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Speaker 1: Good morning for mel It's your good friend Clayton here

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as usual with the what was your name?

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Speaker 2: Chris? Chris?

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Speaker 3: Chris Chris? Hey, say hello Chris.

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Speaker 2: Yeah hello, it's been over Yeah. So I died over

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a year ago and my eternal punishment is to do

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this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife. So Clayton,

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what are we doing today? Who's our guest?

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Speaker 3: Well, before we get into that, can you give me

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your hand? Shake my hand? Will you?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Ah, gotcha?

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Speaker 2: Now we're handcuffed together.

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Speaker 3: That's right, Yes, we are handcuffed together because you there's

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a trick here.

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Speaker 2: We doing another magic trick.

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Speaker 3: No, no magic trick. You never found my nose. It's

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probably not gonna come back for a while. But you

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have been getting really squarely here lately, young man.

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Speaker 1: So I don't trust you when we go out, and

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we're going on a field trip today. But do not

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think that this is some sort of reward because you

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have been very naughty in fact. Okay, go ahead, take

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this breathcase.

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Speaker 3: Hold on to this.

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Speaker 2: What is this?

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Speaker 3: You're my assistant, so you got to carry my.

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Speaker 2: Briefcase, all right, So hold onto this, okay, and then.

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Speaker 1: Give me a hug because wh don't you tell a

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porta It's it's a long distance, so you need to

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hug me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, all right, all right here we are?

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Where is this?

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Speaker 3: Oh? This is this is pregatory?

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Speaker 2: Chris? Oh yeah, wow, yeah that makes a lot of nothing.

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Speaker 3: Yep. Yeah, they really like the color bathe here. Yeah,

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you know this you could have ended up here, Chris.

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Speaker 1: This could have been you remember that time that you

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dinged a car but you didn't leave a note.

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Speaker 3: You know, if you left that note, you probably would

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have ended up here.

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Speaker 2: But you know, yeah, I mean it's dims the breaks.

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It's okay, I guess I mean, it's just yeah, it's

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very okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well I guess we gotta head over

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over into this door here.

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Speaker 3: Listeners at home. It's just a giant blank beije void

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that we're in right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So what is this room?

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Speaker 3: This is the this is the waiting room.

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Speaker 2: The waiting room that's right for for purgatory.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we just got to wait here for a bit

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and then we'll be we'll be summing.

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Speaker 2: But wait, wait is it is it purgatory? Just a

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waiting room?

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Speaker 1: So we're in like a waiting room within a larger

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waiting room, is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, I do

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recognize the redundancy in that, but I don't know. Our

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meeting will begin shortly, I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: Okay. And what are we what are we doing here?

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Speaker 4: We should be ready for you now if you could

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follow me?

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, this way.

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Speaker 2: Gone, Chris, Okay, this is the same goal we just

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went in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Yeah, we're back in that giant room

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from before.

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Speaker 4: Okay, whatever, okay, okay, is there anyone else in? You're

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a party or should we just get started?

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Speaker 3: Nope?

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Speaker 2: Just me and my guy? Hi here?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Who?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 4: Who is this fellow?

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Speaker 2: I'm his assistant? I carried the briefcase.

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Speaker 4: Why are you chained to him? Uh?

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Speaker 2: I was bad? He's been bad.

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Okay? And what was your name again, ma'am?

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Speaker 4: Oh men? My name is Dory, you know, arbitrator for

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purgatory h extra planar intermediary do a lot of different

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stuff up here on human resources.

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Speaker 3: So purgatory Dory, that's that's what I'm gonna call you.

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Speaker 4: I would rather not I Dory is what I go by,

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Speaker 3: Okay, Purgatory Dory. You got it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's gonna all right, send.

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Speaker 2: Some a little new Uh. What are we doing here?

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Speaker 4: We're here for the War Summit protocol Some of us

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refer to it as wus up, just in case you

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weren't familiar. But we're going to be discussing sort of

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updating the terms of warfare, negotiating those terms. So we'll

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actually be joined by Lucy from Heaven.

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Speaker 3: Late as usual, there's typical angel behavior. Wait, I hear something.

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What is that here? She comes?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Man, Dory, that bathroom ruined. I absolutely I took the

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biggest ship. Oh god, so get on that after this?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Why am I here?

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Speaker 4: It's the War Summit protocols.

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Speaker 5: What's up?

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Speaker 4: I've I've sent so many memos about this?

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Speaker 3: How what's up?

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Speaker 6: Why is this man chained up to this man? Have

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you no shame?

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Speaker 1: I'm a d man, okay? In this little man is

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a man boy and he keeps getting away. Hi, Lucy,

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I'm Clayton. I'm the new Minister of War from Hell

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Secretary of War right.

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Speaker 6: Whatever, whatever, Chris whatever, All right, what's what's happening?

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Speaker 4: Well, as you're aware, we do meet semi regularly to

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discuss the terms of warfare and as I suppose, mister Clayton,

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Ministry Secretary of Warfare for hell, when did you come

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into this position?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I have been in it for a ripe two

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or three months now? I lost count?

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Speaker 5: Oh two months? Okay, Dori, you're wasting my time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how long have you been you doing your job?

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Speaker 6: Lucy, I've been doing it for billions and billions of years.

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Speaker 4: Oh so more of a senior position.

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Speaker 5: I have lost count. Yeah, you stoop little thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you think you're so big and bad even though

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you're good. You can tell you big, big war veteran

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over here. Oh well, intimidating.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure Clayton has also experienced war, certainly with with

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your title, right, doubt it, Clayton, Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, Tons, I've uh you know, I've called duty, battlefield, battlefront,

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call of duty.

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Speaker 2: Door.

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Speaker 5: Do you see who we're talking to?

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Speaker 1: Listen, I've done several tours in for dance. Okay, I'll

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have you know.

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Speaker 6: This man is is what are those called the twitch streamers?

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Speaker 5: Up and earth?

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Speaker 4: Are you a twitch streamer? Clayton?

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Speaker 5: Is that?

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Speaker 2: Is that what you're he's trying to He's trying to

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get started figuring out the streaming text. He's had a

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hard time with that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they won't give me affiliate, so it's yeah, it's rough.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's working on it.

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Speaker 5: These are nubes.

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Speaker 4: Well for your benefit, Uh, mister Clayton, Minister Clayton, what

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do you.

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Speaker 3: Prefer, Secretary, Just Clayton, just good old Clayton. Yeah, purgatory doory, secretary.

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Speaker 4: That's okay, Well, Minister Clayton, Secretary Clayton. I know you

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guys are not necessarily the most comfortable with each other.

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There's not always the most friendly atmosphere, we could say.

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So part of this will be determining, you know, what's

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allowed in battle when you inevitably have to face off

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against each other.

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Speaker 6: So everything's allowed, well not have you been to war.

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Everything's allowed when you're in the midst of battle. Well,

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you know, and there's blood and death all around.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we're probably gonna have to nerve our weapons

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because you know, we're we're about to kick some major

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angel ass, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Wiping the floor with you guys. You don't even know

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what's coming.

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Speaker 5: Who is this man?

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Speaker 3: He comes in here already.

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Speaker 2: I'm Clayton, I'm Chris.

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Speaker 3: That's Chris.

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Speaker 5: I don't care what your name is.

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Speaker 4: Well, this is already off to a really great start.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So you you talk about your your weaponry, Clayton. That's

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that's somewhere to start. What what kind of weapons would

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you like to put on the table? Proverbiably, Please don't

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put actual, you know, weapons on the table. We have

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determined in purgatory there should be some limits. Okay, So

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what what weapons would you like to propose that we

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Speaker 1: For First of all, you know from the last WHAT'SOP meeting,

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you guys took goring with demon horns off the table.

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Speaker 3: I want those back.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want to gore someone with my horns, okay,

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and then I want to take I don't want these

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angels using their dang halos as frisbees, because they're sharp,

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and they're dangerous and unwieldy and it's not fair.

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Speaker 4: We we nixed the goring with the horns purely because

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it was unsanitary. So maybe if you disgusting, yeah, maybe

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Speaker 5: Some gloves, the latex gloves.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, latex on the horns.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna put condoms on my horns.

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That's that's how intimidating is that coming in with a

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couple of robbers.

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Speaker 5: It's protection, it is protection.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well in the middle, we'll put some pyr l

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Speaker 5: Okay, nothing's worse than a viral infection. I will say.

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Speaker 3: That for once. I agree with you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and so we're we're still keeping h throwing your

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halo as an option unless you can provide a reason

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Speaker 1: Clayton, I just I'm You're gonna be honest. I'm just

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jealous because we don't have any cool projectile weapons. Our

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horns cannot be removed, at least not comfortably.

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Speaker 3: It's just not cool.

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Speaker 2: So, uh, you've thrown me, that's true.

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Speaker 3: Can we throw Chris?

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Speaker 6: You have your human spear? I would like to actually

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talk about that, this human man of a spear?

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Speaker 5: Is that allowed?

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Speaker 6: Can we all have human companions with us as well,

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chained up to our ankles while we drag them across

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the trenches?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a for it.

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Speaker 4: Generally we discourage the use of humans in non human combat,

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so it is a little alarming to see you hear, Chris,

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no offense to you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm just as embarrassed as

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you are.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, I just think, to be honest, you're

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not outfitted for supernatural combat of this nature, so we

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try to discourage it, Lucy, but it does seem a

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bit a bit one sided.

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Speaker 5: You have a point there, Yeah, I have many points.

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Speaker 1: Well I got I got two points up here, and

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then I got two points in my hands. That's right,

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boom double no fingers, suck it, this immature man.

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Speaker 4: I can submit a request for an addendum to see

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if the side from Heaven could start integrating humans in

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some capacity, you know, in Hell it's more of a punishment.

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I would have to figure out how fighting would be

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a reward for Heaven's side.

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Speaker 6: Well, listen, I feel like I can find some humans

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who would love to get dragged around and help a

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good cause. You know, we can even promise them maybe

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a ticket to Heaven, you know, maybe like a vouch

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Speaker 4: So like a purgatory escapement plan, right right right?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well, how would you want topply stop it?

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Speaker 4: Do we still want to use holy grenades on Heaven's side. Yes, okay, yes, yes,

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it's it's it's really justifiable. If you I can explain

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what No, I.

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Speaker 1: Want to use blooney as my weapon to counter their

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holy grenades.

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Speaker 3: Blooney on the list?

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Speaker 6: What's what's this bolooney this man is talking about?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. You're spouting it all the time.

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Speaker 5: You're you're bologny.

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Speaker 4: We are not. Okay, this is okay, let's take a breath.

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We should use this time to be productive. Okay. So

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I can sense there's a lot of uh tension, and

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so what I'd like to propose is team building exercises

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we could try so that we're not just shouting baloney

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at each other.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes ice ice melters, the com ice ice melters.

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Speaker 4: Ice melters? Yeah, oh oh, ice breakers? What I think

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you're referring to?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I come from Hell.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, yeah, culture idiots, idiots.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, he's he's used to tridents.

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Speaker 4: More so that oh that reminds me to add tridents

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to the list of weapons. Okay, I'll make a note

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of that. All right, So why don't we do this.

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Let's let's start with a fairly simple exchange that I

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like to call the game of possibilities. Okay, this should

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be fun. It's a game. What we're going to do

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is I. Yeah, well she's she's had.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well she's be disrespectful. All right, No, you'd begatory Dory.

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Speaker 5: You are wasting my time here.

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Speaker 4: My name is Dory, and I care for Dory.

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Speaker 5: Don't you change this.

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Speaker 3: I care for purgatory Dory.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, we don't need to.

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Speaker 5: She cares for me. Okay, this is.

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Speaker 4: All very flattering, but I've only met some of you

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just in the last goodness knows how long. It feels

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like it's been forever.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's purgatory for you.

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Speaker 4: That is purgatory. That's kind of our whole thing. Game

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of possibilities, really simple. I am going to give one

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of you. Let's actually, let's start with Lucy. I'm going

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to give Lucy an object, and Clayton and Chris you're

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gonna look away. I don't want you to see what

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I'm giving Lucy. And this will help you guys work

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on your communication.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: She is going to describe the object or what it's

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used for, and all you guys have to do is

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guess what the item is. Okay, So we're gonna work

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on how we communicate. We're gonna make this something really positive.

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All right, so you too, turn around. Don't look over here.

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I'm gonna be watching you, all right, Lucy, here's your item.

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All you have to do is describe it what it's

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used for in a way that they can guess what

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it is, all right, whenever you're ready.

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Speaker 6: It is strong, it has much strength, very hard, great communications. Ah,

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and I can easily shove it up your ass.

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Speaker 2: That could be anything, though, Yeah, I knew that.

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Speaker 3: That's You're not really narrowing it down. I gotta be honest.

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Speaker 4: Okayon, how do you ask a question about the item?

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Speaker 6: Spoiler alert, it's my fist? Then I'll punch you so

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goddamn hard in your face.

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Speaker 3: Why did you give her a fist?

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Speaker 4: It's not I didn't give her a fist.

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Speaker 6: I gave her and I might shove it up your

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ass if you don't leave this establishment.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I didn't give her a fist. I actually

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gave her a small figurine of a Teddy Bear. I

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don't know how she came up with.

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Speaker 5: It's gone, Yeah, it's gone.

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Speaker 2: On the terms of work, are they allowed to fist curious.

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Is that on the list.

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Speaker 4: We didn't We didn't have that on the list.

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Speaker 5: Fisting is needed in combat?

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Speaker 3: Is it's an absolute necessity? Yeah? No, I think it's

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I think we can all agree we need fisting on the.

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Speaker 5: Dorry. I need that written down right now.

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Speaker 4: This is what you're going to agree on. Okay, I

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will take small victories. They agree this.

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Speaker 5: Bump, I will not touch you agree on fisting.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I made a note of that. That's not ideal,

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but at least you're starting to agree.

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Speaker 1: For the record, Pertory Joy, I still hate her. Oh like,

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I do not trust this woman.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: It's shocking, really, because this man comes here. Well, waste

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my time.

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Speaker 1: We're eternal. We have nothing but time. Tell how am

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I wasting time when you have nothing?

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Speaker 5: I need my time. I have things to do.

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Speaker 1: I'm an angel, A big, big important angel. Yeah wow, wow,

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talk about how important you are?

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Speaker 5: Well, okay, I have very important we actually Oh.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that did not work as well as I hoped

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it would. The game of possibilities, Uh, possibly not valuable.

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So how about a different one. There's a game called

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winterer Loser, which is not what you think it is.

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Because I know you're gonna think it's a competition.

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Speaker 2: It's note.

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Speaker 4: It's no, there's no real winner or loser. It's about

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reframing negative situations into positive learning experiences. Okay, So why

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don't we have Clayton, you can take the lead here.

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All I'm gonna ask of you is think about something

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negative that happened in your life, staring.

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Speaker 3: At it right now. I'm looking right at Okay.

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Speaker 4: So what I'm going to ask that you do is

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you think of that experience, that negative experience, and then

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what we're going to do is Lucy is going to

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take that experience and reframe it in a positive aspect.

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We're going to look for the silver lining of this

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bad experience. Okay. So, so Clayton, what is what is

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a negative experience you've had?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Where do I start? Off the top of my head?

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Speaker 1: I can recall on my six hundred and sixty sixth birthday.

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Speaker 3: It's a big one. It's a big birthday.

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Speaker 1: My brother said that he had a party, but he

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did not say that the party was for me. Basically,

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my brother Satan had a party, but it was not

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a birthday party.

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Speaker 3: He just had a party. And I wasn't invited on

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my birthday.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's very hurt that's that is that is very hurtful.

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I'm so sorry that happened to you, Lucy. This is where,

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having heard that story from Clayton, what I would ask

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is what what could you see as a as a

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positive on that event? What could we take away from

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that that we put in a positive light, make it

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a silver lining of that situation.

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Speaker 6: It was an absolute fucking rager, amazing party, amazing drink.

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Speaker 3: But you would do the you would do the you

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went to my birthday. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, I am not a loser like you.

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Speaker 3: I am not. I am not a loser. I am

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a winner.

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Speaker 2: You are.

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Speaker 5: You're a loser and a new I'm not a new

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the police call of duty?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, how does it work as far as assigning

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win and lose to this? In this game? Who wins?

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Speaker 4: There is there is no winner and there is no loser.

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That's it's a miss misnomer. Perhaps it's it's about making well.

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It's about taking an experience that might make you feel

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like a loser and turning it into something that makes

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you feel like a winner. It worked, It did not work, Okay,

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it didn't work.

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Speaker 1: I don't care you think I bothered by that. I'm

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not bothered by that. So I'm moving on. What other

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kind of ice melters do we have?

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Speaker 5: Ice Breaker? You stupid thing.

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Speaker 3: You're a stupid yours and you're bology, you're boloone.

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Speaker 5: You're blown.

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Speaker 4: Okay. It seems like when our loser wasn't really a winner,

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who was more of a loser. So we're not going

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to do that. Let's, uh, let's try something more physical here.

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Clearly the more emotional existential ones aren't working. Let's try

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something physical. We're going to do a trust fall.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: I want to have you both do this. Certainly you

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must be familiar with trust falls, Clayton, why don't you

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go first?

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Speaker 1: I don't know about trust falls, okay, especially not with

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this angel here, because the last time that you know,

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the demons, we we did a trust fall up in heaven.

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We fell all the way down the hell and then

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they didn't let us come back up.

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Speaker 3: All right, My brother was there, he knows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fallen angel, that's all an angel.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, that's right, Lucy. I used to be

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one of you.

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Speaker 4: Sure, Okay, So we're going to set up a ladder.

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Speaker 3: Here, okay, big beige ladder, Well.

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Speaker 4: That's our color of choice. And then you're going to

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climb up and then you're just going to free fall.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, you gotta get on this ladder with me.

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It's yeah, it should support us.

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Speaker 2: Book.

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Speaker 3: Come come on, come on, but that's just plumb slower slower, right, hurry, Okay,

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here we go.

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Speaker 2: All right, this is a really high this is really high.

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Speaker 4: Well, we really want to make sure you guys are

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committed to this. Lucy. You're gonna be right here, okay,

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and you're just gonna catch him when he falls because

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you trust him and he trusts you. And this is

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the foundation we're gonna build today.

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Speaker 5: Okay, of course, all.

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Speaker 7: Right, all right, here we go incoming purgatory toy. She

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drumped me on purpose.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I did not see, No, I think I did

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not see.

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Speaker 3: I was looking away, but I counted down. I counted

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down and said, where're gonna go away?

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Speaker 5: I was distracted.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, you know what hey get Once you get

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on the ladder, it's your turn, your turn, Lucy, go ahead.

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Speaker 4: See why don't why don't we You can demonstrate what

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trust is when you get up there. And you'll fall

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and they'll catch.

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Speaker 5: You, right right, okay, So.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all right, we're totally ready for you down here, Lucy,

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all right, go ahead, fall and all right?

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Speaker 5: Three two one fall?

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Speaker 3: What okay?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 3: Purgatory story. She's using her wings, she's cheating.

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Speaker 6: Why would I trust you?

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Speaker 5: Why would I trust?

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Speaker 3: I would have dropped you?

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Speaker 6: And look at what I did. I don't have any

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any pain whatsoever. You have much pain because of that fall.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you you're a pain in my ass.

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Speaker 2: I hate you.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what I thought was going to happen here.

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Speaker 5: You never trust the enemy, is what we learned here.

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Speaker 3: What is that sun Zoo? Because he's an hell, I

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can ask him.

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Speaker 6: You say many words that make no sense because you

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are a small, tiny thing irrelevant in my eyes.

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Speaker 3: I'm huge, I'm ripped.

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Speaker 5: You know you're very small.

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Speaker 3: Actually no, I'm quite large.

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Speaker 6: You're a tiny man, very small and pathetic.

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Speaker 3: You think I'm small?

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Speaker 2: Will get him?

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Speaker 5: Shoulders squish you? Looking at Why are you on your shoulders.

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Speaker 3: Right now? We can fight.

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Speaker 6: I don't think you understand. Absolutely wreck your ship.

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Speaker 3: Your comprehendo. I understand. I'm going to kick your ass.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you know what, there's no fighting in purgatory, so

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let's just stop all that. And that actually brings us

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to a great point in the negotiations. If you are

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going to fight, where should that take place?

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00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:34,200
Speaker 6: Well, it's not that bad here. It's beige. Yeah, everything

471
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,880
is beige. There's unlimited space. I think the fight should

472
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,920
be in purgatory.

473
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:42,720
Speaker 3: No, a great area. I like the ground. It's nice

474
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,599
for falling onto.

475
00:20:44,759 --> 00:20:48,279
Speaker 6: You can see the contrast of the blood with the red,

476
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and the beige would look very nice.

477
00:20:51,079 --> 00:20:53,359
Speaker 4: It's so hard to get blood out of the furniture.

478
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,400
I really can't emphasize enough. There's no fight.

479
00:20:55,599 --> 00:20:57,839
Speaker 2: Are agreeing. They are agreeing on that. I just want

480
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,839
to point that out they do.

481
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,640
Speaker 3: This is a pretty sweet location for a fight.

482
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,680
Speaker 6: I mean, it is an open space. I will not

483
00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:08,480
have a war in my lovely heaven. I refuse to

484
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:09,000
have that.

485
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,559
Speaker 3: That's fine, I wouldn't you want to go up there.

486
00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:12,440
Speaker 1: But you know what, you guys can come on down

487
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,599
any time, because we're gonna have the home field advantage

488
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,319
down in Hell, all right, so bring it.

489
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,640
Speaker 5: I will also agree. I will.

490
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Speaker 6: I don't mind fighting in hell. It is already dirty.

491
00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:22,880
It's disgusting. I don't mind fighting there.

492
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,920
Speaker 4: For the sake of Purgatory. I'm gonna put down Hell

493
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,160
because I don't think my bosses will approve Purgatory, but

494
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,519
I will put that as a close second choice. How

495
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about that?

496
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Speaker 5: Fine? Oy?

497
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,839
Speaker 3: What about uh about Valhalla? Do that?

498
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Speaker 6: Valhalla is sketchy? It's the ghetto. I don't want to

499
00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:41,240
go there. I refuse to have my war there.

500
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Speaker 4: Vahalla isn't permitted. It's not permitted for that.

501
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,559
Speaker 3: Okay, all right? So no, Well maybe maybe next time.

502
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,400
Speaker 6: I don't want third I don't want third parties coming in.

503
00:21:51,599 --> 00:21:54,279
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, Not that Clayton would know much about parties,

504
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Am I right?

505
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Speaker 5: If human has jokes out, I like him.

506
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 3: Okay. Uh, Twilight Zone, cool with that.

507
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 1: I mean that's it's a little trippy, but I think

508
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,720
that that's a decent spot for a war.

509
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:07,880
Speaker 5: That is fine with me.

510
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 4: Okay.

511
00:22:08,599 --> 00:22:12,160
Speaker 6: I still am thinking that Purgatory might be the place

512
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:12,799
for the war.

513
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Speaker 2: I think so.

514
00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:17,400
Speaker 4: I can't emphasize enough. We are not zoned for that.

515
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 5: The beige is so nice it is we.

516
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 4: Would like to keep it that way. I'm fairly certain

517
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,680
if angels and demons fought here it would no longer

518
00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:27,200
be bage.

519
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,559
Speaker 5: Oh no, it will be disgusting.

520
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be red with the blood of my enemies.

521
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Speaker 6: What this man said, Well, I don't angels, we don't bleed.

522
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Speaker 4: I'm not going to approve that, but I, like I said,

523
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,759
making a note that you would prefer purgatory. But we

524
00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:44,119
have hell, we have the did we say we thought

525
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,160
the twilight Zone?

526
00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:46,160
Speaker 3: Twilight Zone's cool?

527
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, work, okayalalla?

528
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:48,839
Speaker 3: Nirvana?

529
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 4: Nirvana? Interesting?

530
00:22:51,519 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying I love their music.

531
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,519
Speaker 4: Oh you're talking about a soundtrack to accompany the fight?

532
00:22:57,599 --> 00:22:58,039
Speaker 2: I mean cool?

533
00:22:58,079 --> 00:22:58,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

534
00:22:58,319 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I think that that's going to amp up

535
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,640
my true pretty well.

536
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 4: So okay, okay, yeah, Lucy, do you have any musical requests?

537
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,039
Speaker 5: The only music is the scream of my enemies?

538
00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:13,079
Speaker 3: Come as you are?

539
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,799
Speaker 5: A location choice I might have might be a happy.

540
00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:22,839
Speaker 3: Valley, Oh happy valley?

541
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,319
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I think that is a good one.

542
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 3: Yeah.

543
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 2: What what is happy valley?

544
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 3: Chris?

545
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,519
Speaker 1: Happy valley on the place that you go to he's new,

546
00:23:31,559 --> 00:23:33,440
he's new. It's the place you go to when you've

547
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,759
taken too much acid or you've like, you know, you're

548
00:23:35,759 --> 00:23:37,119
at a really crazy mushroom trip.

549
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,319
Speaker 2: It's that's that's the actual physical place.

550
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you go.

551
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, great place for a war, great place.

552
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,839
Speaker 3: Good, good job, Lucy.

553
00:23:43,559 --> 00:23:44,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree.

554
00:23:44,599 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 4: See you guys are this is this is great. We're

555
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,839
all now we're really connecting. We're coming up with this

556
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,960
is collaboration, guys.

557
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,759
Speaker 3: What is it good for? Absolutely?

558
00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:57,759
Speaker 2: It's another soundtrack.

559
00:23:58,279 --> 00:24:01,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm just I'm just throwing out more song choices. Okay, yeah,

560
00:24:01,559 --> 00:24:02,799
write that down. Purgatory story.

561
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 4: Okay, it's story, but yes, I will write that down.

562
00:24:05,519 --> 00:24:06,359
I'm writing it down.

563
00:24:07,799 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 5: Okay.

564
00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 4: Great. I feel like we've got a good selection of

565
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,599
locations for this battle. That really just leaves the kind

566
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,720
of big question of what do you get if you win? Right?

567
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,839
What is this way to answer your question, Clayton war?

568
00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:24,559
What is it good for?

569
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 3: What?

570
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:27,279
Speaker 5: What?

571
00:24:27,279 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 4: What do you want? Is my final.

572
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 3: Spoils of war? Yeah?

573
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 4: Yes to the victor of the spoil Lucy.

574
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 3: Go ahead. I want to hear what lame idea you have.

575
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 6: Well, it is not lame, but I want to save

576
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:43,240
the souls of millions. I want world peace, which is

577
00:24:43,279 --> 00:24:45,880
why I fight and put my angels on the front

578
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,799
lines for world peace.

579
00:24:49,319 --> 00:24:50,559
Speaker 4: Wow, lovely, Okay.

580
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 2: All right, Wow?

581
00:24:51,079 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 1: Hey, miss America over here, miss miss Universe. Wow out, Chris, Chris, stop,

582
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,519
can clap with your hand cuff to me?

583
00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 2: Okay, well you're the okay pathetic.

584
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, Heaven's side is accounted for. Thank you, Lucy

585
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,599
Clayton for Hell. What would you what would your spoils

586
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,319
be that you'd like me to put in for?

587
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: I want all the demons to be allowed to go

588
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,599
to Heaven, and I want to ship in God's beds.

589
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,359
Oh what I want to I want to lay in

590
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,559
his bed, in his clean white bed.

591
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 3: Sheets, and I just want to ship in them.

592
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 6: So, if I'm understanding correctly, you are going to put

593
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,960
your demons on the front lines, get them absolutely murdered

594
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,759
so you could ship in God's bed.

595
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 3: Yep, that's pretty much. That's pretty much it.

596
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 2: What about like the I don't know Antichrist or or

597
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,920
like taking over Earth or.

598
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 1: That stuffs probably gonna happen eventually, I don't know. But

599
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,480
I'm actually I'm texting my brother right now and he

600
00:25:46,519 --> 00:25:49,799
agrees he wants to shit in God's bed, So we

601
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:52,000
we will take turns shitting in God's bed and he

602
00:25:52,039 --> 00:25:54,200
has to sleep in it. That's the other term God

603
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,720
has to sleep in the shitty bed sheets.

604
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna go out on a on a limb

605
00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:04,160
here and say, I do not think that's going to

606
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,160
get CO signed.

607
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 5: It's not going to get CO signed.

608
00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:10,079
Speaker 3: No, we'll see take it to the big man. See

609
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:10,599
what he says.

610
00:26:10,759 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 5: I will not Why would I do that.

611
00:26:14,079 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: It's not your job, Lucy, it's purgatory Dory's job.

612
00:26:17,039 --> 00:26:19,519
Speaker 5: I will not let just I will not let Dorry

613
00:26:19,559 --> 00:26:19,880
do that.

614
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I'll be fired if I even propose that.

615
00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:25,599
Speaker 5: You are shameful, you little man.

616
00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I will shit in God's bed. No, No, I

617
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,240
will take a ship.

618
00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 6: In the toilet, or go back to where you came from.

619
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,759
Go take a ship over there.

620
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,279
Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm holding it in. I'm holding it.

621
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: In waiting for God's bed sheets. Le discussed sheets will

622
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,680
be my toilet paper. I tell you, I.

623
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 6: Will shove my fists so far up your ass. I

624
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,920
will grab the poop. I will grab the ship that

625
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000
you have been saving four weeks, and I will then

626
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:55,519
throw it to your face so you will never shit

627
00:26:55,599 --> 00:26:56,319
on God's bed.

628
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,519
Speaker 2: But but wait, if it went in his face, wouldn't

629
00:26:58,519 --> 00:26:59,839
it come back out as ass? And it would just

630
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:00,759
reload like.

631
00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 5: We will not eat it.

632
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 6: I will not look more, it will not enter his intestines.

633
00:27:08,839 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 2: Is that allowed?

634
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 5: I will submit it all over his face.

635
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 3: It's not allowed.

636
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,599
Speaker 4: It's definitely not allowed. There's no part of this that's allowed.

637
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 5: I'll use a paint brush and start painting.

638
00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:22,039
Speaker 1: Then I will grab Chris and I will squeeze him

639
00:27:22,079 --> 00:27:25,640
like a toothpaste tube and shit in God's bed.

640
00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 2: I shit be not. I don't want to shit the

641
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:28,920
bed on this one.

642
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,079
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well too bad. Your handcuffed to me.

643
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,079
You have no choice. So we pro trapped up here?

644
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,200
Is this is all we need?

645
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 5: Oh?

646
00:27:37,519 --> 00:27:39,839
Speaker 4: I mean I feel like I've gotten way more than

647
00:27:39,839 --> 00:27:42,880
I asked for. So uh yeah, I'll take all of

648
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:49,000
your terms. We'll complete the war summit protocols and submit everything. Yes,

649
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,680
what's up? And then I'll send out the memo detailing

650
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,319
what was approved what wasn't. I would suspect a lot

651
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,880
will not be approved, and you can file any concerns

652
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,240
or complaints. But this will establish the terms of your

653
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:03,880
conflict and how you can wage war and blah blah blah.

654
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,240
Please don't fight in purgatory and don't shit in God's bed.

655
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,160
That's that'll cover it for me.

656
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: All right, okay, Well, to be continued, purgatory dory. It

657
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,720
has been a pleasure, Thank you so much.

658
00:28:15,079 --> 00:28:16,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just story.

659
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 3: Lucy what Lucy?

660
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 4: What?

661
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 3: See you on the battlefield, That's all I gotta say.

662
00:28:24,279 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 6: Bring your men, bring your swords, and you will regret

663
00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:29,039
the day you ever came here.

664
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: Like God, No, he's about to have some pretty stinky

665
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:33,720
I shall not whatever.

666
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,319
Speaker 3: All right, see you later, birds.

667
00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:39,359
Speaker 2: Come on, Chris, all right, bye bye, nice to meet y'all. Both.

668
00:28:40,839 --> 00:28:42,559
Speaker 3: All right, all right, hug me, hug me.

669
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,799
Speaker 2: We gotta tell for it and right goodbye.

670
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 3: All right, we're back in help. Wow, what a day,

671
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:51,279
What a day.

672
00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 2: I didn't know. There's a lot of rules. I didn't

673
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,440
know there was so like regulated.

674
00:28:55,519 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, We're not gonna follow any that ship now,

675
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,039
I'm not doing any of that. In fact, I'm gonna

676
00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:00,799
nuke Keaven right now. All right, yeah, I mean, what

677
00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:01,240
are they gonna do?

678
00:29:01,279 --> 00:29:03,039
Speaker 3: What are they gonna do? They gonnaunish us? We live

679
00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:03,319
in hell.

680
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, you have that briefcase, Chris, the brief briefcase.

681
00:29:09,839 --> 00:29:11,319
Speaker 3: I gave it to you before the meeting.

682
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 2: I know. But then whenever we did the trust falls,

683
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,559
I set it down so that you climb the ladder.

684
00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:19,839
Speaker 1: You left the briefcase with Lucy in purgatory. Dory God, Chris,

685
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,839
that had the launch codes. It had the nuclear launch

686
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:22,440
codes in it.

687
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,079
Speaker 2: Well should have told me. You just said I was

688
00:29:24,119 --> 00:29:24,440
the same.

689
00:29:24,519 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: I just I told you to hold on to the briefcase.

690
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,640
Now there are no God. Now Lucy has our launch codes. Great,

691
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,960
all right, well I'm gonna have to go talk to

692
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,720
my brother about that.

693
00:29:32,519 --> 00:29:32,839
Speaker 2: All right.

694
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, guys, Chris, would you tell them what

695
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,559
they gotta do?

696
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: Leave us a rating wherever you're listening to this because

697
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that helps us out, and be sure to follow us

698
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699
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see what Purgatory looks like, then go to at Morning

700
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from Hell on Instagram. We'll have a picture of it.

701
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Speaker 3: Yep. All right, Hail Clayton. All right, hey guys, thanks

702
00:29:59,519 --> 00:30:01,359
for listening to another episode. Good Morning from Help.

703
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Speaker 1: That was a fun one and I wanted to thank

704
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our guests Hanna McCarthy and Fiona Nova for being on

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with us.

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Speaker 3: Guys, Thank you so much for having us.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for having us. It was so fun.

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Speaker 1: I loved it for our listeners, how can they find you,

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guys on social media and follow your work.

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Speaker 6: You can find me on Twitter at Fiona Nova and

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then Instagram at Fionaanda Score Nova and you can also

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find me on Achievement Hunter. We play games, we do

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things for.

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Speaker 4: Me again, I'm Hannah MacCarthy. You can find me on

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Twitter at high Hello Underscore Hannah on Instagram at Hi

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Hello Hannah. I was able to get it without an

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underscore that time. Wow for me. I also do a

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weekly D and D show called Role Initiative that is

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a lot of fun. Someday I'll be lucky enough to

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play D and D with Blaine and Chris. But Fiona's

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guested on our D and D show, which was super fun.

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So love D and D, So there's that as well.

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So yeah, thanks for.

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Speaker 2: Having thanks for having, thanks coming on guys. Bye bye