Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Lee Robertson and Mike
Speaker 1: benmin Rome. Put your hand in your heart. I'll tell you, Kenny,
Speaker 1: what can you feel? Nothing? That's a titty. You're feeling
Speaker 1: a titty? Titty is a girl? Yeah, Hello, we've causing
Speaker 1: it at an inappropriate moment. There. Hi, I'm here with Mike,
Speaker 1: who is trying to let people know he's now not
Speaker 1: very very old, very very old. Fort Wow.
Speaker 2: I have the answer to life, the meaning and everything.
Speaker 1: Do you as a hit Tracker's reference? You don't hear? No? No,
Speaker 1: do you want to share it? It's from hitch Trackers
Speaker 1: guy to the galaxy. Okay, so it's it's your I know.
Speaker 1: It's the day that you they mixed all those chemicals
Speaker 1: together in a test tube and created you.
Speaker 2: It's a nine month anniversary of going see I should
Speaker 2: have swallowed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow. Well, what have you got today for us,
Speaker 1: Mike on your special day, Special day? Special?
Speaker 2: Well, I have some news about finding something large in
Speaker 2: your bed after a night out, and then I get
Speaker 2: to do something that we've done before in a particular
Speaker 2: favorite and teach me a lesson.
Speaker 1: We even have a game that you can play along
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Speaker 2: And you can see the names of people who have
Speaker 2: promised me fifteen pounds in cash for my birthday going
Speaker 2: along the bottom of the screen. But now we have
Speaker 2: Lee in the showbiz.
Speaker 1: How do we feel about programs about serial killers?
Speaker 2: As in people eat big balls of it?
Speaker 1: No, killed lots of people.
Speaker 2: As long as it's dramatized. I'm okay with its dramatized
Speaker 2: of a factual.
Speaker 1: This is what they did. Well, did you have you watched.
Speaker 2: The Twins one the Yeah, that was a challenging ranking parts.
Speaker 1: Oh did you almost feel a little bit guilty? Oh no,
Speaker 1: it never felt guilty. Oh okay. Well, well, we're coming
Speaker 1: to the end of the trilogy of the three serial
Speaker 1: killer movies. So first of all we had well, Who's
Speaker 1: the one that Ate Dharma? And then we had the
Speaker 1: Menander's Twins, And now we're going to get ed gain
Speaker 1: and it's called Monsters season three. Okay, So it's a
Speaker 1: little bit controversial because it's it's it's been accused of
Speaker 1: kind of eroticizing serial killers. So in the third one,
Speaker 1: we're going to have Charlie Hunnan He's stole my life anyway,
Speaker 1: He's going to be playing Ed Gain, So we got
Speaker 1: picture of him here. You see. This is how it
Speaker 1: kind of gets a bit of flat to kind of
Speaker 1: like say, he's right, Murphy's kind of like Homer or
Speaker 1: ophicizing the characters. So he's going to be playing Ed Gain,
Speaker 1: who Yeah, he not a nice person in that incarnation
Speaker 1: actual Ed Gain. He was so Edgain was known for
Speaker 1: Robin Graves collecting body parts as well as murdering people,
Speaker 1: and he was suspected of killing lots more people, but
Speaker 1: it was never confirmed. It was refreshed with the Butcher
Speaker 1: of Plainfield and when he was arrested there was put
Speaker 1: into a mentalized institution and died in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1: So basically what what Ryan oh and he said, Ryan's
Speaker 1: SeaQuest there, but it's not Ryan Murphy said, was that
Speaker 1: he was He felt that he was one of the
Speaker 1: first celebrity serial killers that kind of media covered. He said,
Speaker 1: nobody ever heard of anything like that before. And it's
Speaker 1: a very interesting story. Hmm. So, yeah, he's kind of
Speaker 1: done a couple of these series before and people have
Speaker 1: kind of like gone, like you said, you felt not guilty,
Speaker 1: but he's a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it was a challenge, yeah, but not always apparently.
Speaker 1: In the Menander's brother's story, the part where one of
Speaker 1: them is in the shower and you see his whole Taliwhacker,
Speaker 1: it's an actual real Taliwaker. It's not a lot prosthetic.
Speaker 2: It's like Saltman. You get to see the whole thing
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 1: Indeed, we've got we've got a picture of Charlie through
Speaker 1: the years, Charlie almost all my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's and you can kind of you know,
Speaker 2: he's that I had the same hack on everything.
Speaker 1: A young gentleman, two, an older gentleman. It's been filmed
Speaker 1: that she's come up later this year. Okay, cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you can save yourself up for that. I shall,
Speaker 1: won't you know. So that's gone through a bit of
Speaker 1: a comedy okay. So it TV has announced they're going
Speaker 1: to do a new trans comedy series. It's going to
Speaker 1: be called Transaction, and it starts Nick Frost, who is
Speaker 1: kind of like a is a the Bears like Nick Frost.
Speaker 1: I get the attraction of Nick Frost, but it's just
Speaker 1: not for me. No, not for me either. I mean
Speaker 1: he's straight, so he's not he's not gay, but the
Speaker 1: Bears dislike him. And it also features comedian Jordan Gray,
Speaker 1: who has kind of like worked their way up from
Speaker 1: so we like stand up and stuff into this this
Speaker 1: kind of role. So it's described as a transit. So
Speaker 1: the character is Live which has been played by by
Speaker 1: Jordan which described as a trans egomaniac who causes havoc
Speaker 1: during her night shift at a souper market. So the
Speaker 1: initial synopsis is having worked there for the bossu Sama
Speaker 1: Frost after he inadvertently offended the LGBTQ plus community with
Speaker 1: an ill consive marketing complaint campaign. Lives soon realizes she's
Speaker 1: unsackable and sets about turning the story into her own
Speaker 1: personal playground and Lucia and chaos on everyone and everything
Speaker 1: around her. So it sounds quite interesting, So so Jordan third,
Speaker 1: and I didn't realize this. I first appeared on the
Speaker 1: fifth series of The Voice UK in twenty sixteen, becoming
Speaker 1: the first the show's first transgender contestant. Semi finals and
Speaker 1: then she was eliminated. So we've got a picture of
Speaker 1: her there looking stunning at some awards the bafters. That's
Speaker 1: all the gold statues statue. What she said is my
Speaker 1: one true goal with this show is to create something
Speaker 1: as timeless as my breast and punts, which is what
Speaker 1: we can all just hope for, isn't it in life? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So then we've got so saying that Nick Frost is
Speaker 1: kind of like a gay bear. Yeah, that's kind of
Speaker 1: I don't think. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't it doesn't tickle my.
Speaker 1: Pickle, no, but I get it. M So, it's currently
Speaker 1: being filmed now, hasn't got a release date, but it
Speaker 1: will be at some point this year. And I think
Speaker 1: it's quite good because it's not it's not a program
Speaker 1: that is examining what it's like to be a transperson.
Speaker 1: They're just a trans person and that and it's about
Speaker 1: their life.
Speaker 2: A story about a person who happens to be transit,
Speaker 2: and a trans person's narrative.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and get the kind of sort of bad points
Speaker 1: of their personality rather than kind of like saying that,
Speaker 1: you know, they're an angel. And so I'm quite looking
Speaker 1: forward to that. So that would be quite interesting. Oh
Speaker 1: so last bit of Showby's news last year, you could
Speaker 1: not move for celebrity to look like competents happening all
Speaker 1: around the globe. We've covered it before, so we've had
Speaker 1: we now see, I don't know who this is, you
Speaker 1: man Jeremy Allen White, an actor, Paul Mascalmo. But one
Speaker 1: has gone ahead. It's the one direction, so saying Malick,
Speaker 1: double competition. So we've got a picture that so on
Speaker 1: the big picture, that's the real.
Speaker 2: I was about to say that looks real, lot like, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the real, and then we've got sort of pictures
Speaker 1: of the contestants. So it happened in New York in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Didn't go as smoothly as organizers had hoped for with
Speaker 1: with the lesbian finishing runner up. So that is the
Speaker 1: runner up. So despite it kind of widely being publicized,
Speaker 1: that didn't didn't It wasn't hugely well tended. Somebody already
Speaker 1: it said, are the lookalikes in the park with us
Speaker 1: right now? So that the lady who came second is Celinka,
Speaker 1: And she said, I think you should vote for me
Speaker 1: because those lookalike contests are very male dominated. And she
Speaker 1: she got she's got a second place to I got
Speaker 1: me thinking, if we were to have a celebrity lookalike competition,
Speaker 1: what celebrity do you think we would kind of look like?
Speaker 1: So I used a generator, a celebrity generator.
Speaker 2: You used a celebrity generator. Yes, I've put a picture
Speaker 2: of us in to a thing. Which pictures did you use?
Speaker 2: Did you use Hydrio's pictures of me like you normally do?
Speaker 1: Well? Well, say shall we let's bring let's bring up
Speaker 1: the first slide? Who had done? So? This is you?
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It's my birthday and this is what is put on screen.
Speaker 2: I demand that to be better.
Speaker 1: I took three different photos I did. Some of those
Speaker 1: are pre pandemic. Well, it's not my fault. You don't
Speaker 1: keep up today, So I need I need different pictures.
Speaker 1: That's better. Oh you did it yourself, didn't you? No?
Speaker 1: I did it clearly, Yeah, clearly there was there was
Speaker 1: a bug in the system when it did that. I
Speaker 1: have a sneaky feeling that mine may have been adjusted.
Speaker 1: Oh no, well, look totally. Jackson doesn't wear glasses.
Speaker 2: No, Lambert's handsome, and then trans Crawford John So yeah.
Speaker 1: By brothers, brothers from another mother and different generations. So
Speaker 1: you've so is there is there once follow? Because I'm
Speaker 1: not a cruel person, I'm still not convinced that there's
Speaker 1: going to be one with the witch from in his world,
Speaker 1: from Terror Hall and from Gimme, Gimmy, Gimmy. That's all
Speaker 1: for this week. Showby's news. Well.
Speaker 2: Absolutely always nice to know that you're up for being
Speaker 2: compared to Lindaa Hughes or super Old.
Speaker 1: Don't you speak ill of the dead? You? Well, I
Speaker 1: am dead. Get inside, stick around because after this, it's
Speaker 1: Mike in the Buzz. You're watching Chewing the Cord with
Speaker 1: Land and Mike, and now we go over to look
Speaker 1: into the deeper parts of the Internet with a birthday boy.
Speaker 1: It's Mike and the Buzz.
Speaker 2: Do you remember a little while ago we went off
Speaker 2: and did a float tank experience. Yes, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to mention the time, don'try and how it was being
Speaker 2: isolated that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, floating in tepid salty water a weekend four inches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't enjoy it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, And I thought it was okay, but then the
Speaker 2: intrusive thoughts.
Speaker 1: Kicked in, Oh did they? Yeah? Was it that what
Speaker 1: happened if I drink some of this water? No?
Speaker 2: No, it was more you know how they said, I'd
Speaker 2: put vastly on your cuts and things, right, and they go.
Speaker 1: What would happen if I didn't have one? I didn't.
Speaker 2: I was concerned it by anyway. It's a story about
Speaker 2: a man who spent three hours in a century deprivation room, Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: and telling about how it was just an awful experience,
Speaker 2: right to the point where people have found out that
Speaker 2: they've been using it as a torture device. Okay, So
Speaker 2: putting people in a completely sealed environment for hours on
Speaker 2: end right as a form of torture, so much so
Speaker 2: that it's become against the Human Rights Convention. So he
Speaker 2: to share people what it was like when he spent
Speaker 2: three hours in there. But you couldn't do it. He
Speaker 2: couldn't complete the full three hours.
Speaker 1: When he said cent through deparation room is it was
Speaker 1: it just like one of those rooms that it's pitched
Speaker 1: black with no sound, no light, nothing, You're just in
Speaker 1: complete darkness, complete darkness.
Speaker 2: There was completely dead and it was it was aiming
Speaker 2: for three hours, right, no sounding, it in no light,
Speaker 2: no nothing. He's just on his own inner room. Right,
Speaker 2: he started to hallucinate. Right, he had also had intrusive thoughts. Right,
Speaker 2: started to feel anxious, It started to feel depressed and
Speaker 2: just really took him over to the dark side.
Speaker 1: Of the world. What didn't he just come out place?
Speaker 2: Well, he did, didn't complete the full three hours. He went,
Speaker 2: this is getting back too bad.
Speaker 1: Let me get out. Nobody opened the door. They said,
Speaker 1: you've got three hours.
Speaker 2: It wasn't you on the other side. Well, you're lear
Speaker 2: the other dog. Now you said three hours, you're doing
Speaker 2: three hours?
Speaker 1: Okay. Well I don't really have a he amount of sympathy, okay,
Speaker 1: because you know, he chose to go in there. He
Speaker 1: didn't have to stay in there for three hours.
Speaker 2: Didn't That's the thing. He got out after three hours.
Speaker 2: There'll before three hours.
Speaker 1: How long did he stay in there? Then? Ten seconds?
Speaker 1: Did longer than you? Didn't worry?
Speaker 2: It was about an hour and hour of forty minutes.
Speaker 1: I don't but halfway through, I don't really understand what
Speaker 1: you get out of going in because it doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like it's if it was like you know that there
Speaker 1: was twinkly stars on the ceiling. We had a bit
Speaker 1: of any you're playing some way your way and you're
Speaker 1: playing Wow, you have an enema, then that's that's yes,
Speaker 1: I'm all for that. But just going into a completely
Speaker 1: black room, it's a bit of a no brain. It's
Speaker 1: not going to be good for you. No. No, So
Speaker 1: don't do it. Don't do it. People, don't do it
Speaker 1: people at all.
Speaker 2: No. But moving on from a man who was locked
Speaker 2: in a room to a man who kind of wish
Speaker 2: is that he was. Have you ever had a surgery
Speaker 2: go wrong?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Multiple, multiple, one faceless.
Speaker 1: No, not go wrong, but not no, not go wrong, no,
Speaker 1: not go wrong, not go wrong, not go wrong, but no. No.
Speaker 2: This is a story about a man who's won three
Speaker 2: hundred and seventy five thousand pounds.
Speaker 1: Litigation case. Okay, after his invasive injections ruined his penis. What? Okay?
Speaker 1: So the invasive injection of his penis. Was that something
Speaker 1: that had to happen because it was a medical need
Speaker 1: or was it because he wanted to pump up it
Speaker 1: went through his own choice.
Speaker 2: So it was to help combat erectile dysfunction hmm. Okay,
Speaker 2: which is a medical thing.
Speaker 1: Hmmm. But was it a medical provider who injected his dingerling.
Speaker 1: It was a private medical provider. Was it was it
Speaker 1: Sheila from down the road in her back bedroom. It
Speaker 1: was Sheila.
Speaker 2: How do you know Sheila?
Speaker 1: Everyone knows Sheila. She don't wanted to Sheila pump it up?
Speaker 2: So yeah, So the medical provider of Newman okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: new mail, sorry, new mail. So yeah, gave him a
Speaker 2: series of injections that weren't correctly done. Okay, it was
Speaker 2: a sixty six.
Speaker 1: Year old man. Was how the injections gave the injury?
Speaker 1: The injections? Okay, okay, Well at that age, cock crops
Speaker 1: and ability, Hell, no, is it.
Speaker 2: It's not inevitability. It's more common as you get old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, you've got no sympathy for him, have you?
Speaker 1: Well met, I don't know the full story. I kind
Speaker 1: of understand that if things like pills, he couldn't take
Speaker 1: them because cometimes people have that issues with the heart,
Speaker 1: they can't take those pills. But generally you'll inject something
Speaker 1: into your cock and balls. It's not gonna go well regardless.
Speaker 1: I should know. I am that person. Your person just sailor,
Speaker 1: aren't you? Glitter? Glitter didn't work?
Speaker 2: You were you were hoping that you've called glitter, medical
Speaker 2: grade glitter into my shaft.
Speaker 1: And why would you do that? I just won't, you know,
Speaker 1: why not? Why not? Why not? Let's try it. Just
Speaker 1: put a bit of glow into it. But it didn't work.
Speaker 2: Glow it's glowstick. Surely sounding with a glow stick.
Speaker 1: Anyway. The man that what happened to his to is
Speaker 1: Johnson and Johnson what happened to his dick? Did it explode?
Speaker 1: Did it go?
Speaker 2: But yeah, what happened was it he went into this
Speaker 2: establishment and it was an untrained person that did the injections.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so so it sounds like something not very pleasant happened.
Speaker 1: I'm imagining ballooning, ballooning, ballooning, possibly some necromancy, necrophilia. What's
Speaker 1: the what's the word when some necross necro says thank
Speaker 1: you gallery? What's trying to bring it back from the dad?
Speaker 1: Nec necrophilia? Yeah? So I mean, can that money buy
Speaker 1: his cockback by a massive dildo? Moving on from.
Speaker 2: That, yeah, and if you'l likely want to buy a
Speaker 2: massive buildo, why don't share that with us? We are
Speaker 2: at the good TV on social media and that brings nicely,
Speaker 2: thankfully over to our story of the Week.
Speaker 1: Have you ever woken up with something in your bed? Oh?
Speaker 1: Many times, like what you know. Sometimes it's it's a
Speaker 1: horse's head, sometimes because you've got bored after it the
Speaker 1: rest of the horse. Sometimes I once o, I say
Speaker 1: I'm gonna share. I'm over sharing again. Once went to
Speaker 1: a little bit of snacky snacks in the bed, chocolate, peanuts,
Speaker 1: work with in the morning. I thought it was up
Speaker 1: in the night. I don't know what A bar of chocolate. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And there was a while in my late twenties early
Speaker 2: thirties where drunk Mike used to take so we'll make
Speaker 2: a kebab for the morning, Oh lovely, and could look
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: Oh nice. So I would wake up quite often with
Speaker 1: a keb with meat on your face.
Speaker 2: No, it was still wrapped, okay, nice little wrapped up
Speaker 2: like a little baby.
Speaker 1: That I would wake up and go, what a lovely
Speaker 1: story that was? Like the Nativity. Though, I brought you
Speaker 1: a bit.
Speaker 2: I bring Frankkinsons, I bring to Mark ketchup, I bring
Speaker 2: garlic mayo. Oh well, it's about a man in Leeds
Speaker 2: who woke up after night out to find a four
Speaker 2: foot snake in his bed, an actual, actual snake, not
Speaker 2: a person that's not a nice person, not a massive dildo,
Speaker 2: an actual slithery snake.
Speaker 1: Was it his own snake? And where had it to be?
Speaker 1: Where did it come from?
Speaker 2: Well, when a mummy snake and a daddy snake love
Speaker 2: each other very very.
Speaker 1: Much, I know the physiology of it was created, but
Speaker 1: where did where did the actual snake originate from?
Speaker 2: So I believe it was an African snake.
Speaker 1: So just popped on a plane, bobbed over. Yes, got
Speaker 1: in the first ben they could it could find.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a corn snake, a corn snake, corn snake.
Speaker 1: But where did it come from? Though I don't know?
Speaker 1: Leaves is not it's not the natural habitat of corse snakes. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. So that's the thing we do. You can't
Speaker 1: tell where a snake is from. You can't go I love,
Speaker 1: and you're right. Will you never get information on these
Speaker 1: stocks because they don't know that information? You like, get
Speaker 1: my interest, and I ask, you don't know what's going on?
Speaker 2: Well, they don't know where the snake is from.
Speaker 1: Where are you from it? Doubt road? It's a snake.
Speaker 1: You don't you don't like waking them on? Said, it's
Speaker 1: a snake himself. Did that come from words to that effect?
Speaker 1: Was it from a neighbor? Was it? Does it even
Speaker 1: a block of fats? Had it come down from somebody's
Speaker 1: because it does happen, it does, does I'm not lying
Speaker 1: it My partner he lives on the bottom floor flat
Speaker 1: as a person that lives on the top of flat.
Speaker 1: He has a snake. Well, it's not around him. And
Speaker 1: one day there's knocking the door and you haven't it anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I've lost my a snake. So if
Speaker 1: you see it, let me know. Don't touch it, Just
Speaker 1: don't touch it. Don't just let me know. And it
Speaker 1: was all what kind of snake is? And it was
Speaker 1: like a baby python, didn't really fat. Then about six
Speaker 1: months later he was downstairs in the cellar lifted some
Speaker 1: washing desiccated snake.
Speaker 2: Okay, I called the RSPCA to take it away and
Speaker 2: the r SB response was going, oh, I'm sure that
Speaker 2: was quite scary in the morning.
Speaker 1: Was it lying out straight next to him, because that
Speaker 1: means it's trying to measure him to see how if
Speaker 1: it can eat him? Measure Do they lie they lie
Speaker 1: flat and you think, oh, it's been really and I
Speaker 1: can talk, but then what it's doing is going well.
Speaker 1: I can fit all of you inside of me. And
Speaker 1: on that note, that's all drop from the buzz this week.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that, Mike. I can fit all of
Speaker 1: you inside of me.
Speaker 2: I'm a stick, very gappy, very very gappy.
Speaker 1: Stick around us. Coming up, we have a game to
Speaker 1: play in our game of the week. Welcome back, and
Speaker 1: yes you're watching Chewing the Cord. We're going to play
Speaker 1: a little game. But before we do that, we've got
Speaker 1: a little gift for you, Mike, because it's your birthday.
Speaker 1: A couple actually a couple very very popular. So this one,
Speaker 1: this is from all of us here at the Cord.
Speaker 1: Quite exciting.
Speaker 2: It's been wrapped and everything while I'm just throwing in
Speaker 2: a plastic bag. Get it out of the shop now
Speaker 2: paying for it will be a sex toy.
Speaker 1: I mean that's appropriate. I mean it was very difficult
Speaker 1: to find one that you didn't actually own.
Speaker 2: Little robbery things and oh no, it's a oh it's
Speaker 2: a gift for George really, so he's had a little
Speaker 2: muddy pause.
Speaker 1: You can can fill it with it, you can fill
Speaker 1: it with water, and he's a little pouring and clean mmm.
Speaker 1: Then you can put it cocking afterwards. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's very very thoughtful of you all to get that
Speaker 2: sex toy slash thing for the dog you welcome.
Speaker 1: And then then then a viewer has sent something in
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah for anthrax. Wow, you know it didn't
Speaker 1: cause a rash when I opened it. Well, I'm not opened.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's inside. So mister mister Brian Higgins
Speaker 1: from Cleethorpe's has said that and then said, I for
Speaker 1: the man who has everything, I thought that this might
Speaker 1: take you in another dimension. Okay, I see what it is.
Speaker 2: It's not a new box, but a little sack.
Speaker 1: Oh that looks that looks intriguing. It does mm hmmm,
Speaker 1: what's that? Then? This is a tail, a tail as
Speaker 1: old as time. This is this is Oh, this is
Speaker 1: a boot plug. It's it's a book plug. This is
Speaker 1: a boot plug? Is it? Is? It? Is it? And
Speaker 1: Colin saying pudding wown't and some ears. I wonder I
Speaker 1: think you didn't pantomime this year? No, I'm not, was it,
Speaker 1: Brian Higgins?
Speaker 2: Brian Higgsan Higgins is obviously because I already have all
Speaker 2: of this sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm at the end I'm very curious.
Speaker 2: It's a book plug. I want to say that, you
Speaker 2: want to see a book plug plug before I'm just
Speaker 2: a traffic code like.
Speaker 1: So the idea is, oh, that's very shiny. It's supposed
Speaker 1: to be shay. So what that goes inside you? And
Speaker 1: then you put the ears on, and you've got a tail,
Speaker 1: and then then the little tail sticks out of your bumbum,
Speaker 1: and then you could put a little thing and says
Speaker 1: put in, put in, put in.
Speaker 2: I have a whole I have a whole head near
Speaker 2: pre mask.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, don't they know you well? They do. Indeed,
Speaker 1: thank you for that. I'm going to not going to
Speaker 1: play the game.
Speaker 2: Don't have a shit whatever the week.
Speaker 1: So this week we are going to play a gobby
Speaker 1: game show where Mike has put something inside his mouth
Speaker 1: and for the guests what it is, which is pretty
Speaker 1: much every day of that week anyway. So one sagerella,
Speaker 1: So let's have the first one. I've got the tail
Speaker 1: in saying oh and the glitter ball was so appalled
Speaker 1: by that that it threw itself off the display shells. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but look at that. Do it? Do it? I'll just
Speaker 1: not from that. It's return of the marc by Mark Morrison. Correct,
Speaker 1: Hey Mark, why are you always talking about your big break?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? No, I threw itrself off and they
Speaker 1: made him in a bit of a basic lady as well.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I haunted, Haunted by the guest disco ghost.
Speaker 1: I'm oh it sounds familiar art, but I can't really
Speaker 1: remember rain or shine, John walking in the air, Red
Speaker 1: Lady Redd, Yeah, I don't know what he's saying, Superfrey,
Speaker 1: is it red dressed by sugar begs pooooo boo boo
Speaker 1: bah by simply red. Still don't know what starming? And
Speaker 1: and then okay, okay, well next one that Olah is
Speaker 1: you might need somebody bye? More? Is it Randy Crawford? Who? Well, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm covered it, but I think the original was Brandy Crawford.
Speaker 3: Fact fans, Hello.
Speaker 1: I don't know that gallery. I've obviously got it here,
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Speaker 1: this break well we're going to be doing a is
Speaker 1: it a lesson? Learning? In a lesson of that? Welcome
Speaker 1: back to chewing the cud. And because it's his little
Speaker 1: birthday with a loud, MIC's full creative control. So he's
Speaker 1: going to do something exciting. So let's go over to
Speaker 1: teach me a lesson. Daddy, do you refer to me
Speaker 1: as daddy? Yeah, daddy, birthday, birthday, daddy.
Speaker 2: Oh, the fat is spreading your legs at the side,
Speaker 2: I know that's concern.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, So because it's my birthday, I like, I
Speaker 2: like a party.
Speaker 1: Do you? And I like Jillian ice cream? Jillian ice cream,
Speaker 1: jelly and ice cream? Oh that could be your drag name,
Speaker 1: couldn't it? Gillian ice Cream. Actually that's quite good. Track,
Speaker 1: that's quite good.
Speaker 2: I might have to get rid of heywoard you bloom.
Speaker 1: So we're going to make ice cream? Oh, how marvel?
Speaker 1: I remember how we do this. We've put it in
Speaker 1: the bag and we shake it like a polar rod
Speaker 1: picture and then child.
Speaker 2: And we do the first thing we need to do
Speaker 2: is in a little plastic bag. We need to pop
Speaker 2: up our ice cream ingredients.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have got.
Speaker 2: Some cream cream cream.
Speaker 1: So pop that into a little bag. Which one is
Speaker 1: which one is the cram, and which one is the milk?
Speaker 2: So the cream is in the tulip glass. That's the
Speaker 2: bank glass, that's the pang glass.
Speaker 1: The glass, what's that?
Speaker 2: That's the other thing we're gonna just you told get
Speaker 2: the cream.
Speaker 1: Out question pull pull the cream in there, all of
Speaker 1: the cream, all of the cram.
Speaker 2: Don't your load of cream into the bag?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And then in your other glass you have condensed milk.
Speaker 2: Change note which is thick, gloopy milk, which is delicious.
Speaker 1: You want to add all of that to oh, just
Speaker 1: pop that in as well, all of that in there? Oh,
Speaker 1: isn't it thick? Isn't it isn't it? Isn't it somewhereus viscus?
Speaker 1: You wish mixture? Oh look look okay.
Speaker 2: And then once you've got the majority of that and
Speaker 2: you won't be able to get it all in because
Speaker 2: it's thick, you're going to zip up your zip dot bag. Okay,
Speaker 2: but you don't want a lot of air in there.
Speaker 2: Take the air out as you do.
Speaker 1: My ziplock bag has malfunk shown. That's not not that.
Speaker 2: So there's there's there's your your ice cream mixture.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to clear this away.
Speaker 2: And then in another zip look bag, I've given you
Speaker 2: a ton of ice half okay. Now that's the thing
Speaker 2: that's going to make it nice and cold. Okay, but
Speaker 2: we need to make it even colder. Don't pick the
Speaker 2: bag up, okay. So into your zip bag of ice,
Speaker 2: I want you to dump the.
Speaker 1: Plate of salt, giving you, oh the salt, plate of salt. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: what's that? So then you don't want to plate in this,
Speaker 1: I just want the salt, so putting the plate mm hmmmm.
Speaker 2: And then then you're gonna put your your little bag
Speaker 2: inside your big bag.
Speaker 1: And zip it up. Okay. And then you want to
Speaker 1: get the ice around your ice cream mixture by manipulation.
Speaker 3: M hmm.
Speaker 1: And then you want to start shaking, shake, shake your love,
Speaker 1: just chicks, you love your love. Just hike. But okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we're done. We're done.
Speaker 2: Very cold hands, indeed, very cold.
Speaker 1: Frusty is leaping now if you carefully take out your
Speaker 1: inner bag. Okay. Nobody told me, but I've got an
Speaker 1: inner bag use only for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, I'm going to just guard the salty
Speaker 2: ice for a moment. And then carefully opening up the
Speaker 2: zip bag. Oh, I have got some very soft soft
Speaker 2: serve ice creaming.
Speaker 1: Mine is like a milkshake. Does it bring to the
Speaker 1: damn right? Then it's better than yours. That salt and
Speaker 1: just just on the party lately, at least close the
Speaker 1: bag up the gallery. Stress about the currently on the carpet.
Speaker 5: So going wrong. It's doing to flow. It lit to electricity.
Speaker 5: That's going to die.
Speaker 1: That's going to electication.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about the table. Worry more about the floor
Speaker 2: than the table. Yeah, I'm very toilet roll.
Speaker 1: Let it roll away, that's coming and mean int t roll. No,
Speaker 1: I won't do boy smells coconut smells a cookie note, okay,
Speaker 1: my favorite coccone. I just put that down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you clean up while I eat my necking. Because
Speaker 2: I'm a nice person, I've also given you a jelly.
Speaker 1: I can't be trusted with things. Lake up. I'm going
Speaker 1: to have some strawberry flapp je ten calories. They call
Speaker 1: it jello in America, though, don't. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: enjoy the juice, the juice on top of the jel.
Speaker 1: Come on, let the as green pull it. That's this
Speaker 1: is gonna go. Well, isn't you Oh, we said it again?
Speaker 1: Why would it again? Did it again? It's done it again?
Speaker 1: You should pull I'm just enjoying this experience. There's time. Okay.
Speaker 1: The face it is salty. Everything is salty. Why is
Speaker 1: it salty? I don't know. Did you get salt inside
Speaker 1: your back? I don't know. This is salty.
Speaker 2: So we've currently got a lot of screaming in the garay.
Speaker 2: What about the milk product that's currently on the carpet.
Speaker 2: I'll bring mine over in a second. But yeah, that's
Speaker 2: me teaching you a lesson. So yeah, And what people
Speaker 2: don't realize is that in that few seconds between me
Speaker 2: getting from the classroom to hear you managed to pour
Speaker 2: more cream all over the place, water all over the floor.
Speaker 1: And now I feel satiated. That's all for this week.
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Speaker 2: Thanks for watching, and we'll see you again soon.
Speaker 1: Bye. Yeah