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<v Speaker 1>Good morning. This is a test of the emergency Cackle

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<v Speaker 1>prevention system. This is only a test. An event of

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<v Speaker 1>a real Calculi emergency, you would have been directed to

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<v Speaker 1>leave it talkback at this place in time. I repeat,

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<v Speaker 1>this is only a test. Bye Michael and Dragon testes

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<v Speaker 1>testes one, two, three.

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<v Speaker 2>My lord, are you needy? I ride on the back

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<v Speaker 2>window of my truck. My guber number is fifteen twenty

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<v Speaker 2>and hawk if you're a guber two and then I

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<v Speaker 2>list Michael says, go here dot com. And then you

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<v Speaker 2>still want talkbacks. You are insatiable?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Goober's we need to think this through. Dragon leaves

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<v Speaker 3>on quote unquote a vacation, then we have this strike

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<v Speaker 3>on Iran's nuclear sites, and then Dragon returns. Are we

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<v Speaker 3>living in Game of Thrones? I mean we're the drug

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<v Speaker 3>Wagan's released to do this. I don't think there was

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<v Speaker 3>any vacation.

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<v Speaker 4>At all, Michael.

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<v Speaker 5>A few months ago, I was in Phoenix and I

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<v Speaker 5>saw lots of Waymo cars.

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<v Speaker 4>They're super interesting.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know why anybody wanted to burn them.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh pastor gravitas. Thanks hey, Dragon. Since I know that

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<v Speaker 4>Michael would not want to go on a trip with

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<v Speaker 4>his goobers, all twelve of us, why don't we do

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<v Speaker 4>a trip with Dragon, just Dragon? It would be amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet all of us would go. Let's ask the

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<v Speaker 4>superiors at iHeart one of Mike.

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<v Speaker 7>I think the Democrats like their laws. They just don't

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<v Speaker 7>like our laws. They like the laws that they like.

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<v Speaker 7>They like to pick and choose their laws, because they're

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<v Speaker 7>totally okay with people with laws, just not the laws

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<v Speaker 7>that they don't like.

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<v Speaker 4>Supposedly, DHS has approved plans in Florida for a facility

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<v Speaker 4>to detain illegals in the ever Glades. It's surrounded by alligators.

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<v Speaker 4>We can call it alligator alcatraz.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, Michael, to answer your question as to why are

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<v Speaker 6>they setting way mold cars on fire, there's an anchor

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<v Speaker 6>out in the Los Angeles named Jory Rand ABC seven,

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<v Speaker 6>and he characterized the neighbors as just a bunch of

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<v Speaker 6>people having fun watching cars burn. That should help.

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<v Speaker 4>They say America is the land of opportunity. It is.

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<v Speaker 4>Think about this. Last week, a guy who was a

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<v Speaker 4>former McDonald's employee saves the free world from Iranian nuclear power.

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<v Speaker 8>Very amazing, Michael, Why don't those morons figure out a

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<v Speaker 8>way to crack down on the cars that have no tags,

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<v Speaker 8>no license plate, expire, temporary tags, expire tags. Could you

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<v Speaker 8>know they're not paying anything they could? Pull Us is

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<v Speaker 8>missing out on a whole lot of quote fees on that,

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<v Speaker 8>plus they don't have insurance. The scumballs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday, Governor pull Us promoted the Denver is the fourth

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<v Speaker 4>best cycling city in the US. Just amazing. We built

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<v Speaker 4>all these bikelanes, yet no one uses it. I wonder

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<v Speaker 4>if it has to do with all the crime in

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<v Speaker 4>Denver and the trash and the bikelanes. Huh. I also

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<v Speaker 4>wonder how do we rank in bicycle Seff. That's a

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<v Speaker 4>great idea. Ride your bicycle and get it stolen.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, Michael, and Dragon doctor Brown he was attacked by

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<v Speaker 9>the Libyans, not the Iranians. Have a nice day, Michael.

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<v Speaker 10>I used to believe that if Democrats actually got what

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<v Speaker 10>they voted for, they would realize the errors of their ways. However,

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not convinced of that anymore. I hope New York

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<v Speaker 10>actually votes for this dumb dumb to become mayor. Peo

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<v Speaker 10>will destroy that city once and for all, and they

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<v Speaker 10>deserve it.

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<v Speaker 11>Michael, what this guy who's running for mayor of New

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<v Speaker 11>York is saying sounds like something that would come from

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<v Speaker 11>the Babylon be except it's ten and not funny, and

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<v Speaker 11>actually it's shocking and horristic.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike.

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<v Speaker 7>So if you don't have to pay property taxes or rent,

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<v Speaker 7>you can provide cheaper produce and groceries.

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<v Speaker 9>Aren't they just admitting.

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<v Speaker 7>That property taxes and rent is out of control, a

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<v Speaker 7>problem that they caused.

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<v Speaker 12>Hey, Michael, I find myself kind of hoping the socialist

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<v Speaker 12>wins in New York City, just so I can watch

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<v Speaker 12>from a as the people of New York City. You

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<v Speaker 12>reap what they sew. Does that make me a bad person?

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<v Speaker 12>And before you get too cute with your answer, I

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<v Speaker 12>specifically asked, does that one thing make me a bad person?

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<v Speaker 5>Mike? You almost had me on the story about the

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<v Speaker 5>grocery stores. But this must be a regurgitated story from

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<v Speaker 5>April first or something, because when you started talking about

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<v Speaker 5>the DMV and linking it to that, and that's a plus. No,

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<v Speaker 5>no one, no one would do that.

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<v Speaker 13>Good morning. This is your favorite jew goober, Yes, your

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<v Speaker 13>frailite jew buber. Hey, welcome back, Daggon. I think the

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<v Speaker 13>lawyer and the judge had a woo woo not there,

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<v Speaker 13>That's what I think he called it. Honey. I mean,

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<v Speaker 13>listen to his boy, Honey, you just flew out so

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<v Speaker 13>like naturally.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I think judge.

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<v Speaker 13>I think the lawyer is doing the judge.

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<v Speaker 6>Have a good date, Michael.

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<v Speaker 14>I agree with you. Why would we have to worry

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<v Speaker 14>about a judge that's out of his jurisdiction and the

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<v Speaker 14>Supreme Court already ruled. I mean, it's just irrelevant. Why

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<v Speaker 14>even make news out of this guy? He's nothing. This

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<v Speaker 14>judge needs to be impeached. He needs to be thrown

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<v Speaker 14>out of his job because he has no jurisdiction and

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<v Speaker 14>he's disobeying a Supreme Court order.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, Mike, let's just buy Devil's Island from the French

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<v Speaker 10>and send him there.