Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, Welcome back to episode fifty three fifty four
fifty four of Isakai Dungeons and Dragons. This is the
start of the final arc.
Speaker 2: The.
Speaker 1: God Rush as I guess we'll call it the God
Rush Ark, the final arc. Last time on East Kye
D and D, the group, all of us together collectively
found the creator of Vestoria aptly named Vestoria, and she
sort of explained the situation about the usurper gods and
all of that heavy law stuff. It was all heavy
law in the last episode. This episode is all about
the fighting. The crew have been transported. You guys are
with the other Pendant users who came with you, which
is like Washington, Jesus and Hatchiko, and you guys have
entered the wedding reception at church where Frank is there
and his daughter is getting married, and you guys are
begun combat with Frank the fighter.
Speaker 3: Is the reception or is it the wedding ceremony?
Speaker 1: It's the wedding Ceremony's the wedding ceremony.
Speaker 4: It's the wedding ceremony. Your mid wedding ceremony.
Speaker 1: They're like important, yeah, yeah, you shall kiss the bride
and you guys teleported in and we're like, I am
here as always with Cody Schwabadi.
Speaker 4: Hi, I am here with the shark Daniel Green.
Speaker 5: I'm going to give you guys the best sound in
the world.
Speaker 1: Do it didn't come through you guys, the best out
of the world and it's just silence. I'm here with
Norman Briggs.
Speaker 2: Objection.
Speaker 1: Uh, okay, we're.
Speaker 2: Here today of all day, the day of your daughter
wedding to funk you up.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, sorry, you're encountered your character. Objection, objection to
the wedding?
Speaker 2: Objection?
Speaker 6: What do they say, like if anyone no, that's right,
does anyone to jab object?
Speaker 7: The word objection is just so like cult room to me, No,
I I could see it objection and then you like, it's.
Speaker 3: Like if anyone here does like not find this like
holy union or something, does anybody object to it? Now? Again?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 3: The objection is But wait a minute, I've always wondered,
like in an actual wedding, when they say like speak
now forever hold your piece, that like what happens if
somebody actually says something like do they ever stop the wedding?
And like, well, let's hear this guy's piece.
Speaker 5: Now, like, what.
Speaker 2: Evidence.
Speaker 4: I'm sure, I'm sure.
Speaker 5: In movies, I know the answer. What happens if you
have to fight to the death for the shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you've been in that situation before, right.
Speaker 5: And if it's somewhat objecting on behalf of the bride, like, oh,
it's actually the other way. Still, you got it.
Speaker 3: Somebody has to end up dead after somebody. Okay, it's
in the law.
Speaker 5: It's in the constitution.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in the constitution. So what no, no, if
it's in the culture. What happens in other countries? What
happens in England if somebody constitution's rustige?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the constitution is so strong it applies everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh, dude, you're right. Actually, you're right. I don't know
why I doubted you.
Speaker 3: You're right, you're right.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, that's why I own a gun.
Speaker 3: Four Sorry, you got so?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You you you're here?
Speaker 4: Did I introduce Teching Anthony? I didn't. Actually I will
say Teching Anthony.
Speaker 3: Hello. This is Anthony's accent from when he was in Nebraska,
which just sounds like me.
Speaker 1: Okay, incredible, incredible. You guys appeared in front of Frank
the fighter Facini. He said, you have to be at
my daughter's wedding. You're gonna get bad a batter binged,
which I think is exactly what he said.
Speaker 3: It might be word for word.
Speaker 1: And you guys all immediately have to roll initiative because
the combat begun. As Frank stands up in fury. You
look around this wedding chapel. You see goons to the left,
you see goons to the right. You see Frank the
fighter's daughter about to be married to another goon. There
is the goon.
Speaker 4: You're surrounded by gooners. You're surrounded by the idea.
Speaker 3: The person she's getting married to is also just named goons,
a specific name. He's the goon groom, that's what he is.
Speaker 4: No, No, all of them are goons. He isn't a goon,
but his name is goon, right, because when.
Speaker 3: He gets married to her, she's no, he's no longer
just a goon. He levels up and levels up.
Speaker 1: Right, he's like level one goon, level two. Husband's yeah,
like the mafia boss, right, and you're currently fighting level
ninety nine, Frank, the feather cheety mafia boss.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's level ninety nine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in mafia he is not in D and D
in Mafia.
Speaker 7: The equivalent would be about level seven, Yeah, where we
we massively outrank him.
Speaker 1: Right now, Yeah, you're good. And actually the battle begins
with Norman. You guys have just spawned in a line. Yeah,
you're with Washington, Jesus Hatchiko.
Speaker 3: Norman.
Speaker 1: You begin.
Speaker 4: As the resident gooner.
Speaker 6: And you're frank saying bottom bing and I'm like, I think,
I think of my dad, and I'm like, fuck you,
and I put wafer, I put a wall of fire
up between all the goons.
Speaker 3: Is separate? Is your dad?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Like Norman's dad it is Italian?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: His mother is okay?
Speaker 6: And he would say the bad being, the bad being
reminded me of of my father and like a second generation,
first generate, like is he from basically are.
Speaker 2: You talking about Norman's father, right, Norman's father not my father?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: Is your Norman is Normans from Italy?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 2: That's Cool's father?
Speaker 5: Are going to pull you aside just real quick and
be like.
Speaker 3: How have we not talked about this?
Speaker 2: How have we never? Norman looked over and I was like,
my laugh name BRIGATONI, but.
Speaker 1: I wanted I'm just is he from itsaly like he
was born parents? Okay, that's that's what I want to know.
I wanted to know if it was my generation, second generation.
Speaker 6: But I am going to wall of fire between the
goon and the bride separating, right.
Speaker 3: And there's a bunch of flowers right there. This all
just getting it up right in the Yeah.
Speaker 6: I say objection, and I put a wall of fire
between the good and the bride, and it's.
Speaker 2: I want I wanted to like hit Frank.
Speaker 1: It's so good that I just love that.
Speaker 3: You you cast divorce wall.
Speaker 1: Okay, So which direction are you pointing the foot wall
of fire towards the bride or towards the goon because
it probably will kill you the one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just want to say they don't have
a little health.
Speaker 2: Norman would put it towards the groom and.
Speaker 3: Not the bride.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, because he's a gooner. Okay, so there's wall
of fire. How long is this wall of fire?
Speaker 6: It's up to sixty feet?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Are you making it? How long are you making it?
Speaker 6: Is this? I wanted to start at like the distance
of the first goon all the way to Frank if
you could do.
Speaker 1: That, Okay, the closest good to me, Frank, Yeah, goon
to Frank, I've created the walls. This wall of fire
rushes out roll your five dy eight damage, and Frank
and the goon are going to do dexterity saving throws. Yes, they,
I think, depending on your damage. I think the goon, Oh,
my god, the goon critically succeeded.
Speaker 3: The goon critically succeeded. Bro.
Speaker 4: He the wall of fire and that's an awful roll
my god, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: The lowest possible.
Speaker 3: Power of true love.
Speaker 1: Man, yea love is Abela, my wife, my fiance. I
will survive. There's wall of flames for you. I will
step for hell for I have the ultim coon.
Speaker 6: And I can't walk through the fire. But it would
be so bad as if like if the bella to
see them walk through fire on fire.
Speaker 2: Don't go for the Kiff.
Speaker 4: I mean, he can go through the fire. He just
takes damage when he does it right, so he could try.
He takes half damage from that, which is like seven damage,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Six six damage when he when he shouted Isabella so
we know her name, Anthony starts to like look over
at her a little bit. You're free. You're a freak,
are you?
Speaker 5: Are you going to beg this bride?
Speaker 3: No, I won't do what this goes, This goes. It's
crazy phrase.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, Frank. The fighter also only takes that six
damage from it.
Speaker 1: I can't believe the goon had just as well good
of a saving through was Frank the fighter?
Speaker 4: Faccini? Are you doing anything else? Norman? The flame wall
is there.
Speaker 2: I am going to position myself like on one of
the like seats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just takes a few.
Speaker 4: Yes, you did.
Speaker 1: Sorry, by the way, I logged, okay, great, you're here,
huge news huge?
Speaker 4: Oh god, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: When they end their turn within ten feet of that
side of the wall, they take the damage right, Yes,
so they can they can.
Speaker 4: Get out of that.
Speaker 1: Jesus is his turn. Jesus looks over he goes. He
turns to Wilhelm and says, my apprentice, where does he
sound like that? Hey, my apprentice, are we going to
take on this guy?
Speaker 4: Your old master?
Speaker 2: Is it just I said?
Speaker 5: Is it just goons at the wedding?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 5: Are we looking around it people with matching suits?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, at the wedding, Yes, Frank here's the thing, right,
here's the thing. These gods. He's created these people to
like because obviously he doesn't have a real family. Yeah,
because he just lives in a god bubble by himself.
So he has manifested a fake mafia family to play
mafia with himself. So they're all goons, they're all dolls
and lives in a big weird dollhouse.
Speaker 2: I'm the.
Speaker 1: My little goons.
Speaker 4: It's really sad.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, that's a really god. We should probably kill
him and put him out of his mission.
Speaker 9: Literally, I just have a couple Okay, Jesus, are we
doing this like in a violent way or could we
like talk our way out of this?
Speaker 5: And what what's what's Jesus preaching? Hey?
Speaker 1: You know my in my book The Bible, I wrote
it with I had lots of pen names, Mark, Matthew,
Luca John did you know? Yeah, my publisher said I
should use a bunch of pen names. That makes it
feel like more legit.
Speaker 5: House. That sounds like a penguin random house thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know what a penguin is, But.
Speaker 3: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: He's going to quote the Bible to you I am
just going to look up random Bible quote and he's
going to quote at you.
Speaker 3: It's up to you to figure out what this means.
Speaker 9: There's gotta be a website that will just hand you
a random vibe.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm doing right now, John for twenty, Oh yes,
watch it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, whoever claims the love God yet hates a brother
or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love
their brother and sister whom they have seen cannot love
God whom they have not seen.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I know I'm a brother or you're an atheist.
I guess is the idea? Okay, okay there, I don't
know what that is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if that's a real Bible quote.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that was.
Speaker 5: That was exactly what I needed to hear.
Speaker 3: I now know how I do?
Speaker 1: You not know what to do?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I do, I know.
Speaker 5: I do not know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah one, John four Colon twenty Bible refut I can't
believe the randomly generator.
Speaker 4: What I got was John four twenty, Such.
Speaker 1: A perfect Jesus anyway.
Speaker 4: That's that means, like, you know, we're brothers and sisters.
Speaker 1: We gotta love each other. And he's he's God, but really,
so get his ass.
Speaker 3: It's his turn.
Speaker 1: I don't why talking like it's your turn. Jesus is
gonna run up towards Frank. He can't actually get to him,
so he's actually gonna just leap over the pew and
attack a goon.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, why not.
Speaker 3: Jesus is in a church and he get like a
plus five to like something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's not his church. It's an Italian church.
Speaker 5: He can't just like walk into the Parthenon.
Speaker 3: And be like, no, no, no, this is from me.
Whoa Jesus, whoa Jesus.
Speaker 4: He smooths the.
Speaker 1: He has two strikes. Oh the second one.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that does hit. They do not have.
Speaker 1: So Jesus literally he dives over one of the pews
and just karate chops a goon so hard he explodes.
Speaker 3: It is now slim.
Speaker 4: He does turn as a goon slime.
Speaker 3: Game.
Speaker 1: It's now the right goons turn so all the goons
on the right turn around. So this is the bride goons. Yeah,
the goons of the bride.
Speaker 10: They will say, hey, that's my sister, Hey, that's my
my daughter, Hey, that's my cousin.
Speaker 1: That's they right, They all just stay to their relation
to how yeah, hey, that's my friend from high school.
Speaker 5: At the exact same time, in the exact same cadence.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, they're actually same voice.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Norman.
Speaker 1: I think they all just pull out their guns and
start firing at Norman because he's the only one who's
done with You've got four bullets coming at you at
simultaneous bullets from four different goons. You've got one, two,
three four. Any of those hit.
Speaker 5: One, two, three four.
Speaker 2: My armor class is thirteen. I will use arcane to
flection to bring me to fifteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, so three of those hits three them okay, oh
you know he's yeah, small damage by themselves, but on
mass that's twenty three damage as three of the goons
start blasting at you, Norman. But now it is Frank
the fighter Federcini's turn. Bro, He's going to walk through
the flames. Oh shit, yeah, down the column of flames.
He can't really walk that far though, so he doesn't
take any damage from it. He did, he did. He
took six damage from it because and he will be
ending his turn on there, so we will be taking
more damage. But he pulls out a Tommy gun. Whoa,
and he gritts with the he's lighting his cigar.
Speaker 4: On the wall of flames, and.
Speaker 1: He points his tommy gunn at the row of people
in front of him. As you got That's how you
guys spawned in there. We didn't even get a chance
to get a chance to movie. You spored, and he's
coming at you. Get initiative next time. So the tommy
gun has a thing where if it hits somebody, it
hits people within five feet of it. Is how his
tommy gun works.
Speaker 3: We'll just lined up next to each except so.
Speaker 1: He's gonna aim at Cody and that will also hit
Washington and Anthony if it hits Cody.
Speaker 7: I don't have a terribly high on the bus. Fueno
twenty seven hits.
Speaker 1: Oh wow wow thirty. Whether the tommy gun fires, bullets
spray out in the flames. You see the barreling towards you.
Bam Anthony gets hit, Bam Washington gets hit, and Bam
Cody gets hit. All thirty. Oh no, you guys say half, No,
you guys take off, Sorry, Washington take half the damage?
Is this what type of damage? Bullet?
Speaker 3: Bullet damage.
Speaker 5: That would be piercing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it would be piercing.
Speaker 7: I need to I need to was ship before I
can do anything about that.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, alright, there we go.
Speaker 5: Weird question.
Speaker 11: Sorry, Yeah, do you get a higher ac typically for
being a smaller animal that's dexterous or like a big
animal that's farmer.
Speaker 3: So it depends on the animal.
Speaker 7: I mean there's only like like a couple animals, to
be honest, that have any natural armor above sort of
like fourteen like a rhino wood everything else.
Speaker 3: They have like seventeen.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, most beasts do not have like any see at all.
Speaker 5: I was I was just saying because I was trying
to shoot my cat.
Speaker 1: The other day and that will Yeah, but to be said,
you do not have a hide to hit. You probably
have a negative modifier.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I I could hit your cat, Which.
Speaker 3: Does that count as a threat? I could hit your cat?
All right? The mods are reviewing it. This will be
roostiges like broadcast is that funny?
Speaker 1: Frank does have another one, but he's gonna move it
over to George Washington and he's gonna fire with George Washington.
So he's just gone down the line, right, So that
you will take if it hits George, you will take
half of this damage.
Speaker 3: Sorry, George, that's good easy, I'm sure.
Speaker 4: Fourteen not. I apologize, I apologize, I apologize. I appreciate
you showing me your cat, but the fourteen does not. Okay,
blind listeners the cat to confront roasted. Yeah, green with
the cat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Daniel protect that cat. Which.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So Frank is big, right, he's tall, he's a
big fella. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The gun is like a big gun.
Speaker 7: So these bullets are just fucking like cannon balls.
Speaker 4: No, they like when he fires a big bullet, it
turns into lots of little bullets.
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess. Yeah, all right, Willhelm, you're going to
take a shot. He has three he's a fighter. They
have a lot of attacks.
Speaker 5: That is it.
Speaker 4: Willhelm is fifteen higher than your armor class, thinks.
Speaker 1: So are you sure because I got that new feet?
Speaker 5: Yeah, my arm class is sixteen.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, he's got new feet. So he parries his feet.
Speaker 4: As the as the bullets. Yeah, oh my god, I
guess do you No?
Speaker 3: You wouldn't. You wouldn't have to flec missile, would you.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: I don't think he has that yet. No, that's like
a little six thing.
Speaker 3: The idea of reflecting a bullet a cannon ball size
bullet would be just an I hope Jesus will do.
Speaker 1: That, so he actually yeah, he fires his Tommy gone
three times and spraying it. Cody is really the only
one that gets hit in any way meaningful way. But
it's George Washington's turn.
Speaker 5: How I dodge it on accident? It's me turning. It's
me turning, Norman going, you're that's Italian.
Speaker 1: Oh, George Washington standing here, he's the reform to George Washington,
if you remember. All right, guys, I realize that we
have a job to do here, and we gotta fight
the son of a bitch the American way.
Speaker 4: He runs over.
Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna pu.
Speaker 4: He runs over to where Jesus just knocked out the
guy and picks up his gun.
Speaker 3: You guys are right, you just beat me to it.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have unning a running cardio that American.
Speaker 1: He doesn't own a god. But there is a gun
on the floor because one of the goons dropped.
Speaker 3: Once.
Speaker 1: He runs over and he picks it up, and he
points it at I guess he's actually got to point
it at one of the goons.
Speaker 7: Probably he's proficient in that, right, or do Americans just
have like a.
Speaker 4: Natural Americans have a natural proficiency.
Speaker 3: I've never I've never had a gun in my life,
and yet I still have that proficiency for some reason.
Speaker 9: So good all of duty that we can disassemble and
reassemble in him sixteen.
Speaker 3: That's just how it works for some reason.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's going to smite his gun as well, so
these are holy bullets.
Speaker 3: Oh he's a silver. That's cool.
Speaker 1: When he hits the goon next to him because they
only have a twelve armor class, So he rushes over
to Jesus, he picks up a gun. There's like an
eagle cry as the American flag swoos behind him. He
pulls up the gun and just hopefully blast the head off.
Speaker 4: One of the goons.
Speaker 1: Hopefully, you know.
Speaker 4: He shoots the like into the shoulder of what the goons.
Speaker 1: The goon gets down on the ground bloody, but thirteen
actually doesn't quite kill a goon. All right, well sorry,
all right, gosh, you guys are I just you guys
have awful initiatives? Yeah yeah, yeah, into the internal order
besides Norman, who's at the start.
Speaker 4: But it means all your turns are club together.
Speaker 3: We just spawned it in the middle of a wedding,
just like, wait, what are we doing? Four of us
gone at the same time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, genuinely, all four of you guys go at the
same time, does it?
Speaker 3: Tranton?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I like to think that we tried to respect
the ceremony and they started.
Speaker 2: Walked into objection and put fire between them.
Speaker 4: Barks, what do you want how to go to do?
He looks over at Cody.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would be okay, right, yeah, the other guy.
Speaker 7: I think I think our NPCs will have to handle
the goons and we'll focus on Franks.
Speaker 3: I just like that the four goons on on.
Speaker 4: Alright, he's gonna cast fireball then out of his mouth
to try and burn.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I forgot he could do.
Speaker 7: You're just gonna.
Speaker 1: Bite Barks and a fireball comes flying out of his mouth.
Speaker 3: That's gonna hit character.
Speaker 1: Forgot that, all right, we're gonna get four. We're gonna
get four goons saving throws? What is half of twenty
six thirteen thirteen? Okay, so they will.
Speaker 4: Survive it if they succeed the saving throw one, two, three, four, Well,
one of them didn't uh yeah, I think only I
think two of them did two of them didn't, so
that I want to say, yeah, the fireble explodes out
two of the goons immolated flames and die, and two
of them are reduced to single digit points.
Speaker 3: Thirteen damage as well, and yes.
Speaker 1: Because they take thirteen damage. And Hatchiko then turns around
to Cody and gets on his knees and expects a treat.
Speaker 3: Oh I I have some actually yeah? Oh good, yeah,
yeah I have.
Speaker 7: I have good berries on me, which delicious to everyone,
so good berries. I go popping one of them like
good boy, Yes, I thought, was response, yes, yes, yes,
I do.
Speaker 4: I a master. That's what, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Oh, Japanese Hatch gets me. It's the left guion's time.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, this is that is untranslated.
Speaker 4: So okay, the left goons are now going to turn
their attention to Jesus and George Western Washington, probably George
Washington actually because they stole their gun.
Speaker 1: So three goons George Washington one, two, three, They yell out,
I thought you were a clerk. How the fun do
you divine? Smite that bullet? And George Washington goes, I'm
American motherfucker. And they critically fail one of them. Only
one of them hits. So George Washington takes nine damage.
And you know what I'm going to say, with the
critical fail one of them being on two HP already,
the critical fail is probably gonna be from that guy.
And he dies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just do that.
Speaker 1: Oh, like, there's a misfire in it, like hits him
in the He like tries to pull out his gun
and actually shoots his foot and goes, ah ah, I
was the husband. Sorry, I was the husband of the
brother of the groom goon.
Speaker 4: Oh and he dies.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 3: Actually I know somebody that this is oddly similar to
shooting himself on the foot with a gun in a church. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a true American experience. It is also a
husband goon turned So the husband goon is going to
walk through the wall of fire to get to Isabella.
Speaker 3: WHOA Okay, So is he going to die?
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's Norman doesn't reroll the role. It's just
that same role. So if he succeeds his saving throw,
he will survive. Is he a slightly more health than
the rest.
Speaker 3: Of the kind of want him to do it?
Speaker 1: So if he succeeds his saving throw, which is the
number he has to beat. Norman My DC is sixteenth,
so he has to beat a sixteen to survive walking
through the fire to go to his love.
Speaker 3: He does. Was on his side. Yes, I think we're
all right.
Speaker 1: Everyone was rooted for him. It's a really dramatic moment
for him because he's like, Isabella, my love, I will
walk through the fire and the flames that you and
he's still through the flames, and all Isabella sees on
the other side there's the skellers in coming up, just
melting in the crowd in front of her.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7: Okay, the heads up, Daniel, I think you've deleted the
goon on the right that was in the turn order.
Speaker 1: I did do that, would Daniel Long.
Speaker 3: Thought?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and you know what, there's less goons now,
so I'm just gonna all group them on the new
goon order. There these ones are in shock, and now
it's Isabella's turn. And Isabella Goesa.
Speaker 3: You cut out there?
Speaker 1: Oh I cut out.
Speaker 3: For us on discord. Discord is just eating your you're
allowed Italian. Yeah, it's just beating my mom.
Speaker 12: She goes, mmmy, okay, oh my husband, good to do
you have a boat?
Speaker 8: Said he was the fourth one.
Speaker 1: I thought he was the one for me.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's why there's been so many weddings.
Speaker 1: She just she's getting very She goes, this is all
your fault. Uh and Frank like, sweetie, we will find
you another one. But for the moment, I've got to
kill these fuckers batter being bada boom the fighter. So
Isabella she doesn't fight, she's just a girl's and what.
Speaker 7: Does what is it?
Speaker 3: Guys chat?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 3: The ustage always says girls can't fight. That's what he that's.
Speaker 1: He's just a guy. I've said he's just a guy,
like I swear to god, Isabella back paddle.
Speaker 3: Guys, your credit, your credit. You have said he's just
a guy.
Speaker 7: All he knows how to do is fight because mena Actually, Isabella.
Speaker 1: Pulls out a rocket launcher. I need all of you
to do a dexter any saving throw.
Speaker 3: No, I'm okay with that. Let's do it. She doesn't
have that, I'll do it. She goes, I'm probably okay.
This isn't my fault. For what it's worth. There you go, Cody,
there you go.
Speaker 1: Great, Okay, great. Sorry, all right, Anthony and Cody, you
guys take five damage. Daniel Green and Norman, you guys
take eleven as the as the bazooker explodes as you, Norman,
you'd be out of grain.
Speaker 4: So you're fine.
Speaker 5: Like all women, she did a terrible job with that attack.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, my mistake, Rusted. It was the other Daniel
that said that. Yeah, that was not my fault. I
got to mix it.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Anthony, is it runs away?
Speaker 3: Anthony, is your I move a little bit over just
to get a better look at Isabella. So she was like,
wait a minute, her name is Isabella wedding rocket launcher.
She looks exactly like my fiance, and that is my
fiance's name canonically, so can I ask where the rocket
launcher fits in? It was a really it was like
our second date, I think is she pulled out the
rocket launcher on that one. Her dad was like a
military guy, so it was an interesting you know, we
fell for each other instantly, you know how it goes.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, so anyway, I'm in a lightning bolt, Frank
just right down the fire tunnel like, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: So that'd be a very cool attack.
Speaker 1: A very cool Yeah, Frank was actually supposed to take
the eleven damage or whatever, the thirteen damage again for
being in the water fire.
Speaker 4: But yeah, do a lightning bolt combining with the flames.
Speaker 3: So he's got to make a say, deck save save sixteen.
Speaker 4: He probably succeeded, but he does.
Speaker 3: But he takes half of eight D six.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we'll the eight D six.
Speaker 3: Yep, I just.
Speaker 4: Feel like it's going to be eight.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Actually it's thirty three thirty three. Half of that is a.
Speaker 4: Number that is fifteen plus one.
Speaker 3: Sixteen. Yeah, like sixteen, sixteen sixteen. There we go, Yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he takes sixteen damage as you blast him with
lightning out of your out of your cannon. Frank is stating, there,
I think you probably take a legendary action. Sorry, Cody,
he's good.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, it's okay. I'm in front. I'm in front,
and I have my big repulsion shield. Let's go.
Speaker 1: He's going to take a leisend reaction and he is
going to blow smoke in your eyes, Anthony.
Speaker 4: He has a cigar.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a helmet though, Oh, actually you are. I'm
an iron man. You're right, You're right.
Speaker 4: I didn't know your helmet on, actually, so he's not
gonna do that arm.
Speaker 1: You know what, you cannot be affected by smoking. Your
eyes cannot be affected by smoking your eyes. So he
said he's gonna blow smoke in front of him, okay,
and he's he's created a fog of smoke, which is
you can't see through.
Speaker 3: It, all right, fog of smoke, yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 4: Is magic smoke. So the wall of fire doesn't affect it.
Speaker 3: And I was going to say he's letting this fire
on smoke.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so now in front of you you
see flames and smoke, but you can no longer see Frank.
Speaker 4: And that that is legend reaction. Cody is your turn,
all right.
Speaker 3: I I will leap over Anthony, okay, directly towards the
wall of flame.
Speaker 7: And just before I hit the wall of flame, I'm
going to ignite and turn into a giant fire elemental.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, yeah shit, oh yeah, you can do that.
And I hit the wall of flame.
Speaker 7: I am immune to fire damage as a fire elemental,
and I know Frank's behind that somewhere, so my my
attacks a fire elamental is just it's a touch attack.
I just made contact with something to hit it. So
I'm just going to charge through the smoke. Yeah, with
my point it out trying to hit him.
Speaker 1: I think you probably hit him because youll get to
the other side of the smoke and be able to
see him.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, so.
Speaker 4: Nobody can hit him with range attacks at the moment.
Speaker 3: Ye. So I get a plus six to hit.
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty four. Yeah, you hit Frank quick thing.
Speaker 2: The wallfire technically is still up that I haven't won again.
So everyone that's been on the left side of it.
Speaker 5: Don't worry.
Speaker 4: Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I have been taking the damage for it, and Cody
is immune. Frank has been taking the damage.
Speaker 4: You do not need to worry, all right.
Speaker 7: So he's gonna take thirteen damage, okay, and I get multitaxile.
I'm gonna try and hit him again. Oh my god,
fourteen fourteen.
Speaker 1: You don't hit him, and he is a fighter, so
he's going to use repost for paste for paste. You
come out of the smoke in the flames as this
giant magma elemental and bash into him once and you
bash him into again, but he blocks it with the
butt of his tommy gun. He looks you in the
eye and he goes nah, and he's gonna punch you
with a flaming fist. He doesn't know your immunes a fire.
But half of this is bludgeoning, half of this is
fire damage.
Speaker 5: How stupid is this guy that he's like this fire guy.
Speaker 1: I don't like you know, it's a concept of fire.
Speaker 3: Thinks I'm like in there somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
rocked me.
Speaker 1: Sixteen hits. Okay, so the twenty is bludgeoning and the
twenty four is fire. Are you resistant to immunes to
fire damage? I'm immune to fight, so you don't hit
it twenty four? Are you resistant to bludging damage? No?
Speaker 3: I don't think. Oh yeah I am.
Speaker 7: I am. I am resistant to bligting, piercing, and slashing.
Speaker 1: So you only take ten damage as his flaming fist
hits you in the side. I just it doesn't. It
feels like fucking nothing to you.
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 4: Is okay?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 4: Your turn? Okay? Willhelm, You're up. You just see this
plume of smoke in your way.
Speaker 7: Sorry, sorry, because I hit him and he's a creature.
He did ignite, which means at the beginning of each
of Frank's turns, he will take a de tenerage.
Speaker 1: He's on fire. Okay, he's got a firewall and he's
on fire.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to remind me when it comes to
his turn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I make it to the bride this turn.
Speaker 1: The bride is too well. If you dashed, you could
be within ten feet of her, but you can't.
Speaker 5: And I dash and talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, talking's fine.
Speaker 3: I'm going to dash.
Speaker 1: Okay, you run across the you ignore all of the
fight that's happening, and you're running across the church towards
the bride and she's there with her berzukrad hand looking
at you.
Speaker 4: Hey, what are you doing over here? Are you Isabella?
Speaker 5: Okay, she's Italian? This is perfect. I'm gonna go look
at me.
Speaker 9: I am a real Italian man from back in the
real world, and you are a beautiful Italian woman who
has had to go through too many weddings due to
the tragedy of your father's business.
Speaker 5: I am here to rescue you and ask you today
to marry me here and now give.
Speaker 2: Give me a second.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I apologize, I apologize. Continue your monologue.
Speaker 5: I was so in the flow rest.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. I'm on my knees. I'm begging for
an apology.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry to roll persuasion.
Speaker 1: Oh pretty good, She goes, well, you don't look like
an Italian to me. Italians usually have you beautiful hair,
and you don't have any.
Speaker 3: That's true, there are Italians.
Speaker 5: Watch this linguini.
Speaker 14: Ah, but your words, your accent is so Italian, it's
so authentic. Your your facial features are so Italian, your
body hair so Italian. And I have that You said
that faint sniff of cigarettes and and linguini and pasta sauce.
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, guess what My father never hugged me.
Speaker 3: Hmm.
Speaker 4: And not only do you smell like Italian, you smell
like the streets of chicag Or.
Speaker 1: Our twenty is really good. Twenty is such a grow.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So she accept my proposal?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, she I mean to be honest, she's accepted
four guy who's proposal of the past would not much
prerecords emphasize them being Italian. So she would go, you
know what, yes, I do accept your proposal.
Speaker 15: Rank right, what is it on this day, the day
of your daughter's wedding. You must give me one gift,
and that gift is you surrender.
Speaker 3: It is not.
Speaker 1: We have to organize the wedding first.
Speaker 5: No, she said, we can get married right here, right now,
We're in a wedding. We're getting married. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: He snaps his fingers and Isabella dissolves and he killed
his daughter. I am sick and tired of this. I
you don't understand. I was just a lonely goon in
a in a family of mobsters.
Speaker 4: I was just a level.
Speaker 1: But I was offered a chance to be something greater.
I was offered a chance to be the head boss
the big Dawn Palladium. He gave me that chance. And
I'm not gonna fool for any of your stupid tricks anymore.
It is life or death now, bada being bada boom.
And you want to marry my daughter, well you can
marry her.
Speaker 3: And hell oh.
Speaker 5: Okay, Jesus, please forgive me. But he killed the love
of my life.
Speaker 3: He killed his daughter. This on the day of his
daughter's wedding. Oh dar, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, don't have chat open.
Speaker 5: I hope this is landing a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's so good argue. Okay, okay, will help. That is
Willhelm as your right. You did successfully deal with Isabella
in your own special way, and.
Speaker 5: I'd like to think I had a moral victory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you did.
Speaker 4: But Frank will take this chance to do a legendary action.
He's got to use him before his turn comes around.
And he's probably gonna.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that rocket launcher still laying on the floor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably.
Speaker 1: Probably, But Frank is going to turn round annoyed at
Wilhelm and he's gotta fire off a Tommy gun shots,
just one Tommy gun shot off at Wilhelm.
Speaker 4: If that is okay with you, Wilhelm to touch me,
he chunks you for twenty six. It is now Norman's term.
Speaker 5: Daar bit.
Speaker 2: Is wall of fire concentration.
Speaker 4: H yeah, I think so. So if I do something
else that goes down on concentration.
Speaker 2: Yeah, From where I'm sitting, can I see all of
the goons and Frank?
Speaker 1: You could You cannot see Frank because there is a
part there is smoke in the way, but you can
see the two goons on your left.
Speaker 2: Can I see the two goons on my right as well?
Speaker 1: I would say you could see one of them, but
not the other one, the one that's closest to me.
Speaker 6: I am going to flourish the weapon that Anthony gave me,
and you steal win strike, and as I flourish it,
I disappear, and up to five creatures that I could
see within range. Oh, I could see within range from
the moment I start the attack or is it after
each individual attack?
Speaker 1: It's probably when you start the attack, I imagine.
Speaker 2: Okay, to that the five features you could see within range,
make a meeting.
Speaker 6: Spell attack against each target on hit it take they
take sixty ten for them.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, do it? Sorry, yeah, just roll
your melee spell attack?
Speaker 4: Is you know what that is? You've played You've played
so much Dungeons.
Speaker 2: And Dragons, so much Dungeons and Dragon.
Speaker 4: I know that you know what your melee spell attack,
but modifiers, right.
Speaker 3: I think it's this.
Speaker 4: No, that's just a I think it's this. It's not
that that's your stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, it's yeah, it's your intelligence posture or proficiency.
So it'd be a plus eight. So I guess you
have more chromatic orb fucking four times or whatever it is. Wait,
you're doing against the the three goons. You can see
the three goons.
Speaker 2: I can see okay, the one, two, three, Okay, there
you go.
Speaker 4: You hit the three goons. How much damage does it do?
Speaker 1: Roll the damage? Right, well we'll see two. You don't
do you wrote individually plagon?
Speaker 3: Yes, I think so that's crazy. Listen in sand.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, let me just make.
Speaker 2: A meeting attack against each target. On hits. A target
takes sixty ten force damage.
Speaker 3: It's like ray. It's like a raise of fire, scorching ray.
Then okay, okay, and.
Speaker 1: It's they there's no saving for so, yeah, you just
fucking kill them all, your three goons.
Speaker 4: You fucking go binga mode.
Speaker 6: As I stabbed them all on the back, I like,
put the dagger away, and I'm like, as usual, I'm
the only one still.
Speaker 1: Other goons completely get destroyed and ripped apart.
Speaker 4: There is only one goon remaining.
Speaker 1: And he looks at the fucking evaporated bodies of his
flaming teammates and just the eviscerated singular goon and he's
he's like, ah me, this is the worst of the
wedding of my life.
Speaker 4: Maybe the second or worst, but this one's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Top ten for sure, Hall of Fame.
Speaker 4: What do you teleport because you do tell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, within five feet of one the targets, I either
hit or missed. Yeah, Frank, if you want over here.
Speaker 1: So you're now to the left of Frank, and you
can now see Frank because you're not obscured by the
spoke this in front of him. Jesus looks around and
he's like, well, I guess that's taking care of all right, George.
George is like, all right, Jesus, let's do this. Jesus
also picks up a gun.
Speaker 3: Chad.
Speaker 1: Then Jesus both The most American image you can think
of is Jesus and George Washington both wielding guns and
pointing them towards an Italian.
Speaker 3: Probably he's on a shirt somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And so they're gonna light up Jesus.
Speaker 5: The thumbnail.
Speaker 1: Jesus, Oh God, okay, Jesus is he's not as proficient
with the gun. He's not an American though, that's but
he does get two shots bang bang.
Speaker 5: Jesus is American tecking. He was the first American.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm sorry, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: I I one bullet hits into the side of Frank
as Jesus starts firing.
Speaker 4: It is now Frank's turn.
Speaker 1: Cody. You were in front of Frank, I am, and
he's just seen that this magma punch has done nothing
to you.
Speaker 3: He takes one deten at the beginning of his turn.
Speaker 1: He takes one detenan at the beginning of his turn.
Six damage, okay, and he is he is miffed, to
say the least.
Speaker 3: Holy shit.
Speaker 4: Huh he might have to Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So he either has a Tommy gun or a
flaming fist, and one's gonna be with disadvantage and one.
Speaker 4: Is not going to do anything to you.
Speaker 3: But this is great, This is good.
Speaker 4: Uh, this is what he's going to do. Then he
is going to action surge.
Speaker 1: Use his Tommy gun, which he has three of, which
now he will have six of okay, but they will
be with disadvantage.
Speaker 4: So you are going to be taking my is.
Speaker 3: A environmental element? Was really lost? Thirteen?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, Cody, you're about to be hit by
a lot of Tommy got because he's so Tommy gun
one with disadvantage critical fail.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sorry, I was thinking it was with that
advantage for some reason.
Speaker 4: Tommy on two sixteen thirty first bullet.
Speaker 1: If you have all piercing, right piercing, so you already
take half damage from it.
Speaker 3: I'm chilling.
Speaker 1: Tommy gone three, also a critical fails, gone randomly all over.
Speaker 3: The place.
Speaker 4: To number one four hits thirty seven.
Speaker 1: Okay, Tommy got number five, thirteen, what was your arm
the class again?
Speaker 3: Thirteen?
Speaker 1: That one hits twenty nine. Oh and then Tommy gone
number six would have been a critical, but it will be.
Speaker 4: It would be. I mean, so only twenty nine.
Speaker 1: So if you add that all up, which I assume
you've done yourself, I'm gonna do it for the audience
at home, for the audience at home, and then I'm
going to take that and then halve it. You took
a total of sixty three damage, so in one turn,
including two critical fails, he managed to deal one hundred
and twenty five damage.
Speaker 4: He is a god and resisted to it.
Speaker 1: So I only actually the action surge started unloading clipsid
to you, just the right, flashing all over the place.
Speaker 7: Everyone else as well, like well to Anthony and Hatchicko.
I guess, because everyone else is around this, yeah yeah, yeah,
behind the smoke, you just see like flashes of firing.
Speaker 3: Good thing, just like like a stroke light like shit
going on, just like what is going on in there?
Speaker 1: So yeah, you take sixty two or five damage, which
isn't enough to knock you out of a fire elemental
stage because you have like one hundred hit points. And
at the end of his turn, he's going to take
that fivety ten damage, which I have five y eight damage, which.
Speaker 4: I forgot what the role was.
Speaker 1: It was really bad thirty He takes thirteen damage at
the end of his turn, and George Washington with the
Holy Gun, with his divine It's basically he's infused guiding
bolt into his gun.
Speaker 4: He's firing guiding.
Speaker 1: Bolt bullets out of his gun, is what's happening, and
he hits for six plus eleven seventeen damage into Franko
Hatchie co.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 1: Actually no, it's the Goons before Hatchieg, isn't it. There
is one goon remaining, and the closest guy to this
goon is either Hatchigo or Wilhelm. Wilhelm turns up. Goon
turns to Wilhelm and says, hey, you, hey, you.
Speaker 4: Are going to marry my sister if she trusts you.
Speaker 1: I trust you. He walks towards Wilhelm. Willhelm, so he
doesn't know your name. What's your name?
Speaker 5: Will help you?
Speaker 4: What a strong Italian name? Yeah, it's such a German name.
Speaker 1: German.
Speaker 9: My full name is Friedrich Vaughan Willhelms the Spaghetti.
Speaker 4: I don't believe you. Hey, I just saw my sister disintegrate.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, I am.
Speaker 4: Am, I am I alive.
Speaker 3: I'm just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just realizing that the only memories I have is
the fact that she's my sister, and that's it.
Speaker 4: The only memories I have is is this.
Speaker 1: This is church man and the fact that that she
was my You do that big guy over there, Frank
the boss, the Matthew Dom Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, wait, dude, your name is Jeremy. You're from Connecticut.
He hit you in the head with a curse and
took your memories. He killed your sister.
Speaker 3: He's the enemy.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need you to do an advantage deception check
advantage deception.
Speaker 4: Because he's already doubting everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, doesn't even he's not even real.
Speaker 1: Six.
Speaker 2: That's horrible.
Speaker 1: I mean I gave you advantage and you got a six.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: He goes, No, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I need some time to think about this. Man, I
this has all got me all kinds of fucked up
or fetichinie.
Speaker 5: Jeremy from Kentucky. Why don't you go throw some stones
in a pond and think it over?
Speaker 4: I what is a pond?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 14: What is a.
Speaker 1: What is a what's going on?
Speaker 4: Do you mind?
Speaker 1: If I just sit down here?
Speaker 4: He's gotta sit down on the steps.
Speaker 5: I'm asking a little like ten feet over like actually
just like over there.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go. I eat a cigarette he pulls out.
I think of cigarettes and he opens it up. They're empty.
Oh no, nettes, I never even had any cigarettes. Okay,
wasn't hatch didn't hatchid Hachi coo is he's gonna Cody's fighting.
Hatchiko's orders from Cody was to blow up the goons.
So Hatchiko's got a fire about the goon that's having
an exertential.
Speaker 3: Crisis, gives zero ships.
Speaker 1: He doesn't understand what the fuck he's talking about. Yeah,
he's gonna send him a firebolt. Pork pork uh, I
know he doesn't have fireball.
Speaker 4: He's a bud. He does a vicious mockery though, So
he's going to do that.
Speaker 3: Oh that's w' oh my god. Just one psychic damage?
Speaker 1: Oh wow wow. Okay, well he's gonna do a wisdom save.
But genuinely, one is not enough to kill this guy.
He has two hit points.
Speaker 3: He's already taken enough psychic damage. He doesn't need this.
Speaker 10: But you just gave him depression on top of Patchiko
bark something and the coon goes, oh, you're right man,
and it takes one damage, but he doesn't die.
Speaker 1: He's still on one HP. Okay, Anthony, it's for real.
Speaker 3: Now, Okay. I from my perspective, I just see a
smoke cloud and I could barely make out anybody. I
cannot see Cody, correct, he's in a smoke cloud. Yeah, yeah,
you can see all right, So I can't use.
Speaker 7: This on you.
Speaker 3: I look over at Norman, I look over at Wilhelm.
I think I can get Okay, So this spell I'm
gonna cast has a thirty foot range. I want to
cast it on Willhelm, who's sixty feet away, so I
think I can move up thirty Yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Can move on thirty feet and then cast it on him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm casting haste on Wilhelm.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Willhelm, you are You're not.
Speaker 3: This is your god. It's time for you to take
take them down. Okay, let's do There you go. You
can move faster and you get one extra action, but
it can only be attack, dash, disengaged higher using objects.
I don't think if I use this on Norman he
could cast an extra spell.
Speaker 1: I don't think it doesn't.
Speaker 4: It says he does give you one extra attack Wilhelm
when you attack.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, so I'm just like haste haste laser.
Speaker 9: I like to think if you look at like the
laser on microscopic level, it's just a bunch of what's
that really fast rat from Boomerang.
Speaker 3: Fucking speedy Gonzales, the whole.
Speaker 4: Will Helm.
Speaker 1: You feel quickness, fiddle your muscles, your fibers.
Speaker 4: You can see your skin turning red. All right, have fun,
Like visualize it as.
Speaker 3: The crack laser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, is that your turn up for me? You
gave him crack?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my turn here. Actually, you know what bonus
action I'm going to give myself a defensive shield, so
I'll give myself some tempation.
Speaker 1: Col Cool Cody, you are now standing fornt of Frank.
You just survived onslaught of bullets, but you are still standing.
Speaker 4: You're still standing.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep fighting the franca a chini. Yeah, and
I'm just going I'm just saying I don't think I
have any useful bonus actions, so I'm just going to
touch him, get touched.
Speaker 4: Gets touched seventeen. Let's take a look. Let's take a look.
Surely does m he's just yeah, he's just Frank seventeen. Yeah,
just hit him.
Speaker 3: Yeah sweet, I'm just gonna roll both attacks ten minutes.
All right, there you go.
Speaker 5: It's what was it?
Speaker 1: Two D hold up? Do the dtmosphere first attack First,
you can forget that he is a battle welster fighter.
Speaker 3: To the sixth plus three.
Speaker 1: So you you touched Frank.
Speaker 3: I only fire damage ship. It's not great low rolls.
Speaker 2: In fact, the.
Speaker 4: Minimum but the minimum possible damage you you could do.
You did to him. You then attack him and he
is going to repost you. Okay, uh, and he's going
to hit you with the flaming fist because it has
to be a metal weapon attack.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I think it does sixteen that you only take ten damage,
though it's another twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: So he just you.
Speaker 1: You touch him, he like punches you. But you guys
aren't really hitting each other at the moment.
Speaker 4: You're not taking it very seriously. Yeah, you're just each
other just like play fighting.
Speaker 7: Sensing that I'm going to get kicked out of fire
mode soon though, Yeah, I am going to like circle
around him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're not leaving firewall. That does does do
fire perfect by getting back in the human form.
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: There's no waalifire anyway. Watch when I use my attack,
wildfires will go down.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 4: It was your attack concentration.
Speaker 3: Where's the steel wind strike?
Speaker 4: It's still wind strike A concentrations.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you you can choose to end it if
you want.
Speaker 1: It's it's frank at the moment. It's doing that steady
thirty damage. A turn to him, that is that's the
end of my turn. Okay, you rotate round. He will
take a legionary action now before Wilhelm goes to to
turn round and probably yeah, probably disadvanced one. Tommy gunn
at you you have that? Oh okay, you desperately still
flying it around. It's still in the midst of everything.
But help your h Willhelm.
Speaker 4: You're up.
Speaker 5: Oh baby, I'm so excited. Key points I forgot I had.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna be running to him, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you can move super fast over there, really really quick. Yeah,
and I'm taking my not a weapon and I am
guess what, you didn't see this. I actually brought the RPG.
That's my improvised weapon with the RPG, and it's.
Speaker 3: What she started.
Speaker 5: Okay, So improvised weapon.
Speaker 3: Doesn't hit.
Speaker 4: Fifty doesn't hit.
Speaker 3: Okay, after I do, you have to attack.
Speaker 9: After Immediately after you take an attacktion on your turn,
you can spend one key point to make two unarmed strikes.
Speaker 4: Yeah you can do that now if you want to say, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I can.
Speaker 5: I'm saying I'm doing you.
Speaker 1: Just I just reminder you still have to improvised weapon
attacked as well.
Speaker 3: So hit.
Speaker 1: So you you miss with a weapon, but you go
in with the fist for seven plus eight damage. You
now still have two more attacks one you know, one
more attack and the one with haste.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah that one, missus. It keeps flaming his bazooker around.
Speaker 5: You have one more then, can I use my last
key point to punch him again.
Speaker 1: No, because you're using your bonus action through the punches
and you've used your bonus action. Is eleven other improvised
weapon attack though, do.
Speaker 3: You you only have two extra one extra attack?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 3: You can attack twice normally, right, yeah, taxs twice.
Speaker 5: Three times normally, and then you added a four.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, because you can attack three times
normally in one action. Then the second action you can
attack again. You can't use the extra action again, but
like you could, you can attack four times.
Speaker 4: What is your motor Sorry sorry sorry when you wit?
Sorry sorry sorry, just to be clear, just to be
clear what your multi attack is? Just two attacks and
you'll you'll say, and you have your fist as your
bonus attack, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I also have action surgeon extra attack.
Speaker 4: Right right, right, right right, Let's just just be clear.
Speaker 1: Right now, the shot currently has one more attack you
can do when he his improvised weapon is a light weapon,
so he usually can attack with it three times, one
of those using his bonus action. But right now he's
used this bonus action to do his two monk fists,
so he's using his extra action that he's got from
Haes to do one more improvised weapon attack which he
has currently.
Speaker 5: Well, can't use action search, you can as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want to? That can give you three
that'll give you three actions this turn three attacks.
Speaker 4: Okay, he is not a level fighter.
Speaker 1: He's he's like a ninth level fighter at a three
three level monk, right, so he doesn't.
Speaker 4: Know Oh my god, Okay, what are those crits and what.
Speaker 1: Are the hits?
Speaker 2: Eh?
Speaker 3: Eh?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, so that's twenty that is that is
twenty damage as you were just smacking with your Berzuka
into Frank.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then there we go like to make that
a disarming attack.
Speaker 1: Fuck you whatever, okay, okay, fair enough, Yeah, because.
Speaker 9: I would just say, oh it is the one that hit.
I didn't like to indicate which one, So fuck it.
Speaker 7: You got a thing which that whenever Frank Mailer attacks me,
he takes a D ten damage.
Speaker 4: He did do that twice.
Speaker 3: He's really like, yeah, he's can I just do it?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, can I do that retroactively?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: How you missed a trigger? Okay, ten damage? Tim, Yeah
you missed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but well what what haven't we missed exactly each other?
Speaker 7: Thank you chat for reminding me about that, because I
know I knew that happened on mail attacks, but I
was like, oh no, he's just shooting me.
Speaker 3: Chat was like, he has punched you several times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but when I hit him the final time, I'm
screaming out. I heard a future with her.
Speaker 1: Future of Isabella.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, so, yeah, you you're battering him with the Berzuka.
The Berzuka is getting all fucked up and bloodied on him.
He will take a he will take an action now,
legendary action Willhelm who blow cigar smoke in your face?
Speaker 3: Did did he take the third Haste action?
Speaker 1: Yes, he's done that. He's done that, okay, yeah three times?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh wait but do I get another bonus action then, because.
Speaker 3: No, you don't have another so with Haste you okay,
so you have your normal action, then you had your
action surge action, then you have the Haste action. You
have three actions?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, so I did all that.
Speaker 1: You've done?
Speaker 4: Okay, he's done all that.
Speaker 5: But can I just hit him again for fun?
Speaker 1: No, Frank is gonna blow smoke in your face. Dude,
give me a constitution saving throw.
Speaker 5: Okay, constant?
Speaker 4: What do I click for that constitution saving throw.
Speaker 5: Oh isn't concentrations?
Speaker 1: No constitution constitution saving throw. He is blowing cigar smoke
in your eyes.
Speaker 5: I'll hit it if you'll let me hit him again.
Speaker 1: No, you you you, you are blinded.
Speaker 5: You are blind I hit the wrong thing. That's the
one I meant to hit. There we go.
Speaker 4: You're still blind. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Fifteen is not high enough and you've got you tend
to give yourself advantage on the roll and you still failed.
Speaker 5: So the other.
Speaker 4: The smoke billows into your eyes. What is your question?
Speaker 1: No, just because you're a smoker doesn't mean that you
have that resistance. Bro, I drink tea every day. I
should be immune to people pouring tea into my eyes.
I am a drink of tea from time. Oh God,
I just knew you were gonna ask it.
Speaker 4: Oh, Daniel, Okay, well you're yeah, you're blinded.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You're gonna have to a can't save at
the end of your turns to be unblinded. But for
your next turn you're gonna have disadvantage on your attacks. Norman,
you're up.
Speaker 2: I have a question.
Speaker 6: Yes, what was the reason why Blake didn't work? On
the last last God, was it specifically her nature? Like,
is this guy like a who was lost.
Speaker 3: Because it's ristrodict. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And Clarissa is immunes in the chronic damas because she
was a cleric.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's a Claire.
Speaker 4: Yeah you can, you can. Boy, Frank, he ain't gone.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, okay.
Speaker 3: Is Frank park plant.
Speaker 2: He's he's having nothing but a tomato based diet.
Speaker 6: So maybe yeah there turn it's true. Yeah, okay, so yeah,
Normany is going to cast blight then.
Speaker 4: And that okay, he started to do what saving for her?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: He needs to do a constitution saving throw.
Speaker 6: And Norman is gonna say rod in hell fake god,
oh my god, oh ship.
Speaker 2: It he fails it eighty six.
Speaker 1: Go to roll as well as you.
Speaker 2: I I fucked up.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that sucked up. Roll it again.
Speaker 2: Eight it's eighty eight. It's an eighty eight eight Yeah,
lightning more.
Speaker 4: Oh eight D eight, Roll two extra D eight, then
roll too, extra two.
Speaker 2: Extra D eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so what light damage?
Speaker 1: Yeah, goaded?
Speaker 2: Light is goaded.
Speaker 3: I mean the levelsts well oh wow, love of horse Fell.
If it hits the stave then it's really good. And
if he's a plan. He would have taken like max
damage against that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you rode really well on that too. So
thirty five plus twelve forty seven damage. He has drained
forty seven hit points. As you see him, like his
jowls shriveling up slightly. He's getting thinner, he's getting fitter.
Speaker 2: Norman, I'm a gamer.
Speaker 1: God, no, it's my fucking normally. No, no, the shark.
You don't see it.
Speaker 4: You are blinded.
Speaker 1: You don't know what's happening.
Speaker 2: Norman's gaming.
Speaker 4: Norman is gaming, and he says that. It does he
say it.
Speaker 2: He said, Wow, I'm gaming.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's my turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll end it behind like kind of like crouch
behind the pier.
Speaker 1: I guess, so plus two like whatever, yeah yeah yeah
the pew, the pew, Yeah yeah, pew the pew. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
you do that. Jesus is gonna continuously fire his holy weapon.
Speaker 4: I just just so you guys know. The gun, Oh
my god.
Speaker 1: And he keeps hitting with it as well. That is
nineteen damage or bullets. And now it's Frank's turn. Okay,
Frank just got drained from behind. He's going to take
a d ten damage right immediately from Cody.
Speaker 3: Yes, he is.
Speaker 1: So, he's still on fire, he's still within the walls
of fire. He's got his Tommy gun out, he's breathing heavily. Okay,
he's got three shots and three targets. He has disadvantaged
all of them because you guys are within five feet
of him. So, yeah, Cody, this's advantage Tommy gunn coming
towards you and Willhelm.
Speaker 4: You will take half of the damage if it hits
because you are next to Cody.
Speaker 15: Oh, not a double cret.
Speaker 3: Oh what can you say about that? Man? What can
you say?
Speaker 4: Damage?
Speaker 3: Cody?
Speaker 4: I think you're unconscious.
Speaker 3: Well, this is my question.
Speaker 1: Yes, it does carry over.
Speaker 7: It does carry over, but as an elemental, I am
resistant to that damage. True, So when the damage hits me,
do I have resistance to the damage even Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yea yah, I would say so. I'd say so, so
it'd be sixty.
Speaker 3: Four.
Speaker 4: And I'm sorry to say the shark you take thirty
four damage, Okay.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm looking at your health. It's not great.
Speaker 4: So Cody, you were you are still up, but you're
on very low and I'm a human again. You are
a human again. You're back to human.
Speaker 1: He's gonna then turn its gun towards Wilhelm, right, and
you can get the splash back on this, and Wilhelm
doesn't have a lot of arms.
Speaker 3: I also to throw out though his AC is too
high because of.
Speaker 1: Haste, so eighteen he has to be in eighteen. And
he said, let's disadvantage.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you kidding me? He rolling?
Speaker 4: He rolled, fucking yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Is it a plus ten? He gets, yeah, yeah, he
gets no longer resistant to that.
Speaker 1: Cody, you are taking eighteen damage and Willhelm is taking
thirty seven.
Speaker 3: I think for the first time, Coldy falls unconscious.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, So Cody, you fall
up conscious with the splot for the fucking spray of
bullets he is. And then he turns round to Norman.
He goes, where's that motherfucker?
Speaker 3: Norman?
Speaker 1: You are plus two two a c He knows where
you're normally the duck you behind. Yeah, he knows where
you are hidden. But you do have a.
Speaker 4: But he doesn't have disadvantage anymore because these two are unconscious.
Speaker 2: Plus MYA is now fifteen. But I can get it
to seven. I can get it to seventeen.
Speaker 3: With all.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, okay.
Speaker 1: Thirty as the as he just fucking rips up the
pew with the tobby gun and you are hiding behind
the pew and he just perfectly destroys it in front
of you, and you are lit up with bullets.
Speaker 2: He's going to take Also, did now remove the eleven
as well? So now I'm in nineteen hit oh man.
Speaker 4: And that is the end of his time.
Speaker 1: He takes the thirteen damage from the wall of fire
still because he's still standing there.
Speaker 3: Oh concentration, Oh yeah, sorry, Actually, can you do concentration?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, the wall of fire. I need you to
do a concentration constitution saving thro it and happen.
Speaker 4: You have to be at fifteen.
Speaker 1: Easy. No, So the wall of fire dissipates and he
doesn't take that damage from the water fire.
Speaker 4: George Washington, he does, see Cody and Wilhelm down.
Speaker 3: Washington doesn't have any healing spells. I know that for
a fact. That's been to be established. I just fucking
Jupatica does, because otherwise there are hes. He's an American.
He just knows how to shoot.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know right, he is a cleric without healing spells.
Speaker 3: He's just gonna look at y'all don't have health insurance.
Speaker 1: Y'all don't have no health insurance.
Speaker 3: We don't and it's a it's a real problem actually, but.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Sorry, win God, And he was doing so badly for
log like you guys were killing him, and then just
one really lucky around from him and he just mowed
you guys down. Yeah, I guess George Washington's gonna go. Guys,
we've got somebody down.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 4: I have no healing spells.
Speaker 1: I didn't pick any when I made my character sheets help,
But in the name of democracy, I'm gonna fire my gun.
Speaker 3: He was he was born in the eighteenth century. He
doesn't know how to fucking make a D and D character.
Speaker 1: All right, Frank takes fourteen damage of holy damage and
it is now Hatchiko's turn. Had you go?
Speaker 4: Is gonna jump of on a pew?
Speaker 1: Howd your go?
Speaker 4: As a bard does have healing spouse?
Speaker 3: Oh thank god?
Speaker 4: But he can only pick up one of you.
Speaker 1: Cut two o Olf, he says to Anthony, and like
nozzles his face towards Cody, and oh so Willhelm's not down.
Speaker 3: Only he's just blind.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So he's going to healing word Cody,
which is bringing Cody to six hp.
Speaker 4: Is he olf.
Speaker 3: Good enough for now?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: God, okay, you were you were up. That is his
bonus action.
Speaker 1: Because healing words the bonus actions, we can do his
action to do something else. So he's going to do
his action to dash towards the good because he's still
oh yeah, that guy is still there. Yeah, and he's
still into that, and he's actually that goon's urn. The
goon looks up with a dog charging towards him and goes, hey, man,
you killed I was gonna say you killed my family
and my friends, but I'm not even sure if they
were really my family and friends.
Speaker 4: Okay, man, you can just leave me alone. I'm not
gonna hurt you anymore. I'm gonna do a goon persuasion role.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a that's a series of words.
Speaker 4: The look.
Speaker 1: Do a goon persuasion role, which would just be a charisma.
He needs to get above a ten.
Speaker 3: Charisma.
Speaker 1: God, hatch you co see something in the Goon's eyes
like he knows that he's given up. Hachiko bows his
head down and acknowledges the goon, and the goon looks
up and like, Pet's Hatchiko.
Speaker 9: And that's what people don't understand about sincerity. See how
you interrupt me. I'm gonna interrupt you, motherfucker.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 9: That's what we always say about charisma. It's not about
giving a speech. It's about sincerity. It's about people believing
the performance.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, And he's like, you're right, Hatchiko. Thanks for
telling me your name. By the way, I can understand, doc,
and he stands up. He pulls out his gun. He says,
my life.
Speaker 1: Is essentially a prison, and there's all because of that
guy right there, and he points his gun up towards
Frank beg gun, I'm gonna take my revenge and be
free of my chains.
Speaker 3: I want him to Chris so bad.
Speaker 1: Here you missus.
Speaker 3: Next time.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, Anthony Europe.
Speaker 3: Okay, how banged up does Frank look right now?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: He's pretty banged up. And he looks skinny. He's skinny legend.
Speaker 3: And I had an idea to do something, but I
would have to drop concentration, and that's not good because
then Shark would get lethargic and that's not good to have.
Oh yeah, so I think I think I just hammer him,
and then Cody hammers him, and then Willhelm hammers him,
and I think we might and then Norman after I
think we might be able to kill him here. So
I am just gonna keep paste going and then just
use another lightning bolt, my last one on Frank.
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, he's going to dick safe.
Speaker 3: I'll move up to sitting in the pew and then
I'll fire my lightning bolt. Yeah, make a I feel
like this is gonna do it.
Speaker 5: You're gonna quit, I feel it.
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's a deck save, so I can't
really quit.
Speaker 4: But like, yeah, he doesn't amount of damage. What is
eighty six?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you blost a line of lightning towards Frank, but
it does havel, so it is sixteen.
Speaker 3: All right, hey, you got to finish him off. Finish
him off, please.
Speaker 4: He is going to take his legendary action to fire
bullet Anthony.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not good. Oh God, thank god, it's not me.
He just sees me get up and turns around.
Speaker 1: He hasn't seen you get up yet. He hasn't seen
you get up yet. I assume you're actually still on
the ground.
Speaker 4: You've just been healed.
Speaker 5: But you but.
Speaker 1: With disadvantage because you guys are within Yes, but he
does hit Anthony. You take thirty two as he blast you.
That's his first legendary action.
Speaker 3: Cod I need to do a con save well, I
need to do a conceapt because concentration and it needs
to be of sixteen. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh, Willhelm, shit, that's not good. You come out of haste,
which means you were I think you take a level
of exhaustion.
Speaker 3: It's no, no, it's sargic, which is okay. Spell ends
target can't move or take actions until after its next
turn as a wave of lethargy sweeps over it. Damn.
Speaker 1: So, Willhelm, you were feeling hyper and quick and then
all of a sudden, you just you're depressed.
Speaker 4: You're full of lethargy. You just fater the ground.
Speaker 5: I've experienced this. It's okay.
Speaker 4: You you're also blind. I do want to state that.
So you're blind and lethargic. You are much like the
listeners of D and D.
Speaker 3: We are number one podcast in the blind community and
for our lethargic viewers.
Speaker 1: For lethargic viewers wake up.
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, pretty tight battle. I did not think it
was gonna be this tight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was so in your favorite until last round.
It was crazy how it just shifted. And often it's
the reverse Cody. It's short term.
Speaker 3: I'm going to.
Speaker 7: I don't have like a ton of good offensive magic.
I think I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Cast Wither and Blue.
Speaker 4: Okay, you guys are just draining Frank.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just gonna him dry man.
Speaker 1: What is this six?
Speaker 5: I'm so good at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So he's going to take you get level five okay,
five six, five six, and he has to do a
concept concussion saving through DC seventeen.
Speaker 4: Let's see if he gets it.
Speaker 3: He's been doing really good. Yeah, he does succeed it.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately he did failed Norman's one, but.
Speaker 1: He does see you on yours.
Speaker 3: It's going to take half of nineteen, so just ten
ten damage.
Speaker 7: But the good other thing about Weather and Bloom is
that now I can have up to one target creature
gain those hit points days.
Speaker 3: Yeah it can. It can use up to four of
its unspent hit days.
Speaker 7: Oh, justet myself, I myself, because we'll do it for
Wilhelm now and then I go down.
Speaker 3: The healing stops if I don't do it yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you hear yourself.
Speaker 16: It was what was it for?
Speaker 3: Four hit days? Second use?
Speaker 4: Because he is he is going to attack you after this.
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
Speaker 7: I'm going to heal up thirty two points, which, as
we've seen, might not be enough. That that might be,
that might be it, that might be what you need.
But he is he sees you no longer in your
flaming form. Yeah, and with his leisure reaction, now he's
going to raise up a flaming fist.
Speaker 3: Oh oh boy, big buddy, come on, you need.
Speaker 4: To be cooked like a pizza.
Speaker 5: Oh. His legendary action. He can move out of his turn.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: It is technically at the end of someone said twenty
does that hit?
Speaker 3: I guess it.
Speaker 4: Oh it's a low roll.
Speaker 3: It's a low rolling still okay, no, but yeah, I mean,
but what is it?
Speaker 1: It's fourteen fourteen bludgeoning twenty eight fire.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 7: As a react, I'm gonna cast absorb elements so far
distance to.
Speaker 1: Fire brings the flaming fish down, and you absorb the
flames into yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you take half of that twenty eight then so
that's only fourteen.
Speaker 1: So it's fourteen plus fourteen, which is only twenty eight damage.
It's total, which means you do not go down and
you are still standing up. That was the secondary action.
Will helm you Unfortunately lethogic, you can't do anything on
your sund and you're blind, but I will let you.
Speaker 4: I will let you. Yeah, you are blind because of
the smoke of you eyes.
Speaker 1: I will let you do a con save to see
if you're still blind.
Speaker 5: Wait, can I can I talk?
Speaker 16: Or no?
Speaker 1: You're you're.
Speaker 3: You're really so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna say you can, but can you do
it in a lethargic way.
Speaker 5: I just want to reference a movie.
Speaker 9: I'm fall Woozy here and then I'm a fist pump
Cody for a sick move and I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: My cons Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually it does say just actions. Does that include bonus actions?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but bonus most of your bonus actions require you
to have done an action, but we have you ever
take actions?
Speaker 3: That's all I think.
Speaker 4: Take actions include bonus actions?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, wow, you are still blind critical fail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Actually, maybe it's gonna do a little bit of
permanent damage to you, what Retina's.
Speaker 7: I need somebody. I need somebody to take Frank's attention
away from me. I'm so dead next time.
Speaker 3: I mean, I blasted out on the lightning pold. I
don't know what else you know.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna call Frank a stupid butt.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: Does that get his attention?
Speaker 4: We'll see Norman. It's your turn. Frank looks weak, but maybe.
Speaker 1: He doesn't.
Speaker 2: All of us look weak.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Norman says he's weak, but he doesn't look one.
Speaker 3: It depends.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have one more blight left to use. And
he puts his staff on the edge.
Speaker 1: Of the pew and he like a lot of failed
the savings throw though, yeah.
Speaker 6: And he starts forming necrotic energy around his staff and forwards.
Speaker 2: Frank, he does succeed the saving thing that does succeed.
Speaker 4: But you do still do eighty eight damage and it's
just half still a lot, is it?
Speaker 10: R flash slash our arm flash slash slash, h slash
slash fifty four.
Speaker 1: Not for you. It's like everyone three hundred for you
is really good.
Speaker 2: He is, And then Norman says he's not dead, but
he's won.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jesus, Jesus please, he has a gun.
Speaker 3: He has a gun. Just Jesus take the wheel. Please?
Speaker 7: Do you have chrazy monk poes I have.
Speaker 1: I've been given this by the American President. Okay, I
will do my best.
Speaker 2: Ah, Okay, is he even proficient with gun?
Speaker 3: He's an American, of course, Yeah, you're right, Jesus Americans,
Jesus Americans.
Speaker 4: He's also proficient with gun.
Speaker 5: He fires the Son of God and he can't do
anything but shoot the gun.
Speaker 1: And yeah, unfortunately they miss. I thought that was his time.
He could have finished off Frank if he hit his
two gunshots, but he didn't. And now it is Frank's
turn of the initiative order.
Speaker 3: Okay, he takes seven damage from being still on fire.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's still up. But I know that really is
if Jesus had just hit with one of those guns.
Speaker 3: Ship.
Speaker 1: Frank has three attacks, he has multiple targets. He has
the person who drained him, Norman, who's done a lot.
He's got Cody who is a thorny side Wilhelm, which
he will have Advantageohn.
Speaker 4: And Anthony, who I mean.
Speaker 3: Would cut him like twice. So there's something there.
Speaker 4: I will say.
Speaker 1: He has a valid reason to attack everybody except for
Jesus and George Washington. So I for each of his attacks,
I will, I will. He will attack different people each
of his attacks, but we will be rolling to see
who he attacks. A D four Norman Wilhelm, Cody, Anthony.
That's the order. So the first one goes towards Cody. Ah,
he's gonna come at you with his flaming fist.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't even I can't. I don't have a
reaction because I've already used it. This does a fifteen? Hit?
You is fifteen?
Speaker 1: How that's like the almost the lowest one of the
lowest roles.
Speaker 3: He could do. Yeah, what did he roll fifteen? You're
on a five plus ten?
Speaker 5: Oh my yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, sorry Cody. Right, but there's this moment, there's this
moment probably where you actually stop the hit, right and
you think I've got this. I'm not gonna go down.
But it's just too much power and it breaks.
Speaker 3: You see, like it's like endeavor or something like, Yeah,
start bursting out.
Speaker 4: This is crushes you into the ground. And then he
turns round. He's running a D three.
Speaker 1: Agay, Cody, No, No, this is Anthony Anthony. Now Anthony,
and he's going to fire a Tommy gun at Anthony.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: You take twenty nine. You're still up.
Speaker 3: I'm still up. I'm still up.
Speaker 4: And now a dtail and he's one Norman. He turns
around to you, and you sucking me like that.
Speaker 1: I don't appreciate.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 1: Say you're Italian. You're not a real Italian, You're a fraud.
I'm a real Italian. I've always been a real Italian.
I'm really Italian.
Speaker 3: Actually knows what Italian is? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: He's like tears in his eyes.
Speaker 1: I'm real Italian.
Speaker 2: Also here he born.
Speaker 3: God knocks me out. I'm out, okay, but oh everybody
all right? Verman and Cody are both at will Helm's
blind and I'm not looking too good.
Speaker 2: How would hate for you guys? Like six?
Speaker 3: I got twenty two?
Speaker 4: Okay, it is George Washington's turn.
Speaker 3: Sorry, MPC's time. Joke on NPCs. Let's do this.
Speaker 1: He has his gun, the Eagle in the distance, the
American flag behind him.
Speaker 4: Do you guys for me? George Washington?
Speaker 5: Right? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I mean I could sing the national anthem
if you want me to attacking We need it, seriously,
we need it for this role. Oh say, can you
see by the downs early light? He what's so proud?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, keep going because it needs to be enough.
Speaker 3: To Jamie held at the twilights last Gleaming, who's broad
stripes sat right?
Speaker 1: Stop through the pair.
Speaker 2: Fight.
Speaker 4: I will send you guys as screenshots.
Speaker 3: He is on fourteen HP.
Speaker 1: He godwhere so he fires off the bullet. The holy
bullet flies through. Frank pierces him and leaves him on
one singular HP.
Speaker 2: Right now, I'm going nowhere. This one's say, fourteen eighth meet.
Speaker 4: It is now the goon's turn, because it's eleven in
the turn.
Speaker 1: Come on, goon, Come on buddy, and this goo crazyd
has his raise.
Speaker 3: He could do it. What what's Frank sac again?
Speaker 1: Seventeen? Okay, you everything from me, But at the same time.
Speaker 3: Shitty, you gave me everything.
Speaker 15: My life is.
Speaker 3: You fucked me up.
Speaker 1: And either if I shoot you now, either I'm gonna
disappear like the rest, and then at least it's an
end of this miserable existence, or I'll be free of
my shackles, and both.
Speaker 4: Are better than living as your puppet. You know what
they say, bada.
Speaker 8: Bingo, and then flies out and pierces Frank through the
forehead and.
Speaker 1: He collapses to the ground.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, an NPC of his own creation a
sentience and shot him up.
Speaker 1: And as Frank full to the ground, you actually do
see the goon start to slowly disappear. He goes, I
guess I wasn't real after all. Guys, you know what,
it feels good to get a little bit of revenge.
Speaker 4: Oh had to co looks on. It's okay, there, don't
wait for me.
Speaker 1: Man in.
Speaker 3: His gun is still there. We could pick up his gun.
Speaker 1: But the I mean, with Frank dying, the entire church
starts away ship okay until wait.
Speaker 5: I gotta do something real quick. It's Frank like on
the ground, bleeding like he's real.
Speaker 4: He's yeah, but he's slowly sort of yeah.
Speaker 1: I know he is wrong.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna take my finger, I'm gonna put it in
some of the blood, and I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Okay, I do want to strategy.
Speaker 4: I cannot see. You cannot see. You have no idea
that he is dead.
Speaker 3: I walk Cody's blood to that Italian again. It doesn't
taste like spaghetty sauce.
Speaker 5: Never let me have a cool moment anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, give me a con, say right now, Okay, give
me a con, say right now. If I if I
get it, if you get it, you can dip your
finger in the blood and say not Italian.
Speaker 4: I am so you don't succeed.
Speaker 3: Stumbling around blind as a drunk.
Speaker 5: I've just been down and scrap up a bunch of
dusts and.
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh wait, count Jesus, just cue of the blind.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll probably do that some point.
Speaker 3: You should do that.
Speaker 4: That's like one of the special bits is specifically curing blindness.
Speaker 3: And if you taste Italian.
Speaker 4: If you guys have camels, watch out, Wait what.
Speaker 3: Camels?
Speaker 1: Because he right it through the eye of the needle. Yeah,
he's just cross camels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, compressed a camel through an eye of a needle. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you got it.
Speaker 3: I got it and I got it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Ballance Frank is dead. The Italian lists from me
and I'm like, guys, my name is John.
Speaker 3: Every Italian Italian from from the medallion, the source of
all Italian energy in the world.
Speaker 4: You guys, level up?
Speaker 3: Oh cool, that level I do too. I I hate
them personally. I wish we could level down.
Speaker 1: We should have where you, guys, I constantly level as
you're always get sucked away like a game of flesh
and blood. So you, guys, as as it fools away,
you're now back in that ethereal space with the women
that you've to known as Vistoria sitting there, and she
looks at you and says, oh my gosh, I'm so
sorry that you have to do this.
Speaker 4: She rushes over. She's gonna she's going to lightly heal
you guys.
Speaker 1: She will do a m mass kill wounds, which yeah,
which is and she and you guys will be able
to rest as well, ma'am.
Speaker 9: I In general, I don't know what's going on since
I got here, but I gotta say this is the
most fun I've had, so no need to apologize. This
is I'm not having to walk anywhere, I'm not having
to talk to anybody.
Speaker 2: Pretty good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's gonna do five D eight of you.
Speaker 2: You've done both of those things a lot.
Speaker 5: Not not since the fighting.
Speaker 4: Not everyone gets thirty two points of healing. You guys
able to short rest in this void.
Speaker 3: We don't get our smell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right now.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a problem. I used to leveling up.
Speaker 4: You are leveling So what does that mean? Yeah, you
get that you get from leveling up. But that's about it.
That's it, okay for the Yeah, well, the story says, sorry, ship,
I have extra.
Speaker 1: In me to to help you this much. I feel
I feel power coming back to me. I appreciate everything
that you're doing.
Speaker 5: And she.
Speaker 1: She creates this like window so you guys can see
outside of the fountain, and you see these groups of people,
you know, looking towards the fountain, like not sure what's
going on.
Speaker 4: She's like, as I promised, Tim, I can I can
bring one of your companions in here.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: I think I have just enough power to be able
to make that happen.
Speaker 1: But as you guys look out, really well, well, as
you guys look out, you actually see a bunch of
people crowded around what looks like somebody on the ground,
and you see the skeleton of Wellington just sort of
like disassembled, crumpled down into the ground, dead essentially.
Speaker 3: Mister Wellington.
Speaker 4: Know when you guys, the dead guy's dead. When you
guys activated the fountain, his wish disappeared true.
Speaker 3: And but yeah, but in a way it came true,
you know. And yeah, and he has he always wanted
to live. He always told me over dinner that he
wanted to live. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: His character is just pubosly misrepresenting anything Wellington says is
so good.
Speaker 3: I'm going to loose the body, you can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can steal his ship.
Speaker 5: Really cool cloak and I really really wanted it looks
awesome on me.
Speaker 7: He's going to be he's going to be pretty like
sad that Wellington's dead, but like it's like a bit
of sweet.
Speaker 3: He's like, you know what this is, this is what
we wanted. This was the goal. And he was also
Jack the fucking Ripper, so yeah, definitely deserved. Yeah death death,
yeah Norman, Ah, who's Jack? Yeah? You know you know
that it happened before.
Speaker 2: You don't read books. This isn't the time thing. It's
an education thing, you dick, nobody ever do you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 6: Well, from I only my only knowledge of him is
from the the anime records of record, right rock.
Speaker 3: Norman could just turn to shock and be like he's
a hero of humanities, all right. What's even funny is
when you find out about that Jack the Ripper from
Record of Ragnarc.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys, look out, and Vestoria is looks sympathetically
out there and says, he's, I'm sorry about your loss.
Speaker 7: It's no, it's it's what he wanted.
Speaker 3: I'm glad he finally got his rest.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, what.
Speaker 3: Allies do we see?
Speaker 2: He deserved it?
Speaker 5: Kills.
Speaker 1: It is everybody that you saw at the end of
last episode, right that before everything happened. So it's pretty
much everybody you've met aroound the campaign, besides like Blackbeard
at the moment.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's it is pretty much everybody you've met throughout
the campaign.
Speaker 3: I think our most powerful ally right now probably is
Bonn Slaw. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Vestoria, do
you know which god we have to fight next?
Speaker 1: That's you can choose.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so yeah.
Speaker 2: This feels like we're fighting the Elite four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 4: There were like there are like symbols now, like like
doorways and it's all of the different.
Speaker 2: Let's get brick, do we do?
Speaker 1: We have a list of the ones we have to
Slock Rogue Ranger and Drewid.
Speaker 3: Barbarian Warlock Rogue Ranger. I need to I need to
give him. I need to get Drew okay and wait
yeah drewid yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah okay.
Speaker 4: So we have five left, five not including Palladium, okay, and.
Speaker 3: Then Palladium as the final bat. Okay, So which you know,
like who's the perfect person for like a particular you know,
like like Norman you said, like pokemonizing. Yeah, we're going
up against like the water Elite four members, so we
gotta find like an electric type to bring with us,
you know what I mean? Like, yeah, we have to
say Ripa for Palladium. Yeah yeah, right right.
Speaker 7: Obviously, clearly, the most allies I think that we have
is like bone, Slaw and pull Ma. Okay, I don't
think the rest of them. We really have a very
good grasp on their abilities, like like a brick and yeah.
Speaker 5: Well does anyone we know have healing abilities?
Speaker 3: That is good? What about the nerdy girl from the
just a Biologist biology bodies? They know how to fix that?
Speaker 2: Her biology could definitely help us.
Speaker 1: Cleric, right, yeah, would have she?
Speaker 3: Is she a George Washington clerk.
Speaker 4: To use healing guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, just to killer.
Speaker 1: Shakespeare he is dead.
Speaker 3: Sorry, he said, we'll use the meat.
Speaker 1: He's not that he's not with.
Speaker 4: Would say, you know, okay, you know you've got balloon man.
You've got.
Speaker 3: What was balloon man's specialties? Like he makes balloon beyond that,
like what does the balloons do?
Speaker 1: He could make weaponry out of balloons. You you have Button,
you have Juna, you have cast to me the protector.
He survived, right, you really knocked him out. So Casimir
with Yeah, I think I.
Speaker 7: Think bone slaws are really good because he's like tank
or front of deals damage.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 7: So you can he can jump some hits, FROs all pull.
Possibly she has magic long range and maybe support magic.
Speaker 1: We don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would suggest maybe we do bone Slav. We're
going up against barbarian guy or rogue guy to tank
some damage. I want to fight. I want to fight Drew. Okay,
if we're going up against a druid, then is your
I choose you?
Speaker 4: Are you got? Okay?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 1: I need to group decisions from you guys. Who are
you bringing and who are you fighting next? So as
a group next, yeah, so Drew next, and you guys
want to bring Pomo.
Speaker 3: I'm voting for.
Speaker 2: Well, who did you vote? Raniel? Okay, I'll vote the biologist,
not anymore.
Speaker 3: What I want to I want to ask. I want
to ask for a story.
Speaker 7: Yes, did you mention that instead of bringing an ally
you could give us some kind of boon?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I could.
Speaker 1: I could do that to Yeah, I'm able to hear
you guys up. But I'm able to recover some of
the magic within your as well.
Speaker 3: Oh, get spell slots back, Okay if I don't think
we need that just yet. Actually third level slots speak
for yourself. But like, yeah, could you fight with us?
Speaker 1: I'm not able to leave this place until all of.
Speaker 4: Been killed.
Speaker 1: I'm still sealed within the fountain, you see.
Speaker 2: Can we long rest here?
Speaker 3: Can we just stay here for eight hours?
Speaker 1: Then the time then the time runs out between us and.
Speaker 3: Okay, and we bring the fountain.
Speaker 5: Wevo?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She reaches out and you see this holy light surround
Pomo and she's like, my god, here's my my God.
Speaker 4: And she appears in front of you guys.
Speaker 1: She looks around, She's like, here's your fucking guys.
Speaker 4: Are getting to my holy god. You are Vestoria, the
one that my great great grandmother told me about. She
gets on her knees.
Speaker 12: I always believed, I always believed after all these years,
I always believed. I learned from from Corpus, your protector,
that you was, that you were real, and.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just something that my ancestors made up.
Speaker 4: I'm so happy right now.
Speaker 1: I will do whatever it takes.
Speaker 4: She looks she's kind of blanking you, guys.
Speaker 3: She's having that a lot of people, a lot of
people meeting gods in this in this campaign, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the story goes.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad to hear it that my name was
still being worshiped after being forgotten for so long. These
people are your allies.
Speaker 4: Now please help away with a smile. Hello, and and
the d the druid door opens green.
Speaker 16: All right, we're going to take our short rest, yeah,
before we go in, and it will be to be continued.
Speaker 4: But the stream just died. So I mean, I'm gonna
I'm a religious.
Speaker 1: It just diest just died.
Speaker 3: That's my