Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a Friday and ass Doctor Jesse Friday, somebody
Speaker 1: wants to talk about World War Two, dog fights, cups
Speaker 1: of costs, were killers, These killers who write everything down
Speaker 1: the manifestos, my political arc if you will. All that
Speaker 1: and so much more coming up on the world Famous
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. I'm going to get to this one
Speaker 1: right off the bat, Jesse, what is to deal with
Speaker 1: writing a manifesto? Manifesto? Why do killers write a manifesto
Speaker 1: describing why they're going to commit mass destruction or murder?
Speaker 1: Is this something they learned to do in college or something?
Speaker 1: Why bother with a manifesto? I'm just curious, Okay, So
Speaker 1: there is something that is very very real for all
Speaker 1: human beings. This is about all of us, you and
Speaker 1: me and everybody. People want to feel heard. They want
Speaker 1: to feel important in some way. I don't mean necessarily
Speaker 1: fame or something like that, but all human beings, all
Speaker 1: of them, men, women, children, They want to feel like
Speaker 1: they have a voice. They want to feel some amount
Speaker 1: of power, some amount of power of control over the
Speaker 1: things in their lives. And if you manipulate that in
Speaker 1: really really terrible ways you can end up with what
Speaker 1: happens with so many of these mass shooters, so many
Speaker 1: of these killers. You see Columbine, it's something if you're
Speaker 1: young enough, you weren't even alive because this was so
Speaker 1: many years ago. Chris, wasn't Columbine the nineties? I forget.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was the nineties, But anyway, I
Speaker 1: was a kid. Wouldn't Columbine happened? I was young anyway?
Speaker 1: And Chris said ninety nine, okay, yeah, it was the
Speaker 1: year I graduated high school? Was Columbine. Now again, it's
Speaker 1: so weird because our world has changed so much in
Speaker 1: the last twenty six years. Before Colinbine, it's not as
Speaker 1: if there wasn't ever a mass shooting, but it really
Speaker 1: was almost unheard of. It was almost completely unheard of.
Speaker 1: It just is not one of those things that happened.
Speaker 1: And then after Colinbine, they're all the time. Now, let's
Speaker 1: be honest, it's every year. There will be generally multiple
Speaker 1: year with various degrees of death, right, but there are
Speaker 1: multiple a year. What happened, Well, a really horrible toxic
Speaker 1: stew of things happened at once that has created this
Speaker 1: mass shooting culture. So we're not going to go into
Speaker 1: all of it, the medications there on, and I'm not
Speaker 1: even going to go into the communist aspect of it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to set all that stuff aside here. One
Speaker 1: of the worst parts of it was the Colin Bine
Speaker 1: school shooters were made instantly famous, instantly, I could tell
Speaker 1: you right now, and I will not even though you
Speaker 1: already know it. I could tell you their names off
Speaker 1: the top of my head right now because after that
Speaker 1: horrible school shooting, it was such a shock. I'm not
Speaker 1: even blaming the media or anyone on the left or right.
Speaker 1: It was such a shock. It was such a sea change. Wait,
Speaker 1: a bunch of school kids got mowed down by their classmates.
Speaker 1: It was such a shock that it was all the
Speaker 1: news could talk about. And I was a young man, right,
Speaker 1: a teenager at seventeen, eighteen years old. It was all
Speaker 1: you could see on the television forever. It seemed like
Speaker 1: for a year. You would see their names, you would
Speaker 1: see their faces, they had the pictures of them up.
Speaker 1: They would be interviewing the victims and talk about the parents,
Speaker 1: and those guys became famous immediately. Well, now let's talk
Speaker 1: about how twist it up in evil you have to
Speaker 1: be to decide you want to murder other human beings,
Speaker 1: oftentimes indiscriminately. You are angry for, maybe you are bullied.
Speaker 1: I will always believe, most often that these people are
Speaker 1: demon possessed in some way. Demons are real. When you
Speaker 1: read a story about a mother drowning or babies in
Speaker 1: a bathtub, almost universally she will talk about the voices
Speaker 1: in her head telling you to do so. Those are demons, right.
Speaker 1: I believe that it's again a mixture of a bunch
Speaker 1: of things. You hate your life, you're angry, your whatever,
Speaker 1: and now you want to hurt people. Well, not only
Speaker 1: do you want to hurt people. This publicity culture we
Speaker 1: have now it gives you the ability to hurt people,
Speaker 1: to hurt people publicly, and to get famous for it. Now,
Speaker 1: if you're some mentally ill, demonic loser who hates everything,
Speaker 1: you've decided to become murderous. You decided you want to
Speaker 1: murder people. Being famous, even if it's famous in death,
Speaker 1: even if it's fame, you will never see being famous.
Speaker 1: It's very very appealing. And maybe you're the type of
Speaker 1: person before the fame came with it. Maybe you're the
Speaker 1: type of person who wouldn't have actually gone through with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah you hate your classmates or your teacher, or your
Speaker 1: mob or whatever it is, and yeah you want to
Speaker 1: kill them, but you you didn't have the little nudge
Speaker 1: to push you over the edge to do it. Time
Speaker 1: after time after time after time after time, we see this. Now,
Speaker 1: they write it down, they talk about it, they want
Speaker 1: to do it, they end up doing it. The final
Speaker 1: nudge is the fact that they will become known and famous.
Speaker 1: And even if you say to yourself right now, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're so common, you'll only be famous for twenty
Speaker 1: four hours, and then everyone will forget. That's twenty four
Speaker 1: hours longer than that person has felt relevant and important
Speaker 1: for the entirety of their lives. For twenty four hours,
Speaker 1: people will know their names. And it's why I have
Speaker 1: a rule, and I try the best I can to
Speaker 1: stick with it. I am not perfect. I know I've
Speaker 1: screwed it up in the past. I don't say their names.
Speaker 1: I do not do it. I have always believed that
Speaker 1: that should be a national policy. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: say a national law, because you really don't want to
Speaker 1: start making vas about things like that. I think it
Speaker 1: should become an understandable part of our culture where everybody
Speaker 1: talked about a major news organizations, you on social media, blogs,
Speaker 1: you name it. I think there should be an embargo
Speaker 1: on naming these people because that is the difference. That's
Speaker 1: why it ramped up. The first guys who did it
Speaker 1: in Columbine got mega famous and got mega famous for
Speaker 1: a long time. And if you're at home and you
Speaker 1: feel like you have nothing to lose and you're demonic
Speaker 1: and you get your hands on a weapon, whoa one
Speaker 1: day's worth of fame while taking out all that anger
Speaker 1: can make the difference. And that's why they write everything down. Two.
Speaker 1: They want you to know. They want you to find
Speaker 1: these things. They want you to find their notebook. They're manifesto.
Speaker 1: I'm mad at my dad, I'm mad at this Christian school,
Speaker 1: I'm mad at Republicans, I'm mad at They want you
Speaker 1: to know it, and they want it read aloud on
Speaker 1: CNN at night. It's what finally pushes them over the
Speaker 1: edge to do it. You would have a fraction, a
Speaker 1: tiny fraction of the school shootings if these kids didn't
Speaker 1: get famos us for a day. But I don't want
Speaker 1: to say society today, because society has always been this way.
Speaker 1: Every period of time in history is the same way.
Speaker 1: If it bleeds, it leads. That's what they say in
Speaker 1: the media, feel good stories. You know, every single local
Speaker 1: newscast in the country. I guarantee you have a local
Speaker 1: news station in your area that tries this. Every newscast
Speaker 1: tries to do a once a week. It's it's feel
Speaker 1: good Fridays, and they'll highlight some lady who works at
Speaker 1: a soup can soup kitchen hand and out, or famous
Speaker 1: biscuits every day and let's introduce Gwen and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: You know what. It's the lowest rated thing they do
Speaker 1: all week, every single time. Because we human beings, we
Speaker 1: want to see the bombs and the bullets and the blood,
Speaker 1: the tragedy. It's a part of how we're made. I
Speaker 1: don't I'm not absolving myself from that. We were supposed
Speaker 1: to go see a movie later on tonight. That new
Speaker 1: Christian movie King of Kings is supposed to be wonderful.
Speaker 1: I've heard it's really wonderful. Hey, Chris, you going And
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, but we were supposed to go see King
Speaker 1: of Kings later on tonight Bob got the flu, so
Speaker 1: now we don't have to go. I'm thrilled about it.
Speaker 1: Why no one's getting shot. And it's a great movie, right,
Speaker 1: it's a good message and you should go see it.
Speaker 1: And I will go see it because I want to
Speaker 1: give them my business. I just can't do it tonight
Speaker 1: because ab is sick. But they don't want to go
Speaker 1: see a movie about Jesus. I want to go see.
Speaker 1: I think there's a new movie out called Warfare. I
Speaker 1: know there's a movie out called working Man where we're
Speaker 1: a good guy who knows a bunch of special forts
Speaker 1: and stuff ends up murdering a bunch of bad guys. Blood.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to see. I'm guilty, pointing fingers
Speaker 1: right here. That's who we are. And so the news
Speaker 1: when one of these things happen, they love it because
Speaker 1: you love it because I And that's the sadness of it. Right.
Speaker 1: Let's get off of that. Let's talk about dog fights,
Speaker 1: my political journey, many many other things still to come. Oh,
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Speaker 1: quick question about World War two dog fights? What are
Speaker 1: your thoughts? I don't know why you would ask me
Speaker 1: about flight and things like that when you should be
Speaker 1: asking Gail Kane. And I'm so proud of us.
Speaker 2: I really am proud of me because I never in
Speaker 2: a gazillion years thought I could do this, and I
Speaker 2: just saw video of us walking up the I don't
Speaker 2: want to call plank, but what's the proper? What's the proper?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 3: You gotta trust in yourself on this journey and then
Speaker 3: you're feeling in love when you come down for sure,
Speaker 3: and you're feeling fast strength. So I feel really connected
Speaker 3: to that strong, divine feminine right now.
Speaker 1: I sailed on my first try.
Speaker 3: I just let the boat do the work.
Speaker 1: That was my secret. I'm sorry, It's never gonna stop
Speaker 1: being funny anyway. A right, So I don't have a
Speaker 1: lot of thoughts on dog fights. Actually I take that back.
Speaker 1: I have tons of thoughts on dogfights. But I am
Speaker 1: not a pilot. Okay, so I need to stress that
Speaker 1: that I am not a pilot. But I am, however,
Speaker 1: a dude who's obsessed with warfare like every other dude is.
Speaker 1: And one thing that I have learned is there's a
Speaker 1: lot that goes into this stuff. I have a I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see how delicate I can be answering this question.
Speaker 1: I have somebody I know very well who is a
Speaker 1: current fighter pilot, like a big boy type, and to
Speaker 1: hear him discuss it is fascinating. And we were having
Speaker 1: to talk about this, about who wins, who doesn't win,
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and in fact, we were talking
Speaker 1: about different kinds of jets. We were discussing our new
Speaker 1: F thirty five versus this jet or that jet, and
Speaker 1: he said, you know what F thirty five buys me?
Speaker 1: I said, what he says about a quarter of a second.
Speaker 1: And I said, okay, so you're not that impressed. He said, no, No,
Speaker 1: A quarter of a second's everything. A quarter of a
Speaker 1: second's me winning, and you die. It buys me time
Speaker 1: you don't have. And a quarter of a second is
Speaker 1: the difference between me being alive and you dying. So
Speaker 1: I am actually going to I'll tell you what. I'll
Speaker 1: give you a podcast that's not even mine that I'm
Speaker 1: warning you now it might bore you, but you might
Speaker 1: out on it. Elon Musk, who you obviously know. Elon
Speaker 1: Musk is brilliant and beyond belief when it comes to
Speaker 1: flights and engines and rockets. He's just one of these types. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know who Dan Carlin is. Dan Carlin does a
Speaker 1: bunch of history podcasts. Maybe you've listened to him, maybe
Speaker 1: you haven't. Whatever, it doesn't matter. But Dan Carlin, I
Speaker 1: can't point to you. I can't give you a link
Speaker 1: because I don't know it. I don't have it in
Speaker 1: front of me, So don't email me asking me to
Speaker 1: do the work for you. Go find it. Dan Carlin
Speaker 1: did a podcast with Elon Musk, and their topic of
Speaker 1: discussion was it was actually about World War two planes
Speaker 1: and things like that. And if you're not a reader,
Speaker 1: I prefer to read this stuff. But if you're not
Speaker 1: a reader and you want something kind of fed to
Speaker 1: you audibly, which you probably enjoy, right, Otherwise he wouldn't
Speaker 1: be listening to me, go download that. It's free, if
Speaker 1: I remember right, it's free, at least it was. They
Speaker 1: describe things or Elon really does the heavy lifting, but
Speaker 1: describing things that I honestly didn't even think of before.
Speaker 1: There are planes, there are engines that they do really
Speaker 1: really well up until they get too high, and then
Speaker 1: they don't do well at a certain altitude. There are
Speaker 1: planes that do better when they're diving versus planes that
Speaker 1: can only rise so fast, like little things that non
Speaker 1: pilots like me. Again, I know, I'm a lay person.
Speaker 1: I know we have a bunch of pilots who actually listen,
Speaker 1: commercial rate line pilots and fighter pilots. So don't email
Speaker 1: me and yell at me because I'm an idiot. I know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but there are more things that go
Speaker 1: into it than you can imagine. This plane was great,
Speaker 1: but at a certain point it wouldn't work well if
Speaker 1: you were trying to do this with it because it
Speaker 1: couldn't dive. It's that angle. And they'll just talk endlessly.
Speaker 1: You can nerd out about the different types of planes,
Speaker 1: the different engines. Why was this one great? Why did
Speaker 1: this one usually beat this one but this one lost
Speaker 1: to that one. I will compare it in this way,
Speaker 1: very very very much to a styles make fights type thing,
Speaker 1: like an MMA, a UFC type thing, where one guy,
Speaker 1: maybe his style is just uniquely tailored to beat the
Speaker 1: guy across from him, but he can't beat the next guy,
Speaker 1: who isn't necessarily better, he just has a different style.
Speaker 1: So there's all kinds of different planes and wild things.
Speaker 1: But also there's a second part of this, which I
Speaker 1: really love. Pilot skill seemed to be it seemed to
Speaker 1: be from everything I've read on it, seventy five percent
Speaker 1: of it, sixty seventy five percent of it. Have you
Speaker 1: ever remember these Medal of Honor citations we do every Monday.
Speaker 1: We've done ones on pilots before, and the numbers are
Speaker 1: a little eye popping sometimes, right when you see, wait,
Speaker 1: one of our fighters went up and just he just
Speaker 1: shot down six planes. What was every what were they
Speaker 1: all doing? He would just charge Our pilots would just
Speaker 1: charge one guy. He would charge twenty planes and he
Speaker 1: wouldn't even die. I mean a lot of our guys
Speaker 1: did dive. It wouldn't even die. He just mowed through six,
Speaker 1: seven guys. He was so much better than the pilots.
Speaker 1: He was facing so much more experience because America had
Speaker 1: a really, really, really smart training cycle. We would take
Speaker 1: our best pilots and instead of leaving them out there
Speaker 1: untill they die, we would cycle them back into America
Speaker 1: to train the next generation. With all that experience, we
Speaker 1: just had better pilots and we would just mow through
Speaker 1: the other side. Mo through the other side. Anyway, those
Speaker 1: are my thoughts on dogfighting. Let's talk about Congress and coffee. Next.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. And
Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse Friday. Before I get back to the questions, Uh,
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris brought up the Medal of Honor citation
Speaker 1: We read one time for Marine Corps pilot in World
Speaker 1: War two Pacific James Elms sweat And I thought, even
Speaker 1: though it's not Monday, I thought, just to kind of
Speaker 1: prove a point about the fighter pilot thing, I thought
Speaker 1: maybe we should do a little mini Friday edition. What
Speaker 1: do you think? Oh, by the way, man is still
Speaker 1: alive to this day? Chris said, he's over one hundred
Speaker 1: one oh two. He's one o two, Chris, Chris, he's
Speaker 1: actually dead. Did I just announce to everybody I'm Live
Speaker 1: radio that the man is alive? And he's dead, Chris.
Speaker 1: He died in two thousand and nine, so he's been
Speaker 1: dead for a long time. It's like he's not even
Speaker 1: a little bit dead. It's not that they can pull
Speaker 1: out the paddles and shock him back to life. He's
Speaker 1: actually been dead for almost two decades, and I just
Speaker 1: told everyone he was alive. This is this is what
Speaker 1: I work with here, honoring those he went above and beyond.
Speaker 1: It's Medal of Honor Monday. This is for a James
Speaker 1: Elms Sweat born in Seattle, Washington. Also he is dead
Speaker 1: for extraordinary heroism and personal valor above and beyond the
Speaker 1: call of duty. As Division leader of Marine Fighting Squadron
Speaker 1: two to two one with Marine air Aircraft Group twelve,
Speaker 1: first Marine Aircraft Wing in action against enemy Japanese aerial
Speaker 1: forces in the Solomon Islands area, seventh of April nineteen
Speaker 1: forty three. In a daring flight to intercept a wave
Speaker 1: of one hundred and fifty Japanese planes, League First Lieutenant
Speaker 1: Sweat unhesitatingly hurled his four plane division into action against
Speaker 1: a formation of fifteen enemy bombers and personally exploded three
Speaker 1: hostile planes in mid air with accurate and deadly fire
Speaker 1: during his dive, although separated from his division. While clearing
Speaker 1: the heavy concentration of anti aircraft fire, he boldly attacked
Speaker 1: six enemy bombers, engaged the first four in turn, and
Speaker 1: unaided shot down all in flames, exhausting his ammunition. As
Speaker 1: he closed to the fifth enemy Japanese bomber, he relentlessly
Speaker 1: drove his attack against terrific opposition, which partially disabled his engine,
Speaker 1: shattered the windscreen, and slashed his face. In spite of this,
Speaker 1: he brought his battered plane down with skillful precision in
Speaker 1: the water off Tu Loggi without further injury. The superb
Speaker 1: airmanship in tenacious fighting spirit which enabled First Lieutenant Swept
Speaker 1: to destroy seven enemy bombers in a single flight, were
Speaker 1: in keeping with the highest traditions of US naval serviants.
Speaker 1: And I believe, if memory serves me, that it was
Speaker 1: actually some tribesmen, some natives in canoes who went and
Speaker 1: got him on an underrated I bet you there are
Speaker 1: good books written about this. I've only read books that
Speaker 1: weren't about it, who talked about it an underrated part
Speaker 1: of World War Two in the Pacific were all these
Speaker 1: islands the Japanese would take over all these islands, but
Speaker 1: they didn't own every square inch of the island. There
Speaker 1: were oftentimes tribal peoples tribes who were on the island
Speaker 1: who didn't like the horrible Japanese oppression. Because you can
Speaker 1: imagine how the Japanese would treat tribal peoples when they
Speaker 1: ran into them, and they would aid the various British
Speaker 1: and American guerrilla fighters. They would give us information, they
Speaker 1: would rescue our guys, they would I mean, it's a
Speaker 1: really cool part of World War Two. I'm surprised. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised they haven't made a movie over something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh well, hollyw would have probably screwed it up anyway. Jesse,
Speaker 1: I know you grew up Republican but not overly political,
Speaker 1: and later ran for Congress as a conservative. But at
Speaker 1: what point did you finally get the whole picture and
Speaker 1: become a true anti communist? How did this transition happen
Speaker 1: for I know you're mentally slow, so it gives me
Speaker 1: hope for others. Just kidding, Thanks for sharing your experience. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here's kind of my story for those who are
Speaker 1: new to the show, and I realized there are many
Speaker 1: that are new to the show. So, like he said,
Speaker 1: I did not grow up in a highly political household.
Speaker 1: We were just a construction family. That's all we did.
Speaker 1: We were patriotic, though there was always that aspect to it.
Speaker 1: And as I've said, the only political conversation I can
Speaker 1: ever remember having with my parents was I asked my
Speaker 1: dad once when I was I think it was kindergarten, Hey,
Speaker 1: are we Democrats or Republicans? And he said, we're Republicans.
Speaker 1: And that's the only thing he ever said. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: the way it went. But we weren't hugely political. I
Speaker 1: have always been a history freak, even as a child,
Speaker 1: a small child, I was that nerd reading books. Read.
Speaker 1: I love to read. I've always loved to read, hoovering
Speaker 1: up as much of that stuff as I could, and
Speaker 1: join the Marines. Still not hugely political. I'm a Republican
Speaker 1: at this point, but still not hugely political. I get
Speaker 1: out of the Marines after four years, still not hugely political.
Speaker 1: I go back to work in construction. I'm working out
Speaker 1: of town. I'm working in a place called Ajo, Arizona. Ajo,
Speaker 1: this tiny little town we're living in Tucson, Arizona. At
Speaker 1: the time, aub and I, and I have all this
Speaker 1: extra time on the road, all this time on the roads.
Speaker 1: I'm driving out of town. I've got this construction job.
Speaker 1: So I start consuming books on tape and more political
Speaker 1: radio just because it happened to be on at the time.
Speaker 1: And I start consuming this stuff, and I start to
Speaker 1: feel obligated to get involved politically. That's really what really
Speaker 1: sparked my interest in it. I didn't like what was
Speaker 1: happening to the country. I really did not like Barack Obama,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to get involved. So I ran for
Speaker 1: Congress twice. I don't know, I'd never been in office,
Speaker 1: I'd never run for anything, but I was just mad.
Speaker 1: Turns out I wasn't bad at it. I won the
Speaker 1: Republican nomination twice for Congress. Can you believe that I
Speaker 1: almost won the actual congressional seat. It was four thousand
Speaker 1: votes separated Gabrielle Gifford's and I. So it was this
Speaker 1: huge political run. Why after I get done losing, I
Speaker 1: went back to DC for a year, worked in politics
Speaker 1: for a year, hated living in that rude blue dump,
Speaker 1: and I moved to Texas and just kind of walked
Speaker 1: away from politics. Really completely. For the most part, I
Speaker 1: still followed it and read and stuff like that, but
Speaker 1: I was selling RVs. I was just this is my
Speaker 1: last job before I started doing this, just in the
Speaker 1: regular civilian world, trying to pay the bills and make
Speaker 1: ends meet, same way you're doing. I kept getting angrier
Speaker 1: and angrier at really both sides, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: at the destruction of the country, about how they would
Speaker 1: just tear through everything and spend all this money and
Speaker 1: open and do all these nakedly corrupt things. I got
Speaker 1: so angry that I couldn't freaking stand it. And then
Speaker 1: if you're asking when I came from, how I came
Speaker 1: from more of a traditional conservative to hardcore anti communists,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a big adjustment. By the way,
Speaker 1: I don't know that I moved that much. If you
Speaker 1: look at old videos of young Jesse running for Congress,
Speaker 1: it said the same thing back then. It was twenty
Speaker 1: years ago, well fifteen years ago, said the same stuff
Speaker 1: back then. I say, now, I haven't changed that much.
Speaker 1: But what I did wake up to was this, for
Speaker 1: the longest time I had i'd kind of gone along
Speaker 1: with the traditional notion that they're just misguided. They're just misguided. Sure,
Speaker 1: there are some bad people, but they're just naive. This
Speaker 1: one's just misguided. They're not this. But that didn't add
Speaker 1: up after long, after a long enough time, it didn't
Speaker 1: add up that they were just misguided. So I decided
Speaker 1: to in my own life, and you can do this.
Speaker 1: I decided to test something. It's good to test things.
Speaker 1: This was my test. Okay, if I instead of thinking
Speaker 1: they're misguided, if I instead if I think they're evil
Speaker 1: and they're destroying things on purpose, does that offer a
Speaker 1: better explanation for what I'm seeing? And as soon as
Speaker 1: I got to that point, what if I just assume
Speaker 1: that they're intentionally destroying everything they touch? As soon as
Speaker 1: I put that to the test, it was like scales
Speaker 1: fell from my eyes. It was obviously intentional. It wasn't
Speaker 1: a whoopsie, it wasn't an accident. These people really genuinely
Speaker 1: don't like America, and they really do think they're the
Speaker 1: good guys by trying to destroy it. That's how democrats think.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's how I got here. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Hang on, it is Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday,
Speaker 1: and I can't believe I have to have this conversation
Speaker 1: before I get back to the emails. But Jewish producer
Speaker 1: Chris during the break, I honestly, I thought he was
Speaker 1: doing a bit for a minute, but he wasn't doing
Speaker 1: a bit. Remember during the last segment when I said
Speaker 1: the scales fell from my eyes on my life, Chris
Speaker 1: asked me what that meant? What does that mean? What
Speaker 1: does that mean? I don't understand what it meant. Chris.
Speaker 1: Allow me to explain, because there is this thing out
Speaker 1: there that you might be unfamiliar with. And now I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about shellfish. It's called the New Testament, Chris, Okay,
Speaker 1: so now listen, I'm just explaining how it's going. There
Speaker 1: was a man by the name of Saul. No, no, no, Chris, No,
Speaker 1: you don't get to do the I know thing now. Now.
Speaker 1: Saul he didn't like Christians and he was participating in
Speaker 1: the murder of Christians. Saul was eventually struck with blindness
Speaker 1: by God himself. And then after an encounter the quote
Speaker 1: scales fell from his eyes and he could see again.
Speaker 1: I won't go into the whole, you know, after he
Speaker 1: ran into an encounter. Well, the encounter happened. Then he
Speaker 1: got blind, and then he had to go do this thing,
Speaker 1: and then the scale, the scales fell from his eyes.
Speaker 1: How do you not know this story? Even though you're
Speaker 1: a Jew? How do you not know this story? Everyone
Speaker 1: knows the story. All the scales in his eyes don't
Speaker 1: make any sense. Do you think that's maybe too far
Speaker 1: for God? I think that he could put whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't know what kind of biblical interpretation. Maybe he had cataracts. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Chris, I'm not the god of the universe.
Speaker 1: Maybe I can ask him one day. Okay, Jessey, you
Speaker 1: pride yourself on being the menu whisper and definer of
Speaker 1: what is good and disgusting, Yet you have no affinity
Speaker 1: for good or bad coffee. You might even think it's
Speaker 1: possible not to tell the difference. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want you to buy COMMI coffee,
Speaker 1: But I challenge you to buy an Americano from Starbucks,
Speaker 1: basically a cup of coffee. If you can't agree with
Speaker 1: me that it's the worst cup of coffee you will
Speaker 1: ever drink, then you could probably drink battery acid. Just fine.
Speaker 1: His name is Lance. Look here's my only experience with
Speaker 1: an Americano. I don't know what it is, okay. And
Speaker 1: the last time I had to go get my car serviced,
Speaker 1: they have a coffee machine in there. And I went
Speaker 1: up to the coffee machine. Then it was one of
Speaker 1: those big fancy ones the coffee places have where you
Speaker 1: put the cup under it and then you have to
Speaker 1: pick what kind you want on the screen. And it
Speaker 1: was all weird stuff. It was all It was all,
Speaker 1: would you like an espresso? So mulcabato about that? Did
Speaker 1: do or whatever? And I just wanted a cup of coffee. Okay,
Speaker 1: That's all I wanted, is a cup of coffee. And
Speaker 1: I turned to the woman who was restocking the Cheetos
Speaker 1: and I said, lady, how do I just get a
Speaker 1: cup of coffee from this machine? Because there was no
Speaker 1: on my life, there was no button that just said coffee.
Speaker 1: And she said, oh, that's an Americano. And so I
Speaker 1: beat beetpeep, I pressed a button. If that's coffee, count
Speaker 1: me out. It was awful, absolutely awful. What Chris Americano
Speaker 1: is a watered down espresso? Well it's not coffee, it's
Speaker 1: not coffee, right, that doesn't count Chris, do our espresso
Speaker 1: beans and coffee beans different beans? They're not different beans
Speaker 1: the same beans. Look at how smart I am. I'm
Speaker 1: learning so much now, there you and your stupid coffee grinders. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? I've wondered this too,
Speaker 1: because it wouldn't make sense that they do have belly buttons.
Speaker 1: But here's the problem with it. I don't think we're
Speaker 1: ever gonna find out. No here, no hear me out.
Speaker 1: We get to Heaven, then, obviously God's going to be
Speaker 1: pretty understanding. I have questions. I want to know how
Speaker 1: big the dinosaurs really were. I want to like, I
Speaker 1: want to know things. Am I allowed to fly like
Speaker 1: I want? I want? I want these important things. But
Speaker 1: you know what I don't think is going to be
Speaker 1: appropriate strolling up to Eve and saying, hey, I want
Speaker 1: to see I want to say what you can't do that?
Speaker 1: Adam will probably be right there? What Chris? What Chris
Speaker 1: has said? Who's to say? She's not still wearing leaves.
Speaker 1: She's going to be covered up, Chris. It's heaven, okay,
Speaker 1: not Marty Gras, all right, She's going to be dressed
Speaker 1: appropriately in heaven. She's gonna be covered. And now what
Speaker 1: if you pass Eve in the chow hal every morning,
Speaker 1: I'm going to wonder, and you know, and then you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to Then you look creepy. You're always looking
Speaker 1: down at Eve. There's no way to ask that of
Speaker 1: somebody and not have it be awkward. Now, maybe because
Speaker 1: God understands everything, maybe he will understand immediately. I understand
Speaker 1: you all have questions. So I have asked Eve to
Speaker 1: come in today to do a little reveal, to see,
Speaker 1: to show you what she has and what she doesn't have.
Speaker 1: There's nothing creepy about this, but I don't want your
Speaker 1: questions to remain out there. I believe that God would
Speaker 1: maybe do that. If he doesn't, someone's going to have
Speaker 1: to ask her. And I think we all know who
Speaker 1: that someone's going to be. It has to be me.
Speaker 1: Who else is going to do it? You're gonna do it. Chris,
Speaker 1: you would never do it. Corey would never do it.
Speaker 1: It has to be established. You know what the right
Speaker 1: move is. Here's the right move. You get to know Adam.
Speaker 1: Get to know Adam. He's probably cool. He's been around
Speaker 1: longer than anybody else. He's probably cool. He's gonna have
Speaker 1: all he's gonna be. He's gonna think of the stories
Speaker 1: Adam is gonna have. You go get to know Adam.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you start a cornholl cornhole tournament with Adam.
Speaker 1: He'll be on my team and we'll just be sitting
Speaker 1: there a couple of beers, if we're allowed to do it,
Speaker 1: a couple of beers. And hey, so Adam, me and
Speaker 1: the fellas have been wondering, and there's nothing inappropriate about
Speaker 1: this at all. We just want to know. Belly button?
Speaker 1: Is even ya or an a on it? And is
Speaker 1: it an inny or an AUTI? If she has one,
Speaker 1: is it like a normal one where there's a little
Speaker 1: hole there or is there one of the kind of
Speaker 1: weird little buttons on it? I don't know. I couldn't imagine.
Speaker 1: Why won't she have one? Chris? What do you? What
Speaker 1: do you? What are you making that face for? I
Speaker 1: don't know. We have to figure things out, Chris, it's Friday,