WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.759 The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. 2 00:00:02.960 --> 00:00:05.879 A good morning, Happy Wednesday. 3 00:00:06.040 --> 00:00:09.960 Yeah, I'm horrible night last night, horrible night, you guys. 4 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:13.480 Gra My daughter woke up one time first because their 5 00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:16.480 bed wasn't tucked in right. It's like, why bring that 6 00:00:16.519 --> 00:00:18.879 to my attention? Tuck the damn bed in yourself and 7 00:00:18.920 --> 00:00:19.760 don't wake me up. 8 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:20.559 There's one. 9 00:00:20.839 --> 00:00:22.640 And then the next time she woke up, it's like, 10 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:24.600 oh god, what is it? This time she had a 11 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:26.920 bloody nose, a blood everywhere, you. 12 00:00:26.879 --> 00:00:29.079 Guys, it was like a murder sea had to. 13 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:30.879 Take all the sheets off, throw them in the wash. 14 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:32.240 I mean, it's an entire time. 15 00:00:32.320 --> 00:00:32.960 That's the worst. 16 00:00:33.799 --> 00:00:36.479 What did she punching herself in the nose at nighttime? 17 00:00:36.799 --> 00:00:37.799 What's happening in there? 18 00:00:37.920 --> 00:00:39.920 She's like, Dad won't notice when I asked him, ask 19 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:40.799 him a simple question. 20 00:00:40.840 --> 00:00:42.119 So I got to step it up a notch. 21 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:44.359 Yeah, she's like, I already used the bed. 22 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:45.600 About waking up. 23 00:00:45.679 --> 00:00:48.679 Yeah, excuse, let me let me juice things up a bit. 24 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:50.799 Well, I have some good news. Not for you, Graham. 25 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:51.200 That sucks. 26 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:53.119 You're going to have an awful day, probably because of 27 00:00:53.159 --> 00:00:54.880 the start to it, but good news. 28 00:00:54.679 --> 00:00:56.520 For you listening more Disney tickets. 29 00:00:56.240 --> 00:01:00.719 Today seven and then eight twenty this morn morning, let's 30 00:01:00.759 --> 00:01:01.960 get to the first talk back. 31 00:01:01.799 --> 00:01:02.280 Of the day. 32 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:04.959 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 33 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:08.680 My phrase have finally been answered, justus. 34 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:11.640 I didn't think I get to. 35 00:01:11.640 --> 00:01:14.760 See the day. Thank you, Thank you. 36 00:01:14.879 --> 00:01:20.799 Jes wet for my butt. 37 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:25.439 Is the in Jurassic Park? Did you hear all this weird? 38 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:30.480 I think you said the toy which was an just 39 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:33.840 as well. Yeah, the Wild Thoughts podcast yesterday, Jess did 40 00:01:33.959 --> 00:01:36.959 say a swear word. Not convinced so weird? 41 00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:38.719 She said, it's so weird, It's. 42 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:41.439 Very awkward and weird. I mean her mom thought the 43 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:44.200 same thing when I emailed it to her. Can we 44 00:01:44.239 --> 00:01:46.560 call your mom and player play that clip for just 45 00:01:46.599 --> 00:01:47.079 to see. 46 00:01:46.879 --> 00:01:47.359 What she says? 47 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:50.040 You know, would she be upset if you cussed like 48 00:01:50.079 --> 00:01:51.439 as a grown woman, like you're. 49 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:58.319 No, yes, But I feel weird. 50 00:01:58.519 --> 00:01:59.400 I just feel weird. 51 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:01.159 Cussing, especially for any guys, because you guys know that 52 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:03.040 I don't do it often, so I know you're expecting 53 00:02:03.079 --> 00:02:04.319 it to sound weird. 54 00:02:04.599 --> 00:02:07.040 Which does has your mom ever heard he say a 55 00:02:07.040 --> 00:02:07.480 swear word? 56 00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:10.159 Do it right now? 57 00:02:10.639 --> 00:02:12.400 Why don't we get her on the phone and we 58 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:14.199 can love a couple of swear words at her, just 59 00:02:14.199 --> 00:02:15.319 see how he loves. 60 00:02:15.159 --> 00:02:15.960 To do that. 61 00:02:16.639 --> 00:02:17.960 She would hang up. 62 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:19.960 She actually would not answer the phone though. 63 00:02:20.400 --> 00:02:22.759 Going back to our Wild Thoughts podcast, which, by the way, 64 00:02:22.919 --> 00:02:24.719 if you're a sick oh and you're over eighteen, you 65 00:02:24.719 --> 00:02:26.840 would love it, but you got it, you really have 66 00:02:26.919 --> 00:02:29.800 to be over eighteen and don't tell our families or 67 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:31.439 parents about it either or our boss. 68 00:02:31.639 --> 00:02:31.840 Right. 69 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:35.159 So one of the other things we talked about, and 70 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:38.800 I'm do I even bring this up delicately. 71 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:40.199 I don't know where where you're going with this. 72 00:02:40.240 --> 00:02:44.319 But yeah, I mean carefully, it's nothing graphic. Okay, at 73 00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:45.960 least we won't we won't take it there. But one 74 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:48.199 of the things that I brought up yesterday on the 75 00:02:48.240 --> 00:02:50.759 Wild Thoughts podcast was me my man were walking into 76 00:02:50.759 --> 00:02:52.919 the mall the other day and a girl walks out 77 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:55.960 huge BBO. We're obviously looking like okay, like look at 78 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.560 her body, like okay, And then my man made a 79 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:01.719 comment he was like, I heard that bba E smell weird, 80 00:03:02.360 --> 00:03:05.120 And I'm like, how, what what about that would even 81 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:07.199 smell weird? Like I don't that doesn't even make sense 82 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:09.000 in my brain, Like I don't understand. 83 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:12.639 Okay, okay, is it is an odd stake, It's an 84 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:15.919 odd statement, but seems like he knows from experience. 85 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:18.919 Well I don't know if he knows from experience, but 86 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:20.439 he told me that he had heard from someone a 87 00:03:20.439 --> 00:03:21.000 long time ago. 88 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:22.520 Because I heard this is the first time I've heard 89 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:23.400 him bring that up. 90 00:03:23.719 --> 00:03:26.719 So then I get home later, you know, in the afternoon, 91 00:03:26.759 --> 00:03:29.240 I get a DM from our buddy Edgar without the haircut. 92 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:32.520 Oh, he says he's researched it. 93 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:34.120 He says, yes, they stink. 94 00:03:35.439 --> 00:03:37.599 I can't explain the smell, but it does have a smell, 95 00:03:37.599 --> 00:03:40.199 and I'm like, how you have to explain? He says, 96 00:03:40.199 --> 00:03:42.680 it's not horrible, it does make it kind of uncomfortable 97 00:03:42.719 --> 00:03:44.120 to do certain acts. He's like, I'm not going to 98 00:03:44.159 --> 00:03:47.560 get graphic, but if I were to describe this smell, 99 00:03:47.840 --> 00:03:49.840 it would be like if you ever walked into an 100 00:03:49.879 --> 00:03:53.599 old apartment and you get that humid smell. It's like that, 101 00:03:53.800 --> 00:03:55.960 or like a wet towel that didn't dry completely after 102 00:03:56.000 --> 00:03:59.159 a couple days, a little musty. 103 00:03:59.479 --> 00:04:00.520 How does that to know this? 104 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:04.560 That's hey? It message me back. How do you know this? 105 00:04:05.400 --> 00:04:07.680 I mean, hopefully he's not calling out his current lady. 106 00:04:07.919 --> 00:04:11.560 You know who does does he know you were going 107 00:04:11.599 --> 00:04:12.159 to talk about this. 108 00:04:13.159 --> 00:04:16.560 I don't think it's about his Why I didn't. 109 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:20.519 I'm that mission back and I said I still have questions. 110 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:22.279 I said, you have my permission to be more graphic 111 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:24.160 because I need to know more about it. 112 00:04:24.279 --> 00:04:25.399 You need more details as well. 113 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:28.879 Anyways, this is getting weird. 114 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:30.720 Yeah, it is. Thank you for taking it there. 115 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:33.000 You are very welcome. 116 00:04:32.839 --> 00:04:35.519 The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. 117 00:04:35.839 --> 00:04:40.160 Time for the four things you need to heads up 118 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:42.000 on to start your day. 119 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:46.040 All right, Tens of thousands of University of California workers 120 00:04:46.079 --> 00:04:50.279 from two different unions are now on strike starting today, protesting, 121 00:04:50.959 --> 00:04:55.000 protesting unfair at labor practices, so people with appointments that 122 00:04:55.079 --> 00:04:57.759 like you see, get submission bay. Basically, this could potentially 123 00:04:57.759 --> 00:05:00.879 disrupt daily operations at all you see camp this, hospitals, 124 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:04.480 and you know labs statewide. The strike will go through 125 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:05.800 the end of tomorrow. 126 00:05:06.240 --> 00:05:09.120 Stand with our workers. The Warriors are going streaking. 127 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:12.839 Last night they easily pounded the Hornets a Chase Center 128 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:14.240 one twenty eight to ninety two. 129 00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:15.480 They've now won four games in a. 130 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:18.439 Row and they've been revitalized by the addition of Jimmy Butler. 131 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:20.519 Last night's win was also a milestone win for the 132 00:05:20.560 --> 00:05:23.240 Warriors franchises. They became just the fifth team in NBA 133 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:26.639 history to win three thousand regular season games. Now, the 134 00:05:26.639 --> 00:05:28.360 Warriors are going to hit the road next to take 135 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:31.680 on the Orlando Magic That games tomorrow at four o'clock night. 136 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:34.439 You go, go, mit, yeah, go, met didn't see any 137 00:05:34.439 --> 00:05:36.600 fog this morning, but maybe because I was asleep. 138 00:05:36.639 --> 00:05:39.519 Did you guys see any No? Okay, perfect clear skys 139 00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:40.000 for today. 140 00:05:40.079 --> 00:05:42.319 Highs will be in the high sixties, with some areas 141 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:43.399 reaching the low seventies. 142 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:46.199 And enjoy the next day while it's here. There is 143 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:47.480 some rain, and the forecast for this. 144 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:50.240 Weekend it's going to be warm today, real warm today. 145 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:53.120 I like, Hey, John shaved my leg, Oh my leg? 146 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:57.279 Hey, Jimini best say that today's gonna be an eight 147 00:05:57.839 --> 00:06:04.319 travel entices, but expect deviations and changes. Advance preparation beats spontaneity, 148 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:05.279 study and. 149 00:06:05.399 --> 00:06:06.920 Research your travel options. 150 00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:10.759 I love that for you. I guess all right, we 151 00:06:12.199 --> 00:06:15.879 have tickets for Rolling Loud. Just hang on a second, 152 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:16.360 hold on. 153 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:18.120 We don't have a ton of help on the phone, 154 00:06:18.160 --> 00:06:20.519 so we do have those tickets on standby. In a 155 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:23.040 few minutes, we will officially open up the phone lines first, 156 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:25.240 something we do every Wednesday. 157 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:27.600 Are cool or not? List? Can I go first? 158 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:27.959 Sure? 159 00:06:28.759 --> 00:06:30.519 So you guys, I got three kids. 160 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:35.480 Never in my cool life has a mom or like, 161 00:06:35.639 --> 00:06:38.439 have I experienced what's been happening this week? And now 162 00:06:38.600 --> 00:06:41.560 I want to know if any of the parents mom specifically, 163 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:49.319 have experienced this. Okay, my daughter, Kelly's she's two, two 164 00:06:49.319 --> 00:06:53.639 and a half ish, she has reached the slap. 165 00:06:53.399 --> 00:06:57.040 In my boob's face. Oh, she just comes up and 166 00:06:57.120 --> 00:06:59.839 she's slapping them around a couple of punching bags. That's 167 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:00.639 that's all. 168 00:07:01.319 --> 00:07:04.639 That's just her thing, okay, and like carrying her around 169 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:06.920 the house. We can be out in public and boom, boom, 170 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:08.920 she just starts like slapping them around. 171 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:11.399 She said that she thinks they're balloons. 172 00:07:11.959 --> 00:07:15.000 Well, that's like a compliment, right. 173 00:07:15.160 --> 00:07:19.040 Has this happened to anyone else because my other two No, 174 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:23.360 they never used them like a little nod cake slapped around. 175 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:25.240 Nope, not that I remember. 176 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:28.759 And I feel like that would be something I would remember. Yeah, 177 00:07:29.480 --> 00:07:31.519 this is gonna be a cool Well, I'd be saying cool. 178 00:07:31.920 --> 00:07:33.600 It sounds like hi, it's not cool. 179 00:07:33.800 --> 00:07:35.399 It's a cool phase. So you. 180 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:39.120 Said your other ones didn't. Was this because that was 181 00:07:39.279 --> 00:07:41.000 prior to you getting them done? 182 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:43.639 It was prior to me getting them done. But I 183 00:07:43.720 --> 00:07:46.560 also I still had some yeah here, but they were 184 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:47.040 still there. 185 00:07:47.639 --> 00:07:49.279 Just harder for them to slap because they were down 186 00:07:49.319 --> 00:07:49.920 there by the ground. 187 00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:52.720 Yeah, but actually easier access you could reach it from 188 00:07:52.759 --> 00:07:53.120 the ground. 189 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:56.120 Oh they were kicking them maybe, And now your daughter's 190 00:07:56.160 --> 00:07:57.800 slapping them different. 191 00:07:57.959 --> 00:07:59.399 And do you say something to her? 192 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:00.600 I won't. 193 00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:03.040 I have to stop laughing first, because it was kind 194 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:03.399 of funny. 195 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:06.759 Oh that's the kiss of daph If you've laughed one time, 196 00:08:06.839 --> 00:08:09.160 it's something they've done, they'll remember it years later and 197 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:10.680 still do it because I think you thought it was fine. 198 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:12.519 I don't want her doing that in public. For one, 199 00:08:12.560 --> 00:08:14.000 I don't need those things bouncing around. 200 00:08:14.319 --> 00:08:16.600 And two sometimes it hurts killing you. 201 00:08:16.959 --> 00:08:19.000 You know, you screw yourself by laughing. Though. 202 00:08:19.519 --> 00:08:22.399 Also, if she ever gets carried by somebody else, what 203 00:08:22.480 --> 00:08:26.279 if she starts lapping theirs like, oh, the balloons look 204 00:08:26.360 --> 00:08:27.000 like my mom's. 205 00:08:27.160 --> 00:08:30.399 Wow, my mom has these same balloons. 206 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:34.960 So never that reason, not. 207 00:08:36.639 --> 00:08:37.919 That reason? Very cool? 208 00:08:38.440 --> 00:08:42.600 No, All right, Graham, what do you guys think cool 209 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:46.000 or not getting a set of dog stairs. 210 00:08:45.679 --> 00:08:47.799 Or a ramp that goes up to your bed. 211 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:50.720 That's so cute. Cool, I. 212 00:08:52.279 --> 00:08:55.440 Look hambone our dogs. She's getting old. She's gonna be 213 00:08:55.480 --> 00:08:58.440 eleven in a couple of months. His golden retriever. And 214 00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:00.720 we got a new mattress. Now that it's a little hot, 215 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:03.600 you know, it's a lot thicker than our previous mattress, 216 00:09:03.759 --> 00:09:05.759 and so do you hell thick? 217 00:09:06.080 --> 00:09:06.840 It is hell of thick. 218 00:09:06.919 --> 00:09:08.720 It's one of those ones that comes in a box, 219 00:09:08.799 --> 00:09:10.360 you know, and you're like, where's the mattress? 220 00:09:10.399 --> 00:09:11.200 And then you open the thing. 221 00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:13.360 It's like, yeah, You're like, how did that thing fit 222 00:09:13.440 --> 00:09:13.879 in the bottom? 223 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:15.559 I don't I'd love to see how they do that. 224 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:18.279 So tight these like a like a steamroller or something 225 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:22.679 down that far, but it has actual springs in there too, 226 00:09:23.000 --> 00:09:25.000 Like how does the you have to really. 227 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:26.879 Compact for them under of the world. 228 00:09:27.039 --> 00:09:29.720 Nobody knows anyway, But now she hass and she sleeps 229 00:09:29.759 --> 00:09:31.519 in the bed with us at night, but she gets 230 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:34.320 in and out of the bed at night. She decides 231 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:35.639 I'm gonna go lay on the ground, and then I 232 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:37.320 want to get back in. Well, when she wants to 233 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:39.440 get back in. Now that the bed's a little bit 234 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:41.919 too tall, she can jump up there, but I think 235 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:43.840 she chooses not to. Then she sits next to the 236 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:48.399 bed and goes, what about like until I wake up? 237 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:50.320 And then I get out of bed and I pick 238 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:51.799 her up and I set her in the bed. 239 00:09:52.039 --> 00:09:55.200 What about like a big fluffy, comfy doggy bed next 240 00:09:55.240 --> 00:09:55.720 to your bed? 241 00:09:56.399 --> 00:09:58.759 She doesn't want that. She wants to sleep in the bed. 242 00:09:59.360 --> 00:10:02.200 And the problem as now she gets in and out 243 00:10:02.240 --> 00:10:04.240 of the bed like twice in the night. Now I'm 244 00:10:04.279 --> 00:10:07.480 getting woken up twice to lift my dang dog back 245 00:10:07.559 --> 00:10:11.879 into the bed, which is stupid, I know, But what 246 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:12.279 do you do. 247 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:14.279 I've seen the I've seen the ads where it's like 248 00:10:14.639 --> 00:10:17.200 a little ramp thing or a little stairs thing. Do 249 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:19.480 you think my wife wants something like that in the room? 250 00:10:19.519 --> 00:10:22.120 And they are not cute. There is nothing cute about 251 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:24.320 having a ramp that goes up to your bed. 252 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:27.320 For your dog dog stairs. No, that's cute, it's not. 253 00:10:27.720 --> 00:10:29.200 Look up the things they look stupid. 254 00:10:29.679 --> 00:10:30.120 Get one. 255 00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:32.919 My boyfriend's mom has one for their little dog because 256 00:10:33.279 --> 00:10:36.480 it has like back problems on there on his back. 257 00:10:36.440 --> 00:10:38.919 Legs, and so he's like struggling to get up the 258 00:10:38.960 --> 00:10:39.639 little couch. 259 00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:48.279 But it's like the stairs and that'd be so cute. 260 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:52.799 Little boots, little sleep boots, so you can. 261 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:56.799 Hear the stairs sleep cats too. And it's like, you know, 262 00:10:57.000 --> 00:11:01.200 like the triangles and like wall of end is not cool. 263 00:11:01.720 --> 00:11:02.919 And I don't call what to do. 264 00:11:04.600 --> 00:11:06.399 About one of those bench things that you put at 265 00:11:06.440 --> 00:11:08.120 like at the end of your bed. It's like decor. 266 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:10.080 But she can still jump on that and then get 267 00:11:10.120 --> 00:11:10.519 up on the bed. 268 00:11:10.679 --> 00:11:12.519 I threw that out to my wife last night dinner. 269 00:11:12.519 --> 00:11:15.519 I was like, what about a bench something, because otherwise 270 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:17.080 I got to come up with something temporary that can 271 00:11:17.159 --> 00:11:19.519 either like fold down and slide unto the bed so 272 00:11:19.519 --> 00:11:21.480 it's not there all the time. Or I said, what 273 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:24.440 about a bench something permanent? Apparently that is not part 274 00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:26.159 of the design aesthetic in this room. 275 00:11:26.200 --> 00:11:28.159 I feel like that is your fault, Graham. You've already 276 00:11:28.639 --> 00:11:30.799 showed your wife that you can build anything. So now 277 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:32.759 she's like, okay, well then build me some stairs, build 278 00:11:32.759 --> 00:11:34.679 me this, build me that you can do it. You 279 00:11:34.759 --> 00:11:37.480 can build something that she that is to her aesthetic. 280 00:11:38.279 --> 00:11:38.639 I can't. 281 00:11:38.679 --> 00:11:40.720 She doesn't want a piece of furniture thing down there 282 00:11:40.799 --> 00:11:43.080 next to the bed. She doesn't want anything else to 283 00:11:43.159 --> 00:11:46.600 make something that like can fold up and then slide onto. 284 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:48.320 The bed, saying this is your fault for proving to 285 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:50.639 her that you can make literally anything. So now she's 286 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:52.159 just going to be demanding things for the rest of 287 00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:52.600 your life. 288 00:11:52.679 --> 00:11:56.519 I don't make dog stairs. I don't want to make 289 00:11:56.639 --> 00:11:57.399 dog stairs. 290 00:11:57.799 --> 00:12:01.000 This is stupid, but I do need it. I have 291 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:03.000 to have something because I need a better night's sleep. 292 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:05.279 I'm tired of getting woken up twice by the dog, 293 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:07.279 and then last night twice by my daughter. 294 00:12:07.519 --> 00:12:09.440 That's too many wake ups. I don't get enough sleep. 295 00:12:09.559 --> 00:12:10.840 It's the worst, Selena. 296 00:12:10.919 --> 00:12:12.879 Remember when Graham made you feel bad for not letting 297 00:12:12.879 --> 00:12:14.600 your dog sleep in your bed, And I'll look at him. 298 00:12:15.200 --> 00:12:17.120 Oh, once she's in there, though, Oh it's the best. 299 00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:19.159 See I want her in there the hence why I 300 00:12:19.279 --> 00:12:22.120 wake up and lift her in like a good dog dad. 301 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:24.559 I pick her up, and I put the sixty five 302 00:12:24.799 --> 00:12:27.559 pound hairball right into the pillow next to me, and 303 00:12:27.639 --> 00:12:29.080 then I wake up coated in fur. 304 00:12:29.559 --> 00:12:33.240 Yeah, it's the best, but it makes sense for you 305 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:34.720 and your wife because you said you guys sleep like 306 00:12:34.720 --> 00:12:37.639 a pencil. I'm like opposite side. Yes, you have all 307 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:40.720 the rooms. Plenty of room in there for Hambone. 308 00:12:40.440 --> 00:12:43.240 The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine. 309 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:45.679 Before we get to the one major way to tell 310 00:12:45.799 --> 00:12:49.639 that your bumble match is just not feeling you or 311 00:12:49.799 --> 00:12:52.320 the situation, before we get to that Graham dilemma in 312 00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:53.240 the Herbert Household. 313 00:12:53.799 --> 00:12:56.240 Yeah, my dog's getting old and she's waking me up 314 00:12:56.279 --> 00:12:59.240 at least twice a night to lift her into the bed. 315 00:12:59.320 --> 00:13:01.159 I don't know why she gets out. Just stay in 316 00:13:01.360 --> 00:13:03.399 if you want to keep getting back in. And I 317 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:05.279 was like, shit, is it cool or not to get 318 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:08.240 one of those ramps or some dog stairs or something. 319 00:13:08.639 --> 00:13:12.759 I think the morn this talkback is for Graham. Graham, 320 00:13:12.840 --> 00:13:15.600 I really do you recommend getting those dog stairs because 321 00:13:15.639 --> 00:13:17.679 when she starts getting older, it's going to be more 322 00:13:17.679 --> 00:13:22.519 difficult for you. Speaking from personal experience, they really help out. 323 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:24.120 But once you do get them, they're gonna have to 324 00:13:24.120 --> 00:13:26.200 train her to go up and down the stairs or 325 00:13:26.240 --> 00:13:28.679 the ramp, which might take some time. But yeah, I 326 00:13:28.799 --> 00:13:31.559 recommend the dog stairs or the ramp. All right, guys, 327 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:33.440 have a great day. It's this Amy and Marvel the 328 00:13:33.480 --> 00:13:36.600 Wonder Dog calling from San leantro bye bye. 329 00:13:36.759 --> 00:13:37.279 Thank you for that. 330 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:39.399 I get it it would be a help to her. 331 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:42.639 But also I never pictured myself as a dog stairs 332 00:13:42.720 --> 00:13:44.799 or ramp in the bedroom kind of person. I just 333 00:13:44.919 --> 00:13:47.240 it doesn't you know, really meet with what the vision 334 00:13:47.320 --> 00:13:49.879 of that room was. And this house I just built, 335 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:52.720 so I need something. If anyone knows anything better that can, 336 00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:54.759 like collapse and slide under the bed or. 337 00:13:54.759 --> 00:14:00.840 Something, elevator I do. Long as they collapsed as it 338 00:14:00.919 --> 00:14:03.200 goes under the bed, that's fine. She can ride the elevator, 339 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:05.440 or as long as she doesn't wake me up at 340 00:14:05.519 --> 00:14:07.559 night to lift her in. Very cool. 341 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:09.879 I'm fine with it, all right, Graham, what do you have? 342 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:10.399 All right? 343 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:14.919 So this guy who's a dating expert or whatever, I 344 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:17.360 don't know, use that term very loosely, but you posted 345 00:14:17.399 --> 00:14:19.399 a video on TikTok saying this is the way you 346 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:23.720 can absolutely gauge a woman's interest in you. So you 347 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:27.320 match with somebody on bumble or Tinder or wherever. Here's 348 00:14:27.360 --> 00:14:30.120 how you can tell if they are actually really interested 349 00:14:30.159 --> 00:14:32.480 in you. You have you ask them to drive to 350 00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:36.039 where you live, your side of town. So you meet somebody, 351 00:14:36.840 --> 00:14:38.879 let's say here in the Bay Area. They live in 352 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:41.639 somewhere like I don't know, somewhere awful like Hayward And 353 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:48.480 you ask me, Kitty Haywardians I'm joking, Selena lives there. 354 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:50.360 But say you live a couple, you know towns or 355 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:51.720 cities apart, you're in the Bay Area. 356 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:55.320 You gauge their interest by asking them to drive to 357 00:14:55.600 --> 00:15:00.039 your town or whatever and meet you somewhere there. And 358 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:02.960 he says that if they say no, I'm not really 359 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:06.039 interested in driving to you, there you go. That's your answer, 360 00:15:06.519 --> 00:15:08.679 he says, quote if they if they give you that answer, 361 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:12.720 you're done with them. Quote charger to the game? Wow, 362 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:18.960 what does that mean? Charger to the games? Okay, so 363 00:15:19.399 --> 00:15:21.240 I did want to ask you that, he said a 364 00:15:21.320 --> 00:15:22.919 lot of people in the common song, Well why not? 365 00:15:23.480 --> 00:15:26.759 What's the big deal about driving, you know, meeting her 366 00:15:26.919 --> 00:15:29.120 where she's at? And he says, if you do that 367 00:15:29.320 --> 00:15:32.639 one time, you're always going to be dating on her terms. 368 00:15:32.919 --> 00:15:35.279 You have to put your foot down otherwise you'll always 369 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:36.279 be dating on her term. 370 00:15:36.320 --> 00:15:39.120 See this is that I don't like m M and 371 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:41.559 why not meet in the middle, because I feel like 372 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:44.000 the guy is automatically ruling her out for not wanting 373 00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:46.519 to go all the way to him, but he's doing 374 00:15:46.559 --> 00:15:47.080 the same thing. 375 00:15:47.039 --> 00:15:48.120 And not going all the way to her. 376 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:50.399 I'm assuming that you do at some point, but it's 377 00:15:50.519 --> 00:15:53.879 an initial gauge of whether or not this person is 378 00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:56.879 interested in you. Do you guys think if you were 379 00:15:56.919 --> 00:15:59.080 into a guy and he said, come meet me over here, 380 00:15:59.600 --> 00:16:01.960 if you into them, would you drive across town or 381 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:03.919 across a couple of cities or whatever. 382 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:04.600 To see them? 383 00:16:05.120 --> 00:16:07.519 I would if I was really into them. I'm not 384 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:08.480 thinking that deep about it. 385 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:10.440 I just want to see this person and when we're 386 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:11.480 getting charged to the game. 387 00:16:11.559 --> 00:16:15.720 But yes, when me and my husband first started talking, 388 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:17.720 we met on Tinder, if you don't know, and he 389 00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:19.240 lived in San Jose. 390 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:22.879 I'm in Hayward our very first time, you know, meeting 391 00:16:22.919 --> 00:16:25.360 and hanging out. He did come to me. We hung 392 00:16:25.440 --> 00:16:27.679 out in Oakland, so he went all the way to Oakland. 393 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:29.759 But after that, I want if I wanted to see him. 394 00:16:29.759 --> 00:16:32.360 I mean, we weren't, like you know, very far into 395 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:34.720 our relationship, but I didn't mind going to San Jose 396 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:36.759 to you to go see him or to go out 397 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:37.399 to eat or whatever. 398 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:38.639 But I I'm glad I did. 399 00:16:38.799 --> 00:16:41.600 But I think that's part of that is because he 400 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:44.879 established that he wasn't like, hey, you need to come 401 00:16:44.919 --> 00:16:47.440