WEBVTT 1 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:32.159 A Magnificent Montague stirring Marty Wallie. Yes, it's the magnificent Montague. Today, 2 00:00:32.520 --> 00:00:35.520 Edwin Montague, to his great embarrassment, is known only as 3 00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:39.280 Uncle goodtheart star of an afternoon radio program. But perhaps 4 00:00:39.359 --> 00:00:41.799 a few of you older folks remember him when he 5 00:00:41.920 --> 00:00:45.399 traveled the Shakespearean stage and was known as the Magnificent Molecule. 6 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:49.079 And although radio has brought him a living and dubious fame, 7 00:00:49.439 --> 00:00:53.000 he still dreams of returning to the stage. Right now, 8 00:00:53.039 --> 00:00:56.159 the Montaguo apartment is enjoying a little peace and quiet, 9 00:00:56.399 --> 00:00:59.159 which means he is not home yet from his broadcast. 10 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:02.920 Lily and his wife and former leading Lady, and Agnes 11 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:06.680 the Maid are awaiting him for dinner. The telephone is ringing. 12 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:13.640 Okay, okay, the residents of Edwin Montague and Lily Boy 13 00:01:13.719 --> 00:01:16.239 and Agnes the Maid on this and come in, Roger, 14 00:01:18.640 --> 00:01:23.879 Oh hello, Sam, for sure Sam, and I'll be okay Sam, 15 00:01:24.760 --> 00:01:26.319 Oh sure, Sam, I'll tell us. 16 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:32.359 Yeah, so long, Sam, Who you're kidding? 17 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:35.840 I know, I know it was Sam, But which Sam? 18 00:01:35.959 --> 00:01:36.480 Which Sam? 19 00:01:36.480 --> 00:01:38.000 How many? Sam's doing now? 20 00:01:38.760 --> 00:01:40.519 Oh? Sam? Harrison across the hole. 21 00:01:40.599 --> 00:01:43.200 Give this lady six over dollars in the case of snackers. 22 00:01:45.239 --> 00:01:45.920 Who would he wore? 23 00:01:46.040 --> 00:01:48.040 He and his wife Mith have something to ask you. 24 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:50.959 Oh, I hope they drop in before Edwin gets home. 25 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:53.120 You know how he feels about the house. 26 00:01:53.239 --> 00:01:56.079 I know how he feels about everybody except Edwin Montague. 27 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:59.680 That's love, love, love, Stop, Agnes. 28 00:02:00.359 --> 00:02:02.159 Just hope Sam and his wife get over here right 29 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:02.760 this minute. 30 00:02:02.879 --> 00:02:04.439 I don't she's taking a bath. 31 00:02:05.040 --> 00:02:06.120 Well, I hope Edwin's late. 32 00:02:08.479 --> 00:02:12.000 Oh, Sam only wouldn't continually try and sell Edwin life insurance. 33 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:15.120 They're the only neighbors we have really ever had, and 34 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:16.039 you can have them. 35 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:19.240 Oh please, I know Sam can be. 36 00:02:19.240 --> 00:02:23.319 A little trun No, she stopped trying with those corny jokes. 37 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:25.400 Now, Ages, we have to make them feel at home. 38 00:02:25.840 --> 00:02:28.000 We're the only neighbors they know since they moved in 39 00:02:28.039 --> 00:02:28.759 from Saint Louis. 40 00:02:28.840 --> 00:02:30.039 Okay, I'll make them feel at home. 41 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:34.280 I'll put on a Saint Louis Cardinal uniform. 42 00:02:34.719 --> 00:02:38.159 Oh, stop pretending you don't like the Harrisons. Don't they 43 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:40.000 pay you a dollar an hour and your night's off 44 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:40.960 for sitting with their daughter? 45 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.400 Gwendolyn share They do, and the kid takes it right 46 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:48.960 away from you. In Jen Rummy oh, no. 47 00:02:48.960 --> 00:02:49.400 She beats. 48 00:02:49.439 --> 00:02:50.280 My brain's off. 49 00:02:51.080 --> 00:02:54.560 I'll like Sam, h I'm ready got here before Edwind arrives. 50 00:02:55.240 --> 00:02:55.800 I'll get it. 51 00:02:57.000 --> 00:02:59.159 Come in, Sam, Sam. 52 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:01.080 Out the monsters? 53 00:03:02.599 --> 00:03:06.520 Hello, Edwin? What's this? Hello? Sam? Oh? Never mind? I 54 00:03:06.680 --> 00:03:09.759 come into my own house and it's hello Sam. 55 00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:12.439 So I said hello Sam, I thought your uncle Sam? 56 00:03:12.439 --> 00:03:13.159 Who else do you look? 57 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:23.280 Last? Holy? Thank goodness. Agnes finally learned how to bark 58 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:26.439 out hello. At least we broke her of the habit 59 00:03:26.479 --> 00:03:30.400 of jumping up on people licking their faces. Oh, I 60 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:33.719 did I sit down? You look tired? Can I, Agnes? 61 00:03:33.759 --> 00:03:36.240 Get something? Years lost. 62 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:40.960 Some on mis de monic? You have something? I made 63 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:43.520 a batch of cookies especially for you. You can hardly 64 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:46.599 taste the icenices. 65 00:03:46.719 --> 00:03:50.080 Leave him alone. After the day of degrading myself on 66 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:52.000 the radio, I have to come home to this. Well. 67 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:55.080 How would your program it? Oh? We gave the housewives 68 00:03:55.319 --> 00:03:58.639 both barrels this afternoon with Uncle. 69 00:03:58.400 --> 00:03:59.639 Goodhart doing good again? 70 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:01.919 Is the cottage on the sunny side of the lane? 71 00:04:02.599 --> 00:04:07.680 I was nauseating? Did herd is walking through the woods? 72 00:04:07.680 --> 00:04:10.800 And I find it? Little animal in a big trap? 73 00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:12.759 What you do up your mouth and let it on. 74 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:17.000 The lay tire up the kitchen or something. 75 00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:18.439 I'm not that masteric. 76 00:04:27.839 --> 00:04:31.319 I wish I could find something funny in life. Radios 77 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:35.439 got me the Magnifism molecule, rescuing little birds from traps 78 00:04:35.439 --> 00:04:41.519 and fixing the a little broken leg once again, shed 79 00:04:41.639 --> 00:04:46.600 the boards and hamlet the fellow like Beth. Oh for 80 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:50.959 the smell of bereaspaint. It's been a long time. Yes. 81 00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:54.399 Now the only time I smell grease paint is when 82 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:58.680 Agnes makes french fried potato's nuts. 83 00:04:58.920 --> 00:04:59.800 How could I smell some? 84 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:00.399 They say? 85 00:05:00.519 --> 00:05:02.279 I am in Frontina. 86 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:05.040 And miss Mercy take him. 87 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:09.040 Up on everything. There they are, I'll get it there. 88 00:05:09.199 --> 00:05:13.120 Who are Edwin, Sam Harrison his wife Mark? I want 89 00:05:13.160 --> 00:05:16.639 to ask? Oh, no, no, it wouldn't be nice to them. 90 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:20.319 Ah, mister and missus Harrison, how. 91 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:21.040 Do you do? 92 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:26.199 Miser and Missus Montague heard you program this afternoon, mister Montague, 93 00:05:26.199 --> 00:05:27.920 And I said to Martha. 94 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:29.079 They pay him for that. 95 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:36.839 Yeah, that's just what I said, didn't I? 96 00:05:36.959 --> 00:05:43.839 Martha, Jess, Well. 97 00:05:43.759 --> 00:05:45.480 Don't just stand there in the hall. 98 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:52.800 No, yeah, yeah, come in a little. Sam. 99 00:05:52.839 --> 00:05:54.480 You wanted to ask me something. 100 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:57.199 Now that you mentioned it, Yes, you see, Missus Montague 101 00:05:57.199 --> 00:06:00.519 Martha and I belong to the parents Jesus Association of 102 00:06:00.600 --> 00:06:04.000 the school our daughter Gwendoll in at ten Public School 103 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:04.720 thirty seven. 104 00:06:05.079 --> 00:06:07.160 I know, and you want to know why we never 105 00:06:07.319 --> 00:06:12.120 sent Agnes to school. Edwin, be serious, go on, mister Harrison. 106 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:14.639 Well, we are trying to raise money. 107 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:16.279 For some new playground equipment. 108 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:19.000 After all, we want our children to grow up with 109 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:21.879 healthy minds and healthy bodies. 110 00:06:22.639 --> 00:06:30.199 Why Edwards tell me, miss Harrison, how are you going 111 00:06:30.279 --> 00:06:32.759 to raise the money? Well, is Martha's idea. 112 00:06:32.959 --> 00:06:35.600 We're going to have an amateur theatrical evening. 113 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:47.399 An amateur theatrical evening. Oh no, at theatrical evenings. We 114 00:06:47.639 --> 00:06:50.279 want you to be in it. Lay back in, please 115 00:06:50.319 --> 00:06:54.279 paint again the like the excitement. I'll be where everyone 116 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:56.600 can see me. You certainly will. 117 00:06:56.439 --> 00:07:06.199 Be your taking tickets, ticket es, So I'll a ticket taker. 118 00:07:06.600 --> 00:07:10.199 I suppose my wife Lily will be an usher. Oh no, no, 119 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:14.480 we understand. She has talent. Oh she has the talent 120 00:07:14.600 --> 00:07:18.920 of the family. That's what the man said, Miss Harrison. 121 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:20.920 Is making her come as a shock to you. But 122 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:23.959 for years I was known as an actually as the 123 00:07:24.000 --> 00:07:25.360 magnificent Molecue. 124 00:07:25.839 --> 00:07:31.879 Oh, I do declare Now do you remember the magnificent Monedule. 125 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:34.000 Buy Georgia Dall comes back to me. Now, didn't you 126 00:07:34.079 --> 00:07:36.639 appear in Saint Luis many times? 127 00:07:36.759 --> 00:07:39.720 That's it, We saw you wrestle gorgeous George. 128 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:44.920 Look, mister Harrison Edwin. 129 00:07:44.839 --> 00:07:48.480 Was regarded as the foremost Shakespearean actor in America. Thousands 130 00:07:48.519 --> 00:07:50.439 of theatergoers still remember his voice. 131 00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:52.720 And I have the broken hair drums to provid. 132 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:56.560 This is that your boys are the delivering coal in 133 00:07:56.639 --> 00:08:00.959 the neighborhood Edwin, mister har Edward and I could do 134 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:04.319 a scene together for your pta theatrical Fine, fine, what 135 00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:06.319 would you do seem through Shakespeare? Naturally? 136 00:08:06.759 --> 00:08:09.879 Oh, I'm afraid that's impossible, mister Montague. You see, we 137 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:14.199 already have something from Shakespeare, the balcony scene from Romeo. 138 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:17.879 And Juliet Real. And who are the stellar actors about 139 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:25.879 to perpetrate this crime? Yeah, I'm Romeo, You're Romeo? Yes? 140 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:28.800 And guess who's Juliet Noo. 141 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:38.360 Shakespeare has lived in the hearts of men for three 142 00:08:38.399 --> 00:08:41.120 hundred years, but he'll never survive this blow. 143 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:42.960 But let me we could do something else. 144 00:08:43.279 --> 00:08:46.840 You could recite a poem, Shay, that would be Jim dandy, 145 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:50.200 a little mother goose for the kiddies, Mother Goose. 146 00:08:50.840 --> 00:08:53.200 But now remember how beautiful you used to do the 147 00:08:53.240 --> 00:08:53.960 minstrel boy. 148 00:08:54.279 --> 00:08:58.279 Oh no, not that again, Quiet Edd go ahead, edits 149 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:03.519 the Minster, where the walls. He's gone, in the ranks 150 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:08.120 of death. You'll find him. His father's thought. He has 151 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:14.559 girded round and his wild hop slung behind him. 152 00:09:16.480 --> 00:09:20.440 Beautiful Edwin by Gum that Irving Berlin can write lyrics, 153 00:09:20.480 --> 00:09:22.159 serving blare. 154 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:25.480 There was a point of spirit, Nick. 155 00:09:25.399 --> 00:09:27.440 Hayson, you can count and Ed and me to be there. 156 00:09:27.720 --> 00:09:31.120 So good of you. Now wait, this is ridiculous. Lili 157 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:33.279 and I are famous for our rose in Shakespeare. 158 00:09:33.320 --> 00:09:35.759 Now when Sam and Martha are doing Romeo and Juliet, 159 00:09:36.159 --> 00:09:37.519 they have their hearts second. 160 00:09:37.799 --> 00:09:42.960 Oh yes, indeed, yeah, I've been practicing that love scene 161 00:09:43.000 --> 00:09:44.679 with mother all me, haven't I? 162 00:09:44.840 --> 00:09:51.240 Mother? All this is delay. As long as you have me, 163 00:09:51.399 --> 00:09:53.159 you might as well exploit my talent. 164 00:09:53.559 --> 00:09:55.519 We're going to be all right, missus Montague. 165 00:09:55.919 --> 00:09:57.559 After the show, we're having a buffet. 166 00:09:57.840 --> 00:10:01.879 You can slice the blooney. 167 00:10:02.240 --> 00:10:05.320 Everyone is doing something for the affair as long as 168 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:11.360 they're having cold cuts. Why don't you donate your tongue here? 169 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:14.320 Who needs a time, So I wait there. 170 00:10:14.639 --> 00:10:17.120 Perhaps Evan and I could do as Shakespearean scene that 171 00:10:17.159 --> 00:10:20.000 wouldn't constick for you Midsummer Night's dreams. 172 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:22.399 I can play a politic queen. 173 00:10:22.279 --> 00:10:24.960 Of the Amazons, and Edwin can play bottom. 174 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:27.360 Hold on missus muday? Do you remember we're doing it 175 00:10:27.399 --> 00:10:42.000 in the public school? Dorpe? Soy stupid? Now, don't be stupid? 176 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:48.879 Have the answer is a famous they playing I never played. 177 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:51.600 I never played the part of bottoms for e. 178 00:10:51.679 --> 00:10:54.639 When you love it, you play a weaver who's falls 179 00:10:54.679 --> 00:10:55.960 asleep in a forest. 180 00:10:56.159 --> 00:10:59.080 Good a magic spell is cast over. 181 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:02.720 When Bottom wakes up, you have the head of. 182 00:11:02.720 --> 00:11:09.279 A jackass, the head of attacker. 183 00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:11.240 Here's why the bottom falls. 184 00:11:10.960 --> 00:11:19.679 Out of the patio, Lily, Are you crazy? Here my 185 00:11:19.840 --> 00:11:22.200 first appearance on the stage in years. You want me 186 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:25.159 to wear the head of a jackass. What'll people say? 187 00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:26.440 Hasn't changed? 188 00:11:26.440 --> 00:11:26.759 The bed? 189 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:30.039 And there? 190 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:34.519 When you return that vanishing cream we bought practice on 191 00:11:34.600 --> 00:11:40.039 her birthday, tell them it didn't work. She's still around, Sam. 192 00:11:40.159 --> 00:11:42.679 Whatever it is, you can count on us, right, Edwin? 193 00:11:42.840 --> 00:11:46.360 Very well, we'll do something. Well, that's just George. Here 194 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:48.639 are some tickets for you to sell it, Okay, here's 195 00:11:48.639 --> 00:11:51.120 taken ed. Make your friends bottom. 196 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:53.799 Better, get back and rehearse the balcony, saying I have 197 00:11:53.960 --> 00:11:55.759 to practice climbing that balcony. 198 00:11:56.399 --> 00:11:57.120 The other day I. 199 00:11:57.240 --> 00:11:59.399 Fell down and almost split my head open. 200 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:02.639 He's the right, mother, he is. 201 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:07.440 Well, let's go Marta and I want to have a 202 00:12:07.559 --> 00:12:08.720 martini before dinner. 203 00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:09.080 Good. 204 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:12.960 We never drink, but we always have that one marginie 205 00:12:13.240 --> 00:12:14.000 the voidinnery. 206 00:12:14.039 --> 00:12:22.679 Isn't that right, mother? Good? Oh gad, it's people like 207 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:24.960 that who give neighbors a bad name. 208 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:29.120 Now, and when I like the Harrisons, that's Sam Harrison. 209 00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:31.559 He's down to earth, not far enough. 210 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:35.120 Well, baby can help him. 211 00:12:35.000 --> 00:12:38.039 Out with their pta theatricals. You will try and sell 212 00:12:38.080 --> 00:12:40.919 the tickets, won't you, Edwin, Yes, yes, I'll sell them 213 00:12:40.960 --> 00:12:43.480 to the people around my uncle good Heart radio program. 214 00:12:43.600 --> 00:12:45.840 Oh that's nice. Yes, I've been trying to get even 215 00:12:45.919 --> 00:12:48.559 with them for some time now. 216 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:49.559 Even it'll be fun. 217 00:12:50.159 --> 00:12:52.120 We'll be one of our old scene, one of our 218 00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:57.679 old seeds. Oh lily, how the mighty have faught The 219 00:12:57.799 --> 00:13:02.000 magnifisent Molecules will give you one paid six sixty a 220 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:06.039 ticket to see it Hamlet, Macbeth Julius season. Well now 221 00:13:06.120 --> 00:13:10.039 we see in public schools thirty seven forty cents with 222 00:13:10.279 --> 00:13:11.080 cold cuts. 223 00:13:23.759 --> 00:13:26.840 We'll be back with a magnificent Montogo in just a moment. 224 00:13:28.279 --> 00:13:31.919 P R O g R E M bug. 225 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:51.039 Ugg and I'll back to the magnificent Montagu. It is 226 00:13:51.120 --> 00:13:54.879 the day of the Pta piaprical. He is just finishing 227 00:13:54.919 --> 00:14:01.159 his Uncle good Heart broadcast. Listen, and so Ronald, remember. 228 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:05.840 As you ride out on the highway, always keep your 229 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:08.240 head high the sun. 230 00:14:09.399 --> 00:14:22.919 And so ends another episode of Uncle Goodheart, until he 231 00:14:23.000 --> 00:14:25.360 beats you again in his little cottage on the sunny 232 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:28.879 side of the lane. Here is Uncle Goodheart with his 233 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:30.080 thought for the day. 234 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:35.480 When your neighbor comes home fighting drunk and attacks his 235 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:41.159 wife like an ogre, say to her as she's ducking 236 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:52.639 an axe. He's such a nice man when he's sober. Okay, 237 00:14:52.799 --> 00:14:55.960 you're off the Anna coomodic. You're great show. You really 238 00:14:56.120 --> 00:14:59.679 hit the listeners today. Someday they're going to strike back. 239 00:15:01.759 --> 00:15:02.360 They love you. 240 00:15:02.799 --> 00:15:05.279 The housewives have given you their heart. 241 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:08.559 Good good. As long as the housemaids don't give me 242 00:15:08.639 --> 00:15:13.200 the knee, you're a big hit. The sponsor said he 243 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:16.759 was thinking of sending you a nice note. Oh come now, 244 00:15:16.919 --> 00:15:19.120 he shouldn't go to the trouble of learning how to write. 245 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:24.360 Just for that peace. No jokes about a sponsor. Haha, 246 00:15:24.519 --> 00:15:28.919 here's our directors. This is good show aways and it 247 00:15:29.120 --> 00:15:34.679 was a high falutint humdinger im to do. It was 248 00:15:34.759 --> 00:15:36.440 a good shaw, mister Montagu. 249 00:15:36.639 --> 00:15:38.679 I was supposed to tell you something, but. 250 00:15:40.759 --> 00:15:46.399 I forgot Sinza, I envy you. You can never get 251 00:15:46.440 --> 00:15:51.320 a headache. There's nothing there ache. Didn't tried remember what 252 00:15:51.440 --> 00:15:51.759 it was? 253 00:15:52.759 --> 00:15:53.519 Let me see. 254 00:15:56.360 --> 00:16:00.759 Isn't it awful? Not even a glimmer? All right, forget 255 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:05.159 about it. I did, I know you did. And of boys, 256 00:16:05.200 --> 00:16:07.399 before I leave, I'd like to send you some ticket. 257 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:10.879 Take it for tonight. The PTA of Public School thirty 258 00:16:10.919 --> 00:16:13.159 seven is having a theatrical eating. My wife and I 259 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:16.240 are appearing show mus amn it. You will take two here, 260 00:16:16.440 --> 00:16:18.039 I thank you. How about you? Is there? 261 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:18.519 Well? 262 00:16:18.679 --> 00:16:19.200 I don't know. 263 00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:21.639 The wife and I were going bowling tonight. 264 00:16:22.639 --> 00:16:25.799 Boldly. This is an evening of culture, and it's for 265 00:16:25.919 --> 00:16:29.320 a good call. She sure loves the ball. How comes 266 00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:31.600 in service is for the PTA. 267 00:16:32.159 --> 00:16:33.159 She has her own ball. 268 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:38.320 I just tell her no bowling tonight. By by tell 269 00:16:38.360 --> 00:16:42.639 I no bowling tonight, and she'll bowl. Me didn't even 270 00:16:42.679 --> 00:16:46.159 bowl any night. Keep her in condition as a favorably. 271 00:16:46.480 --> 00:16:47.159 Buy the ticket. 272 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:48.840 She's got muscles like a horse. 273 00:16:48.919 --> 00:16:53.360 Don't we wait? I wait, My wife and I are 274 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:55.679 going to appear. You've never seen his act. This is 275 00:16:55.759 --> 00:17:00.480 your chance, and it's cheaper than bowling. Is tab for 276 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:04.079 forty cents plus cold cut? Oh what are the details? Well, 277 00:17:04.119 --> 00:17:06.640 there would be a scene form Romeo and Juliet, some poetry. 278 00:17:06.839 --> 00:17:08.920 I don't mean that, but you asked for. 279 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:14.160 The detail about the cold cut. No, my wife can't 280 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:17.319 eat liver worse, and that's not the point. She breaks 281 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:20.799 out and bump all right, all right, don't take the ticket. 282 00:17:20.920 --> 00:17:23.279 When he's the liver worth and she looks like a 283 00:17:23.359 --> 00:17:29.200 bag of door knom all right, Jef, liverwort. 284 00:17:28.799 --> 00:17:32.119 Is more important than Romeo and Juliet, Say, mister Montagule, 285 00:17:32.200 --> 00:17:34.880 you're really going to do Romeo and Juliet. Not exactly. 286 00:17:35.000 --> 00:17:37.839 Our neighbors, the Harrison's are doing it. It'll probably come 287 00:17:37.920 --> 00:17:43.960 out like the liver worst, big bumps all over, slinger. 288 00:17:44.559 --> 00:17:47.079 Why did you ask about Romeo and Juliet? Oh? I 289 00:17:47.279 --> 00:17:49.759 just so I'd mentioned in a theater column this afternoon. 290 00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:54.960 Max Darland is going to produce Romeo and Juliet for Broadway, maxco. 291 00:17:56.119 --> 00:17:59.400 He's doing Romeo and Julia. Oh, he used to be 292 00:17:59.519 --> 00:18:03.079 my bride. Imagine how far he'll get doing Shakespeare? Will 293 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:06.759 be Why that nip wit that ninga boop? That incompetently? 294 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:07.680 That's him? All right. 295 00:18:09.240 --> 00:18:11.519 I just remember that's the man who's waiting on the 296 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:12.519 telephone for you. 297 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:16.319 Zins are you wears the phone? Here? I'll get the connection. 298 00:18:16.559 --> 00:18:18.880 Waiting all this time? Get the connection? 299 00:18:19.400 --> 00:18:22.680 Oh, Helen, would you connect mister Montague's call up? 300 00:18:23.680 --> 00:18:32.200 What? No, really, Zinza get Max? Helen? 301 00:18:32.240 --> 00:18:33.400 Will you send to call up? 302 00:18:34.400 --> 00:18:35.599 Hello? Oh? 303 00:18:35.680 --> 00:18:39.720 Here him mister Maia, Hello, May. 304 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:45.839 How are you my bled? What do you mean? Huh? 305 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:48.720 What do you mean? 306 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:52.839 Am I available? Durovio and Julia? What was I born for? 307 00:18:55.039 --> 00:18:57.559 Be it your office at eight o'clock tonight? Try and 308 00:18:57.759 --> 00:19:01.960 keep me from their bags? Canterern If there's the money, 309 00:19:02.039 --> 00:19:04.640 he rides again, Wait till I get home and tell 310 00:19:04.759 --> 00:19:17.160 Lily Well, I said, I'll get it, Lily, Lily, it happened. 311 00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:17.720 It's happened. 312 00:19:17.880 --> 00:19:19.000 He was thrown off the air. 313 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:21.279 Quiet when you're late. 314 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:22.079 We've got to get to. 315 00:19:22.079 --> 00:19:25.440 The PTA at a Lily listen. Max Colan wants me 316 00:19:25.519 --> 00:19:27.279 to do Romeo. So that's wonderful, Edmund. 317 00:19:27.440 --> 00:19:29.480 Now let's sorry, Samon Martin lets an hour ago. 318 00:19:29.960 --> 00:19:33.000 You don't understand. I can't be bothered without a theatrical snight. 319 00:19:33.359 --> 00:19:34.960 I have to see Max in a few minutes. 320 00:19:35.359 --> 00:19:37.119 And when you can't run out of don't they have 321 00:19:37.240 --> 00:19:38.440 you listed on the program early? 322 00:19:38.519 --> 00:19:42.319 Are you mad? Max wants to see me to night tomorrow, lady, 323 00:19:42.400 --> 00:19:46.839 do late. He may get forty seven's Lawrence Olivier any 324 00:19:46.960 --> 00:19:49.599 other of those young squirts who think they can play Romeo. 325 00:19:49.920 --> 00:19:51.000 But what about the people are. 326 00:19:50.880 --> 00:19:53.400 Coming to see you tonight? I suppose they are unimportable. 327 00:19:53.559 --> 00:19:56.279 Let them see me on Broadway for six sixty without 328 00:19:56.400 --> 00:20:02.640 cold cuts, just fine hands. I mean, I'm in a hurry, 329 00:20:02.839 --> 00:20:05.240 But tomorrow around me, I owe you an insult. 330 00:20:05.640 --> 00:20:07.640 What will I tell the Harrisons and all the people 331 00:20:07.680 --> 00:20:09.000 who are expecting. 332 00:20:08.680 --> 00:20:11.960 All tell him I've been drafted. TL Cad It's almost 333 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:13.920 eight o'clock. I've got see Mac. 334 00:20:23.079 --> 00:20:27.880 Yes, mister Montague will send him right in. I must 335 00:20:27.960 --> 00:20:30.839 be nuts getting involved with that monster again. 336 00:20:31.039 --> 00:20:33.640 The ulcers he caused me the sleepless night. 337 00:20:38.240 --> 00:20:40.480 When I heard Royo Engineer was going to be revived 338 00:20:40.519 --> 00:20:43.039 on Brody. I said, whether I'm it or not, the 339 00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:46.480 best producer in New York is doing it, Maxico. 340 00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:48.400 How could I do it without you? 341 00:20:48.759 --> 00:20:51.720 Edwin? Now, Max, there are lots of other actors who 342 00:20:51.799 --> 00:20:55.920 can play Romeo, I know, but none can play it 343 00:20:56.079 --> 00:21:03.200 like Maurice Evans. No, Mag's duncan who Maurice? Heaven? 344 00:21:03.359 --> 00:21:04.839 That's who I'm getting to play Romeo. 345 00:21:05.559 --> 00:21:12.079 Maurice Evans is playing Romeo? What am I playing? Juliet? No, 346 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:17.079 you're playing a father? I Edwin money, you playing a bit? No? Wait? 347 00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:20.160 Ed when you are too old to play Romeo? Wol Max. 348 00:21:20.319 --> 00:21:23.640 I always thought you'd reach the height of stupid the day, 349 00:21:24.200 --> 00:21:28.640 but I estimated you. You reached new heights. I will 350 00:21:28.720 --> 00:21:29.200 be Romeo. 351 00:21:29.440 --> 00:21:32.519 Oh, for Heaven's sake, ed When when Shakespeare wrote the play, 352 00:21:32.680 --> 00:21:36.359 Romeo was sixteen. If I put you on as Romeo, 353 00:21:36.599 --> 00:21:37.559 people will think it's. 354 00:21:37.440 --> 00:21:43.759 The original company. Why you won? Edwin? Please, let's not 355 00:21:44.039 --> 00:21:46.839 start again. I want you in the play, but give 356 00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:49.480 me a fighting chance, give me a fighting champ, give 357 00:21:49.519 --> 00:21:51.319 me a chance to show you I can do Romeo. 358 00:21:51.720 --> 00:21:54.920 I'll arrange an audition tomorrow. Lilian I am possible. 359 00:21:54.960 --> 00:21:57.799 I'm signing the final papers with Maurice tomorrow morning. 360 00:21:58.000 --> 00:21:59.359 Just let me read it for you. 361 00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:05.359 Hello, oh hello, dear what oh no? 362 00:22:05.720 --> 00:22:07.559 Was that tonight? Yes? 363 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:09.519 Here, yes here, yes, yes right away? 364 00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:11.359 Sorry when that was my wife? 365 00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:13.039 I got a run, Max, if you just head when 366 00:22:13.039 --> 00:22:15.319 I'm late, My wife is dragging me to some horrible 367 00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:18.759 affair tonight, PTA amateur show or something at Public School 368 00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:19.319 thirty seve. 369 00:22:19.480 --> 00:22:21.880 You just hear me, as Romeo when the thing has 370 00:22:21.960 --> 00:22:31.240 started already. Sorry, Oh the stupid, ungrateful PTA Public School 371 00:22:31.359 --> 00:22:38.160 thirty seven, ha ha, Max, you are going to hear me, yes, Romeo. 372 00:22:39.359 --> 00:22:50.839 Oh God, I hope I've been tied. Sorry, mister, you 373 00:22:51.000 --> 00:22:53.960 can't go backstage. It started. I'm on the program. Let 374 00:22:54.000 --> 00:22:56.839 me through. Now here is he Oh oh Sam, I'll 375 00:22:56.880 --> 00:22:59.920 fit you, mister, mounted you your wife is on stage. 376 00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:01.640 She's just finishing that my. 377 00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:05.359 Team knife sting, not the wound it makes lady no 378 00:23:05.599 --> 00:23:07.480 heaven teeth through the blanket. 379 00:23:07.160 --> 00:23:09.960 Of the dog to cry hole Pole. 380 00:23:15.039 --> 00:23:19.000 I'll listen, Sam, you got here edwn Lily. I'm desperate, Sam, 381 00:23:19.119 --> 00:23:21.880 listen Montague, Marta and I go on right now in 382 00:23:21.960 --> 00:23:24.960 the balcony. Sam, please let Lily and me do the scene, 383 00:23:25.119 --> 00:23:29.200 and how dare you I refuse? Damn, I must play Romeo. 384 00:23:29.680 --> 00:23:31.200 My whole career is at take. 385 00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:34.000 I'll buy insurance from you twenty year night. 386 00:23:34.240 --> 00:23:37.960 Now the premium sam letter going on said, shame on you. 387 00:23:38.039 --> 00:23:40.799 Ablen Max is out there. Lily, you must go on 388 00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:44.640 with me. Never he well, I'll do it with Marca. 389 00:23:46.279 --> 00:23:53.160 And now, ladies and gentlemen and friends of the PTA, mister. 390 00:23:53.119 --> 00:23:56.279 Edwin Montague and my wife Martha Harrison will do the 391 00:23:56.400 --> 00:24:10.799 balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet music. That's how what 392 00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:15.359 light too young? The window breaks? It is the east 393 00:24:16.359 --> 00:24:22.200 and Juliet is the sun rise, health fall and killed 394 00:24:22.359 --> 00:24:33.480 the envious moon. Ah, it is my lady, Yes, it 395 00:24:33.799 --> 00:24:44.960 is my love. She speaks, yet she says nothing. Let's 396 00:24:45.039 --> 00:24:50.680 break this of her sheep, what shame star the daylight? 397 00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:56.200 D's a lamp? Oh that I were a glove upon 398 00:24:56.319 --> 00:25:06.599 that hand? My tie? Then touch that cheek yees Oh, 399 00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:16.279 speak again, bright angel, She speaks again. Juliet, by a name, 400 00:25:16.960 --> 00:25:20.519 I know how to tell thee who I am? My name, 401 00:25:20.759 --> 00:25:24.400