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Speaker 1: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another episode of geek

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Verse podcast. I am your host, Taylor Field, and today

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I am here for a late night review of b

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Borderlands movie. This is a highly anticipated requested review. Some

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might say, but I'm alone. No one else wanted to

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take the time of day to see this movie, and

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I will elaborate as to why maybe I should have

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joined them in their footsteps.

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Speaker 2: Maybe not.

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Speaker 1: Am I glad I saw this movie. We're gonna find

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thank you very much. Now, I think as far as

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content that is coming up, I'm gonna show the Alien

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Speaker 2: What else do we got?

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Speaker 1: The newscasts, lots of stuff. We got D twenty three

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dropping this weekend. We'll be covering that a lot of

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cool things are gonna be populating from there. But other

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than that, I think, yeah, it's gonna be a good time.

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So I'm going to get into the non spoilers first,

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and then I'm gonna branch off into the spoilers portion.

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Speaker 2: Of this movie review. To start it off.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't want to say that my excitement was

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kind of sellied a little bit. I feel like, seeing

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all the negativity around it and the zeros and whatnot,

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it definitely made me apprehensive going into this theater.

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Speaker 2: Now, it was a very nice theater.

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Speaker 1: They're climbing seats and everything like that, so that was great,

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But I was trying to be very unbiased, very neutral

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going into this. There are a few things with the

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music that just didn't necessarily stand out. There are a

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couple songs that I really really like and it felt borderlandsy,

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so I liked that they picked those songs and.

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Speaker 2: Threw them in. That was really cool.

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Speaker 1: But my experience personally with when it comes to Borderlands

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is I play a little bit of one, didn't play

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any three, didn't play any presequel, No Tina's Wonderland and

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Borderlandes too. I played the living daylights out of that game.

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Oh my gosh, me and my friends will be playing

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it non stop. I can't remember how many times I

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beat in that campaign. It was just the bees knees.

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I love that game so much. It was so much fun.

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That's kind of what really introduced me to the characters,

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because I know, the first one you're obviously playing is

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Roland and Lilith and these other characters, and you get

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to know clap Trap and so forth. But when you

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go into Borderlands two, those characters become and PCs that

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you're interacting with, and I think that's just a great

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way to kind of keep them incorporated into the story,

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and Claptrap is just he's always a good time being

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one of the main characters in those games narratives. So

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that's kind of where my knowledge is limited, and I

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think that helps because going into this movie, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Have that pre existing.

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Speaker 1: Kind of stance on perspective of what to expect and

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what my expectations are and what to look for.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of Easter eggs that.

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because maybe I don't get to appreciate it as much,

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so that can be a con but I see it

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makes me able to enjoy this a little bit more

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than the majority of people will. There were people that

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were laughing in my theater, and I'm happy to see

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that they're mostly laughing at clap Trap jokes, which is great.

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clap Trap actually really really sounded pretty spot on, actually

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like his character from the game, so I.

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Speaker 2: Can definitely appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: But there's a lot of things. While I said that

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Speaker 2: Okay, they're adding a little bit more in.

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Speaker 1: Here in regards to backstory and just kind of character

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arcs that I think people may not like, they may

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be upset about. And I get that it's a video

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game movie, and video game movies have that trouble of

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changing the narrative, changing the lore or the history, all

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that kind of stuff, So I can understand people's frustration

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when it comes to these characters.

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Speaker 2: And these characters are.

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Speaker 1: Very much, really loved by the community and the fandom,

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so I don't blame them.

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Speaker 2: If I had to again, maybe.

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Speaker 1: At some point rank all these video game movies, I

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think I know where I would put this on that list.

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Speaker 2: I have some that are really really high and then

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Speaker 1: But I think I could place this probably somewhere in

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the middle to lower, because it definitely is not devoid

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of its problems. One thing in particular that bothers me

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when you see this in movies is when you have

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a character talking and they're trying to build up the

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stakes here in this brief scene and something really happens.

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It's tense, but oh, within literally within four seconds, you

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have the scene set up a major like oh my

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god moment and then it's resolved and then it cuts

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to the next scene within a four to five seconds,

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really pulls you out of it, and it just to me,

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it feels like, Okay, that's the kind of movie we have,

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that's the kind of movie.

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Speaker 2: That they were trying to do.

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Speaker 1: It feels rushed, and you're just gonna get consistent more

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scenes like that through throughout the whole film, and I

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don't like that. It's very unfortunate, But I digress. I'm

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trying to think what else I can kind of cover

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here without spoiling it. It was cool to see familiar

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faces again. Like I said, there's lots of stuff in

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here that a fan is going to be able to

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latch onto, and there's gonna be a lot of things

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that they're gonna not be able to appreciate because it's

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just changing the story a little bit. And I don't

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have any grievances with that because Assassin's Creed is a

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similar kind of position where they changed a lot of

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stuff with that movie and kind of drifted from the

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idea of the games and what the characters are you

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try to create your own thing. Big positive though, is

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this movie had great set pieces.

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Speaker 2: Holy smokes.

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Speaker 1: I thought that everything looked really really fun, looked really

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really in touch with that world of being on Pandora.

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I really really appreciate the attention to detail that they

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incorporated the character costumes, though some of it just felt

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like it was a little overly cosplay little bit, not

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that there's anything wrong with that, and maybe it's just

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the aesthetic of this world. It just kind of feels

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that way because I obviously it's the way the tone

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and the saturation is in the games. It has that vibe,

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and so when you're creating that in real life, it

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definitely comes off as being.

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Speaker 2: Cosplay.

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Speaker 1: Like I guess, so I can't really dock at points

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for that, but it is just the way that I

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kind of interpreted. Again, though, the whole scenery of everything,

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the action was really really fun. Really enjoyed that, and

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I think that they had the actors and actresses had

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a lot of fun. At least that's the energy that

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obviously where it feel like, Okay, they're just trying to

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get through this scene and just.

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Speaker 2: Move on with their life.

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Speaker 1: But there was a lot of other sequences that I'm

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not saying like they're given it. They're all like they're

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getting like this is the billion dollar role here or

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anything like that. But I could feel like it wasn't

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totally devoid of effort. There wasn't a lot of passion,

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but it was not devoid of effort. They were trying

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to really like get into that role. And I think

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that all the characters definitely jive well with each other

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on screen. I think Kevin Hart was fun and Jamie

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Lee Curtis was interesting in Kate's character as well. She

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I actually really liked her.

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Speaker 2: So would I see it again? I don't know. That

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get into the spoilers and then

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on whether or not I would see it again. So

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And we are back. So the story here, and this

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is the story that again I'm thinking Hunter Iggy in

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the chat, just me representing geek verse, So shout outs

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to you, my friend. Let's see now, the narrative is

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very different from what I.

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Speaker 2: Am familiar with with Borderlands.

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Speaker 1: Borlands is just filled with vault hunters, and obviously there's

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a little bit more in depth narratives here. And while

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I'm familiar with Borlands too, is handsome Jack and you're

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just trying to deal with the Hyperium Corporation or Hyperion

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Corporation and just got a bazillion guns. The guns factor

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was not really represented much in this movie, and I

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feel kind of bummed out about that. We have Roland

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who's got his signature gun, and then we got Lilith

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who's got her two.

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Speaker 2: Guns, and that was pretty much it. I would have

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loved to have seen a whole array, give me the

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bazillion guns, or they're pulling.

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Speaker 1: Guns out of everything and everywhere and just using them

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Speaker 2: That would have been great. Characters were using.

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Speaker 1: Guns, but it didn't feel unique. It didn't feel like

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it had that Borderlins vibe of bazilion guns. I mean,

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that was something that was lacking.

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Speaker 2: But again, the attention to detail was really really fun.

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Speaker 1: It was really really cool, So I can appreciate it,

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but also I can be upset about it at the

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same time. But the story here goes that we have

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Pandora being a great, luscious planet, and then we have

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basically iridium technology that is left behind by that ancient

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alien race that humanity has been trying to acquire more of.

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on this planet that is highly sought after. All the

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vault hunters are here to get it. So they're on

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the planet trying to get their way, and it's just

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turned into.

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Speaker 2: Chaos and destruction. The planet has just.

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Speaker 1: Been obliterated, essentially turned into a wasteland. And so you

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have Lilith, who is a bounty hunter. And this is

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where I don't know much about her history. I just

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know from border Lands, Okay, there's usually six sirens and

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existence at any given time. Usually they're all drawn to

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do and from my knowledge, I've seen maybe three, but

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I know for sure too. Obviously there's Attle less, and

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those are the only ones I'm familiar with, and excuse

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my lack there of Bordlands lore knowledge. So Lilith gets

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Speaker 2: It's basically her like.

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Speaker 1: They call it Borderlands, but they should just call it

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Lilith the Borderlands Saga or something like that, because this

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is essentially her movie. Well, it starts off with Tina

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and Roland Roland breaking Tina out.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: A lot about Tina's history, so I can't speak to

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this being accurate. But we learn, okay that this character

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who like Atlas, is a real corporation of the game.

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if he is actually a real Borlands character or not,

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but he's claiming to be Tina's father. But really, Tina

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was created in a lab with the DNA from the

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species of the iridium species, and so she was to

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open up a vault because there's this whole concept that

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they come with. Okay, there's the one vault with all

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the iridium technology on Pandora, and it's going to be

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a daughter of a Ridium that's going to open it up,

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and so they were trying to create a descend into

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a female or Ridium child, and they did that, but

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we learned, Okay, she's not actually the one to do it,

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and all in all, after everything's said and done, you

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learn that Lilith is the one that's going to actually

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open this vault and send this on our way through

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this narrative. And that's that's something I kind of expected,

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I guess, because I didn't know or think that there

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was anything super special with Tina. Based on my experience

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with the character, I know Lilith was a siren going

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into this, and maybe that's what they were banking on

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because most of the audience who hasn't played the game

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is going to go see this and not pick up

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on that. So they're going to think, oh, well, Lilith

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is just a regular person. But no, Lilith has these

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powers and it's able to teleport and fly and do

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all these things because she's a Sien, and so she's

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able to tap it into the superpower and that's exactly

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what happens. I for a second thought that maybe they

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were just going to scrap all that and they weren't

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going to incorporate it because ninety percent of the movie

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is her without her powers, and you get the last

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ten percent, which is the final fight where she's just

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going to town and she's insta powerful. She's Captain marvel

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Tier within seconds, where she's just using everything, which is

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kind of funny. But you get scenes with her mother,

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which I don't know if it's her biological mother. You

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get scenes with her. And now Tannas is a borderlines character,

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but we learned that Jamie Lee Curtis, who plays her,

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is kind of the character who took in Lilith and

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was to raise her but just kind of discarded her.

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Speaker 2: And so Lilis was raised by other.

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Speaker 1: Bandits, pirates and whatnot and became a bounty hunter in

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the wake of that. So there's a lot of things

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here that again I'm not sure if that is the

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official lore, but to me, it feels like they're kind

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of creating their own thing. I'm pretty sure Tennis is

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a lot younger in the games, and so this Tennis

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is an older interpretation, and she's obsessed with this one

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vault that you're trying to get into on Pandora.

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Speaker 2: What else do.

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Speaker 1: We have here, we talked about Atlas, Yeah, Patricia Tennis

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and I guess she's in yeah, all of the Yeah

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for Lance three as well, Children of the Vault, the

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New Vault Hunters, so she's appeared quite a bit actually,

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so that's kind of interesting. And then we had Moxie

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up here as well, so that was pretty cool to

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see her.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting that, but.

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Speaker 1: I was definitely super super stoked to see that, being

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an iconic character return with her bar and everything. That

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was a lot of fun and talking to the Atlas

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Lance of Atlas or Crimson Lance, I think what they're called,

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the Atlas Soldiers, just dealing with them. So there were

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some other fun characters are actors that popped in here

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that I wasn't expecting. And so we also got Kreeg.

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Kreeg is someone that came along. He was DLC and

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Borlanz too, I believe, yeah, because remember playing is Sims

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and he was a lot of fun, just a psycho

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that you get to indulge in and play with. And

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so I think they did Creeg really really well. His

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dialogue was really really funny. It's always funny in the games.

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Speaker 2: And whatnot, but.

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Speaker 1: This is where they've rushed some things, because at the

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very start, when you have Roland breaking Tina out of

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her vault, all of a sudden, the cycle door bursts

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off the vault and Kreeg walks out and just talking

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not mumbo jumbo and attacks a few Crimson Lance agents

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and then just agrees to help Roland and Tina.

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Speaker 2: That's that, and we continued.

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Speaker 1: On, and that's how it kind of feels throughout this

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film because we get obviously Lilith, who's trying to capture

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Tina bring Tina back to Atlas before she turns over

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to the good side. Roland shows up points the gun

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at Lilith after they had just fought off a bunch

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of Crimson Lance soldiers, and it's just weird because Lilith

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has says a few pieces of dialogue like, hey, what

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happened back there? I'm on the WANTA posters now too.

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I'm paraphrasing, of course, and so Roland just drops his

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gun and says, Okay, we're all on the same team now.

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It's like, what, really, this woman is a bounty hunter.

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She was just here to take away your Uh You're like,

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I don't want to call her an asset, but like

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you're like Tina, the girl you're protecting, and you're just

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willing to just turn your back towards her now and

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trust her like I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It was just very forgiving.

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Speaker 1: And that's just one of the things that really progressed

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this forward. Lilith also being a siren and having the

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ability to detect all of a sudden, where one of

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the key pieces to open the vault is is they

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were they got past all of these psychos and then

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they were in this huge storage warehouse and there's a

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key that they're looking for in thousands of boxes Indiana

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Jones warehouse style, and Lilith just all of a sudden

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senses it.

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Speaker 2: It's like, hey, guys, I found it again.

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Speaker 1: It's just another one of those things that I feel

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like that they just rushed and they just want to

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to get through it and throw this in here a

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plot device, and here we go continuing on our merry way.

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Speaker 2: It was unfortunate that they did that.

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Speaker 1: I just I wish that they took their time, because

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I don't want to say that it's not got any soul,

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it doesn't have any passion, but it feels like they

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did things just because they knew they needed to tie

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it into what the fandom likes and what the fandom

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is familiar with. So just because you incorporate these characters

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and you can make a familiar setting.

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Speaker 2: And set the stage and the.

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Speaker 1: Whole sequence, the whole movie basically being Borderlands like, it

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doesn't mean that it's going to capture the support of

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that fandom when you start speeding along, because you got

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to have a good a good story. You got to

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have good writing for these characters. And so just because

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you have these cosmetic, cosmetically looking characters from the in there,

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it's not going to do you justice. It's not good enough.

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You have to make sure that you're writing them well.

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You have to make sure that they're delivering on all

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fronts as well. So that's something that really does pull

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me out a little bit, and I wish that some

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of these characters were written a little bit better. I

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don't need them to be like top tier or anything

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like that.

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Speaker 2: I just it's a Borderlines movie.

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Speaker 1: I understand it's gonna be a little wonky, and maybe

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at the end of the day, coming off of Deadpool

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and Wolverine, that's got its hand at play here because

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there's a lot of jokes in here that just don't

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work for me. They're trying to make you laugh, and

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I'm really not laughing. And it's not that it's trying

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to break the fourth wall, but they're definitely doing certain

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things that are in the same limelight as Deadpool and

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Wolverine in terms of humor, where they're trying to be funny,

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but it's just not working. It just doesn't crack it

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for me. That makes that people were laughing in my theater,

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so I can respect that, and I'm glad that some

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people enjoyed.

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Speaker 2: It, but overly it was not like for the whole movie.

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Speaker 1: There was a lot of jokes and the laughing was

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not consistent, so that is unfortunate.

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Speaker 2: But like I said, the effects were great.

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Speaker 1: There was some stuff that it was a little bit questionable,

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but most of the cgi I was pretty good. Practical

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effects were nice, and so I can really really appreciate

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what they were trying to do in certain fronts. So

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the action and the choreography really really enjoyed that. But

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at its core, I just I don't feel like we're

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gonna be running to rewatch this movie. I might make

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the geeks watch it. I might make that my Golden

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Geeks pick for maybe worse movie, depending on what other

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ones we got out to check my movie list on

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letter box and see. But maybe I can force the

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other geeks to watch this just so.

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Speaker 2: They can get it out of their system.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't really have much else to add

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to this review. It's a very very basic storyline where

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they need to get to their destination, get to the

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vault before the bad guys do and oh you know,

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we're gonna randomly come together our ragtag team and now

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we're a family and now we're a group. Oh amazing,

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and that's that. And yeah, just that narrative, but rushed

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and expedited a little bit faster. So I'm not super

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happy with it. I wish that this was a little

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bit better. And like I said, I was going in unbiased.

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I was trying not to let the zeros hit me hard.

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But I think that I can understand why this movie

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has some zeros. I'm not gonna give it a zero today,

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but I don't think I'm gonna pass it. I feel

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like if it had just a little bit more mph

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and a little bit more passion involved, then maybe I

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could give it something, But I think I'm gonna go

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a four out of ten on this. I enjoyed it

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enough to give it that high of a rating, So

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there's that. But whether it's my lack there of knowledge

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and lore on the games that prevents me from appreciating

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a lot of the extra detail that they put into this,

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or the fact that it's my lack there of knowledge

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that that really allows me to appreciate it to that point,

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I mean, it's hard to say, but yeah, four out

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of ten is where I'm gonna where I'm gonna stand

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with it shows to.

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Speaker 2: Sam and the chat, well, tune out when spoilers start.

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Speaker 1: Well, lucky for you, spoilers did start, but I'm basically

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at the end of my review, so you can tune

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into the beginning. I think it's the first eight minutes

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I get into the non spoilers. Worth spending the money

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in cinema? Oh I no, No, it wasn't worth spending

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the money in cinema, unfortunately, and I wish it was

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the only Like I said before, like they do a

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great job at the set pieces, and they really really

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did add a lot of detail to the visuals, but

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it's not enough to you really pull me in, and

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again I saw on theaters because I wanted to review it.

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But yeah, if I had to recommend it that you're

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gonna drop like you're fifteen or thirteen hard earned dollars

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on a movie like this, I don't think. So I

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would honestly say, go see Deadpool and Wolverine again. If

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you've already seen that, spend the fifteen bucks to go

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see that movie again, because you'll walk out feeling super

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satisfied and enjoy it even more than you would going

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into seeing this. So maybe that's a very a bold statement,

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but that's how I feel. I'm glad I did see

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it though, so I could review it. But I could

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have easily seen myself saying, hey, you know what, let's

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just skip over or to the Wolverine and Deadpool showing

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or Deadpool Wolverine showing playing in the.

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Speaker 2: Theater next door. So that's that.

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Speaker 1: But if you're a huge Borderlines fan and you, I

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mean you love the franchise, then yeah, I go see it.

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Like I'm a huge Assassine Creed fan, so I of

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course I had to go see that movie in theaters

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because you're getting your favorite franchise blasted on the big screens,

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so I'm not going to argue with you on that.

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But if you are, you know, you played a couple

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of the games, you're sort of an average fan. Or

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if you have not played any of the games, I

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think you can put your money elsewhere and benefit more

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greatly from that decision.

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Speaker 2: But I digress. That's it. That's all I'm gonna speak

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to tonight. So I hope you enjoyed it.

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Speaker 1: I hope that my review helps you formulate a decision

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to whether you want to see it or not, or

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you're just gonna let it blow away in the wind

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and be forgotten.

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Speaker 2: It's up to you.

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Speaker 1: But until then, I will see you in the search bar,

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and thanks for tuning in.

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Speaker 2: Have a good one.

