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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Lee Robertson and Mike

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<v Speaker 1>benmin Rome. Put your hand in your heart. I'll tell you, Kenny,

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<v Speaker 1>what can you feel? Nothing? That's a titty. You're feeling

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<v Speaker 1>a titty? Titty is a girl? Yeah, Hello, we've causing

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<v Speaker 1>it at an inappropriate moment. There. Hi, I'm here with Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>who is trying to let people know he's now not

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<v Speaker 1>very very old, very very old. Fort Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the answer to life, the meaning and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you as a hit Tracker's reference? You don't hear? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to share it? It's from hitch Trackers

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<v Speaker 1>guy to the galaxy. Okay, so it's it's your I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the day that you they mixed all those chemicals

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<v Speaker 1>together in a test tube and created you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nine month anniversary of going see I should

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<v Speaker 2>have swallowed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, wow. Well, what have you got today for us,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike on your special day, Special day? Special?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I have some news about finding something large in

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<v Speaker 2>your bed after a night out, and then I get

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<v Speaker 2>to do something that we've done before in a particular

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<v Speaker 2>favorite and teach me a lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>We even have a game that you can play along

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<v Speaker 1>with too, but now on screen you can see how

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<v Speaker 1>contact details it's at the cut TV on your social

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<v Speaker 1>media and if you want to catch up with previous episodes,

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<v Speaker 1>you can always binge us on YouTube look for chewing

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<v Speaker 1>the cud.

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<v Speaker 2>And you can see the names of people who have

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<v Speaker 2>promised me fifteen pounds in cash for my birthday going

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<v Speaker 2>along the bottom of the screen. But now we have

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<v Speaker 2>Lee in the showbiz.

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<v Speaker 1>How do we feel about programs about serial killers?

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<v Speaker 2>As in people eat big balls of it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, killed lots of people.

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<v Speaker 2>As long as it's dramatized. I'm okay with its dramatized

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<v Speaker 2>of a factual.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what they did. Well, did you have you watched.

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<v Speaker 2>The Twins one the Yeah, that was a challenging ranking parts.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh did you almost feel a little bit guilty? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>it never felt guilty. Oh okay. Well, well, we're coming

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<v Speaker 1>to the end of the trilogy of the three serial

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<v Speaker 1>killer movies. So first of all we had well, Who's

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<v Speaker 1>the one that Ate Dharma? And then we had the

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<v Speaker 1>Menander's Twins, And now we're going to get ed gain

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<v Speaker 1>and it's called Monsters season three. Okay, So it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit controversial because it's it's it's been accused of

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<v Speaker 1>kind of eroticizing serial killers. So in the third one,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to have Charlie Hunnan He's stole my life anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>He's going to be playing Ed Gain, So we got

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<v Speaker 1>picture of him here. You see. This is how it

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<v Speaker 1>kind of gets a bit of flat to kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like say, he's right, Murphy's kind of like Homer or

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<v Speaker 1>ophicizing the characters. So he's going to be playing Ed Gain,

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<v Speaker 1>who Yeah, he not a nice person in that incarnation

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<v Speaker 1>actual Ed Gain. He was so Edgain was known for

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<v Speaker 1>Robin Graves collecting body parts as well as murdering people,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was suspected of killing lots more people, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was never confirmed. It was refreshed with the Butcher

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<v Speaker 1>of Plainfield and when he was arrested there was put

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<v Speaker 1>into a mentalized institution and died in nineteen eighty four.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically what what Ryan oh and he said, Ryan's

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<v Speaker 1>SeaQuest there, but it's not Ryan Murphy said, was that

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<v Speaker 1>he was He felt that he was one of the

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<v Speaker 1>first celebrity serial killers that kind of media covered. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody ever heard of anything like that before. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>a very interesting story. Hmm. So, yeah, he's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>done a couple of these series before and people have

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like gone, like you said, you felt not guilty,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's a little uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it was a challenge, yeah, but not always apparently.

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<v Speaker 1>In the Menander's brother's story, the part where one of

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<v Speaker 1>them is in the shower and you see his whole Taliwhacker,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an actual real Taliwaker. It's not a lot prosthetic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like Saltman. You get to see the whole thing

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<v Speaker 2>you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Indeed, we've got we've got a picture of Charlie through

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<v Speaker 1>the years, Charlie almost all my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he's and you can kind of you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's that I had the same hack on everything.

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<v Speaker 1>A young gentleman, two, an older gentleman. It's been filmed

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<v Speaker 1>that she's come up later this year. Okay, cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can save yourself up for that. I shall,

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<v Speaker 1>won't you know. So that's gone through a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a comedy okay. So it TV has announced they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do a new trans comedy series. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be called Transaction, and it starts Nick Frost, who is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like a is a the Bears like Nick Frost.

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<v Speaker 1>I get the attraction of Nick Frost, but it's just

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<v Speaker 1>not for me. No, not for me either. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he's straight, so he's not he's not gay, but the

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<v Speaker 1>Bears dislike him. And it also features comedian Jordan Gray,

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<v Speaker 1>who has kind of like worked their way up from

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<v Speaker 1>so we like stand up and stuff into this this

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<v Speaker 1>kind of role. So it's described as a transit. So

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<v Speaker 1>the character is Live which has been played by by

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan which described as a trans egomaniac who causes havoc

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<v Speaker 1>during her night shift at a souper market. So the

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<v Speaker 1>initial synopsis is having worked there for the bossu Sama

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<v Speaker 1>Frost after he inadvertently offended the LGBTQ plus community with

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<v Speaker 1>an ill consive marketing complaint campaign. Lives soon realizes she's

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<v Speaker 1>unsackable and sets about turning the story into her own

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<v Speaker 1>personal playground and Lucia and chaos on everyone and everything

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<v Speaker 1>around her. So it sounds quite interesting, So so Jordan third,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't realize this. I first appeared on the

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<v Speaker 1>fifth series of The Voice UK in twenty sixteen, becoming

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<v Speaker 1>the first the show's first transgender contestant. Semi finals and

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<v Speaker 1>then she was eliminated. So we've got a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>her there looking stunning at some awards the bafters. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all the gold statues statue. What she said is my

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<v Speaker 1>one true goal with this show is to create something

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<v Speaker 1>as timeless as my breast and punts, which is what

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<v Speaker 1>we can all just hope for, isn't it in life? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So then we've got so saying that Nick Frost is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like a gay bear. Yeah, that's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think. Yeah, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't it doesn't tickle my.

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<v Speaker 1>Pickle, no, but I get it. M So, it's currently

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<v Speaker 1>being filmed now, hasn't got a release date, but it

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<v Speaker 1>will be at some point this year. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's quite good because it's not it's not a program

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<v Speaker 1>that is examining what it's like to be a transperson.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just a trans person and that and it's about

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<v Speaker 1>their life.

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<v Speaker 2>A story about a person who happens to be transit,

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<v Speaker 2>and a trans person's narrative.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and get the kind of sort of bad points

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<v Speaker 1>of their personality rather than kind of like saying that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they're an angel. And so I'm quite looking

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<v Speaker 1>forward to that. So that would be quite interesting. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>so last bit of Showby's news last year, you could

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<v Speaker 1>not move for celebrity to look like competents happening all

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<v Speaker 1>around the globe. We've covered it before, so we've had

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<v Speaker 1>we now see, I don't know who this is, you

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<v Speaker 1>man Jeremy Allen White, an actor, Paul Mascalmo. But one

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<v Speaker 1>has gone ahead. It's the one direction, so saying Malick,

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<v Speaker 1>double competition. So we've got a picture that so on

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<v Speaker 1>the big picture, that's the real.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to say that looks real, lot like, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the real, and then we've got sort of pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of the contestants. So it happened in New York in Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't go as smoothly as organizers had hoped for with

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<v Speaker 1>with the lesbian finishing runner up. So that is the

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<v Speaker 1>runner up. So despite it kind of widely being publicized,

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't didn't It wasn't hugely well tended. Somebody already

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<v Speaker 1>it said, are the lookalikes in the park with us

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<v Speaker 1>right now? So that the lady who came second is Celinka,

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<v Speaker 1>And she said, I think you should vote for me

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<v Speaker 1>because those lookalike contests are very male dominated. And she

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<v Speaker 1>she got she's got a second place to I got

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<v Speaker 1>me thinking, if we were to have a celebrity lookalike competition,

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<v Speaker 1>what celebrity do you think we would kind of look like?

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<v Speaker 1>So I used a generator, a celebrity generator.

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<v Speaker 2>You used a celebrity generator. Yes, I've put a picture

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<v Speaker 2>of us in to a thing. Which pictures did you use?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you use Hydrio's pictures of me like you normally do?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Well, say shall we let's bring let's bring up

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<v Speaker 1>the first slide? Who had done? So? This is you?

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my birthday and this is what is put on screen.

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<v Speaker 2>I demand that to be better.

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<v Speaker 1>I took three different photos I did. Some of those

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<v Speaker 1>are pre pandemic. Well, it's not my fault. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>keep up today, So I need I need different pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>That's better. Oh you did it yourself, didn't you? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I did it clearly, Yeah, clearly there was there was

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<v Speaker 1>a bug in the system when it did that. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a sneaky feeling that mine may have been adjusted.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, well, look totally. Jackson doesn't wear glasses.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Lambert's handsome, and then trans Crawford John So yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>By brothers, brothers from another mother and different generations. So

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<v Speaker 1>you've so is there is there once follow? Because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a cruel person, I'm still not convinced that there's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be one with the witch from in his world,

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<v Speaker 1>from Terror Hall and from Gimme, Gimmy, Gimmy. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>for this week. Showby's news. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely always nice to know that you're up for being

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<v Speaker 2>compared to Lindaa Hughes or super Old.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you speak ill of the dead? You? Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>am dead. Get inside, stick around because after this, it's

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<v Speaker 1>Mike in the Buzz. You're watching Chewing the Cord with

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<v Speaker 1>Land and Mike, and now we go over to look

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<v Speaker 1>into the deeper parts of the Internet with a birthday boy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mike and the Buzz.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember a little while ago we went off

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<v Speaker 2>and did a float tank experience. Yes, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 2>to mention the time, don'try and how it was being

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<v Speaker 2>isolated that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, floating in tepid salty water a weekend four inches.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you didn't enjoy it?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, And I thought it was okay, but then the

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<v Speaker 2>intrusive thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>Kicked in, Oh did they? Yeah? Was it that what

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<v Speaker 1>happened if I drink some of this water? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was more you know how they said, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>put vastly on your cuts and things, right, and they go.

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<v Speaker 1>What would happen if I didn't have one? I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I was concerned it by anyway. It's a story about

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<v Speaker 2>a man who spent three hours in a century deprivation room, Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and telling about how it was just an awful experience,

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<v Speaker 2>right to the point where people have found out that

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<v Speaker 2>they've been using it as a torture device. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>putting people in a completely sealed environment for hours on

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<v Speaker 2>end right as a form of torture, so much so

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<v Speaker 2>that it's become against the Human Rights Convention. So he

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<v Speaker 2>to share people what it was like when he spent

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<v Speaker 2>three hours in there. But you couldn't do it. He

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't complete the full three hours.

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<v Speaker 2>for three hours, right, no sounding, it in no light,

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<v Speaker 2>no nothing. He's just on his own inner room. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>he started to hallucinate. Right, he had also had intrusive thoughts. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Of the world. What didn't he just come out place?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he did, didn't complete the full three hours. He went,

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<v Speaker 1>Let me get out. Nobody opened the door. They said,

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't you on the other side. Well, you're lear

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<v Speaker 2>the other dog. Now you said three hours, you're doing

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Well I don't really have a he amount of sympathy, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>How long did he stay in there? Then? Ten seconds?

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<v Speaker 2>It was about an hour and hour of forty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't but halfway through, I don't really understand what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all for that. But just going into a completely

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<v Speaker 1>not going to be good for you. No. No, So

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<v Speaker 1>don't do it. Don't do it. People, don't do it

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<v Speaker 1>people at all.

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<v Speaker 2>No. But moving on from a man who was locked

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<v Speaker 2>in a room to a man who kind of wish

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<v Speaker 2>is that he was. Have you ever had a surgery

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<v Speaker 2>go wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Multiple, multiple, one faceless.

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<v Speaker 1>not go wrong, not go wrong, not go wrong, but no. No.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a story about a man who's won three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and seventy five thousand pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Litigation case. Okay, after his invasive injections ruined his penis. What? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So the invasive injection of his penis. Was that something

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<v Speaker 1>that had to happen because it was a medical need

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<v Speaker 1>or was it because he wanted to pump up it

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<v Speaker 1>went through his own choice.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was to help combat erectile dysfunction hmm. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a medical thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmmm. But was it a medical provider who injected his dingerling.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a private medical provider. Was it was it

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<v Speaker 1>Sheila from down the road in her back bedroom. It

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<v Speaker 1>was Sheila.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know Sheila?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone knows Sheila. She don't wanted to Sheila pump it up?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, So the medical provider of Newman okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>new mail, sorry, new mail. So yeah, gave him a

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<v Speaker 2>series of injections that weren't correctly done. Okay, it was

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<v Speaker 2>a sixty six.

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<v Speaker 1>Year old man. Was how the injections gave the injury?

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<v Speaker 1>The injections? Okay, okay, Well at that age, cock crops

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<v Speaker 1>and ability, Hell, no, is it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not inevitability. It's more common as you get old.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, you've got no sympathy for him, have you?

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<v Speaker 1>Well met, I don't know the full story. I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of understand that if things like pills, he couldn't take

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<v Speaker 1>them because cometimes people have that issues with the heart,

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<v Speaker 1>they can't take those pills. But generally you'll inject something

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<v Speaker 1>into your cock and balls. It's not gonna go well regardless.

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<v Speaker 1>I should know. I am that person. Your person just sailor,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you? Glitter? Glitter didn't work?

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<v Speaker 2>You were you were hoping that you've called glitter, medical

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<v Speaker 2>grade glitter into my shaft.

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<v Speaker 1>And why would you do that? I just won't, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>why not? Why not? Why not? Let's try it. Just

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<v Speaker 1>put a bit of glow into it. But it didn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>Glow it's glowstick. Surely sounding with a glow stick.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. The man that what happened to his to is

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<v Speaker 1>Johnson and Johnson what happened to his dick? Did it explode?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it go?

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, what happened was it he went into this

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<v Speaker 2>establishment and it was an untrained person that did the injections.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so so it sounds like something not very pleasant happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm imagining ballooning, ballooning, ballooning, possibly some necromancy, necrophilia. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the what's the word when some necross necro says thank

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<v Speaker 1>you gallery? What's trying to bring it back from the dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Nec necrophilia? Yeah? So I mean, can that money buy

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<v Speaker 1>his cockback by a massive dildo? Moving on from.

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<v Speaker 2>That, yeah, and if you'l likely want to buy a

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<v Speaker 2>massive buildo, why don't share that with us? We are

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<v Speaker 2>at the good TV on social media and that brings nicely,

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<v Speaker 2>thankfully over to our story of the Week.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever woken up with something in your bed? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Many times, like what you know. Sometimes it's it's a

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<v Speaker 1>horse's head, sometimes because you've got bored after it the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the horse. Sometimes I once o, I say

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna share. I'm over sharing again. Once went to

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of snacky snacks in the bed, chocolate, peanuts,

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<v Speaker 1>work with in the morning. I thought it was up

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<v Speaker 1>in the night. I don't know what A bar of chocolate. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And there was a while in my late twenties early

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<v Speaker 2>thirties where drunk Mike used to take so we'll make

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<v Speaker 2>a kebab for the morning, Oh lovely, and could look

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<v Speaker 2>with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice. So I would wake up quite often with

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<v Speaker 1>a keb with meat on your face.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was still wrapped, okay, nice little wrapped up

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<v Speaker 2>like a little baby.

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<v Speaker 1>That I would wake up and go, what a lovely

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<v Speaker 1>story that was? Like the Nativity. Though, I brought you

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<v Speaker 1>a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I bring Frankkinsons, I bring to Mark ketchup, I bring

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<v Speaker 2>garlic mayo. Oh well, it's about a man in Leeds

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<v Speaker 2>who woke up after night out to find a four

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<v Speaker 2>foot snake in his bed, an actual, actual snake, not

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<v Speaker 2>a person that's not a nice person, not a massive dildo,

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<v Speaker 2>an actual slithery snake.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it his own snake? And where had it to be?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did it come from?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, when a mummy snake and a daddy snake love

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<v Speaker 2>each other very very.

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<v Speaker 1>Much, I know the physiology of it was created, but

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<v Speaker 1>where did where did the actual snake originate from?

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<v Speaker 2>So I believe it was an African snake.

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<v Speaker 1>So just popped on a plane, bobbed over. Yes, got

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<v Speaker 1>in the first ben they could it could find.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a corn snake, a corn snake, corn snake.

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<v Speaker 1>But where did it come from? Though I don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>Leaves is not it's not the natural habitat of corse snakes. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. So that's the thing we do. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>tell where a snake is from. You can't go I love,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're right. Will you never get information on these

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<v Speaker 1>stocks because they don't know that information? You like, get

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<v Speaker 1>my interest, and I ask, you don't know what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they don't know where the snake is from.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you from it? Doubt road? It's a snake.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't you don't like waking them on? Said, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a snake himself. Did that come from words to that effect?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it from a neighbor? Was it? Does it even

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<v Speaker 1>a block of fats? Had it come down from somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>because it does happen, it does, does I'm not lying

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<v Speaker 1>it My partner he lives on the bottom floor flat

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<v Speaker 1>as a person that lives on the top of flat.

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<v Speaker 1>He has a snake. Well, it's not around him. And

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<v Speaker 1>one day there's knocking the door and you haven't it anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, man, I've lost my a snake. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you see it, let me know. Don't touch it, Just

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<v Speaker 1>don't touch it. Don't just let me know. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was all what kind of snake is? And it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a baby python, didn't really fat. Then about six

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<v Speaker 1>months later he was downstairs in the cellar lifted some

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<v Speaker 1>washing desiccated snake.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I called the RSPCA to take it away and

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<v Speaker 2>the r SB response was going, oh, I'm sure that

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<v Speaker 2>was quite scary in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it lying out straight next to him, because that

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<v Speaker 1>means it's trying to measure him to see how if

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<v Speaker 1>it can eat him? Measure Do they lie they lie

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<v Speaker 1>flat and you think, oh, it's been really and I

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<v Speaker 1>can talk, but then what it's doing is going well.

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<v Speaker 1>I can fit all of you inside of me. And

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<v Speaker 1>on that note, that's all drop from the buzz this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for that, Mike. I can fit all of

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<v Speaker 1>you inside of me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a stick, very gappy, very very gappy.

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<v Speaker 1>Stick around us. Coming up, we have a game to

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<v Speaker 1>play in our game of the week. Welcome back, and

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<v Speaker 1>yes you're watching Chewing the Cord. We're going to play

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<v Speaker 1>a little game. But before we do that, we've got

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<v Speaker 1>a little gift for you, Mike, because it's your birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple actually a couple very very popular. So this one,

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<v Speaker 1>this is from all of us here at the Cord.

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<v Speaker 1>Quite exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been wrapped and everything while I'm just throwing in

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<v Speaker 2>a plastic bag. Get it out of the shop now

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<v Speaker 2>paying for it will be a sex toy.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's appropriate. I mean it was very difficult

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<v Speaker 1>to find one that you didn't actually own.

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<v Speaker 2>Little robbery things and oh no, it's a oh it's

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<v Speaker 2>a gift for George really, so he's had a little

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<v Speaker 2>muddy pause.

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<v Speaker 1>You can can fill it with it, you can fill

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<v Speaker 1>it with water, and he's a little pouring and clean mmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you can put it cocking afterwards. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very very thoughtful of you all to get that

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<v Speaker 2>sex toy slash thing for the dog you welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>And then then then a viewer has sent something in

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Yeah for anthrax. Wow, you know it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>cause a rash when I opened it. Well, I'm not opened.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's inside. So mister mister Brian Higgins

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<v Speaker 1>from Cleethorpe's has said that and then said, I for

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<v Speaker 1>the man who has everything, I thought that this might

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<v Speaker 1>take you in another dimension. Okay, I see what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a new box, but a little sack.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that looks that looks intriguing. It does mm hmmm,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that? Then? This is a tail, a tail as

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<v Speaker 1>old as time. This is this is Oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a boot plug. It's it's a book plug. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a boot plug? Is it? Is? It? Is it? And

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<v Speaker 1>Colin saying pudding wown't and some ears. I wonder I

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<v Speaker 1>think you didn't pantomime this year? No, I'm not, was it,

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Higgins?

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<v Speaker 2>Brian Higgsan Higgins is obviously because I already have all

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<v Speaker 2>of this sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at the end I'm very curious.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a book plug. I want to say that, you

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<v Speaker 2>want to see a book plug plug before I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>a traffic code like.

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<v Speaker 1>So the idea is, oh, that's very shiny. It's supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be shay. So what that goes inside you? And

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<v Speaker 1>then you put the ears on, and you've got a tail,

425
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<v Speaker 1>and then then the little tail sticks out of your bumbum,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you could put a little thing and says

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<v Speaker 1>put in, put in, put in.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a whole I have a whole head near

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<v Speaker 2>pre mask.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, don't they know you well? They do. Indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for that. I'm going to not going to

432
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<v Speaker 1>play the game.

433
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<v Speaker 2>Don't have a shit whatever the week.

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<v Speaker 1>So this week we are going to play a gobby

435
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<v Speaker 1>game show where Mike has put something inside his mouth

436
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<v Speaker 1>and for the guests what it is, which is pretty

437
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<v Speaker 1>much every day of that week anyway. So one sagerella,

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<v Speaker 1>So let's have the first one. I've got the tail

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<v Speaker 1>in saying oh and the glitter ball was so appalled

440
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<v Speaker 1>by that that it threw itself off the display shells. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but look at that. Do it? Do it? I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>not from that. It's return of the marc by Mark Morrison. Correct,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Mark, why are you always talking about your big break?

444
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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? No, I threw itrself off and they

445
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<v Speaker 1>made him in a bit of a basic lady as well.

446
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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I haunted, Haunted by the guest disco ghost.

447
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<v Speaker 1>I'm oh it sounds familiar art, but I can't really

448
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<v Speaker 1>remember rain or shine, John walking in the air, Red

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<v Speaker 1>Lady Redd, Yeah, I don't know what he's saying, Superfrey,

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<v Speaker 1>is it red dressed by sugar begs pooooo boo boo

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<v Speaker 1>bah by simply red. Still don't know what starming? And

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<v Speaker 1>and then okay, okay, well next one that Olah is

453
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<v Speaker 1>you might need somebody bye? More? Is it Randy Crawford? Who? Well, sure,

454
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<v Speaker 1>I'm covered it, but I think the original was Brandy Crawford.

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<v Speaker 3>Fact fans, Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that gallery. I've obviously got it here,

457
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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. Is it better? Joel? I've been

458
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<v Speaker 1>mad for a long time. When did you come from?

459
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<v Speaker 1>Where did you go? Where did you got that? Joe? No? Oh? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>greeve Ar Margins in the heart they like heart by

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<v Speaker 1>d light pastful platform all better go west, stupid doo

462
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<v Speaker 1>boo Boo or West but butter Boo? Is it is it?

463
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<v Speaker 1>Is it cotton Eye Joe and by red cottage Joe?

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<v Speaker 1>But it is in fact go West by the PSP

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<v Speaker 1>B PSP patch boys home. Uh hello, oh this is

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<v Speaker 1>a share song. Just see it again? Wow, it is

467
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<v Speaker 1>believe by share. There's no turning back. You haven't suddenly

468
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<v Speaker 1>swatched to her the video baby baby, the baby baby, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>baby baby, Get up on this. This one's owner further

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<v Speaker 1>social people that would be push it by salt and pepper.

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<v Speaker 1>That's more. Last one.

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<v Speaker 4>la la la la la la la la.

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<v Speaker 1>La lah police jas woah wah wah. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that one? Is it is it? Is it red next

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<v Speaker 1>to cotton Joe? M when a cartoner Joe who long

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<v Speaker 1>time ago? I older? I have the tiger, all of

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<v Speaker 1>them tar ups full from my eye, all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Aldron children Bolden couldred Golden I gorden.

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<v Speaker 1>On that that was the sing during stage. It was not.

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<v Speaker 1>He's amazing danger. Wow, that was fantastic. Join us after

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<v Speaker 1>this break well we're going to be doing a is

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<v Speaker 1>it a lesson? Learning? In a lesson of that? Welcome

486
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<v Speaker 1>back to chewing the cud. And because it's his little

487
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<v Speaker 1>birthday with a loud, MIC's full creative control. So he's

488
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<v Speaker 1>going to do something exciting. So let's go over to

489
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<v Speaker 1>teach me a lesson. Daddy, do you refer to me

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<v Speaker 1>as daddy? Yeah, daddy, birthday, birthday, daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the fat is spreading your legs at the side,

492
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<v Speaker 2>I know that's concern.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, So because it's my birthday, I like, I

495
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<v Speaker 2>like a party.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you? And I like Jillian ice cream? Jillian ice cream,

497
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<v Speaker 1>jelly and ice cream? Oh that could be your drag name,

498
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<v Speaker 1>couldn't it? Gillian ice Cream. Actually that's quite good. Track,

499
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<v Speaker 1>that's quite good.

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<v Speaker 2>I might have to get rid of heywoard you bloom.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to make ice cream? Oh, how marvel?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember how we do this. We've put it in

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<v Speaker 1>the bag and we shake it like a polar rod

504
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<v Speaker 1>picture and then child.

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<v Speaker 2>And we do the first thing we need to do

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<v Speaker 2>is in a little plastic bag. We need to pop

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<v Speaker 2>up our ice cream ingredients.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so we have got.

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<v Speaker 2>Some cream cream cream.

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<v Speaker 1>So pop that into a little bag. Which one is

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<v Speaker 1>which one is the cram, and which one is the milk?

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<v Speaker 2>So the cream is in the tulip glass. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>bank glass, that's the pang glass.

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<v Speaker 1>The glass, what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the other thing we're gonna just you told get

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<v Speaker 2>the cream.

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<v Speaker 1>Out question pull pull the cream in there, all of

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<v Speaker 1>the cream, all of the cram.

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00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:36.199
<v Speaker 2>Don't your load of cream into the bag?

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00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:38.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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00:35:40.440 --> 00:35:43.000
<v Speaker 2>And then in your other glass you have condensed milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Change note which is thick, gloopy milk, which is delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to add all of that to oh, just

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<v Speaker 1>pop that in as well, all of that in there? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it thick? Isn't it isn't it? Isn't it somewhereus viscus?

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<v Speaker 1>You wish mixture? Oh look look okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And then once you've got the majority of that and

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<v Speaker 2>you won't be able to get it all in because

529
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<v Speaker 2>it's thick, you're going to zip up your zip dot bag. Okay,

530
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<v Speaker 2>but you don't want a lot of air in there.

531
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<v Speaker 2>Take the air out as you do.

532
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<v Speaker 1>My ziplock bag has malfunk shown. That's not not that.

533
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<v Speaker 2>So there's there's there's your your ice cream mixture.

534
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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to clear this away.

535
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<v Speaker 2>And then in another zip look bag, I've given you

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<v Speaker 2>a ton of ice half okay. Now that's the thing

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<v Speaker 2>that's going to make it nice and cold. Okay, but

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00:36:48.559 --> 00:36:53.960
<v Speaker 2>we need to make it even colder. Don't pick the

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00:36:54.039 --> 00:37:00.760
<v Speaker 2>bag up, okay. So into your zip bag of ice,

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to dump the.

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<v Speaker 1>Plate of salt, giving you, oh the salt, plate of salt. Yes, okay,

542
00:37:14.199 --> 00:37:16.320
<v Speaker 1>what's that? So then you don't want to plate in this,

543
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I just want the salt, so putting the plate mm hmmmm.

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00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:27.039
<v Speaker 2>And then then you're gonna put your your little bag

545
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<v Speaker 2>inside your big bag.

546
00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:37.800
<v Speaker 1>And zip it up. Okay. And then you want to

547
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<v Speaker 1>get the ice around your ice cream mixture by manipulation.

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<v Speaker 3>M hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you want to start shaking, shake, shake your love,

550
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<v Speaker 1>just chicks, you love your love. Just hike. But okay, okay,

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00:39:03.599 --> 00:39:05.840
<v Speaker 1>we're done. We're done.

552
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<v Speaker 2>Very cold hands, indeed, very cold.

553
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<v Speaker 1>Frusty is leaping now if you carefully take out your

554
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<v Speaker 1>inner bag. Okay. Nobody told me, but I've got an

555
00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:24.360
<v Speaker 1>inner bag use only for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, okay, I'm going to just guard the salty

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<v Speaker 2>ice for a moment. And then carefully opening up the

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<v Speaker 2>zip bag. Oh, I have got some very soft soft

559
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<v Speaker 2>serve ice creaming.

560
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<v Speaker 1>Mine is like a milkshake. Does it bring to the

561
00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:56.000
<v Speaker 1>damn right? Then it's better than yours. That salt and

562
00:39:56.880 --> 00:40:05.199
<v Speaker 1>just just on the party lately, at least close the

563
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<v Speaker 1>bag up the gallery. Stress about the currently on the carpet.

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<v Speaker 5>So going wrong. It's doing to flow. It lit to electricity.

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<v Speaker 5>That's going to die.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to electication.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about the table. Worry more about the floor

568
00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:38.920
<v Speaker 2>than the table. Yeah, I'm very toilet roll.

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<v Speaker 1>Let it roll away, that's coming and mean int t roll. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't do boy smells coconut smells a cookie note, okay,

571
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<v Speaker 1>my favorite coccone. I just put that down there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you clean up while I eat my necking. Because

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00:41:06.679 --> 00:41:09.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm a nice person, I've also given you a jelly.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't be trusted with things. Lake up. I'm going

575
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<v Speaker 1>to have some strawberry flapp je ten calories. They call

576
00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:34.039
<v Speaker 1>it jello in America, though, don't. I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy the juice, the juice on top of the jel.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, let the as green pull it. That's this

579
00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:49.400
<v Speaker 1>is gonna go. Well, isn't you Oh, we said it again?

580
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Why would it again? Did it again? It's done it again?

581
00:41:58.480 --> 00:42:07.159
<v Speaker 1>You should pull I'm just enjoying this experience. There's time. Okay.

582
00:42:18.400 --> 00:42:22.880
<v Speaker 1>The face it is salty. Everything is salty. Why is

583
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:27.119
<v Speaker 1>it salty? I don't know. Did you get salt inside

584
00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:31.920
<v Speaker 1>your back? I don't know. This is salty.

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00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:35.840
<v Speaker 2>So we've currently got a lot of screaming in the garay.

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00:42:36.159 --> 00:42:38.760
<v Speaker 2>What about the milk product that's currently on the carpet.

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00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:44.599
<v Speaker 2>I'll bring mine over in a second. But yeah, that's

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00:42:44.679 --> 00:42:58.400
<v Speaker 2>me teaching you a lesson. So yeah, And what people

589
00:42:58.440 --> 00:43:01.079
<v Speaker 2>don't realize is that in that few seconds between me

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00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:05.800
<v Speaker 2>getting from the classroom to hear you managed to pour

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00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:09.360
<v Speaker 2>more cream all over the place, water all over the floor.

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00:43:12.079 --> 00:43:15.760
<v Speaker 1>And now I feel satiated. That's all for this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forget. You can always find us on your social media.

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<v Speaker 1>We are at the cud TV. Don't forget. You can

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<v Speaker 1>also share money with me as gifts. But that's all

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<v Speaker 1>for this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for watching, and we'll see you again soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye. Yeah