Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on? Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
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Speaker 1: I'm Laura Kane. Who are you?
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Speaker 2: Oh that's producer Brian.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 2: Did you get your haircut?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a week or two ago. Thanks for noticing
Speaker 3: I wore a hat last weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you would usually be the first to
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Speaker 1: You guys this show, we talk to you about insanity. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you about that. Also we I think
Speaker 1: we're gonna plan an event around one of my bucket
Speaker 1: list items and we're in the early planning stages. But
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what that's all about. And then Eric's
Speaker 1: Double D News. There's a lot, and there's a special correspondent.
Speaker 2: My Double D's. My jugs are full.
Speaker 1: There's a special correspondent too.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, there is a special correspondent straight from Hollywood.
Speaker 2: Laura Kane, it's me.
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Speaker 2: What's up, Sexy Jody?
Speaker 1: Okay, Jody, I haven't seen you in stop enough Hi Jody.
Speaker 2: Yes, but hot little body.
Speaker 1: We Before I get into what we're going to do,
Speaker 1: the thing we're planning, we need to talk about a
Speaker 1: show that we literally just want. Did you watch it today?
Speaker 2: No, I watched it on Friday.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just watched it like an hour.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, you want to say what it is?
Speaker 2: You say what it is?
Speaker 1: Okay? Two episodes. I don't know if there's a third episode.
Speaker 2: Four? Oh really?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. It's called Chimp Crazy and it's kind
Speaker 1: of like the Tiger King kind of is that what
Speaker 1: the name was that the name of it? Tiger King?
Speaker 1: What the crazy guy with the tigers? It's kind of
Speaker 1: like that, but she's with the chimps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's nuts.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh when they okay, episode two, like about
Speaker 1: halfway in and oh the twists and turns, the twists
Speaker 1: and turns, and it's real life.
Speaker 2: I know, you can't believe that this is a true story.
Speaker 1: Gosh. I wish we could like to say more, but
Speaker 1: we cannot ruin it.
Speaker 2: No, you guys, it's on HBO Max and you can.
Speaker 1: There's two episodes now, and I guess there's four.
Speaker 2: I thought there were four.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I can't imagine what's gonna happen next.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it is crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, So on Thursday we talked about our bucket list items. Yea,
Speaker 1: and one of my items on my bucket list was
Speaker 1: that I would love to try on a wedding dress
Speaker 1: just once in my lifetime, because I never have.
Speaker 2: After you've had sex with Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1: Right, that would be nice.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's the top of my list.
Speaker 1: But I loped, so I never had a dress. I
Speaker 1: never tried one on, and I always thought it would
Speaker 1: be great. And then you said, no, I'm totally gonna
Speaker 1: come with you and we'll go and be so fun. Well,
Speaker 1: I got so many dms from other women who were
Speaker 1: in the same shoes feel like they would love to
Speaker 1: do this with us, So we might make it a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it might be like an event where maybe five
Speaker 1: of us go and live out our dream.
Speaker 5: You just have to find a dress out that doesn't
Speaker 5: mind five random women coming in all together to try
Speaker 5: on dresses.
Speaker 1: Already making the phone calls, already checking with management. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's in the works. It's just we don't have the
Speaker 1: details yet. But I think it'll be so so cool
Speaker 1: and so fun, and it'll check something off of my
Speaker 1: bucket list. Okay, I have a question for you, guys. Yes,
Speaker 1: what is something that you cannot wrap your head around?
Speaker 1: No matter how many times it's explained to you, I'll
Speaker 1: give you an example for me. I don't care. It's
Speaker 1: probably been a hundred times. I don't get football. I
Speaker 1: cannot wrap my head around that game. I do not
Speaker 1: understand football all the things I've been taught.
Speaker 2: So I don't understand any sports at all.
Speaker 1: Sare like somebody threw that question out there, and somebody said,
Speaker 1: like space, when you think about the universe and like that,
Speaker 1: it's endless. It's yes, you can't wrap your mind around that.
Speaker 1: Mm like for example, like electricity, or that a plane
Speaker 1: so huge carrying like three hundred people can get off
Speaker 1: the ground. I can't wrap my head around that. That's
Speaker 1: like crazy. But that all that metal, all that weight,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know the aero dynamics about it all.
Speaker 1: But I just can't wrap my head around that.
Speaker 5: I think Wikipedia could probably solve quite a few of these,
Speaker 5: well quandaries.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know. Still still is there anything
Speaker 1: like that that you I think there's.
Speaker 2: Too many accounts. I can't. I do not understand math.
Speaker 2: No many.
Speaker 4: When I was in grad school, I had three math titors.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's that's that comes from a place of deep shame.
Speaker 2: But I just couldn't.
Speaker 4: So here is this is I can't even believe I'm
Speaker 4: gonna tell this story because it's so embarrassing. So I
Speaker 4: was modeling at the time, and I was in LA
Speaker 4: and you have to test out with.
Speaker 2: This particular class that I was in. So I thought,
Speaker 2: just based.
Speaker 4: On my personality, that I would just be able to
Speaker 4: sail through my entire graduate school experience and just not
Speaker 4: take math because I was a business major.
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, who needs math?
Speaker 3: So money ring a bell?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So they they give us this math test and
Speaker 4: it was the scantron's you know, we have to fill
Speaker 4: in the little thing.
Speaker 2: And I'm just you know, it was a total toss up.
Speaker 2: I didn't even.
Speaker 4: Know what and so they I handed to the instructor
Speaker 4: in instructor gets the you know, the thing up that
Speaker 4: they put over it, and he's like, oh, I must
Speaker 4: have the wrong one. And I'm starting to sweat, and
Speaker 4: he goes, you failed every single question except for one,
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 5: Was like, my random chance, you should The one that
Speaker 5: I did get was a total random.
Speaker 4: So then they let me graduate, but I still had
Speaker 4: to take three math classes, so I had a tutor
Speaker 4: for each math class, and I think the instructors were like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, give it to them.
Speaker 2: Like who cares?
Speaker 3: Is this calculus?
Speaker 2: It was like it was like trig calculus. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I know, Brian is right, Like you
Speaker 1: should have like at least like four more answers right
Speaker 1: just by happitstance.
Speaker 3: Out of forty questions, you should have got at least ten.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh my gosh. Anyway, Okay, there's so much to
Speaker 1: talk about as far as double D news. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: something like right off the bat right, yes, the music.
Speaker 1: We're going into the double D news because we have.
Speaker 2: A lot of it right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. First, are you going to start with
Speaker 1: a sad thing? Oh? Yes, what I can't hear myself anymore?
Speaker 2: Uh? Oh there we go. Okay, can hear yourself?
Speaker 1: Yes, no, I can.
Speaker 4: Very sad news. Mariah Carey lost her mom and sister
Speaker 4: on the same day.
Speaker 3: Ouch, that's right.
Speaker 4: And they don't they didn't say. They said that she
Speaker 4: was with her mom during the last week of her life.
Speaker 4: So I'm not sure if the mom had something terminal
Speaker 4: or what the deal was. They didn't release how the
Speaker 4: mom or.
Speaker 2: The sister died. So, but that's super sat on that
Speaker 2: same day.
Speaker 1: Unthinkable.
Speaker 2: Did you read her memoir?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I did not, So I know that they had kind
Speaker 4: of a rough life, like she had kind of a
Speaker 4: rough life and this. Yeah, but so I don't know
Speaker 4: what the whole thing was.
Speaker 2: But it's sad. Oh boy, boy boy. I'll be so.
Speaker 4: Glad when this is over and I never have to
Speaker 4: report about it again until she gets married for the
Speaker 4: fIF time.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So Ben Affleck is denying dating RFK Junior's daughter Kick Kennedy.
Speaker 1: Kick like I'm going to kick you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm going to kick you in the vagina.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: Wow, get it a v kick like you know? Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: he says, no, they're just friends. But they've been hanging
Speaker 2: out a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, friends now.
Speaker 2: Special correspondent, Oh yes, special correspondent Lura Kane.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jennifer Lopez apparently now has a seventeen million dollar
Speaker 1: collection of engagement rings. Boom, yeah wait, actually, yes.
Speaker 3: That's really aggressive.
Speaker 1: Good for her, one, dude, Jeannie Noah, Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: the first one. That ring was one hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: grand in nineteen ninety seven. Chris Jed remember.
Speaker 2: Him, Oh yeah, the backup dancer.
Speaker 1: Two hundred thousand dollars he spent and he married her
Speaker 1: in two thousand and one. Ben the first time around
Speaker 1: two point six mil.
Speaker 3: He spent two point six million on a ring.
Speaker 4: Oh that's wait nothing, yes, wait, wait till you hear
Speaker 4: what one was like, I spent fifteen k in a ring.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's a lot of money. Man.
Speaker 4: No, the basketball whoever the sports guy was, spent a fortune.
Speaker 1: Jesus Mark Anthony remember she was weird too. Six point
Speaker 1: five million he spent on her ring.
Speaker 2: Wow, I bet he's kicking himself now.
Speaker 1: Alex Rodriguez dialed it down a little bit with two
Speaker 1: million dollars, and then Ben Affleck brought it back up again.
Speaker 1: Five point six million dollars he spent.
Speaker 2: On that rock crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, you said she has how many rings?
Speaker 4: So she's been she's been engaged six times.
Speaker 1: Seventeen million dollars across six rings.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, when is it? Is she the problem in these?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 3: Sure, That's what I'm wondering.
Speaker 2: She's gotta be such a nice.
Speaker 1: Super fun at first, like super fun and like so
Speaker 1: sexy and hot, and then the real Jennifer comes.
Speaker 4: I bet, I bet you anything. I bet you anything.
Speaker 4: Everybody's like, oh, that's smoking hot latina. Like, I bet
Speaker 4: she is just a pistol in the sack, and she's
Speaker 4: probably like, don't touch me, don't you know?
Speaker 5: No, I bet I bet she. I bet she's great
Speaker 5: in bed. I'm sure the problem is she's super controlling.
Speaker 5: I bet she's mega controlling.
Speaker 2: Oh. I bet she's like, don't get on my hair,
Speaker 2: don't get the.
Speaker 1: Ben not in the beginning. Oh my gosh, wow, okay,
Speaker 1: oh god.
Speaker 4: So the j Lo and Ben divorce is getting messy
Speaker 4: and very complicated. There was no prenup, so everything that
Speaker 4: they accrued anything with those two, well, she probably thought,
Speaker 4: second time around, it's going to be the anyone in
Speaker 4: Hollywood not going to pronump.
Speaker 1: I know their advisor should have said, hello, you guys
Speaker 1: are being stupid.
Speaker 4: Everything they accrued over their two year marriage is community property,
Speaker 4: which means it's divided equally. So the big thing that
Speaker 4: they're talking about is he Ben Affleck started with Matt
Speaker 4: Damon a production company called AE Artists Equity, and the
Speaker 4: company was formed in twenty twenty two, just four months
Speaker 4: after they married, so she would be entitled to a
Speaker 4: stake of the profets oh boy. And then Ben would
Speaker 4: have a financial interest in Jalo's last few movies Atlass,
Speaker 4: This Is Me Now, The Mother's Shotgun Wedding, and Marry Me,
Speaker 4: all which were horrible.
Speaker 2: Well, the mother was good. The mother was really good.
Speaker 3: So he's probably looking about like five bucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. He's probably like, ah, this is keep it,
Speaker 4: you know, Okay, okay. So j Lo filed two weeks ago,
Speaker 4: exactly at the two year anniversary date.
Speaker 2: Two years. Yeah, she filed on the date that they
Speaker 2: got married, which was kind of a bitch.
Speaker 1: That was a stick to you move.
Speaker 2: But it's her fourth marriage and his second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I guess that he and Jennifer Garner took
Speaker 1: their daughter to her first year at Yale. Oh so
Speaker 1: he was with his ex wife, I know, totally.
Speaker 4: Their sixty eight million dollar mansion that they bought together.
Speaker 4: There has been no interest at all. It's been on
Speaker 4: the market since July. Okay, there is no movement on
Speaker 4: the twelve bedroom. Get this, twelve bedroom's twenty four baths?
Speaker 4: That cursed with the math, Like, I mean, why are
Speaker 4: there so many bathrooms?
Speaker 1: I don't understand that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was listed publicly in July and there has
Speaker 4: been absolutely no interest.
Speaker 1: Why would you need all that space? God, bathrooms?
Speaker 2: I could poop in twenty four bathrooms. I would be amazing.
Speaker 1: Do they have that much help? You know, like like
Speaker 1: they have maids? Yeah, for sure, do that They have
Speaker 1: servants like that live there and stuff?
Speaker 3: Maybe a chef?
Speaker 1: My god, So what's so insense this?
Speaker 4: So this is this is right up your alley. What
Speaker 4: Haley Bieber gave birth to the first child for her
Speaker 4: Justin Bieber.
Speaker 2: His name is Jack Blues Bieber.
Speaker 1: Cute.
Speaker 3: I kind of wonder if they last. I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't really particularly care because I don't really like
Speaker 3: either of them.
Speaker 1: But neither Yeah, well, I hope they do not if
Speaker 1: they have a baby. A baby and that's a cool name.
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, it's very normal.
Speaker 2: So consolations to the happy couple. Did you watch the
Speaker 2: DNC convention?
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 4: It was it was really good. Pink performed What About
Speaker 4: Us with her daughter Willow, and that little girl is beautiful.
Speaker 2: She looks just like her.
Speaker 1: And what about her voice.
Speaker 2: She's got a great voice.
Speaker 3: I think it was Eric missed the fact that the
Speaker 3: DNC is about Paul. I know.
Speaker 4: It was just like a Pink concert and politicians showed up.
Speaker 4: It's pretty much what that's when I think about the
Speaker 4: super Bowl. It's like a Beyonce concert and there's just
Speaker 4: football in the middle of it.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for him to say something about one
Speaker 1: of the speeches.
Speaker 2: Or something like that. There was there was speeches.
Speaker 4: I thought it was just a I thought it was
Speaker 4: just a Pink concert.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 4: You have no idea what Paras Sultan and the cole
Speaker 4: Ritchie are back for the Simple Life rebook.
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Really? Oh I can't wait. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, what are you going to be on Bravo?
Speaker 4: I don't know what it's going to be on yet,
Speaker 4: but probably the Age one or something. But that show
Speaker 4: was money, so it's probably gonna be super stupid now.
Speaker 1: Just because yeah, I don't know how they'd pull that off.
Speaker 2: I don't either.
Speaker 4: That's hot, perfect, Okay, So this is this girl is
Speaker 4: going to have a pr nightmare.
Speaker 2: Do you know who Lily Allen is? She's a yes,
Speaker 2: British singer.
Speaker 4: So she was on a podcast and made the huge
Speaker 4: mistake of saying that she had she rescued a puppy
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty one and the puppy chewed up the
Speaker 4: family's passports, which which also contained their visas, and she
Speaker 4: says the dog ruined her life. She took it back
Speaker 4: to the pound, and she was upset that she had
Speaker 4: to take a bunch of time and money to replace
Speaker 4: the passports. So this is all going over about as
Speaker 4: well as everybody would expect.
Speaker 3: It's it's a little intense. She is.
Speaker 2: Not a very popular lady right now. No, that is
Speaker 2: crazy to be like just I'm Maggie.
Speaker 5: I mean take it like I understand being upset, but
Speaker 5: actually them being upset enough to take the effort to
Speaker 5: go drop it back off.
Speaker 4: The pounds and then to be, you know, and I'm
Speaker 4: sure she's not poor so to be like, oh, I
Speaker 4: had to take the time and money to go get
Speaker 4: a new passport.
Speaker 2: I think she I read that.
Speaker 5: I think that she was abroad while it happened, so
Speaker 5: I ended up actually being a big hassle of going
Speaker 5: to the embassy and everything.
Speaker 4: But still, well, where did she leave her passports? Like
Speaker 4: right next to the dog dish? Like I mean, I'm
Speaker 4: sure it didn't climb up on a nightstand and open
Speaker 4: the drawer and on the pass way.
Speaker 1: I'm getting like really mad right now?
Speaker 2: Are you yes? Do you want to go adop the dog?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes? Okay, are you done with your don't will
Speaker 1: be because? Special correspondent, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yes, Laura Kane, Special correspondent Lurricane.
Speaker 1: I have two things. Yes, I have the list of
Speaker 1: the or the highest grossing rock tour of all time
Speaker 1: has come out.
Speaker 3: It is yes, what defines rock though? Because if Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift's on theres.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, It's like it's She's she's considered in this pool.
Speaker 3: Swift.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's either the Rolling Stones or who
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 1: Spit it out?
Speaker 2: The other group? You know who?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not even I know who? This is so easy.
Speaker 4: Who's the guy with the hero he wrote the book storyteller,
Speaker 4: He's the food fighters that Oh that's so thank you?
Speaker 2: Am I totally off face?
Speaker 1: You're not even on the top ten. So here we go.
Speaker 1: Red Hot Chili Peppers coming in number ten, then a CDC,
Speaker 1: then Roger Waters all right, and then Cole Play a
Speaker 1: Head Full of Dreams tour, which was their last tour
Speaker 1: before this tour.
Speaker 3: Coalplay is rock.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is like I said it, like Encompasses, like
Speaker 1: everybody that goes on tour. I think for the most part,
Speaker 1: like poppy rock whatever.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think questioning.
Speaker 3: I think goal Play is just alternative.
Speaker 1: But on this list, and then the Rolling Stones, well,
Speaker 1: yes on the list I forgot to say that, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, and then Guns N' Roses you two. Elton
Speaker 1: John is number two with his Farewell Yellow Brick Road
Speaker 1: Tour number one highest grossing tour of all time. Coldplay
Speaker 1: Music of the Sphear's World Tour their their last tour.
Speaker 3: There's no way that Swift Well.
Speaker 1: It's the highest grossing her aerosolds the record for highest
Speaker 1: grossing tour of all time. It's expected to reach two
Speaker 1: billion in sales by the time it ends in December.
Speaker 1: So it's not it's because it's not over.
Speaker 2: Wait, she's still on touring Buzzy I know.
Speaker 1: And finally, actors who are nightmares to work with according
Speaker 1: to workers on the set.
Speaker 3: I guess this one.
Speaker 4: I can tell you one. He has to be on
Speaker 4: the list because a friend of mine worked for him.
Speaker 4: He has to Can can it be like an Oprah
Speaker 4: type person?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yes, Doctor Phil has to be.
Speaker 3: On the list.
Speaker 1: Number two on the list.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, oh my god, the stories
Speaker 4: he told me about doctor Phil.
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, So some of these people on set to to
Speaker 1: redd it and this is what some of the people
Speaker 1: said for doctor For Phil, he has a no eye
Speaker 1: contact rule.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: One of the nastiest, most self absorbed people.
Speaker 3: I've got one is Christian Bale on the list.
Speaker 1: He is not.
Speaker 3: I've heard stories about Christian Bale.
Speaker 5: In fact, there's a video of him flipping out on
Speaker 5: the set of Terminator Salvation.
Speaker 1: Right. But Will Smith, no, not on the list.
Speaker 3: I party's got a wild writer.
Speaker 1: Like don't look at me, don't talk to me, don't
Speaker 1: like come within ten feet of me, like that kind
Speaker 1: of thing or stuff like that, or that he needs
Speaker 1: like green Eminem's and his thing.
Speaker 3: I forget exactly about something like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, well this one, well, I'll do the one, the
Speaker 1: surprising one last. Okay Steven Seagal, Oh what oh yeah, shocking.
Speaker 1: Somebody said grade a d bag.
Speaker 5: Well I heard that he won't appear in any movie
Speaker 5: in which he does not his character does not win
Speaker 5: in the end.
Speaker 1: Probably not really, that is the lame. Oh I've heard
Speaker 1: about this guy too, James Gordon. Uh this quote. He
Speaker 1: won't talk to anyone except the most senior crew. He
Speaker 1: thinks he's above everyone. He that guy's getting a bad No,
Speaker 1: there's something he gives.
Speaker 3: The vibe off.
Speaker 1: He's not nice for sure, for sure. And then Tyra
Speaker 1: Banks is on here legitimately will fire some people if
Speaker 1: they look her in the eye when she is passing
Speaker 1: in the hallway. Quote unquote at work, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: Michael Sarah. Really what was he in recently or what
Speaker 1: has he been in recently?
Speaker 3: I don't know? But like super bad?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, okay, that guy, I get him and another
Speaker 1: guy mixed up huge fing a hole is what somebody said.
Speaker 1: About him. Chris Pine massive d bag said somebody it sucks.
Speaker 2: I like him.
Speaker 1: Russell Crowe super arrogant and self important. Now he came
Speaker 1: into the Jeff and Ger Show. We interviewed him. He
Speaker 1: was delightful, he was great guy like. But when we
Speaker 1: partied with him, or I did with some friends after
Speaker 1: the interview that night, because he's in this group.
Speaker 2: I forgot the name of the band.
Speaker 1: The band. The later it got, like the more he
Speaker 1: had had to drink, and I saw him get mean
Speaker 1: with somebody in the elevator.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I think you get to party with Russell Crowe.
Speaker 1: I smoke pot with dude.
Speaker 3: You have lived a total like wow.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm a rock star.
Speaker 2: Say it.
Speaker 1: I'm a rock star.
Speaker 3: You were a rock star. Your life is I don't
Speaker 3: see around here anymore.
Speaker 2: So take it just you know, I did.
Speaker 1: I did. I took it. I put in my pocket.
Speaker 1: It's there for ever.
Speaker 5: It's funny because I mean, you like definitely had like
Speaker 5: a almost like a former life where it's like split,
Speaker 5: you know, stuff, like there's a split in the middle
Speaker 5: where it's like you had like the most insane like yeah,
Speaker 5: rockstar career eight.
Speaker 3: Now we're here.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I won't get it. Yeah, it was anyway, Okay,
Speaker 1: Ben Stiller and John Cusack very entitled, exactly what you
Speaker 1: would expect them to be. I don't I don't think
Speaker 1: John Cusack would be a jerk.
Speaker 4: I had a girlfriend of mine who's who, years ago
Speaker 4: when she lived in LA. She said that he hit
Speaker 4: on her in a bar and he was super creepy.
Speaker 2: Oh no that was no johnk No, that was yeah,
Speaker 2: John Cusack.
Speaker 1: No it was somebody else.
Speaker 2: No, it was.
Speaker 1: Okay, Scarlett Johansson.
Speaker 2: I believe that.
Speaker 3: No, she gives me the vibe.
Speaker 1: Quote very high maintenance, demanding things left and right. M
Speaker 1: and then talk to Phil's number two, number one on
Speaker 1: the list. I'm surprised, I know, right, Yeah, Blake Lively?
Speaker 3: Is this influenced by recent.
Speaker 2: Dry I was just gonna say, I wonder if it is.
Speaker 1: Entitled snobbiest and rudest person to deal with through tantrums.
Speaker 2: Quote unquote, were they tell you about you?
Speaker 3: What's the what's the source of this list?
Speaker 1: According Okay, this is from Reddit, but these are from
Speaker 1: people supposedly that worked on set with these few.
Speaker 3: These are probably a little biased.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean like and like you said,
Speaker 1: it could be like a one time thing where they
Speaker 1: were in a bad mood or whatever and they.
Speaker 3: Got this sounds like this in any order.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, that's how it was listed. And okay, I
Speaker 1: finally have one more thing. Okay, okay, school back in session,
Speaker 1: big time. Evan starts school or tomorrow she started school
Speaker 1: or Wednesday anyway, but she's in college. But like most
Speaker 1: kids are back in school. Which celebrity was a teacher
Speaker 1: and which celebrity was not a teacher?
Speaker 3: I know one?
Speaker 2: Oh that we have to guess, like, yes, Hugh.
Speaker 3: Jackman was a teacher. He taught pe in Australia.
Speaker 1: Uh yes, and he taught physical education in England.
Speaker 3: I was in England.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew that very good. Yes, what about Sylvester Stallone?
Speaker 4: Okay, wait a minute, I already forgot the question there
Speaker 4: what teacher or what?
Speaker 1: Guess who was a teacher or not?
Speaker 2: Sylvester Stalone was not a teacher?
Speaker 1: Yes he was? What before becoming a Hollywood star, he
Speaker 1: worked as a gym teacher at an American school in Switzerland.
Speaker 3: You got to do your push ups? Well, push ups?
Speaker 1: Gene Simmons from Kiss No he yes, what he taught
Speaker 1: sixth grade in Spanish Harlem before his music career as.
Speaker 2: Almost god J. K.
Speaker 1: Rowling.
Speaker 3: No, uh, I think she. I actually don't know.
Speaker 1: She was a teacher, yes, before writing, Yeah, the Harry
Speaker 1: Potter series. Yes, she taught English as a foreign language
Speaker 1: in Portugal.
Speaker 3: Oh you know, I think I remember hearing about that.
Speaker 1: Stephen King, Yes he was. He taught English in Maine
Speaker 1: before he became a full time writer. Barack Obama, Yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: before entering politics, he was a constitutional law professor at
Speaker 1: the University of Chicago Law School.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a true or false, but all of
Speaker 3: them are true.
Speaker 1: I know exactly. You win, ding ding ding. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: that's it for me, unless you have a story. Yeah
Speaker 1: this is a shorty wow, unless you have some big segment.
Speaker 3: I never got to answer the question what melts our brains?
Speaker 1: Oh? Did you finally figure one out?
Speaker 2: I have?
Speaker 3: I have two.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: One thing I can't wrap my head around is golf.
Speaker 5: Golf is the strangest sport to me.
Speaker 1: You mean how people enjoy it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, like, I mean, I understand the purpose, but
Speaker 5: it's very slow and very quiet.
Speaker 2: That's very boring.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Second thing is wave particle duality in quantum physics.
Speaker 1: Oh what did you just Yeah, no, I understood.
Speaker 3: Don't worry, she gets it. I can't wrap my head
Speaker 3: around it.
Speaker 2: You understood that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: You're such a liar.
Speaker 1: You could be like quantum that.
Speaker 4: I didn't hear a word after that.
Speaker 3: I take five minutes on Wikipedia bull mine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait say it again.
Speaker 5: Wave particle duality. It's the idea that certain particles like
Speaker 5: light can be behaved as both waves, like light waves
Speaker 5: and particles.
Speaker 3: It's really weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just tuned out. Huh, brain just went somewhere
Speaker 1: totally different. Oh my god, Yes, there's no way I
Speaker 1: would be able to remp my head around.
Speaker 4: No way, crazy right, figure smarty pants over there like.
Speaker 5: I just I like Wikipedia and random YouTube videos are
Speaker 5: like the brainiac of the group.
Speaker 1: Totally totally all right. Well, thank you so much for watching.
Speaker 1: We love I know. Well we have another one to do.
Speaker 1: We have another one this week. I love you, Maggie,
Speaker 1: love you guys so much. Thank you so much for joining.
Speaker 2: Thanks everybody love your podcast. I don't want it to
Speaker 2: end yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, then then what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 2: Just I don't know.
Speaker 4: See just say look, oh hey, I have a question
Speaker 4: for everybody.
Speaker 2: I had new. I bought new towels.
Speaker 5: I thought you were You said you're like, I'm nude,
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh.
Speaker 4: Well that's just a given. And I washed them and
Speaker 4: they smell weird. And everything else in my laundry smells
Speaker 4: fine because I use fabric softener and all that stuff.
Speaker 4: But my towels after one use will smell. They get
Speaker 4: a weird smell to them. How do I get that smell?
Speaker 4: And then when I wash them they smell fine? Where'd
Speaker 4: you get them?
Speaker 2: I got them at Home Goods.
Speaker 1: Are they super thick?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: One time I accidentally bought decorative towels instead of regular
Speaker 5: towels because I can't tell the difference, and I still can't.
Speaker 5: They weren't labeled differently, and I washed them and they
Speaker 5: fell apart.
Speaker 4: No, these are bath towels, like, but it's like maybe
Speaker 4: they're not drying all the way and they're getting like
Speaker 4: sour or something.
Speaker 2: No, because after I use them, I hang them.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what, it's after you use them?
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: I get that. Sometimes I need to get new towels
Speaker 3: because of that problem.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you have this, say it's not just me.
Speaker 3: I think it's because I washed my towels pretty frequently.
Speaker 3: Me too, like twice a week at least.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I think it's just crappy towels.
Speaker 2: God, these were not cheap.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're decorative. Maybe that's the problem with mine, is
Speaker 3: their decorative.
Speaker 2: No, they're not.
Speaker 1: They're how many towels do you think you own? How
Speaker 1: many towels do you think you own? Bath towels? The
Speaker 1: last one I remember in your bathroom they had skulls
Speaker 1: on it. Do you still No?
Speaker 2: No, those are gone.
Speaker 1: It's a long gone.
Speaker 3: No, you're not alone, though, I feel this issue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, these were I probably have.
Speaker 4: I think I was running like a Roman bath where
Speaker 4: I let like just handing out towels to everybody.
Speaker 2: No, I no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, then you just need to throw those way then,
Speaker 1: because they're like Brent said, they're they're crap. The material
Speaker 1: must be.
Speaker 3: God, I know bathrooms are rough too.
Speaker 5: Some bathrooms are just bad where they don't air out properly,
Speaker 5: and then they just they they made everything smell.
Speaker 2: The big window right there. I don't know what's happening
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 5: When I used to have a bathroom, they had like
Speaker 5: the fan on the ceiling that you can turn on.
Speaker 5: It would stuck all the year.
Speaker 3: Up the you know outside.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that should be by law required in every bathroom
Speaker 5: because they are amazing.
Speaker 3: They're so good.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I can't imagine a bathroom without a window.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, it's rough, like I feel my flight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sympathize with me too, like to Okay, it's time
Speaker 1: to lock out.
Speaker 2: Oh take them back, somebody said, but how many times
Speaker 2: I've used it? I've used them a lot.
Speaker 1: He's used them a lot.
Speaker 3: Throw away. Their towels are cheap.
Speaker 4: Throw away the towels, just like I scrub my balls
Speaker 4: and my twigs and berries with these.
Speaker 2: Do you want them back? What?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: Sorry about that?
Speaker 1: Love your podcast, say it, say it, say it, say it.
Speaker 2: Love you. I love you too, Brian, You're the best.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I love you so much. Love your podcast.
Speaker 1: I love you, my sweet babies. Bye you guys,