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<v Speaker 1>Need advice. Taco Bub to the rescue diaper Asque Taco

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<v Speaker 1>Bub on one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 1>We are Orlando's rock station. ASCAL CTV is brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by Petties meets State Road four thirty four in Longwood,

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<v Speaker 1>just west of I four Petty's Petty's Petties. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>a wine tasting there last weekend? You made it over

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<v Speaker 1>for that on Saturday afternoon? Huh yeah, well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I was. You saw me right the Grand Marshall of

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<v Speaker 1>the h Lake Mary Little League Parade. I can't say

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<v Speaker 1>that you watched TV and cyperade. I did. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't recall seeing you. And then soon thereafter went to

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<v Speaker 1>the wine tasting at Petties. Beautiful ladies could pick up

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<v Speaker 1>some good eats while you were there. I got some

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<v Speaker 1>good ven no, some vintage. Yeah. Hey, if you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been to Patties, honestly, place is great. They've been in

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<v Speaker 1>business over forty years. Stay road at four thirty four

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<v Speaker 1>right there, Longwood. I excuse me, Life coach has been

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<v Speaker 1>having a few this morning. Huh yeah yeah. After doing

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<v Speaker 1>the Grand Marshall, I let Mayor Meredith from the news

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<v Speaker 1>station to the MC so that was really considerate of you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>such the gentleman. I didn't want to be on microphone

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<v Speaker 1>the all the time. I was heading to Patties. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>tons of questions this morning, Thank you for submitting them.

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<v Speaker 1>Two two five two six for the life coach questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me if you're trying to size up with the

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<v Speaker 1>life coach looks like dapper in his blazer and shorts. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're up and running on Facebook life just just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>for reference points. Yeah, you need any help pat before

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<v Speaker 1>before I get on to the listeners, because no, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good pretty much. I had an ear wax situation yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't think I have something you could help

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<v Speaker 1>me with. Okay, I resolved that or dissolved it myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it pretty disgusting, Life Coach made candles out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so gross. I asked them first thing this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be pretty vile. Earwax candle stop literally made

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<v Speaker 1>of your stop his if you weren't listening yesterday, his

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<v Speaker 1>ear was completely plugged up right here, completely clocked. Couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>hear a gd thing. Nope, Life Coach. I'm thinking of

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<v Speaker 1>going towards religion to meet a nice woman to date

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts now they're wrong with a wholesome religious woman. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>I suggest hit up Christian mingle, Methodist mommies scoring with

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<v Speaker 1>a Mormon. That's a good one, or farm girls gone

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<v Speaker 1>wild because you know, country girls usually got the Lord

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<v Speaker 1>in them right and el see you learned long ago

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<v Speaker 1>farm hand that there's a more room for someone else

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<v Speaker 1>to to having their heart than just the Lord. Ce TV,

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<v Speaker 1>what are your thoughts show up with your Big John

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<v Speaker 1>dere Uh huh backo cranking ELCTV. What are your thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>on uh on the Travis Kelsey Taylors. Oh, this one

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<v Speaker 1>just came in this morning. Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>True football fans could give a flying blank. Uh I

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<v Speaker 1>see a baby in their future? I might be a

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<v Speaker 1>closet Swift. Ye, hold Elsie, what come on favorite number thirteen? No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do I feel for some reason, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>there's a baby in the future. I know there's these

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<v Speaker 1>talks and then break it up. We'll have time for

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<v Speaker 1>them in football. Well, Kelsey, Yes, Tata. Now elc husband

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<v Speaker 1>has been trying to help out around the house. Tata

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<v Speaker 1>help out around the house, which is super thoughtful. Problem

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<v Speaker 1>is he did laundry the other day and shrank some

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<v Speaker 1>of my clothing, including ooh all my panties. Yeah, panties

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<v Speaker 1>need to be like hung to dry. Uh even I

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<v Speaker 1>know this you Uh, when is the last time the

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<v Speaker 1>Life Coach was within ten feet of any kind of

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<v Speaker 1>appliance that does laundry. Well, I handed it. I handed

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<v Speaker 1>dirty stuff to to uh Donnie, he does it, So

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<v Speaker 1>I was that was pretty close to the machine. But uh,

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<v Speaker 1>with the with the shrunk panties, you have one of

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<v Speaker 1>two options. Man buy new panties with his credit card,

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<v Speaker 1>which is always good, right sure, or hit the treadmill. ELC.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, because if if the panties are shrunk, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta make do right, you know, you shed off some lbs.

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<v Speaker 1>Or sure stare master works too if they still have those, ELC.

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<v Speaker 1>I refuse. Ooh A lot of people can relate to this. ELC.

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<v Speaker 1>I refuse to use the bathroom at work. Now It's

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<v Speaker 1>to the point where I'm almost afraid to do. You

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<v Speaker 1>think that's something that I need to seek counseling for.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. I won't go here. I won't go here either,

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't need counseling or not going to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom at work. He looks like animals use the one

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<v Speaker 1>that down down the hall there. That's that's the infamous

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<v Speaker 1>fourth floor restroom. I don't know if you're versed in

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<v Speaker 1>the history of that. Lsis you and the big scheme

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<v Speaker 1>of things are a relatively new contracted employee. Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is is that my work bathroom is just at

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<v Speaker 1>my office, so I don't let other people use it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it true your work bathroom has an attendant in it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it says and you're the only guy who uses it.

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<v Speaker 1>It says out of order on it. And there's an

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<v Speaker 1>attendant in there. Boy, he must have a long day. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, Yeah, it's bad here. I saw some guy

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<v Speaker 1>in there the other day. Said he works with you. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you did. I saw him in the mirror. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>LCTV the irony after the okay, after the last month, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>after the last month and a half of Olympic coverage

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<v Speaker 1>and the Little League World Series to watch on TV?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel lost. There's nothing to watch. Please help me,

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<v Speaker 1>Yes there is. Don't worry. College football is back. NFL

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<v Speaker 1>starts tomorrow night. Until then, you could do. You could

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<v Speaker 1>read historical literature like I do, Like like what down?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you reading currently? Life? Coach Fabio got with

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<v Speaker 1>the long hair broke his nose with a seagull on

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<v Speaker 1>a on a roller coaster years ago. You could do

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<v Speaker 1>porn hub, have conversations with your wife. You know. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that's tough, but there's other things in life than

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<v Speaker 1>the Little League World Series and Olympic covers. There's the

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<v Speaker 1>Paralympics going on. But I know talking your wife could

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<v Speaker 1>be tough. You know how chicks are, Yeah, a little

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<v Speaker 1>with them and can't love with them. Elc. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to get my really scoring with the ladies this morning? Huh? ELC?

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<v Speaker 1>Want to get my wife a swing for the bedroom?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the best way to approach this idea? Have

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<v Speaker 1>a great day, you too, have a wonderful one. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a silly idea. Swing sets are for the backyard. That

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<v Speaker 1>old guy Brandon requested have one set up. The White

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<v Speaker 1>House couldn't believe it out there with ice. They really

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<v Speaker 1>turned on him quick. Huh. I'd be more of a

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<v Speaker 1>teeter totter. Nice getting up me to totter with. I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't as her. Oh, we don't get political oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>far be it from us life coach I'm involved with.

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<v Speaker 1>I donate too many to too many people in the

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<v Speaker 1>life coach, Oh great and Powerful life coach extraordinaire. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it when they butter me up like that, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>Great and Powerful life coach extraordinaire. I've heard so much

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<v Speaker 1>about this Bob World Order. Would your thoughts on it?

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<v Speaker 1>I've said it before. I'm a big fan, big fan

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<v Speaker 1>armed guards and stores, saving the retailer's money, saving us money.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how much this Gucci fanny pack cost me?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that you had that onun till you

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<v Speaker 1>stood up. It cost a lot more because people doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, what are you keeping that looks pretty full scripts,

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<v Speaker 1>scripts and airplane bottles. But the lingerie that I have

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<v Speaker 1>to buy for the ladies, you know, the lingerie that

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<v Speaker 1>lady's gonna have to buy after your dumb husband shrunk

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<v Speaker 1>or panties. These are all more expensive. Because Bob World

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<v Speaker 1>Order is just now starting, it's got to be enacted.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said swings are fun. Yeah. Backyard LCTV, Pat gave

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<v Speaker 1>out love advice during your segment. I want I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to say thanks to Pat for the advice Scott

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<v Speaker 1>from Scott's More. Yeah, I remember that old Red was

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<v Speaker 1>treading on thin ice over there, over stepping the LC.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that that happened again, big guy. That's like souper

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<v Speaker 1>and a've given doctor Ruth sex advice me. We love you, soup.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm already getting a wrap it up signal.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Donnie, Oh, Donnie's giving idea. I didn't give

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<v Speaker 1>you the signal the naked sleeping with the lighte white naked.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to get to next week. Uh, stepdad

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<v Speaker 1>dating the same girl, just screaming trash anyway, Elsie's a

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<v Speaker 1>critter in my attic. Elsie, there's a critter in my attic.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been telling my husband to get a trap and

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<v Speaker 1>catch it before it dies and then rots. How do

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<v Speaker 1>I motivate him to get the rascal. I'm motivating them

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<v Speaker 1>with your little rascal. Hell even a small, small glimpse

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<v Speaker 1>of a side side view. Tenor motivate them and get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of that creditor. Good luck, ma'am. Okay, now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving you the good luck with your future endeavors with

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<v Speaker 1>the creditors. Don't let them go falling between the rocks,

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<v Speaker 1>then you get maggots, and you know, wrap it up

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<v Speaker 1>a signal. Here I'm coming, Donnie. There he goes the

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