Speaker 1: Hey, buddy, do you already have plans for the weekend? Okay?
And then for the next few weekends after that? Okay? Great?
Huh oh I'm asking because you see, there's this workshop
I really want to try out, but you need a
partner to attend. So I thought, Hey, whoa buddy, No, no, no, no, no,
it's fine, it's fine. This is not going to be
like the woodworking workshop that I dragged you to last year.
I promise, Oh will you stop? Come on, they managed
to reattach your thumb, So it's fine, no big deal.
You got to get over it already. And don't worry.
They're not gonna have any power tools at this one.
Well I don't think so, at least. I mean, I
wouldn't really know how they would. No, really, it's gonna
be fine. I swear this one has very little potential
for physical injuries. There's no need to worry. See it's
a cuddle workshop. A cuddle workshop. Well, a cuddle workshop
is workshop where you learn how to cuddle. And that's
why you need a partner for it. See I got
this brush, sure, And it's a three weekend program, including
meals and lodging. You learn different cuddle techniques and positions.
See like the little spoon, the bear hug reverse Venetian
fruit basket. I have no idea what that is, but
I definitely want to try it. I bet it feels Hey,
what is it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Come on, don't worry. I don't think they're gonna do
the fruit basket thing right on day one. It's a
three weekend workshop. We'll probably start with hugging or something
like that. What why not?
Speaker 2: Come on? Please?
Speaker 1: I don't have anyone else to ask. I mean, I
am single, so yeah, I assume most people will probably
be couples there.
Speaker 2: So what.
Speaker 1: No, we don't have to We can attend just as friends.
I mean, I like cuddles.
Speaker 2: You like?
Speaker 1: So? Wait you do like cuddles, right?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 1: So then what's the problem? Of course we can cuddle?
Why shouldn't we Okay, we haven't ever cuddled before? Wait,
come to think of it, why haven't we ever cuddled before?
I mean, where are best friends?
Speaker 2: Right? Oh?
Speaker 1: But didn't you just say that you liked cuddles? Okay,
so then what's the issue? How exactly is cuddling weird? Wow?
If you pop up at the workshop with that attitude,
we're gonna make proper fools of ourselves. We should probably
practice a little bit so we don't look like total
nubes when we show up next weekend. Come here, Hey? What?
Why are you literally trying to run away? Dude? How
old are you five? What's next? Are you gonna hold
your breath till I promise not to cuddle you or something? Really,
get your act together? Come here, come to the couch finally. Seriously, dude,
I don't see what your problem is like. I'm not
asking you to form one of those cheerleader pyramids with
me or something. I'm just asking for some snuggles. You
can't even accidentally chop your fingers off this time, so
stop making a fussel. Ready, there we go? Hey, what
is it? Why are you so stiff? I'm trying to
coll you here? Could you perchance work with me a
little bit? Play your arms around me?
Speaker 2: Hmmm?
Speaker 1: That's better? Still kind of stiff that? Hey, we're beginners, right,
we'll get all of that sorted out at the workshop.
But do you think you could rub my back a
little bit?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just like that. Do you want me to do anything
like play with your hair or something?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, that's no issue. I mean, we're snuggle buddy
is right? Of course we are. I mean we wouldn't
attend a cuddle workshop together if we weren't snuggle buddies,
now would we?
Speaker 2: So come on, what do you want?
Speaker 1: Okay? You know what?
Speaker 2: I'm simply going to stroke the back of your neck
a little bit.
Speaker 1: How's that feels great? Right? We should have done this
way sooner. Hey, no slacking off on the back RUPs.
Keep those fingers moving and maybe you could lean back
a little. I'm trying to lie on your chest, but
if you keep sitting straight up like this, I just
slide off you. So come on, that's better. You make
a really comfy pillow, you know that?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Okay? If I nuzzle in tea a little bit, m
this feels great. Oh my gosh, I can't wait until
we go to the cuddle workshop together. Imagine how much
better this will feel once we get some professional training.
We can even do the Romanian handbasket or whatever it
was called, and I bet it feels amazing, and soon
we can do it every day because we're snuggle buddies.
What of course we will? I mean, what do you
think we're doing this for? Seriously, man, why would we
spend the money for a three weekend workshop if we
weren't gonna apply the stuff we learned in our everyday life.
We're gonna seriously boost our snuggle game, and then we'll
have the best snuggles in the universe every day. It's
gonna be awesome. Yeah, of course we will. Hey, don't
back out now. I already booked the workshop for us,
and I don't know if it's gonna be refundable.
Speaker 2: Huh, yeah, I did. You've got to hurry with these
things before they're.
Speaker 1: All booked out. Yeah, I guess I should have asked
you first, But come on, you're my best friend.
Speaker 2: You want to let me go to that workshop all alone?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Hey, you stop rubbing my back please?
Speaker 1: Can you focus?
Speaker 2: Can you give me more? Can you use the other
hand to play with my hair a little bit? Yeah?
I like that.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good stuff. That's professional level right there, Jesse,
you wait, we're gonna have the best snuggles of all
time together. It's gonna be amazing. Why don't you know it?
This is actually getting me a little bit jowsy. Is
it okay?
Speaker 2: If I take a little nap on you. Oh, don't worry,
it's perfectly okay. If you fall asleep as well, just
keep rubbing my back for as long as you can. Okay,
you're the best. I'm so lucky to have you all,
and I'm so looking forward to the weekend. Good Night,
snuggle buddy. M