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<v Speaker 1>Here we go with a flurry of Minnesota goodbye emails.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're first going to start off with Jannita. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been a week or so since we had onan Nita

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, and I think I've got her cued

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<v Speaker 1>up and ready to go. You're ready for Juanita? Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>you're okay. Let me find it, And here comes Juanita

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<v Speaker 1>with her weekly rant.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey, my.

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<v Speaker 3>Favorite radio crew. Just to let you know how much

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<v Speaker 3>of an influence you guys have on me now. Every

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<v Speaker 3>time I go to work and my boss asks me

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<v Speaker 3>to do something that I don't want to do it

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<v Speaker 3>don't feel like doing, I just look at him and

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<v Speaker 3>I go, H good bit, and I turn around and

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<v Speaker 3>I walk away. He gets the fucking pissed every time

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<v Speaker 3>I do that because he doesn't understand where it's coming from.

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<v Speaker 2>My bit.

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<v Speaker 3>But this week's runs about stupid shit that they invent.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was listening to a past podcast of the

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Show that I had missed one morning, and I

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<v Speaker 3>heard this commercial for a squatty potty. I thought it

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<v Speaker 3>was a bit that you all came up with, so

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<v Speaker 3>I looked it up and sure enough, there is a

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<v Speaker 3>such thing. It's a contraption that you're sitting in front

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<v Speaker 3>of your toilet that looks like a kid's step stool

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<v Speaker 3>you're supposed to put your feet on, and it says

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<v Speaker 3>the number one way to have a better number two.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the dumbest shit I ever heard. I've been taking

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<v Speaker 3>a shit for fifty two years with my feet on

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<v Speaker 3>the floor. Why all of a sudden, what ding dong

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<v Speaker 3>sat on the toilet and said, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 3>can't get this load out. What could I do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe if I put my feet up up? Yep, there

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<v Speaker 3>she blows. I mean called. I ranked this right up

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<v Speaker 3>here with the goddamn clapper and the chia pet. Why

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck would I want a John Travolta head with

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<v Speaker 3>grass hair coming out in my living room? I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think so, but I posted. I tagged the link of

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<v Speaker 3>the squatty partty in this email. I want you guys

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<v Speaker 3>to take a look at it and let me know.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you buy some shit like this? No pun intended.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's my rent for this week. Love you guys. Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Might have been my favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>One side to Jenny, who I know owns one.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't own one.

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<v Speaker 5>I just have a built in one because our bathtub

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<v Speaker 5>I have a very small bathroom in our bathtubs right there,

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<v Speaker 5>so I can just put my feet up on the bathtub,

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<v Speaker 5>so it's built in. But my sister has one at

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<v Speaker 5>my mom's house because she lives at home currently. So

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<v Speaker 5>when I go home, I use that bad boy. It

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<v Speaker 5>was up in our Christmas exchange last year and I

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<v Speaker 5>had it for a little bit and someone stole it

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<v Speaker 5>from me, so I'm all about it. I listen Wandi to.

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<v Speaker 5>I get where you're coming from. But I feel like

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<v Speaker 5>it's one of those don't knock until you try it

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<v Speaker 5>kind of situations because it really does help with your system. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>if you're just a naturally like give rapler, yeah, gifted pooper,

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<v Speaker 5>I guess you could say you're not going to need it,

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<v Speaker 5>but some of us just don't have those gifts. So

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<v Speaker 5>squatty potties are very helpful for certain people.

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<v Speaker 1>She did send the link. You can buy it on Amazon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called the squatty Potty and it is basically just

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<v Speaker 1>picture a rectangular shaped plastic school stool about eight inches

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<v Speaker 1>high with a half moon cut out of it. Sure

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<v Speaker 1>other words, it wraps around the toilet bowl you stand

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<v Speaker 1>on it, then you squat down, and then your ass

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<v Speaker 1>is at a different angle. And I'm going to read

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<v Speaker 1>the description the number one way to go number two.

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<v Speaker 1>Human bodies perform more efficiently if we squat instead of

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<v Speaker 1>sit when we poop. Squatty potty toilet stools help you

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<v Speaker 1>reduce strain and time spent on the toilet unkink. Your

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<v Speaker 1>colon doctor recommended toilet stool to reposition your body into

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<v Speaker 1>a squat from ninety degrees to thirty five degrees to

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<v Speaker 1>loosen you puberl like of rectalis muscle for a more

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<v Speaker 1>efficient elimination, helps you poop better. It is made of

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<v Speaker 1>sturdy plastic and designed to work with standard toilets, typically

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<v Speaker 1>found at a height of fourteen to sixteen inches from

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<v Speaker 1>the floor. And blah blah, blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>That she thought that that was a bit that we

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<v Speaker 2>came up with.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it sounds like a bit gotsheet.

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<v Speaker 2>It does rich if we came up with the squatty

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<v Speaker 2>botty What.

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<v Speaker 5>If I's been around for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like them. I think they're cute.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't own one, but I have been in a

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<v Speaker 4>home that has one, and I just think, well, it's

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<v Speaker 4>not gonna hurt me to put my feet up, So

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I'll put my feet up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I guess it's something net of the

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<v Speaker 1>commercials we run them on KTWB and they say, get

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<v Speaker 1>more poop out. I'm like, well, how much is left

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<v Speaker 1>in there anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Or no, probably a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go up there with the scope next time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go up there with the scope and

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<v Speaker 1>see how much is left up there on kink your calling.

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<v Speaker 5>Remember when a company reached out and had fallen and

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<v Speaker 5>I go in to do something where they like massage

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<v Speaker 5>your stomach and they put a tube up your butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, and they will get.

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<v Speaker 5>Everything out what happened. So, I mean that's literally what

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<v Speaker 5>it is. They like massage your stomach and your intestines

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<v Speaker 5>and then they like push like the gunk and the

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<v Speaker 5>shit out of you, and then it goes out through

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<v Speaker 5>this tube. And afterwards they have you go sit on

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<v Speaker 5>the toilet and they use a squatty potty for it.

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<v Speaker 5>They're like, you more is gonna come out?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Okaylan was in and out of there like twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 5>before me. I was in that bathroom in fucking struggling,

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<v Speaker 5>writhing pain for like twenty minutes, sitting on the with

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<v Speaker 5>that my feet on the squatty potty, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 5>and then make sure I'm sorry, this is so tm I.

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<v Speaker 5>They're like, make sure you stand up and you walk

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<v Speaker 5>around a little bit once you think you're done, because

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<v Speaker 5>you're not done. And I was like, you're right, I

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't when I sit back down.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole point of it was it.

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<v Speaker 5>Just it's clear it's to clear out your system. But

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<v Speaker 5>because Fallon is a lucky person who's regular, it was

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<v Speaker 5>a much easier process, sure versus me. But honestly, you'd

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<v Speaker 5>have to google it interest. I didn't do a ton

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<v Speaker 5>of research. I just went in and I was like, cool,

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<v Speaker 5>they're going to get some shit out of here.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it sounds like one of those businesses. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope they've thrived and done well, but it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like one of those that will open up and close

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<v Speaker 1>up within six months. Because who's going to go there regularly?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, no pun intended, but I mean you might

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<v Speaker 1>go in once for the novelty of it all, but

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna go back every week?

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of like a novelty.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't think it's something that you'd have to

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<v Speaker 5>go back for every week. It's not like going to

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<v Speaker 5>get your nails done, you know, like you go in

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<v Speaker 5>and you get like it's supposed to help your system

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<v Speaker 5>get back on a regular treasure.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it comes back.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, So they're not trying to have you come in

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<v Speaker 5>every week. They're trying to get your system into a

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<v Speaker 5>healthy place where you don't have.

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<v Speaker 2>To go there.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if they're still in business. I'd be curious

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<v Speaker 1>to know if anybody knows. Google intuh next one? Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. I've been meaning to write in about the

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<v Speaker 1>number of Chicken restaurants and Apple Valley. It has been

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<v Speaker 1>brought up a few times that Dave's son in law

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<v Speaker 1>will eat at KFC because he feels bad for them. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>Canes needs to buy that property and make it into

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<v Speaker 1>a parking lot because at the corner of c art

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<v Speaker 1>County Road forty two and seventy seven on I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to remember off the top of my head, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>Chick fil A, a Cane's, a Kfcoey, and Popeyes or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. Well, they have an update for us,

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<v Speaker 1>there are now seven chicken specific restaurants at this intersection,

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<v Speaker 1>My Goodness, Chick fil A, Popeyes, Raisin Canes, KFC, Dave's

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<v Speaker 1>Hot Chicken, Buffalo, Wild Wings, and the newly added to

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<v Speaker 1>the neighborhood Wing Stop, not to mention places like apple Bees,

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<v Speaker 1>Wild Bills, and Rascals who also have plentiful chicken options

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<v Speaker 1>on their menus. Now, I think that's really interesting because

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<v Speaker 1>they're probably like there's a high chicken the consumption rate

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<v Speaker 1>here in Apple Valley. But I think that is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of funny. And I do feel bad for KFC because

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<v Speaker 1>you just picture some lonely employee in there having cane

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<v Speaker 1>for lunch, yeah, and nobody's stopping there. Meanwhile, the line

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<v Speaker 1>at Chick fil A is always around the block.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, which I think that's also kind of like a novelty.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes people go to Chick fil A just because the

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<v Speaker 4>line is long and they want to say that they did.

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<v Speaker 2>Really you think so, yeah, because.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that Chick fil a chicken is nearly

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<v Speaker 4>as good as Raisin Cane's chicken. I know we already

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<v Speaker 4>had this like huge debate, but like, I think it's

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<v Speaker 4>because oh it's Chick fil A, and the line is

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<v Speaker 4>always super long and I have to go wait forever

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<v Speaker 4>in this line. It's like a weird novelty thing for

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<v Speaker 4>the gram or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I mean maybe I don't really go to any

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<v Speaker 1>of the fast food chicken places. Susan bought homes some

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<v Speaker 1>She went to Cub or somewhere and brought home. If

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<v Speaker 1>you go in like the deli section of cub you

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<v Speaker 1>can buy like, you know, chicken nuggets that are barbecue flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>They were the blandest, not good chicken nuggets summer, and

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<v Speaker 1>I had them last night because I had a salmon

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<v Speaker 1>salad for dinner. Very healthy, still hungry, got in the

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<v Speaker 1>fridge for nuggets, so they were okay, Oh, I'm hungry

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<v Speaker 1>now for the next one. Wednesday last week, the episode

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<v Speaker 1>was called The Clap. My maiden name is Clap with

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<v Speaker 1>two p's Dave, thank you for sharing the history about

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<v Speaker 1>the Clap and how it was very interesting and cringey

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<v Speaker 1>and made me lol. Maybe think about a time that

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<v Speaker 1>I ran into a woman at yoga studio. Her maiden

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<v Speaker 1>name is also Clap. She mentioned them that in Boston

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<v Speaker 1>there's the oldest cemetery in the US, and full of

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<v Speaker 1>tombstones with the last name clap on them. Would it

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<v Speaker 1>be cool if our forefathers who settle in America came

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<v Speaker 1>up with the slag word slang word clap for gone rhea.

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<v Speaker 1>Any ounce of making the last name clap a little

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<v Speaker 1>cooler except for the names Clapper, clappy, clap her hands,

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<v Speaker 1>the clap would be awesome. That is the most random

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<v Speaker 1>email I've ever sent. But thank you for being a

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<v Speaker 1>platform for randomness. That is from Lauren.

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<v Speaker 4>Clap they clap again, Clap clap, make it clap, make it.

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<v Speaker 2>Clap, make them clap.

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<v Speaker 4>I say that to Jenny every morning. She does, make

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<v Speaker 5>Clap wall and I make a clap baby. Okay, then no,

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<v Speaker 1>the gifts. Hearing all the wonderful gifts being described on

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<v Speaker 1>morning by wrapping the gifts themselves. It's still a beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so we like to tell.

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<v Speaker 5>It might be wrong. I'm pretty sure we do give

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<v Speaker 1>On another note, I wanted to love the shout out

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<v Speaker 1>Hearing her story was so touching and might have inspired

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was a great moment, and I'm glad you

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<v Speaker 1>shared it. Now. I love you, Amber, but I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to call you out. You said, somebody texted in criticizing

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<v Speaker 1>not recognizing smaller donations. You're damned if you do, You're

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<v Speaker 1>in advance that we're going to tell them in advance

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<v Speaker 1>what the gifts are. You could also apply damned if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not ripping on you, Amber, because I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>but if you don't, and in your previous paragraph you

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<v Speaker 1>I know you can take it. She says, keep doing

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing. You're making the season brighter for so

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<v Speaker 1>many people from your one and only fan from Harrison, Montana.

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<v Speaker 1>But not anymore. I live in Defiance, Ohio, where, by

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<v Speaker 5>And Kelly Clarkson live and ranches.

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<v Speaker 1>Giant ranches that used to be like, you know, twenty

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<v Speaker 2>Per an acre or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So Montana is one of those places where everybody wants

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<v Speaker 1>Montana in nineteen fifteen. And Montana up until ten fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty years ago was like a desolate place of cheap houses.

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<v Speaker 1>And now it's like it's like bail or aspen now.

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<v Speaker 2>Because a yellowstone putting it on them.

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<v Speaker 1>A yellowstone exactly hit the lead on that one and

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<v Speaker 1>that one, and here we go. Minnesota Goodbye, don't say

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<v Speaker 1>my Name. Since the year, end of the year is

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<v Speaker 1>early year in review questions for you. What was the

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<v Speaker 1>song of the year for you? I'll go first. I

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<v Speaker 1>will say Taste No Chaboozy Chaboozy, then Taste by Sabrina Carpenter.

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<v Speaker 1>Love that song, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 4>God.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like I'm going to steal this from Bailey,

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<v Speaker 5>but I feel like it's got to be Chapel Roone

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<v Speaker 5>Hot to go for me.

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<v Speaker 4>I was gonna pick Chapel Rone too, but I'll probably

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<v Speaker 4>pick Pink Pony Club or Red Wine super Nova. I

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<v Speaker 4>love her and anything Honestly, her whole CD moves my

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<v Speaker 4>song of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your favorite bit from the show this year? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a bad I'm a bad person to ask, because this

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<v Speaker 1>is the way my mind works. It's there and now

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the past. Yeah, it's there and now it's

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<v Speaker 1>in the past. My mind does not retain necessarily the

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<v Speaker 1>bits that we do from day to day, week to week,

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<v Speaker 1>months and months year to year, and I'll forget all

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<v Speaker 1>about them as soon as they are in the past.

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<v Speaker 1>My mind is working on the next thing. But if

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<v Speaker 1>people remind me, they go remember that time when, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll go, oh, yeah, but my mind has never

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<v Speaker 1>retained the bits that we do.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I would say, just because we brought it back

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<v Speaker 5>this year, I'll just say I'm hype that mixtape games back,

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<v Speaker 5>So I would say that that's kind of like a

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<v Speaker 2>Favorite bit that we do.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but in general, I don't know. Bill, You're newer,

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<v Speaker 5>so you don't have as many bits that you got

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to think of them and.

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<v Speaker 5>The impression you did of all of us that funny. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I did like doing the impressions of all of you.

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<v Speaker 4>I liked when you had the bagpipe guy come in

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<v Speaker 4>for my birth. Yeah, it's a good bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. I think all the bits are

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<v Speaker 1>You do know, you don't some of our suck. We

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<v Speaker 5>I like the new one we started yesterday. We're Singana

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<v Speaker 5>de size if somethings of naughty or nice, and they

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<v Speaker 2>That's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I liked about that one, you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>is that it made us laugh, and you know, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the bits we do we think are pretty funny,

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<v Speaker 1>but that one was, like I was cracking up during

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<v Speaker 1>it was just so stupid. Next one, give me your

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<v Speaker 1>best movie so far from twenty twenty four. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Bailey Wicked.

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<v Speaker 2>It's wicked. Oh period, It's so good. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>go see it again.

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<v Speaker 5>It's wicked. And I can't talk about this now because

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<v Speaker 5>I'm allowed to. But I did see that new Bob

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<v Speaker 5>Dylan movie called A Complete Unknown with Timothy's Shallomey, and

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<v Speaker 5>I would very much recommend going seeing that, even if

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<v Speaker 5>you don't know much about Bob Dylan, because I didn't,

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<v Speaker 2>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I don't know. I mean, I saw a few

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<v Speaker 1>that I really like, but I truly I'm sorry. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember what that. I'd have to ask Carson because

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<v Speaker 1>let's go see a movie. But I can't remember, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of worthless on this one. Next one, what

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<v Speaker 1>was your favorite thing that you've done this year? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I can go first, climbing Pike's Peak was no question,

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<v Speaker 2>Kayley, I got hired here period.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a good one, yeah, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 5>Mine would be the big camper van trip we took

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<v Speaker 5>to Utah.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>That seems so otherworldly.

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<v Speaker 4>I think about it all the time, honestly, which is

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<v Speaker 2>Your vacation to Utah. It's very star Wars.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that is may be gonna do it and

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<v Speaker 1>that is Yeah. We're out of time for the Minnesota Goodbye,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll be back with another one tomorrow. If you

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<v Speaker 1>could do stand up. She really is, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>is really that is her personality. So whatever you want

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<v Speaker 1>to send in, we would love to hear from you.

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<v Speaker 1>And if we read it on the radio, we'll send

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<v Speaker 1>you a staff Rider sticker to slap on the side

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<v Speaker 1>of your Stanley cool What is Stanley Stubley mug?

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<v Speaker 5>Tumblr?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cooler?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Oh I laughed and snot came out

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<v Speaker 5>You're sick, You're.

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<v Speaker 1>Disgusting, all right, Thanks for listening, Minnesota. Goodbye Ryan Show

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<v Speaker 1>at katiwb dot com