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Speaker 1: good thing. Driving under the influence at one hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty miles an hour on I three ninety five really
Speaker 1: a bad thing. One hundred and thirty one hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty Yeah. Twenty eight year old and can Etiquette arrested
Speaker 1: yesterday morning when cops spotted him zooming by at that
Speaker 1: rate of speed. Not only could he of course killed someone,
Speaker 1: but once they got him pulled over.
Speaker 2: God, not only could it be killed somebody who said, plus,
Speaker 2: he's doing one hundred and thirty dollars an hour, so
Speaker 2: if there's one look, one little jiggle of the steering
Speaker 2: wheel with him being inebriated.
Speaker 1: He's rolling. This dude's name is Logan Murpher Zafari. And
Speaker 1: so the cops got him pulled over. They said he
Speaker 1: had slurred speech, the eyes glassy, the whole deal. He
Speaker 1: waked of alcohol, failed his field sobriety tests, so they
Speaker 1: arrested him, and of course they inquired, dude, what, first off,
Speaker 1: what are you thinking and you're out here doing one
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty miles an hour? Why I'm in a
Speaker 1: hurry to go home and see my cat?
Speaker 2: Okay, now, this guy's a weeny on top of things,
Speaker 2: in a.
Speaker 1: Hurry to go home and see his cats.
Speaker 2: You're a grown man. There could be a different excuse,
Speaker 2: like your dog, I gonna get home for the dog
Speaker 2: he's chewing up the couch and stuff, not a cat
Speaker 2: that just may said I gotta get home and feed
Speaker 2: the lion.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, but.
Speaker 2: It's like saying, oh, I'm gonna go check on the hamsters.
Speaker 1: Dude, come on, man, Uber, buddy, Uber, it happened again. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's never pleasant to have to share these stories, but
Speaker 1: life happens, and strange things happen out of the normal
Speaker 1: that you would not anticipate occurring and ultimately resulting in
Speaker 1: the demise of someone, usually on a job setting or such.
Speaker 2: It's an industrial accident. But you know, nine out of
Speaker 2: ten times, what's this high school track meet? I heard
Speaker 2: you say that in the tea And was it a javelin?
Speaker 2: No starter gun had had a bullet in it, kind
Speaker 2: of like what's his name the actor?
Speaker 1: No? Okay, no, it was not an Alec Baldwin deal. Okay,
Speaker 1: errant hammer throw. That's the big steel ball on the chain,
Speaker 1: Yeah that you you run around in a circle, and yeah,
Speaker 1: the sixteen pound metal ball on the chain went horribly
Speaker 1: off course, striking a parent of one of the athletes
Speaker 1: that was participating in this high school meet in Colorado. God, dog,
Speaker 1: that is morbid.
Speaker 2: So not only did it happen, then the kids there
Speaker 2: wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1: Oh, they said.
Speaker 2: This is javelin or a hammer, which when you taken
Speaker 2: I'm taking the javelin.
Speaker 1: Are you are you checking out instantly?
Speaker 2: I'm just sassy in a question. You gotta figure Jablin's
Speaker 2: going pat right here? Yeah, they got quicker. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: this is like, this is this? I immediately thought of
Speaker 2: the final destination the.
Speaker 1: The race, the stock car racing. I didn't see it, which, well,
Speaker 1: that's one of the scenes in that is like the
Speaker 1: car going off completely into the crowdrod. This is you know,
Speaker 1: at a sporting events, you don't normally fear for your life.
Speaker 2: No, but we've seen it. We saw it firsthanded Daytona.
Speaker 2: Remember Oh yeah, that that Infinity Series race the engine
Speaker 2: block went into the crowd. That was hammer throw dude. God,
Speaker 2: we went all the way up into the stands. That
Speaker 2: person sucks to throwing the hammer a pat. I've been
Speaker 2: to track events. My daughter did track for a semester,
Speaker 2: and uh, I've seen stuff like this. And when they practiced,
Speaker 2: by the way they practiced with you usually fake stuff.
Speaker 2: So this is a real meat. They're using the real deal, right,
Speaker 2: Look you throw that hammer.
Speaker 1: Oh he just spun around and wrapped the head.
Speaker 2: But I guess they just you know what, I got
Speaker 2: discombobulated just spinning around twice like ago too early. No,
Speaker 2: they were dizzy, they were new at this, probably were dizzy.
Speaker 2: Plus it's a high schooler and it yeah, let it
Speaker 2: go at the wrong point.
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Speaker 2: Somebody else said that was not named Is that Is
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Speaker 2: that actually what it's sold as? If you had I
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Speaker 2: forty in the morning, it's a legit name, I would say,
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Speaker 2: And then somebody else asked, did the person die at
Speaker 2: the hammer throat?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, an that's it happened again.
Speaker 2: Anytime that there's an it happened again story, it means
Speaker 2: that a person died. Oh gosh, yes, there is force fact.
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Speaker 2: that little shady store you're spending about five bucks a pop.
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Speaker 2: about for horny goatweed. Those are the kind of convenience
Speaker 2: stores when you walk in and it's like the bread
Speaker 2: has a price tag that's been put on there, and
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Speaker 2: There's a little bit of mold, open up the loaf,
Speaker 2: scrape it off a little bit, and slap a seventy
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Speaker 1: Still has the full rack of porno mags behind the counter.
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Speaker 2: you might get a taker. Horny goat goat weed is
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Speaker 2: can't just oh, it's sold in publics too. According according
Speaker 2: to listeners, is sold in publics horny goat weed.
Speaker 1: That's it.
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