WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:00.640 Good evening. 2 00:00:01.040 --> 00:00:03.600 The makers of the New Rinso bring you the Amos 3 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:07.200 and Andy Show with their guest tonight, mister Robert Benchley. 4 00:00:22.519 --> 00:00:25.760 Just before amoson Andy get going here, I have something 5 00:00:25.800 --> 00:00:28.640 that comes under the heading of things you never hear 6 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:29.640 around the house. 7 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:32.679 Hey, Mom, can I help the dishes please? Hammer you 8 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:33.600 promise you'd let. 9 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:34.079 Me do them? 10 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:38.560 Well, you and I know that's just a pipe dream, except, 11 00:00:38.640 --> 00:00:40.560 of course, around this time of the year for a 12 00:00:40.679 --> 00:00:44.119 special reason that's eight days off. But usually you can't 13 00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:47.359 exactly depend on Junior to help. And that's my cue 14 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:49.759 to tell you about the new Soaphy Rich Rinso. 15 00:00:50.079 --> 00:00:50.640 Now hang on. 16 00:00:50.799 --> 00:00:53.960 I don't promise that the kids will love washing dishes 17 00:00:53.960 --> 00:00:57.039 with Rinso, but I do promise that you'll find the 18 00:00:57.159 --> 00:01:00.479 job a whole lot easier. In short, get plenty of 19 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:04.799 help from Rinso. You see new Rinso's peppy SuDS, really 20 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:08.719 chased grease and crusted food particles like magic. Your dishes 21 00:01:08.760 --> 00:01:13.319 will sparkle, ponts and pans, gleam silverware, glassware. They'll all 22 00:01:13.359 --> 00:01:15.959 be clean as a whistle in a jiffy. Did I 23 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:19.159 say whistle? Well, I'll bet that's what you'll do when 24 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:23.120 you use rinso you'll whistle while you wash. Try rinso 25 00:01:23.480 --> 00:01:25.959 and see. And now to a miss and Andy and 26 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:39.120 their guest Robert Benchley. The Kingfish is apparently confronted with 27 00:01:39.159 --> 00:01:41.840 a domestic problem because with his friend Andy, he has 28 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:45.519 gone to call on that eminent authority on domestic relations 29 00:01:45.879 --> 00:01:48.959 and the author of that well known book Harmony in Marriage, 30 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:52.719 Robert Benchley. The boys are at mister Benchley's office now 31 00:01:52.760 --> 00:01:56.640 to discuss the Kingfish's problem. 32 00:01:56.799 --> 00:02:00.200 Well, I sidly be glad to help you if I can. Yeah, 33 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:02.799 you see, my friends here, the Kingfish kind of got 34 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:05.640 itself in a jam with his wife, and we count 35 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:06.760 on you to un jam him. 36 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:08.599 Oh yeah, you see our figure that you was the 37 00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:11.400 expert on this stuff on account of the books you'd unwritten, 38 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:12.639 and maybe you could help me. 39 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:16.520 Yes, you understand, of course that marital problems are nothing unusual, 40 00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:18.599 that they must be dealt with in the abstract. 41 00:02:19.039 --> 00:02:21.639 Oh yeah, that's the only way to deal with them 42 00:02:21.639 --> 00:02:21.960 all rage. 43 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:25.879 Yeah, Well, you see, marriage is a lot different than 44 00:02:25.919 --> 00:02:28.800 living life as an individual. In marriage, we have two 45 00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:30.680 great forces, isn't that right? 46 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:34.560 Well, Marks, Miss Benger's just one great fools and one 47 00:02:34.599 --> 00:02:36.159 guy getting pushed around. 48 00:02:37.879 --> 00:02:41.120 Yeah, he's right about that, mister Benchley. When I goes 49 00:02:41.199 --> 00:02:43.879 up there to his house, it always remind me of 50 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:45.400 a butterfly fighting a p. 51 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:48.400 Thirty eight, and I had a butterfly. 52 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:52.280 Well, that certainly isn't right. But as I said before, 53 00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:54.879 to analyze marriage properly, we must look upon it in 54 00:02:54.960 --> 00:03:00.199 the abstract. I like to picture marriage has a beautiful streams. 55 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:04.719 That is, two small brooks, each flowing its own way, calmly, serenely. 56 00:03:05.479 --> 00:03:08.159 Suddenly they meet, they joined, They. 57 00:03:08.039 --> 00:03:14.080 Flowed as one through woodland, gaze of happiness, peace and contentment. Kingfish, 58 00:03:14.159 --> 00:03:16.000 When is we gonna take our vacation. 59 00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:21.159 Quiet and be quiet? There? Again? 60 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:23.439 You think we're abstract here gormous avenger, don't pay no 61 00:03:23.560 --> 00:03:24.039 tention to him. 62 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:26.879 Well, of course you don't understand that I'm just using 63 00:03:26.919 --> 00:03:29.639 all of this is the figure of speech. Actually, there 64 00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:32.560 is no woodland glade, there is no valley, there is 65 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:36.840 no stream. No, we went a long way without getting 66 00:03:36.840 --> 00:03:40.639 no place. I see the Perhaps we'd better approach this 67 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:44.439 matter in the concrete. Tell me this has your marital 68 00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:45.919 trouble been of long standing? 69 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:47.919 Well, I don't know about her, but I've been standing 70 00:03:47.919 --> 00:03:48.919 as long as a kN I. 71 00:03:48.879 --> 00:03:52.000 Can't, Kingfish. 72 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:53.719 Why don't you tell me the whole story? 73 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:55.560 Yes, I guess that's the best way. 74 00:03:55.639 --> 00:03:58.439 I'll give me all the details, everything that led up 75 00:03:58.479 --> 00:03:59.000 to the trouble. 76 00:03:59.080 --> 00:03:59.759 Yeah, the world, The. 77 00:03:59.680 --> 00:04:02.759 Whole things started when I decided to go into business. 78 00:04:03.039 --> 00:04:05.319 I come to see Andy in his office one day. 79 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:07.800 Imus was there too, and I said to. 80 00:04:07.800 --> 00:04:12.639 Him, come in, Kingfish. Yeah, how is the Kingfish? 81 00:04:12.680 --> 00:04:15.520 Hello there, boys, say Andy? Is you doing anything in 82 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:16.319 particular today? 83 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:19.519 Oh? No, I ain't. Uh you want to go into business? 84 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:23.639 Well, if the proposition is tractive enough, I might reserve 85 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:25.000 oh as tractive. 86 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:27.639 All right. It's the laundry business, you see. 87 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:27.720 You. 88 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:29.959 On account of the shortage of man Paul and Woman 89 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:32.399 Paul and their elther kind of power, the laundry is 90 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:35.680 having a little trouble keeping up their production. Yeah, I 91 00:04:35.720 --> 00:04:37.279 guess they is doing the best they can. 92 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:37.879 You know. 93 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:40.000 I was talking to that fellow that down the street 94 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:42.319 that runs the Bonton launderer. 95 00:04:42.399 --> 00:04:43.959 And what do you want to do is to farm 96 00:04:43.959 --> 00:04:44.800 out some of the work. 97 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:47.240 In other words, he'd like to turn over some of the. 98 00:04:47.279 --> 00:04:48.439 Laundry work to us. 99 00:04:48.680 --> 00:04:50.839 Now we could wash it, nine on it and return 100 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:53.279 it to him. We would be what you would call 101 00:04:53.360 --> 00:04:55.519 a subsidiary. 102 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:55.600 Of the main thing. 103 00:04:55.920 --> 00:05:01.279 Uh somebwhat subsidiary? Yeah well that sounds good alright, but uh, 104 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:04.240 we ain't gonna do no washing ironing as well. 105 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:07.519 Oh no, no, no, we get Lightning to do it. 106 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:12.199 You'll see what we do. 107 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:17.000 We make him our own personal subsidiary. Yeah, well, supposed 108 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:19.399 Lightning doing do it, or then he can get somebody 109 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:22.519 else to do it. That way, the real work and 110 00:05:22.600 --> 00:05:25.639 be done by a subsidiary of a subsidiary of the subsidiary. 111 00:05:25.759 --> 00:05:28.079 See, oh this is big business alright. 112 00:05:28.279 --> 00:05:28.839 Yeah. 113 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:31.720 Yeah, well, I know Lightning got a washing machine over there, 114 00:05:31.759 --> 00:05:33.040 if that's what you're counting on. 115 00:05:33.439 --> 00:05:36.240 Oh yeah, we figured on using that already. Yeah. 116 00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:40.319 Well, I think I run along, fellow, okays, say, by. 117 00:05:40.199 --> 00:05:42.199 The way or on the way. 118 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:44.680 Home with you, mind stopping in at Lightning's house and 119 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:47.199 tell him to wait there and get his washing machine ready. 120 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:49.720 We coming over to see him, all right, I'll do that. 121 00:05:49.879 --> 00:05:52.959 Yeah, hold on, Yeah, that's gonna be a great business, 122 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:56.839 all right, Kingfish, say, is it all right if I 123 00:05:56.959 --> 00:05:59.079 kind of mentions it to my gal that I gonna 124 00:05:59.079 --> 00:06:01.120 be a subsidiary? 125 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:03.839 Oh no, and you can't say nothing about it yet. 126 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:07.160 You see, the first bundle that gives us is gonna 127 00:06:07.160 --> 00:06:09.160 be sort of a sample bundle to see how we 128 00:06:09.279 --> 00:06:13.759 do is with it. The laundry is careful about clothes. Yeah, 129 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:15.759 they won't make sure that we turns out a good 130 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:16.600 job before they. 131 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:20.079 Closes the deal, or we might. We gotta make good huh. 132 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:23.439 Yeah, well, listen, this is a pretty safe thing to 133 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:26.000 put my money in it. Or this is a safe 134 00:06:26.040 --> 00:06:30.480 and sound and yeah, well that's good because I'd hate 135 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:33.160 to wind up losing my shirt in my own laundry. 136 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:46.800 Yeah, turn it off, let it turn it off. 137 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:50.639 That machine ain't working right, I answer, Yeah, something's wrong 138 00:06:50.680 --> 00:06:52.680 with it. It's splashing all over your lightning. 139 00:06:53.360 --> 00:06:56.360 Now, this job of being a subcity. Very sure you 140 00:06:56.439 --> 00:07:00.199 get your wet doing it? Uh, tell you what the do? 141 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:00.399 Well? 142 00:07:00.399 --> 00:07:02.480 Scoop a couple of scoops of water out there, lightening, 143 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:05.079 and we'll try it again. Yeah. 144 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:07.199 Well, by the way, lightning, we don't want you to 145 00:07:07.199 --> 00:07:10.079 say nothing to nobody about us being in the laundry 146 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:12.759 business yet. You see, this is a sample bundle we 147 00:07:12.800 --> 00:07:14.759 got here, and we gotta see how it come out 148 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:15.040 for us. 149 00:07:16.480 --> 00:07:18.279 Now, you sure you understand now. 150 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:21.000 Lightning, I tell me what if you gonna say if 151 00:07:21.040 --> 00:07:24.680 somebody asked you what youre doing, I'm just gonna play 152 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:28.720 them all Right, that's enough water, I'll turn it on. 153 00:07:28.879 --> 00:07:32.920 Now we'll try it again. I will just put this 154 00:07:33.079 --> 00:07:35.079 lady shirtwaist in there and see how it'll work. 155 00:07:35.560 --> 00:07:38.040 Go ahead, put them there. You will. 156 00:07:48.879 --> 00:07:51.120 Get the rip to pieces. Turn it off, like pull 157 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:53.399 the switch, stop the thing. Stop the thing, light and quick. 158 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:56.279 Yeah, I look at that, Lightning. 159 00:07:56.519 --> 00:07:59.680 You is responsible. Get the shirtwaist out there, Lightning. 160 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:01.560 Uh. 161 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:04.360 Here the little piece of sleeve I got here? 162 00:08:06.199 --> 00:08:06.519 Uh? 163 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:07.600 Did you say piece? 164 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:12.120 That's all I want to know in case anybody is 165 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:14.519 looking for subsidiary Brown telling me done? 166 00:08:14.560 --> 00:08:28.560 Left town. So you see, mos Benzer. 167 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:30.959 When we finally got all the pieces of that shirt 168 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:33.240 wars out of the machine, it looked like a big. 169 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:35.360 Jigsaw pu his sure did well. 170 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:37.639 Now, look, gentlemen, I can see very well why you 171 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:38.759 might be worried about. 172 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:39.279 The shirt waist. 173 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:41.519 In fact, you got me worried about it myself. And 174 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:45.000 I hardly know you, but after all, you came to 175 00:08:45.039 --> 00:08:48.120 me on the problem of domestic felicity, which is my line. 176 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:50.360 Now I have a colleague down the street. As a 177 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:52.320 matter of fact, he's right here in the same building 178 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:55.000 on the ninth floor, room nine oh seven, and he 179 00:08:55.039 --> 00:08:57.120 has made a study of shirt waists problem. 180 00:08:57.360 --> 00:08:59.399 Well, well, you ain't hearing us out yet, doing, mister. 181 00:08:59.279 --> 00:09:00.879 Benzon, I'm sure I haven't. 182 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:03.960 But just what exactly has all this to do with 183 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:05.080 your marital problem? 184 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:07.320 Or we get into that. You see, we didn't want 185 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:09.279 the laundry to know that we've done. 186 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:11.279 Such a bad job. So what did you do? 187 00:09:11.399 --> 00:09:13.720 Well, we pieced the pieces of the shirt waist together 188 00:09:13.799 --> 00:09:16.600 the best we could so we could tell what size 189 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:18.519 it was, and then we went down to the latest 190 00:09:18.519 --> 00:09:21.320 shirtways department at the Globe Department store. 191 00:09:21.159 --> 00:09:22.080 To get another one. 192 00:09:23.879 --> 00:09:27.240 We want something in a nice shirtwais, miss, Well, we 193 00:09:27.320 --> 00:09:29.639 had a very pretty one. Did you have anything particular 194 00:09:29.639 --> 00:09:30.080 in mind? 195 00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:31.320 Yeah, we see it. 196 00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:34.720 One that's got Well, it is a lot like the 197 00:09:34.759 --> 00:09:36.399 one we wants to get that we could know. 198 00:09:36.759 --> 00:09:41.200 Well, what is it like? Well, as I remember that 199 00:09:40.600 --> 00:09:43.840 there was some junk on the collar, and then there 200 00:09:43.919 --> 00:09:46.840 was some stuff down the front, and then there was 201 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:49.519 some more junk on the cuffs, and then there was 202 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:51.279 some stuff on the sleeves. 203 00:09:51.799 --> 00:09:54.120 Is you got one like that. Well, tell me, was 204 00:09:54.159 --> 00:09:56.879 it ruffled down the front? Well, it was when we 205 00:09:56.919 --> 00:09:57.519 got through with it. 206 00:09:57.639 --> 00:10:03.039 Yeah, show your blouse here. Yeah, this is our most 207 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:03.799 popular model. 208 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:04.759 Was it anything like this? 209 00:10:05.279 --> 00:10:07.759 Hey look Andy, there'll just goat legged in it. 210 00:10:08.080 --> 00:10:10.960 Yeah, I'd look exactly like it. Yeah, we'll take one 211 00:10:10.960 --> 00:10:12.799 of them. Miss, all right, what size? 212 00:10:12.919 --> 00:10:14.919 Well, no, that's where we got a snag. We don't 213 00:10:14.960 --> 00:10:16.159 know exactly what the size is. 214 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:18.159 Well is she large or small? 215 00:10:18.720 --> 00:10:21.399 Well, it's nearly as we can figure it out. She 216 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:25.039 and the horse class. On the other hands, she exactly 217 00:10:25.039 --> 00:10:26.039 nose Shetland ponies. 218 00:10:27.799 --> 00:10:29.639 Well, from what you say, I would judge that she 219 00:10:29.679 --> 00:10:31.120 would take about a thirty two. 220 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:33.759 Oh no, no, wait a minute, that can be right. 221 00:10:34.360 --> 00:10:36.480 Look how big eye is and all I take is 222 00:10:36.519 --> 00:10:41.840 a sixteenth. Well, the size has been different for women. 223 00:10:41.879 --> 00:10:43.360 Now let me show you a thirty two. 224 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:48.240 This new help is a messing. Yeah, now this is 225 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:52.600 a thirty two. Mmm, do look already to me. We'll 226 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:53.399 take this one. Miss. 227 00:10:53.399 --> 00:10:54.399 Why shall I send it out. 228 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:54.759 To your home? 229 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:56.799 Oh no, I'll take it right along with me. 230 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:58.919 Don't send it to my home. No, No, you see 231 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:01.320 this in for my wife. This is with some other woman. 232 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:04.240 Oh, oh, hello, Sarah. I didn't see you standing there. 233 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:08.320 Hello Kingfish, Hello Andy, Oh hi, sir, don't mind me. 234 00:11:08.559 --> 00:11:10.879 I just happened to be in the store browsing around. 235 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:20.440 I tell you I saw it with my own eyes. 236 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:22.080 Tell miss Sarah eyes. 237 00:11:21.879 --> 00:11:24.399 All in well. When I was in the Globe Department 238 00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:27.519 store today, I seen George Kingfish Stephens buying. 239 00:11:27.279 --> 00:11:30.200 A blouse, and I heard him tell the sales girl. 240 00:11:30.039 --> 00:11:36.840 That it was not for his wife, but another woman. 241 00:11:39.360 --> 00:11:41.120 Jess Amic here to day the vampot. 242 00:11:41.159 --> 00:11:43.159 I did you want your hair done too? I'll take 243 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:44.720 the whole private special feet. 244 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:47.840 A married woman can't take no chances these days. What 245 00:11:48.039 --> 00:11:52.279 you mean, why ain't you heard George Kingfish Stephens is chasing. 246 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:53.720 A size thirty two women. 247 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:02.080 That's the way it always seems to go. Sapphire, the 248 00:12:02.159 --> 00:12:04.960 white is the last one to know, Sarah. If you 249 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:07.559 know anything, is your duty to tell me. What are 250 00:12:07.600 --> 00:12:10.799 they saying about Kingfish and me? I'll tell you, Sapphire, 251 00:12:10.879 --> 00:12:13.919 but remember you dragged it out of me. I seen 252 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:16.519 your husband buy a shirt Baise in the Globe Department store, 253 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:19.080 and he told the clerk it was not for his wife, 254 00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:22.559 but for another woman. You heard him, say that with 255 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:25.000 my own ears away you go in. 256 00:12:25.039 --> 00:12:26.879 Sapphire haul to pat. 257 00:12:27.200 --> 00:12:27.919 I've leven that. 258 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:29.360 Woman chasing this very day. 259 00:12:42.039 --> 00:12:44.399 Well, that's a fine jam for the kingfish to be in, 260 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:45.919 we'll say if he can get out of it in 261 00:12:45.960 --> 00:12:46.279 the moment. 262 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:48.679 But first a question for the ladies. 263 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:50.879 Could you use some extra meat points? 264 00:12:51.039 --> 00:12:51.240 Oh? 265 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:54.519 Oh, now, wait a minute, wait a minute, don't all 266 00:12:54.600 --> 00:12:57.600 speak up at once. Uh, here's how to get those points. 267 00:12:57.919 --> 00:13:00.519 You know, the fat you skim from soups, and the 268 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:02.799 meat drippings and scrapings from your roaster. 269 00:13:02.799 --> 00:13:05.559 Oh, a nuisance to wash, and the cooking. 270 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:07.600 Fats too dark or rancid for further use. 271 00:13:07.720 --> 00:13:08.159 Mm hmm. 272 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:10.759 Well, save those fats in a tin container, and when 273 00:13:10.759 --> 00:13:12.840 you have a canful, take it to your meat dealer 274 00:13:12.919 --> 00:13:15.600 or butcher. He'll pay you four cents for each pound 275 00:13:15.759 --> 00:13:17.399 and give you two meat points. 276 00:13:17.519 --> 00:13:20.200 Besides, he's authorized to do this by the government. 277 00:13:20.440 --> 00:13:23.279 Say that's swell, But just what do they do with 278 00:13:23.320 --> 00:13:25.440 those used fats and greases anyway. 279 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:29.039 Lady, They turn them into ammunition and explosives quick And 280 00:13:29.120 --> 00:13:32.399 those precious fats help to make those miracles sulfur drugs 281 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:34.840 that have saved thousands of lives in this war. 282 00:13:35.480 --> 00:13:37.279 The humble task of saving. 283 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:39.399 Them is one of the most important jobs you can do, 284 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:42.279 and the need for this help you can give is 285 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:45.200 so urgent that the used fats you turn in today 286 00:13:45.679 --> 00:13:48.799 will be in the factory within three weeks. Save those 287 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:51.440 fats in any clean tin can and turn them in 288 00:13:51.720 --> 00:13:54.440 as soon as the tin is filled. Remember cash and 289 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:55.759 two meat points from. 290 00:13:55.639 --> 00:13:57.679 Your dealer for each pound you turn in. 291 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:15.120 Well, the Kingfisher's wife has moved out right now we 292 00:14:15.279 --> 00:14:18.600 find him and and they again consulting that master of 293 00:14:18.759 --> 00:14:21.240 marital problems, mister Robert Benchley. 294 00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:24.440 So you see, most burns of my wife done left me. 295 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:26.759 I didn't know where she went or where to get 296 00:14:26.799 --> 00:14:27.399 in touch with her. 297 00:14:27.519 --> 00:14:29.600 Well, she certainly should have given you an opportunity to 298 00:14:29.720 --> 00:14:30.600 explain everything. 299 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:33.799 Well, she is like that, she flies off the handle. 300 00:14:34.279 --> 00:14:36.360 Will and dealing with a marital problem such as this, 301 00:14:36.559 --> 00:14:38.759 the important thing is to know the type of woman 302 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:41.799 you're dealing with. Yeah, as you probably know, there are 303 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:44.440 several different types of women who went her into matrimony. 304 00:14:45.039 --> 00:14:47.759 For instance, there's the who wants to be an old maid. 305 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:49.720 Or he may not be so hot, but I just 306 00:14:49.879 --> 00:14:52.000 want to be too choosy. Look what mother wound up 307 00:14:52.039 --> 00:14:58.240 with types. This is not really a marriage, but they're 308 00:14:58.240 --> 00:15:00.000 bringing together of two rational books. 309 00:15:03.639 --> 00:15:05.039 Yeah, see what you mean. 310 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:08.440 And of course there's the jealous type, popularly known as 311 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:10.559 the whatter. She got that I haven't got and where, 312 00:15:10.639 --> 00:15:12.519 and I get ahold of it after she's through with it. 313 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:16.799 This is the sort of. 314 00:15:16.799 --> 00:15:20.360 Woman who marries a man for what he is rich. Yeah, 315 00:15:21.399 --> 00:15:24.639 I know the type you mean, but what I want 316 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:24.919 to tell you. 317 00:15:25.159 --> 00:15:27.759 And then of course there's the with my closing figure 318 00:15:27.840 --> 00:15:28.759 how can he resist me? 319 00:15:29.120 --> 00:15:31.039 Or type. 320 00:15:32.960 --> 00:15:35.440 In the usual marriage, her husband is taken for better 321 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:38.480 or worse. This girl doesn't care what she takes him 322 00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:39.639 for as long as she takes it. 323 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:42.960 Well, all else, good stuff, miss Bencher boy. 324 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:45.639 What we know is what type my wife is. You see, 325 00:15:45.759 --> 00:15:48.039 she is the pack up and move out type. 326 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:52.080 Well, there's a lot more to the story that I 327 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:53.840 got to tell you yet. Oh well, of course, now 328 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:54.679 go on with your story. 329 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:55.000 Yeah. 330 00:15:55.039 --> 00:15:57.759 Well, I finally found out that my wife was staying 331 00:15:57.799 --> 00:15:59.840 with a friend, so I went up there to see 332 00:15:59.879 --> 00:16:02.519 her and tell her the whole thing that happened. Because 333 00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:05.639 we went to the laundry business. I wanted to know that, 334 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:08.440 and I was just getting the new shirt wears. 335 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:09.799 At the store for the one I ripped in the water. 336 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:13.240 Listen to me, honey, and let me explain the thing to. 337 00:16:13.320 --> 00:16:16.279 You, Jorge Stevens, I ain't interested, and nothing you got 338 00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:17.519 to say where is through? 339 00:16:18.159 --> 00:16:21.639 Oh honey, I ain't never looked at another woman. Believe 340 00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:24.559 my honey, you was the light of my life. You 341 00:16:24.720 --> 00:16:26.279 was the sunshine of my life. 342 00:16:27.000 --> 00:16:33.559 Not no mind, this is the eglist. Oh honey, you 343 00:16:33.759 --> 00:16:34.679 can do this too. 344 00:16:34.639 --> 00:16:35.240 So I can't. 345 00:16:35.600 --> 00:16:37.799 Well for your information, I ain't gonna have this. 346 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:40.879 Marriage enough after seventeen years. 347 00:16:42.480 --> 00:16:44.720 Look, honey, they don't know them after that long a time. 348 00:16:44.840 --> 00:16:47.600 You getting into the street Supreme court stuff there you 349 00:16:47.840 --> 00:16:48.559 just wait and see. 350 00:16:48.759 --> 00:16:52.600 I ain't only knowing it, I'm boying it too. I 351 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:54.759 ain't gonna live with no hustling child's here affections on 352 00:16:54.840 --> 00:16:55.559 some other woman. 353 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:58.039 I keep telling you, honey, that ain't no other woman 354 00:16:58.279 --> 00:16:59.159 or sweetheart. 355 00:16:59.679 --> 00:17:08.720 Think what you're doing here. Don't break up a half 356 00:17:08.759 --> 00:17:09.160 At home. 357 00:17:09.279 --> 00:17:11.720 We was getting along like two little love birds and 358 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:13.960 our little love nest just building. 359 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:15.440 And cooin what you're talking about. 360 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:17.519 We ain't done no coinn in ten years. 361 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:24.279 Oh look honey, Look, your got a limit explaining to 362 00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:25.000 you what happened. 363 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:27.480 Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. 364 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:29.319 Look here, honey, me and and ha Done went to 365 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:31.839 the laundry business and went into business. You see, a 366 00:17:31.920 --> 00:17:34.400 big laundry was forming out that overflowed us. 367 00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:36.559 The whole thing was kind of a secret. 368 00:17:36.920 --> 00:17:39.279 They give us a sample bundle and we tried it 369 00:17:39.359 --> 00:17:42.759 out in Lightning's washing machines at Lightning's house there, and 370 00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:46.279 it was just our luck to rip with shirtwaiars. So 371 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:49.000 all I was doing at the department store was buying 372 00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:50.839 a new shirtwaars hunted to replace it. 373 00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:52.200 Now that's the whole story. 374 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:54.160 And I suppose you expect me to believe that I 375 00:17:54.279 --> 00:17:54.680 tell me this. 376 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:57.000 Why don't you believe me? Why does you believe this 377 00:17:57.119 --> 00:17:58.960 gossip mong girls? When you don't believe me. 378 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:03.640 I just do that's all, honey. 379 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:05.440 Look here, is you ever knowed. 380 00:18:05.279 --> 00:18:05.960 Me to lie to you? 381 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:07.759 I'm doing it? Or don't answer that real here? 382 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:16.680 What I mean is, just is you ever knowed me 383 00:18:16.799 --> 00:18:17.839 to go out with another woman? 384 00:18:17.960 --> 00:18:19.720 Well, you know there's the first time to everything. 385 00:18:19.920 --> 00:18:22.079 No, please believe my, honey, I tell you the launder 386 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:22.960 story is true. 387 00:18:23.440 --> 00:18:25.359 I don't even know the woman I bought the shirt 388 00:18:25.400 --> 00:18:25.759 wears for. 389 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:28.160 Well, I'd like to believe you, George, but this is 390 00:18:28.200 --> 00:18:30.559 the kind of thing I got to think out by myself. 391 00:18:31.119 --> 00:18:32.559 Why don't you come back tonight. 392 00:18:32.319 --> 00:18:33.000 And I'll let you know. 393 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:48.759 Oh care, honey, if you want to see me most Kingfish? 394 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:50.839 Yes, like, And I want to ask you a question. 395 00:18:51.519 --> 00:18:53.119 Well, I'll ask everything I can. 396 00:18:53.400 --> 00:18:55.960 Well, then tell me this was the kingfish you and 397 00:18:56.039 --> 00:18:57.480 Andy in the lunger business together. 398 00:18:58.240 --> 00:18:59.720 No, he wasn't in no longer. 399 00:18:59.799 --> 00:19:04.759 Do you mean you didn't wash no locker in your 400 00:19:04.920 --> 00:19:07.319 washing machine and ripper shirtwas no nothing. 401 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:09.559