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Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell. It's me Clayton.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm here at for the recording and Chris hasn't

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shown up yet. That's why I'm kind of just some

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kind of like trying to fill time. I'm trying to,

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you know, vamp a little bit. Why what I'm like, Chris,

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we're recording. We're we're doing your recording right now. You

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just told your I'm here your boss, and are you

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shushing me?

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Speaker 1: Now? I'm in the middle, but you're in the middle

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of something. Okay, Well that's Chris. He died.

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Speaker 2: He's my little man servant, the co host of the show,

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and I'm Clayton younger brother Satan, amongst other you know,

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prestigious titles. This is our show, Good Morning from Hell.

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We'll re interview everybody in Hell. And Chris is jerking

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off playing a video game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah sorry? Is you ready? Yeah? No, no, can we

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do it late? Do you want to reschedule? You want

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to reschedule or recording? Yeah? Sorry, this game. I have

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never been this far in Okay, what are you? What

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are you doing? All right? You're playing video games? This

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is Hell? All right, We're not supposed to have good things.

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What is that game? You haven't played it yet. No,

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I haven't played it yet. I'm not a big gamer.

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What is this? Oh it's your Xbox I mean it's

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the best game ever. Oh, it's just it's like Grand Theft,

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Thought of six.

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Speaker 3: Or what is No, No, it's The Adventures of Gambo, the

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Adventures of Who Gambo, The Adventures of Gambo, Gambo, Gambo, the.

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Speaker 1: Adventures of Gambo. They have a video game. That's great,

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of course they do. They have everything else. I know

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I had the same reaction, but it's an amazing game.

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Speaker 2: You didn't have the same reaction because I think you're

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obsessed with Gambo, unlike some people me.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, sometimes cool with Gambo, sometimes not. But like,

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this game is actually amazing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what is it. I'm looking at it and

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I can't even what genre is that? Even it it

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goes beyond genre.

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Speaker 3: It's like, imagine pac Man meets GTA six or seven.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Okay, it's like, but you're you're driving a car

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right there, but now you're turning into a dance. What

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is this? So like?

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Speaker 3: Okay, imagine if Resident Evil and Frogger had a baby. Okay,

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but then they had that egg after it was inciminated, transplanted,

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and character termed by Zelda. Okay, her partner was Dance

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Dance Revolution. Uh huh, but they were in a three

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ple with Fortnite.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you just naming video games at this point. There's

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no way that it's this. Hold on, let me see

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the box cover for this. Oh my god. It was

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developed by Miamoto and Hideo Kachima. I didn't know that

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those guys teamed up.

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Speaker 1: Well they did for this. What the hell? It's published

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by Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft, and Steam.

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Speaker 2: They all collaborated on this. Like they're not even not

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even releasing it. They just they all made this game together.

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They unified the console wars are over. It says you're

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in the box. The fuck does that even mean?

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Speaker 1: It means it's the best game? Like ever? That's not

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coming for me. Look at the reviews. No, I'm looking

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at the reviews. I got it pulled up. It's just

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six hundred million copies sold, the highest review scores of

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any game in history. What the fuck? Winner of four

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hundred Game of the Year award. It's only been out

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a week. It's only been out a week, and it's

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already won a Nobel Prize for video gaming. They didn't

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even make Nobel prizes for gaming. They invented it for

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the game. God, I just can't be that. Let me

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play it. Let me play it. No, no, I'm playing. No, No,

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give me the fucking control it. Let me play it.

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Oh my god, God, these controls are incredible. This handles

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like a dream. How am I driving a car while dancing,

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while shooting, while making peace and art all at once?

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I don't what is this? Yeah? Exactly? This is so

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fucking dumb. No, no, this is stupid. No no, we're

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giving Gambo a free ad read by the way. No, no, no, no,

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he paid for it. He paid for it. What an adrid?

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We're selling gambo merch What do you mean we're selling

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gambo merch.

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Speaker 3: We're selling gambo merch. I worked out a deal with

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one of the Miyazaki's.

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Speaker 1: Hold On, Hold on, Hold on store Doc, Good morning

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from hell. You should go visit it now. Oh my god.

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Why are we selling the Adventures of Gambo merchandise because

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we're a partner. Look, it's the game of the generation.

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Are we getting any money from this or is this

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all just going to Gambo? No? No, we don't get

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any money from it. But what we did, why are

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we doing it? Will we get traffic? We're getting traffic.

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Speaker 3: People are going in to buy gambo merch. We actually

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lose money in every piece of merchol that's great. But

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if they bundle it with other stuff, we might make

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some money. It's a really good deal because we're selling

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a lot of merch.

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Speaker 1: That we're not making money on.

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Speaker 3: No, no, we lose money on all the that's a

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gambo right right, because we have the licensing feats are

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so high, super duper.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, you know what, this game sucks, all right, Chris, No,

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it's no, it sucks all right, So don't visit. Stored

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on good money from hell to pick up all of

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your adventures of gambo shit. You know what, This kind

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of pokes a hole in my bubble here, because I

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was gonna bring on a real gaming legend.

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Speaker 2: All right, Chris, who Gambo? He's kind of a background character,

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but he's a big deal.

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Speaker 1: All right. I'm just gonna bring him in. Come on,

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Coco Demon, come on in. What's up played? Oh boy?

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Speaker 4: Also, we'll get him there. Yeah, just throw us out there.

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It's a cocko demon. You guys have cock a little bit.

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It happens all the time, going oh yeah, no, okay,

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I know I'm reading it now. Coco cock okay cocka yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. So Chris, you you seeing this guy before?

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He's celebrity. Yeah, so you're I'm on the cover in Doom.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm the Doom guy basically, well the good one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: Like for listeners, you kind of look like a floating

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testicle with teeth and one eye and horns.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's red. That's what this is gonna be.

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Speaker 4: Like, Okay, I was gonna say, I look like, you know,

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the evil incartt. I look like your worst nightmare. I

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look like I'm not easily killed in a video game. Well,

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but sure you can call me a testicle.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. I started talking about your parents, Go ahead,

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yeah tell them CaCO demon. What does Chris look like?

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You know what? I'm actually above that. Not all demons

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are bad.

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Speaker 2: That's mighty big of you. I noticed that you're just

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kind of floating there. I'm just that's amazing. How did

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you learn to fly?

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Speaker 1: You know how when you jump you fall back down? Yeah? Yeah,

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apparently not all the time. You just stuck up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm waiting for the day I fall, but I

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don't know if it's coming.

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Speaker 2: Your arms are just kind of dangling there. Are you

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like reaching for earth? Do you need like to touch ground?

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Or are you are you good like? Because you're not

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sitting in this chair either. We just we put on

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a chair for you.

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Speaker 4: No, it will catch my drippings, so that's actually helpful

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and that might save your carpet a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But no, you know, I some days it's nice up here.

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Speaker 4: Some days I yearn for the touch of hell fire

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and gravel and lava rock or whatever we have down here.

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But you know, it's a I'll take flying. I can

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fly over all these insults. It's right, you're taking the

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high road exactly, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I have to, I physically have to take the high road.

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I meant it as a compliment. You meant that I

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looked like a testicle as a compliment.

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Speaker 3: Like as like that guy, that guy has big balls

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or he is a big ball.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, okay, I can't work with that. Yeah

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it looked great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, Coco Demon, you're coming back into style. I mean,

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Chris obviously recognized you, which is Chris, how did you

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recognize Coco Demon?

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Speaker 3: I played Doom a little, you know, not a ton

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like back in the day, you know, the old Doom game.

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Speaker 4: I didn't realize you're into propaganda. Yeah, propaganda, anti hell propaganda.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that you liked war crimes. Chris? What

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you know now that I look at you, I see

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war crimes. Do you have a middle name? Because if

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you don't have a suggestion, I think you might know

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where I'm going of this. What do you got, Chris

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Warhimes demeris Yeah, Chris demeris, Oh, okay, No, no, I'm

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straight shooter. No, okay, because I'm in a shooter okay, Doom. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So Doom is a video game though, so you're saying

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it's also propaganda, So like, what's the story?

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Speaker 1: What's the real story? Chris?

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Speaker 4: Let me break it down for you, and please, you know,

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try and use your little human brain. I kind of

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exist outside of time. So this is in the future.

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But one day you guys are gonna get to Mars. Okay,

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you can do some science up there. You're gonna open

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a portal of Hell. Okay, and that's where I comme

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in CaCO.

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Speaker 2: Demon's like a big military big wig, you know, like

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we've had Doug Doug Chaos. You know, he's a cyber demon,

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but Cacko demon here is uh, he's a big deal.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's up there in rank.

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Speaker 2: We send him out there with all of our guys

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out to the Mars base, you know, in the future,

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and you know he's he's EASi leading the charge.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, making sure other demons stand in just the right

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spot on patrol. And then some fucking asshole always comes

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by and messes it up.

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Speaker 1: Doom guy. Right, the main character? Is he on the cover?

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Speaker 3: Is he?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Technically yeah, okay, yeah, technically yeah yeah? But is he

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on the cover of My Heart?

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Speaker 1: I guess not. Well, I mean when he pulls it

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out of your skull, you know, with his knife? Fair point?

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Fair point? Yeah? Yeah? Oh so wait, do you you

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think he's the main character? You think he's the hero

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of the game.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean I could see why, being in.

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Speaker 1: Hell, choose your words carefully, I could.

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Speaker 3: See how the perspective might be that he's the bad guy.

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Speaker 1: I could see that, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: There's always two sides, and that's where the conversation can stop. Okay, okay, yeah,

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Chris is trying to do a both sides situation here,

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and it's it's not gonna work out because at the

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end of the day, he's just a fanatical Christian. Really,

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who doom. We're just trying to live our lives.

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Speaker 2: We're trying to expand Hell into Mars because I mean,

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let's be real, like, Mars is gorgeous, right, hakod Demon, It's.

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Speaker 1: The closest thing y'all humans have to Hell and you're

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not even there yet. Yeah, no, no, that's true. You

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need to hurry that up. I think we're working on it.

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You know who is working on it? That Elon Musco.

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Oh yeah, o, Elan.

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Speaker 4: Can I just say Clayton backed me up on this?

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Can I just say On behalf of all demons in Hell?

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Speaker 1: That's a good guy right there.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, I'm on my what fifteen sixteen cyber truck?

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Speaker 1: Love it? Love it? That thing is quite uh, it's

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quite a right.

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Speaker 4: The best part of them breaking down is you get

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a new one. You get that new car smell.

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Speaker 1: All over again, exactly exactly, CaCO Demon. I don't fit

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in it, but I imagine that's what it would smell like. Well,

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could you be towed in it?

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Speaker 4: That's how he messed the twelfth one. Oh oh yeah, yeah,

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he tried to tow me around.

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Speaker 2: But Cocko Demon though, I mean, he just wants to,

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you know, set up like a Hell colony on Mars. Like,

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what's wrong with that?

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Speaker 1: Chris? You know, we create portal technology.

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Speaker 2: Cocko Demon goes out there, leads the leads our forces,

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and then this fucking guy in green, this giant booger

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Christian guy comes out and starts wiping us out.

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Speaker 1: How is that fair? Chris? Well, I didn't know he

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was a Christian nationalist, So like, yeah, how do you

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feel now? How do you feel now? Chris?

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Speaker 3: It's still a fun game. It's no adventure to gambo,

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but like you know, okay, killing demons is fun to you? Hum,

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you would think that went through a little bit or

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it's I'm in the room. Can I remind you?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: But exploring hmm, you know now I mentioned it. Exploring

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Hell isn't that fun?

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Speaker 1: Let me rephrase this a little bit for you.

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Speaker 4: See, if I can help you guys open our front

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door and now you're mad I'm walking in my yard.

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Speaker 1: Do you think about that? Chris? Where's the both sides

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of argument there? Yeah? No, I mean that's fair what's

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so glorious about a glory kill? Chris?

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Speaker 2: You think that that's cool? Do you think glorifying murder?

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Taking CaCO Demon's eye out of his skull?

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Speaker 1: Do you know how much that hurts? Do you know

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how much that hurts? Chris?

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Speaker 2: Do you know how much it must hurt CaCO Demon

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to deep throat a fucking grenade, to eat a grenade

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and then explode?

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Speaker 1: I kind of you have played that game with me,

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to be fair, Yeah, but I didn't enjoy it. I

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mean sure, I was smiling and I was like, yeah,

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fuck yeah, this is awesome, but like it, I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Feel good about it. Clayton, you played it maybe a

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little bit. It's the new one just came out. I

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mean it's it's pretty rad. It's like a pre cool thing.

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It like sets up the origins.

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Speaker 1: But like, why are y'all so defensive of Mars? Why

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wouldn't we be? It's red? Uh huh? Barely inhabitable? It's big,

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is it red? It's got mountains that are red? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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we got that part. It's also it's red too.

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Speaker 4: Matt Damon visited in that one movie. Yeah, true, he

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grew shit potatoes on Mars. Can you grow ship potatoes

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on Earth? I actually don't know a mask I think could.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh okay, it's probably easier. There's more shit. Oh interesting,

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Maybe I should check out Earth. Well, it's blue though

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in some green. Yeah, yeah, a little bit of white.

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If I had saliva, I would spit right now. Are

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you in charge of all the cocou demons? They kind

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of look up to me.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm not officially in charge of it, but yeah,

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you know, when I walk down the doom hallways, let's

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just say, I get a lot of looks and a

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lot of head nods, you know, yeah, yeah, but I

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get specifically the down head nod, not the up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the uphead nods like I don't know, but the

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down's like a little respect. No, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they can't tell when I do it because I'm

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always kind of flopping around.

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Speaker 1: Did you go by just cuckout demon or do you

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have a name?

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Speaker 4: Coco Demon's kind of my classification. If you will, you

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can just call me Hubert.

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Speaker 1: If you want. Okay, oh yeah, sorry, Hubert. I've known

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you for a while and I still didn't know that

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that was. To be honest, it was one of those

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situations where I wasn't sure of your name, so I

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was hoping you would introduce yourself to Chris and then

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you would say your name. So I'm I'm glad we

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got that cleared up. But no, I totally get it.

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I figured you would ask. But it's not mcdal. It's fine.

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Speaker 2: So you weert what is the origin of coke cock?

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Do you make like hot chocolate?

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Speaker 1: Like? What is that? Sounds like a chocolate thing? So

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are you turning on me? Now? No, I'm just hey,

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we're bringing you on.

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Speaker 2: This is an interview show and I just want to

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get your perspective on things. And right now you know

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we're opening minds, opening eyes, and clearly Chris knows that

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he's in the wrong for liking Doom.

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Speaker 3: All right, just be clear this podcast is not sponsored

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by Doom. In fact that I guess I would say

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it's opposite.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, this is free sponsorship. If anything, I wish

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we could have gotten money from the Doom game. I

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don't want you to play it. The one thing I

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will give it yeah bangor soundtrack.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: When I'm thinking about lifting weights, which I can't do.

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So when you think about it, all I do is

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listen to that soundtrack.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like a mental workout, mental gymnastic.

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Although I don't have a brain.

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Speaker 4: I just I'm more of a sack based creature. Gotcha,

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both external and internal cha.

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Speaker 1: All anyways, back to the show.

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Speaker 3: Can't get a little more context for like, I don't

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know the strategy that y'all have because you're part of

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the defense of Hell slash Mars, right.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean you know a portal opens, yeah,

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from Hell to Mars.

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Speaker 3: So y'all weren't ready for this guy to come through.

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Speaker 1: No, we weren't asking for y'all invade our borders? Well

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it was Mars. So was it unclaimed? Did y'all have

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a flag? Well, oh, y'all haven't claimed yet, we can

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claim Mars. Well, Clayton, you hear that.

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Speaker 2: You know it hasn't happened yet. So I think we

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could be the invasion force, you know, we could go there.

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We could be like Christopher Columbus, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, man who did no wrong.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking those portals open you humans come in.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking we need to build a wall.

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Speaker 2: Hubert, I think you're kind of sounding like what we're

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trying to make Chris feel bad about for sounding like,

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oh Jessee, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 4: I never thought about that way, But now that you

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say it, I'm able to reflect on my opinions and

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change my value.

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Speaker 1: So interesting, Chris, have you ever considered doing something like

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that before? You know what? Yes, convince me you're there.

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Speaker 3: I'm Mars. This guy comes in and he just starts shooting.

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Was there attempt to like have a conversation first or

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did he just did he shoot first and ask later?

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Speaker 4: When he looks at me, he obviously sees something scary, right,

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I guess I could say he probably looked a little scared,

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and Okay, if I'm being honest, I did open my

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mouth real big and try to eat him in one

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big bite, So I do need to intake gotcha.

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Speaker 1: However, uh huh if I try to eat you, are

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you gonna pull out a gun and shoot me? Chris,

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I don't have a gun. You might want to get one.

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All that'said us right now is a table and I

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can fly.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, So this guy's coming in and he's

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killing you.

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Speaker 1: Killing me, my friends, my family, everyone. Why can't you

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stop him? We've tried coming to terms with them, communicating

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with him, you know, talking with him. Well, yeah, but

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that's the thing is he just doesn't talk.

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Speaker 3: Oh one of those yeah, silent protagonist video game characters.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, that's that's an actually inaccurate part of

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the game. Is he just doesn't speak. He grunts sometimes

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like link. Yeah. We're not sure if he can't speak

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or if he just doesn't want to. Yeah. I actually

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learned English. I've been using du lingo. See he's been

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doing the work. Cacko demons. I'm trying. Well, that's assuming

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that the Doom guy is an English speaker. He could

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be a mute.

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Speaker 2: So we've got this mute Christian nationalist coming in, guns

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of blazing, shooting people up. He's killing imps, he's killing

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hell nice, he's killing cyber demons, all of us.

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Speaker 4: It's just it's not right and someone needs to take

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a stand. Yeah, because here's the problem. He's actually really strong.

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It's very strong. Yeah, I'll be honest. Sometimes when I

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see him in the distance, he looks kind of cool.

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I hate to say it, Yes, he's pretty cool armor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I just wish he would work with us to

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do what like, if he worked with us, we could

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take over Earth easy. Oh well yeah, but then we

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could turn it from blue to red.

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Speaker 3: Give us enough time. We'll do it ourselves. Really, you know,

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humans are.

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Speaker 1: You're not doing it fast enough? Yeah, we need red faster.

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Speaker 3: You've had a hard time killing him, right, it's very difficult.

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Have you tried other strategies? Like, what's your current strategy

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for killing him?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I can go over this. I mean, you know,

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I think you're'll be pretty impressed. Our current strategy is

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we litter the base with a lot of really good

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weapons and ammo, we space ourselves out kind of perfectly,

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so that as he moves through us, killing us, it

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kind of looks like a dance.

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Speaker 1: A lot of chainsaw fuel, a lot of changes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and then we just kind of throw ourselves

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at him. Well, we give him projectile weapons.

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Speaker 1: J'all, don't use the weapons that you scattered around with?

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00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:34,720
What arms?

463
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,440
Speaker 4: Well again, I just tried to absorb. Yeah, it turns

464
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,240
out I absorb more bullets than I do. Doom guys

465
00:18:40,559 --> 00:18:42,599
and cocko demon you can buy. You can hurl a

466
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:45,480
little electric blue balls at him too. Sure, that's the

467
00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:45,839
thing though.

468
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,640
Speaker 2: Chris is like we're pacifist, you know, so anytime like

469
00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:52,119
imp he's like throwing these magic spirit bombs at the

470
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:52,599
doom guy.

471
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it don't really hurt.

472
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,759
Speaker 2: They're more of like it's like a lesser version of

473
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,519
like a taser or a mace.

474
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,279
Speaker 1: You know. We're non confrontational. Yeah, yeah, we're just trying

475
00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:02,440
to calm him down. I'm trying to call him down enough.

476
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,160
I can absorable.

477
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:07,039
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so, but like, why leave the weapons

478
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,440
around your base that you don't use with the ammo?

479
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:13,400
Speaker 1: What do you mean you have ammo for his guns? Right? Right?

480
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,119
We have the ammo for the things that he uses

481
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,759
and that we don't use. Yes, and you scattered around

482
00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:18,480
your bases.

483
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,359
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, in a way that usually works well, so

484
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,880
that before a room where we kind of congregate.

485
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has the ability to kind of like stock up.

486
00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:26,720
Yeah we do that.

487
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,079
Speaker 2: Yeah.

488
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:31,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you give him additional weapons that you don't use.

489
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,000
Speaker 2: Well, they're peace offerings, you know. Yeah, we're just trying

490
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,519
to be friendly. We're like, hey, look at all these

491
00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:37,960
gifts we gave you. You seem to like these things.

492
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,319
Speaker 1: Here they are. We didn't think you'd turn on us.

493
00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:42,240
Speaker 3: You know, like when you're running late for something, you

494
00:19:42,279 --> 00:19:44,200
pick up donuts and now you're running even more late.

495
00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:45,400
Speaker 1: But at least you brought donuts.

496
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,039
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but chain saw us and guns. You'll leave

497
00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:50,279
all the weapons and AMMO out.

498
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,039
Speaker 1: Yes, as peace offerings. Yeah yeah, I mean we're hoping.

499
00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:55,000
He picks it up, He looks at it, and he goes, oh, man,

500
00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:57,680
this is sick as hell. Who left this? Hubert? Was

501
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:01,359
that you? Yeah? Oh my man, The Adventures of Gambo Together.

502
00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:03,799
Oh you played it? You kidding me? I almost missed

503
00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:05,440
this same I didn't even want to show up.

504
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,319
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yo yo yo, got We'll talk later, dude,

505
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:09,920
you want a shirt, but you know, like we have

506
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,640
him on our store.

507
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,759
Speaker 1: How wide is it and how resistant is it to

508
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,559
acid flesh? How about a sticker? We can put a

509
00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:16,240
sticker on him.

510
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:19,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, adventures a gambo sticker. We have a bunch.

511
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,960
I mean, we lose money on printing them, but.

512
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:26,839
Speaker 4: Hey, put it on my ass hellose demon stuff? Yeah yeah, yeah,

513
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:27,720
see we're fun.

514
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he wouldn't even know that because you know,

515
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,319
he's just mowing through us, just an asshole. And it

516
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,480
sucks too because we we shit Ammo too. I don't

517
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,559
know if you know that, Chris.

518
00:20:36,599 --> 00:20:39,200
Speaker 1: What. Yeah, when a demon dies, you know, momentarily they

519
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:39,880
shit Ammo.

520
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:40,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

521
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,960
Speaker 4: I get hungry before I can absorb him, so I

522
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,960
eat the Ammo sometimes. So when he kills me, then

523
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,839
he finds more AMMO and he can use that to

524
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:47,720
kill my brethren.

525
00:20:47,799 --> 00:20:50,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. So imagine getting shot by Ammo that came out

526
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,079
of your brother's asshole. Doesn't that some man? That's like

527
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,279
insult entry exactly? Chris, Now you're seeing our side of

528
00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:58,200
the matter. Yeah, so are you ready to condemn the

529
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:58,720
doom guy?

530
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:04,119
Speaker 3: Yes, he clearly is instigating combat. Uh huh, because he

531
00:21:04,519 --> 00:21:08,079
is killing all of you for no reason. It seems like, right,

532
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:09,880
I mean, why does he even want to conquer Hell?

533
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,000
Speaker 2: I don't know, No one's asked. You know what, though, Chris,

534
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,240
you look like the doom guy in some way. You're

535
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,000
a human, right, so you can relate to him, all right?

536
00:21:17,079 --> 00:21:20,279
Clearly you're eloquent, you're good with your words. Yeah, I

537
00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:23,680
think that as a devotee to Hell. Huh, you should

538
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,519
be like our ambassador. Yeah, like an ambassador to Hell.

539
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,799
You want to promotion, Chris? Does that sound fun to you?

540
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,200
Speaker 1: Sure? Yeah? Sure, great. So like now that you're seeing

541
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,319
me and Hubert's side, we'll just send you to go

542
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:38,079
talk to the doom guy. How does that sound fine? Yeah? Great?

543
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,039
Speaker 3: So you're saying, I get off out of Hell and

544
00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:42,160
I go to Mars. Yeah, you could go do our

545
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,880
peace negotiations. Does that sound okay? I mean, Hubert, are

546
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,799
you down for this plan?

547
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,519
Speaker 4: Here's what we do. We keep you just inside Hell.

548
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,880
He's coming and we'll dress you up like one of

549
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,039
the other demons. Well, and that way he won't be

550
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,240
surprised when he sees you.

551
00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:55,839
Speaker 1: Well, and then we'll have you go talk to him.

552
00:21:55,839 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 3: Well, but I don't know if I need to dress

553
00:21:57,319 --> 00:21:59,319
up like a demon, because then he might think I'm

554
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,240
a demon and.

555
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,759
Speaker 1: Not that that's bad. Oh yeah, not that that's a

556
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:03,279
bad thing.

557
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,799
Speaker 3: But if the strategy is me going there too, because

558
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,319
we're both humans, then you know, me dressing up a

559
00:22:09,319 --> 00:22:12,119
demon might not you know, right a line? What Yeah,

560
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,200
real quick, Cleayton, kisce I bar with you? Yeah, of course,

561
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,160
of course, all right, I'm gonna go.

562
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,119
Speaker 1: I'll be playing game.

563
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,079
Speaker 4: Okay, you usually keep playing. Get really locked in, Clayton.

564
00:22:19,079 --> 00:22:20,839
I can't remember what was the plane to get him killed.

565
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 2: We're gonna dry some like a demon claim that he's

566
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,839
appropriating demon culture. We're gonna kick him out into the portal. Right,

567
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,640
he's gonna like stumble ass backwards into the doom guy

568
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,400
and then he's gonna probably get like ripped in half.

569
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,039
Speaker 1: Okay, good, good, Okay, he's gonna get like glory killed,

570
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,440
and uh yeah, I mean I think that that'll call

571
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,799
it a day. I think that'd be really fun. I

572
00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:39,640
just want to make sure we're on the same page. Okay, cool, cool, cool?

573
00:22:39,799 --> 00:22:42,359
Yeah yeah. Oh oh nice run, nice run there, Chris,

574
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,039
oh I score. Yeah.

575
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:47,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy that the score is both par based

576
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,839
and you got an.

577
00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:50,759
Speaker 1: S at the same time. I know, I know. So

578
00:22:50,799 --> 00:22:53,079
here's where we're thinking. Yeah, I absorb you. What right,

579
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:53,920
hear me out, hear me out.

580
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,279
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I'll use one of my sacks that

581
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,359
is the least acidic. H It's like you're gonna be

582
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,440
sitting in coke. You know you can clean pities a

583
00:23:01,559 --> 00:23:03,440
radiator with that, right, you can clean pennies with that,

584
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,400
but it's gonna take you a while to clean you. Right,

585
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,000
I'll warm you through Hell. So nowe the other demons

586
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,799
get you. Yeah, I'll be honest. We have a little

587
00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:12,279
bit of bias now too. We see a human in Hell,

588
00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:12,799
we're kind of.

589
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 1: Like, righteah, it's true, it's true. Yeah, and you kind

590
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,480
of have a look about you. But anyway, I won't

591
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,160
get into that, and I'll get you.

592
00:23:18,039 --> 00:23:20,400
Speaker 4: Just inside Mars and then yeah, like I said, we'll

593
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,119
just dress you up like some of our favorite demons.

594
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,279
It's important that you dress up like the demon because

595
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,440
you're kind of representing our culture. Okay, you're an ambassador.

596
00:23:27,599 --> 00:23:30,079
Speaker 2: Give me that chair over there that Coco demon would

597
00:23:30,079 --> 00:23:31,680
be sitting, and if he was able to sit.

598
00:23:31,759 --> 00:23:33,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just you need to wipe it down. Yeah,

599
00:23:33,519 --> 00:23:36,480
I'm gonna break off the legs and then I'm gonna

600
00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:39,799
just fashion like this like little head. Here, here's your horns.

601
00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:45,440
There you go, you nice first pair of horns. All right, Ah,

602
00:23:45,519 --> 00:23:48,440
this is a big day hang out. Wait, geez, it's

603
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,519
it for me. I can't hold a camera. You just blinked.

604
00:23:51,519 --> 00:23:53,400
You didn't have a camera? Real hard, real hard.

605
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, mental image, that's great, all right. Rub A little

606
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,039
bit of coco demon sludge gets you nice and gooey.

607
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: Gets you nice and red burn. It does burn a

608
00:23:59,759 --> 00:24:02,519
little latsidic. He said. It's a good burn. Yeah, yeah,

609
00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:04,599
it's earned. Oh well, I guess now my skin is

610
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,839
kind of blistered like a demons. Yeah, there you go.

611
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 2: Now, Chris, huh, this is the most important part of

612
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,440
being a demon. Okay, ye to your Yeah, I had

613
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,359
a little bit of grungs to your face.

614
00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. There you go. That's good. How's

615
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,559
that feels that? Feel good? It doesn't It hurts the roat? Yeah,

616
00:24:21,559 --> 00:24:24,400
it really does. Oh interesting. Yeah, imagine doing recordings all

617
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,440
the time like that. Yeah, it does, doesn't. That's what

618
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,720
we gotta do to be demons. That's why we're a

619
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,920
little ornery on this. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, just a

620
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,799
little bit. Yeah, what am I saying here? What are

621
00:24:32,799 --> 00:24:34,960
we offering? You probably won't need to say. I mean

622
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:36,359
you're a peace offering.

623
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 4: You're trying to let him know, Yes, these guns are

624
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:42,799
an offering of peace. That yes, it hurts us when

625
00:24:43,079 --> 00:24:46,119
he pulls us inside out. You know, sure we respawn

626
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:50,000
right as we all do, right, Chris, you respond when you.

627
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,519
Speaker 1: Die, right and in hell? Yeah? Perfect? So I mean

628
00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:55,559
you know, look, worst case, how many arms you got

629
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,880
right now? Us? Just the two?

630
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

631
00:24:58,799 --> 00:25:01,079
Speaker 1: How many do you need to adventures a gambo? I

632
00:25:01,079 --> 00:25:04,200
need to plus my feet? Okay, okay, both feet? Yeah

633
00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:06,119
you do without one foot? I mean I could try

634
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,279
it wouldn't I'd be a handicap. But okay, you're gonna

635
00:25:08,279 --> 00:25:10,160
want to tell him that the second you see him,

636
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,079
I don't even take a foot. You can take a foot.

637
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,599
First thing you gotta say as a peace offering, a

638
00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:17,640
foot offering, Chris. Alternatively, what if he tried this the

639
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,200
moment you see him, the moment you.

640
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,079
Speaker 2: Step out of that portal. Yeah, you speak his language,

641
00:25:22,279 --> 00:25:25,279
which is, you know, nonverbally, right, But you need to

642
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,880
express excitement. So open your arms out, make yourself as

643
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,079
big as possible, and just start yelling, just going aha,

644
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,319
and then run at him for a hug.

645
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 1: Yes, it just sounds kind of like this. And then

646
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,200
you just run at him as fast as you can,

647
00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:41,799
arms open, and then go in for the hug. I

648
00:25:41,839 --> 00:25:44,720
think that's gonna resonate with him. Hug. Yeah, yeah, Okay,

649
00:25:44,839 --> 00:25:46,799
all right, I don't see how this could go wrong.

650
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,160
I don't either. Yeah, but let's open up the time

651
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,319
portal here you go. Okay, hold this GoPro all right,

652
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,279
all right, strap that on. Yeah, you know it's research.

653
00:25:53,279 --> 00:25:54,880
We're gonna want to see what it's like later. Okay,

654
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,400
all right, this is a momentous historic occasion for help.

655
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,440
We need to record this for posterity, all right, of course.

656
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

657
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,519
Speaker 4: It'll be like in the amazing two thousand and five

658
00:26:02,799 --> 00:26:05,680
edition of Doing where they had a first person sequence

659
00:26:05,759 --> 00:26:06,359
Carl Urban.

660
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Rock Johnson, of course, the Rock and me. Wait,

661
00:26:09,519 --> 00:26:10,599
you were in the Dow movie.

662
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 4: Well, I was in it, but I think they cut it.

663
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,880
I got to hang out them on set. They did

664
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,359
a pretty good job. Pretty good job there.

665
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: Sure everyone loves it. I don't think there's any criticism.

666
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,880
I can't wait to talk to the rock again. Y'all.

667
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,440
Keep in touch. No, I just feel like I'll be

668
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,279
seeing them at some point.

669
00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 2: All right, So Chris, you got your GoPro, get your

670
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,680
demon skinning, and get your horns. All right, give me

671
00:26:27,759 --> 00:26:30,799
a practice yell. That's great, that's good.

672
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,519
Speaker 1: That's good. They'll do it. That sound peaceful, very peaceful.

673
00:26:33,519 --> 00:26:35,440
I think you're gonna make history today, Chris. So we're

674
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,480
gonna open up this portal here. Uh huh, all right, right,

675
00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:41,920
let me start the tunes. Doom Doom to doom. Buddy.

676
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,440
There he is. He's at the end of the hallway.

677
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:47,720
Go get him, Chris, you got this look, okay, listen,

678
00:26:47,799 --> 00:26:50,599
I just escaped. Hell, I'm not. I'm a human. I'm

679
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,519
a human. Way to stop. They bring up the chainsaw.

680
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,599
They could do that, but dogging there for some reason,

681
00:26:59,599 --> 00:27:01,559
that's a pin. I guess it's crazy. Why am I

682
00:27:01,559 --> 00:27:03,039
sitting gamo?

683
00:27:03,559 --> 00:27:06,079
Speaker 2: Well, Hubert, I think that was a mission accomplished. I

684
00:27:06,079 --> 00:27:07,960
think that one as well as we were hoping it would.

685
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:10,119
We got about an hour until he reset. You will

686
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,279
play some gambo, I'd love to play some. Yeah, honestly,

687
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,920
I'm understanding the controls, I understand the meta.

688
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: Now do we should get on some co op? Yeah? Well,

689
00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:19,559
because of my whole situation, I kind of just like

690
00:27:19,599 --> 00:27:20,000
to watch.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sure, well, we're gonna go play The Adventures of Gambo.

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Speaker 1: I hate it. I hate this game. Don't buy it.

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But thanks really seeing to another episode of Good Morning

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from Hell.

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Speaker 2: Chris's body is currently on Mars, but he'll be back

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next week for another episode. Check us out on Patreon.

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That's good Morning from Hell dot com. Cacudimn Hubert any

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last words.

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Speaker 4: I really hope this is a step and seeing the

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Doom Guy for what he really is. Yeah, A giant

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piece of shit. Giant piece of shit.

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Speaker 3: All right, well, Hell Clayton, thank you so much. Carrie

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Shawcross for coming onto the show. This is your second time.

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I think you were came on as an astronaut Buzz Lightyear.

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, I think yeah, it might have been like

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eight years ago.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, thanks for having me. I guess if you

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want more of me, I'm at Carrie Shacross on everything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and for context. We've worked together for goodness fifteen

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years now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you traveled the world together. We traveled the

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world together. We walked up Mordor together twice.

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Speaker 3: If you look up simple Walk into Mortar on YouTube,

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you can watch that. And then you also are the

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showrunner for Ruby. Yeah, I guess you can't say much

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about what's going on with the Ruby.

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Speaker 1: I will just say that things are going well. Why

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don't we talk more about it in our post show?

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That sounds good?

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Speaker 3: You can listen to Why We're Going to Hell if

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you support us on our hatreon. Good one from hell

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dot com. Thank you so much for coming on the show, Carrie.

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And yeah, if you want to stay up to date

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with Carr, all things Carrie Shacross.

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Speaker 1: All Things Carrie, What was it again? At Carrie Shawcross,

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at Carrie Shacross on all of the good platforms, Yeah,

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none of the bad ones. Bye bye,