Speaker 1: But it was it was. It was been going up
to Captain Jason going, uh, hey, you know that uh,
that Baltic woman who almost killed every one of the
boat a couple of days ago. And I know that
we we just did a kind of fear fact tradition
of dinner. But you think she.
Speaker 2: Deserves a promotions.
Speaker 3: Welcome Aborn, We're back.
Speaker 1: Hey, Pat Dylan, I miss you, miss you too. Hey, Katey,
how you doing? Hi?
Speaker 3: Cale? Hey, guys Hello, isn't technology great?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: The fact that we can do this now in twenty
twenty six. You're in Italy, Kaitlin's in Long Beach. I'm
in beautiful Studio City, California. And sixty years ago we
had this technology. We were talking to people on the moon.
Speaker 1: Can you guys? We never went can you guys hear me?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You sound great? Okay, really That's why I was
talking about the technology stuff now.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 3: It sounded like this when we were talking to those
guys on the moon sixty years ago. Yeah, not in
a studio in Burbank, California.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well they were respect anybody who still
believes that we went to the moon, Do I disrespect them? No?
Speaker 3: I said, no disrespect on my part.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, No, technology is amazing. So
those below deck, so are you guys? I love you
all for holding down the fort while I am on
this nightmarish journey throughout Italy a land I want nothing
to do with any longer. I want to I don't
know if I want to be on Earth anymore after
this vacation, let alone Studio City or Italy. But no,
it's really really beautiful. And my daughter just keeps throwing up.
We're so sick. But yeah, it's really really beautiful. And
we'll break down the entire vacation at aps at patron
dot com, Splash and other podcasts. Network out have YouTube
been doing? What's going on in Los Angeles? Are there
still homeless people?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, there's still around. Hey, dyll, do you
mind stopping buy my house next week? My wife's still
trying to convince me that we should go to Spain
with the kids in the fall. Just yeah, come over
and tell some of those great stories about how it's
going over there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I will, Yeah, I'll have a lot of stories,
cautionary tales. It was a bit of a windy road
to get here, yesterday, and I told my wife to
pull over because our daughter was having a challenging time
in the back seat. She did for a little bit,
but then eventually we had to get back on the
road and the ultimate happened. My daughter threw up all
over the back seat, all over herself, was screaming, crying,
and we had to pull over on the side of
the road while Italian men and motorcycles drove past us
and flipped us off. I think the language here is
that's something I'm coming anywhere near being able to even
remotely do I want to come out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dyl it sounds like your vacation isn't going the
way that you'd like it too. And you're making Italy
sound like it's an awful place, and we know that
it's not, but it's.
Speaker 2: No way to know it is nowhere near the hellscape,
the fucking god for saken hellscape that is this place
where below deck down and is taking place, a place
that has one place, one watering hole for these fucking
sea rats to party at.
Speaker 1: Called Foxy Jacks.
Speaker 3: Foxy Jacks, Foxy Jacks.
Speaker 1: If you are in uh, if you want to go
on a vacation somewhere you know, be it some hills
have buys town in Arizona, or some charming place like
the Seychelles or whatever. You'll you'll notice that there's like
only a couple of spots that you can go to.
I'm sure that multiple people have had this experience, and
the tedium that sets in is suffocating and overwhelming, and
we are experiencing that with the sea rats on the boat. Right.
We always refer to it as a pressure cooker and
a chutter island that they don't recognize is ominous. But
now their recreational avenues are similarly psychosis inducing. Okay, and
that's what we've seen tonight, horrible episode of television. I'm
sitting here thinking is this the finale? Because this is
so bad? But those are my pots. I'm also sick
with a sick baby, so I might just not be
in a great mood. Zero pots.
Speaker 3: Wow. Can you imagine this is Dylan's two weeks of vacation? Wow?
How great was that? Okay?
Speaker 1: I am watching this on YouTube Klan. We can or
we cannot if you want to.
Speaker 3: Hey, Caitlin, how's my volume? By the way, are you
watching our monitors? I just want to make sure that
I can be heard.
Speaker 1: You can be heard.
Speaker 3: Your levels seem to keep going down on that microphone. First.
Now it's like auto setting for some reason.
Speaker 1: But I don't have like a levels thing. Certainly not
going to fix it now, right, Yeah, but you're gonna
pop it up and post. It's all one track, so
it would be tough.
Speaker 3: But oh man, okay, you sound fine.
Speaker 1: And again we're certainly not going to fix it.
Speaker 3: Now, okay, all right, Well, anyway, I enjoyed, Uh god.
Speaker 1: I missed that fucking Golden Tea. It's you know, what's
so amazing I showed you guys, But look look at it.
Look at the rolling hills of Tuscany.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have those here in America.
Speaker 1: All I want to do is be be by that
goddamn Golden Tea.
Speaker 3: That's my our arcade game. Yeah yeah, okay, say what
you will about Los Angeles. There's a bunch of fucking
dead people that are still walking around, and they want
drugs and to ruin old Patty's uh enjoyment of life.
But it's still a pretty great place, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, and it's a marvel I mean, you know,
we we kind of get frustrated by it, but think
about it like, it's kind of crazy to see people
that have died still by pedal walking around. It's nuts. Anyways,
let's get into the show.
Speaker 3: Zero bots. Okay that I definitely liked this episode better
than you, Dylan. The scene at the tail end of
the episode with Ben who had decided he would take
over Hell or high Water a guest cabin and sleep
in it. And then when Juwau came in to demand
on behalf of the female staff that Ben would leave
that bed because the staff had made that bed, Ben
chose to sully the bed by ripping the sheets off
of it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, look quarter happened.
Speaker 3: Well. When we were at lunch in high school, it
was pretty common if you left your lunch tray to
go get ketchup or something, someone would steal your pizza,
your cheeseburger, and you'd have to chase that person and
the best thing you could do to save that food
was to try and sully it will all, whether it
be spit on it or get your fucking gross fingers
on it and stick your finger through it. You just
you had to do something to make sure you would
win the war, make it unedible for the other person.
Ben did that with that bet. He basically said, the
war is over. I have won. The bet is sullied.
There's nothing you can do now, Jua.
Speaker 1: Leave this goddamn bird. Can you hear this bird? Now?
Come through?
Speaker 3: It's lovely. Consider it the ambience of Tuscan.
Speaker 1: It is lovely. Yeah, okay, good well, all right, it's
staring right at me. All right, talk about Sully. This
bird is my enemy right now? Yes, no, you you
have to salt the earth so that your opponents cannot
reclaim any value. Get out.
Speaker 3: The second best part of the episode was Dylan, you
and I have often said, with respect to Game of Wars,
Alicia attempting to move up the ladder, as they say,
to get I guess the second stew position. Norm MacDonald.
I don't know if he put it in these terms,
but he famously had said, as humans, no matter the job,
there's always someone trying to take your job, you know.
Speaker 2: And uh so when you're a cracker, what what when
you're a crack.
Speaker 3: You got to sleep with one eye open when you're
a crack or you gotta sleep with one eye open
because there's an assistant crackhor that wants your side of
the crack or rally right you watch out crack or anyway,
so watch out. I love the episode.
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really really firing on all cylinders this episode, and I
want to start with fish ah the dinner service. We see,
we'll dinner service, but we pick up what we often
do with a royalty free footage of oceanic wildlife.
Speaker 5: But this this was actually really pertinent to the show
because most episodes it's like, yeah, we get it, it's
in the fucking water, right, But but this this time
it was it was it was I don't know the
words at six am in Tuscany, but it was about fish.
Speaker 1: And the last last episode was it ended with Ben
asking Daisy to file at nine nine filets of fish.
No no, no, no, no, not pallet, it's nine whole fish.
Speaker 3: That's right now now, Dylan, I'm glad you started there
because it began with horrible dinner service where the guests
were as you pulled out tasks with removing the central
bone structure of their entree, right, every single one of them. Yeah,
and you would ask yourself, why would Ben do this
to paying customers? Customers? And I think I have the answer.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: By the time I was in my sophomore year in
high school, it's a personal story. I've been I'd been
deemed a lost cause scholastically, so rather than sign me
up for chemistry class, you know, or calculus or whatever,
I was relegated to wood shop class. So I spent
half my day in wood shop class. And in that
class there had been a kid affectionately named h Shitbird.
And Shitbird was an interesting character because you had to
keep an eye on him because whenever you weren't looking
at him, he would have his hand near any of
the buzz the running saws in the wood show. Okay,
he he truly wanted to horrifically injure himself. And whenever
he'd have his hand near the the miter saw or
the band's uh, mister O'Malley. The shop teacher would say, shitbird,
knock it off. Ben is shitbird. And you may ask Pat,
where are you going with this? Ben?
Speaker 2: Ben?
Speaker 3: Ben is doing this intentionally. Everything he is doing is
to self inflict himself and whatever's left of his fucking
reputation the last time he was on here. Don't ask
me why he's doing it. That's between him and as
God did, therapist. But Ben is doing this intentionally. He
is name one goddamn meal that he has served this
fucking season that you have not mocked. He is being
a drunk idiot. He's had horrible behavior. I mean he's lovable,
He's a lovable idiot.
Speaker 1: But right down to me, I ask you just a
couple of clarifying questions on this. First, I want to
say Woodshop is an important institution of America, because drunk,
angry Vietnam vets would not be.
Speaker 3: I love mister Ellis. He was. He tell us stories.
And then when I asked them one time and like, hey,
you ever kill anybody, he almost.
Speaker 1: Punched me in the face, right right right.
Speaker 3: I didn't know any better.
Speaker 1: Those are their stories to divulge. If they want to
tell you about what napalm does to skin. They can
tell you about. If not, just leave it alone because
you don't want to hear that. Anyways, my question about
been doing this on purpose, you would have to think
that he was doing it on purpose, because no person
in their right mind would just organically come up with
this idea, right, because it's so insane and it's so bad,
and the stuff that we saw on the plate is
kind of like, I don't know, I would imagine that
people at the Hague are looking at pictures like that
and going, we can't have this in the world anymore, right,
So why would Ben do this? The thing about it
about him cooking this up that he looks so bad
as well, you know again we get to this this
shitberd sullying of the earth, and I it's it's very
clear that people are going insane on this show.
Speaker 3: It's it's Ben holding his fucking pointer finger right near
that table saw and he's saying, look at me, world,
I'm a fuck up.
Speaker 1: Well, it's so crazy that Ben is blaming almost every
single other person on this boat except for himself. He's like,
these these fat child guys can't pull fifty bones out
of a fish on the paid vacation, what about you
fucking loses? And then.
Speaker 3: I love when he goes to the galley, which has
now become the echo chamber of self conceit because he
has fucking the Bulkan biscuit there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, yeah, clearly the game of worse Okay, clear
Ellie is about to get a promotion and we're it
not I know we'll get there, but we're enough our
captain Jason got hey, I think she's the thing. She
would be getting a promotion. I think Captain Sandy or
Lee would give her a promotion. I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 3: I want to say this about Allie. It's gotten lost
this season. She is actually a fucking go get her
when it comes down to it. Like the problem with
her is she needs to be kept away from other human.
Speaker 1: Beings and knives.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like so, like you know what she'd be good at?
Long haul trucking uh huh? Or a writer. I don't
know if that's up her rally.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, I mean I think she would be great
about both entry.
Speaker 3: I was good at that. I moved on, of course,
I moved on to greener.
Speaker 1: Pastors are Ellie would be. Ellie would be really good
at a lot of things.
Speaker 3: About working in the forest, planting trees.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, trying to find some some
kind of creature, cryptid or something bigfoot hunting, I don't know,
but definitely get her away from all of us. Get
her away.
Speaker 3: That being said, we love you, Ellie, I think we
love town. Next week we'll probably have her on. Okay,
So Ben tells us he doesn't think Daisy is a
team player, and who does. He tell this to the
Balkan Biscuit and you're not. You're gonna be shocked by this.
The Balkan Biscuit agrees with him, and then both Daisy
and Joel listen as Ben, by the way, these walls
are made of goddamn paper. I guess. The Balkan Biscuit
blames Daisy for what she feels is silver service. Ouch.
Meanwhile at the table, silver in silver metal silver means
a dogshit service. Yes, Meanwhile the dim table hot captain pants.
He tells the guess he's got to step away, you know,
But little do they know, he's just going to get
ready to surprise everybody, to bring out that birthday cake.
But you'll go away by this. He doesn't have time
to eat it, because he tells the guys he's he
goes in a chair and stare somethings. That's tired and
I'll probably have to go to bed. He does not
hide that he hates having dinner with guests.
Speaker 1: Can I can I really quickly?
Speaker 3: I love, I'd love to hang out with you, but
I need to go stare at a wool until I
get bold of something. We're gonna say.
Speaker 1: I would love to hang out with you guys, but
all the fish in my tank are dead, and I
just want to go back up there and stare at
them again and make sure they're dead. There's this crazy
thing where he goes down to Ben and he goes,
maybe the understatement of the season, Well that should have
gone better. Yeah, well the guests were massacring their dinner again,
and you had your boast and stepping in in a toga.
I think resorted to just punching the food because he
was self restrated. Yeah, it could have gone better.
Speaker 3: Did you do you know what bens? The reply after
he walked out was he said, whatever.
Speaker 1: It is, what it is?
Speaker 3: There? You go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sarah, all right?
Speaker 3: So then Jenna asked, Jenna asked j W how Eddie's doing.
And then Jenna lets us know that she's learned a
very important lesson of the season, and that's uh to
not seek validation for men, and she's now ready for
the world and she's coming for that stripe. She wants
that stripe back. I don't have a joke there. It's
kind of written in that desire to get that stripe back.
What I don't have a joke there. She wants her
strike back.
Speaker 1: No, okay, I'm confused because usually when you said I
don't have a joke there, you probably do. No, I don't, okay,
ship Bird. It's so obvious these fans are are these
these guests are fans of the show. Who's the second stew?
Speaker 3: Okay, I love that you picked up on that.
Speaker 1: In the world knows what a fucking second stew is.
Speaker 3: Oh, you still think a gay anterior designer from Wes
Hollywood like thought of that question out of the blue.
I thought that was kind of a planted question.
Speaker 1: But this is this is when my favorite part of
the show, or this episode starts to ratchet up because
we have Alicia, who I don't know if I have
a good analog maybe Jim Carrey from dumb and dumb her.
It's it's that kind of character where she she starts
to think I could really do this. You know. It's
a little bit like, you know, I don't know if
George George w George Bush Junior actually wanted to be president.
I think, you know, the the people that wear the
masks and do the Gregorian chance, I think they just
wanted to be there or something. He was like, I
just want to keep you cooking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he won't have a good time.
Speaker 1: But anyways, it's insane that Alicia thinks that she could
be seconds too. Now. I wanted to I actually have that.
I have a recording of. It was really tricky to
do this, to get this recording of of Daisy and
Juwau talking about egos in the galley. Okay, killing can
I have you allowed me to share my screen note?
I'm just there we go. Okay, So this is this
is actual audio of Daisy and Chowau talking about Ellie
and Ben's egos. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Well that wasn't nice.
Speaker 1: I would say that they have a death wish, but
I feel like they're both gonna live to one hundred
and two and they're just gonna smoke the entire time.
Speaker 3: My mom's eighty four. She smoked a pack of cigarettes
since she was twelve a day. Okay, how's that work?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyways, I don't actually know what they talked about,
because once they started talking, I went to YouTube to
try to find that. But yeah, I did, you know
they talk about Ellie and bent and.
Speaker 3: Being well they said the balk and biscuit. Uh why
I heard it after the second cough, the balk and Biscuits. Uh,
just respectful bitch. And then and then Ben, I think
it was after the fourth cough. He basically takes a
position to Switzerland and suggests, hey, why don't we all
just talk like adults here?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you can play the tape over again.
But that's what they said.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to play the tape?
Speaker 3: Yeah, go play it over again?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I think it would be helpful if
we just played the tape. Really, play the tape over again. Yeah,
let me see, because because it is you know, you know,
technology is so incredible. I'm not going to play the
tape over.
Speaker 3: I can play the tape over again, all right. Well,
minutes later, Daisy and the Galley bump heads again over
that breakfast star time. There you go, No Dylan, wrong tape.
This is when Juau tells Daisy did he really likes her?
Oh shit, wrong tape.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that is.
Speaker 3: And then she told him stupid and she has walls up.
That was the wrong tape. She said she had walls
up there?
Speaker 1: What what is crazier? Daisy and Joel talking with one
another about their walls where Alesha wanted to be the
second still because I think it's far and away. Daisy
and Joel, what are you two doing? Huh? What are
you two doing talking about your walls?
Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say it is worth mentioning. He
did finally climb that in ser is it insurmountable wall
that she build up? The wall built out of one
ply tissue paper apparently, or zero self esteem one of the.
Speaker 1: Other No, no, no, it was pop sickle sticks and
cotton balls. But I'll tell you what. He was pretty wasted,
so it was tough to get over. It was pretty tall.
Speaker 3: I do want to say this, This boat is a
goddamn mess at this point, because it could if they
cared about actual service, it could affect service because there
is zero communication going on here. They're bumping heads about
what time breakfast starts. No one wants to talk to
one another. I wouldn't book this boat, and.
Speaker 1: Can I also say I think that. Well, we'll get
into it. But Ellie is beginning to very very clearly
win the game of oars because she has issued a
challenge continental breakfast prepared at eight am. Now what that
entails is I know it and tells a good amount
of work, but I'm just going to ridicule it for
a second. That's okay. It It involves waking up at
about five thirty six am, which nobody likes to do, okay,
rolling up little pieces.
Speaker 4: Of ham and other things.
Speaker 1: But she says that when she's presented with challenges, she
rises to the occasion. I'm going to kill these birds. Now.
The sounds of birds in the morning are lovely, but
they're so close to me they're almost mocking me. Okay, okay,
should we get to the next morning?
Speaker 3: Oh well, I was gonna say, yeah, I thought she
she did a great job. And then Ben kind of
reflects back on her and her time on the boat,
and he wants to reward her for these efforts. And
I think It's important to keep in mind that Ben's
recommendation of Ellie and her efforts are coming off a
dinner service where paying guests were asked to scour through
their dinner to look for protein, much like buzzards do
with roadkill.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was yeah, you know what I mean, Yeah,
I know exactly. It's crazy how much space there needs
to be taken from uh, the buzzard course and this
this promotion, right, but it was, it was. It was
Ben going up to Captain Jason going, uh, hey, you
know that, uh, that Baltic woman who almost killed everyone
on the boat a couple of days ago. And I
know that we we just did a kind of fear
factor addition of dinner. But you think she deserves a promotion.
Speaker 3: When you say it out loud and it sounds absurd,
that's when you know, you know what I mean, That's
why they're sea rats. That's why they're sea rats. Nothing
makes sense.
Speaker 2: Well, Captain Hotpins obviously agrees with these birds.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop talking about it.
Speaker 3: We're talking about the birds. It's a note from Captain Hotpants.
And besides, uh, Daisy had threatened to pitch a fucking
fit if this actually happened, which we all know it wasn't. Meanwhile,
Eddie visits Jenna and her cabin and he mentions the
sadness of her demotion. I want to say this about Eddie.
I've come around, Eddie. I know Dylan and I can
be hard on these sea rats and then we fall
in love with it. It's it's we we go on
a journey. But I will say this, Eddie, you got
to watch that drinking, young man. You need to watch
that drinking.
Speaker 1: I really don't think that there's ever been. There are
searets that we are are so repulsive on television that
we we don't like them, and I have no interest
in talking to them. But for the most part, every
seriarette we talked to is lovely. You know. They're they're
they're they're stray cats. They and and they've been thrust
out into the world's oceans. And but they're nice people,
you know. Yeah, you know, I think.
Speaker 3: Except for to me, she sucks.
Speaker 1: To me is a.
Speaker 3: Fuck a wretched human being, a wrap Okay, fuck off,
fuck her, all right, let's talk about lunch. As lunch
is prepared. A few meanwhiles, here, a hot tub overflows uh,
and then calls El his sous chef. Alicia complaints to
Barbie about her not being considered for the second STU position,
and I think Barbie, who we really love, truly captures
the correct I don't know the correct way to process
Alicia's gripe about the hierarchy on this boat. She says,
and I quote who cares.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that Barbie has the advantage of not having She
just showed her badge to the employees of Shutter Island.
She doesn't know that. It's all, you know, fake, Yeah, Okay,
she's fresh faced. She hasn't really experienced the walls closing in.
I think if Barbie was was you know, Barbie's like
any other person on the show, and it would it
would happen to us as well. If we were confined
to the nightmarish hallways of these vessels for long enough,
we would start playing the game of Wars two and
we would look back, going, how did we get roped
into such a beati gliss contest? But it happens to
the best of us fair enough.
Speaker 3: I guess you got to walk in the someone, see
you're at shoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Lunch is served and pen Is asked to have that
lobster salad brought up to the table, and Daisy suggests
Ben have his uh, his assistant bring it up.
Speaker 1: And now this is where this is where Daisy begins
to lose the game of Wars, because what's really important
in the game of Wars is to recognize hierarchy. Hierarchy
is extremely important in the game of wars. Now it's meaningless,
but in this game it's everything. Daisy is the chief
ste there should be no situation where Daisy ever needs
to really lash out at an under for no reason.
Right this battle is between her and Ben, and Ellie
has nothing to do with it, and Daisy's really starting
to slip up. And the vantage from I think us
and the rest of the fans is that Ellie is
rising in the game of Wars with every break of
Daisy's sanity. I mean, Daisy's really not, you know, conducting
herself professionally. And you know, all Ellie has to do
is keep rolling up those little pieces of ham at
six o'clock of the board. She will eventually be driving
this boat. I think.
Speaker 3: Well. Meanwhile, shit talking continues in the galley with the
door to wide open. That that never helps anybody, and
then the guests apart. I don't think we have anything here,
and then can we just jump to.
Speaker 1: I just want to really quickly say that the guests
said that the sushi was I believe they referred to
it as a multiple Michelin Star sushi. I'm confused about.
You know what, Let's just move on. We don't need
to talk about that. Sure, yeah, because you would ask,
you know, how could sushi that was pulverized like this
be Michelin Star quality? Right? So how could sushi that
looks worse than a seven eleven California role be Machelin
Star Because it's not. But we can move on.
Speaker 3: Fair enough, tip meeting.
Speaker 1: Apparently the Michelin Star sushi isn't homeless. People can't steal
Michelin Star sushi, okay, but this they can't kind of,
so how is it? It's confusing?
Speaker 3: It's good. I've actually I've actually heard that Michelin Star
sushi joins the guy who's the sushia or lady. They
actually spend two years just working on the rice before
they're even allowed to touch a goddamn knife. Never mind, uh,
I don't know ju dishes and make the sushi themselves.
That's quite a quite a jump, right.
Speaker 1: Michlin and most Japanese kitchens. If you accidentally put soap
on the ndagary, you would be knocked out a beggar tip.
You wouldn't have a knife in your hand. Mirror hours later,
I will say, there's one shot not to harp on
this disgusting pile of shit that they serve these people.
But this is a scene where we saw the salmon
that was rolled up and it looked like it had
gone through some kind of choicer. I mean, it was
absolutely disgusting, Maajuelein Star and.
Speaker 3: How many potts Okay tip meeting sea rats knocked it
out of the park. I guess twenty three grand seventeen.
Each Eddie gets the helmet just because and this is
a new one. Post tip meeting, we get one of
the more childish sea rat fights of all time. And
that says a lot, because we've seen a lot of
nonsense on these vessels. Daisy and Ben argue over who
gets to read the comment cards first, and I guess
that's because the comment cards aren't reading this type route.
One Star tried to pull us. One Star stuck a
Maxi pad to my fucking door. One Star almost left
me to die that all happened this season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they should This should not be as glowing
as it is. These comment cards should read two Stars
still have severe pain in my esophagus right, just because
of how little the bones are and how sharp they
are and how they get lodged. Two Stars need more
peanut butter.
Speaker 3: All right, it's time for one of our No, this
is the last of the season. It's time for the prefreendship,
all right.
Speaker 1: I can I say though, that there's this moment where
I think jua is getting a little getting a little
too comfortable, having now crested the wall of popsicles and
cotton balls, and Daisy's Daisy's snoring at night, and he goes,
I think it's the cutest thing he really wants. I
don't know if they've done sex, if he's just being
it's it's confusing. But Daisy's has been a couple backs,
she's she's in the throes of the game abors, she's
dipping a couple back at night, and she's snoring like
a drug. And he's like, Oh, I think it's the
cutest thing of the world. They must not have had
sex yet. Anyways, let's get to the preference shooting. That's
my bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, sure, not much here it's Brandon and Carmen.
We've seen these fools before. I think we haven't interviewed
Brandon before, have we?
Speaker 1: No? And I don't say yeah. I don't want to
sound like such a massive asshole, but is there a
less memorable kind of person than a below deck guest?
Because every time I feel like we we have some
package about these guests have been on before. I see
the package and I go, no, no, no, I've never seen
these people before in my life. I've never seen these
people one time in my life.
Speaker 3: You do remember this one? This one was the one
where they showed it in the package. He goes, uh,
get off the platform and he's like, now you dick
or something, and he's like.
Speaker 1: So crazy about it. Jason goes, I almost kicked these
people off. I have no recollection, Caylen, do you remember
these people? And there's been a couple instances of people
actually almost getting kicked off one woman, see do you
see the challenge?
Speaker 3: But I do remember these two fools, okay, because the
last time they came on, they were with six people
that they cobbled together to be able to pay for
this boat. And one of the girls we actually interviewed
that I know who's been on a ton of other
reality shows, and she fucking hated these two people and
all she did in the interview was talk shit about them. Interesting,
she was kind of friends with Brandon and that's how
she got on the show. Anyway, all right, in the cabins,
Daisy asked you a wow to help shut down the
Balkan Biscuits. Big promotion. This is what you're talking about, Dylan, Daisy,
why are you lowering yourself to this level? Let happen.
Let it happen. You got one more fucking charter, then
you never have to see this person again.
Speaker 1: Yep, all right, that's powerful. What a powerful tactic in
the game of Wars. Just treat it like a vacuum
deprivate of oxygen.
Speaker 4: Go.
Speaker 1: You know, so you got a promotion on I don't give
a shit. What what would cause a fifth, sixth, seventh
limb to explode out of Ellie faster than Daisy saying
I don't care that you got a promotion. Okay, we'd
get a new mouth appearing on her back. Leave it aloud, all.
Speaker 3: Right, let's head on to that that god forsakenblishment Foxy Jacks.
All right, this was absolutely really stupid. Jule tells Alicia
he's seen her grow as a person. Eddie ask about
the Daisy tension, and then Lisia then shoots her shot,
and she asks Daisy why she doesn't get why she's
not seen as second stew potential. And I believe Daisy
saysn't I quote, let me get a carton of cigarettes
because we're gonna be here all night.
Speaker 1: Daisy says, you almost quit once, and you almost got
fired once, so I don't think I could get at it.
And you know it was. It kind of dawned on
me that one of the most important qualities of a
high ranking sea rat is just reliability. You just have
to stay in the trenches no matter how many casings
fall down and burn your legs. You just have to
keep firing. Okay. Alicia is one of these wishy washy
people that you you know, she could depart in any
given moment, right, she could be like Rocky and jump
off the boat. Right. She's constantly dancing, She's constantly forget things.
This is no second stud material. No, but absolutely in
the future.
Speaker 3: Maybe in the future, maybe we all grow. It's our twenties,
we're supposed to be fuck ups. Now at the table,
JW kisses Daisy and then buzzn't Ben tells us he
doesn't see them working out. I wonder what other mind
blowing predictions he's been keeping to himself. And then suddenly
the balk and Biscuits announces at the table that Daisy's
a vibe killer. And then she claims she said it
as a joke, but that that up ends the whole
evening there.
Speaker 1: Well, then I think that, well, once again, this is
this is slippage in the game of words from Daisy
and Joow. We don't need to do this in front
of everybody, right, it's not cute. Everyone's naw chess. Don't
do it. Leave it for the private quarters. Okay, because
what this does is it presents the sea rat snipping
at their heels with a canvas of vulnerability. Here lies
my heart, on my sleep, Here lies my emotions before you. No,
you can't do that, you can't do that. Okay, this
is a fucking game of boar. Okay, what is wrong
with these but.
Speaker 3: Very important stuff?
Speaker 1: I think that. I think that Jenna and Eddie are
the ones that Ellie accuses of bringing the vibe down.
That right, I think so. But but yeah, it doesn't matter.
The whole thing spends out of control and I'm gonna
let you carry well.
Speaker 3: At some point, Daisy makes her way over to Ben's table,
who's sitting with Barbie, and they've found it funny to
keep inching their table away from the other group. I'd argue,
if if this is your little childish fifth grade game,
just fucking go to another. Well, there is no other
place to go. I guess, maybe go sit on the
beach with some of those fucking dogs that could bite
you and you die. I don't know, just go back.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, there's another place. We don't have to
sit on the beach and get murdered by dogs. You could.
There's all right.
Speaker 3: But Ben is being very child this year and he want.
Speaker 1: To say that there's the place that they could have gone.
Is that that double wide trailer serving meat lover supreme pizzas.
They could go there? Well, that's right, because that is
that is literally the only other option, that shack where
they make beat lover pizzas that they go to Wow
every other week. This is Ben and I don't know
that we could do the show here anymore. It's been
it's been fun. I would be open to it, but
I think, you know, mixing it up a little bit
more in polite society, with a little bit more liveliness
is better for the season.
Speaker 3: Here's the other thing, the fucking PREMI so the show
is down Onder. This means in fucking Australia, U assholes,
you fucking cheap, fucking bastard, said Bravo. This was supposed
to be in Australia with Australian people and kiwis, and
then you fucking put us on some fucking god forsaken
who knows what the fuck islands somewhere that you have
to fly and take three separate planes to get to
with two buildings and a bunch of dogs with aids, Like,
what the fuck is this place?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine going on that arduous a journey to
go to an island with a bunch of dogs that
have aids.
Speaker 3: Now, you're right, no more, We're not coming here anymore.
The show's called down Under. If you want to keep
coming here, then you call it below deck. Dogs with
aids all right, where are we?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: So then Ben says with Daisy, buzz off, we're not
talking about work. And then if you're gonna keep talking
me about work, I'm going I'm getting out of here.
Ben takes off, and I think, is it Jenna that
fall follows him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenny, And he's like.
Speaker 3: Why you follow me? I like, he goes. Then she
follows him, and he goes, well, I'm going to sleep,
and she goes, You're not going to that goddamn cabin
because I just cleaned that fucking thing, and he says,
I'm doing it anyway. She goes and cries in her
bed and says to herself, everybody hates me. And then
everybody gets to the jacuzzi up there, and for some reason,
if you remember, Alicia really takes issue with this and
then gets uh jiwau Wall worked up. And Daisy is
the one that has I think the foresight to say,
let's not even bother with this. Screw Like finally she's saying,
screw this, this, this doesn't matter. But Jawa decides he's
going to be a hero. And look, I.
Speaker 1: Think everybody's had this experience when they've gotten a little
too drunk. It's uh, it's it's called intoxicated determination. No,
I'm gonna I'm gonna do that. You watch and then
you just you'll find yourself walking down a road and
you're just like, I'm going I'm going to do this.
Speaker 3: I'm going to do this.
Speaker 1: It's insane, I'm going to do this. Joow White nighting
over the guest cabin is one of the most insanely
stupid things we've seen on this show all season. I
think he goes and wakes up the the cave dwellers
to get the keys to open up this room. Joao,
do not wake the Chernobyl people to open up this bedroom.
They're sleeping. They're the only important people on this boat. Okay,
do not wake them up. But he does, and he
goes in and then locks Ben in the room, and
Ben has a real mister Bean kind of moment where
he just he just shows Choud his powers. He too
can take a duvet off a bed and calls want
to laugh. It was a pretty, uh, pretty humid exchange. Yeahs,
heated exchange?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Heat exchange is next week the finale.
Speaker 3: It has to be. And by the way, I've already
seen and I must say it is going to be excellent.
Lots and lots of crew members. When I first heard that,
it's by the way, this is out there, so I'm
not ruining anything. Joe and Nate are back, and so
is Kermit. But there's also like six other new seer
hats on that boat with them, and they're all good
looking fuck ups. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Joe and Nate are.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I saw that too. There's a female chef
Bill that is phenomenal and she's French and she is
not taking any shit from anybody.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: Yep. Ironically, her name is joy.
Speaker 1: Enough and yeah, well why why does that always happen?
People are named these lovely things in their mean you
know what if somebody is named Hell and they were nice?
You know? Anyways, but bro, stop doing gel Okay, nobody wants.
Speaker 3: That, I know. I think that's why they did it
because they already hate each other. It's the first fifteen
minutes of the episode. They hate each other, so I
don't think that's going all right.
Speaker 1: Well, this has been a laugh riot. I miss you guys,
very very bad. Lady, and yeah, I love you guys,
go to Patreon dot com Slash another podcast network. I
got to coordinate with you guys because the reunion is
this week. I mean, oh for.
Speaker 3: Summer House still. I think, I think the rubes In
and Kaylin and I can hold that down. You got to.
When you get back, we'll do part two and part three.
Speaker 1: All right, sounds good. Love you guys very much.
Speaker 3: I love you too, all right.
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