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<v Speaker 1>And Lee wants someone's ass. Oh yeah, this is all

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<v Speaker 1>here season one. Yeah, he wants he wants ass. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a rate and he wants ass. Lee probably got a

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<v Speaker 1>phone call from Andy after season one and he's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>focus groups testing that it's off the chart.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they they love you saying those.

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<v Speaker 1>Three things yeah, and then he proceeded to do ten

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<v Speaker 1>seasons of that.

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<v Speaker 2>God damn it. Welcome up Bold, the Patreon exclusive recap

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<v Speaker 2>of season one of Below Deck. My name is Dyllan.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm settled up next to one Patrick kick permission to

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<v Speaker 2>come to board the board. I know. Are your eyes?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, they're great?

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<v Speaker 1>We have more important It's I'm taking antibiotics. I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>the mend. What are you so defensive about? Well, why

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<v Speaker 1>can't I mock free show? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, not last show. I said, we've got an

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<v Speaker 2>issue here. You thought I was attacking your eyes. I

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<v Speaker 2>said your coffee is too far away you can't even

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<v Speaker 2>drink it. Oh okay, why don't we get to out

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<v Speaker 2>what we're trying to do? And the same thing is

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<v Speaker 2>happening right now? How are you going to drink your

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<v Speaker 2>coffee when it's a mile and a half away from here?

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<v Speaker 1>I've drank half that coffee. You said it had four

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<v Speaker 1>shots of expresso in it. I'm trying not to have

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<v Speaker 1>my heart explode. I've had health.

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<v Speaker 2>Issues this week. Yes, all right, so we are here

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<v Speaker 2>to break down all of Pat's ailments and season one

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<v Speaker 2>of Below Deck. Now we've already done two episodes of this,

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<v Speaker 2>but tonight we are here to break down a lost

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<v Speaker 2>episode titled not Lost Married. The episode is titled Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>That's a dude, Dude. And yes, we are in a

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<v Speaker 2>Red Ray Bradbury kind of horror because this episode has

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<v Speaker 2>been banned from public viewing.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go to any streaming service to buy a

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<v Speaker 1>season of Blowdeck or buy season one, it will say

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<v Speaker 1>this episode's unavailable, and it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't say Ray Bradbery Fahrenheit for the one tip horror,

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<v Speaker 2>because that was more of a kind of totalitarian, ominous

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<v Speaker 2>burning of knowledge and stuff like that. This is rightly

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<v Speaker 2>so kept from public eye because it is so transphobic. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I would argue that this is the Below Deck franchise

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to be part of the cool kid club,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's one of those things where you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not one of us, because were the producers of

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<v Speaker 2>Below Deck and the people over at Bravo. Were they

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<v Speaker 2>not to have banned this or shut down public viewing

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<v Speaker 2>of it, there would be no criticism received at all

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<v Speaker 2>because no one is watching it. No one is trying

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<v Speaker 2>to watch episode three of season one of Below Deck.

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<v Speaker 2>This episode could be up available and no one would

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<v Speaker 2>batten Eye, not a single tweak would be sent. Everything

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<v Speaker 2>would be in order. But alas it is hidden like

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<v Speaker 2>Smoug's treasure. We had to dig through the Internet to

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<v Speaker 2>try to find it, and it was in two parts

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<v Speaker 2>on someone's Facebook page on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, for those who want to watch the episode, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>how do we direct them to find said facebook?

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<v Speaker 2>You google it? Google it, It'll take you to google

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<v Speaker 2>Below Deck Season one, episode three, Dude That's not a dude, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>or dude that's a dude dude, and it'll pull up

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<v Speaker 2>the Facebook watch part one and part two. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>only place on the internet you can find it. There

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<v Speaker 2>are multiple Reddit threads saying where is this? So maybe

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<v Speaker 2>there is a serious appetite for it. But the reason

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<v Speaker 2>why this episode is banned is because mainly of cj

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie's got some moments in here, Eddie's got some moments

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<v Speaker 2>in here too. But there is a a drag queen,

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<v Speaker 2>a transgender woman on I don't know, she's not in drag,

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<v Speaker 2>she's just a transgender woman at a club that the

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<v Speaker 2>loser primaries pick up and take back to the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>And the amount of transphobia that ensues, mocking them because

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<v Speaker 2>they're fucking a dude, dude calling her a she mail.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all reading stuff. I mean, it's really really revolting

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<v Speaker 2>stuff from under educated sea rats. Now, we could still

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<v Speaker 2>face these problems in twenty twenty three because of the

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<v Speaker 2>pool that we're pulling from their sea rats. But in

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<v Speaker 2>two thousand and seven there was no chance that this

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't not going to happen. Well, it's twenty thirteen, to

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<v Speaker 2>be fair.

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<v Speaker 1>We've come a long way in ten years, Dylan, So, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty thirteen was only twelve years after Dick Cheney orchestrated

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<v Speaker 1>nine to eleven, right, so it was still a very

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<v Speaker 1>young nation of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so guys, if you want to join us on

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<v Speaker 1>this voyage, I think this might be on the free feed.

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<v Speaker 1>Give you a little taste of what we'll be doing

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<v Speaker 1>behind the paywall. I'll post a link in our Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>group another below Deck podcast on Facebook a link of

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<v Speaker 1>this episode, so you guys can watch it, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you can hear Dylan.

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<v Speaker 2>And I recap it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So, oh, Dylan, I want to point out by

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<v Speaker 1>our coverage already of our two episodes that we did

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<v Speaker 1>that we started months ago, and we were gonna just

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<v Speaker 1>do season one, season two and just keep doing it

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<v Speaker 1>for fun. Then below Deck and Bravo decided they were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna pull this bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do with the parent teacher conference?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna wear shades? Yeah, I'm gonna wear shades.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna tell them you have an eye? They're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to sell something here. We're obsessing on my eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, God forbid you ever have an ailment,

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<v Speaker 1>I will make your life out.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have an ailment. What is it? I have

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<v Speaker 2>a vestigial tail back to business.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, watch along and then go to Patreon, dot com,

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<v Speaker 1>Slash another podcast network to hear us cover this. The

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<v Speaker 1>news media outlets have already picked up our coverage. We

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<v Speaker 1>had Sam from season one on. She's totally said. The

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<v Speaker 1>producer and creator of below Deck was full of s

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<v Speaker 1>saying that they had walked out after episode one where

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Eyelash got caught doing coke. The producer creator of

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<v Speaker 1>the show Below Deck had said they the entire cast

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<v Speaker 1>had said, we're not gonna take part of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam came on our podcast said that's a major bs.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for not swearing.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. And anyway, so we're breaking news stories, even

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<v Speaker 1>from content that was created ten years ago. So go

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<v Speaker 1>to Patreon dot com, Slash another podcast network to hear

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<v Speaker 1>us recap season one of Below Deck.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear the Supreme Court turned down the sackler's payout?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what that is. Okay, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>kind of news we're breaking on this show. Important stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's get into the scorned episode for good reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat how many puts? Okay? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan, I don't know if you've noticed this. Because we've

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<v Speaker 1>covered a lot of Below Deck over the years. This

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<v Speaker 1>first season has a lot of guess coverage. We have

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Eyelash and all those fautogs that we're gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>to a modeling shoot. Of course, it was never happened

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<v Speaker 1>because they got caught doing cocaine and Lee turned the

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<v Speaker 1>main primary his name is Lawrence, and his friend John

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<v Speaker 2>We spend a lot of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Dare I say fifty percent of the camera time is

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<v Speaker 1>on the charter gas, fifty percent on the sea rats.

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<v Speaker 1>And I actually liked that kind of proportions or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>the word is percentages of coverage. Now in modern times

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<v Speaker 1>with Below Deck it is ninety five percent Sea rats,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we occasionally get a little coverage of people

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<v Speaker 1>that paid to have incompetence thrust upon them. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>miss the old below Deck because the charter guests are

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<v Speaker 1>interesting as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not as interesting as they were in the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well they're not interesting now because who in their

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<v Speaker 1>paying charter guess and then let anything of your character

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<v Speaker 1>be shown on TV?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Bravo's there to ruin lives. This was in the

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<v Speaker 2>heyday of reality television where people were like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>we're in the heyday of reality television now, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a golden age of horror on television right now. But

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<v Speaker 2>people back in twenty thirteen, I mean, this was the shit.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you couldn't get popular on TikTok, you couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>get popular on Instagram. You had to go on below

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<v Speaker 2>deck if you were talentless in a scumbag and no

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<v Speaker 2>people flocked to this vessel and were confident that.

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<v Speaker 1>They be in in respectful hands as far as production

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get into pots now to think that the somebody

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<v Speaker 2>named Lawrence who and I know that you do a

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<v Speaker 2>beard dye, but you do a great job with a

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<v Speaker 2>beard dye. Thanks, Lawrence looks like he sharpened his face.

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<v Speaker 2>Lawrence and his group of losers go out to numerous

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<v Speaker 2>bars and talk about their proficiency with bagging bitches. They

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<v Speaker 2>are turned away even by strippers. They are even spers

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<v Speaker 2>hate them. They are so repulsive. They are such dorks.

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<v Speaker 2>They talk about how experienced they are. At one point,

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<v Speaker 2>Lawrence tells Kad that he is so masterful in this

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<v Speaker 2>transgender woman or some nonsense like that. It was shocking

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<v Speaker 2>how transparently awful these people are, but the transparency was wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>Ninety Pots. I went to college with a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, amazing episode. I think I'd give it ninety knots.

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<v Speaker 2>The Emperor has no clothes. You're a loser, dude. I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't care less that you can afford this boat. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get to it, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>The episode begins with an early version of the preference

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<v Speaker 1>sheet meeting, and back in the day, they weren't all

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<v Speaker 1>just sitting in some little area.

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<v Speaker 2>The preference sheet meeting. I gotta say, what a market

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<v Speaker 2>area of improvement. I mean, not only are they putting

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<v Speaker 2>a lot more time and energy into the production of

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<v Speaker 2>the preference sheet, but the actual tangible medium of the

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<v Speaker 2>preference sheet has improved exponentially. This is just a picture

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<v Speaker 2>a birthday, maybe a zodiac sign, and then a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of quite literally empty lines underneath where there should be

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<v Speaker 2>important information. Well, yeah, there were no algies list.

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<v Speaker 1>Allergies listed just to mandate that these guys want to

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<v Speaker 1>fucking keep the party going.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's it. They're just there to party. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>The actual preference sheet does come a little later, with

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<v Speaker 1>the printed out headshots and whatnot, but at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>this is it, doesn't you can see that production. They're

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<v Speaker 1>still figuring things out how this is all going to

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, these guys want to bring the party from

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<v Speaker 2>the club to the boat, and we'll see that take

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<v Speaker 2>place later in the opening.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I've often bitched Dylan as we recap these things

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<v Speaker 1>when you have and by the way, we don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of grouping, and we've seen it, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>not there's not a lot of it. Five single guys

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<v Speaker 1>coming on wanting to party and bring girls they meant

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<v Speaker 1>from the club back to a yacht. Because that's how

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<v Speaker 2>More or not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bunch of people that barely know each other

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<v Speaker 1>that were able to cobble together like twenty eight thousand

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm happy that it's just a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>people who are well off and want to spend money

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<v Speaker 2>that they don't have on this vacation. Some woman took

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<v Speaker 2>out alone, yeah, to see five scumbag loser dorks who

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<v Speaker 2>belong in a local game store before a yacht. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't even belong there. Local game stores are beautiful places

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<v Speaker 2>for heartsick, earnest people who just love the game. These

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<v Speaker 2>guys don't love anything. Well, they do like one thing,

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<v Speaker 2>what buss. Oh yeah, I'm happy though that the sh

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<v Speaker 2>show doesn't have these kinds of vacations anymore, because One,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a little rapie and when I when I say

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<v Speaker 2>a little rapie, I mean a lot of rape. Two,

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<v Speaker 2>it's too pathetic, it makes it gives you the ick,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's and it's too profound a nick. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, uh, did you draw your beard on? Kind

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<v Speaker 2>of ick. It's just really really gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Sam's excited, she disagrees. She's happy to have five

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<v Speaker 2>Are really open to fucking the guests this season.

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<v Speaker 1>I miss that too openly. Sam's like she's got her

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<v Speaker 1>eye on one of the guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So it's Dave's birthday. He did porn, Yes, he did.

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<v Speaker 2>Sex works real work. Sex work is real work. But

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<v Speaker 2>he is a little bashful, especially given he's having a

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, actually, isn't it Trevor initially that gives

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<v Speaker 1>him don't we get like a little skypephone call here?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is that no? No, no, this is just Dave. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is just Dave talking about Trevor, and Porcupine's like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up with Trevor? And he is like it was

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<v Speaker 2>lovet first sight. And then Porcupine, being a corn fed

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<v Speaker 2>hamhowk of an American? Porcupine says what does he do?

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<v Speaker 2>And Dave says independent stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Dylan slightly a little bit off there. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>he's in the entertainment industry. Okay, now, which that's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of spectrum in that occupation entertainment industry. On one end,

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<v Speaker 1>you can make balloon animals out of fifth grader's birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Are already going to say, you could be SpongeBob yelling

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<v Speaker 2>at kids on Hollywood Boulevard.

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<v Speaker 1>On the other end of the spectrum, three cocks in

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<v Speaker 1>in the entertainment industry.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say those are the ends of the spectrum.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say that's a slice of the spectrum that's

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<v Speaker 2>quite close together. I would say probably being Wolverine screaming

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<v Speaker 2>at children on Hollywood Boulevard is one side, and than

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<v Speaker 2>Marco Robbie is the other, but not the three cocks

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<v Speaker 2>in the ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, in this case, the entertainment industry is in fact

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<v Speaker 1>porn and there's no judgment there because sex work is

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<v Speaker 1>real work.

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<v Speaker 2>So the guests want organic dark beer, they're vegan, and

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<v Speaker 2>they like women, Eddie says, So there are a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of chauvinistic pricks, Eddie. One, calm down. Two. They're worse

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<v Speaker 2>than you could have ever imagined.

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<v Speaker 1>Although Dell, I have to point out it's nice to

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<v Speaker 1>know that scorn for paying customers was a constant in

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<v Speaker 2>I love that this early on, they really revel in.

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<v Speaker 2>So he says he likes organic dark beer and they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>good luck getting that, you fucking piece of fucking shit,

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<v Speaker 2>and they all start laughing. They don't care about sourcing

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<v Speaker 1>And I also love the confusion over a very very

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<v Speaker 1>under what is it unknown name as a greyhound? Oh okay, cocktail?

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<v Speaker 1>I love you brought this cocktails. I say it's in

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<v Speaker 1>the top twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, maybe top fifty, but it's definitely People in

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<v Speaker 2>the service industry should know what a greyhound is. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not a dog, because that doesn't make any sense, right. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they wouldn't just say I would like a greyhound. That'd

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<v Speaker 2>be harder to source in the goddamn organic dark beer. No,

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<v Speaker 2>he's talking about grape root and vodka. Very simple cocktail.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it vodka or gin? Grapefruit vodka? A little clipsid,

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<v Speaker 2>I think, okay, maybe there's some citrus. I don't even know. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not a sea rat. So the guests come aboard,

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<v Speaker 2>they're all ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you're not the only one saying that. Cat's not impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>Either they're too short or too gay, and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>A scam, a scam. I love that. Cats like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Cat's like, wow, the wool was really pulled over my eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>You're working. What are you talking about? What are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Hugh Hefner. But also just the free wheeling, UNPC parlance

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<v Speaker 2>of these sea rats. Kat's like, this guy looks gay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna fuck him. He looks like a gay lord.

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<v Speaker 2>But they they step up and they immediately begin just

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<v Speaker 2>being disgusting people.

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<v Speaker 1>Case in point, I think it's primary Lawrence here. He

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<v Speaker 1>says they tried to score some vagina at the night

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<v Speaker 1>club the night before. It didn't go well, yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>they're losers, right right right, But they they're ready to

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<v Speaker 1>get a quote unquote grip of girls and play some

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, so this is one of the things that

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<v Speaker 2>is so shocking about their transparency and confidence, given how

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<v Speaker 2>big of losers they are. They're boasting or speaking openly

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<v Speaker 2>and confidently about how they couldn't get any pussy the

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<v Speaker 2>night before, but they're talking about it like they had

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<v Speaker 2>a harem of women to choose from. And then Kat

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<v Speaker 2>steps up to give them some drinks and she's talking

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<v Speaker 2>to them about the boat, the way the vacation is

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<v Speaker 2>going to go, and Lawrence just begins staring at her

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<v Speaker 2>tits and smiling. She notices that he's staring at her

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<v Speaker 2>tits and he says, you're very well in dowed in

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<v Speaker 2>that position. That's right. Someone smash a bottle over this

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<v Speaker 2>guy's hat. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to remind the audience if you watch the episode,

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie and Porcupine at some point are talking and I

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad about calling him porcupine Head, but that hair

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<v Speaker 1>is just god awful. Porcupine points out to Eddie, or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe all the.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys porcupine Head is better.

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<v Speaker 1>Porcupine Head says, they're all guys here, They're probably going

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<v Speaker 1>to be handsy. We need to look out for the girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Porcupine never saw another season.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he didn't. I don't think it's because of that comment.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's because he's an asshole and rather homophobic.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh, come on, you never got a You never

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<v Speaker 1>got a didn't get a second season because you're an asshole.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about Lee, you got ten. He's a real asshole. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but yes, this was very dare I say, asha, like

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<v Speaker 2>he knew exactly and how could you not? When these

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<v Speaker 2>guys come aboard the vessel, you go, we gotta be

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<v Speaker 2>careful because they're just not good people. So Lee's docking,

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<v Speaker 2>someone comes through the exit way. God damn it. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>so he is very very pissed off about this whole thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and it reminds me of the Montgomery boat brawl. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you seen this?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Is this? What's happening now?

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<v Speaker 1>What is there? Like a bunch of people fighting or something? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't watch the news. What do you mean, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like watching the news. You watch local news?

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<v Speaker 2>Not really, not anymore? Oh really local five r KTL.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're having some issues with I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>they turned off the channel. Actually it doesn't because of

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<v Speaker 1>the strike some kind of negotiations going on. They won't

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<v Speaker 1>give us our normal morning news show. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>watched the Food Network.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm, okay, m hm, got it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all propaganda, Dylan, what is got news? Everyone has

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<v Speaker 1>an agenda?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you say the Food Network is propaganda? Not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Big Bobby Flay has a lot of say

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<v Speaker 2>and what goes in and what goes out? He loses

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<v Speaker 2>half the time. Well, so did January Jones. M she

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<v Speaker 2>got a beautiful child though from it from Bobby. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The wife's mad at Bobby because she says he's a cheater. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Bobby is. Bobby's a hound dog. Hey, can I talk

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<v Speaker 2>about something the show? Yeah, what's your favorite Bobby Flay recipe?

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<v Speaker 1>Only?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know he's pretty good at that. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that tex meac stuff. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He beat a guy recently. Well I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>old the episode is.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, do you mean a guy working his entire life

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<v Speaker 2>at one? Yeah? Yeah, he beat that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Bobby had said, I've never made this before,

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<v Speaker 1>the first time he makes it, he beats the pants

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<v Speaker 1>off this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a talented chef man very much.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you make.

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<v Speaker 1>It was some kind of it involved, which I despise

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<v Speaker 1>pork skewers, like they just taste like grease to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And Bobby beat the ship out of him, despite the

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<v Speaker 1>fact Busy Phillips was on his ass the entire time,

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<v Speaker 1>distracting him.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, right, right, Bobby Phillips learned how to make a

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<v Speaker 2>mole verde and went and beat the guy whose grandmother

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<v Speaker 2>taught him the recipe when he was five, right, And

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<v Speaker 2>then that guy and they don't show this on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>but he killed himself because if that guy could come

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<v Speaker 2>in and skewer a something that has you know how

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<v Speaker 2>they say energy has matter to it, you know, your

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<v Speaker 2>thoughts have matter, that kind of familial beauty could mean

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely nothing in a heartbeat. Uh huh, you'd fuck it? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what else is the point of living? There is?

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's the thing that makes you feel uniquely human,

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<v Speaker 2>like you have a soul and a spirit. And then

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<v Speaker 2>comes Bobby Flay and he says, no, no, no, actually that

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<v Speaker 2>means absolutely nothing. He's essentially a computer. Maybe you're right

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<v Speaker 2>about that character. Well, anyway, let's talk about another character. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The guests just start impromptu, just jumping off the side

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<v Speaker 1>of the boat and it's pretty high up there. I

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<v Speaker 1>could like break your back if you land on the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong part of your body.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, and Lee very different Captain Lee back then,

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<v Speaker 1>less of a hard ass with plane tickets in his pocket,

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<v Speaker 1>more of a more passive.

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<v Speaker 2>Only been an hour and.

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<v Speaker 1>They're jumping like cockroaches, like at a pest control convention.

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<v Speaker 2>I love being on TV. Lease killing it. Where's my vodka?

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<v Speaker 2>I love the bottle. I'm a drunk, So Lisa drunk?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you do all that?

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<v Speaker 1>No, hides the bottles up there. You're not supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be drinking on charter. You're a captain, your jerk.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we gotta be careful because this is beyond Patreon

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<v Speaker 2>right now, all right, right, but we may release it

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<v Speaker 2>in the future and you can't just go saying stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I have someone who could cooperate that, right, But it's

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<v Speaker 2>all alleged.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I think if you say allegedly at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of something, you're you're in the clear.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's why aj Benza did that podcast. Yeah, Sharon

422
00:23:50.240 --> 00:23:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Stone's a total whore. I heard it from a guy

423
00:23:53.799 --> 00:23:55.960
<v Speaker 2>fucked her in the ass didn't even know her. She's

424
00:23:56.000 --> 00:24:05.920
<v Speaker 2>a total whore allegedly. Oh god, that doesn't that's still

425
00:24:06.039 --> 00:24:09.279
<v Speaker 2>quite nasty. You know, Bob Evans told me when I

426
00:24:09.319 --> 00:24:16.519
<v Speaker 2>was a young man. All Right, so.

427
00:24:17.559 --> 00:24:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Lee's got a He's gonna park the boat. I have

428
00:24:20.759 --> 00:24:23.000
<v Speaker 1>to tell you this was harrowing. He's got seven feet

429
00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:24.880
<v Speaker 1>on each side of the boat. And I think someone

430
00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:28.519
<v Speaker 1>refers to as a very expensive machine. And this is

431
00:24:28.519 --> 00:24:30.960
<v Speaker 1>when we get our first goddamn it out of Lee.

432
00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:35.759
<v Speaker 1>Son of a bitch, and Lee wants someone's ass. Oh yeah,

433
00:24:35.799 --> 00:24:39.319
<v Speaker 1>this is all here season one. Yeah, he wants he

434
00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:43.640
<v Speaker 1>wants ass. He's a rate and he wants ass. Lee

435
00:24:44.039 --> 00:24:46.400
<v Speaker 1>probably got a phone call from Andy after season one

436
00:24:46.480 --> 00:24:49.359
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, hey, focus group's testing that it's off

437
00:24:49.400 --> 00:24:53.279
<v Speaker 1>the chart. Yeah, they love you saying those three things.

438
00:24:53.559 --> 00:24:55.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then he proceeded to do ten seasons of

439
00:24:55.880 --> 00:25:01.680
<v Speaker 2>that goddamn it. Imagine he's sitting next to his wife.

440
00:25:01.519 --> 00:25:04.799
<v Speaker 1>They're in Florida, whatever shithole they live in, yeah, and

441
00:25:04.839 --> 00:25:08.519
<v Speaker 1>he's like here it, gosh, that's right here, goddamn it.

442
00:25:08.559 --> 00:25:11.519
<v Speaker 2>And then she's like, wow, honey, that's awesome. Yeah yeah,

443
00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:16.200
<v Speaker 2>and then they eat fucking stone crab, but bad stone crab.

444
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:18.599
<v Speaker 2>And they get diarrhea the next day. But at least

445
00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:21.440
<v Speaker 2>they're together. That's right. Oh, by the way, Lee.

446
00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:23.759
<v Speaker 1>At some point he says, some little boat, I guess,

447
00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:26.319
<v Speaker 1>some little skipper boat or something just flies by them

448
00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:28.039
<v Speaker 1>as they're trying to leave the doc.

449
00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:31.720
<v Speaker 2>And he says, and I quote, I want to pounce

450
00:25:31.759 --> 00:25:36.519
<v Speaker 2>someone until they can't see. Okay, you old fuck.

451
00:25:36.720 --> 00:25:38.759
<v Speaker 1>A sixth grader could fucking take you out. I'd like

452
00:25:38.799 --> 00:25:40.599
<v Speaker 1>to see you try and pound someone till they're blind.

453
00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:43.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you think at this time a sixth grader, he's

454
00:25:43.720 --> 00:25:47.119
<v Speaker 2>still quite virile. I think a sixth grader could take

455
00:25:47.160 --> 00:25:51.319
<v Speaker 2>him out. Yeah, what do you mean, like Shaquille O'Neal

456
00:25:51.359 --> 00:25:53.759
<v Speaker 2>in sixth grade? No, just your run of the mill

457
00:25:53.839 --> 00:25:57.519
<v Speaker 2>sixth grader. I was pretty tiny in sixth grade. I

458
00:25:57.519 --> 00:26:00.599
<v Speaker 2>don't think I could beat him. M I think you could.

459
00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:05.799
<v Speaker 2>I was a dirty fighter. Yeah, I tell her. If

460
00:26:05.839 --> 00:26:08.079
<v Speaker 2>I was the coach for the sixth grader, I'd say

461
00:26:08.079 --> 00:26:12.720
<v Speaker 2>go for the knees. Oh, throw a front kick to

462
00:26:12.720 --> 00:26:17.079
<v Speaker 2>the knee, hyper, extend it, zip around him quick. I

463
00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:19.200
<v Speaker 2>mean he's gonna be thinking he's fighting the flash. That's

464
00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:23.160
<v Speaker 2>how you're gonna move. You know, his knee is gonna

465
00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:25.480
<v Speaker 2>be very hurt and flamed and swelling. Go for the

466
00:26:25.519 --> 00:26:27.839
<v Speaker 2>other knee, that'll take him to the ground. Then I

467
00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:29.400
<v Speaker 2>want you to go for the eyes. I want you

468
00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:31.960
<v Speaker 2>to really go for anything you can grab onto. Rip

469
00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:35.400
<v Speaker 2>his cheeks apart, rip his nose apart, and then elbow

470
00:26:35.440 --> 00:26:37.160
<v Speaker 2>him to the back of the brain stem. Shut the

471
00:26:37.279 --> 00:26:55.599
<v Speaker 2>entire thing down. Okay, like super vicarious silence. Just heard

472
00:26:55.599 --> 00:27:01.720
<v Speaker 2>our last episode. The mom calls the principle and she's like, Hi,

473
00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:06.160
<v Speaker 2>I had a conversation with my son about what coach Anthony.

474
00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:17.119
<v Speaker 2>He said something about Captain Lee's a show called Below Deck.

475
00:27:18.039 --> 00:27:21.440
<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of it. My son is not allowed

476
00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:22.319
<v Speaker 2>to watch television.

477
00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:29.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anyways, anyways, okay, so as the guest chat about

478
00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:32.400
<v Speaker 1>the Majesty of the Views of the Caribbean, they discuss

479
00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:34.200
<v Speaker 1>what their.

480
00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:36.079
<v Speaker 2>Best job, the best job he's ever had?

481
00:27:36.680 --> 00:27:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh, right, right, right, and then the primary shares he's

482
00:27:39.240 --> 00:27:42.960
<v Speaker 1>a sperm donor. Great apparently got paid forty buckets a shot.

483
00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:46.839
<v Speaker 2>I think he was overpaid. But again, we have more

484
00:27:46.839 --> 00:27:50.599
<v Speaker 2>of this like Loser Hubris, where he's like, I got fired,

485
00:27:50.680 --> 00:27:58.319
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't come anymore. It's like it's like he has

486
00:27:58.359 --> 00:28:02.000
<v Speaker 2>a golden desert eagle in his hands while he's saying

487
00:28:02.079 --> 00:28:06.640
<v Speaker 2>all of these super embarrassing things about himself. He's so pathetic,

488
00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:11.119
<v Speaker 2>this guy. All right, so we have this really sweet David.

489
00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:14.559
<v Speaker 2>This this guy Trevor. Trevor.

490
00:28:14.640 --> 00:28:16.559
<v Speaker 1>Yep, he skypes Dave and he wants to wish him

491
00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:19.240
<v Speaker 1>a happy birthday. And boy, this is a I haven't

492
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:21.319
<v Speaker 1>seen birthday planning like this even remotely.

493
00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:24.519
<v Speaker 2>It's really wealthy, sweet. Yeah, he gives him a little

494
00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:27.759
<v Speaker 2>cake and then he pulls down the sign and it's

495
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:32.599
<v Speaker 2>happy anniversary and he proposes to him. So sad they

496
00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:35.759
<v Speaker 2>broke up in twenty nineteen. And it's so sad that

497
00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:39.240
<v Speaker 2>depending on the state, I don't know that this really

498
00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:40.440
<v Speaker 2>would have worked back then.

499
00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:44.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh two thousand and nine, the last got changed really federally,

500
00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I think.

501
00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:50.799
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Okay, thanks Obama, seriously though, thank you.

502
00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:54.079
<v Speaker 1>I do want to say I was a little pissed

503
00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:56.960
<v Speaker 1>the night that it got overturned. I was on Century

504
00:28:57.000 --> 00:28:59.519
<v Speaker 1>Boulevard and why would you consider that?

505
00:28:59.519 --> 00:29:01.839
<v Speaker 2>I guess Hollywood. When people protest, there's a lot of

506
00:29:01.920 --> 00:29:03.640
<v Speaker 2>j protests, and I got blocked.

507
00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I almost killed people pulling a Yui and driving

508
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:08.119
<v Speaker 1>on a sidewalk.

509
00:29:08.839 --> 00:29:11.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you were like, what's going on? They were like,

510
00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:13.319
<v Speaker 2>they turned down our right to marriage. You were like,

511
00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:19.319
<v Speaker 2>I got nachos. They're supposed to be crispy. If you

512
00:29:20.839 --> 00:29:23.960
<v Speaker 2>fucking people keep jumping around all gay and stuff, and

513
00:29:23.960 --> 00:29:26.519
<v Speaker 2>I agree, these things are gonna get soggy. And then

514
00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:28.880
<v Speaker 2>you started running people over softly like you were in

515
00:29:28.920 --> 00:29:31.119
<v Speaker 2>a golf cart. All right, So.

516
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:38.599
<v Speaker 1>Eddie, congratulations, uh, congrats, congratulates Dave. I want to say this,

517
00:29:39.640 --> 00:29:44.079
<v Speaker 1>there's this weird thing where the language and the joking

518
00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:46.240
<v Speaker 1>around and a little bit of that, you get a

519
00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:51.759
<v Speaker 1>sense of condon what is it condescension from both CJ.

520
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:55.160
<v Speaker 2>Porcupine and Eddie the mill staff here.

521
00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:58.880
<v Speaker 1>Yet we have to mention they are very supportive of

522
00:29:59.119 --> 00:29:59.799
<v Speaker 1>of Dave.

523
00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:02.000
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, yeah, yeah, until Dave says that he did

524
00:30:02.039 --> 00:30:04.119
<v Speaker 2>gay porn, and then Porcupine head is like, I'm out

525
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:09.319
<v Speaker 2>these guys. He's in the marines man. Yeah.

526
00:30:09.359 --> 00:30:12.240
<v Speaker 1>By the way, personal story I've shared another podcast. The

527
00:30:12.279 --> 00:30:14.599
<v Speaker 1>only time that I've ever been trapped with the male

528
00:30:14.599 --> 00:30:17.640
<v Speaker 1>who wanted to fuck my young body was with a marine.

529
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:23.240
<v Speaker 2>Listen. Ever, marines are gay. Everybody knows that all right,

530
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:28.079
<v Speaker 2>So we move on to dinner and the roles are divided.

531
00:30:28.160 --> 00:30:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Now Ben has nothing to do but screen British nonsense.

532
00:30:31.720 --> 00:30:34.960
<v Speaker 2>This entire first couple of episodes. They really don't highlight

533
00:30:35.000 --> 00:30:39.640
<v Speaker 2>his feud, his food at all. So we immediately sucked

534
00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:43.839
<v Speaker 2>down dinner and then we head out and David and

535
00:30:44.039 --> 00:30:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Eddie are designated as the wingmen for this group of losers. Yes,

536
00:30:50.319 --> 00:30:52.279
<v Speaker 2>now they're going to hit the shore and they're going

537
00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:53.759
<v Speaker 2>to try and pick up chicks.

538
00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Now, Dave's a little judge here because Dave meant his

539
00:30:57.319 --> 00:31:02.160
<v Speaker 1>it's noted, meant his future partner or partner on an

540
00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:04.920
<v Speaker 1>adult film set, you know, Okay, so he shouldn't be judging.

541
00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:08.160
<v Speaker 1>He says, you're not going to find marriage material girls

542
00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:13.000
<v Speaker 1>at a strip club. Yeah, you wouldn't find them to

543
00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:15.119
<v Speaker 1>you know, take home to mom and dad.

544
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:18.920
<v Speaker 2>You found marriage material and chatsworth.

545
00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Well on a film set where someone's asshole was being

546
00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:23.440
<v Speaker 1>treated like a French onion dip at a super Bowl.

547
00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:27.079
<v Speaker 2>Party, you know what I mean? No, explain that you're

548
00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:33.559
<v Speaker 2>always dip it in there, you know anyway, or baby carrots.

549
00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:38.519
<v Speaker 2>I love a French dip, you know what, though.

550
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:40.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to go near any communal food moving forward,

551
00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:43.319
<v Speaker 1>because that Dodger dog nearly killed me and obviously that's

552
00:31:43.400 --> 00:31:44.599
<v Speaker 1>mass produced shit.

553
00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:47.319
<v Speaker 2>I will say this about the French onion dip. It

554
00:31:47.480 --> 00:31:51.319
<v Speaker 2>has to be cold. It is not a it is

555
00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:54.240
<v Speaker 2>not a lukewarm food. It's too much sour cream for

556
00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:57.599
<v Speaker 2>it to be a lukewarm food. It has to be cold. Yeah,

557
00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:02.359
<v Speaker 2>I agree, there's something very disc inserting when something reaches,

558
00:32:03.200 --> 00:32:06.519
<v Speaker 2>you know, sixty five degrees and it's got that much.

559
00:32:06.359 --> 00:32:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Col I've never gone to a Super Bowl party or

560
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:11.680
<v Speaker 1>a party any party for that matter, where the dips

561
00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:14.680
<v Speaker 1>are being chilled. Sure, I guess you could just put

562
00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:16.839
<v Speaker 1>them in a bowl with some ice and then you

563
00:32:16.839 --> 00:32:18.680
<v Speaker 1>put it, set it on top. I think I got

564
00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:21.079
<v Speaker 1>a shark tank million dollar idea coming down.

565
00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:23.759
<v Speaker 2>I think so too, because people and it can have

566
00:32:23.799 --> 00:32:26.599
<v Speaker 2>the versatility of the sponge Daddy both heating and warming

567
00:32:26.599 --> 00:32:30.319
<v Speaker 2>the dips. Because there is not a spectrum with dip.

568
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:33.119
<v Speaker 2>It should either be cold or it should be hot.

569
00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:37.759
<v Speaker 2>Name a dip that works better lukewarm than cold or hot.

570
00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:40.799
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't exist. It is a great point. You want

571
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:41.599
<v Speaker 2>to work on this idea?

572
00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:44.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe should cut this out out of anybody to

573
00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:45.160
<v Speaker 1>steal it from us.

574
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:49.960
<v Speaker 2>We'll call it the dip daddy. It'll cool you off

575
00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:55.200
<v Speaker 2>heat yep. I like it. Of course. Who's that witch

576
00:32:55.240 --> 00:33:00.119
<v Speaker 2>on there that hates everybody? Barbara? I don't like you,

577
00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:03.359
<v Speaker 2>you know, I don't like you. I'm here swing an idea.

578
00:33:03.559 --> 00:33:08.319
<v Speaker 2>You like me, you don't like me? We walk into

579
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:12.039
<v Speaker 2>we walk into the tank. There we go. We're here

580
00:33:12.079 --> 00:33:18.079
<v Speaker 2>to present a revolution in hospitality. And we can use

581
00:33:18.519 --> 00:33:20.720
<v Speaker 2>broad strokes language like that because it's that big of

582
00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:22.599
<v Speaker 2>an idea. Oh yeh yeah, I got one. You go.

583
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:28.559
<v Speaker 2>We're the new disruptors. Uh ha ha. And then we say, Barbara,

584
00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:31.319
<v Speaker 2>don't need to hear it from you, you angry bitch.

585
00:33:31.480 --> 00:33:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Just keep your mouth shut. We don't want your money.

586
00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:38.599
<v Speaker 2>I don't like you. I don't like you either. I

587
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:46.960
<v Speaker 2>don't like you either. You talk like Harvey Dent. Anyway. Meanwhile, Cat,

588
00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:50.720
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean is that one part of

589
00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:52.440
<v Speaker 2>her face is the only part that moves.

590
00:33:52.640 --> 00:33:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Yes, there if all right? So I'm obsessed with shark tank.

591
00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:58.599
<v Speaker 1>She has this little vein above her.

592
00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:01.039
<v Speaker 2>Let's not tear apart a woman's features.

593
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:03.599
<v Speaker 1>I agree, although she's really mean. One time, one woman

594
00:34:03.680 --> 00:34:07.599
<v Speaker 1>was in there selling cookies and the recipe came from

595
00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:10.559
<v Speaker 1>her dead grammy, and she began weeping as she was

596
00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:11.280
<v Speaker 1>doing her pitch. J.

597
00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Barber was like, I don't like you. I never cry

598
00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:20.320
<v Speaker 2>in business. Yeah yeah, yeah, stop talking like Popeye. But also,

599
00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:23.280
<v Speaker 2>you know, these people get taken for a fucking ride.

600
00:34:23.519 --> 00:34:26.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I just covered it. Remember one of my

601
00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:29.719
<v Speaker 2>favorite deal, Yeah, Diamon's Damon's ribs.

602
00:34:29.880 --> 00:34:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it was Aymon's microwavable ribs fucking suing the

603
00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:37.400
<v Speaker 1>shit out of Damon. Yeah, because they tried to spinning

604
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:39.599
<v Speaker 1>off of like a little business with food trucks.

605
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Damon did not like that. What kind of fucking equity

606
00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:45.639
<v Speaker 2>deals are these cats striking? I'll give you five percent

607
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:49.599
<v Speaker 2>for five grand? It's like, what.

608
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Five percent you wish? I've never seen a deal five

609
00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:54.320
<v Speaker 1>percent more like thirty yeah?

610
00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:57.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I'll give you fifty thousand dollars for seventy

611
00:34:57.599 --> 00:35:02.960
<v Speaker 2>five percent of your company. Done. All right, enough shark

612
00:35:03.000 --> 00:35:06.039
<v Speaker 2>tank talk. We've got to get to what are we talking?

613
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:06.360
<v Speaker 2>All right?

614
00:35:06.440 --> 00:35:09.880
<v Speaker 1>So meanwhile, Kat the born CJ and Sam are flirting

615
00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:13.239
<v Speaker 1>and Sam's type on the charter is John.

616
00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:16.239
<v Speaker 2>She likes John. Oh yeah, thick piece of cock. So

617
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:22.119
<v Speaker 2>we head to the strip clubs. Yeah, and Lawrence, who

618
00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:24.360
<v Speaker 2>is a loser, says, we'll be back in two minutes,

619
00:35:24.800 --> 00:35:29.480
<v Speaker 2>more like four hours. You are a You were a

620
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:34.400
<v Speaker 2>walking can of mace to women. No one wants to

621
00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:39.000
<v Speaker 2>go near you for fear their eyes will burn. The

622
00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:44.800
<v Speaker 2>strippers immediately go up to Eddie and David, and Eddie

623
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:50.239
<v Speaker 2>gets quite a little bit of juge from this. He goes,

624
00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:54.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't think these guys are very attractive because the

625
00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:59.400
<v Speaker 2>strippers are coming up to me and Dave Eddie. Attraction

626
00:35:59.519 --> 00:36:02.880
<v Speaker 2>in a club really doesn't mean a lot. It means zero.

627
00:36:03.280 --> 00:36:04.760
<v Speaker 2>It means they think you were a bigger mark.

628
00:36:04.840 --> 00:36:07.039
<v Speaker 1>Quite honestly, they thought those guys were too cheap to

629
00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:08.280
<v Speaker 1>not waste their time on them.

630
00:36:08.440 --> 00:36:12.119
<v Speaker 2>They saw you as the sucker, right because they didn't

631
00:36:12.159 --> 00:36:15.679
<v Speaker 2>want to do that much work, and they saw kind

632
00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:17.719
<v Speaker 2>of a little dweeb and they were like, I could

633
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:20.559
<v Speaker 2>dance on that guy for fifteen seconds, in charge him

634
00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:24.199
<v Speaker 2>seventy five dollars, and move on with my life. So

635
00:36:27.239 --> 00:36:29.639
<v Speaker 2>you can't get confident in yourself. You can't allow a

636
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:32.239
<v Speaker 2>stripper to give you confidence in yourself. It's all a lie.

637
00:36:32.280 --> 00:36:33.599
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Eddie.

638
00:36:34.079 --> 00:36:38.639
<v Speaker 1>You want to talk about a angry former employee of Bravo.

639
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Eddie's pissed. Eddie got done raw. They used

640
00:36:43.480 --> 00:36:47.199
<v Speaker 2>him up and spit him out, all right. So David

641
00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:50.840
<v Speaker 2>correctly says that these guys sound like rapists when they

642
00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:52.519
<v Speaker 2>go a do you want to come back to my boat?

643
00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:56.039
<v Speaker 2>These guys are just fucking disgusting. They of course strike out,

644
00:36:56.079 --> 00:36:58.079
<v Speaker 2>and then we had to Bliss where Lawrence NAB's the

645
00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:01.320
<v Speaker 2>lady from South Paulo. They say two people are coming back.

646
00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Porcupine says are they male or female? And rather, he

647
00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:10.400
<v Speaker 2>says are they of the male or female species? Which

648
00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:14.000
<v Speaker 2>is this weird thing where it's like, do you guys

649
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:17.320
<v Speaker 2>know what you're trying to do with this? Why would

650
00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:21.559
<v Speaker 2>you ask that question? Are you an alien? What's going on? Yeah?

651
00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:23.880
<v Speaker 2>This is where it starts, and this is where the episode.

652
00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:28.039
<v Speaker 1>I think it was problematic, but it was typical gross

653
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:31.360
<v Speaker 1>male frat boy bullshit talk. And this is where the

654
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:34.639
<v Speaker 1>language kind of changes and some people might be offended

655
00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:35.039
<v Speaker 1>by this.

656
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:38.239
<v Speaker 2>Dylan and I are just recapping it. Okay, we're just

657
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:41.840
<v Speaker 2>dealing with the source benefic. We've condemned these people for

658
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:44.559
<v Speaker 2>you know, much less than this, so it's going to

659
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:45.159
<v Speaker 2>ratchet up.

660
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, this is when CJ notes one of the guest

661
00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:49.039
<v Speaker 1>dates is a dude.

662
00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Yeah, So we get to the jacuzzi, one of

663
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:56.039
<v Speaker 2>the fat dork says, I want to see you two

664
00:37:56.199 --> 00:38:04.559
<v Speaker 2>naked in here. It's amazing that, Like, I don't know,

665
00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:07.400
<v Speaker 2>you have to be so much more wealthy than this

666
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:10.400
<v Speaker 2>to just command women to get naked.

667
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't think you should have there should that

668
00:38:12.519 --> 00:38:14.559
<v Speaker 1>should be the barometer for being able to be.

669
00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:16.880
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, that's just the truth of the matter. It

670
00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:19.000
<v Speaker 2>should never be done, and it's always creepy when it

671
00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:22.559
<v Speaker 2>is done. But you have to be You can't charter

672
00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:25.079
<v Speaker 2>a yacht and demand this. You have to own the

673
00:38:25.199 --> 00:38:29.320
<v Speaker 2>yacht to demand this. You know. Bezos shit, yeah, of course,

674
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:32.559
<v Speaker 2>because Jeff Bezos strings up their families and then says,

675
00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:35.519
<v Speaker 2>you know, I wanted to take on vacation. Jeff Bezos

676
00:38:35.559 --> 00:38:41.840
<v Speaker 2>does awful things, including data mining. You know, have you

677
00:38:41.920 --> 00:38:44.119
<v Speaker 2>ever seen a David Blaine do a magic trick in

678
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:47.480
<v Speaker 2>front of Jeff Bezos? I think I did. It's really weird.

679
00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:53.519
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Bezos is like, oh, how did you do that? Like,

680
00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:56.320
<v Speaker 2>oh God, are you more of a cock than you

681
00:38:56.400 --> 00:39:00.800
<v Speaker 2>are human. He looks like a giant, giant cock on

682
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:08.079
<v Speaker 2>on testosterone. So CJ is the worst offender of transphobia

683
00:39:08.199 --> 00:39:08.840
<v Speaker 2>on this episode.

684
00:39:08.880 --> 00:39:11.079
<v Speaker 1>What's odd about this is, dare I say he is

685
00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:14.760
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with the idea that he thinks that these are

686
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:15.960
<v Speaker 1>in fact obsessed.

687
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:20.480
<v Speaker 2>He has to go and it becomes his mission to

688
00:39:20.800 --> 00:39:24.800
<v Speaker 2>warn the crew or the guests that they've pulled back

689
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:26.159
<v Speaker 2>a freak.

690
00:39:26.480 --> 00:39:29.480
<v Speaker 1>He does something that I kind of have a lot

691
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:31.519
<v Speaker 1>of contempt for with people, which is I don't know

692
00:39:31.519 --> 00:39:34.599
<v Speaker 1>if it were at this point, but he basically John

693
00:39:34.760 --> 00:39:39.000
<v Speaker 1>leaves with the two girls yea, and CJ does this thing.

694
00:39:39.000 --> 00:39:41.400
<v Speaker 1>He goes to the guys that are remaining in the

695
00:39:41.440 --> 00:39:44.440
<v Speaker 1>JACUZI say, hey, look, man, I don't want to I

696
00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:47.599
<v Speaker 1>don't want to say anything, you know, but I.

697
00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:53.440
<v Speaker 2>Think that that's a dude. Yeah dude, yeah, dude, yeah,

698
00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:55.920
<v Speaker 2>three dudes. Due. It means it's serious when you do

699
00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:58.320
<v Speaker 2>three dudes. Yeah, I don't want to say thing.

700
00:39:58.360 --> 00:39:58.519
<v Speaker 1>You know.

701
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:02.320
<v Speaker 2>You think CJ could get through a Harry Potter book.

702
00:40:02.800 --> 00:40:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

703
00:40:03.519 --> 00:40:06.039
<v Speaker 1>By the way, CJ himself gotten a little hot water

704
00:40:06.119 --> 00:40:09.519
<v Speaker 1>after filming this. There's a few uh uh, what do

705
00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:10.719
<v Speaker 1>you call it where they take a picture of you

706
00:40:10.760 --> 00:40:11.480
<v Speaker 1>when you go to jail?

707
00:40:11.880 --> 00:40:12.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

708
00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:15.239
<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, yeah, he's got a domestic Uh what do

709
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:15.679
<v Speaker 1>they call it?

710
00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:23.519
<v Speaker 2>Domestic? He punched his girlfriend? Okay, yeah, yeah, CJ's not

711
00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:27.719
<v Speaker 2>a good guy. You can tell that he's uh, you

712
00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:31.239
<v Speaker 2>can tell that the crows are significantly more intelligent than him,

713
00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:34.760
<v Speaker 2>just by just two three episodes of television.

714
00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, yeah, he's pretty limited. I will say this, Dylan.

715
00:40:38.079 --> 00:40:41.239
<v Speaker 1>And so when this episode got buried, I'm trying there's

716
00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:43.840
<v Speaker 1>multiple reasons why it could be buried, but sometimes you'd

717
00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:46.239
<v Speaker 1>have to ask the people that buried it to fully

718
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:50.880
<v Speaker 1>grasp what was the line in the sand. Because when

719
00:40:50.920 --> 00:40:53.880
<v Speaker 1>they go when CJ tells Lawrence and the remaining guests

720
00:40:53.880 --> 00:40:56.159
<v Speaker 1>because John stole the two girls and brought him down

721
00:40:56.199 --> 00:40:58.800
<v Speaker 1>into his cabin, and they say, yeah, I think it's

722
00:40:58.840 --> 00:41:02.400
<v Speaker 1>a guy, they kind of take it pretty well. Yeah,

723
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:05.519
<v Speaker 1>not the way that you'd think, like, oh, she's fucking

724
00:41:05.599 --> 00:41:06.320
<v Speaker 1>beat it, like.

725
00:41:06.320 --> 00:41:10.159
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was coming. Instead, Lawrence is kind of like, well,

726
00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:12.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, what are you gonna do? Right?

727
00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Lawrence? I think I think Lawrence would have been

728
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:17.519
<v Speaker 1>okay with whatever.

729
00:41:18.159 --> 00:41:21.639
<v Speaker 2>Eh, Lawrence is a very desperate man. So when you

730
00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:25.400
<v Speaker 2>when the last time you came was barely and then

731
00:41:25.440 --> 00:41:29.920
<v Speaker 2>you got fired from being a sperm donor, you really

732
00:41:29.960 --> 00:41:34.239
<v Speaker 2>aren't sure what your sexuality is. You've come into contact

733
00:41:34.320 --> 00:41:36.000
<v Speaker 2>with nobody in two decades.

734
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:39.079
<v Speaker 1>So Lawrence, by the way, I do have a quote here.

735
00:41:39.239 --> 00:41:44.679
<v Speaker 1>Upon being informed that possibly the guy he's really attracted

736
00:41:44.719 --> 00:41:47.840
<v Speaker 1>you might have a penis, he says, well, she's either

737
00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:50.400
<v Speaker 1>the hottest model in Brazil or she's a man.

738
00:41:53.119 --> 00:42:01.920
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't say she's neither. She's neither. Yeah, so let's

739
00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:05.400
<v Speaker 2>move on to the next day. Next CJ continues with

740
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:11.920
<v Speaker 2>his fetishization of the freak. He's like, hey, Sam, I'm

741
00:42:11.960 --> 00:42:14.199
<v Speaker 2>really sorry to tell you, but the guy you're into

742
00:42:14.679 --> 00:42:19.440
<v Speaker 2>fucked a fucking guy last night. And she's like, no way.

743
00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:24.119
<v Speaker 2>And then she's doing these these talking heads and Sam's like,

744
00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:29.199
<v Speaker 2>CJ's probably fucking with me. John's way too great to

745
00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:31.960
<v Speaker 2>fuck a freak with a dick and a dress, you know,

746
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:35.639
<v Speaker 2>like everyone on this boat is so and another hit

747
00:42:35.800 --> 00:42:36.159
<v Speaker 2>is uh.

748
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Lawrence theorizes that John is nowhere to be found and

749
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:43.119
<v Speaker 1>he probably has to hit the SDD clinic.

750
00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:47.840
<v Speaker 2>YI, so Dave tells the gang about his past. Porcupine

751
00:42:47.840 --> 00:42:49.639
<v Speaker 2>Pet is not happy about this.

752
00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:51.639
<v Speaker 1>Well, I want to say, did you see hear how

753
00:42:51.639 --> 00:42:52.920
<v Speaker 1>they met?

754
00:42:53.440 --> 00:42:55.239
<v Speaker 2>They met on a porn site.

755
00:42:54.920 --> 00:43:02.840
<v Speaker 1>But the theme was a vampire movie. No Ver suck You.

756
00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:05.679
<v Speaker 1>No pun intended, that's the actual title.

757
00:43:05.719 --> 00:43:07.639
<v Speaker 2>I no, no, no, I know what you said. But they

758
00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:12.480
<v Speaker 2>met on a vampires Oh right, yeah right, nas Verse

759
00:43:12.480 --> 00:43:20.079
<v Speaker 2>suck you. Yeah. I mean these are really I don't

760
00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:28.320
<v Speaker 2>know what's worse, like Night of the Living Dicks or

761
00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:29.679
<v Speaker 2>On Golden Blonde.

762
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:32.119
<v Speaker 1>You know that was a beloved movie on Golden Pond

763
00:43:32.119 --> 00:43:35.079
<v Speaker 1>as a young man really yep. Jane Fonda, her father,

764
00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:40.280
<v Speaker 1>Henry Fonda, Catherine Hepburn. There's a film about a boy

765
00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:42.800
<v Speaker 1>and his growing into a man in a summer trying

766
00:43:42.800 --> 00:43:45.159
<v Speaker 1>to catch a fish I think called Albert or whatever.

767
00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:49.440
<v Speaker 1>But then I dug through my parents' closet while they

768
00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:52.760
<v Speaker 1>were away, and I pulled out a VHS tape titled

769
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:53.840
<v Speaker 1>On Golden Blonde.

770
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

771
00:43:54.320 --> 00:43:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my first experience with pornographic material. Wish they hit

772
00:43:57.880 --> 00:43:59.760
<v Speaker 1>it a little better, really ruined the movie.

773
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:03.079
<v Speaker 2>Right, It's like if Andre the Seal got turned into

774
00:44:03.079 --> 00:44:09.119
<v Speaker 2>a porn Yeah. So, I don't know. Getting back to

775
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:16.000
<v Speaker 2>the titling of porn. I don't know what's worse saving

776
00:44:16.119 --> 00:44:21.039
<v Speaker 2>Ryan's privates or about cocoa melons. They're even like doing

777
00:44:21.079 --> 00:44:25.840
<v Speaker 2>plays on children's television now, but the new take on

778
00:44:26.119 --> 00:44:32.360
<v Speaker 2>titling porn Gone are the creative puns And it's mommy

779
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:39.440
<v Speaker 2>and law fucks sons cock in butt and daughter says,

780
00:44:39.800 --> 00:44:42.559
<v Speaker 2>can I join in the ass? And you're just like,

781
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:48.679
<v Speaker 2>did a robot have a meltdown when generating this title?

782
00:44:48.760 --> 00:44:52.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't know which porn title is worse? So fragile

783
00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Dictator didn't sleep well and it's not sitting well with Kat.

784
00:44:57.000 --> 00:44:58.239
<v Speaker 2>There's a mutiny afoot.

785
00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:00.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is when we get back more to the

786
00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:06.280
<v Speaker 1>crew drama. So Kat hates that Adrian, who's their manager supervisor, decided,

787
00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:08.679
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I slept eight hours last night, but

788
00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:10.360
<v Speaker 1>you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna go take a

789
00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:12.760
<v Speaker 1>nap for four hours. You guys clean up all this shit,

790
00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:17.760
<v Speaker 1>And there's an interesting the relationship between who happened to

791
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:22.519
<v Speaker 1>be three females. The interior crew is less like a

792
00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:29.039
<v Speaker 1>manager subordinate type of structure, but more like roommates that

793
00:45:29.079 --> 00:45:32.000
<v Speaker 1>don't get along. Okay, they tell Adrian to go fuck her.

794
00:45:32.119 --> 00:45:35.760
<v Speaker 2>They have no respect for Adrian's position on this boat

795
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:38.159
<v Speaker 2>at all. Like Kat confronts her and she's like, hey,

796
00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:40.039
<v Speaker 2>I think you're a lazy bitch. I'm not gonna listen

797
00:45:40.079 --> 00:45:42.280
<v Speaker 2>to what you say. And then when the guests leave,

798
00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Sam and Kat are just laying in bed and Adrian's like,

799
00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:47.599
<v Speaker 2>we need to get to work and they're like, we're

800
00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:48.239
<v Speaker 2>not working.

801
00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Or she goes Adrian does this thing. She's like come

802
00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:54.239
<v Speaker 1>over here right now now, and they're like no, I

803
00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:57.199
<v Speaker 1>said right now, yeah, now get over here now.

804
00:45:57.360 --> 00:46:04.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So the door head down to joke about mental lentils,

805
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:06.159
<v Speaker 2>and we get to the guests departying. This is very

806
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:09.000
<v Speaker 2>bizarre scene where the guys were sitting down while the

807
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:12.519
<v Speaker 2>crew lines up okay, like kicks them off the boat.

808
00:46:12.599 --> 00:46:15.360
<v Speaker 1>I am so happy you mentioned that because it is

809
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:18.199
<v Speaker 1>so weird. It's not like the guests pack all their

810
00:46:18.239 --> 00:46:20.960
<v Speaker 1>shit and then they're all lined up near the exit

811
00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:24.800
<v Speaker 1>of the vessel. The guests are smoking cigars and the

812
00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:29.880
<v Speaker 1>entire crew surround them in a kind of gesture of

813
00:46:30.519 --> 00:46:31.559
<v Speaker 1>get the fuck out of here.

814
00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's like if a bunch of bros did a

815
00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:40.480
<v Speaker 2>bachelor party at the Amityville house, and the ghosts and

816
00:46:40.559 --> 00:46:44.559
<v Speaker 2>demons just got so tired of how toxic and loserish

817
00:46:44.679 --> 00:46:46.639
<v Speaker 2>these people were, and they all just stood in a

818
00:46:46.679 --> 00:46:50.239
<v Speaker 2>haunting line and were like, it doesn't work on you,

819
00:46:50.519 --> 00:46:54.800
<v Speaker 2>get the fuck out of here. They these guys are

820
00:46:54.840 --> 00:46:57.320
<v Speaker 2>just so clueless. They think that they've found family and

821
00:46:57.400 --> 00:47:02.199
<v Speaker 2>these people, and they depart the boat and deliver I

822
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:04.800
<v Speaker 2>believe the lowest tip in below deck.

823
00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:08.840
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm confused by I'm confused. They say it's a

824
00:47:08.840 --> 00:47:10.280
<v Speaker 1>shitty tip, totally get that.

825
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:12.639
<v Speaker 2>But what did they did? They get six hundred and

826
00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:15.840
<v Speaker 2>fifty dollars each? Was that though? Yeah? So I believe

827
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:20.719
<v Speaker 2>the tip was nine thousand dollars okay, which was I

828
00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:27.719
<v Speaker 2>think like nine percent or something? They did say nine percent, yeah,

829
00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:30.440
<v Speaker 2>and they wanted twenty thousand dollars or something like that.

830
00:47:30.719 --> 00:47:34.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So so I think they got thirteen because I

831
00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:35.599
<v Speaker 1>thought I heard a thirteen in there.

832
00:47:35.679 --> 00:47:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Well, regardless, it's a very very low tip, the

833
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:44.719
<v Speaker 2>kind of fetid cherry atop this shit sunday of disgusting people,

834
00:47:45.719 --> 00:47:51.480
<v Speaker 2>transphobia and just all around awfulness. Now the money is

835
00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:54.480
<v Speaker 2>counted in front of the sea rats. Very different back then,

836
00:47:54.840 --> 00:48:01.840
<v Speaker 2>very different. It is like leeving up French fries in

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<v Speaker 2>front of fat people. It's a torturous thing. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>sad that they don't have a lot of money to

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<v Speaker 2>go and binge drink, but that is not going to

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<v Speaker 2>stop them from doing so they hit the club and

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<v Speaker 2>Cat is probably and we've only had three episodes, so

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<v Speaker 2>we need to, you know, develop a bigger sample size.

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<v Speaker 2>But she might be the biggest drunk we've ever seen

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<v Speaker 2>female female drunk. No, but maybe she just takes the

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<v Speaker 2>unisex cake. We have Chef Rachel with that karaoke thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think she holds a candle to Cat because

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<v Speaker 2>Cat is a blackout, but she does have the power

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<v Speaker 2>to stand and say keep it in the fucking pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>Like rage. She just drinks so much that she blows

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<v Speaker 2>past that point that quickly and quite literally is falling

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<v Speaker 2>down at the club. She just falls. It's like a

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<v Speaker 2>strong gust of wind came into the club. We get

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<v Speaker 2>back to the boat and we have a I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's weird, a very messy thing with Sam and CJ. Tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, see CJ tells us while they're out at the club,

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<v Speaker 1>tonight's the night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they've been roomies for I don't know a week

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<v Speaker 2>and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>In no more like three days, three days, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's time. Yeah, yeah, I believe Sam when she

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<v Speaker 1>wakes up the next morning says she was so blackout

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<v Speaker 1>drunk she doesn't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. So I'm not saying that this shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>been banned. It's totally worthy of being banned. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>saying nothing would be different in any way if it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't banned.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's funny is when we did the collaboration

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<v Speaker 1>with Sam, who's in the show for the episode that

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<v Speaker 1>was before this one, she asked us what episode are

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<v Speaker 1>we doing? Yeah, and she's the one who first to

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<v Speaker 1>us off. Oh you know I can't find that episode.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, she added no other commentary to why

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<v Speaker 1>it might not exist.

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<v Speaker 2>Well tonight we found out why, and we love you

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