Speaker 1: Made a decision.
Speaker 2: Things Sunny sun on I had.
Speaker 1: Oasion what night to What's Up? It's Friday? Welcome to
for Crying out Loud. This is the highlight of my week.
Speaker 3: You know, somebody said to me, why do you call
your show for Crying out Loud?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't really, I don't know.
It's a cute name.
Speaker 3: And you know, we originally started it as being a mom,
you know, kind of talking about our wife, and she's like,
why don't you just call it fuck exclamation point?
Speaker 1: That would have worked. Yeah, that too, for crying out Loud.
Speaker 2: I think we call it that because we complained about stuff,
because I was like up at arms about things, and
also because crying because we started it when our kids
were babies, and crying is my kids were crying. I
forgot about that. Yeah, so it had a double meaning.
Now the kids are not crying as much, but we're crying.
Speaker 1: We don't stop crying. Now we should call it crying
through menopause. Right the part two the later years.
Speaker 2: After, Oh my god, I feel for the new mommies
to like start listening to our show that are just like,
how come you guys are not talking at all?
Speaker 1: About being up all night with a baby crying, and
we're like, because we're done it.
Speaker 3: If you want to, you just go online and talk
to the other fellow parents that listen.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're like the hope. We're like the listeners. Right light.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the corner office. That would be another title
of our I would have been a great title, corner office.
Let's say hello. Well, you know what, though, we're in
the teen years now, so we have our own problems.
Speaker 1: Yes we do, that's true. Yeah, I got three teenagers
at home and you too. That's a lot, right. We
used to have babies. I know.
Speaker 3: I remember you telling you you like, uh, don't worry,
it'll get easier because you had LB and then you
had the twins. And you're having two twins at three
two and a half three.
Speaker 1: That's a lot.
Speaker 2: It was so much. I can't believe I've made it
in here every week.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 1: Yes, I teased it. I tease this. But do you
want to heart my kit to the dentist?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I want to know what's going on.
Speaker 2: My teeth are going bad, that's what's going on. I'm
going to lose all my teeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did anybody get our song at the end of
last year. Last week's episode.
Speaker 3: Was our song with it was it was fuck the phone,
but it was right to us right left yo toothless
and then they say, God damn nay ruthless.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason why we played that song. I
know we were like, they're not going to get it,
but who cares. We'll get it. We'll get it. It's
all that counts.
Speaker 4: By the way, that song was actually gangsta gangst it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was Oh who's a bye.
Speaker 2: O yangs gangs and that's what they Yeah, I'm going
to write that down just for so I can put
it on my playlist. Yeah, gangster gangster. I'm going to
listen to it in my earbuds while I get my
teeth removed all my teeth. What's happening? Okay, So last
week chatted. Last week did talked about had tooth chat
my show. I told you that, like the couple weeks before,
I'd been thinking i'd been in denial because I'd been
to the dentist recently and she gave me a clean
bill of health. So then I showed up here and
I was like putting the thing against my cheek and
thought it was a sinus infection. Then I went to
my dentist. I'm just catching you up because now I
have more to the story, right, And my dentist was like, oh, honey,
you need a root canal, to which I asked if
I could be put to sleep blah blah blah. You
know the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So then I shopped around.
Speaker 2: Somebody who listens to our show because I don't know
her named Okay, Sarah Doberman.
Speaker 1: I want to say, if you're listening.
Speaker 2: I I put you down as a reference. This is
what my life's come to. I don't even trust my
own friends in real life. I trust somebody who listens
to our podcast because they're going to tell me like
it is rh. Of course, this person I don't even
know what wrote on my Facebook page. I love this woman.
I called around to some different places. My criteria was
are you willing to put me out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: It wasn't, but I was like, do you have gas
in case I need it?
Speaker 2: Because some of these people are like, no, you don't
need gas, which I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, you don't know me. Do you know what I need? Right?
You know what you think I don't need.
Speaker 2: I'm better equipped to tell you what I need.
Speaker 1: That's right, I'll tell you what I need, Yeah, and
then you tell you have it or not. So the first.
Speaker 2: Place you remember I called was like, it's nineteen hundred
dollars and.
Speaker 1: They don't even want to like jokes to know, they
don't want to take you out to day.
Speaker 2: I want to see how funny I am. Maybe you
want to give me a discount for my humor's sake. No,
They're just like, that's how much it is. I'm like,
do you take joke insurance?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: So anyway, I called that one place that's where my
dentist wanted me to go, and I was like, well,
I'm not paying nineteen hundred dollars plus they wanted like
remember they wanted two hundred and fifty dollars for laughing gas,
and then they were going to do two appointments and
then it was two hundred dollars. I was like, okay,
well now I've mortgaged my house. Yeah, so are you
happy with yourself? I'm homeless where it's going to look
better if I'm missing some teeth? Right?
Speaker 1: So right, that's terrible. That's not a nice joke.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I call this other one that Sarah Domerman
could be messing up the name recommended.
Speaker 1: And you know, things are not great.
Speaker 2: When you call the office and it's somebody else's practice
and they're surprised that you want the doctor because they're
like doctor doctor mas.
Speaker 1: Day's office, and I'm like, Hi, does so and so
work there?
Speaker 2: And they're like yeah, Like they're just shocked in anything
for that person, and their name is not on the website,
like there's no signage when you get there. It's like
she's like anonymous or someone does she work for the CIA,
or she's obviously not bad, or she wouldn't be employed.
But they were all so shocked that I wanted her,
And in fact, when I had my record sent over,
they're like, oh, yeah, your dentist refers to our office.
I asked my dentist about it and they're like, no,
we've never heard of her. The dentist I wanted. Her
name is de Kessian, doctor Maria di Qussian. My dentist
was like, no, haven't heard of her. And then they're like,
oh do you mean, Because then they found the phone
number and looked it up and they're like, oh, doctor
Maside's office, and I like yeah, but I don't want
that guy who, by the way, on Yelp people were
saying that he has a rude like demeanor. Oh god,
I was like, I want this girl, who Sarah Dauerman
told me is like my person.
Speaker 1: Right right? So anyway, is that what she told you?
She said you'd like her, and.
Speaker 2: She was like, she's so great. She's really smart and nice.
And she did two of my root canals and I
totally trust her, right okay, And she was a lot
cheaper than the first one.
Speaker 1: Oh not she but you know, a lot cheaper.
Speaker 2: And the console was ninety five dollars as opposed to
like two hundred and fifty dollars where they go, but
don't worry it goes against your treatment, yeah right, yeah,
Well what if I go in there and hate you
and don't want to get treated by you, Well now
I'm out whatever, right anyway, So I went to see
her and.
Speaker 1: She was super nice.
Speaker 2: But the sad thing was so she she tests my
tooth and you've probably had this before. They put a
little cold on your tooth, did the same thing the
first one. And she gets to the tooth that is
the problem, and she puts the cold on there and nothing.
I don't even know she's holding anything against my tooth.
And she's like, so you don't feel any cold And
I'm like no. She's like, okay, that's not good. Your
tooth is dead.
Speaker 1: Oh geez. So I'm like, okay, this is one of
your molars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a back. It's my back, big molar. Oh,
second to the very back. Wow, need it for chewing,
et cetera. But did you crack it? Like how does
an tooth go down?
Speaker 1: Okay? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Okay, So my dentist says you need a root canal
because you have an abscess, but does not go into
how I could have gotten the abscess, which I feel
that she should have because this lady, who is super
nice and seemed really smart. She had smart eyes. Yes,
you know, like not laboratory retriever eyes, but like carrier
eyes right, like right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: They know what's going on. They know where the squirrels
are hidden. Totally.
Speaker 3: Yes, She's like, because you can't see the rest of
their face anymore, just looking at her eyes, right.
Speaker 2: So I'm looking at her eyes. I know she knows
what she's talking about, and I trust her.
Speaker 1: By the way, your eyebrows move.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know when you're you know you're about
to hear some bad news and you just start feeling
immediately like a little kid. Yeah, like please, Like I'm
in my fifties and yet I can't tolerate any bad news.
I'm like, you know there's a pandemic, right you know,
I have a lot on my plate right now. Please
just tell me you're going to do the root canal
and then we're moving. I'm moving on with my life.
Speaker 1: No, not that easy.
Speaker 2: She's like, she's like, here's the thing. I have concerns.
I'm like, what, why, what are you concerned about? I'm
already concerned. I'm about to be out fifteen hundred dollars.
Were you concerned about? You should be the opposite of concern.
You should be throwing your little party right now, like
to say't no, just a tooth cleaning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your eyes should go into dollar signs right about now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, the thing is I could do.
Speaker 2: The thing is like, I don't know why your tooth
got infected, but I have a suspicion that you have
a crack in your tooth.
Speaker 1: And I was like, why you got to be so suspicious,
like your paranoid lady. I be like that tan, yeah,
got no chill.
Speaker 2: I said, why My dentist felt pretty secure that I
need a root canal.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, okay, you don't. She's like, because we
have to think.
Speaker 2: About why why do you have why did you have
an infection? Well, bacteria got in there. Howd bacteria get
in there? She goes, you don't have a cavity. I'm
looking at the X ray and there's no cavity. She goes, normally,
what happened. The reason what happens is you have to
have a root canal because bacteria gets into the root
of your tooth. How does bacteria get in there? Has
to have a pathway. So that's usually because you have
a filling that's like wearing out and there's and it
needs to be redone, and then you need a root
canal before you can do that because you had dental work,
or or say you had a cavity and they filled it,
but some bacteria got in there and now you have
to have to go in there and do Okay, all
these reasons, Or you have a crack in your tooth
and there's some microscopic crack and then some bacteria.
Speaker 3: Is now where the canal comes in, because they when
they say you know root canal, they're talking about a
pathway of where the back.
Speaker 1: Somehow something the bacteria took.
Speaker 2: So she's like, so, how did the bacteria get in there?
And I was like, you tell me you're at the
endodontis and she's like, well, I'm telling you it's probably
a Now she's trying to be nice because she can
see that I'm already have a lot on my plate.
She can sense that I have three teenagers at home
that aren't sleeping and that constantly want meals and don't
have time for my tooth drama. And she's like a
bathe She's like, look, I can start the root canal,
not today, but like when you make the I can
start the root canal. But if I find a crack,
it depending if it's deep, like if it's going into
your root, I can't fix that.
Speaker 1: What? And I'm like whoa, whoa, whoa? What really?
Speaker 2: And then I am and then she's like, yeah, you're
gonna have to have the tooth pulled.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I was like, so, so that's when I tell her
the story similar to the Blue Shield story.
Speaker 1: But now about my tooth.
Speaker 2: That's when I say, hold on a minute, right, that
sounds eerily similar to what happened on the other side
of my mouth. And then she's like, well, now we're
doing some detective work. Why did the other tooth? Why
that would have to be pulled? I was like, because
I cracked the tooth. She's like, uh huh, because you
grind your teeth. Oh, you've ground them almost flat. You
took off all the little ridges on your molars. They're
like almost flat. She's like, and when you grind your teeth,
it puts pressure on your teeth and it causes crack.
Speaker 1: So if your other.
Speaker 2: Tooth was cracked and had to be pulled, I'm not
feeling great about this one. And I was like, well,
you have a very negative ass I'm not paying for
your negative attitude. I want aggressive positivity here. Yes, yes,
she's like, well, the good news is if I start
to do the root canal and there is a crack
that can't be fixed, you're not getting charged for the
whole root canal. Well, okay, how much am I getting charged?
Well it's four hundred and fifty dollars still, And then
I'm like well, what are my chances? Like, how's it looking?
And she's like, oh my god, and she gives me
those kind of sad eyes for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not for her, but for me.
Speaker 2: She's like, which, you know, she's delivering this news every
day and listen, I realize, like there are much bigger problems.
Speaker 1: I realize I have quality problems.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I know, but this is this is your
problem at hand.
Speaker 2: But also it makes me feel so old, like I'm
losing all my teeth. And she's like, yeah, you also
need to go to your dentist and get a night guard.
I'm like, well, that's going to be attractive. I guess
it's better than like a sleep apnea machine. Right, things
could be worse. I constantly try to stay in gratitude.
Speaker 1: So I really did. I didn't cry, Linnette. I was like, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So I was like, so you think a nightguard will
prevent me from losing all my fucking teeth?
Speaker 3: And she's like, yeah, really, so you have a problem.
Did you ever know that you had this problem with grinding?
Because I you do. Yeah, have you ever had? I
knew it and I totally ignored it.
Speaker 2: I had a night guard at some point in life,
and I barely wore it, and so I sort of
was like, well, it's the point if I don't wear it,
let me just ignore the problem. It's like when there's
a noise in your car but it still drives fine.
Speaker 1: Yes to let you're trapped on the side of the road.
Speaker 2: Right, But you know, if it's not stopping your car
from performing, you're going to be like, what am I
going to go ask to make an expensive car repair?
I'm going to go tell them, hey, it's making a
noise and it could be something bad, but probably not.
Speaker 3: It's atill driving, right, so let's hope for the best.
Speaker 2: And then you're all your tires fall off, yeah, or
like what happened to you where you're like, oh, the
tires worn down really bad.
Speaker 1: Well, still drives, right.
Speaker 3: That's what I did untill it didn't drive anymore. I
was stuck on the side of the freeway at ten
thirty at night, right, Yeah. The the it's the thing.
Speaker 1: Is these mouthguards.
Speaker 3: I had a mouthguard because I used to grind my teeth,
and so they gave me that, you know, the typical
mouthguard right to stop from the grinding, and it never works.
I would just grind on the mouthguard, right, but then
it's not tooth on tooth right? Then I went yes,
and then I went to uh, because there was at
one point I couldn't move. My jaw got locked, and
all we got like TMJ, Yes I had TMJ.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that yes, and I couldn't move. Of course,
I won't care about it until it happens.
Speaker 1: Until it happens you, then you'll be like, I'm gonna
be like that, my jaw so bad, and you're gonna
be like, oh to be TMJ. How'd you know? Totally?
Speaker 2: Wait, you had a dog named Mollie a dog?
Speaker 1: Sorry, go on, yeah, So what happened to tell me
about it?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: Like I remember, it was like, you know, I was
in my twenties and I couldn't move. It was it
was like years of dealing with this and I couldn't stop.
It was nobody. They gave me the thing, the night guard.
I would wear it, and then what would happen. What
happened is I would I would grind on it at night.
And I guess cracking my teeth really wasn't my issue
at that point in time. My real issue was to
stop my mouth, my jaw from clenching. So I went
to the dentist that specialized in that. That my dentist
sent me to, like a specialty guy. By the way, Yeah,
why can't I know?
Speaker 1: Why do there have to be eighteen specialties? Yes? I
go to one school and all that shit.
Speaker 2: Come on, you can't learn you can't do a root
canal and a filling that has to be his own thing?
Speaker 3: Why No, I'm always shocked too when they say they
can't do it all.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't do that here. We're gonna send you
to somebody like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you go to your doctor and you gotta
have a sinus infection, they go, oh, you gotta go
to your nose and throat.
Speaker 1: Right, you're a fucking doctor. What do you do then? Yes?
What do you do? I know? Is this the only
place I come to get us a cleaning? You got
all I get out of you? Come on right, right
to go open the yellow pages every time?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Come by? Right?
Speaker 3: So, so he sends me to this dupid specialist, right,
and he I'll never forget made me a thing. What
he did was it's gonna sound weird, but he made
a little block that you that fit the first like
four teeth up top and for your fore front teeth
like the char and then the canines or whatever.
Speaker 1: Maybe so you can't close your mouth all the way.
Speaker 3: Right, so it kept you from closing your mouth and grinding.
So basically you were just sleeping with that with so
you can't, no matter what, close your jaw all the
way to grind all night.
Speaker 1: That fucking thing. I've never had a problem again. Oh wow.
I don't know if it's just because of that.
Speaker 2: Or maybe retrained your mouth and maybe the same thing
over and over because I wore for a while because
it was working and I felt much better.
Speaker 3: I wasn't getting headaches and all that kind of stuff,
and I kept it too for a long time.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I still have it.
Speaker 3: I need.
Speaker 1: I'm sure somebody that's listening is already gone.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, because I wear one of those, you know,
so I'm sure you could probably get one.
Speaker 2: I literally googled night guards and people were selling pre
owned guards. Really, and I'm buying contact lenses at a garage.
Speaker 3: Oh god, my god, by that, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know who would sell that.
Speaker 3: Hey, don't throw that, en, don't throw it out. I'm
gonna sell it, you know, fuck things to do that. Yeah,
but yeah, so I did that, and it was it.
I didn't have a problem with grinding my since I
haven't had a problem since I could not believe it,
you know. And in fact, it's really weird because I
did wake up this morning feeling my right side was tight.
Speaker 1: In a long time, I haven't felt that.
Speaker 3: But whatever, I mean, you know, so you might want
to have to look into Yeah, we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna have to get a night guard.
Speaker 2: But I don't know why my dentist didn't tell me, like, hey,
you're grinding your teeth so bad that you cracked one
in half. We should fit you with a night guard. Yeah,
how come that didn't come up? If I need a
new dentist, time for a new dentist. But then the
thing is, if I have to lose the tooth, like
if she if she does the root canal gets in there.
Either way, I have to pay like five hundred dollars
because I've already paid. Okay, if she goes in there
and finds that there's a crack that's deep enough that
it goes into the root, then she says they can't
fix it has to lose the tooth.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: It was forty five hundred dollars to get the bone
graft and get the screw put in so that they
could do the fake tooth on the one side. Like,
am I going to do that on the other side.
So my friend was like, you should just do a bridge,
which I could have done on this side, but it
is a whole cashat. They got a file down the
two teeth next to it and then.
Speaker 1: Fit with the thing and glew that shit in.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I had a bridge too from
that was in your little tooth, right, little tooth up front. Yeah,
see you pay attention, Yeah, my little tooth in the front, Yeah,
next to.
Speaker 1: The one that you broke on the chopsticks.
Speaker 3: Right, Because I never had a grown up tooth in
that that. Ever, it never came through until it was
like in my twenties. They finally took the baby tooth
out and then put a tooth with wings basically so
attached to the other teeth next to it.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what I would do at this point.
I don't know. Yeah, but I don't know how much
cheaper a bridge is.
Speaker 2: I just don't think I want to go through Yeah,
this whole process again. It's so expensive and it's just
so invasive, and I don't know the way things are going.
I'm probably gonna lose all my teeth, so I'm gonna
be dentures before you know it. I should just be like,
just take them all out and put some new ones
in there.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh my god, I know for old people. I
know I'm not old. No, you're not. You're just you're
You've got a lot of stress. That's why you got it.
Speaker 2: Everybody and everybody has stress. Why don't they make teeth better?
Speaker 1: Like why isn't God what can't be stress proof? I mean,
doesn't God know that we all have a lot of stress?
Are you with me on this, Kaitlin?
Speaker 2: Everybody in your twenties you have a lot of stress
because you're like, how am I going to afford you know,
be right?
Speaker 1: And how am I going to? Where am I going
to live? Am I ever going to fall in love?
Speaker 2: Like right right in your teens you have a lot
of stress because you're like, oh my god, like how
am I going to get more drugs?
Speaker 1: And I my parents know it, cocaine hi comes down?
What am I going to do after that.
Speaker 2: But in your forties you got stress because you're like
I am in a bad marriage and like, you know,
my kids are driving me crazy.
Speaker 1: And then in your I mean it never ends. No man,
teeth better?
Speaker 2: Just what that's our make teeth better?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, my kids have been lately getting into tennis.
Did I tell you that? You kind of but you
didn't go into detail.
Speaker 3: There they're they're taking tennis lessons or they just you know,
they're taking there.
Speaker 1: We have a guy. We have a guy. Yeah, you
got a guy. You know a guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his name is Josh. He coaches them at Balboa.
So Sadie and Xander do a lesson every Friday and
then LB does a clinic which is really like a
lesson on Saturdays. And it's really nice because it gets
them out of the house. It is do something physical
right right and they like it too, which is great. Yeah,
and you can do it's it's pandemic friendly because you're
outdoors on one side of the.
Speaker 1: Court yet coaches not like in face. Yeahs a great idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So anybody that's thinking of I guess that's a
really kind of more of an East coast, I mean
West Coast thing, right, because it's warm enough to go
for tennis.
Speaker 3: But I think that there's I don't know, watching Real
Housewives of New York, they're always inside too, like, so
I think in the cold weather you can go.
Speaker 1: You've still heard of that far tennis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've seen Jill and all them play inside like
they've done.
Speaker 1: You know what's her face?
Speaker 4: Not a.
Speaker 1: Ramona?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she plays like she's out of side side.
But I remember they did a tournament inside. Oh they
were in an indoor thing. So maybe they do have
it on the East Coast too in the freezing cold,
but it goo would field to.
Speaker 2: Go indoors, right, But if you're somewhere where you can
play tennis outside, I think it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: It is a good thing.
Speaker 3: So Natalia has been doing her volleyball, yeah she I
mean she's been off since you know, the holiday break,
but she's going back which every day. Yeah, so she's
going to be back at it like six days a week.
And they tentatively have a tournament coming up on Valentine's
weekend in Vegas. Oh wow, is supposed to be one
of their big tournaments. So I don't know. I mean,
we've gone to the other tournaments to find out where
they'll qualify in the big.
Speaker 1: Tournament right in Vegas.
Speaker 3: But at this point, although Vegas is wide open, I
guess from what I understand, but that doesn't mean that
the volleyball organization or wherever it falls under, is on
board with having it.
Speaker 1: Still I don't know. I don't know where we're at.
I just know that we do have hotel rooms booked
in case if they do do it.
Speaker 3: Would you drive or fly? I think I would drive. Yeah,
I don't know. I just can't imagine. Adams is like
the Southwest Airlines is packed like they you know, the
planes are packed going back and forth from La to Vegas.
Did Kaitlin didn't Adam talk about a packed flight Southwest
Airline flight?
Speaker 4: Yeah? You said the entire plane was completely full, not
one open seat.
Speaker 1: That scares me. Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I think I'm gonna drive and you know, by
the time everything said and done, parking, getting to the
airport and you know, I don't know, and then maybe
I can take one of her friend or I don't
know how we'll do it.
Speaker 1: But I don't think I've driven to Vegas a million times.
Speaker 2: It's kind of fun it is to really get there
in like under four hours, Yes, which isn't that bad
when you consider listening to podcasts music right, yeah, and
adding looking for cows h totally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I might do that. We'll see.
Speaker 2: Can you believe that when we were kids and you
went on a road trip that was the most boring
shit on ever?
Speaker 1: Did it?
Speaker 3: Because my parents never took me anywhere never, We never
went on a family vacation ever. Ever, Well, I wish,
I wish I could have gone. I know I've heard
stories you know that.
Speaker 1: Just reminded me of though.
Speaker 2: So over the holidays, did I tell you about watching
Christmas Vacation with the kids? No?
Speaker 1: Talk about this?
Speaker 2: So we you know everybody loves the movie National Lampoon's Vacation.
We'll have course classic. Yeah, so many funny jokes in
that movie. So I was looking every time I was
shopping for the kids, I would see stuff about like
Christmas Vacation, and I'm like, I've never seen that movie.
That seems like if it's if everybody's saying it's like
a classic, it's really funny, it must be, right. So
we'd attempted to watch that Christmas Eve. Uh, huh my god,
is that a bad movie. It's not funny at all.
Speaker 1: It isn't no, and it's not you know what it is.
It's all like physical comedy.
Speaker 2: Right, it's John Hughes because John Hughes directed it and
he didn't direct the first one. And it's like Home
Alone but with Chevy Chase. Right, So imagine every scene
is like somebody like a Christmas tree falling on somebody, or.
Speaker 1: He's up trying to string lights on his house and the.
Speaker 2: Last he falls, he falls. It's like how many times
can you get smashed in the head with something? And
are we always laughing at that?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: I know? Or you're never laughing at that? And we
were watching it and Xander started getting so bored and
even he noticed. He was like, this is just people
falling right and getting hit in the face. You know
what those houses and this is more of an East
Coast thing where to get into your attic, you pull
down the stairs from your ceiling, you pull it down
and then you walk up this. So of course there
is a whole gag with he climbs up there, but
then he falls through and then then he gets locked
in there and then he falls then the thing opens
and he's sitting right on it, so he falls down again.
Speaker 1: I mean right, it's like a cartoon. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: I know to yourself, who puts these storylines together and
pitch it and who reading the script going oh he.
Speaker 1: Falls again, that's hilarious. Oh my god, he got hit
in the head. Ah for the eighteenth time.
Speaker 3: That's great, right, Like who what? I never understand how
that gets greenlit?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it reminds me of those kids
movies where it's all just at this high pitched then
then a you know, storm, a space storm happens and
everybody you're like, oh, I know, I know, everything's at
this frenzy. That's what Chris, That's what this movie was like.
Speaker 3: So you great kids were not vice say, they're like interested,
we finished it, but yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know, it's a great holiday movie.
Speaker 3: I don't know why we were talking about this in January,
but Planes, Trains and Automobile we watch that every year.
Speaker 1: It's great. Yeah, I love that movie. Should make my
kids watch that one. It's funny. They would like it.
Speaker 3: It's funny. Steve Martin's very in course, John Candy, they're great. Yeah,
it's a good it's funny. My kids liked it like
three years ago. Yeah, it's got you know, the humor,
and but uh as far as like, so, Sonny and
I started watching Ratchet Nurse Ratchet h huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah because of his love of one flew over the
cooks because he's already like old man, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Yes, he likes that, and I told him to start
watching Defending Jacob because he was like, oh, I didn't
realize that was Captain America by the way. I was like,
who's this cute actor that's playing the dad, So I
had to google him and it's Captain America. He's like, yeah,
that's why he was interested to begin to He likes
a kid in it because first of all, that kid
looks just like Jensen the boy.
Speaker 1: He's in it.
Speaker 3: That kid I've seen him in. I think he's in Yeah,
I think he's in it. Yeah, he's always that that kid.
You've seen him in a million movies. He's in it.
So he's gonna start watching that.
Speaker 1: But I need.
Speaker 3: Something to watch. I'm like done with everything. I've watched,
all the documentaries I wanted to watch. I'm still looking
for I love a good documentary. I just watched The
Beg's documentary.
Speaker 1: Did you watch that? I know what. A friend of
mine told me to watch it. It's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really good. He was saying, it's really good.
Speaker 2: I love the Beg's me too, always, And it was
one of my first bands that I liked because the
Beg's have been around since the fifties. Really did you
know they formed like fifty eight. I only know because
I would just watch the documentary.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when I was a kid, like in the seventies,
my friends all love the Beg's and it was the
old music like the New York mining disaster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Uh, I was only joke I was. I started a
joke that started the whole world laughing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the the joke was on me. That song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was like from their early stuff, like the
seventies before way before the disco stuff, right, I see.
But then I loved Tragedy yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Spirits having Flown. And then I loved Andy Gibb. I
just want to be everything, you know. I loved Andy Gibb. Yeah,
shadow dancing.
Speaker 3: You know. I was funny because I was thinking about
my cousins in Cleveland came would come every summer, and
it would be a big deal. My cousins in Cleveland,
but they were the same age as my brother, my
two brothers, so there's two girls and two and they
grew up together in Cleveland that way before I came
along because my brother's ten years older and seven years
older than me, so I.
Speaker 1: Didn't get to hang out with my cousins by the time.
Speaker 3: By that time, we moved to California when I was
like seven, so they're already in their teens. And so
every summer they would come visit us and stay with us,
and the like, I loved Gena and Marie, my cousins, right,
the girls of the family, and so anything they loved
I loved.
Speaker 1: And they loved the bee Gees, and they loved Andy Gibb.
Speaker 3: And my brother at the time was like into the Beatles,
you know, Rubber Soul and Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel.
Speaker 1: And it was like, you know, he hated disco.
Speaker 3: And I remember him like just them arguing about music constantly,
and it was like my brother was into rock and
roll or whatever, and they were into that whole disco
you know shit, and it was Andy Gibb and it
just reminded me of my childhood when I would have
fun in the summertime when my cousins would come visit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love that. So you watched the documentary and
it was good. Yeah, it was really good.
Speaker 2: I watched it in two over two nights because it
was really good. But I fell asleep. Okay the first
is it only an hour and a half or something?
Speaker 3: I think it's like an hour and a half full
episodes in or something.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's like one. It's a one shot deal.
It's a movie.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, I really liked it.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, a sign for me have a
good documentary is when I want to google the hell
out of everything.
Speaker 1: Oh, like I was like, oh hown to hear about.
Speaker 2: Also, what's interesting is they don't pronounce Maurice Maurice.
Speaker 1: They pronounce it Morris. Oh really? Yeah? Did you know that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I don't know really anything about that.
Speaker 2: Maurice Gibb I always. I mean, his name is spelled
like Maurice. Right, they pronounced it Morris, Morris Morris. Where
they fres Robin and Australia?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, are they still alive? One? Only Barry
all his brothers are dead. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Andy died at thirty. Oh that's right, from drugs. Oh,
that's right. And then Morris died from complications. He had surgery.
He had something wrong with his stomach, like some intestinal thing,
and then he had surgery and then he died of
like complications of that. And then Robin died of cancer
right years later. Yeah, and then the two brothers got
a little bit estranged after they lost Morris, Robin and
Barry got estranged. But then they had they came back together,
and then a couple of years they were going to
tour together and like two years later, Robin b that's
it's sad.
Speaker 1: That is sad. Yeah, Barry GiB is still cute. He
is my cousin in the seventies. I would still hit
that really, yes, because it's that thing. It's that thing
I like. It's the Michael McDonald.
Speaker 2: Like I like those silver foxes, Like yeah, I know,
the kind of wide faces and the little scruffy beard.
Like it's not something that I would like to be
married to. It's not the look, but it's like, yeah,
I think it's sexy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ghost for a one nighter, right, Yeah, you tap
that ass?
Speaker 1: How old is he? Eighty. Oh no, he's like seventy five.
Oh that's it. Wow. You know with me lose all
my teeth, it's kind of like my age group. He's
waiting for you.
Speaker 2: Very I have just lost a lot of teeth, right,
Can I like to meet your.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Hey, do you owner right your home?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I know you do, and I bet it's hard work,
but you know it's easy bundling policies with Geico. Geico
makes it easy to bundle your homeowners or renter's insurance
along with your auto policy. And it's a good thing too,
because you already have so much to do around your home.
Go to Geico dot com, get a quote and see
how much you could say it's Geico.
Speaker 1: Easy.
Speaker 3: Visit Geico dot com today, that's Geico dot com.
Speaker 2: And how about we hear from Mashie. Hey, guys, it's
a new year. It's twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Get your kids on a new routine. Yeah, if your.
Speaker 2: Kids have been struggling with bedtime, like, let's get this
year started right.
Speaker 1: And you know how we're going to do that with
the Mashi app.
Speaker 2: The Mashie app is the number one sleep and mindfulness.
Speaker 1: Audio app for kids. They have hours of.
Speaker 2: Bedtime stories, soothing music, relaxing sound sounds, and mindful meditation
tracks to relax your kids. Listen, my brother and sister
in law are using it with their kids who are
six and ten, and they are swearing by it.
Speaker 3: They say it has really turned things around. Oh my god,
where was this when my kids were little? I wish
I had them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wish i'd had it for LB too,
with all her anxiety and remember when she got into
that horrible bedtime thing where she didn't want to go
to sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kids have a hard time with that, especially with sleep.
So get them on a good you know, and a
good routine.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Download the Mashie app on Apple App Store or Google
play Store and get access to a one week free
trial of Mashi Premium.
Speaker 1: So I said.
Speaker 2: Download it on the Apple app Store, Google play Store
get access to one week free Mashi Premium.
Speaker 1: Kylin, how you doing.
Speaker 4: I'm doing a very well, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Anything exciting going around the kaylan Bean household?
Speaker 4: No, really boring.
Speaker 5: Actually, I started to just be healthier with my diet. Yes,
that's actually giving me a ton of energy and made
me feel a lot better.
Speaker 1: You do notice it don't sound energetic.
Speaker 5: I'm just well I got a mask on so that
that might be hiding my energy levels. Yeah, no, it's
not so much like it's just like I can go
longer throughout the day without feeling so tired and get
a lot more work done. But yeah, I'm very surprised
at how it's just changing. My diet has like upped
my mood and my energy and all those things.
Speaker 3: Can you give me a pep talk about not drinking?
Not you, Stephanie him.
Speaker 1: I'll do an intervention. Do you know, do you notice
like more of well.
Speaker 5: You know, I actually kind of did start drinking a
little bit over the break and just the holiday, and
not until like a super excessive amount, but definitely, you know,
like enough, and because like, Okay, I haven't been drinking
for a long time, it's the holidays, I might as
well start, And I did, and at first it was like, oh, okay,
this is fun, and then it quickly became just such
a hassle waking up the next morning and just feeling
really awful and just spending money that I didn't need
to be spending.
Speaker 4: And so once the.
Speaker 5: New year came around, I was like, why am I
doing this, it just makes me feel really crappy for
like two or three hours of kind of fun. And yeah,
so I just I just said, you know what, I'm
going to just stop this again.
Speaker 1: So you picked up cocaine so you don't do anything.
The energy nothing no good for you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, I was like, I'm not drinking into the new year.
I'm gonna see how long I can go.
Speaker 1: Dry January. Dry January. That didn't last very long.
Speaker 2: That lasts about three four days, says there's nothing.
Speaker 1: Else to do, right, Yeah, But what I.
Speaker 3: Need to do, I know me, I need to get
on a workout regimen because the thing is is like
why not have a glass of wine at night because
or three? Because the next day where am I going?
What exercise am I exerting?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: I don't have to really go and do anything. So
that's the problem. But if I knew, like I remember
when I when the kids were young, I had a trainer,
like a pilates instructor would come and work he I
would work out with him either at the gym or
he would come to my place or we would whatever.
But I always had I was always being held responsible
that somebody's going to show up the next day, and
I so, I don't want to be hungover. I don't
want to feel crappy. And then it's like one of
those things. It's like, you know, exercise but gets ex
or so the more I did it, the more I
wanted to do it. So I need to get on
that hamster wheel and get off of the doing nothing
and drinking hamster wheel.
Speaker 2: You know. Well, I stopped eating sugar again, and it
is amazing when I'm eating sugar, and I'm liking this
to drinking when you're not an alcoholic, but just when
you get in the habit of it and then you
start craving it. Because the sugar thing was like when
I'm having it, then I'm craving it, and then I'm
thinking about, oh, what's my next Like what am I
having for dessert? Like what am I you know? Oh,
I think I want to make cookies or what. Then
when I'm not having it, the first few days of
it is like always that hard, like making a choice, right, Okay,
I said, I'm not having sugar, so I'm I could
do one more day if not having sugar. And then
after a certain point I'm like, I'm not really feeling
like it. Oh good, okay, But I know what you mean,
because the way I stayed motivated about not eating sugar
was similar to you, like, well, I'm going to the gym.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I'm not going to go to
the gym, be on the.
Speaker 2: Treadmill or the elliptical for you know, forty minutes and
then go make cookies. Right Like right, I know I'm
not doing that to myself. But now it's like, well,
what's that My walk was?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: That was so five hours ago? Yeah, my dogs for
an hour? Right, Like that's what I sound?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: M h yeah, reward yourself, I know.
Speaker 3: I just the thing is is I need something, and
I always would just go to the gym, Like I
would drop the kids off and go straight to the gym.
You can't do that now. And I don't want to
work out at home. I don't know. I just I
try those like workout videos and shit like go on YouTube.
I just I need something that's consistent that I like
doing every day and I could do it on my.
Speaker 1: Own, but I don't know. I don't know where to begin.
It is it's hard.
Speaker 3: I just don't if I had even a routine that
was like laid out for me or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I need something.
Speaker 3: So then I start thinking like, well, maybe I should
go find somebody that I could work out with that's
going to be holding me responsible and accountable for the
next day that they're going to be here.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe get a trainer.
Speaker 3: I was thinking that, but you know, I don't know
if you know, but we're in the middle of a
I know, I know, Well, maybe they could come over
and stand six feet away from you.
Speaker 1: In a math I could do outside. Yeah, I just
work you out. That's what I think I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is that crazy that Kailan has two kids.
How's it going with the kids?
Speaker 4: It's going very well. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is it challenging, keep it real.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's challenging. When they're both crying and screaming at
the same time. It's very like jarring, you know, I
kind of I don't lose my temper, but I get
like flustered very easily.
Speaker 2: You do. Yeah, that's so interesting because you're one of
the calmest people I know, so that must be a
lot of screaming and crying.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, I mean they you know, they cry and
scream a lot, But when they do it for a
while and it's at the same time, especially when you
know my little one like won't stop, like there's nothing
I can do to get her to stop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it gets a little. I get a little flustered.
Speaker 3: Of course, you know, I just remember so I mean
Italian not crying at the same time. There was always
a little thing where if one of them started crying,
the other one shut up, like as if like all right,
I'll let you take over for now. It was really weird.
I noticed that for a while, like they didn't they didn't.
They usually didn't go at it at the same time.
I was lucky. I don't know why that is lucky.
This is before they could talk, so but then once
they got a mouth on them, then it doesn't stop
for the rest of their little lives.
Speaker 1: They're still yapping.
Speaker 2: So what happens so is that sometimes are you and
your lady home at the same time, and do you
both just get like, oh my god, I don't know
what to do.
Speaker 1: I can't make them stop either.
Speaker 5: She seems to be able to get the little one
to stop much better than I can. So if like
she just won't stop crying, then I'll just hand her off,
and then she does seem to be able to get
her to stop crying.
Speaker 4: So that's good.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 5: What about the older one, she just she just doesn't stop,
Like she just talks and talks and talks and talks
and runs around, and you know, it's tough without being
able to like she just wants to hang out with
people and play and run around, and we can't really.
Speaker 1: Do that, so we tried cough syrup. The thing is,
how does your how does she do it when she's
home without you or no her parents are there too?
Oh okay, yeah, that's good. Okay.
Speaker 2: It's got to be so hard to have two little
kids during COVID. I can't imagine like no, no normal childhood,
Like you can't bring them to a play place or
right right, even go to parks. It's like you're it's
like you're breaking the law when you go to a
park and put your kids on the swings. I see
people looking around like, please don't judge me, I'm at
the park using the swings. But I'm like, hey, I'm
not judging, Like right, I know, I to see it too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what if you decide to take your kid
to the park, and then somebody else decides to take
their kid of the park, and then your kids run
up to each other, and then you got to do
that whole thing like.
Speaker 1: Come back, come back, We're gonna panda, don't.
Speaker 2: Go near her.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine. This has got to end soon. Yes,
it's got to I'm looking.
Speaker 2: At Kaylin like people do. Some people that are like,
I'm not taking the vaccine. Okay, so keep it going
for another five years. Good luck with that, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is tough.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of kids in the neighborhood too, So
she'll hear all the kids playing outside and I want
to watch them and want to go play with them.
It's like, okay, I want you to play with them,
and then you'll run up to them and then it's like, yeah,
I don't know, like like pull her away, but then
that looks weird. Yeah, yeah, my parents are there, so
I don't want to be awkward. It's this is a
super awkward. Yeah, it's awkward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, And being a parent is awkward enough.
Speaker 3: You don't need the I my kid can't talk to
your kid, let me pull them back either, you know
what I mean. There's already enough awkwardness, especially when they're
at that young age where they take the toy away
and you got to.
Speaker 1: Go, oh no, Willard, give them his toy back. We
don't do that, Willard, you know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Or when one kid puts a toy in their mouth
and then the other kid takes and you're like.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you can't put it anymore. But right, right,
right now, you got to take it home and like,
you can't give it back to that kid.
Speaker 3: You got to put it in a ziplock and sterilize it. Yeah, yeah,
it sucks.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm, Sorry, Caylin, that's okay, It's well, with all
that aside, it's kind of just the greatest thing in
the world.
Speaker 4: Aside from that stuff. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is totally. That's it. Nice.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you guys, and thank you Kaylin,
and we'll see you next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a parent now, don't f it up.