Speaker 1: A workplace tradition, or maybe not a tradition, but something
Speaker 1: used to happen in the workplace that when you were
Speaker 1: first up and coming in your work life, you kind
Speaker 1: of looked forward to and the more that you were
Speaker 1: working unless you looked forward to.
Speaker 2: And now people don't want anything to.
Speaker 1: Do with, no matter their age, the after work happy hour.
Speaker 1: No one's wants to go to happy hour with their
Speaker 1: coworkers anymore, not even salespeople.
Speaker 3: That was always their excuse to start at three o'clock.
Speaker 3: Now that's true, I have a meeting, I've got a
Speaker 3: meeting across town.
Speaker 2: People would like.
Speaker 4: Live to get through their workday to go get drunk
Speaker 4: with their coworkers after work.
Speaker 2: Right, the work happy hour was such a thing.
Speaker 1: Not anymore.
Speaker 3: Wow, COVID Is that is it because people aren't drinking
Speaker 3: as much or it's not appropriate.
Speaker 2: COVID had a lot to do with it, COVID.
Speaker 4: When everybody had to stay at home and social distance,
Speaker 4: that was kind of the first thing that kind of
Speaker 4: caused the detachment from the office. And now people are like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I just want to be with my work colleagues when
Speaker 4: I'm having to work. I do not want to give
Speaker 4: them any of my private time after work. Also, the
Speaker 4: younger generations drink less and are more are less social
Speaker 4: going out pickleball.
Speaker 1: And the old guys. The old guys have all been
Speaker 1: sued so many times for inappropriate behavior. They're like, I'm
Speaker 1: not no more happy hours for me, let them go anymore.
Speaker 2: Amount of office.
Speaker 4: Gossip has plummeted because not worry at your best stuff.
Speaker 4: Was it the office happy hours after somebody just got
Speaker 4: wasted or.
Speaker 3: You know, man, I remember this is before. I mean
Speaker 3: I grew up in Austin, I and we came back
Speaker 3: and started the show back in ninety six. But there
Speaker 3: was a couple of years. I was in Phoenix and
Speaker 3: I worked at a legendary country station. It was a
Speaker 3: mom and pop you know, a lot of them were
Speaker 3: back in the day. They weren't corporate own and they
Speaker 3: had an annual pool part already at a resort and
Speaker 3: it was mandatory and it was overnight.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know. You can't get away with that now.
Speaker 3: No spouses, oh wow, oh man.
Speaker 2: And there was a lot of hooking up going on.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of baby showers. About seven months later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like it was, but that's how different
Speaker 3: things were culturally. This was like this was to connect
Speaker 3: everyone and bond and some bonded more than others, if
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was a thing that was a thing
Speaker 2: back then.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the I don't know, just pure speculation here
Speaker 1: on why people don't want to go to happy hours
Speaker 1: with their coworkers anymore.
Speaker 2: Is maybe it's because they're.
Speaker 1: So easily uh so easy to communicate with people now
Speaker 1: with you know, you can just email them, or you
Speaker 1: can do teams or whatever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like it's probably following each other on socials if you
Speaker 3: about each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, but it's not the same though,
Speaker 1: the organized fun team building exercises.
Speaker 2: I was never a big fan of the mandatory fun fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you didn't think it was cool that every
Speaker 3: TJ TGI Fridays had a big canoe on the wall
Speaker 3: symbolized teamwork.
Speaker 1: Right, dude? That TGI Fridays in the Arboretum used to
Speaker 1: be one of the hottest happy hours in time. Yea,
Speaker 1: No it was.
Speaker 3: I mean there was a lot of office people going
Speaker 3: in there afterwork.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, we would go there.
Speaker 3: I worked at Dan McCluskey's next door, and we would
Speaker 3: go there after we shut down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you'd shut down at what midnight and drink
Speaker 1: as much as you could in two hours.
Speaker 3: Right by the time we clean the kitchen and everything
Speaker 3: is like one am, it's like, let's go get shots.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I mean it's it's hard. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: glad to no I want.
Speaker 3: But I wonder in service industry if they still do that,
Speaker 3: because that's a wild bunch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is, and they're all hooking up too. Yep.
Speaker 1: Right with the radio station we used to work for,
Speaker 1: they had an annual pool party excuse me, boat party
Speaker 1: on Lake Travis, the double decker party boat. It'd go
Speaker 1: out there and park up in a cove and you'd
Speaker 1: see your sales staff in bikinis.
Speaker 2: In bikinis going in the water.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like I went to one of those with
Speaker 2: y'all or something. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: One of them ended up back at our house and
Speaker 1: we had to call the police because we had a
Speaker 1: missing person.
Speaker 4: I mean, on that, on that level, excuse me, maybe
Speaker 4: it is best that the office happy hours aren't happening,
Speaker 4: because that was one that just really went off.
Speaker 1: We need to tell this. We need to tell the story.
Speaker 1: Everyone just remind them for something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we lived on the lake.
Speaker 4: We had we had a boat in a boat dock,
Speaker 4: and a bunch of the people that Sandy worked with
Speaker 4: at the station ended up back at our house from
Speaker 4: a happy hour already, and this.
Speaker 2: One girl got so drunk. We were looking for her.
Speaker 4: I found her in our as her bathroom bathtub, laying
Speaker 4: in the bathtub.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 4: She got up and left and went back downstairs. I
Speaker 4: was trying to find the people she came with, and
Speaker 4: then nobody could find her at all. And somebody said
Speaker 4: the last time they saw her was on the boat dock.
Speaker 4: We were terrified she'd fallen in and had drowned. We
Speaker 4: called the sheriff, like the sheriff on the boat came
Speaker 4: and had their big spotlights looking. Turns out she just
Speaker 4: started walking out lay out from the lake, walking and
Speaker 4: somebody picked her up and took her home.
Speaker 2: We didn't know. Hours later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, our neighbor did the girl and then she quit
Speaker 1: at the radio station.
Speaker 2: You remember that JB. She quit the next day. I
Speaker 2: would have remember, I remember this happened. I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't know who their name I can't picture them.
Speaker 3: I vaguely remember this happening.
Speaker 4: I remember I was furious because it was so stressful,
Speaker 4: and I was like, somebody could have died. And as
Speaker 4: soon as Sandy found out who it was because she
Speaker 4: was cute, he was like, a she's fine, it's.
Speaker 1: No big deal, was right, And I was right.
Speaker 4: I was mad that you weren't mad, Like if it
Speaker 4: had been somebody less attractive, you would have been mad
Speaker 4: to all the stress we put into it.
Speaker 2: But she totally got off with you because she was cute.
Speaker 2: Pretty people do get away from a lot. I know
Speaker 2: their life.
Speaker 1: That is a fact. So rip to the office happy hour.
Speaker 1: You will not be messed, You will not be missed.
Speaker 1: Stay with us more. Coming up to JV and Sandy Show.
Speaker 1: You can listen online at one three to one Austin
Speaker 1: dot com. JB says that a podcasting og is calling
Speaker 1: it quits. We've got the details in just a second.
Speaker 1: We didn't mention it yesterday because I so disgusted. Still,
Speaker 1: am Longhorns baseball season done? They lost to Utsa twice,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then they were having a great
Speaker 1: season right there. We're ranked number one for a majority
Speaker 1: of the season. They lost in the first game of
Speaker 1: the SEC tournament. Then they lost, they lost, well, they
Speaker 1: beat they lost to ut San Antonio in game one,
Speaker 1: they beat Kansas State in game two. Then they lost
Speaker 1: in the UTSA again. So their baseball season is over
Speaker 1: shocked by that. Anyway, onto the next thing. Although I'm
Speaker 1: all about Longhorns, I was just impressed by the whole program.
Speaker 1: The rowing team finished like third in the country, which
Speaker 1: is pretty amazing think about it, because that's very, very
Speaker 1: very much an East Coast sport.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, especially in the IVYS We've got one of
Speaker 3: the better lakes for it. It's unfortunately been overrun by
Speaker 3: stand up battles. If you're a rower, you probably can't
Speaker 3: use the lake anymore. But but yeah, we supposedly have
Speaker 3: one of the best rowing lakes. But yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: complete like IVY League, Yeah, very much.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 3: Have you ever see that movie Man in the Boat
Speaker 3: or not Man in the Boat, Men in the Boat.
Speaker 2: Oh, I remember, based on the book about the That
Speaker 2: was a kind of a freak thing too.
Speaker 3: That was a small school from Washington, well it was
Speaker 3: Washington State, not a small school, but going up against
Speaker 3: the Ivy League guys, it was unheard of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. And I remember when I lived in Syracuse,
Speaker 1: New York. I lived right on a on a river,
Speaker 1: and the Syracuse crew team used to practice and I
Speaker 1: would see him going up and down, and I just
Speaker 1: remember saying, if I was a rower, I'd be the
Speaker 1: one of the I would want to be the little
Speaker 1: person in the back that just barks all the orders.
Speaker 2: Right, you will never be the little anything. I remember.
Speaker 3: I remember after about like a couple of years at UT,
Speaker 3: I ran into an old cross country high school teammate
Speaker 3: of mine. And of course in high school, like we're
Speaker 3: little pencils, you know, the cross country runners.
Speaker 2: I see him all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's Cedar Park kids. And this guy had
Speaker 3: just ballooned up. His shoulders were like what and he
Speaker 3: you know, he'd looked like a cartoon superhero, big broad shoulders,
Speaker 3: big chest, lean waist. I'm like, dude, what did you do?
Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, I started rowing with the UT
Speaker 3: club and now I'm on the team. And man, that's
Speaker 3: how it's in shape.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's super efficient too, because it works like eighty
Speaker 1: percent of your muscles, and you can if you can
Speaker 1: survive twenty minutes of doing it. You're getting a hell
Speaker 1: of a workout. You rose sometimes I see you on
Speaker 1: straba JB. I do have a I do have a
Speaker 1: rowing machine that tracks all that stuff. Yeah, twenty minutes
Speaker 1: is great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 3: Tough, tough workout, not getting that whole balloon up shoulder.
Speaker 2: Talked about it. That guy did.
Speaker 1: An old an og podcasters calling it quits. JB.
Speaker 2: You just ran into this guy too at the abi
Speaker 2: A right, yep. I did during the moon Tower. I
Speaker 2: was at the airport.
Speaker 3: I was traveling and I ran into Mark marin the
Speaker 3: WTF podcast. That's one of the He was one of
Speaker 3: the first. He was one of the pioneers of now
Speaker 3: every comic has a podcast.
Speaker 2: Every Adam Curry was another one.
Speaker 3: Adam Curry had a lot to do with the technology
Speaker 3: behind podcasting.
Speaker 2: And they call him the podfather.
Speaker 4: Yeah, was Adam Curry the MTV guy?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, OK, And I think he has a place
Speaker 2: in Austin. He does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's made a fortune in the internet after MTV.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Mark.
Speaker 3: Maren has he announced it on a recent show he
Speaker 3: had Mark He had John Mullaney on I think and
Speaker 3: he's he says he's wrapping it up this fall after
Speaker 3: sixteen years and sixteen hundred episodes.
Speaker 2: That's it. I mean, he's tired. What is he just?
Speaker 3: He's done well, here's here's a quote from the podcast.
Speaker 3: He said, it really comes down to the fact. Let
Speaker 3: me add to this. You may remember this about about
Speaker 3: uh Mark Maron. He really took off and made a
Speaker 3: name for himself when Obama was campaigning and went on
Speaker 3: his podcast.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that too?
Speaker 3: It's a big deal and is La Garage that's where
Speaker 3: we first heard about Mark Maron.
Speaker 2: Anywow, he's one of the top podcasters.
Speaker 3: But he said, it really comes down to the fact
Speaker 3: that we put up a new show every Monday and
Speaker 3: Thursday for almost sixteen years, and we're tired, we're burnt out.
Speaker 3: We weren't and we weren't utterly satisfied with the work
Speaker 3: we've done. We've done great work. Mark, doesn't This doesn't
Speaker 3: mean I'm never going to do something like this again.
Speaker 3: Doesn't mean I'll never have talks like I do here
Speaker 3: or some kind of podcast at some point in time.
Speaker 3: But for now, we're just wrapping things up.
Speaker 1: Because you're Mark. Listen, you do two shows a week's
Speaker 1: about an.
Speaker 2: Hour about an hour long. Hey, Mark, try doing it.
Speaker 1: Try slaving over a hot microphone for four hours a day,
Speaker 1: five days a week for thirty years.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. Let me try that.
Speaker 1: Try that.
Speaker 2: Mark. You're tired doing two shows a week, give me
Speaker 2: the two.
Speaker 1: Let's do some quick math, all right, So each podcast
Speaker 1: is about an hour, right, Okay, So let's say, Jabe,
Speaker 1: let's just do some quick math and figure out how
Speaker 1: many hours of radio we've done in Austin. Yeh four hours.
Speaker 1: Let's say let's say forty let's say forty five weeks
Speaker 1: a year. And that's low, right, because what do we
Speaker 1: get about three weeks off every year back in the day,
Speaker 1: and so so thirty thirty years. I gotta do some
Speaker 1: quick math here, So it's twenty hours. Let's say twenty
Speaker 1: hours a week. I mean we did it. We did
Speaker 1: the show here eighteen years.
Speaker 3: But you and I at that point in ninety six,
Speaker 3: we had a good six years under our belt at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'll say, so I'll do twenty hours a
Speaker 1: week times forty eight. Why am I doing it? By
Speaker 1: forty eight? Why am I doing o? Because that's no
Speaker 1: forty eight weeks zero zero one I'm doing something. I'm
Speaker 1: suck at math. Sorry, zero eight. So that's about that's
Speaker 1: conservatively nine hundred hours a year. That's dead. So in
Speaker 1: Mark Marin's world, that would be nine hundred shows a year, right,
Speaker 1: a year, Right, So let's take that times. Let's say
Speaker 1: thirty years, and we're at twenty seven thousand, twenty seven
Speaker 1: thousand hours.
Speaker 2: He's burnt out after sixteen, he's done it.
Speaker 1: Sixteen.
Speaker 2: Come on, Mark, don't you big wiener.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's not like it's not like you're putting
Speaker 1: a roof on a house, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You're in an eric and studio talking into a microphone.
Speaker 3: Well, it's funny too, because think about what he does
Speaker 3: versus what we've done in each given hour. We're doing
Speaker 3: all kinds of things. We're gathering news and stories and
Speaker 3: putting together games and entertainment and writing parodies, songs and
Speaker 3: doing appearances, all kinds of content. Right, he is doing
Speaker 3: a one on one interview where the guest carries seventy
Speaker 3: percent of.
Speaker 1: The show, exactly right, exactly.
Speaker 2: Right, he's showing up. It sounds like yeah, he's I mean, come.
Speaker 1: On, right, we're moving on to a new topic. Every
Speaker 1: ten to fifteen minutes, right, right, He's long.
Speaker 2: Form interviews are easy in comparison.
Speaker 1: Right, especially got a great guest, Right, you've a great
Speaker 1: guest that tells great stories. All you do is sit
Speaker 1: there and listen and try and stay out of the way. Yep, right,
Speaker 1: let them tell it. So wow, crime a river, mister.
Speaker 4: I feel like yall, I liked Mark Maren when we
Speaker 4: first started talking about this, and I feel like, now
Speaker 4: y'all are mad Mark.
Speaker 2: Just like him. But it's like, this is disappointing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but here's what Mark, here's Mark Maren's here's Mark
Speaker 1: Maren's response to us. He's like, well, I only had
Speaker 1: to do sixteen hundred hours and I can quit. I'm
Speaker 1: made my money, I'm done, you dummy, he's been got
Speaker 1: what do you say, twenty seven thousand hours and you're
Speaker 1: still doing that? Right, That would be his response to us, right,
Speaker 1: So he would be right, Yeah, he would be exactly right.
Speaker 1: But yeah, good for him. He's moving on. He'll be back,
Speaker 1: like he said, he slept the door open.
Speaker 3: Right, well, when people when he's going and doing stand
Speaker 3: up and people are not showing up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll reboot that podcast. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: And you know what all those TV appearances he was getting, Yeah,
Speaker 3: all those TV gigs, it's because he had the podcast
Speaker 3: and he would talk it up.
Speaker 2: What was the Roller Derby show he was on called
Speaker 2: Glow or something, Oh, Glorious Ladies of Wrestling, the Wrestling Wrestling.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you think he would have gotten that gig if
Speaker 2: he didn't have the podcast?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Right, hell no?
Speaker 2: Who did we? Who did we? We used to.
Speaker 3: Have someone who worked with us who was getting like
Speaker 3: booked for all this stuff, and we were like.
Speaker 2: It's because you're on the radio.
Speaker 3: I don't remember who it was or what the situation was,
Speaker 3: but it's like they couldn't accept that. It's like, that
Speaker 3: is the We had a producer that was getting all
Speaker 3: these parts and plays, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like because you're.
Speaker 3: Going to sell tickets on the radio, right, feel the
Speaker 3: pinch of that guaranteed, right, the phone's going to stop ringing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll go quickly find out how unpopular you are
Speaker 1: because now you can't do anything for them, right right,
Speaker 1: you got nothing for him? So uh but man, how
Speaker 1: long ago did he start doing it? You say, sixteen
Speaker 1: years ago? Like sixteen years ago, he was way ahead
Speaker 1: of the curve with people on podcasting, right. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: People were kind of laughing at it at that time.
Speaker 1: I was one of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he did that Obama thing and it
Speaker 3: just like that was a real pivotal moment for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's got.
Speaker 2: A podcast now, everyone one. I don't know how you
Speaker 2: cut through.
Speaker 4: Everybody wants to start one, and they'll do two or
Speaker 4: three and then they're like, raw, this is a little
Speaker 4: bit harder than I thought, and then they stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I saw I'm just vaguely recalling a stat and
Speaker 3: it was a couple of years ago. It was something
Speaker 3: like eighty percent of the podcast in the library and
Speaker 3: the Internet of millions and millions haven't put on a
Speaker 3: new show in over thirty days.
Speaker 2: Something like eight or something. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I think I read the same thing and most of
Speaker 1: them quit after five, like they're just they're done with it.
Speaker 2: So anyway, moving right along, so fatiguing.
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Speaker 1: For a spin. Jbiatricia and I are kind of experiencing
Speaker 1: what you've been experiencing for.
Speaker 2: A few years.
Speaker 1: For just for this week though, just for this week,
Speaker 1: is that we are we're empty nesters this week. Our
Speaker 1: daughter is gone until until Friday. So I don't know
Speaker 1: what we're gonna well, well, I don't know what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do just to look at each other. Trician knows.
Speaker 1: What's your plan? What have you even talked about it?
Speaker 4: Well, the first night she's gone, that Landry is gone,
Speaker 4: she hung out, Sandy hung out with you.
Speaker 1: Jb uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, okay, so that was first. That was his
Speaker 2: first choice to hang.
Speaker 1: Out with you. I didn't plan very well, did I? No?
Speaker 3: I mean, when when we became empty masters, I couldn't
Speaker 3: wait for just to be walking around the house naked.
Speaker 1: All the time. You're joking, but it's true.
Speaker 2: But then when when your wife quits acknowledging that you're naked.
Speaker 2: You just kind of stopped.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I walked by her naked and she doesn't even
Speaker 3: check it out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Sandy did that to me. Just a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago. We were the three of us were talking.
Speaker 4: And he's like, yeah, you know, you've been married a
Speaker 4: long time. I walked by the bathroom in Seltrician naked
Speaker 4: and was off and just kept going. And I was like, oh, like,
Speaker 4: I was kind of mad about that kind of those premise.
Speaker 4: I understood the premise of what you're saying is still
Speaker 4: pissed me off. I was secretly angry with you for
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 1: By the way, our daughter's gone, she's done at Texas
Speaker 1: A and M Kingsville for a ROTC. It's called Leadership
Speaker 1: Academy where juniors and juniors and upcoming juniors and seniors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for this whole week of leadership training that they get.
Speaker 1: It is cool. It's a it's a cool thing. She's
Speaker 1: scared to death JB that there's this this uh master
Speaker 1: gunnery sergeant marine that is. I saw him last year.
Speaker 1: I went. So she went to basical leadership of training
Speaker 1: last year. This year is a little more advanced. And
Speaker 1: I went down there and there's this dude. He's a marine.
Speaker 1: He's about six five six six and just jacked, I
Speaker 1: mean just and he's got a sleeve of tattoos up
Speaker 1: his are anywhere is that like the drill instructor, like
Speaker 1: Smokey Bear hat in the full uniform. I'm like, oh boy,
Speaker 1: we're messed with that guy.
Speaker 2: He yells. She's like a mom.
Speaker 4: He got in some kid's space and was yelling like
Speaker 4: one inch from his space, and the kids started crying.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this point, he goes something this
Speaker 1: this Gunnery start said to him. He goes, he goes,
Speaker 1: what stinks He's talking to this cadet standing at attention, goes,
Speaker 1: what stinks?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Master Gunnery. He goes, can that did
Speaker 2: you crap your pants? Oh my god? I love that.
Speaker 2: They probably have a huge bag of tricks like that.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, exactly, break it down then build you up.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I haven't seen this guy, and I'm going
Speaker 4: this year.
Speaker 2: I couldn't go last year.
Speaker 4: I'm going obviously to see Landry graduate, but I want
Speaker 4: to see this guy too.
Speaker 1: She's terrified of him. Yeah, which is terrified she's and
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's really good that you're terrified of him.
Speaker 1: I'm glad. So yeah, so empty nesters this week and
Speaker 1: it'll be nice.
Speaker 2: I think, Tricia.
Speaker 1: The upside for you is far greater because you handle
Speaker 1: all the minutia and the details and the transportation.
Speaker 4: And the times, all the constant times of when something's over,
Speaker 4: when she's staying until and then at some point during
Speaker 4: the day I'll be like, all right, am I still
Speaker 4: picking you up at six o'clock? And she's like, eh,
Speaker 4: ish And I'm like, girl, I'm not on standby.
Speaker 2: We are not in an ish situation. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do my stuff too.
Speaker 3: This home is not a cell phone lot, great line.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And you want to know what I think, I'm
Speaker 6: most like relieved to not have to do feed her,
Speaker 6: not that she eats a lot, but to constantly know
Speaker 6: what's for dinner every night.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, having to worry about her appetite.
Speaker 4: Right, making sure she has food.
Speaker 2: You know what it's like to be a husband. Welcome
Speaker 2: to the club.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the stewards, they're worrying about whether she's full or not.
Speaker 2: It's like and anticipating whether when that's going to happen.
Speaker 3: Why you know, women need a reserve tank, just like
Speaker 3: the old pickups she used to have. Go out and
Speaker 3: flip the switch and got an extra two downs.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: I'll tell Santiago I feel hungry, and he's like, we
Speaker 4: got about twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: That's right. Wing's so bad? Chinese, Italian, pizza, Mexican.
Speaker 3: How often they say this? Just pick a type of food?
Speaker 3: Can we just get that? Every couple has that conversation.
Speaker 3: Give me a category and we build on that.
Speaker 1: And I'll go get it as fast as I can.
Speaker 2: It's like we're terrifying.
Speaker 1: We all.
Speaker 2: You guys are when you're hungry, when women be hungry,
Speaker 2: it's y'all.
Speaker 4: I can feel the switch flip from I'm a little
Speaker 4: hungry too, and now it's been too long, Like there's
Speaker 4: something in my brain that just is rage inducing at
Speaker 4: that point. Remember that driver's ed video where sweet Goofy
Speaker 4: is going along and then the moment he gets in
Speaker 4: the car he grows spangs and claws and he's a
Speaker 4: terrible aggressive driver. Like I always think of Goofy because
Speaker 4: I'm like, the switch has just been reasonable.
Speaker 3: Then as husbands, we panic, we fill them up and
Speaker 3: then they overeat and then bitch at you.
Speaker 2: As soon as they reach for the pants and button.
Speaker 2: You're like, here comes, It's my fault, that's my fault.
Speaker 2: Why do you get pasta you know what? It makes
Speaker 2: me blow? And then you know for sure there's no
Speaker 2: TV watches. I told you so many times not to
Speaker 2: let me eat so many chips before then I can't
Speaker 2: control myself. And you know that.
Speaker 1: Get that.
Speaker 2: Get those cupcakes out of this house right now. You
Speaker 2: can't have those. Yeah, you're a darling for a second
Speaker 2: if you bring home sweets.
Speaker 1: But God will kill you if you don't kill you
Speaker 1: if you bring too many.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you strike.
Speaker 3: You have to stand right there and when they're about
Speaker 3: three quarters away through it, just take the road.
Speaker 1: I can't have it. Not only do we have to
Speaker 1: not only we have to anticipate the hunger, but then
Speaker 1: we got to stop. Y.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when it's
Speaker 3: Too much to get from over eating, it's like being
Speaker 3: a hockey