Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell. It's me Clayton.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm here at for the recording and Chris hasn't
shown up yet. That's why I'm kind of just some
kind of like trying to fill time. I'm trying to,
you know, vamp a little bit. Why what I'm like, Chris,
we're recording. We're we're doing your recording right now. You
just told your I'm here your boss, and are you
shushing me?
Speaker 1: Now? I'm in the middle, but you're in the middle
of something. Okay, Well that's Chris. He died.
Speaker 2: He's my little man servant, the co host of the show,
and I'm Clayton younger brother Satan, amongst other you know,
prestigious titles. This is our show, Good Morning from Hell.
We'll re interview everybody in Hell. And Chris is jerking
off playing a video game.
Speaker 1: Yeah sorry? Is you ready? Yeah? No, no, can we
do it late? Do you want to reschedule? You want
to reschedule or recording? Yeah? Sorry, this game. I have
never been this far in Okay, what are you? What
are you doing? All right? You're playing video games? This
is Hell? All right, We're not supposed to have good things.
What is that game? You haven't played it yet. No,
I haven't played it yet. I'm not a big gamer.
What is this? Oh it's your Xbox I mean it's
the best game ever. Oh, it's just it's like Grand Theft,
Thought of six.
Speaker 3: Or what is No, No, it's The Adventures of Gambo, the
Adventures of Who Gambo, The Adventures of Gambo, Gambo, Gambo, the.
Speaker 1: Adventures of Gambo. They have a video game. That's great,
of course they do. They have everything else. I know
I had the same reaction, but it's an amazing game.
Speaker 2: You didn't have the same reaction because I think you're
obsessed with Gambo, unlike some people me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, sometimes cool with Gambo, sometimes not. But like,
this game is actually amazing.
Speaker 1: I mean, what is it. I'm looking at it and
I can't even what genre is that? Even it it
goes beyond genre.
Speaker 3: It's like, imagine pac Man meets GTA six or seven.
Speaker 1: Maybe Okay, it's like, but you're you're driving a car
right there, but now you're turning into a dance. What
is this? So like?
Speaker 3: Okay, imagine if Resident Evil and Frogger had a baby. Okay,
but then they had that egg after it was inciminated, transplanted,
and character termed by Zelda. Okay, her partner was Dance
Dance Revolution. Uh huh, but they were in a three
ple with Fortnite.
Speaker 2: Okay, you just naming video games at this point. There's
no way that it's this. Hold on, let me see
the box cover for this. Oh my god. It was
developed by Miamoto and Hideo Kachima. I didn't know that
those guys teamed up.
Speaker 1: Well they did for this. What the hell? It's published
by Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft, and Steam.
Speaker 2: They all collaborated on this. Like they're not even not
even releasing it. They just they all made this game together.
They unified the console wars are over. It says you're
in the box. The fuck does that even mean?
Speaker 1: It means it's the best game? Like ever? That's not
coming for me. Look at the reviews. No, I'm looking
at the reviews. I got it pulled up. It's just
six hundred million copies sold, the highest review scores of
any game in history. What the fuck? Winner of four
hundred Game of the Year award. It's only been out
a week. It's only been out a week, and it's
already won a Nobel Prize for video gaming. They didn't
even make Nobel prizes for gaming. They invented it for
the game. God, I just can't be that. Let me
play it. Let me play it. No, no, I'm playing. No, No,
give me the fucking control it. Let me play it.
Oh my god, God, these controls are incredible. This handles
like a dream. How am I driving a car while dancing,
while shooting, while making peace and art all at once?
I don't what is this? Yeah? Exactly? This is so
fucking dumb. No, no, this is stupid. No no, we're
giving Gambo a free ad read by the way. No, no, no, no,
he paid for it. He paid for it. What an adrid?
We're selling gambo merch What do you mean we're selling
gambo merch.
Speaker 3: We're selling gambo merch. I worked out a deal with
one of the Miyazaki's.
Speaker 1: Hold On, Hold on, Hold on store Doc, Good morning
from hell. You should go visit it now. Oh my god.
Why are we selling the Adventures of Gambo merchandise because
we're a partner. Look, it's the game of the generation.
Are we getting any money from this or is this
all just going to Gambo? No? No, we don't get
any money from it. But what we did, why are
we doing it? Will we get traffic? We're getting traffic.
Speaker 3: People are going in to buy gambo merch. We actually
lose money in every piece of merchol that's great. But
if they bundle it with other stuff, we might make
some money. It's a really good deal because we're selling
a lot of merch.
Speaker 1: That we're not making money on.
Speaker 3: No, no, we lose money on all the that's a
gambo right right, because we have the licensing feats are
so high, super duper.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you know what, this game sucks, all right, Chris, No,
it's no, it sucks all right, So don't visit. Stored
on good money from hell to pick up all of
your adventures of gambo shit. You know what, This kind
of pokes a hole in my bubble here, because I
was gonna bring on a real gaming legend.
Speaker 2: All right, Chris, who Gambo? He's kind of a background character,
but he's a big deal.
Speaker 1: All right. I'm just gonna bring him in. Come on,
Coco Demon, come on in. What's up played? Oh boy?
Speaker 4: Also, we'll get him there. Yeah, just throw us out there.
It's a cocko demon. You guys have cock a little bit.
It happens all the time, going oh yeah, no, okay,
I know I'm reading it now. Coco cock okay cocka yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. So Chris, you you seeing this guy before?
He's celebrity. Yeah, so you're I'm on the cover in Doom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm the Doom guy basically, well the good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Like for listeners, you kind of look like a floating
testicle with teeth and one eye and horns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's red. That's what this is gonna be.
Speaker 4: Like, Okay, I was gonna say, I look like, you know,
the evil incartt. I look like your worst nightmare. I
look like I'm not easily killed in a video game. Well,
but sure you can call me a testicle.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I started talking about your parents, Go ahead,
yeah tell them CaCO demon. What does Chris look like?
You know what? I'm actually above that. Not all demons
are bad.
Speaker 2: That's mighty big of you. I noticed that you're just
kind of floating there. I'm just that's amazing. How did
you learn to fly?
Speaker 1: You know how when you jump you fall back down? Yeah? Yeah,
apparently not all the time. You just stuck up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm waiting for the day I fall, but I
don't know if it's coming.
Speaker 2: Your arms are just kind of dangling there. Are you
like reaching for earth? Do you need like to touch ground?
Or are you are you good like? Because you're not
sitting in this chair either. We just we put on
a chair for you.
Speaker 4: No, it will catch my drippings, so that's actually helpful
and that might save your carpet a little bit.
Speaker 1: But no, you know, I some days it's nice up here.
Speaker 4: Some days I yearn for the touch of hell fire
and gravel and lava rock or whatever we have down here.
But you know, it's a I'll take flying. I can
fly over all these insults. It's right, you're taking the
high road exactly, Chris.
Speaker 1: I have to, I physically have to take the high road.
I meant it as a compliment. You meant that I
looked like a testicle as a compliment.
Speaker 3: Like as like that guy, that guy has big balls
or he is a big ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, okay, I can't work with that. Yeah
it looked great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, Coco Demon, you're coming back into style. I mean,
Chris obviously recognized you, which is Chris, how did you
recognize Coco Demon?
Speaker 3: I played Doom a little, you know, not a ton
like back in the day, you know, the old Doom game.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize you're into propaganda. Yeah, propaganda, anti hell propaganda.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you liked war crimes. Chris? What
you know now that I look at you, I see
war crimes. Do you have a middle name? Because if
you don't have a suggestion, I think you might know
where I'm going of this. What do you got, Chris
Warhimes demeris Yeah, Chris demeris, Oh, okay, No, no, I'm
straight shooter. No, okay, because I'm in a shooter okay, Doom. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Doom is a video game though, so you're saying
it's also propaganda, So like, what's the story?
Speaker 1: What's the real story? Chris?
Speaker 4: Let me break it down for you, and please, you know,
try and use your little human brain. I kind of
exist outside of time. So this is in the future.
But one day you guys are gonna get to Mars. Okay,
you can do some science up there. You're gonna open
a portal of Hell. Okay, and that's where I comme
in CaCO.
Speaker 2: Demon's like a big military big wig, you know, like
we've had Doug Doug Chaos. You know, he's a cyber demon,
but Cacko demon here is uh, he's a big deal.
Speaker 1: You know, he's up there in rank.
Speaker 2: We send him out there with all of our guys
out to the Mars base, you know, in the future,
and you know he's he's EASi leading the charge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, making sure other demons stand in just the right
spot on patrol. And then some fucking asshole always comes
by and messes it up.
Speaker 1: Doom guy. Right, the main character? Is he on the cover?
Speaker 3: Is he?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Technically yeah, okay, yeah, technically yeah yeah? But is he
on the cover of My Heart?
Speaker 1: I guess not. Well, I mean when he pulls it
out of your skull, you know, with his knife? Fair point?
Fair point? Yeah? Yeah? Oh so wait, do you you
think he's the main character? You think he's the hero
of the game.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I could see why, being in.
Speaker 1: Hell, choose your words carefully, I could.
Speaker 3: See how the perspective might be that he's the bad guy.
Speaker 1: I could see that, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's always two sides, and that's where the conversation can stop. Okay, okay, yeah,
Chris is trying to do a both sides situation here,
and it's it's not gonna work out because at the
end of the day, he's just a fanatical Christian. Really,
who doom. We're just trying to live our lives.
Speaker 2: We're trying to expand Hell into Mars because I mean,
let's be real, like, Mars is gorgeous, right, hakod Demon, It's.
Speaker 1: The closest thing y'all humans have to Hell and you're
not even there yet. Yeah, no, no, that's true. You
need to hurry that up. I think we're working on it.
You know who is working on it? That Elon Musco.
Oh yeah, o, Elan.
Speaker 4: Can I just say Clayton backed me up on this?
Can I just say On behalf of all demons in Hell?
Speaker 1: That's a good guy right there.
Speaker 2: Hey man, I'm on my what fifteen sixteen cyber truck?
Speaker 1: Love it? Love it? That thing is quite uh, it's
quite a right.
Speaker 4: The best part of them breaking down is you get
a new one. You get that new car smell.
Speaker 1: All over again, exactly exactly, CaCO Demon. I don't fit
in it, but I imagine that's what it would smell like. Well,
could you be towed in it?
Speaker 4: That's how he messed the twelfth one. Oh oh yeah, yeah,
he tried to tow me around.
Speaker 2: But Cocko Demon though, I mean, he just wants to,
you know, set up like a Hell colony on Mars. Like,
what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: Chris? You know, we create portal technology.
Speaker 2: Cocko Demon goes out there, leads the leads our forces,
and then this fucking guy in green, this giant booger
Christian guy comes out and starts wiping us out.
Speaker 1: How is that fair? Chris? Well, I didn't know he
was a Christian nationalist, So like, yeah, how do you
feel now? How do you feel now? Chris?
Speaker 3: It's still a fun game. It's no adventure to gambo,
but like you know, okay, killing demons is fun to you? Hum,
you would think that went through a little bit or
it's I'm in the room. Can I remind you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: But exploring hmm, you know now I mentioned it. Exploring
Hell isn't that fun?
Speaker 1: Let me rephrase this a little bit for you.
Speaker 4: See, if I can help you guys open our front
door and now you're mad I'm walking in my yard.
Speaker 1: Do you think about that? Chris? Where's the both sides
of argument there? Yeah? No, I mean that's fair what's
so glorious about a glory kill? Chris?
Speaker 2: You think that that's cool? Do you think glorifying murder?
Taking CaCO Demon's eye out of his skull?
Speaker 1: Do you know how much that hurts? Do you know
how much that hurts? Chris?
Speaker 2: Do you know how much it must hurt CaCO Demon
to deep throat a fucking grenade, to eat a grenade
and then explode?
Speaker 1: I kind of you have played that game with me,
to be fair, Yeah, but I didn't enjoy it. I
mean sure, I was smiling and I was like, yeah,
fuck yeah, this is awesome, but like it, I didn't.
Speaker 2: Feel good about it. Clayton, you played it maybe a
little bit. It's the new one just came out. I
mean it's it's pretty rad. It's like a pre cool thing.
It like sets up the origins.
Speaker 1: But like, why are y'all so defensive of Mars? Why
wouldn't we be? It's red? Uh huh? Barely inhabitable? It's big,
is it red? It's got mountains that are red? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
we got that part. It's also it's red too.
Speaker 4: Matt Damon visited in that one movie. Yeah, true, he
grew shit potatoes on Mars. Can you grow ship potatoes
on Earth? I actually don't know a mask I think could.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh okay, it's probably easier. There's more shit. Oh interesting,
Maybe I should check out Earth. Well, it's blue though
in some green. Yeah, yeah, a little bit of white.
If I had saliva, I would spit right now. Are
you in charge of all the cocou demons? They kind
of look up to me.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm not officially in charge of it, but yeah,
you know, when I walk down the doom hallways, let's
just say, I get a lot of looks and a
lot of head nods, you know, yeah, yeah, but I
get specifically the down head nod, not the up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the uphead nods like I don't know, but the
down's like a little respect. No, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they can't tell when I do it because I'm
always kind of flopping around.
Speaker 1: Did you go by just cuckout demon or do you
have a name?
Speaker 4: Coco Demon's kind of my classification. If you will, you
can just call me Hubert.
Speaker 1: If you want. Okay, oh yeah, sorry, Hubert. I've known
you for a while and I still didn't know that
that was. To be honest, it was one of those
situations where I wasn't sure of your name, so I
was hoping you would introduce yourself to Chris and then
you would say your name. So I'm I'm glad we
got that cleared up. But no, I totally get it.
I figured you would ask. But it's not mcdal. It's fine.
Speaker 2: So you weert what is the origin of coke cock?
Do you make like hot chocolate?
Speaker 1: Like? What is that? Sounds like a chocolate thing? So
are you turning on me? Now? No, I'm just hey,
we're bringing you on.
Speaker 2: This is an interview show and I just want to
get your perspective on things. And right now you know
we're opening minds, opening eyes, and clearly Chris knows that
he's in the wrong for liking Doom.
Speaker 3: All right, just be clear this podcast is not sponsored
by Doom. In fact that I guess I would say
it's opposite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, this is free sponsorship. If anything, I wish
we could have gotten money from the Doom game. I
don't want you to play it. The one thing I
will give it yeah bangor soundtrack.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I'm thinking about lifting weights, which I can't do.
So when you think about it, all I do is
listen to that soundtrack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like a mental workout, mental gymnastic.
Although I don't have a brain.
Speaker 4: I just I'm more of a sack based creature. Gotcha,
both external and internal cha.
Speaker 1: Gotcha. You know when I'm filling up my fluid sacs,
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Speaker 1: All anyways, back to the show.
Speaker 3: Can't get a little more context for like, I don't
know the strategy that y'all have because you're part of
the defense of Hell slash Mars, right.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean you know a portal opens, yeah,
from Hell to Mars.
Speaker 3: So y'all weren't ready for this guy to come through.
Speaker 1: No, we weren't asking for y'all invade our borders? Well
it was Mars. So was it unclaimed? Did y'all have
a flag? Well, oh, y'all haven't claimed yet, we can
claim Mars. Well, Clayton, you hear that.
Speaker 2: You know it hasn't happened yet. So I think we
could be the invasion force, you know, we could go there.
We could be like Christopher Columbus, you.
Speaker 1: Know, man who did no wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking those portals open you humans come in.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking we need to build a wall.
Speaker 2: Hubert, I think you're kind of sounding like what we're
trying to make Chris feel bad about for sounding like,
oh Jessee, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 4: I never thought about that way, But now that you
say it, I'm able to reflect on my opinions and
change my value.
Speaker 1: So interesting, Chris, have you ever considered doing something like
that before? You know what? Yes, convince me you're there.
Speaker 3: I'm Mars. This guy comes in and he just starts shooting.
Was there attempt to like have a conversation first or
did he just did he shoot first and ask later?
Speaker 4: When he looks at me, he obviously sees something scary, right,
I guess I could say he probably looked a little scared,
and Okay, if I'm being honest, I did open my
mouth real big and try to eat him in one
big bite, So I do need to intake gotcha.
Speaker 1: However, uh huh if I try to eat you, are
you gonna pull out a gun and shoot me? Chris,
I don't have a gun. You might want to get one.
All that'said us right now is a table and I
can fly.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, So this guy's coming in and he's
killing you.
Speaker 1: Killing me, my friends, my family, everyone. Why can't you
stop him? We've tried coming to terms with them, communicating
with him, you know, talking with him. Well, yeah, but
that's the thing is he just doesn't talk.
Speaker 3: Oh one of those yeah, silent protagonist video game characters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, that's that's an actually inaccurate part of
the game. Is he just doesn't speak. He grunts sometimes
like link. Yeah. We're not sure if he can't speak
or if he just doesn't want to. Yeah. I actually
learned English. I've been using du lingo. See he's been
doing the work. Cacko demons. I'm trying. Well, that's assuming
that the Doom guy is an English speaker. He could
be a mute.
Speaker 2: So we've got this mute Christian nationalist coming in, guns
of blazing, shooting people up. He's killing imps, he's killing
hell nice, he's killing cyber demons, all of us.
Speaker 4: It's just it's not right and someone needs to take
a stand. Yeah, because here's the problem. He's actually really strong.
It's very strong. Yeah, I'll be honest. Sometimes when I
see him in the distance, he looks kind of cool.
I hate to say it, Yes, he's pretty cool armor.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just wish he would work with us to
do what like, if he worked with us, we could
take over Earth easy. Oh well yeah, but then we
could turn it from blue to red.
Speaker 3: Give us enough time. We'll do it ourselves. Really, you know,
humans are.
Speaker 1: You're not doing it fast enough? Yeah, we need red faster.
Speaker 3: You've had a hard time killing him, right, it's very difficult.
Have you tried other strategies? Like, what's your current strategy
for killing him?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I can go over this. I mean, you know,
I think you're'll be pretty impressed. Our current strategy is
we litter the base with a lot of really good
weapons and ammo, we space ourselves out kind of perfectly,
so that as he moves through us, killing us, it
kind of looks like a dance.
Speaker 1: A lot of chainsaw fuel, a lot of changes.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and then we just kind of throw ourselves
at him. Well, we give him projectile weapons.
Speaker 1: J'all, don't use the weapons that you scattered around with?
What arms?
Speaker 4: Well again, I just tried to absorb. Yeah, it turns
out I absorb more bullets than I do. Doom guys
and cocko demon you can buy. You can hurl a
little electric blue balls at him too. Sure, that's the
thing though.
Speaker 2: Chris is like we're pacifist, you know, so anytime like
imp he's like throwing these magic spirit bombs at the
doom guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it don't really hurt.
Speaker 2: They're more of like it's like a lesser version of
like a taser or a mace.
Speaker 1: You know. We're non confrontational. Yeah, yeah, we're just trying
to calm him down. I'm trying to call him down enough.
I can absorable.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so, but like, why leave the weapons
around your base that you don't use with the ammo?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you have ammo for his guns? Right? Right?
We have the ammo for the things that he uses
and that we don't use. Yes, and you scattered around
your bases.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, in a way that usually works well, so
that before a room where we kind of congregate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has the ability to kind of like stock up.
Yeah we do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you give him additional weapons that you don't use.
Speaker 2: Well, they're peace offerings, you know. Yeah, we're just trying
to be friendly. We're like, hey, look at all these
gifts we gave you. You seem to like these things.
Speaker 1: Here they are. We didn't think you'd turn on us.
Speaker 3: You know, like when you're running late for something, you
pick up donuts and now you're running even more late.
Speaker 1: But at least you brought donuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but chain saw us and guns. You'll leave
all the weapons and AMMO out.
Speaker 1: Yes, as peace offerings. Yeah yeah, I mean we're hoping.
He picks it up, He looks at it, and he goes, oh, man,
this is sick as hell. Who left this? Hubert? Was
that you? Yeah? Oh my man, The Adventures of Gambo Together.
Oh you played it? You kidding me? I almost missed
this same I didn't even want to show up.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yo yo yo, got We'll talk later, dude,
you want a shirt, but you know, like we have
him on our store.
Speaker 1: How wide is it and how resistant is it to
acid flesh? How about a sticker? We can put a
sticker on him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, adventures a gambo sticker. We have a bunch.
I mean, we lose money on printing them, but.
Speaker 4: Hey, put it on my ass hellose demon stuff? Yeah yeah, yeah,
see we're fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he wouldn't even know that because you know,
he's just mowing through us, just an asshole. And it
sucks too because we we shit Ammo too. I don't
know if you know that, Chris.
Speaker 1: What. Yeah, when a demon dies, you know, momentarily they
shit Ammo.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I get hungry before I can absorb him, so I
eat the Ammo sometimes. So when he kills me, then
he finds more AMMO and he can use that to
kill my brethren.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So imagine getting shot by Ammo that came out
of your brother's asshole. Doesn't that some man? That's like
insult entry exactly? Chris, Now you're seeing our side of
the matter. Yeah, so are you ready to condemn the
doom guy?
Speaker 3: Yes, he clearly is instigating combat. Uh huh, because he
is killing all of you for no reason. It seems like, right,
I mean, why does he even want to conquer Hell?
Speaker 2: I don't know, No one's asked. You know what, though, Chris,
you look like the doom guy in some way. You're
a human, right, so you can relate to him, all right?
Clearly you're eloquent, you're good with your words. Yeah, I
think that as a devotee to Hell. Huh, you should
be like our ambassador. Yeah, like an ambassador to Hell.
You want to promotion, Chris? Does that sound fun to you?
Speaker 1: Sure? Yeah? Sure, great. So like now that you're seeing
me and Hubert's side, we'll just send you to go
talk to the doom guy. How does that sound fine? Yeah? Great?
Speaker 3: So you're saying, I get off out of Hell and
I go to Mars. Yeah, you could go do our
peace negotiations. Does that sound okay? I mean, Hubert, are
you down for this plan?
Speaker 4: Here's what we do. We keep you just inside Hell.
He's coming and we'll dress you up like one of
the other demons. Well, and that way he won't be
surprised when he sees you.
Speaker 1: Well, and then we'll have you go talk to him.
Speaker 3: Well, but I don't know if I need to dress
up like a demon, because then he might think I'm
a demon and.
Speaker 1: Not that that's bad. Oh yeah, not that that's a
bad thing.
Speaker 3: But if the strategy is me going there too, because
we're both humans, then you know, me dressing up a
demon might not you know, right a line? What Yeah,
real quick, Cleayton, kisce I bar with you? Yeah, of course,
of course, all right, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'll be playing game.
Speaker 4: Okay, you usually keep playing. Get really locked in, Clayton.
I can't remember what was the plane to get him killed.
Speaker 2: We're gonna dry some like a demon claim that he's
appropriating demon culture. We're gonna kick him out into the portal. Right,
he's gonna like stumble ass backwards into the doom guy
and then he's gonna probably get like ripped in half.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, good, Okay, he's gonna get like glory killed,
and uh yeah, I mean I think that that'll call
it a day. I think that'd be really fun. I
just want to make sure we're on the same page. Okay, cool, cool, cool?
Yeah yeah. Oh oh nice run, nice run there, Chris,
oh I score. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy that the score is both par based
and you got an.
Speaker 1: S at the same time. I know, I know. So
here's where we're thinking. Yeah, I absorb you. What right,
hear me out, hear me out.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I'll use one of my sacks that
is the least acidic. H It's like you're gonna be
sitting in coke. You know you can clean pities a
radiator with that, right, you can clean pennies with that,
but it's gonna take you a while to clean you. Right,
I'll warm you through Hell. So nowe the other demons
get you. Yeah, I'll be honest. We have a little
bit of bias now too. We see a human in Hell,
we're kind of.
Speaker 1: Like, righteah, it's true, it's true. Yeah, and you kind
of have a look about you. But anyway, I won't
get into that, and I'll get you.
Speaker 4: Just inside Mars and then yeah, like I said, we'll
just dress you up like some of our favorite demons.
It's important that you dress up like the demon because
you're kind of representing our culture. Okay, you're an ambassador.
Speaker 2: Give me that chair over there that Coco demon would
be sitting, and if he was able to sit.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just you need to wipe it down. Yeah,
I'm gonna break off the legs and then I'm gonna
just fashion like this like little head. Here, here's your horns.
There you go, you nice first pair of horns. All right, Ah,
this is a big day hang out. Wait, geez, it's
it for me. I can't hold a camera. You just blinked.
You didn't have a camera? Real hard, real hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mental image, that's great, all right. Rub A little
bit of coco demon sludge gets you nice and gooey.
Speaker 1: Gets you nice and red burn. It does burn a
little latsidic. He said. It's a good burn. Yeah, yeah,
it's earned. Oh well, I guess now my skin is
kind of blistered like a demons. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Now, Chris, huh, this is the most important part of
being a demon. Okay, ye to your Yeah, I had
a little bit of grungs to your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. There you go. That's good. How's
that feels that? Feel good? It doesn't It hurts the roat? Yeah,
it really does. Oh interesting. Yeah, imagine doing recordings all
the time like that. Yeah, it does, doesn't. That's what
we gotta do to be demons. That's why we're a
little ornery on this. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, just a
little bit. Yeah, what am I saying here? What are
we offering? You probably won't need to say. I mean
you're a peace offering.
Speaker 4: You're trying to let him know, Yes, these guns are
an offering of peace. That yes, it hurts us when
he pulls us inside out. You know, sure we respawn
right as we all do, right, Chris, you respond when you.
Speaker 1: Die, right and in hell? Yeah? Perfect? So I mean
you know, look, worst case, how many arms you got
right now? Us? Just the two?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How many do you need to adventures a gambo? I
need to plus my feet? Okay, okay, both feet? Yeah
you do without one foot? I mean I could try
it wouldn't I'd be a handicap. But okay, you're gonna
want to tell him that the second you see him,
I don't even take a foot. You can take a foot.
First thing you gotta say as a peace offering, a
foot offering, Chris. Alternatively, what if he tried this the
moment you see him, the moment you.
Speaker 2: Step out of that portal. Yeah, you speak his language,
which is, you know, nonverbally, right, But you need to
express excitement. So open your arms out, make yourself as
big as possible, and just start yelling, just going aha,
and then run at him for a hug.
Speaker 1: Yes, it just sounds kind of like this. And then
you just run at him as fast as you can,
arms open, and then go in for the hug. I
think that's gonna resonate with him. Hug. Yeah, yeah, Okay,
all right, I don't see how this could go wrong.
I don't either. Yeah, but let's open up the time
portal here you go. Okay, hold this GoPro all right,
all right, strap that on. Yeah, you know it's research.
We're gonna want to see what it's like later. Okay,
all right, this is a momentous historic occasion for help.
We need to record this for posterity, all right, of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It'll be like in the amazing two thousand and five
edition of Doing where they had a first person sequence
Carl Urban.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Rock Johnson, of course, the Rock and me. Wait,
you were in the Dow movie.
Speaker 4: Well, I was in it, but I think they cut it.
I got to hang out them on set. They did
a pretty good job. Pretty good job there.
Speaker 1: Sure everyone loves it. I don't think there's any criticism.
I can't wait to talk to the rock again. Y'all.
Keep in touch. No, I just feel like I'll be
seeing them at some point.
Speaker 2: All right, So Chris, you got your GoPro, get your
demon skinning, and get your horns. All right, give me
a practice yell. That's great, that's good.
Speaker 1: That's good. They'll do it. That sound peaceful, very peaceful.
I think you're gonna make history today, Chris. So we're
gonna open up this portal here. Uh huh, all right, right,
let me start the tunes. Doom Doom to doom. Buddy.
There he is. He's at the end of the hallway.
Go get him, Chris, you got this look, okay, listen,
I just escaped. Hell, I'm not. I'm a human. I'm
a human. Way to stop. They bring up the chainsaw.
They could do that, but dogging there for some reason,
that's a pin. I guess it's crazy. Why am I
sitting gamo?
Speaker 2: Well, Hubert, I think that was a mission accomplished. I
think that one as well as we were hoping it would.
We got about an hour until he reset. You will
play some gambo, I'd love to play some. Yeah, honestly,
I'm understanding the controls, I understand the meta.
Speaker 1: Now do we should get on some co op? Yeah? Well,
because of my whole situation, I kind of just like
to watch.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, well, we're gonna go play The Adventures of Gambo.
Speaker 1: I hate it. I hate this game. Don't buy it.
But thanks really seeing to another episode of Good Morning
from Hell.
Speaker 2: Chris's body is currently on Mars, but he'll be back
next week for another episode. Check us out on Patreon.
That's good Morning from Hell dot com. Cacudimn Hubert any
last words.
Speaker 4: I really hope this is a step and seeing the
Doom Guy for what he really is. Yeah, A giant
piece of shit. Giant piece of shit.
Speaker 3: All right, well, Hell Clayton, thank you so much. Carrie
Shawcross for coming onto the show. This is your second time.
I think you were came on as an astronaut Buzz Lightyear.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I think yeah, it might have been like
eight years ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, thanks for having me. I guess if you
want more of me, I'm at Carrie Shacross on everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and for context. We've worked together for goodness fifteen
years now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you traveled the world together. We traveled the
world together. We walked up Mordor together twice.
Speaker 3: If you look up simple Walk into Mortar on YouTube,
you can watch that. And then you also are the
showrunner for Ruby. Yeah, I guess you can't say much
about what's going on with the Ruby.
Speaker 1: I will just say that things are going well. Why
don't we talk more about it in our post show?
That sounds good?
Speaker 3: You can listen to Why We're Going to Hell if
you support us on our hatreon. Good one from hell
dot com. Thank you so much for coming on the show, Carrie.
And yeah, if you want to stay up to date
with Carr, all things Carrie Shacross.
Speaker 1: All Things Carrie, What was it again? At Carrie Shawcross,
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none of the bad ones. Bye bye,