Speaker 1: And Lee wants someone's ass. Oh yeah, this is all
Speaker 1: here season one. Yeah, he wants he wants ass. He's
Speaker 1: a rate and he wants ass. Lee probably got a
Speaker 1: phone call from Andy after season one and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: focus groups testing that it's off the chart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they they love you saying those.
Speaker 1: Three things yeah, and then he proceeded to do ten
Speaker 1: seasons of that.
Speaker 2: God damn it. Welcome up Bold, the Patreon exclusive recap
Speaker 2: of season one of Below Deck. My name is Dyllan.
Speaker 2: I'm settled up next to one Patrick kick permission to
Speaker 2: come to board the board. I know. Are your eyes?
Speaker 2: Oh god, they're great?
Speaker 1: We have more important It's I'm taking antibiotics. I'm on
Speaker 1: the mend. What are you so defensive about? Well, why
Speaker 1: can't I mock free show? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, not last show. I said, we've got an
Speaker 2: issue here. You thought I was attacking your eyes. I
Speaker 2: said your coffee is too far away you can't even
Speaker 2: drink it. Oh okay, why don't we get to out
Speaker 2: what we're trying to do? And the same thing is
Speaker 2: happening right now? How are you going to drink your
Speaker 2: coffee when it's a mile and a half away from here?
Speaker 1: I've drank half that coffee. You said it had four
Speaker 1: shots of expresso in it. I'm trying not to have
Speaker 1: my heart explode. I've had health.
Speaker 2: Issues this week. Yes, all right, so we are here
Speaker 2: to break down all of Pat's ailments and season one
Speaker 2: of Below Deck. Now we've already done two episodes of this,
Speaker 2: but tonight we are here to break down a lost
Speaker 2: episode titled not Lost Married. The episode is titled Dude,
Speaker 2: That's a dude, Dude. And yes, we are in a
Speaker 2: Red Ray Bradbury kind of horror because this episode has
Speaker 2: been banned from public viewing.
Speaker 1: If you go to any streaming service to buy a
Speaker 1: season of Blowdeck or buy season one, it will say
Speaker 1: this episode's unavailable, and it is.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say Ray Bradbery Fahrenheit for the one tip horror,
Speaker 2: because that was more of a kind of totalitarian, ominous
Speaker 2: burning of knowledge and stuff like that. This is rightly
Speaker 2: so kept from public eye because it is so transphobic. Now,
Speaker 2: I would argue that this is the Below Deck franchise
Speaker 2: just trying to be part of the cool kid club,
Speaker 2: and it's one of those things where you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're not one of us, because were the producers of
Speaker 2: Below Deck and the people over at Bravo. Were they
Speaker 2: not to have banned this or shut down public viewing
Speaker 2: of it, there would be no criticism received at all
Speaker 2: because no one is watching it. No one is trying
Speaker 2: to watch episode three of season one of Below Deck.
Speaker 2: This episode could be up available and no one would
Speaker 2: batten Eye, not a single tweak would be sent. Everything
Speaker 2: would be in order. But alas it is hidden like
Speaker 2: Smoug's treasure. We had to dig through the Internet to
Speaker 2: try to find it, and it was in two parts
Speaker 2: on someone's Facebook page on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Now, for those who want to watch the episode, Dylan,
Speaker 1: how do we direct them to find said facebook?
Speaker 2: You google it? Google it, It'll take you to google
Speaker 2: Below Deck Season one, episode three, Dude That's not a dude, dude,
Speaker 2: or dude that's a dude dude, and it'll pull up
Speaker 2: the Facebook watch part one and part two. That's the
Speaker 2: only place on the internet you can find it. There
Speaker 2: are multiple Reddit threads saying where is this? So maybe
Speaker 2: there is a serious appetite for it. But the reason
Speaker 2: why this episode is banned is because mainly of cj
Speaker 2: Eddie's got some moments in here, Eddie's got some moments
Speaker 2: in here too. But there is a a drag queen,
Speaker 2: a transgender woman on I don't know, she's not in drag,
Speaker 2: she's just a transgender woman at a club that the
Speaker 2: loser primaries pick up and take back to the boat.
Speaker 2: And the amount of transphobia that ensues, mocking them because
Speaker 2: they're fucking a dude, dude calling her a she mail.
Speaker 2: It's all reading stuff. I mean, it's really really revolting
Speaker 2: stuff from under educated sea rats. Now, we could still
Speaker 2: face these problems in twenty twenty three because of the
Speaker 2: pool that we're pulling from their sea rats. But in
Speaker 2: two thousand and seven there was no chance that this
Speaker 2: wasn't not going to happen. Well, it's twenty thirteen, to
Speaker 2: be fair.
Speaker 1: We've come a long way in ten years, Dylan, So, guys,
Speaker 1: twenty thirteen was only twelve years after Dick Cheney orchestrated
Speaker 1: nine to eleven, right, so it was still a very
Speaker 1: young nation of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, so guys, if you want to join us on
Speaker 1: this voyage, I think this might be on the free feed.
Speaker 1: Give you a little taste of what we'll be doing
Speaker 1: behind the paywall. I'll post a link in our Facebook
Speaker 1: group another below Deck podcast on Facebook a link of
Speaker 1: this episode, so you guys can watch it, yeah, and
Speaker 1: then you can hear Dylan.
Speaker 2: And I recap it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, oh, Dylan, I want to point out by
Speaker 1: our coverage already of our two episodes that we did
Speaker 1: that we started months ago, and we were gonna just
Speaker 1: do season one, season two and just keep doing it
Speaker 1: for fun. Then below Deck and Bravo decided they were
Speaker 1: gonna pull this bullshit.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do with the parent teacher conference?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna wear shades? Yeah, I'm gonna wear shades.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna tell them you have an eye? They're
Speaker 2: trying to sell something here. We're obsessing on my eyes.
Speaker 1: By the way, God forbid you ever have an ailment,
Speaker 1: I will make your life out.
Speaker 2: I do have an ailment. What is it? I have
Speaker 2: a vestigial tail back to business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, watch along and then go to Patreon, dot com,
Speaker 1: Slash another podcast network to hear us cover this. The
Speaker 1: news media outlets have already picked up our coverage. We
Speaker 1: had Sam from season one on. She's totally said. The
Speaker 1: producer and creator of below Deck was full of s
Speaker 1: saying that they had walked out after episode one where
Speaker 1: Johnny Eyelash got caught doing coke. The producer creator of
Speaker 1: the show Below Deck had said they the entire cast
Speaker 1: had said, we're not gonna take part of the show.
Speaker 1: Sam came on our podcast said that's a major bs.
Speaker 2: Thank you for not swearing.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. And anyway, so we're breaking news stories, even
Speaker 1: from content that was created ten years ago. So go
Speaker 1: to Patreon dot com, Slash another podcast network to hear
Speaker 1: us recap season one of Below Deck.
Speaker 2: Did you hear the Supreme Court turned down the sackler's payout?
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. Okay, that's the
Speaker 2: kind of news we're breaking on this show. Important stuff.
Speaker 2: So let's get into the scorned episode for good reason.
Speaker 2: Pat how many puts? Okay? Now?
Speaker 1: Dylan, I don't know if you've noticed this. Because we've
Speaker 1: covered a lot of Below Deck over the years. This
Speaker 1: first season has a lot of guess coverage. We have
Speaker 1: Johnny Eyelash and all those fautogs that we're gonna go
Speaker 1: to a modeling shoot. Of course, it was never happened
Speaker 1: because they got caught doing cocaine and Lee turned the
Speaker 1: boat around in this charter we cover I believe, the
Speaker 1: main primary his name is Lawrence, and his friend John
Speaker 1: and a few other guys.
Speaker 2: We spend a lot of time.
Speaker 1: Dare I say fifty percent of the camera time is
Speaker 1: on the charter gas, fifty percent on the sea rats.
Speaker 1: And I actually liked that kind of proportions or whatever
Speaker 1: the word is percentages of coverage. Now in modern times
Speaker 1: with Below Deck it is ninety five percent Sea rats,
Speaker 1: and then we occasionally get a little coverage of people
Speaker 1: that paid to have incompetence thrust upon them. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: miss the old below Deck because the charter guests are
Speaker 1: interesting as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not as interesting as they were in the beginning.
Speaker 1: Well, well they're not interesting now because who in their
Speaker 1: right mind would go on this show right as a
Speaker 1: paying charter guess and then let anything of your character
Speaker 1: be shown on TV?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bravo's there to ruin lives. This was in the
Speaker 2: heyday of reality television where people were like, I mean,
Speaker 2: we're in the heyday of reality television now, it's like
Speaker 2: a golden age of horror on television right now. But
Speaker 2: people back in twenty thirteen, I mean, this was the shit.
Speaker 2: You know, you couldn't get popular on TikTok, you couldn't
Speaker 2: get popular on Instagram. You had to go on below
Speaker 2: deck if you were talentless in a scumbag and no
Speaker 2: one wanted anything to do with you. You know. So
Speaker 2: people flocked to this vessel and were confident that.
Speaker 1: They be in in respectful hands as far as production
Speaker 1: and editing.
Speaker 2: I'll get into pots now to think that the somebody
Speaker 2: named Lawrence who and I know that you do a
Speaker 2: beard dye, but you do a great job with a
Speaker 2: beard dye. Thanks, Lawrence looks like he sharpened his face.
Speaker 2: Lawrence and his group of losers go out to numerous
Speaker 2: bars and talk about their proficiency with bagging bitches. They
Speaker 2: are turned away even by strippers. They are even spers
Speaker 2: hate them. They are so repulsive. They are such dorks.
Speaker 2: They talk about how experienced they are. At one point,
Speaker 2: Lawrence tells Kad that he is so masterful in this
Speaker 2: game that he wouldn't even bother having sex with a
Speaker 2: transgender woman or some nonsense like that. It was shocking
Speaker 2: how transparently awful these people are, but the transparency was wonderful.
Speaker 2: Ninety Pots. I went to college with a lot of
Speaker 2: these people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, amazing episode. I think I'd give it ninety knots.
Speaker 2: The Emperor has no clothes. You're a loser, dude. I
Speaker 2: couldn't care less that you can afford this boat. All right,
Speaker 2: let's get to it, all right.
Speaker 1: The episode begins with an early version of the preference
Speaker 1: sheet meeting, and back in the day, they weren't all
Speaker 1: just sitting in some little area.
Speaker 2: The preference sheet meeting. I gotta say, what a market
Speaker 2: area of improvement. I mean, not only are they putting
Speaker 2: a lot more time and energy into the production of
Speaker 2: the preference sheet, but the actual tangible medium of the
Speaker 2: preference sheet has improved exponentially. This is just a picture
Speaker 2: a birthday, maybe a zodiac sign, and then a bunch
Speaker 2: of quite literally empty lines underneath where there should be
Speaker 2: important information. Well, yeah, there were no algies list.
Speaker 1: Allergies listed just to mandate that these guys want to
Speaker 1: fucking keep the party going.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's it. They're just there to party. Now.
Speaker 1: The actual preference sheet does come a little later, with
Speaker 1: the printed out headshots and whatnot, but at this point,
Speaker 1: this is it, doesn't you can see that production. They're
Speaker 1: still figuring things out how this is all going to
Speaker 1: work out.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, these guys want to bring the party from
Speaker 2: the club to the boat, and we'll see that take
Speaker 2: place later in the opening.
Speaker 1: Now, I've often bitched Dylan as we recap these things
Speaker 1: when you have and by the way, we don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of grouping, and we've seen it, but it's
Speaker 1: not there's not a lot of it. Five single guys
Speaker 1: coming on wanting to party and bring girls they meant
Speaker 1: from the club back to a yacht. Because that's how
Speaker 1: old Patty thought that this show would go down a
Speaker 1: lot more, in fact, generally more and.
Speaker 2: More or not.
Speaker 1: It's a bunch of people that barely know each other
Speaker 1: that were able to cobble together like twenty eight thousand
Speaker 1: to get on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm happy that it's just a bunch of
Speaker 2: people who are well off and want to spend money
Speaker 2: that they don't have on this vacation. Some woman took
Speaker 2: out alone, yeah, to see five scumbag loser dorks who
Speaker 2: belong in a local game store before a yacht. They
Speaker 2: don't even belong there. Local game stores are beautiful places
Speaker 2: for heartsick, earnest people who just love the game. These
Speaker 2: guys don't love anything. Well, they do like one thing,
Speaker 2: what buss. Oh yeah, I'm happy though that the sh
Speaker 2: show doesn't have these kinds of vacations anymore, because One,
Speaker 2: it's a little rapie and when I when I say
Speaker 2: a little rapie, I mean a lot of rape. Two,
Speaker 2: it's too pathetic, it makes it gives you the ick,
Speaker 2: you know, it's and it's too profound a nick. You know,
Speaker 2: it's like, uh, did you draw your beard on? Kind
Speaker 2: of ick. It's just really really gross.
Speaker 1: Well, Sam's excited, she disagrees. She's happy to have five
Speaker 1: single guys on Charter, and she ruts.
Speaker 2: Are really open to fucking the guests this season.
Speaker 1: I miss that too openly. Sam's like she's got her
Speaker 1: eye on one of the guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's Dave's birthday. He did porn, Yes, he did.
Speaker 2: Sex works real work. Sex work is real work. But
Speaker 2: he is a little bashful, especially given he's having a
Speaker 2: conversation right now with Porcupine.
Speaker 1: All right, well, actually, isn't it Trevor initially that gives
Speaker 1: him don't we get like a little skypephone call here?
Speaker 2: Or is that no? No, no, this is just Dave. Ah,
Speaker 2: this is just Dave talking about Trevor, and Porcupine's like,
Speaker 2: what's up with Trevor? And he is like it was
Speaker 2: lovet first sight. And then Porcupine, being a corn fed
Speaker 2: hamhowk of an American? Porcupine says what does he do?
Speaker 2: And Dave says independent stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, Dylan slightly a little bit off there. He says,
Speaker 1: he's in the entertainment industry. Okay, now, which that's a
Speaker 1: lot of spectrum in that occupation entertainment industry. On one end,
Speaker 1: you can make balloon animals out of fifth grader's birthday.
Speaker 2: Are already going to say, you could be SpongeBob yelling
Speaker 2: at kids on Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 1: On the other end of the spectrum, three cocks in
Speaker 1: your ass. I mean, it is a huge spectrum being
Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say those are the ends of the spectrum.
Speaker 2: I would say that's a slice of the spectrum that's
Speaker 2: quite close together. I would say probably being Wolverine screaming
Speaker 2: at children on Hollywood Boulevard is one side, and than
Speaker 2: Marco Robbie is the other, but not the three cocks
Speaker 2: in the ass.
Speaker 1: Well, in this case, the entertainment industry is in fact
Speaker 1: porn and there's no judgment there because sex work is
Speaker 1: real work.
Speaker 2: So the guests want organic dark beer, they're vegan, and
Speaker 2: they like women, Eddie says, So there are a bunch
Speaker 2: of chauvinistic pricks, Eddie. One, calm down. Two. They're worse
Speaker 2: than you could have ever imagined.
Speaker 1: Although Dell, I have to point out it's nice to
Speaker 1: know that scorn for paying customers was a constant in
Speaker 1: this industry even back then.
Speaker 2: I love that this early on, they really revel in.
Speaker 2: So he says he likes organic dark beer and they're like,
Speaker 2: good luck getting that, you fucking piece of fucking shit,
Speaker 2: and they all start laughing. They don't care about sourcing
Speaker 2: these things for the no.
Speaker 1: And I also love the confusion over a very very
Speaker 1: under what is it unknown name as a greyhound? Oh okay, cocktail?
Speaker 1: I love you brought this cocktails. I say it's in
Speaker 1: the top twenty.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, maybe top fifty, but it's definitely People in
Speaker 2: the service industry should know what a greyhound is. It's
Speaker 2: not a dog, because that doesn't make any sense, right. No,
Speaker 2: they wouldn't just say I would like a greyhound. That'd
Speaker 2: be harder to source in the goddamn organic dark beer. No,
Speaker 2: he's talking about grape root and vodka. Very simple cocktail.
Speaker 2: Is it vodka or gin? Grapefruit vodka? A little clipsid,
Speaker 2: I think, okay, maybe there's some citrus. I don't even know. Well,
Speaker 2: you're not a sea rat. So the guests come aboard,
Speaker 2: they're all ugly.
Speaker 1: Well you're not the only one saying that. Cat's not impressed.
Speaker 1: Either they're too short or too gay, and it's.
Speaker 2: A scam, a scam. I love that. Cats like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Cat's like, wow, the wool was really pulled over my eyes.
Speaker 2: You're working. What are you talking about? What are you?
Speaker 2: Hugh Hefner. But also just the free wheeling, UNPC parlance
Speaker 2: of these sea rats. Kat's like, this guy looks gay.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna fuck him. He looks like a gay lord.
Speaker 2: But they they step up and they immediately begin just
Speaker 2: being disgusting people.
Speaker 1: Case in point, I think it's primary Lawrence here. He
Speaker 1: says they tried to score some vagina at the night
Speaker 1: club the night before. It didn't go well, yeah, because
Speaker 1: they're losers, right right right, But they they're ready to
Speaker 1: get a quote unquote grip of girls and play some
Speaker 1: rap music.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so this is one of the things that
Speaker 2: is so shocking about their transparency and confidence, given how
Speaker 2: big of losers they are. They're boasting or speaking openly
Speaker 2: and confidently about how they couldn't get any pussy the
Speaker 2: night before, but they're talking about it like they had
Speaker 2: a harem of women to choose from. And then Kat
Speaker 2: steps up to give them some drinks and she's talking
Speaker 2: to them about the boat, the way the vacation is
Speaker 2: going to go, and Lawrence just begins staring at her
Speaker 2: tits and smiling. She notices that he's staring at her
Speaker 2: tits and he says, you're very well in dowed in
Speaker 2: that position. That's right. Someone smash a bottle over this
Speaker 2: guy's hat. Now.
Speaker 1: I want to remind the audience if you watch the episode,
Speaker 1: Eddie and Porcupine at some point are talking and I
Speaker 1: feel bad about calling him porcupine Head, but that hair
Speaker 1: is just god awful. Porcupine points out to Eddie, or
Speaker 1: maybe all the.
Speaker 2: Guys porcupine Head is better.
Speaker 1: Porcupine Head says, they're all guys here, They're probably going
Speaker 1: to be handsy. We need to look out for the girls.
Speaker 1: Porcupine never saw another season.
Speaker 2: No, he didn't. I don't think it's because of that comment.
Speaker 2: I think it's because he's an asshole and rather homophobic.
Speaker 1: But oh, come on, you never got a You never
Speaker 1: got a didn't get a second season because you're an asshole.
Speaker 2: Think about Lee, you got ten. He's a real asshole. Okay,
Speaker 2: but yes, this was very dare I say, asha, like
Speaker 2: he knew exactly and how could you not? When these
Speaker 2: guys come aboard the vessel, you go, we gotta be
Speaker 2: careful because they're just not good people. So Lee's docking,
Speaker 2: someone comes through the exit way. God damn it. All right,
Speaker 2: so he is very very pissed off about this whole thing,
Speaker 2: and it reminds me of the Montgomery boat brawl. Have
Speaker 2: you seen this?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh? Is this? What's happening now?
Speaker 1: What is there? Like a bunch of people fighting or something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't watch the news. What do you mean, well,
Speaker 1: I don't like watching the news. You watch local news?
Speaker 2: Not really, not anymore? Oh really local five r KTL.
Speaker 1: I think they're having some issues with I don't know
Speaker 1: they turned off the channel. Actually it doesn't because of
Speaker 1: the strike some kind of negotiations going on. They won't
Speaker 1: give us our normal morning news show. So I just
Speaker 1: watched the Food Network.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, okay, m hm, got it.
Speaker 1: It's all propaganda, Dylan, what is got news? Everyone has
Speaker 1: an agenda?
Speaker 2: Would you say the Food Network is propaganda? Not at all.
Speaker 2: I think Big Bobby Flay has a lot of say
Speaker 2: and what goes in and what goes out? He loses
Speaker 2: half the time. Well, so did January Jones. M she
Speaker 2: got a beautiful child though from it from Bobby. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The wife's mad at Bobby because she says he's a cheater. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Bobby is. Bobby's a hound dog. Hey, can I talk
Speaker 2: about something the show? Yeah, what's your favorite Bobby Flay recipe?
Speaker 1: Only?
Speaker 2: Well, you know he's pretty good at that. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that tex meac stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He beat a guy recently. Well I don't know how
Speaker 1: old the episode is.
Speaker 2: Well, do you mean a guy working his entire life
Speaker 2: at one? Yeah? Yeah, he beat that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Bobby had said, I've never made this before,
Speaker 1: the first time he makes it, he beats the pants
Speaker 1: off this guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a talented chef man very much.
Speaker 2: So what do you make.
Speaker 1: It was some kind of it involved, which I despise
Speaker 1: pork skewers, like they just taste like grease to me.
Speaker 1: And Bobby beat the ship out of him, despite the
Speaker 1: fact Busy Phillips was on his ass the entire time,
Speaker 1: distracting him.
Speaker 2: Right, right, right, Bobby Phillips learned how to make a
Speaker 2: mole verde and went and beat the guy whose grandmother
Speaker 2: taught him the recipe when he was five, right, And
Speaker 2: then that guy and they don't show this on the show,
Speaker 2: but he killed himself because if that guy could come
Speaker 2: in and skewer a something that has you know how
Speaker 2: they say energy has matter to it, you know, your
Speaker 2: thoughts have matter, that kind of familial beauty could mean
Speaker 2: absolutely nothing in a heartbeat. Uh huh, you'd fuck it? Well,
Speaker 2: I mean, what else is the point of living? There is?
Speaker 2: That's that's the thing that makes you feel uniquely human,
Speaker 2: like you have a soul and a spirit. And then
Speaker 2: comes Bobby Flay and he says, no, no, no, actually that
Speaker 2: means absolutely nothing. He's essentially a computer. Maybe you're right
Speaker 2: about that character. Well, anyway, let's talk about another character. Uh.
Speaker 1: The guests just start impromptu, just jumping off the side
Speaker 1: of the boat and it's pretty high up there. I
Speaker 1: could like break your back if you land on the
Speaker 1: wrong part of your body.
Speaker 2: You know you're back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, and Lee very different Captain Lee back then,
Speaker 1: less of a hard ass with plane tickets in his pocket,
Speaker 1: more of a more passive.
Speaker 2: Only been an hour and.
Speaker 1: They're jumping like cockroaches, like at a pest control convention.
Speaker 2: I love being on TV. Lease killing it. Where's my vodka?
Speaker 2: I love the bottle. I'm a drunk, So Lisa drunk?
Speaker 2: Do you do all that?
Speaker 1: No, hides the bottles up there. You're not supposed to
Speaker 1: be drinking on charter. You're a captain, your jerk.
Speaker 2: Okay, we gotta be careful because this is beyond Patreon
Speaker 2: right now, all right, right, but we may release it
Speaker 2: in the future and you can't just go saying stuff.
Speaker 2: I have someone who could cooperate that, right, But it's
Speaker 2: all alleged.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I think if you say allegedly at the
Speaker 1: end of something, you're you're in the clear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why aj Benza did that podcast. Yeah, Sharon
Speaker 2: Stone's a total whore. I heard it from a guy
Speaker 2: fucked her in the ass didn't even know her. She's
Speaker 2: a total whore allegedly. Oh god, that doesn't that's still
Speaker 2: quite nasty. You know, Bob Evans told me when I
Speaker 2: was a young man. All Right, so.
Speaker 1: Lee's got a He's gonna park the boat. I have
Speaker 1: to tell you this was harrowing. He's got seven feet
Speaker 1: on each side of the boat. And I think someone
Speaker 1: refers to as a very expensive machine. And this is
Speaker 1: when we get our first goddamn it out of Lee.
Speaker 1: Son of a bitch, and Lee wants someone's ass. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this is all here season one. Yeah, he wants he
Speaker 1: wants ass. He's a rate and he wants ass. Lee
Speaker 1: probably got a phone call from Andy after season one
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, focus group's testing that it's off
Speaker 1: the chart. Yeah, they love you saying those three things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he proceeded to do ten seasons of
Speaker 2: that goddamn it. Imagine he's sitting next to his wife.
Speaker 1: They're in Florida, whatever shithole they live in, yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's like here it, gosh, that's right here, goddamn it.
Speaker 2: And then she's like, wow, honey, that's awesome. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: and then they eat fucking stone crab, but bad stone crab.
Speaker 2: And they get diarrhea the next day. But at least
Speaker 2: they're together. That's right. Oh, by the way, Lee.
Speaker 1: At some point he says, some little boat, I guess,
Speaker 1: some little skipper boat or something just flies by them
Speaker 1: as they're trying to leave the doc.
Speaker 2: And he says, and I quote, I want to pounce
Speaker 2: someone until they can't see. Okay, you old fuck.
Speaker 1: A sixth grader could fucking take you out. I'd like
Speaker 1: to see you try and pound someone till they're blind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think at this time a sixth grader, he's
Speaker 2: still quite virile. I think a sixth grader could take
Speaker 2: him out. Yeah, what do you mean, like Shaquille O'Neal
Speaker 2: in sixth grade? No, just your run of the mill
Speaker 2: sixth grader. I was pretty tiny in sixth grade. I
Speaker 2: don't think I could beat him. M I think you could.
Speaker 2: I was a dirty fighter. Yeah, I tell her. If
Speaker 2: I was the coach for the sixth grader, I'd say
Speaker 2: go for the knees. Oh, throw a front kick to
Speaker 2: the knee, hyper, extend it, zip around him quick. I
Speaker 2: mean he's gonna be thinking he's fighting the flash. That's
Speaker 2: how you're gonna move. You know, his knee is gonna
Speaker 2: be very hurt and flamed and swelling. Go for the
Speaker 2: other knee, that'll take him to the ground. Then I
Speaker 2: want you to go for the eyes. I want you
Speaker 2: to really go for anything you can grab onto. Rip
Speaker 2: his cheeks apart, rip his nose apart, and then elbow
Speaker 2: him to the back of the brain stem. Shut the
Speaker 2: entire thing down. Okay, like super vicarious silence. Just heard
Speaker 2: our last episode. The mom calls the principle and she's like, Hi,
Speaker 2: I had a conversation with my son about what coach Anthony.
Speaker 2: He said something about Captain Lee's a show called Below Deck.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of it. My son is not allowed
Speaker 2: to watch television.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyways, anyways, okay, so as the guest chat about
Speaker 1: the Majesty of the Views of the Caribbean, they discuss
Speaker 1: what their.
Speaker 2: Best job, the best job he's ever had?
Speaker 1: Oh, right, right, right, and then the primary shares he's
Speaker 1: a sperm donor. Great apparently got paid forty buckets a shot.
Speaker 2: I think he was overpaid. But again, we have more
Speaker 2: of this like Loser Hubris, where he's like, I got fired,
Speaker 2: I couldn't come anymore. It's like it's like he has
Speaker 2: a golden desert eagle in his hands while he's saying
Speaker 2: all of these super embarrassing things about himself. He's so pathetic,
Speaker 2: this guy. All right, so we have this really sweet David.
Speaker 2: This this guy Trevor. Trevor.
Speaker 1: Yep, he skypes Dave and he wants to wish him
Speaker 1: a happy birthday. And boy, this is a I haven't
Speaker 1: seen birthday planning like this even remotely.
Speaker 2: It's really wealthy, sweet. Yeah, he gives him a little
Speaker 2: cake and then he pulls down the sign and it's
Speaker 2: happy anniversary and he proposes to him. So sad they
Speaker 2: broke up in twenty nineteen. And it's so sad that
Speaker 2: depending on the state, I don't know that this really
Speaker 2: would have worked back then.
Speaker 1: Oh two thousand and nine, the last got changed really federally,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Okay, thanks Obama, seriously though, thank you.
Speaker 1: I do want to say I was a little pissed
Speaker 1: the night that it got overturned. I was on Century
Speaker 1: Boulevard and why would you consider that?
Speaker 2: I guess Hollywood. When people protest, there's a lot of
Speaker 2: j protests, and I got blocked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I almost killed people pulling a Yui and driving
Speaker 1: on a sidewalk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were like, what's going on? They were like,
Speaker 2: they turned down our right to marriage. You were like,
Speaker 2: I got nachos. They're supposed to be crispy. If you
Speaker 2: fucking people keep jumping around all gay and stuff, and
Speaker 2: I agree, these things are gonna get soggy. And then
Speaker 2: you started running people over softly like you were in
Speaker 2: a golf cart. All right, So.
Speaker 1: Eddie, congratulations, uh, congrats, congratulates Dave. I want to say this,
Speaker 1: there's this weird thing where the language and the joking
Speaker 1: around and a little bit of that, you get a
Speaker 1: sense of condon what is it condescension from both CJ.
Speaker 2: Porcupine and Eddie the mill staff here.
Speaker 1: Yet we have to mention they are very supportive of
Speaker 1: of Dave.
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, yeah, until Dave says that he did
Speaker 2: gay porn, and then Porcupine head is like, I'm out
Speaker 2: these guys. He's in the marines man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, personal story I've shared another podcast. The
Speaker 1: only time that I've ever been trapped with the male
Speaker 1: who wanted to fuck my young body was with a marine.
Speaker 2: Listen. Ever, marines are gay. Everybody knows that all right,
Speaker 2: So we move on to dinner and the roles are divided.
Speaker 2: Now Ben has nothing to do but screen British nonsense.
Speaker 2: This entire first couple of episodes. They really don't highlight
Speaker 2: his feud, his food at all. So we immediately sucked
Speaker 2: down dinner and then we head out and David and
Speaker 2: Eddie are designated as the wingmen for this group of losers. Yes,
Speaker 2: now they're going to hit the shore and they're going
Speaker 2: to try and pick up chicks.
Speaker 1: Now, Dave's a little judge here because Dave meant his
Speaker 1: it's noted, meant his future partner or partner on an
Speaker 1: adult film set, you know, Okay, so he shouldn't be judging.
Speaker 1: He says, you're not going to find marriage material girls
Speaker 1: at a strip club. Yeah, you wouldn't find them to
Speaker 1: you know, take home to mom and dad.
Speaker 2: You found marriage material and chatsworth.
Speaker 1: Well on a film set where someone's asshole was being
Speaker 1: treated like a French onion dip at a super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Party, you know what I mean? No, explain that you're
Speaker 2: always dip it in there, you know anyway, or baby carrots.
Speaker 2: I love a French dip, you know what, though.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go near any communal food moving forward,
Speaker 1: because that Dodger dog nearly killed me and obviously that's
Speaker 1: mass produced shit.
Speaker 2: I will say this about the French onion dip. It
Speaker 2: has to be cold. It is not a it is
Speaker 2: not a lukewarm food. It's too much sour cream for
Speaker 2: it to be a lukewarm food. It has to be cold. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree, there's something very disc inserting when something reaches,
Speaker 2: you know, sixty five degrees and it's got that much.
Speaker 1: Col I've never gone to a Super Bowl party or
Speaker 1: a party any party for that matter, where the dips
Speaker 1: are being chilled. Sure, I guess you could just put
Speaker 1: them in a bowl with some ice and then you
Speaker 1: put it, set it on top. I think I got
Speaker 1: a shark tank million dollar idea coming down.
Speaker 2: I think so too, because people and it can have
Speaker 2: the versatility of the sponge Daddy both heating and warming
Speaker 2: the dips. Because there is not a spectrum with dip.
Speaker 2: It should either be cold or it should be hot.
Speaker 2: Name a dip that works better lukewarm than cold or hot.
Speaker 2: It doesn't exist. It is a great point. You want
Speaker 2: to work on this idea?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe should cut this out out of anybody to
Speaker 1: steal it from us.
Speaker 2: We'll call it the dip daddy. It'll cool you off
Speaker 2: heat yep. I like it. Of course. Who's that witch
Speaker 2: on there that hates everybody? Barbara? I don't like you,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't like you. I'm here swing an idea.
Speaker 2: You like me, you don't like me? We walk into
Speaker 2: we walk into the tank. There we go. We're here
Speaker 2: to present a revolution in hospitality. And we can use
Speaker 2: broad strokes language like that because it's that big of
Speaker 2: an idea. Oh yeh yeah, I got one. You go.
Speaker 2: We're the new disruptors. Uh ha ha. And then we say, Barbara,
Speaker 2: don't need to hear it from you, you angry bitch.
Speaker 2: Just keep your mouth shut. We don't want your money.
Speaker 2: I don't like you. I don't like you either. I
Speaker 2: don't like you either. You talk like Harvey Dent. Anyway. Meanwhile, Cat,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean is that one part of
Speaker 2: her face is the only part that moves.
Speaker 1: Yes, there if all right? So I'm obsessed with shark tank.
Speaker 1: She has this little vein above her.
Speaker 2: Let's not tear apart a woman's features.
Speaker 1: I agree, although she's really mean. One time, one woman
Speaker 1: was in there selling cookies and the recipe came from
Speaker 1: her dead grammy, and she began weeping as she was
Speaker 1: doing her pitch. J.
Speaker 2: Barber was like, I don't like you. I never cry
Speaker 2: in business. Yeah yeah, yeah, stop talking like Popeye. But also,
Speaker 2: you know, these people get taken for a fucking ride.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I just covered it. Remember one of my
Speaker 2: favorite deal, Yeah, Diamon's Damon's ribs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was Aymon's microwavable ribs fucking suing the
Speaker 1: shit out of Damon. Yeah, because they tried to spinning
Speaker 1: off of like a little business with food trucks.
Speaker 2: Damon did not like that. What kind of fucking equity
Speaker 2: deals are these cats striking? I'll give you five percent
Speaker 2: for five grand? It's like, what.
Speaker 1: Five percent you wish? I've never seen a deal five
Speaker 1: percent more like thirty yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll give you fifty thousand dollars for seventy
Speaker 2: five percent of your company. Done. All right, enough shark
Speaker 2: tank talk. We've got to get to what are we talking?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: So meanwhile, Kat the born CJ and Sam are flirting
Speaker 1: and Sam's type on the charter is John.
Speaker 2: She likes John. Oh yeah, thick piece of cock. So
Speaker 2: we head to the strip clubs. Yeah, and Lawrence, who
Speaker 2: is a loser, says, we'll be back in two minutes,
Speaker 2: more like four hours. You are a You were a
Speaker 2: walking can of mace to women. No one wants to
Speaker 2: go near you for fear their eyes will burn. The
Speaker 2: strippers immediately go up to Eddie and David, and Eddie
Speaker 2: gets quite a little bit of juge from this. He goes,
Speaker 2: I don't think these guys are very attractive because the
Speaker 2: strippers are coming up to me and Dave Eddie. Attraction
Speaker 2: in a club really doesn't mean a lot. It means zero.
Speaker 2: It means they think you were a bigger mark.
Speaker 1: Quite honestly, they thought those guys were too cheap to
Speaker 1: not waste their time on them.
Speaker 2: They saw you as the sucker, right because they didn't
Speaker 2: want to do that much work, and they saw kind
Speaker 2: of a little dweeb and they were like, I could
Speaker 2: dance on that guy for fifteen seconds, in charge him
Speaker 2: seventy five dollars, and move on with my life. So
Speaker 2: you can't get confident in yourself. You can't allow a
Speaker 2: stripper to give you confidence in yourself. It's all a lie.
Speaker 2: By the way, Eddie.
Speaker 1: You want to talk about a angry former employee of Bravo.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Eddie's pissed. Eddie got done raw. They used
Speaker 2: him up and spit him out, all right. So David
Speaker 2: correctly says that these guys sound like rapists when they
Speaker 2: go a do you want to come back to my boat?
Speaker 2: These guys are just fucking disgusting. They of course strike out,
Speaker 2: and then we had to Bliss where Lawrence NAB's the
Speaker 2: lady from South Paulo. They say two people are coming back.
Speaker 2: Porcupine says are they male or female? And rather, he
Speaker 2: says are they of the male or female species? Which
Speaker 2: is this weird thing where it's like, do you guys
Speaker 2: know what you're trying to do with this? Why would
Speaker 2: you ask that question? Are you an alien? What's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 2: This is where it starts, and this is where the episode.
Speaker 1: I think it was problematic, but it was typical gross
Speaker 1: male frat boy bullshit talk. And this is where the
Speaker 1: language kind of changes and some people might be offended
Speaker 1: by this.
Speaker 2: Dylan and I are just recapping it. Okay, we're just
Speaker 2: dealing with the source benefic. We've condemned these people for
Speaker 2: you know, much less than this, so it's going to
Speaker 2: ratchet up.
Speaker 1: Well, this is when CJ notes one of the guest
Speaker 1: dates is a dude.
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, So we get to the jacuzzi, one of
Speaker 2: the fat dork says, I want to see you two
Speaker 2: naked in here. It's amazing that, Like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: you have to be so much more wealthy than this
Speaker 2: to just command women to get naked.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think you should have there should that
Speaker 1: should be the barometer for being able to be.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's just the truth of the matter. It
Speaker 2: should never be done, and it's always creepy when it
Speaker 2: is done. But you have to be You can't charter
Speaker 2: a yacht and demand this. You have to own the
Speaker 2: yacht to demand this. You know. Bezos shit, yeah, of course,
Speaker 2: because Jeff Bezos strings up their families and then says,
Speaker 2: you know, I wanted to take on vacation. Jeff Bezos
Speaker 2: does awful things, including data mining. You know, have you
Speaker 2: ever seen a David Blaine do a magic trick in
Speaker 2: front of Jeff Bezos? I think I did. It's really weird.
Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos is like, oh, how did you do that? Like,
Speaker 2: oh God, are you more of a cock than you
Speaker 2: are human. He looks like a giant, giant cock on
Speaker 2: on testosterone. So CJ is the worst offender of transphobia
Speaker 2: on this episode.
Speaker 1: What's odd about this is, dare I say he is
Speaker 1: obsessed with the idea that he thinks that these are
Speaker 1: in fact obsessed.
Speaker 2: He has to go and it becomes his mission to
Speaker 2: warn the crew or the guests that they've pulled back
Speaker 2: a freak.
Speaker 1: He does something that I kind of have a lot
Speaker 1: of contempt for with people, which is I don't know
Speaker 1: if it were at this point, but he basically John
Speaker 1: leaves with the two girls yea, and CJ does this thing.
Speaker 1: He goes to the guys that are remaining in the
Speaker 1: JACUZI say, hey, look, man, I don't want to I
Speaker 1: don't want to say anything, you know, but I.
Speaker 2: Think that that's a dude. Yeah dude, yeah, dude, yeah,
Speaker 2: three dudes. Due. It means it's serious when you do
Speaker 2: three dudes. Yeah, I don't want to say thing.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: You think CJ could get through a Harry Potter book.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: By the way, CJ himself gotten a little hot water
Speaker 1: after filming this. There's a few uh uh, what do
Speaker 1: you call it where they take a picture of you
Speaker 1: when you go to jail?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, he's got a domestic Uh what do
Speaker 1: they call it?
Speaker 2: Domestic? He punched his girlfriend? Okay, yeah, yeah, CJ's not
Speaker 2: a good guy. You can tell that he's uh, you
Speaker 2: can tell that the crows are significantly more intelligent than him,
Speaker 2: just by just two three episodes of television.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, yeah, he's pretty limited. I will say this, Dylan.
Speaker 1: And so when this episode got buried, I'm trying there's
Speaker 1: multiple reasons why it could be buried, but sometimes you'd
Speaker 1: have to ask the people that buried it to fully
Speaker 1: grasp what was the line in the sand. Because when
Speaker 1: they go when CJ tells Lawrence and the remaining guests
Speaker 1: because John stole the two girls and brought him down
Speaker 1: into his cabin, and they say, yeah, I think it's
Speaker 1: a guy, they kind of take it pretty well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not the way that you'd think, like, oh, she's fucking
Speaker 1: beat it, like.
Speaker 2: I thought that was coming. Instead, Lawrence is kind of like, well,
Speaker 2: you know, what are you gonna do? Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lawrence? I think I think Lawrence would have been
Speaker 1: okay with whatever.
Speaker 2: Eh, Lawrence is a very desperate man. So when you
Speaker 2: when the last time you came was barely and then
Speaker 2: you got fired from being a sperm donor, you really
Speaker 2: aren't sure what your sexuality is. You've come into contact
Speaker 2: with nobody in two decades.
Speaker 1: So Lawrence, by the way, I do have a quote here.
Speaker 1: Upon being informed that possibly the guy he's really attracted
Speaker 1: you might have a penis, he says, well, she's either
Speaker 1: the hottest model in Brazil or she's a man.
Speaker 2: He doesn't say she's neither. She's neither. Yeah, so let's
Speaker 2: move on to the next day. Next CJ continues with
Speaker 2: his fetishization of the freak. He's like, hey, Sam, I'm
Speaker 2: really sorry to tell you, but the guy you're into
Speaker 2: fucked a fucking guy last night. And she's like, no way.
Speaker 2: And then she's doing these these talking heads and Sam's like,
Speaker 2: CJ's probably fucking with me. John's way too great to
Speaker 2: fuck a freak with a dick and a dress, you know,
Speaker 2: like everyone on this boat is so and another hit
Speaker 2: is uh.
Speaker 1: Lawrence theorizes that John is nowhere to be found and
Speaker 1: he probably has to hit the SDD clinic.
Speaker 2: YI, so Dave tells the gang about his past. Porcupine
Speaker 2: Pet is not happy about this.
Speaker 1: Well, I want to say, did you see hear how
Speaker 1: they met?
Speaker 2: They met on a porn site.
Speaker 1: But the theme was a vampire movie. No Ver suck You.
Speaker 1: No pun intended, that's the actual title.
Speaker 2: I no, no, no, I know what you said. But they
Speaker 2: met on a vampires Oh right, yeah right, nas Verse
Speaker 2: suck you. Yeah. I mean these are really I don't
Speaker 2: know what's worse, like Night of the Living Dicks or
Speaker 2: On Golden Blonde.
Speaker 1: You know that was a beloved movie on Golden Pond
Speaker 1: as a young man really yep. Jane Fonda, her father,
Speaker 1: Henry Fonda, Catherine Hepburn. There's a film about a boy
Speaker 1: and his growing into a man in a summer trying
Speaker 1: to catch a fish I think called Albert or whatever.
Speaker 1: But then I dug through my parents' closet while they
Speaker 1: were away, and I pulled out a VHS tape titled
Speaker 1: On Golden Blonde.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my first experience with pornographic material. Wish they hit
Speaker 1: it a little better, really ruined the movie.
Speaker 2: Right, It's like if Andre the Seal got turned into
Speaker 2: a porn Yeah. So, I don't know. Getting back to
Speaker 2: the titling of porn. I don't know what's worse saving
Speaker 2: Ryan's privates or about cocoa melons. They're even like doing
Speaker 2: plays on children's television now, but the new take on
Speaker 2: titling porn Gone are the creative puns And it's mommy
Speaker 2: and law fucks sons cock in butt and daughter says,
Speaker 2: can I join in the ass? And you're just like,
Speaker 2: did a robot have a meltdown when generating this title?
Speaker 2: I don't know which porn title is worse? So fragile
Speaker 2: Dictator didn't sleep well and it's not sitting well with Kat.
Speaker 2: There's a mutiny afoot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is when we get back more to the
Speaker 1: crew drama. So Kat hates that Adrian, who's their manager supervisor, decided,
Speaker 1: you know what, I slept eight hours last night, but
Speaker 1: you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna go take a
Speaker 1: nap for four hours. You guys clean up all this shit,
Speaker 1: And there's an interesting the relationship between who happened to
Speaker 1: be three females. The interior crew is less like a
Speaker 1: manager subordinate type of structure, but more like roommates that
Speaker 1: don't get along. Okay, they tell Adrian to go fuck her.
Speaker 2: They have no respect for Adrian's position on this boat
Speaker 2: at all. Like Kat confronts her and she's like, hey,
Speaker 2: I think you're a lazy bitch. I'm not gonna listen
Speaker 2: to what you say. And then when the guests leave,
Speaker 2: Sam and Kat are just laying in bed and Adrian's like,
Speaker 2: we need to get to work and they're like, we're
Speaker 2: not working.
Speaker 1: Or she goes Adrian does this thing. She's like come
Speaker 1: over here right now now, and they're like no, I
Speaker 1: said right now, yeah, now get over here now.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the door head down to joke about mental lentils,
Speaker 2: and we get to the guests departying. This is very
Speaker 2: bizarre scene where the guys were sitting down while the
Speaker 2: crew lines up okay, like kicks them off the boat.
Speaker 1: I am so happy you mentioned that because it is
Speaker 1: so weird. It's not like the guests pack all their
Speaker 1: shit and then they're all lined up near the exit
Speaker 1: of the vessel. The guests are smoking cigars and the
Speaker 1: entire crew surround them in a kind of gesture of
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like if a bunch of bros did a
Speaker 2: bachelor party at the Amityville house, and the ghosts and
Speaker 2: demons just got so tired of how toxic and loserish
Speaker 2: these people were, and they all just stood in a
Speaker 2: haunting line and were like, it doesn't work on you,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here. They these guys are
Speaker 2: just so clueless. They think that they've found family and
Speaker 2: these people, and they depart the boat and deliver I
Speaker 2: believe the lowest tip in below deck.
Speaker 1: Now I'm confused by I'm confused. They say it's a
Speaker 1: shitty tip, totally get that.
Speaker 2: But what did they did? They get six hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty dollars each? Was that though? Yeah? So I believe
Speaker 2: the tip was nine thousand dollars okay, which was I
Speaker 2: think like nine percent or something? They did say nine percent, yeah,
Speaker 2: and they wanted twenty thousand dollars or something like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So so I think they got thirteen because I
Speaker 1: thought I heard a thirteen in there.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well, regardless, it's a very very low tip, the
Speaker 2: kind of fetid cherry atop this shit sunday of disgusting people,
Speaker 2: transphobia and just all around awfulness. Now the money is
Speaker 2: counted in front of the sea rats. Very different back then,
Speaker 2: very different. It is like leeving up French fries in
Speaker 2: front of fat people. It's a torturous thing. And it's
Speaker 2: sad that they don't have a lot of money to
Speaker 2: go and binge drink, but that is not going to
Speaker 2: stop them from doing so they hit the club and
Speaker 2: Cat is probably and we've only had three episodes, so
Speaker 2: we need to, you know, develop a bigger sample size.
Speaker 2: But she might be the biggest drunk we've ever seen
Speaker 2: female female drunk. No, but maybe she just takes the
Speaker 2: unisex cake. We have Chef Rachel with that karaoke thing.
Speaker 2: I don't think she holds a candle to Cat because
Speaker 2: Cat is a blackout, but she does have the power
Speaker 2: to stand and say keep it in the fucking pocket.
Speaker 2: Like rage. She just drinks so much that she blows
Speaker 2: past that point that quickly and quite literally is falling
Speaker 2: down at the club. She just falls. It's like a
Speaker 2: strong gust of wind came into the club. We get
Speaker 2: back to the boat and we have a I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's weird, a very messy thing with Sam and CJ. Tonight.
Speaker 1: Well, see CJ tells us while they're out at the club,
Speaker 1: tonight's the night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've been roomies for I don't know a week
Speaker 2: and a half.
Speaker 1: In no more like three days, three days, and it's
Speaker 1: it's it's time. Yeah, yeah, I believe Sam when she
Speaker 1: wakes up the next morning says she was so blackout
Speaker 1: drunk she doesn't remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So I'm not saying that this shouldn't have
Speaker 2: been banned. It's totally worthy of being banned. I'm just
Speaker 2: saying nothing would be different in any way if it
Speaker 2: wasn't banned.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is when we did the collaboration
Speaker 1: with Sam, who's in the show for the episode that
Speaker 1: was before this one, she asked us what episode are
Speaker 1: we doing? Yeah, and she's the one who first to
Speaker 1: us off. Oh you know I can't find that episode.
Speaker 1: By the way, she added no other commentary to why
Speaker 1: it might not exist.
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