Speaker 1: It's it's all.
Speaker 2: It's all. It's everything's gone wrong. It's all wrong.
Speaker 3: Everything by the.
Speaker 4: Way, huh yeah, yeah, the boss not here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 5: I like died.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you. I didn't
hear you.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear that would have done something about it.
I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you. Should say
stuff louder.
Speaker 4: Crazy, like we're gonna have to call up say you.
Speaker 2: Tech support man didn't. It's that's what there it is,
it's there, it's there. The opening didn't work the way
it was supposed to. It was all mistimed it off,
but it didn't go off the right way.
Speaker 1: Fucking everything was. It's all bad.
Speaker 5: Do you want to do it again?
Speaker 2: This is life, This is real, This is what happens.
People were here for this.
Speaker 6: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: I won't just deny future generations this experience.
Speaker 7: The universe is trying to tell us something, but we
just keep kicking and screaming.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I feel like we're gonna fucking TPK today.
Speaker 2: With each turn of a drill, we moved slightly forward
and a little.
Speaker 5: To the left. That's a little to the left.
Speaker 2: That's slightly off center. Ah heck in hi, welcome back.
It's not nine chiding following games are what nothing?
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 6: But you got this people doing anything? You got this slogan.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 7: There's something else that your pencil goes off and lie
still crooked?
Speaker 1: You do something else?
Speaker 8: Brace just no.
Speaker 1: There they were commenting on your calmness. I'm very calm.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: If that's one thing.
Speaker 2: Why did fucking why did your token go back to
being the stupid AI one you I know, cag why?
Oh Jesus fuck. Welcome back to NAT nineteen, Session fifty five,
Galligan's Grave. Everything's terrible. Everything's been breaking. We're playing super late.
This is going to go up on YouTube literally tomorrow
because it's going to be Wednesday. And because we played
so late, the people that do our shorts, they're gonna
be bad because they're not going to have as much
time as usual. But if you want to buy a
Lexi plushy, they did successfully meet their goal, So you
can get your very own Lexi plushy by going to
the link that is going to be both in the
YouTube description and in the link below the twitch player.
We needed one hundred sold. We got a hund and
sold everything from Here's gravy. If you want one, you're
guaranteed to get one also and cat also.
Speaker 1: And it's a good thing.
Speaker 2: We're past that now because I can announce this next month,
during December, we are going to be doing it's not
a Kickstarter, We're doing it through backer Kit. We're going
to be doing a backer Kit campaign, which is like
a Kickstarter, specifically to fund a print run of the
three Splash books we made in twenty twenty five. They're
already done, the books are complete, but we're going to
be doing that for people to order those so we
can send out higher quality soft covers, and then if
we get the right stretch goals, hardcovers, and then, if
we hit the right stretch goals, a compendium where they
all get merged into one book and extra content is added.
We'll be running that on backer Kit between from December
first through to the end of December, and it's going
to help us deal with the tariff situation from the
other kickstarters, which also if you're a Kickstarter backer, you
can go check that out. We posted what the final
word on that is I get better by the time
we have to charge.
Speaker 1: But we posted what's going on with that? And we
hate it? But it is what it is, and.
Speaker 2: Uh you can get to that by going through I
think I set it up.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think I put a link ble of the
Twitch player, but you can click uh TinyURL dot com
slash splash twenty twenty five. The twenty twenty five is
the numbers. You go put that in. I'll put it
in the chat on sec I can tie hold give it,
I'll just hold on. Don't make this into a short.
Whoever watches this in the future, this this bit right here,
don't don't anymore make this. It just doesn't. As I ty,
this doesn't need to be Splash twenty twenty five. Get
them there were check if that works?
Speaker 1: Click nope.
Speaker 3: What is this.
Speaker 9: Today?
Speaker 8: Holy shit?
Speaker 6: Where I'm clicking like?
Speaker 8: What is our birthday?
Speaker 4: Cupsleeve for a cause is what that is?
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, they're no longer accepting responses.
Speaker 5: I'm getting.
Speaker 7: You know, you can probably email team show up C
and be like, hey, can you change your fucking link? Bro?
Speaker 2: Well, but I created the tiny url. Oh it's sorry,
go to sorry sorry sorry, yeah, go to TinyURL dot
com slash twenty twenty five splash not slash.
Speaker 8: Wow logan just gone.
Speaker 10: I remember, guys, if things are different, it won't be
the same.
Speaker 8: Yeah, go here.
Speaker 2: Wait was that the same one?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, there there it is. Okay if you do my
a short out of this, Mourner Eric, go to TinyURL
dot com slash twenty fucking splash twenty twenty five. Make
sure you include what it was that we just fucking
landed on.
Speaker 1: Birthday? Come sleep.
Speaker 2: It was like a Google form.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no longer accepting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that's wild.
Speaker 2: Anyway, in December, you can go support that and uh thanks.
Anime Frontier nothing today's working and will be a Frontier
as well.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be we we even we don't know the
time of day, but don't we have confirmation that we're
performing on Friday.
Speaker 1: Oh I think so, Aaron, is that right?
Speaker 2: We're going to be doing We got confirmation we're performing
on Friday right on Anime front.
Speaker 10: Is the current understanding we have? Yes, we will be
performing Friday night, I believe.
Speaker 2: Okay, so our actual panel, our show will be at
Anime Frontier on Friday night. We don't know when exactly,
but it will be Friday and the rest of the
weekend you can find us either attending events or being
at our table in the artist Sally, please come say hello.
We're looking forward to it. Okay, does anybody else have
anything that can go wrong that they want to quickly present?
Or can we get our four minutes of role playing
and then stop?
Speaker 10: This cute girl in Texas you guys, and they're really cute.
Speaker 1: Could go wrong, but yeah, they're into it.
Speaker 4: Hell ya, hella, you should go check out. Maha five
is released from fucking YouTube cover Yep, I'm king and
Aaron and he Brandon all did a very good job.
Speaker 1: I'm really cool.
Speaker 2: This is I'm so cool as the eraser Head in
this one, Like, I'm just fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: So cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we let you have the cool ship because the
episode I'm currently editing, you get your I don't know
what you're.
Speaker 2: Talking time for you.
Speaker 4: I'm always only like, man, I forgot how cool eraser
Head is at the beginning of this series.
Speaker 12: And I'm like, yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 1: Just hedged my bets and I just play a lot
of people to get the ship rock. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Bringing this all back in because today is gonna be
pretty quick game. I want to be done by a
round nine, which might mean we like genuinely only have
like an hour. Uh, it might be what it is,
but it's something. It's better than no game, you know,
better than no game. Yeah, hecking I'm gonna roll and
someone's gonna tell me what happened last time, and whoever
it is has to go into I.
Speaker 1: Forgot that was my wallpaper.
Speaker 3: What up? Man?
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Fucking whatever.
Speaker 2: Whoever it is, you got to go into the excruciating
details about all of the heck in stuff that happened
between Lilia and soon And if you don't, you're gonna
be letting Anna and I down. Well, Anna, thank fucking Dodgna.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it's been quite a long time.
Speaker 7: I do I did we have combat last session?
Speaker 6: Obviously I can session. I can't.
Speaker 5: I know, I know.
Speaker 7: There was definitely a conversation where it turns out that
Desmond eventually reveals to the party that he is in
fact on borrowed time, and that borrow time could also
include could drop dead at any moment, and Laurie really
didn't like that very much and started started you know,
being a kid and being like, no, there's got to
be something we can do.
Speaker 5: This isn't fair. We we gotta save Desmond.
Speaker 7: What do we What do you mean we have to
do this and Desmond dies anyway, I don't want to
do this if Desmond has to die.
Speaker 5: So it was it was really really sad. Something happened
before all that. But don't have to.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to have your back on this girl, but
I'm not gonna I.
Speaker 2: Fill you guys in because probably probably if you guys
did the last puzzle O the puzzles the Darkness puzzle room, Yeah,
I did enjoy the buzz the hall where you guys
had to turn out the lights and like not be
able to see in the dark and walk forward to
find the last thing.
Speaker 7: Uh remember the other puzzle with the statues?
Speaker 5: And I remember that?
Speaker 6: Did we do?
Speaker 2: Was that?
Speaker 5: What was that the one?
Speaker 1: No, there was two sessions ago.
Speaker 10: It was fighty puzzle and then there was walk through
the dark and be confused in the dark puzzle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, confused in the dark puzzle?
Speaker 7: Right, I must have disassociated.
Speaker 5: I do not remember that totally far. It must have
hard to all good? Uh yeah?
Speaker 7: And and then so after the puzzles we we had
that we had that come to moment where where Laurie
didn't want Desmond to dine and it was it was
really sad, and Lilya tried to cheer him up a
little bit, and with with everybody being like, Okay, well,
let's let's go proceed further, and it's like, do you
not see the kid having a mental crisis.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 9: I don't think.
Speaker 5: I don't you know what if if.
Speaker 7: If if one is not good enough, I too decide
am going to decide to have a mental crisis and
we are going nowhere.
Speaker 8: Where are rather.
Speaker 9: Mental crisis is going on? People just didn't make it known.
Speaker 6: Yeahsion for real.
Speaker 4: Dude, Laurien Scarn just floxing depressed his hell.
Speaker 2: Scarn from the start of the campaign just now just
comes in being like fucking jokes on you guys.
Speaker 4: I came in depressed, honestly, fucking scarlet Laurie.
Speaker 2: That said, I do need to.
Speaker 1: Criticize your recap.
Speaker 5: I'm not I didn't finish.
Speaker 2: You didn't okay, please finish finish.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say.
Speaker 7: After we decided to sit and chill for a bit
and give everybody time Scarn decided to go back to
reading his book. I can't entirely remember what Pepper did.
I think she tried to talk to Desmond again, but
I can't quite recall. No, Okay, chilling, just chilling at
just being a chili bean and uh Satoon and and
Lilia had a conversation where we went a bit more
into uh, into Saltoon's backstory and uh, how he's got
some backup plans should things uh fall to ship, one
of which was heavily implied to be sacrificing himself, to
which Lilia said, absolutely not, You're not going to do that.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 7: And they they had they had a really sweet moment
where where un was like, you know, if all this
fucking stops sucking for a moment and and everything ends
up being okay, I liked. I liked the idea of
freaking still being around each other and stuff, you feel
like home.
Speaker 2: Oh the reason you can't remember the puzzle is because
that's taken the place in your brain that.
Speaker 1: You had fucking opened for last.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, it was so we got stuff because
we saw the puzzle, because I have a scroll.
Speaker 2: Yes, because you solved all of them. You opened up
a bunch of rooms. You got the I got the scroll,
you got a new armor hacking, which was really good.
You guys got some spell scrolls, you got some potions.
And I want to point out so no one forgets
you have it, that one of you has the Scroll
of the Iyis, which issues me which lets you briefly
cast one of the most powerful spells in the game.
But it does require constant concentration. That's so Carrie. Do
you guys, do you remember when we played Fate like
a million life years, a million life years ago, all
the life years.
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Do you remember when the whole war got interrupted because
of the arrival of Julian Garrick Galanis.
Speaker 6: Oh, Julian Garrett Galanis, Yes, yes.
Speaker 13: I do.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite things Matthews ever said was just
the fucking we gotta go. It's Julian Garrett Galanis. He's
got three fucking names.
Speaker 3: That was one of my favorites.
Speaker 2: Anyway, do you remember how do you remember how nobody
was able to damage him?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That is because he was casting the invincibility spell, which
is what heck in the Ayis is, and that's what
that scroll is. It's because that's what he was doing,
okay in vulnerability. Sorry I think it is. However, anyway, anyway, anyway,
you got you did, you did get that stuff, and
then you guys also leveled. Uh So, guys, I do
need to criticize your recap a little bit, Anna, because
you'll find that and I know this is a super
easy mistake to make that what actually happened last time
was that Ron Swanson went on a murdering spree, killing
almost killing Sailor Moon, victimizing Kiddy Toe and Brock Sampson.
Uh I like that. You'll you'll find that you forgot
a few things between here and there, things that definitely happened.
Speaker 6: I mean, technically the last time.
Speaker 2: The thing that you how could you expect what happened?
Investige was in chat she was.
Speaker 1: It's two years in the future. Give her take.
Speaker 2: True, we fucking only saw un ken next time. What
will happen after? Because time? All right, I'm going to
change the view over and we're gonna get going and
I'm going to show you guys. So, guys, I know
we don't need the map anymore, but could you guys
make sure you're on the map that you were on
in the game because I want it because we are
affiliates with Fantasy Grounds. Whether or not they remember that
fact or not, they still have responded to an email
I sent them a bit ago, and I'm kind of
waiting for it. Damn, I'm trying. They got on new
dice packs, and I want them to comp them for us.
I want to show off their new dice heck in,
But so I want to show off a cool thing
they added recently. So you guys are on the map, yeah.
Speaker 6: One second, I got a console stip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone, make sure you consoles.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, never Okay, When you get on the map,
I want you guys to click the three D camera
mode to turn it into three D camera mode.
Speaker 6: I hate doing that.
Speaker 2: I don't care. And then I want you to look
up into the distance, tilt the camera so that you
can see like in the distance. How do I?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: Hey, Fantasy Camera.
Speaker 2: They they added the ability to add in a skybox
and I can make it whatever I want. And yeah,
it's like it's it's like it's a little bit jankie,
to be fair, but it's a really nice quality of
life improvement.
Speaker 1: Like if it's just on the horizon.
Speaker 2: It's just that's a nice little bit of ambiance. I've
been waiting for them to add a skybox for so long.
I'm so happy. Now all I'm waiting for is I
really want three D V specific map effects like mist
that is only like on the edges of the map
out there, because currently the rain effects and whatnot aren't
very good for the three D map. But I'm that's
the next thing.
Speaker 1: Give me that.
Speaker 7: Imagine if they let you do something like that, and
then it's like a three D like a like a
like a like a three D first person view, so
it like you can like combine it with vo are
and it's like you're in VR chat, but it's actually can.
Speaker 2: Do a first person camera view. Yeah, it's view motoggle token.
It lets you see specifically from the point of view
of the token that's on right. Hey, sooon, what's up?
I'm currently looking at soon as Lilia.
Speaker 9: Oh wow, I should be shorter.
Speaker 2: True that, but you actually can use that one, which
is neat Scarn looks. I know you guys can't see
my screen, but Scarn looks just like like he's looking
like he's g manning over there, like you're not supposed
to see him.
Speaker 10: I love the next time something like the sword shows up,
you can just make it the skybox.
Speaker 2: That'd be funny, dude. Put I put it into the game,
and I've like used like the scaled tokens because it's
like as.
Speaker 1: Big as it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: I really wish they had the three D map back
when we did that, just so that I could for
us see and be like, it is this big because
it's wild to look at. It's crazy, all right. With
that said, with all that said and done, today we
are coming into the game that can took us a while.
I do apologize to everybody at home that today's probably
gonna be a pretty quick game. With all the introductions
we've already done, all the stuff we've already talked about,
and the stuff we have to do, and now me
saying it all again, it's gonna take We're probably not
gonna get a whole whole lot done. That said that said,
you want to wait long, because we'll be back again
on Saturday. You guys have finished your rests, You've taken
your levels. Some of you have gotten much stronger, some
of you have gotten moderately stronger. This was actually a
pretty big level just for everybody at home, because this
was like an invocation level. This was the packcaster's got
fifth level spell slots. Now, this was the ranger got
what is it, third level spell slots? Is this is
a big this is everybody got some really cool stuff.
And I gotta say someone. I'm not gonna say who
it was, but someone picked an option that is wild.
Somebody took a thing in this group that when it
shows up, is gonna have a little bit of an
anachronistic flare to it, and they're really excited.
Speaker 6: I'm oh, come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I won't. I won't. I'll let them be
the ones to decide when it comes up. You guys
have a path that lays before you in the temple,
the way that should, in theory lead directly to the
colund right. Uh, you guys have recovered, You've rested in
the soft artificial moonlight that emerged from the statue of
Chan Kara Goosh that appeared. Kag has been sort of
haphazardly going up to vines, chopping them, striking them down
in his frustration as he's been waiting for everybody to
get ready. I turned things over to you you have
the floor.
Speaker 10: A lot as rest as We're gonna get much longer,
and I think we're gonna be wasting time. Okay, you're
looking better.
Speaker 2: Hey, rest never hurt anyone unless it takes too long.
I just wish I could take my eyes Awfully dwn plants.
Speaker 5: Close your eyes.
Speaker 1: I know if I take my eyes off them, they'll
grab me. Haven't you seen them?
Speaker 2: Will We've been resting, I've been squaremen, I've been scotling.
Speaker 1: He's been creeping, creeping, driving.
Speaker 6: E've been doing a wee burdly.
Speaker 1: Whatever I was.
Speaker 4: I was reminded of today that again, when you spin around,
you like burrel around. So it's a Bardley, a wee
Bardley Bartley Bartley, Yeah, Burley by Yeah.
Speaker 6: Body, they've been doing spending.
Speaker 2: We have been doing a've been doing away spin Yeah.
Speaker 8: You did it perfect when you said it, Logan.
Speaker 2: I know I'm just being anyway. Tag seems genuinely unnerved
by the plant matter that's around you.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 10: Mm hmm.
Speaker 9: I don't blame them one thing, all the ship that's
going on. Yeah, I guess there's there's no time better
than the prison.
Speaker 1: Oh God, maybe well lace ahead of oh so you
go ahead.
Speaker 14: I was just saying, well, I think as centered as
I can probably be in a lopsided maze.
Speaker 13: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: It made sense, Yes, yes I did.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, I'm not going to be the first person
to go.
Speaker 6: I don't want to go. I guess we have to whatever.
Speaker 1: And your mom's waiting for his kid. Yeah, all right,
Tatler in the back and start walking.
Speaker 2: Head inside here, get to the colon dright chamber and
deal with the fay bitch that's been plaguing my life
since before this place was abandoned.
Speaker 1: It also did some things to all to you.
Speaker 15: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: You're important guy, all of them.
Speaker 1: From my perspective, I'm the main character.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes you are.
Speaker 1: Soone should make that into a shirt.
Speaker 2: Right, just to do a guar holding up a hammer
as if from my perspective, I'm the main character. Do
you guys? Head forward? Does anybody do any final preparation
things during this time? Any any casting dark visions, any uh,
summoning Tabasco's anything like that.
Speaker 9: I'm not going through that with you again. You've let
me do it once.
Speaker 3: He's literally saying you can do it, giving.
Speaker 2: Going through I'm not going through your generosity again, DM, man,
I'm not wating to give me what I want.
Speaker 1: That's what you want? Sitting there throwing and sends into
a barn like yeah you like this, don't you? Starring
up with the ceiling.
Speaker 7: Like what.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 6: I would like my Yeah, yay, I got my dragon bag.
Speaker 9: Ask her what do you too?
Speaker 1: Crazy? You can find incense? I didn't notice it on
the floor there. Suddenly I felt like it.
Speaker 9: Because it's incense.
Speaker 1: But it makes no sense, it doesn't make any conferent
to me.
Speaker 9: Go on, so dump. I appreciate that. About my god,
that was a good one.
Speaker 6: I do not try to Pat Tabasco.
Speaker 1: That's a death flag for somebody. I just don't know
who Tabasco.
Speaker 13: I have these three elixirs that maybe I I would
you be willing to because every time I click the
information thing, it doesn't give me their actual like a
breakdown of what they do.
Speaker 9: Oh, it just goes to a blank.
Speaker 2: The elixir you have.
Speaker 13: I have Delirium's Gift, Elvin's study and watching still.
Speaker 1: Okay, Elvin's study and watching still.
Speaker 6: The three scrolls.
Speaker 9: The fuck?
Speaker 2: So these these elixirs which reminder that if you drink them,
you can drink one, and then if you drink more
of them, they'll deal with potion missability. I might explode,
you might explode, or you might get the effect permanently.
Those are both things that can happen. Delirium's gift, the
target has advantage on saving throws against being charmed, frightened,
or enraged. If you already had advantage, then you become
immune instead Elvin's study. The target remains under the effects
of this elixir until they complete a long rest instead
of a short or long rest. They do not require
sleep to complete rest, as long as they spend the
time they would normally spend sleeping doing minimal activity.
Speaker 1: It lets you, it lets you trance. Basically, it's like
an elf.
Speaker 2: And watching Still I feel like I know, I don't
know how useful this one will be. But the target's
wisdom score becomes eighteen unless it was already higher. As
long as the elixir is in effect, I'll.
Speaker 9: Do Delirium's gift.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's fay.
Speaker 9: That we're going into.
Speaker 13: It might scare me, it might try to be like eh,
so that's the one.
Speaker 2: Sure I'll pull out there. Give me a second code
that onto your sheet. You're not already. You don't already
have advantage against any of those, do you. I'm pretty
sure I.
Speaker 13: Have no resistances, maybe except for poison, and that's because.
Speaker 1: Of my armor.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be a resistance technically, although I feel like in
this game that could have basically co opted the wording
for it. If you think that in this game that
they're like, yeah, resistance to a condition means advantage, everyone
would have been like, yeah, that makes sense. Boom boom boom,
Look glug glug shut jut jut jud You sure you
don't want to take a second one to make some
of this uh permanent?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 9: Not if I don't have to thank you for asking
the logan?
Speaker 2: All right, delariums gift.
Speaker 10: You know you can get a free massive stat boost
if you're lucky, Yeah, or you explode or it doesn't
work or knowing.
Speaker 9: Many I will be splattered all over this place. I
am good.
Speaker 6: There's not enough of you to be on my shoulder.
Speaker 10: There's not enough of you to be all over doesn't
have no idea about this. I don't know what I'm
talking this voice?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 13: So is that? Uh?
Speaker 2: Is that so you drink that? Anyone else drinking any
elixirs and you're taking any preparation time doing any anything.
Speaker 10: I do don't have any elixirs. I've got a potion
and it'll stay in my pocket until it's necessary.
Speaker 6: Yep, where I'm all right?
Speaker 2: Okay, m h m, I mean like scarn, you've got
defining ideal. That's an elixir. That's the one that oh
there it is Okay. Target's ability score increases by one
D six to a maximum of twenty two. Well, another
decreases by one D six to a minimum of three.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I gambled with that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and it's random which one is?
Speaker 1: Which hit it?
Speaker 2: You're doing?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Are you doing?
Speaker 1: On?
Speaker 13: You?
Speaker 2: You drinking it?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait sticks in.
Speaker 2: Forces pepper to drink it missibility.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that one. If that became permanent, that could
either be the best.
Speaker 3: Or the Yeah almost, and decreases one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So basically, you'll roll two D six is to
determine two ability scores, and then you'll roll a D
six for each. The first one will increase by it,
the second one will decrease by it.
Speaker 6: That's that's really funny.
Speaker 1: Want to do it.
Speaker 8: Because we're here, because we're here to play.
Speaker 1: Think of this assuming they do it, does that state
the maximum they can raise them to to.
Speaker 16: Maximum to a maximum of twenty two? Okay, yeah, and
an to a minimum of three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, makes sense. Three is the minimum.
Speaker 10: Three is In older editions, if you had an intelligence
of lower than three, you were no long.
Speaker 1: Die pable of speech.
Speaker 5: If I die fu.
Speaker 1: Some editions, zero you wouldn't die, You'd become brain dead
and you be unable to do.
Speaker 2: It generally in like older editions especially, it's kind of
still the same, but it's not codified. In older editions,
if anything went to zero, you would basically die. In
a different sense.
Speaker 1: You become unplayable in some way.
Speaker 2: You couldn't move. It was strength. It's like I'm collapsing
under my own weight. Constitution. It's you have like your
body cannibalizes itself. You have an autoimmune disease, fucking intelligence,
your brain dead wisdom. You are unable to comprehend information,
so you can't act and charisma.
Speaker 1: Kind of insane.
Speaker 2: Either that or complete ego death and you're just hollowed out,
like there's no personality in there. But anyway, are you
doing doing it justice?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 2: Follow, Let's determine which two we're going to do first,
so roll me too, DC.
Speaker 6: Are you drinking it or you give me?
Speaker 3: I'm drinking this drinking guy, I have to drink.
Speaker 2: That makes sense, all right, I'm gonna get it ready
on your sheet. I'm gonna get the I can just
s tecking fucking where can I burking fucking.
Speaker 1: Okay, I made the effect for it.
Speaker 2: Having a strong Okay, okay, okay, okay, roll two D
six is the first one will be the increase. The
second one will be the decrease. This is to determine
the stats. We'll do the numbers afterwards. Stop adding them,
stop it, stop stop adding them. Stop justice.
Speaker 13: No no.
Speaker 10: You can also drag them into the bar in the
bottom and you can PLoP them one of those slots.
Speaker 3: It's all right two.
Speaker 2: Okay, X goes up, YEAP goes down. Okay, I can
take it hot, so decks.
Speaker 16: You know this is literally just focus, man, This is
literally me having This is me when I lock in.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, okay, So now just let me do deliriums.
Speaker 1: Ideal?
Speaker 7: Was it.
Speaker 2: Defining idea that was a defining idea that for the
D six roll me or for decks, roll me a
D six to determine how much it will go up by.
Speaker 1: Ideally get it at least a two.
Speaker 2: We FIBA you can go up to a maximum of
twenty two and your decks is twenty, so you will
gain two. But that also means that like you're going
to get a plus one on top of basically all
the stuff you do, including your everything, including your armor class,
your initiative deck, save basically all of your attacks.
Speaker 9: Like oh my god, rock Hard whatever what fuck God?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no, no, no, no, now now now now
the six to determine how much your charisma will come down?
Speaker 3: All right, point dexter, do I get on.
Speaker 17: This?
Speaker 16: Actually, Barn just manifests like sucking his back, just punches
out of.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 2: You scared for those listenings home. That't worry about it, guys.
Speaker 9: Wow, which makes his charisma.
Speaker 1: Four? It's a four.
Speaker 3: It's a four for.
Speaker 1: My man.
Speaker 10: I'm speaking as Aaron here because this is not something
Desmond would ever suggest. But your present wisdom score oh no,
currently sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 18: So there's a person who has another elixir potentially make
it eighteen. That's true, which benefit you. One of those
effects could become permanent. There is of course a risk.
So just if you're in a gambling mood.
Speaker 1: It would remember here to play, we were saying, a
loving gambler. I will also I.
Speaker 2: Will also know not not not to not to play
any like show anyone's hand here. But wisdom is your
primary sword saints like stat it is what like a
lot of your sort saint stuff is muses.
Speaker 13: I would like it. I would like to imagine that
Pepper is the one explaining this of like, so this
is a.
Speaker 8: Horrible idea, but heren do.
Speaker 2: You this is what we're not even going to do.
Game today today is like how the missibility table do you?
Speaker 13: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, do you want to drink it away? Permanent?
Speaker 17: What what becomes permanent? It depends on decided. If you
get that result, one of them becomes permanent. It could
be either so you could permanently have a very high
dex and a very low.
Speaker 1: Charisma, or you could just plus to your wisdom yep.
Speaker 2: Or there's also possible both potions will lose their effect.
Speaker 8: Yes, now that's an.
Speaker 6: Older that's an older editions that does happened.
Speaker 2: No, not not like you just.
Speaker 3: Acts, I will not becomes that awkward.
Speaker 2: I will also note you know what, I'm not gonna
worry you about this one. Do you want to do this?
And then I'll tell you about the stuff that could
have happened after you know.
Speaker 8: What, don't read the fucking decency just what you want
to do it? Don't read the warning label.
Speaker 2: Do you want to do it?
Speaker 1: Put?
Speaker 9: Some really bad stuff could happen. You might explode, but
some google happened.
Speaker 1: Over here, being like, all right, so informed consent is important.
This could kill you.
Speaker 2: But what Gotham?
Speaker 3: Real quick? Should I fucking should I send it? Should I?
Speaker 1: Should?
Speaker 3: I put everything on eighteen black.
Speaker 2: Cannon Gotham to respond Logan Gothams as we ball, Yeah,
you're doing it? Well, yeah, okay, before I apply my effect.
Before I apply the effect, I would like you. I'm
going to share a table with you and we're doing
this now. Can you were committed? The action is done
no matter what you read on this table.
Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want you to before you do this.
Speaker 10: Logan chat can't see there's an emote on Twitch called
take energy.
Speaker 1: I need all of you and Chat to be giving starting.
Oh sick. You see very funny.
Speaker 2: You see that there is a button. This has roll
on this table I've just given you. I need you
to explain that.
Speaker 13: You know what.
Speaker 3: H m hm mm hmm roll.
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh okay, says good.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, okay, so here's what's going to Okay,
So the result that we got was the numerical effects
and durations HAVED. A potion that has no effect can't
be had this way. So uh, technically setting a score
is not, in my opinion, have you can't have that
because it's not increased by this much. I could say
that it was like, you know, because it sets it
to eighteen, it sets it to nine. Instead, I'm not
going to say that. I'm going to say that, I'm
going to interpret that as it can't do anything. So
that potion is simply not going to take effect. However,
one of your potions increased your dexterity by five if
I recall the number correctly, so instead it will increase
it by three, which means it still goes up to
the maximum of two. So however the other one, yeah,
decrease decrease your charisma by six if that's halved, means
it only decreases by three.
Speaker 13: I just realized we literally just took uppers and then
downers to eat your way.
Speaker 6: Yeah, damn scarn in front of the child.
Speaker 2: Fuck amen?
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you about to fight? Wait yere,
yes you are, Wait a minute.
Speaker 19: Yes, I'm so sad by the way. My Ris is twenty,
I'm a ten year old boy, and I'm out rising
your career.
Speaker 3: This is accurate, Now, this is just accurate.
Speaker 2: Way.
Speaker 16: Who put a thirty year old man and a ten
year old boy in front of a gaggle of women?
Which one's gonna get more attention? I'm gonna be real.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's you know, that's fair me.
Speaker 2: That was whoever had that alexir make sure to cross
it off.
Speaker 13: Yeah, uh watching Stiller, Elvin Study, watching still watching perfect,
I've clicked it off.
Speaker 2: So the net effect between those two potions, you didn't
gain the wisdom one because I just determined that it
did nothing you. The net effect is you gained two
decks and you went down by three charisma.
Speaker 1: Seven charisma instead of four. So little bitiness.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm still.
Speaker 1: Lame back on hunch just slightly, though, You're like.
Speaker 3: Alright, I'm good.
Speaker 9: Wow that actually.
Speaker 6: Never mind.
Speaker 13: What he.
Speaker 9: Did not explode.
Speaker 3: Don't do drugs kid, let's get fighting.
Speaker 8: Yeah, are you okay?
Speaker 1: Yes? Maybe?
Speaker 3: Sure, You're gonna be You're gonna be fine. Kid, Ladies
are gonna love you. Have a great one.
Speaker 1: We're going You're gonna be great.
Speaker 13: What what?
Speaker 5: What just happened?
Speaker 13: Just what.
Speaker 1: Scared walks into the other bustle room.
Speaker 2: No, not that way.
Speaker 9: I feel like you know something.
Speaker 6: I don't what's happening? He's got such big Come on, grandma.
Speaker 2: Entergy, come on, but abe Sumson walking into an out
of the brothel.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the funniest.
Speaker 1: I'm based. We got it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys do that. You proceed down the hallway
toward the Colindwrite chamber and the ultimate conclusion to the
ongoing curse that has been plaguing your town. A very
serious Yeah, it's true, it's true.
Speaker 1: As you proceed down, the.
Speaker 2: Musky raw smell of plant matter begins to fill the
air again. It had been somewhat purified by the room
that you had been in, and you start to hear
the shifting of vines, even though you can't see ahead
of you.
Speaker 1: Immediately you hear.
Speaker 2: The familiar movement and shifting and relocation of living plant
matter and As you proceed forward, you are to find
that the tunnel that you are moving through which expands
out and begins to have these like five foot radius alcoves,
these circular alcoves every five feet or so on the
sides of it, in which there used to be what
might have been statues but have been eroded down to
nothing but their bases, with what seems to be trees
and bushes growing where they once stood, as if they
had intentionally moved themselves to replace statues that had been here.
You see that the walls and ceiling are covered in
vines that stretch up and begin to bloom into leaves
and flowers, as though the entire top of this chamber
is one big tree like canopy. As you move, you
push aside fallen leaves that are upon the ground and
shift forward until you eventually come to a section where
there is a clot of vines and bushes and tree
matter that reaches forward and binds together and completely blocks
off your way through this tunnel. Something that you're not uh,
unfamiliar with here.
Speaker 1: End of description.
Speaker 20: Mm hmmm, Oh, I'm finally going to move around the space.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmmm.
Speaker 1: H Is there anything that could fall on my head?
Is there anything that could fall in your head? Look as.
Speaker 2: Trees and like everybody, anyone who looks up, anyone who's
decided to take a look around, which I have a
faint suspicion, is everybody.
Speaker 1: As soon as I say that, roll nature.
Speaker 9: Oh boy, I have a modifier for this now. Oh yes,
I forgot everything.
Speaker 5: Wanting my fucking ass religience.
Speaker 2: I have all the reactive set to hold on.
Speaker 5: Nine.
Speaker 6: I need to fix that eleven.
Speaker 2: Eleven. I don't mind the bounce.
Speaker 1: I mind that they're dimming to Brandon.
Speaker 2: Carrie, give me one sec to turn off the dimming.
Speaker 13: Never Hey, Pepper, can we not start the session rolling
like as just constructive criticism?
Speaker 1: Babe?
Speaker 6: What would we change tradition?
Speaker 9: I don't know for my pride, I don't know for
fun so that I'm happy for working one.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 7: For me.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I love the will to live, so'd be great.
Speaker 2: So what do we get?
Speaker 9: I rolled a five For those who don't know, That's
why I'm mad. I rolled a freaking five.
Speaker 1: Seventeen is I think our highest seventeen?
Speaker 2: As you look around, you see that in the tree
matter that is within this room. I'm going to buy
the way Share real quick. For no particular reason.
Speaker 3: He new map.
Speaker 8: Who ominous, ominous, I won't keep it in.
Speaker 1: Com I got the besmoke.
Speaker 2: Eats poison mushroom. As you look around, Desmond, you specifically
you note that among all the plant matter that is
in the area, there is, much like in the starting
chambers of this place, there appears to be old, almost
mummified corpses mixed in with the plants. In fact, many
of the tree sections that are growing where these statues
might have in these secondary alcoves on the sides, you
see that each of them there appears to be a
body of what you assume to be a do regar
that is intermixed among the plants and has been held
there and blood dry and mummified. You also detect a
very subtle, as you, guys, look around, very subtle movement,
that the clot that is at the end of this
tunnel is shifting slowly. You see the large, almost like
bent twisted tree that this thing is is slowly shifting
in on itself. And as you look at it, Desmond,
and as you focus on it, the shifting almost appears
to be like breathing.
Speaker 1: Wait, things alive.
Speaker 10: It's possible, some of these fellows point out, some of
the door guard that are kind of interred in Mamma
fund might be like some of our friends from before.
Speaker 1: So keep your weapons ready. M hm, yes, lets you see,
go ahead, go ahead. That do have a good source
of flame.
Speaker 8: Oh yes, I've got I have torches.
Speaker 9: I can get a torch.
Speaker 6: We all have so many torches.
Speaker 1: We got torches. I was thinking of a bit more
than that, but we'll do.
Speaker 9: M I was focused in that promise.
Speaker 1: Fare you saying dim, yes, proceed.
Speaker 2: As you say so, And as you, guys prepare the
things that are around you, the clear living elements of
this place begin to shift, as if they become aware
of you, Desmond. As you continue to look around, you
see that the vines and trees and plant matter that
surround some of these trapped door guard begins to shift.
You see, almost like bark start to form itself and
clasp around the dogard in such a way that the
do guard don't seem animated or controlled so much as
they seem almost partially encased in the bodies of these
wooden these wooden pseudo hue umanoid shaped creatures that begin
forming themselves out of the trees, and as they do,
you hear this.
Speaker 1: Difficult to describe, just.
Speaker 2: Coming from them, as the plants begin forming themselves into
pseudo humanoid shapes. And as they do, and as this
cacophony of several of these bushes we continue making these
sounds that chitter together. You hear from the end of
the hallway from the clot, a shifting leaves begin to
fall from the top of the room as if they're
reacting to it, as they're being shaken off, and you
hear one lower as it begins to contort, and you
see the lot of these begin to shift and change
to take on a variety of smaller wooden predatory forms
of these almost pseudo reptilian wooden creatures that have all
like bark like spears for arms. And the clot at
the end of this hallway forms itself into this hulking,
troll like creature that pulls itself forward, one massive wooden
claw in front of the other, its body not folding
any holding any particular shape like its arm extending out
at the end of several small vines made of bark,
pressing down and pulling itself up.
Speaker 1: You guys, see.
Speaker 2: Woo, these not good.
Speaker 6: Now, they're neat This is fine, they're very cool.
Speaker 2: And as you see these things that block your way
and seem to be standing against you, I would like
you everybody to roll initiative.
Speaker 4: Yay.
Speaker 9: Oh I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Speaker 8: I get sol from our quarrel.
Speaker 13: Is not with you?
Speaker 8: Join our battle, go ahead, damn it.
Speaker 9: Fuck yeah, Pepper is still distracted.
Speaker 6: She was looking at something else and she's still looking
at it.
Speaker 9: Gone very I'm very, very sad. That's an eight for Laurie,
that's an eight for Pepper.
Speaker 8: We're both looking at Dustmond for different reasons.
Speaker 9: Typical stuff.
Speaker 6: We Oh wait, I have a higher modifier than you.
That means I'll probably go before you. Damn it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, probably that's fine.
Speaker 6: Fuck, it's not I'm sad. One, I'm thinking. And I
just told them we ain't got no quarrel with them.
Speaker 1: One se No, we explicitly have quarrels with them.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I got big beef.
Speaker 2: Where's the addition of button?
Speaker 9: It is not your day, Loa Hogan?
Speaker 2: Why would you say that? There it is?
Speaker 9: We're so cute.
Speaker 21: What the heck?
Speaker 2: I don't understand why you'd say.
Speaker 13: This because I want the world to give you a
break instead of kicking your ass.
Speaker 2: Well, world's about to give you a break, all right.
So you guys see these things pull themselves out as
they do. The ones that are like their bodies that
were wrapped around these like mummified dogar rip those bodies
internally to pieces as they fully form themselves like they
just crush and contort those bodies and spit them out
of themselves as they move. Desmond, you are up first.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start with a new spell. Agitated pulls.
Speaker 9: What is bad?
Speaker 1: Grab this.
Speaker 10: A wave of energy is gonna burst out from Desmond,
surrounding him in a five foot radius.
Speaker 21: And uh it doesn'teem to immediately do anything, but that
is damp. Yeah yeah uh, and that is gonna be
Desmon's turn. He's not gonna do anything.
Speaker 1: Else, all right. You cast agitated polls. You uh touched
the ground.
Speaker 2: The leaves that are underneath you scatter around you as
this wave of force envelops you and seems to do
nothing as that occurs. Scarn your turn. Then Tabasco is
on deck.
Speaker 6: Yeah in Tabasco.
Speaker 3: Boys all around us.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's robot absolutely surrounded and we're to.
Speaker 2: Use this creature for years. This was from Lyrascot or not.
This is This was released in Loose Shoes. I've never
I made it way back then and I've never gotten
to use it. This card leaves yeah, like, hey guys,
I'm leaving now.
Speaker 1: Oh r back here.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm gonna put my feelers out.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna put my feelers out out.
Speaker 2: I know you had no way to know it, but
I switched to the first person view on you whenever
you're going, and I was moving the camera from your perspective,
just going, just looking all right, So you're you're attacking
that one.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm gonna go for this one.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: Hello friend, how are you minus fine?
Speaker 2: Fold? Okay?
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 6: Tell ya?
Speaker 13: What did it?
Speaker 1: Why you're also taking yourself?
Speaker 13: Why?
Speaker 1: No one listen?
Speaker 2: No one can answer that question for you, buddy. Let's
remove that. You got twenty four to hit them?
Speaker 3: Fuck thanks plus ten hurt a lot.
Speaker 1: You back up.
Speaker 2: You fired toward it, You obliterated, A bolt of lightning
strikes it, it detonates.
Speaker 3: I'm ex pain it. What did you get in Sandy
Harry rounds.
Speaker 1: Never another one, another one.
Speaker 3: Let me try that again. This time I'll fail.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 7: Boy.
Speaker 2: So what what did you yourself? Again? Untargeted you? You
retargeted you?
Speaker 3: Okay, click myself.
Speaker 1: Well, I won't bountiful luck the attack on yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a net one you can roll. You
did the one was against them, so you did not
one against them. But yeah, you can reroll.
Speaker 18: Okay, then I will bountiful luck then yeah, okay, so
I'm just gonna roll.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, twenty plus nine and that will be a
twenty three, So that hits, yippie. No one can see
what I'm doing right now, and I'm not. I'm not
targeting them, right you are not? Am I targeting myself?
Speaker 1: Still? We're not right now?
Speaker 3: All right? Sick this guy?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, still not targeting yourself.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: So if you attack yourself, it randomly starts making your tack.
Speaker 3: We got a problem.
Speaker 2: You just try another one, hippe.
Speaker 3: Two of them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, two of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going again.
Speaker 6: Buck at him.
Speaker 2: God, that's the button I got oppressed. Sometimes it's just
what we're doing stuff, just vibing with the music.
Speaker 13: October is so good song almost making me cry earlier.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: I move here for this one before Games.
Speaker 9: Songs started playing it.
Speaker 2: So you you did two attacks? You're dragon surgeon. Yes,
that's what I heard.
Speaker 1: Dragon get him? What abou.
Speaker 7: Did?
Speaker 6: I not so close to nineteen, but you still got
that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool?
Speaker 1: And you hit?
Speaker 6: Yeah, of course you did. Fucking hell please die?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it dies.
Speaker 2: The seeing the thing I think seem to be pretty fragle.
Speaker 3: I don't like how fragle.
Speaker 1: They are dropping like flies. This isn't good.
Speaker 3: I don't I'm going for the big guy. Ah, I
have to.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6: You're worriedy gonna come back, worried that they're gonna do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The logan, yes, really try to do and yeah, I'm
worried about that to you.
Speaker 16: Literally the one thing I was like, these guys are
literally dying by the sniff eating that he loves.
Speaker 2: That's logan.
Speaker 4: The thing where you're like, they're dead, I'm going to
roll to see if they're still dead.
Speaker 2: That's what you're dead. Yeah, that's that's that's the that's
the decaying mean, that's like they're transforming, like Gotham grants
them future life, except and it ended up being fitting
with the cannon. Gotham was like, no, man, you fucking
your boss is a bit. It was really sad because
all of them. It's really sad for the Just bear
with me for a second.
Speaker 1: The cultists like bad guys.
Speaker 2: They've done some things. That's fine. We can't hold that
against them, though in the grand scheme of things, they
believe firmly in Gotham. But because Ethicis was being a bitch,
Fate decided that was like, nah, sorry, guys, you really
threw him with the wrong dude.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't like the spread, like.
Speaker 6: I don't have like evidence that you're an unreliable narrator.
Speaker 2: Boy reference reference to what I don't understand. I mean,
I can I can pull out my dissertation about how
if he.
Speaker 6: Sty that's.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, slapping him with yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do
I need to they think they're well, I might as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the time you have to ask, you might.
Speaker 3: As well do it.
Speaker 6: YEA, all good bad guys, right, Damn.
Speaker 2: Get him you fire it toward them, it hits him.
This one seems much more durable. It lets out this shifting,
high pitched wine that fills the area, almost causing damage
to you from how like cutting this sound is? It doesn't,
but you feel like it almost does. This creature briefly
where you struck it, its body dries out and you
see it ends as though it was like losing some
kind of filling like filling that was inside of it.
And then you see, uh, it sort of fills back up,
and as it does, what looks like humanoid blood begins
leaking out from the chunks that are being replenished on it.
Speaker 5: Oh awesome, Wow.
Speaker 2: He's got cherry cherry enters those filled with that cherry soda.
He's that was your four attacks? Anything else me.
Speaker 3: As of right now? No, I'm chilling.
Speaker 6: Stomach is.
Speaker 2: Candy actually waits? You want thunderloadus him as well? Could
you share it in the chat real quick? So we
just go over how it goes.
Speaker 3: I don't do that.
Speaker 2: There should be a button that like shares it to
the post a chat button on the ability.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So with the provision, so spend two focus points or more.
You can spend up to four, so you can do
two and they can do two extra. You're gonna do
the four I'm just gonna do two just to okay
base damage. Then in that case you should have a
deck save there, So make him make the decks save. Okay,
here comes he's making the deck. Say he gets he fails,
he gets a six. Okay, so he's gonna take the
full damage, which should be two D eight lightning damage.
Oh but using your saint weapon, so there should be
a two D eight plus twelve?
Speaker 1: Is there a two D eight plus twelve?
Speaker 2: Or is in an effect to add twelve?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 21: Twelve?
Speaker 2: There is there a D twelve going on somewhere.
Speaker 3: On there there's a button, there's buttons two eight d
Is there.
Speaker 2: Is there a button that says two D eight?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, what's one D twelve?
Speaker 1: Use that one?
Speaker 2: Use that one as you hit it lightning then reverberates
through its body, dealing an additional nineteen damage.
Speaker 3: Jesus cool, sick, nice.
Speaker 16: Underloadus and then I saw the underloadus by I have
a good time to baskal.
Speaker 1: A good time debate.
Speaker 13: He's gonna yeah, of course, it's gonna give advantage to
whoever decides to mess with Pausewolder.
Speaker 2: Eight Okay, so Pausewolder eight.
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: If I'm my recollection is certain, you'd have to go
over to it and then use the help action to
be like, all right, next attack against them gets it.
So whoever attacks pausewelder eight. Next you will have advantage
on your attack. Grant adva. It is that Tabasco and
then and then is Tabasco is gonna do anything else?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, good talk Boswalder. It's going to attack Tabasco. So
pa Lilia.
Speaker 1: You're on deck though.
Speaker 2: The Poswalder brings up one of its brambly arms. I doug,
he didn't you know?
Speaker 1: I talked?
Speaker 2: I asked, I asked.
Speaker 5: In front of a.
Speaker 1: Flos away.
Speaker 15: Too.
Speaker 1: Won't hit.
Speaker 19: It?
Speaker 1: Hit uh Tabasco big hero time.
Speaker 2: No, Tabasco is going to take one D six plus
four slashing damage.
Speaker 9: Which means he's gone. Even if it.
Speaker 2: Rolls the one does he only have fives a.
Speaker 8: Bingo cardge a bingo spur yet it should be.
Speaker 9: There's a read Tabasco.
Speaker 2: They rolled the one. Tabasco lives.
Speaker 1: My bulley.
Speaker 9: You look at my.
Speaker 2: Otherwise, but you know he won't die.
Speaker 1: The the Pasewalder, what.
Speaker 2: Attack, No, but it is going to use its bonus
action to leak uh it then its body compresses like
a spring or a coil, and it launches itself past
Tabasco up onto the ceiling like buries its uh spear
like claws into the ceiling. And it is now about
twenty feet up looking down at everybody. Pausewelder nine, Lilia,
you're still on deck, Poswalder nine is going to rush
out and with ridiculous speed and very jerky movements, it's
going to approach the group and Desmond, it's going to
sens you're the closest person to it. It's going to
rush forward and it's going to leap toward you.
Speaker 1: All right, do you see fifteen strengths save?
Speaker 2: Isn't it when they is it when they enter as
well as when they.
Speaker 1: Start if they start their turn in it, or the
first time they enter it?
Speaker 2: Cult Absolutely all right. So as it leaps towards you
and it tries to get you, you see, as it
leaps at you, its body begins to unfurl, as if
it's going to try to envelop you with itself. But
as it gets to you, it's held in space. Could
you go ahead and drop the save on it? Sure, kid,
it's gonna make that strength save. It's like a fucking
DBZ barriers like holding your hands up, circle around you person,
just like open arms, more coming in at you. No,
I'll try again, try again, Thank you. I did that time.
Speaker 13: Awesome.
Speaker 2: It's not twenty.
Speaker 1: Jeepers, careepers, all right, it is.
Speaker 6: Not for silver bars. Why not? Don't fail? I can't.
Can I make it silvery barbs?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You can make it reroll yeah, silvery okay, uh all right,
desman dropping on it again and god, silvery barbs. It
was only seventeen. It still succeeds. Who are gonna give advantage?
Speaker 1: Well, it's my time?
Speaker 6: Who is next? Who's who's next?
Speaker 1: Who's next?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 6: Lily o right hills next year? Yeah, lily advantage. You
get a baby girl? Well let me, yeah, let me.
Speaker 2: I'm enjoying the first person camera. I might play with
this more often because it's like on people's turn. It's
kind of fun to mess with it.
Speaker 9: Um, there it is.
Speaker 1: There's silvery barbs, all right, so.
Speaker 2: Throw that onto them. As this happens, it's going to
use its entangling form. So now it's your turn to
make us safe. I need you to make a strength
safe as it tries to get its thorny form go
ahead and make that safe.
Speaker 1: I'm bad at those.
Speaker 10: Well oh wait, no, I'm actually kind of okay, right,
I forgot I have proficiency of them, so I'm actually not.
Speaker 1: Garbage, even though I normally am making it.
Speaker 2: Natural twenty whoa, Holy's that's pretty cool as it does
that toward you. The fact that it's pushed back it
is the fact that it's and pushed back from you
by the agitated pulse allows you a second to dodge
out of the way.
Speaker 1: As it lands, it pulls itself back together.
Speaker 2: That I'm describing these things now, it wasn't my intention.
That reminds me of the things from that Nick Cage movie.
Speaker 1: That we saw. Fucking ooh, I don't remember the name.
Speaker 2: It's like an a it's an a word, but it's
about Nick Cage and a post apocalyptic monster thing in
the monster's like roll like a starfish to eat people anyway.
It's gonna then hit the ground and take a strike
toward you with its bramble strike, and it's going to
get a seventeen which hits you, so you're does.
Speaker 1: Just hit me?
Speaker 2: It does five damage. It rolled a one concentration check.
I fail in your spell ends damn it. I'm sorry. Well,
I guess that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Such is the way of spells.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's the way the cooky crumbles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Desmond's a cookie Lily. It's your turn, Oh, Arcadian, Arcadian,
that's what it was.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna watch that later.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: Watch.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty good movie.
Speaker 6: I still gotta watch Frankenstein. I have really good things
I need too.
Speaker 5: It's got out.
Speaker 2: Sorry you don't see his frank m but you almost see.
I know that matters, especially I want to see frank
I'm sorry, sorry, ladies, you don't see his Frankenstein in
that movie, and I know that matters.
Speaker 8: That's not damn damn.
Speaker 9: I here's turn, is it? Logan? Let's given?
Speaker 21: Uh?
Speaker 5: I think I'm going to use my action to cast
to Mama's arrowball.
Speaker 15: At fifth level though, Oh shay, and you know what
that meanives me an an additional thing you to throw
at things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get into extra attack from it. In Hinds's
to Mamo's Aero fall, especially because it does like two
D ten damage when it does.
Speaker 1: Shit, it is a very powerful spell.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's only ever been fun to watch being used,
so I'm not in any hurry to nerve it like
it's it's fun in the same way Fireball's fun from
like from being on the other side of it, like
fireball is too strong, but that's like the fun of fireball.
Speaker 5: And because of.
Speaker 7: Virtuous branches, I'm going to add fortify to Lilia, gotcha.
Speaker 5: And let me see. Yeah.
Speaker 7: So, and because I'm going into my bonus action, that
means I can choose a type of damage and fire four.
Speaker 2: Bolts now right, yes, and you can choose the damage
type for each one as you hit with them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, these are plant type types, so I think we're
going so I think we're gonna use fire. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I want to say D and D is not Pokemon
but slight spoiler town.
Speaker 13: For it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Plant creatures are maybe one of the times where it's
like they're usually they usually don't like a fire.
Speaker 7: Hold on trying to there we go, I'm gonna attack,
I'm gonna throw, I'm gonna try uh fire on this one.
Speaker 5: Okay, Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to my one
of money. I was just looking at it, looking at
it over here. All I've had is a donut today.
I'm so fucking hot.
Speaker 2: That's how I was until we ate it yesterday.
Speaker 1: My god, I was dead to the world.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you were like, I came up at fucking ten
am and we didn't.
Speaker 1: Get to sleep at four am.
Speaker 2: Look up at ten a m. Have no food until
like six, yeah, five or six.
Speaker 6: Anna, you were at work today and you've only had
a donut.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was only like an hour and a
half ago.
Speaker 2: Crawl.
Speaker 1: You need to eat after this.
Speaker 7: Freaking I bought chicken wings and Tristan was like, oh,
I really and I literally hungry, and I'm like, I can't.
Speaker 8: Eat two pounds of chicken.
Speaker 1: Wing not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get her a trust here. I can't pay you.
Speaker 7: I can't get I can't go half and half on
the on the different flavors because they have to make
all of them.
Speaker 5: I can't eat all of them. That's what chicken.
Speaker 7: Okay, So I'm gonna we're gonna do. We're gonna hit
this way, We're gonna hit it. You're gonna hit attack.
Speaker 2: Double.
Speaker 6: Hit disgusting.
Speaker 1: That's hot.
Speaker 2: You hit so hot.
Speaker 5: That's gonna be for the first one. So I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: So you hit it with fire. It is in fact
vulnerable to it when you hit it with it. It
doesn't seem to like it very much.
Speaker 1: Was that at eight?
Speaker 2: By the way, at nine?
Speaker 5: That was eight and a yeo and nine?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry you did did you fire at You fired
at Pouswalder nine and you did nine damage which became
eighteen and it's still alive, but it doesn't look good.
Speaker 9: Reminder, you had advantage on the other one.
Speaker 1: No, it's I had advantage on that one too.
Speaker 2: For yeah, I don't know why though.
Speaker 5: I don't know habit seventeen you're thirty one?
Speaker 2: What you mean thirty one seventeen plus four?
Speaker 5: That's not thirty one.
Speaker 2: Seventeen plus four plus ten.
Speaker 7: Okay you're your modifire stuff yet Yeah, okay, I'm stupid.
Speaker 8: I was just like, seventeen and four doesn't make thirty one.
Speaker 5: Logan, you can't convince the.
Speaker 2: Otherwise numbers thirty thirty one.
Speaker 6: The thing is that's gonna can benefit you map.
Speaker 2: Actually, why why why are you ready to fight me?
Speaker 8: Why to do less damage to the creature? Like not
all of minus ten.
Speaker 5: From that only want to hear it.
Speaker 2: First of all, I didn't program Fantasy Grounds.
Speaker 1: The Pausewalder is dead, Bye bye.
Speaker 5: S two of them more. I means I still have
two more, and I'm gonna hit it at the other
one because I thank.
Speaker 13: You you.
Speaker 5: And I'm gonna go help.
Speaker 9: Y'all. Well, that's the one that almost killed my baby
at nineteen babe.
Speaker 2: That is that math fucking check out for you.
Speaker 5: Now, it does take this fire.
Speaker 1: It takes uh.
Speaker 2: Ten ten total points after the ability.
Speaker 5: Did you know it's a buy one get one free?
Speaker 1: Oh shit?
Speaker 9: Oh shit?
Speaker 2: Why does this have advantage one?
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 2: Because I didn't get around to get rid of great
grant attack. Because I know why. I don't worry.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. I know why. Okay, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2: You dropped the first eleven, so you've got an eleven,
So you got eleven plus a ten for twenty one
one plus a four? Yeah if you say, and then
forty five and then oh yes, and then okay no,
according to my according to my arithmetic, I'm pretty sure
that twenty five is higher than fourteen. So that did
hit year old damage.
Speaker 5: All right, And here's the.
Speaker 2: I can't do math, so it dead.
Speaker 7: Yeah, alrighty, I'm gonna move forward now that I've done
that over here, that's.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 9: Are you mocking me?
Speaker 7: So that was it was your action to cast to
Mamba's right, Yes, action to Mamo, bonus to fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, is that what it is? Or is it
bonus to cast and you get a free fun It.
Speaker 5: Says it's so, it says here bonus.
Speaker 7: Wait wait no, it's an action. You conjure a series
of bolts of energy. As a bonus action on each
of your turns. You can command up to three casts
become a.
Speaker 2: Better good good, okay good. I was gonna say maybe
it is a bit. For a second, I thought it
was bonus action to cast the first turn you fire
it too, And I was like, man, if you can
bonus action do that and an action, God, I do
need to change the spell. But but no, if it
takes your whole turn, sure, yeah, I guess the way
it is. So you did that and then you start
rushing forward toward the Walder troll. Uh is that your turn?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, Poswalder six is going to go Lori, you're on deck.
Poswalder six is going to run out from where it
is and it's going to leap same deal as with Desmond.
Speaker 1: It's going to toward you.
Speaker 2: Lilia An attempt to open up its body and try
to encase.
Speaker 15: You in this.
Speaker 2: Go ahead and make that strength.
Speaker 5: Say I'm a squishy you fail. I fail.
Speaker 2: It enters your space. It enters your space. And also
you are now grappled and restrained, and it is going
to Now that you are grappled and restrained and unable
to move, it is going to make an attack against you,
which will have advantage because of your situation. Oh no,
it rolls a total of twenty, which hits, I believe
much on account of the system telling me it hits.
So as it does this, you find it binding into you.
You find the jagged wooden edges of this creature serrate
themselves and begin cutting into you. It brings up and
for reforms one of its spear like arms and strikes
inward toward itself to you.
Speaker 1: You take.
Speaker 2: Eight points of damn image concentration check please, okay, because.
Speaker 5: Actually no, it's that's a fum and guy savatar. Alright,
so let's just hope.
Speaker 13: Shit.
Speaker 2: All right, that's its turn, everybody. That creature is now
bound around Lilia.
Speaker 1: Lawrence.
Speaker 2: It's your turn, Pepper. You're on deck.
Speaker 6: Bound around Lilia than they are.
Speaker 2: Encasing it the form that you see in like these
images is just like a form of can take. These
things are a constantly shifting mass of wood and fine,
and that one is like formed in like this wooden
cocoon binding around Lilia, with all that remains of its
pseudo wooden form being like an appendage formed into that
spear arm that's striking in through itself to her.
Speaker 6: Okay, huh obscuting a little.
Speaker 1: Scoota dude, Yeah, and obsess scootera dude.
Speaker 6: Okay, what I'm gonna do and we'll see. I'll ask
if this fucking works out. I want to use electric Arc.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Electric Arc does say at four creatures you choose within range,
so I'm not If I'm not choosing Lily, I can
still hate the thing that's like wrapped around Liah.
Speaker 2: It's still its own creature. You can absolutely, Okay.
Speaker 6: I just want to make sure unless.
Speaker 2: You do something wild like nat one, at which point
I might get spicy, or unless it's like not twenties,
it's you're right for real.
Speaker 6: No, dude, you're not kidding, You're You're correct. I'm not
even mad.
Speaker 2: If that twenty is to save or it's like absurdly high.
I might make a point of being like, Okay, maybe
it hits Lily just because it just seems like the
way to go.
Speaker 8: But it says choose, I'm choosing.
Speaker 5: Not hard is wrapped around them.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I'll do it. I'll fucking
decide in the moment.
Speaker 6: God, Okay, well, I want to hate doll big.
Speaker 2: The more you whine about it, the more likely I
am to do it.
Speaker 6: Oh fuck okay, I absolutely.
Speaker 1: Oh do that more often.
Speaker 8: Make the deck save you, fuck ass.
Speaker 2: They will make their deck saves those fuckasses. Contrary to
the not twenty thing I was talking about, it not
one and the other one also failed. So both of
them failed.
Speaker 1: You can hit both of them with electric car.
Speaker 8: Go ahead, Oh bitch, die.
Speaker 6: Well a couple of too.
Speaker 1: Many one of damage. They are both still alive.
Speaker 8: They're both still alive.
Speaker 6: What's so special about this fuck ass is wrapped around Billia?
Speaker 2: Well, it's not so much that he's special, but it's
more I think the game we're playing, because Carrie, I
haven't said this in a long time.
Speaker 8: We're playing that nineteen BB.
Speaker 2: He's got one hit point.
Speaker 8: Do I have anything fucking on car action.
Speaker 6: Well, let me doing this, because that wasn't a melee
fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Will it?
Speaker 8: Will it? This motherfucker's got one hair point.
Speaker 2: I just need a spell encore action. I think, let
you make an attack, but you have to.
Speaker 9: Read next to it.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to find it on my she.
Speaker 5: My sheep, eat my dirt.
Speaker 1: Where is it?
Speaker 13: Ye know?
Speaker 4: When you cast a barred spell on your turn using
a spell slot, you may either make one melee weapon
attack against a creature with a range, or move up
to halfier movement speed rounded down without provoking opportunity attacks.
Speaker 2: So nothing's within range. Unfortunately, Oh.
Speaker 6: I had the movement. If I just went right up
to Lilia, I could have done it, but I didn't.
Oh I'm dumb. I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: If my grandmother had.
Speaker 8: She'd be a bike.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she'd be a goddamn bike.
Speaker 2: All right, it's the funniest world. It's so my grandmother
had wheels, she'd be a bike. But it's not.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Is that you?
Speaker 6: I'm looking to see, like any all their bonus things.
Speaker 8: It's one hand point and get them off.
Speaker 9: Alia fucking hell Okerrie.
Speaker 13: Oh sorry, god damn it, you deflect I guess an excellent.
Speaker 8: Pepper your turn, ce braid and pepper that thing. That
thing's almost dead water Lily. I'll fucking get it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm like, I'm lining up like a finger gun.
Speaker 9: I can't fuck this up. Come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 4: Although I've assumed when you said we're playing that nineteen
that it was the one wrapped around Lily, it could
be a big guy who fucking knows the.
Speaker 2: One wrapper Lily. Up Here on one hip point, you
can see there's a little health above its head. That's
right there, specer.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: It's it's flashing your head. The Pokemon low health sound
is coming from it.
Speaker 12: Hell I got I got an eighteen plush What.
Speaker 13: No, it's not a crit No, that's fine. Sorry, I
just saw crit nineteen and I was like, how the
fuck is Okay? Never mind, But I do hit with
the twenty six.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 6: Hell them, I do with.
Speaker 2: You do exactly as much damage as you need. You
roll one.
Speaker 8: Fucking that is the most.
Speaker 2: It is the most flimsy eldridge blast like fire, the
blast of energy at it, it goes toward, it stops
just before it like forms into a little claw and
just kind of goes and destroys.
Speaker 1: What are you doing, Nailed?
Speaker 9: I don't know how did I do that? Why am
I doing that?
Speaker 5: I want to move forward?
Speaker 2: You like to get to there. I don't stop, So Brandon,
I'm gonna need you to not anymore. You want to
get here? Is this where you want to be? Yes,
I'm gonna I'm gonna put you in first person and
see what it looks like when this happens one.
Speaker 5: Second and go whoa, oh my god, oh my yeah.
Speaker 9: I had the zoomies mid mood thing.
Speaker 1: Right, that was wild? All right? That was your eldest blast.
You have one more?
Speaker 9: I want more? It's true?
Speaker 16: I do.
Speaker 9: How about you? And it's a can I turn around
and go back?
Speaker 2: I mean you only moved like ten feet.
Speaker 13: So.
Speaker 9: Ship now on, you're gonna turn around and start moving.
Speaker 2: It hits it, It doesn't do anything to it.
Speaker 1: Very much.
Speaker 9: I'm get you you next time that you.
Speaker 6: I also cast a flat good an excellent choice.
Speaker 9: I would because I taught LORI.
Speaker 6: Well you did.
Speaker 2: So Sutton. He's going to draw his blade and he
is going to rush up toward this thing. Can he
get all the way to it?
Speaker 1: Yes he can. He's going to rush.
Speaker 9: Up what definitely a weekend it for you show.
Speaker 2: He's gonna slide, bring his blade down, crest upward towarded.
He's not gonna do anything fancy. He's just gonna go
for his two attacks. That one's a hit. I'm just
gonna roll them both right now to see if they
go through. Goes for a second attack, they both hit.
That's a twenty six and a twenty seven. Heck in
he's gonna go kabam the eleven damage to it, and
then he's gonna go, well, Paul, and he's gonna do
eleven damage to it, doing the exact same role twice
as he carves chunks off of it. Uh, he's uh,
we're gonna go to its turn. By the way, we're
going back to the top of the turn order in
a second. Like let's turn off hook a while. But
I didn't feel like it did as it reaches the
Walder Trolls turn.
Speaker 1: I would like, let's.
Speaker 2: Say the people who are the most involved. I think
this to let you know out here, Desmond and Laurie,
both of you roll me a D four.
Speaker 6: Four into the tower or just roll a D four
h yeah, three.
Speaker 9: Oh five five?
Speaker 20: What uh.
Speaker 6: Goddamn damp gee never shut up. What a gift?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmmmm.
Speaker 9: Five what logan.
Speaker 1: Fucking gigs pepper sweating more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, from the alcoves that they had emerged from. More
plant matter focuses itself together, and you see an additional
five of the smaller Coswalders forming themselves and themselves, you
bitch the larger.
Speaker 8: Walter knew I cast my scroll on Tabasco, casting vulnerability
on Tabasco.
Speaker 2: My familiar will live.
Speaker 6: Okay, knew I should have done Tobos.
Speaker 8: I thought we were at the end.
Speaker 6: I want to do more damage. I should have done
Tomos like Lily got gam it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, maybe it's going to step forward and it's
going to reach back and it extends out one of
its massive arms and it strikes toward Lilia, who should
not be grappled and restrained. So I'm going to take
those off of them. If they're still on them, yes
they are. That shouldn't have had advantage. They dropped the
first seven, so you're lucky. So that's not going to
be a crit because it wasn't supposed to have advantage.
Instead seven, it still hits. But I'm going to roll
the thing against you. Again, just to unproc the crit
real quick. Boom, it still hits. It reaches out toward you, lily,
you are struck by this thing's massive clawed hand for
a total of twenty seven damage.
Speaker 5: You all that matters, big money? Please, I don't want
to lose concentration.
Speaker 2: Twelve You lose concentration woah.
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Wait, wait what number do I need to pass the concentration?
Speaker 2: Concentration checks are either DC ten or the DC is
half of the damage, whichever's higher. So the DC there
was thirteen, unless anybody wants to do anything to raise
the number, unless anybody has a reaction, unless anybody has
bartic inspiration and can use it in creative ways.
Speaker 6: Sure, yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2: Anybody like that in the party.
Speaker 8: Anybody like that in the party.
Speaker 2: Anybody in the party have an ability. Anybody the party
have an effect called leap of faith.
Speaker 6: That WHI was breaking in my ear reminding me about
one of the many many things I.
Speaker 8: Can do, called.
Speaker 2: You you'll we little ship, help your friend?
Speaker 17: Okay, faith the fucking Lawrence parable Lawrence that knew it
was their time to act.
Speaker 1: Lawrence then leapt into action any second, Master.
Speaker 2: So you just spend it.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, Lily.
Speaker 2: I put it back on yourself because you needed just
one more point. So no matter what you would roll
on the bardick you fuck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hold on, I'm gotta find it. Thank you, I'll find.
Speaker 2: So bartic inspiration, an leap of faith. Make sure you
take off both of those on your sheet, Laurie. But yeah,
because you rolled to twelve, you needed a thirteen.
Speaker 1: So literally, no matter what you roll in the bardick,
you would succeed.
Speaker 2: Hell yo, Okay, so that's the first one. It is
then going to continue shifting and moving, and it's going
to move around you, even though it seems at first
like it should not be able to fit into the space.
Its body contorts and shifts and moves with uncertain mass
as it gets around you and it reaches Oh sorry,
actually also, Lilia, Yeah, you're also grappled by it as
it strikes you with its massive hand. The hand contorts, shifts.
I gutta stop thinking contorted. I'm falling back on that word.
I gotta get more colorful. It unfurls and wraps around you,
pulling you up and into part of its body. As
the claw then forms again, you are grappled and now
moving with it. LILYA, uh, Lawrence, Yeah, it's gonna attack you.
Speaker 5: Why would it do that?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 2: Great guy?
Speaker 1: I assume a twenty five hits you?
Speaker 7: What? No?
Speaker 8: Yeah, super fucking you take eighteen?
Speaker 2: You resisted down to nine with deflect.
Speaker 9: Yeah do.
Speaker 2: Thank god you're now also grappled and potent and pulled
up into it as it begins to encase you guys
in its massive form. Oh, then they sucks. Then you
guys killed? What six of them last turn?
Speaker 1: How far they were in?
Speaker 2: It is then going to use its feast bonus action
as you see chunk vines and wooden spikes fire from
its body cut into the dead bodies of the various
creatures of the various pausewalders around it that lay on
the ground, pulls them back in and absorbs their mass
into itself. It is gonna replenish itself with the dead
bodies of those who fell around it. A Pausewalder then goes,
it's going to jump at pepper, no pepper, as it
leaps toward you. It's going to use entangling form. Make
this strength. I dropped it on me?
Speaker 13: Whoop?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 9: Why why does it have to be straight?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because because it does, then bye y'all.
Speaker 9: A four.
Speaker 2: You are grappled and restrained by it. As it encases
your tiny form, It's going to move into your space
and is then going to go for a bramble strike
against you. Bramble strike away with advantage Pepper. It gets
as sixteen and pepper because miss it does miss it
does miss Pepper. Because of the invocation you took recently.
Speaker 12: Oh, I now have an eighteen AC motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: Which, by the way, thing gives you pepper. You and
Lila are now tied for the highest AC in the group.
Speaker 9: Who would have thought, oh, yes, that's where why you are.
Speaker 2: Now able to You are now able to add your
charisma modifier to your AC and it's treated like your decks.
It's in place of your decks because the difference in
the armor you got, you got eighteen.
Speaker 9: I do backflip, so I scream.
Speaker 2: Tag is gonna look toward everything. Uh, he's gonna see
that Laurie got pulled up into this thing and be
like I it's the young one. That's just why you
shouldn't be on missions like this. And he's gonna use
giant form.
Speaker 9: I'll be fine.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 2: He becomes huge, looks toward the thing. Let's add a go.
The tree returns the noise uh in uh equal fashion
as he stomps toward it.
Speaker 6: And he know this kind of sucks. But do you
think do you think Karg likes me?
Speaker 2: Damn, well, that's really nic He's getting really so shaped.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 2: Bean's chopping into it. He deals thirteen damage. He's gonna
go for another great axe attack on it.
Speaker 1: That one misses.
Speaker 2: Back to the top of the turn order, Desmond.
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 5: Save the child, would you kindly?
Speaker 15: Um?
Speaker 1: Gun? Okay, one gun. The gun is the way. Um
Lilia and.
Speaker 2: Lily and Lawrence's gonna put you off to the side
on the map. Just we know you're in the creature.
Put you up there.
Speaker 1: Hunter's mark, big boy, big boy, Hunters.
Speaker 3: Big boy, big boom.
Speaker 5: Alright, we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Get you, big big boy, revolver shots big.
Speaker 6: Big Okay, I'm done, sorry, shut the oh never and then.
Speaker 1: Also you shut you yes to shut you got quote
a bird, Let me smash bang. That is all mediocre.
Speaker 21: Seventeen but spoiler they all hit all hit Yeah, all right,
big guy gets it.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm makes sense.
Speaker 1: I target those two and demige a double age. Oh
you do notice lange sweet.
Speaker 2: Produced by temporary hit points that had given itself by
consuming the dead of.
Speaker 1: It's it's fallen. That makes sense. I'm gonna shoot pause
Waller twenty right, that's twenty three. Oh, it's a hit
brooded sixteen points of damage.
Speaker 2: Sixteen and it's still up MD stinky and loaded with danger.
Speaker 1: Man from this, I'm gonna get in a moment here.
Speaker 22: I don't want to get blocked on, but I don't
know how to avoid that in this scenario. That's both
my tax it's my bonus action. I'm gonna skittleskdoodle right
over here.
Speaker 1: And that's Desmond.
Speaker 2: Alrighty, Scar on your turk. Tabasco is on.
Speaker 9: Tabasco.
Speaker 13: I'm I'm asking you, as Brandon, please help Tabasco.
Speaker 9: My four son. You don't have to live your truth.
Speaker 3: Big guy big Atack, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Big big big big big big big good old big big.
Speaker 3: Twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Twenty seven hits you.
Speaker 6: Fucking better, Jesus, twenty six.
Speaker 2: Points of damage.
Speaker 11: Again it didn't die. Another one eighteen eighteen hits it again,
but better. Thirty six, Oh.
Speaker 2: Good, Gollage thirty six is insane.
Speaker 1: That's a where's the plus?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, plus twenty because.
Speaker 4: Yeah, god, oh my god, logan just for because I
want to I want to know, just because of this modifier.
Speaker 8: Uh what is big big sac.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't mind sharing that with you guys, you've
already excluded it. It's ac is sixteen.
Speaker 6: So even if he fucking one.
Speaker 2: No no, no no, because that was damage to hit
is still nine. If he doesn't use sharpshooter is fourteen.
I believe so he if he didn't use the sharp shooter,
he would have to not one to miss I think god.
Speaker 1: Two or one, A two or one would miss one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no because the two of the sic yeah,
that one you have not one? But yeah, your dud
damage is wild?
Speaker 1: Is that you?
Speaker 2: Is that your turn?
Speaker 22: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I should leave a few focus points.
Speaker 2: Okay, but now Paswald twenty is and he's gonna jump
on Gag. Oh, it's gonna leap toward Gag. He can't
really do his tangling strike his cag too big. He
goes for an attack, gets a five missus. That's him.
Speaker 1: Pause.
Speaker 2: Walder twenty seven is gonna go That one's gonna rush
out towards Seoon. It's gonna use it in tangling form.
It's gonna try to grab him. Soon fails, it rushes
towards Saoon and it unfurls and as soon looks like
they're about to take their blade strike toward the Walder
Troll and try to attempt to rescue Lilia, this creature
binds him, sticking him in place, forms a wooden cocoon
around him. Very very You don't get to be part
of this fight, anime. Boys. He's then going to go
for and single attack on him a yah, and he's
going to get a miss, but so On is restrained
and grappled.
Speaker 1: Tabasco's turn.
Speaker 13: Uh, Tabasco's gonna fly over to the one that's grappling Pepper.
Speaker 9: Hmmm, give advantage on.
Speaker 13: A text, okay, Wald God, oh god, I think that
one's gone already because it encased me, right right, Logan.
Speaker 2: No, that one's still there. Oh it's currently Yeah, he
took his I mean he had a turn yet. I
think about turns though as they come around. They happened repeatedly.
Speaker 9: Yes, I know, I know he's gonna give advantage to
help to help his mom.
Speaker 13: Cute, Yes, some maternal instinct that or he wants first
dips on Pepper's flush.
Speaker 9: Anyway, your cat.
Speaker 6: Will eat you, all right exactly?
Speaker 2: Is that at the end of Tabasco's turn, Yes, alright,
pas Walder is going to go. Oswalder sixteen is going
to attack Tabasco. It's going to leap toward them, and
it's going to do two things thing. The first, it's
going to try to envelop Tabascoing it fails, it shifts, overtakes,
and traps Tabasco inside of it. And you know, I
hate describing it this way, but it's what would happen.
As it shifts and like shifts around them and doesn't
even have to contort its form into something else to
encase him. You then see it just put pressure as
it seems to flex its muscles inward as it tries
to attack Tabasco with.
Speaker 1: Its body in not twenty.
Speaker 2: As you hear as you hear a crunch inside of it,
and then see some faint magical dust leaving its body
as Tabasco's body falls apart. Poswolder twenty four is gonna go.
It's gonna rush scarn, Scarn Scar. It's gonna a strength
save scarn this strength, sap.
Speaker 1: Scar Stern.
Speaker 8: That's what's happening.
Speaker 2: Then you succeed, It reaps away from you. It brings
up it's bramble arm. It tries to strike you. Normally
you avoid being grappled. It gets a tend to hit
and it misses you. Lily, you're in the creature. You
are grappled, but not restrained. You may take your turn.
You still have to Mamo's aero fall. You're still fully
capable of shooting it with it if you want to.
It's your turn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry, as I always umuted. Right, Yes, it.
Speaker 2: You're inside of it. I still see you can still attack.
You're not restrained, but you are grappled.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was gonna say, if I'm inside of it, Tommy,
that means my firebolt came with me into It's Tommy.
Speaker 5: That's truth about to have ibs.
Speaker 2: It's I'm not gonna I'm not gonna shatter this illusion
for you do this.
Speaker 7: And I want to say that because I'm in It's Tommy,
and there's no way I can miss because I'm surrounded
by it.
Speaker 2: Now I have to shatter the illusion for you. You're
more like partially encased in its body.
Speaker 19: You do know.
Speaker 2: To attack it? Okay, you just you see Lilia kind
of encased in part of it. For those of you
on the outside, you see like its body completely enveloped
lily and pull them into it. And then just on
the just outside of it, several spears of flame appear,
turned themselves around the point inward and prepared a fire
go ahead, sticking out of the side of it.
Speaker 7: The DM said, no, chat always ask by superimposing your
ideas and not living letting them decide.
Speaker 2: No, I appreciate the asking.
Speaker 5: It's just yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1: There you go. When that's a hit.
Speaker 2: Fire, burst of flame fires inward, you deal fourteen points
because it is vulnerable. As this thing lets out just
as it pulls away from this source of fire coming
from inside of its own body, you formal.
Speaker 5: But I mean you're Tommy too.
Speaker 7: That's it.
Speaker 8: Thank god, the less you to help me.
Speaker 1: How do you do it?
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 8: Thank god?
Speaker 5: There are any other enemies on the field, Yeah, there
is no actually.
Speaker 6: Is four where you know, we got the big guy.
Speaker 7: We're just gonna say, this fucking bolt just goes right
through the fucking head and and maybe just fucking explodes.
Speaker 5: Its head of out as like Lily just jumps out
of there.
Speaker 8: Wait, tell me what now.
Speaker 5: For leverage.
Speaker 8: She understood the assignment.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry for years.
Speaker 14: No, it's okay, it's okay. It saved your life and
that was worth it. They'll recover and the pain will
go away. I'm gonna go kill that thing now before
it kills my boyfriend.
Speaker 8: Explode.
Speaker 1: Joy was picking up on vibes.
Speaker 17: All tag, all of that way after your time.
Speaker 8: That's fair.
Speaker 5: That is a twenty one.
Speaker 2: That is a hint by Yeah, walk come up nine
turns eighteen. They it hits them, they take the eighteen.
Speaker 1: They're not dead.
Speaker 5: I got one more in me let them.
Speaker 13: By?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell ya, you destroy it.
Speaker 2: There's a series of like old Inuyasha style, just slashes
like a wind around it as its charred body is
slashed apart from within. By soon. I will note to you, Lily,
you still have your action.
Speaker 9: Yeah I do.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, is there anything to kill?
Speaker 4: Like they're fucking surrounded like oh yeah, holy shit, there's
one point be hind pag you can definitely reach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're gonna go on me.
Speaker 7: We you target that one and we're gonna do to
Hampkim box with boom, we go.
Speaker 5: Huba, that's a dirty, dirty twenty.
Speaker 6: That one is dead amazing, all right.
Speaker 5: I think that was like what how the movement was that.
Speaker 2: Ten f that was like ten feet?
Speaker 5: Okay, I can move like fifteen, Mark little not today, right?
You get up in its face and then turn.
Speaker 2: Any face?
Speaker 9: What don't mean?
Speaker 5: Then was killed the boss and and two minions.
Speaker 4: Honestly, dude, I think I think you just made the
one you walked up to ship himself because you just
murdered people then walked up into his face and did nothing.
Speaker 2: Like holy shit, Lauren Turn, I wanna follow that ge.
Speaker 8: You got the Okay, you know what, I'm gonna go
right here my boys, you.
Speaker 5: Know my boys.
Speaker 2: Find yourself doing something useful, well.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna try. I'm gonna copy it.
Speaker 4: The messer isn't the besser ever fucking will be Lilia.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna do some Tommo's airfoil.
Speaker 1: Yours is only base level, so you only get three.
Speaker 14: Shots, Yeah, only get three shots.
Speaker 8: But would you look at that, there's three enemies.
Speaker 9: That's go oh my god, oh my god, there went out.
Speaker 5: Yeah the fire fock gas.
Speaker 6: Okay, so I do I've only done this once, so
I'm doing an attack roll right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess just attack all three of one. See
what happens?
Speaker 1: Go ahead?
Speaker 15: Cool?
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, okay, am I attacking me?
Speaker 2: Also, no one head advantage because of Tabasco ghost Tabasco
guides your way. You missed the attack on one of them,
those two that you hit, so if you roll the
fire damage, you'll just do the attack on both of them.
Speaker 6: Oh amazing, okay fourth, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 13: I did it.
Speaker 15: I think.
Speaker 5: Fire this place firing.
Speaker 6: It's like, okay, would you be fired this one?
Speaker 1: And those two are blown away.
Speaker 2: By a hail of fiery, leaving a single as well there.
Speaker 6: That one's dead. It had a heart attack when Lilias
stepped up to it, like, let's be real.
Speaker 1: If it only had a heart.
Speaker 9: Oh, they got my ball.
Speaker 6: It was my It was my bonus action to fire those.
Speaker 2: Your action and bonus action. Yeah, so that's your Yeah, so.
Speaker 14: I can't deflect Pepper.
Speaker 2: That makes it your turn.
Speaker 6: Cover get in here.
Speaker 2: That one killed you, that one killed your dragon, Pepper.
Speaker 9: I got my ball, You got my ball, boy. I
wonder what I'm going to do on this round, as
if any other round?
Speaker 12: Last Okay, absolute if anything, but I'm a taken this time.
Speaker 1: Ship your vengeance.
Speaker 2: Seventeen heads a little bit more.
Speaker 1: It needs a little bit more.
Speaker 9: Sixteen hit yo, please No, of course, not.
Speaker 1: The opposite.
Speaker 9: Oh I.
Speaker 1: Didn't know that, mister A.
Speaker 15: Is that?
Speaker 9: No, I can't.
Speaker 2: Soon's gonna go. Soon is going to take a look
at what happened. Feel a little bit like he didn't
contribute to this fight as much as he could have.
He's gonna use dread step to He takes a step.
Everybody feels a gust of wind. Cherry blossoms move through
the air, and as they look back, Soon is on
the other side of that creature, his weapon having already
been drawn in having struck. He will have advantage on
this attack, because I guess the canon he should have
had advantage. Why did that happen?
Speaker 1: Advantage and disadvantage?
Speaker 2: Oh, he's still grappled. Huh. I'll just roll T twenty
to it again. So he not won that one. Then
he got an eate. He deals twelve points of damage
to it as he slices into it, severing one of
its spear like arms. He's then going to slide in
place strike back at it again. I'm going to remove
grappled from him so that I don't have to deal
with that again and get out of here, little guy.
And then he's going to go hoop hoop, y'all.
Speaker 1: That is a seventeen to hit.
Speaker 13: And this.
Speaker 2: Is soon taking the final blow as he cuts apart
the final pause welder. And you all also see that
as the large pause, as the pole, the Polder troll,
the Wilder troll that had been the main source of
all of this had died, emanating from roughly where it
had stood when it died, you see the plant matter
that fills this tunnel begin to it begins to like
emaciate and dry out and start to die. And you
see that as the vines and wood that constitute this
tunnel begin to dry out and die, blood begins leaking
out from them as though it had been pumping through them,
which then immediately hits the ground, sizzles and burns away.
As the way forward is revealed, and on account of
the fact that it's forty minutes over when I wanted.
Speaker 1: Us to stop, whoopsie.
Speaker 2: As you guys all look down the tunnel with the
remains of this tunnel clot having gone away, you see
shining in the distance, a faint shimmer that you recognize
to likely be the glow of a coluand write of
the final one, I don't remember the two colors I
used before, but I'm pretty sure this is the green one,
because the previous two were purple and blue.
Speaker 1: Actually, this one might be the purple. I don't remember.
Speaker 2: There was two previously, and now it's the third color.
They match the ones in the skull and the logo
on the back of the thing, because that's what they are.
I'm going to show the audience these were the coluind
Rites the whole time. Okay, back and uh it was
always right there. As you guys see down the hallway
and you see the chamber, the colindrite chamber in the distance,
still in the dark, but not too far off. I
think we're going to very abruptly stop there this evening,
and we're going to come back to this on Saturday.
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super late and I want to let everyone get to
their stuff. I want to thank our players for playing
so late on this Tuesday evening. We went super duper long,
or not super long, but we started very late. We
had a bunch of technical difficulties so thank you guys
for pulling through and we'll see you guys on Saturday.
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