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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the cultop cryptis, Strange encounters of frogs and lizards,

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<v Speaker 1>dumb my nick children, DoD.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, Bigfoot, Mockman.

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<v Speaker 1>And all their victims. Murry pictures captured by shot witness,

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<v Speaker 1>ufloes breaking laws of physics, Pictures.

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<v Speaker 2>Of aliens carving the high rogue lyphics. This is a

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<v Speaker 2>bizarre world that.

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<v Speaker 3>We live in.

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<v Speaker 1>So sit back, relax, laugh and listen because we're here

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about some cryptics. This is Tom Thompson Castenos

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<v Speaker 1>the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast, and we're here I

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<v Speaker 1>called the Conspiracy to talk about some bizarre and strange things.

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<v Speaker 1>So strap in for this wild and hilarious ride. Now

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<v Speaker 1>to the show, everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>The curtains are open. We're checking tickets out the door.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about to get strange.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did uh Princess Diana cross the road? Why she

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't wearing a seatbelt? That's pretty good. I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome back, everybody, Welcome back to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a while. This is the last time I

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<v Speaker 2>saw you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, guys, what's going on. Billy is back in the

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<v Speaker 3>his house.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been a busy, busy boy. Adult. You know you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta go to work or you don't. I'm I'm playing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I plan on doing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna dress up like like Robin Williams from Jumanji.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna bring home in ushrooms out of the forest.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna run away.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well I'm going to retire in ten years?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you keep saying I don't? So many people think that.

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<v Speaker 3>One of my stepbrothers say that, Oh I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>all these probably give a property. But all these people

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<v Speaker 3>think that they're gonna retire.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I have my end goal and all the fans.

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<v Speaker 3>Billy just refuses to buy a laptop so we can

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<v Speaker 3>participate in the show beyond when he comes over here.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have a laptop. It just doesn't work. It works,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah doesn't. I just I don't use it for anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the odds that like like how often am

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<v Speaker 2>I really.

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<v Speaker 3>It depends how often you want to be part of this,

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<v Speaker 3>and if you want to work, you want to give

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<v Speaker 3>the fans.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking working. I take off like half.

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<v Speaker 3>My day every other Friday to be able to come

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<v Speaker 3>do this. You're gonna you're gonna work yourself to death.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm gonna fucking bleed blood and sweat for the

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<v Speaker 2>next ten years so I.

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<v Speaker 3>Can stop, and then you can come podcast all the time. Alright,

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<v Speaker 3>fucking I have nothing else to do then until you

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<v Speaker 3>drink yourself to death.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's actually that. That's gonna be a new obstacle

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<v Speaker 2>to overcome it that time and be like so fucking

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<v Speaker 2>bored all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>So I have a coworker at work, suggested Buffalo Trace.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never tried it. H I said that I saw

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<v Speaker 3>Joe Rogan drinking it, and then Anton and Aaron proceeded

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<v Speaker 3>to say that Joe Rogan is awful, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I like him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's fucking funny.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's uh, it's not bad to me. A lot

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<v Speaker 3>of whiskey and stuff just tastes the same, like even.

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<v Speaker 2>Like there's good quality whiskeys for sure, Like you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying, I will I will show for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time ever, I'm gonna shout out a fucking liquor

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<v Speaker 2>kill kill bag and Irish whiskey is one of the

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<v Speaker 2>best iris whiskies I think I've ever fucking had.

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<v Speaker 3>Kill Bagging is really good. I do like that, But

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<v Speaker 3>I spent my entire life drinking pretty much. That was

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<v Speaker 3>like twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like I'll drink anything, like whiskey is whiskey

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of the day, but you don't really

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<v Speaker 2>like you can't admire it when you're not when you're

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<v Speaker 2>mixing it, when.

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<v Speaker 3>You're actually having a taste palette. But I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>my palate's gone, Like even when it's not gone, it's

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<v Speaker 3>even when.

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<v Speaker 2>You can taste things, I mean, your palate's not coming,

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>But I even with scotch, right, they always have like

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<v Speaker 3>different scotches that like my fiance's dad, they love their scotch,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'll partake it, I like it and stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's just like I don't really taste the difference

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<v Speaker 3>between the good stuff like Glenn Fiddick or like even

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<v Speaker 3>better stuff than that. And then and then RATU label,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. So like I don't really

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<v Speaker 3>red labels disgusting. I know it really face like fucking gross.

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<v Speaker 3>But even like I got the Crystal Skull vodka because

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<v Speaker 3>it came with two fucking giant, really good yeah black labels.

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<v Speaker 3>So this came with two cool fucking skeleton cups, the

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<v Speaker 3>Crystal Skull and that's made by dan Aykroy, which she

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<v Speaker 3>used a great believe.

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<v Speaker 2>You bought the whiskey and it came with the skull.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was vodka. Yeah, I thought that was

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<v Speaker 2>called vodka. It is, oh so. And the thing is.

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<v Speaker 3>It came with those and so award winning vodka to

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<v Speaker 3>me just tastes like every.

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<v Speaker 2>It actually tastes like ships. That's a big thing to

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<v Speaker 2>you have to like respect something and admire it to

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<v Speaker 2>the point of like actually knowing the distinctive differences, where

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<v Speaker 2>like I will tell you, like I could probably pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much blind taste whiskey. Give me all the vodkas, and like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm good with red wine and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>good with wis.

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<v Speaker 3>I love gin now as I'm getting old. Gin is

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<v Speaker 3>fucking great because there's so many flavor notes in gin.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't think I've ever actually sat down and

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<v Speaker 2>just drank gin in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>You should, I don't think. I don't think one time.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it was more expensive too, because it's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Every gin you get is over three dollars because.

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<v Speaker 2>Most people drink gin and SODA's right gin tonics, And

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, I, I think that's what turned me off

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<v Speaker 2>originally was that was pretty much like the go to

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<v Speaker 2>to make gin good. But like, I fucking hate drink

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<v Speaker 2>tonic water is the grossest goddamn thing to me, got

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<v Speaker 2>befotonic water, It's fucking gross. Man, who just goes, here's

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<v Speaker 2>some tonics compliment. I just realized.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, my grandpa always had club soda and

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<v Speaker 3>tonic water taste like, and it wasn't. And now I

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<v Speaker 3>realized because I was a kid, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>why is he drinking this ship? It's because he drank

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<v Speaker 3>it with like probably really good scotch or yeah, gin or.

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<v Speaker 2>Something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Grandpa's an alcoholic and nah, and you probably hit it

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<v Speaker 3>from me because I used to steal his ship all

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<v Speaker 3>the time. So this is crazy. So just twenty miles

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<v Speaker 3>uh south of Boston. Actually, I want like, I want

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<v Speaker 3>to show this out.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>I see you kuwait, I see you. I see you

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<v Speaker 3>with your downloads. I see what I see what you.

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<v Speaker 2>I see you bad in your head.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just crazy when you see like I've seen it

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<v Speaker 3>where like downloads fluctuate in different countries. Start listening more

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<v Speaker 3>like I've seen tons of weird shit where like for

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<v Speaker 3>a month Mexico loves Us and then like Kuwait has

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<v Speaker 3>like for for this month, it always goes to the

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<v Speaker 3>States than Canada. And then it went Kuwait and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I see you guys, I see you guys there.

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<v Speaker 2>What's what's your guys doing down there? Yeahs, you got

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<v Speaker 2>some dunes, I don't know, a lot lots of sand.

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<v Speaker 3>So we are talking about the demon Dover. That the

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<v Speaker 3>Over demon. It looks like a cartoon. Yeah, oh you'll see.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a it's a strange creature.

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<v Speaker 2>And actually I honestly made me jump a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>when through that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a strange looking creature. We're showing uh photos

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<v Speaker 3>of it for all the audio listeners that don't see it.

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<v Speaker 3>But so this is a crazy story. So over the

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<v Speaker 3>course of two days in April nineteen seventy seven, four

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<v Speaker 3>teenagers in a dylic town of Dover, Massachusetts, maschi.

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<v Speaker 2>You did it, you did it?

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<v Speaker 3>It witnessed a horrifying alien creature. But before they could

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<v Speaker 3>find an explanation, the Dover Demon disappeared. And a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of times I said this stability before.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. I like that sentence too. Before they

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<v Speaker 2>could find an explanation, meaning meaning what they were expecting

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<v Speaker 2>to happen was let's.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a chat with him and we'll get into you

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<v Speaker 3>so we can get some fucking answers. We'll get into

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<v Speaker 3>like why like people question this so much and why

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<v Speaker 3>it is such a one of uh, it's a prevalent cryptid, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're doing a design for the cryptos. I'll eventually

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<v Speaker 3>write up that cryptid song that my dog ate up,

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<v Speaker 3>because I have in my memory of how I had

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<v Speaker 3>it structured. But we have some we have fun cryptid

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<v Speaker 3>designs coming where I was like, Aaron, do you want

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<v Speaker 3>to be the Dover Demon?

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<v Speaker 2>He's like sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, because Billy's because he's like if

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<v Speaker 3>Billy wasn't bigfoot, I would be. I was like, Billy's

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<v Speaker 3>got to be skinny bigfoot. I was like, I just

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<v Speaker 3>think it will go like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's can we draw like just a fucking hammer head on, Like, hey, Shane,

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<v Speaker 2>could you just draw Billy Crazy the guy everybody I

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<v Speaker 2>got you in a cuckholdt get it? Yeah, we're not

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<v Speaker 2>don't add that.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't add that, fucking Shaine. So hashtag dahmer dick. That's

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<v Speaker 3>so this idea, right, this is one of those cryptos

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<v Speaker 3>that kind of pops in and out of reality, or

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<v Speaker 3>like at least one time, it's kind of popped into our.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy just doesn't know where the fuck he's going.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like the most lost motherfucker on the universe. Fand highway.

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<v Speaker 3>Foot is an interventional being that he like kind of

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<v Speaker 3>pops in and out of reality and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>So who imagine just sitting in the living and like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think Bigfoot just fucking popped up beside me on

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<v Speaker 2>my cash. She's like, suck bro oh fuck him late,

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<v Speaker 2>and we got some milkshake fries.

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<v Speaker 3>How you communicated Bigfoot? You hit trees like he like

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<v Speaker 3>hits stuff. Supposedly he also makes like a like a

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<v Speaker 3>wailing sound, like a moan, almost like a no, like

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<v Speaker 3>a like it's weird. There's some weird ship people here

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<v Speaker 3>in the forest. Like that's big fun. It's like is

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<v Speaker 3>it though, No, that's just Jimmy getting raped and everybody

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<v Speaker 3>that hunts for Bigfoot. Sorry is uh this is a

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<v Speaker 3>Joe Rogan joke, but like, did you ever see a

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<v Speaker 3>black guy going to hunt for Bigfoot? It's always some

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<v Speaker 3>ever wait bearded not to point myself out like a

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<v Speaker 3>guy that like is wearing like crocs. I don't wear crocs.

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<v Speaker 3>For everybody that his listening.

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<v Speaker 2>We should, buddy, there's sports Mode gets fucking this sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like they for it. It's different.

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<v Speaker 3>We haven't talked about cryptids in a while with with Billy.

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<v Speaker 3>There's some other ones coming soon.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot remember the last time we actually talked about

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<v Speaker 2>a crypt I don't know what a crypt fucking crippet

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<v Speaker 2>cripple you fucking you know. I can't say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't say anything anymore. We can't really say

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<v Speaker 3>anything about anybody opinions. I have opinions, No, and remember

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<v Speaker 2>So remember that. I remember that.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, not going down to Kanye Road that starts

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<v Speaker 3>saying the ship like no ship the nazisir good.

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<v Speaker 2>Did did I tell you the bilboard thing before?

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<v Speaker 3>Or yeah, say it now?

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<v Speaker 2>So the the bilbird did a good stand up skit

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<v Speaker 2>That's an observation, Like you're allowed to just say things

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<v Speaker 2>you see as an observation. Now if you said, what

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and it's just like obviously and what me and

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<v Speaker 3>Aaron have talked about this too, So is this this

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<v Speaker 3>idea and all of us have talked about this that

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<v Speaker 3>So it's just like, too bad. I don't give a ship.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna go down the Kanye road of wearing

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, you know it's actually funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm about how the Nazis were good fucking crazy guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone on Twitch because we're gonna lie twitch live for

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<v Speaker 3>like just for fun, for the recordings the rock cuts,

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<v Speaker 3>and someone was said someone on Twitch was like watching

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<v Speaker 3>the whole thing like him on Kanye on Alex Jones,

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<v Speaker 3>and he was like commenting on it and commentating on

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<v Speaker 3>watching it, and I was like, okay, Anton said, I

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<v Speaker 3>But you can watch Kanye talk about the most crazy Kanye.

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<v Speaker 2>He already like established himself. You know. It's funny though,

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<v Speaker 2>I just realized. So it went from like, Okay, this

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<v Speaker 2>true the way it went, and we went fucking let's

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<v Speaker 2>start from pump punk or punk era or everyone's like,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck the government, fuck your feelings. I don't fucking care

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<v Speaker 2>mental health important. I guess everyone started getting feelings, everyone

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<v Speaker 2>of quote unquote offensive to a small marginal of people.

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<v Speaker 2>And now we have TikTok dancers, and that's that's that's

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<v Speaker 3>Little fucking well even Oh, we're in a fucking major

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<v Speaker 3>uh world pandemic plandemic, and then all these nurses are

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<v Speaker 3>doing TikTok fucking dances.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck off, man, covid FU everything. It's amazing what the

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok right now. I don't even know what that really

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<v Speaker 2>picture and you like your video and you commented on it,

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, oh, it's so find you become obsessed with

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<v Speaker 2>simp on somebody even know. I guess it's just like

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<v Speaker 2>you're way too obsessed with I guess that. Where did

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<v Speaker 2>that come from? I don't know. I don't honestly, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just guessing if that's actually the definition. I'm not. I

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<v Speaker 3>That comes from. I don't know why that's a fucking thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just somebody like even this idea that.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the fucking people that are on what's that fucking

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<v Speaker 3>app that people watch the chicks shick their assalk?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's part of it. Instagram, No, it's everywhere. The

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<v Speaker 2>porn thing then hub no cras, what can you think

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<v Speaker 2>of Stepdad? No, suck stop? What are you looking for?

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<v Speaker 2>What's what can I think of this? There's a porn

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<v Speaker 2>video that's not a porn site.

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<v Speaker 3>Fan only fans only fans, okay, and they're like, my fans. No, No,

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<v Speaker 3>these are fucking men that jack off to you and

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<v Speaker 3>that they're not your fans. They're literally coming like it's

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<v Speaker 3>fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like they love it attention, like they're deprived of it. Crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>We live in a crazy world, as.

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<v Speaker 2>Never tends with only fans either. There was like fives

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like the people.

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<v Speaker 3>Did we were are The world is getting into a

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<v Speaker 2>Think that's what happens on only fans. Everyone's just shoving.

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<v Speaker 2>Man like, this is what a foot long actually looks like.

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<v Speaker 3>So I watch that ship. I don't want to watch

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<v Speaker 3>that ship. I just think it's funny how that becomes

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<v Speaker 3>a describe. I fall like booty models and ship because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like sure, But the thing is it's also and

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<v Speaker 3>even part of me is like why do I do that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like because you want to look at a

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<v Speaker 3>butt and just scrolling through your Instagram, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's weird. I try so hard to get the

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<v Speaker 2>algorithm to like not show me that because like the

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<v Speaker 2>amount of times I've been in public and I'm like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, no, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>There was someone that was like Buddy that was talking

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<v Speaker 3>about that who said that, and they were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't like open my phone in public because.

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<v Speaker 2>I do it all.

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<v Speaker 3>Chicks, so they could find explanation, right, nobody even just pops.

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<v Speaker 2>Into our reality. No fucking explanation.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a famous cryptid, Like you know, there's plenty

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<v Speaker 3>of them, but like this one is also up there.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, he's like a flatwood monster. You remember him?

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<v Speaker 2>That might have been the last fucking one, but there's

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<v Speaker 2>no way we haven't. Dude, I like with me on it,

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<v Speaker 2>like a dude, I don't remember the last monster that

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<v Speaker 2>was before? True? Huh, I think that might have been

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<v Speaker 2>the list.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the last time we're talking about cryptis so

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<v Speaker 3>just twenty miles southwest of Boston, Massachusetts. Uh lies a

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<v Speaker 3>picturesque hamlet named Dover, but hidden among the hard wood

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<v Speaker 3>forests and curvy backs, as you say it that way,

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<v Speaker 3>lurks the Dover Demon. It's an unpleasant little creature, to

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<v Speaker 3>say the least, with a water melon shaped head and

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<v Speaker 3>body of an emaciated monkey men siated.

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<v Speaker 2>You subscribed, hair, I know what we did.

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<v Speaker 3>The last cryptid technically as a cryptids the melon heads.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I guess that would have been that could

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<v Speaker 2>just be a fucking god, which is what your description

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<v Speaker 2>of that though is basically just hey, Arnold water Oh

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<v Speaker 2>it is you just described this.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the way because essentially it's but it's it's Harold's

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<v Speaker 3>head turned on its side. Oh it's watermelon that way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's that weird. He's a fucking scary looking thing though.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a weird looking dude to me. And we'll get

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<v Speaker 3>into what I think this is if it exists, and

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's probably some sort of experiment by the Grays.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it was. It was a great experiment. They're like,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'd be like us producing like fucking oh, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see a human with like nineteen arms

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<v Speaker 2>and like one leg but the legs like super wide.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like a torso down to the leg with

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<v Speaker 2>like nice that'd be. That'd be a cool human can

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<v Speaker 2>think about.

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<v Speaker 3>You've clone goats, We've cloned people. I believe a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of celebrities might be clones, which eventually has to come

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<v Speaker 3>in as an episode because that's in our fucking intro

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<v Speaker 3>and uh, like, we have always technology, so we we

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<v Speaker 3>we believe that eventually. I think we do want to

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<v Speaker 3>dive into a big long episode because now we're talking

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<v Speaker 3>because how we did damer which I want to bring

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<v Speaker 3>you on, but it's just it's gonna be like there's

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<v Speaker 3>it's gonna be a long.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I don't have four hours. I'm sorry, I

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<v Speaker 2>know you. I know you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna dive also into an Arctica, which is gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be a very long one too. But like this idea

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<v Speaker 3>of like doing these big long formatic topics and it's

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<v Speaker 3>like diving into.

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<v Speaker 2>So I want to do great. Those are a nice

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<v Speaker 2>when I'm at home, Yeah, I'm just like.

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<v Speaker 3>That works and actually plugs in.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not the same though, I like money buy a

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<v Speaker 2>nice PC, like a nice dope ass PC. To be honest,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a big part of me that gets you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it just gets satisfaction from you keep asking.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I know we know each other too well.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually get a lot of enjoyment out of watching

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<v Speaker 2>you get frustrated.

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<v Speaker 3>You see the things that we create, right essentially, like

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<v Speaker 3>that Chicago was like I think it. Chicago was like

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<v Speaker 3>you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna create the

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<v Speaker 3>most deadly virus just before or anybody else does it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, because that's what they did, right.

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<v Speaker 3>They created a I think it was a Chicago lab,

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<v Speaker 3>might have been somewhere else, but that created a virus

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<v Speaker 3>like COVID. That was if COVID is real, David, I

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't think so, So I don't know, but that if

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<v Speaker 3>you create this virus and you make it as deadly

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<v Speaker 3>as possible, which this dude, that's gain of function research, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and then just so your enemy doesn't do it first.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're doing stuff like that, So imagine what grays

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<v Speaker 3>and reptilians, if they exist, are doing. It's just like,

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<v Speaker 3>let's see if it could take like a I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>what would you even Billy? Let's just get Billy. What

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<v Speaker 3>what Billy would describe from the pictures we're showing.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? Like? What they what they're thinking? What? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What would it be? What DNA did? They is like,

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why he was on earth because he was

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<v Speaker 2>he was he was grabbing the tadpoles out of our

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<v Speaker 2>fucking ocean. He's a weird, look at you. So he

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<v Speaker 2>grabbed the tadpoles and then they went to.

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<v Speaker 3>Because yeah, I guess, and nature's like kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, they got all this from Earth. Go back to

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<v Speaker 2>that picture. I got this, They got all this, They

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<v Speaker 2>got the tadpoles, and then they found beer. Beer was

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<v Speaker 2>really enjoyable, so they all got a little chunky beer

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<v Speaker 2>about it. They also found uh, being beliemic was cool. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>so they're they're fat, but they're blimic. And then their

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<v Speaker 2>face they just saw from Halo and they're like, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, like, let's morph it that way. So one

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<v Speaker 2>dude they just put on the side of a rock

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<v Speaker 2>and hit his head with a sledgehammer for long enough

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<v Speaker 2>that it flattened out. I guess now now he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>then they just took that and like three D printed

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<v Speaker 2>it and then just made Gens a cool guy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what he thinks about cryptids all the time?

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<v Speaker 2>Where did this come from? Billy? So they were drinking

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. They found beer first, and then all of

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<v Speaker 2>the other ideas came after.

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<v Speaker 3>They were Okay, you think it's such a stupid thought,

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<v Speaker 3>but if we have crazy drugs, right, gotta take a

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<v Speaker 3>lootin at Jax all the time, Like I'm fucking always

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<v Speaker 3>on some sort of strain of mushroom. I got new

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<v Speaker 3>ones coming thrasher. I've tried all these different kinds. I'm

421
00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:10.839
<v Speaker 3>trying more and more as I go through this.

422
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<v Speaker 2>Right, and brag about being on drugs, it's a natural thing.

423
00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:15.640
<v Speaker 2>That funk.

424
00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:18.039
<v Speaker 3>You know you are fungus? Do you know you are?

425
00:21:18.039 --> 00:21:21.079
<v Speaker 3>In Your DNA can be traced back to the mushroom.

426
00:21:21.559 --> 00:21:24.279
<v Speaker 2>I take that as an insult. That's true. I'm going

427
00:21:24.359 --> 00:21:26.079
<v Speaker 2>to cancel you. We're all funding.

428
00:21:28.839 --> 00:21:32.599
<v Speaker 3>So but like it's weird, right, I was gonna say,

429
00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:36.400
<v Speaker 3>imagine what aliens have as when.

430
00:21:36.200 --> 00:21:39.680
<v Speaker 2>It comes to drugs. Check this out. It's just called

431
00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:42.960
<v Speaker 2>covid man. Yeah, yeah, that's rocks.

432
00:21:44.920 --> 00:21:47.680
<v Speaker 3>It's like that's their drug, but it fucking kills us.

433
00:21:47.680 --> 00:21:53.680
<v Speaker 3>So they're like, He's like, were guys like, yo zezo,

434
00:21:54.079 --> 00:21:57.319
<v Speaker 3>where did you leave that the vial that we were

435
00:21:57.359 --> 00:21:59.480
<v Speaker 3>drinking on. He's like, yo, I took a trip to

436
00:21:59.599 --> 00:22:02.359
<v Speaker 3>fucking Earth man out tripping balls, and I flew my

437
00:22:02.359 --> 00:22:05.920
<v Speaker 3>spaceship right into that planet, and I think I fucked up.

438
00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:09.200
<v Speaker 2>That's that's where nine to eleven. Actually, yeah, it was

439
00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:13.640
<v Speaker 2>an alien that was just loaded, so you fucking drank

440
00:22:13.680 --> 00:22:15.519
<v Speaker 2>and flow with but.

441
00:22:15.799 --> 00:22:18.519
<v Speaker 3>A few hours four teenagers in Dover claim to have

442
00:22:18.599 --> 00:22:23.359
<v Speaker 3>witnessed the horrifying creature, and all the accounts describe the

443
00:22:23.359 --> 00:22:28.880
<v Speaker 3>same thing, large glowing eyes on otherwise a blank face.

444
00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:32.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it looks like. And we'll talk

445
00:22:32.480 --> 00:22:34.119
<v Speaker 2>about why.

446
00:22:34.279 --> 00:22:38.039
<v Speaker 3>So animals, right, people saw his glowing eyes pupils, No,

447
00:22:38.079 --> 00:22:41.599
<v Speaker 3>but think about okay, think about like certain animals in darkness, right,

448
00:22:42.640 --> 00:22:47.039
<v Speaker 3>they have like a layer over their eyes, the reflex light.

449
00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:50.880
<v Speaker 2>I've seen raccoons, but.

450
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<v Speaker 3>This is what people describe this ass and I've watched

451
00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:57.880
<v Speaker 3>stuff on This is essentially that it if it is

452
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<v Speaker 3>an animal, it would be something that wouldn't be found

453
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<v Speaker 3>in Dover, in Massa to in Boston. It wouldn't be

454
00:23:04.279 --> 00:23:07.079
<v Speaker 3>an animal that has that because certain animals their eyes

455
00:23:07.119 --> 00:23:10.480
<v Speaker 3>reflect certain lights and it looks different. If you think

456
00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:14.160
<v Speaker 3>about these crazy well there's things and like it was

457
00:23:14.200 --> 00:23:16.359
<v Speaker 3>like crazy and the spider monkey. Look they have like

458
00:23:16.359 --> 00:23:20.960
<v Speaker 3>weird little hands. What's that fucking? I was like, what

459
00:23:21.079 --> 00:23:22.920
<v Speaker 3>is this thing? It's like a monkey, but it's like

460
00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:24.680
<v Speaker 3>he's a monkey?

461
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<v Speaker 2>Am I say?

462
00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:27.160
<v Speaker 3>Like there's spider monkey ones like the hole on trees

463
00:23:27.160 --> 00:23:29.599
<v Speaker 3>and they like look all scary. Oh, well, like a lemur.

464
00:23:31.119 --> 00:23:32.519
<v Speaker 3>It's like it's kind of like a monkey.

465
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<v Speaker 2>It's not.

466
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<v Speaker 3>You know, you know what I mean, those kind of animals. Anyways,

467
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<v Speaker 3>the demon is described as a great and white creature

468
00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:46.200
<v Speaker 3>or white creature, having very large eyes, glowing eyes. And

469
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<v Speaker 3>I'm nomurally long ten ten ten drill like fingers? What's

470
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<v Speaker 3>a ten drill? And I look this up really quickly

471
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<v Speaker 3>so I understand what ten. I just want to see

472
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<v Speaker 3>a trend rell trend drill now a leaf or stem

473
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<v Speaker 3>modified in a slender spiral.

474
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, they have. It's a spiral finger. It's almost

475
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<v Speaker 2>like when your nails get too long and they start curling,

476
00:24:13.640 --> 00:24:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Like that's what your finger looks like.

477
00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:21.079
<v Speaker 3>That fucking I was like, that doesn't Does that exist anymore?

478
00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:26.119
<v Speaker 2>Did you just start nineteen sentences? I probably did. That's all.

479
00:24:28.160 --> 00:24:31.000
<v Speaker 3>Ripley's believe it or not. Okay, that still happened. Do

480
00:24:31.079 --> 00:24:34.119
<v Speaker 3>people still do that stuff? Or like the Guinness World Record.

481
00:24:34.319 --> 00:24:35.039
<v Speaker 3>I haven't heard about that.

482
00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:38.440
<v Speaker 2>A long time. Yeah, Guinness World Records still exist. Yeah,

483
00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:41.759
<v Speaker 2>they didn't go bankrupt. I don't think, are you sure?

484
00:24:43.039 --> 00:24:46.920
<v Speaker 2>The To be fair, the records are getting stupid. I

485
00:24:46.960 --> 00:24:48.319
<v Speaker 2>think the last one I watched was a couple of

486
00:24:48.359 --> 00:24:51.640
<v Speaker 2>months ago, and Buddy was like, how many indoor balls

487
00:24:51.680 --> 00:24:55.480
<v Speaker 2>can I surf on without touching the ground? Oh yeah,

488
00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:59.000
<v Speaker 2>they get like, you fucking what a dumb record just

489
00:24:59.039 --> 00:25:03.119
<v Speaker 2>to be like, but to be fair, I want to

490
00:25:03.160 --> 00:25:04.680
<v Speaker 2>find something like that too, because that would be cool

491
00:25:04.680 --> 00:25:07.279
<v Speaker 2>to be like, I'm a world record holder, bitch, I

492
00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:09.319
<v Speaker 2>feel like and then you just don't tell anybody really

493
00:25:09.319 --> 00:25:11.480
<v Speaker 2>what it's is, but you're like, I'm in that book.

494
00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:15.880
<v Speaker 3>Of anyone, I know. I feel like Billy could find something.

495
00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:17.319
<v Speaker 2>That He's like, there's been a couple of things I've

496
00:25:17.359 --> 00:25:19.279
<v Speaker 2>even seen people do on like those ones. I was like,

497
00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:21.839
<v Speaker 2>I could do that better, like one hundred percent. It

498
00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:24.160
<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, that's surfing on the ball thing. It

499
00:25:24.200 --> 00:25:26.880
<v Speaker 2>was like best balance. I'm like, my balance is impeccable.

500
00:25:27.279 --> 00:25:29.319
<v Speaker 3>Really, I'm not good at that. Shits when in skateboard.

501
00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:32.680
<v Speaker 3>So I skateboard for like a year, and I fucking

502
00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:35.440
<v Speaker 3>I found drums and I was like, I would destroyed

503
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<v Speaker 3>my skateboard.

504
00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:37.720
<v Speaker 2>And then I never played drums.

505
00:25:38.119 --> 00:25:39.640
<v Speaker 3>I played drums for a while and then I just

506
00:25:39.680 --> 00:25:42.119
<v Speaker 3>got I also got to drugs.

507
00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:44.480
<v Speaker 2>And then I found drugs.

508
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<v Speaker 3>Uh for the cryptid beings is so popular the town

509
00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:52.240
<v Speaker 3>of Dover is actually very small, with the population about

510
00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:56.200
<v Speaker 3>seven thousand people. It might be more now, but it's

511
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<v Speaker 3>about some.

512
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so it's a little it's probably hick it's probably

513
00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:03.359
<v Speaker 2>a hick armtown. Yeah, okay, famous first sight.

514
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<v Speaker 3>Even over over the span of two nights in nineteen

515
00:26:07.279 --> 00:26:11.599
<v Speaker 3>ninety seven of nineteen seventy seven, sorry everybody, several teenagers

516
00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:14.240
<v Speaker 3>reported have seen a similar creature.

517
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<v Speaker 2>How convenient before cell phones.

518
00:26:16.440 --> 00:26:20.920
<v Speaker 3>And I'm just kidding, And there's still been no explanation

519
00:26:21.039 --> 00:26:21.960
<v Speaker 3>for these sightings.

520
00:26:21.960 --> 00:26:24.160
<v Speaker 2>And I always try to be the believer. And then

521
00:26:24.200 --> 00:26:24.799
<v Speaker 2>he that's.

522
00:26:26.599 --> 00:26:28.759
<v Speaker 3>If you're driving down the street and you're like, what

523
00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:31.599
<v Speaker 3>the fuck is that thing? And you're like you can't

524
00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:34.920
<v Speaker 3>comprehend what you're looking at, even though like, okay, I

525
00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:36.960
<v Speaker 3>know that's not this and this, and your brain would

526
00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:42.519
<v Speaker 3>come to rational conclusions. Even if you are even like me, okay,

527
00:26:42.559 --> 00:26:44.720
<v Speaker 3>someone like me or right that believes in the fantastical

528
00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:48.359
<v Speaker 3>stuff on earth and that anything is possible, I still

529
00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:51.799
<v Speaker 3>would look at something with a logical mind. Even when

530
00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:54.359
<v Speaker 3>I saw my shadow people experience, which has always been prevalented,

531
00:26:54.400 --> 00:26:55.759
<v Speaker 3>I was like, stop telling the story, and I'm like,

532
00:26:55.759 --> 00:26:59.000
<v Speaker 3>but it's it's something I impacted my life. I still

533
00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:01.960
<v Speaker 3>try to be like, what what could have been?

534
00:27:02.039 --> 00:27:02.920
<v Speaker 2>That? Nothing?

535
00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:05.640
<v Speaker 3>I was completely like mostly sober. I smoked a little

536
00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:08.759
<v Speaker 3>bit of it was me, yeah, standing over me, and

537
00:27:08.799 --> 00:27:11.160
<v Speaker 3>then I walked through him for some reason. But this idea,

538
00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:14.559
<v Speaker 3>like you would your mind would rationalize it, especial if

539
00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:16.839
<v Speaker 3>you're just all these cryptids that get seeing what people

540
00:27:16.880 --> 00:27:19.720
<v Speaker 3>are driving that like it just pops in the middle

541
00:27:19.759 --> 00:27:22.599
<v Speaker 3>of the street like people have seen supposed to be lockness,

542
00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:24.559
<v Speaker 3>like come across the street and stuff like that, this

543
00:27:24.680 --> 00:27:26.319
<v Speaker 3>big creature. It's like, how could you mistake that for

544
00:27:26.359 --> 00:27:26.759
<v Speaker 3>a snake?

545
00:27:27.160 --> 00:27:29.480
<v Speaker 2>At the time too, Like if I ever saw anything

546
00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:32.160
<v Speaker 2>like that, that'd be a hardcore like discussion to be like,

547
00:27:32.680 --> 00:27:35.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I'm gonna tell anybody, Yeah, and then

548
00:27:35.079 --> 00:27:37.519
<v Speaker 2>you get that idea I'm not. I'm just going to

549
00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:40.720
<v Speaker 2>shut my fucking mouth because there's no fucking way the

550
00:27:40.759 --> 00:27:42.839
<v Speaker 2>rest of my life doesn't go downhill. If I open

551
00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:43.640
<v Speaker 2>the story.

552
00:27:43.599 --> 00:27:46.000
<v Speaker 3>And then Billy's like has one of those things that

553
00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:49.559
<v Speaker 3>those wheat the farmers like chew on wheat. Yeah, he's

554
00:27:49.599 --> 00:27:51.799
<v Speaker 3>like sitting in a pastor and he's wearing overalls and

555
00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:58.400
<v Speaker 3>be like crazy.

556
00:27:57.400 --> 00:28:01.640
<v Speaker 2>No, fucking no, billy, you're just too fucking drunk. You

557
00:28:01.720 --> 00:28:04.119
<v Speaker 2>actually got fucked by a raccoon, that's how much you

558
00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:04.599
<v Speaker 2>were passing.

559
00:28:04.680 --> 00:28:07.880
<v Speaker 3>So funny how many things are like a billy name.

560
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:10.279
<v Speaker 3>I go say, we're getting all prepared for some stuff

561
00:28:10.319 --> 00:28:12.799
<v Speaker 3>to do. You guys will find out. But like with movies,

562
00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:14.960
<v Speaker 3>or we're surrounding some horror movies with the Christmas and

563
00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:15.599
<v Speaker 3>there's a.

564
00:28:15.559 --> 00:28:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Lot of billies in that.

565
00:28:16.359 --> 00:28:18.960
<v Speaker 3>Fucking a lot of billies out there that do a

566
00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:19.920
<v Speaker 3>lot of crazy things.

567
00:28:20.160 --> 00:28:24.240
<v Speaker 2>These are fucking icons, man. So there's still long explanation

568
00:28:24.279 --> 00:28:25.160
<v Speaker 2>for these sightings.

569
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:28.799
<v Speaker 3>The Bizarre Tale begins at ten thirty two pm on

570
00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:30.319
<v Speaker 3>April twenty first.

571
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<v Speaker 2>Ten thirty two pm. October thirtieth, two pm.

572
00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:38.920
<v Speaker 3>No, ten thirty two pm, like literally to the minute.

573
00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:41.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh, ten thirty two Oh okay, got you okay, got

574
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:42.640
<v Speaker 2>you okay?

575
00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:47.079
<v Speaker 3>On April twenty first, a day after Hitler's birthday or

576
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:51.119
<v Speaker 3>for twenty for everybody, which I'm excited for that we're

577
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:52.920
<v Speaker 3>doing a live special. You should be part of it,

578
00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:54.720
<v Speaker 3>but I.

579
00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:58.599
<v Speaker 2>Know I'll drink. It can also be about drinking, because

580
00:28:58.640 --> 00:29:01.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm not fucking smoking weedle you that much, and uh.

581
00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:03.240
<v Speaker 3>And we're trying to keep things timeless, but I'm gonna

582
00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:06.279
<v Speaker 3>mention anyway is four four twenty because now we're connected

583
00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:08.920
<v Speaker 3>with Aaron doing his horror podcast. I've never seen this

584
00:29:09.000 --> 00:29:11.880
<v Speaker 3>movie called Evil Bong and there's like five of them

585
00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:15.319
<v Speaker 3>where this bong kills people, and I'm like, that's gonna

586
00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:16.680
<v Speaker 3>be so much fun to.

587
00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:20.079
<v Speaker 2>Talk kills people still today. Kills all the determination, all

588
00:29:20.160 --> 00:29:23.319
<v Speaker 2>their efforts, all their motivation, makes them stuck in their

589
00:29:23.359 --> 00:29:26.279
<v Speaker 2>fucking shitty situations. It makes them feel good about themselves.

590
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:28.720
<v Speaker 3>Only people that have terrible mental health, but people that

591
00:29:28.759 --> 00:29:31.079
<v Speaker 3>have good mental health. It can look at Seth Rogan,

592
00:29:31.119 --> 00:29:33.720
<v Speaker 3>He's got long assed fingernails for some reason, making.

593
00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Because he keeps forgetting to fucking trim them because he's high.

594
00:29:39.119 --> 00:29:44.400
<v Speaker 3>So this is even crazier. On April twenty, first three

595
00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:48.000
<v Speaker 3>seventeen year olds. Can you guess the first one's name?

596
00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:53.880
<v Speaker 3>Billy Bill Bill Bartlett. Oh, Bill Bartlett.

597
00:29:53.880 --> 00:29:57.400
<v Speaker 2>Sounds like he's been through the fucking ringer Bill Bartlett.

598
00:29:57.400 --> 00:30:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Bill Bartlett got beat up by his dad. That's what

599
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:02.960
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say. Literally, I was gonna be like, yeah,

600
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:04.039
<v Speaker 2>he got beat by his father.

601
00:30:05.440 --> 00:30:09.440
<v Speaker 3>Mike uh mas a CoA just come on, tell me

602
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:15.559
<v Speaker 3>what mas oh CoA because I go, ah, that's fair,

603
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:18.640
<v Speaker 3>or like doing fucking.

604
00:30:19.200 --> 00:30:21.480
<v Speaker 2>That's fair, that's not that's not a ridiculous pronunciation. I

605
00:30:21.480 --> 00:30:22.160
<v Speaker 2>don't know if it's right.

606
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:26.720
<v Speaker 3>Mike whatever, Andy Browdie again, don't name your kid with

607
00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:29.160
<v Speaker 3>two first names. It's a big problem.

608
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:33.559
<v Speaker 2>You can't. You can't change your last name though. How

609
00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:35.240
<v Speaker 2>do you not name your kid two first names? If

610
00:30:35.240 --> 00:30:36.599
<v Speaker 2>your last name is the first name, you have to

611
00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:38.279
<v Speaker 2>name his first name and last name, and then it's

612
00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:40.440
<v Speaker 2>fucking weird. And then you get kids.

613
00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:45.359
<v Speaker 3>Naming yeah last name like a Rick, like fucking probably somewhere.

614
00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:50.480
<v Speaker 2>If you're Mike Rick, reach out give you.

615
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:52.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. No one's still got your gift card from like

616
00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:53.000
<v Speaker 3>how long ago?

617
00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:56.759
<v Speaker 2>So no one got my get Oh they did. I

618
00:30:56.839 --> 00:30:59.640
<v Speaker 2>just never fucking sent it. I'm so sorry. Oh my god,

619
00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:02.960
<v Speaker 2>did I ever get the information for that? No? You

620
00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:05.160
<v Speaker 2>don't you remember what episode that was? It was? Can

621
00:31:05.200 --> 00:31:06.759
<v Speaker 2>you tell? I think it was when I said I

622
00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:11.960
<v Speaker 2>shipped my pants. How'd you remember that? Because I remember things?

623
00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:15.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's crazy, don't I don't remember anything? Mushroom crazy?

624
00:31:16.440 --> 00:31:18.039
<v Speaker 2>No, it's yeah, I was on a ship my pants,

625
00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:20.920
<v Speaker 2>he said, somebody actually did find it, and then I said,

626
00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:24.200
<v Speaker 2>that's fucking crazy, and then that's the end. That's as

627
00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:26.759
<v Speaker 2>far as that went. I don't think that went anywhere.

628
00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh I think I owe him like fiftyear one hundred bucks.

629
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:34.240
<v Speaker 3>You said, you said fifty buckshot that they want to

630
00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:34.559
<v Speaker 3>go to.

631
00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:37.279
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I did more than that. I probably

632
00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:39.559
<v Speaker 2>said one hundred. No, you said fifty. Was it only fifty?

633
00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Well for the delay, We'll give you one hundred if

634
00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:44.440
<v Speaker 2>anyone can reach back out and do that, because I

635
00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:45.559
<v Speaker 2>totally it.

636
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:47.519
<v Speaker 3>Was crazy how long me and Billy would be doing

637
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:50.359
<v Speaker 3>this show. Specifically. You feel bad, man, I feel really bad.

638
00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:51.799
<v Speaker 3>Somebody went out of the way to find that, and

639
00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:55.079
<v Speaker 3>I just fucked off. So the all three, all three

640
00:31:55.079 --> 00:31:58.720
<v Speaker 3>of these seventeen year olds, they're driving, okay, nineteen seventy seven,

641
00:31:58.720 --> 00:32:01.000
<v Speaker 3>they're probably smoking cigarette. What do you think these guys

642
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:03.599
<v Speaker 3>are doing in nineteen seventy seven, smokes cigarettes.

643
00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:07.559
<v Speaker 2>Complaining that their dad didn't get them the brand new

644
00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Dodge Challenger.

645
00:32:09.720 --> 00:32:12.079
<v Speaker 3>They're driving north on farm streets and I got this

646
00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:15.799
<v Speaker 3>shitty beetle Billy Bartlett, who is behind the wheel of

647
00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:16.680
<v Speaker 3>the Volts Wagon.

648
00:32:16.759 --> 00:32:19.039
<v Speaker 2>Of course, Billy Bartlet spots. He's the fucking leader of.

649
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:21.359
<v Speaker 3>The sports something spots.

650
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's a volts, I can say it.

651
00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:25.240
<v Speaker 2>I just made a joke about them being in a

652
00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:28.720
<v Speaker 2>shitty beetle. That's okay, never mind you didn't catch it,

653
00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:31.680
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, sports spots.

654
00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:37.480
<v Speaker 3>Sports spots. Something creepy along a low wall of loose

655
00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:40.519
<v Speaker 3>stone on the side of the road. At first, he

656
00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:43.799
<v Speaker 3>thinks the image is a dog or a cat until

657
00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:49.640
<v Speaker 3>his headline headlights shine on it. Then he realizes it's

658
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:52.039
<v Speaker 3>nothing he's ever seen.

659
00:32:53.400 --> 00:33:00.319
<v Speaker 2>Before. That. So we said this town had seven thousand people. Yeah,

660
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:02.720
<v Speaker 2>you're seventeen years old. There's probably a lot of things

661
00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:05.319
<v Speaker 2>you haven't seen before. Could have been a fucking coon.

662
00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they didn't have much of a raccoon problem. You

663
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:13.279
<v Speaker 2>can't say that, call it raccoon a coon? Yeah, why,

664
00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:20.200
<v Speaker 2>I guess, don't putting us on it. You can't. When

665
00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:23.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about a raccoon, I can call them coons.

666
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:26.400
<v Speaker 3>Do you remember? Uh, this is a stupid tangent story.

667
00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:28.880
<v Speaker 3>But you remember Joe, the one that changed David ikes

668
00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:29.400
<v Speaker 3>tod say.

669
00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:31.680
<v Speaker 2>He's dead. Yeah, so someone we worked with.

670
00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:34.720
<v Speaker 3>If you don't know the story, I've been into David

671
00:33:34.759 --> 00:33:35.720
<v Speaker 3>Ike for a very long time.

672
00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:37.720
<v Speaker 2>They know the story. Anyone who's listened. I brought this

673
00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:38.240
<v Speaker 2>up like nine.

674
00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:41.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they changed essentially said Dave was dead. I was

675
00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:43.759
<v Speaker 3>sad about it, and uh he said that he was

676
00:33:43.799 --> 00:33:46.920
<v Speaker 3>in Chicago and his wife was like, yeah, those coons

677
00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:50.000
<v Speaker 3>are such a fucking problem. And then he was like,

678
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:53.119
<v Speaker 3>don't say that. It like is they were like in

679
00:33:53.160 --> 00:33:55.640
<v Speaker 3>a Walmart or something, and he's like, you gotta be

680
00:33:55.640 --> 00:33:57.920
<v Speaker 3>careful what you say in public because some people can

681
00:33:57.960 --> 00:33:58.759
<v Speaker 3>take it the wrong way.

682
00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:03.079
<v Speaker 2>Gun take it the fucking wrong blue hair screaming, would

683
00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:05.119
<v Speaker 2>you ask me? Sorry, what was that? I said? Those

684
00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:05.720
<v Speaker 2>raccoons are.

685
00:34:07.240 --> 00:34:10.079
<v Speaker 3>Someone just pulls out a picket sign from their ass

686
00:34:10.199 --> 00:34:11.920
<v Speaker 3>and was like, I don't like this. And all of

687
00:34:11.960 --> 00:34:13.280
<v Speaker 3>a sudden you look at them and their hair was

688
00:34:13.320 --> 00:34:14.599
<v Speaker 3>brown before and then it turns.

689
00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:19.760
<v Speaker 2>Blue and green. And they got all the every march

690
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:22.199
<v Speaker 2>they step sounds like a rattler because they got all

691
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:27.440
<v Speaker 2>their anti de pressens in their podcast like that, I

692
00:34:27.559 --> 00:34:33.239
<v Speaker 2>saw you hear a march and you hear that so

693
00:34:33.360 --> 00:34:36.559
<v Speaker 2>as he's like, so, the figure slowly turns its head

694
00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:39.440
<v Speaker 2>and stares into the lights. It's two large eyes and

695
00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:45.199
<v Speaker 2>around glassy. I I lid liss eyes. That's a weird word.

696
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:48.360
<v Speaker 2>I lid list that is a fucking that's a tongue twister.

697
00:34:48.880 --> 00:34:53.239
<v Speaker 2>I lid liss eyes. Crazy, man, he's got no eyelids.

698
00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:56.000
<v Speaker 2>How does he keep that ship moist? So why is

699
00:34:56.039 --> 00:34:57.760
<v Speaker 2>he staring in his mirror if he's trying to look

700
00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:02.239
<v Speaker 2>at the guy showing images like look how big my

701
00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:04.400
<v Speaker 2>eyes on it? And it looks like Billy.

702
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:13.360
<v Speaker 3>So stupid, so stupid, shining brightly like two orange marbles.

703
00:35:13.480 --> 00:35:16.360
<v Speaker 3>It's water melon shaped head resting on the top of

704
00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:20.800
<v Speaker 3>its thin neck, and uh, it's is the Its thin

705
00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:22.840
<v Speaker 3>neck is like the size of like the rest of

706
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:27.679
<v Speaker 3>its body, except for its oversized head. The creature is thin,

707
00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:34.119
<v Speaker 3>with long, spindly arms and legs and large hands and feet, so.

708
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:36.159
<v Speaker 2>He probably doesn't have any bones out of his fucking

709
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:43.360
<v Speaker 2>arms spindily. Yeah. I fucking that pictures so often it's

710
00:35:43.400 --> 00:35:44.840
<v Speaker 2>like I can draw one too.

711
00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:46.400
<v Speaker 3>So.

712
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Uh, the skin is hairless, peach colored.

713
00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:57.559
<v Speaker 3>And I know there's different interpretations of this crater. Okay,

714
00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:02.000
<v Speaker 3>it appears to have rough texture like wet sand paper.

715
00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:03.119
<v Speaker 2>A reptile.

716
00:36:03.800 --> 00:36:09.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's an experiment from the Rep. Billy Bartlett subsequently

717
00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:12.719
<v Speaker 3>tells cryptozoologist Lauren.

718
00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:16.679
<v Speaker 2>Coleman, there's a fucking job for this. Why are you

719
00:36:16.760 --> 00:36:20.159
<v Speaker 2>not doing it? I wish I could a cryptid zoologist

720
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:22.079
<v Speaker 2>if I was rich Man. You have no idea what

721
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:23.679
<v Speaker 2>I'd be doing. I mean, you know, I would. It

722
00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:27.440
<v Speaker 2>sounds like she's getting paid lor it is Laura a

723
00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:29.599
<v Speaker 2>crypti zoologists. Why don't you go look that up see

724
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:33.800
<v Speaker 2>if you can become one. That'd be cool. That'd be

725
00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:36.639
<v Speaker 2>clod job for you. You probably like that. I would, But

726
00:36:36.679 --> 00:36:38.519
<v Speaker 2>the thing is you get to have money for it too,

727
00:36:38.559 --> 00:36:40.840
<v Speaker 2>and like, no, maybe you don't. Maybe maybe it's a

728
00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:41.559
<v Speaker 2>very demand.

729
00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:43.599
<v Speaker 3>I love Jack Osbourne.

730
00:36:43.639 --> 00:36:45.159
<v Speaker 2>I would love to eventually get him on the show.

731
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:47.320
<v Speaker 3>I can probably get Katrina on because I've known someone

732
00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:49.039
<v Speaker 3>else who's been connected and done stuff with her.

733
00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:50.239
<v Speaker 2>She has like haunting stuff.

734
00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:52.519
<v Speaker 3>He does tons of stuff. That's what I would be doing.

735
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:54.760
<v Speaker 3>He has like money, and he has tons of shows.

736
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:57.079
<v Speaker 3>He's hunting for ghosts numerous times, tons of different people.

737
00:36:57.239 --> 00:37:00.320
<v Speaker 2>He's doing what I'm saying. It's not what I'm saying

738
00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:02.760
<v Speaker 2>that I'm saying. It sounds like this is a legit job,

739
00:37:03.480 --> 00:37:05.280
<v Speaker 2>like you need money for it, like you, we can

740
00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:08.719
<v Speaker 2>apply and I want to be your news zoologist.

741
00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:10.039
<v Speaker 3>Passion project for this, and.

742
00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Then you leave down your fucking well. Okay, so she

743
00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:14.159
<v Speaker 2>just gave herself that title, then that's not a title

744
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:16.079
<v Speaker 2>if you're not getting paid for that, or you didn't

745
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:20.679
<v Speaker 2>guess get educated. This is a guy I think said

746
00:37:20.679 --> 00:37:23.559
<v Speaker 2>her name is Laura. It is Lauren l O r

747
00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:29.039
<v Speaker 2>e n. Lauren is Laurening. Oh guy name, I guess

748
00:37:29.079 --> 00:37:30.440
<v Speaker 2>I could be Spanish.

749
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:35.360
<v Speaker 3>Or fucking look at British people. Ashley Stacey is like,

750
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:38.119
<v Speaker 3>can be a fucking Oh, it's weird.

751
00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:43.159
<v Speaker 2>It's not weird that Tom Tom's my grandmother.

752
00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:49.119
<v Speaker 3>Thomasina is a Spanish name for a woman standing no

753
00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:52.239
<v Speaker 3>more than three and a half to four feet tall.

754
00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:54.559
<v Speaker 3>The figure is shaped like, Oh, I kicked the fun

755
00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:56.519
<v Speaker 3>out of it. I know the baby that was like

756
00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:59.480
<v Speaker 3>the baby the figure of shape. I at baby's body

757
00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:01.400
<v Speaker 3>with long arms and legs.

758
00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:04.360
<v Speaker 2>So imagine a baby the baby.

759
00:38:04.480 --> 00:38:08.119
<v Speaker 3>Imagine a baby, right, but it's got long ass arms

760
00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:12.639
<v Speaker 3>and legs. Aborted, Okay, it had It had been making

761
00:38:12.639 --> 00:38:16.199
<v Speaker 3>its way along the wall his long fingers and curled

762
00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:21.360
<v Speaker 3>around the rocks when the lights lights surprised it. Billy

763
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:24.239
<v Speaker 3>witnessed a creature standing on the wall and his eyes

764
00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:27.000
<v Speaker 3>glowing in the headlights. It was not a dog or cat.

765
00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:29.480
<v Speaker 3>It had no tail, It had an egg shaped head.

766
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:35.800
<v Speaker 3>Billy drops his friends off and goes to fighting. Only

767
00:38:35.800 --> 00:38:39.000
<v Speaker 3>mentions really Billy and his experience, I'm sure they saw

768
00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:44.079
<v Speaker 3>it too, but look, fuck it Wallpool Street home to

769
00:38:44.199 --> 00:38:48.519
<v Speaker 3>his Wallpools. I don't know where that is sure visibly upset,

770
00:38:48.599 --> 00:38:50.840
<v Speaker 3>he walks through the door and his father asked him

771
00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:55.880
<v Speaker 3>what's wrong. Billy relates the story and later sketches what

772
00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:56.880
<v Speaker 3>he has been shown.

773
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:01.559
<v Speaker 2>Sketch is that what the green on? Bro? Why are

774
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:05.239
<v Speaker 2>these guys like actually good at drawing? That's good. That's

775
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:07.519
<v Speaker 2>good to me. That's way better than I could fucking

776
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:07.920
<v Speaker 2>do it.

777
00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:10.840
<v Speaker 3>So we're showing Billy's drawing. There is another drawing that

778
00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:15.000
<v Speaker 3>comes later for the two people that primarily have witnessed

779
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:17.440
<v Speaker 3>this creature that made it the phenomenon it was.

780
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:21.719
<v Speaker 2>I can't read can you read that text? Oh? Fuck no?

781
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:23.440
<v Speaker 2>Can you read it on your computer? Can you see

782
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:24.800
<v Speaker 2>it on your computer? No? No? Even advice?

783
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:30.119
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Billy Bartlet I see his name. So it's

784
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:32.039
<v Speaker 3>the famous drawing of the Dover Demon. Where he's like

785
00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:34.079
<v Speaker 3>kind of on the rocks with Billy and this is

786
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:36.239
<v Speaker 3>what he drew. This is what he saw with his

787
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:38.480
<v Speaker 3>fucking car headlights. And he's like, I don't know what

788
00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:40.199
<v Speaker 3>it is. This is what I saw. And he's a

789
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:45.159
<v Speaker 3>seventeen year old kid. Oh, he saw his first hobos.

790
00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:46.000
<v Speaker 3>This is what they look like.

791
00:39:46.159 --> 00:39:52.000
<v Speaker 2>His first midget hobo is his first anti exec probably,

792
00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:57.559
<v Speaker 2>if you think about it, probably so bad. Man, that's bad.

793
00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:04.480
<v Speaker 2>There are you being discriminatory against interrogatory the discriminatory against

794
00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:08.599
<v Speaker 2>anerexic midget hoboes. Billy ray Cyrus is the first thing

795
00:40:08.639 --> 00:40:11.239
<v Speaker 2>that pops up on Google and you type Billy, Uh,

796
00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:14.360
<v Speaker 2>there's there's a picture of this kid. I'm trying to

797
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:16.880
<v Speaker 2>bring it up for Billy. I know what you mean.

798
00:40:17.960 --> 00:40:21.519
<v Speaker 3>Around midnight, fifteen year old John Baxter leaves his girlfriend

799
00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:28.280
<v Speaker 3>Kathy Cornan's house at the south end of Miller high Road.

800
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Why did you look at me? Like? I was like, oh,

801
00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:37.239
<v Speaker 2>because I was like I was he Oh my god, no, no, buddy,

802
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:40.480
<v Speaker 2>he left from It's like we drink on the show.

803
00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:43.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, yeah, so what if other shows can pronounce

804
00:40:43.039 --> 00:40:46.280
<v Speaker 3>their ship properly? All the shows drinking like straight whiskey

805
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:48.760
<v Speaker 3>and on mushrooms and smoking weed and shit.

806
00:40:48.679 --> 00:40:51.639
<v Speaker 2>You didn't you didn't mispronounce anything. So he left in

807
00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:53.119
<v Speaker 2>the south side of Miller's Side Road.

808
00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:57.639
<v Speaker 3>No, and he left his girlfriend's Kathy Corn and Corney.

809
00:40:57.920 --> 00:41:00.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's why you were looking at me. You're like

810
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:04.079
<v Speaker 2>he did here look at me. You're like he left

811
00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:09.119
<v Speaker 2>from Miller's Side Road and you're like, oh my god,

812
00:41:09.559 --> 00:41:11.480
<v Speaker 2>not north side. If he came for the north side,

813
00:41:11.519 --> 00:41:14.360
<v Speaker 2>this would have been like way more like reasonable. But

814
00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:19.039
<v Speaker 2>he went all the way south side side. Fuck cryptis

815
00:41:19.039 --> 00:41:21.400
<v Speaker 2>hanging out in the fucking boonies.

816
00:41:21.079 --> 00:41:23.400
<v Speaker 3>And there's not too much to this. There's two witnesses

817
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:23.800
<v Speaker 3>that season.

818
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:26.159
<v Speaker 2>Is there even a south side and a seven thousand

819
00:41:26.199 --> 00:41:29.320
<v Speaker 2>person town? I guess technically, but not really. It takes

820
00:41:29.320 --> 00:41:30.800
<v Speaker 2>two minutes to drive to the north.

821
00:41:33.840 --> 00:41:35.480
<v Speaker 3>Smokes a weed on this fucking episode.

822
00:41:35.559 --> 00:41:37.679
<v Speaker 2>This is uh ah, yeah, more drugs. Let's go.

823
00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:42.480
<v Speaker 3>More drugs, all right. So it's a good it's a

824
00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:46.199
<v Speaker 3>hotney oil. I like to spend it a lot. It's good.

825
00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:48.440
<v Speaker 3>I haven't had oil a long time. Some of the

826
00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:50.719
<v Speaker 3>fucking Pengin getting out of oil in them when he

827
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:54.519
<v Speaker 3>mostly to concentrates fun stuff. So then Baxter John Baxter

828
00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:56.719
<v Speaker 3>starts walking up the street from his like on his

829
00:41:56.760 --> 00:42:00.480
<v Speaker 3>way home. You know, we lease his girlfriend house. You know,

830
00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:04.960
<v Speaker 3>can you describe uh John for all the listeners.

831
00:42:04.559 --> 00:42:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Billy H. John looks like Eddie van Halen when he

832
00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:13.360
<v Speaker 2>was like fourteen. Yeah, that's actually good. He's he's also

833
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:20.199
<v Speaker 2>like actually for the time era super infit like on

834
00:42:20.679 --> 00:42:23.519
<v Speaker 2>like that a body like that's like fucking muscular. Back then,

835
00:42:24.559 --> 00:42:27.800
<v Speaker 2>whatever happened to that? What it's being skinny? Yeah, back

836
00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:31.599
<v Speaker 2>in the seventies, man, I'd be so normal, Like nobody

837
00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:33.440
<v Speaker 2>like that wouldn't even be a thought. Nobody'd be like

838
00:42:33.480 --> 00:42:36.239
<v Speaker 2>that guy's skinny, Like that guy's normal. Isn't that Kay,

839
00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:37.000
<v Speaker 2>that's a true thing.

840
00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:39.800
<v Speaker 3>Okay, it is okay listen to me, Like, and I'm

841
00:42:39.920 --> 00:42:42.440
<v Speaker 3>I am, I'm overwakes. I drink beer and shit like

842
00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:47.559
<v Speaker 3>that your metabolism. Different people like me existed for sure,

843
00:42:47.920 --> 00:42:50.320
<v Speaker 3>But if you look back in the seventies and eighties,

844
00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:52.960
<v Speaker 3>most people were I was also when I was a teenager,

845
00:42:53.239 --> 00:42:56.679
<v Speaker 3>I was skinny. I can show pictures I was like,

846
00:42:56.719 --> 00:42:59.800
<v Speaker 3>I was also doing drugs and stuff.

847
00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:02.440
<v Speaker 2>But I like, if you think about.

848
00:43:02.280 --> 00:43:03.800
<v Speaker 3>The eighties, a lot of times, and like they're not

849
00:43:03.880 --> 00:43:07.360
<v Speaker 3>eating the process crap we are even in the seventies six,

850
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:08.679
<v Speaker 3>because like this is the seventies.

851
00:43:09.719 --> 00:43:11.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a lot more whole thing anyway, Like.

852
00:43:11.800 --> 00:43:15.320
<v Speaker 3>Everyone's eating McDonald's and shit nowadays, Like even like restaurants

853
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:18.039
<v Speaker 3>are popping up like that, but they still weren't as processed.

854
00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:20.519
<v Speaker 3>You make a good point because when you're really dive

855
00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:22.639
<v Speaker 3>in that thought of like why do we all look

856
00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:25.400
<v Speaker 3>unhealthy nowadays? Oh, it's because all the shit that we're

857
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:27.960
<v Speaker 3>eating that is pushed by Yeah.

858
00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:31.159
<v Speaker 2>So I like, uh so, what I took out of

859
00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:33.880
<v Speaker 2>that story was my body's immortal.

860
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:36.679
<v Speaker 3>And uh I rely will say that I'm so scared

861
00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:39.079
<v Speaker 3>that I'm going to talk about you dying. Or I

862
00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:41.719
<v Speaker 3>made a joke that uh way, I made a joke

863
00:43:41.760 --> 00:43:43.519
<v Speaker 3>that was like one day Billy's brain will break and

864
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:45.159
<v Speaker 3>he will become a serial killer. I made a joke

865
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:46.639
<v Speaker 3>about yother damer episode just.

866
00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:49.360
<v Speaker 2>So you know, I'm not that BA is not off

867
00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:53.880
<v Speaker 2>the table so crazy. I don't know. Everything's funny right now.

868
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:55.639
<v Speaker 2>Let's just ride this out to see where it goes.

869
00:43:55.840 --> 00:44:01.039
<v Speaker 3>So he's walking half an hour later, Okay, he walked

870
00:44:01.119 --> 00:44:04.360
<v Speaker 3>about a mile which I have done.

871
00:44:04.440 --> 00:44:08.000
<v Speaker 2>Have you done that for a girl? Ever? Walking a mile?

872
00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:09.639
<v Speaker 3>Walked at half an hour for a girl?

873
00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:15.079
<v Speaker 2>Dude? I walked an hour daily every single day. Was

874
00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:18.000
<v Speaker 2>fifty minutes to school, an hour and a half to

875
00:44:18.039 --> 00:44:18.840
<v Speaker 2>switch la.

876
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:22.679
<v Speaker 3>And then forty five minutes back talking about Oh yeah,

877
00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:25.800
<v Speaker 3>it's funny. I'm talking about if you if did you

878
00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:27.199
<v Speaker 3>ever do that for a girl?

879
00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I fucking walked to Saint George from Paris.

880
00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:32.719
<v Speaker 3>When are you a funny story about Saint George?

881
00:44:33.559 --> 00:44:35.400
<v Speaker 2>What's that? That took me like six hours of the day?

882
00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:38.039
<v Speaker 3>Aim and the kid that SHOWBANDA used the Ouiji boy. Right,

883
00:44:38.239 --> 00:44:40.199
<v Speaker 3>I was talking this chick Ashley at the time, and

884
00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:43.840
<v Speaker 3>this chick Amber, I think I was dating Amber at

885
00:44:43.880 --> 00:44:45.840
<v Speaker 3>the time. She was super square and didn't turn into

886
00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:52.119
<v Speaker 3>be this fucking huge sluduh. But we walked from uh

887
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:54.760
<v Speaker 3>Saint George like the outskirts and this is a small

888
00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:58.199
<v Speaker 3>town essentially, and we walked for and the thing is

889
00:44:58.199 --> 00:45:01.400
<v Speaker 3>it was snowing and it was like shitty out and

890
00:45:01.559 --> 00:45:03.360
<v Speaker 3>he kept telling me, He's like, we got to hide

891
00:45:03.360 --> 00:45:06.559
<v Speaker 3>from cars because if we get caught outside we're teenagers,

892
00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:09.679
<v Speaker 3>the cops will take us back home. And I'm like

893
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:11.480
<v Speaker 3>he was older than me. I was like, I don't know,

894
00:45:11.760 --> 00:45:15.760
<v Speaker 3>fourteen and this kid's like that. And then we still

895
00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:17.480
<v Speaker 3>were hiding in the snow. Every time we see a car,

896
00:45:17.480 --> 00:45:18.719
<v Speaker 3>we're jumping in the snow bank.

897
00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:19.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

898
00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:22.039
<v Speaker 3>And then we and they're like, come see us, we'll

899
00:45:22.079 --> 00:45:24.880
<v Speaker 3>hang out, Come see us, and we go there. I

900
00:45:24.920 --> 00:45:27.599
<v Speaker 3>see her for five minutes. She barely gives me a

901
00:45:27.639 --> 00:45:29.199
<v Speaker 3>peck on the cheek. I'm like, man, I came here

902
00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:32.159
<v Speaker 3>for a fucking hand job or something. Give me something.

903
00:45:32.519 --> 00:45:35.239
<v Speaker 3>I walked. It took us forty five minutes.

904
00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's the definition of uh. Tom thinks he's owed something.

905
00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:43.440
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, I was like, come on like

906
00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:46.199
<v Speaker 3>and they're like, this is back with MSN. And then

907
00:45:46.599 --> 00:45:49.079
<v Speaker 3>we walked back and didn't hide in the thing, like

908
00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:51.400
<v Speaker 3>we didn't jump in the snowbank for We just walked back.

909
00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:53.960
<v Speaker 3>No car gave a shit that two kids were walking

910
00:45:53.960 --> 00:45:56.920
<v Speaker 3>on a highway like nobody cared well, like a stretch

911
00:45:56.920 --> 00:45:59.000
<v Speaker 3>of road that would be equivalent to.

912
00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Like the country country road.

913
00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:02.159
<v Speaker 3>And it was like it was like, I was like,

914
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:04.000
<v Speaker 3>why did you make me jump on the fucking snow

915
00:46:04.039 --> 00:46:07.519
<v Speaker 3>bank for? And it took us literally twenty minutes longer

916
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:10.039
<v Speaker 3>than what it would have if we just walk there,

917
00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:12.000
<v Speaker 3>and maybe I could have got a hand job.

918
00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Man, things you do you're still you're still better. Things

919
00:46:17.239 --> 00:46:19.559
<v Speaker 2>you do, you're better about that day. I'm still holding

920
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:20.880
<v Speaker 2>on some resentment.

921
00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:23.400
<v Speaker 3>So fucking funny, I'm like, so stupid. Why we jumping

922
00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:26.599
<v Speaker 3>in snow banks when cars come, so fucking dumb because

923
00:46:26.639 --> 00:46:27.639
<v Speaker 3>they're gonna take us away.

924
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:29.480
<v Speaker 2>I remember the days of being like that young and

925
00:46:29.480 --> 00:46:31.960
<v Speaker 2>like you had a girlfriend, but yeah, you never even

926
00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:37.400
<v Speaker 2>you never even matter, like actually oh on MSN, Yeah,

927
00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:40.599
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah MSN. And that was on Facebook, like really

928
00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:42.119
<v Speaker 2>first started.

929
00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:45.199
<v Speaker 3>That happened to us. I was talking this chick all

930
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:49.519
<v Speaker 3>the time. Yeah, and we went to we went to

931
00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:51.360
<v Speaker 3>some small town del High you know where it is.

932
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

933
00:46:53.480 --> 00:46:56.760
<v Speaker 3>I showed up and she did not look like she

934
00:46:57.280 --> 00:46:57.719
<v Speaker 3>looked like.

935
00:46:57.639 --> 00:47:01.000
<v Speaker 2>I got catfish, you know, she got cat with.

936
00:47:02.960 --> 00:47:06.719
<v Speaker 3>Five pounds of acne. Like it was like, we're like,

937
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:09.079
<v Speaker 3>she must have filtered or something. And we went there

938
00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:10.519
<v Speaker 3>and the we ended up hanging out with other chicks

939
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:13.320
<v Speaker 3>and uh, funny story. I'm sorry because this show does

940
00:47:13.400 --> 00:47:15.800
<v Speaker 3>have banter because it's not a huge case. It's a

941
00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:17.920
<v Speaker 3>lot of acne and she was like very like nerdy,

942
00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:20.039
<v Speaker 3>like hey, hey, like hey guys, and we were like

943
00:47:20.079 --> 00:47:23.000
<v Speaker 3>I went with Lawrence, a buddy that Billy knows, and

944
00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:24.880
<v Speaker 3>my buddy Christian. We showed up and my mom bought

945
00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:28.440
<v Speaker 3>us do rags. She's like here when you picked us

946
00:47:28.480 --> 00:47:30.360
<v Speaker 3>up later on, She's like here, I found these at

947
00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:32.800
<v Speaker 3>a corner store. I thought you guys would like these.

948
00:47:33.199 --> 00:47:35.079
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, so you bought us do rags?

949
00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:39.719
<v Speaker 3>Is that fucking funny? Is that fucking funny? And we

950
00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:42.400
<v Speaker 3>went like going to this idea of like, oh, I'm

951
00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:44.360
<v Speaker 3>mean in this chick that like I've i've I've seen

952
00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:47.719
<v Speaker 3>on webcam I talked on MSN.

953
00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:50.159
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember it? Do you remember changing your your

954
00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:53.519
<v Speaker 2>title to something super passive aggressive when you're mad at somebody?

955
00:47:54.599 --> 00:47:57.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, the fucking angst. I love it. I

956
00:47:57.159 --> 00:48:00.199
<v Speaker 2>miss it. I'd have a fight with somebody you ask,

957
00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:01.719
<v Speaker 2>got a girl and maybe she wasn't into you, and

958
00:48:01.800 --> 00:48:05.559
<v Speaker 2>then your like immediate title was like whatever, not worth

959
00:48:05.599 --> 00:48:09.440
<v Speaker 2>it anyway.

960
00:48:07.920 --> 00:48:09.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's true or some like emotion.

961
00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:12.800
<v Speaker 2>A fucking emo song. Oh my god, I remember Note

962
00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:16.719
<v Speaker 2>to South. I remember, uh uh fuck? What was the song?

963
00:48:16.760 --> 00:48:18.559
<v Speaker 2>Somebody put a song in their title, and I thought,

964
00:48:18.599 --> 00:48:21.239
<v Speaker 2>and I spread a rumor that they were suicidal because

965
00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I thought I thought, I thought they were gonna kill themselves.

966
00:48:27.719 --> 00:48:30.079
<v Speaker 2>What did they put in their fucking so? How do

967
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:32.760
<v Speaker 2>we all looking looking back on this too? Like my

968
00:48:33.280 --> 00:48:35.920
<v Speaker 2>course of action was not to reach out. It was, oh,

969
00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:40.199
<v Speaker 2>that's crazy. Wonder what Kyle thinks about? What the fuck?

970
00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:45.360
<v Speaker 2>Was it? Cute without the E? Maybe? Oh yes, yeah

971
00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:47.559
<v Speaker 2>they put they put cute without the E? And I

972
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:51.000
<v Speaker 2>was like, you want to cut yourself. It's a taking

973
00:48:51.039 --> 00:48:51.960
<v Speaker 2>back Sunday song.

974
00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:53.159
<v Speaker 3>I love that song.

975
00:48:53.199 --> 00:48:55.599
<v Speaker 2>Actually, go always go back, I go back that that

976
00:48:55.679 --> 00:48:56.840
<v Speaker 2>is That's a that's a banger.

977
00:48:56.880 --> 00:49:00.599
<v Speaker 3>Demoned Dover and Million Tom's memories of being kids with M.

978
00:49:00.679 --> 00:49:02.800
<v Speaker 3>S N. Because that's essentially where this is going. But

979
00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:05.000
<v Speaker 3>like this idea, like it just made me think of

980
00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:07.039
<v Speaker 3>it because like, this guy walked half an hour to

981
00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:11.960
<v Speaker 3>see his girlfriend. That's that's the idea. And he's walking home, right, it's.

982
00:49:11.840 --> 00:49:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Only an hour. Grow up, this is even he is only.

983
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:23.800
<v Speaker 3>Cops are going outside the popos closing in.

984
00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:25.800
<v Speaker 2>Joe.

985
00:49:25.880 --> 00:49:27.719
<v Speaker 3>That was weird and stopped as soon as it hit

986
00:49:27.760 --> 00:49:31.679
<v Speaker 3>her house. They pull out to her fucking.

987
00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:32.519
<v Speaker 2>So how Why are you paranoid?

988
00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:32.800
<v Speaker 3>Tom?

989
00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:33.760
<v Speaker 2>What you're doing?

990
00:49:35.199 --> 00:49:38.679
<v Speaker 3>Half an hour later, so as he's walking, he's walking

991
00:49:38.679 --> 00:49:42.400
<v Speaker 3>aile he observes something, someone approaching him. So he's not

992
00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:45.360
<v Speaker 3>even a home yet. Back in the day when you

993
00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:47.079
<v Speaker 3>used to walk kids and your parents would pick you

994
00:49:47.159 --> 00:49:50.480
<v Speaker 3>up and MSN existed. No. At this time, cell phones

995
00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:56.920
<v Speaker 3>wasn't even exist. Nothing existed except for telephones with the court.

996
00:49:59.000 --> 00:50:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Dude, can we go on one? Well, I got nothing existed.

997
00:50:03.360 --> 00:50:06.719
<v Speaker 2>You just reminded me of Sorry. I remember my friend

998
00:50:06.760 --> 00:50:09.440
<v Speaker 2>called my home phone and I like really needed to piss,

999
00:50:09.519 --> 00:50:12.760
<v Speaker 2>and Mom's like, bounds for you, and like my mom's

1000
00:50:12.760 --> 00:50:14.440
<v Speaker 2>never been one to wait for a minute, and I

1001
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:17.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm pissing. She's like, God, I'm gonna get

1002
00:50:17.880 --> 00:50:19.800
<v Speaker 2>hit if I pissed before I answer this phone, So

1003
00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:22.519
<v Speaker 2>you come downstairs. I answered the phone like hey, damn.

1004
00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:24.480
<v Speaker 2>I was all excited and I was like, okay, like

1005
00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:26.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm coming to your house kids, Okay, I'll be the pride.

1006
00:50:27.000 --> 00:50:28.920
<v Speaker 2>And I hung up because I needed to piss so bad.

1007
00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:31.800
<v Speaker 2>So I slammed down the phone, turn around and fully

1008
00:50:31.960 --> 00:50:36.800
<v Speaker 2>face planted my fucking uh mom's glass cabinet. They just

1009
00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:39.559
<v Speaker 2>spent thousands of dollars on it, and I shattered the

1010
00:50:39.639 --> 00:50:45.880
<v Speaker 2>whole fucking thing with my head to piss anymore. I pissed.

1011
00:50:45.920 --> 00:50:49.480
<v Speaker 3>Then sometimes you'll get some banter with certain episodes because

1012
00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:53.000
<v Speaker 3>this is too. There's two essentially uh things that happened

1013
00:50:53.000 --> 00:50:56.119
<v Speaker 3>in the story and spent it. So he's on his

1014
00:50:56.199 --> 00:51:00.000
<v Speaker 3>way home, he observes someone approaching him. Because the figure

1015
00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:07.480
<v Speaker 3>is short. John Baxter assumes it's an acquaintance of his MG. Butchard,

1016
00:51:08.199 --> 00:51:09.599
<v Speaker 3>who lives on the street.

1017
00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:12.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who. I think it's my friend MG,

1018
00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:22.480
<v Speaker 2>M period g period Butchyard Martin Billy's name. John calls

1019
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:27.679
<v Speaker 2>out no response, Hey MG, because that's how they're describing it.

1020
00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:33.039
<v Speaker 2>How gun machine gun Butchyard. I like to drink blood

1021
00:51:33.039 --> 00:51:36.719
<v Speaker 2>with my fiance. Fucking fucking machine is fucking weird. I'm

1022
00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:40.159
<v Speaker 2>gonna wear some sort of pointy outfit, uh, just because

1023
00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:43.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, did you see? Yeah?

1024
00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:49.639
<v Speaker 3>Man, he's he sold his soul. So John and the

1025
00:51:49.679 --> 00:51:52.000
<v Speaker 3>figure continue to approach each other.

1026
00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Finally, the latter stops.

1027
00:51:55.480 --> 00:52:00.079
<v Speaker 3>John then halts as well, so they both halt and

1028
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:06.079
<v Speaker 3>stops running out asks who is that? The sky is

1029
00:52:06.159 --> 00:52:14.000
<v Speaker 3>dark and overcast. He can only see a shadowy form.

1030
00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:18.039
<v Speaker 3>Trying to get a better look, John Baxter takes on

1031
00:52:18.559 --> 00:52:22.480
<v Speaker 3>a step forward. The figure scurries off to the left,

1032
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:27.360
<v Speaker 3>running down a shallow, wooden gully, the opposite of the bank.

1033
00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:31.480
<v Speaker 3>As if here runs, John heres it's footsteps on dry leaves.

1034
00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:33.320
<v Speaker 2>He follows the figure.

1035
00:52:33.760 --> 00:52:37.000
<v Speaker 3>Stupid any horror movie, It is always crazy to me

1036
00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:41.960
<v Speaker 3>when people choose to follow, Like, and I've even got

1037
00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:43.599
<v Speaker 3>instinct I was by my if I was with you,

1038
00:52:43.719 --> 00:52:44.199
<v Speaker 3>I would.

1039
00:52:44.039 --> 00:52:52.280
<v Speaker 2>Do it, Yeah, by yourself. You're like, yeah, curious.

1040
00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:58.159
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I was like nah, I've also played the aunt

1041
00:52:58.199 --> 00:52:59.880
<v Speaker 3>told me not to play with the Ouiji board, and

1042
00:52:59.920 --> 00:53:02.199
<v Speaker 3>I played with it by myself. So like like essentially

1043
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:08.840
<v Speaker 3>like that that like curiosity killed the cat or faced himself.

1044
00:53:08.639 --> 00:53:17.000
<v Speaker 2>With a dover Lehman super late on the picture, so.

1045
00:53:19.840 --> 00:53:22.760
<v Speaker 3>Weird ay, so that he sees the fucking He gets

1046
00:53:22.760 --> 00:53:25.199
<v Speaker 3>down the gully. There he sees the creature standing in

1047
00:53:25.239 --> 00:53:29.039
<v Speaker 3>a silhouette a bout thirty feet away its feets. Its

1048
00:53:29.079 --> 00:53:34.119
<v Speaker 3>feet are molded around the top of the rock several

1049
00:53:34.159 --> 00:53:38.639
<v Speaker 3>feet from the tree. The creature's body reminds him of

1050
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:44.920
<v Speaker 3>a monkey's except for its dark figure eight shaped head.

1051
00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:49.679
<v Speaker 3>So and I'm assuming when it's his figure eight shaped head,

1052
00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:53.960
<v Speaker 3>is the idea that it looks like a figure eight.

1053
00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:57.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, his cheekbones are sunken in, but like his chin

1054
00:53:57.320 --> 00:53:59.039
<v Speaker 2>is wide and his noggins wide.

1055
00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:02.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like a celebrity that does.

1056
00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Almost like it's almost like an hourglass.

1057
00:54:05.719 --> 00:54:08.119
<v Speaker 3>That's kind of what some of these celebrities that do

1058
00:54:08.199 --> 00:54:11.559
<v Speaker 3>too much face work and they're cheap bones. Jut out.

1059
00:54:12.239 --> 00:54:14.719
<v Speaker 2>It's the opposite. Yeah, but your head is.

1060
00:54:18.400 --> 00:54:22.239
<v Speaker 3>It's two eyes, two lighter spots in the middle of

1061
00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:27.559
<v Speaker 3>its head are look uh, and it's looking straight at John, who,

1062
00:54:27.639 --> 00:54:30.280
<v Speaker 3>after a few manes, begins to feel uneasy. So he's

1063
00:54:30.320 --> 00:54:33.000
<v Speaker 3>just staring at this creature. Okay, this idea, right, if

1064
00:54:33.039 --> 00:54:36.599
<v Speaker 3>you're even staring at a wolf or a.

1065
00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:37.119
<v Speaker 2>Any any creature.

1066
00:54:38.760 --> 00:54:41.760
<v Speaker 3>The other night and Chelsea's dad was like, you're just

1067
00:54:41.800 --> 00:54:44.559
<v Speaker 3>smoking too much weed or something like that. Probably No,

1068
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:48.960
<v Speaker 3>Charlie was looking at something my dog after Charlie manson

1069
00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:53.679
<v Speaker 3>if people don't know, but that's not really true. But

1070
00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:56.440
<v Speaker 3>I heard these weird sounds like it sounds like and

1071
00:54:56.480 --> 00:55:01.679
<v Speaker 3>I hear coyotes all the time. It sounded like like

1072
00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:07.360
<v Speaker 3>a squealing and it scared the sho shivers down my sponge.

1073
00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:09.320
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's crazy, you know what, I bet that was,

1074
00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:13.239
<v Speaker 2>especially for around here. Have you ever heard raccoons having sex?

1075
00:55:14.280 --> 00:55:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Do you think that's what it was? I don't, dude,

1076
00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:21.960
<v Speaker 2>It's fucked. It's a fucked up noise. Raccoons fucking is fucked.

1077
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:25.079
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy. Anybody searched it up like that is the

1078
00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:28.800
<v Speaker 2>most crazy fucking noise you will ever hear. Is raccoons

1079
00:55:28.800 --> 00:55:35.000
<v Speaker 2>having sex. They're terrifying. Girls. Ah, We've talked about this before.

1080
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:38.360
<v Speaker 3>It was crazy, like this sound, and I was frightened.

1081
00:55:38.440 --> 00:55:40.199
<v Speaker 3>I was smoking weed, I was drinkers on it, and

1082
00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:42.000
<v Speaker 3>I just had him out and I was like, it

1083
00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:43.679
<v Speaker 3>sounded and it was like one A.

1084
00:55:44.000 --> 00:55:46.440
<v Speaker 2>You probably got a lot of raccoons around here. It

1085
00:55:46.480 --> 00:55:50.639
<v Speaker 2>sounds like somebody's dying. It's fucked. It scared the ship.

1086
00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:52.920
<v Speaker 2>I bet, I bet that's what it was. I bet.

1087
00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:54.599
<v Speaker 2>I bet you just heared raccoons.

1088
00:55:54.199 --> 00:55:58.840
<v Speaker 3>Have so close like we are. Probably I bet they're

1089
00:55:58.880 --> 00:56:02.800
<v Speaker 3>in your fucking backyard, so fucking crazy. So he feels

1090
00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:05.239
<v Speaker 3>uneasy staring at this fucking creature.

1091
00:56:05.800 --> 00:56:06.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm starting to.

1092
00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:07.519
<v Speaker 3>Get in the feel of it, like I get like

1093
00:56:07.519 --> 00:56:08.880
<v Speaker 3>because I like being in my backyard.

1094
00:56:08.920 --> 00:56:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it's creepy. You don't know too much, like open land, you.

1095
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:15.480
<v Speaker 3>Don't know what's out there. Realizing he has never seen

1096
00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:18.920
<v Speaker 3>such a creature before, and fearing what it may do next,

1097
00:56:19.639 --> 00:56:21.960
<v Speaker 3>he backs up carefully up to the slope, back up

1098
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:23.760
<v Speaker 3>kind of to where he was on the main road

1099
00:56:23.880 --> 00:56:24.960
<v Speaker 3>or the road he's walking on.

1100
00:56:25.199 --> 00:56:26.000
<v Speaker 2>He starts pounding.

1101
00:56:27.559 --> 00:56:30.039
<v Speaker 3>He then walks very fast down the road to an

1102
00:56:30.039 --> 00:56:34.280
<v Speaker 3>intersection at Farm Street, the same street that Billy and

1103
00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:37.599
<v Speaker 3>his buddies saw the Dover Demon. That's why some of

1104
00:56:37.639 --> 00:56:40.639
<v Speaker 3>these cryptids appear out of nowhere. There's also someone I

1105
00:56:40.639 --> 00:56:43.119
<v Speaker 3>want to get into called the Sundown Clown, which I

1106
00:56:43.119 --> 00:56:44.079
<v Speaker 3>think I'd like to do with you.

1107
00:56:44.440 --> 00:56:45.360
<v Speaker 2>It fucked.

1108
00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:49.360
<v Speaker 3>It's a crazy one of the craziest crypto stories I've

1109
00:56:49.360 --> 00:56:52.639
<v Speaker 3>ever heard of of these children seeing this clown creature,

1110
00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:56.400
<v Speaker 3>same kind of things. They're a couple passes in a

1111
00:56:57.000 --> 00:57:01.440
<v Speaker 3>car and actually this is a passing car picked him

1112
00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:04.480
<v Speaker 3>up and drove him home. Back in the day also

1113
00:57:04.599 --> 00:57:06.679
<v Speaker 3>where you could just get picked up by somebody.

1114
00:57:06.760 --> 00:57:08.719
<v Speaker 2>You still they still do that on the East Coast.

1115
00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:10.599
<v Speaker 3>You've said that before, I have.

1116
00:57:10.639 --> 00:57:13.079
<v Speaker 2>I told you that. Yeah, it's kind of cool. Hitchhiking

1117
00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:15.159
<v Speaker 2>is still a thing so weird to me. It's like, yeah,

1118
00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:17.760
<v Speaker 2>here they're just like, go fuck your LP buddy. You

1119
00:57:17.800 --> 00:57:19.840
<v Speaker 2>know what if I actually did see a hitchhiker and

1120
00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:23.360
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't doing anything, I'd probably pick him up. Yeah,

1121
00:57:23.679 --> 00:57:24.440
<v Speaker 2>I would be got that.

1122
00:57:24.719 --> 00:57:26.880
<v Speaker 3>From Fear and Loathing Las Vegas, which if you got

1123
00:57:26.920 --> 00:57:28.480
<v Speaker 3>to get brush up on your shit, you're supposed to

1124
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:30.079
<v Speaker 3>be on that episode when we end up getting to it.

1125
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:32.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean, brush up my ship. That's like my favorite

1126
00:57:32.360 --> 00:57:33.079
<v Speaker 2>fucking movie.

1127
00:57:33.280 --> 00:57:35.880
<v Speaker 3>Well, Anton wants to do that movie with you sick,

1128
00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:41.840
<v Speaker 3>So essentially write this idea of like this crazy that

1129
00:57:41.840 --> 00:57:43.559
<v Speaker 3>picked a fucking it's.

1130
00:57:43.360 --> 00:57:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Funny, are you it's a small tree.

1131
00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:49.280
<v Speaker 3>You're okay with You're okay with picking up a hitchhiker?

1132
00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Fucking Actually I drove. I drove a kid home.

1133
00:57:53.159 --> 00:57:54.840
<v Speaker 2>He's probably like seventeen. He came out to me the

1134
00:57:54.880 --> 00:57:56.840
<v Speaker 2>other day. I just finished work and he's like, hey, buddy,

1135
00:57:56.840 --> 00:57:58.400
<v Speaker 2>do you know where the closest bus stop is? And

1136
00:57:58.400 --> 00:57:59.719
<v Speaker 2>I was like, where are you going? And he's like

1137
00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:01.559
<v Speaker 2>I was like, actually that's right around the corner from

1138
00:58:01.559 --> 00:58:01.800
<v Speaker 2>my house.

1139
00:58:02.039 --> 00:58:04.559
<v Speaker 3>In his perspective, you could have been this serial killer.

1140
00:58:04.679 --> 00:58:06.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I came well, I came up to me.

1141
00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:07.960
<v Speaker 2>I was just leaving at home with my ladder and

1142
00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:09.519
<v Speaker 2>I put it in my trunk and then he's like, hey,

1143
00:58:09.719 --> 00:58:11.480
<v Speaker 2>excuse me my phone die? Can you show me where

1144
00:58:11.480 --> 00:58:12.679
<v Speaker 2>the bus stop is? And I was like and then

1145
00:58:12.679 --> 00:58:14.039
<v Speaker 2>I asked, hm, where he's going? And I just drove them.

1146
00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:15.320
<v Speaker 2>This is Silas of the Lamb.

1147
00:58:15.360 --> 00:58:18.519
<v Speaker 3>So it's like, hey, I need help moving this big object.

1148
00:58:18.559 --> 00:58:19.280
<v Speaker 2>You want to help me?

1149
00:58:19.320 --> 00:58:23.760
<v Speaker 3>And then you shove them and fucking trunk. So then

1150
00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:30.639
<v Speaker 3>John sketches what he saw as we're showing the famous

1151
00:58:30.719 --> 00:58:32.960
<v Speaker 3>Dover demon picture of.

1152
00:58:33.000 --> 00:58:40.039
<v Speaker 2>These moldy rock silhouette creature. Oh faintly hands hesly show

1153
00:58:40.280 --> 00:58:45.519
<v Speaker 2>something treat What is a hands gain grab eyes glowing

1154
00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:53.159
<v Speaker 2>hands grip a ring of ring tree? Hands grip ring tree. Yeah,

1155
00:58:53.199 --> 00:58:54.159
<v Speaker 2>I seen by.

1156
00:58:54.039 --> 00:58:57.719
<v Speaker 3>John Baxter on the morning of Friday, April twenty second,

1157
00:58:57.880 --> 00:58:59.039
<v Speaker 3>twelve am.

1158
00:58:59.320 --> 00:59:01.960
<v Speaker 2>So the famous were you walking at twelve thirty in

1159
00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:05.760
<v Speaker 2>the morning. He's leaving his girlfriend's house and this is

1160
00:59:05.800 --> 00:59:07.760
<v Speaker 2>back in the seventies. He should have just stayed there.

1161
00:59:07.960 --> 00:59:10.239
<v Speaker 3>I want to live in the seventies, man, I want

1162
00:59:10.239 --> 00:59:13.079
<v Speaker 3>to I want to be thirty in like eighty five.

1163
00:59:13.159 --> 00:59:16.599
<v Speaker 3>So I grew up within the seventies because right now

1164
00:59:17.440 --> 00:59:19.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't care live in better existence than some fuck

1165
00:59:19.920 --> 00:59:22.079
<v Speaker 3>had run in my country that wears blackface five times

1166
00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:24.840
<v Speaker 3>and fucking stomples on people's right stomples.

1167
00:59:25.920 --> 00:59:30.239
<v Speaker 2>He fucking stomples all over, but he stomples everything.

1168
00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:34.719
<v Speaker 3>He fucking chucks too much maple syrup, hey, and fucking ran.

1169
00:59:34.599 --> 00:59:37.239
<v Speaker 2>Across one of them. Fucking keller geese. This is getting

1170
00:59:37.239 --> 00:59:37.559
<v Speaker 2>back to.

1171
00:59:39.320 --> 00:59:44.719
<v Speaker 3>The next night, Abby Burham fifteen was being driven home

1172
00:59:44.880 --> 00:59:47.079
<v Speaker 3>by Will Train Tour.

1173
00:59:48.239 --> 00:59:51.039
<v Speaker 2>Just fu taste. Abby was being driven by Will why

1174
00:59:51.079 --> 00:59:51.760
<v Speaker 2>do you even got it?

1175
00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:56.000
<v Speaker 3>When she spots something in the road, Abby too described

1176
00:59:56.000 --> 00:59:58.960
<v Speaker 3>this strange creature with large kind of oval.

1177
00:59:58.679 --> 01:00:01.239
<v Speaker 2>Shaped head spindally limbs.

1178
01:00:01.519 --> 01:00:04.599
<v Speaker 3>She said that the being was missing all facial features,

1179
01:00:04.639 --> 01:00:08.199
<v Speaker 3>like as we've kind of said about every case of

1180
01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:08.920
<v Speaker 3>this creature.

1181
01:00:09.320 --> 01:00:12.440
<v Speaker 2>So the only the only contradiction here is everyone keeps

1182
01:00:12.519 --> 01:00:17.000
<v Speaker 2>describing it as spindally fingers. But for one, that word's

1183
01:00:17.039 --> 01:00:21.719
<v Speaker 2>not extremely uh popular with everybody, And that's not that's

1184
01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:27.079
<v Speaker 2>not spindily, that's just long fingers. Spindally would mean eating

1185
01:00:27.079 --> 01:00:32.000
<v Speaker 2>a long curl sin. No spindally's curled though, yeahbe if

1186
01:00:32.039 --> 01:00:33.679
<v Speaker 2>their fingers were literally curled.

1187
01:00:34.760 --> 01:00:37.199
<v Speaker 3>It's weird. Everyone described it the same way, but no drawing.

1188
01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:43.199
<v Speaker 2>Nobody, nobody fucking described it as spindily. I I will

1189
01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:46.840
<v Speaker 2>profusely argue the worst part about this story is that

1190
01:00:47.239 --> 01:00:50.360
<v Speaker 2>they want to say that teenagers in the seventies were

1191
01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:54.639
<v Speaker 2>constantly using the word spindally. I don't buy it. I

1192
01:00:54.639 --> 01:00:56.159
<v Speaker 2>think that's bullshit. What we say.

1193
01:00:56.239 --> 01:00:59.599
<v Speaker 3>Their fingers were long, and it grapped, gripped around you

1194
01:00:59.639 --> 01:00:59.840
<v Speaker 3>know what.

1195
01:00:59.880 --> 01:01:02.639
<v Speaker 2>They just said, fucking long fingers, that's what they would

1196
01:01:02.679 --> 01:01:04.480
<v Speaker 2>have been. They would have been like, yo, bro, his

1197
01:01:05.119 --> 01:01:07.239
<v Speaker 2>fingers are like long as flock man.

1198
01:01:07.519 --> 01:01:09.320
<v Speaker 3>Some people stop talking to the seventies.

1199
01:01:09.639 --> 01:01:11.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're all fucking stoned.

1200
01:01:12.840 --> 01:01:16.360
<v Speaker 3>So then Will caught only a fleeting glimpse of the

1201
01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:20.239
<v Speaker 3>creature and said he saw something with large head and

1202
01:01:20.400 --> 01:01:25.000
<v Speaker 3>tan body crushed in the road, and it's weird. He says,

1203
01:01:25.039 --> 01:01:25.639
<v Speaker 3>it's tan.

1204
01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:27.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

1205
01:01:27.599 --> 01:01:32.400
<v Speaker 3>Everyone else has said like white or like peach colored.

1206
01:01:33.280 --> 01:01:36.360
<v Speaker 2>So he's the only one that said if they just

1207
01:01:36.360 --> 01:01:37.360
<v Speaker 2>look at something quickly.

1208
01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:41.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, some people think that the dover demon could be

1209
01:01:42.280 --> 01:01:47.079
<v Speaker 3>a man of gees. Come on, say it, say it,

1210
01:01:47.159 --> 01:01:49.079
<v Speaker 3>Say it right now, Say it for me, Say it

1211
01:01:49.159 --> 01:01:52.840
<v Speaker 3>for me. Billy say that for me mane.

1212
01:01:52.639 --> 01:01:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Gieshika, I don't know what that means.

1213
01:01:55.320 --> 01:01:57.880
<v Speaker 3>Do demon could be a man of Gishi, an animal

1214
01:01:57.960 --> 01:02:04.559
<v Speaker 3>of a Jibwe lore. Maneghieshi are small, gnarly, gangly race

1215
01:02:04.840 --> 01:02:08.639
<v Speaker 3>of trickster half humans. It's kind of funny because there's

1216
01:02:08.719 --> 01:02:12.199
<v Speaker 3>so many we've talked about it in the no native

1217
01:02:12.199 --> 01:02:15.599
<v Speaker 3>folklore and monsters. Yeah, tons of them, tons of them.

1218
01:02:16.760 --> 01:02:20.000
<v Speaker 3>This thing could be what they believe in their culture.

1219
01:02:20.400 --> 01:02:28.000
<v Speaker 3>So Billy Barlett remain shaken, haunted, haunted by this sighting

1220
01:02:28.159 --> 01:02:29.440
<v Speaker 3>even years later.

1221
01:02:30.519 --> 01:02:36.199
<v Speaker 2>I definitely saw something. It's definitely weird. Didn't make it up,

1222
01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:37.519
<v Speaker 2>kind of wish I had.

1223
01:02:38.760 --> 01:02:41.559
<v Speaker 3>It does sound like a Billy saw some sort of creature.

1224
01:02:44.119 --> 01:02:48.119
<v Speaker 3>So fucking funny. This is a strange, a strange thing.

1225
01:02:48.199 --> 01:02:52.000
<v Speaker 3>But essentially so all three of these.

1226
01:02:51.880 --> 01:02:54.559
<v Speaker 2>People you're signed shut up.

1227
01:02:54.559 --> 01:02:59.000
<v Speaker 3>See this being That's why this is not a huge

1228
01:02:59.039 --> 01:03:01.440
<v Speaker 3>case of a cryptid. It's not like Bigfoot. We have

1229
01:03:01.440 --> 01:03:07.960
<v Speaker 3>all these speculations. This was seen twice.

1230
01:03:05.639 --> 01:03:08.880
<v Speaker 2>People that didn't know each other, three times, all together.

1231
01:03:10.159 --> 01:03:14.639
<v Speaker 3>With four people, but mostly the two cases are Billy

1232
01:03:14.719 --> 01:03:18.599
<v Speaker 3>Bartlett and then John is it Baxter?

1233
01:03:20.000 --> 01:03:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? John Baxter, Yeah, you got it.

1234
01:03:23.000 --> 01:03:25.880
<v Speaker 3>That's the only really too prominent people that see it.

1235
01:03:26.360 --> 01:03:28.320
<v Speaker 3>Abby and her boyfriend also see it. But it's so

1236
01:03:28.440 --> 01:03:32.360
<v Speaker 3>slightly so this thing has existed. It pops up one

1237
01:03:32.480 --> 01:03:34.920
<v Speaker 3>night only, which is, okay, is the weirdest thing.

1238
01:03:34.960 --> 01:03:35.719
<v Speaker 2>What do you think about that?

1239
01:03:35.800 --> 01:03:38.079
<v Speaker 3>Let me let me ask you that question is what

1240
01:03:38.119 --> 01:03:42.079
<v Speaker 3>do you think for the fact that three people saw

1241
01:03:42.119 --> 01:03:44.920
<v Speaker 3>it in the same night, four people including the boyfriend,

1242
01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:48.800
<v Speaker 3>all in the same night, and then no one else

1243
01:03:48.800 --> 01:03:49.320
<v Speaker 3>has seen.

1244
01:03:49.159 --> 01:03:52.000
<v Speaker 2>It since I think he took the wrong road on

1245
01:03:52.039 --> 01:03:55.679
<v Speaker 2>the interok thet the Kaiwai he accidentally just turned off,

1246
01:03:55.719 --> 01:03:57.760
<v Speaker 2>and he's like fucking ignored all the road signs because

1247
01:03:57.760 --> 01:04:00.440
<v Speaker 2>he was drunk or something. Yeah, it's fun and weird

1248
01:04:00.960 --> 01:04:02.719
<v Speaker 2>because I be I think I road signs coming in

1249
01:04:02.760 --> 01:04:05.000
<v Speaker 2>earth fucking watch yourself. They can't know.

1250
01:04:05.679 --> 01:04:07.360
<v Speaker 3>And I always say this that I do tend to

1251
01:04:07.400 --> 01:04:10.280
<v Speaker 3>believe people who've had experiences because I'm out of my own.

1252
01:04:10.360 --> 01:04:13.840
<v Speaker 3>So the fact that this fucking Billy Bartlett character still

1253
01:04:13.880 --> 01:04:17.039
<v Speaker 3>says like, Hey, I don't know what it was. I

1254
01:04:17.079 --> 01:04:20.559
<v Speaker 3>can't explain it, but I saw it and I told

1255
01:04:20.559 --> 01:04:22.960
<v Speaker 3>people about it, and he's like, maybe that was a

1256
01:04:22.960 --> 01:04:23.519
<v Speaker 3>bad idea.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally where my stance was from the beginning, I

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01:04:26.119 --> 01:04:28.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, I don't think i'd tell anybody independently.

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<v Speaker 3>All three witnesses of the Dover Demon had the same

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01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:35.280
<v Speaker 3>or eerily similar story.

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01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Why is he a demon? What did this guy do?

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01:04:37.199 --> 01:04:40.519
<v Speaker 2>He did nothing but just be there. I don't understand why.

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01:04:40.360 --> 01:04:43.679
<v Speaker 3>The name demon gets attached to things.

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01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:46.639
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was God, see, maybe that was that's what

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01:04:46.679 --> 01:04:48.840
<v Speaker 2>God looks like. Maybe God was there in that time.

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01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:52.079
<v Speaker 3>I've a beef with a lot of people. When I

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01:04:52.119 --> 01:04:55.880
<v Speaker 3>post about aliens or reptilians and stuff.

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01:04:55.559 --> 01:04:57.559
<v Speaker 2>Like that, you get you get a lot of beef there.

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01:04:57.840 --> 01:05:01.519
<v Speaker 3>Well, a lot of religious people are it's demons, And

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01:05:01.559 --> 01:05:05.559
<v Speaker 3>it's like, okay, think about this, think about it logical.

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01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:07.320
<v Speaker 2>You get a lot of religious people on your tich

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01:05:07.360 --> 01:05:10.679
<v Speaker 2>talk who the fuck's following you? That's religious? A lot

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01:05:10.719 --> 01:05:11.920
<v Speaker 2>of people really.

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01:05:11.880 --> 01:05:15.880
<v Speaker 3>Because as where as it is a lot of Christians

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01:05:15.880 --> 01:05:21.920
<v Speaker 3>specifically are very against what the government's doing, like all religions,

1276
01:05:22.199 --> 01:05:24.360
<v Speaker 3>like you know, there's all sorts of religions that are

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01:05:24.360 --> 01:05:27.480
<v Speaker 3>also because they've been taught right with this idea of

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01:05:27.519 --> 01:05:30.000
<v Speaker 3>like what is wrong and right and ye people reaching

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01:05:30.039 --> 01:05:32.039
<v Speaker 3>government and all that stuff like that is not a

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01:05:32.039 --> 01:05:34.280
<v Speaker 3>good thing. A lot of Christians when I was at

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01:05:34.280 --> 01:05:36.480
<v Speaker 3>the Freedom I've said before, right when I'm at the Freedom,

1282
01:05:36.480 --> 01:05:39.679
<v Speaker 3>convoys and all that stuff, and in protests, a lot

1283
01:05:39.719 --> 01:05:44.159
<v Speaker 3>of people are religious people that are like, I've had enough,

1284
01:05:44.239 --> 01:05:45.840
<v Speaker 3>this is fucked up. Why are we doing this?

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01:05:46.239 --> 01:05:46.400
<v Speaker 2>Right?

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01:05:47.480 --> 01:05:51.639
<v Speaker 3>So everyone always brings up there's always people all the time.

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01:05:51.639 --> 01:05:55.760
<v Speaker 3>They're like, it's damons. Okay, Like they're fucking William Cooper.

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01:05:57.239 --> 01:05:59.840
<v Speaker 3>What do you think would exist? First, Billy? If a

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01:06:00.000 --> 01:06:05.800
<v Speaker 3>aleens exist, right, okay, and they exist as beings from

1290
01:06:05.880 --> 01:06:07.599
<v Speaker 3>other dimensional.

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01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:09.679
<v Speaker 2>They exist on their dimensions.

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01:06:11.639 --> 01:06:17.480
<v Speaker 3>Carry on, Why would they be demons from a book

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01:06:17.639 --> 01:06:22.079
<v Speaker 3>that was essentially written by humans?

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01:06:23.199 --> 01:06:23.800
<v Speaker 2>Do you understand?

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01:06:23.800 --> 01:06:26.760
<v Speaker 3>Like they always are, like every religious person always like their.

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01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Demons because that book, that book in their mind wasn't

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01:06:29.960 --> 01:06:32.519
<v Speaker 2>a book written by humans. It was a book finally

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01:06:32.639 --> 01:06:34.800
<v Speaker 2>put to pend to paper that was from the dawn

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01:06:34.800 --> 01:06:42.159
<v Speaker 2>of time. But yeah, so so that being said, don't

1300
01:06:42.199 --> 01:06:47.280
<v Speaker 2>eat pork anyways. So yeah, that being said, if you

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01:06:47.320 --> 01:06:49.960
<v Speaker 2>want to say that that would their demons, you're saying

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01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:53.480
<v Speaker 2>that God didn't create them, but the devil did. So

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01:06:53.719 --> 01:06:56.639
<v Speaker 2>that again, though, the whole point of the Bible in

1304
01:06:56.679 --> 01:06:59.719
<v Speaker 2>general is I was here first before anything. Yeah, So

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01:06:59.800 --> 01:07:02.840
<v Speaker 2>I created everything, and then a fallen angel went down,

1306
01:07:03.320 --> 01:07:06.320
<v Speaker 2>demon devil whatever. Yeah, and then he created his own

1307
01:07:06.360 --> 01:07:09.559
<v Speaker 2>realm because he was powerful too. Apparently apparently God gave

1308
01:07:09.599 --> 01:07:13.840
<v Speaker 2>this angel too much power. Yes, that's why you don't

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01:07:13.880 --> 01:07:18.199
<v Speaker 2>promote people to early illness until they prove themselves.

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01:07:18.320 --> 01:07:21.280
<v Speaker 3>What did? I just always find that crazy, And I've

1311
01:07:21.400 --> 01:07:24.320
<v Speaker 3>yet to respond to all that because I always on

1312
01:07:24.679 --> 01:07:28.239
<v Speaker 3>like we I've thousands of followers because it's easy to

1313
01:07:28.360 --> 01:07:31.800
<v Speaker 3>branch out to people, right, Yeah, And every time anything

1314
01:07:31.920 --> 01:07:35.760
<v Speaker 3>is about reptilians or grays or they're DAMONSI they're inter

1315
01:07:35.840 --> 01:07:38.920
<v Speaker 3>dimensional damons, And it's like, or are the beings that

1316
01:07:38.960 --> 01:07:42.599
<v Speaker 3>have existed way longer than humans have created these weird

1317
01:07:42.639 --> 01:07:45.320
<v Speaker 3>things like the demon Dover and these creatures that exist

1318
01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:47.320
<v Speaker 3>within our folklore and things that people think they see.

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01:07:47.440 --> 01:07:49.519
<v Speaker 2>Well, funny enough, they actually could have been before humans,

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01:07:49.519 --> 01:07:52.000
<v Speaker 2>even like according to the Bible. So, like God created

1321
01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:55.880
<v Speaker 2>everything and then the fallen angel, the devil apparently, so

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01:07:56.519 --> 01:08:00.800
<v Speaker 2>I went actually, whoa, there's a big fun fucking flaw.

1323
01:08:01.159 --> 01:08:04.039
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, Wait a minute, at what day did God

1324
01:08:04.119 --> 01:08:07.880
<v Speaker 2>create Adam and Eve? So God created Adam and then

1325
01:08:07.880 --> 01:08:09.480
<v Speaker 2>took a rib from him and then created E. But

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01:08:09.559 --> 01:08:10.559
<v Speaker 2>what day did that happen?

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01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:13.079
<v Speaker 3>If you want to go for the standards, He made

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01:08:13.119 --> 01:08:17.720
<v Speaker 3>Lilith first, So when God created Adam is Adam and Lilith,

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01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:21.039
<v Speaker 3>and Lilith was created the same DNA that Adam was,

1330
01:08:21.319 --> 01:08:23.960
<v Speaker 3>so she was equal to Adam. That's how fuck the

1331
01:08:24.000 --> 01:08:27.199
<v Speaker 3>story gets. And then essentially Lilith is casted out because

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01:08:27.239 --> 01:08:30.800
<v Speaker 3>she's also a heretic against what God preaches.

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01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:35.119
<v Speaker 2>And then they create Eve. Okay, so I'm.

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01:08:34.960 --> 01:08:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Adam's rib, so she will be subservient to Adam.

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01:08:39.039 --> 01:08:41.760
<v Speaker 2>That's the Bible man, Okay, So okay that being said,

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01:08:41.880 --> 01:08:44.479
<v Speaker 2>all right, that that part doesn't get taught nor preach.

1337
01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:47.359
<v Speaker 2>But anyways, let's just go off like just basic whatever

1338
01:08:47.680 --> 01:08:51.359
<v Speaker 2>it's hot and breach. So, uh, you have Adam and

1339
01:08:51.439 --> 01:08:54.359
<v Speaker 2>then I guess you make Eve out of a rib.

1340
01:08:54.399 --> 01:08:58.720
<v Speaker 2>But my whole question here is what day did this happen?

1341
01:09:00.119 --> 01:09:01.079
<v Speaker 3>Easily be looked up?

1342
01:09:01.239 --> 01:09:03.159
<v Speaker 2>Okay, can you find that out for me, please, because

1343
01:09:03.159 --> 01:09:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I think I just found one of the biggest loopholes

1344
01:09:04.920 --> 01:09:08.479
<v Speaker 2>in the Bible ever, so to speak. Because the creation, yeah,

1345
01:09:08.840 --> 01:09:10.399
<v Speaker 2>it will it will be under day. It was like

1346
01:09:10.479 --> 01:09:11.960
<v Speaker 2>day five or six, seven.

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01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:14.800
<v Speaker 3>Days, which also I appreaci about it, and I we've

1348
01:09:14.840 --> 01:09:17.800
<v Speaker 3>said this show so many times that if religion makes

1349
01:09:17.840 --> 01:09:23.760
<v Speaker 3>you better as a person, I'm all for it. But

1350
01:09:24.079 --> 01:09:28.439
<v Speaker 3>the idea that this is the Holy Gospel, it doesn't

1351
01:09:28.520 --> 01:09:32.720
<v Speaker 3>make sense because at so time is also a constructive

1352
01:09:32.760 --> 01:09:36.600
<v Speaker 3>slavery on the sixth sixth day Okay, the contract of slavery?

1353
01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:38.359
<v Speaker 3>Where did he get weeks of the days from? And

1354
01:09:38.359 --> 01:09:40.000
<v Speaker 3>then we'd like adapt it funk off?

1355
01:09:40.039 --> 01:09:43.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay, anyways, so that's actually a big one too. Anyways,

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01:09:43.760 --> 01:09:47.239
<v Speaker 2>So on the sixth day, on the sunset and SunFall whatever,

1357
01:09:48.880 --> 01:09:52.119
<v Speaker 2>and on the sixth day he created Adam any so

1358
01:09:52.159 --> 01:09:56.359
<v Speaker 2>they're both there now. They were told immediately not to

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01:09:56.399 --> 01:09:57.039
<v Speaker 2>keep that apple.

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01:09:57.720 --> 01:10:03.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the forbidden free yes, truth that the devil already

1361
01:10:03.640 --> 01:10:08.760
<v Speaker 4>put there. So this fallen angel was there since the

1362
01:10:08.880 --> 01:10:09.560
<v Speaker 4>dawn of time.

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01:10:09.680 --> 01:10:12.720
<v Speaker 3>Now the tree was created by Satan, right essentially, the.

1364
01:10:12.680 --> 01:10:16.720
<v Speaker 2>No I know, but that's that's the loophole. That's that's

1365
01:10:16.720 --> 01:10:20.640
<v Speaker 2>the flaw, is saying that God was the only one.

1366
01:10:21.600 --> 01:10:23.840
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't God and the devil started everything. It was

1367
01:10:23.880 --> 01:10:26.479
<v Speaker 2>God was the only one. Do you know how God

1368
01:10:26.600 --> 01:10:30.760
<v Speaker 2>created everything? And then suddenly there's just a demon there

1369
01:10:30.760 --> 01:10:33.239
<v Speaker 2>on Dhex. He already felt like it was one day,

1370
01:10:33.279 --> 01:10:34.439
<v Speaker 2>twenty four hours we didn't see.

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01:10:35.119 --> 01:10:36.840
<v Speaker 3>You know how deep this shit goes though, when it

1372
01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:39.279
<v Speaker 3>comes to it like so, and if you read the.

1373
01:10:39.199 --> 01:10:42.159
<v Speaker 2>Bible, they say fallen angel and an angel is a human.

1374
01:10:42.720 --> 01:10:46.039
<v Speaker 3>It's it's all to do with aliens. Because think about this, Okay,

1375
01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:50.159
<v Speaker 3>like that's fucked. The idea of Adam and Eve is

1376
01:10:50.199 --> 01:10:54.199
<v Speaker 3>a genetic experiment by aliens. So the idea of like

1377
01:10:54.279 --> 01:10:57.319
<v Speaker 3>the Garden of Eden is essentially a race of beings

1378
01:10:57.359 --> 01:11:02.600
<v Speaker 3>that maybe reptilians or some sort of higher consciousness creator

1379
01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:07.199
<v Speaker 3>created it, and then we essentially become that, And there's

1380
01:11:07.199 --> 01:11:10.560
<v Speaker 3>some sort of creator that keeps us in this like

1381
01:11:10.720 --> 01:11:14.760
<v Speaker 3>lock state where we can't go outside the garden, right,

1382
01:11:14.840 --> 01:11:18.279
<v Speaker 3>And then as soon as you realize that there is

1383
01:11:18.319 --> 01:11:23.319
<v Speaker 3>more out there from this small little domain that whatever

1384
01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:26.880
<v Speaker 3>being kept us in, you start to branch out, and

1385
01:11:26.920 --> 01:11:31.000
<v Speaker 3>like this conversation alone goes crazy deep.

1386
01:11:31.199 --> 01:11:34.640
<v Speaker 2>And that's why me and Anton, that's actually funny, that

1387
01:11:34.720 --> 01:11:38.000
<v Speaker 2>exact sentence he said, I swear to God. And obviously

1388
01:11:38.039 --> 01:11:39.800
<v Speaker 2>you're not using in this text now, but I swear

1389
01:11:39.800 --> 01:11:41.600
<v Speaker 2>to God. I think I've heard of flat Earth or

1390
01:11:41.800 --> 01:11:42.920
<v Speaker 2>say the exact same.

1391
01:11:42.760 --> 01:11:46.479
<v Speaker 3>Thing that's sent I do not. I believe it's our

1392
01:11:46.600 --> 01:11:49.920
<v Speaker 3>fucking borders. I've seen people who got into flat earth.

1393
01:11:50.239 --> 01:11:55.600
<v Speaker 3>And then it leads to this idea that like Nazis,

1394
01:11:55.720 --> 01:11:57.039
<v Speaker 3>I had to want to careful.

1395
01:11:56.720 --> 01:11:57.199
<v Speaker 2>What I say.

1396
01:11:57.239 --> 01:12:02.199
<v Speaker 3>But the idea that his see, we're the good guys

1397
01:12:02.319 --> 01:12:05.039
<v Speaker 3>and trying to eradicate this race of beings that were

1398
01:12:05.039 --> 01:12:10.680
<v Speaker 3>controlling everything. That's where conspiracy theory goes. I've been very

1399
01:12:10.720 --> 01:12:13.079
<v Speaker 3>careful about the way I think and the way I

1400
01:12:13.279 --> 01:12:17.479
<v Speaker 3>construct my ideas because it is easily it's easy to

1401
01:12:17.600 --> 01:12:21.000
<v Speaker 3>get yourself trapped in this this thing of like everything's fucked,

1402
01:12:21.239 --> 01:12:21.840
<v Speaker 3>and you can.

1403
01:12:22.199 --> 01:12:24.960
<v Speaker 2>It's not everything, but there are some fuck things for sure.

1404
01:12:25.880 --> 01:12:27.239
<v Speaker 2>You know it's actually there was.

1405
01:12:27.640 --> 01:12:29.680
<v Speaker 3>Done the Dover Demon. There's only a couple more things.

1406
01:12:29.760 --> 01:12:32.159
<v Speaker 2>I got one one piece to add to that quickly.

1407
01:12:32.680 --> 01:12:34.920
<v Speaker 2>There was a really good uh fuck. I don't know

1408
01:12:34.920 --> 01:12:37.000
<v Speaker 2>if it's a stand up comic or just a public

1409
01:12:37.079 --> 01:12:39.439
<v Speaker 2>speaker or whatever it was. He talked about that, and

1410
01:12:39.479 --> 01:12:41.359
<v Speaker 2>he talked about in a sense of he's like, uh, yeah,

1411
01:12:41.359 --> 01:12:44.119
<v Speaker 2>it was a stand up comic. He was like, you

1412
01:12:44.159 --> 01:12:48.840
<v Speaker 2>don't believe in any conspiracy theories. He's like, I get

1413
01:12:48.920 --> 01:12:52.439
<v Speaker 2>not most of them, but none of them. He's like,

1414
01:12:52.560 --> 01:12:58.239
<v Speaker 2>you think the governments never fucked up. He's like, I

1415
01:12:58.279 --> 01:13:01.119
<v Speaker 2>have a child. He's like, I'm only in charge of

1416
01:13:01.199 --> 01:13:04.079
<v Speaker 2>one human. He's like, I lie to that motherfucker all

1417
01:13:04.119 --> 01:13:04.560
<v Speaker 2>the time.

1418
01:13:05.279 --> 01:13:07.840
<v Speaker 3>He's like, could you imagine being in charge of that

1419
01:13:08.039 --> 01:13:08.800
<v Speaker 3>many people?

1420
01:13:09.079 --> 01:13:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Is it gonna take?

1421
01:13:09.800 --> 01:13:13.399
<v Speaker 3>And I know, like you and Anton are very skeptical

1422
01:13:13.439 --> 01:13:15.479
<v Speaker 3>about a lot of stuff where I question everything.

1423
01:13:15.920 --> 01:13:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what it is. Like they're gonna lie to

1424
01:13:18.039 --> 01:13:20.239
<v Speaker 2>you if for the good of what they see is good,

1425
01:13:20.319 --> 01:13:23.800
<v Speaker 2>if they do or their own they know what is exactly,

1426
01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:26.119
<v Speaker 2>or if it is for their own self interest. Sure,

1427
01:13:26.279 --> 01:13:28.119
<v Speaker 2>you think about us and why this exists.

1428
01:13:28.159 --> 01:13:33.239
<v Speaker 3>This s do overdemoned a creature that is somehow people

1429
01:13:33.279 --> 01:13:35.680
<v Speaker 3>saw it. They thought it was real and our reality.

1430
01:13:36.039 --> 01:13:37.760
<v Speaker 3>And that's why a lot of these stuff and if

1431
01:13:37.760 --> 01:13:39.760
<v Speaker 3>you obviously are a fan of the show, you see

1432
01:13:39.760 --> 01:13:42.920
<v Speaker 3>how we get down these rabbit holes of what thought

1433
01:13:43.119 --> 01:13:45.960
<v Speaker 3>because this happens all the time. What thought is and

1434
01:13:46.000 --> 01:13:48.640
<v Speaker 3>what the creation is, and why these things exist, why

1435
01:13:48.720 --> 01:13:52.279
<v Speaker 3>they appear. Our reality is fragile, in my opinion, and

1436
01:13:52.319 --> 01:13:55.159
<v Speaker 3>the fact that like these things can if we think

1437
01:13:55.199 --> 01:13:59.279
<v Speaker 3>that what the people in power quotations are telling us

1438
01:13:59.479 --> 01:14:00.359
<v Speaker 3>is even a.

1439
01:14:00.399 --> 01:14:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Factual we're it might be though, but no, if you

1440
01:14:05.920 --> 01:14:06.239
<v Speaker 2>were a.

1441
01:14:06.199 --> 01:14:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Controller, you're not gonna get into this talk.

1442
01:14:07.960 --> 01:14:11.239
<v Speaker 2>But there's the difference. Though, Yeah, I was a species

1443
01:14:11.279 --> 01:14:14.199
<v Speaker 2>of being, But it doesn't mean that everything you're saying

1444
01:14:14.279 --> 01:14:17.840
<v Speaker 2>is bullshit. It just means you're manipulating things to make

1445
01:14:17.880 --> 01:14:21.840
<v Speaker 2>your favor. For sure, by every single thing you say

1446
01:14:22.000 --> 01:14:25.000
<v Speaker 2>is definitely up to subjects. It doesn't mean everything.

1447
01:14:25.319 --> 01:14:29.640
<v Speaker 3>Do you think, seriously, do you think Klaus Schwab has

1448
01:14:29.680 --> 01:14:33.079
<v Speaker 3>the good of humanity in his heart? Or do you

1449
01:14:33.079 --> 01:14:36.000
<v Speaker 3>think he's a fucking reptilian that's trying to control every

1450
01:14:36.039 --> 01:14:38.640
<v Speaker 3>aspect of our existence? So we can be the slave

1451
01:14:38.840 --> 01:14:41.640
<v Speaker 3>mindset race of beings, because that's where there's comes.

1452
01:14:41.720 --> 01:14:44.319
<v Speaker 2>Everybody has a different opinion on everything.

1453
01:14:44.359 --> 01:14:48.319
<v Speaker 3>But but these imagine like these dover deem this demon ship. Right,

1454
01:14:48.439 --> 01:14:52.560
<v Speaker 3>something that's leaked. If we leak a fucking virus from

1455
01:14:52.600 --> 01:14:53.840
<v Speaker 3>a Chinese.

1456
01:14:53.479 --> 01:14:57.119
<v Speaker 2>Lab supposedly, right, we blame the Chinese. But that's.

1457
01:14:59.439 --> 01:15:01.840
<v Speaker 3>Like if you want stand how like the Chin has

1458
01:15:01.880 --> 01:15:06.880
<v Speaker 3>existed before any empire, right, the Chinese empire in dynasty

1459
01:15:07.279 --> 01:15:11.159
<v Speaker 3>has existed for centuries. Way longer than the States has

1460
01:15:11.199 --> 01:15:16.039
<v Speaker 3>ever existed. So if you think of the patriotism of

1461
01:15:16.319 --> 01:15:20.159
<v Speaker 3>like I gotta fight from my forefathers, imagine what the

1462
01:15:20.239 --> 01:15:23.560
<v Speaker 3>Chinese think because their dynasty has existed far longer than

1463
01:15:23.560 --> 01:15:24.000
<v Speaker 3>any other.

1464
01:15:24.560 --> 01:15:27.680
<v Speaker 2>So you have this. I don't think in today's generation,

1465
01:15:27.720 --> 01:15:29.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that really makes much of a difference

1466
01:15:29.319 --> 01:15:31.000
<v Speaker 2>in a sense of like, yeah, okay, you fight for

1467
01:15:31.079 --> 01:15:33.640
<v Speaker 2>honor and like you get instilled that in your parenting styles,

1468
01:15:33.680 --> 01:15:36.119
<v Speaker 2>But like for somebody just coming in brand new, like

1469
01:15:36.479 --> 01:15:40.199
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't really make a difference to like our generation going, oh,

1470
01:15:40.239 --> 01:15:42.439
<v Speaker 2>I've been around for five hundred years. I've been around

1471
01:15:42.479 --> 01:15:45.479
<v Speaker 2>for five thousand like that PC it was like it's

1472
01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:48.159
<v Speaker 2>much before me anyway, So it doesn't really matter anyways,

1473
01:15:48.159 --> 01:15:49.199
<v Speaker 2>what's the dover guy doing?

1474
01:15:49.359 --> 01:15:51.319
<v Speaker 3>I just want to I want to finish this thought.

1475
01:15:51.359 --> 01:15:53.760
<v Speaker 3>The idea of being able to control something. So they

1476
01:15:53.880 --> 01:15:59.359
<v Speaker 3>let some sort of virus leak, right, imagine right aliens? Yeah,

1477
01:15:59.399 --> 01:16:02.840
<v Speaker 3>if they exist and these beings are above us and

1478
01:16:02.840 --> 01:16:05.960
<v Speaker 3>stuff like that and control maybe things or were an experiment,

1479
01:16:07.359 --> 01:16:09.039
<v Speaker 3>they let an experiment loose.

1480
01:16:10.119 --> 01:16:12.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, they create.

1481
01:16:12.560 --> 01:16:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Things and they don't know what effect it's going to have,

1482
01:16:14.960 --> 01:16:17.840
<v Speaker 3>and they're like, oops, and someone sees them for me.

1483
01:16:19.319 --> 01:16:22.279
<v Speaker 3>They see him for an entire night, right, Like all

1484
01:16:22.319 --> 01:16:24.800
<v Speaker 3>these people are seeing him the same area, and then

1485
01:16:25.039 --> 01:16:28.359
<v Speaker 3>they pick them up. They're like and they're like their

1486
01:16:28.359 --> 01:16:32.439
<v Speaker 3>spaceship like, whoops, didn't mean to do that. We get

1487
01:16:32.439 --> 01:16:35.720
<v Speaker 3>that idea. There's that because that's how I picture this

1488
01:16:35.800 --> 01:16:39.239
<v Speaker 3>would kind of be, because three people saw the same shit,

1489
01:16:39.560 --> 01:16:42.920
<v Speaker 3>and all accounts there was something that was kind of

1490
01:16:43.000 --> 01:16:44.279
<v Speaker 3>human but.

1491
01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Not quite animal.

1492
01:16:47.479 --> 01:16:52.359
<v Speaker 3>The creature it seemed undeniable, something uncanny had come to Dover.

1493
01:16:53.520 --> 01:16:58.199
<v Speaker 3>Some chalk it up as a strange encounter with maybe

1494
01:16:58.319 --> 01:17:03.039
<v Speaker 3>an Inbread, which I have a very fun topic coming

1495
01:17:03.079 --> 01:17:04.279
<v Speaker 3>for you in the new year.

1496
01:17:05.039 --> 01:17:11.119
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna talk about inmbreads in Nova Scotia. Yeah, why

1497
01:17:11.119 --> 01:17:13.239
<v Speaker 2>why did you make that seem like it was? Why

1498
01:17:13.319 --> 01:17:15.119
<v Speaker 2>did you make fun? I've never heard the story. This

1499
01:17:15.239 --> 01:17:18.439
<v Speaker 2>is like, this isn't the story, man, The entire East

1500
01:17:18.479 --> 01:17:22.279
<v Speaker 2>Coast is Inbread. I'm not, I'm not. That's an observation.

1501
01:17:22.399 --> 01:17:26.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm not even just being fucking my I when I

1502
01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:31.840
<v Speaker 2>live down in New Brunswick. Uh, my second cousin, you

1503
01:17:32.039 --> 01:17:36.439
<v Speaker 2>made this joke. And yeah, two other like just people

1504
01:17:36.520 --> 01:17:40.000
<v Speaker 2>I met, there were currently married to their wife, to

1505
01:17:40.079 --> 01:17:41.279
<v Speaker 2>their immediate family.

1506
01:17:42.600 --> 01:17:45.880
<v Speaker 3>You said that on an episode, and I had a

1507
01:17:45.880 --> 01:17:47.920
<v Speaker 3>buddy at work say, he's like, I thought of you

1508
01:17:48.119 --> 01:17:51.680
<v Speaker 3>when I saw this thing and it's about this inbred family.

1509
01:17:51.760 --> 01:17:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, East Coast as fus Man like, there's a good

1510
01:17:55.039 --> 01:17:58.760
<v Speaker 2>chance I'm partial inbread. I can see, like realistically I'm

1511
01:17:58.840 --> 01:18:03.039
<v Speaker 2>probably I'm not. There's a lot of fucking flaws I have.

1512
01:18:03.119 --> 01:18:05.399
<v Speaker 2>Then I'm like, yeah, that's probably due to inbread. But

1513
01:18:05.600 --> 01:18:07.159
<v Speaker 2>like whatever, at least I got a brain on me,

1514
01:18:07.199 --> 01:18:08.279
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, I'll take it.

1515
01:18:08.319 --> 01:18:12.279
<v Speaker 3>But because while Billy says he and his friends we're

1516
01:18:12.279 --> 01:18:17.000
<v Speaker 3>looking for a beer for beer that night, they never

1517
01:18:17.359 --> 01:18:22.960
<v Speaker 3>like it. They never embellished in the the Dover Demon.

1518
01:18:23.000 --> 01:18:25.039
<v Speaker 3>They never were like because my thing and I said

1519
01:18:25.039 --> 01:18:28.319
<v Speaker 3>this Aaron too on like the haunting cases that we've

1520
01:18:28.359 --> 01:18:32.199
<v Speaker 3>talked about, is that, yeah, the people like the Warrens

1521
01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:35.239
<v Speaker 3>that are based on like the conjuring stuff. If you're

1522
01:18:35.239 --> 01:18:38.720
<v Speaker 3>looking for money and to make off of this stuff,

1523
01:18:39.000 --> 01:18:41.800
<v Speaker 3>you seem shady. But if you're someone us, like, hey,

1524
01:18:42.239 --> 01:18:45.239
<v Speaker 3>us is some fucked up shit? What is this about?

1525
01:18:45.359 --> 01:18:48.039
<v Speaker 3>In the fact that you're printing like news stories of

1526
01:18:48.079 --> 01:18:51.000
<v Speaker 3>this case of people saying they see this stuff is

1527
01:18:51.039 --> 01:18:55.000
<v Speaker 3>like crazy Billy down the streets. He's a glowing eyes.

1528
01:18:55.199 --> 01:18:58.199
<v Speaker 2>For foot creature with orange skin and glowing eyes stalking

1529
01:18:58.239 --> 01:19:00.840
<v Speaker 2>a town for I love the way, a fucking word

1530
01:19:00.840 --> 01:19:05.000
<v Speaker 2>thing just for a headline. Do you have time for

1531
01:19:05.079 --> 01:19:06.000
<v Speaker 2>one more quick story?

1532
01:19:06.520 --> 01:19:08.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for sure. This is bringing to an end, so

1533
01:19:08.880 --> 01:19:09.279
<v Speaker 3>to speak.

1534
01:19:09.399 --> 01:19:12.159
<v Speaker 2>Okay, carry on the so remind me about the inbred

1535
01:19:12.159 --> 01:19:14.199
<v Speaker 2>thing though. I got a good story about it. I

1536
01:19:14.279 --> 01:19:15.880
<v Speaker 2>think I've said it on here before. But like, I'm

1537
01:19:15.880 --> 01:19:17.760
<v Speaker 2>sure everyone doesn't listen to everything.

1538
01:19:17.840 --> 01:19:21.079
<v Speaker 3>Because in the docket is there someone told me about it.

1539
01:19:21.119 --> 01:19:23.119
<v Speaker 3>I was like, that's an episode, Billy is gonna be on.

1540
01:19:23.399 --> 01:19:24.319
<v Speaker 3>It's fun, dude.

1541
01:19:24.479 --> 01:19:26.159
<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, anyways, No, I just wanted one

1542
01:19:26.199 --> 01:19:27.399
<v Speaker 2>story anyway, but carry on.

1543
01:19:27.600 --> 01:19:33.119
<v Speaker 3>The creature could have been maybe a feral baby or

1544
01:19:33.159 --> 01:19:35.960
<v Speaker 3>something like that, but maybe it was a baby moose

1545
01:19:36.960 --> 01:19:38.720
<v Speaker 3>mistaken for something more.

1546
01:19:38.560 --> 01:19:41.039
<v Speaker 2>Sinister baby moose with fingers.

1547
01:19:41.359 --> 01:19:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Though April wasn't that.

1548
01:19:44.920 --> 01:19:47.199
<v Speaker 2>Foolish, she was not dumb.

1549
01:19:47.079 --> 01:19:51.000
<v Speaker 3>And then moose, We're long gone from Dover at the time,

1550
01:19:51.439 --> 01:20:03.479
<v Speaker 3>okay of deciding. Additionally, mm, moose, don't stand on my legs. No,

1551
01:20:03.560 --> 01:20:05.039
<v Speaker 3>where do they sit on top of walls.

1552
01:20:05.079 --> 01:20:06.840
<v Speaker 2>I'd love to see a fucking moose sit on that.

1553
01:20:07.199 --> 01:20:10.520
<v Speaker 2>That's not true, that second part, that's not true. Mooses

1554
01:20:10.560 --> 01:20:13.279
<v Speaker 2>are crazy. I've seen fucking moose sit on fucking like

1555
01:20:13.359 --> 01:20:16.279
<v Speaker 2>oh okay, not like when you're saying, like a literal wall, okay,

1556
01:20:16.319 --> 01:20:18.880
<v Speaker 2>you couldn't get up there. But like their shoes, they

1557
01:20:18.920 --> 01:20:21.840
<v Speaker 2>will always stand on the like those stone rocks in

1558
01:20:21.840 --> 01:20:24.359
<v Speaker 2>the East Coast, on the on the side of the highways,

1559
01:20:24.359 --> 01:20:26.119
<v Speaker 2>like so the side of the highways out there, all

1560
01:20:26.159 --> 01:20:28.880
<v Speaker 2>country roads basically, but they got these stone walls that

1561
01:20:28.960 --> 01:20:32.359
<v Speaker 2>go like fucking ridiculously high. You will always see them

1562
01:20:32.399 --> 01:20:35.159
<v Speaker 2>just standing on them, just fucking chill on the side.

1563
01:20:35.319 --> 01:20:41.039
<v Speaker 3>Being Canadian, never seen a moose, never want to.

1564
01:20:41.199 --> 01:20:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, you're in fucking southern Ontario. You're not what I'm

1565
01:20:43.600 --> 01:20:44.159
<v Speaker 2>saying in that.

1566
01:20:44.319 --> 01:20:47.319
<v Speaker 3>How dangerous people that like in the States. I don't

1567
01:20:47.359 --> 01:20:53.119
<v Speaker 3>think you understand how big moose actually are until you

1568
01:20:53.119 --> 01:20:53.920
<v Speaker 3>come face I've seen them.

1569
01:20:54.239 --> 01:20:56.399
<v Speaker 2>If you remind me the second you post this episode,

1570
01:20:56.399 --> 01:20:58.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll fucking post the the moose that was blocking the

1571
01:20:58.680 --> 01:21:00.840
<v Speaker 2>highway when I was trying to drive home from Brunswick.

1572
01:21:01.079 --> 01:21:03.640
<v Speaker 2>I remember that so fucking crazy. Yoh, that was so

1573
01:21:03.680 --> 01:21:05.960
<v Speaker 2>scary you don't even want to drive around it. Man,

1574
01:21:06.199 --> 01:21:09.840
<v Speaker 2>this thing will flip your fucking car. I was so scared.

1575
01:21:09.880 --> 01:21:12.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like fucking two three hundred meters away from it,

1576
01:21:12.279 --> 01:21:14.119
<v Speaker 2>and I just had the car. It was a standard,

1577
01:21:14.119 --> 01:21:17.079
<v Speaker 2>so I had my clutch in in reverse, just waiting

1578
01:21:17.079 --> 01:21:19.199
<v Speaker 2>for him to make a move. I was gonna slam

1579
01:21:19.239 --> 01:21:22.399
<v Speaker 2>that motherfucker. Who as you startle them, they'll yeah, So

1580
01:21:22.479 --> 01:21:24.439
<v Speaker 2>like I did a horn but like I was waiting

1581
01:21:24.520 --> 01:21:27.760
<v Speaker 2>to like fuck off, because like dude, I sat there

1582
01:21:27.800 --> 01:21:30.600
<v Speaker 2>that moves standing in the fucking road eating a fucking

1583
01:21:30.680 --> 01:21:33.199
<v Speaker 2>crow or whatever the fuck it was eating. Like he

1584
01:21:33.199 --> 01:21:35.800
<v Speaker 2>he literally made me sit there for I swear to God,

1585
01:21:35.840 --> 01:21:38.640
<v Speaker 2>over two hours because he was right in the middle.

1586
01:21:38.640 --> 01:21:40.960
<v Speaker 2>So I couldn't really, like, I couldn't just like gun it,

1587
01:21:41.000 --> 01:21:44.000
<v Speaker 2>like you can't. He will flip your fucking vehicle. They'll

1588
01:21:44.039 --> 01:21:48.800
<v Speaker 2>fuck you up. That's fucking They're terrifying, man, They're huge.

1589
01:21:49.479 --> 01:21:53.159
<v Speaker 3>So Billy also denies this creature could be any type

1590
01:21:53.199 --> 01:21:57.920
<v Speaker 3>of animal. This is definitely wasn't no fox or animal.

1591
01:21:58.479 --> 01:22:01.439
<v Speaker 3>It was some kind of creature, was long, thin fingers.

1592
01:22:01.920 --> 01:22:07.880
<v Speaker 3>This thing was more human like in its form than animal. Okay,

1593
01:22:08.119 --> 01:22:09.920
<v Speaker 3>and this is like a seven year old chillosk. I

1594
01:22:09.920 --> 01:22:12.039
<v Speaker 3>don't know what the fuck I saw. Okay, I saw

1595
01:22:12.079 --> 01:22:15.960
<v Speaker 3>something in the seventies. They're weed not that strong.

1596
01:22:17.119 --> 01:22:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1597
01:22:17.920 --> 01:22:20.560
<v Speaker 3>Are they doing acid driving around seventeen?

1598
01:22:20.840 --> 01:22:25.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I doubt it not. No, I don't. I've always

1599
01:22:25.119 --> 01:22:26.760
<v Speaker 2>tried to guess. I've heard my dad's story.

1600
01:22:26.880 --> 01:22:29.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've always tried to guess what it was. Never

1601
01:22:29.159 --> 01:22:32.880
<v Speaker 3>any idea. I wasn't trying to be funny. People who

1602
01:22:32.960 --> 01:22:37.520
<v Speaker 3>know me know I didn't make this up. Lauren Coleman,

1603
01:22:37.680 --> 01:22:42.359
<v Speaker 3>as we said, the noted cryptozoologist from Maine, thinks all

1604
01:22:42.439 --> 01:22:45.479
<v Speaker 3>three settings were credible. He spoke to the teams within

1605
01:22:45.520 --> 01:22:49.279
<v Speaker 3>a week of the reported sightings. We have a credible

1606
01:22:49.359 --> 01:22:54.560
<v Speaker 3>case over twenty five hours by individuals who saw something.

1607
01:22:55.920 --> 01:23:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Coleman, not Gary, believes that the d over d doesn't

1608
01:23:00.720 --> 01:23:04.960
<v Speaker 2>match any like any sightings that we've seen before.

1609
01:23:05.079 --> 01:23:08.199
<v Speaker 3>Anything has been reported before, such of those of the

1610
01:23:08.279 --> 01:23:14.000
<v Speaker 3>chupacabra or the Sasquatch, or maybe even the Roswell aliens,

1611
01:23:14.760 --> 01:23:22.359
<v Speaker 3>or maybe even the bat eared the goblins from Hopskinville, Kentucky,

1612
01:23:22.680 --> 01:23:25.720
<v Speaker 3>Okay in nineteen fifty five. Do you remember that? No,

1613
01:23:26.960 --> 01:23:30.680
<v Speaker 3>it's crazy. The Hopskinville in encounter that we covered. The guy,

1614
01:23:31.039 --> 01:23:33.800
<v Speaker 3>the guy that shot at these aliens was named Billy.

1615
01:23:34.039 --> 01:23:36.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I do he shot it. I remember that.

1616
01:23:36.560 --> 01:23:40.199
<v Speaker 2>I remember that. I remember alien Ray Taylor. Yeah, I do.

1617
01:23:40.640 --> 01:23:42.359
<v Speaker 2>There was a lot, There was a lot of jokes.

1618
01:23:42.560 --> 01:23:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes that fucking go back because we talked to you.

1619
01:23:45.000 --> 01:23:46.920
<v Speaker 2>I do remember that one strangers.

1620
01:23:46.960 --> 01:23:50.960
<v Speaker 3>Still, weird sightings like this isn't out of the ordinary

1621
01:23:51.119 --> 01:23:56.600
<v Speaker 3>in Dover. The area of Massachusetts had been its fair

1622
01:23:56.640 --> 01:23:59.720
<v Speaker 3>share of weirdness throughout the centuries. Obviously, you have the

1623
01:23:59.720 --> 01:24:02.560
<v Speaker 3>witch sound with trials like Massachusetts.

1624
01:24:03.119 --> 01:24:05.239
<v Speaker 2>Massachusetts, you were doing well pronouncing it.

1625
01:24:07.880 --> 01:24:12.640
<v Speaker 3>Seems a hotbed of a lot of weird goings on

1626
01:24:13.279 --> 01:24:14.479
<v Speaker 3>high strangeness.

1627
01:24:14.560 --> 01:24:17.560
<v Speaker 2>They might say, I wonder how their drug consumption is.

1628
01:24:18.960 --> 01:24:22.159
<v Speaker 3>Coleman noted that the area in which Dover Demon was

1629
01:24:22.199 --> 01:24:27.199
<v Speaker 3>cited already had a history of unexplained activity. In the

1630
01:24:27.239 --> 01:24:30.760
<v Speaker 3>same area, you had three major legends going on, including

1631
01:24:30.760 --> 01:24:33.960
<v Speaker 3>a setting of the Devil on horseback in the sixteen

1632
01:24:34.039 --> 01:24:41.119
<v Speaker 3>hundreds story is a Buried Treasure, and then the Dover Demon.

1633
01:24:42.600 --> 01:24:46.079
<v Speaker 3>Coleman continues, It's almost as as if there was a

1634
01:24:46.079 --> 01:24:51.800
<v Speaker 3>certain certain areas that collect sightings almost in a magnetic way.

1635
01:24:53.399 --> 01:24:57.159
<v Speaker 3>Dover could be one of those places.

1636
01:24:57.600 --> 01:24:57.840
<v Speaker 2>To me.

1637
01:24:58.399 --> 01:25:00.840
<v Speaker 3>I know this was a strain episode, a lot of

1638
01:25:00.840 --> 01:25:07.199
<v Speaker 3>fucking banter, ridiculousness. But this idea that this thing existed,

1639
01:25:07.239 --> 01:25:09.680
<v Speaker 3>whatever it was, and the fact that three people saw

1640
01:25:09.680 --> 01:25:14.239
<v Speaker 3>it in the around twenty five hours, is how they

1641
01:25:15.479 --> 01:25:18.880
<v Speaker 3>put this together. Twenty four to twenty five hours. This

1642
01:25:18.880 --> 01:25:23.960
<v Speaker 3>thing was started by three people. Nobody knows what it.

1643
01:25:23.960 --> 01:25:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Is, Nobody knows the troubles.

1644
01:25:27.800 --> 01:25:33.079
<v Speaker 3>Nobody understands why this creature existed. I think that this

1645
01:25:33.159 --> 01:25:35.880
<v Speaker 3>thing might have been like a blip in our reality.

1646
01:25:36.119 --> 01:25:39.359
<v Speaker 3>Something just kind of pop in and out of our reality,

1647
01:25:39.399 --> 01:25:41.199
<v Speaker 3>and we don't understand why they do it.

1648
01:25:41.319 --> 01:25:43.119
<v Speaker 2>I said it was a fucking he took the wrong

1649
01:25:43.199 --> 01:25:45.840
<v Speaker 2>turn on the highway. He's like, oh, fuck me, I'm

1650
01:25:45.840 --> 01:25:47.560
<v Speaker 2>in Earth. I meant to go.

1651
01:25:47.920 --> 01:25:52.359
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever seen Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Good movie.

1652
01:25:52.439 --> 01:25:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I've never actually watched it.

1653
01:25:53.960 --> 01:25:56.720
<v Speaker 3>It's actually really I actually you would like it. Heh Yeah,

1654
01:25:57.000 --> 01:25:59.359
<v Speaker 3>it's a fun film with this idea that these things

1655
01:25:59.399 --> 01:26:01.359
<v Speaker 3>like they don't know what the fuck they're doing. A

1656
01:26:01.359 --> 01:26:04.600
<v Speaker 3>lot of times, I think this creature kind of just

1657
01:26:04.640 --> 01:26:07.439
<v Speaker 3>blipped into our reality. It is weird that all these

1658
01:26:07.479 --> 01:26:12.199
<v Speaker 3>people saw this same creature. That's a weird fucking thing. Okay,

1659
01:26:12.600 --> 01:26:15.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm drinking a little too much Wold Game is, which

1660
01:26:16.359 --> 01:26:20.600
<v Speaker 3>my fiance didn't warm me about, but it is fucking weird.

1661
01:26:21.039 --> 01:26:24.039
<v Speaker 3>This whole case is weird because essentially it's this three stories,

1662
01:26:24.840 --> 01:26:31.239
<v Speaker 3>three stories uh that were and everyone is mostly credible

1663
01:26:31.800 --> 01:26:35.359
<v Speaker 3>of what they've said they saw. They see some sort

1664
01:26:35.359 --> 01:26:39.600
<v Speaker 3>of creature. I don't get the Dover demoned thing. I'm

1665
01:26:39.640 --> 01:26:42.359
<v Speaker 3>sure because people think that the the creature kind of

1666
01:26:42.359 --> 01:26:43.199
<v Speaker 3>looks like a demon.

1667
01:26:43.319 --> 01:26:47.119
<v Speaker 2>Is my it's you know what, it's more publicity. It's

1668
01:26:47.199 --> 01:26:49.119
<v Speaker 2>just look, I saw something and they're like, oh, how

1669
01:26:49.119 --> 01:26:52.199
<v Speaker 2>do we market that? It's it's a demon. It's fucking okay,

1670
01:26:52.279 --> 01:26:55.039
<v Speaker 2>and it's from Dover, like that was a market.

1671
01:26:57.199 --> 01:27:00.319
<v Speaker 3>So what do you think the demon Dover was?

1672
01:27:01.199 --> 01:27:04.159
<v Speaker 2>I think a blip and reality is fair to say.

1673
01:27:05.079 --> 01:27:07.000
<v Speaker 3>Did you actually think that it could have been?

1674
01:27:07.199 --> 01:27:10.279
<v Speaker 2>Because it's like, I just hate the timing and I

1675
01:27:10.319 --> 01:27:12.960
<v Speaker 2>hate that they were all young that saw it because

1676
01:27:12.960 --> 01:27:15.039
<v Speaker 2>they were all like young, Yeah, that's what I mean.

1677
01:27:15.119 --> 01:27:19.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm like they were all probably doing drugs like that

1678
01:27:19.600 --> 01:27:24.880
<v Speaker 2>being said, like, they were pretty fucking accurate. Or just

1679
01:27:26.199 --> 01:27:28.600
<v Speaker 2>like just be if you saw this just to be

1680
01:27:28.760 --> 01:27:33.279
<v Speaker 2>skeptical as fucking hell. They could be actual friends that

1681
01:27:33.359 --> 01:27:36.600
<v Speaker 2>all pretended like they saw it at different times, but

1682
01:27:36.680 --> 01:27:38.880
<v Speaker 2>like that, that's just being ridiculous.

1683
01:27:38.960 --> 01:27:44.079
<v Speaker 3>At the time where it was like you're gonna get

1684
01:27:44.439 --> 01:27:48.319
<v Speaker 3>some sort of attention from the medium, was they kind

1685
01:27:48.359 --> 01:27:48.800
<v Speaker 3>of got, but.

1686
01:27:49.000 --> 01:27:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Not what this would have been like nineteen What I'm saying,

1687
01:27:52.920 --> 01:27:58.119
<v Speaker 2>you know what's big in nineteen seventy seven pranks? That's

1688
01:27:58.159 --> 01:28:01.079
<v Speaker 2>big in nineteen seventy seven, and it's like, what's the

1689
01:28:01.119 --> 01:28:03.399
<v Speaker 2>biggest prank we can do? We can make everyone scared

1690
01:28:03.479 --> 01:28:06.359
<v Speaker 2>the living that there was a Dover deal and it

1691
01:28:06.439 --> 01:28:08.279
<v Speaker 2>was a demon. I bet even yeah, maybe even the

1692
01:28:08.319 --> 01:28:10.119
<v Speaker 2>kids said that I don't know what I saw that

1693
01:28:10.199 --> 01:28:14.039
<v Speaker 2>it was scary, it was so scary like that, that's

1694
01:28:14.119 --> 01:28:17.680
<v Speaker 2>just being ridiculous, But fucking I'm open. I don't actually

1695
01:28:17.720 --> 01:28:21.399
<v Speaker 2>know too, Like this is more than any the lot

1696
01:28:21.439 --> 01:28:22.239
<v Speaker 2>of the other ones.

1697
01:28:22.399 --> 01:28:25.479
<v Speaker 3>I think this is some sort of creature that made

1698
01:28:25.560 --> 01:28:28.760
<v Speaker 3>the Graze or Reptonians made like you know what, like

1699
01:28:29.119 --> 01:28:31.319
<v Speaker 3>think about it if we do stupid shit, like I said,

1700
01:28:31.520 --> 01:28:35.640
<v Speaker 3>like creating viruses, because let's just see how fucking deadly

1701
01:28:35.720 --> 01:28:38.439
<v Speaker 3>we can make this imagine like you know what, like

1702
01:28:39.800 --> 01:28:42.680
<v Speaker 3>we let Bigfoot kind of come into their reality. What

1703
01:28:42.720 --> 01:28:44.840
<v Speaker 3>if we just like just kind of put this guy

1704
01:28:44.960 --> 01:28:47.600
<v Speaker 3>there and then he just like it shows as like

1705
01:28:47.640 --> 01:28:50.399
<v Speaker 3>whoa wrong choice or like somebody let him out of

1706
01:28:50.439 --> 01:28:53.439
<v Speaker 3>a lab and then he ends up breaking this threshold

1707
01:28:53.520 --> 01:28:56.720
<v Speaker 3>of reality and like breaks into our reality. And then

1708
01:28:56.960 --> 01:28:59.680
<v Speaker 3>people see it and they're like, what the fuck is

1709
01:28:59.720 --> 01:29:02.359
<v Speaker 3>that that? And then quickly and they like stuck it

1710
01:29:02.399 --> 01:29:06.079
<v Speaker 3>back in the mothership, like, oh ship, we made a mistake,

1711
01:29:07.760 --> 01:29:11.000
<v Speaker 3>all right? Who saw it? A kid named Billy? Okay,

1712
01:29:11.159 --> 01:29:15.640
<v Speaker 3>no one's gonna believe him. Quickly as he appeared, he disappeared.

1713
01:29:16.159 --> 01:29:18.560
<v Speaker 3>I love the idea of cryptids. Are these things?

1714
01:29:18.840 --> 01:29:21.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm still more open to this one than than a

1715
01:29:21.359 --> 01:29:25.319
<v Speaker 2>lot of this one's more kind of like.

1716
01:29:25.960 --> 01:29:28.319
<v Speaker 3>But do you remember the Flatwood Monster of like that

1717
01:29:28.560 --> 01:29:32.399
<v Speaker 3>thing appearing out of nowhere, these long fingernails and these

1718
01:29:32.439 --> 01:29:34.840
<v Speaker 3>like these beings that kind of like people see that

1719
01:29:34.960 --> 01:29:36.399
<v Speaker 3>are credible witnesses that you like.

1720
01:29:36.720 --> 01:29:39.319
<v Speaker 2>That that's actually that's a big part of it is

1721
01:29:39.840 --> 01:29:46.840
<v Speaker 2>where did this has been in Alabama? Okay? I might

1722
01:29:46.880 --> 01:29:51.319
<v Speaker 2>be wary of where it comes from. Uh, are you

1723
01:29:51.319 --> 01:29:51.800
<v Speaker 2>almost done?

1724
01:29:52.039 --> 01:29:53.199
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, we're ready.

1725
01:29:53.279 --> 01:29:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So not not not the fun fact, but the

1726
01:29:55.840 --> 01:29:57.560
<v Speaker 2>one story that I wanted to say on here too.

1727
01:29:57.600 --> 01:30:00.279
<v Speaker 2>But when we were talking about remember yeah, we're talking

1728
01:30:00.279 --> 01:30:04.039
<v Speaker 2>about fucking sober. This is weird. I've been sober on

1729
01:30:04.039 --> 01:30:05.880
<v Speaker 2>one of these fucking podcasts in a long.

1730
01:30:05.680 --> 01:30:11.279
<v Speaker 3>Time, especially this yeah quotationing sober.

1731
01:30:12.439 --> 01:30:16.479
<v Speaker 2>I'm drinking light beer. It's like your light switches on,

1732
01:30:16.640 --> 01:30:23.199
<v Speaker 2>but fucking barely. No people are home that that's what

1733
01:30:23.319 --> 01:30:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it is light switch turned on, but like, yeah,

1734
01:30:26.039 --> 01:30:30.800
<v Speaker 2>you're you're still there anyways, So her this, I know

1735
01:30:30.840 --> 01:30:32.720
<v Speaker 2>I've told the story before. You might remember this one

1736
01:30:33.600 --> 01:30:36.039
<v Speaker 2>talking about inmbreads and talking about the whole thing. So

1737
01:30:37.159 --> 01:30:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I was epis. One day I was driving. Fuck it

1738
01:30:40.640 --> 01:30:43.680
<v Speaker 2>was me and my ex and I and no we

1739
01:30:43.720 --> 01:30:48.479
<v Speaker 2>saw a bunch of picket signers, uh, protesting abortion and

1740
01:30:48.520 --> 01:30:51.159
<v Speaker 2>I just started laughing and it's like what And I'm

1741
01:30:51.199 --> 01:30:55.279
<v Speaker 2>like these fucking guys, It's like, oh ship fuck you.

1742
01:30:55.520 --> 01:30:58.479
<v Speaker 2>She says that audibly. I'm like, okay, let's pull over.

1743
01:30:59.159 --> 01:31:01.520
<v Speaker 2>So we pulled over and I go to these protesters

1744
01:31:01.600 --> 01:31:04.159
<v Speaker 2>and there's like maybe a six or seven of them,

1745
01:31:04.840 --> 01:31:08.079
<v Speaker 2>And it was in Cambridge on Hospital Road. And I

1746
01:31:08.760 --> 01:31:10.760
<v Speaker 2>walk up. I'm like, so, what's what the science? Guys?

1747
01:31:10.840 --> 01:31:14.920
<v Speaker 3>So, Cambridge is a small city in Ontario, is not

1748
01:31:15.079 --> 01:31:15.680
<v Speaker 3>that small.

1749
01:31:15.680 --> 01:31:20.159
<v Speaker 2>It's decent size. Everyone knows it. Anyways, It's not like

1750
01:31:21.720 --> 01:31:26.359
<v Speaker 2>that's fair. It's just south of Toronto. Anyways. I walk

1751
01:31:26.479 --> 01:31:28.760
<v Speaker 2>up and I was like ready to just like fuck

1752
01:31:28.840 --> 01:31:31.079
<v Speaker 2>up their day because I have all these like what

1753
01:31:31.159 --> 01:31:34.359
<v Speaker 2>if this situation happens, like all loaded in my pocket,

1754
01:31:34.439 --> 01:31:38.359
<v Speaker 2>like is now abortion? Okay? So I walk up and

1755
01:31:38.399 --> 01:31:41.640
<v Speaker 2>it turns out this was a church group, so I

1756
01:31:42.279 --> 01:31:48.079
<v Speaker 2>didn't ask. I didn't care. So out of the whatever,

1757
01:31:48.119 --> 01:31:50.920
<v Speaker 2>those seven eight people that were there, seven of them

1758
01:31:50.960 --> 01:31:52.720
<v Speaker 2>fucking let's say there was eight. Seven of them just

1759
01:31:52.800 --> 01:31:56.479
<v Speaker 2>immediately like, don't want to talk to me. There's like no.

1760
01:31:57.039 --> 01:31:58.920
<v Speaker 2>And then there was there was the leader, and she

1761
01:31:59.079 --> 01:32:01.159
<v Speaker 2>was there and I was like, okay, you're the one

1762
01:32:01.199 --> 01:32:03.039
<v Speaker 2>that's gonna give me answers. I'm like, so, why why

1763
01:32:03.279 --> 01:32:05.880
<v Speaker 2>is abortion in bad? And they're like everything that's made

1764
01:32:05.880 --> 01:32:07.840
<v Speaker 2>in God's image is okay. I'm like, so all these

1765
01:32:07.920 --> 01:32:10.960
<v Speaker 2>kids that are fucking up, not using protection and accidentally

1766
01:32:10.960 --> 01:32:13.159
<v Speaker 2>getting pregnant, you think that child's gonna have a good life.

1767
01:32:14.000 --> 01:32:16.920
<v Speaker 2>You're like, yes, I think it will. And I was like,

1768
01:32:16.960 --> 01:32:20.079
<v Speaker 2>what about all these fucking people that get their kids

1769
01:32:20.159 --> 01:32:22.880
<v Speaker 2>up and all these adoption centers that are flooded with children.

1770
01:32:22.960 --> 01:32:26.760
<v Speaker 2>She's like, actually, statistic show there are more parents wanting

1771
01:32:26.840 --> 01:32:29.279
<v Speaker 2>children than there are adoption centers. And I was like,

1772
01:32:29.359 --> 01:32:32.319
<v Speaker 2>then why do adoption centers exist, Like why are people

1773
01:32:32.359 --> 01:32:34.319
<v Speaker 2>in it at all? They should all be picked up.

1774
01:32:34.399 --> 01:32:37.199
<v Speaker 2>And she's like, there actually are people are on waiting

1775
01:32:37.239 --> 01:32:39.119
<v Speaker 2>lists for adoption centers right now. And I was like,

1776
01:32:39.399 --> 01:32:40.760
<v Speaker 2>you know what, even if that's true. I was like,

1777
01:32:40.800 --> 01:32:42.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's true, so I'm not gonna

1778
01:32:42.079 --> 01:32:45.119
<v Speaker 2>argue it. But I was like, what about what about rape?

1779
01:32:45.199 --> 01:32:48.359
<v Speaker 2>She's like in God's image? And I was like, what

1780
01:32:48.479 --> 01:32:51.960
<v Speaker 2>about incest? I'm like, you think that child's fair to

1781
01:32:52.039 --> 01:32:54.960
<v Speaker 2>grow up with that disadvantage in the rest of the world,

1782
01:32:55.560 --> 01:32:58.000
<v Speaker 2>and like, you just want a good life for your child?

1783
01:32:58.079 --> 01:32:59.880
<v Speaker 2>You think that. I was like, you think that's not

1784
01:32:59.880 --> 01:33:05.720
<v Speaker 2>a reasonable, uh, a reasonable like explanation for abortion, And

1785
01:33:05.800 --> 01:33:08.600
<v Speaker 2>this fucking bitch shut me up so fast, but I

1786
01:33:08.600 --> 01:33:10.800
<v Speaker 2>didn't have anything to say. She looks at me and

1787
01:33:10.800 --> 01:33:13.239
<v Speaker 2>she's like, you think people that are incests can't have

1788
01:33:13.279 --> 01:33:15.600
<v Speaker 2>good lives? I'm like, I'm not saying that. What I'm

1789
01:33:15.640 --> 01:33:20.520
<v Speaker 2>saying is as per a parent standpoint, do you think

1790
01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:23.760
<v Speaker 2>that's a good idea. You're immediately rolling the dice on

1791
01:33:23.800 --> 01:33:27.840
<v Speaker 2>a disability where now you're like, okay, I maybe you

1792
01:33:27.880 --> 01:33:30.199
<v Speaker 2>can't emotionally handle it, maybe you can't physically handle it,

1793
01:33:30.239 --> 01:33:32.600
<v Speaker 2>but you're like, look like, I don't want to put

1794
01:33:32.600 --> 01:33:35.640
<v Speaker 2>someone through that much pain, in that many obstacles. And

1795
01:33:35.680 --> 01:33:40.640
<v Speaker 2>she goes, I'll tell you something about incests, Like what's that.

1796
01:33:41.119 --> 01:33:47.960
<v Speaker 2>She's like, I'm a product of incest. I'm like whoa,

1797
01:33:48.079 --> 01:33:53.319
<v Speaker 2>And she's like, and I fucking love my life, all right,

1798
01:33:53.319 --> 01:33:59.039
<v Speaker 2>you shut up. I had nothing else to say. Someone

1799
01:33:59.079 --> 01:34:02.399
<v Speaker 2>said to me. I was like, yeah, fair point. Sorry

1800
01:34:02.439 --> 01:34:06.399
<v Speaker 2>I came over here. Sorry you win, you win, lady.

1801
01:34:06.439 --> 01:34:08.399
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I'm super fucking glad you got

1802
01:34:08.479 --> 01:34:09.800
<v Speaker 2>to go through your thing. And I was like, I

1803
01:34:09.880 --> 01:34:15.239
<v Speaker 2>fucked out that situation fast. That's crazy. It was fucking

1804
01:34:15.399 --> 01:34:18.119
<v Speaker 2>mind blowing. It was so exciting.

1805
01:34:18.279 --> 01:34:19.880
<v Speaker 3>It's so crazy because like.

1806
01:34:20.039 --> 01:34:22.520
<v Speaker 2>I think she was lying. She was way too witty.

1807
01:34:24.079 --> 01:34:26.560
<v Speaker 3>You've had these weird experiences life where like you just

1808
01:34:26.640 --> 01:34:28.960
<v Speaker 3>you'll choose to like or like fuck them.

1809
01:34:29.479 --> 01:34:31.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't talk to them.

1810
01:34:31.560 --> 01:34:33.720
<v Speaker 3>Our ability is like, you know what, I'm gonna shake

1811
01:34:33.800 --> 01:34:37.199
<v Speaker 3>their hands. But this ship's fucking funny. It is weird,

1812
01:34:37.279 --> 01:34:40.560
<v Speaker 3>these cryptic topics of like what exists, and like my

1813
01:34:40.720 --> 01:34:42.039
<v Speaker 3>fucking dog is a cryptid.

1814
01:34:42.079 --> 01:34:44.199
<v Speaker 2>He's we think he's like a.

1815
01:34:44.319 --> 01:34:48.279
<v Speaker 3>Tasmanian devil and the way he fucking does good boy,

1816
01:34:48.359 --> 01:34:48.600
<v Speaker 3>do you.

1817
01:34:48.560 --> 01:34:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Have a do you have a? Fact? All right? This

1818
01:34:52.920 --> 01:34:54.159
<v Speaker 2>reminds me very much.

1819
01:34:54.840 --> 01:34:57.720
<v Speaker 3>This whole episode has reminded me a little bit of

1820
01:34:58.039 --> 01:35:00.279
<v Speaker 3>the way we used to do things, and we rank

1821
01:35:00.319 --> 01:35:04.640
<v Speaker 3>I had maybe too much whiskey, but I still want

1822
01:35:04.640 --> 01:35:07.239
<v Speaker 3>to have more. You did have a good chunk a

1823
01:35:07.319 --> 01:35:10.159
<v Speaker 3>quarter not even a quarter, I would say fift.

1824
01:35:11.159 --> 01:35:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Anyways, I think it's time.

1825
01:35:12.800 --> 01:35:15.800
<v Speaker 3>For it, don't you like clowns?

1826
01:35:15.840 --> 01:35:28.600
<v Speaker 2>No? I don't fuck that. It's time for the day.

1827
01:35:28.960 --> 01:35:29.239
<v Speaker 1>Did you.

1828
01:35:31.840 --> 01:35:34.800
<v Speaker 2>Theres a lot of energy? Man? Uh? Did you know

1829
01:35:35.199 --> 01:35:44.439
<v Speaker 2>bullfrogs don't sleep? What not cool? We do not sleep?

1830
01:35:44.720 --> 01:35:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Motherfuckers are alert twenty four seven.

1831
01:35:48.319 --> 01:35:49.239
<v Speaker 3>Why wouldn't they sleep?

1832
01:35:49.359 --> 01:35:52.119
<v Speaker 2>They just don't. They're they're gens. They don't have to.

1833
01:35:53.000 --> 01:35:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Is that fucking for real? Bullfrogs don't sleep? So, now

1834
01:35:56.720 --> 01:36:00.920
<v Speaker 2>that being said, they do take innerminute rests throughout the

1835
01:36:01.000 --> 01:36:05.199
<v Speaker 2>day I've heard, but their rest that they take, they're

1836
01:36:05.239 --> 01:36:08.399
<v Speaker 2>never in a sleep. It's basically like I'm just I'm

1837
01:36:08.439 --> 01:36:10.840
<v Speaker 2>just gonna rest my muscles for a second and not

1838
01:36:11.000 --> 01:36:14.800
<v Speaker 2>move and like if anything ever happens, like they're they're awake.

1839
01:36:14.920 --> 01:36:18.439
<v Speaker 2>Like they're they're awake the whole time. Cool, isn't that insane?

1840
01:36:18.439 --> 01:36:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Motherfuckers are in grind mode. They're getting ship done, They're

1841
01:36:22.039 --> 01:36:23.560
<v Speaker 2>fucking up those lily pads.

1842
01:36:24.840 --> 01:36:26.920
<v Speaker 3>That's a weird fun fact because I feel like I've

1843
01:36:26.960 --> 01:36:30.199
<v Speaker 3>heard about that before of like they don't sleep, man,

1844
01:36:32.399 --> 01:36:34.640
<v Speaker 3>not cool. That gives my thought of like what do

1845
01:36:34.720 --> 01:36:37.479
<v Speaker 3>you why do we sleep? It's because you need your

1846
01:36:37.640 --> 01:36:38.239
<v Speaker 3>mind in.

1847
01:36:38.199 --> 01:36:43.279
<v Speaker 2>Your body exhaust so their bodies do rest. They will

1848
01:36:43.319 --> 01:36:47.880
<v Speaker 2>lie down and rest their muscles. They're awake. Ye, that's

1849
01:36:48.479 --> 01:36:49.079
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that cool?

1850
01:36:50.640 --> 01:36:52.840
<v Speaker 3>Some fun facts you bring around, Like all right, I'm

1851
01:36:52.880 --> 01:36:56.920
<v Speaker 3>getting ones. I'm like, oh, not about that. You know

1852
01:36:56.920 --> 01:36:59.840
<v Speaker 3>where to find us? Uh, this is really fine to dive.

1853
01:37:00.239 --> 01:37:01.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm seeing billion in a while. So it's been a

1854
01:37:01.920 --> 01:37:05.479
<v Speaker 3>it's been a fun one. We could say that, and uh,

1855
01:37:05.600 --> 01:37:08.560
<v Speaker 3>I enjoyed this. The dover demon is something that is

1856
01:37:08.600 --> 01:37:12.239
<v Speaker 3>so it's one of those well known cryptids, but it's

1857
01:37:12.239 --> 01:37:16.399
<v Speaker 3>also a cryptid that has no information. The Flatwood Monster

1858
01:37:16.520 --> 01:37:20.640
<v Speaker 3>has more information. There's some cryptos that have legitimately more

1859
01:37:20.760 --> 01:37:21.800
<v Speaker 3>tales about it.

1860
01:37:22.760 --> 01:37:25.680
<v Speaker 2>Which and again it's how many people riding a coattail

1861
01:37:25.720 --> 01:37:26.439
<v Speaker 2>of a high of.

1862
01:37:28.239 --> 01:37:33.159
<v Speaker 3>Legitimately three people within the same night. That's different. If

1863
01:37:33.159 --> 01:37:37.319
<v Speaker 3>you have somebody seeing something, it goes in the news

1864
01:37:37.439 --> 01:37:41.359
<v Speaker 3>or even the internet, especially nowadays, someone hears about it

1865
01:37:41.800 --> 01:37:42.600
<v Speaker 3>and then they're like.

1866
01:37:42.560 --> 01:37:44.920
<v Speaker 2>I also saw that, Like you know what, I'm also

1867
01:37:45.239 --> 01:37:47.239
<v Speaker 2>I've got nothing going for me right now. You know

1868
01:37:47.399 --> 01:37:48.239
<v Speaker 2>I saw that.

1869
01:37:48.640 --> 01:37:52.119
<v Speaker 3>See back in the day if you had nothing to

1870
01:37:52.199 --> 01:37:55.319
<v Speaker 3>write off it. And then you have this chick tell

1871
01:37:55.359 --> 01:37:58.399
<v Speaker 3>her dad how she saw a creature looks like a

1872
01:37:58.399 --> 01:38:01.479
<v Speaker 3>dover demon. And then you have this guy, Billy, and

1873
01:38:01.520 --> 01:38:03.600
<v Speaker 3>then John. They all see the same creature in the

1874
01:38:03.640 --> 01:38:06.119
<v Speaker 3>same man. I will tell their family and friends what

1875
01:38:06.199 --> 01:38:06.760
<v Speaker 3>they saw.

1876
01:38:07.840 --> 01:38:09.640
<v Speaker 2>That's what I bet they're all best friends.

1877
01:38:09.720 --> 01:38:12.800
<v Speaker 3>Makes it more believable.

1878
01:38:12.319 --> 01:38:15.159
<v Speaker 2>It does. That's the only thing in small towns, like

1879
01:38:15.199 --> 01:38:18.479
<v Speaker 2>did you guys all plan this? That's the only thing

1880
01:38:18.520 --> 01:38:23.720
<v Speaker 2>that that's my only question. I like less skeptical, Billy.

1881
01:38:23.800 --> 01:38:26.119
<v Speaker 2>It's not less skeptical. You just left me. You left

1882
01:38:26.119 --> 01:38:30.279
<v Speaker 2>me with less skepticism. It's not just like Jimmy was

1883
01:38:30.520 --> 01:38:33.279
<v Speaker 2>fucked up on opioids and he thinks he saw it

1884
01:38:33.319 --> 01:38:35.560
<v Speaker 2>and just like that's real. It's like, kay, Jimmy was

1885
01:38:35.640 --> 01:38:39.279
<v Speaker 2>fucked up on Come on, isn't it fun?

1886
01:38:39.960 --> 01:38:40.560
<v Speaker 3>Fun to believe?

1887
01:38:41.720 --> 01:38:45.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's cool. I love you guys, thanks for listening

1888
01:38:45.079 --> 01:38:47.600
<v Speaker 2>and season okay, so you can find episodes.

1889
01:38:47.640 --> 01:38:49.399
<v Speaker 3>And I was just like joking Living Wolf and the

1890
01:38:49.439 --> 01:38:51.359
<v Speaker 3>Bullet that they're so experienced doing this. I was like,

1891
01:38:51.479 --> 01:38:55.840
<v Speaker 3>you know what funness Every Saturday night you can download us,

1892
01:38:55.960 --> 01:38:56.199
<v Speaker 3>you know.

1893
01:38:56.359 --> 01:39:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Finnest Strangely podcast. Every podcast cheers, cheers that sun. So

1894
01:39:04.079 --> 01:39:06.640
<v Speaker 2>I guess it's gonna be a glorious, a glorious moment

1895
01:39:06.680 --> 01:39:07.960
<v Speaker 2>for me when I'm went in a course it is,

1896
01:39:08.000 --> 01:39:09.720
<v Speaker 2>but I fucking the big horse again. I did not

1897
01:39:09.800 --> 01:39:10.840
<v Speaker 2>take my man sent I.

1898
01:39:10.800 --> 01:39:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Said, no, I don't want to really like this girl's ship.

1899
01:39:13.640 --> 01:39:16.239
<v Speaker 2>The next for China, I'm the crazy eaters. Didn't hear

1900
01:39:16.399 --> 01:39:18.720
<v Speaker 2>she had something in her mouth with Lappa screaming right on,

1901
01:39:18.800 --> 01:39:21.399
<v Speaker 2>Tender must have been a leaner. Yeah, I know, I'm

1902
01:39:21.439 --> 01:39:23.920
<v Speaker 2>a dick and these miners bigger good inside a venture

1903
01:39:24.000 --> 01:39:27.199
<v Speaker 2>puncture her liver, and I can hear now pacing around

1904
01:39:27.199 --> 01:39:29.840
<v Speaker 2>the house, standing up her phone saying, Dad, I want

1905
01:39:29.840 --> 01:39:32.119
<v Speaker 2>to come home forgive me. It's really and I think

1906
01:39:32.119 --> 01:39:34.520
<v Speaker 2>he might have gone crazy. He just keeps screaming at me,

1907
01:39:34.560 --> 01:39:37.079
<v Speaker 2>calling me lady, what the fuck is wrong with him?

1908
01:39:37.159 --> 01:39:39.399
<v Speaker 2>He's been humping the couh for like thirty minutes now,

1909
01:39:39.520 --> 01:39:42.479
<v Speaker 2>saying get the park out my loan time. But he's

1910
01:39:42.479 --> 01:39:44.960
<v Speaker 2>not in my mind, pulled his drawers down and did

1911
01:39:44.960 --> 01:39:48.920
<v Speaker 2>a reach around all on himself. M shaw, motherfucker a service.

1912
01:39:49.079 --> 01:39:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Shot a bottle on the cat first. Please don't square

1913
01:39:51.760 --> 01:39:53.880
<v Speaker 2>because if you squeeze it, it's gonna be a lot

1914
01:39:53.880 --> 01:39:56.680
<v Speaker 2>of panting boob. It's none of a mean us one.

1915
01:39:56.720 --> 01:39:58.720
<v Speaker 2>That's one way to clean it. Another way would be

1916
01:39:58.840 --> 01:40:02.119
<v Speaker 2>to use dumb to burn soap. Give you a body roll.

1917
01:40:02.399 --> 01:40:04.479
<v Speaker 2>Why don't we both jumping down on the couch and

1918
01:40:04.560 --> 01:40:09.079
<v Speaker 2>we can go one out, My love, Open the door.

1919
01:40:09.199 --> 01:40:10.079
<v Speaker 2>This is Joy's father.

1920
01:40:10.319 --> 01:40:12.399
<v Speaker 1>I know you're right in there, Billy getting hold here

1921
01:40:12.439 --> 01:40:13.079
<v Speaker 1>with my daughter.

1922
01:40:13.359 --> 01:40:16.479
<v Speaker 3>Don't ignore me, Ariya, get that door out the hinges.

1923
01:40:16.680 --> 01:40:19.760
<v Speaker 2>You'll be kissing the four reds. Got is my witness.

1924
01:40:19.920 --> 01:40:22.479
<v Speaker 2>You're kissing blood. Hold as he's running for my car

1925
01:40:22.640 --> 01:40:26.640
<v Speaker 2>looking the Carr green. You'll never be between mine. Don'ty's last

1926
01:40:26.640 --> 01:40:28.600
<v Speaker 2>way and your dick is dog meeting.

1927
01:40:28.960 --> 01:40:32.840
<v Speaker 3>You'll do you wishing, not was caring, Maskandi, Your buddy

1928
01:40:32.840 --> 01:40:36.039
<v Speaker 3>will be found. No blood on my laundry get away

1929
01:40:36.319 --> 01:40:38.600
<v Speaker 3>like Coaches' a glam won't fit on me.

1930
01:40:38.960 --> 01:40:40.520
<v Speaker 2>You're probably hiding.

1931
01:40:40.199 --> 01:40:42.960
<v Speaker 3>In the closet like car Kelly, think on right way,

1932
01:40:43.079 --> 01:40:46.720
<v Speaker 3>Tryna start yelling you shitty little focks like a path.

1933
01:40:47.239 --> 01:40:49.479
<v Speaker 2>Just wait till you you am. I rab a blast?

1934
01:40:50.800 --> 01:40:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Did you just shoot me? Now? My pants and full

1935
01:40:52.920 --> 01:40:56.520
<v Speaker 2>of duty? Man? Fuck your money spending your blood. Look

1936
01:40:56.560 --> 01:40:59.560
<v Speaker 2>at dog Moogie moming conscious Hans. I was only getting

1937
01:40:59.640 --> 01:41:02.520
<v Speaker 2>in your understand Is that? What's understand is this conse man,

1938
01:41:02.920 --> 01:41:05.119
<v Speaker 2>no way doing. I don't know where I'm going, but

1939
01:41:05.239 --> 01:41:07.119
<v Speaker 2>if I'm waiting on this concess and the end of

1940
01:41:07.239 --> 01:41:15.399
<v Speaker 2>my story, but you know, you know I'll stay. Fuck Dick,

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<v Speaker 2>h