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Speaker 2: Hey, do you guys know the origin story about the
Speaker 2: chicken crossing the road?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: Either.
Speaker 4: I couldn't follow it solid. Let's get back to the
Speaker 4: sect me talk the uh.
Speaker 3: I wonder if you could find a groupon for that.
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, there's gotta be some some type of coupon group.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine like a frat house getting a group on? Right,
Speaker 3: You get like twenty guys that show up, like they
Speaker 3: all put their appointments separately so you have no clue.
Speaker 3: But then they all show up together wearing their fucking
Speaker 3: sweaters with their with their Creek letters and shit, and
Speaker 3: they're all there button ups.
Speaker 2: Oh that'd be fantastic. That'd be fantastic. But I'm telling
Speaker 2: you I could do this as a fucking profession. I'm
Speaker 2: telling you I watched the whole fucking thing go down.
Speaker 2: There isn't a doubt in my mind that I could
Speaker 2: not do this for a living and succeed at it.
Speaker 2: I would have a less than fucking one percent.
Speaker 3: You know, Johnny Sins is not an actual doctor, mechanic plumber.
Speaker 3: Oh yes he is okay.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: He does clog some pipes. He doesn't really unclog him,
Speaker 3: he clogs them.
Speaker 2: If you play it on TV, then aren't you still
Speaker 2: it like it? Aren't you still one? Like Doogie Howser
Speaker 2: is still Doogie Howser? Right?
Speaker 5: I guess to make stains in the backseatut out the
Speaker 5: heroin Kumar.
Speaker 3: You'll report meat Sandwich. I forgot about that movie, The
Speaker 3: Cocky Sandwich God.
Speaker 5: That was my favorite. Chip.
Speaker 3: Jesus Well, his dad's on dequill Hot start episode one
Speaker 3: sixty three.
Speaker 2: I'm known, I'm done.
Speaker 5: I'm stone baby.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's good to be back. I missed you guys.
Speaker 3: Anybody have a have a good dad story for the week?
Speaker 2: No, uh no, My my week was pretty easy. Grace,
Speaker 2: So I got one got sick again, uh he but
Speaker 2: this time it was kind of it was weird. It
Speaker 2: is a little ear infection, so something new, something we
Speaker 2: haven't had in a while. I took him, took him
Speaker 2: to the urgent care. You got that taken care of?
Speaker 2: It is? It is his birthday on Monday, and then
Speaker 2: so happy birthday to Grayson. And then Lily's birthday is
Speaker 2: on the twenty second, so Happy Birthday to Lily. I
Speaker 2: currently leave for some work that has come up. I'm
Speaker 2: kind of excited about. I'm not excited about leaving, but
Speaker 2: I'm excited about getting paid for it because it pay
Speaker 2: It's a hot paycheck. It's a hot paycheck. And then
Speaker 2: Lily has her first dance competition coming up on her
Speaker 2: birthday on Saturday, so I will be driving from California
Speaker 2: straight to Las Vegas for that and we will report
Speaker 2: in how they do next week.
Speaker 3: Don't calls cast? Where are you guys?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: What you at?
Speaker 3: Where at the dance place? Where are you at? I'm here,
Speaker 3: I'm at Larry Flint's hustler. Where is this funny thing?
Speaker 3: When's it start?
Speaker 2: I don't think in Vegas anymore? Right, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think isn't it right there at the end of
Speaker 3: the two fifteen or at the end of the strip,
Speaker 3: like this past Mandally Bay, like between the Blue Diamond?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Like if you're going south on fifteen, it's
Speaker 5: just before you get to two fifteen intersect. Yes, there
Speaker 5: you go, right there, yeah, not too far down the road.
Speaker 5: They're all right off Dean Martin and all that shit.
Speaker 5: They're all right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's still part of me that wishes I would
Speaker 3: have stepped foot one time in the Larry's villa, and
Speaker 3: then the rest of me is just happy I never did.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, speaking of sickness, though, dodged a near bullet.
Speaker 3: I guess you could say for this house it's a
Speaker 3: it's it. We dodged a missile. So since Thanksgiving, the
Speaker 3: first cold, we don't know what it was. We're just
Speaker 3: gonna call it COVID because it could be right. But
Speaker 3: then we had confirmed flu. Right, so in three out
Speaker 3: of four weeks, our household was sick, minus my wife.
Speaker 3: I guess breastfeeding has its perks where you don't actually
Speaker 3: get sick sometimes where everybody else gets sick. And then
Speaker 3: we had a nice little break and then just like
Speaker 3: a week or two ago, kids were sick again and
Speaker 3: it was actually positive for RSV. So good thing you
Speaker 3: didn't come there Stone for the super Bowl. And then
Speaker 3: the other night, all of a sudden, so I was asleep,
Speaker 3: Summer wakes me up and she's like, hey, I need
Speaker 3: your help. Ellie threw up like okay, like whatever, like
Speaker 3: she's had this cough whatever. That's probably how it happened. No, Biggie.
Speaker 3: Part of that sidetrack is I get up. I felt
Speaker 3: like I was asleep for five or six fucking hours.
Speaker 3: Like I woke up and felt like I was slept
Speaker 3: like the dead. It was ten forty I'd been asleep
Speaker 3: for like an hour. Fast forward the next three hours
Speaker 3: of every thirty minutes of my daughter throwing up into
Speaker 3: a bucket, and I'm like, this household's going down.
Speaker 2: This is it.
Speaker 3: This is the grenade right here, This is it. This
Speaker 3: is it. Nobody else got anything, so all we can
Speaker 3: think of is somehow maybe she got sick from some
Speaker 3: food she ate, even though we all ate the same stuff, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe, but we all dodged a bullet.
Speaker 3: So I spent my entire night on her floor, you know,
Speaker 3: helping her out. Got some shitty sleep, But I'm just
Speaker 3: glad the rest of the house did not go down
Speaker 3: in flames. That'd have been nasty. So, yeah, do you
Speaker 3: have anything stone, Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, some crazy shit went down this weekend. So this
Speaker 5: house definitely has a haunting to it. That is our grandmother,
Speaker 5: and she has made an appearance on several occasions, and
Speaker 5: mostly it's just been around me, and for a while, there.
Speaker 5: I was like, maybe I'm just going crazy. I don't know.
Speaker 5: And then it happened in front of Alsa and Avery,
Speaker 5: and I was like, okay, I'm not going crazy. This
Speaker 5: really is happening, Holy shit, and yeah, we're all just
Speaker 5: you know my room. We were talking yesterday before we
Speaker 5: were gonna get kind of stuff started for the day,
Speaker 5: you know, just like an early morning, and uh, I
Speaker 5: was doing laundry and I had thrown in like some
Speaker 5: towels and like did them you know, and I ran them.
Speaker 5: I run everything like low. I don't run it high anymore,
Speaker 5: and sometimes it takes a little bit shuit, especially to
Speaker 5: dry the towels. So I turned it back on and
Speaker 5: then it was off and I was like cool, like
Speaker 5: that's going load it, but we just need to talk
Speaker 5: about what we're doing for the day. And I hear
Speaker 5: the dryer turn on and then I hear it turn
Speaker 5: on and I went you two are right in front
Speaker 5: of me, oh shit. And then Alyssa look said Avery,
Speaker 5: and Avery was like is that the dryer? And I
Speaker 5: was like, it has the dryer. That all just happened
Speaker 5: for you guys too, And they're like, yeah, the dryer
Speaker 5: just started and we're all three of us are right here. Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go turn it off real quick. I go
Speaker 5: and like I turned it off, and I was like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I've seen before in the washer the spind
Speaker 5: dial is dialing itself all the way around, very slowly,
Speaker 5: just going through cycles, like it's really indecisive to pick
Speaker 5: a cycle.
Speaker 3: And I was like, it's funny that she chooses to
Speaker 3: be in the fucking laundr room of all the time.
Speaker 5: She's always working, she's always working.
Speaker 3: She goes right back to it, swear.
Speaker 5: I was like, you know, when we get out of here,
Speaker 5: we need to tell the other owner is like, hey,
Speaker 5: like this is what's up. But don't worry. She'll probably
Speaker 5: make your bed and start the washing r like.
Speaker 3: She's super nice about it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she'll talk. She'll talk in your corners.
Speaker 3: She's a Midwestern ghost. Okay, she's she's she's gonna treat
Speaker 3: you right.
Speaker 5: Just just don't think about you know, she might be
Speaker 5: there when like fornication happens, because like that's a weird
Speaker 5: thought to have in the back of your head. You
Speaker 5: imagine your grandmother just watching and just being.
Speaker 2: Like, probably listen your granda. Listen. Okay, right here we go.
Speaker 2: First off, your grandma. Your grandma was a horny little girl.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you that. Okay, she was handsy at
Speaker 2: the wedding.
Speaker 3: Dude, she was drunk.
Speaker 2: She was handsy at the wedding. So wouldn't surprise me
Speaker 2: if the next tenants started getting freaky and she was
Speaker 2: blowing on that butthole and ship like rub it. Hands down, dude,
Speaker 2: hands down. Whoever's whoever's getting nasty is getting a finger
Speaker 2: in the fucking bum. She's gonna be like she's gonna
Speaker 2: ring the doorbell.
Speaker 5: Oh Grammy, you trickster.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I can't fucking wait. I will purposely.
Speaker 3: By a ghost. It's like this cold air.
Speaker 5: Oh no, poor.
Speaker 2: All right, speaking of no judgment, we missed out on
Speaker 2: a beautiful segment last episode called We Listen and We
Speaker 2: don't judge, Right, ajst tell us about it? What are
Speaker 2: we doing with this thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone's been saying those videos. I'm like, we listen,
Speaker 5: like we don't judge. We'd like kind of call each
Speaker 5: other out on stuff and we just kind of let slide.
Speaker 5: But maybe like kind of annoys us a little bit, but.
Speaker 2: Not cannot play. The three of us can past. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: we love each other and that's fine, and we do
Speaker 2: judge our faults.
Speaker 5: Our faults are why we love each other. That's how
Speaker 5: we work. Yeah, but we should definitely come up with
Speaker 5: some stuff about our partner and or about our kids.
Speaker 5: And uh, you know, man, first thing that came to mind,
Speaker 5: and this happens for both of them, and like they
Speaker 5: put a lid back on something, and you know, when
Speaker 5: it doesn't get fully seated and it's crooked, they just
Speaker 5: leave it like that a lot of stuff and I'm like,
Speaker 5: stop it. Why is that fucking mouthwashed like that?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 5: If it fell over, it would just be blue everywhere.
Speaker 3: I can't even comprehend that happening. Because I go to
Speaker 3: put a cap on something, and if I feel that
Speaker 3: it's wonky, I will do it and do it and
Speaker 3: do it until it's right like that.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: I avoid that. I avoid that so much. I will
Speaker 2: purposely backthread something. I mean, in other words, I will
Speaker 2: turn it. I will begin instead of turning it the
Speaker 2: right way, I will turn it the opposite direction it
Speaker 2: is supposed to be turned, until I feel it sit
Speaker 2: in seed correctly and then thread it so I avoid
Speaker 2: any kind of crookedness. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Mine goes for my my wife and my son. They
Speaker 3: both have a really bad habit of never replacing the
Speaker 3: fucking toilet paper. You tell me, Yeah, but I'm I'm
Speaker 3: at the point now that I just when I walk
Speaker 3: in and I see it, and I just I grab.
Speaker 3: Like usually we keep anywhere from like you know, four
Speaker 3: to six or seven in our bathroom and our personal
Speaker 3: bathroom because the all the other toilet paper sits in
Speaker 3: our hall closet by the kid's bathroom, and we actually
Speaker 3: got one of those it's like a hanging shoe rack,
Speaker 3: and we use that for paper towels and toilet paper works,
Speaker 3: not inside of that. But yeah, it's it's an epidemic
Speaker 3: in this household of not changing toilet paper. And so
Speaker 3: but I get judged if I forget something and I
Speaker 3: just I don't, I don't bring it up. I'm just
Speaker 3: like I'll replace it. The only other one that I
Speaker 3: could think of also is my son, and I just
Speaker 3: had to basically just chalk up that it actually happened. Yesterday,
Speaker 3: he was going to go to lunch with his girlfriend
Speaker 3: and a couple of friends and he's gonna go to
Speaker 3: Safeway first and get some flowers for her because of
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day. And I was like, are you coming back
Speaker 3: home after his Safeway so you can change? And he
Speaker 3: was like looks and he's like, nah, I was gonna
Speaker 3: wear this. And I'm like, are you going to peak
Speaker 3: hours at Walmart?
Speaker 2: What do you?
Speaker 3: What do you mean to do it? What do you
Speaker 3: what are you wearing? He's wearing sweatpants ants that are like,
Speaker 3: you know, cut off like at the bottom, and so
Speaker 3: you could see his socks, and he's wearing like these
Speaker 3: black he has black new balanced tennis shoes like he's
Speaker 3: a seventy five year old man. He's also wearing stones
Speaker 3: old Dad's on. Take on this sweater with the gentleman
Speaker 3: the thing on it, right, Yeah, And I'm just like
Speaker 3: I looked at him and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 3: have a good time. Like I just have to like
Speaker 3: pull myself out and realize that like kids dressed like that,
Speaker 3: They all dressed like that. Yeah, And we were all
Speaker 3: in that same boat at some time where we would
Speaker 3: dress like a certain way and our parents were like
Speaker 3: what the fuck are you wearing? And that's where I'm at.
Speaker 3: But I just have to pull myself out of it. So, yep,
Speaker 3: what about you.
Speaker 2: Uh taking out the trash? I don't think, No, I know.
Speaker 2: I know for a fact that over the course of
Speaker 2: the last two or three years, no one in my
Speaker 2: house has taken out the trash but me outside of
Speaker 2: one time, and that one time I was not here.
Speaker 2: Oh no, twice, twice twy well, okay, to be fair,
Speaker 2: the one with Grayson, though I asked him to do it,
Speaker 2: he wouldn't have done it if I didn't ask him. Okay,
Speaker 2: So let me let me clarify and say voluntarily. Right,
Speaker 2: there have been a couple of moments where I have
Speaker 2: removed the trash bag from the trash can and handed
Speaker 2: it to a child and said, go do this. Sure,
Speaker 2: but we're talking about the other adult in the in
Speaker 2: the house. Not one time time, one time, one fucking time,
Speaker 2: one fucking time, dude. And it's because I wasn't home.
Speaker 2: And it's because I wasn't home. Yeah, how how's that
Speaker 2: a fucking thing? And I wouldn't complain.
Speaker 3: Sounds like you're kind of judging a little bit.
Speaker 2: No, I can judge, they're not. So the people listening
Speaker 2: aren't supposed to. I can judge all the fun I want.
Speaker 2: I can judge all the fuck I want. I can
Speaker 2: judge all the I want. Like, like, how stupid it
Speaker 2: is to be like, don't wake me up in the
Speaker 2: morning because I want my fucking sleep. But then when
Speaker 2: you don't get included in something, you yell at me
Speaker 2: for not waking. Why did you wake me up?
Speaker 3: I thought you wanted to get your sleep.
Speaker 2: That logic doesn't logic. Sorry, So every once in a
Speaker 2: while I will I will purposely do things in the morning,
Speaker 2: knowing damn well that it is going to be a fight,
Speaker 2: but I don't care.
Speaker 3: Is that like reverse gas lighting?
Speaker 2: No, that's gaslights. No, that's just that's just you living
Speaker 2: with your consequences. That's all that shit is, cause and effect.
Speaker 2: Reverse gas lighting. That's a jewe favorite sex position.
Speaker 5: Nice.
Speaker 2: I don't think the gas was ever lit, right?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Was never lit in any of the chambers.
Speaker 5: It was just unless they had like brick or coal
Speaker 5: fired ovens.
Speaker 2: All right, you guys got any more? I don't.
Speaker 3: Those were my two that I can at least think
Speaker 3: of right now? Okay, yeah, the stone do you have
Speaker 3: any more?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: That was like, really it besides what you guys hit
Speaker 5: for sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean we all have our flaws because you know,
Speaker 3: if like if we threw our spouse on the other
Speaker 3: side of it, you know, and there was like a
Speaker 3: you know, stupid ass show called like the you know,
Speaker 3: Moms on Niquil or something like that, then they'd be
Speaker 3: talking in an alternate universe about how we're pieces of shit.
Speaker 2: It would be moms on mimosas, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: That's a good one. Yeah, I like, yeah, we just
Speaker 3: coined that. So if we have see that show, we
Speaker 3: know where it came from. Dead on Deake episode one
Speaker 3: sixty three trademarked.
Speaker 2: You piece of shit, bitch?
Speaker 3: What do you got for a stone?
Speaker 2: Beacon of universes? Alternative universes. I came up with this
Speaker 2: new little game for us to kind of play. It
Speaker 2: is called.
Speaker 3: Alternative alternative Universes like Pearl jam.
Speaker 6: Turn here.
Speaker 2: It's where Kurt Cobain missed. So shit, did you see
Speaker 2: did you see uh post post Nirvana? Did you see that?
Speaker 2: I hated it? Oh yeah, I fucking hated it. This
Speaker 2: it could be a hot take whatever, I know. I
Speaker 2: love Post Malone. I loved everyone that was in there.
Speaker 2: I just, for whatever reason, I the music did not
Speaker 2: fall well on my ears. But let's get back to
Speaker 2: the game. Yeah, okay, movie universe? What movie universe could
Speaker 2: you live or survive in? And this is gonna be
Speaker 2: a versus game. So I'm gonna give you two options
Speaker 2: A and B. You're gonna tell me which one and
Speaker 2: why you think you could actually survive or live or
Speaker 2: do well in for might only be ten seconds because
Speaker 2: some of these are pretty tough. You're ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Are we both getting the same ones? Are we getting
Speaker 3: different ones?
Speaker 2: You guys are gonna get the same ones? Okay? All right?
Speaker 2: So the first first matchup is a quiet Place versus
Speaker 2: the Mist, So you guys have to tell me which one.
Speaker 2: The quiet place where you can't speak, there's crazy fucking
Speaker 2: aliens and things that are coming at you left and
Speaker 2: right you can't make any noises, or the mist where
Speaker 2: you really don't want the fucks out there.
Speaker 3: Like at all, you want to go first down.
Speaker 5: I think I'm would take my chances with the Mist
Speaker 5: because fuck quiet place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't shut up?
Speaker 5: No, no, like I'd be clumsy as fuck.
Speaker 3: Your only way out, your only escape is on these
Speaker 3: roller blades. Well, it looks like I'm breaking an arm
Speaker 3: before I got.
Speaker 5: Did he get taken out while he's on the roller blades?
Speaker 5: It wasn't because of the rollerblades. It's because he hit
Speaker 5: a joint on the rollerblades. He so coffin got him.
Speaker 5: It's a goddamn ass.
Speaker 3: Would have to take the miss. There's no way I
Speaker 3: could survive in the everybody's met me. I can't. I
Speaker 3: could never make it in a quiet place.
Speaker 2: No ever, you you would get killed for yelling at
Speaker 2: one of the people with hands fucking down. The phrase
Speaker 2: I could almost quote the phrase that would get you
Speaker 2: killed is how fucking stupid are you?
Speaker 3: It's about right, you retarded.
Speaker 2: Instantly? All right? Ever? Two the Marvel universe or the
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones universe?
Speaker 3: Oh good one.
Speaker 2: So both have their moments where you're kind of away
Speaker 2: from chaos, right, you could live and be away from chaos. However,
Speaker 2: they both have a lot of fucking you know, a
Speaker 2: lot of hurdles that you'd have to live in. You know,
Speaker 2: you got villains, evil villains, and near duels.
Speaker 3: Can I'll take this one first? But can I get
Speaker 3: this question real quick? If I'm in the Marvel universe.
Speaker 3: Do I get to be a superhero?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Good question?
Speaker 3: Or am I just some bystander likes.
Speaker 5: The guy who goes and picks up the garbage.
Speaker 2: And we lost them.
Speaker 3: I'm the guy gets to wipe Hulk's ass. Turns out
Speaker 3: I only get to survive one day.
Speaker 5: See, I thought he had went down and I was like,
Speaker 5: did somebody hit the button on Doctor Evil's chair? And
Speaker 5: then he's.
Speaker 3: Okay. So I just need to know, like, do I
Speaker 3: get to be a superhero in the Marvel universe? Or
Speaker 3: am I just some rando?
Speaker 2: Now you are who you are right now?
Speaker 3: Like you know powers, okay, Game of Thrones, of Thrones,
Speaker 3: even if I was a superhero, what that universe? I'm
Speaker 3: taking Game of Thrones because like, okay, if I got
Speaker 3: to have superpowers, all right, Like if I got to
Speaker 3: be you could twist my arm, if I got to
Speaker 3: travel with the Guardians of the Galaxy, like fuck yeah,
Speaker 3: sign me up. But at the same time, like Middle
Speaker 3: Earth feeling you know that that old school like you
Speaker 3: if you make it to thirty, you have you have
Speaker 3: peaked at elderly age, because you're probably gonna die a
Speaker 3: lot sooner than that. If if the plague doesn't get you,
Speaker 3: if the cough doesn't get you, if circes syphilis doesn't
Speaker 3: get you, then you're gonna get You're gonna get gat
Speaker 3: And the cool thing about Game of Thrones to me
Speaker 3: is you get to do a lot of killing and
Speaker 3: when you die, it's gonna be probably an epically brutal death. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I'm gonna take Game of Thrones a lot more titties,
Speaker 3: yeah too.
Speaker 2: Yeah about you Stone.
Speaker 5: Do I want to have knights and shining armor and
Speaker 5: dragons and people now brushing their teeth? Or do I
Speaker 5: want to go out and outer space? Uh? And like
Speaker 5: you know, getting in her galactic guest tds. That's a
Speaker 5: hard it's a hard question for the safe house to answer.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Avengers? Why not?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 3: It turns out he's part of the film crew for
Speaker 3: The Man of the Mandarin number three, and that's all
Speaker 3: he gets to be in that universe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a bullshit. Yeah, this is the greatest
Speaker 5: life I could ever live. I'm so privileged, but I
Speaker 5: really wish I could win more.
Speaker 2: All Right, this one, this one was my favorite, and
Speaker 2: it was a point of contention between I mean, the
Speaker 2: producer and myself How to Train Your Dragon and Shrek.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a tough choice. Honestly, I'm one hundred percent
Speaker 3: going to take Shrek. That's exactly what I said. But
Speaker 3: I will give I will give credit where credit is due.
Speaker 3: That it would be pretty fucking tits to live in
Speaker 3: the How to Train Your Dragon universe other than having
Speaker 3: to hear Jay Barrishall talk to you all the time.
Speaker 3: That would kind of say.
Speaker 5: We're going to take to the sky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Shrek, I mean, what fucking a Shrek? That
Speaker 3: would be the fair universe, dude, any part of it,
Speaker 3: the whole thing. It's phenomenal.
Speaker 2: What if you came back as Donkey?
Speaker 5: Like, what.
Speaker 2: If you're in the universe's Donkey?
Speaker 3: Fantastic?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why not? I mean, I don't think there's a character
Speaker 3: that you wouldn't really, I'd probably be fucking Lord Farquhad though,
Speaker 3: my love because.
Speaker 2: So the gingerbread Man, not my buttons.
Speaker 3: By use jone.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's like that's a tough one for sure, because
Speaker 5: I would love to train my own fucking dragon. Can
Speaker 5: you imagine pretty much? Hey Dragon, can you l like
Speaker 5: this for me? Hey? Thanks? Appreciate you, Ben, He's not
Speaker 5: supposed to be intoxicatable flying on a dragon? Is this
Speaker 5: dragon high? Is this dragon we name well?
Speaker 3: Judging by the fact of the dragons flapping its wings,
Speaker 3: but they haven't taken off yet. I'm gonna say he's
Speaker 3: fucking baked. Take off there flapping making lamb kebabs.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, dragons like put the pizza in that oven.
Speaker 5: I'll try on the oven. What all right? I think
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Okay, I'm gonna go fairy Tale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the last, but not least the Witcher versus Stranger Things.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'll let's don't take this one first.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Witcher just because of so many components
Speaker 5: there are to that world, and I really have a
Speaker 5: better chance. I think, like, statistically, I think I have
Speaker 5: a better chance from any of those worlds to be
Speaker 5: something other than just a normal person. So I think
Speaker 5: out of all of them, it's dead answer one hundred Yeah,
Speaker 5: definitely in this case, definitely, it's.
Speaker 2: All of them.
Speaker 5: Like, of all the ones you've mentioned, I'm like, dang,
Speaker 5: I think that one might take the cake.
Speaker 2: It's weird because like when I was doing this, I
Speaker 2: was gonna throw in some horror ones. I was gonna
Speaker 2: be like Jason versus Freddy, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: And I thought about Stranger Things. Stranger Things is very
Speaker 2: Freddy esque, right, yes.
Speaker 5: It very much is Freddy esk. You're like, nowhere is safe? Yeah,
Speaker 5: especially like first season Nowhere is Safe.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, I that's it. This one is probably the toughest
Speaker 3: choice for me, other than the fact that I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna be some broke back bitch in the Witcher and
Speaker 3: I don't really want to be that.
Speaker 2: I could see you being a baker or a chef
Speaker 2: in some random, like little fucking hut somewhere, you know something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, probably. But to get to live out the
Speaker 3: dream of being in my adolescent youth, you know that
Speaker 3: teen years in the eighties, fucking sign me up. I
Speaker 3: know I was born in the late eighties. But to
Speaker 3: be able to be that teenage you know, high school,
Speaker 3: early high school age in the eighties, yeah, fuck yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I would love. That's that would have been
Speaker 3: the tits. Yeah me personally, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with any of your takes at all
Speaker 2: at all. Frank listening and there is let us know
Speaker 2: what your takes were I do have to rewind a
Speaker 2: little bit, not anything to do with that topic other
Speaker 2: than you said privilege.
Speaker 3: And I think the best tweet I've seen all week
Speaker 3: was Cooper De John's pick six. What's the guy that
Speaker 3: won the slam dunk contests? His name Mac mac right
Speaker 3: and us steals uh steals hockey from Canada. Probably the
Speaker 3: best six days for whites in history. That was the tweet.
Speaker 2: I was like that, that is the.
Speaker 3: Best, that's the best.
Speaker 5: What the hell?
Speaker 2: I love? I loved. I loved watching fucking PK su
Speaker 2: Ban get all hyped up that Canada scored first and
Speaker 2: he was all fucking excited.
Speaker 3: The whole the whole Canadian world fucking lost their ship
Speaker 3: like as they should have. It was electric, it was experience.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's kind of what I expected. I expected
Speaker 3: them to throttle from that point on and.
Speaker 2: It just didn't. Breaking fucking news. This Four Nations hockey
Speaker 2: tournament has been magnificent.
Speaker 3: So oh man, I've wanted NFL is going to flag
Speaker 3: football the NBA, What the hell are they doing. NHL's like, Hey,
Speaker 3: we're gonna beat the shit out of each other for
Speaker 3: the next week.
Speaker 2: And a half. For three fights in the first ninety
Speaker 2: seconds of that fucking game is wild.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3: This is when when I found out that they were
Speaker 3: doing this, I was like, oh, that's cool. And then
Speaker 3: I found out I'm like, oh, it's replacing an All
Speaker 3: Star game even better. But I didn't think and then
Speaker 3: the very first game I watched and actually watched full contact,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, well, maybe they're not allowed
Speaker 3: to fight because I hadn't seen a fight in the
Speaker 3: first two games. Yeah, and then drop of the fucking
Speaker 3: puck and it's like, loves are off. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 3: they're allowed to fight. Yeah fucking ah ye, Like and
Speaker 3: they better never have an All Star break again. This
Speaker 3: better be the All Star break every year from year
Speaker 3: on out. Fuck the Olympics, fuck everything else, give me this.
Speaker 2: What's great. What's great about this is there really isn't
Speaker 2: a fucking prize, right, Like, there's no trophy. There's a trophy, right,
Speaker 2: there's a trophy, But in reality, these guys are doing
Speaker 2: this for pride.
Speaker 3: There's guys about Connor McDavid. Since he's become pro, has
Speaker 3: not been able to play for Team Canada. Other than
Speaker 3: in the off season. He has not been able to
Speaker 3: play in the Olympics. Crosby hasn't played since he won
Speaker 3: in twenty ten in the Olympics. Right, because now NHL
Speaker 3: players aren't back and they're not allowed in the Olympic.
Speaker 3: Not that they're not allowed, but Gary Bettman, who's a
Speaker 3: piece of shit, doesn't want them in the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so so stupid.
Speaker 3: Right, But if you're gonna give us this, if you're
Speaker 3: gonna give us this every year for two weeks, let's go.
Speaker 3: Let's go, because this is what you want, that's what
Speaker 3: you want. So yeah, breaking fucking news on that.
Speaker 2: Speaking of you want to take a break.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's take a break. Yeah, welcome back to Channel
Speaker 3: they News. I'm your host, Squirt mud Bottom joining me later,
Speaker 3: Chip sell it quick from the streets and storm up
Speaker 3: blowing with the weather. Update in our first story takes
Speaker 3: us to the state of Michigan. Ye old baseball Mint.
Speaker 3: A Michigan judge is taking a hands on approach to
Speaker 3: combat shoplifting by putting sponges in the hands of the
Speaker 3: offenders and sending them out to wash cars in a
Speaker 3: Walmart parking lot. Judge Jeffrey Clothier hopes this clean form
Speaker 3: of community service will scrub away any bad habits and
Speaker 3: prevent further thefts from Walmart. These rising crimes could mean
Speaker 3: higher prices for even fewer stories. I don't think everybody
Speaker 3: who steals as a bad person. Sometimes people are just
Speaker 3: down on their luck, Clothier said, but there will be
Speaker 3: consequences when you break the law. You can't just wash
Speaker 3: away your problems, unless, of course, you're washing a car.
Speaker 3: Looks like these thieves will be scrubbing the streets, one
Speaker 3: stolen item at a time. Chip, What do you got
Speaker 3: for us, Chad bro.
Speaker 5: This is Chad April to zero at him, man, it
Speaker 5: chips out a quick needed to go home and like
Speaker 5: tense his mom, who's been like really sick lately. But
Speaker 5: I don't know about that because like I'm pretty sure
Speaker 5: I saw a picture on the GRAM of him sitting
Speaker 5: on a beach, Dad like holding one of those like
Speaker 5: fancy like Kirabian drinks. Damn, man's living it up, you
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying. But anyway, I wanted to come
Speaker 5: in and just like thank like the stone and like
Speaker 5: Dad's on de Quel for the like just coming back, man,
Speaker 5: Like the safe house has been pretty dim for a
Speaker 5: while because it was just sickly, to be honest, and
Speaker 5: meth Mike even attempted sobriety you know, for a few
Speaker 5: in your absence, but like he ended up punching his
Speaker 5: anger management counselor in the face and somehow he ended
Speaker 5: up packing here after he escaped from jail. Oh a guy,
Speaker 5: family's back together. Man. This is Chad from the safe house.
Speaker 5: Check it later.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Chad. I don't know what fucking update that was. Otherwise, otherwise,
Speaker 3: you're welcome storm. What's blowing in your neck of the woods?
Speaker 2: Hey there, squirt. I was watching the Avatar the other
Speaker 2: you know, the other day, you know, last Airbendy and uh.
Speaker 2: It had me thinking I think I might be the
Speaker 2: ava tar. Hear me out now, Okay, the other day
Speaker 2: I was walking to the corner the bums and smokes
Speaker 2: off Miss Jackson, and I was moving them some leaves
Speaker 2: around on the ground with my mind.
Speaker 5: It's really cool.
Speaker 2: I was walking up and I was just waving my
Speaker 2: hands back and forth like this, and then them they
Speaker 2: was just dancing along with me as a walk. Har
Speaker 2: did you guys hear about all these volcanoes riptings and
Speaker 2: all them earthquakes and shits going on around the world.
Speaker 2: I think that it might be the Fire Nation and
Speaker 2: the Earth's nations getting ready for battle. You know they
Speaker 2: know them back, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I ain't knowing.
Speaker 2: Boy the Avatar come back.
Speaker 5: Eh.
Speaker 2: Well, shit, I better go practice it. That's the case,
Speaker 2: you guys, bet you she to get a good place
Speaker 2: to hide or what not. And because she's about to
Speaker 2: get real, storm Avy tar out oh and coal fronts
Speaker 2: coming down from the north.
Speaker 3: Watch a Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne, Thank you. Storm.
Speaker 3: In our last story, a humpback whale and a Chilian
Speaker 3: Patagonia took Catch of the Day to a whole new
Speaker 3: level when it briefly swallowed a kayaker before letting him
Speaker 3: go unharmed. The incident captured a camera captured on camera
Speaker 3: by the kayak's father, quickly went viral. I thought I
Speaker 3: was dead, said Adrian, recounting the intense moment. I thought
Speaker 3: it had eaten me, that it had swallowed me, just
Speaker 3: like my mom. But here I am talking about whale
Speaker 3: of the story and way to get your sea legs. Well,
Speaker 3: that'll be it for the Channel D news, Storm Chip, Chad,
Speaker 3: whoever the fuck's coming in this time I'm squared my bottom.
Speaker 3: Catch you next time.
Speaker 2: Fucking swallowed by a whale?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, like a panic?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how would you react?
Speaker 3: Fucking scream?
Speaker 5: I'd ship in my wetsuit like.
Speaker 2: Like instantly, like especially if you didn't know, like like
Speaker 2: because you don't know necessarily that it's a whale, right,
Speaker 2: like if it comes up from underneath, like in that video,
Speaker 2: because I've seen that video.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dude's just.
Speaker 2: Gone, Like the whale fucking comes up. The dude's just
Speaker 2: fucking gone. There's no sign of his kayak for like
Speaker 2: five seconds until the whales like, ah shit, I don't
Speaker 2: want this, and he spits it out.
Speaker 5: I'm guessing.
Speaker 2: I mean it's all underwater, you know, the whales.
Speaker 3: Like that tastes like crabs.
Speaker 2: You know, it's fucking nuts, dude.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know how. I don't know I would react.
Speaker 2: I really don't, dude. That'd be fucking freaky. That'd be scary. Shit,
Speaker 2: I know I would ship myself or piss myself for sure,
Speaker 2: for both, yeah or both? Yeah? Yeah. How many do
Speaker 2: you think there's more? Do you think there's more kayakers
Speaker 2: in the world, or do you think there's more whales.
Speaker 5: Kayakers, kayakers? You think yeah, yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Those hipsters would be something to look
Speaker 2: up if only somebody had created a game. What is
Speaker 2: there more of?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait? I did.
Speaker 3: There do? I have dramatic music somewhere.
Speaker 2: I don't bump bum boom the way you grabbed your chest.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it again if I tried.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 2: All right, so this is how this is gonna work.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you, guys two things. You'll have to
Speaker 2: tell me what you think there is more of. The
Speaker 2: person with the most points at the end of this
Speaker 2: wins nothing cool.
Speaker 5: I don't know you guys, ready, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh so we'll do it. The first one, which is
Speaker 2: are there more doors or wheels in the world?
Speaker 3: You sent this as an example, and that immediately put
Speaker 3: my my brain spinning, and I'm like, man, what is
Speaker 3: there more of? More wheels or more doors? I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go with wheels. I feel like there's way more wheels
Speaker 3: in this world than there are doors. Okay, I mean that.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's any house in like the Middle
Speaker 3: East that has a door. There's no doors in Africa,
Speaker 3: at least not north of South Africa. So I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go with wheels.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna go with doors. Okay, weuck it.
Speaker 2: There are it's probably more doors, more doors. Yeah, there
Speaker 2: are billions. There are actually billions more doors, and it's
Speaker 2: all comparative to the house.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need to see some notes. I want some
Speaker 3: receipts of where you get these things it's from. I
Speaker 3: still believe it to be true. I just want proof.
Speaker 2: The receipts are Google.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so not.
Speaker 2: AJ's Google, the Jews Google. Just to be clear, Jogle
Speaker 2: page six. Nice Google. I like it.
Speaker 3: It won't let me use it. It says I gonna pay
Speaker 3: a penny to use it.
Speaker 2: Every search what Peddy per word?
Speaker 5: His homepage is all uncircumscis and the transition between every
Speaker 5: page is just like fucking gas.
Speaker 2: It's just like us or money, money like it's just money.
Speaker 5: Alright, alright?
Speaker 2: Number two? Uh are there more trees on Earth or
Speaker 2: stars in the sky? I'm coming out hot you guys.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's stars in the sky. Okay, okay, there's no way
Speaker 3: to prove move that. That's kind of an unfair one
Speaker 3: because they're still discovering universes.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I didn't say universes, sid stars.
Speaker 3: And universes and company stars.
Speaker 2: Stars in the sky, oh just in our sky.
Speaker 3: No, it's still stars. Go fuck yourself. I don't care
Speaker 3: what logic you bring to this.
Speaker 2: It's stars, okay, stars Okay. There are significantly more trees
Speaker 2: on Earth not than stars visible in the sky. There
Speaker 2: are around three I said in the sky. There are
Speaker 2: three trillion trees on Earth compared to somewhere between one
Speaker 2: hundred and four hundred billion stars visible in our Milky
Speaker 2: Way visible but got nothing.
Speaker 5: There's a million like different universe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well would you break it down with when
Speaker 2: you break it down the theory, it's a little bit different,
Speaker 2: but even still, I mean, because if you want, if
Speaker 2: you want to go to what we what we know
Speaker 2: or don't know, like you can do the infinite theory.
Speaker 2: There's infinite Earth is infinite, infinite Earth is Earth is.
Speaker 3: There's just that said that sums up this game to it.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the next question.
Speaker 2: Kicking in, she's kidding.
Speaker 5: I can definitely tell you, like within this house alone,
Speaker 5: there's three stars, but there's way more trees for sure.
Speaker 2: All right, AJ's that one to nothing. Number three, are
Speaker 2: there more hot dogs or hamburgers consumed per year?
Speaker 3: Man, gotta go with the Glizzies.
Speaker 5: I'm going burger.
Speaker 2: It is burgers. Hamburgers are fifty billion to hot dogs
Speaker 2: twenty billion. That's a lot, dude, that built a billion billion.
Speaker 3: I mean it makes sense, like from a personal standpoint,
Speaker 3: because I'm gonna choose a burger over a hot dog
Speaker 3: any day. Yeah, but you just think of like how
Speaker 3: many hot dogs are eating, like kids the mac and
Speaker 3: cheese with hot dogs, and likeing of sausages and shit
Speaker 3: like that, and just hot dogs.
Speaker 2: With sausage, hot dog.
Speaker 5: If you think about it, hot dogs, I would say
Speaker 5: like a big portion of that amount is people who
Speaker 5: eat hot dogs and stadiums.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, because I go to a ballpark,
Speaker 3: I'm never gonna get a burger. I'm gonna got a
Speaker 3: hot dog.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every time of his dollar dog night, go get
Speaker 3: one of those hot roller glizzies from a fucking seven
Speaker 3: to eleven.
Speaker 2: Oh what's the bed? Do you guys remember the best
Speaker 2: hot dog you've had at a stadium?
Speaker 3: Oh? Good question. It definitely was not in Vegas because
Speaker 3: for a while the they were before the Aviators. They
Speaker 3: were the fifty ones, and at one point when the
Speaker 3: fifty ones were owned by the Dodgers and they were
Speaker 3: their farm club, they had Dodger dogs at the park.
Speaker 3: Ye way overrated, way overrated. Not would not recommend.
Speaker 2: I actually went to Dodger Stadium. I got lucky enough
Speaker 2: to see a game in Dodger Stadium and they were terrible.
Speaker 3: Is that lucky?
Speaker 2: I was trying to be nice.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna go with my best hot dog I've
Speaker 3: had is probably at the Diamondback Stadium for baseball. That's
Speaker 3: where I'm gonna go. Is the best hot dog that
Speaker 3: I've had at a at a baseball game.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to a baseball game?
Speaker 5: Ajer mm hmm yeah, uh, minor leagues. I know, I
Speaker 5: went to a major like when I was really really little.
Speaker 5: I don't remember very much, but a bunch of miners.
Speaker 5: For sure.
Speaker 2: We should go. We should do an episode while watching it,
Speaker 2: or a hockey Wow, we can't do hockey, you know.
Speaker 3: I'd honestly love like, I'd love to go to Vegas
Speaker 3: and watch an Aviators game because I've never been to
Speaker 3: that little stadium and it's nice. I think it'd be
Speaker 3: fun and it's a lot cheaper than going to pro game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we have two more questions left, Ord,
Speaker 2: and you gotta get them both to go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try, and I'm gonna try and not get
Speaker 3: a single one right this game. I'm playing golf.
Speaker 2: I like the reverse, the reverse jinks, I like it,
Speaker 2: all right. Number four, Which number is larger fishermen on
Speaker 2: the planet or the amount of money spent on one pigeon?
Speaker 5: I feel like this is a trick question fishermen.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to go with the pigeon.
Speaker 2: In one moment, a pigeon was purchased for one point
Speaker 2: four million dollars. However, there are way more fish that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: one million for a fucking pigeon, to fucking nuts, all right?
Speaker 2: Number five? Is there more cereal produced annually around the
Speaker 2: world or milk produced annually around the world? An you
Speaker 2: will leap anually annerally telling you it's kicking him.
Speaker 5: Are we measuring this in like tons, grahams and tons tons? Tons? Serious?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say milk.
Speaker 2: Two point seven billion tons of cereal compared to eight
Speaker 2: hundred and forty one million tons of milk.
Speaker 3: God damn it.
Speaker 5: I got one right now. Fuck nice.
Speaker 2: That's a lot, dude, two point seven billion tons, isn't.
Speaker 3: I mean you just think about it, like, go down
Speaker 3: the grocery aisle and think of, like, just in one store,
Speaker 3: how much fucking cereal is in that? Yeah yeah, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: but there's also a lot of milk too.
Speaker 5: But see, like my thought was, like, how much of
Speaker 5: the world has like cereal compared to how much the
Speaker 5: world is milk?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 5: Cows are everywhere?
Speaker 2: True? True. You know what doesn't weigh a lot? Sprinkles
Speaker 2: the stick?
Speaker 5: Classic classic? Got them? Sprinkles are for winners.
Speaker 2: Good job, a Sprinkles are for winners.
Speaker 3: Uh oh, go ahead.
Speaker 2: And I was actually just gonna ask have you ever
Speaker 2: had cereal with anything but milk?
Speaker 5: I did orange juice one time, and that would be
Speaker 5: the last time I would ever do that again. It
Speaker 5: was uh it was on a dare. Yeah, I think
Speaker 5: I was like ten nine or ten ot to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, save situation for me. And it was
Speaker 2: crystal pepsi and it was fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3: It was do you remember what cereal?
Speaker 2: Frosted flakes? Frosted flakes was fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 5: Do you know what it seems like could be really
Speaker 5: good with that as well. Honey nut cheerios and cheerios
Speaker 5: would be like really.
Speaker 2: Good, but I like honey nut cheerios dry, like anal.
Speaker 5: Yeah, throw them some trail mix.
Speaker 3: Yeah they actually Oddly enough, Sam's Club has a honey
Speaker 3: nut cheers but it's like a honey bunches of oats
Speaker 3: and honeynut cheerios mash up. It is fucking amazing oats.
Speaker 2: I used to love frosted and I remember frosted rice
Speaker 2: crispies and to eat the ship out of some frosted
Speaker 2: rice crispies.
Speaker 3: Well, I was actually just having a nostalgic moment the
Speaker 3: other day because the only cereal we had in our
Speaker 3: house up until our groceries this weekend was corn flakes,
Speaker 3: and the only reason we had them was for baking.
Speaker 3: And so Ellie really wanted cereal and I was like,
Speaker 3: well this is all we have. She goes okay, and
Speaker 3: so I was like, I'll do it old school, and
Speaker 3: so I threw him in a bowl milk, and then
Speaker 3: I threw some sugar in there, so they were like
Speaker 3: homemade frosted flakes, and she ate two bowls. She was
Speaker 3: like it's delicious. And then my wife and I were
Speaker 3: talking about it and like, remember, like that's like that
Speaker 3: was all you really had when you were a kid,
Speaker 3: unless your parents really spooged on the on the on
Speaker 3: the cereal, you know, And even then, there wasn't. I
Speaker 3: feel like there wasn't a stronomical amounts of cereal when
Speaker 3: we were little kids. No, not compared to what I mean.
Speaker 3: There there was, but not compared to like what now.
Speaker 2: No, you had you had a couple different types of
Speaker 2: chocolate cereal. You had the fruit. You had a couple
Speaker 2: of different types of fruit cereal. So you had like
Speaker 2: fruity pebbles, fruit loops, right, you had lucky charms, you
Speaker 2: had honeycombs. I remember, honeycombs were like the newest thing
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: Right about the grams? What was that?
Speaker 2: Honey Yeah, honey grams?
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, most disappointing one was like the wolf with the.
Speaker 3: Cookie Cookie crisp cookie, the most overrated cereal on the planet,
Speaker 3: because I wanted you, you wanted your hands on it.
Speaker 3: The first time you see it as a kid, You're
Speaker 3: like give me that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like I ate one bowl and didn't eat anything
Speaker 3: else out of that bocket.
Speaker 5: It went back raisin cookie disguised as a regular cookie. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then you buy and you're like, oh, what the
Speaker 5: fuck is this that? That was a regular.
Speaker 2: Cookie, raisin bran. Most slept On cereal out there.
Speaker 3: M I'm gonna go grape nuts Okay, yeah, I heat
Speaker 3: them up. Though it sounds weird, but you throw the
Speaker 3: milk in and throw them in the microwave.
Speaker 2: Next level becomes oatmeal.
Speaker 3: Next level that's good stuff.
Speaker 5: Peanut butter, cap and crunch.
Speaker 2: I said slept On. I said, that's not slept On.
Speaker 2: People love that ship.
Speaker 3: I sleep on it because I hate Captain Crunch fair enough,
Speaker 3: all of it, the berries, the regular, the peanut butter.
Speaker 3: Never been a fan.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 5: It's something your mouth. Yeah, I'm saying it's tough.
Speaker 2: It's like eating fucking glass.
Speaker 3: Uh smacks, yeah, smacks, apples, apple jacks. Another one that
Speaker 3: is like super to me, underrated that people don't talk
Speaker 3: enough about is pops. Corn pops those by those dry
Speaker 3: without milk. Oh, those are a snack right there?
Speaker 2: You fucking what was it? The mic kicks that's another one, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't like kicks either.
Speaker 2: Didn't like kicks.
Speaker 3: I loved fruity pebbles, but I did not like cocoa pebbles. No,
Speaker 3: I was never a like chocolate cereal fan of any.
Speaker 5: Kind of thought. I like cocoa pebbles.
Speaker 3: I remember that guys always had a box in your house.
Speaker 2: You had to eat them so fast before they got soggy.
Speaker 2: You had to, like you had to, like literally flash
Speaker 2: eat those, dude, you see me eat Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: fair enough.
Speaker 3: AJ could never make it through a bowl of pretty
Speaker 3: pebbles as much.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't do mushy cereal, but I can do oatmeal,
Speaker 2: which is odd, right, you can do I can do oatmeal,
Speaker 2: but I can't do mushy cereal. There's something about it. Why,
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know, just a weird fucking psychological thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe if I heated it up. Maybe if I had
Speaker 2: warmed it up in the microwave, nuke it for a
Speaker 2: couple of minutes. See.
Speaker 3: I never correlate oatmeal and cereal as being in the
Speaker 3: same realm. I just me personally. I don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I mean that's fair enough. They are, but
Speaker 2: it's fine they are.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't disagree with you. I just don't correlate
Speaker 3: them as in this like I'm like, oh, do I
Speaker 3: want cereal to oatmeal? Like like it's I never would
Speaker 3: think of one or the other at the same time
Speaker 3: because I just feel like they're completely different things.
Speaker 2: How are they completely different?
Speaker 3: That's just how I view it the same. That's how
Speaker 3: I view it. How I would never look at my
Speaker 3: pantry and be like, Okay, I have I have frosted
Speaker 3: shreaded weeds, I have honeynut cheerios, I have oat meal,
Speaker 3: I have you know, frosted flakes. I would never My
Speaker 3: oatmeal is like totally separate.
Speaker 2: Like it like oatmeal and cereal to you is like
Speaker 2: cereal and toast to me, like, toast is not cereal.
Speaker 3: Sure, saltines is, though it's not.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 2: It's a cracker sal saltines is not cereal.
Speaker 3: After we get off of this, you go throw in
Speaker 3: some saltines in a bowl with some milk and then
Speaker 3: call it like a puke.
Speaker 2: No, no, delicious.
Speaker 5: Listen, that's so good.
Speaker 2: If I want, if I want to feel closer to
Speaker 2: my ancestors, I'm doing something else, not even fucking don't
Speaker 2: guess yourself.
Speaker 3: I'm done with this world. Throw the broiler on and
Speaker 3: let me in, baby, can you close the door behind me?
Speaker 2: Brady comes out. My head's in the fucking oven.
Speaker 6: Are you doing sticky it out? You look like fucking
Speaker 6: airy up a fucking home alone bird wristp on top.
Speaker 2: Have you seen have you seen him as a sculptor?
Speaker 2: Have you seen him recently?
Speaker 3: No, that's Marv and that video.
Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: That video gave me all kinds of he be gebis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, like he's got somebody in his bed.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well he sculpted this chick who's like in this like
Speaker 3: sexual post and he's like caressing like the way he
Speaker 3: just like, I'm like, it's kind of weird. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: kind of weird. You know, won too many bricks to
Speaker 3: the face and he he turned out kind of weird.
Speaker 2: Do you hear the are making another Goonies. Goonies two
Speaker 2: is official. Goony's two is official. I don't know how
Speaker 2: I feel about it.
Speaker 3: Oh, Stone doesn't look happy. He looks like it's good.
Speaker 3: One of those things like.
Speaker 2: It took too long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe because it took too long, it'll still
Speaker 3: be good.
Speaker 2: Probably not.
Speaker 5: It's Spielberg again, So there's that I mean Spielberg I
Speaker 5: think has more successful sequels than he does not, So
Speaker 5: I think the odds are in our favor for being good.
Speaker 5: But there's always that off chance for You're like, do
Speaker 5: we have to do Dress Park three?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You know, and then like we get we get Goonies too,
Speaker 5: and we're like John Asten is hurting for money?
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean shit, it's well forty years later, yeah,
Speaker 3: forty years later.
Speaker 2: God damn, has it really been about It's got as
Speaker 2: old as me. Yeah, yeah, yep.
Speaker 5: Nineteen eighty five is forty years ago. Now, so that
Speaker 5: means breakfast.
Speaker 2: Club Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: On that note, sixteen candles, damn going to bed.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let's wrap this bitch up with the
Speaker 3: bow dazz on Dick website one sixty three catch next week.
Speaker 5: Peace out.
Speaker 2: Hey, what do you call flying jew? Mm hmm smoke.
Speaker 5: It's a hot take, man, You all cast no breaks.
Speaker 2: Text to me. It was a real place.
Speaker 3: It was legit a real place.
Speaker 2: What was it called?
Speaker 3: Again? Secret for the last the second secretary for in
Speaker 3: a mall in a he's looking it up.
Speaker 2: Why would you think that's the real place. It's doctor
Speaker 2: Badger's office in Flagstaff. That's why I gave you the name.
Speaker 3: Okay, well you never you never corrected. I saw I'm like.
Speaker 2: J found the results though.
Speaker 5: So I found a Tumblr page and it said this
Speaker 5: guy really believed he had a twenty percent off coupon.
Speaker 2: It's antsy as an anti project.
Speaker 6: I bought the lands and my neighbor did it.
Speaker 3: Fucking why where did you get it?
Speaker 5: Interest?
Speaker 2: I already had the soldering iron here, so she's the
Speaker 2: one we use for stained glass.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, like, hey, you don't need the
Speaker 3: twenty percent off.
Speaker 2: We could tell d wait, do you want me to
Speaker 2: take twenty percent off or hand percent?
Speaker 3: I don't think twenty percent to make a big difference.
Speaker 3: Way until let's just call a spade of spade, dude.
Speaker 2: I watched. I was awake for the whole process, and
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now I could one thousand percent.
Speaker 2: They just do it in a chair. Yeah, they had
Speaker 2: to volume and they didn't even do that.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: He literally took he did a local for both testicles.
Speaker 2: He did a local and both testicles, and then he
Speaker 2: caught me open tube. Yeah, he cut me open. He
Speaker 2: pulled the tube. He's like, you want to check it out.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I'm good, just keep going. I
Speaker 2: I one thousand percent believe I could fucking do these
Speaker 2: for a living.
Speaker 3: Hands down, hands fucking down.
Speaker 2: I can't do this, So there's no fucking question about it.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 6: The same guy who s pants it worked it without
Speaker 6: a ladder and kicked it out of his kicked it
Speaker 6: out so it fell down. They got it two days ago,
Speaker 6: sent you in Texas said hey, don't get.
Speaker 3: Icy hot in your ass cracked. Yeah, big mistake, dude.
Speaker 2: It burns so fucking bad.
Speaker 5: Oh, you might as well just put bear spray in there.
Speaker 2: It was. It was pretty rough. Ironically enough, icy hot
Speaker 2: on the asshole is more sensitive than on your balls,
Speaker 2: which is kind of weird. I didn't expect that though.
Speaker 3: No, no, it makes total sense.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess you're Have you seen that thing where
Speaker 2: people like dip their balls in uh like soy sauce
Speaker 2: and they tell you that it can taste salt like
Speaker 2: you taste the salt. There's a connection between your testicles
Speaker 2: and your your taste buds. No, no, no, it's supposed
Speaker 2: to be science. I don't know. I haven't tried it yet.
Speaker 5: The only thing I was able to look up was
Speaker 5: a Philip Williams M d off And I was like.
Speaker 2: Doctor Badger, look up, look up Badgers, doctor Badger, Yeah,
Speaker 2: doctor Badger. B A D G E R.
Speaker 5: Think I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4: M hm.
Speaker 5: Trick question, trick answer. I should say, Chili Williams is
Speaker 5: out of an O B G Y N office.
Speaker 2: Oh ship, I'll tell you right now. I'm fucking quickly
Speaker 2: turning into Mike Tyson.
Speaker 3: Walked in like, uh, sir, you book, it's ma'am and
Speaker 3: my friends call me a big pussy, so I'm here.
Speaker 5: Okay, did you get a tattoo above your eye? That's
Speaker 5: Mike Tyson's tattoo.