WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:04.280 You just fight with the next gen this morning. That's fun. Hey, 2 00:00:04.400 --> 00:00:10.599 Ross was reviewing the the baby registry. Is this a 3 00:00:10.960 --> 00:00:15.560 suit of armor on the baby Registry? 4 00:00:15.679 --> 00:00:17.079 Yeah, it's a templar suit of armor. 5 00:00:17.199 --> 00:00:21.679 It's very okay, I'm sorry I misidentified it a Is 6 00:00:21.719 --> 00:00:24.760 it a suit of armor with a giant cross on 7 00:00:24.879 --> 00:00:26.440 the front of it? 8 00:00:26.559 --> 00:00:26.640 Is? 9 00:00:26.719 --> 00:00:31.079 Yes, okay, but it's not the baby size. 10 00:00:31.199 --> 00:00:32.159 It's very essential. 11 00:00:32.679 --> 00:00:35.119 Okay, where does the where I'm sorry, where does the 12 00:00:35.119 --> 00:00:37.520 baby go in this thing? Into? 13 00:00:38.159 --> 00:00:38.280 Uh? 14 00:00:38.439 --> 00:00:40.799 No, I hold I hold the baby behind the shield. 15 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:46.000 I see. Okay, so you dual wield the baby or. 16 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:49.159 No, No, you sort of like move your arm and 17 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:51.399 you balance, put the baby there and you hold the 18 00:00:51.399 --> 00:00:53.719 sandwich it between your body and you hold your shield 19 00:00:54.079 --> 00:00:56.000 and the shield is in front of the baby. It's protection. 20 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:59.359 And your swords in the other hand, I see. 21 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:02.479 A sword or can it be like a hatchet or 22 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:03.719 a bastard sword or. 23 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:05.640 That doesn't matter? 24 00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:08.959 Okay, what power are you imbuing? 25 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:11.959 I'm probably gonna go lightning lightning? 26 00:01:12.079 --> 00:01:15.920 Okay? Yeah, yeah, all right. The world of Diablo, like 27 00:01:16.079 --> 00:01:18.560 poison is better because then you can kind of like 28 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:25.079 melee or repel melee. Does that make sense everybody's kind 29 00:01:25.079 --> 00:01:27.400 of getting sick while you've already struck and you'll fighting 30 00:01:27.400 --> 00:01:35.319 other people or no. Okay, all right, A very interesting 31 00:01:35.560 --> 00:01:37.799 for those of you who, for whatever reason did not 32 00:01:37.920 --> 00:01:42.760 tune into the show yesterday. Ross big announcement. He's like, 33 00:01:43.079 --> 00:01:46.719 I'm gonna have another baby. So that's happening, and now 34 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:51.000 the baby registry is just weird. So I thought it 35 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:53.159 was gonna be lightsabers and stuff, but we're going like 36 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:57.879 full templar armor. So for you know, whatever that's worth. 37 00:01:58.280 --> 00:02:01.200 Oh look Nextion is gonna let me all right, rock on, 38 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:04.799 all right, good morning everybody. It is eight eight eight 39 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:07.760 nine three four seven eight seven four. I'm just gonna 40 00:02:07.799 --> 00:02:10.000 let you go. I don't know if I ate something 41 00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:15.360 or whatever's going on. There is a possibility you hear 42 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:19.680 me literally run screaming at some point during this show. Okay, 43 00:02:19.879 --> 00:02:23.159 all right, so that's just you know, that's a thing 44 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:28.159 that may actually happen. But in the interim, we're gonna 45 00:02:28.159 --> 00:02:30.199 go ahead and truck through this thing coming up on 46 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:34.199 the show. And I didn't get to this yesterday. A 47 00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:37.840 decidedly different view. And some of this got like people 48 00:02:38.199 --> 00:02:42.840 really angry over the weekend at the watch of the 49 00:02:42.919 --> 00:02:46.199 NASCAR race, which I I'm sorry, I know a lot 50 00:02:46.240 --> 00:02:49.759 of you are much more dedicated on that stuff. Even 51 00:02:49.800 --> 00:02:52.719 though it was the Charlotte race. Didn't watch any of it. 52 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:56.800 I know that between that and the Indy five hundred, 53 00:02:57.000 --> 00:02:59.759 people were like butt hurt because like Pete Haigsas showed 54 00:02:59.800 --> 00:03:02.400 up over to the Indie race and like was on 55 00:03:02.439 --> 00:03:06.879 the microphone for a few minutes, and apparently the Secretary 56 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:12.759 of Defense going to a car race offended people, which 57 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:17.240 I don't understand because I kind of thought that the sport, 58 00:03:17.439 --> 00:03:20.960 any sport having to do with race and cars, was 59 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:24.719 a little bit partisan, just to you know, just a 60 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:28.039 wee bit, as much as NASCAR tried to make it 61 00:03:28.199 --> 00:03:32.439 a non partisan thing and really get too big for 62 00:03:32.479 --> 00:03:37.360 their bridges in some people's opinion late nineties, early two thousands. 63 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:42.400 But like the Indie race in the Indianapolis, which is 64 00:03:42.439 --> 00:03:46.240 a deep red state, didn't make sense to me. But 65 00:03:46.319 --> 00:03:49.120 over at the Coca Cola six hundred, which of course 66 00:03:49.240 --> 00:03:53.960 was in Charlotte, which is a Memorial Day thing, we 67 00:03:54.039 --> 00:03:57.479 had some issues. So we will have to talk a 68 00:03:57.560 --> 00:04:01.599 little bit about that, and Okay, there we go. Now 69 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:07.479 I can fire my audio how hard was that just 70 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:10.080 one of those mornings. Well, what they did is they 71 00:04:10.199 --> 00:04:15.800 previewed a new military ad and I don't know if 72 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:18.160 you guys remember some of the stuff we were seeing, 73 00:04:18.319 --> 00:04:24.439 like Alla Biden administration and like the cartoonish nature of it. 74 00:04:24.720 --> 00:04:28.199 I can't remember the one we played, but like it 75 00:04:28.240 --> 00:04:30.399 had nothing to do with the military. It was like 76 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:34.439 I'm here to serve, to impress my two moms or something. 77 00:04:34.839 --> 00:04:38.000 We played the audio of this. We are all gone 78 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:40.000 from that. And I don't know if you saw, but 79 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:43.680 they actually hit recruiting numbers for the first time in 80 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:46.759 the first six months the Trump administration, but for the 81 00:04:46.759 --> 00:04:52.480 first time in like five years, and it's probably due 82 00:04:52.519 --> 00:04:53.439 to things like this. 83 00:04:54.600 --> 00:05:01.959 No more distraction, no more electric tank, no more gender confusion, 84 00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:07.079 no more climate change worship. We are laser focused on 85 00:05:07.120 --> 00:05:09.000 our mission of war fire. 86 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:16.079 We will measure our success not only by the battles 87 00:05:16.079 --> 00:05:19.319 we win, but also by the wars we end, and 88 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:23.120 perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into. It's 89 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:25.560 called peace through strength. 90 00:05:26.120 --> 00:05:28.680 You look into the eyes of these young Americans who 91 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:30.319 are giving up the best years of their lives in 92 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:31.360 a uniform to. 93 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:32.079 Serve their nation. 94 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:33.800 They are incredible. 95 00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:39.759 Through our power and might, we will leave the world 96 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:43.240 to peace. Our friends will respect us, our enemies will 97 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:46.839 fear us, and the all world will admire the unrivaled 98 00:05:46.839 --> 00:06:01.240 greatness of the United States Military. We will replenish the 99 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:05.279 pride of our armed forces and the recruitment crisis. 100 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:09.720 We don't fight because we hate what's in front of us. 101 00:06:10.360 --> 00:06:14.720 We fight because He love us behind us. 102 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:18.519 God bless you, God bless our arm coorses, God bless 103 00:06:18.560 --> 00:06:22.839 our million women serving overseas, and God bless the United 104 00:06:22.839 --> 00:06:24.480 States of America. 105 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:28.399 And for people who for whatever reason want to have 106 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:30.839 TDS over everything, they're just you know, that's the kind 107 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:33.040 of stuff. They're horrified. They're like, Oh, Trump's got his 108 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:35.759 voice in there, Pete hegsas in there. And this is 109 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:38.720 the ad they chose to run during the Coca Cola 110 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:42.240 six hundred. If you're a seventeen year old who thinks 111 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:45.079 they want to be a war fighter, that's an ad 112 00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:48.040 you respond to. And I'm going to couple that ad 113 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:52.399 with a twenty million dollar expenditure I was going to 114 00:06:52.439 --> 00:06:58.040 get into yesterday ran out of time, and I feel 115 00:06:58.040 --> 00:07:01.079 like they're relevant to talk about together, So hang on 116 00:07:01.199 --> 00:07:04.000 for that eight eight eight nine three four seven eight 117 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:07.879 seventy four. Hang on, I think the biggest problem here 118 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:13.600 is that the alligators into soccer. Check your email. I'm sorry, 119 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:19.160 I should have texted too. I sent it to your email. Yeah, 120 00:07:19.199 --> 00:07:21.839 so I've never played this course, by the way, Sea 121 00:07:21.959 --> 00:07:25.680 Trails Golf Resort, which is in Sunset Beach, is that nice. 122 00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:30.040 I have some friends who hang out down there, but 123 00:07:30.160 --> 00:07:34.480 I'm not familiar with the course. So anyway, apparently a 124 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:38.040 bunch of busybodies called the police because there was an 125 00:07:38.079 --> 00:07:40.519 alligator cruise around one of the ponds, which is not 126 00:07:40.720 --> 00:07:46.240 unusual on the coast in North Carolina. But he might 127 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:51.279 have eaten some soccer fans, which at the end of 128 00:07:51.319 --> 00:07:55.839 the day probably doing some people a favor. But then 129 00:07:55.959 --> 00:07:58.920 like police showed up to deal with him, and I 130 00:07:58.959 --> 00:08:03.279 guess I don't know what the issue is. Wait, the gator. 131 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:06.759 Nobody has a problem with the gator being there, and 132 00:08:06.800 --> 00:08:11.319 he's got a toy, and yet there are animal control people. 133 00:08:14.399 --> 00:08:16.240 All right, hold on, let me let me just read 134 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:21.120 this story because it's way too cute for actual reporting. 135 00:08:22.319 --> 00:08:28.160 Here we go, an alligator showed up to a tee 136 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:31.240 time at a North Carolina golf course with a soccer 137 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:36.480 ball stuck in its mouth. Okay, incident happens Sunday at 138 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:40.639 Sunset Beach. Photos from the Sunset Beach Police Department show 139 00:08:40.679 --> 00:08:44.879 the alligator in a pond at Sea Trails golf Resort, 140 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:49.039 which again is not unusual depending on which course you play. 141 00:08:49.039 --> 00:08:51.679 If you go to like North Topsil, the course that's 142 00:08:51.759 --> 00:08:54.279 right before you drive over the bridge on there, there's 143 00:08:54.360 --> 00:08:58.000 a gator that lives on what would it be whull 144 00:08:58.120 --> 00:09:02.360 number eleven is a par three over a pond and 145 00:09:02.399 --> 00:09:05.240 then you know next to the sound there. I can't 146 00:09:05.279 --> 00:09:08.159 remember his name, but there's like signage and stuff. I've 147 00:09:08.159 --> 00:09:11.720 seen him once. I've hit balls to where he is 148 00:09:12.360 --> 00:09:16.600 multiple times, which he probably has in his collection. But 149 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:20.879 but you know, you throw a soccer ball in his mouth, 150 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:23.960 everyone freaks out. And by the way, this is the 151 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:26.399 tame gator story that we have in the stack today. 152 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:30.200 We have one out of Florida that's far more insane. 153 00:09:32.519 --> 00:09:34.679 But then police show up, they're like, all right. Police 154 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:38.559 departments said that before the intervention happened, an alligator rolled 155 00:09:38.600 --> 00:09:41.799 around in the water releasing the ball. Why are you 156 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:46.639 calling police on a gator with a soccer ball if 157 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:48.600 it had a football, would you be this concerned? 158 00:09:49.759 --> 00:09:51.639 Are they like concerned it's gonna be like stuck in 159 00:09:51.679 --> 00:09:53.320 his mouth and he can't open and close it Like 160 00:09:53.360 --> 00:09:55.159 it's like like I. 161 00:09:55.200 --> 00:09:57.360 Thought that, But then I thought, maybe they're just concerned 162 00:09:57.399 --> 00:09:59.519 that the gator will try to get people to watch soccer. 163 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:01.879 I mean that is scary, dude, you can't have that. 164 00:10:02.840 --> 00:10:07.480 I mean it's you're scared of these that should be 165 00:10:07.519 --> 00:10:11.200 among your concerns. Let's see, please say the alligator swam 166 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:14.279 away unharmed. We can't say the same for the soccer ball, 167 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:17.559 which sustained fatal injuries. I don't know, it doesn't look 168 00:10:17.639 --> 00:10:23.440 like it like the thing's doing fine. And then in 169 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:25.879 the story, this is literally what they have on the 170 00:10:26.519 --> 00:10:31.039 website here. Alligators are native to North Carolina can be 171 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:36.320 found all along the coast, and North Carolina Wildlife Resources 172 00:10:36.320 --> 00:10:41.399 Commission reminds people to be gator aware at all times. 173 00:10:44.840 --> 00:10:46.559 They were aware, and then they had a problem with 174 00:10:46.559 --> 00:10:49.759 the thing because it was into soccer. Like, I don't 175 00:10:49.840 --> 00:10:52.440 understand what's going here, But anyway, we'll send a link 176 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:54.080 out because that's the kind of story you want to 177 00:10:54.080 --> 00:10:59.000 send people. But yet there's the police standing there with 178 00:10:59.080 --> 00:11:01.399 the giant net, which I don't even understand what's going 179 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:04.759 to happen with that, and the gators just chilling with 180 00:11:04.799 --> 00:11:08.279 the soccer ball there. It's like when your dog brings 181 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:10.080 you a ball. He just wants you to throw it. Man, 182 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:13.320 It's all he wants. And he's so dumb that if 183 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:16.519 you pretend to throw it, he'll get equal amounts of excitement. 184 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:20.159 He'll go, look, you could do it like five times 185 00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:22.720 in a row. He'll think you threw it every time. 186 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:28.960 Gator just wants to play man. Like I said, though, 187 00:11:29.000 --> 00:11:33.360 that is that is the Tame Gator story, because the 188 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:37.000 other one, the hell the other one, that's the whole thing. 189 00:11:37.039 --> 00:11:37.759 And tired. 190 00:11:42.279 --> 00:11:45.519 Florida then Florida then do something in the water the 191 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:47.480 arrow's hand that makes you do. 192 00:11:47.519 --> 00:11:48.600 All that crazy crap. 193 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:50.879 It's like the state is want to be dumb ass trapped. 194 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:57.080 Nowhere else has the Florida man. It is almost like 195 00:11:57.480 --> 00:12:00.039 as the Weird Factor climbs and go buy. 196 00:12:02.039 --> 00:12:06.360 In Florida every time, Florida, then Florida. 197 00:12:06.440 --> 00:12:06.639 Man. 198 00:12:06.720 --> 00:12:08.600 If anyone can cheer me, you know, you. 199 00:12:08.639 --> 00:12:11.279 Can just mind life be crazy. But of course, but 200 00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:15.279 it's not it's that crad crazy as yours. Nowhere else 201 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:17.879 are you gonna find him? They're so used to it 202 00:12:18.000 --> 00:12:19.200 they don't find him. 203 00:12:19.559 --> 00:12:21.159 Hooray for Florida man. 204 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:26.279 By the way, the headline on this thing is something else. 205 00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:31.840 Are you ready? Meth praise Florida man? Is he beth crazed? 206 00:12:32.600 --> 00:12:34.840 You'd be the judge? All right, Meth clay. A meth 207 00:12:34.919 --> 00:12:39.600 craze Florida man bidden by alligator charges at cops with 208 00:12:39.799 --> 00:12:44.600 garden shears before being shot dead in wild series of events. 209 00:12:45.679 --> 00:12:48.960 Oh yeah, it's got Florida all over it. So uh, 210 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:51.759 it's from the New York Post. A meth crazed Florida 211 00:12:51.840 --> 00:12:58.840 man survived getting bitten by an alligator. That's good, right now? 212 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:00.639 How did he get bit by? Now alligator? Was he 213 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:04.039 playing soccer with it? How did this go down? According 214 00:13:04.039 --> 00:13:08.200 to police, forty two year old Timothy Schultz decided, Hey, 215 00:13:08.759 --> 00:13:12.200 there is an alligator infested lake in Lakeland, Florida, just 216 00:13:12.279 --> 00:13:16.720 outside of Orlando, on your way to Tampa. I'm gonna 217 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:21.039 go swimming in that which of you know, all the 218 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:25.759 of all the swimming holes in all the state of Florida. 219 00:13:25.960 --> 00:13:33.600 Basically anything that's not coastal internal probably gatorfield, especially around Orlando, 220 00:13:34.240 --> 00:13:38.639 including Disney, right, we had a whole kid eating so 221 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:42.080 pretty much, you know, not to swim in there. This 222 00:13:42.159 --> 00:13:48.480 guy gives zero, you know What's so that's what people see. 223 00:13:48.519 --> 00:13:51.840 They just see some random dude, he's in his forties, 224 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:55.279 kind of out of his mind, swimming in the gator 225 00:13:55.320 --> 00:14:00.159 infested lake in Orlando Lakeland. Okay, so they called police 226 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:04.039 and then they witness this dude literally get attacked by 227 00:14:04.080 --> 00:14:09.639 a gator. Champ chomps down on his arm. Police are 228 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:13.960 on the way. Police show up. Guy has a gator 229 00:14:14.440 --> 00:14:19.480 attached to his arm. Now they're not there to like 230 00:14:19.639 --> 00:14:23.919 bust this dude. They're there to help this guy because 231 00:14:23.919 --> 00:14:26.000 he's got a gator attached to him, and you know 232 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:29.960 they're Florida police. So what does he do, Well, he 233 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:33.480 starts growling at people, including the Samaritans, who literally were 234 00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:36.919 like tossing him like a life ring. Yeah, like you know, 235 00:14:36.960 --> 00:14:38.919 a ring that you'd have in a pool area. Of 236 00:14:38.960 --> 00:14:41.440 course they got pools, grab one out of the lunai, 237 00:14:41.679 --> 00:14:43.639 trying to throw it to the dude. He starts growling 238 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:47.159 at him. He's got a gator attached to his arm. 239 00:14:47.960 --> 00:14:51.200 Did you see this dude's mugshot because apparently he's had. 240 00:14:51.080 --> 00:14:52.879 Some run Yeah. No, I was gonna say, man, he's an. 241 00:14:52.879 --> 00:14:54.639 Arm Well hold on, hold on, hold on, this is 242 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:56.679 my I want to ask you something before you comment 243 00:14:57.559 --> 00:15:02.200 if on my sixty second bird today. Okay, so a 244 00:15:02.200 --> 00:15:04.759 little ways from now, just turn forty five. You just 245 00:15:04.759 --> 00:15:08.200 turned forty five. We're getting old as help if at 246 00:15:08.240 --> 00:15:12.519 sixty two I look like this guy, I want you 247 00:15:12.600 --> 00:15:16.440 to pledge to start organizing my funeral. Will you do 248 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:17.000 that for me? 249 00:15:17.799 --> 00:15:18.120 For you? 250 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:18.720 For you, buddy? 251 00:15:18.799 --> 00:15:19.039 Yeah? 252 00:15:19.080 --> 00:15:20.440 Sure, will you commit? Okay? 253 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:22.480 All right? Yeah, I mean you have a good point. 254 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:24.559 I mean he lives. He's a very old looking forty 255 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:26.919 two like he's had a rough life, and I guess 256 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:29.320 he's probably had a fun life. No, but yeah, apparently 257 00:15:29.559 --> 00:15:32.279 in his own mind right to the end there. Yeah, 258 00:15:32.360 --> 00:15:34.399 you know the math in the in the lake with 259 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:37.720 the gator in the shears and getting shot. What a life? 260 00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:39.320 What I mean? Do you want to go out like 261 00:15:39.399 --> 00:15:43.440 in your sleep? That's boring? Right? You want a story 262 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:46.159 that people still talk about, like fifty you guys remember 263 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:49.320 Timothy Oh yeah, yeah, you remember he was a guy 264 00:15:49.320 --> 00:15:51.639 with the gator attached to his army, charge police with 265 00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:55.480 garden shears and got shot. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Timothy, 266 00:15:55.960 --> 00:15:58.879 Oh I got was fun at parties, totally did all 267 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:02.639 the math, all right. So, so as Ross is whenty nine, 268 00:16:02.639 --> 00:16:07.440 it's a hard forty two. He's seen some stuff and 269 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:10.159 I don't think it was you know, the qui Gon 270 00:16:10.320 --> 00:16:14.519 Valley or any of that. It was probably just other 271 00:16:14.559 --> 00:16:18.039 meth heads in Orlando. So anyway, so when we last 272 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:20.879 left our hero, he's in the lake. He's got a 273 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:23.840 gator attached to his arm. He's growling at people like 274 00:16:23.879 --> 00:16:27.919 a bear or whatever that's supposed to be. And now 275 00:16:28.039 --> 00:16:32.320 police are on the scene and it's Florida, so you know, 276 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:37.679 he's living up to the Florida man thing. As police 277 00:16:37.679 --> 00:16:42.080 showed up, the horror continues as Schultz suddenly emerge from 278 00:16:42.120 --> 00:16:45.799 the lake grabbed a pair of garden shears, which barely 279 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:48.879 are just sitting around outside. I guess maybe it's probably 280 00:16:48.919 --> 00:16:52.120 a lot of old people like the garden. Good for them, 281 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:56.000 At which point officers were like, hey, we were here 282 00:16:56.039 --> 00:16:58.960 to rescue you because you had a gator attached to you. 283 00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:04.680 Could you stop charging us with your garden shears? And 284 00:17:05.079 --> 00:17:08.000 the hardest forty two you've ever seen, decided not, I'm 285 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:11.319 just gonna keep doing that, at which point officers tried 286 00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:14.759 to tase him. That did not work. A lot of 287 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:19.079 people think that when officers deploy a taser, it either 288 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:23.759 fully tases or a dozen, But like, I don't know 289 00:17:23.799 --> 00:17:27.160 what the rate is. You gotta get both those things 290 00:17:27.200 --> 00:17:31.200 in the person, and a lot of times they're not 291 00:17:33.160 --> 00:17:37.920 helping or making that easy. So, like, I can't tell 292 00:17:37.920 --> 00:17:40.519 you the number of bodycam videos I've seen where the 293 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:46.920 tasers either don't seed and nothing happens, or the person 294 00:17:47.039 --> 00:17:49.920 is just so messed up. And I've seen a person 295 00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:56.559 in person so hammered at a bar that they deployed tasers, 296 00:17:56.839 --> 00:17:59.839 but he was wearing a he was wearing a motorcycle vest. 297 00:18:01.400 --> 00:18:04.480 He was wearn't a club vest, and for whatever reason, 298 00:18:04.519 --> 00:18:07.440 it didn't get through and the guy looked like Andre 299 00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:11.200 the Giant that police hit him like twice with that. Now, 300 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:13.839 the only thing that probably kept that dude from getting 301 00:18:13.880 --> 00:18:18.799 shot in this parking lot in Menominee, Wisconsin. Does you 302 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:21.240 have to say like that was the fact that he 303 00:18:21.319 --> 00:18:25.039 eventually fell down when police were like all right, and 304 00:18:25.039 --> 00:18:26.799 they knew him they were called I can't remember, his 305 00:18:26.839 --> 00:18:28.880 name was like Brian or something, and the police all 306 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:31.960 knew him, like Brian, what are you doing? And then 307 00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:35.680 just taser. Taser didn't work and then fell down. But 308 00:18:35.920 --> 00:18:39.319 like at that point, officers, if you're still a threat, 309 00:18:39.559 --> 00:18:42.240 they've tried less than lethal or you know, whatever the 310 00:18:42.319 --> 00:18:47.680 terminology is. So this guy emerges from the lake. They're 311 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:50.720 there to help him, has the garden shears, is coming 312 00:18:50.759 --> 00:18:54.319 at police and growling because a lot of people are like, 313 00:18:54.359 --> 00:18:57.960 why did they shoot He's he's a threat, and also 314 00:18:58.039 --> 00:18:59.640 he just got bit by a gator and it's not 315 00:18:59.720 --> 00:19:06.440 slow them down. So dude's got some ideas. According to Judd, 316 00:19:06.480 --> 00:19:10.680 officers tried to take him peacefully into custody. Then he 317 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:14.160 decided to are you ready for this? After the taser 318 00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:17.960 failed to jump in one of the patrol vehicles, And 319 00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:21.359 in a lot of those vehicles they have a either 320 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:24.920 a shotgun. Primarily it's a shotgun in the front. Usually 321 00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:28.400 the ar's in the back, but it's and it's latched 322 00:19:28.440 --> 00:19:31.799 into a holder, generally next to the laptop where they 323 00:19:31.839 --> 00:19:34.759 run your license. So he's trying to fish this thing out. 324 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:37.240 He is able to get it out of there, which 325 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:41.119 is impressive. Usually it's secured in and then you see 326 00:19:41.160 --> 00:19:45.240 in the patrol vehicle where they fired into the vehicle, 327 00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:51.599 hit this dude and he's dead. So Florida man in 328 00:19:52.279 --> 00:19:57.440 all senses now. According to jud Schultz, in the mugshot 329 00:19:57.519 --> 00:20:01.440 with the Hardest forty two had a lengthy drug pack 330 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:05.400 rap sheet and actually had been in jail up to 331 00:20:05.839 --> 00:20:09.599 what eight days ago following a bunch of meth that 332 00:20:09.640 --> 00:20:14.200 he had on him, which apparently was not shocking deputies 333 00:20:14.200 --> 00:20:18.240 involved on paid administrative leave. Was the gator harm? 334 00:20:18.359 --> 00:20:18.400 No? 335 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:23.400 I think the gator's fine the gator. The gator's probably 336 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:26.960 high af I didn't even think about that. Ross. How 337 00:20:27.039 --> 00:20:29.440 high do you think the gator is biting into this dude? 338 00:20:30.880 --> 00:20:35.119 Because meth gator sounds horrible. I remember they they were 339 00:20:35.119 --> 00:20:39.119 doing a movie after Cocaine Beer called Cracodile. I think 340 00:20:39.160 --> 00:20:40.240 it's probably one of those. 341 00:20:40.119 --> 00:20:44.000 Situations, dude. I remember Cracodile. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I never 342 00:20:44.039 --> 00:20:45.559 saw it, but I remember it was gonna be a thing. 343 00:20:45.599 --> 00:20:48.680 I don't know did they actually release it, because they 344 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:51.440 were doing a whole series, like after cocaine Beer made 345 00:20:51.440 --> 00:20:53.759 money then just like all right, we need animals on. 346 00:20:53.759 --> 00:20:56.359 Drugs, like which mammal? Can we give? What drug? 347 00:20:56.799 --> 00:21:00.519 Because that's Hollywood man, and like krack coons just for you. 348 00:21:01.000 --> 00:21:04.119 We just had the kracoon up in Ohio. What are 349 00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:07.839 we doing? But yeah, no, they had crocodile. I don't 350 00:21:07.839 --> 00:21:13.160 know about methodile. Not sure how that works. But that 351 00:21:13.559 --> 00:21:16.279 So to answer your question, emailer, I don't know. Maybe 352 00:21:16.319 --> 00:21:21.279 he's high, maybe he's hot, I don't know. But the 353 00:21:21.359 --> 00:21:23.400 last thing you want is a Gator Jones and I 354 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:25.839 think we can agree with that. But it's also like 355 00:21:25.960 --> 00:21:30.839 Lakeland or Orlando, and it's just full of crazy people. 356 00:21:31.319 --> 00:21:33.440 I don't know what it is about the Orlando area 357 00:21:33.599 --> 00:21:35.920 because you're like, you're not even at the beach, and 358 00:21:35.960 --> 00:21:40.039 if you're not there for the amusement parks, you're just 359 00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:43.799 there to be hot, right? Is there something else to 360 00:21:43.839 --> 00:21:46.279 do in Orlando. I've never met anyone who lived or 361 00:21:46.279 --> 00:21:50.880 worked in Orlando that either wasn't adjacent to the you know, 362 00:21:51.000 --> 00:21:57.759 the entertainment complex, which you know, I understand, or no 363 00:21:58.000 --> 00:22:00.519 pretty much that Like I don't know, I house you 364 00:22:00.559 --> 00:22:04.279 live in Orlando. I'm not knocking on it. It has 365 00:22:04.359 --> 00:22:08.039 a purpose, but like I know some radio people, but 366 00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:11.000 everything they do is like tied in with the theme parks there, 367 00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:13.480 and so I kind of get that. If you're just 368 00:22:13.559 --> 00:22:16.079 there to hang out, I assume you're probably doing meth. 369 00:22:16.279 --> 00:22:18.200 Yeah, it's a super weird radio market. It's like a 370 00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:20.720 boutique market because it's so weird with the Universal and 371 00:22:20.759 --> 00:22:22.519 Disney and and everything else there. 372 00:22:22.519 --> 00:22:24.680 In the people, it's like Vegas, Vegas. It's a weird 373 00:22:24.720 --> 00:22:25.240 market too. 374 00:22:25.319 --> 00:22:27.319 Yeah, and the people that work there, like in the 375 00:22:27.359 --> 00:22:30.759 service industry, they hate their lives because everybody coming through 376 00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:32.759 was on vacation and in a great mood and your 377 00:22:32.799 --> 00:22:35.480 yeah zero yeah, and you've worked like a twenty hour 378 00:22:35.559 --> 00:22:38.200 shift and it's you're living in a different reality. And Yeah, 379 00:22:38.359 --> 00:22:39.440 Orlando is super weird. 380 00:22:39.880 --> 00:22:42.720 They do have good golf courses, though I will say that, 381 00:22:42.799 --> 00:22:45.279 but that's but that's part of the travel and entertainment thing. 382 00:22:46.039 --> 00:22:49.519 That's where I had to play the Saint Andrews for 383 00:22:49.559 --> 00:22:51.680 those of you who don't know. They have a recreation 384 00:22:51.839 --> 00:22:57.039 of Saint Andrews in Orlando. And a friend of mine 385 00:22:57.039 --> 00:22:59.599 who is a radio person who was also the producer 386 00:22:59.720 --> 00:23:03.720 for Faridy's TV show, David Faridy's TV show on Golf Channel, 387 00:23:03.720 --> 00:23:08.759 got me on that course. It's amazing. I golf like crap, 388 00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:11.759 but it was great. But that's yeah, that's that's pure 389 00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:16.680 tourist stuff right there. Everyone else in Orlando, to Ross's point, 390 00:23:18.039 --> 00:23:22.839 it's just sick of tourist man. So having some meth 391 00:23:22.839 --> 00:23:27.480 fueled Gators at least makes it interesting. Now I'm not 392 00:23:27.559 --> 00:23:29.799 I'm not I'm not saying you should move it to Disney. 393 00:23:30.759 --> 00:23:34.799 I'm just pointing out that the gator not guilty. Are 394 00:23:34.799 --> 00:23:35.480 you gonna let it go? 395 00:23:35.720 --> 00:23:35.799 So? 396 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:39.839 All right, what is this Boston Paul is sending me stuff? 397 00:23:39.880 --> 00:23:41.960 Boston Paul, you should go play with the gators. 398 00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:41.880 Bro. 399 00:23:43.519 --> 00:23:46.119 Well wrestling you guys, get some photo ops there. It'd 400 00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:51.079 be nice, all right. So that's our Gator update. Got 401 00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:54.079