Speaker 1: Welcome to the cultop cryptis, Strange encounters of frogs and lizards,
Speaker 1: dumb my nick children, DoD.
Speaker 2: Man, Bigfoot, Mockman.
Speaker 1: And all their victims. Murry pictures captured by shot witness,
Speaker 1: ufloes breaking laws of physics, Pictures.
Speaker 2: Of aliens carving the high rogue lyphics. This is a
Speaker 2: bizarre world that.
Speaker 3: We live in.
Speaker 1: So sit back, relax, laugh and listen because we're here
Speaker 1: to talk about some cryptics. This is Tom Thompson Castenos
Speaker 1: the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast, and we're here I
Speaker 1: called the Conspiracy to talk about some bizarre and strange things.
Speaker 1: So strap in for this wild and hilarious ride. Now
Speaker 1: to the show, everybody.
Speaker 2: The curtains are open. We're checking tickets out the door.
Speaker 2: It's about to get strange.
Speaker 3: Everybody.
Speaker 2: Why did uh Princess Diana cross the road? Why she
Speaker 2: wasn't wearing a seatbelt? That's pretty good. I like that.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, everybody, Welcome back to the show.
Speaker 2: It's been a while. This is the last time I
Speaker 2: saw you.
Speaker 3: Yes, guys, what's going on. Billy is back in the
Speaker 3: his house.
Speaker 2: He's been a busy, busy boy. Adult. You know you
Speaker 2: gotta go to work or you don't. I'm I'm playing.
Speaker 2: You know what I plan on doing.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna dress up like like Robin Williams from Jumanji.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring home in ushrooms out of the forest.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna run away.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I'm going to retire in ten years?
Speaker 3: Do you keep saying I don't? So many people think that.
Speaker 3: One of my stepbrothers say that, Oh I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: all these probably give a property. But all these people
Speaker 3: think that they're gonna retire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I have my end goal and all the fans.
Speaker 3: Billy just refuses to buy a laptop so we can
Speaker 3: participate in the show beyond when he comes over here.
Speaker 2: So I have a laptop. It just doesn't work. It works,
Speaker 2: yeah doesn't. I just I don't use it for anything else.
Speaker 2: And then the odds that like like how often am
Speaker 2: I really.
Speaker 3: It depends how often you want to be part of this,
Speaker 3: and if you want to work, you want to give
Speaker 3: the fans.
Speaker 2: I'm fucking working. I take off like half.
Speaker 3: My day every other Friday to be able to come
Speaker 3: do this. You're gonna you're gonna work yourself to death.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna fucking bleed blood and sweat for the
Speaker 2: next ten years so I.
Speaker 3: Can stop, and then you can come podcast all the time. Alright,
Speaker 3: fucking I have nothing else to do then until you
Speaker 3: drink yourself to death.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually that. That's gonna be a new obstacle
Speaker 2: to overcome it that time and be like so fucking
Speaker 2: bored all the time.
Speaker 3: So I have a coworker at work, suggested Buffalo Trace.
Speaker 3: I've never tried it. H I said that I saw
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan drinking it, and then Anton and Aaron proceeded
Speaker 3: to say that Joe Rogan is awful, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I like him.
Speaker 2: He's fucking funny.
Speaker 3: So it's uh, it's not bad to me. A lot
Speaker 3: of whiskey and stuff just tastes the same, like even.
Speaker 2: Like there's good quality whiskeys for sure, Like you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, I will I will show for the
Speaker 2: first time ever, I'm gonna shout out a fucking liquor
Speaker 2: kill kill bag and Irish whiskey is one of the
Speaker 2: best iris whiskies I think I've ever fucking had.
Speaker 3: Kill Bagging is really good. I do like that, But
Speaker 3: I spent my entire life drinking pretty much. That was
Speaker 3: like twelve.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I'll drink anything, like whiskey is whiskey
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, but you don't really
Speaker 2: like you can't admire it when you're not when you're
Speaker 2: mixing it, when.
Speaker 3: You're actually having a taste palette. But I feel like
Speaker 3: my palate's gone, Like even when it's not gone, it's
Speaker 3: even when.
Speaker 2: You can taste things, I mean, your palate's not coming,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: But I even with scotch, right, they always have like
Speaker 3: different scotches that like my fiance's dad, they love their scotch,
Speaker 3: and I'll partake it, I like it and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: but it's just like I don't really taste the difference
Speaker 3: between the good stuff like Glenn Fiddick or like even
Speaker 3: better stuff than that. And then and then RATU label,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So like I don't really
Speaker 3: red labels disgusting. I know it really face like fucking gross.
Speaker 3: But even like I got the Crystal Skull vodka because
Speaker 3: it came with two fucking giant, really good yeah black labels.
Speaker 3: So this came with two cool fucking skeleton cups, the
Speaker 3: Crystal Skull and that's made by dan Aykroy, which she
Speaker 3: used a great believe.
Speaker 2: You bought the whiskey and it came with the skull.
Speaker 2: I thought that was vodka. Yeah, I thought that was
Speaker 2: called vodka. It is, oh so. And the thing is.
Speaker 3: It came with those and so award winning vodka to
Speaker 3: me just tastes like every.
Speaker 2: It actually tastes like ships. That's a big thing to
Speaker 2: you have to like respect something and admire it to
Speaker 2: the point of like actually knowing the distinctive differences, where
Speaker 2: like I will tell you, like I could probably pretty
Speaker 2: much blind taste whiskey. Give me all the vodkas, and like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm good with red wine and I'm
Speaker 2: good with wis.
Speaker 3: I love gin now as I'm getting old. Gin is
Speaker 3: fucking great because there's so many flavor notes in gin.
Speaker 2: But I don't think I've ever actually sat down and
Speaker 2: just drank gin in my life.
Speaker 3: You should, I don't think. I don't think one time.
Speaker 3: I don't think it was more expensive too, because it's good.
Speaker 3: Every gin you get is over three dollars because.
Speaker 2: Most people drink gin and SODA's right gin tonics, And
Speaker 2: you're like, I, I think that's what turned me off
Speaker 2: originally was that was pretty much like the go to
Speaker 2: to make gin good. But like, I fucking hate drink
Speaker 2: tonic water is the grossest goddamn thing to me, got
Speaker 2: befotonic water, It's fucking gross. Man, who just goes, here's
Speaker 2: some tonics compliment. I just realized.
Speaker 3: I was like, my grandpa always had club soda and
Speaker 3: tonic water taste like, and it wasn't. And now I
Speaker 3: realized because I was a kid, and I was like,
Speaker 3: why is he drinking this ship? It's because he drank
Speaker 3: it with like probably really good scotch or yeah, gin or.
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 3: Grandpa's an alcoholic and nah, and you probably hit it
Speaker 3: from me because I used to steal his ship all
Speaker 3: the time. So this is crazy. So just twenty miles
Speaker 3: uh south of Boston. Actually, I want like, I want
Speaker 3: to show this out.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: I see you kuwait, I see you. I see you
Speaker 3: with your downloads. I see what I see what you.
Speaker 2: I see you bad in your head.
Speaker 3: It's just crazy when you see like I've seen it
Speaker 3: where like downloads fluctuate in different countries. Start listening more
Speaker 3: like I've seen tons of weird shit where like for
Speaker 3: a month Mexico loves Us and then like Kuwait has
Speaker 3: like for for this month, it always goes to the
Speaker 3: States than Canada. And then it went Kuwait and I
Speaker 3: was like, I see you guys, I see you guys there.
Speaker 2: What's what's your guys doing down there? Yeahs, you got
Speaker 2: some dunes, I don't know, a lot lots of sand.
Speaker 3: So we are talking about the demon Dover. That the
Speaker 3: Over demon. It looks like a cartoon. Yeah, oh you'll see.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a strange creature.
Speaker 2: And actually I honestly made me jump a little bit
Speaker 2: when through that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a strange looking creature. We're showing uh photos
Speaker 3: of it for all the audio listeners that don't see it.
Speaker 3: But so this is a crazy story. So over the
Speaker 3: course of two days in April nineteen seventy seven, four
Speaker 3: teenagers in a dylic town of Dover, Massachusetts, maschi.
Speaker 2: You did it, you did it?
Speaker 3: It witnessed a horrifying alien creature. But before they could
Speaker 3: find an explanation, the Dover Demon disappeared. And a lot
Speaker 3: of times I said this stability before.
Speaker 2: I like that. I like that sentence too. Before they
Speaker 2: could find an explanation, meaning meaning what they were expecting
Speaker 2: to happen was let's.
Speaker 3: Have a chat with him and we'll get into you
Speaker 3: so we can get some fucking answers. We'll get into
Speaker 3: like why like people question this so much and why
Speaker 3: it is such a one of uh, it's a prevalent cryptid, right,
Speaker 3: and we're doing a design for the cryptos. I'll eventually
Speaker 3: write up that cryptid song that my dog ate up,
Speaker 3: because I have in my memory of how I had
Speaker 3: it structured. But we have some we have fun cryptid
Speaker 3: designs coming where I was like, Aaron, do you want
Speaker 3: to be the Dover Demon?
Speaker 2: He's like sure.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, because Billy's because he's like if
Speaker 3: Billy wasn't bigfoot, I would be. I was like, Billy's
Speaker 3: got to be skinny bigfoot. I was like, I just
Speaker 3: think it will go like.
Speaker 2: It's can we draw like just a fucking hammer head on, Like, hey, Shane,
Speaker 2: could you just draw Billy Crazy the guy everybody I
Speaker 2: got you in a cuckholdt get it? Yeah, we're not
Speaker 2: don't add that.
Speaker 3: Don't add that, fucking Shaine. So hashtag dahmer dick. That's
Speaker 3: so this idea, right, this is one of those cryptos
Speaker 3: that kind of pops in and out of reality, or
Speaker 3: like at least one time, it's kind of popped into our.
Speaker 2: This guy just doesn't know where the fuck he's going.
Speaker 2: He's like the most lost motherfucker on the universe. Fand highway.
Speaker 3: Foot is an interventional being that he like kind of
Speaker 3: pops in and out of reality and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So who imagine just sitting in the living and like,
Speaker 2: I think Bigfoot just fucking popped up beside me on
Speaker 2: my cash. She's like, suck bro oh fuck him late,
Speaker 2: and we got some milkshake fries.
Speaker 3: How you communicated Bigfoot? You hit trees like he like
Speaker 3: hits stuff. Supposedly he also makes like a like a
Speaker 3: wailing sound, like a moan, almost like a no, like
Speaker 3: a like it's weird. There's some weird ship people here
Speaker 3: in the forest. Like that's big fun. It's like is
Speaker 3: it though, No, that's just Jimmy getting raped and everybody
Speaker 3: that hunts for Bigfoot. Sorry is uh this is a
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan joke, but like, did you ever see a
Speaker 3: black guy going to hunt for Bigfoot? It's always some
Speaker 3: ever wait bearded not to point myself out like a
Speaker 3: guy that like is wearing like crocs. I don't wear crocs.
Speaker 3: For everybody that his listening.
Speaker 2: We should, buddy, there's sports Mode gets fucking this sounds
Speaker 2: like they for it. It's different.
Speaker 3: We haven't talked about cryptids in a while with with Billy.
Speaker 3: There's some other ones coming soon.
Speaker 2: I cannot remember the last time we actually talked about
Speaker 2: a crypt I don't know what a crypt fucking crippet
Speaker 2: cripple you fucking you know. I can't say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't say anything anymore. We can't really say
Speaker 3: anything about anybody opinions. I have opinions, No, and remember
Speaker 3: for those are in power, the ones you can't criticize.
Speaker 2: So remember that. I remember that.
Speaker 3: And yeah, not going down to Kanye Road that starts
Speaker 3: saying the ship like no ship the nazisir good.
Speaker 2: Did did I tell you the bilboard thing before?
Speaker 3: Or yeah, say it now?
Speaker 2: So the the bilbird did a good stand up skit
Speaker 2: on that where he was like, uh where He's like
Speaker 2: I was on a first day with a woman and
Speaker 2: we're in a restaurant. She like leans over and she's like,
Speaker 2: let's say something super racist. Okay, I'm listening. She's like,
Speaker 2: there are a lot of Asian people in it. Fucking racist.
Speaker 2: That's an observation, Like you're allowed to just say things
Speaker 2: you see as an observation. Now if you said, what
Speaker 2: the are all these ages like, that's a different Okay,
Speaker 2: that might be a little racist.
Speaker 3: Well, and it's just like obviously and what me and
Speaker 3: Aaron have talked about this too, So is this this
Speaker 3: idea and all of us have talked about this that
Speaker 3: you can't say anything bad anymore the fear of being
Speaker 3: canceled and he'll upset one person with a picket sign.
Speaker 3: So it's just like, too bad. I don't give a ship.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go down the Kanye road of wearing
Speaker 3: a street big street racing jacket.
Speaker 2: And you know, you know it's actually funny.
Speaker 3: I'm about how the Nazis were good fucking crazy guys.
Speaker 3: Someone on Twitch because we're gonna lie twitch live for
Speaker 3: like just for fun, for the recordings the rock cuts,
Speaker 3: and someone was said someone on Twitch was like watching
Speaker 3: the whole thing like him on Kanye on Alex Jones,
Speaker 3: and he was like commenting on it and commentating on
Speaker 3: watching it, and I was like, okay, Anton said, I
Speaker 3: can't push things I say on Twitch because I'll get banned.
Speaker 3: But you can watch Kanye talk about the most crazy Kanye.
Speaker 2: He already like established himself. You know. It's funny though,
Speaker 2: I just realized. So it went from like, Okay, this
Speaker 2: is probably not at all correlated, but it actually is
Speaker 2: true the way it went, and we went fucking let's
Speaker 2: start from pump punk or punk era or everyone's like,
Speaker 2: fuck the government, fuck your feelings. I don't fucking care
Speaker 2: mental health important. I guess everyone started getting feelings, everyone
Speaker 2: started getting upset. A lot of very talented people stop
Speaker 2: get the spotlight because they started saying things that were
Speaker 2: of quote unquote offensive to a small marginal of people.
Speaker 2: And now we have TikTok dancers, and that's that's that's
Speaker 2: what gets you famous if you can do a.
Speaker 3: Little fucking well even Oh, we're in a fucking major
Speaker 3: uh world pandemic plandemic, and then all these nurses are
Speaker 3: doing TikTok fucking dances.
Speaker 2: Fuck off, man, covid FU everything. It's amazing what the
Speaker 2: Internet did for simping. Not gonna lie, I'm simping on
Speaker 2: TikTok right now. I don't even know what that really
Speaker 2: is too. Old for this. It's just like you're just
Speaker 2: fucking I guess, just hitting on someone that you'll you'll
Speaker 2: never see. Like you see a hot girl in a
Speaker 2: picture and you like your video and you commented on it,
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, it's so find you become obsessed with
Speaker 2: they're and like that's why the same thing you can
Speaker 2: simp on somebody even know. I guess it's just like
Speaker 2: you're way too obsessed with I guess that. Where did
Speaker 2: that come from? I don't know. I don't honestly, I'm
Speaker 2: just guessing if that's actually the definition. I'm not. I
Speaker 2: don't know where.
Speaker 3: That comes from. I don't know why that's a fucking thing.
Speaker 2: It's just somebody like even this idea that.
Speaker 3: Like the fucking people that are on what's that fucking
Speaker 3: app that people watch the chicks shick their assalk?
Speaker 2: No, that's part of it. Instagram, No, it's everywhere. The
Speaker 2: porn thing then hub no cras, what can you think
Speaker 2: of Stepdad? No, suck stop? What are you looking for?
Speaker 2: What's what can I think of this? There's a porn
Speaker 2: video that's not a porn site.
Speaker 3: Fan only fans only fans, okay, and they're like, my fans. No, No,
Speaker 3: these are fucking men that jack off to you and
Speaker 3: that they're not your fans. They're literally coming like it's
Speaker 3: fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like they love it attention, like they're deprived of it. Crazy.
Speaker 3: We live in a crazy world, as.
Speaker 2: Never tends with only fans either. There was like fives
Speaker 2: and they're like the people.
Speaker 3: Did we were are The world is getting into a
Speaker 3: dangerous place, so you.
Speaker 2: Think that's what happens on only fans. Everyone's just shoving.
Speaker 2: Man like, this is what a foot long actually looks like.
Speaker 3: So I watch that ship. I don't want to watch
Speaker 3: that ship. I just think it's funny how that becomes
Speaker 3: a describe. I fall like booty models and ship because
Speaker 3: I'm like sure, But the thing is it's also and
Speaker 3: even part of me is like why do I do that?
Speaker 3: It's just like because you want to look at a
Speaker 3: butt and just scrolling through your Instagram, it's.
Speaker 2: Like it's weird. I try so hard to get the
Speaker 2: algorithm to like not show me that because like the
Speaker 2: amount of times I've been in public and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 2: I know, no, it's funny.
Speaker 3: There was someone that was like Buddy that was talking
Speaker 3: about that who said that, and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't like open my phone in public because.
Speaker 2: I do it all.
Speaker 3: Chicks, so they could find explanation, right, nobody even just pops.
Speaker 2: Into our reality. No fucking explanation.
Speaker 3: This is a famous cryptid, Like you know, there's plenty
Speaker 3: of them, but like this one is also up there.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's like a flatwood monster. You remember him?
Speaker 2: That might have been the last fucking one, but there's
Speaker 2: no way we haven't. Dude, I like with me on it,
Speaker 2: like a dude, I don't remember the last monster that
Speaker 2: was before? True? Huh, I think that might have been
Speaker 2: the list.
Speaker 3: This is the last time we're talking about cryptis so
Speaker 3: just twenty miles southwest of Boston, Massachusetts. Uh lies a
Speaker 3: picturesque hamlet named Dover, but hidden among the hard wood
Speaker 3: forests and curvy backs, as you say it that way,
Speaker 3: lurks the Dover Demon. It's an unpleasant little creature, to
Speaker 3: say the least, with a water melon shaped head and
Speaker 3: body of an emaciated monkey men siated.
Speaker 2: You subscribed, hair, I know what we did.
Speaker 3: The last cryptid technically as a cryptids the melon heads.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess that would have been that could
Speaker 2: just be a fucking god, which is what your description
Speaker 2: of that though is basically just hey, Arnold water Oh
Speaker 2: it is you just described this.
Speaker 3: Is the way because essentially it's but it's it's Harold's
Speaker 3: head turned on its side. Oh it's watermelon that way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's that weird. He's a fucking scary looking thing though.
Speaker 3: He's a weird looking dude to me. And we'll get
Speaker 3: into what I think this is if it exists, and
Speaker 3: I think it's probably some sort of experiment by the Grays.
Speaker 2: That's it was. It was a great experiment. They're like,
Speaker 2: and I'd be like us producing like fucking oh, dude,
Speaker 2: I want to see a human with like nineteen arms
Speaker 2: and like one leg but the legs like super wide.
Speaker 2: It's just like a torso down to the leg with
Speaker 2: like nice that'd be. That'd be a cool human can
Speaker 2: think about.
Speaker 3: You've clone goats, We've cloned people. I believe a lot
Speaker 3: of celebrities might be clones, which eventually has to come
Speaker 3: in as an episode because that's in our fucking intro
Speaker 3: and uh, like, we have always technology, so we we
Speaker 3: we believe that eventually. I think we do want to
Speaker 3: dive into a big long episode because now we're talking
Speaker 3: because how we did damer which I want to bring
Speaker 3: you on, but it's just it's gonna be like there's
Speaker 3: it's gonna be a long.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't have four hours. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 2: know you. I know you don't.
Speaker 3: We're gonna dive also into an Arctica, which is gonna
Speaker 3: be a very long one too. But like this idea
Speaker 3: of like doing these big long formatic topics and it's
Speaker 3: like diving into.
Speaker 2: So I want to do great. Those are a nice
Speaker 2: when I'm at home, Yeah, I'm just like.
Speaker 3: That works and actually plugs in.
Speaker 2: It's not the same though, I like money buy a
Speaker 2: nice PC, like a nice dope ass PC. To be honest,
Speaker 2: there's a big part of me that gets you know,
Speaker 2: it just gets satisfaction from you keep asking.
Speaker 3: I know, I know we know each other too well.
Speaker 2: I actually get a lot of enjoyment out of watching
Speaker 2: you get frustrated.
Speaker 3: You see the things that we create, right essentially, like
Speaker 3: that Chicago was like I think it. Chicago was like
Speaker 3: you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna create the
Speaker 3: most deadly virus just before or anybody else does it.
Speaker 2: Uh, because that's what they did, right.
Speaker 3: They created a I think it was a Chicago lab,
Speaker 3: might have been somewhere else, but that created a virus
Speaker 3: like COVID. That was if COVID is real, David, I
Speaker 3: doesn't think so, So I don't know, but that if
Speaker 3: you create this virus and you make it as deadly
Speaker 3: as possible, which this dude, that's gain of function research, right,
Speaker 3: and then just so your enemy doesn't do it first.
Speaker 3: So we're doing stuff like that, So imagine what grays
Speaker 3: and reptilians, if they exist, are doing. It's just like,
Speaker 3: let's see if it could take like a I don't know,
Speaker 3: what would you even Billy? Let's just get Billy. What
Speaker 3: what Billy would describe from the pictures we're showing.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Like? What they what they're thinking? What? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What would it be? What DNA did? They is like,
Speaker 2: So that's why he was on earth because he was
Speaker 2: he was he was grabbing the tadpoles out of our
Speaker 2: fucking ocean. He's a weird, look at you. So he
Speaker 2: grabbed the tadpoles and then they went to.
Speaker 3: Because yeah, I guess, and nature's like kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Actually, they got all this from Earth. Go back to
Speaker 2: that picture. I got this, They got all this, They
Speaker 2: got the tadpoles, and then they found beer. Beer was
Speaker 2: really enjoyable, so they all got a little chunky beer
Speaker 2: about it. They also found uh, being beliemic was cool. Uh,
Speaker 2: so they're they're fat, but they're blimic. And then their
Speaker 2: face they just saw from Halo and they're like, you
Speaker 2: know what, like, let's morph it that way. So one
Speaker 2: dude they just put on the side of a rock
Speaker 2: and hit his head with a sledgehammer for long enough
Speaker 2: that it flattened out. I guess now now he doesn't
Speaker 2: have years because like they're basically in his skull. And
Speaker 2: then they just took that and like three D printed
Speaker 2: it and then just made Gens a cool guy.
Speaker 3: That's what he thinks about cryptids all the time?
Speaker 2: Where did this come from? Billy? So they were drinking
Speaker 2: a lot. They found beer first, and then all of
Speaker 2: the other ideas came after.
Speaker 3: They were Okay, you think it's such a stupid thought,
Speaker 3: but if we have crazy drugs, right, gotta take a
Speaker 3: lootin at Jax all the time, Like I'm fucking always
Speaker 3: on some sort of strain of mushroom. I got new
Speaker 3: ones coming thrasher. I've tried all these different kinds. I'm
Speaker 3: trying more and more as I go through this.
Speaker 2: Right, and brag about being on drugs, it's a natural thing.
Speaker 2: That funk.
Speaker 3: You know you are fungus? Do you know you are?
Speaker 3: In Your DNA can be traced back to the mushroom.
Speaker 2: I take that as an insult. That's true. I'm going
Speaker 2: to cancel you. We're all funding.
Speaker 3: So but like it's weird, right, I was gonna say,
Speaker 3: imagine what aliens have as when.
Speaker 2: It comes to drugs. Check this out. It's just called
Speaker 2: covid man. Yeah, yeah, that's rocks.
Speaker 3: It's like that's their drug, but it fucking kills us.
Speaker 3: So they're like, He's like, were guys like, yo zezo,
Speaker 3: where did you leave that the vial that we were
Speaker 3: drinking on. He's like, yo, I took a trip to
Speaker 3: fucking Earth man out tripping balls, and I flew my
Speaker 3: spaceship right into that planet, and I think I fucked up.
Speaker 2: That's that's where nine to eleven. Actually, yeah, it was
Speaker 2: an alien that was just loaded, so you fucking drank
Speaker 2: and flow with but.
Speaker 3: A few hours four teenagers in Dover claim to have
Speaker 3: witnessed the horrifying creature, and all the accounts describe the
Speaker 3: same thing, large glowing eyes on otherwise a blank face.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it looks like. And we'll talk
Speaker 2: about why.
Speaker 3: So animals, right, people saw his glowing eyes pupils, No,
Speaker 3: but think about okay, think about like certain animals in darkness, right,
Speaker 3: they have like a layer over their eyes, the reflex light.
Speaker 2: I've seen raccoons, but.
Speaker 3: This is what people describe this ass and I've watched
Speaker 3: stuff on This is essentially that it if it is
Speaker 3: an animal, it would be something that wouldn't be found
Speaker 3: in Dover, in Massa to in Boston. It wouldn't be
Speaker 3: an animal that has that because certain animals their eyes
Speaker 3: reflect certain lights and it looks different. If you think
Speaker 3: about these crazy well there's things and like it was
Speaker 3: like crazy and the spider monkey. Look they have like
Speaker 3: weird little hands. What's that fucking? I was like, what
Speaker 3: is this thing? It's like a monkey, but it's like
Speaker 3: he's a monkey?
Speaker 2: Am I say?
Speaker 3: Like there's spider monkey ones like the hole on trees
Speaker 3: and they like look all scary. Oh, well, like a lemur.
Speaker 3: It's like it's kind of like a monkey.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 3: You know, you know what I mean, those kind of animals. Anyways,
Speaker 3: the demon is described as a great and white creature
Speaker 3: or white creature, having very large eyes, glowing eyes. And
Speaker 3: I'm nomurally long ten ten ten drill like fingers? What's
Speaker 3: a ten drill? And I look this up really quickly
Speaker 3: so I understand what ten. I just want to see
Speaker 3: a trend rell trend drill now a leaf or stem
Speaker 3: modified in a slender spiral.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, they have. It's a spiral finger. It's almost
Speaker 2: like when your nails get too long and they start curling,
Speaker 2: Like that's what your finger looks like.
Speaker 3: That fucking I was like, that doesn't Does that exist anymore?
Speaker 2: Did you just start nineteen sentences? I probably did. That's all.
Speaker 3: Ripley's believe it or not. Okay, that still happened. Do
Speaker 3: people still do that stuff? Or like the Guinness World Record.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard about that.
Speaker 2: A long time. Yeah, Guinness World Records still exist. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they didn't go bankrupt. I don't think, are you sure?
Speaker 2: The To be fair, the records are getting stupid. I
Speaker 2: think the last one I watched was a couple of
Speaker 2: months ago, and Buddy was like, how many indoor balls
Speaker 2: can I surf on without touching the ground? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: they get like, you fucking what a dumb record just
Speaker 2: to be like, but to be fair, I want to
Speaker 2: find something like that too, because that would be cool
Speaker 2: to be like, I'm a world record holder, bitch, I
Speaker 2: feel like and then you just don't tell anybody really
Speaker 2: what it's is, but you're like, I'm in that book.
Speaker 3: Of anyone, I know. I feel like Billy could find something.
Speaker 2: That He's like, there's been a couple of things I've
Speaker 2: even seen people do on like those ones. I was like,
Speaker 2: I could do that better, like one hundred percent. It
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that's surfing on the ball thing. It
Speaker 2: was like best balance. I'm like, my balance is impeccable.
Speaker 3: Really, I'm not good at that. Shits when in skateboard.
Speaker 3: So I skateboard for like a year, and I fucking
Speaker 3: I found drums and I was like, I would destroyed
Speaker 3: my skateboard.
Speaker 2: And then I never played drums.
Speaker 3: I played drums for a while and then I just
Speaker 3: got I also got to drugs.
Speaker 2: And then I found drugs.
Speaker 3: Uh for the cryptid beings is so popular the town
Speaker 3: of Dover is actually very small, with the population about
Speaker 3: seven thousand people. It might be more now, but it's
Speaker 3: about some.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's a little it's probably hick it's probably
Speaker 2: a hick armtown. Yeah, okay, famous first sight.
Speaker 3: Even over over the span of two nights in nineteen
Speaker 3: ninety seven of nineteen seventy seven, sorry everybody, several teenagers
Speaker 3: reported have seen a similar creature.
Speaker 2: How convenient before cell phones.
Speaker 3: And I'm just kidding, And there's still been no explanation
Speaker 3: for these sightings.
Speaker 2: And I always try to be the believer. And then
Speaker 2: he that's.
Speaker 3: If you're driving down the street and you're like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck is that thing? And you're like you can't
Speaker 3: comprehend what you're looking at, even though like, okay, I
Speaker 3: know that's not this and this, and your brain would
Speaker 3: come to rational conclusions. Even if you are even like me, okay,
Speaker 3: someone like me or right that believes in the fantastical
Speaker 3: stuff on earth and that anything is possible, I still
Speaker 3: would look at something with a logical mind. Even when
Speaker 3: I saw my shadow people experience, which has always been prevalented,
Speaker 3: I was like, stop telling the story, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: but it's it's something I impacted my life. I still
Speaker 3: try to be like, what what could have been?
Speaker 2: That? Nothing?
Speaker 3: I was completely like mostly sober. I smoked a little
Speaker 3: bit of it was me, yeah, standing over me, and
Speaker 3: then I walked through him for some reason. But this idea,
Speaker 3: like you would your mind would rationalize it, especial if
Speaker 3: you're just all these cryptids that get seeing what people
Speaker 3: are driving that like it just pops in the middle
Speaker 3: of the street like people have seen supposed to be lockness,
Speaker 3: like come across the street and stuff like that, this
Speaker 3: big creature. It's like, how could you mistake that for
Speaker 3: a snake?
Speaker 2: At the time too, Like if I ever saw anything
Speaker 2: like that, that'd be a hardcore like discussion to be like,
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm gonna tell anybody, Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: you get that idea I'm not. I'm just going to
Speaker 2: shut my fucking mouth because there's no fucking way the
Speaker 2: rest of my life doesn't go downhill. If I open
Speaker 2: the story.
Speaker 3: And then Billy's like has one of those things that
Speaker 3: those wheat the farmers like chew on wheat. Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: like sitting in a pastor and he's wearing overalls and
Speaker 3: be like crazy.
Speaker 2: No, fucking no, billy, you're just too fucking drunk. You
Speaker 2: actually got fucked by a raccoon, that's how much you
Speaker 2: were passing.
Speaker 3: So funny how many things are like a billy name.
Speaker 3: I go say, we're getting all prepared for some stuff
Speaker 3: to do. You guys will find out. But like with movies,
Speaker 3: or we're surrounding some horror movies with the Christmas and
Speaker 3: there's a.
Speaker 2: Lot of billies in that.
Speaker 3: Fucking a lot of billies out there that do a
Speaker 3: lot of crazy things.
Speaker 2: These are fucking icons, man. So there's still long explanation
Speaker 2: for these sightings.
Speaker 3: The Bizarre Tale begins at ten thirty two pm on
Speaker 3: April twenty first.
Speaker 2: Ten thirty two pm. October thirtieth, two pm.
Speaker 3: No, ten thirty two pm, like literally to the minute.
Speaker 2: Oh, ten thirty two Oh okay, got you okay, got
Speaker 2: you okay?
Speaker 3: On April twenty first, a day after Hitler's birthday or
Speaker 3: for twenty for everybody, which I'm excited for that we're
Speaker 3: doing a live special. You should be part of it,
Speaker 3: but I.
Speaker 2: Know I'll drink. It can also be about drinking, because
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking smoking weedle you that much, and uh.
Speaker 3: And we're trying to keep things timeless, but I'm gonna
Speaker 3: mention anyway is four four twenty because now we're connected
Speaker 3: with Aaron doing his horror podcast. I've never seen this
Speaker 3: movie called Evil Bong and there's like five of them
Speaker 3: where this bong kills people, and I'm like, that's gonna
Speaker 3: be so much fun to.
Speaker 2: Talk kills people still today. Kills all the determination, all
Speaker 2: their efforts, all their motivation, makes them stuck in their
Speaker 2: fucking shitty situations. It makes them feel good about themselves.
Speaker 3: Only people that have terrible mental health, but people that
Speaker 3: have good mental health. It can look at Seth Rogan,
Speaker 3: He's got long assed fingernails for some reason, making.
Speaker 2: Because he keeps forgetting to fucking trim them because he's high.
Speaker 3: So this is even crazier. On April twenty, first three
Speaker 3: seventeen year olds. Can you guess the first one's name?
Speaker 3: Billy Bill Bill Bartlett. Oh, Bill Bartlett.
Speaker 2: Sounds like he's been through the fucking ringer Bill Bartlett.
Speaker 2: Bill Bartlett got beat up by his dad. That's what
Speaker 2: I was gonna say. Literally, I was gonna be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he got beat by his father.
Speaker 3: Mike uh mas a CoA just come on, tell me
Speaker 3: what mas oh CoA because I go, ah, that's fair,
Speaker 3: or like doing fucking.
Speaker 2: That's fair, that's not that's not a ridiculous pronunciation. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's right.
Speaker 3: Mike whatever, Andy Browdie again, don't name your kid with
Speaker 3: two first names. It's a big problem.
Speaker 2: You can't. You can't change your last name though. How
Speaker 2: do you not name your kid two first names? If
Speaker 2: your last name is the first name, you have to
Speaker 2: name his first name and last name, and then it's
Speaker 2: fucking weird. And then you get kids.
Speaker 3: Naming yeah last name like a Rick, like fucking probably somewhere.
Speaker 2: If you're Mike Rick, reach out give you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No one's still got your gift card from like
Speaker 3: how long ago?
Speaker 2: So no one got my get Oh they did. I
Speaker 2: just never fucking sent it. I'm so sorry. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: did I ever get the information for that? No? You
Speaker 2: don't you remember what episode that was? It was? Can
Speaker 2: you tell? I think it was when I said I
Speaker 2: shipped my pants. How'd you remember that? Because I remember things?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy, don't I don't remember anything? Mushroom crazy?
Speaker 2: No, it's yeah, I was on a ship my pants,
Speaker 2: he said, somebody actually did find it, and then I said,
Speaker 2: that's fucking crazy, and then that's the end. That's as
Speaker 2: far as that went. I don't think that went anywhere.
Speaker 2: Oh I think I owe him like fiftyear one hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: You said, you said fifty buckshot that they want to
Speaker 3: go to.
Speaker 2: I feel like I did more than that. I probably
Speaker 2: said one hundred. No, you said fifty. Was it only fifty?
Speaker 2: Well for the delay, We'll give you one hundred if
Speaker 2: anyone can reach back out and do that, because I
Speaker 2: totally it.
Speaker 3: Was crazy how long me and Billy would be doing
Speaker 3: this show. Specifically. You feel bad, man, I feel really bad.
Speaker 3: Somebody went out of the way to find that, and
Speaker 3: I just fucked off. So the all three, all three
Speaker 3: of these seventeen year olds, they're driving, okay, nineteen seventy seven,
Speaker 3: they're probably smoking cigarette. What do you think these guys
Speaker 3: are doing in nineteen seventy seven, smokes cigarettes.
Speaker 2: Complaining that their dad didn't get them the brand new
Speaker 2: Dodge Challenger.
Speaker 3: They're driving north on farm streets and I got this
Speaker 3: shitty beetle Billy Bartlett, who is behind the wheel of
Speaker 3: the Volts Wagon.
Speaker 2: Of course, Billy Bartlet spots. He's the fucking leader of.
Speaker 3: The sports something spots.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's a volts, I can say it.
Speaker 2: I just made a joke about them being in a
Speaker 2: shitty beetle. That's okay, never mind you didn't catch it,
Speaker 2: but yeah, sports spots.
Speaker 3: Sports spots. Something creepy along a low wall of loose
Speaker 3: stone on the side of the road. At first, he
Speaker 3: thinks the image is a dog or a cat until
Speaker 3: his headline headlights shine on it. Then he realizes it's
Speaker 3: nothing he's ever seen.
Speaker 2: Before. That. So we said this town had seven thousand people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're seventeen years old. There's probably a lot of things
Speaker 2: you haven't seen before. Could have been a fucking coon.
Speaker 2: Maybe they didn't have much of a raccoon problem. You
Speaker 2: can't say that, call it raccoon a coon? Yeah, why,
Speaker 2: I guess, don't putting us on it. You can't. When
Speaker 2: I'm talking about a raccoon, I can call them coons.
Speaker 3: Do you remember? Uh, this is a stupid tangent story.
Speaker 3: But you remember Joe, the one that changed David ikes
Speaker 3: tod say.
Speaker 2: He's dead. Yeah, so someone we worked with.
Speaker 3: If you don't know the story, I've been into David
Speaker 3: Ike for a very long time.
Speaker 2: They know the story. Anyone who's listened. I brought this
Speaker 2: up like nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they changed essentially said Dave was dead. I was
Speaker 3: sad about it, and uh he said that he was
Speaker 3: in Chicago and his wife was like, yeah, those coons
Speaker 3: are such a fucking problem. And then he was like,
Speaker 3: don't say that. It like is they were like in
Speaker 3: a Walmart or something, and he's like, you gotta be
Speaker 3: careful what you say in public because some people can
Speaker 3: take it the wrong way.
Speaker 2: Gun take it the fucking wrong blue hair screaming, would
Speaker 2: you ask me? Sorry, what was that? I said? Those
Speaker 2: raccoons are.
Speaker 3: Someone just pulls out a picket sign from their ass
Speaker 3: and was like, I don't like this. And all of
Speaker 3: a sudden you look at them and their hair was
Speaker 3: brown before and then it turns.
Speaker 2: Blue and green. And they got all the every march
Speaker 2: they step sounds like a rattler because they got all
Speaker 2: their anti de pressens in their podcast like that, I
Speaker 2: saw you hear a march and you hear that so
Speaker 2: as he's like, so, the figure slowly turns its head
Speaker 2: and stares into the lights. It's two large eyes and
Speaker 2: around glassy. I I lid liss eyes. That's a weird word.
Speaker 2: I lid list that is a fucking that's a tongue twister.
Speaker 2: I lid liss eyes. Crazy, man, he's got no eyelids.
Speaker 2: How does he keep that ship moist? So why is
Speaker 2: he staring in his mirror if he's trying to look
Speaker 2: at the guy showing images like look how big my
Speaker 2: eyes on it? And it looks like Billy.
Speaker 3: So stupid, so stupid, shining brightly like two orange marbles.
Speaker 3: It's water melon shaped head resting on the top of
Speaker 3: its thin neck, and uh, it's is the Its thin
Speaker 3: neck is like the size of like the rest of
Speaker 3: its body, except for its oversized head. The creature is thin,
Speaker 3: with long, spindly arms and legs and large hands and feet, so.
Speaker 2: He probably doesn't have any bones out of his fucking
Speaker 2: arms spindily. Yeah. I fucking that pictures so often it's
Speaker 2: like I can draw one too.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: Uh, the skin is hairless, peach colored.
Speaker 3: And I know there's different interpretations of this crater. Okay,
Speaker 3: it appears to have rough texture like wet sand paper.
Speaker 2: A reptile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an experiment from the Rep. Billy Bartlett subsequently
Speaker 3: tells cryptozoologist Lauren.
Speaker 2: Coleman, there's a fucking job for this. Why are you
Speaker 2: not doing it? I wish I could a cryptid zoologist
Speaker 2: if I was rich Man. You have no idea what
Speaker 2: I'd be doing. I mean, you know, I would. It
Speaker 2: sounds like she's getting paid lor it is Laura a
Speaker 2: crypti zoologists. Why don't you go look that up see
Speaker 2: if you can become one. That'd be cool. That'd be
Speaker 2: clod job for you. You probably like that. I would, But
Speaker 2: the thing is you get to have money for it too,
Speaker 2: and like, no, maybe you don't. Maybe maybe it's a
Speaker 2: very demand.
Speaker 3: I love Jack Osbourne.
Speaker 2: I would love to eventually get him on the show.
Speaker 3: I can probably get Katrina on because I've known someone
Speaker 3: else who's been connected and done stuff with her.
Speaker 2: She has like haunting stuff.
Speaker 3: He does tons of stuff. That's what I would be doing.
Speaker 3: He has like money, and he has tons of shows.
Speaker 3: He's hunting for ghosts numerous times, tons of different people.
Speaker 2: He's doing what I'm saying. It's not what I'm saying
Speaker 2: that I'm saying. It sounds like this is a legit job,
Speaker 2: like you need money for it, like you, we can
Speaker 2: apply and I want to be your news zoologist.
Speaker 3: Passion project for this, and.
Speaker 2: Then you leave down your fucking well. Okay, so she
Speaker 2: just gave herself that title, then that's not a title
Speaker 2: if you're not getting paid for that, or you didn't
Speaker 2: guess get educated. This is a guy I think said
Speaker 2: her name is Laura. It is Lauren l O r
Speaker 2: e n. Lauren is Laurening. Oh guy name, I guess
Speaker 2: I could be Spanish.
Speaker 3: Or fucking look at British people. Ashley Stacey is like,
Speaker 3: can be a fucking Oh, it's weird.
Speaker 2: It's not weird that Tom Tom's my grandmother.
Speaker 3: Thomasina is a Spanish name for a woman standing no
Speaker 3: more than three and a half to four feet tall.
Speaker 3: The figure is shaped like, Oh, I kicked the fun
Speaker 3: out of it. I know the baby that was like
Speaker 3: the baby the figure of shape. I at baby's body
Speaker 3: with long arms and legs.
Speaker 2: So imagine a baby the baby.
Speaker 3: Imagine a baby, right, but it's got long ass arms
Speaker 3: and legs. Aborted, Okay, it had It had been making
Speaker 3: its way along the wall his long fingers and curled
Speaker 3: around the rocks when the lights lights surprised it. Billy
Speaker 3: witnessed a creature standing on the wall and his eyes
Speaker 3: glowing in the headlights. It was not a dog or cat.
Speaker 3: It had no tail, It had an egg shaped head.
Speaker 3: Billy drops his friends off and goes to fighting. Only
Speaker 3: mentions really Billy and his experience, I'm sure they saw
Speaker 3: it too, but look, fuck it Wallpool Street home to
Speaker 3: his Wallpools. I don't know where that is sure visibly upset,
Speaker 3: he walks through the door and his father asked him
Speaker 3: what's wrong. Billy relates the story and later sketches what
Speaker 3: he has been shown.
Speaker 2: Sketch is that what the green on? Bro? Why are
Speaker 2: these guys like actually good at drawing? That's good. That's
Speaker 2: good to me. That's way better than I could fucking
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: So we're showing Billy's drawing. There is another drawing that
Speaker 3: comes later for the two people that primarily have witnessed
Speaker 3: this creature that made it the phenomenon it was.
Speaker 2: I can't read can you read that text? Oh? Fuck no?
Speaker 2: Can you read it on your computer? Can you see
Speaker 2: it on your computer? No? No? Even advice?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Billy Bartlet I see his name. So it's
Speaker 3: the famous drawing of the Dover Demon. Where he's like
Speaker 3: kind of on the rocks with Billy and this is
Speaker 3: what he drew. This is what he saw with his
Speaker 3: fucking car headlights. And he's like, I don't know what
Speaker 3: it is. This is what I saw. And he's a
Speaker 3: seventeen year old kid. Oh, he saw his first hobos.
Speaker 3: This is what they look like.
Speaker 2: His first midget hobo is his first anti exec probably,
Speaker 2: if you think about it, probably so bad. Man, that's bad.
Speaker 2: There are you being discriminatory against interrogatory the discriminatory against
Speaker 2: anerexic midget hoboes. Billy ray Cyrus is the first thing
Speaker 2: that pops up on Google and you type Billy, Uh,
Speaker 2: there's there's a picture of this kid. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: bring it up for Billy. I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: Around midnight, fifteen year old John Baxter leaves his girlfriend
Speaker 3: Kathy Cornan's house at the south end of Miller high Road.
Speaker 2: Why did you look at me? Like? I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: because I was like I was he Oh my god, no, no, buddy,
Speaker 2: he left from It's like we drink on the show.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, so what if other shows can pronounce
Speaker 3: their ship properly? All the shows drinking like straight whiskey
Speaker 3: and on mushrooms and smoking weed and shit.
Speaker 2: You didn't you didn't mispronounce anything. So he left in
Speaker 2: the south side of Miller's Side Road.
Speaker 3: No, and he left his girlfriend's Kathy Corn and Corney.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why you were looking at me. You're like
Speaker 2: he did here look at me. You're like he left
Speaker 2: from Miller's Side Road and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: not north side. If he came for the north side,
Speaker 2: this would have been like way more like reasonable. But
Speaker 2: he went all the way south side side. Fuck cryptis
Speaker 2: hanging out in the fucking boonies.
Speaker 3: And there's not too much to this. There's two witnesses
Speaker 3: that season.
Speaker 2: Is there even a south side and a seven thousand
Speaker 2: person town? I guess technically, but not really. It takes
Speaker 2: two minutes to drive to the north.
Speaker 3: Smokes a weed on this fucking episode.
Speaker 2: This is uh ah, yeah, more drugs. Let's go.
Speaker 3: More drugs, all right. So it's a good it's a
Speaker 3: hotney oil. I like to spend it a lot. It's good.
Speaker 3: I haven't had oil a long time. Some of the
Speaker 3: fucking Pengin getting out of oil in them when he
Speaker 3: mostly to concentrates fun stuff. So then Baxter John Baxter
Speaker 3: starts walking up the street from his like on his
Speaker 3: way home. You know, we lease his girlfriend house. You know,
Speaker 3: can you describe uh John for all the listeners.
Speaker 2: Billy H. John looks like Eddie van Halen when he
Speaker 2: was like fourteen. Yeah, that's actually good. He's he's also
Speaker 2: like actually for the time era super infit like on
Speaker 2: like that a body like that's like fucking muscular. Back then,
Speaker 2: whatever happened to that? What it's being skinny? Yeah, back
Speaker 2: in the seventies, man, I'd be so normal, Like nobody
Speaker 2: like that wouldn't even be a thought. Nobody'd be like
Speaker 2: that guy's skinny, Like that guy's normal. Isn't that Kay,
Speaker 2: that's a true thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, it is okay listen to me, Like, and I'm
Speaker 3: I am, I'm overwakes. I drink beer and shit like
Speaker 3: that your metabolism. Different people like me existed for sure,
Speaker 3: But if you look back in the seventies and eighties,
Speaker 3: most people were I was also when I was a teenager,
Speaker 3: I was skinny. I can show pictures I was like,
Speaker 3: I was also doing drugs and stuff.
Speaker 2: But I like, if you think about.
Speaker 3: The eighties, a lot of times, and like they're not
Speaker 3: eating the process crap we are even in the seventies six,
Speaker 3: because like this is the seventies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot more whole thing anyway, Like.
Speaker 3: Everyone's eating McDonald's and shit nowadays, Like even like restaurants
Speaker 3: are popping up like that, but they still weren't as processed.
Speaker 3: You make a good point because when you're really dive
Speaker 3: in that thought of like why do we all look
Speaker 3: unhealthy nowadays? Oh, it's because all the shit that we're
Speaker 3: eating that is pushed by Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I like, uh so, what I took out of
Speaker 2: that story was my body's immortal.
Speaker 3: And uh I rely will say that I'm so scared
Speaker 3: that I'm going to talk about you dying. Or I
Speaker 3: made a joke that uh way, I made a joke
Speaker 3: that was like one day Billy's brain will break and
Speaker 3: he will become a serial killer. I made a joke
Speaker 3: about yother damer episode just.
Speaker 2: So you know, I'm not that BA is not off
Speaker 2: the table so crazy. I don't know. Everything's funny right now.
Speaker 2: Let's just ride this out to see where it goes.
Speaker 3: So he's walking half an hour later, Okay, he walked
Speaker 3: about a mile which I have done.
Speaker 2: Have you done that for a girl? Ever? Walking a mile?
Speaker 3: Walked at half an hour for a girl?
Speaker 2: Dude? I walked an hour daily every single day. Was
Speaker 2: fifty minutes to school, an hour and a half to
Speaker 2: switch la.
Speaker 3: And then forty five minutes back talking about Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: it's funny. I'm talking about if you if did you
Speaker 3: ever do that for a girl?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I fucking walked to Saint George from Paris.
Speaker 3: When are you a funny story about Saint George?
Speaker 2: What's that? That took me like six hours of the day?
Speaker 3: Aim and the kid that SHOWBANDA used the Ouiji boy. Right,
Speaker 3: I was talking this chick Ashley at the time, and
Speaker 3: this chick Amber, I think I was dating Amber at
Speaker 3: the time. She was super square and didn't turn into
Speaker 3: be this fucking huge sluduh. But we walked from uh
Speaker 3: Saint George like the outskirts and this is a small
Speaker 3: town essentially, and we walked for and the thing is
Speaker 3: it was snowing and it was like shitty out and
Speaker 3: he kept telling me, He's like, we got to hide
Speaker 3: from cars because if we get caught outside we're teenagers,
Speaker 3: the cops will take us back home. And I'm like
Speaker 3: he was older than me. I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: fourteen and this kid's like that. And then we still
Speaker 3: were hiding in the snow. Every time we see a car,
Speaker 3: we're jumping in the snow bank.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: And then we and they're like, come see us, we'll
Speaker 3: hang out, Come see us, and we go there. I
Speaker 3: see her for five minutes. She barely gives me a
Speaker 3: peck on the cheek. I'm like, man, I came here
Speaker 3: for a fucking hand job or something. Give me something.
Speaker 3: I walked. It took us forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the definition of uh. Tom thinks he's owed something.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I was like, come on like
Speaker 3: and they're like, this is back with MSN. And then
Speaker 3: we walked back and didn't hide in the thing, like
Speaker 3: we didn't jump in the snowbank for We just walked back.
Speaker 3: No car gave a shit that two kids were walking
Speaker 3: on a highway like nobody cared well, like a stretch
Speaker 3: of road that would be equivalent to.
Speaker 2: Like the country country road.
Speaker 3: And it was like it was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: why did you make me jump on the fucking snow
Speaker 3: bank for? And it took us literally twenty minutes longer
Speaker 3: than what it would have if we just walk there,
Speaker 3: and maybe I could have got a hand job.
Speaker 2: Man, things you do you're still you're still better. Things
Speaker 2: you do, you're better about that day. I'm still holding
Speaker 2: on some resentment.
Speaker 3: So fucking funny, I'm like, so stupid. Why we jumping
Speaker 3: in snow banks when cars come, so fucking dumb because
Speaker 3: they're gonna take us away.
Speaker 2: I remember the days of being like that young and
Speaker 2: like you had a girlfriend, but yeah, you never even
Speaker 2: you never even matter, like actually oh on MSN, Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah MSN. And that was on Facebook, like really
Speaker 2: first started.
Speaker 3: That happened to us. I was talking this chick all
Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, and we went to we went to
Speaker 3: some small town del High you know where it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I showed up and she did not look like she
Speaker 3: looked like.
Speaker 2: I got catfish, you know, she got cat with.
Speaker 3: Five pounds of acne. Like it was like, we're like,
Speaker 3: she must have filtered or something. And we went there
Speaker 3: and the we ended up hanging out with other chicks
Speaker 3: and uh, funny story. I'm sorry because this show does
Speaker 3: have banter because it's not a huge case. It's a
Speaker 3: lot of acne and she was like very like nerdy,
Speaker 3: like hey, hey, like hey guys, and we were like
Speaker 3: I went with Lawrence, a buddy that Billy knows, and
Speaker 3: my buddy Christian. We showed up and my mom bought
Speaker 3: us do rags. She's like here when you picked us
Speaker 3: up later on, She's like here, I found these at
Speaker 3: a corner store. I thought you guys would like these.
Speaker 3: And I was like, so you bought us do rags?
Speaker 3: Is that fucking funny? Is that fucking funny? And we
Speaker 3: went like going to this idea of like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: mean in this chick that like I've i've I've seen
Speaker 3: on webcam I talked on MSN.
Speaker 2: Do you remember it? Do you remember changing your your
Speaker 2: title to something super passive aggressive when you're mad at somebody?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the fucking angst. I love it. I
Speaker 2: miss it. I'd have a fight with somebody you ask,
Speaker 2: got a girl and maybe she wasn't into you, and
Speaker 2: then your like immediate title was like whatever, not worth
Speaker 2: it anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true or some like emotion.
Speaker 2: A fucking emo song. Oh my god, I remember Note
Speaker 2: to South. I remember, uh uh fuck? What was the song?
Speaker 2: Somebody put a song in their title, and I thought,
Speaker 2: and I spread a rumor that they were suicidal because
Speaker 2: I thought I thought, I thought they were gonna kill themselves.
Speaker 2: What did they put in their fucking so? How do
Speaker 2: we all looking looking back on this too? Like my
Speaker 2: course of action was not to reach out. It was, oh,
Speaker 2: that's crazy. Wonder what Kyle thinks about? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Was it? Cute without the E? Maybe? Oh yes, yeah
Speaker 2: they put they put cute without the E? And I
Speaker 2: was like, you want to cut yourself. It's a taking
Speaker 2: back Sunday song.
Speaker 3: I love that song.
Speaker 2: Actually, go always go back, I go back that that
Speaker 2: is That's a that's a banger.
Speaker 3: Demoned Dover and Million Tom's memories of being kids with M.
Speaker 3: S N. Because that's essentially where this is going. But
Speaker 3: like this idea, like it just made me think of
Speaker 3: it because like, this guy walked half an hour to
Speaker 3: see his girlfriend. That's that's the idea. And he's walking home, right, it's.
Speaker 2: Only an hour. Grow up, this is even he is only.
Speaker 3: Cops are going outside the popos closing in.
Speaker 2: Joe.
Speaker 3: That was weird and stopped as soon as it hit
Speaker 3: her house. They pull out to her fucking.
Speaker 2: So how Why are you paranoid?
Speaker 3: Tom?
Speaker 2: What you're doing?
Speaker 3: Half an hour later, so as he's walking, he's walking
Speaker 3: aile he observes something, someone approaching him. So he's not
Speaker 3: even a home yet. Back in the day when you
Speaker 3: used to walk kids and your parents would pick you
Speaker 3: up and MSN existed. No. At this time, cell phones
Speaker 3: wasn't even exist. Nothing existed except for telephones with the court.
Speaker 2: Dude, can we go on one? Well, I got nothing existed.
Speaker 2: You just reminded me of Sorry. I remember my friend
Speaker 2: called my home phone and I like really needed to piss,
Speaker 2: and Mom's like, bounds for you, and like my mom's
Speaker 2: never been one to wait for a minute, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm pissing. She's like, God, I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: hit if I pissed before I answer this phone, So
Speaker 2: you come downstairs. I answered the phone like hey, damn.
Speaker 2: I was all excited and I was like, okay, like
Speaker 2: I'm coming to your house kids, Okay, I'll be the pride.
Speaker 2: And I hung up because I needed to piss so bad.
Speaker 2: So I slammed down the phone, turn around and fully
Speaker 2: face planted my fucking uh mom's glass cabinet. They just
Speaker 2: spent thousands of dollars on it, and I shattered the
Speaker 2: whole fucking thing with my head to piss anymore. I pissed.
Speaker 3: Then sometimes you'll get some banter with certain episodes because
Speaker 3: this is too. There's two essentially uh things that happened
Speaker 3: in the story and spent it. So he's on his
Speaker 3: way home, he observes someone approaching him. Because the figure
Speaker 3: is short. John Baxter assumes it's an acquaintance of his MG. Butchard,
Speaker 3: who lives on the street.
Speaker 2: I don't know who. I think it's my friend MG,
Speaker 2: M period g period Butchyard Martin Billy's name. John calls
Speaker 2: out no response, Hey MG, because that's how they're describing it.
Speaker 2: How gun machine gun Butchyard. I like to drink blood
Speaker 2: with my fiance. Fucking fucking machine is fucking weird. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna wear some sort of pointy outfit, uh, just because
Speaker 2: I'm like, did you see? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Man, he's he sold his soul. So John and the
Speaker 3: figure continue to approach each other.
Speaker 2: Finally, the latter stops.
Speaker 3: John then halts as well, so they both halt and
Speaker 3: stops running out asks who is that? The sky is
Speaker 3: dark and overcast. He can only see a shadowy form.
Speaker 3: Trying to get a better look, John Baxter takes on
Speaker 3: a step forward. The figure scurries off to the left,
Speaker 3: running down a shallow, wooden gully, the opposite of the bank.
Speaker 3: As if here runs, John heres it's footsteps on dry leaves.
Speaker 2: He follows the figure.
Speaker 3: Stupid any horror movie, It is always crazy to me
Speaker 3: when people choose to follow, Like, and I've even got
Speaker 3: instinct I was by my if I was with you,
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 2: Do it, Yeah, by yourself. You're like, yeah, curious.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I was like nah, I've also played the aunt
Speaker 3: told me not to play with the Ouiji board, and
Speaker 3: I played with it by myself. So like like essentially
Speaker 3: like that that like curiosity killed the cat or faced himself.
Speaker 2: With a dover Lehman super late on the picture, so.
Speaker 3: Weird ay, so that he sees the fucking He gets
Speaker 3: down the gully. There he sees the creature standing in
Speaker 3: a silhouette a bout thirty feet away its feets. Its
Speaker 3: feet are molded around the top of the rock several
Speaker 3: feet from the tree. The creature's body reminds him of
Speaker 3: a monkey's except for its dark figure eight shaped head.
Speaker 3: So and I'm assuming when it's his figure eight shaped head,
Speaker 3: is the idea that it looks like a figure eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his cheekbones are sunken in, but like his chin
Speaker 2: is wide and his noggins wide.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a celebrity that does.
Speaker 2: Almost like it's almost like an hourglass.
Speaker 3: That's kind of what some of these celebrities that do
Speaker 3: too much face work and they're cheap bones. Jut out.
Speaker 2: It's the opposite. Yeah, but your head is.
Speaker 3: It's two eyes, two lighter spots in the middle of
Speaker 3: its head are look uh, and it's looking straight at John, who,
Speaker 3: after a few manes, begins to feel uneasy. So he's
Speaker 3: just staring at this creature. Okay, this idea, right, if
Speaker 3: you're even staring at a wolf or a.
Speaker 2: Any any creature.
Speaker 3: The other night and Chelsea's dad was like, you're just
Speaker 3: smoking too much weed or something like that. Probably No,
Speaker 3: Charlie was looking at something my dog after Charlie manson
Speaker 3: if people don't know, but that's not really true. But
Speaker 3: I heard these weird sounds like it sounds like and
Speaker 3: I hear coyotes all the time. It sounded like like
Speaker 3: a squealing and it scared the sho shivers down my sponge.
Speaker 2: You know, it's crazy, you know what, I bet that was,
Speaker 2: especially for around here. Have you ever heard raccoons having sex?
Speaker 2: Do you think that's what it was? I don't, dude,
Speaker 2: It's fucked. It's a fucked up noise. Raccoons fucking is fucked.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Anybody searched it up like that is the
Speaker 2: most crazy fucking noise you will ever hear. Is raccoons
Speaker 2: having sex. They're terrifying. Girls. Ah, We've talked about this before.
Speaker 3: It was crazy, like this sound, and I was frightened.
Speaker 3: I was smoking weed, I was drinkers on it, and
Speaker 3: I just had him out and I was like, it
Speaker 3: sounded and it was like one A.
Speaker 2: You probably got a lot of raccoons around here. It
Speaker 2: sounds like somebody's dying. It's fucked. It scared the ship.
Speaker 2: I bet, I bet that's what it was. I bet.
Speaker 2: I bet you just heared raccoons.
Speaker 3: Have so close like we are. Probably I bet they're
Speaker 3: in your fucking backyard, so fucking crazy. So he feels
Speaker 3: uneasy staring at this fucking creature.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to.
Speaker 3: Get in the feel of it, like I get like
Speaker 3: because I like being in my backyard.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's creepy. You don't know too much, like open land, you.
Speaker 3: Don't know what's out there. Realizing he has never seen
Speaker 3: such a creature before, and fearing what it may do next,
Speaker 3: he backs up carefully up to the slope, back up
Speaker 3: kind of to where he was on the main road
Speaker 3: or the road he's walking on.
Speaker 2: He starts pounding.
Speaker 3: He then walks very fast down the road to an
Speaker 3: intersection at Farm Street, the same street that Billy and
Speaker 3: his buddies saw the Dover Demon. That's why some of
Speaker 3: these cryptids appear out of nowhere. There's also someone I
Speaker 3: want to get into called the Sundown Clown, which I
Speaker 3: think I'd like to do with you.
Speaker 2: It fucked.
Speaker 3: It's a crazy one of the craziest crypto stories I've
Speaker 3: ever heard of of these children seeing this clown creature,
Speaker 3: same kind of things. They're a couple passes in a
Speaker 3: car and actually this is a passing car picked him
Speaker 3: up and drove him home. Back in the day also
Speaker 3: where you could just get picked up by somebody.
Speaker 2: You still they still do that on the East Coast.
Speaker 3: You've said that before, I have.
Speaker 2: I told you that. Yeah, it's kind of cool. Hitchhiking
Speaker 2: is still a thing so weird to me. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: here they're just like, go fuck your LP buddy. You
Speaker 2: know what if I actually did see a hitchhiker and
Speaker 2: I wasn't doing anything, I'd probably pick him up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would be got that.
Speaker 3: From Fear and Loathing Las Vegas, which if you got
Speaker 3: to get brush up on your shit, you're supposed to
Speaker 3: be on that episode when we end up getting to it.
Speaker 2: I mean, brush up my ship. That's like my favorite
Speaker 2: fucking movie.
Speaker 3: Well, Anton wants to do that movie with you sick,
Speaker 3: So essentially write this idea of like this crazy that
Speaker 3: picked a fucking it's.
Speaker 2: Funny, are you it's a small tree.
Speaker 3: You're okay with You're okay with picking up a hitchhiker?
Speaker 2: Oh? Fucking Actually I drove. I drove a kid home.
Speaker 2: He's probably like seventeen. He came out to me the
Speaker 2: other day. I just finished work and he's like, hey, buddy,
Speaker 2: do you know where the closest bus stop is? And
Speaker 2: I was like, where are you going? And he's like
Speaker 2: I was like, actually that's right around the corner from
Speaker 2: my house.
Speaker 3: In his perspective, you could have been this serial killer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I came well, I came up to me.
Speaker 2: I was just leaving at home with my ladder and
Speaker 2: I put it in my trunk and then he's like, hey,
Speaker 2: excuse me my phone die? Can you show me where
Speaker 2: the bus stop is? And I was like and then
Speaker 2: I asked, hm, where he's going? And I just drove them.
Speaker 2: This is Silas of the Lamb.
Speaker 3: So it's like, hey, I need help moving this big object.
Speaker 2: You want to help me?
Speaker 3: And then you shove them and fucking trunk. So then
Speaker 3: John sketches what he saw as we're showing the famous
Speaker 3: Dover demon picture of.
Speaker 2: These moldy rock silhouette creature. Oh faintly hands hesly show
Speaker 2: something treat What is a hands gain grab eyes glowing
Speaker 2: hands grip a ring of ring tree? Hands grip ring tree. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I seen by.
Speaker 3: John Baxter on the morning of Friday, April twenty second,
Speaker 3: twelve am.
Speaker 2: So the famous were you walking at twelve thirty in
Speaker 2: the morning. He's leaving his girlfriend's house and this is
Speaker 2: back in the seventies. He should have just stayed there.
Speaker 3: I want to live in the seventies, man, I want
Speaker 3: to I want to be thirty in like eighty five.
Speaker 3: So I grew up within the seventies because right now
Speaker 3: I don't care live in better existence than some fuck
Speaker 3: had run in my country that wears blackface five times
Speaker 3: and fucking stomples on people's right stomples.
Speaker 2: He fucking stomples all over, but he stomples everything.
Speaker 3: He fucking chucks too much maple syrup, hey, and fucking ran.
Speaker 2: Across one of them. Fucking keller geese. This is getting
Speaker 2: back to.
Speaker 3: The next night, Abby Burham fifteen was being driven home
Speaker 3: by Will Train Tour.
Speaker 2: Just fu taste. Abby was being driven by Will why
Speaker 2: do you even got it?
Speaker 3: When she spots something in the road, Abby too described
Speaker 3: this strange creature with large kind of oval.
Speaker 2: Shaped head spindally limbs.
Speaker 3: She said that the being was missing all facial features,
Speaker 3: like as we've kind of said about every case of
Speaker 3: this creature.
Speaker 2: So the only the only contradiction here is everyone keeps
Speaker 2: describing it as spindally fingers. But for one, that word's
Speaker 2: not extremely uh popular with everybody, And that's not that's
Speaker 2: not spindily, that's just long fingers. Spindally would mean eating
Speaker 2: a long curl sin. No spindally's curled though, yeahbe if
Speaker 2: their fingers were literally curled.
Speaker 3: It's weird. Everyone described it the same way, but no drawing.
Speaker 2: Nobody, nobody fucking described it as spindily. I I will
Speaker 2: profusely argue the worst part about this story is that
Speaker 2: they want to say that teenagers in the seventies were
Speaker 2: constantly using the word spindally. I don't buy it. I
Speaker 2: think that's bullshit. What we say.
Speaker 3: Their fingers were long, and it grapped, gripped around you
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 2: They just said, fucking long fingers, that's what they would
Speaker 2: have been. They would have been like, yo, bro, his
Speaker 2: fingers are like long as flock man.
Speaker 3: Some people stop talking to the seventies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all fucking stoned.
Speaker 3: So then Will caught only a fleeting glimpse of the
Speaker 3: creature and said he saw something with large head and
Speaker 3: tan body crushed in the road, and it's weird. He says,
Speaker 3: it's tan.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Everyone else has said like white or like peach colored.
Speaker 2: So he's the only one that said if they just
Speaker 2: look at something quickly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some people think that the dover demon could be
Speaker 3: a man of gees. Come on, say it, say it,
Speaker 3: Say it right now, Say it for me, Say it
Speaker 3: for me. Billy say that for me mane.
Speaker 2: Gieshika, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: Do demon could be a man of Gishi, an animal
Speaker 3: of a Jibwe lore. Maneghieshi are small, gnarly, gangly race
Speaker 3: of trickster half humans. It's kind of funny because there's
Speaker 3: so many we've talked about it in the no native
Speaker 3: folklore and monsters. Yeah, tons of them, tons of them.
Speaker 3: This thing could be what they believe in their culture.
Speaker 3: So Billy Barlett remain shaken, haunted, haunted by this sighting
Speaker 3: even years later.
Speaker 2: I definitely saw something. It's definitely weird. Didn't make it up,
Speaker 2: kind of wish I had.
Speaker 3: It does sound like a Billy saw some sort of creature.
Speaker 3: So fucking funny. This is a strange, a strange thing.
Speaker 3: But essentially so all three of these.
Speaker 2: People you're signed shut up.
Speaker 3: See this being That's why this is not a huge
Speaker 3: case of a cryptid. It's not like Bigfoot. We have
Speaker 3: all these speculations. This was seen twice.
Speaker 2: People that didn't know each other, three times, all together.
Speaker 3: With four people, but mostly the two cases are Billy
Speaker 3: Bartlett and then John is it Baxter?
Speaker 2: Yeah? John Baxter, Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 3: That's the only really too prominent people that see it.
Speaker 3: Abby and her boyfriend also see it. But it's so
Speaker 3: slightly so this thing has existed. It pops up one
Speaker 3: night only, which is, okay, is the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2: What do you think about that?
Speaker 3: Let me let me ask you that question is what
Speaker 3: do you think for the fact that three people saw
Speaker 3: it in the same night, four people including the boyfriend,
Speaker 3: all in the same night, and then no one else
Speaker 3: has seen.
Speaker 2: It since I think he took the wrong road on
Speaker 2: the interok thet the Kaiwai he accidentally just turned off,
Speaker 2: and he's like fucking ignored all the road signs because
Speaker 2: he was drunk or something. Yeah, it's fun and weird
Speaker 2: because I be I think I road signs coming in
Speaker 2: earth fucking watch yourself. They can't know.
Speaker 3: And I always say this that I do tend to
Speaker 3: believe people who've had experiences because I'm out of my own.
Speaker 3: So the fact that this fucking Billy Bartlett character still
Speaker 3: says like, Hey, I don't know what it was. I
Speaker 3: can't explain it, but I saw it and I told
Speaker 3: people about it, and he's like, maybe that was a
Speaker 3: bad idea.
Speaker 2: That's literally where my stance was from the beginning, I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't think i'd tell anybody independently.
Speaker 3: All three witnesses of the Dover Demon had the same
Speaker 3: or eerily similar story.
Speaker 2: Why is he a demon? What did this guy do?
Speaker 2: He did nothing but just be there. I don't understand why.
Speaker 3: The name demon gets attached to things.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was God, see, maybe that was that's what
Speaker 2: God looks like. Maybe God was there in that time.
Speaker 3: I've a beef with a lot of people. When I
Speaker 3: post about aliens or reptilians and stuff.
Speaker 2: Like that, you get you get a lot of beef there.
Speaker 3: Well, a lot of religious people are it's demons, And
Speaker 3: it's like, okay, think about this, think about it logical.
Speaker 2: You get a lot of religious people on your tich
Speaker 2: talk who the fuck's following you? That's religious? A lot
Speaker 2: of people really.
Speaker 3: Because as where as it is a lot of Christians
Speaker 3: specifically are very against what the government's doing, like all religions,
Speaker 3: like you know, there's all sorts of religions that are
Speaker 3: also because they've been taught right with this idea of
Speaker 3: like what is wrong and right and ye people reaching
Speaker 3: government and all that stuff like that is not a
Speaker 3: good thing. A lot of Christians when I was at
Speaker 3: the Freedom I've said before, right when I'm at the Freedom,
Speaker 3: convoys and all that stuff, and in protests, a lot
Speaker 3: of people are religious people that are like, I've had enough,
Speaker 3: this is fucked up. Why are we doing this?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: So everyone always brings up there's always people all the time.
Speaker 3: They're like, it's damons. Okay, Like they're fucking William Cooper.
Speaker 3: What do you think would exist? First, Billy? If a
Speaker 3: aleens exist, right, okay, and they exist as beings from
Speaker 3: other dimensional.
Speaker 2: They exist on their dimensions.
Speaker 3: Carry on, Why would they be demons from a book
Speaker 3: that was essentially written by humans?
Speaker 2: Do you understand?
Speaker 3: Like they always are, like every religious person always like their.
Speaker 2: Demons because that book, that book in their mind wasn't
Speaker 2: a book written by humans. It was a book finally
Speaker 2: put to pend to paper that was from the dawn
Speaker 2: of time. But yeah, so so that being said, don't
Speaker 2: eat pork anyways. So yeah, that being said, if you
Speaker 2: want to say that that would their demons, you're saying
Speaker 2: that God didn't create them, but the devil did. So
Speaker 2: that again, though, the whole point of the Bible in
Speaker 2: general is I was here first before anything. Yeah, So
Speaker 2: I created everything, and then a fallen angel went down,
Speaker 2: demon devil whatever. Yeah, and then he created his own
Speaker 2: realm because he was powerful too. Apparently apparently God gave
Speaker 2: this angel too much power. Yes, that's why you don't
Speaker 2: promote people to early illness until they prove themselves.
Speaker 3: What did? I just always find that crazy, And I've
Speaker 3: yet to respond to all that because I always on
Speaker 3: like we I've thousands of followers because it's easy to
Speaker 3: branch out to people, right, Yeah, And every time anything
Speaker 3: is about reptilians or grays or they're DAMONSI they're inter
Speaker 3: dimensional damons, And it's like, or are the beings that
Speaker 3: have existed way longer than humans have created these weird
Speaker 3: things like the demon Dover and these creatures that exist
Speaker 3: within our folklore and things that people think they see.
Speaker 2: Well, funny enough, they actually could have been before humans,
Speaker 2: even like according to the Bible. So, like God created
Speaker 2: everything and then the fallen angel, the devil apparently, so
Speaker 2: I went actually, whoa, there's a big fun fucking flaw.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, Wait a minute, at what day did God
Speaker 2: create Adam and Eve? So God created Adam and then
Speaker 2: took a rib from him and then created E. But
Speaker 2: what day did that happen?
Speaker 3: If you want to go for the standards, He made
Speaker 3: Lilith first, So when God created Adam is Adam and Lilith,
Speaker 3: and Lilith was created the same DNA that Adam was,
Speaker 3: so she was equal to Adam. That's how fuck the
Speaker 3: story gets. And then essentially Lilith is casted out because
Speaker 3: she's also a heretic against what God preaches.
Speaker 2: And then they create Eve. Okay, so I'm.
Speaker 3: Adam's rib, so she will be subservient to Adam.
Speaker 2: That's the Bible man, Okay, So okay that being said,
Speaker 2: all right, that that part doesn't get taught nor preach.
Speaker 2: But anyways, let's just go off like just basic whatever
Speaker 2: it's hot and breach. So, uh, you have Adam and
Speaker 2: then I guess you make Eve out of a rib.
Speaker 2: But my whole question here is what day did this happen?
Speaker 3: Easily be looked up?
Speaker 2: Okay, can you find that out for me, please, because
Speaker 2: I think I just found one of the biggest loopholes
Speaker 2: in the Bible ever, so to speak. Because the creation, yeah,
Speaker 2: it will it will be under day. It was like
Speaker 2: day five or six, seven.
Speaker 3: Days, which also I appreaci about it, and I we've
Speaker 3: said this show so many times that if religion makes
Speaker 3: you better as a person, I'm all for it. But
Speaker 3: the idea that this is the Holy Gospel, it doesn't
Speaker 3: make sense because at so time is also a constructive
Speaker 3: slavery on the sixth sixth day Okay, the contract of slavery?
Speaker 3: Where did he get weeks of the days from? And
Speaker 3: then we'd like adapt it funk off?
Speaker 2: Okay, anyways, so that's actually a big one too. Anyways,
Speaker 2: So on the sixth day, on the sunset and SunFall whatever,
Speaker 2: and on the sixth day he created Adam any so
Speaker 2: they're both there now. They were told immediately not to
Speaker 2: keep that apple.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the forbidden free yes, truth that the devil already
Speaker 4: put there. So this fallen angel was there since the
Speaker 4: dawn of time.
Speaker 3: Now the tree was created by Satan, right essentially, the.
Speaker 2: No I know, but that's that's the loophole. That's that's
Speaker 2: the flaw, is saying that God was the only one.
Speaker 2: It wasn't God and the devil started everything. It was
Speaker 2: God was the only one. Do you know how God
Speaker 2: created everything? And then suddenly there's just a demon there
Speaker 2: on Dhex. He already felt like it was one day,
Speaker 2: twenty four hours we didn't see.
Speaker 3: You know how deep this shit goes though, when it
Speaker 3: comes to it like so, and if you read the.
Speaker 2: Bible, they say fallen angel and an angel is a human.
Speaker 3: It's it's all to do with aliens. Because think about this, Okay,
Speaker 3: like that's fucked. The idea of Adam and Eve is
Speaker 3: a genetic experiment by aliens. So the idea of like
Speaker 3: the Garden of Eden is essentially a race of beings
Speaker 3: that maybe reptilians or some sort of higher consciousness creator
Speaker 3: created it, and then we essentially become that, And there's
Speaker 3: some sort of creator that keeps us in this like
Speaker 3: lock state where we can't go outside the garden, right,
Speaker 3: And then as soon as you realize that there is
Speaker 3: more out there from this small little domain that whatever
Speaker 3: being kept us in, you start to branch out, and
Speaker 3: like this conversation alone goes crazy deep.
Speaker 2: And that's why me and Anton, that's actually funny, that
Speaker 2: exact sentence he said, I swear to God. And obviously
Speaker 2: you're not using in this text now, but I swear
Speaker 2: to God. I think I've heard of flat Earth or
Speaker 2: say the exact same.
Speaker 3: Thing that's sent I do not. I believe it's our
Speaker 3: fucking borders. I've seen people who got into flat earth.
Speaker 3: And then it leads to this idea that like Nazis,
Speaker 3: I had to want to careful.
Speaker 2: What I say.
Speaker 3: But the idea that his see, we're the good guys
Speaker 3: and trying to eradicate this race of beings that were
Speaker 3: controlling everything. That's where conspiracy theory goes. I've been very
Speaker 3: careful about the way I think and the way I
Speaker 3: construct my ideas because it is easily it's easy to
Speaker 3: get yourself trapped in this this thing of like everything's fucked,
Speaker 3: and you can.
Speaker 2: It's not everything, but there are some fuck things for sure.
Speaker 2: You know it's actually there was.
Speaker 3: Done the Dover Demon. There's only a couple more things.
Speaker 2: I got one one piece to add to that quickly.
Speaker 2: There was a really good uh fuck. I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's a stand up comic or just a public
Speaker 2: speaker or whatever it was. He talked about that, and
Speaker 2: he talked about in a sense of he's like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a stand up comic. He was like, you
Speaker 2: don't believe in any conspiracy theories. He's like, I get
Speaker 2: not most of them, but none of them. He's like,
Speaker 2: you think the governments never fucked up. He's like, I
Speaker 2: have a child. He's like, I'm only in charge of
Speaker 2: one human. He's like, I lie to that motherfucker all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 3: He's like, could you imagine being in charge of that
Speaker 3: many people?
Speaker 2: Is it gonna take?
Speaker 3: And I know, like you and Anton are very skeptical
Speaker 3: about a lot of stuff where I question everything.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what it is. Like they're gonna lie to
Speaker 2: you if for the good of what they see is good,
Speaker 2: if they do or their own they know what is exactly,
Speaker 2: or if it is for their own self interest. Sure,
Speaker 2: you think about us and why this exists.
Speaker 3: This s do overdemoned a creature that is somehow people
Speaker 3: saw it. They thought it was real and our reality.
Speaker 3: And that's why a lot of these stuff and if
Speaker 3: you obviously are a fan of the show, you see
Speaker 3: how we get down these rabbit holes of what thought
Speaker 3: because this happens all the time. What thought is and
Speaker 3: what the creation is, and why these things exist, why
Speaker 3: they appear. Our reality is fragile, in my opinion, and
Speaker 3: the fact that like these things can if we think
Speaker 3: that what the people in power quotations are telling us
Speaker 3: is even a.
Speaker 2: Factual we're it might be though, but no, if you
Speaker 2: were a.
Speaker 3: Controller, you're not gonna get into this talk.
Speaker 2: But there's the difference. Though, Yeah, I was a species
Speaker 2: of being, But it doesn't mean that everything you're saying
Speaker 2: is bullshit. It just means you're manipulating things to make
Speaker 2: your favor. For sure, by every single thing you say
Speaker 2: is definitely up to subjects. It doesn't mean everything.
Speaker 3: Do you think, seriously, do you think Klaus Schwab has
Speaker 3: the good of humanity in his heart? Or do you
Speaker 3: think he's a fucking reptilian that's trying to control every
Speaker 3: aspect of our existence? So we can be the slave
Speaker 3: mindset race of beings, because that's where there's comes.
Speaker 2: Everybody has a different opinion on everything.
Speaker 3: But but these imagine like these dover deem this demon ship. Right,
Speaker 3: something that's leaked. If we leak a fucking virus from
Speaker 3: a Chinese.
Speaker 2: Lab supposedly, right, we blame the Chinese. But that's.
Speaker 3: Like if you want stand how like the Chin has
Speaker 3: existed before any empire, right, the Chinese empire in dynasty
Speaker 3: has existed for centuries. Way longer than the States has
Speaker 3: ever existed. So if you think of the patriotism of
Speaker 3: like I gotta fight from my forefathers, imagine what the
Speaker 3: Chinese think because their dynasty has existed far longer than
Speaker 3: any other.
Speaker 2: So you have this. I don't think in today's generation,
Speaker 2: I don't think that really makes much of a difference
Speaker 2: in a sense of like, yeah, okay, you fight for
Speaker 2: honor and like you get instilled that in your parenting styles,
Speaker 2: But like for somebody just coming in brand new, like
Speaker 2: it doesn't really make a difference to like our generation going, oh,
Speaker 2: I've been around for five hundred years. I've been around
Speaker 2: for five thousand like that PC it was like it's
Speaker 2: much before me anyway, So it doesn't really matter anyways,
Speaker 2: what's the dover guy doing?
Speaker 3: I just want to I want to finish this thought.
Speaker 3: The idea of being able to control something. So they
Speaker 3: let some sort of virus leak, right, imagine right aliens? Yeah,
Speaker 3: if they exist and these beings are above us and
Speaker 3: stuff like that and control maybe things or were an experiment,
Speaker 3: they let an experiment loose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, they create.
Speaker 3: Things and they don't know what effect it's going to have,
Speaker 3: and they're like, oops, and someone sees them for me.
Speaker 3: They see him for an entire night, right, Like all
Speaker 3: these people are seeing him the same area, and then
Speaker 3: they pick them up. They're like and they're like their
Speaker 3: spaceship like, whoops, didn't mean to do that. We get
Speaker 3: that idea. There's that because that's how I picture this
Speaker 3: would kind of be, because three people saw the same shit,
Speaker 3: and all accounts there was something that was kind of
Speaker 3: human but.
Speaker 2: Not quite animal.
Speaker 3: The creature it seemed undeniable, something uncanny had come to Dover.
Speaker 3: Some chalk it up as a strange encounter with maybe
Speaker 3: an Inbread, which I have a very fun topic coming
Speaker 3: for you in the new year.
Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about inmbreads in Nova Scotia. Yeah, why
Speaker 2: why did you make that seem like it was? Why
Speaker 2: did you make fun? I've never heard the story. This
Speaker 2: is like, this isn't the story, man, The entire East
Speaker 2: Coast is Inbread. I'm not, I'm not. That's an observation.
Speaker 2: I'm not even just being fucking my I when I
Speaker 2: live down in New Brunswick. Uh, my second cousin, you
Speaker 2: made this joke. And yeah, two other like just people
Speaker 2: I met, there were currently married to their wife, to
Speaker 2: their immediate family.
Speaker 3: You said that on an episode, and I had a
Speaker 3: buddy at work say, he's like, I thought of you
Speaker 3: when I saw this thing and it's about this inbred family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, East Coast as fus Man like, there's a good
Speaker 2: chance I'm partial inbread. I can see, like realistically I'm
Speaker 2: probably I'm not. There's a lot of fucking flaws I have.
Speaker 2: Then I'm like, yeah, that's probably due to inbread. But
Speaker 2: like whatever, at least I got a brain on me,
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'll take it.
Speaker 3: But because while Billy says he and his friends we're
Speaker 3: looking for a beer for beer that night, they never
Speaker 3: like it. They never embellished in the the Dover Demon.
Speaker 3: They never were like because my thing and I said
Speaker 3: this Aaron too on like the haunting cases that we've
Speaker 3: talked about, is that, yeah, the people like the Warrens
Speaker 3: that are based on like the conjuring stuff. If you're
Speaker 3: looking for money and to make off of this stuff,
Speaker 3: you seem shady. But if you're someone us, like, hey,
Speaker 3: us is some fucked up shit? What is this about?
Speaker 3: In the fact that you're printing like news stories of
Speaker 3: this case of people saying they see this stuff is
Speaker 3: like crazy Billy down the streets. He's a glowing eyes.
Speaker 2: For foot creature with orange skin and glowing eyes stalking
Speaker 2: a town for I love the way, a fucking word
Speaker 2: thing just for a headline. Do you have time for
Speaker 2: one more quick story?
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. This is bringing to an end, so
Speaker 3: to speak.
Speaker 2: Okay, carry on the so remind me about the inbred
Speaker 2: thing though. I got a good story about it. I
Speaker 2: think I've said it on here before. But like, I'm
Speaker 2: sure everyone doesn't listen to everything.
Speaker 3: Because in the docket is there someone told me about it.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's an episode, Billy is gonna be on.
Speaker 3: It's fun, dude.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, anyways, No, I just wanted one
Speaker 2: story anyway, but carry on.
Speaker 3: The creature could have been maybe a feral baby or
Speaker 3: something like that, but maybe it was a baby moose
Speaker 3: mistaken for something more.
Speaker 2: Sinister baby moose with fingers.
Speaker 3: Though April wasn't that.
Speaker 2: Foolish, she was not dumb.
Speaker 3: And then moose, We're long gone from Dover at the time,
Speaker 3: okay of deciding. Additionally, mm, moose, don't stand on my legs. No,
Speaker 3: where do they sit on top of walls.
Speaker 2: I'd love to see a fucking moose sit on that.
Speaker 2: That's not true, that second part, that's not true. Mooses
Speaker 2: are crazy. I've seen fucking moose sit on fucking like
Speaker 2: oh okay, not like when you're saying, like a literal wall, okay,
Speaker 2: you couldn't get up there. But like their shoes, they
Speaker 2: will always stand on the like those stone rocks in
Speaker 2: the East Coast, on the on the side of the highways,
Speaker 2: like so the side of the highways out there, all
Speaker 2: country roads basically, but they got these stone walls that
Speaker 2: go like fucking ridiculously high. You will always see them
Speaker 2: just standing on them, just fucking chill on the side.
Speaker 3: Being Canadian, never seen a moose, never want to.
Speaker 2: Well, you're in fucking southern Ontario. You're not what I'm
Speaker 2: saying in that.
Speaker 3: How dangerous people that like in the States. I don't
Speaker 3: think you understand how big moose actually are until you
Speaker 3: come face I've seen them.
Speaker 2: If you remind me the second you post this episode,
Speaker 2: I'll fucking post the the moose that was blocking the
Speaker 2: highway when I was trying to drive home from Brunswick.
Speaker 2: I remember that so fucking crazy. Yoh, that was so
Speaker 2: scary you don't even want to drive around it. Man,
Speaker 2: this thing will flip your fucking car. I was so scared.
Speaker 2: I was like fucking two three hundred meters away from it,
Speaker 2: and I just had the car. It was a standard,
Speaker 2: so I had my clutch in in reverse, just waiting
Speaker 2: for him to make a move. I was gonna slam
Speaker 2: that motherfucker. Who as you startle them, they'll yeah, So
Speaker 2: like I did a horn but like I was waiting
Speaker 2: to like fuck off, because like dude, I sat there
Speaker 2: that moves standing in the fucking road eating a fucking
Speaker 2: crow or whatever the fuck it was eating. Like he
Speaker 2: he literally made me sit there for I swear to God,
Speaker 2: over two hours because he was right in the middle.
Speaker 2: So I couldn't really, like, I couldn't just like gun it,
Speaker 2: like you can't. He will flip your fucking vehicle. They'll
Speaker 2: fuck you up. That's fucking They're terrifying, man, They're huge.
Speaker 3: So Billy also denies this creature could be any type
Speaker 3: of animal. This is definitely wasn't no fox or animal.
Speaker 3: It was some kind of creature, was long, thin fingers.
Speaker 3: This thing was more human like in its form than animal. Okay,
Speaker 3: and this is like a seven year old chillosk. I
Speaker 3: don't know what the fuck I saw. Okay, I saw
Speaker 3: something in the seventies. They're weed not that strong.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Are they doing acid driving around seventeen?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I doubt it not. No, I don't. I've always
Speaker 2: tried to guess. I've heard my dad's story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've always tried to guess what it was. Never
Speaker 3: any idea. I wasn't trying to be funny. People who
Speaker 3: know me know I didn't make this up. Lauren Coleman,
Speaker 3: as we said, the noted cryptozoologist from Maine, thinks all
Speaker 3: three settings were credible. He spoke to the teams within
Speaker 3: a week of the reported sightings. We have a credible
Speaker 3: case over twenty five hours by individuals who saw something.
Speaker 2: Coleman, not Gary, believes that the d over d doesn't
Speaker 2: match any like any sightings that we've seen before.
Speaker 3: Anything has been reported before, such of those of the
Speaker 3: chupacabra or the Sasquatch, or maybe even the Roswell aliens,
Speaker 3: or maybe even the bat eared the goblins from Hopskinville, Kentucky,
Speaker 3: Okay in nineteen fifty five. Do you remember that? No,
Speaker 3: it's crazy. The Hopskinville in encounter that we covered. The guy,
Speaker 3: the guy that shot at these aliens was named Billy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I do he shot it. I remember that.
Speaker 2: I remember that. I remember alien Ray Taylor. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: There was a lot, There was a lot of jokes.
Speaker 2: Yes that fucking go back because we talked to you.
Speaker 2: I do remember that one strangers.
Speaker 3: Still, weird sightings like this isn't out of the ordinary
Speaker 3: in Dover. The area of Massachusetts had been its fair
Speaker 3: share of weirdness throughout the centuries. Obviously, you have the
Speaker 3: witch sound with trials like Massachusetts.
Speaker 2: Massachusetts, you were doing well pronouncing it.
Speaker 3: Seems a hotbed of a lot of weird goings on
Speaker 3: high strangeness.
Speaker 2: They might say, I wonder how their drug consumption is.
Speaker 3: Coleman noted that the area in which Dover Demon was
Speaker 3: cited already had a history of unexplained activity. In the
Speaker 3: same area, you had three major legends going on, including
Speaker 3: a setting of the Devil on horseback in the sixteen
Speaker 3: hundreds story is a Buried Treasure, and then the Dover Demon.
Speaker 3: Coleman continues, It's almost as as if there was a
Speaker 3: certain certain areas that collect sightings almost in a magnetic way.
Speaker 3: Dover could be one of those places.
Speaker 2: To me.
Speaker 3: I know this was a strain episode, a lot of
Speaker 3: fucking banter, ridiculousness. But this idea that this thing existed,
Speaker 3: whatever it was, and the fact that three people saw
Speaker 3: it in the around twenty five hours, is how they
Speaker 3: put this together. Twenty four to twenty five hours. This
Speaker 3: thing was started by three people. Nobody knows what it.
Speaker 2: Is, Nobody knows the troubles.
Speaker 3: Nobody understands why this creature existed. I think that this
Speaker 3: thing might have been like a blip in our reality.
Speaker 3: Something just kind of pop in and out of our reality,
Speaker 3: and we don't understand why they do it.
Speaker 2: I said it was a fucking he took the wrong
Speaker 2: turn on the highway. He's like, oh, fuck me, I'm
Speaker 2: in Earth. I meant to go.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Good movie.
Speaker 2: I've never actually watched it.
Speaker 3: It's actually really I actually you would like it. Heh Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a fun film with this idea that these things
Speaker 3: like they don't know what the fuck they're doing. A
Speaker 3: lot of times, I think this creature kind of just
Speaker 3: blipped into our reality. It is weird that all these
Speaker 3: people saw this same creature. That's a weird fucking thing. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm drinking a little too much Wold Game is, which
Speaker 3: my fiance didn't warm me about, but it is fucking weird.
Speaker 3: This whole case is weird because essentially it's this three stories,
Speaker 3: three stories uh that were and everyone is mostly credible
Speaker 3: of what they've said they saw. They see some sort
Speaker 3: of creature. I don't get the Dover demoned thing. I'm
Speaker 3: sure because people think that the the creature kind of
Speaker 3: looks like a demon.
Speaker 2: Is my it's you know what, it's more publicity. It's
Speaker 2: just look, I saw something and they're like, oh, how
Speaker 2: do we market that? It's it's a demon. It's fucking okay,
Speaker 2: and it's from Dover, like that was a market.
Speaker 3: So what do you think the demon Dover was?
Speaker 2: I think a blip and reality is fair to say.
Speaker 3: Did you actually think that it could have been?
Speaker 2: Because it's like, I just hate the timing and I
Speaker 2: hate that they were all young that saw it because
Speaker 2: they were all like young, Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm like they were all probably doing drugs like that
Speaker 2: being said, like, they were pretty fucking accurate. Or just
Speaker 2: like just be if you saw this just to be
Speaker 2: skeptical as fucking hell. They could be actual friends that
Speaker 2: all pretended like they saw it at different times, but
Speaker 2: like that, that's just being ridiculous.
Speaker 3: At the time where it was like you're gonna get
Speaker 3: some sort of attention from the medium, was they kind
Speaker 3: of got, but.
Speaker 2: Not what this would have been like nineteen What I'm saying,
Speaker 2: you know what's big in nineteen seventy seven pranks? That's
Speaker 2: big in nineteen seventy seven, and it's like, what's the
Speaker 2: biggest prank we can do? We can make everyone scared
Speaker 2: the living that there was a Dover deal and it
Speaker 2: was a demon. I bet even yeah, maybe even the
Speaker 2: kids said that I don't know what I saw that
Speaker 2: it was scary, it was so scary like that, that's
Speaker 2: just being ridiculous, But fucking I'm open. I don't actually
Speaker 2: know too, Like this is more than any the lot
Speaker 2: of the other ones.
Speaker 3: I think this is some sort of creature that made
Speaker 3: the Graze or Reptonians made like you know what, like
Speaker 3: think about it if we do stupid shit, like I said,
Speaker 3: like creating viruses, because let's just see how fucking deadly
Speaker 3: we can make this imagine like you know what, like
Speaker 3: we let Bigfoot kind of come into their reality. What
Speaker 3: if we just like just kind of put this guy
Speaker 3: there and then he just like it shows as like
Speaker 3: whoa wrong choice or like somebody let him out of
Speaker 3: a lab and then he ends up breaking this threshold
Speaker 3: of reality and like breaks into our reality. And then
Speaker 3: people see it and they're like, what the fuck is
Speaker 3: that that? And then quickly and they like stuck it
Speaker 3: back in the mothership, like, oh ship, we made a mistake,
Speaker 3: all right? Who saw it? A kid named Billy? Okay,
Speaker 3: no one's gonna believe him. Quickly as he appeared, he disappeared.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of cryptids. Are these things?
Speaker 2: I'm still more open to this one than than a
Speaker 2: lot of this one's more kind of like.
Speaker 3: But do you remember the Flatwood Monster of like that
Speaker 3: thing appearing out of nowhere, these long fingernails and these
Speaker 3: like these beings that kind of like people see that
Speaker 3: are credible witnesses that you like.
Speaker 2: That that's actually that's a big part of it is
Speaker 2: where did this has been in Alabama? Okay? I might
Speaker 2: be wary of where it comes from. Uh, are you
Speaker 2: almost done?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're ready.
Speaker 2: Okay, So not not not the fun fact, but the
Speaker 2: one story that I wanted to say on here too.
Speaker 2: But when we were talking about remember yeah, we're talking
Speaker 2: about fucking sober. This is weird. I've been sober on
Speaker 2: one of these fucking podcasts in a long.
Speaker 3: Time, especially this yeah quotationing sober.
Speaker 2: I'm drinking light beer. It's like your light switches on,
Speaker 2: but fucking barely. No people are home that that's what
Speaker 2: Maybe it is light switch turned on, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're you're still there anyways, So her this, I know
Speaker 2: I've told the story before. You might remember this one
Speaker 2: talking about inmbreads and talking about the whole thing. So
Speaker 2: I was epis. One day I was driving. Fuck it
Speaker 2: was me and my ex and I and no we
Speaker 2: saw a bunch of picket signers, uh, protesting abortion and
Speaker 2: I just started laughing and it's like what And I'm
Speaker 2: like these fucking guys, It's like, oh ship fuck you.
Speaker 2: She says that audibly. I'm like, okay, let's pull over.
Speaker 2: So we pulled over and I go to these protesters
Speaker 2: and there's like maybe a six or seven of them,
Speaker 2: And it was in Cambridge on Hospital Road. And I
Speaker 2: walk up. I'm like, so, what's what the science? Guys?
Speaker 3: So, Cambridge is a small city in Ontario, is not
Speaker 3: that small.
Speaker 2: It's decent size. Everyone knows it. Anyways, It's not like
Speaker 2: that's fair. It's just south of Toronto. Anyways. I walk
Speaker 2: up and I was like ready to just like fuck
Speaker 2: up their day because I have all these like what
Speaker 2: if this situation happens, like all loaded in my pocket,
Speaker 2: like is now abortion? Okay? So I walk up and
Speaker 2: it turns out this was a church group, so I
Speaker 2: didn't ask. I didn't care. So out of the whatever,
Speaker 2: those seven eight people that were there, seven of them
Speaker 2: fucking let's say there was eight. Seven of them just
Speaker 2: immediately like, don't want to talk to me. There's like no.
Speaker 2: And then there was there was the leader, and she
Speaker 2: was there and I was like, okay, you're the one
Speaker 2: that's gonna give me answers. I'm like, so, why why
Speaker 2: is abortion in bad? And they're like everything that's made
Speaker 2: in God's image is okay. I'm like, so all these
Speaker 2: kids that are fucking up, not using protection and accidentally
Speaker 2: getting pregnant, you think that child's gonna have a good life.
Speaker 2: You're like, yes, I think it will. And I was like,
Speaker 2: what about all these fucking people that get their kids
Speaker 2: up and all these adoption centers that are flooded with children.
Speaker 2: She's like, actually, statistic show there are more parents wanting
Speaker 2: children than there are adoption centers. And I was like,
Speaker 2: then why do adoption centers exist, Like why are people
Speaker 2: in it at all? They should all be picked up.
Speaker 2: And she's like, there actually are people are on waiting
Speaker 2: lists for adoption centers right now. And I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what, even if that's true. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true, so I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: argue it. But I was like, what about what about rape?
Speaker 2: She's like in God's image? And I was like, what
Speaker 2: about incest? I'm like, you think that child's fair to
Speaker 2: grow up with that disadvantage in the rest of the world,
Speaker 2: and like, you just want a good life for your child?
Speaker 2: You think that. I was like, you think that's not
Speaker 2: a reasonable, uh, a reasonable like explanation for abortion, And
Speaker 2: this fucking bitch shut me up so fast, but I
Speaker 2: didn't have anything to say. She looks at me and
Speaker 2: she's like, you think people that are incests can't have
Speaker 2: good lives? I'm like, I'm not saying that. What I'm
Speaker 2: saying is as per a parent standpoint, do you think
Speaker 2: that's a good idea. You're immediately rolling the dice on
Speaker 2: a disability where now you're like, okay, I maybe you
Speaker 2: can't emotionally handle it, maybe you can't physically handle it,
Speaker 2: but you're like, look like, I don't want to put
Speaker 2: someone through that much pain, in that many obstacles. And
Speaker 2: she goes, I'll tell you something about incests, Like what's that.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm a product of incest. I'm like whoa,
Speaker 2: And she's like, and I fucking love my life, all right,
Speaker 2: you shut up. I had nothing else to say. Someone
Speaker 2: said to me. I was like, yeah, fair point. Sorry
Speaker 2: I came over here. Sorry you win, you win, lady.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm super fucking glad you got
Speaker 2: to go through your thing. And I was like, I
Speaker 2: fucked out that situation fast. That's crazy. It was fucking
Speaker 2: mind blowing. It was so exciting.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy because like.
Speaker 2: I think she was lying. She was way too witty.
Speaker 3: You've had these weird experiences life where like you just
Speaker 3: you'll choose to like or like fuck them.
Speaker 2: I don't talk to them.
Speaker 3: Our ability is like, you know what, I'm gonna shake
Speaker 3: their hands. But this ship's fucking funny. It is weird,
Speaker 3: these cryptic topics of like what exists, and like my
Speaker 3: fucking dog is a cryptid.
Speaker 2: He's we think he's like a.
Speaker 3: Tasmanian devil and the way he fucking does good boy,
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 2: Have a do you have a? Fact? All right? This
Speaker 2: reminds me very much.
Speaker 3: This whole episode has reminded me a little bit of
Speaker 3: the way we used to do things, and we rank
Speaker 3: I had maybe too much whiskey, but I still want
Speaker 3: to have more. You did have a good chunk a
Speaker 3: quarter not even a quarter, I would say fift.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I think it's time.
Speaker 3: For it, don't you like clowns?
Speaker 2: No? I don't fuck that. It's time for the day.
Speaker 1: Did you.
Speaker 2: Theres a lot of energy? Man? Uh? Did you know
Speaker 2: bullfrogs don't sleep? What not cool? We do not sleep?
Speaker 2: Motherfuckers are alert twenty four seven.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't they sleep?
Speaker 2: They just don't. They're they're gens. They don't have to.
Speaker 2: Is that fucking for real? Bullfrogs don't sleep? So, now
Speaker 2: that being said, they do take innerminute rests throughout the
Speaker 2: day I've heard, but their rest that they take, they're
Speaker 2: never in a sleep. It's basically like I'm just I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna rest my muscles for a second and not
Speaker 2: move and like if anything ever happens, like they're they're awake.
Speaker 2: Like they're they're awake the whole time. Cool, isn't that insane?
Speaker 2: Motherfuckers are in grind mode. They're getting ship done, They're
Speaker 2: fucking up those lily pads.
Speaker 3: That's a weird fun fact because I feel like I've
Speaker 3: heard about that before of like they don't sleep, man,
Speaker 3: not cool. That gives my thought of like what do
Speaker 3: you why do we sleep? It's because you need your
Speaker 3: mind in.
Speaker 2: Your body exhaust so their bodies do rest. They will
Speaker 2: lie down and rest their muscles. They're awake. Ye, that's
Speaker 2: Isn't that cool?
Speaker 3: Some fun facts you bring around, Like all right, I'm
Speaker 3: getting ones. I'm like, oh, not about that. You know
Speaker 3: where to find us? Uh, this is really fine to dive.
Speaker 3: I'm seeing billion in a while. So it's been a
Speaker 3: it's been a fun one. We could say that, and uh,
Speaker 3: I enjoyed this. The dover demon is something that is
Speaker 3: so it's one of those well known cryptids, but it's
Speaker 3: also a cryptid that has no information. The Flatwood Monster
Speaker 3: has more information. There's some cryptos that have legitimately more
Speaker 3: tales about it.
Speaker 2: Which and again it's how many people riding a coattail
Speaker 2: of a high of.
Speaker 3: Legitimately three people within the same night. That's different. If
Speaker 3: you have somebody seeing something, it goes in the news
Speaker 3: or even the internet, especially nowadays, someone hears about it
Speaker 3: and then they're like.
Speaker 2: I also saw that, Like you know what, I'm also
Speaker 2: I've got nothing going for me right now. You know
Speaker 2: I saw that.
Speaker 3: See back in the day if you had nothing to
Speaker 3: write off it. And then you have this chick tell
Speaker 3: her dad how she saw a creature looks like a
Speaker 3: dover demon. And then you have this guy, Billy, and
Speaker 3: then John. They all see the same creature in the
Speaker 3: same man. I will tell their family and friends what
Speaker 3: they saw.
Speaker 2: That's what I bet they're all best friends.
Speaker 3: Makes it more believable.
Speaker 2: It does. That's the only thing in small towns, like
Speaker 2: did you guys all plan this? That's the only thing
Speaker 2: that that's my only question. I like less skeptical, Billy.
Speaker 2: It's not less skeptical. You just left me. You left
Speaker 2: me with less skepticism. It's not just like Jimmy was
Speaker 2: fucked up on opioids and he thinks he saw it
Speaker 2: and just like that's real. It's like, kay, Jimmy was
Speaker 2: fucked up on Come on, isn't it fun?
Speaker 3: Fun to believe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool. I love you guys, thanks for listening
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Speaker 2: the house, standing up her phone saying, Dad, I want
Speaker 2: to come home forgive me. It's really and I think
Speaker 2: he might have gone crazy. He just keeps screaming at me,
Speaker 2: calling me lady, what the fuck is wrong with him?
Speaker 2: He's been humping the couh for like thirty minutes now,
Speaker 2: saying get the park out my loan time. But he's
Speaker 2: not in my mind, pulled his drawers down and did
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Speaker 2: Shot a bottle on the cat first. Please don't square
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Speaker 2: of panting boob. It's none of a mean us one.
Speaker 2: That's one way to clean it. Another way would be
Speaker 2: to use dumb to burn soap. Give you a body roll.
Speaker 2: Why don't we both jumping down on the couch and
Speaker 2: we can go one out, My love, Open the door.
Speaker 2: This is Joy's father.
Speaker 1: I know you're right in there, Billy getting hold here
Speaker 1: with my daughter.
Speaker 3: Don't ignore me, Ariya, get that door out the hinges.
Speaker 2: You'll be kissing the four reds. Got is my witness.
Speaker 2: You're kissing blood. Hold as he's running for my car
Speaker 2: looking the Carr green. You'll never be between mine. Don'ty's last
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Speaker 2: You're probably hiding.
Speaker 3: In the closet like car Kelly, think on right way,
Speaker 3: Tryna start yelling you shitty little focks like a path.
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