Speaker 1: Here we go with a flurry of Minnesota goodbye emails.
Speaker 1: But we're first going to start off with Jannita. It's
Speaker 1: been a week or so since we had onan Nita
Speaker 1: on the show, and I think I've got her cued
Speaker 1: up and ready to go. You're ready for Juanita? Ye,
Speaker 1: you're okay. Let me find it, And here comes Juanita
Speaker 1: with her weekly rant.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, my.
Speaker 3: Favorite radio crew. Just to let you know how much
Speaker 3: of an influence you guys have on me now. Every
Speaker 3: time I go to work and my boss asks me
Speaker 3: to do something that I don't want to do it
Speaker 3: don't feel like doing, I just look at him and
Speaker 3: I go, H good bit, and I turn around and
Speaker 3: I walk away. He gets the fucking pissed every time
Speaker 3: I do that because he doesn't understand where it's coming from.
Speaker 2: My bit.
Speaker 3: But this week's runs about stupid shit that they invent.
Speaker 3: So I was listening to a past podcast of the
Speaker 3: Morning Show that I had missed one morning, and I
Speaker 3: heard this commercial for a squatty potty. I thought it
Speaker 3: was a bit that you all came up with, so
Speaker 3: I looked it up and sure enough, there is a
Speaker 3: such thing. It's a contraption that you're sitting in front
Speaker 3: of your toilet that looks like a kid's step stool
Speaker 3: you're supposed to put your feet on, and it says
Speaker 3: the number one way to have a better number two.
Speaker 3: That's the dumbest shit I ever heard. I've been taking
Speaker 3: a shit for fifty two years with my feet on
Speaker 3: the floor. Why all of a sudden, what ding dong
Speaker 3: sat on the toilet and said, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: can't get this load out. What could I do?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Maybe if I put my feet up up? Yep, there
Speaker 3: she blows. I mean called. I ranked this right up
Speaker 3: here with the goddamn clapper and the chia pet. Why
Speaker 3: the fuck would I want a John Travolta head with
Speaker 3: grass hair coming out in my living room? I don't
Speaker 3: think so, but I posted. I tagged the link of
Speaker 3: the squatty partty in this email. I want you guys
Speaker 3: to take a look at it and let me know.
Speaker 3: Would you buy some shit like this? No pun intended.
Speaker 3: Well that's my rent for this week. Love you guys. Bye.
Speaker 1: Might have been my favorite.
Speaker 4: One side to Jenny, who I know owns one.
Speaker 5: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't own one.
Speaker 5: I just have a built in one because our bathtub
Speaker 5: I have a very small bathroom in our bathtubs right there,
Speaker 5: so I can just put my feet up on the bathtub,
Speaker 5: so it's built in. But my sister has one at
Speaker 5: my mom's house because she lives at home currently. So
Speaker 5: when I go home, I use that bad boy. It
Speaker 5: was up in our Christmas exchange last year and I
Speaker 5: had it for a little bit and someone stole it
Speaker 5: from me, so I'm all about it. I listen Wandi to.
Speaker 5: I get where you're coming from. But I feel like
Speaker 5: it's one of those don't knock until you try it
Speaker 5: kind of situations because it really does help with your system. Now,
Speaker 5: if you're just a naturally like give rapler, yeah, gifted pooper,
Speaker 5: I guess you could say you're not going to need it,
Speaker 5: but some of us just don't have those gifts. So
Speaker 5: squatty potties are very helpful for certain people.
Speaker 1: She did send the link. You can buy it on Amazon.
Speaker 1: It's called the squatty Potty and it is basically just
Speaker 1: picture a rectangular shaped plastic school stool about eight inches
Speaker 1: high with a half moon cut out of it. Sure
Speaker 1: other words, it wraps around the toilet bowl you stand
Speaker 1: on it, then you squat down, and then your ass
Speaker 1: is at a different angle. And I'm going to read
Speaker 1: the description the number one way to go number two.
Speaker 1: Human bodies perform more efficiently if we squat instead of
Speaker 1: sit when we poop. Squatty potty toilet stools help you
Speaker 1: reduce strain and time spent on the toilet unkink. Your
Speaker 1: colon doctor recommended toilet stool to reposition your body into
Speaker 1: a squat from ninety degrees to thirty five degrees to
Speaker 1: loosen you puberl like of rectalis muscle for a more
Speaker 1: efficient elimination, helps you poop better. It is made of
Speaker 1: sturdy plastic and designed to work with standard toilets, typically
Speaker 1: found at a height of fourteen to sixteen inches from
Speaker 1: the floor. And blah blah, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: That she thought that that was a bit that we
Speaker 2: came up with.
Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like a bit gotsheet.
Speaker 2: It does rich if we came up with the squatty
Speaker 2: botty What.
Speaker 5: If I's been around for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like them. I think they're cute.
Speaker 4: I don't own one, but I have been in a
Speaker 4: home that has one, and I just think, well, it's
Speaker 4: not gonna hurt me to put my feet up, So
Speaker 4: I guess I'll put my feet up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess it's something net of the
Speaker 1: commercials we run them on KTWB and they say, get
Speaker 1: more poop out. I'm like, well, how much is left
Speaker 1: in there anyway?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Or no, probably a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go up there with the scope next time.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go up there with the scope and
Speaker 1: see how much is left up there on kink your calling.
Speaker 5: Remember when a company reached out and had fallen and
Speaker 5: I go in to do something where they like massage
Speaker 5: your stomach and they put a tube up your butt.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and they will get.
Speaker 5: Everything out what happened. So, I mean that's literally what
Speaker 5: it is. They like massage your stomach and your intestines
Speaker 5: and then they like push like the gunk and the
Speaker 5: shit out of you, and then it goes out through
Speaker 5: this tube. And afterwards they have you go sit on
Speaker 5: the toilet and they use a squatty potty for it.
Speaker 5: They're like, you more is gonna come out?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okaylan was in and out of there like twenty minutes
Speaker 5: before me. I was in that bathroom in fucking struggling,
Speaker 5: writhing pain for like twenty minutes, sitting on the with
Speaker 5: that my feet on the squatty potty, and they're like,
Speaker 5: and then make sure I'm sorry, this is so tm I.
Speaker 5: They're like, make sure you stand up and you walk
Speaker 5: around a little bit once you think you're done, because
Speaker 5: you're not done. And I was like, you're right, I
Speaker 5: wasn't when I sit back down.
Speaker 2: The whole point of it was it.
Speaker 5: Just it's clear it's to clear out your system. But
Speaker 5: because Fallon is a lucky person who's regular, it was
Speaker 5: a much easier process, sure versus me. But honestly, you'd
Speaker 5: have to google it interest. I didn't do a ton
Speaker 5: of research. I just went in and I was like, cool,
Speaker 5: they're going to get some shit out of here.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it sounds like one of those businesses. I mean,
Speaker 1: I hope they've thrived and done well, but it sounds
Speaker 1: like one of those that will open up and close
Speaker 1: up within six months. Because who's going to go there regularly?
Speaker 1: I mean, no pun intended, but I mean you might
Speaker 1: go in once for the novelty of it all, but
Speaker 1: are you gonna go back every week?
Speaker 2: Kind of like a novelty.
Speaker 5: No, I don't think it's something that you'd have to
Speaker 5: go back for every week. It's not like going to
Speaker 5: get your nails done, you know, like you go in
Speaker 5: and you get like it's supposed to help your system
Speaker 5: get back on a regular treasure.
Speaker 2: That's what it comes back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So they're not trying to have you come in
Speaker 5: every week. They're trying to get your system into a
Speaker 5: healthy place where you don't have.
Speaker 2: To go there.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they're still in business. I'd be curious
Speaker 1: to know if anybody knows. Google intuh next one? Here
Speaker 1: we go. I've been meaning to write in about the
Speaker 1: number of Chicken restaurants and Apple Valley. It has been
Speaker 1: brought up a few times that Dave's son in law
Speaker 1: will eat at KFC because he feels bad for them. Honestly,
Speaker 1: Canes needs to buy that property and make it into
Speaker 1: a parking lot because at the corner of c art
Speaker 1: County Road forty two and seventy seven on I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember off the top of my head, there's a
Speaker 1: Chick fil A, a Cane's, a Kfcoey, and Popeyes or
Speaker 1: something like that. Well, they have an update for us,
Speaker 1: there are now seven chicken specific restaurants at this intersection,
Speaker 1: My Goodness, Chick fil A, Popeyes, Raisin Canes, KFC, Dave's
Speaker 1: Hot Chicken, Buffalo, Wild Wings, and the newly added to
Speaker 1: the neighborhood Wing Stop, not to mention places like apple Bees,
Speaker 1: Wild Bills, and Rascals who also have plentiful chicken options
Speaker 1: on their menus. Now, I think that's really interesting because
Speaker 1: they're probably like there's a high chicken the consumption rate
Speaker 1: here in Apple Valley. But I think that is kind
Speaker 1: of funny. And I do feel bad for KFC because
Speaker 1: you just picture some lonely employee in there having cane
Speaker 1: for lunch, yeah, and nobody's stopping there. Meanwhile, the line
Speaker 1: at Chick fil A is always around the block.
Speaker 4: Right, which I think that's also kind of like a novelty.
Speaker 4: Sometimes people go to Chick fil A just because the
Speaker 4: line is long and they want to say that they did.
Speaker 2: Really you think so, yeah, because.
Speaker 4: I don't think that Chick fil a chicken is nearly
Speaker 4: as good as Raisin Cane's chicken. I know we already
Speaker 4: had this like huge debate, but like, I think it's
Speaker 4: because oh it's Chick fil A, and the line is
Speaker 4: always super long and I have to go wait forever
Speaker 4: in this line. It's like a weird novelty thing for
Speaker 4: the gram or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean maybe I don't really go to any
Speaker 1: of the fast food chicken places. Susan bought homes some
Speaker 1: She went to Cub or somewhere and brought home. If
Speaker 1: you go in like the deli section of cub you
Speaker 1: can buy like, you know, chicken nuggets that are barbecue flavor.
Speaker 1: They were the blandest, not good chicken nuggets summer, and
Speaker 1: I had them last night because I had a salmon
Speaker 1: salad for dinner. Very healthy, still hungry, got in the
Speaker 1: fridge for nuggets, so they were okay, Oh, I'm hungry
Speaker 1: now for the next one. Wednesday last week, the episode
Speaker 1: was called The Clap. My maiden name is Clap with
Speaker 1: two p's Dave, thank you for sharing the history about
Speaker 1: the Clap and how it was very interesting and cringey
Speaker 1: and made me lol. Maybe think about a time that
Speaker 1: I ran into a woman at yoga studio. Her maiden
Speaker 1: name is also Clap. She mentioned them that in Boston
Speaker 1: there's the oldest cemetery in the US, and full of
Speaker 1: tombstones with the last name clap on them. Would it
Speaker 1: be cool if our forefathers who settle in America came
Speaker 1: up with the slag word slang word clap for gone rhea.
Speaker 1: Any ounce of making the last name clap a little
Speaker 1: cooler except for the names Clapper, clappy, clap her hands,
Speaker 1: the clap would be awesome. That is the most random
Speaker 1: email I've ever sent. But thank you for being a
Speaker 1: platform for randomness. That is from Lauren.
Speaker 4: Clap they clap again, Clap clap, make it clap, make it.
Speaker 2: Clap, make them clap.
Speaker 4: I say that to Jenny every morning. She does, make
Speaker 4: them clap, girly pop the italk.
Speaker 5: Clap wall and I make a clap baby. Okay, then no,
Speaker 5: I read started it with the history of the clap.
Speaker 1: Let see what we got here. I've been a long
Speaker 1: time listener of the Christmas Wish and every year it
Speaker 1: warms my heart. That said, I've always had one question,
Speaker 1: how can the receivers aren't giving a heads up to
Speaker 1: ensure kids or spouses aren't around before you rattle off
Speaker 1: the gifts. Hearing all the wonderful gifts being described on
Speaker 1: speaker is heartwarming. But I sometimes wonder if the parents
Speaker 1: might prefer to keep it as a surprise for Christmas
Speaker 1: morning by wrapping the gifts themselves. It's still a beautiful
Speaker 1: gift either way. But I was just curious. Nah, you
Speaker 1: can't think of everything. I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like, we want to tell you and the people
Speaker 1: who are listening. We don't want to say, well, we
Speaker 1: got you a bunch of surprise.
Speaker 2: Yes, so we like to tell.
Speaker 1: People only got mittens, and you got a Lego set
Speaker 1: and a light bright and a jacket and that type
Speaker 1: of thing.
Speaker 5: It might be wrong. I'm pretty sure we do give
Speaker 5: them the presence wrapped also, so the parents do have
Speaker 5: the option to.
Speaker 2: Put it under their Are you serious?
Speaker 5: I mean we used to. We don't have as big
Speaker 5: of a promotions department anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't think we do.
Speaker 5: I'm not positive, but we used to always wrap the presents.
Speaker 1: On another note, I wanted to love the shout out
Speaker 1: to the woman who donated fifteen hundred dollars yesterday in
Speaker 1: memory of her mom. Then somebody texted in with criticism
Speaker 1: about about not recognizing smaller donations. All I could think was,
Speaker 1: you're damned if you're due, and you're damned if you don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hearing her story was so touching and might have inspired
Speaker 1: others to honor loved ones in a similar way. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a great moment, and I'm glad you
Speaker 1: shared it. Now. I love you, Amber, but I'm going
Speaker 1: to call you out. You said, somebody texted in criticizing
Speaker 1: not recognizing smaller donations. You're damned if you do, You're
Speaker 1: damned if you don't. I'm going to go back to
Speaker 1: your previous paragraph where we don't let the parents know
Speaker 1: in advance that we're going to tell them in advance
Speaker 1: what the gifts are. You could also apply damned if
Speaker 1: you do, damned if you don't. So, in other words,
Speaker 1: we were you know, we did our best to help
Speaker 1: them with Christmas wish, but Amber found something flawed in it. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm not ripping on you, Amber, because I think it's
Speaker 1: kind of funny that you in the next paragraph you
Speaker 1: gave an example of damned if you do a damn
Speaker 1: but if you don't, and in your previous paragraph you
Speaker 1: gave another perfect example. So Amber, I'm giving you a shit.
Speaker 1: I know you can take it. She says, keep doing
Speaker 1: what you're doing. You're making the season brighter for so
Speaker 1: many people from your one and only fan from Harrison, Montana.
Speaker 1: But not anymore. I live in Defiance, Ohio, where, by
Speaker 1: the way, the cost of living is much easier than
Speaker 1: Big Sky Country, Define, Ohio. I don't know anything about it,
Speaker 1: but Harrison, Montana is probably one of those towns where
Speaker 1: people like Tom Cruise.
Speaker 5: And Kelly Clarkson live and ranches.
Speaker 1: Giant ranches that used to be like, you know, twenty
Speaker 1: dollars an acre and now is like fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Per an acre or something like that.
Speaker 1: So Montana is one of those places where everybody wants
Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, And I've had relatives live in Montana
Speaker 1: my entire life. My dad's family settled in Montana in
Speaker 1: the early nineteen hundreds. My dad was born in Miles City,
Speaker 1: Montana in nineteen fifteen. And Montana up until ten fifteen,
Speaker 1: twenty years ago was like a desolate place of cheap houses.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And now it's like it's like bail or aspen now.
Speaker 2: Because a yellowstone putting it on them.
Speaker 1: A yellowstone exactly hit the lead on that one and
Speaker 1: that one, and here we go. Minnesota Goodbye, don't say
Speaker 1: my Name. Since the year, end of the year is
Speaker 1: upon it is, I get a few early a few
Speaker 1: early year in review questions for you. What was the
Speaker 1: song of the year for you? I'll go first. I
Speaker 1: will say Taste No Chaboozy Chaboozy, then Taste by Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1: Love that song, Jenny.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm going to steal this from Bailey,
Speaker 5: but I feel like it's got to be Chapel Roone
Speaker 5: Hot to go for me.
Speaker 4: I was gonna pick Chapel Rone too, but I'll probably
Speaker 4: pick Pink Pony Club or Red Wine super Nova. I
Speaker 4: love her and anything Honestly, her whole CD moves my
Speaker 4: song of the year.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite bit from the show this year? I'm
Speaker 1: a bad I'm a bad person to ask, because this
Speaker 1: is the way my mind works. It's there and now
Speaker 1: it's in the past. Yeah, it's there and now it's
Speaker 1: in the past. My mind does not retain necessarily the
Speaker 1: bits that we do from day to day, week to week,
Speaker 1: months and months year to year, and I'll forget all
Speaker 1: about them as soon as they are in the past.
Speaker 1: My mind is working on the next thing. But if
Speaker 1: people remind me, they go remember that time when, and
Speaker 1: then I'll go, oh, yeah, but my mind has never
Speaker 1: retained the bits that we do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say, just because we brought it back
Speaker 5: this year, I'll just say I'm hype that mixtape games back,
Speaker 5: So I would say that that's kind of like a
Speaker 5: forever running.
Speaker 2: Favorite bit that we do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but in general, I don't know. Bill, You're newer,
Speaker 5: so you don't have as many bits that you got
Speaker 5: to remember, do you have? I mean there's one particular one.
Speaker 2: I was trying to think of them and.
Speaker 5: The impression you did of all of us that funny. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I did like doing the impressions of all of you.
Speaker 4: I liked when you had the bagpipe guy come in
Speaker 4: for my birth. Yeah, it's a good bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I think all the bits are
Speaker 2: good so period.
Speaker 1: You do know, you don't some of our suck. We
Speaker 1: did some really bad new one.
Speaker 5: I like the new one we started yesterday. We're Singana
Speaker 5: de size if somethings of naughty or nice, and they
Speaker 5: get spankings if they're been naughty.
Speaker 2: That's fun.
Speaker 1: You know what I liked about that one, you guys,
Speaker 1: is that it made us laugh, and you know, a
Speaker 1: lot of the bits we do we think are pretty funny,
Speaker 1: but that one was, like I was cracking up during
Speaker 1: it was just so stupid. Next one, give me your
Speaker 1: best movie so far from twenty twenty four. Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know, Bailey Wicked.
Speaker 2: It's wicked. Oh period, It's so good. I want to
Speaker 2: go see it again.
Speaker 5: It's wicked. And I can't talk about this now because
Speaker 5: I'm allowed to. But I did see that new Bob
Speaker 5: Dylan movie called A Complete Unknown with Timothy's Shallomey, and
Speaker 5: I would very much recommend going seeing that, even if
Speaker 5: you don't know much about Bob Dylan, because I didn't,
Speaker 5: but Timothy Challomay does such a good job and it
Speaker 5: was such an interesting movie.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know. I mean, I saw a few
Speaker 1: that I really like, but I truly I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: don't remember what that. I'd have to ask Carson because
Speaker 1: Carson's the movie guy in our family, and Carson's like, Dad,
Speaker 1: let's go see a movie. But I can't remember, so
Speaker 1: I'm kind of worthless on this one. Next one, what
Speaker 1: was your favorite thing that you've done this year? Oh?
Speaker 1: I can go first, climbing Pike's Peak was no question,
Speaker 1: my favorite thing that I've done in a very long
Speaker 1: time because I've always wanted to do it and I
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 2: Kayley, I got hired here period.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one, yeah, Jenny.
Speaker 5: Mine would be the big camper van trip we took
Speaker 5: to Utah.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 2: That seems so otherworldly.
Speaker 4: I think about it all the time, honestly, which is
Speaker 4: strange that I think about.
Speaker 2: Your vacation to Utah. It's very star Wars.
Speaker 1: I think that is may be gonna do it and
Speaker 1: that is Yeah. We're out of time for the Minnesota Goodbye,
Speaker 1: but we'll be back with another one tomorrow. If you
Speaker 1: want to send any your email to Ryan Show at
Speaker 1: kadiwb dot com. We love the random factor whenever you
Speaker 1: come up with something totally random or a rant. If
Speaker 1: you want to do a rant and you want to
Speaker 1: record it and send a voice memo, I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you you're in tough competition with Juanita because she
Speaker 1: could do stand up. She really is, and I think
Speaker 1: the funny thing is about her that's really her, that
Speaker 1: is really that is her personality. So whatever you want
Speaker 1: to send in, we would love to hear from you.
Speaker 1: And if we read it on the radio, we'll send
Speaker 1: you a staff Rider sticker to slap on the side
Speaker 1: of your Stanley cool What is Stanley Stubley mug?
Speaker 5: Tumblr?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cooler?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh I laughed and snot came out
Speaker 2: of my nose.
Speaker 5: You're sick, You're.
Speaker 1: Disgusting, all right, Thanks for listening, Minnesota. Goodbye Ryan Show
Speaker 1: at katiwb dot com