WEBVTT

1
00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media.

2
00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Hey there, Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Now,

3
00:00:11.880 --> 00:00:13.919
<v Speaker 2>if you listened yesterday, you heard that I was just

4
00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:17.239
<v Speaker 2>kind of bothered by how serious the show was yesterday.

5
00:00:17.320 --> 00:00:21.160
<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna just make today comedy comedy, comedy, comedy comedy,

6
00:00:21.160 --> 00:00:22.800
<v Speaker 2>and I'm even gonna flip the order. If you listen

7
00:00:22.839 --> 00:00:24.600
<v Speaker 2>all the time, you know there's a rhythm to how

8
00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:27.519
<v Speaker 2>I do things. I'm throwing that out the window today.

9
00:00:27.679 --> 00:00:30.280
<v Speaker 2>So let's start with south By Southwest and see who's

10
00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:34.079
<v Speaker 2>playing tonight. At four o'clock, a recording of Comedy Bang

11
00:00:34.119 --> 00:00:36.280
<v Speaker 2>Bang in the history of my career, the only show

12
00:00:36.320 --> 00:00:38.039
<v Speaker 2>that I ever walked out of, but I understand a

13
00:00:38.079 --> 00:00:41.439
<v Speaker 2>lot of people enjoy Scott Ackerman. We're told to expect

14
00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:45.079
<v Speaker 2>special guests and plenty of surprises and maybe a few

15
00:00:45.119 --> 00:00:47.759
<v Speaker 2>familiar places. So that's at four o'clock for fans of

16
00:00:47.799 --> 00:00:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Comedy Bang Bang. Another live podcast at five o'clock today,

17
00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:54.280
<v Speaker 2>it's The Comedians Comedian with a Parna Nurla. I enjoy

18
00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:57.159
<v Speaker 2>a partner a lot at The Comedians. Comedian is Stuart Goldsmith.

19
00:00:57.200 --> 00:01:00.759
<v Speaker 2>This is a popular British pod. More My Alley at

20
00:01:00.799 --> 00:01:04.319
<v Speaker 2>six o'clock, The Upright Citizens Brigade, ass Cat for Us

21
00:01:04.439 --> 00:01:08.120
<v Speaker 2>is an as Cat, Anthony Nasamnuwick, Scott Ackerman, Matt Besser,

22
00:01:08.200 --> 00:01:11.159
<v Speaker 2>Lisa Gilroy, Lauren Lapkis. I met some other people in

23
00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:13.239
<v Speaker 2>town drop in on that one. That one is at

24
00:01:13.359 --> 00:01:16.840
<v Speaker 2>six Nice Show, ninety minute show. There seven o'clock Creek

25
00:01:17.079 --> 00:01:20.599
<v Speaker 2>Side Comedy, Parentheses Live Comedy. It's at the Creek in

26
00:01:20.640 --> 00:01:23.359
<v Speaker 2>the Cave. James Adomian, Oh, I guess he won't be

27
00:01:23.439 --> 00:01:25.959
<v Speaker 2>dropping by the CV show. That was my guess, right,

28
00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:30.319
<v Speaker 2>James Adomia, Nico Karney, Megan Gaily, Stuart Goldsmith, Lynn Copletz.

29
00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:32.920
<v Speaker 2>At eight pm, the show called an Evening at the

30
00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:36.239
<v Speaker 2>Hollywood Improv. This one at Estra's Folly's, which is not

31
00:01:36.400 --> 00:01:39.959
<v Speaker 2>the Hollywood Improv, but they're celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of

32
00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:44.400
<v Speaker 2>LA's legendary Hollywood Improv. Your lineup, Doug Benson, Jay Jorden,

33
00:01:44.519 --> 00:01:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Opiolig Baju, Melissa Vi and Signor. They tell us, while

34
00:01:48.239 --> 00:01:50.599
<v Speaker 2>our stage at south By may not boast the iconic

35
00:01:50.680 --> 00:01:52.879
<v Speaker 2>brick wall, it's still part of our legacy and we're

36
00:01:52.879 --> 00:01:55.480
<v Speaker 2>excited to feature some of our favorite comedians bringing down

37
00:01:55.519 --> 00:01:57.719
<v Speaker 2>the House, nine o'clock at the Creek in the Cave

38
00:01:57.799 --> 00:02:01.640
<v Speaker 2>comedy for cave dwellers. Rear Born's been hearing his name

39
00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:04.519
<v Speaker 2>a lot. Catherine Blandford or Riggie Conquest of Punky Johnson,

40
00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:08.199
<v Speaker 2>Caitlin Palufo, a lot of buzz on her lately. Good

41
00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:12.639
<v Speaker 2>sets at ten o'clock Alex English, Todd Glass, Aparna, Kristen

42
00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Toomey eleven o'clock Southwest skang Fest brought this up the

43
00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:19.319
<v Speaker 2>other day. You live long enough, you find yourself doing

44
00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:23.599
<v Speaker 2>south By Southwest. Welcome to the establishment, skang Fest, Joe Rosa,

45
00:02:23.759 --> 00:02:27.719
<v Speaker 2>Sam Jay, Bonnie McFarland and Eddie peppotone on that lineup. Hey,

46
00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:30.960
<v Speaker 2>it pays the bills. I don't judge. Tree Crowder has

47
00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:33.280
<v Speaker 2>a special coming out next week on the eight hundred

48
00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Pound Grilla YouTube channel. In trash Daddy, tree Crowder tackles

49
00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:40.520
<v Speaker 2>everything from the absurdity of cultural and social stereotypes to

50
00:02:40.599 --> 00:02:43.520
<v Speaker 2>his unusual and hilarious childhood upbringing as he reflects on

51
00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:46.280
<v Speaker 2>his ultimate parntal role as a trash daddy. There is

52
00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:47.560
<v Speaker 2>a trailer. Let's listen.

53
00:02:48.120 --> 00:02:50.520
<v Speaker 3>I try to make myself feel better by telling myself

54
00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:53.680
<v Speaker 3>it's not a Southern accent thing. It's an American accent thing,

55
00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:57.719
<v Speaker 3>like the idea that any thick regional American accent can

56
00:02:57.800 --> 00:03:00.280
<v Speaker 3>sound kind of dumb, not just this one. You know,

57
00:03:00.719 --> 00:03:02.039
<v Speaker 3>like if you go to the doctor to get some

58
00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:04.879
<v Speaker 3>test results back, Yeah, you don't want this accent from

59
00:03:04.919 --> 00:03:05.400
<v Speaker 3>the doctor.

60
00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:08.240
<v Speaker 1>I know you don't, right, you don't. But you also

61
00:03:08.280 --> 00:03:11.120
<v Speaker 1>don't want some mate ball from the Bronx, you know, Like, listen,

62
00:03:11.159 --> 00:03:12.759
<v Speaker 1>it is what it is. You got stage four cancer.

63
00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:17.960
<v Speaker 1>What are you gonna do? No, no, no, what are

64
00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:19.240
<v Speaker 1>you gonna do? I'll tell you what you're gonna do.

65
00:03:19.319 --> 00:03:22.319
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna take emo, You're gonna take you righty a shit,

66
00:03:22.360 --> 00:03:25.159
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna kick cancers. Actually, I don't want a Bronx doctor.

67
00:03:25.199 --> 00:03:31.599
<v Speaker 1>I take that by ills. Sounds sounds pretty inspiring. Actually.

68
00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Nimish Pzil will premiere his new stand up social instant

69
00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Karma Tuesday, April, first good day for comedy. I don't

70
00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:40.599
<v Speaker 2>think there's a statement there. I think it's just a

71
00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Netflix special and those come out on Tuesday, and this

72
00:03:42.800 --> 00:03:46.680
<v Speaker 2>year one April is a Tuesday. Instakarma is Nimishpatel's first

73
00:03:46.719 --> 00:03:50.000
<v Speaker 2>hour Netflix in insta Karma Nimess dives deep into the

74
00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:53.240
<v Speaker 2>experience of growing up as a first generation Indian American. Nimesh,

75
00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:56.000
<v Speaker 2>the lovable outlaw of his family, breaks down his relationship

76
00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:59.080
<v Speaker 2>with his traditional parents, the mischief he causes a kid,

77
00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:00.879
<v Speaker 2>and whether or not he's become a better person now

78
00:04:00.960 --> 00:04:03.479
<v Speaker 2>that he's an adults. For Reade the Seas, he hasn't

79
00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:06.719
<v Speaker 2>no trailer yet. One of the jokes we're told, and

80
00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:08.560
<v Speaker 2>he obviously tells it better than I do. My parents

81
00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:10.120
<v Speaker 2>spent two hundred thousand dollars for me to get a

82
00:04:10.159 --> 00:04:13.199
<v Speaker 2>degree in finance. Zero return on that investment. That's good.

83
00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:15.879
<v Speaker 2>Let's do gossip Corner because we're trying to keep it

84
00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:19.680
<v Speaker 2>light and fun after yesterday's podcast. Normally Gossip Corner goes

85
00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:21.959
<v Speaker 2>on the second half, but we'll do it here. You

86
00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:25.040
<v Speaker 2>know who's on gossip Corner again. Joe Coy. He was

87
00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:27.759
<v Speaker 2>in Green Bay and hung out with some Green Bay Packers.

88
00:04:27.839 --> 00:04:30.879
<v Speaker 2>They are football players. The Joe Cooy concert was date

89
00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:33.800
<v Speaker 2>night for Packers head coach Matt Lafleur and wife and

90
00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:38.160
<v Speaker 2>for incoming Packers president CEO ed Policy the Policies and

91
00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:41.639
<v Speaker 2>the Laflor's post For a selfie with Joe Cooy and

92
00:04:42.399 --> 00:04:45.639
<v Speaker 2>signed a cheesehead football for Joekoy. Now, Joe Koy, you

93
00:04:45.759 --> 00:04:46.959
<v Speaker 2>may know the name. You're like, how do I know

94
00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:48.959
<v Speaker 2>that name? Johnny Mack, I've heard of Joekoy before. He's

95
00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:51.199
<v Speaker 2>the guy remember the Golden Globes. He hosted the Golden

96
00:04:51.240 --> 00:04:53.399
<v Speaker 2>Globes and he told a joke about Taylor Swift. Here,

97
00:04:53.480 --> 00:04:53.959
<v Speaker 2>let's listen.

98
00:04:54.399 --> 00:04:57.480
<v Speaker 4>As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.

99
00:04:58.079 --> 00:05:01.399
<v Speaker 4>The big difference between the Golden Globe the NFL. On

100
00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:05.360
<v Speaker 4>the Golden Gloves, we have fewer climber shots of Taylor Swift.

101
00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:08.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, never gets old. And I'm picturing a friend

102
00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:10.480
<v Speaker 2>of the show, Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast. He

103
00:05:10.720 --> 00:05:13.439
<v Speaker 2>likes this kind of humor. This is the Letterman influence

104
00:05:13.519 --> 00:05:17.839
<v Speaker 2>on me, where you just beat a joke forever. It's funny.

105
00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Scott Beckett's throwing things. More gossip Corner, More football gossip Corner.

106
00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:26.600
<v Speaker 2>You know who was at Shane Gillis's SNL. George Kittle,

107
00:05:26.639 --> 00:05:29.720
<v Speaker 2>Christian McCaffrey, and Kyle Chusk. They were all at SNL

108
00:05:29.759 --> 00:05:31.720
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, who are those guys? They sound familiar.

109
00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:35.800
<v Speaker 2>They are san Francisco forty nine Ers, also a football team.

110
00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Kittle went on inster and posted pictures of himself and

111
00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:41.439
<v Speaker 2>his forty nine Ers team m It's on set. Kittle

112
00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:45.079
<v Speaker 2>also took a picture with Mike Myers. More gossip corner.

113
00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:48.720
<v Speaker 2>Dave Chappelle hit a basketball game. He was court sided

114
00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:51.680
<v Speaker 2>a the UD Arena watching the Dayton Flyers rally from

115
00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:54.199
<v Speaker 2>a fourteen point deficit in the second half and the

116
00:05:54.279 --> 00:05:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Dayton Flyers beats Saint Louis seventy five sixty seven in

117
00:05:57.839 --> 00:06:00.439
<v Speaker 2>the final home game of the season. Chappelle took seats

118
00:06:00.439 --> 00:06:03.560
<v Speaker 2>in the opening minutes of the second half. Where was

119
00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:05.759
<v Speaker 2>Dave the first half? Was he in a skybox as

120
00:06:05.800 --> 00:06:08.279
<v Speaker 2>he'd come to college basketball games late. Who knows, but

121
00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:10.639
<v Speaker 2>we're told. Dave Chappelle posts for photos with the fans

122
00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:13.800
<v Speaker 2>during timeouts. He received applause from the sellout crowd later

123
00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:16.040
<v Speaker 2>in the second half when he was shown on the scoreboard.

124
00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:19.319
<v Speaker 2>After the game, Dave walked into the tunnel and waited

125
00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:21.560
<v Speaker 2>for the University of Dayton players. He posts for photos

126
00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:24.560
<v Speaker 2>with the Flyers and then with Dayton coach Anthony Grant.

127
00:06:25.079 --> 00:06:28.319
<v Speaker 2>Chappelle said, I'll be back too. Coach Grant said, we

128
00:06:28.439 --> 00:06:32.360
<v Speaker 2>appreciate you. In the postgame press conference, coach Grant said,

129
00:06:32.399 --> 00:06:34.439
<v Speaker 2>it's not every day you get Dave Chappelle in the house.

130
00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's keep it light, stuff that normally goes on the

131
00:06:37.079 --> 00:06:40.399
<v Speaker 2>second half. Comedy albums. You like comedy albums. These I

132
00:06:40.439 --> 00:06:42.480
<v Speaker 2>didn't get to yesterday because it was all angsty. In

133
00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:45.959
<v Speaker 2>case you missed it, Rachel Pegram's new album, Silly, Loud

134
00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:48.160
<v Speaker 2>and Delightful is out on a Special Thing Records. It

135
00:06:48.279 --> 00:06:50.480
<v Speaker 2>was recorded live in front of a late night crowd

136
00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:53.560
<v Speaker 2>and Rachel settled everyone in with a neighborly INTROI before

137
00:06:53.639 --> 00:06:56.079
<v Speaker 2>getting right to it with her hot takes on top

138
00:06:56.120 --> 00:06:58.560
<v Speaker 2>of his including bagfoot and white people. Now, is that

139
00:06:58.639 --> 00:07:01.439
<v Speaker 2>two topics are one? I think it's one, including bigfoot

140
00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:04.879
<v Speaker 2>and white people, and there's no comma. Probably one topic,

141
00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:07.360
<v Speaker 2>but anyway, Bigfoot and white people, her personal history of

142
00:07:07.399 --> 00:07:10.319
<v Speaker 2>being a late comer to art, garfunkle, discovering porn, losing

143
00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:12.480
<v Speaker 2>her virginity, and a whole lot more so I think

144
00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:15.360
<v Speaker 2>the topic is bigfoot and white people, one big topic.

145
00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:18.480
<v Speaker 2>One way to find out. Check out her album Silly Loud,

146
00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:21.959
<v Speaker 2>Delightful out now on a Special Thing Records also out

147
00:07:22.519 --> 00:07:26.000
<v Speaker 2>a new album by Somalia. Born in California, raised in Minneapolis,

148
00:07:26.040 --> 00:07:29.240
<v Speaker 2>based comic a med Kaloff, a men's album is called

149
00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:32.279
<v Speaker 2>Hobby d Hoy. On it, he shares how to beat

150
00:07:32.319 --> 00:07:34.839
<v Speaker 2>tough odds, like being born in a Somali refugee camp,

151
00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:37.040
<v Speaker 2>but growing up to out white the wife of a

152
00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:39.560
<v Speaker 2>brewery owner, and learning how to walk again after breaking

153
00:07:39.639 --> 00:07:41.720
<v Speaker 2>his leg at thirty. Oh no, wehe there you go.

154
00:07:42.079 --> 00:07:44.759
<v Speaker 2>We got through the first half of the podcast, no angst.

155
00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:46.839
<v Speaker 2>It was all light and fun and silly and no

156
00:07:47.040 --> 00:07:49.240
<v Speaker 2>politics and you know, none of the stuff we talked

157
00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:52.800
<v Speaker 2>by yesterday. So oho got that done. To take the break,

158
00:07:52.879 --> 00:07:55.040
<v Speaker 2>we'll come back. We'll do stuff that normally would be

159
00:07:55.079 --> 00:07:59.160
<v Speaker 2>in the first half. New Dad Andrew Schultz till the

160
00:07:59.319 --> 00:08:00.920
<v Speaker 2>l eight times. When I can end my day by

161
00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:02.800
<v Speaker 2>five forty five pm, I'm good because that means I

162
00:08:02.879 --> 00:08:04.279
<v Speaker 2>get to spend time with my daughter and just be

163
00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:06.519
<v Speaker 2>a dad for a while. It's the greatest feeling on earth,

164
00:08:06.920 --> 00:08:08.839
<v Speaker 2>Schultz said. The second you have a kid, every feeling

165
00:08:08.920 --> 00:08:10.920
<v Speaker 2>you have is the hackiest feeling ever. Whenever they laugh,

166
00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:12.800
<v Speaker 2>it's the best laugh in the world. When they smile,

167
00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:16.160
<v Speaker 2>you melt you'd do anything for them. LA Times is curious, Hey, Andrew,

168
00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:18.319
<v Speaker 2>is becoming a parent helped you write new comedy, and

169
00:08:18.360 --> 00:08:19.959
<v Speaker 2>he said, I haven't written a single joke since I

170
00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:22.319
<v Speaker 2>had my daughter, or since the tour stopped, so now

171
00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:24.160
<v Speaker 2>it's all focused on trying to make her laugh. The

172
00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:26.240
<v Speaker 2>world gets really small and has made me reflect on

173
00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:28.480
<v Speaker 2>comedy material about kids a lot, because when I was

174
00:08:28.519 --> 00:08:30.560
<v Speaker 2>growing up, my favorite comedians would do this comedy about

175
00:08:30.560 --> 00:08:32.360
<v Speaker 2>how they kind of hated their kids. And when you

176
00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:33.879
<v Speaker 2>first have a kid, you're gonna be shocked at how

177
00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:35.759
<v Speaker 2>cloche all your feelings are. The second you have a kid,

178
00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:38.320
<v Speaker 2>every feeling you have is the hackiest feeling ever. Whenever

179
00:08:38.399 --> 00:08:39.960
<v Speaker 2>they laugh, it's the best laugh in the world. When

180
00:08:40.000 --> 00:08:42.559
<v Speaker 2>they smile, you melt, you'd do anything for them. Good

181
00:08:42.639 --> 00:08:44.120
<v Speaker 2>job by the La Times, who asked, we're in this

182
00:08:44.200 --> 00:08:46.200
<v Speaker 2>new era of comedy where more comedians are talking about

183
00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:48.159
<v Speaker 2>being parents in today's world and being open and honest

184
00:08:48.159 --> 00:08:50.480
<v Speaker 2>about not only raising them, but the conceiving process, which

185
00:08:50.519 --> 00:08:52.360
<v Speaker 2>is the heart of your special What's it like being

186
00:08:52.440 --> 00:08:55.360
<v Speaker 2>so vulnerable, Andrew said, cathartic. It was nice in the beginning.

187
00:08:55.360 --> 00:08:57.000
<v Speaker 2>It was nice because there are stages. When I first

188
00:08:57.000 --> 00:08:59.240
<v Speaker 2>started writing it, I wasn't even like writing an hour.

189
00:08:59.440 --> 00:09:00.679
<v Speaker 2>I was just kind of I was talking about what

190
00:09:00.759 --> 00:09:02.279
<v Speaker 2>was going through. It was just getting back on stage

191
00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:04.120
<v Speaker 2>and taking some time off from the last special. And

192
00:09:04.159 --> 00:09:05.480
<v Speaker 2>then my wife and I were trying to get pregnant.

193
00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:07.559
<v Speaker 2>I remember coming back from Burning Man, I was going

194
00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:09.080
<v Speaker 2>to a big birthday party for her mom. But I

195
00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:11.200
<v Speaker 2>remember that was when we first started trying. I remember

196
00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:12.879
<v Speaker 2>doing it and afterwards being like, it's probably okay if

197
00:09:12.879 --> 00:09:14.960
<v Speaker 2>we don't get pregnant this time, just because I didn't

198
00:09:14.960 --> 00:09:16.480
<v Speaker 2>know it was in my bloodstream at that point. I mean,

199
00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:17.879
<v Speaker 2>I was at Burning Man for a week and then

200
00:09:17.879 --> 00:09:19.919
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go make a baby. So it didn't happen

201
00:09:19.919 --> 00:09:21.679
<v Speaker 2>that time, and then another month went by, didn't happen.

202
00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:23.519
<v Speaker 2>Another one went by, didn't happen. I was like, ooh,

203
00:09:23.919 --> 00:09:26.000
<v Speaker 2>is it hard to get pregnant. I couldn't fathom it

204
00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:27.679
<v Speaker 2>was hard. You know, my whole life's been trying about

205
00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:29.799
<v Speaker 2>not get women pregnant. The amount of stress that'd go

206
00:09:29.840 --> 00:09:34.320
<v Speaker 2>through and plan bees and all the other crap. Dallycommercial

207
00:09:34.399 --> 00:09:36.639
<v Speaker 2>dot Com caught up with Lewis Black, who I thought

208
00:09:36.759 --> 00:09:39.080
<v Speaker 2>was retiring at the end of last year, but he's

209
00:09:39.080 --> 00:09:42.200
<v Speaker 2>still out there on tour. Oh wait, now I could

210
00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:45.240
<v Speaker 2>edit this. He he got political here. I'm not doing

211
00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:48.080
<v Speaker 2>that today. You get bounced to tomorrow Lewis Black John,

212
00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:50.399
<v Speaker 2>why don't you edit this out because I want you

213
00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:52.480
<v Speaker 2>guys to know what's going on here. I'm bouncing the

214
00:09:52.600 --> 00:09:54.919
<v Speaker 2>wid black story Tomorrow. I'm not doing it. Moving on,

215
00:09:55.399 --> 00:09:59.080
<v Speaker 2>bounce the throwing a Guark talked about her weight loss.

216
00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:02.000
<v Speaker 2>She up up about using weight loss medications and the

217
00:10:02.039 --> 00:10:05.279
<v Speaker 2>Internet being the Internet got mad at her. She thanked

218
00:10:05.279 --> 00:10:07.799
<v Speaker 2>her supporters and told her haters she doesn't owe an

219
00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.159
<v Speaker 2>explanation to anybody. Zarna said, anything else is just exhausting.

220
00:10:11.200 --> 00:10:14.559
<v Speaker 2>I talked about this recently on a Zarnaguard Family podcast episode,

221
00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:16.960
<v Speaker 2>not realizing the impact it would have an offering relief

222
00:10:17.080 --> 00:10:20.519
<v Speaker 2>to so many. I see you, I am you. Proceed

223
00:10:20.639 --> 00:10:22.840
<v Speaker 2>with proper medical advice and live your best life. Hater's

224
00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:25.519
<v Speaker 2>gonna hate. We don't engage in the debate. She revealed

225
00:10:25.519 --> 00:10:27.639
<v Speaker 2>she received hundreds of dms for opening up about the

226
00:10:27.720 --> 00:10:30.279
<v Speaker 2>use of weight loss meds and wrote in twenty twenty five,

227
00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:33.399
<v Speaker 2>can we stop the bs of pretending we're perfect? Take

228
00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:35.240
<v Speaker 2>the meds. Don't take the meds, do your thing with

229
00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:38.120
<v Speaker 2>kindness around you, and keep it moving. Zarna shared before

230
00:10:38.159 --> 00:10:40.559
<v Speaker 2>taking the weight loss medicine, she constantly thought about food,

231
00:10:40.600 --> 00:10:42.720
<v Speaker 2>even when having a meal. She didn't realize that was

232
00:10:42.759 --> 00:10:46.000
<v Speaker 2>a habit until she started taking the drugs. Brad Williams

233
00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:48.080
<v Speaker 2>was offered a choice write a five minute bit or

234
00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:50.600
<v Speaker 2>anything else. He picked five minute bit. He said, it's

235
00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:52.399
<v Speaker 2>the greatest feeling in the world writing a new joke

236
00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:55.240
<v Speaker 2>and having it work. He first considered a comedy career

237
00:10:55.240 --> 00:10:57.480
<v Speaker 2>when he was nineteen. He was at a comedian show

238
00:10:57.559 --> 00:10:59.600
<v Speaker 2>and tells the story the comedian called me up on stage,

239
00:10:59.639 --> 00:11:01.879
<v Speaker 2>just asked me questions and answer the questions honestly. I

240
00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:04.039
<v Speaker 2>didn't try and make jokes. Well, my answers got laughs,

241
00:11:04.120 --> 00:11:06.440
<v Speaker 2>and that was the first adrenaline needle where I was like, ah,

242
00:11:06.519 --> 00:11:08.879
<v Speaker 2>this feels awesome. I just started going to open mic nights,

243
00:11:08.960 --> 00:11:10.759
<v Speaker 2>driving as little as five minutes and as much as

244
00:11:10.799 --> 00:11:12.879
<v Speaker 2>six hours to do three minutes in front of No One,

245
00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Drunks and other open my comics whoever. He finds that

246
00:11:16.279 --> 00:11:18.720
<v Speaker 2>the stage is almost like meditation. It's where my focus is,

247
00:11:18.799 --> 00:11:20.919
<v Speaker 2>it's where all my intention is. I'm only worried about

248
00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:24.159
<v Speaker 2>what's happening on stage, and that's a wonderful, beautiful, simplistic feeling.

249
00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:26.639
<v Speaker 2>Brad says, I don't cover politics because I'm not smart

250
00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:28.320
<v Speaker 2>enough to do it. So if anyone's worried about coming

251
00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:30.120
<v Speaker 2>to my show and hearing a rally that's either four

252
00:11:30.159 --> 00:11:31.879
<v Speaker 2>against whatever side they're on, they're not going to hear that.

253
00:11:32.200 --> 00:11:33.759
<v Speaker 2>But he tells us, I am going to make you

254
00:11:33.799 --> 00:11:35.840
<v Speaker 2>go through a whole cavalcade of emotions in the course

255
00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:37.600
<v Speaker 2>of an hour and a half, but ultimately I'm gonna

256
00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:39.159
<v Speaker 2>make you leave feeling good. And that's what I want.

257
00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:41.480
<v Speaker 2>I want people to go that was worth a babysitter,

258
00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:45.120
<v Speaker 2>and that is your Strey free, happy daily comedy news

259
00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:47.080
<v Speaker 2>for today. All Right, we got through.

260
00:11:46.960 --> 00:11:49.480
<v Speaker 1>One, uh no for me.

261
00:11:49.679 --> 00:11:51.559
<v Speaker 2>I recorded these back to back, so that's why I'm

262
00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:55.039
<v Speaker 2>still feeling the Friday episode. But anyway, see tomor