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Speaker 1: Hey, buddy, do you already have plans for the weekend? Okay?

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And then for the next few weekends after that? Okay? Great?

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Huh oh I'm asking because you see, there's this workshop

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I really want to try out, but you need a

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partner to attend. So I thought, Hey, whoa buddy, No, no, no, no, no,

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it's fine, it's fine. This is not going to be

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like the woodworking workshop that I dragged you to last year.

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I promise, Oh will you stop? Come on, they managed

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to reattach your thumb, So it's fine, no big deal.

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You got to get over it already. And don't worry.

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They're not gonna have any power tools at this one.

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Well I don't think so, at least. I mean, I

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wouldn't really know how they would. No, really, it's gonna

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be fine. I swear this one has very little potential

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for physical injuries. There's no need to worry. See it's

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a cuddle workshop. A cuddle workshop. Well, a cuddle workshop

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is workshop where you learn how to cuddle. And that's

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why you need a partner for it. See I got

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this brush, sure, And it's a three weekend program, including

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meals and lodging. You learn different cuddle techniques and positions.

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See like the little spoon, the bear hug reverse Venetian

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fruit basket. I have no idea what that is, but

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I definitely want to try it. I bet it feels Hey,

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what is it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Come on, don't worry. I don't think they're gonna do

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the fruit basket thing right on day one. It's a

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three weekend workshop. We'll probably start with hugging or something

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like that. What why not?

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Speaker 2: Come on? Please?

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Speaker 1: I don't have anyone else to ask. I mean, I

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am single, so yeah, I assume most people will probably

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be couples there.

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Speaker 2: So what.

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Speaker 1: No, we don't have to We can attend just as friends.

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I mean, I like cuddles.

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Speaker 2: You like?

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Speaker 1: So? Wait you do like cuddles, right?

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Speaker 2: See?

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Speaker 1: So then what's the problem? Of course we can cuddle?

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Why shouldn't we Okay, we haven't ever cuddled before? Wait,

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come to think of it, why haven't we ever cuddled before?

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I mean, where are best friends?

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Speaker 2: Right? Oh?

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Speaker 1: But didn't you just say that you liked cuddles? Okay,

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so then what's the issue? How exactly is cuddling weird? Wow?

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If you pop up at the workshop with that attitude,

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we're gonna make proper fools of ourselves. We should probably

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practice a little bit so we don't look like total

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nubes when we show up next weekend. Come here, Hey? What?

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Why are you literally trying to run away? Dude? How

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old are you five? What's next? Are you gonna hold

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your breath till I promise not to cuddle you or something? Really,

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get your act together? Come here, come to the couch finally. Seriously, dude,

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I don't see what your problem is like. I'm not

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asking you to form one of those cheerleader pyramids with

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me or something. I'm just asking for some snuggles. You

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can't even accidentally chop your fingers off this time, so

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stop making a fussel. Ready, there we go? Hey, what

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is it? Why are you so stiff? I'm trying to

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coll you here? Could you perchance work with me a

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little bit? Play your arms around me?

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Speaker 2: Hmmm?

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Speaker 1: That's better? Still kind of stiff that? Hey, we're beginners, right,

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we'll get all of that sorted out at the workshop.

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But do you think you could rub my back a

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little bit?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Just like that. Do you want me to do anything

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like play with your hair or something?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, that's no issue. I mean, we're snuggle buddy

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is right? Of course we are. I mean we wouldn't

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attend a cuddle workshop together if we weren't snuggle buddies,

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now would we?

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Speaker 2: So come on, what do you want?

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Speaker 1: Okay? You know what?

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Speaker 2: I'm simply going to stroke the back of your neck

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a little bit.

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Speaker 1: How's that feels great? Right? We should have done this

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way sooner. Hey, no slacking off on the back RUPs.

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Keep those fingers moving and maybe you could lean back

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a little. I'm trying to lie on your chest, but

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if you keep sitting straight up like this, I just

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slide off you. So come on, that's better. You make

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a really comfy pillow, you know that?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Okay? If I nuzzle in tea a little bit, m

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this feels great. Oh my gosh, I can't wait until

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we go to the cuddle workshop together. Imagine how much

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better this will feel once we get some professional training.

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We can even do the Romanian handbasket or whatever it

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was called, and I bet it feels amazing, and soon

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we can do it every day because we're snuggle buddies.

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What of course we will? I mean, what do you

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think we're doing this for? Seriously, man, why would we

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spend the money for a three weekend workshop if we

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weren't gonna apply the stuff we learned in our everyday life.

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We're gonna seriously boost our snuggle game, and then we'll

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have the best snuggles in the universe every day. It's

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gonna be awesome. Yeah, of course we will. Hey, don't

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back out now. I already booked the workshop for us,

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and I don't know if it's gonna be refundable.

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Speaker 2: Huh, yeah, I did. You've got to hurry with these

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things before they're.

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Speaker 1: All booked out. Yeah, I guess I should have asked

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you first, But come on, you're my best friend.

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Speaker 2: You want to let me go to that workshop all alone?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Hey, you stop rubbing my back please?

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Speaker 1: Can you focus?

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Speaker 2: Can you give me more? Can you use the other

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hand to play with my hair a little bit? Yeah?

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I like that.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a good stuff. That's professional level right there, Jesse,

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you wait, we're gonna have the best snuggles of all

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time together. It's gonna be amazing. Why don't you know it?

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This is actually getting me a little bit jowsy. Is

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it okay?

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Speaker 2: If I take a little nap on you. Oh, don't worry,

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it's perfectly okay. If you fall asleep as well, just

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keep rubbing my back for as long as you can. Okay,

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you're the best. I'm so lucky to have you all,

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and I'm so looking forward to the weekend. Good Night,

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snuggle buddy. M