Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to a random live stream. We're
gonna talk about some movie trailers that aired this week
and helping me out with this is doctor Till from
the Ministry of Dude. Hello, Doctor Till.
Speaker 2: How's it going.
Speaker 1: It's going great. Thank you for canceling your show tonight.
And then you're not working so you just had You
probably were like, I have a nice relaxing night. Sure hope,
no assholes DM me, and then you just had to
check your inbox.
Speaker 2: Oh the girls out of town. Anyways, I was like, well,
we canceled the show. My co host just got oral surgery.
He usually does the Friday night shows when I work late,
so he's like, I can't I have on the meds.
I'm not gonna be able to focused. I'm like fine, yeah,
just taking that off the big deal. And then I
like I was like, okay, I'm gonna be working at
nine pm. This is gonna suck. It's like a a
thirteen hour shift. Yeah, and then they're like, hey, you
want to go home, right, Yeah that sounds great.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home and sleep. Sure hope, I don't
have to talk about like nine movie trailers.
Speaker 2: I have a two year old Tony sleep is not
a thing that exists in this household.
Speaker 1: Actually, quick plug at the beginning, you actually talked about
some of these trailers on your channel, the Burnt Popcorn Channel, Right, yes, sir,
I did.
Speaker 2: We've we've kind of been a little light on content
the past couple weeks, and these trailers came out and
I had a few extra menals like why don't I
do a trailer reaction? So I did want to resident
Evil and Clayface.
Speaker 1: Okay, then you're gonna have a lot to talk about
here too. Yeah, these were I picked the worst time
to go on a goddamn trip with Rochester for my
street Fighter event, which, by the way, there were multiple
audio issues with that. Working on that very fun though, had.
Speaker 2: Very locationat right, had a lot.
Speaker 1: Yes, the weird thing is we had so many backups
and like every single one of our backup failed till
oh god, we had multiple failure.
Speaker 2: You just need to like have like the very very
last backup as a couple of those Bluetooth uh in
mics you know you get off of an Amazon no something.
Speaker 1: We had two of those in those worked oh that
we had two other mics and mine for whatever reason
just didn't record, which is.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I've done something similar. We do. We did
it sometimes, like we get behind on some of our things,
so we'll do like a like a kind of seasonal
wrap up of like movies or TV or whatever. Yeah,
and uh, we did an almost three hour episode. I
checked the audio beforehand. Look great, had meters everything good?
Get there. My audio channel is the only one not
in the video.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: Like, there's no way to redo this. I mean we
could go back through it again, but we would just
hate our lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh that's sucks so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, it was just like and I had
to sit there and listen to my two burn Popcorn
co hosts, Kena of the North and Simper Religious, go
you suck. We're firing you. We hate you. Yeah, I
deserve it. I deserve it. Not my fault, but still funny.
Speaker 1: By the way, this isn't a regular episode, so super
chats are not required, but they're very much appreciated. I
will be more inclined to read a chat if it's
in the form of a super chat, so keep that
in mind. Also, if you guys don't know doctor till
he did Spider Noir with me, we reviewed Spider Noir.
Speaker 2: Bet I look different in color?
Speaker 1: Yes, you look very different. I actually don't like it.
Please switch to black.
Speaker 2: Well, then I'm just gonna look like that one guy
whose name I won't bring up.
Speaker 1: If you want to know the.
Speaker 2: Truth about it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we will be going through these trailers, and
I feel like we should kind of like rank our
feelings on these trailers. So I made a graph, so
as we go through the trailers, this black line is
how good a trail is. How the best a trailer
can be is this black line. So like the original
Alien teaser or like the original Shining teaser, or like
the Fury Road trailer, that's like the best it can be.
And we'll just say, well, we'll rank how far it
gets to that line. This isn't confusing at all. See,
there's two tea's you're up here. That's tea for Till
and that's Teal and this is tea for Tony and
I'm turquoise. So my line will be turquoise and your
line will be Teal.
Speaker 2: It's not confusing.
Speaker 1: It's not confusing on this graph. Right, we're gonna do
a good job on this graph. We're really gonna graph
these trailers. Let's talk about the first trailer. This is
the newest one, I think Lanterns the Green Lantern TV
show coming out set in the DCU uh, starring Kyle
McLaughlin and that.
Speaker 2: Guy Aaron Saint Pierre or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as John Stewart, we got to see our first
signs of Sinestro. And of course Guy Gardner who was
in the previous trailer has a bigger part in this show.
It looks like he's wearing his official Green Lantern outfit
over his Justice Gang outphit. Yeah, we get to see
more green energy and that was a big problem. By
the way, I hate film Twitter so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah it did. There, we'll get to the residual ship there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all just it's this thing where they're all
looking for like the new thing that they can kill
and like, look they get lucky sometimes. Snow Light they
bitched about snow lighte that movie was a huge mob
but like they just need the next thing. They're never satisfied.
I'm like, well, I mean maybe the show will suck,
but cauld we wait and like that whole last one,
they're like there was no greed. Ryan Reynolds did it better.
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? What
are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I will say, okay for in Hinds defense a little bit,
because that movie's not great, all right, I'm not gonna
deferd the movie, but there is one point in that
movie that still gets me fucking hyped every time I
see it, and that's when Rhinolds does the Oath at
the end. Like it played way better in the trailer
than doesn't the actual movie. But I feel like when
he did the Oath and his trailer hit way fucking
harder than when Kyle Chandler did the Oath in this one.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess, but in the actual movie, by the
time the Oath I went, I'm checked out.
Speaker 2: The airplane towards the Sun.
Speaker 1: Come on way more green constructs. Apparently there's gonna be
two timelines. There's gonna be like a or maybe even three,
because I think we see a young Kyle Chandler hal Jordan,
and then I think it's Jon Stewart when he gets
the Ring, and I think there's gonna be even like
modern day where he's a little bit older. Yeah. I
know everyone was worried that it would take place in
just a small town because that's what the trailers were showing.
But in here we're seeing like different planets and shit,
and the bad guys are the man Hunters, which I
believe were the Guardians, like first like space Police before
the Green Lanterns, that that.
Speaker 2: Man Hunter, because the one in the trailer looked like
a different man Hunter.
Speaker 1: But well they all look like man Hunters. Well they're
just man Hunters.
Speaker 2: No. No, I feel like I'm spoiled because we haven't
got there. I don't know if you have to steal
from when the shape shift happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a man Hunter.
Speaker 2: Okay, so to me from the back, because I just
kind of saw very quickly because I forgot that it
was out today. I've been working since this morning, so
I was like, oh shit, Mead watched his quick before
we get on. I thought, wait, are they doing the
Martian man Hunters? No, no, no, no, it was just
that it's the Guardian's uh Manhunters. But it's the X
on the map.
Speaker 1: Well that is confusing because I don't I don't remember
the man Hunter shape shifting. I'm sure that's something they
can do, or they're just adding it. I know Martian
Manhunter shape shifts. I guess that is where the confusion is.
Speaker 2: What if it's supposed to be confusing? Maybe what if
that's like one of the twists.
Speaker 1: Maybe they like connected, are the Are the Martians descendants
of the man Hunters?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Well, it could just be that like
they think that, you know, person A is doing the stuff,
when in fact it's person B. You know, it's the
They could think that the Martian man Hunters the ones
responsible for the ship, but it's actually the Guardian Manhunters.
Speaker 1: Maybe that feels like.
Speaker 2: Gonna be too confusing.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I think we'll find out. I'm
I'm enjoying the DC you I'm not like crazy about it,
but I do like DC comics. I've been wanting good
DC movies. We got them once in a while. Uh,
like even like the Snider verse stuff. I hated Snyder stuff,
but there were things in that universe like the first
Aquaman's okay.
Speaker 2: The first favorite DCEU movie.
Speaker 1: Uh, it'd probably be like Aquaman or Wonder Woman. I
just like Aquaman, and I was actually surprised they went
as hard as they did into the Aquaman shit, like
they fuck the first movie. They have the octopus playing drums,
and I'm like, oh shit, that first.
Speaker 2: Movie I always choke.
Speaker 1: It felt like they thought they were only ever going
to get one Aquaman movie, so they Yeah, they made
it the most Aquaman thing ever. That's that's really the
only real issue with the movie is that it's doing
too much.
Speaker 2: Would run of the Aquaman? Did they give him like
the long hair and the beard. They never made him
like ethnic so to speak. He was always kind of
like a Greek. Yeah, that on like a Poseidon, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was in the nineties. The movie did like
a clever thing, where like usually Ocean Master looks how
Jason Momoa looks, and then they made Ocean Master look
more like the comic Aquaman, and they kind of like
switched it.
Speaker 2: Patrick Wilson would have been a great Aqua man. I mean,
I like Momoa's Aquaman. I thought it was fun, is
a fun Aquaman, But Patrick Wilson looks the Yeah.
Speaker 1: But no, these new DCU movies, like I like Creature Commandos,
Peace Faker season two is fun, I enjoy SUPERMANO. Supergirl
was weak, Supergirl fumbled a little bit. Yeah, Yet for
the most part, it's Okay, Yeah, that's another thing. The
Snyder fans are just trying to sabotage it left and right.
It's like, guys, you lost and you don't even watch
his new movies.
Speaker 2: Shut up, no one.
Speaker 1: Ever, no one ever talks about Rebel Moon or Army,
Army of the Dead or anything.
Speaker 2: Dude, Army of the Dead made me appreciate his fucking
DZU movies.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, these aren't so bad.
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, there are some things like I always
had a problem with Man of Steel in the like
the action extremeness.
Speaker 1: Like the what do you mean that that action was goaded?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean there are sequences.
Speaker 1: I love when the camera is shaking so much and
all the CGI models are rubbery, and.
Speaker 2: I do like uh the like the small Bill fight,
like where they're just throwing people through like uh, franchise endorsements,
you know, I had they just destroy a Denny's, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when there's like his movies had sold like it's
a commercial for.
Speaker 2: A little bit.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: But anyways, I have like I that movie. Like the
main problem with me was always it never felt like
there was any like escalation in the violence. It just
felt like it was always like to a tin and
then nothing, tin, nothing, and it's like that's kind of exhausting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know, how do you feel?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me pull up the chart. Let me
pull up the Sorry did I call it a chart?
Speaker 2: I met? Uh?
Speaker 1: Okay, so what did I say? Your teal mm hmmm?
Uh hold on? Hold on, we got it. We got
a write down the No, that's a line g L
for green lantern Why.
Speaker 2: Didn't they just call it green lanterns? It feels like lanterns?
All right, you're cool, you're edgy? Was this two thousand
and seven? What are we doing? All right? Till?
Speaker 1: How high up are we going on your excitement meter?
Speaker 2: I'm giving it like a let's give it a six?
Speaker 1: Is that I don't have these? Hold on, actually till
I'm glad you mentioned that.
Speaker 2: Let's let's take a halfway point. That'll give you a
good gauge.
Speaker 1: Whine seven eight, nine, nine point one, ted twelve thirteen, So.
Speaker 2: Fourteen fourteenth scale? Alright, alright, a fourteenth scale, A fourteenth scale.
I'll give it an eight. Okay, Oh you're going to eight?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, hold on, I gotta make it a line. Hold
on we gotta make a teal okay, and I'm turquoise.
No I made you teal? Sorry, okay, and I'm turquoise.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go a little bit higher.
Speaker 2: A little bit higher. See, I've heard some interesting things
about the movie or another the movie show. Yeh, Like,
I don't know, should we talk about what the episode
one supposed spoiler is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they say they're gonna kill hal Jordan in the beginning,
but every time a show does that, they like come
back eventually or there's a million flashbacks of them. I
don't know what.
Speaker 2: Here's my thought on why they might be doing that,
because here's another thing that I heard that the man
Hunters are actually after hal Jordan because he has something
that's dangerous. So what I'm thinking is we might be
getting nur parallax.
Speaker 1: Uh. That would be there is a thing where they
have yellow energy that they're shooting into someone. I'm like, oh,
is that like parallax energy?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm wondering, is could this be how they're gonna
do the the Emerald Twilight?
Speaker 1: Remind me what that one is.
Speaker 2: That's where hal Jordan goes evil kills all the green lanterns.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So it was after the death of Suit
when they destroy Coo City.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would. I can't remember. I think it
was was it Superboy prim that did that? I don't
remember who fucking destroyed Coast City.
Speaker 1: It was Hank Henshaw Cyborg Superman.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was it.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, what a dick move. I mean,
your city destroyed, got destroyed. But I mean doesn't mean
you need to kill all the green lanterns. I feel
like at this point you should go the opposite direction
and go more like fascistic green lantern Like, we need
more green lanterns in every sector, green lantern flock cameras
on every corner.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you think we're gonna get an a gab
all green lanterns are bastards. I hope it's gonna be
like aliens that don't like the Green Lander.
Speaker 2: And I was starting off kind of lukewarm to how
John Stewart is kind of acting in the trailer. But
the way from what I saw in this new trailer,
hal is not gonna be a loser, grumpy old man
in like it seems like John Stewart's gonna actually have
to learn stuff from from How and How's just kind
of a jaded.
Speaker 1: Old copy to retire. I maybe he likes doing it
too much.
Speaker 2: That's why I think we might be getting old fucking
tin rings. Dude. I want to see that that shot
of him with like every finger just covered in green
lantern rings and his face just looks so dude. Oh,
I guess me excited.
Speaker 1: Evil hal Jordan. Yeah, didn't they have. They had to
like wreckcon that afterwards where they're like, actually, he was
corrupted by the yellow energy and he's really not that
bad of a guy.
Speaker 2: I'm fine with that, honestly. I like that as an explanation.
It's like that makes sense, like that he got infected
with like the para parallax parasite and it started warping
his mind. Like it's kind of making him crazy.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what they did with what's her face? Uh,
the Scarlet Witch and the Marvel movies. Yeah, they were like, oh, yeah,
she spent too much time with that evil book in
the book, like corrupted her overtime.
Speaker 2: And you do that though she's just a woman, so
like it just makes sense. Sorry, ladies, I'm kidding. I'm
getting to joke. I'm sorry, you're seven.
Speaker 1: Female view seven female audience. H yeah, there we are.
Speaker 2: You want that? Yes? Oh man, that would be so
fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: You want Kyle Chandler doing that.
Speaker 2: Let's fucking go, man, let's fucking I want Evil hal Jordan's.
My idea for like the Evil hal Jordan storyline would
be essentially, take the the plot structure of Apocalypse.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, and you make John which cut of Apocalypse?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Are we gonna be on Redation for an hour?
Speaker 2: Oh? Read?
Speaker 1: So we're gonna be on the Plantation? Yeah? Wait too long?
Speaker 2: Well that's how we get, like we can start develop
being the other course? Okay, you want to move that
into the War of Light.
Speaker 1: We did that episode a few years ago, like worst
Directors cut, and man, I forgot, like how could the
theatrical cut of apocalypsetalities? Then you watch Reducks, You're like,
you don't need all this extra shit. Yeah, you're like,
get out of here. The only thing the Plantation kind
of helps with is where does the puppy go? Remember
they find that puppy after they accidentally kill all those guys. Yeah,
and then it just disappears and it's like, oh, I
guess they just dropped it off at the Plantation. Anyway.
Speaker 2: That's a good movie, but honestly, the documentary Heart of
Darkness is way better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some guy named Kyle Coleman is making fun of us.
Do you know who that is?
Speaker 2: That's Kyle Stalking. He's a fucking doctor and ship.
Speaker 1: Should I not read his super chat?
Speaker 2: I mean you can do what everyone. I don't care.
Speaker 1: It has a it has a name. Do you not
want me to read this?
Speaker 2: Name knows my name and my girlfe okay, Jonathan.
Speaker 1: How often do Hillary's kids eat Dominoes?
Speaker 2: Almost never? I'm like, like I always say, like when
I first earned dominoes, I was lactose intolerant. That's that's
gone away, thank god, But I'm still not I don't.
I see it every day. I don't want to eat it.
Speaker 1: And he's also what's in the background that is the
set for my show? Mm hmm, that's what it's got,
Just like a stalker dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he dogs me and like my whole family, and
they're like bothering my mom and Ship for like a while.
Oh yeah, good times.
Speaker 1: I like that he's making fun of us, but he's
like watching our street.
Speaker 2: I don't know who was him specific. He's been calling
my work for like three days straight. No, I hope
he doesn't.
Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't call my I hope he doesn't
call my boss aka me.
Speaker 2: Um.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm gonna docs Tony. Everyone knows my real name,
and I'm a registered voter in Pennsylvania. I mean you'll
find it.
Speaker 2: Go.
Speaker 1: Look, that's when people forget that. They're like, yeah, the
government already talks to all of us. What are you
gonna do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, some people just got too much time on their hands.
They really do.
Speaker 1: They really do not like us anyway, job Kyle. Sorry,
someone said our lines are too close. No, teal, turquoise.
They're very just very just sting. Oh yeah, they showed
more of his green suit and actually does look greener
than it did in the first trailer.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know, it just I like the form
fit and stuff just because it's more of the comics.
But I get what they're going for here. It's more
of actual clothes. Yeah, they they did.
Speaker 1: I think he used to have a lot of these
superheroes have like started off like with a suit and
then eventually they came up with like, oh, the energy
makes it or whatever. I'm fine either way. I don't
care either way. I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Well, well you have a way of doing permanent constructs,
but they never talk about it because they build spaceships
in the comics, yeah.
Speaker 1: To like preserve their energy and stuff. I love when
like people don't like really read comics, which is fine,
you shouldn't there for children. They're just like, why would
Superman need a spaceship? And it's like, well, some solar
systems don't have yellow suns, and also like probably wants
to take a nap once in.
Speaker 2: A while, happened the whole way. What are you talking about?
Why would you want this? Sounds boring as fuck.
Speaker 1: That was That was my other favorite thing, Like the
guys on Twitter that are just trying to like like
there are plenty of there was plenty of things to
Nippick and Supergirl, but they're like, how does she have
earrings of her skins? Unbreakable? It's like, well, some another
planet that the sun works differently, Like there's there's a
million other reasons how to Superman shave? I don't fucking know.
Rob k Tony read the chat. Hol Jordan has exclusive
only fan pics of tone I hope.
Speaker 2: Like if this this show could be bad, but if
they bring one character into it, I will at least
leave it with a smile on my face. In the
previous trailer, no, no, I want to see the F
sharp bell who you don't know who the F sharp
bell is? So like, there was like a couple of
the Green Lantern like comics. They'd have like little short
stories at the end that were just kind of detached,
and one of them, a green Lantern, was sent to
the darkest part of the universe to you know, enlist
a green lantern. But when you go to the darkest
part of the universe, all the creatures there are blind. Okay,
so they had to translate green Lantern into somebody that
was blind, and so they translate it to the F
sharp Bell. Okay, so there's a there's a blind green
Lander out there that can make constructs using sound.
Speaker 1: I'm finding a picture of him. Uh rot lop Fan
is his name?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he does have a bell on his uniform too, didn't.
Speaker 2: Kind of it's been a while, isn't he like a
frog creature? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm bringing it up. No, I'm bringing it up.
Speaker 2: Yes, sharp, I want that homie in the show. Come on,
let's get some shot here, man, because the f sharp
is the note of hop.
Speaker 1: I think, uh, I think I like Mogo the planet
the living planet one. Yeah, there was that animated Greenlander
movie where the guy I think it's Riddy Riddy Piper
is the voice of the bounty hunter goes to the
planet to kill him, but he doesn't realize that he
is the planet. But yeah, green lanterns or lanterns, Oh yeah,
the one. The guy in charge of this one is
the same guy who wrote the fucking comic that the
New Supergirl was based off of.
Speaker 3: So now I am I am a little less excited.
Now I'm like, okay, well, Tom like the Supergirl thing.
The comic wasn't terrible. It was like, it was okay
but mainly just had great art.
Speaker 2: The one the person I'm worried about most being in
that writer's room is the guy who ruined uh lost
in Star Trek and Watchman Damon little Off. Uh the
biggest hack in Hollywood right now? God, yeah that's not good. Uh, Kirksman,
Alex Kurtzman. He's also the ba they run neck and neck.
Speaker 1: At least Robert Orsi is no longer around to terrorize us.
Oh god, thank god I had a a whole thing
out of an episode because I am we did Mission
Possible three. I'm filming and I'm like, Robert ORTSI and
Alex Kirby wrote this, who have done nothing but garbage?
And then literally, when we were done filming, I pull
up my phone. It's like Robert Orsi has died. I'm like,
oh shit, me watched my Mission Possible three review You'll
see me go, and they written they wrote nothing, but
it cuts to me going great stuff and we all
loved it, and I was like.
Speaker 2: I can't shit on the it was.
Speaker 1: I had to call Angela up on her drive home
and I was just like, oh my god, he died. Okay,
next trailer.
Speaker 2: Avengers Doomsday.
Speaker 1: The Avengers are back, and by that I mean thor
ant Man, the new Captain America.
Speaker 2: Wait, hold one, Tony, Who the fuck is that all
the way to the left.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a that's a god damn it Red Guardian
from this Yeah from Yeah, he's dressed like an asshole.
He would be dressed like an asshole.
Speaker 2: He's wearing pants to just say the word new on
the side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his character is kind of a douche bag. Honestly,
he he was like one of the best parts of
the Thunderbolts. Oh, he was great and Black Widow and Thunderbolt.
Thunderbolts is such a tragic movie because it's like it's
actually good, but you had to watch like five either
shit or just kind of okay things to know what
was going on beforehand, Like you had to watch The
Falcon and the Winter Soldier Show, you had to watch
the Black Widow movie ant Man. You had to remember
a bunch of shit from not very memorable things. The
movie itself is fine, but if you were to walk
in blind you'd be like, who the fuck are all
of these people?
Speaker 2: I like having us agent. It's just kind of like, Okay,
you kind of get like him. You don't need a
whole lot of backstory for because you're like, why are
you dressed like cat? Oh you're just a new Captain America. Yeah,
I kind of like that, But then you still need
a batchel of why is he getting incinerated?
Speaker 1: Viving Avengers are thor here?
Speaker 2: Hulk?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna be in Spider Man? And I'm assuming he's
gonna be sad and run away Captain America who does
show up in this, and a Hawk guy who's not
in this. But yeah, the Avengers are finally gonna team
up with the Fantastic Four from the movie not a
lot of people saw. Did you see it till.
Speaker 2: I don't remember it? Honestly, I did see it. I
just remember the like the montage at the beginning. Yeah,
I was like monkeys.
Speaker 1: They got Galactus right, and then they gave us tiny
woman silver surfer and I went, you sons of bitches
because last time they gave us a cool silver surfer.
And then they make Galactus a smoke cloud, and like,
I just want both of them in one movie.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the Avengers they're gonna team up to fight
Doctor Doom Robert Downey Junior. H So, yeah, we got
the Fantastic Four in The Avengers, but don't worry till
we're getting the X Men back. And now they're elderly,
but they're in their costumes. Are you excited to see
old X Men but in their costumes? Finally?
Speaker 2: Not really?
Speaker 1: I know what you're excited for till the most legendary
battle that everyone has won it Gambit versus Shang Sing.
We all want it Gambit, who people ended up loving
in Deadpool and Wolverine and that guy who had a
movie after COVID that I guess people checked out and
pretend it was good, although I can't believe that director
did Wonderman. Wonderman was solid. I don't know if you
ever checked that show out.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't see that one. That was the one.
I was just like, I don't know, I just like you.
Speaker 1: I went into it expecting to hate it and it
ended up being great. And that's the guy who's doing
Spider Man. So I'll see how Spider Man is because
wonder Man was so good and Shangchi was so bad.
I need to know what exact I need to know
how talented he actually is. But yeah, I mean it
looks okay. I guess it does feel like they're still
doing the multiverse cameo things, but people are kind of
over that. Like we said in Spider Noir, there's a
way to do a multiverse, to explore a character in
a new, unique way, and then it's just like, look,
Rebecca remains pushing sixty, but she's in her costume finally,
and I'm like, well, that's not as exciting. How pumped
are Oh wait, let me bring up the graph. I
gotta bring up the graph. Let me get your TL line.
So how you feeling on the I gotta write, I
gotta write at the Avengers?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, weird elongated?
Speaker 1: Okay, So where are you on the trailers scale for Avengers?
Speaker 2: Do you have a negative scale? Because I just don't
want to see this movie at all. It just looks terrible, terrible, dude,
did you see We're the AI sensors were like tagging
it as having AI content in it.
Speaker 1: That's the problem because AI steal so much starting the
ping like real, It's happened to me a couple of
times my thumbnails they'll be like this is marked to say.
I'm like, it's not AI. It's funny.
Speaker 2: None of my thumbnails ever get marked as AI, and
they always.
Speaker 1: Are ye oh your ship is AI, you asshole.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm just that good. We're gonna put it
around here.
Speaker 1: I want it to be good. The MC looks like
it's trying to fix things. I feel like they had
too many things in development and they couldn't change them,
Like Lady Lady Silver Surfer. I think they got to
a point where they're like, well, we know this is
a mistake, but we're too locked in And the Iron
Heart show, I'm like, yeah, wait, why did you give
a little girl iron man a show?
Speaker 2: Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: That's insane? And they're like, we're gonna put the Fisto
in that show. Like he's a pretty big villain. Why
are you putting him in a show no one's gonna watch? Yeah,
I know the Avenger that you won, you're all you're
all about echo, right, Dudek about Dared was Born Again?
Speaker 2: Season two? That that show just fucking killed my soul.
Speaker 1: No, season two was all right. Season one was the
one that was all messed up.
Speaker 3: No was it.
Speaker 1: Is where they fired the show runners and then they
had to like bring in.
Speaker 2: I remember, I remember, and I remember not being nearly angry.
Speaker 1: After Season two was a little weak, but I think
that's they're still doing damage control on the previous one. Okay,
so we're not too hype on Avengers Doomsday. I hope
it's good because I did like the MCU, but yeah,
they've definitely uh git a bit of a snag. Speaking
of MCU, Spider Man Brand New Day, which comes out
in a couple of weeks. Spider Man's back. He's got
a better costume. It actually looks like a costume. They're
not doing the cgi form fitting that made him look
a little awkward. Uh, No one knows who he is,
so he has a secret identity again, and he's gonna
be dealing. I don't know who he could possibly be
fighting till but there's a redhead actress who has telekinesis
and can go into people's minds. Who could it possibly be? Till?
I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I have so many like mixed thoughts, like mixed feelings
about this austrailer, like this movie in general. The costume,
like the Spiderman costume, looks fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I by the way, I like the
Tom Holland Spider Man's and I feel like fans of
the movies are now sitting on that trilogy. John Watts
swinging sucked. This swinging is great. I'm like, it all
looks the same to me. It's fine, But yeah, the
suit's being a little too form fitting was kind of annoying.
But yeah, this actually starts, it's starting to This is
probably our most comic accurate Spider Man. Like people get
mad that he's crossing over with superheroes. I'm like, yeah,
but he does that. The first issue of his comic
is solo comic is him with the Fantastic Four, Like
that's the thing. So I like seeing him with Punisher
and with the Hulk and he's fighting all his classic villains.
Speaker 2: I just worry that Punisher is gonna get loboed, you
know where, like he's not gonna have a ton to do,
and he's just kind of there because he's he's there,
you know. Yeah, Like that's where I'm word. And I've
heard some like they've done like some test screens apparently
for this, and a lot of people are not liking
the third act.
Speaker 1: I mean that's most superhero movies, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's always like like the second one was
that far from Home or whatever. I like that that's
my least favorite of the three. Oh really yeah, but
the ending act is still like it's still a lot
of fun, Like it's cool see him go through all
the illusions and stuff. I just hated that likes I
think honestly, it was just mysterious. Wasn't a fucking costume
for most of it, and that bothered me.
Speaker 1: I like how they came up with, like the how
he was a special effects guy. They moderate like that
part in a way that worked.
Speaker 2: There was just parts of that where I'm just like,
I don't know, I just feel bored. Like I think
it was mainly because it was still about fucking Iron
Man and that just like the first one's like, all right,
he's your father figure. That makes sense. Second one we
can have a little bit about you know, your father
figure dying and all that. That's sad, but the entire
movie is about him. Can we can we move on?
It was argument, I'm happy with my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: It was fun seeing him in different environments stuff. No
Way Home is definitely nostalgic. It's fine, but it is
very covid y. And even Tom Holland recently was like,
there's a scene where I was on a green screen
and they already filmed the background shot and I wanted
to be moving faster, but I wasn't allowed to because
it whenn't match the background shot. I'm like, oh, that's
gotta suck. So they're back on, like, well as real
as these movies can be. I was gonna say, like
real sets and stuff, but yeah, I'm actually looking forward
to this. Uh, it actually looks kind of cool. I
like that Scorpion came back. It's just Jean Gray. I'm sorry.
Whoever the villain could be as the main villain is
kind of odd, but I like the idea of her
mind controlling all these other villains. So it's an excuse
to have him fight like a wide variety of characters.
Speaker 2: So that's why Scorpion goes, Oh, I'm not Scorpion. That's why. Yes,
probably you have a big Scorpion deal.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're not scor The problem with
like some superhero movies when you have too many villains,
like you're all all kind of fighting. You need a
main villain, and they're the first Homecoming does that great?
There's like five Spider Man villains in that, but Vulture's.
Speaker 2: The main one. You never lose. Homecoming is still the
best one. Yeah, that movie's so fucking tight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like three, they were trying to balance Venom
and Sandman and Harry and they're all fighting for the dominance.
Speaker 2: But for that shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Jean Gray is the main villain and she's
just mind controlling the other ones. It's an excuse to
see him fight villains you always wanted to see him fight,
but never lose focus.
Speaker 2: Especially if she's a kid, why would she be the villain.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing she's young and Professor X hasn't set her
straight yet.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess this could be the catalyst for
him taking in the I'm just going, Oh, you guys
gonna do Dark Phoenix again? Is that what we're doing again? No,
they're not.
Speaker 1: Allowed to don They did that twice.
Speaker 2: They have to wait.
Speaker 1: They're not allowed to do Dark Phoenix anytime soon.
Speaker 2: Dark Phoenix three, Darker Phoenix ten years from now.
Speaker 1: They could do a Dark Phoenix. They are not allowed
to do Dark Phoenix. What was I gonna say? Oh,
there is a thing where she's mind controlling people, and
I guess Spider Man Spider sense is shielding him. Also
he's turning into Man Spider, which I'm really say for it.
Speaker 2: Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1: I hope they get six arms.
Speaker 2: I want that, Harry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm excited for Man Spider. But they showed
the Punisher isn't mind controlled in that one trailer, and
people have been saying they're like, oh, he's so psychologically
damaged that it doesn't work on him, and I went
that means most of New York would be fine. That
means every homeless person in New York wouldn't be affected,
and they'd just be murdering and robbing everyone as soon
as that happened.
Speaker 2: Which I know the movie's not gonna show us.
Speaker 1: So I thought that was dumb where they're like, yoh yeah,
if you have psychological issues, mind control doesn't work. I'm like,
that's the most have you been. Have you been to
Penn Station in New York till no, I've never been
a far north. Oh yeah, yeah, they're all insane. They're
all insane. I love that city. I want to go back,
but they are all insane up there. But yeah, how
did you feel about this trailer? The final trailer?
Speaker 2: There's all right, I didn't I didn't hate it on
this scale.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I gotta I gotta put an.
Speaker 2: As for Spider Man, we got very yeah, we get
a big red ass.
Speaker 1: Well I was gonna make it blue. Okay, Okay, where's
your line going.
Speaker 2: It's about halfway so it give me like a seven.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's like right right around there.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you know you go either way like depending
on how like the first reactions in the movie are
coming out. I might go check it out.
Speaker 1: Based on that, I'm gonna I'm on par with Lanterns there.
I think it's pretty good. This is very this is
very cohesive, right, we're all we're no one's.
Speaker 2: Lost on the graph the best craft ever. I uh, your.
Speaker 1: Stalker says, I didn't call Domino's, but I think it's funny. Okay,
all right, Resident Evil or a generic zombie movie that
they just slapped the name on till they just slapped
the name of a generic because if I know anything
about Zach Gregor, he only makes generic movies. This trailer's
about a guy. He's an organ transplant dude, and he's
got a transplant an organ to Raccoon City.
Speaker 2: He looks nothing like he did in Weapons.
Speaker 1: He looks completely Yeah, he looks completely different. Uh but
yeah he uh he goes to Raccoon City and all
hell breaks loose. There's plenty of little easter eggs they have,
like the AMMO from Resident Evil. The typewriter. I think
there's gonna be a zombie baby. I think this movie
looks like a lot of fun. I really like Zach Gregor.
I mean, going way back to the whitest kids you know,
which I'm upset. He's the only whitest kids you know
I never met. All right, they came to Philadelphia and
he had a scheduling thing and he wasn't able to
be there, So Trevor Moore rest in peace, the rate
late treasure Trevor Moore. He made us all get our
phones out and tweet Zach Creiger saying he sucks cocks.
He's so confused when he gets like thirty or forty
fucking sweets in a row, saying he sucks.
Speaker 2: I watched Miss March with him in Orlando back in like, Oh,
I saw that.
Speaker 1: I was probably one of five people who saw that.
Speaker 2: I actually really enjoyed. I still kind of like the
firefighters being as like the bad guys for the whole
movie is fucking hilarious. He's still hilarious, and he's embarrassed
of that movie, like he won't count it as his
first movie.
Speaker 1: I just lost my train of thought. Yeah, that came
out with two thousand and nine. I saw them recently,
not recently. It was like during COVID, uh.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: During COVID, they had a podcast and they were talking
about what uh Miss March. They were talking about Miss
March and the reviews and stuff that they got, and yeah,
apparently that movie didn't turn out the way they wanted
it to.
Speaker 2: Oh no, but it's still hilarious. Dude. Horstick Dot Impeg
had little too coming out of the balls.
Speaker 1: H Joe. Joe has no dick.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's hilarious that they actually got Hugh Hefner in
that fucking movie. He doesn't. He doesn't seem like he
knows what he.
Speaker 1: Apparently does anything. That The promotion for that movie was
really really funny. The little skits that they did where
they're auditioning that shit was good. But yeah, I think
this movie looks fun. How do you feel about Resident Evil?
Is it? Is it the worst thing ever? Do you
hate it? No?
Speaker 2: I think it was awesome. I'm ready. Me and my
girl are like ready for the for to come out.
We're gonna go be there opening nine. I think it's
been a long time since I did an Opening night movie.
I think we're actually gonna do this one. Really. She
she loves Zach Kreigor like you. I love his movies,
but she's like obsessed, dude. She made me buy her
the fifty dollars Barbarian Blu Ray what yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it took forever.
Speaker 2: It's only coming out in the four k U Blu
Ray Steel Book. It was fifty fucking bucks.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm trying to do a thing here. Someone's
having a little too much fun here, hold on.
Speaker 2: Woh yeah, this dude, this looks I don't know what
the fucking people on Twitter are bitching about. Oh it's
not my Resident Evil. Well guess what. I didn't play
Resident Evil, so I don't give a fuck about your
red I get a fuck about good movies and whether
or not this is a one to one adaptation of
your stupid fucking well not stupid game. It's a great game,
but you know, whatever of your game doesn't matter. The
movie being good and being a great adaptation of the
game are not linked in any fucking way. No, Like
I always use an example Constantine, great fucking movie. I
love the movie Constantine. Yeah, dog shit adaptation.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's not. He doesn't have his cigarettes or anything
not British.
Speaker 2: His trench coat's completely wrong, like he never was in
a punk band.
Speaker 1: Uh. But yeah, they ended up doing that TV show,
which the first season was fine. And then they worked
him into all the other stuff.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm kind of on board with this. I
kind of want to just see a good Zach Kreiger movie.
But his whole thing is like I wanted to feel
like the games, Like when he gets in there, he's
automatically looking for supplies. He doesn't have bullets in the shotgun.
He's got to go through the entire house looking for everything.
Speaker 2: Naturally if he's from what we see in the trailer,
it looks like everything is pretty fucking natural. So that's
where like these video games adaptations always lose me when
like everything feels so fucking forced. M I uh was
the the you released the Silent was it Return to
Silent Hill? Uh? Uh? Oh that you premiere today. I
was listening to at work. You were saying, like some
of the times the dialogue is really shitty like a
video game would be, and I was like, yeah, that
makes sense. Uh yeah, I'm just running for like good movies. Again,
there's a certain point where you got to let go
of the like the source material, because it's not the material.
You'll never ever ever lose that source material unless they
just delete it. Unlet's unless someone deletes the Resident Evil game.
Why are you crying? Like, what are you talking about?
They they tried with the last time and it just
last soon will and again.
Speaker 1: That movie, as I said, was fine and fun, but
I didn't even bother.
Speaker 2: We see the fire scene that that was actually some
good special effects that fires.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay, It's just it was like a like
a highlight reel of like moments. But the merging Residevil
one and two is the dumbest thing they could have done. Like,
those are two You need to either do the manchon
or the city. You can't do both.
Speaker 2: We have a Gil. Sorry, there were a bunch of.
Speaker 1: Other comments that I had to deal with, but we
actually have someone who's normal in the.
Speaker 2: Gil.
Speaker 1: Gil explains movies for four ninety nine. Uh, no true
fan will watch or Resident Evil movie with snow. Yeah,
Jesus Christ for.
Speaker 2: What deals with that favorit people you have on the
last shows? Oh my god, here's the thing. He's got
great drys as a humor. Look, I feel like you
should just.
Speaker 1: Go back and take back the comments that it takes
place store in the games. I really feel like he
should do that because he's like, yeah, it takes place
like the same time as Resident Evil too, and then
all these nerds are just hung up on the modern
day thing and him being in the snow, and it's like, okay, no,
it's not actually in the game universe. That would have
been cool, but he didn't do that. So he's taking liberties.
How is that any different than the Netflix series, the
last movie, or all the pulp they all took. They
took even more liberties. I'm not the first movie.
Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't hold up so great anymore. But
and they totally maked off Cube a bunch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay, it's fun. The Netflix show. I don't
know if you remember the Netflix show was in continuity
with the games. Uh, but it's just an alternate universe
where Wesker is a black guy. Everything else was in
continuity with the games. Did you watch that show?
Speaker 2: No? No, I knew when Netflix was doing it. I
was like, this is not gonna be by the way.
Speaker 1: It was funny. It was funny seeing Lance Reddick as Wester,
as five or six different Westers. God damn, how many haters.
Speaker 2: He's got ninety fucking accounts and he's got no wife.
Speaker 1: I love, I don't know what he thinks my fans
are gonna do with this information?
Speaker 2: You got me? That was my address?
Speaker 1: Ah, I bet, I bet you killed right now. It's like, oh,
I'm gonna get fucking too.
Speaker 2: They're the only people that said me that. There's this
one guy named Soup that has been sending me like
eight dollars soups like Panera. Fucking I'm like, this is
the weirdest troll I've ever experienced.
Speaker 1: Wait, they're not even canned.
Speaker 2: They're like the ones you get from the Dell and
like the fucking like almost like a tubblewair thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Yetta put that on the fridge soon.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I put in the fridge immediately.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: They were so good. I was like, I don't know
what this troll is, but.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think the resident evil people on Twitter
need to calm down. And look, it's the eighth movie.
It's the eighth goddamn movie. If it's bad, oh well,
oh well it's bad. It How is that different than
all the other ones? But I love it, Like it's
just gonna be a generic zombie movie and I'm like, well,
that's all the other ones kind.
Speaker 2: Of uh, but no, that Craig.
Speaker 1: This doesn't feel generic at all, though it really doesn't.
I like the constant like running element. He's constantly trying
to get somewhere.
Speaker 2: I hope you get some puzzles. I hope you get
some cool puzzle From what I understand now, this is
just what I've heard from like the screenings and stuff,
like once he hits that lady on the road, it's
like ninety minutes or just NonStop horror action.
Speaker 1: That'd be awesome.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, a, Zach, you got I Look, I've
bought your last two movies. I saw the second one
in theaters because I didn't even know about Barbarian when
it came out. Yeah, uh dude, that movie is so
fucked that Barbarians fuck.
Speaker 1: Weapons was great, though I love weapons. Weapons was great.
That's the thing. I'm just like, yeah, I've actually Weapons
was better than all the resident evil movies put together.
So the movie should be fine again if it sucks,
who gives a shit?
Speaker 2: Like, look if this movie does well enough, Like this
is another thing that these resident evil like stands are
like not thinking about. Okay, this movie is not what
you wanted, fair, Okay, it has nothing to do with
the quality of the actual movie. But if this movie
does well enough, they'll make more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it it's they're probably trying to adapt the
gate well well till even if the movie does bad,
will make more because the last movie.
Speaker 2: I mean, this could actually lead to them getting a
higher quality of Resident Evil films. Yeah, Like it just
takes one to get the get them. I would love.
Speaker 1: Video game movies are in like a cool place right
now where they're like, they're okay, They're okay, they finally
figured out how to make video game stuff. Okay. I mean, look,
they fumble once in a while border Lands, but for
the most part, I didn't. Oh okay, I like the
Fallout show. I don't even play the Fallout game. Bortal
Kombat too was very good. Uh. Twisted Metal is probably
like the best show I've watched in years. I fucking
love is great.
Speaker 2: Where's Season two? What the fuck is taking along? No?
Speaker 1: Season two came out last year?
Speaker 2: Fuck I missed it. God damn, I gotta go back
and watch it with.
Speaker 1: Calypso they did the whole tournament and everything.
Speaker 2: I totally missed it.
Speaker 1: Minute, go watch it.
Speaker 2: It's aw I'm going to now I have something to watch.
I've been like I was watching House of the Dragon.
I just gave up on that show.
Speaker 1: I was like, and I actually showed up with the
big wheels and everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta watch it then, because oh I never
I didn't, you know what I remember now? I did
actually hear it come out, and I just never got
to watching it. I think maybe I saw like the
first episode I never got finished that fucked us last.
Speaker 1: Year because that was supposed to be a Boys Month
episode because the first season they released all at once,
and then I was like, all right, Joey, we're gonna
binge it as soon as it comes out. And then
it comes out it's like weekly, and I went, wait,
what what do you mean weekly?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? I mean? I do prefer that that method.
It's better for the show. Bud up your schedule.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you had a schedule or Joey c
wasn't in Boys Month last and he's an og Boys
Month person. He will be in Boys Month this month.
I won't spoil what it is, but you're a patrione.
You saw the post I made about what the first
Boys Month episode is gonna be.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ye fraid I forgot.
Speaker 1: Don't say what it is?
Speaker 2: Okay, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't see that, but I was like, I told we
have an experimental episode as the debut for Boys month four.
We did something really, really funny, and I can't wait
for you guys to see it. I can't wait to
watch Resident Evil. I remember. No matter how bad it is,
at least it's not a brainwash lady singing Dua Lipa
that happened on the Netflix show.
Speaker 2: Did you know that till? Sorry, I'm looking at your posts. Okay,
I totally forgot. I saw this. I was like, what
I remember? When I scrolled past, I was like, what
is that? All right? I gotta go back to work, dude.
I can't wait. That's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1: Did you know about the Dua Lipa Resident Evil scene?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Let me show you this.
Speaker 2: This is the only time I've heard Dua Lipa's name recently.
Was he DJ'ed for Shane Gillis's record breaking Philly show?
Is Dua Lipa not a lady? Oh? Wait? Who's the dj?
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't even actually know who
Dua Lipa is other than this, I thought so so.
The The Resident Evil Netflix show has two timelines. Okay,
it's like right before a zombie apocalypse, which is after
whatever the most recent game was, and then the zombie
apocalypse and it's about the Wescer twins and there's this
evil lady. But in the future she's brainwashed. And then
this is how the show decided to tell us she
was brainwashed. Could you hear this? Owen one crazy thinking
about the way I was the heartbreak change me.
Speaker 2: I feel like I saw us on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Look at where I am stand out if you won't
believe that anythinks off. So all the people complaining about
snow in cell phones, at least we don't have that
ship again. So yeah, I'm glad that's not a thing.
Speaker 2: Uh so we are on board.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we gotta we gotta get the chart out.
We got I'm sorry, graph, we gotta get the graph out.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll do a r E.
Speaker 1: All right till we are you putting that to your line.
Speaker 2: All the way the top?
Speaker 1: Boom? Yeah, and you know what, well, you know what
my turquoise line also at the top. We're rider die
Craiger boys. Hell yeah, let's do Oh hold on, we
got a super chat. Thoughts on the other Mommy trailer. Well,
that's one I missed, so I have no thoughts on it. Also,
Twisted Metal season three is coming. Also thoughts on Amazon
Tremors and zombie Land TV show trailers. Those aren't real.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I would watch the Amazon trimmers. Oh wait,
they canceled Stargate. Fuck Amazon, they canceled Stargate. Yeah, they
canceled Stargate before because the creators of Stargate wanted to
actually make a show that was true to Stargate, but
make it like where new people could jump on, you know,
where you kind of reboot the whole franchise, but you
keep the lore of the previous stuff. And Amazon wanted
to do their thing where, oh, you know, their little
their little uh Jenda based ship that they always like
to do, and then uh, the creators were like, no,
we're not doing that. So Amazon said, okay, it's canceled.
Then oh that sucks. Yeah, uh fu prime Man. Yeah, so.
Speaker 1: I don't think those of them.
Speaker 2: I did a quick Google search.
Speaker 1: I didn't see anything for Amazon Tremors. However, the original
owners of the creators of Tremors have the rights again
m M, and I think they're allowed to make new
things Uh, but it can't reference any of the sequels.
So I think whenever we're getting Tremors wise will be
a new continuity.
Speaker 2: That's like that all continuity got really weird.
Speaker 1: So yeah, when you factor in the TV show and
everything well too, like.
Speaker 2: The last like three of them were all shot in
South Africa, Yeah, which has made it very strange, which,
by the.
Speaker 1: Way, I reviewed all of them. I reviewed all the Tremors.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The one was supposed to be an Antarctica and they
it was literally in Southend. They went to sand dunes
and pretended it was snow and I'm like, well, that's
one way to do it. So I don't think there's
the Tremors. You mentioned the Zombie Lan TV show. There
was an Amazon zombie Land pilot. It was terrible. They
tried to rework zombie Land into a TV show and
it did not. The pilot is like famously bad, and
then they released it as like a TV movie. Uh so, yeah,
I remember watching it when it came out. It was garbage.
It was garbage. Okay, moving on clay Face DC Universe.
Of course we got the famous actor Matt Hagan or
Basil Carlo, one of those I think it's the Matt
Hagen one anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, famous actor his you know,
the the Mafia, roughs his face up. He decides to
inject himself with experimental chemicals because this is a Batman story,
so of course he did that. Uh, and then his
skin gets all mushy like lay and this is the
same clay Face from Creature Commandos that played Xbox and
that was blown up.
Speaker 2: Didn't much Creature. I got like three episodes and I'm like, no,
I can't do this. I just got a cartoon guy.
Speaker 1: Creature Condos was fun.
Speaker 2: It was all right. It was just one of those
things like every episode when I finished, I was like,
all right, I'm done, and then like more episodes. I't
like James, like James Gunn just started off with such
weird directions with this shit. I'm honestly like, I don't
know how you feel about it. I hope that the
Paramount merger goes through in Paramount forces them to change
any reference to the DCU back. Matt reeves, Uh does
not fit in the DCU at all. It's not even
remotely totally close at all. What the Clayface trailer, Yes,
that is like that is Matt the Penguin trailer again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fine with them having a little bit of
variety in this universe. I'm shocked he couldn't get Matt.
He couldn't just forced Matt Reeves to put the Batman
in this universe.
Speaker 2: Why would make everything infinitely better.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I do like what Matt Reeves is doing, even
if that movie is a little too slow. But no,
I think this trailer was pretty cool. DC has gotten
lucky with giving their villains their own ship. Well, the
first Choker movie did well, not the second one so much.
Speaker 2: They had ended it a little differently.
Speaker 1: But the Penguin Show was really good. The Harley Quinn
movie didn't do well, but that's actually a kind of
fun movie. They just shouldn't have shoehorned the Birds of
Prey shit into it. They have a little bit better
luck when it comes to villains compared to this. Sony
Spider Man without Spider Man Universe.
Speaker 2: Realized until earlier that Sony was just ripping off the
DC or not DC. But like the Batman ship, they're like,
oh wait, the Batman villain stayed alone movies.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no, no, Sony did it
first because uh, what should we call it? Venom was
before Joker twenty nineteen eight. Well, I don't never really
consent print till then.
Speaker 2: I've never I've never like the person. I've never considered
been him as like a villain. He's more like an
anti hero.
Speaker 1: He's a villain.
Speaker 2: I mean he has been villainous, but he arts off.
Speaker 1: As a villain. He sure he became an anti hero.
Speaker 2: He's the protector of San Francisco Tony. Is that man
a villain because he because he protects SKay people?
Speaker 1: But no, this looks like a fun body hearror movie
inside a comic book world. I know people were worried
that he wasn't gonna be his monster for him, but
confirming that it is the same one from Creature Commandos,
and at the end of the trailer we see him
get all big. Even the last trailer we saw him
making shapes and stuff. I think they are gonna do
that whole monster form. Are we gonna see Batman in this?
Probably not, or if it is, it's gonna be one
of those things where it's a guy in a suit,
but we won't see too much of him.
Speaker 2: See that's come on, Paramount, come on, ye, Larry Ellison.
I know I've talked so much about your father, David
Ellison because you all seem to own half of Hollywood.
But can you do me this one favor and uh,
just make them replace all that shit with the Matt
Reeves stuff. It will be hard, cost you like five
million bucks.
Speaker 1: It'll be great, It'll be great. People were upset because
they were just like how can they watch the trail? Like,
how can this be the same clayface? He played video games?
And I'm like, you, you haven't been miserable and played
video games to get your mind off shit. I'm like,
I've done that. I think we've all been through the Ringer.
I was like, oh, I'm gonna play fucking Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 2: To get your mind.
Speaker 1: And they're like, but he he was broken into a
bunch of pieces, and like, yeah, he puts himself together.
That's like a clay based thing. See, I'll see what happens. However,
this scene can go fuck itself.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I looked at that and I went I was like, well,
it's not the eyeball. Like shortly after I saw this trailer,
I saw a a video on Twitter where a guy
was getting his cataracts sucked out with a vacuum needle,
and I was like, man, this is cool, but Tony
would hate this.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a fun experiment. Today, I decided to
put the Batman on for the Twins, like, we'll probably
I think the beginning will scare them, but I think
there it's just a little too slow moving. And yeah,
by the time he got to the actually, you know
it's funny. You know at what point they wanted to
turn the movie off when Batman gets the Iceberg lounge
and beats up two twins. After that, I just realized
the timing. After he fought the twins, They're like, we
want to watch something else. But there's that scene where
he takes the contact out of his eye. And I
made the mistake of telling my nieces that I stuff
scares me, and right away Nea just starts poking her eye.
I'm like, oh, I want you.
Speaker 2: I used to do this, you know, the thing from Ace. Yes,
I know I used to do that to people.
Speaker 1: Also, J Monster for two dollars. Also, I'm guessing no
Super Troopers three trailer. I missed it, so I'm not
a Super Troopers guy. I'm sorry, but yeah, we'll see
what happens there. Hey till you know tight? Oh wait,
oh god, damn it. Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry. The
chart the graph hold on Clay faces mud, so we
should owe him clay faces mudge, so that the m
should be brown. Do a brown m clay phase. Okay,
till where are we putting that teal line?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put that up at ten as well. I'm
excited for that. Ye the other one.
Speaker 1: Eight nine that looks like a ten. No, no, oh,
I'm with you. I'm gonna I'm gonna put it exactly
there too.
Speaker 2: There we go, There we go.
Speaker 1: That's a fucking graph of I've ever seen one.
Speaker 2: Other reason why I think they should They should like
retake because this was originally developed for Matt Reeves's universe
by Mike play again.
Speaker 1: Yeah like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like Mike. I don't know if Mike
fund again it was in coordination with Matt Reeves at all,
but he has stated that he originally had written it
to be in that universe, and then James Gunn came
in with maybe we could, but you.
Speaker 1: It works better in the more fantastical universe. This is
one of those villains I honestly.
Speaker 2: Would love to see Robert Pattinson's Batman go up against
something like that, like not as a much fly.
Speaker 1: No, if they did it, it would be like what
they did in Gotham, or like the original clay Face
where he just connects up his face a little bit.
They would be too afraid to do it as a
giant mud Man. I feel like you need to put
it in the more fantastical uni.
Speaker 2: I think it would be great though, to like challenge
Matt Reeves with like being like, you gotta do the
mud Man, but do it your way, but you gotta
you gotta do you gotta hit these marks, do it
your way because you can. He can keep it grounded
even when it's super fantastical. Like I think he would
be perfect to bring mister Freeze back to life and
like not make him so silly. Yeah, like he could
make a heartbreaking movie about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make him silly. I want the original mister Freeze,
the Russian guy.
Speaker 2: I want that. I want that. Well, you know, I
do like some of the more like theatrical but like
the where Batman the Animate series really fleshed his character out, like.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's become the definitive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying like Matt Reeves could make that into
like a heartbreaking plot, Like like it could be so
much fun watching Batman have to take someone down who
you start to feel bad for. Yeah, like that could
be That could be fun.
Speaker 1: Although we're the cartoon messed up a little bit because
he's like, I miss my wife so much, and also
my henchmen are going to be hot babes, uh, show
off their legs.
Speaker 2: They have to have.
Speaker 1: Let me look up the Freeze broads. Hold on.
Speaker 2: It turns out Miss Freezer was full of shiite.
Speaker 1: Remember when Remember when he was ahead with spider robots
In the later cartoons.
Speaker 2: Oh God vaguely, Oh here here we go, Here we go,
just you.
Speaker 1: He misses his wife till so he misses his wife
so much so he hires he hires three girls who
look nothing like his wife and makes them wear these
little mini skirts and ug boots. It reminds me. It
reminds me of Dracula. Whenever they try to humanize Racula
and make them like a guy who misses his lover,
like the nineteen ninety two one, He's like, I'm so
in love. I miss my true love and Also, I
got three side pieces here. I'm like, well, the side
pieces are kind of I'm not really buying how lost
you're in love? You're like, yeah, but it's also been
a couple hundred years and I needed to kill the tie.
That's like, mister Freeze, I.
Speaker 2: Miss my wife so much.
Speaker 1: Hey lady, can you make that skirt a little tighter? Okay?
Tye West. The guy did the ex trilogy and House
of the Devil and a bunch of other films. He's back,
and so is Johnny Depp. This is being like framed
as Johnny Depp's come back movie. Although what what has
he done lately?
Speaker 2: I can't think of.
Speaker 1: Let's see what Johnny Depp has been cast in recently,
because I don't know if he was super blacklisted. Uh,
what the fuck is Johnny Puff's secret mission?
Speaker 2: Never heard of that?
Speaker 1: He was in an animated in a fucking animated bird movie.
He's the only one in the cast. What the fuck? Okay,
Then he was in Jehan DuBarry. Uh something. Wow, he
has not been in anything, honestly. Puffin's impossible.
Speaker 2: Oh he was.
Speaker 1: He did a TV show about this fucking Puffin that
he was the voice so he's been all in on
this puffin shit that we just totally missed out on.
Speaker 2: Has he been a kid?
Speaker 1: He probably has several kids. Well, one of the kids
was in the Nosparato.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean like a young one, Like does he
have like a kid that's a child still? Because a
lot of times or sometimes like actors or directors wherever,
we will start something just doing kids shit out of
nowhere and you're like, oh.
Speaker 1: You got a nine year old hold on, I'm looking
at it. It's honestly after that second Harry Potter, uh prequel. Yeah,
that's when like there's something called City of Lies and
then suddenly it's like, what is that puffins?
Speaker 2: Wait? What?
Speaker 1: So? Yeah, I guess this in some movie called day Drinker.
Are his comeback movies. They're really billing this as the
comeback movies. Although before cancelation, he wasn't in a lot
of great stuff. Uh, he was making kind of garbage
like Pirates five and shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's getting so oversaturated he needed to take a
break anyways.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, especially after dealing with uh what was her name,
Amber herd Uh? But yeah, Ty West is gonna do
Ebenezer Scrooge and you know, what it looks like a
Christmas Carol? It uh, sure is a Christmas Carol. Imagine
if the Jim Carry Christmas Carol was live action in
this movie. I have a problem with this tagline. I'm
not gonna blame the director.
Speaker 2: It's stupid.
Speaker 1: Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer, and I looked
at him.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? How did that get past anything? Because
it's his first name, Like, technically he was Scrooge first
because that's his family name, and he didn't have a
real name until they named him. He was at conception,
he was a Scrooge. So this tagline was a lie.
Scrooge begins at conception.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we all.
Speaker 2: Agree, Tonny, that'd be a T shirt for you, screag.
Speaker 1: Look, I love a Christmas Carol. I like watching different
versions of a Christmas Carol. It's one of those that
you can remake it a million times and still have
fun with it.
Speaker 2: My favorite is.
Speaker 1: My favorite non muppet version is the George C. Scott
version from a nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 2: I think that non muppet version though, huh, why would
you watch a non muppet version?
Speaker 1: Well, look, we all love muppet Christmas Carol, but there
are other Christmas Carols that.
Speaker 2: It's like watching a regular Treasure Island.
Speaker 1: Why I don't watch as many Treasure Island movies as
I do Christmas Carol.
Speaker 2: At all? This is the wrong one.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know this movie looks okay, it looks
like a Christmas Carol, just with Johnny Depp being wacky.
What if Jack Sparrow was Ebenezer? How did you feel
about this one?
Speaker 2: I didn't see the full trais. I saw the snippets
of it, but I saw a video of him doing
Ebenezer at like, I don't know if it was. Is
it Comic Con going on right now? Right? Yeah? Yeah,
he was at Comic Con and he was doing it
like in the hallway, and I was like, you know what,
he's a pretty convincing Ebenezer. I mean, he's probably gonna
do a great job. I think it's probably gonna come
down to the actual construction of the movie around him.
He's probably creak no matter what. Uh.
Speaker 1: This is another one that well, first off, left wing
social tests warriors are already attacking this movie, but like,
how dare someone rebuild their career? How dare they even
though the woman kind of lied about a lot of
the stuff that and also she was kind of she
poked in the bed. He got to get like a
free punch to the head for that. Also she recorded
saying that she'll just lie and say hit her anyway.
But there are people they there's a clip where he
throws a snowball at someone and he laughs and he
says Mary Christmas and like that's not Scrooge. Scrooge is
angry and blah blah blah, and I'm like, yeah, it's
probably a clip from the end of the movie when
he learns the life of Christmas.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you watch Christmas, you know, sarcastically, he
could even been a dick.
Speaker 1: He could just be being a dick. But my idea
is that it's probably the end of the movie when
he realizes he loves Christmas and he's gonna be like
nice now.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, the trailer, I thought the trailer was fine.
This poster caught me worried because I'm like, wait, Ebeneezer
Scrooge origin story and I'm like, yeah, that's already in
the story.
Speaker 2: There was.
Speaker 1: We didn't need anything else. The actual original story and
all the adaptations let us know what his origin is.
No one was confused by it, but yeah, this is
a weird thing for Ty West to do after the
ex trilogy. I thought that was bizarre. What well, okay,
yeah he's the one doing this Ty West. Okay, I
don't know why he decided Scrooge with Johnny Depp, but
sure he walked around, uh Monstermania when the one Monsermania
I went to and he had a little dog in
a pouch. I thought that was funny, just walking around
with a little dog.
Speaker 2: He seems like a weird guy.
Speaker 1: And I went Tie West and he kept walking.
Speaker 2: I watched his movies. I just heard uh Jay from
Red Laer to Media describe him and I was like, yeah,
I don't even to see those.
Speaker 1: No, they're good. I like House of the Devil. House
of the Devil's really good.
Speaker 2: About the ex trilogy, he did like the what was it?
The what's the name? The woman's name Pearl Maxim. Yeah,
I was like, I don't need to see a serial
killer woman. It's fine, she kills because she's horny.
Speaker 1: No, that was great because I went into X kind
of blind because the trailer didn't really give you a
lot of information, and dude, I literally walked in. Next,
I'm like, Okay, are they cannibals? Are they vampires? Is
it a witch? And then when I got to the revelation, like, wait,
he's just a horny lady, I'm like, that's fucking awesome.
I wasn't expected that was the last thing on my
my Wait. Wait, wait, she's horny and her husband has
a heart issue. Ever, this is way cooler than fucking
vampires or whatever. I was thinking, Okay, so Scrooge, I'm
gonna give it a green. Where are we putting Scrooge till.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, just because I have a kid, I'll say,
like a five, little little flow mid excited, it might
be good to take the toddler tissue. Might like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be fun.
Speaker 2: She loved the thing. Oh my god. Her her older
brother were just like in love with that movie. The
middle sister wasn't having it.
Speaker 1: John Carpenter is the thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh she loved that movie. She's like, man, I
can't I can't wait.
Speaker 1: So the twins are just a little bit older, so
I can start showing them like the good alien movies
instead of Alien Versus Predator over and over again. Thank God, Creditor.
Bad Lands was PG thirteen and it was good. I
can watch that one with them.
Speaker 2: The kids love weapons. That was that was a horror
movie that they really liked.
Speaker 1: If they were my kids, they would have watched all
this stuff. And I'm like, look, I'm uncle Tony. I
gotta be careful. Nothing above nothing above a PEG thirteen.
But also, I can't show them jewels. My brother in
law was like, dude, we're going to the beach a
lot this summer, and I was rewatching polter Geist. I'm like,
they will sleep in my sister's room for a month
if I show them this movie. Okay, my excitement for this.
I do love a Christmas Carol, but it just looks
like Christmas Carol with Jack Sparrow. So I'm gonna I'm
like you, I'm a five. Hopefully it's really good, but
I will curb my Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just been It's one of those things that's
it's been done too many times at this point, like
like when Christopher Nolan came out of the Odyssey. I'm
sure it's it's well done. I just couldn't care less.
Speaker 1: I will honestly hasn't been done as much as Christmas Carol.
Speaker 2: Though I mean Sante did it.
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, I mean, there's a few
Odyssey movies, obviously, I don't know why no one is
talking about Oh Brother, where art thou John or Ariosters
BoA's Afraid, which was his version of the Odyssey, which
I love that fucking movie.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do Oria. He's too demonic for me.
I didn't.
Speaker 1: I still haven't seen Eddington because I hate Patro Pascal
and that month it was Fantastic Four and Eddington. I'm like, well,
I know what my audience wants me to talk about more.
But also I saw it was during the height of
COVID and he was the COVID asshole, and I'm like,
I can't it's too close to home, it's clue, too realistic.
I can't watch this yet. I will watch I heard
it's really good. I will watch it. But it was
just I'm like, I can only do one Patro Piscal
movie this month. I'm not doing too. Sorry, Ari, I
supported all your other films, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Remember I was trying to think. I was like, I know,
I've seen like an ari Astra movie that gave me
like a very violent reaction. I remember now Hereditary. I
fucking hate that movie.
Speaker 1: Oh I love Hereditary.
Speaker 2: The best part of that movie when the little girl
got her head knocked off by a baseball bat.
Speaker 1: No telephone, it was a telephone pole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was saying, like a telephone hole knocked her
head off, like it was t ball.
Speaker 1: No. I loved Hereditary. Mitzimar was good. I like this stuff.
I don't know what it is about him and bo
is Afraid. I super enjoyed.
Speaker 2: I really his movies just filled me with like a
very annoying kind of anxiety where I'm just like, I
don't want to deal with these people. I know they're
not real, but I don't want to deal with them
like the sun in a Hereditary. I was hoping from
the moment like the mom started going nuts, I was like,
please rip his head off and throw him like down
a fucking well or something like. I hate this guy,
He's the worst.
Speaker 1: I forgot a super chat here, Rob K for two dollars?
Speaker 2: Do we need?
Speaker 1: Do we need yet another Christmas Carol movie?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: You know who did a great version of the Christmas
Carol was me a couple of years ago. For when
I reviewed mupp at Christmas Carol, and all my ghosts
were Jewish. It was it was Kaylee, Gil and PESSI
yeah and Gil.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what, I think we do need to do
Christmas Carol because some of these Jews aren't watching these movies.
And Gil accidentally did the Angel from its Wonderful Life.
He didn't understand what the ghost of Christmas Present was.
Let me show you what your life would be like
without this. I'm like, no, that's a different story. I
know you're chewing books Jewish, but there can't. You can't
be this blood like you had to have seen one
of these stories.
Speaker 2: You keep reviewing Christmas Treble. They just keep getting the wrong.
I want someone to reenact the library and ghost from
getting a ghostbuster. Look at the camel like, I don't
know what that was about.
Speaker 1: Jewish Christmas Carol movie. I'm seeing it for a Jewish
Christmas Carol movie.
Speaker 2: A Christmas Carol. Oh, it's so it's I don't like it.
It's solshch maltzy.
Speaker 1: Dreaming of Jewish Christmas twenty seventeen, A very Jewish Christmas Carol.
Wait is that a real movie? Hold on, there's gotta
be like a honek of Carol or something.
Speaker 2: The next time they do a Christmas Carol movie, I
want a kung Fu one.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a stage play. God damn it. Okay, well,
we're gonna have to just make a Jewish Christmas Carol.
Speaker 2: I want a kung Fu Christmas Carol. That would be
the I want a Christmas Carol which Scrooge has to
kung Fu fight all the ghosts.
Speaker 1: Let me type it in kung Fu Christmas Carol, hung
Fu a Christmas Carol. No, there isn't.
Speaker 2: Damn there is.
Speaker 1: An episode of kung Fu the legend continues called a
shallon Christmas. Oh, I'll take that out.
Speaker 2: Do you love me some? David Kardine.
Speaker 1: Okay, Soabanes are next up. Blade Runner twenty ninety nine,
which I realize now is a series. It's not a
movie from Amazon. So we've jumped ahead.
Speaker 2: In the future.
Speaker 1: But now in the future, the replicants took over, and
one of them is Michelle Yo and the other one
is Hunter Shaeffer. And this was casting that you would
have done in twenty twenty two, not now. And Hunter
Schaeffer is the human who has to blend in with
the replicants. And I guess the humans want to take
back Earth, which is a twist because usually the replicants
are the oppressed ones. And I guess it's gone back.
Speaker 2: They think. I couldn't tell who was supposed to be
a replicant though in the trailer and who wasn't Are
they replicants? Are they humans?
Speaker 1: Well? I think in Blade Runder twenty forty nine, they
revealed that the replicants can reproduce with humans, So because
they are, they're not really robots. They're like clones.
Speaker 2: I think some people get confused with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're biological androids, yes, yes, And they revealed in
twenty forty nine that they had like a biological kid together,
So I assume the future was going to be this
replicant human hybrid. But this is telling us that the
replicants took over and the humans want the world back
till I love the first Blade Runner movie. I love it.
I watched that movie. I go to sleep most nights
watching Blade Runner or Hell Raiser or Ridley Scott's legend
weird rotation of go to sleep movies, but it's mostly
Escape from New York. That's another one i'd go. I
watched Blade Runner one a lot, and I was though
final cut, okay cuts, fine, wait that is the one.
Speaker 2: Where like, that's not the one with the unicorn. It's
try to remember which one because there's like three of them.
There's theatrical directors in final.
Speaker 1: There's the theatrical director's cut and final cut, and there
might be other different variations there, but those are the
three big cuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 1: That season of you ever watch Trailer Park Boys here
and there? I love there was one season where they
get out of prison and they go to visit some
friends and they're like, did you watch any good movies
in prison? Ricky's like, oh, man, director's cut, it was great.
I had a great time. Bubbles is like Ricky. It
was Blade Runner director's cut. It wasn't called directors.
Speaker 2: That movie is so good. I liked twenty forty nine.
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 2: You didn't. I wasn't like super like, oh my god,
it was amazing. It was just like I just as
good the first one.
Speaker 1: But it was all right, is good.
Speaker 2: I have some cool ideas, isn't it. I like the
like the hologram stuff and maybe all interesting ideas.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll watch it again, but I didn't see it
in theaters and he didn't do well. And by the way,
I like that director. I loved the Arrival. I like
what he's doing with Dune. I like Prisoners, so need
to see Elsacario or Ccario. It's just cao. I need
to touch two of them.
Speaker 2: The first one's the best. Do that opens?
Speaker 1: That's what they did. I think they did. Oh fucked yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you know anything to open it how it opens? No?
I don't. It's just it's really fucked up.
Speaker 1: I gotta watch other movie people like Incendiaries or something.
I think.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I I didn't see twenty forty nine in theaters.
The trailers just didn't grab me. And I'm someone who
really liked Blade Run and this is this was at
a time where I wasn't seeing everything. Now I make
a point to see most things as much things as
I can, because that's the fucking clown job I've picked
for myself. And I finally did like, I guess I
did this the wrong way. I stayed up. It was
for rental reviews. We were doing Blade Runners, so I
like binge read the audio book. I played it at
like double speed, so the book was fresh in my head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've read the.
Speaker 1: It's it's good the movie pretty much does that.
Speaker 2: See that. That was the thing that they did with
the theatrical cut. They basically cut out the heart of
the book from the movie in the theatrical because they
just completely get rid of the whole Is he a replicant?
Speaker 1: Is he not? Which I don't think he is, But
I like that they don't answer it.
Speaker 2: He is is all the Blade Runners are.
Speaker 1: Well in the movie, it's open to interpretation.
Speaker 3: I mean they never directly say it, but they've ever
and no in the book.
Speaker 1: In the book they find a police station that has
been taken over by replicants. I think, yeah, and I
think that's what gives it now. I'm keep in mind
it's been a long time, it's been a few years now,
and I think that gives him the idea that maybe
he's a replicant. There's also where like there's that cult
in the book that worshiped this one leader and then
he illucinates the leader at the end. Thought that was
weird stuff of the book. Anyway, I went into twenty
forty nine I watch so I yeah, I just listen
to the book. I rewatched the movie. I watched the
little short films they did leading up to twenty forty nine,
and then I watched twenty forty nine and I went, oh,
what a fucking slog Like, I totally regret watching this movie.
Speaker 2: I did not enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I was not investing in the characters. It took forever
for Harrison Ford to show up, and when he did,
he wasn't great. Although out of all the Harrison Ford
reliving his youth things listen, he wasn't Yeah, he wasn't overpowered.
Speaker 2: He was weak.
Speaker 1: He wasn't like Indiana Jones where he's like, I'm pushing
ny and I could still swing from things like no,
you fucking can't. I just could not get into that
at all. And there were so many people who loved it,
which is fine, But then these fuckers, just like with
Tron Legacy, these fuckers jumped in on the sequel, which
isn't even the real sequel. I count Soldier as the
real sequel anyway. They all jumped in on the sequel,
and then they all go way better than the first one.
I went, shut your fucking now, I look, I love
the new top Gun and Peop were like way better
than the first one. That movie's not great, and I went, go,
fucking fuck yourself. I love the original Top Gun. These
are all great movies. Uh but yeah, I just the
fact that the movie wasn't great and it was making
people shit on the original just infuriated me so much.
But yeah, then I watched this trailer and uh, this
looks worse. It doesn't look good. Yeah, it just looks
like Blade Runner women. Yes, the subtitles women now, which
again this feel it was like an idea they went
a greenlit like two years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why did you put money in this? Guys? You
could have stopped it before you burned too much money.
Speaker 1: Look, I like Michelle Yo, but can we slow down
on Michelle Yo?
Speaker 2: Do we need Michelle Yo?
Speaker 1: And everything?
Speaker 2: I don't really see the stuff that she's unusually.
Speaker 1: I know that I keep seeing advertisements for a thing.
She won an oscar, and suddenly they were like, put
her in everything.
Speaker 2: I like the movie she won the oscar for. I
haven't really watched her anything since.
Speaker 1: Oh everything everywhere, all at once was great. Yeah, but
then they did that stupid Star Trek show and I
guess she was in the Star Trek show that I
didn't watch. And then she won the Oscar, and they're like, oh,
this is supposed to be a pilot, but she just
won an Oscar, so let's make it a movie. That
section thirty one. I made it a movie. It's definitely
just a pilot.
Speaker 2: I think it was just a pilot because they saw
how bad it was and like, we're not funding the
rest of this, but.
Speaker 1: We'll say it's a movie starring an Academy Award winning
actress and that was bad. Then every time I see
a trailer for that wicked shit, she's in it, and
I'm like, I'm fucking done with Michelle Yo. Yeah, And look,
I don't think I've seen anything with Hunter Schaeffer in
it other than Euphoria clips that people tweet it. So
I don't have you seen Hunter Shaeffer in anything?
Speaker 2: Oh that's who that is? Yeah, No, no, I'm honestly
I watched the Turfers one. Oh, this is another thing
I'm gonna watch. All I see is did you watch
the Dune Prophecy show.
Speaker 1: I did not see Dune Prophecy. I was gonna do
like a review and then it just there was really
not a lot of hot. I know it's getting a
second season, but there just wasn't enough hype and by
the time I went to review it would have been
too late.
Speaker 2: Was it any good? No, it was terrible.
Speaker 1: It was terrible.
Speaker 2: I couldn't get through the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I like that what's his name, Mark Strong is in it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they had great actors in it. It was
just like the story was stupid, like they were leaning
too hard on the Benny Jesuits and ship and like
no one really cares that much about a coven of
fucking witch prophets, like it's and you make up your prophecies.
Speaker 1: You don't like Yeah, sorry, Till's a Mentat guy. He's like,
I want more Mentats, less Benny Jesuit. We want more
Mentats absolutely, And I'm all like, fuck one of those guys.
I was gonna say, the people from doing Messiah that
make body parts and stuff, and I just totally forgot
their name. Uh, but yeah, someone I just I did
see someone mention. Uh. There was that Blade Runner animated
show Black Lotus, and I remember I was gonna be like,
all right, I guess I'll check that out, and then
I think I maybe watched one episode and I went, nah,
I'm good. I think I.
Speaker 2: Wanted to watch it, and then I just I have
just such a problem with animation these days, and it's
a me thing. It's not even the shows. Most of
the time. I'm just like, I can't do any too.
Speaker 1: But yeah, someone who loves Blade Runner, I'm just gonna
stick to that original movie and the book.
Speaker 2: Yeah they are. I still have the paperback with the
it looks like the the thermal like fucking shit of
the face and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I might. I actually bought it on
Xbox a while ago, but I think I might play
like the old Blade Runner game from the nineties.
Speaker 2: Which I know they had one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and apparently it's like beloved and they like
re they like remastered it. They like remastered the game
from the nineties. So I my Xbox, I want to
actually like try it. I gotta get back to doing
that show where I compare video game movies to the
movies they're based on.
Speaker 2: The only video game I ever played that was truly
based on a movie. It was The empir'st New Group.
Speaker 1: You mean the only game that was like a movie?
Or is that the only movie based game you've ever It.
Speaker 2: Is the only game that was based on a movie
that I ever actually played. I think that was one till.
Speaker 1: We're the same age thirty six, right, you never played GoldenEye.
Speaker 2: No, okay, you're right, Okay, I'm okay. I totally forgot
about that. I'm sorry. I'm like, I own it in
sixty four, so I only got to play.
Speaker 1: Like, No, it's funny I own GoldenEye but not an
N sixty four. There was a period of life where
the people I was living with and my old job
there were enough N sixty fours around that I was
just buying N sixty four games but not a console.
And now it's been like three years and I just
have like a stack of games. I'm like, I have
no way to play these. I should probably get an
N sixty four.
Speaker 2: At some point, I just realized too, I played Matrix
or Enter the Matrix, So I've just proving myself more.
I guess that was actually a really good game.
Speaker 1: Have you ever watched my show? I only do it
once in a while, just like the movie where I
take a video game movie. Yeah, I want to do
more of those.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was recording footage for like Reservoirs at the X
Men game, and then I just got too busy with ship.
That's the thing you're time consuming. You gotta play like.
Speaker 2: The series you do of reading the alternate scripts.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got to do more of those.
Speaker 2: The David Hater Watchman script. That one is bonkers. Have
you read it?
Speaker 1: No, I've never actually read it.
Speaker 2: So what what's the what's the chick's name, Silk Spector? Yeah, yeah,
David Hater gave her a fucking energy Uh you call
it a slingshot, like creates, like an energy being with
her fingers and like crates. I was like, this is
the stupidest shit I've ever read.
Speaker 1: I love David Hater. I fucking my favorite series ever.
I saw David Hater at Too Many Games. He did
a panel and actually that panel is on Too Many Games.
Let me see her one second. Too Many Games. Uh yeah,
David Hater and Clark they did a Metal Hero Solid
panel and I edited it because I did some editing
work for my old job, and it just went up
yesterday at the Too Many Games YouTube channel. Subscribe to
Too Many Games and watch that panel that I edited
on the fly.
Speaker 2: If I it's probably good. I don't go to these
festivals because I've ever met some of these people that
made these weird decisions. I would like go up there,
stand in line, shake their hand, be like, what was
with the energy sling shot? What was that about? Can
you explain it please? In like thirty seconds. I don't
want to waste your time.
Speaker 1: Uh, but yeah, I'm gonna go through some more old
scripts because people like the voiceover and everything. It makes
it more exciting. I want to do more work prints
and TV cuts. I have a couple that I just
need to find time to like go through, but like
it was just hard finding like interesting ones that you
mentioned work prints.
Speaker 2: You know what. The first movie I ever quote unquote
illegally downloaded was in this. I did this at film school.
Speaker 1: Let me get X Men Origins Wolverine.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, we were sending that around class because like
the school had like really great WiFi. We were sitting
that around class to the eye messenger. That's how I
got it. I'll still have it somewhere.
Speaker 1: And then the movie came out and it wasn't much better.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, the work for it
was probably better because I could at least imagine that
it was gonna.
Speaker 1: Look great, still look good by the time he gets
there and then he watched the movie. You're like, no,
actually doesn't look good at all. Oh man, okay, let's
get our let's get our graph. This is a graph, right,
I'm not totally messing that up.
Speaker 2: No, this is totally a graph. There are there are bars.
It's called a bar graph.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a bark.
Speaker 2: I love that, me and you.
Speaker 1: My audience has no idea what.
Speaker 2: Bar graph? There's no one in here who knows. What
should you? Did you see?
Speaker 1: His co host responded to that, AI think that was
making fun of I didn't see that. Yeah, the full
fiction thing. He said he hates Tarantino, Like, can you
rank Tarantino movies on a graph? Or or on a
chart also known as a So I don't have a problem,
it's funny.
Speaker 2: I actually did.
Speaker 1: I was on a stream with his co host.
Speaker 2: Uh, Joey raid in the house. That means whoa on twitch?
Joey has? Uh there we go, hello Joey c in
the poor chat.
Speaker 1: Uh Joey, this isn't an official episode, so I will
read poor chats, but super chats get in a lot sooner. Okay,
blade Runner, but we're gonna make a pink because there's
ladies in it till where we put in this blade
Runner line for twenty.
Speaker 2: Just making a dot that sounds interested?
Speaker 1: I am okay, and you know what, There we go,
that's all interesting. There we go till we're pretty even
on all these rankings. Here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, real braintist fell off the map.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Till those were a lot of trailers.
Was there anything else that dropped this week? There probably was.
Speaker 2: I didn't the coyote versus Acme trailer that looked really good?
Did you see that? No, Dude, will Forte is essentially
saw Goodman, and like it starts off with your typical
wiley coyote. Like you know, he pours a thing of
like metal beads and then pours seed over him and
has like a magnetic glove. Okay, he's trying to stop
the road runner. But then he his magnetic glove turns
to a truck and he just gets hit by a semi.
Speaker 1: That's classic coyote. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then so he's like in his like little underground
shop or whatever. You know, the place is a little
hide out. Yeah, and he's like all mad because he
just he keeps getting fucked up over and over again,
and he just hears Wilf Forte's voice come from the
TV goes, have you ever put on a parachute and
open it and only can find silverware? Come out? And
he's just like he starts listing off all these things
that have happened to Wiley Coyote. He's like, you could
be entitled to us a momentary settlement. Wiley Coyote joins
with will Forte to sue ACME, and the CEO of
ACME is John Cena.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. Someone just said watch trailers on stream.
I don't have to till just told me about the trailer.
And as a matter of fact, till here we go
here Coyote just based off your description up time of Coyote.
That's that's an a v acme. So you watched the
actual trailer. What was your excitement for that trailer?
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm in a ten for that. Let's fucking go.
I love go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love when they mix live action cartoon.
Speaker 1: Oh so you like the Last Time and Jerry movie.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch that. I like them when they do
it good, like who framed Roger Rabbit O G Space
Jam Cool World was kind of good.
Speaker 1: It was all right, you know, just based off your description,
I'm also going through the roof. Look at that we
broke it into Coyote versus Acme. It's the best trailer
you ever watched, and it's the best trailer that was
ever described.
Speaker 2: Dude, there's a there's one part where this I think
it's like this little Asian guy walks into Johnson office
with it just like a stack of like papers, and
he says, sir, they're suiting us for everything we've ever sold. Uh.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that to come out, just so
I could stop fucking hearing about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it looks like they're gonna play it like
it's a straight uh, like court drama, which will make
it hilarious. Like they even got fog horn leg horn
in the I say, I say a coyote.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a funny idea for a movie. But
people were like, HBO shelved it. It's gonna be the
greatest thing ever. I'm like, I mean it probably would
also just suck. Didn't you see Space Jam two? Like,
I hope it's good, but I don't know why everyone
was Like the fact that they hid this means it's great.
I'm like, they're putting out nothing but garbage. Why would
this be great? But we'll see, we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: I think it's as long went there and just went
I just want to funk s up. I don't care.
Back Girl fucked that Wiley coyote. Why would that do well?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: Is it funny? Okay? Is it funny? And franchise well,
the same thing with The Day the Earth Blew Up.
Speaker 1: Everyone was like finally someone sharing it, and the movie
came out and people were like, it was okay. I
guess it's like, oh, I'm glad we all campaign to
see that. Seemed like you guys would be more excited
for that movie.
Speaker 2: I think what just made it so weird to me
that they shelved it was that it looks like a
theatrical movie. It shot well, like a courtroom drama. Yeah,
has these cartoon characters in it, So like, I don't
understand why they show that Bad Girl made sense and
that looked like hot garbage. I mean, the only reasonhy
aybody would watched it to see Britain Fraser with the plowtorch.
But this one, I was like, it doesn't look like
it cost a ton to make. It looks like it
may have cost him like under one hundred mil. Yeah,
I was like, why did you even shelve that? I
feel like you could have like all the movies Warner
Brothers put out in the past five years.
Speaker 1: The HBO Max put out that terrible Tom and Jerry
movie which looked worse than this. That movie was so bad.
You should actually watch that just to see how bad
it was. Oh God, Chloe Grace Moretz and they're in
a hotel or something, and at least they don't talk,
not like that other Tom and Jerry movie where they
have voices and shit.
Speaker 2: Like that was weird, the one from the nineties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one sucked.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1: There's all the trailers we watched. I'm I'm happy we
did this. Thank you till absolutely, thank you for joining.
Sorry about the chaos and the chat, but I'm yeah,
I guessing I'm guessing you're gonna get some lovely flower bouquet.
Speaker 2: Probably probably. I don't understand why they give a ship
like I'm a nothing podcaster.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why they think my audience would be
the ones that be like, now that I have this
guy's address that I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I will show you something before we go.
I got another shipment of Toho stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, show me hold on, let me get rid
of this.
Speaker 2: See I got. Let me do it right, because they
go together. I got the show and heyse eras of GAMMERA.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, from a video fucking I just got. I
will be on Patreon. I will be doing a review
of the arrow box set for Mortal Kombat and Mortal
Kombat Annihilation that I read the little booklet. I watched
both movies with director commentary. So yeah, I learned a lot.
I learned a lot in those things. And they look beautiful.
The first Mortal Kombat looks so beautiful in four K,
even the bad digital stuff. And then the second Mortal Kombat,
it's in four K.
Speaker 2: It's a good time. I mean it feels like those
like it's weird some of the movies they put into
like four K. Now, I'm like, I don't know if
this is gonna transfer.
Speaker 1: Well, well they were smart with they're smart with No
I mean Mortal Combat Annihilation. Of course the effects suck,
but like it was still shot fine. It's just the
digital effects that are really bad in that movie. Yeah,
but like the camera work is fine. They shot it
on film, they can upscale it and everything.
Speaker 2: Some of those older movies with their effects, it's like
they look better if you watch them on cable or VHS. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there were ship in a four K Mortal
Kabbat where I'm like, I never even noticed there was
so much detail up there. That was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That's some one of the like the shocks people had
to go through when we started getting like these four
K TVs and stuff like that, and things weren't filmed
in four K. Yeah, but you're not watching them upscaled
and you could like see the makeup on people's step
and people are like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about that in Highlander. I watch Highlander
and four K and the Kurgans like neck scar looks
really bad in the church scene. We also talked about
I Got, I got like all the Halloween four k's.
It's just the end of Halloween four Doctor Loomis has
one strand of hair on his and I never noticed
it in previous I've never noticed it in previous versions,
but I saw it in four K. Now, even if
it plays on TV, I now know to look for
this one tiny hair that pops up on the top
of his head.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, hell, my girlfriend just should up and chat
to say, I suck hi.
Speaker 1: Mad and she hates her stupid laugh. I hope she does.
I hope she doesn't ducks she will. Uh till I'm
glad this worked out. I'm glad, thanks for having me on.
It was like, glad we both have very exciting Friday nights.
Just living the life here.
Speaker 2: This is better than working in a hot kitchen.
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna twirk been the club, but I
was like, no, I got to talk about movie trailersk
it up into club every you know, untill the only
thing I live for is to twerk up in the club.
But I'm always doing videos for my fans, and some
of them aren't even patrons.
Speaker 2: Till that's the way it's called work ethic people. Some
of them aren't patrons or channel members.
Speaker 1: They don't buy merch, they don't book me on cameo,
and still I will review movie trailers or talk about
movie trailers I didn't see like coyote versus acme for them.
Instead of being up in the club, go do some
asshole karaoke is Sunday Nights. Where can people find you?
Speaker 2: Well, you can find me at Ministry of Dude on YouTube,
Rumble Twitter. We're also in kick for whatever reason, and
you can find my inver review show Burnt Popcorn with
Kid of the North and SIMP reloaded over on the
Burnt Popcorn YouTube channel. Just look up Burntpcorn podcast because
apparently there's like nine other bird Popcorns. I don't know,
we might have to rebrand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a terror.
Speaker 2: You picked a terrible name. I didn't pick it. Kid
picked it. He didn't like any of mine. I was like,
I don't know, we could we could throw it with
the dude like, uh, you know, like branding. No, No,
I don't want that, Okay, Ken, fine, will do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta, you gotta rebrand that shit. See I
did hack the movies in college. I got I was
ahead of that, and I used to put a three
in the title because I was afraid someone already had
the name. Turns out no, I was the only one
with the name, so I didn't actually have to put
the three in the title, not that that would have
secured me at all. I was in it. I was
twenty one. What did I know when I came up
with this, but I'm sticking with it to the end.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, just use your extra time to do
a twerking video.
Speaker 1: I will know what's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't dare Tony. He has no shame, he will
do anything.
Speaker 1: I don't have any very little shame.
Speaker 2: I have no shame, but a lot of bills. I've
little chaine and.
Speaker 1: Fewer morals, although I did, although I did turn down
a very very lucrative brand deal because I knew my
audience would RiPP me apart. So I guess I do
have some morals. And now that I've said that, please
super chats, super chats, Patreon, Retrowear store, by submerg for the.
Speaker 2: Love of God. Yeah, and that is it from us, guys. Goodbye,