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<v Speaker 1>A workplace tradition, or maybe not a tradition, but something

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<v Speaker 1>used to happen in the workplace that when you were

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<v Speaker 1>first up and coming in your work life, you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of looked forward to and the more that you were

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<v Speaker 1>working unless you looked forward to.

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<v Speaker 2>And now people don't want anything to.

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<v Speaker 1>Do with, no matter their age, the after work happy hour.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's wants to go to happy hour with their

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<v Speaker 1>coworkers anymore, not even salespeople.

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<v Speaker 3>That was always their excuse to start at three o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that's true, I have a meeting, I've got a

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<v Speaker 3>meeting across town.

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<v Speaker 2>People would like.

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<v Speaker 4>Live to get through their workday to go get drunk

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<v Speaker 4>with their coworkers after work.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, the work happy hour was such a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Not anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, COVID Is that is it because people aren't drinking

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<v Speaker 3>as much or it's not appropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>COVID had a lot to do with it, COVID.

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<v Speaker 4>When everybody had to stay at home and social distance,

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<v Speaker 4>that was kind of the first thing that kind of

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<v Speaker 4>caused the detachment from the office. And now people are like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to be with my work colleagues when

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<v Speaker 4>I'm having to work. I do not want to give

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<v Speaker 4>them any of my private time after work. Also, the

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<v Speaker 4>younger generations drink less and are more are less social

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<v Speaker 4>going out pickleball.

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<v Speaker 1>And the old guys. The old guys have all been

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<v Speaker 1>sued so many times for inappropriate behavior. They're like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not no more happy hours for me, let them go anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Amount of office.

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<v Speaker 4>Gossip has plummeted because not worry at your best stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it the office happy hours after somebody just got

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<v Speaker 4>wasted or.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, man, I remember this is before. I mean

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<v Speaker 3>I grew up in Austin, I and we came back

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<v Speaker 3>and started the show back in ninety six. But there

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<v Speaker 3>was a couple of years. I was in Phoenix and

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<v Speaker 3>I worked at a legendary country station. It was a

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<v Speaker 3>mom and pop you know, a lot of them were

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<v Speaker 3>back in the day. They weren't corporate own and they

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<v Speaker 3>had an annual pool part already at a resort and

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<v Speaker 3>it was mandatory and it was overnight.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I don't know. You can't get away with that now.

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<v Speaker 3>No spouses, oh wow, oh man.

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<v Speaker 2>And there was a lot of hooking up going on.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a lot of baby showers. About seven months later.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was like it was, but that's how different

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<v Speaker 3>things were culturally. This was like this was to connect

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<v Speaker 3>everyone and bond and some bonded more than others, if

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that was a thing that was a thing

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<v Speaker 2>back then.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's the I don't know, just pure speculation here

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<v Speaker 1>on why people don't want to go to happy hours

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<v Speaker 1>with their coworkers anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Is maybe it's because they're.

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<v Speaker 1>So easily uh so easy to communicate with people now

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<v Speaker 1>with you know, you can just email them, or you

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<v Speaker 1>can do teams or whatever, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's probably following each other on socials if you

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<v Speaker 3>about each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know, but it's not the same though,

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<v Speaker 1>the organized fun team building exercises.

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<v Speaker 2>I was never a big fan of the mandatory fun fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you didn't think it was cool that every

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<v Speaker 3>TJ TGI Fridays had a big canoe on the wall

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<v Speaker 3>symbolized teamwork.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, dude? That TGI Fridays in the Arboretum used to

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<v Speaker 1>be one of the hottest happy hours in time. Yea,

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<v Speaker 1>No it was.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean there was a lot of office people going

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<v Speaker 3>in there afterwork.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what, we would go there.

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<v Speaker 3>I worked at Dan McCluskey's next door, and we would

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<v Speaker 3>go there after we shut down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you'd shut down at what midnight and drink

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<v Speaker 1>as much as you could in two hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Right by the time we clean the kitchen and everything

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<v Speaker 3>is like one am, it's like, let's go get shots.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, but I mean it's it's hard. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>glad to no I want.

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<v Speaker 3>But I wonder in service industry if they still do that,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's a wild bunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is, and they're all hooking up too. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Right with the radio station we used to work for,

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<v Speaker 1>they had an annual pool party excuse me, boat party

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<v Speaker 1>on Lake Travis, the double decker party boat. It'd go

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<v Speaker 1>out there and park up in a cove and you'd

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<v Speaker 1>see your sales staff in bikinis.

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<v Speaker 2>In bikinis going in the water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I went to one of those with

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<v Speaker 2>y'all or something. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>One of them ended up back at our house and

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<v Speaker 1>we had to call the police because we had a

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<v Speaker 1>missing person.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, on that, on that level, excuse me, maybe

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<v Speaker 4>it is best that the office happy hours aren't happening,

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<v Speaker 4>because that was one that just really went off.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to tell this. We need to tell the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone just remind them for something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we lived on the lake.

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<v Speaker 4>We had we had a boat in a boat dock,

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<v Speaker 4>and a bunch of the people that Sandy worked with

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<v Speaker 4>at the station ended up back at our house from

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<v Speaker 4>a happy hour already, and this.

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<v Speaker 2>One girl got so drunk. We were looking for her.

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<v Speaker 4>I found her in our as her bathroom bathtub, laying

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<v Speaker 4>in the bathtub.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was weird.

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<v Speaker 4>She got up and left and went back downstairs. I

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<v Speaker 4>was trying to find the people she came with, and

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<v Speaker 4>then nobody could find her at all. And somebody said

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<v Speaker 4>the last time they saw her was on the boat dock.

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<v Speaker 4>We were terrified she'd fallen in and had drowned. We

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<v Speaker 4>called the sheriff, like the sheriff on the boat came

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<v Speaker 4>and had their big spotlights looking. Turns out she just

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<v Speaker 4>started walking out lay out from the lake, walking and

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<v Speaker 4>somebody picked her up and took her home.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't know. Hours later.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, our neighbor did the girl and then she quit

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<v Speaker 1>at the radio station.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember that JB. She quit the next day. I

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<v Speaker 2>would have remember, I remember this happened. I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know who their name I can't picture them.

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<v Speaker 3>I vaguely remember this happening.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember I was furious because it was so stressful,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, somebody could have died. And as

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<v Speaker 4>soon as Sandy found out who it was because she

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<v Speaker 4>was cute, he was like, a she's fine, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>No big deal, was right, And I was right.

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<v Speaker 4>I was mad that you weren't mad, Like if it

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<v Speaker 4>had been somebody less attractive, you would have been mad

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<v Speaker 4>to all the stress we put into it.

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<v Speaker 2>But she totally got off with you because she was cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty people do get away from a lot. I know

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<v Speaker 2>their life.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a fact. So rip to the office happy hour.

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<v Speaker 1>You will not be messed, You will not be missed.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay with us more. Coming up to JV and Sandy Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You can listen online at one three to one Austin

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. JB says that a podcasting og is calling

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<v Speaker 1>it quits. We've got the details in just a second.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't mention it yesterday because I so disgusted. Still,

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<v Speaker 1>am Longhorns baseball season done? They lost to Utsa twice,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And then they were having a great

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<v Speaker 1>season right there. We're ranked number one for a majority

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<v Speaker 1>of the season. They lost in the first game of

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<v Speaker 1>the SEC tournament. Then they lost, they lost, well, they

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<v Speaker 1>beat they lost to ut San Antonio in game one,

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<v Speaker 1>they beat Kansas State in game two. Then they lost

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<v Speaker 1>in the UTSA again. So their baseball season is over

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<v Speaker 1>shocked by that. Anyway, onto the next thing. Although I'm

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<v Speaker 1>all about Longhorns, I was just impressed by the whole program.

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<v Speaker 1>The rowing team finished like third in the country, which

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty amazing think about it, because that's very, very

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<v Speaker 1>very much an East Coast sport.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, especially in the IVYS We've got one of

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<v Speaker 3>the better lakes for it. It's unfortunately been overrun by

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<v Speaker 3>stand up battles. If you're a rower, you probably can't

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<v Speaker 3>use the lake anymore. But but yeah, we supposedly have

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<v Speaker 3>one of the best rowing lakes. But yeah, that's a

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<v Speaker 3>complete like IVY League, Yeah, very much.

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<v Speaker 4>So.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever see that movie Man in the Boat

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<v Speaker 3>or not Man in the Boat, Men in the Boat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I remember, based on the book about the That

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<v Speaker 2>was a kind of a freak thing too.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a small school from Washington, well it was

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<v Speaker 3>Washington State, not a small school, but going up against

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<v Speaker 3>the Ivy League guys, it was unheard of.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's it. And I remember when I lived in Syracuse,

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<v Speaker 1>New York. I lived right on a on a river,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Syracuse crew team used to practice and I

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<v Speaker 1>would see him going up and down, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>remember saying, if I was a rower, I'd be the

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<v Speaker 1>one of the I would want to be the little

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<v Speaker 1>person in the back that just barks all the orders.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you will never be the little anything. I remember.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember after about like a couple of years at UT,

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<v Speaker 3>I ran into an old cross country high school teammate

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<v Speaker 3>of mine. And of course in high school, like we're

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<v Speaker 3>little pencils, you know, the cross country runners.

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<v Speaker 2>I see him all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's Cedar Park kids. And this guy had

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<v Speaker 3>just ballooned up. His shoulders were like what and he

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<v Speaker 3>you know, he'd looked like a cartoon superhero, big broad shoulders,

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<v Speaker 3>big chest, lean waist. I'm like, dude, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 3>And he's like, oh, I started rowing with the UT

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<v Speaker 3>club and now I'm on the team. And man, that's

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<v Speaker 3>how it's in shape.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It's super efficient too, because it works like eighty

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<v Speaker 1>percent of your muscles, and you can if you can

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<v Speaker 1>survive twenty minutes of doing it. You're getting a hell

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<v Speaker 1>of a workout. You rose sometimes I see you on

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<v Speaker 1>straba JB. I do have a I do have a

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<v Speaker 1>rowing machine that tracks all that stuff. Yeah, twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 1>is great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Tough, tough workout, not getting that whole balloon up shoulder.

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<v Speaker 2>Talked about it. That guy did.

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<v Speaker 1>An old an og podcasters calling it quits. JB.

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<v Speaker 2>You just ran into this guy too at the abi

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<v Speaker 2>A right, yep. I did during the moon Tower. I

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<v Speaker 2>was at the airport.

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<v Speaker 3>I was traveling and I ran into Mark marin the

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<v Speaker 3>WTF podcast. That's one of the He was one of

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<v Speaker 3>the first. He was one of the pioneers of now

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<v Speaker 3>every comic has a podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Every Adam Curry was another one.

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<v Speaker 3>Adam Curry had a lot to do with the technology

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<v Speaker 3>behind podcasting.

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<v Speaker 2>And they call him the podfather.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, was Adam Curry the MTV guy?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Mark.

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<v Speaker 3>Maren has he announced it on a recent show he

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. I mean, he's tired. What is he just?

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<v Speaker 3>He's done well, here's here's a quote from the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>me add to this. You may remember this about about

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<v Speaker 3>uh Mark Maron. He really took off and made a

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that too?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a big deal and is La Garage that's where

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<v Speaker 2>Anywow, he's one of the top podcasters.

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<v Speaker 3>But he said, it really comes down to the fact

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<v Speaker 3>that we put up a new show every Monday and

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday for almost sixteen years, and we're tired, we're burnt out.

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<v Speaker 3>We weren't and we weren't utterly satisfied with the work

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<v Speaker 3>we've done. We've done great work. Mark, doesn't This doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>mean I'm never going to do something like this again.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't mean I'll never have talks like I do here

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<v Speaker 3>or some kind of podcast at some point in time.

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<v Speaker 3>But for now, we're just wrapping things up.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're Mark. Listen, you do two shows a week's

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<v Speaker 1>about an.

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<v Speaker 2>Hour about an hour long. Hey, Mark, try doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Try slaving over a hot microphone for four hours a day,

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<v Speaker 1>five days a week for thirty years.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you. Let me try that.

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<v Speaker 1>Try that.

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<v Speaker 2>Mark. You're tired doing two shows a week, give me

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do some quick math, all right, So each podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is about an hour, right, Okay, So let's say, Jabe,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just do some quick math and figure out how

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<v Speaker 1>many hours of radio we've done in Austin. Yeh four hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say let's say forty let's say forty five weeks

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<v Speaker 1>and so so thirty thirty years. I gotta do some

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<v Speaker 1>quick math here, So it's twenty hours. Let's say twenty

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<v Speaker 1>hours a week. I mean we did it. We did

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<v Speaker 1>the show here eighteen years.

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<v Speaker 3>But you and I at that point in ninety six,

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<v Speaker 3>we had a good six years under our belt at least.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I'll say, so I'll do twenty hours a

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<v Speaker 1>week times forty eight. Why am I doing it? By

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight? Why am I doing o? Because that's no

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight weeks zero zero one I'm doing something. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>suck at math. Sorry, zero eight. So that's about that's

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<v Speaker 1>conservatively nine hundred hours a year. That's dead. So in

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Marin's world, that would be nine hundred shows a year, right,

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<v Speaker 1>a year, Right, So let's take that times. Let's say

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<v Speaker 1>thirty years, and we're at twenty seven thousand, twenty seven

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<v Speaker 1>thousand hours.

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<v Speaker 2>He's burnt out after sixteen, he's done it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, Mark, don't you big wiener.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, it's not like it's not like you're putting

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<v Speaker 1>a roof on a house, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in an eric and studio talking into a microphone.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's funny too, because think about what he does

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<v Speaker 3>versus what we've done in each given hour. We're doing

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<v Speaker 3>all kinds of things. We're gathering news and stories and

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<v Speaker 3>putting together games and entertainment and writing parodies, songs and

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<v Speaker 3>doing appearances, all kinds of content. Right, he is doing

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<v Speaker 3>a one on one interview where the guest carries seventy

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<v Speaker 1>The show, exactly right, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, he's showing up. It sounds like yeah, he's I mean, come.

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<v Speaker 1>On, right, we're moving on to a new topic. Every

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<v Speaker 1>ten to fifteen minutes, right, right, He's long.

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<v Speaker 2>Form interviews are easy in comparison.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, especially got a great guest, Right, you've a great

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<v Speaker 1>guest that tells great stories. All you do is sit

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<v Speaker 1>there and listen and try and stay out of the way. Yep, right,

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<v Speaker 1>let them tell it. So wow, crime a river, mister.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like yall, I liked Mark Maren when we

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<v Speaker 4>first started talking about this, and I feel like, now

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<v Speaker 4>y'all are mad Mark.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like him. But it's like, this is disappointing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but here's what Mark, here's Mark Maren's here's Mark

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<v Speaker 1>Maren's response to us. He's like, well, I only had

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<v Speaker 1>to do sixteen hundred hours and I can quit. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>made my money, I'm done, you dummy, he's been got

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<v Speaker 1>what do you say, twenty seven thousand hours and you're

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<v Speaker 1>still doing that? Right, That would be his response to us, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So he would be right, Yeah, he would be exactly right.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, good for him. He's moving on. He'll be back,

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<v Speaker 1>like he said, he slept the door open.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, well, when people when he's going and doing stand

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<v Speaker 3>up and people are not showing up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he'll reboot that podcast. Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know what all those TV appearances he was getting, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>all those TV gigs, it's because he had the podcast

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<v Speaker 3>and he would talk it up.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the Roller Derby show he was on called

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<v Speaker 2>Glow or something, Oh, Glorious Ladies of Wrestling, the Wrestling Wrestling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think he would have gotten that gig if

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't have the podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, hell no?

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<v Speaker 2>Who did we? Who did we? We used to.

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<v Speaker 3>Have someone who worked with us who was getting like

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<v Speaker 3>booked for all this stuff, and we were like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because you're on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't remember who it was or what the situation was,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's like they couldn't accept that. It's like, that

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<v Speaker 3>is the We had a producer that was getting all

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<v Speaker 3>these parts and plays, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like because you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to sell tickets on the radio, right, feel the

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<v Speaker 3>pinch of that guaranteed, right, the phone's going to stop ringing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you'll go quickly find out how unpopular you are

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<v Speaker 1>because now you can't do anything for them, right right,

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<v Speaker 1>you got nothing for him? So uh but man, how

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<v Speaker 1>long ago did he start doing it? You say, sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>years ago? Like sixteen years ago, he was way ahead

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<v Speaker 1>of the curve with people on podcasting, right. Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>People were kind of laughing at it at that time.

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<v Speaker 1>I was one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then he did that Obama thing and it

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<v Speaker 3>just like that was a real pivotal moment for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everyone's got.

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<v Speaker 2>A podcast now, everyone one. I don't know how you

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<v Speaker 2>cut through.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody wants to start one, and they'll do two or

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<v Speaker 4>three and then they're like, raw, this is a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit harder than I thought, and then they stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I saw I'm just vaguely recalling a stat and

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<v Speaker 3>it was a couple of years ago. It was something

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<v Speaker 3>like eighty percent of the podcast in the library and

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<v Speaker 3>the Internet of millions and millions haven't put on a

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<v Speaker 3>new show in over thirty days.

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<v Speaker 2>Something like eight or something. It was ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I read the same thing and most of

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<v Speaker 1>them quit after five, like they're just they're done with it.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, moving right along, so fatiguing.

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<v Speaker 1>For a spin. Jbiatricia and I are kind of experiencing

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<v Speaker 1>what you've been experiencing for.

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<v Speaker 2>A few years.

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<v Speaker 1>For just for this week though, just for this week,

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<v Speaker 1>is that we are we're empty nesters this week. Our

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<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna well, well, I don't know what we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do just to look at each other. Trician knows.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your plan? What have you even talked about it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the first night she's gone, that Landry is gone,

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<v Speaker 4>she hung out, Sandy hung out with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Jb uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, okay, so that was first. That was his

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<v Speaker 2>first choice to hang.

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<v Speaker 1>Out with you. I didn't plan very well, did I? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, when when we became empty masters, I couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>wait for just to be walking around the house naked.

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<v Speaker 1>All the time. You're joking, but it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>But then when when your wife quits acknowledging that you're naked.

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<v Speaker 2>You just kind of stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I walked by her naked and she doesn't even

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<v Speaker 3>check it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, Sandy did that to me. Just a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of weeks ago. We were the three of us were talking.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's like, yeah, you know, you've been married a

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<v Speaker 4>long time. I walked by the bathroom in Seltrician naked

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<v Speaker 4>and was off and just kept going. And I was like, oh, like,

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<v Speaker 4>I was kind of mad about that kind of those premise.

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<v Speaker 4>I understood the premise of what you're saying is still

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<v Speaker 4>pissed me off. I was secretly angry with you for

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<v Speaker 4>a while.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, our daughter's gone, she's done at Texas

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<v Speaker 1>A and M Kingsville for a ROTC. It's called Leadership

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<v Speaker 1>Academy where juniors and juniors and upcoming juniors and seniors. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for this whole week of leadership training that they get.

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<v Speaker 1>It is cool. It's a it's a cool thing. She's

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<v Speaker 1>scared to death JB that there's this this uh master

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<v Speaker 1>gunnery sergeant marine that is. I saw him last year.

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<v Speaker 1>I went. So she went to basical leadership of training

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<v Speaker 1>last year. This year is a little more advanced. And

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<v Speaker 1>I went down there and there's this dude. He's a marine.

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<v Speaker 1>He's about six five six six and just jacked, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean just and he's got a sleeve of tattoos up

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<v Speaker 1>his are anywhere is that like the drill instructor, like

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<v Speaker 1>Smokey Bear hat in the full uniform. I'm like, oh boy,

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<v Speaker 1>we're messed with that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He yells. She's like a mom.

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<v Speaker 4>He got in some kid's space and was yelling like

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<v Speaker 4>one inch from his space, and the kids started crying.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, this point, he goes something this

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<v Speaker 1>this Gunnery start said to him. He goes, he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>what stinks He's talking to this cadet standing at attention, goes,

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<v Speaker 1>what stinks?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Master Gunnery. He goes, can that did

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<v Speaker 2>you crap your pants? Oh my god? I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>They probably have a huge bag of tricks like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, exactly, exactly, break it down then build you up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah right, I haven't seen this guy, and I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>this year.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't go last year.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going obviously to see Landry graduate, but I want

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<v Speaker 4>to see this guy too.

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<v Speaker 1>She's terrified of him. Yeah, which is terrified she's and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that's really good that you're terrified of him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad. So yeah, so empty nesters this week and

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, Tricia.

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<v Speaker 1>The upside for you is far greater because you handle

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<v Speaker 1>all the minutia and the details and the transportation.

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<v Speaker 4>And the times, all the constant times of when something's over,

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<v Speaker 4>when she's staying until and then at some point during

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<v Speaker 4>the day I'll be like, all right, am I still

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<v Speaker 4>picking you up at six o'clock? And she's like, eh,

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<v Speaker 4>ish And I'm like, girl, I'm not on standby.

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<v Speaker 2>We are not in an ish situation. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>do my stuff too.

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<v Speaker 3>This home is not a cell phone lot, great line.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, And you want to know what I think, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>most like relieved to not have to do feed her,

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<v Speaker 6>not that she eats a lot, but to constantly know

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<v Speaker 6>what's for dinner every night.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean, having to worry about her appetite.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, making sure she has food.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it's like to be a husband. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to the club.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the stewards, they're worrying about whether she's full or not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like and anticipating whether when that's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you know, women need a reserve tank, just like

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<v Speaker 3>the old pickups she used to have. Go out and

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<v Speaker 3>flip the switch and got an extra two downs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell Santiago I feel hungry, and he's like, we

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<v Speaker 4>got about twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Wing's so bad? Chinese, Italian, pizza, Mexican.

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<v Speaker 3>How often they say this? Just pick a type of food?

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<v Speaker 3>Can we just get that? Every couple has that conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me a category and we build on that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll go get it as fast as I can.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like we're terrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>We all.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are when you're hungry, when women be hungry,

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<v Speaker 2>it's y'all.

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<v Speaker 4>I can feel the switch flip from I'm a little

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<v Speaker 4>hungry too, and now it's been too long, Like there's

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<v Speaker 4>something in my brain that just is rage inducing at

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<v Speaker 4>that point. Remember that driver's ed video where sweet Goofy

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<v Speaker 4>is going along and then the moment he gets in

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<v Speaker 4>the car he grows spangs and claws and he's a

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<v Speaker 4>terrible aggressive driver. Like I always think of Goofy because

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, the switch has just been reasonable.

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<v Speaker 3>Then as husbands, we panic, we fill them up and

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<v Speaker 3>then they overeat and then bitch at you.

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<v Speaker 2>As soon as they reach for the pants and button.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, here comes, It's my fault, that's my fault.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you get pasta you know what? It makes

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<v Speaker 2>me blow? And then you know for sure there's no

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<v Speaker 2>TV watches. I told you so many times not to

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<v Speaker 2>let me eat so many chips before then I can't

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<v Speaker 2>control myself. And you know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Get that.

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<v Speaker 2>Get those cupcakes out of this house right now. You

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<v Speaker 2>can't have those. Yeah, you're a darling for a second

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<v Speaker 2>if you bring home sweets.

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<v Speaker 1>But God will kill you if you don't kill you

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<v Speaker 1>if you bring too many.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you strike.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to stand right there and when they're about

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<v Speaker 3>three quarters away through it, just take the road.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't have it. Not only do we have to

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<v Speaker 1>not only we have to anticipate the hunger, but then

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<v Speaker 1>we got to stop. Y.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when it's

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<v Speaker 3>Too much to get from over eating, it's like being

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<v Speaker 3>a hockey
