Speaker 1: Good morning. This is a test of the emergency Cackle
Speaker 1: prevention system. This is only a test. An event of
Speaker 1: a real Calculi emergency, you would have been directed to
Speaker 1: leave it talkback at this place in time. I repeat,
Speaker 1: this is only a test. Bye Michael and Dragon testes
Speaker 1: testes one, two, three.
Speaker 2: My lord, are you needy? I ride on the back
Speaker 2: window of my truck. My guber number is fifteen twenty
Speaker 2: and hawk if you're a guber two and then I
Speaker 2: list Michael says, go here dot com. And then you
Speaker 2: still want talkbacks. You are insatiable?
Speaker 3: Okay, Goober's we need to think this through. Dragon leaves
Speaker 3: on quote unquote a vacation, then we have this strike
Speaker 3: on Iran's nuclear sites, and then Dragon returns. Are we
Speaker 3: living in Game of Thrones? I mean we're the drug
Speaker 3: Wagan's released to do this. I don't think there was
Speaker 3: any vacation.
Speaker 4: At all, Michael.
Speaker 5: A few months ago, I was in Phoenix and I
Speaker 5: saw lots of Waymo cars.
Speaker 4: They're super interesting.
Speaker 6: I don't know why anybody wanted to burn them.
Speaker 4: Oh pastor gravitas. Thanks hey, Dragon. Since I know that
Speaker 4: Michael would not want to go on a trip with
Speaker 4: his goobers, all twelve of us, why don't we do
Speaker 4: a trip with Dragon, just Dragon? It would be amazing.
Speaker 4: I bet all of us would go. Let's ask the
Speaker 4: superiors at iHeart one of Mike.
Speaker 7: I think the Democrats like their laws. They just don't
Speaker 7: like our laws. They like the laws that they like.
Speaker 7: They like to pick and choose their laws, because they're
Speaker 7: totally okay with people with laws, just not the laws
Speaker 7: that they don't like.
Speaker 4: Supposedly, DHS has approved plans in Florida for a facility
Speaker 4: to detain illegals in the ever Glades. It's surrounded by alligators.
Speaker 4: We can call it alligator alcatraz.
Speaker 6: Hey, Michael, to answer your question as to why are
Speaker 6: they setting way mold cars on fire, there's an anchor
Speaker 6: out in the Los Angeles named Jory Rand ABC seven,
Speaker 6: and he characterized the neighbors as just a bunch of
Speaker 6: people having fun watching cars burn. That should help.
Speaker 4: They say America is the land of opportunity. It is.
Speaker 4: Think about this. Last week, a guy who was a
Speaker 4: former McDonald's employee saves the free world from Iranian nuclear power.
Speaker 8: Very amazing, Michael, Why don't those morons figure out a
Speaker 8: way to crack down on the cars that have no tags,
Speaker 8: no license plate, expire, temporary tags, expire tags. Could you
Speaker 8: know they're not paying anything they could? Pull Us is
Speaker 8: missing out on a whole lot of quote fees on that,
Speaker 8: plus they don't have insurance. The scumballs.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, Governor pull Us promoted the Denver is the fourth
Speaker 4: best cycling city in the US. Just amazing. We built
Speaker 4: all these bikelanes, yet no one uses it. I wonder
Speaker 4: if it has to do with all the crime in
Speaker 4: Denver and the trash and the bikelanes. Huh. I also
Speaker 4: wonder how do we rank in bicycle Seff. That's a
Speaker 4: great idea. Ride your bicycle and get it stolen.
Speaker 9: Hey, Michael, and Dragon doctor Brown he was attacked by
Speaker 9: the Libyans, not the Iranians. Have a nice day, Michael.
Speaker 10: I used to believe that if Democrats actually got what
Speaker 10: they voted for, they would realize the errors of their ways. However,
Speaker 10: I'm not convinced of that anymore. I hope New York
Speaker 10: actually votes for this dumb dumb to become mayor. Peo
Speaker 10: will destroy that city once and for all, and they
Speaker 10: deserve it.
Speaker 11: Michael, what this guy who's running for mayor of New
Speaker 11: York is saying sounds like something that would come from
Speaker 11: the Babylon be except it's ten and not funny, and
Speaker 11: actually it's shocking and horristic.
Speaker 1: Mike.
Speaker 7: So if you don't have to pay property taxes or rent,
Speaker 7: you can provide cheaper produce and groceries.
Speaker 9: Aren't they just admitting.
Speaker 7: That property taxes and rent is out of control, a
Speaker 7: problem that they caused.
Speaker 12: Hey, Michael, I find myself kind of hoping the socialist
Speaker 12: wins in New York City, just so I can watch
Speaker 12: from a as the people of New York City. You
Speaker 12: reap what they sew. Does that make me a bad person?
Speaker 12: And before you get too cute with your answer, I
Speaker 12: specifically asked, does that one thing make me a bad person?
Speaker 5: Mike? You almost had me on the story about the
Speaker 5: grocery stores. But this must be a regurgitated story from
Speaker 5: April first or something, because when you started talking about
Speaker 5: the DMV and linking it to that, and that's a plus. No,
Speaker 5: no one, no one would do that.
Speaker 13: Good morning. This is your favorite jew goober, Yes, your
Speaker 13: frailite jew buber. Hey, welcome back, Daggon. I think the
Speaker 13: lawyer and the judge had a woo woo not there,
Speaker 13: That's what I think he called it. Honey. I mean,
Speaker 13: listen to his boy, Honey, you just flew out so
Speaker 13: like naturally.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think judge.
Speaker 13: I think the lawyer is doing the judge.
Speaker 6: Have a good date, Michael.
Speaker 14: I agree with you. Why would we have to worry
Speaker 14: about a judge that's out of his jurisdiction and the
Speaker 14: Supreme Court already ruled. I mean, it's just irrelevant. Why
Speaker 14: even make news out of this guy? He's nothing. This
Speaker 14: judge needs to be impeached. He needs to be thrown
Speaker 14: out of his job because he has no jurisdiction and
Speaker 14: he's disobeying a Supreme Court order.
Speaker 10: Hey, Mike, let's just buy Devil's Island from the French
Speaker 10: and send him there.