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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's One Day Clok. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, do you guys know the origin story about the

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<v Speaker 2>chicken crossing the road?

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<v Speaker 3>Me?

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<v Speaker 2>Either.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't follow it solid. Let's get back to the

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<v Speaker 4>sect me talk the uh.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if you could find a groupon for that.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, there's gotta be some some type of coupon group.

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<v Speaker 3>Could you imagine like a frat house getting a group on? Right,

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<v Speaker 3>You get like twenty guys that show up, like they

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<v Speaker 3>all put their appointments separately so you have no clue.

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<v Speaker 3>But then they all show up together wearing their fucking

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<v Speaker 3>sweaters with their with their Creek letters and shit, and

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<v Speaker 3>they're all there button ups.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that'd be fantastic. That'd be fantastic. But I'm telling

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<v Speaker 2>you I could do this as a fucking profession. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>telling you I watched the whole fucking thing go down.

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<v Speaker 2>There isn't a doubt in my mind that I could

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<v Speaker 2>not do this for a living and succeed at it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have a less than fucking one percent.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, Johnny Sins is not an actual doctor, mechanic plumber.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes he is okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>He does clog some pipes. He doesn't really unclog him,

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<v Speaker 3>he clogs them.

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<v Speaker 2>If you play it on TV, then aren't you still

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<v Speaker 2>it like it? Aren't you still one? Like Doogie Howser

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<v Speaker 2>is still Doogie Howser? Right?

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<v Speaker 5>I guess to make stains in the backseatut out the

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<v Speaker 5>heroin Kumar.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll report meat Sandwich. I forgot about that movie, The

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<v Speaker 3>Cocky Sandwich God.

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<v Speaker 5>That was my favorite. Chip.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus Well, his dad's on dequill Hot start episode one

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<v Speaker 3>sixty three.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm known, I'm done.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm stone baby.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to be back. I missed you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Anybody have a have a good dad story for the week?

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<v Speaker 2>No, uh no, My my week was pretty easy. Grace,

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<v Speaker 2>So I got one got sick again, uh he but

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<v Speaker 2>this time it was kind of it was weird. It

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<v Speaker 2>is a little ear infection, so something new, something we

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<v Speaker 2>haven't had in a while. I took him, took him

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<v Speaker 2>to the urgent care. You got that taken care of?

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<v Speaker 2>It is? It is his birthday on Monday, and then

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<v Speaker 2>so happy birthday to Grayson. And then Lily's birthday is

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<v Speaker 2>on the twenty second, so Happy Birthday to Lily. I

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<v Speaker 2>currently leave for some work that has come up. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>kind of excited about. I'm not excited about leaving, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited about getting paid for it because it pay

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<v Speaker 2>It's a hot paycheck. It's a hot paycheck. And then

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<v Speaker 2>Lily has her first dance competition coming up on her

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<v Speaker 2>birthday on Saturday, so I will be driving from California

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<v Speaker 2>straight to Las Vegas for that and we will report

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<v Speaker 2>in how they do next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't calls cast? Where are you guys?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>What you at?

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<v Speaker 3>Where at the dance place? Where are you at? I'm here,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm at Larry Flint's hustler. Where is this funny thing?

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<v Speaker 3>When's it start?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think in Vegas anymore? Right, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think isn't it right there at the end of

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<v Speaker 3>the two fifteen or at the end of the strip,

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<v Speaker 3>like this past Mandally Bay, like between the Blue Diamond?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, Like if you're going south on fifteen, it's

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<v Speaker 5>just before you get to two fifteen intersect. Yes, there

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<v Speaker 5>you go, right there, yeah, not too far down the road.

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<v Speaker 5>They're all right off Dean Martin and all that shit.

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<v Speaker 5>They're all right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's still part of me that wishes I would

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<v Speaker 3>have stepped foot one time in the Larry's villa, and

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<v Speaker 3>then the rest of me is just happy I never did.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, speaking of sickness, though, dodged a near bullet.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess you could say for this house it's a

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<v Speaker 3>it's it. We dodged a missile. So since Thanksgiving, the

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<v Speaker 3>first cold, we don't know what it was. We're just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna call it COVID because it could be right. But

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<v Speaker 3>then we had confirmed flu. Right, so in three out

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<v Speaker 3>of four weeks, our household was sick, minus my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess breastfeeding has its perks where you don't actually

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<v Speaker 3>get sick sometimes where everybody else gets sick. And then

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<v Speaker 3>we had a nice little break and then just like

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<v Speaker 3>a week or two ago, kids were sick again and

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<v Speaker 3>it was actually positive for RSV. So good thing you

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<v Speaker 3>didn't come there Stone for the super Bowl. And then

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<v Speaker 3>the other night, all of a sudden, so I was asleep,

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<v Speaker 3>Summer wakes me up and she's like, hey, I need

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<v Speaker 3>your help. Ellie threw up like okay, like whatever, like

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<v Speaker 3>she's had this cough whatever. That's probably how it happened. No, Biggie.

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<v Speaker 3>Part of that sidetrack is I get up. I felt

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<v Speaker 3>like I was asleep for five or six fucking hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I woke up and felt like I was slept

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<v Speaker 3>like the dead. It was ten forty I'd been asleep

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<v Speaker 3>for like an hour. Fast forward the next three hours

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<v Speaker 3>of every thirty minutes of my daughter throwing up into

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<v Speaker 3>a bucket, and I'm like, this household's going down.

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<v Speaker 2>This is it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the grenade right here, This is it. This

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<v Speaker 3>is it. Nobody else got anything, so all we can

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<v Speaker 3>think of is somehow maybe she got sick from some

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<v Speaker 3>food she ate, even though we all ate the same stuff, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, maybe, but we all dodged a bullet.

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<v Speaker 3>So I spent my entire night on her floor, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>helping her out. Got some shitty sleep, But I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>glad the rest of the house did not go down

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<v Speaker 3>in flames. That'd have been nasty. So, yeah, do you

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<v Speaker 3>have anything stone, Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, some crazy shit went down this weekend. So this

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<v Speaker 5>house definitely has a haunting to it. That is our grandmother,

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<v Speaker 5>and she has made an appearance on several occasions, and

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<v Speaker 5>mostly it's just been around me, and for a while, there.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, maybe I'm just going crazy. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>And then it happened in front of Alsa and Avery,

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<v Speaker 5>and I was like, okay, I'm not going crazy. This

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<v Speaker 5>really is happening, Holy shit, and yeah, we're all just

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<v Speaker 5>you know my room. We were talking yesterday before we

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<v Speaker 5>were gonna get kind of stuff started for the day,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, just like an early morning, and uh, I

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<v Speaker 5>was doing laundry and I had thrown in like some

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<v Speaker 5>towels and like did them you know, and I ran them.

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<v Speaker 5>I run everything like low. I don't run it high anymore,

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<v Speaker 5>and sometimes it takes a little bit shuit, especially to

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<v Speaker 5>dry the towels. So I turned it back on and

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<v Speaker 5>then it was off and I was like cool, like

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<v Speaker 5>that's going load it, but we just need to talk

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<v Speaker 5>about what we're doing for the day. And I hear

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<v Speaker 5>the dryer turn on and then I hear it turn

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<v Speaker 5>on and I went you two are right in front

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<v Speaker 5>of me, oh shit. And then Alyssa look said Avery,

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<v Speaker 5>and Avery was like is that the dryer? And I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, it has the dryer. That all just happened

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<v Speaker 5>for you guys too, And they're like, yeah, the dryer

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<v Speaker 5>just started and we're all three of us are right here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go turn it off real quick. I go

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<v Speaker 5>and like I turned it off, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>Damn.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, And I've seen before in the washer the spind

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<v Speaker 5>dial is dialing itself all the way around, very slowly,

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<v Speaker 5>just going through cycles, like it's really indecisive to pick

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, it's funny that she chooses to

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<v Speaker 3>be in the fucking laundr room of all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>She's always working, she's always working.

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<v Speaker 3>She goes right back to it, swear.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, you know, when we get out of here,

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<v Speaker 5>we need to tell the other owner is like, hey,

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<v Speaker 5>like this is what's up. But don't worry. She'll probably

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<v Speaker 5>make your bed and start the washing r like.

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<v Speaker 3>She's super nice about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, she'll talk. She'll talk in your corners.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a Midwestern ghost. Okay, she's she's she's gonna treat

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<v Speaker 3>you right.

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<v Speaker 5>Just just don't think about you know, she might be

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<v Speaker 5>there when like fornication happens, because like that's a weird

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<v Speaker 5>thought to have in the back of your head. You

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<v Speaker 5>imagine your grandmother just watching and just being.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, probably listen your granda. Listen. Okay, right here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>First off, your grandma. Your grandma was a horny little girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you that. Okay, she was handsy at

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<v Speaker 2>the wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, she was drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>She was handsy at the wedding. So wouldn't surprise me

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<v Speaker 2>if the next tenants started getting freaky and she was

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<v Speaker 2>blowing on that butthole and ship like rub it. Hands down, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>hands down. Whoever's whoever's getting nasty is getting a finger

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<v Speaker 2>in the fucking bum. She's gonna be like she's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>ring the doorbell.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh Grammy, you trickster.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait. I can't fucking wait. I will purposely.

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<v Speaker 3>By a ghost. It's like this cold air.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, poor.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, speaking of no judgment, we missed out on

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful segment last episode called We Listen and We

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<v Speaker 2>don't judge, Right, ajst tell us about it? What are

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<v Speaker 2>we doing with this thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, everyone's been saying those videos. I'm like, we listen,

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<v Speaker 5>like we don't judge. We'd like kind of call each

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<v Speaker 5>other out on stuff and we just kind of let slide.

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<v Speaker 5>But maybe like kind of annoys us a little bit, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Not cannot play. The three of us can past. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 2>we love each other and that's fine, and we do

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<v Speaker 2>judge our faults.

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<v Speaker 5>Our faults are why we love each other. That's how

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<v Speaker 5>we work. Yeah, but we should definitely come up with

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<v Speaker 5>some stuff about our partner and or about our kids.

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<v Speaker 5>And uh, you know, man, first thing that came to mind,

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<v Speaker 5>and this happens for both of them, and like they

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<v Speaker 5>put a lid back on something, and you know, when

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<v Speaker 5>it doesn't get fully seated and it's crooked, they just

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<v Speaker 5>leave it like that a lot of stuff and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>stop it. Why is that fucking mouthwashed like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude?

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<v Speaker 5>If it fell over, it would just be blue everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even comprehend that happening. Because I go to

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<v Speaker 3>put a cap on something, and if I feel that

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<v Speaker 3>it's wonky, I will do it and do it and

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<v Speaker 3>do it until it's right like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I avoid that. I avoid that so much. I will

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<v Speaker 2>purposely backthread something. I mean, in other words, I will

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<v Speaker 2>turn it. I will begin instead of turning it the

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<v Speaker 2>right way, I will turn it the opposite direction it

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<v Speaker 2>is supposed to be turned, until I feel it sit

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<v Speaker 2>in seed correctly and then thread it so I avoid

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<v Speaker 2>any kind of crookedness. Yeah, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Mine goes for my my wife and my son. They

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<v Speaker 3>Like usually we keep anywhere from like you know, four

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<v Speaker 3>Valentine's Day. And I was like, are you coming back

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<v Speaker 2>What do you?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean to do it? What do you

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<v Speaker 3>what are you wearing? He's wearing sweatpants ants that are like,

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<v Speaker 3>black he has black new balanced tennis shoes like he's

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<v Speaker 3>a seventy five year old man. He's also wearing stones

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<v Speaker 3>old Dad's on. Take on this sweater with the gentleman

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<v Speaker 3>the thing on it, right, Yeah, And I'm just like

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<v Speaker 3>They all dressed like that. Yeah, And we were all

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<v Speaker 3>what the fuck are you wearing? And that's where I'm at.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just have to pull myself out of it. So, yep,

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<v Speaker 3>what about you.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh taking out the trash? I don't think, No, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I know for a fact that over the course of

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<v Speaker 2>one time, and that one time I was not here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, twice, twice twy well, okay, to be fair,

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<v Speaker 2>the one with Grayson, though I asked him to do it,

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<v Speaker 2>he wouldn't have done it if I didn't ask him. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So let me let me clarify and say voluntarily. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>there have been a couple of moments where I have

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<v Speaker 2>it to a child and said, go do this. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're talking about the other adult in the in

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<v Speaker 2>the house. Not one time time, one time, one fucking time,

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<v Speaker 2>one fucking time, dude. And it's because I wasn't home.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's because I wasn't home. Yeah, how how's that

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking thing? And I wouldn't complain.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like you're kind of judging a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can judge, they're not. So the people listening

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<v Speaker 2>aren't supposed to. I can judge all the fun I want.

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<v Speaker 2>I can judge all the fuck I want. I can

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<v Speaker 2>judge all the I want. Like, like, how stupid it

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<v Speaker 2>is to be like, don't wake me up in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning because I want my fucking sleep. But then when

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<v Speaker 2>you don't get included in something, you yell at me

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<v Speaker 2>for not waking. Why did you wake me up?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you wanted to get your sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>That logic doesn't logic. Sorry, So every once in a

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<v Speaker 2>while I will I will purposely do things in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>knowing damn well that it is going to be a fight,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that like reverse gas lighting?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's gaslights. No, that's just that's just you living

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<v Speaker 2>with your consequences. That's all that shit is, cause and effect.

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<v Speaker 2>Reverse gas lighting. That's a jewe favorite sex position.

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<v Speaker 5>Nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think the gas was ever lit, right?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Was never lit in any of the chambers.

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<v Speaker 5>It was just unless they had like brick or coal

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<v Speaker 5>fired ovens.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you guys got any more? I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Those were my two that I can at least think

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<v Speaker 3>of right now? Okay, yeah, the stone do you have

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<v Speaker 3>any more?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 5>That was like, really it besides what you guys hit

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<v Speaker 5>for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I mean we all have our flaws because you know,

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<v Speaker 3>if like if we threw our spouse on the other

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<v Speaker 3>side of it, you know, and there was like a

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<v Speaker 3>you know, stupid ass show called like the you know,

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<v Speaker 3>Moms on Niquil or something like that, then they'd be

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<v Speaker 3>talking in an alternate universe about how we're pieces of shit.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be moms on mimosas, wouldn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good one. Yeah, I like, yeah, we just

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<v Speaker 3>coined that. So if we have see that show, we

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<v Speaker 3>know where it came from. Dead on Deake episode one

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<v Speaker 3>sixty three trademarked.

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<v Speaker 2>You piece of shit, bitch?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you got for a stone?

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<v Speaker 2>Beacon of universes? Alternative universes. I came up with this

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<v Speaker 2>new little game for us to kind of play. It

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<v Speaker 2>is called.

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<v Speaker 3>Alternative alternative Universes like Pearl jam.

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<v Speaker 6>Turn here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's where Kurt Cobain missed. So shit, did you see

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<v Speaker 2>did you see uh post post Nirvana? Did you see that?

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<v Speaker 2>I hated it? Oh yeah, I fucking hated it. This

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<v Speaker 2>it could be a hot take whatever, I know. I

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<v Speaker 2>love Post Malone. I loved everyone that was in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I just, for whatever reason, I the music did not

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<v Speaker 2>fall well on my ears. But let's get back to

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<v Speaker 2>the game. Yeah, okay, movie universe? What movie universe could

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<v Speaker 2>you live or survive in? And this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>a versus game. So I'm gonna give you two options

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<v Speaker 2>A and B. You're gonna tell me which one and

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<v Speaker 2>why you think you could actually survive or live or

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<v Speaker 2>do well in for might only be ten seconds because

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<v Speaker 2>some of these are pretty tough. You're ready?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we both getting the same ones? Are we getting

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<v Speaker 3>different ones?

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are gonna get the same ones? Okay? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So the first first matchup is a quiet Place versus

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<v Speaker 2>the Mist, So you guys have to tell me which one.

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<v Speaker 2>The quiet place where you can't speak, there's crazy fucking

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<v Speaker 2>aliens and things that are coming at you left and

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<v Speaker 2>right you can't make any noises, or the mist where

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<v Speaker 2>you really don't want the fucks out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Like at all, you want to go first down.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I'm would take my chances with the Mist

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<v Speaker 5>because fuck quiet place.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't shut up?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, like I'd be clumsy as fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Your only way out, your only escape is on these

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<v Speaker 3>roller blades. Well, it looks like I'm breaking an arm

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<v Speaker 3>before I got.

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<v Speaker 5>Did he get taken out while he's on the roller blades?

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<v Speaker 5>It wasn't because of the rollerblades. It's because he hit

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<v Speaker 5>a joint on the rollerblades. He so coffin got him.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a goddamn ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Would have to take the miss. There's no way I

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<v Speaker 3>could survive in the everybody's met me. I can't. I

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<v Speaker 3>could never make it in a quiet place.

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<v Speaker 2>No ever, you you would get killed for yelling at

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<v Speaker 2>one of the people with hands fucking down. The phrase

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<v Speaker 2>I could almost quote the phrase that would get you

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<v Speaker 2>killed is how fucking stupid are you?

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<v Speaker 3>It's about right, you retarded.

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<v Speaker 2>Instantly? All right? Ever? Two the Marvel universe or the

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<v Speaker 2>Game of Thrones universe?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh good one.

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<v Speaker 2>So both have their moments where you're kind of away

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<v Speaker 2>from chaos, right, you could live and be away from chaos. However,

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<v Speaker 2>they both have a lot of fucking you know, a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of hurdles that you'd have to live in. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you got villains, evil villains, and near duels.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I'll take this one first? But can I get

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<v Speaker 3>this question real quick? If I'm in the Marvel universe.

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<v Speaker 3>Do I get to be a superhero?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Good question?

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<v Speaker 3>Or am I just some bystander likes.

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<v Speaker 5>The guy who goes and picks up the garbage.

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<v Speaker 2>And we lost them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the guy gets to wipe Hulk's ass. Turns out

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<v Speaker 3>I only get to survive one day.

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<v Speaker 5>See, I thought he had went down and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>did somebody hit the button on Doctor Evil's chair? And

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<v Speaker 5>then he's.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. So I just need to know, like, do I

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<v Speaker 3>get to be a superhero in the Marvel universe? Or

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<v Speaker 3>am I just some rando?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you are who you are right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Like you know powers, okay, Game of Thrones, of Thrones,

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<v Speaker 3>even if I was a superhero, what that universe? I'm

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<v Speaker 3>taking Game of Thrones because like, okay, if I got

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<v Speaker 3>to have superpowers, all right, Like if I got to

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<v Speaker 3>be you could twist my arm, if I got to

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<v Speaker 3>travel with the Guardians of the Galaxy, like fuck yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>sign me up. But at the same time, like Middle

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<v Speaker 3>Earth feeling you know that that old school like you

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<v Speaker 3>if you make it to thirty, you have you have

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<v Speaker 3>peaked at elderly age, because you're probably gonna die a

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<v Speaker 3>lot sooner than that. If if the plague doesn't get you,

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<v Speaker 3>if the cough doesn't get you, if circes syphilis doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>get you, then you're gonna get You're gonna get gat

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<v Speaker 3>And the cool thing about Game of Thrones to me

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<v Speaker 3>is you get to do a lot of killing and

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<v Speaker 3>when you die, it's gonna be probably an epically brutal death. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm gonna take Game of Thrones a lot more titties,

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<v Speaker 3>yeah too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah about you Stone.

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<v Speaker 5>Do I want to have knights and shining armor and

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<v Speaker 5>dragons and people now brushing their teeth? Or do I

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<v Speaker 5>want to go out and outer space? Uh? And like

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<v Speaker 5>you know, getting in her galactic guest tds. That's a

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<v Speaker 5>hard it's a hard question for the safe house to answer.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go Avengers? Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>It turns out he's part of the film crew for

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<v Speaker 3>The Man of the Mandarin number three, and that's all

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<v Speaker 3>he gets to be in that universe.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, this is a bullshit. Yeah, this is the greatest

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<v Speaker 5>life I could ever live. I'm so privileged, but I

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<v Speaker 5>really wish I could win more.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, this one, this one was my favorite, and

429
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<v Speaker 2>it was a point of contention between I mean, the

430
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<v Speaker 2>producer and myself How to Train Your Dragon and Shrek.

431
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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's a tough choice. Honestly, I'm one hundred percent

432
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<v Speaker 3>going to take Shrek. That's exactly what I said. But

433
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<v Speaker 3>I will give I will give credit where credit is due.

434
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<v Speaker 3>That it would be pretty fucking tits to live in

435
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<v Speaker 3>the How to Train Your Dragon universe other than having

436
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<v Speaker 3>to hear Jay Barrishall talk to you all the time.

437
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<v Speaker 3>That would kind of say.

438
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<v Speaker 5>We're going to take to the sky.

439
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but Shrek, I mean, what fucking a Shrek? That

440
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<v Speaker 3>would be the fair universe, dude, any part of it,

441
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<v Speaker 3>the whole thing. It's phenomenal.

442
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<v Speaker 2>What if you came back as Donkey?

443
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<v Speaker 5>Like, what.

444
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<v Speaker 2>If you're in the universe's Donkey?

445
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<v Speaker 3>Fantastic?

446
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

447
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<v Speaker 3>Why not? I mean, I don't think there's a character

448
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<v Speaker 3>that you wouldn't really, I'd probably be fucking Lord Farquhad though,

449
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<v Speaker 3>my love because.

450
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<v Speaker 2>So the gingerbread Man, not my buttons.

451
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<v Speaker 3>By use jone.

452
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<v Speaker 5>Oh, that's like that's a tough one for sure, because

453
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<v Speaker 5>I would love to train my own fucking dragon. Can

454
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<v Speaker 5>you imagine pretty much? Hey Dragon, can you l like

455
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<v Speaker 5>this for me? Hey? Thanks? Appreciate you, Ben, He's not

456
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<v Speaker 5>supposed to be intoxicatable flying on a dragon? Is this

457
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<v Speaker 5>dragon high? Is this dragon we name well?

458
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<v Speaker 3>Judging by the fact of the dragons flapping its wings,

459
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<v Speaker 3>but they haven't taken off yet. I'm gonna say he's

460
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<v Speaker 3>fucking baked. Take off there flapping making lamb kebabs.

461
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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, dragons like put the pizza in that oven.

462
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<v Speaker 5>I'll try on the oven. What all right? I think

463
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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go Okay, I'm gonna go fairy Tale.

464
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the last, but not least the Witcher versus Stranger Things.

465
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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'll let's don't take this one first.

466
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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go Witcher just because of so many components

467
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<v Speaker 5>there are to that world, and I really have a

468
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<v Speaker 5>better chance. I think, like, statistically, I think I have

469
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<v Speaker 5>a better chance from any of those worlds to be

470
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<v Speaker 5>something other than just a normal person. So I think

471
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<v Speaker 5>out of all of them, it's dead answer one hundred Yeah,

472
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<v Speaker 5>definitely in this case, definitely, it's.

473
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<v Speaker 2>All of them.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, of all the ones you've mentioned, I'm like, dang,

475
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<v Speaker 5>I think that one might take the cake.

476
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<v Speaker 2>It's weird because like when I was doing this, I

477
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<v Speaker 2>was gonna throw in some horror ones. I was gonna

478
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<v Speaker 2>be like Jason versus Freddy, you know what I mean,

479
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<v Speaker 2>And I thought about Stranger Things. Stranger Things is very

480
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<v Speaker 2>Freddy esque, right, yes.

481
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<v Speaker 5>It very much is Freddy esk. You're like, nowhere is safe? Yeah,

482
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<v Speaker 5>especially like first season Nowhere is Safe.

483
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

484
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<v Speaker 3>Uh, I that's it. This one is probably the toughest

485
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<v Speaker 3>choice for me, other than the fact that I'm just

486
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<v Speaker 3>gonna be some broke back bitch in the Witcher and

487
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<v Speaker 3>I don't really want to be that.

488
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<v Speaker 2>I could see you being a baker or a chef

489
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<v Speaker 2>in some random, like little fucking hut somewhere, you know something.

490
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, probably. But to get to live out the

491
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<v Speaker 3>dream of being in my adolescent youth, you know that

492
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<v Speaker 3>teen years in the eighties, fucking sign me up. I

493
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<v Speaker 3>know I was born in the late eighties. But to

494
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<v Speaker 3>be able to be that teenage you know, high school,

495
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<v Speaker 3>early high school age in the eighties, yeah, fuck yeah,

496
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<v Speaker 3>that's what I would love. That's that would have been

497
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<v Speaker 3>the tits. Yeah me personally, Yeah.

498
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<v Speaker 2>I don't disagree with any of your takes at all

499
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<v Speaker 2>at all. Frank listening and there is let us know

500
00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:11.119
<v Speaker 2>what your takes were I do have to rewind a

501
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<v Speaker 2>little bit, not anything to do with that topic other

502
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<v Speaker 2>than you said privilege.

503
00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:17.680
<v Speaker 3>And I think the best tweet I've seen all week

504
00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:23.480
<v Speaker 3>was Cooper De John's pick six. What's the guy that

505
00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:27.119
<v Speaker 3>won the slam dunk contests? His name Mac mac right

506
00:27:28.359 --> 00:27:33.279
<v Speaker 3>and us steals uh steals hockey from Canada. Probably the

507
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<v Speaker 3>best six days for whites in history. That was the tweet.

508
00:27:39.079 --> 00:27:40.960
<v Speaker 2>I was like that, that is the.

509
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<v Speaker 3>Best, that's the best.

510
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<v Speaker 5>What the hell?

511
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<v Speaker 2>I love? I loved. I loved watching fucking PK su

512
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<v Speaker 2>Ban get all hyped up that Canada scored first and

513
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<v Speaker 2>he was all fucking excited.

514
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<v Speaker 3>The whole the whole Canadian world fucking lost their ship

515
00:27:56.079 --> 00:27:59.519
<v Speaker 3>like as they should have. It was electric, it was experience.

516
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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's kind of what I expected. I expected

517
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<v Speaker 3>them to throttle from that point on and.

518
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<v Speaker 2>It just didn't. Breaking fucking news. This Four Nations hockey

519
00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:11.839
<v Speaker 2>tournament has been magnificent.

520
00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:15.920
<v Speaker 3>So oh man, I've wanted NFL is going to flag

521
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:19.759
<v Speaker 3>football the NBA, What the hell are they doing. NHL's like, Hey,

522
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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna beat the shit out of each other for

523
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<v Speaker 3>the next week.

524
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<v Speaker 2>And a half. For three fights in the first ninety

525
00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:29.079
<v Speaker 2>seconds of that fucking game is wild.

526
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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, hell yeah.

527
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<v Speaker 3>This is when when I found out that they were

528
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<v Speaker 3>doing this, I was like, oh, that's cool. And then

529
00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:35.039
<v Speaker 3>I found out I'm like, oh, it's replacing an All

530
00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:37.200
<v Speaker 3>Star game even better. But I didn't think and then

531
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<v Speaker 3>the very first game I watched and actually watched full contact,

532
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:42.799
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, oh, well, maybe they're not allowed

533
00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:44.279
<v Speaker 3>to fight because I hadn't seen a fight in the

534
00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:47.759
<v Speaker 3>first two games. Yeah, and then drop of the fucking

535
00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:49.680
<v Speaker 3>puck and it's like, loves are off. I'm like, wait,

536
00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:52.720
<v Speaker 3>they're allowed to fight. Yeah fucking ah ye, Like and

537
00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:54.880
<v Speaker 3>they better never have an All Star break again. This

538
00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:57.359
<v Speaker 3>better be the All Star break every year from year

539
00:28:57.440 --> 00:29:01.160
<v Speaker 3>on out. Fuck the Olympics, fuck everything else, give me this.

540
00:29:01.480 --> 00:29:04.440
<v Speaker 2>What's great. What's great about this is there really isn't

541
00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:09.119
<v Speaker 2>a fucking prize, right, Like, there's no trophy. There's a trophy, right,

542
00:29:09.160 --> 00:29:13.160
<v Speaker 2>there's a trophy, But in reality, these guys are doing

543
00:29:13.200 --> 00:29:14.759
<v Speaker 2>this for pride.

544
00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:19.240
<v Speaker 3>There's guys about Connor McDavid. Since he's become pro, has

545
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:21.519
<v Speaker 3>not been able to play for Team Canada. Other than

546
00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:24.039
<v Speaker 3>in the off season. He has not been able to

547
00:29:24.079 --> 00:29:27.400
<v Speaker 3>play in the Olympics. Crosby hasn't played since he won

548
00:29:27.559 --> 00:29:30.680
<v Speaker 3>in twenty ten in the Olympics. Right, because now NHL

549
00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:32.680
<v Speaker 3>players aren't back and they're not allowed in the Olympic.

550
00:29:32.759 --> 00:29:34.839
<v Speaker 3>Not that they're not allowed, but Gary Bettman, who's a

551
00:29:34.839 --> 00:29:36.640
<v Speaker 3>piece of shit, doesn't want them in the Olympics.

552
00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:38.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so so stupid.

553
00:29:39.200 --> 00:29:41.119
<v Speaker 3>Right, But if you're gonna give us this, if you're

554
00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:43.960
<v Speaker 3>gonna give us this every year for two weeks, let's go.

555
00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:48.319
<v Speaker 3>Let's go, because this is what you want, that's what

556
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:51.880
<v Speaker 3>you want. So yeah, breaking fucking news on that.

557
00:29:53.720 --> 00:29:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of you want to take a break.

558
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's take a break. Yeah, welcome back to Channel

559
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<v Speaker 3>they News. I'm your host, Squirt mud Bottom joining me later,

560
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<v Speaker 3>Chip sell it quick from the streets and storm up

561
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<v Speaker 3>blowing with the weather. Update in our first story takes

562
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<v Speaker 3>us to the state of Michigan. Ye old baseball Mint.

563
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<v Speaker 3>A Michigan judge is taking a hands on approach to

564
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<v Speaker 3>combat shoplifting by putting sponges in the hands of the

565
00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:24.599
<v Speaker 3>offenders and sending them out to wash cars in a

566
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<v Speaker 3>Walmart parking lot. Judge Jeffrey Clothier hopes this clean form

567
00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:33.720
<v Speaker 3>of community service will scrub away any bad habits and

568
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:37.240
<v Speaker 3>prevent further thefts from Walmart. These rising crimes could mean

569
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<v Speaker 3>higher prices for even fewer stories. I don't think everybody

570
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<v Speaker 3>who steals as a bad person. Sometimes people are just

571
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<v Speaker 3>down on their luck, Clothier said, but there will be

572
00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:50.480
<v Speaker 3>consequences when you break the law. You can't just wash

573
00:30:50.519 --> 00:30:54.039
<v Speaker 3>away your problems, unless, of course, you're washing a car.

574
00:30:54.319 --> 00:30:57.039
<v Speaker 3>Looks like these thieves will be scrubbing the streets, one

575
00:30:57.079 --> 00:31:00.519
<v Speaker 3>stolen item at a time. Chip, What do you got

576
00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:03.079
<v Speaker 3>for us, Chad bro.

577
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<v Speaker 5>This is Chad April to zero at him, man, it

578
00:31:06.559 --> 00:31:08.599
<v Speaker 5>chips out a quick needed to go home and like

579
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:12.240
<v Speaker 5>tense his mom, who's been like really sick lately. But

580
00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:14.599
<v Speaker 5>I don't know about that because like I'm pretty sure

581
00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:17.920
<v Speaker 5>I saw a picture on the GRAM of him sitting

582
00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:20.680
<v Speaker 5>on a beach, Dad like holding one of those like

583
00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:26.039
<v Speaker 5>fancy like Kirabian drinks. Damn, man's living it up, you

584
00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:28.000
<v Speaker 5>know what I'm saying. But anyway, I wanted to come

585
00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:30.319
<v Speaker 5>in and just like thank like the stone and like

586
00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:34.799
<v Speaker 5>Dad's on de Quel for the like just coming back, man,

587
00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:37.680
<v Speaker 5>Like the safe house has been pretty dim for a

588
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:40.480
<v Speaker 5>while because it was just sickly, to be honest, and

589
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:44.599
<v Speaker 5>meth Mike even attempted sobriety you know, for a few

590
00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:48.640
<v Speaker 5>in your absence, but like he ended up punching his

591
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:51.839
<v Speaker 5>anger management counselor in the face and somehow he ended

592
00:31:51.880 --> 00:31:55.359
<v Speaker 5>up packing here after he escaped from jail. Oh a guy,

593
00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:58.839
<v Speaker 5>family's back together. Man. This is Chad from the safe house.

594
00:31:59.200 --> 00:31:59.799
<v Speaker 5>Check it later.

595
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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Chad. I don't know what fucking update that was. Otherwise, otherwise,

596
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:10.079
<v Speaker 3>you're welcome storm. What's blowing in your neck of the woods?

597
00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Hey there, squirt. I was watching the Avatar the other

598
00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:19.319
<v Speaker 2>you know, the other day, you know, last Airbendy and uh.

599
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:22.039
<v Speaker 2>It had me thinking I think I might be the

600
00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:25.359
<v Speaker 2>ava tar. Hear me out now, Okay, the other day

601
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:28.200
<v Speaker 2>I was walking to the corner the bums and smokes

602
00:32:28.200 --> 00:32:31.359
<v Speaker 2>off Miss Jackson, and I was moving them some leaves

603
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:33.119
<v Speaker 2>around on the ground with my mind.

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<v Speaker 5>It's really cool.

605
00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I was walking up and I was just waving my

606
00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:40.400
<v Speaker 2>hands back and forth like this, and then them they

607
00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:43.960
<v Speaker 2>was just dancing along with me as a walk. Har

608
00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:47.079
<v Speaker 2>did you guys hear about all these volcanoes riptings and

609
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:49.599
<v Speaker 2>all them earthquakes and shits going on around the world.

610
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<v Speaker 2>I think that it might be the Fire Nation and

611
00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:56.160
<v Speaker 2>the Earth's nations getting ready for battle. You know they

612
00:32:56.200 --> 00:32:57.519
<v Speaker 2>know them back, you know what I mean?

613
00:32:58.119 --> 00:32:58.799
<v Speaker 3>I ain't knowing.

614
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<v Speaker 2>Boy the Avatar come back.

615
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<v Speaker 5>Eh.

616
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, shit, I better go practice it. That's the case,

617
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<v Speaker 2>you guys, bet you she to get a good place

618
00:33:07.079 --> 00:33:09.279
<v Speaker 2>to hide or what not. And because she's about to

619
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<v Speaker 2>get real, storm Avy tar out oh and coal fronts

620
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<v Speaker 2>coming down from the north.

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<v Speaker 3>Watch a Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne, Thank you. Storm.

622
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<v Speaker 3>In our last story, a humpback whale and a Chilian

623
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<v Speaker 3>Patagonia took Catch of the Day to a whole new

624
00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:31.440
<v Speaker 3>level when it briefly swallowed a kayaker before letting him

625
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<v Speaker 3>go unharmed. The incident captured a camera captured on camera

626
00:33:36.119 --> 00:33:40.559
<v Speaker 3>by the kayak's father, quickly went viral. I thought I

627
00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:44.319
<v Speaker 3>was dead, said Adrian, recounting the intense moment. I thought

628
00:33:44.319 --> 00:33:48.440
<v Speaker 3>it had eaten me, that it had swallowed me, just

629
00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:51.960
<v Speaker 3>like my mom. But here I am talking about whale

630
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<v Speaker 3>of the story and way to get your sea legs. Well,

631
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<v Speaker 3>that'll be it for the Channel D news, Storm Chip, Chad,

632
00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:04.519
<v Speaker 3>whoever the fuck's coming in this time I'm squared my bottom.

633
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:05.440
<v Speaker 3>Catch you next time.

634
00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Fucking swallowed by a whale?

635
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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, like a panic?

636
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how would you react?

637
00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:20.480
<v Speaker 3>Fucking scream?

638
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:23.920
<v Speaker 5>I'd ship in my wetsuit like.

639
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<v Speaker 2>Like instantly, like especially if you didn't know, like like

640
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<v Speaker 2>because you don't know necessarily that it's a whale, right,

641
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:34.400
<v Speaker 2>like if it comes up from underneath, like in that video,

642
00:34:34.480 --> 00:34:35.599
<v Speaker 2>because I've seen that video.

643
00:34:35.679 --> 00:34:37.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the dude's just.

644
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:40.480
<v Speaker 2>Gone, Like the whale fucking comes up. The dude's just

645
00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:43.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking gone. There's no sign of his kayak for like

646
00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:45.840
<v Speaker 2>five seconds until the whales like, ah shit, I don't

647
00:34:45.840 --> 00:34:47.000
<v Speaker 2>want this, and he spits it out.

648
00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:47.559
<v Speaker 5>I'm guessing.

649
00:34:47.639 --> 00:34:50.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's all underwater, you know, the whales.

650
00:34:49.599 --> 00:34:54.320
<v Speaker 3>Like that tastes like crabs.

651
00:34:57.599 --> 00:34:59.239
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's fucking nuts, dude.

652
00:34:59.280 --> 00:34:59.519
<v Speaker 5>I don't.

653
00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:01.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how. I don't know I would react.

654
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:04.519
<v Speaker 2>I really don't, dude. That'd be fucking freaky. That'd be scary. Shit,

655
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:07.320
<v Speaker 2>I know I would ship myself or piss myself for sure,

656
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:12.440
<v Speaker 2>for both, yeah or both? Yeah? Yeah. How many do

657
00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:15.000
<v Speaker 2>you think there's more? Do you think there's more kayakers

658
00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:17.119
<v Speaker 2>in the world, or do you think there's more whales.

659
00:35:17.559 --> 00:35:23.119
<v Speaker 5>Kayakers, kayakers? You think yeah, yeah, yeah, I think.

660
00:35:23.239 --> 00:35:25.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Those hipsters would be something to look

661
00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:29.199
<v Speaker 2>up if only somebody had created a game. What is

662
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:29.800
<v Speaker 2>there more of?

663
00:35:30.199 --> 00:35:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

664
00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:33.760
<v Speaker 2>Wait? I did.

665
00:35:35.039 --> 00:35:36.840
<v Speaker 3>There do? I have dramatic music somewhere.

666
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:40.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't bump bum boom the way you grabbed your chest.

667
00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't do it again if I tried.

668
00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:46.679
<v Speaker 6>So.

669
00:35:46.760 --> 00:35:48.000
<v Speaker 2>All right, so this is how this is gonna work.

670
00:35:48.000 --> 00:35:50.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you, guys two things. You'll have to

671
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:54.039
<v Speaker 2>tell me what you think there is more of. The

672
00:35:54.079 --> 00:35:56.280
<v Speaker 2>person with the most points at the end of this

673
00:35:56.719 --> 00:35:58.880
<v Speaker 2>wins nothing cool.

674
00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:03.320
<v Speaker 5>I don't know you guys, ready, yeah, yeah.

675
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Uh so we'll do it. The first one, which is

676
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:14.280
<v Speaker 2>are there more doors or wheels in the world?

677
00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:17.440
<v Speaker 3>You sent this as an example, and that immediately put

678
00:36:17.480 --> 00:36:20.159
<v Speaker 3>my my brain spinning, and I'm like, man, what is

679
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:23.639
<v Speaker 3>there more of? More wheels or more doors? I'm gonna

680
00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:26.199
<v Speaker 3>go with wheels. I feel like there's way more wheels

681
00:36:26.239 --> 00:36:29.599
<v Speaker 3>in this world than there are doors. Okay, I mean that.

682
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:31.599
<v Speaker 3>I don't think there's any house in like the Middle

683
00:36:31.639 --> 00:36:34.400
<v Speaker 3>East that has a door. There's no doors in Africa,

684
00:36:34.519 --> 00:36:39.119
<v Speaker 3>at least not north of South Africa. So I'm gonna

685
00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:39.880
<v Speaker 3>go with wheels.

686
00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:44.920
<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm gonna go with doors. Okay, weuck it.

687
00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:50.119
<v Speaker 2>There are it's probably more doors, more doors. Yeah, there

688
00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:54.800
<v Speaker 2>are billions. There are actually billions more doors, and it's

689
00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:56.239
<v Speaker 2>all comparative to the house.

690
00:36:56.239 --> 00:36:58.599
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna need to see some notes. I want some

691
00:36:58.639 --> 00:37:01.559
<v Speaker 3>receipts of where you get these things it's from. I

692
00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:03.880
<v Speaker 3>still believe it to be true. I just want proof.

693
00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:06.480
<v Speaker 2>The receipts are Google.

694
00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:08.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, so not.

695
00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:14.599
<v Speaker 2>AJ's Google, the Jews Google. Just to be clear, Jogle

696
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:18.400
<v Speaker 2>page six. Nice Google. I like it.

697
00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:20.000
<v Speaker 3>It won't let me use it. It says I gonna pay

698
00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:20.880
<v Speaker 3>a penny to use it.

699
00:37:20.920 --> 00:37:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Every search what Peddy per word?

700
00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:34.480
<v Speaker 5>His homepage is all uncircumscis and the transition between every

701
00:37:34.519 --> 00:37:36.480
<v Speaker 5>page is just like fucking gas.

702
00:37:36.880 --> 00:37:40.559
<v Speaker 2>It's just like us or money, money like it's just money.

703
00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:42.360
<v Speaker 5>Alright, alright?

704
00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:46.119
<v Speaker 2>Number two? Uh are there more trees on Earth or

705
00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:51.960
<v Speaker 2>stars in the sky? I'm coming out hot you guys.

706
00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:52.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

707
00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:59.199
<v Speaker 3>It's stars in the sky. Okay, okay, there's no way

708
00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:03.239
<v Speaker 3>to prove move that. That's kind of an unfair one

709
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:05.960
<v Speaker 3>because they're still discovering universes.

710
00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I didn't say universes, sid stars.

711
00:38:09.519 --> 00:38:11.360
<v Speaker 3>And universes and company stars.

712
00:38:11.559 --> 00:38:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Stars in the sky, oh just in our sky.

713
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:17.519
<v Speaker 3>No, it's still stars. Go fuck yourself. I don't care

714
00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:18.679
<v Speaker 3>what logic you bring to this.

715
00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:25.159
<v Speaker 2>It's stars, okay, stars Okay. There are significantly more trees

716
00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:28.239
<v Speaker 2>on Earth not than stars visible in the sky. There

717
00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:34.440
<v Speaker 2>are around three I said in the sky. There are

718
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:39.880
<v Speaker 2>three trillion trees on Earth compared to somewhere between one

719
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:45.119
<v Speaker 2>hundred and four hundred billion stars visible in our Milky

720
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:48.559
<v Speaker 2>Way visible but got nothing.

721
00:38:49.639 --> 00:38:51.960
<v Speaker 5>There's a million like different universe.

722
00:38:52.039 --> 00:38:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, well would you break it down with when

723
00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:56.400
<v Speaker 2>you break it down the theory, it's a little bit different,

724
00:38:56.440 --> 00:38:59.920
<v Speaker 2>but even still, I mean, because if you want, if

725
00:38:59.920 --> 00:39:02.679
<v Speaker 2>you want to go to what we what we know

726
00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:05.880
<v Speaker 2>or don't know, like you can do the infinite theory.

727
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:09.920
<v Speaker 2>There's infinite Earth is infinite, infinite Earth is Earth is.

728
00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:13.039
<v Speaker 3>There's just that said that sums up this game to it.

729
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:14.360
<v Speaker 3>Let's go to the next question.

730
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:16.639
<v Speaker 2>Kicking in, she's kidding.

731
00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:18.920
<v Speaker 5>I can definitely tell you, like within this house alone,

732
00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:22.199
<v Speaker 5>there's three stars, but there's way more trees for sure.

733
00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:27.599
<v Speaker 2>All right, AJ's that one to nothing. Number three, are

734
00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:31.199
<v Speaker 2>there more hot dogs or hamburgers consumed per year?

735
00:39:34.920 --> 00:39:37.440
<v Speaker 3>Man, gotta go with the Glizzies.

736
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:41.840
<v Speaker 5>I'm going burger.

737
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:48.039
<v Speaker 2>It is burgers. Hamburgers are fifty billion to hot dogs

738
00:39:48.119 --> 00:39:53.960
<v Speaker 2>twenty billion. That's a lot, dude, that built a billion billion.

739
00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:57.320
<v Speaker 3>I mean it makes sense, like from a personal standpoint,

740
00:39:57.320 --> 00:39:59.440
<v Speaker 3>because I'm gonna choose a burger over a hot dog

741
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:01.880
<v Speaker 3>any day. Yeah, but you just think of like how

742
00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:03.960
<v Speaker 3>many hot dogs are eating, like kids the mac and

743
00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:07.079
<v Speaker 3>cheese with hot dogs, and likeing of sausages and shit

744
00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:09.239
<v Speaker 3>like that, and just hot dogs.

745
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:10.519
<v Speaker 2>With sausage, hot dog.

746
00:40:11.599 --> 00:40:14.639
<v Speaker 5>If you think about it, hot dogs, I would say

747
00:40:14.679 --> 00:40:19.239
<v Speaker 5>like a big portion of that amount is people who

748
00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:20.880
<v Speaker 5>eat hot dogs and stadiums.

749
00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, oh yeah, because I go to a ballpark,

750
00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:25.519
<v Speaker 3>I'm never gonna get a burger. I'm gonna got a

751
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:25.920
<v Speaker 3>hot dog.

752
00:40:26.039 --> 00:40:26.199
<v Speaker 5>Yep.

753
00:40:26.280 --> 00:40:30.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, every time of his dollar dog night, go get

754
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:33.039
<v Speaker 3>one of those hot roller glizzies from a fucking seven

755
00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:33.480
<v Speaker 3>to eleven.

756
00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:36.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh what's the bed? Do you guys remember the best

757
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:39.280
<v Speaker 2>hot dog you've had at a stadium?

758
00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:44.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh? Good question. It definitely was not in Vegas because

759
00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:48.280
<v Speaker 3>for a while the they were before the Aviators. They

760
00:40:48.280 --> 00:40:50.679
<v Speaker 3>were the fifty ones, and at one point when the

761
00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:52.960
<v Speaker 3>fifty ones were owned by the Dodgers and they were

762
00:40:53.000 --> 00:40:56.079
<v Speaker 3>their farm club, they had Dodger dogs at the park.

763
00:40:56.519 --> 00:41:02.960
<v Speaker 3>Ye way overrated, way overrated. Not would not recommend.

764
00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:06.880
<v Speaker 2>I actually went to Dodger Stadium. I got lucky enough

765
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:09.920
<v Speaker 2>to see a game in Dodger Stadium and they were terrible.

766
00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:11.320
<v Speaker 3>Is that lucky?

767
00:41:11.960 --> 00:41:12.880
<v Speaker 2>I was trying to be nice.

768
00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:17.679
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm gonna go with my best hot dog I've

769
00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:21.159
<v Speaker 3>had is probably at the Diamondback Stadium for baseball. That's

770
00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:23.719
<v Speaker 3>where I'm gonna go. Is the best hot dog that

771
00:41:23.800 --> 00:41:25.679
<v Speaker 3>I've had at a at a baseball game.

772
00:41:26.039 --> 00:41:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been to a baseball game?

773
00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:32.960
<v Speaker 5>Ajer mm hmm yeah, uh, minor leagues. I know, I

774
00:41:33.000 --> 00:41:34.920
<v Speaker 5>went to a major like when I was really really little.

775
00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:36.840
<v Speaker 5>I don't remember very much, but a bunch of miners.

776
00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:37.239
<v Speaker 5>For sure.

777
00:41:38.920 --> 00:41:42.000
<v Speaker 2>We should go. We should do an episode while watching it,

778
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:43.800
<v Speaker 2>or a hockey Wow, we can't do hockey, you know.

779
00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:46.559
<v Speaker 3>I'd honestly love like, I'd love to go to Vegas

780
00:41:46.599 --> 00:41:48.599
<v Speaker 3>and watch an Aviators game because I've never been to

781
00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:52.519
<v Speaker 3>that little stadium and it's nice. I think it'd be

782
00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:55.480
<v Speaker 3>fun and it's a lot cheaper than going to pro game.

783
00:41:55.559 --> 00:42:00.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, we have two more questions left, Ord,

784
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:01.280
<v Speaker 2>and you gotta get them both to go.

785
00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:03.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna try, and I'm gonna try and not get

786
00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:05.800
<v Speaker 3>a single one right this game. I'm playing golf.

787
00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:07.920
<v Speaker 2>I like the reverse, the reverse jinks, I like it,

788
00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:12.480
<v Speaker 2>all right. Number four, Which number is larger fishermen on

789
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:16.719
<v Speaker 2>the planet or the amount of money spent on one pigeon?

790
00:42:19.800 --> 00:42:23.199
<v Speaker 5>I feel like this is a trick question fishermen.

791
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:27.559
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have to go with the pigeon.

792
00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:35.079
<v Speaker 2>In one moment, a pigeon was purchased for one point

793
00:42:35.079 --> 00:42:41.480
<v Speaker 2>four million dollars. However, there are way more fish that. Yeah,

794
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:48.920
<v Speaker 2>one million for a fucking pigeon, to fucking nuts, all right?

795
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Number five? Is there more cereal produced annually around the

796
00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:58.599
<v Speaker 2>world or milk produced annually around the world? An you

797
00:42:58.599 --> 00:43:02.920
<v Speaker 2>will leap anually annerally telling you it's kicking him.

798
00:43:03.239 --> 00:43:09.519
<v Speaker 5>Are we measuring this in like tons, grahams and tons tons? Tons? Serious?

799
00:43:09.519 --> 00:43:11.679
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna say milk.

800
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:21.519
<v Speaker 2>Two point seven billion tons of cereal compared to eight

801
00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:23.639
<v Speaker 2>hundred and forty one million tons of milk.

802
00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:24.239
<v Speaker 3>God damn it.

803
00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:27.039
<v Speaker 5>I got one right now. Fuck nice.

804
00:43:27.159 --> 00:43:30.360
<v Speaker 2>That's a lot, dude, two point seven billion tons, isn't.

805
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:31.719
<v Speaker 3>I mean you just think about it, like, go down

806
00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:34.280
<v Speaker 3>the grocery aisle and think of, like, just in one store,

807
00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:38.239
<v Speaker 3>how much fucking cereal is in that? Yeah yeah, right, yeah,

808
00:43:38.519 --> 00:43:39.960
<v Speaker 3>but there's also a lot of milk too.

809
00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:43.840
<v Speaker 5>But see, like my thought was, like, how much of

810
00:43:43.880 --> 00:43:46.719
<v Speaker 5>the world has like cereal compared to how much the

811
00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:47.559
<v Speaker 5>world is milk?

812
00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:49.039
<v Speaker 1>True?

813
00:43:49.159 --> 00:43:50.119
<v Speaker 5>Cows are everywhere?

814
00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:56.480
<v Speaker 2>True? True. You know what doesn't weigh a lot? Sprinkles

815
00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:57.159
<v Speaker 2>the stick?

816
00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:06.840
<v Speaker 5>Classic classic? Got them? Sprinkles are for winners.

817
00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:08.639
<v Speaker 2>Good job, a Sprinkles are for winners.

818
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:10.400
<v Speaker 3>Uh oh, go ahead.

819
00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:12.760
<v Speaker 2>And I was actually just gonna ask have you ever

820
00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:14.960
<v Speaker 2>had cereal with anything but milk?

821
00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:19.199
<v Speaker 5>I did orange juice one time, and that would be

822
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:21.519
<v Speaker 5>the last time I would ever do that again. It

823
00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:24.119
<v Speaker 5>was uh it was on a dare. Yeah, I think

824
00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:27.159
<v Speaker 5>I was like ten nine or ten ot to do it.

825
00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:30.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, save situation for me. And it was

826
00:44:30.199 --> 00:44:32.480
<v Speaker 2>crystal pepsi and it was fucking phenomenal.

827
00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:36.719
<v Speaker 3>It was do you remember what cereal?

828
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:39.639
<v Speaker 2>Frosted flakes? Frosted flakes was fucking phenomenal.

829
00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:41.960
<v Speaker 5>Do you know what it seems like could be really

830
00:44:41.960 --> 00:44:45.400
<v Speaker 5>good with that as well. Honey nut cheerios and cheerios

831
00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:46.360
<v Speaker 5>would be like really.

832
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:49.679
<v Speaker 2>Good, but I like honey nut cheerios dry, like anal.

833
00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:51.519
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, throw them some trail mix.

834
00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:57.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah they actually Oddly enough, Sam's Club has a honey

835
00:44:57.960 --> 00:44:59.880
<v Speaker 3>nut cheers but it's like a honey bunches of oats

836
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:06.320
<v Speaker 3>and honeynut cheerios mash up. It is fucking amazing oats.

837
00:45:06.440 --> 00:45:13.000
<v Speaker 2>I used to love frosted and I remember frosted rice

838
00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.559
<v Speaker 2>crispies and to eat the ship out of some frosted

839
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:16.360
<v Speaker 2>rice crispies.

840
00:45:18.199 --> 00:45:20.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, I was actually just having a nostalgic moment the

841
00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:22.840
<v Speaker 3>other day because the only cereal we had in our

842
00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:27.360
<v Speaker 3>house up until our groceries this weekend was corn flakes,

843
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:29.519
<v Speaker 3>and the only reason we had them was for baking.

844
00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:33.960
<v Speaker 3>And so Ellie really wanted cereal and I was like,

845
00:45:33.960 --> 00:45:35.639
<v Speaker 3>well this is all we have. She goes okay, and

846
00:45:35.719 --> 00:45:37.880
<v Speaker 3>so I was like, I'll do it old school, and

847
00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:39.559
<v Speaker 3>so I threw him in a bowl milk, and then

848
00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:41.199
<v Speaker 3>I threw some sugar in there, so they were like

849
00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:44.079
<v Speaker 3>homemade frosted flakes, and she ate two bowls. She was

850
00:45:44.119 --> 00:45:46.920
<v Speaker 3>like it's delicious. And then my wife and I were

851
00:45:46.920 --> 00:45:49.119
<v Speaker 3>talking about it and like, remember, like that's like that

852
00:45:49.320 --> 00:45:51.960
<v Speaker 3>was all you really had when you were a kid,

853
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:55.800
<v Speaker 3>unless your parents really spooged on the on the on

854
00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:58.119
<v Speaker 3>the cereal, you know, And even then, there wasn't. I

855
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:01.519
<v Speaker 3>feel like there wasn't a stronomical amounts of cereal when

856
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:04.760
<v Speaker 3>we were little kids. No, not compared to what I mean.

857
00:46:04.760 --> 00:46:06.960
<v Speaker 3>There there was, but not compared to like what now.

858
00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:09.639
<v Speaker 2>No, you had you had a couple different types of

859
00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:12.480
<v Speaker 2>chocolate cereal. You had the fruit. You had a couple

860
00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:14.119
<v Speaker 2>of different types of fruit cereal. So you had like

861
00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:17.599
<v Speaker 2>fruity pebbles, fruit loops, right, you had lucky charms, you

862
00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:20.280
<v Speaker 2>had honeycombs. I remember, honeycombs were like the newest thing

863
00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:20.719
<v Speaker 2>for me.

864
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Right about the grams? What was that?

865
00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:24.199
<v Speaker 2>Honey Yeah, honey grams?

866
00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:28.440
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Yeah, most disappointing one was like the wolf with the.

867
00:46:28.400 --> 00:46:32.960
<v Speaker 3>Cookie Cookie crisp cookie, the most overrated cereal on the planet,

868
00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:34.840
<v Speaker 3>because I wanted you, you wanted your hands on it.

869
00:46:34.840 --> 00:46:36.159
<v Speaker 3>The first time you see it as a kid, You're

870
00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:37.199
<v Speaker 3>like give me that.

871
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:37.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

872
00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:40.559
<v Speaker 3>It's like I ate one bowl and didn't eat anything

873
00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:41.920
<v Speaker 3>else out of that bocket.

874
00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:46.000
<v Speaker 5>It went back raisin cookie disguised as a regular cookie. Yeah,

875
00:46:46.039 --> 00:46:47.599
<v Speaker 5>and then you buy and you're like, oh, what the

876
00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:49.599
<v Speaker 5>fuck is this that? That was a regular.

877
00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:52.719
<v Speaker 2>Cookie, raisin bran. Most slept On cereal out there.

878
00:46:55.159 --> 00:47:01.840
<v Speaker 3>M I'm gonna go grape nuts Okay, yeah, I heat

879
00:47:01.880 --> 00:47:04.800
<v Speaker 3>them up. Though it sounds weird, but you throw the

880
00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:06.360
<v Speaker 3>milk in and throw them in the microwave.

881
00:47:07.000 --> 00:47:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Next level becomes oatmeal.

882
00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:10.320
<v Speaker 3>Next level that's good stuff.

883
00:47:10.320 --> 00:47:11.599
<v Speaker 5>Peanut butter, cap and crunch.

884
00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:16.079
<v Speaker 2>I said slept On. I said, that's not slept On.

885
00:47:16.159 --> 00:47:17.000
<v Speaker 2>People love that ship.

886
00:47:17.119 --> 00:47:19.679
<v Speaker 3>I sleep on it because I hate Captain Crunch fair enough,

887
00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:22.599
<v Speaker 3>all of it, the berries, the regular, the peanut butter.

888
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:23.880
<v Speaker 3>Never been a fan.

889
00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:24.599
<v Speaker 2>That's good.

890
00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:28.480
<v Speaker 5>It's something your mouth. Yeah, I'm saying it's tough.

891
00:47:28.519 --> 00:47:29.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like eating fucking glass.

892
00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:36.760
<v Speaker 3>Uh smacks, yeah, smacks, apples, apple jacks. Another one that

893
00:47:36.880 --> 00:47:40.079
<v Speaker 3>is like super to me, underrated that people don't talk

894
00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:46.119
<v Speaker 3>enough about is pops. Corn pops those by those dry

895
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:48.440
<v Speaker 3>without milk. Oh, those are a snack right there?

896
00:47:48.559 --> 00:47:53.199
<v Speaker 2>You fucking what was it? The mic kicks that's another one, dude.

897
00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:54.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't like kicks either.

898
00:47:54.679 --> 00:47:55.679
<v Speaker 2>Didn't like kicks.

899
00:47:56.320 --> 00:47:59.679
<v Speaker 3>I loved fruity pebbles, but I did not like cocoa pebbles. No,

900
00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:03.000
<v Speaker 3>I was never a like chocolate cereal fan of any.

901
00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:04.519
<v Speaker 5>Kind of thought. I like cocoa pebbles.

902
00:48:04.639 --> 00:48:07.159
<v Speaker 3>I remember that guys always had a box in your house.

903
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:09.920
<v Speaker 2>You had to eat them so fast before they got soggy.

904
00:48:10.079 --> 00:48:12.320
<v Speaker 2>You had to, like you had to, like literally flash

905
00:48:12.360 --> 00:48:15.880
<v Speaker 2>eat those, dude, you see me eat Yeah, yeah, yeah,

906
00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:16.440
<v Speaker 2>fair enough.

907
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:19.280
<v Speaker 3>AJ could never make it through a bowl of pretty

908
00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:20.639
<v Speaker 3>pebbles as much.

909
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:26.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I can't do mushy cereal, but I can do oatmeal,

910
00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:30.880
<v Speaker 2>which is odd, right, you can do I can do oatmeal,

911
00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:34.000
<v Speaker 2>but I can't do mushy cereal. There's something about it. Why,

912
00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:37.639
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I don't know, just a weird fucking psychological thing.

913
00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:39.199
<v Speaker 2>Maybe if I heated it up. Maybe if I had

914
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:40.920
<v Speaker 2>warmed it up in the microwave, nuke it for a

915
00:48:40.920 --> 00:48:42.159
<v Speaker 2>couple of minutes. See.

916
00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:44.559
<v Speaker 3>I never correlate oatmeal and cereal as being in the

917
00:48:44.559 --> 00:48:47.079
<v Speaker 3>same realm. I just me personally. I don't.

918
00:48:47.199 --> 00:48:50.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, I mean that's fair enough. They are, but

919
00:48:50.280 --> 00:48:51.920
<v Speaker 2>it's fine they are.

920
00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:55.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I don't disagree with you. I just don't correlate

921
00:48:55.440 --> 00:48:57.679
<v Speaker 3>them as in this like I'm like, oh, do I

922
00:48:57.679 --> 00:49:01.920
<v Speaker 3>want cereal to oatmeal? Like like it's I never would

923
00:49:01.960 --> 00:49:04.039
<v Speaker 3>think of one or the other at the same time

924
00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:07.559
<v Speaker 3>because I just feel like they're completely different things.

925
00:49:08.280 --> 00:49:09.519
<v Speaker 2>How are they completely different?

926
00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:12.360
<v Speaker 3>That's just how I view it the same. That's how

927
00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:14.599
<v Speaker 3>I view it. How I would never look at my

928
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:18.360
<v Speaker 3>pantry and be like, Okay, I have I have frosted

929
00:49:18.360 --> 00:49:21.880
<v Speaker 3>shreaded weeds, I have honeynut cheerios, I have oat meal,

930
00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:24.639
<v Speaker 3>I have you know, frosted flakes. I would never My

931
00:49:24.719 --> 00:49:26.920
<v Speaker 3>oatmeal is like totally separate.

932
00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:30.039
<v Speaker 2>Like it like oatmeal and cereal to you is like

933
00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:33.920
<v Speaker 2>cereal and toast to me, like, toast is not cereal.

934
00:49:36.039 --> 00:49:40.519
<v Speaker 3>Sure, saltines is, though it's not.

935
00:49:41.000 --> 00:49:41.320
<v Speaker 5>It is.

936
00:49:41.400 --> 00:49:43.719
<v Speaker 2>It's a cracker sal saltines is not cereal.

937
00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:45.360
<v Speaker 3>After we get off of this, you go throw in

938
00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:47.559
<v Speaker 3>some saltines in a bowl with some milk and then

939
00:49:47.719 --> 00:49:48.719
<v Speaker 3>call it like a puke.

940
00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:51.760
<v Speaker 2>No, no, delicious.

941
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:53.840
<v Speaker 5>Listen, that's so good.

942
00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:57.159
<v Speaker 2>If I want, if I want to feel closer to

943
00:49:57.199 --> 00:50:02.440
<v Speaker 2>my ancestors, I'm doing something else, not even fucking don't

944
00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:03.239
<v Speaker 2>guess yourself.

945
00:50:09.239 --> 00:50:11.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm done with this world. Throw the broiler on and

946
00:50:11.199 --> 00:50:13.880
<v Speaker 3>let me in, baby, can you close the door behind me?

947
00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Brady comes out. My head's in the fucking oven.

948
00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:19.920
<v Speaker 6>Are you doing sticky it out? You look like fucking

949
00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:26.079
<v Speaker 6>airy up a fucking home alone bird wristp on top.

950
00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:31.039
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen have you seen him as a sculptor?

951
00:50:31.119 --> 00:50:32.199
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen him recently?

952
00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:35.199
<v Speaker 3>No, that's Marv and that video.

953
00:50:35.480 --> 00:50:36.639
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking crazy.

954
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:39.800
<v Speaker 3>That video gave me all kinds of he be gebis.

955
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:43.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, dude, like he's got somebody in his bed.

956
00:50:43.320 --> 00:50:44.119
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

957
00:50:44.159 --> 00:50:46.639
<v Speaker 3>Well he sculpted this chick who's like in this like

958
00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:49.239
<v Speaker 3>sexual post and he's like caressing like the way he

959
00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:52.800
<v Speaker 3>just like, I'm like, it's kind of weird. Yeah, it's

960
00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:55.440
<v Speaker 3>kind of weird. You know, won too many bricks to

961
00:50:55.480 --> 00:50:58.920
<v Speaker 3>the face and he he turned out kind of weird.

962
00:50:59.559 --> 00:51:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Do you hear the are making another Goonies. Goonies two

963
00:51:02.000 --> 00:51:05.440
<v Speaker 2>is official. Goony's two is official. I don't know how

964
00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:06.039
<v Speaker 2>I feel about it.

965
00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:08.199
<v Speaker 3>Oh, Stone doesn't look happy. He looks like it's good.

966
00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:09.519
<v Speaker 3>One of those things like.

967
00:51:11.800 --> 00:51:12.920
<v Speaker 2>It took too long.

968
00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:16.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but maybe because it took too long, it'll still

969
00:51:16.679 --> 00:51:17.199
<v Speaker 3>be good.

970
00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Probably not.

971
00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:25.519
<v Speaker 5>It's Spielberg again, So there's that I mean Spielberg I

972
00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:30.480
<v Speaker 5>think has more successful sequels than he does not, So

973
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:33.519
<v Speaker 5>I think the odds are in our favor for being good.

974
00:51:33.519 --> 00:51:37.360
<v Speaker 5>But there's always that off chance for You're like, do

975
00:51:37.480 --> 00:51:39.239
<v Speaker 5>we have to do Dress Park three?

976
00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:41.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

977
00:51:41.320 --> 00:51:43.760
<v Speaker 5>You know, and then like we get we get Goonies too,

978
00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:48.800
<v Speaker 5>and we're like John Asten is hurting for money?

979
00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:53.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I mean shit, it's well forty years later, yeah,

980
00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:54.400
<v Speaker 3>forty years later.

981
00:51:54.440 --> 00:51:58.679
<v Speaker 2>God damn, has it really been about It's got as

982
00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:00.519
<v Speaker 2>old as me. Yeah, yeah, yep.

983
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:04.880
<v Speaker 5>Nineteen eighty five is forty years ago. Now, so that

984
00:52:04.960 --> 00:52:06.119
<v Speaker 5>means breakfast.

985
00:52:05.679 --> 00:52:07.119
<v Speaker 2>Club Jesus Christ.

986
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:13.559
<v Speaker 5>On that note, sixteen candles, damn going to bed.

987
00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:17.239
<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, let's wrap this bitch up with the

988
00:52:17.280 --> 00:52:21.159
<v Speaker 3>bow dazz on Dick website one sixty three catch next week.

989
00:52:21.800 --> 00:52:23.079
<v Speaker 5>Peace out.

990
00:52:25.119 --> 00:52:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Hey, what do you call flying jew? Mm hmm smoke.

991
00:52:33.960 --> 00:52:38.599
<v Speaker 5>It's a hot take, man, You all cast no breaks.

992
00:52:43.960 --> 00:52:45.239
<v Speaker 2>Text to me. It was a real place.

993
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:47.440
<v Speaker 3>It was legit a real place.

994
00:52:47.599 --> 00:52:48.159
<v Speaker 2>What was it called?

995
00:52:48.199 --> 00:52:51.119
<v Speaker 3>Again? Secret for the last the second secretary for in

996
00:52:51.159 --> 00:52:53.440
<v Speaker 3>a mall in a he's looking it up.

997
00:52:58.760 --> 00:53:01.760
<v Speaker 2>Why would you think that's the real place. It's doctor

998
00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Badger's office in Flagstaff. That's why I gave you the name.

999
00:53:06.440 --> 00:53:10.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well you never you never corrected. I saw I'm like.

1000
00:53:13.360 --> 00:53:15.280
<v Speaker 2>J found the results though.

1001
00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:22.039
<v Speaker 5>So I found a Tumblr page and it said this

1002
00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:25.239
<v Speaker 5>guy really believed he had a twenty percent off coupon.

1003
00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:33.639
<v Speaker 2>It's antsy as an anti project.

1004
00:53:35.079 --> 00:53:38.480
<v Speaker 6>I bought the lands and my neighbor did it.

1005
00:53:38.800 --> 00:53:40.440
<v Speaker 3>Fucking why where did you get it?

1006
00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:42.440
<v Speaker 5>Interest?

1007
00:53:42.599 --> 00:53:46.400
<v Speaker 2>I already had the soldering iron here, so she's the

1008
00:53:46.480 --> 00:53:48.239
<v Speaker 2>one we use for stained glass.

1009
00:53:48.840 --> 00:53:49.119
<v Speaker 5>Dude.

1010
00:53:49.159 --> 00:53:52.760
<v Speaker 3>I swear to God, like, hey, you don't need the

1011
00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:53.719
<v Speaker 3>twenty percent off.

1012
00:53:53.719 --> 00:53:58.719
<v Speaker 2>We could tell d wait, do you want me to

1013
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:01.239
<v Speaker 2>take twenty percent off or hand percent?

1014
00:54:03.079 --> 00:54:05.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't think twenty percent to make a big difference.

1015
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:10.559
<v Speaker 3>Way until let's just call a spade of spade, dude.

1016
00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:12.719
<v Speaker 2>I watched. I was awake for the whole process, and

1017
00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:15.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you right now I could one thousand percent.

1018
00:54:15.559 --> 00:54:17.679
<v Speaker 2>They just do it in a chair. Yeah, they had

1019
00:54:17.679 --> 00:54:20.960
<v Speaker 2>to volume and they didn't even do that.

1020
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:21.400
<v Speaker 3>Dude.

1021
00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:24.679
<v Speaker 2>He literally took he did a local for both testicles.

1022
00:54:24.679 --> 00:54:27.159
<v Speaker 2>He did a local and both testicles, and then he

1023
00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:29.920
<v Speaker 2>caught me open tube. Yeah, he cut me open. He

1024
00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:31.480
<v Speaker 2>pulled the tube. He's like, you want to check it out.

1025
00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:34.360
<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, I'm good, just keep going. I

1026
00:54:34.840 --> 00:54:37.440
<v Speaker 2>I one thousand percent believe I could fucking do these

1027
00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:37.920
<v Speaker 2>for a living.

1028
00:54:39.559 --> 00:54:41.599
<v Speaker 3>Hands down, hands fucking down.

1029
00:54:41.639 --> 00:54:45.960
<v Speaker 2>I can't do this, So there's no fucking question about it.

1030
00:54:46.039 --> 00:54:46.400
<v Speaker 5>Dude.

1031
00:54:47.199 --> 00:54:50.519
<v Speaker 6>The same guy who s pants it worked it without

1032
00:54:50.519 --> 00:54:53.360
<v Speaker 6>a ladder and kicked it out of his kicked it

1033
00:54:53.360 --> 00:54:57.400
<v Speaker 6>out so it fell down. They got it two days ago,

1034
00:54:57.719 --> 00:55:01.159
<v Speaker 6>sent you in Texas said hey, don't get.

1035
00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:07.239
<v Speaker 3>Icy hot in your ass cracked. Yeah, big mistake, dude.

1036
00:55:07.280 --> 00:55:09.039
<v Speaker 2>It burns so fucking bad.

1037
00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:11.760
<v Speaker 5>Oh, you might as well just put bear spray in there.

1038
00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:17.000
<v Speaker 2>It was. It was pretty rough. Ironically enough, icy hot

1039
00:55:17.400 --> 00:55:21.239
<v Speaker 2>on the asshole is more sensitive than on your balls,

1040
00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:23.920
<v Speaker 2>which is kind of weird. I didn't expect that though.

1041
00:55:23.960 --> 00:55:25.239
<v Speaker 3>No, no, it makes total sense.

1042
00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:30.159
<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess you're Have you seen that thing where

1043
00:55:30.199 --> 00:55:34.360
<v Speaker 2>people like dip their balls in uh like soy sauce

1044
00:55:34.440 --> 00:55:36.159
<v Speaker 2>and they tell you that it can taste salt like

1045
00:55:36.199 --> 00:55:39.519
<v Speaker 2>you taste the salt. There's a connection between your testicles

1046
00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:45.719
<v Speaker 2>and your your taste buds. No, no, no, it's supposed

1047
00:55:45.719 --> 00:55:47.719
<v Speaker 2>to be science. I don't know. I haven't tried it yet.

1048
00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:49.519
<v Speaker 5>The only thing I was able to look up was

1049
00:55:49.559 --> 00:55:53.960
<v Speaker 5>a Philip Williams M d off And I was like.

1050
00:55:53.960 --> 00:55:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Doctor Badger, look up, look up Badgers, doctor Badger, Yeah,

1051
00:55:57.800 --> 00:55:59.880
<v Speaker 2>doctor Badger. B A D G E R.

1052
00:56:00.039 --> 00:56:02.119
<v Speaker 5>Think I'm just kidding.

1053
00:56:02.800 --> 00:56:03.159
<v Speaker 4>M hm.

1054
00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:07.320
<v Speaker 5>Trick question, trick answer. I should say, Chili Williams is

1055
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:08.960
<v Speaker 5>out of an O B G Y N office.

1056
00:56:09.599 --> 00:56:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh ship, I'll tell you right now. I'm fucking quickly

1057
00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:16.400
<v Speaker 2>turning into Mike Tyson.

1058
00:56:17.920 --> 00:56:21.559
<v Speaker 3>Walked in like, uh, sir, you book, it's ma'am and

1059
00:56:21.920 --> 00:56:23.880
<v Speaker 3>my friends call me a big pussy, so I'm here.

1060
00:56:23.960 --> 00:56:26.679
<v Speaker 5>Okay, did you get a tattoo above your eye? That's

1061
00:56:26.760 --> 00:56:51.280
<v Speaker 5>Mike Tyson's tattoo.