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Speaker 1: a wine tasting there last weekend? You made it over
Speaker 1: for that on Saturday afternoon? Huh yeah, well, I mean
Speaker 1: I was. You saw me right the Grand Marshall of
Speaker 1: the h Lake Mary Little League Parade. I can't say
Speaker 1: that you watched TV and cyperade. I did. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't recall seeing you. And then soon thereafter went to
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Speaker 1: some good eats while you were there. I got some
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Speaker 1: right there, Longwood. I excuse me, Life coach has been
Speaker 1: having a few this morning. Huh yeah yeah. After doing
Speaker 1: the Grand Marshall, I let Mayor Meredith from the news
Speaker 1: station to the MC so that was really considerate of you. Well,
Speaker 1: such the gentleman. I didn't want to be on microphone
Speaker 1: the all the time. I was heading to Patties. All right,
Speaker 1: tons of questions this morning, Thank you for submitting them.
Speaker 1: Two two five two six for the life coach questions.
Speaker 1: Let me if you're trying to size up with the
Speaker 1: life coach looks like dapper in his blazer and shorts. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're up and running on Facebook life just just you know,
Speaker 1: for reference points. Yeah, you need any help pat before
Speaker 1: before I get on to the listeners, because no, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm good pretty much. I had an ear wax situation yesterday,
Speaker 1: but I don't think I have something you could help
Speaker 1: me with. Okay, I resolved that or dissolved it myself.
Speaker 1: Got it pretty disgusting, Life Coach made candles out of it.
Speaker 1: That is so gross. I asked them first thing this morning.
Speaker 1: That would be pretty vile. Earwax candle stop literally made
Speaker 1: of your stop his if you weren't listening yesterday, his
Speaker 1: ear was completely plugged up right here, completely clocked. Couldn't
Speaker 1: hear a gd thing. Nope, Life Coach. I'm thinking of
Speaker 1: going towards religion to meet a nice woman to date
Speaker 1: thoughts now they're wrong with a wholesome religious woman. Seriously,
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Speaker 1: a Mormon. That's a good one, or farm girls gone
Speaker 1: wild because you know, country girls usually got the Lord
Speaker 1: in them right and el see you learned long ago
Speaker 1: farm hand that there's a more room for someone else
Speaker 1: to to having their heart than just the Lord. Ce TV,
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts show up with your Big John
Speaker 1: dere Uh huh backo cranking ELCTV. What are your thoughts
Speaker 1: on uh on the Travis Kelsey Taylors. Oh, this one
Speaker 1: just came in this morning. Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift relationship.
Speaker 1: True football fans could give a flying blank. Uh I
Speaker 1: see a baby in their future? I might be a
Speaker 1: closet Swift. Ye, hold Elsie, what come on favorite number thirteen? No,
Speaker 1: but I do I feel for some reason, I feel
Speaker 1: there's a baby in the future. I know there's these
Speaker 1: talks and then break it up. We'll have time for
Speaker 1: them in football. Well, Kelsey, Yes, Tata. Now elc husband
Speaker 1: has been trying to help out around the house. Tata
Speaker 1: help out around the house, which is super thoughtful. Problem
Speaker 1: is he did laundry the other day and shrank some
Speaker 1: of my clothing, including ooh all my panties. Yeah, panties
Speaker 1: need to be like hung to dry. Uh even I
Speaker 1: know this you Uh, when is the last time the
Speaker 1: Life Coach was within ten feet of any kind of
Speaker 1: appliance that does laundry. Well, I handed it. I handed
Speaker 1: dirty stuff to to uh Donnie, he does it, So
Speaker 1: I was that was pretty close to the machine. But uh,
Speaker 1: with the with the shrunk panties, you have one of
Speaker 1: two options. Man buy new panties with his credit card,
Speaker 1: which is always good, right sure, or hit the treadmill. ELC.
Speaker 1: You know, because if if the panties are shrunk, you
Speaker 1: gotta make do right, you know, you shed off some lbs.
Speaker 1: Or sure stare master works too if they still have those, ELC.
Speaker 1: I refuse. Ooh A lot of people can relate to this. ELC.
Speaker 1: I refuse to use the bathroom at work. Now It's
Speaker 1: to the point where I'm almost afraid to do. You
Speaker 1: think that's something that I need to seek counseling for.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I won't go here. I won't go here either,
Speaker 1: So you don't need counseling or not going to the
Speaker 1: bathroom at work. He looks like animals use the one
Speaker 1: that down down the hall there. That's that's the infamous
Speaker 1: fourth floor restroom. I don't know if you're versed in
Speaker 1: the history of that. Lsis you and the big scheme
Speaker 1: of things are a relatively new contracted employee. Well, the
Speaker 1: thing is is that my work bathroom is just at
Speaker 1: my office, so I don't let other people use it.
Speaker 1: Is it true your work bathroom has an attendant in it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it says and you're the only guy who uses it.
Speaker 1: It says out of order on it. And there's an
Speaker 1: attendant in there. Boy, he must have a long day. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, it's bad here. I saw some guy
Speaker 1: in there the other day. Said he works with you. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did. I saw him in the mirror. Yeah.
Speaker 1: LCTV the irony after the okay, after the last month, oh,
Speaker 1: after the last month and a half of Olympic coverage
Speaker 1: and the Little League World Series to watch on TV?
Speaker 1: I feel lost. There's nothing to watch. Please help me,
Speaker 1: Yes there is. Don't worry. College football is back. NFL
Speaker 1: starts tomorrow night. Until then, you could do. You could
Speaker 1: read historical literature like I do, Like like what down?
Speaker 1: What are you reading currently? Life? Coach Fabio got with
Speaker 1: the long hair broke his nose with a seagull on
Speaker 1: a on a roller coaster years ago. You could do
Speaker 1: porn hub, have conversations with your wife. You know. I
Speaker 1: know that's tough, but there's other things in life than
Speaker 1: the Little League World Series and Olympic covers. There's the
Speaker 1: Paralympics going on. But I know talking your wife could
Speaker 1: be tough. You know how chicks are, Yeah, a little
Speaker 1: with them and can't love with them. Elc. You want
Speaker 1: to get my really scoring with the ladies this morning? Huh? ELC?
Speaker 1: Want to get my wife a swing for the bedroom?
Speaker 1: What is the best way to approach this idea? Have
Speaker 1: a great day, you too, have a wonderful one. It's
Speaker 1: a silly idea. Swing sets are for the backyard. That
Speaker 1: old guy Brandon requested have one set up. The White
Speaker 1: House couldn't believe it out there with ice. They really
Speaker 1: turned on him quick. Huh. I'd be more of a
Speaker 1: teeter totter. Nice getting up me to totter with. I
Speaker 1: ain't as her. Oh, we don't get political oh no,
Speaker 1: far be it from us life coach I'm involved with.
Speaker 1: I donate too many to too many people in the
Speaker 1: life coach, Oh great and Powerful life coach extraordinaire. I
Speaker 1: love it when they butter me up like that, Oh
Speaker 1: Great and Powerful life coach extraordinaire. I've heard so much
Speaker 1: about this Bob World Order. Would your thoughts on it?
Speaker 1: I've said it before. I'm a big fan, big fan
Speaker 1: armed guards and stores, saving the retailer's money, saving us money.
Speaker 1: You know how much this Gucci fanny pack cost me?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you had that onun till you
Speaker 1: stood up. It cost a lot more because people doing this.
Speaker 1: You know, what are you keeping that looks pretty full scripts,
Speaker 1: scripts and airplane bottles. But the lingerie that I have
Speaker 1: to buy for the ladies, you know, the lingerie that
Speaker 1: lady's gonna have to buy after your dumb husband shrunk
Speaker 1: or panties. These are all more expensive. Because Bob World
Speaker 1: Order is just now starting, it's got to be enacted.
Speaker 1: Somebody said swings are fun. Yeah. Backyard LCTV, Pat gave
Speaker 1: out love advice during your segment. I want I just
Speaker 1: want to say thanks to Pat for the advice Scott
Speaker 1: from Scott's More. Yeah, I remember that old Red was
Speaker 1: treading on thin ice over there, over stepping the LC.
Speaker 1: Not that that happened again, big guy. That's like souper
Speaker 1: and a've given doctor Ruth sex advice me. We love you, soup.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm already getting a wrap it up signal.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Donnie, Oh, Donnie's giving idea. I didn't give
Speaker 1: you the signal the naked sleeping with the lighte white naked.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get to next week. Uh, stepdad
Speaker 1: dating the same girl, just screaming trash anyway, Elsie's a
Speaker 1: critter in my attic. Elsie, there's a critter in my attic.
Speaker 1: I've been telling my husband to get a trap and
Speaker 1: catch it before it dies and then rots. How do
Speaker 1: I motivate him to get the rascal. I'm motivating them
Speaker 1: with your little rascal. Hell even a small, small glimpse
Speaker 1: of a side side view. Tenor motivate them and get
Speaker 1: rid of that creditor. Good luck, ma'am. Okay, now I'm
Speaker 1: giving you the good luck with your future endeavors with
Speaker 1: the creditors. Don't let them go falling between the rocks,
Speaker 1: then you get maggots, and you know, wrap it up
Speaker 1: a signal. Here I'm coming, Donnie. There he goes the
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