Speaker 1: What's up, everyone, and welcome to another episode of the
Epstein Chronicles. Well, folks, it finally happened. Prince Andrew, the
world's most unemployed aristocrat, just got pink slipped by the Crown.
And not only that, but his bitch ass got booted
from the royal lodge, stripped of every shiny trinket and
meaningless title that used to let him pretend that he
was somebody. The Duke of Disgrace is now just Andrew
Mountbatten Windsor, a middle aged freeloader who finally ran out
of excuses, connections, and tax payer funded hideouts. The only
thing more unbelievable than his downfall is how long it took.
The writing's been on the palace wall for years. It
just took a bulldozer made a public disgust to make
the royals finally read it. The man who once thought
that his royal blood made him untouchable has finally discovered
that even privilege has an expiration date, especially when your
name's been dragged through enough scandals that it would make
tabloid editor's blush. Remember this is the guy who used
to strut around in a uniform that he barely earned,
puffed up like a parade balloon, bragging about duty and
service while cozying up to Jeffrey Epstein, the human embodiment
of sleas in corruption. He wanted to be seen as
a noble, gallant figure, a veteran, a statesman, while his
friends were international predators and financial manipulators. He called it networking.
The rest of us called it complicity. Andrew was in
some innocent bystander caught in a bad crowd. He was
the crowd, jet setting with the predator, hiding behind royal
protocol and pretending not to notice the victims. Every handshake,
every fake smile, every denial, it all reeked of privilege
gon rotten. He used the royal crest like a shield,
flashing titles instead of truth, and somehow thought the world
would keep pretending not to notice. But you can't keep
up the scharade forever when your entire reputation smells like
cigar smoke, hush money, and bad decisions. And now the
bills come due. The monarchy's problem child just got repossessed.
Imagine the look on his face when he was told
to pack up his precious teddy bears and get out
of the royal lodge, the monument to denial, the last
fortress of a man allergic to accountability. This is a
guy who's been living like a squatter in a palace,
refusing to leave while the world's discuss grew louder by
the day. No more playing country squire on the public dime,
no more pretending to be a royal one. The only
thing royal about him is the scandal. Even the palace's
pr machine couldn't spin this disaster anymore. They tried everything,
the sympathetic interviews, the photo ops, the staged horseback rides,
but the truth always broke through. It's like they finally
realized you can't polish a dumpster fire, and that no
amount of winds or window dressing can disguise rot this
deep and look, the fall of Prince Andrew is in tragic,
it's overdue. The man built his whole lass life entitlement, arrogance,
and an unearned sense of immunity. Every bad headline was
someone else's fault. Every scandal a misunderstanding, every consequence a
misrepresentation that smugs what he denialed he tried to sell
in that BBC interview became his entire legacy. He thought
charm could outtalk accountability, but charm doesn't work when the
receipts are this ugly. Now he's just a sad reminder
of what happens when power shields rot for too long.
The titles are gone, the doors are closed, and the
mask has finally slipped underneath it all. He's not a duke,
not a war hero, not a royal, just a man
who sold his soul for proximity to perversion and thought
his name would protect him forever. And look, I won't lie.
There's something satisfying about watching someone who's dodged accountability this
long trip over his own lies. For years, he hid
behind Buckingham's walls, convinced that the rules didn't apply to him.
But eventually the wall stop protecting him and started closing in.
No spin, no ceremony, no redemption arc, just the hollow
echo of a fallen prince dragging his bags out of
a house he never deserved to live in. Somewhere you
can almost hear Epstein laughing from the grave, knowing his
favorite royal accessory finally got cut loose. The Prince of
Nothing has finally become what he has always been, nothing
at all. A man stripped bear, not by cruelty, but
by his own arrogance, greed and decay. And for once
the monarchy made the right call, even if it came
twenty years too late. And now right on cue, here
come the apologies, crawling out of the woodwork like clockwork,
the same tired cast of royal siccophants, boot liquors and
contrarian weirdos who seem to think defending Prince Andrew online
is some noble act of rebellion. He's been treated too harshly,
They say, he suffered enough. They whine, suffered enough. The
man lived in a mansion, ran f or he shielded
by tax pair of money, and hid behind palace gates
while survivors live with scars he helped deepen. Getting evicted
from your luxury lodge isn't suffering. It's finally facing a
sliver of consequence after decades of hiding behind titles and
tax payer funded privilege. Really, you moronic clowns too harshly?
Why don't we play a game a reality check? Would
you let him baby see your kids? Would you let
your teenage daughter hang out with them unsupervised? I didn't
think so. Because deep down even the most delusional royalists
knows exactly who this man is. They can't say it
out loud, so they dress it up with words like redemption,
forgiveness or due process. But come on, spare us the
sanctimonious bullshit. This isn't about mob justice. It's about long
overdue accountability for a man who's been dodging it since
the VHS era. If you find yourself defending Prince Andrew,
it might be time to take a long, hard look
in the mirror and ask what part of associated with
a convicted sex trafficker still isn't clear to you. There's
a time to be contrarian, sure, but this ain't it.
You don't get points for taking the wrong side of
history because you think it makes you edgy or objective.
When someone's been accused of participating in the exploitation of miners,
it's not really a debate topic. It's a moral line crossing.
It doesn't make you enlightened, it makes you complicit in
the gaslighting of survivors and bitch, this is in cancel culture.
It's consequence culture, and if that makes you uncomfortable, maybe
that says more about you than it does about Andrew.
Defending this guy doesn't make you fair minded. It makes
you a fool with bad taste and worse judgment. And
spare us that he's been through enough routine. What he's
been through is an embarrassment, public ridicule, the kind of
social exile that comes from people finally seeing through your bullshit.
It's not punishment, it's just life catching up, bro. The
people who actually suffered were the young women whose lives
were derailed by men like Epstein and protected by men
like Andrew while they were fighting to be believed. He
was hiding behind a press statement and a pack of
royal lawyers. So no, losing his titles and his mansion
is in cruel It's the bare minimum of what justice
looks like when you're too rich to go to prison.
And if you still think poor Andy deserves sympathy, then
go ahead, swap places. Let him live your life for
a month, Let him earn a paycheck, pay rent, take
the bus, and face real consequences for once. See how
quickly the royal arrogance crumbles without a taxpayer funded cushion
under it. The world doesn't owe him understanding, compassion, or
a comeback tour. What it owes him is silence, distance
and the dignity of being forgotten, because the truth is
the only thing harsher than how he's been treated is
how softly he's been held for far too long. Today's
article is from the Deli Mal and the headline boorish
and entitled Andrew is now ordinary member of the public.
King stripped his brother of prince title and ordered him
to leave Royal Lodge after being consistently embarrassed. This article
was authored by Eleanor Mann and John Brady. Andrew mount
Batten Windsor was arrogant, borish and entitled, and his behavior
consistently embarrassed Charles to the point that he had no
choice but to excize him from royal life, a confident
of the king has claimed. Jonathan Dimbley said he was
in no doubt that the monarch has been consistently embarrassed,
frustrated by and angry about his brother's behavior. Well, yeah,
I can only imagine imagine being the King of England
and having this anchor tied around your ankle as you're
trying to get the monarchy going in the right direction.
And not only that, but you're sick. You have cancer
and you're probably on death's doorstep. Let's be real, and
this is what your bitch ass, sorry, ass, scumbag brother does.
How could anyone have any kind of compassion for Prince Andrew?
And I've said it once and I'll say it again.
He drove the Queen to her grave and he's going
to drive the King to his grave too. Last night,
King Charles sensationally stripped Andrew of his prince title and
is throwing him out of the royal lodge where he
had paid a peppercorn rent for decades, effectively banishing the
disgraced dex Duke from royal life for good, I mean
better late than never. They could have saved themselves a
whole lot of trouble if they would have just jettison
this idiot a long time ago. And look, do you
really think it's a hoax? If it was a hoax,
would it cost Prince Andrew his titles? Would it cost
Glenn Dubin his company? Would it make Less Wexner step
down from l Brands? What about Leon Black from Apollo?
Or how about the fact that the banks paid out
what close to half a billion dollars? Does that sound
like a hoax to you and the people that want
to call little hoax. All they have is some demeaning
words about Virginia. Oh well, Virginia misremembered Alan Dershowitz. Hey,
what else do you got for me? Is that the
only evidence that you're bringing to the table. Because if
that's the case, do everybody at favor and take all
the seats, because what you're doing is trying to muddy
the waters. You have no evidence to backup what you're saying.
You have nothing that refutes the stacks of evidence that
we have that are public, so they resort to bullshit
personal attacks. Right, Oh, she's a liar, she's a prostitute,
she's this, that, the other thing. And the reason they
do that is because that's what the playbook calls for.
But they forgot that this time around. There's a bunch
of evidence that points at Prince Andrew being directly in
the middle of all of this, and there's no amount
of spin, there's no amount of misdirection, and there's certainly
no amount of straw man argument you're going to make
that's going to change people's perception of what's going on here,
because you can save all the bullshit for somebody else.
We follow the evidence around these parts wherever that takes us,
even if it takes us places that goes against the
narrative or against what we think, because what really matters
is getting to the bottom of this and unearthing the truth.
And a damn good way to do it is to
start with accountability for people like Prince Andrew. But it
can't stop there. We need to have the same kind
of accountability right here in America as well. Now we've
seen some people lose jobs, for sure, but there needs
to be a robust investigation. And like I've said from
the very beginning, that is all I've ever called for.
I want them to treat this the same way that
they would treat a situation involving their own kids. That's
what I want. Is that too much to ask for?
And then let the chips fall wherever they may. If
people are guilty, they go to jail. If not, maybe
they get their names cleared. Isn't that the whole point
of what's going on here? Isn't that the whole point
of an investigation? The problem is we've never had a
real investigation. Have we a culmination of recent revelations, including
that Andrew told his friend the file Jeffrey Epstein, that
we are in this together, as exclusively revealed by the
mail forced Charles's hand. Mister Dimbley told the BBC, well,
I would say so. Could there be any doubt of
their connections at that point? Could there be any doubt
that they were close, that they were friends, that they
were doing things together, whatever those things might be. You
don't send that kind of email to somebody if you aren't,
you know, palin around with them and getting up to
some shit. We'll play more later. What in the ever
living fuck do you mean by that? I suspect he'll
be feeling a measure of relief. He said of Charles,
his brother. This is not an easy thing for any
brother to do, to be banished eternal imprisonment in a
way on Sandringham estate. And I've been saying for years
that it's only a matter of time before this dude
gets exiled. Once the Queen died, it was only a
matter of time before the rest of the family reevaluated
Prince Andrew and is worth and how much he was
dragging everybody down. And now we know that it's not
just the king, but Prince William as well. William's had enough.
Bro wants nothing to do with Uncle Touchy, doesn't even
want to be his neighbor. He added. We know his
brother was boorish, arrogant, entitled, that he made an awful
lot of bad friendships, all sorts of questions about how
he got his own money. There is a lot that
will be discussed if there are further investigations, which I'm
sure there will be into Andrew himself. The king himself
will be quite separate from that, and more importantly, the
institution of the monarchy will be detached from that. Well maybe,
but what about all of the protection they gave him previously,
What about the fact that they ate it and abetted
this scumbag, and they helped him avoid even getting served.
That conversation is going to have to be had at
some point, because it played a huge part in Prince
Andrew and the cover that he received for all these years.
The family of Virginia Roberts, who claim to have been
trafficked to and made to have sex with Andrew at seventeen,
are now calling for him to face justice in the US,
where he could potentially be extradited as an ordinary member
of the public now that's interesting. Do I think it's
going to happen. No, but it's certainly interesting. If Prince
Andrew gets charged with something in America, they could start
the extradition process. And now that he's been stripped of
all of his titles and honorifics, he doesn't have diplomatic community,
so that's certainly a new wrinkle. Are they going to
be able to exploit it? I don't think so. Remember
the investigations closed here in America, So what sort of
justice is he going to face? So I have my
doubts about Prince Andrew ever come into America to face
any kind of justice. Today, the ex Duke of York
wakes up as a commoner. Andrew Mountbatten winsor and ministers
have suggested that he could be less protected from, for example,
demands to testify in America. Haven't been stripped of his
royal status one million percent, Like I just said, he
loses all of that protection and all of that status.
So if there is a prosecutor in America that wants
to open a case, certainly a path that can go down.
Will they That's another question. Trade Minister Sir Chris Bryant
told BBC Breakfast. I think that, just as with any
ordinary member of the public, if there were requests from
another jurisdiction to this kind, I would expect any decently
minded person to comply with that request. He added. What
I'm basically saying is that I think that if Andrew
was asked to do something by a Senate committee, then
I would have thought that he would want to comply. Well, yeah, look,
if you're trying to clear your name, don't you want
to have your say. Don't you want to have a
chance to get up there and defend yourself, your family
and your behavior. And that's one of my biggest problems
with Prince Andrew. He's never wanted to do that. He
thought he was going to glide home in that BBC
interview and steamroll Emily Maitliss. Well, Emily Maitliss. She might
have softballdom, but she did a good job and she
got Prince Andrew basically to admit he's a fucking moron.
So please spare me the bullshit about Prince Andrew not
being given a chance to have his say. He's been
given many chances to have his say, and he's chosen
to stay silent. He was able to get away with
that before because he was a royal, because he had
that shield of immunity, right, not anymore. Now that that's gone,
things are different. The question is, does anyone in America
have the courage to open an investigation into Prince Andrew?
And remember, it could be a staatecase too. It doesn't
have to be federal. If Prince Andrew was up to
no good in the State of New York, then the
State of New York, for all intents and purposes, can
investigate what he was doing. And I certainly think that's
a possibility, depending on what happens at the federal level,
because I have a funny feeling that we have not
seen the last of investigations into Jeffrey Epstein. This administration
doesn't want to investigate anymore. But this administration isn't gonna
be around forever, and this story isn't going anywhere, not
until there's finality, not until there's some answers. All right, folks,
we're gonna wrap up episode one right here, and in
the next episode we're gonna pick up where we left off.
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