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Speaker 1: than the Golf of America. Another brilliant idea from Trump.
Speaker 1: You know, he's always been known for these kind of
Speaker 1: fresh ideas. And here's another one. Makes perfect sense. No
Speaker 1: slight to Mexico, but just do the math on shoreline
Speaker 1: and economic impact, world impact, everything else. And it has
Speaker 1: a ring. Golf of America. Texter points out he really
Speaker 1: means golf of America, and yeah he is. He loves
Speaker 1: to spank Whitey, but I think he means golf of
Speaker 1: America here. And it's a good thing. President Trump has golf,
Speaker 1: and I think there's a reason a lot of presidents
Speaker 1: have turned to golf, right, and he happens to be
Speaker 1: a good player. But whether you're a good player or not, yeah,
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Speaker 1: we've got just the show rights itself today, right because
Speaker 1: we have an instant classic presser from Trump and it's
Speaker 1: half comedy and it's half serious and it's just great.
Speaker 1: And so we'll continue to play a lot of that.
Speaker 1: Now there are other issues that arise out of that,
Speaker 1: then we need to be talking about. Okay, the President
Speaker 1: he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico, also wants
Speaker 1: America to control greenlands, So where do you come down
Speaker 1: on that? And in Colorado, what should be renamed in Colorado.
Speaker 1: It's led into a conversation of hey, we shouldn't be
Speaker 1: naming anything after politicians. So the ones that are, do
Speaker 1: we just replace those now with others? Who would those be?
Speaker 1: And do we rename like peaks and things like that.
Speaker 2: Mexico's really in trouble, a lot of trouble, very dangerous
Speaker 2: place that we're going to be announcing at a future
Speaker 2: date pretty soon. We're going to change because we.
Speaker 3: Do most of the work there and it's ours.
Speaker 2: We're going to be changing sort of the opposite of
Speaker 2: Biden where he's closing everything up, essentially getting rid of
Speaker 2: fifty to sixty trillion.
Speaker 3: Dollars worth of assets.
Speaker 2: We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf
Speaker 2: of Mexico to the Gulf of America, which has a
Speaker 2: beautiful ring that covers a lot of territory.
Speaker 3: The Gulf of America.
Speaker 2: What a beautiful name, and it's appropriate. It's appropriate. And
Speaker 2: Mexico has to stop allowing millions of people to pour
Speaker 2: into our country.
Speaker 3: They could stop them.
Speaker 2: And we're going to put very serious tariffs on Mexico
Speaker 2: and Canada because Canada.
Speaker 3: They come through Canada too, and.
Speaker 2: The drugs that are coming through are at record numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what do you think of Gulf of America.
Speaker 1: And then this Greenland isssue, which really hadn't been on
Speaker 1: any of our radar, but it sounds like it's a
Speaker 1: discussion among national security experts.
Speaker 2: Well, we need Greenland for national security purposes. I've been
Speaker 2: told that for a long time, long before I even ran.
Speaker 2: I mean, people have been talking about it for a
Speaker 2: long time. You have approximately forty five thousand people there.
Speaker 2: People really don't even know if Denmark has an illegal
Speaker 2: right to it, but if they do, they should give
Speaker 2: it up because we need it for national security. That's
Speaker 2: for the free world. I'm talking about protecting the free world.
Speaker 2: You look at you don't even need binoculars. You look outside,
Speaker 2: you have China ships all over the place. You have
Speaker 2: Russian ships all over the place. We're not letting that happen.
Speaker 2: We're not letting it happen. And if Denmark wants to
Speaker 2: get to a conclusion, but nobody knows if they even
Speaker 2: have any right, title or interest, the people are going
Speaker 2: to probably vote for independence or to come into the
Speaker 2: United States. But if they did do that, then I
Speaker 2: would tear if Denmark at a very high level.
Speaker 1: So what do you think about that? Fascinating and I
Speaker 1: think America is very ready has been for a long time.
Speaker 1: It was part of a Trump's big appeal. It just
Speaker 1: for fresh, new, different, creative ideas that make sense, you know,
Speaker 1: not just the same old talking points and bullet points
Speaker 1: and battles.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: Listen, some of those battles are life and death and
Speaker 1: have to be fought until the right side wins. But yeah,
Speaker 1: and this is one of those right and so CNN
Speaker 1: typically unfair headline up right now, Trump intensifies Greenland takeover talk.
Speaker 1: He's not talking about a takeover. He's talking about acquiring
Speaker 1: control of Greenland from Denmark and using the threat of tariffs, etc.
Speaker 1: To do that. He's not talking about sending the military
Speaker 1: in there. But then again, that's why very few people
Speaker 1: watch or trust CNN eight five five ver Zer five
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Speaker 1: seven seven three nine. I'll get to our great textures
Speaker 1: in a second sad story out of Fort Lauderdale. But
Speaker 1: how do you think this happened? This afternoon flight from
Speaker 1: New York? They find two bodies in the wheelwell of
Speaker 1: a Jet Blue flight from New York to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 1: How and why do you think that happened, Dan says,
Speaker 1: a texture, let's rename Painia Boulevard to Dia Parkway. What
Speaker 1: do you think about that? Listen? And I've got to
Speaker 1: tell you our politics are opposite, right, But I always
Speaker 1: liked Federico Paya personally. You have no beef against Pinion
Speaker 1: Boulevard because it's Federico pain you're a Democrat or any
Speaker 1: of that stuff. But I never ever liked the idea
Speaker 1: of naming it after a politician, let alone a living one.
Speaker 1: I mean, and again it comes back to what message
Speaker 1: are we sending kids, which is one reason that I've
Speaker 1: always railed against on this show. Old Meth out at
Speaker 1: d Ia Satan Steed, that horrible piece of art that
Speaker 1: stands in that prime position, and yeah, what does every
Speaker 1: kid want to see as they drive into the airport
Speaker 1: because kids can be a little nervous about flying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some horse on meth with orange glowing eyes like out
Speaker 1: of a horror movie. But what bugs me the most
Speaker 1: is you've got that prime spot and that should be
Speaker 1: a piece of art that sends a message to visitors
Speaker 1: and a reminder to Colorado's who we are, what we value,
Speaker 1: you know, what we're our virtues, are, but who we
Speaker 1: are as a people. I mean, you know Colorado, we
Speaker 1: live here every day, so you know, we tend to
Speaker 1: see the faults as well as the strengths and all that.
Speaker 1: You know, people from around the world, because I grew
Speaker 1: up in Chicago, Colorado. You know, at one point it
Speaker 1: was known as the state of health. Now it's known
Speaker 1: as the state of drugs. But you need a piece
Speaker 1: of art that tells everybody who we are. And that's
Speaker 1: the last piece of art we should have there. So
Speaker 1: let's expand this conversation to not only what names do
Speaker 1: we change, but what piece of art do we need
Speaker 1: to put there? Someday Satan Steed is going to be gone.
Speaker 1: It's just crazy. It's notts. It never made any sense
Speaker 1: from the beginning. The artist himself, God Rest his soul,
Speaker 1: got killed by the statue. So and for that reason alone,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have it there, right, Yeah, what would be
Speaker 1: great karma? Oh yeah, some statue they actually killed this artist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's put that up, especially when it's really ugly and scary.
Speaker 1: So what should be there? Another thing we have going on,
Speaker 1: because a really hard hitting today is is what do
Speaker 1: you think the number one first dance wedding song is
Speaker 1: the most common first dance wedding song. And what got
Speaker 1: us off on this is Ryan bumped us with having
Speaker 1: My Baby? Is that Tom Jones? Did you ever figure
Speaker 1: that out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: That was paul Anka Paul Anka and I'm gonna go
Speaker 5: with You're My First, My Last, My Everything by Berry White.
Speaker 1: You think that's the most popular.
Speaker 5: That's gotta be up there, right, Okay, it's everything, It's
Speaker 5: it's in the song.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I stopped by an astown of our bosses on
Speaker 1: my way back from the bathroom during the break and
Speaker 1: he did not remember. Oh no, which is not We
Speaker 1: don't want to out that. That's not a good answer. No,
Speaker 1: and yeah, but what But the way we got off
Speaker 1: on that topic was he plays having My Baby, and
Speaker 1: I said that has to be the least popular first
Speaker 1: dance song at weddings, and it got us thinking about
Speaker 1: what's the most popular. Eerie Mike is back, Thank goodness
Speaker 1: for that. I sorry, we're coming up on a break.
Speaker 1: We can at least start with him. Eerie Happy twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Happy new year. Ye Hey, we finally found that we
Speaker 4: agree on Oh good, the hideous statue at d IA.
Speaker 1: Oh, wonderful. What would you replace it with?
Speaker 4: Oh, definitely a memorial to January sixth, the most beautiful
Speaker 4: day ever. It would have a big golden idol of
Speaker 4: Donald Trump basically telling people to go to the Capitol and.
Speaker 1: Mike, you've had a conversion.
Speaker 3: That's so?
Speaker 1: Is this like a New Year's conversion for you? I
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 4: I gotta get a major. I don't want to be
Speaker 4: pulled into a camp. I got to get on the
Speaker 4: right side of this thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, And we wouldn't. We wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: see you in any camp either, at least not any
Speaker 1: camp we were staying at. But but no, so so seriously,
Speaker 1: what would you put up? Because there needs to be
Speaker 1: in that spot and we only have thirty seconds. That
Speaker 1: is like the prime spot for public art in Colorado?
Speaker 1: What should be there?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Two te coons and you can call it the Lauren
Speaker 4: Bobert Memorial statue.
Speaker 1: There you go. I how did you get so mean? What?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: How does that he does somebody urinate in your wheedies
Speaker 1: in the morning? How do you get like this might
Speaker 1: appreciate the caller up against a break. You're on the
Speaker 1: Dan Capla show.
Speaker 6: And now back to the Dan Kapla Show podcast, what
Speaker 6: are you advocating?
Speaker 1: Here's a family show.
Speaker 5: Kelly and I were talking about how much we've loved
Speaker 5: this song when you're little kids in the seventies, and
Speaker 5: it was one of my first forty fives. And I
Speaker 5: thought you were going to tell us it was your
Speaker 5: first forty five.
Speaker 1: No, it was some Peter Paul and Mary's song. But
Speaker 1: I think it might have been leaving on a jet
Speaker 1: plane or something.
Speaker 5: Okay, and we'll play that one next. But what I
Speaker 5: was talking to Kelly about was this song came out.
Speaker 5: It was based on a poem written by a nineteen
Speaker 5: year old college student who is probably into the good stuff.
Speaker 5: And then Peter Paul and Mary Peter Yarrow, who passed
Speaker 5: away today. That's why we're playing tribute songs to him,
Speaker 5: wrote it into a song and then they released this. Then, Dan,
Speaker 5: you were like six years old when this came out.
Speaker 5: You would have been perfect target marketing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I was picturing a little dragon, right, And you
Speaker 1: remember it very sad song. I didn't listen to it
Speaker 1: because it was such a very sad song. Yeah. Yeah, melancholage,
Speaker 1: well at best melanchols anyway, glad you're with us. What
Speaker 1: got us off on the song thing was Ryan played
Speaker 1: paul Anka having your Baby, and I said, wow, that's
Speaker 1: probably the least popular wedding song anyway anywhere, and then
Speaker 1: we got into what's the most popular wedding song. Now.
Speaker 1: Our overarch today is President Trump this brilliant idea to
Speaker 1: rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. And
Speaker 1: I think it should be just the American shoreline. All
Speaker 1: this and that. So what in Colorado should be renamed?
Speaker 1: And I think we all agree Penya Boulevard should be renamed? Right, First,
Speaker 1: just naming stuff after politicians is a backward message. And second,
Speaker 1: certainly not a living former politician. So what should paina
Speaker 1: Boulevard be renamed?
Speaker 3: Too?
Speaker 1: So we're talking about all of that and more. Let's
Speaker 1: go to the phone lines and then, and I want
Speaker 1: to I want to take some tangible next steps on
Speaker 1: this one. I've been I've been advocating this on air
Speaker 1: for years. We got to get rid of old maths.
Speaker 1: Satan Steed out at d IA, that horrible, uh depiction
Speaker 1: of a horse, and we've got to replace it with
Speaker 1: something else. What should it be replaced with? And then
Speaker 1: I'll tell you my idea for next steps on that
Speaker 1: it's going to monument talk to Sarah. You're on the
Speaker 1: Dan Kapla Show. Welcome Sarah, Hi, Dan Hi Sarah Show.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 7: And also i'd just like to say I'm so excited
Speaker 7: about everything that's happening in our political world.
Speaker 4: I'm just excited about the future again.
Speaker 1: Finally, Oh yeah, I mean with with Trump, I mean,
Speaker 1: think about what's ahead. It's it's going to be phenomenal.
Speaker 1: But but what do you think about the old old math?
Speaker 7: Okay, so we all need to kind of have a
Speaker 7: little levity and we need to smile more.
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 7: But I think that we would possibly all agree that
Speaker 7: a giant pothole would be a really good statue to put.
Speaker 4: What you do?
Speaker 1: How do you turn an absence of something into a statue?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: It to just be something that we can see and
Speaker 7: will last and wonder what is it?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 4: Okay, it would know?
Speaker 1: Now, don't you think in Colorado having pothole might send
Speaker 1: a wrong message since we're now identified as the state
Speaker 1: of drugs, the state of pot But no, I love
Speaker 1: your sense of humor, Sarah, and thank you for that.
Speaker 1: But here's what we're gonna do, and we're gonna launch
Speaker 1: it on the show. We'll figure out the mechanics and
Speaker 1: get it up soon. We're going to have a contest.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come up with some really good price, some
Speaker 1: really good price. We're going to have a contest, take
Speaker 1: submissions for an artwork for a statue to replace old
Speaker 1: meth and then you know, we'll do what we have
Speaker 1: to do politically and everything else to get rid of
Speaker 1: old maths. Since it's probably a ninety nine to one
Speaker 1: issue and I don't know who the one would be
Speaker 1: who would want that thing to stay. Let's go up
Speaker 1: to Beautiful Boulder. Talk to Kevin. You're on the Dan
Speaker 1: Kapla Show. Welcome.
Speaker 8: What do you say to Trump pardoning Mick Jagger and
Speaker 8: the Rolling Stones for coming up with the song brown
Speaker 8: Sugar about the.
Speaker 3: Black blay girl?
Speaker 1: Hey, what's brown sugar?
Speaker 4: Butt?
Speaker 8: It's about a black slave girl.
Speaker 1: Now Orleans. You're kidding? There is Ryan?
Speaker 8: Do you have brown for New Orleans? Sold down in
Speaker 8: mar sold in the market, down in New Orleans. Scartled
Speaker 8: Slaver knows he's doing all right. You should have heard
Speaker 8: him just around midnight to Kevin or.
Speaker 5: A point to Kevin's point, they stopped playing this song
Speaker 5: on tour.
Speaker 1: I know that. Yeah, they should have never played it
Speaker 1: all I don't know.
Speaker 8: A great song.
Speaker 1: It is a great song. You're right, so you guys
Speaker 1: are advocating for this song.
Speaker 8: No, they're talking about history.
Speaker 1: Well, but I got the impression from you they were
Speaker 1: somehow glorifying it. Ryan, Can you pull that up right now?
Speaker 1: What it like? You pull songs out of every body part?
Speaker 1: You actually startled like rolling Stones? What's that? We've never
Speaker 1: heard of it? Yeah? Well, thank you, Kevin. That's that's fascinating.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think about whether they played that at
Speaker 1: folsome because when I was up there, I think I
Speaker 1: was a program council. I think I was a program
Speaker 1: council when the Stones came. Yeah, let's are they glorifying
Speaker 1: this horror the k all that.
Speaker 5: I think they stopped singing it because brown sugar, as
Speaker 5: it implies, it's about a woman of color, but they
Speaker 5: admire though. I thought it was like, you know, they
Speaker 5: wanted a data or whatever.
Speaker 1: They're not let's listen to this.
Speaker 6: Great guitar.
Speaker 1: Like I think they did play that at FOS. This
Speaker 1: is horrific, horrific? Are your song never should have been played?
Speaker 1: Hold on the lyrics? Y fun of me? Yeah?
Speaker 6: So Kevin was right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, here it is. Yeah, Gold Coast slave ship bound
Speaker 1: for cotton fields, sold in a market down in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Scart old slaver. No, he's doing all right, hear him?
Speaker 1: Whip the women just drown me in. This song never
Speaker 1: should have been written, never should have been played. It
Speaker 1: goes on to say, brown sugar, how come you taste
Speaker 1: so good brown sugar? Just like a young girl should.
Speaker 1: This is sick, it's obscene, it's it's sadistic. Yeah, drums beating, cold,
Speaker 1: English blood runs hot, Lady of the house wondering is
Speaker 1: I can't even read it on air?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: This is horrible?
Speaker 5: Was it?
Speaker 1: If I owned any Rolling Stone stuff, I'd go burn it?
Speaker 1: Oh come on, yeah, but I didn't. I had no idea.
Speaker 1: These were the lyrics.
Speaker 5: But when this song came out and Dan you were there,
Speaker 5: you were around it, was it controversial?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody could understand the worst.
Speaker 5: But I'm talking about it though it was ever. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I never knew was about that. Yeah, I guess I
Speaker 5: never thought about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always thought life in the fast Lane was
Speaker 1: life is the best thing. Yeah, I mean so so
Speaker 1: many of these lyrics people never understood. But this is horrific. Oh,
Speaker 1: I have lost all respect.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I never had any for Mick Jagger. I mean I
Speaker 1: enjoyed his music, but I don't think I can anymore. Really. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's horrifical. Over celebrating slavery and torture, and
Speaker 1: celebrating kind of sexual torture. I don't Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: this song does. It's I'm not saying they're satanic, but
Speaker 1: that song is satanic. It's not great, it's satanic. Wow,
Speaker 1: we were having so much fun. Hey, fi five Z
Speaker 1: five A two five five. What should Pain of Boulevard
Speaker 1: be renamed too? Now that we're renaming the Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 1: You're on the Dan Capras.
Speaker 6: Show, you're listening to the Dan Kaplis Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I gotta tell you, rang there's a guy
Speaker 1: who's Ben the Stones, concerts everything else. I don't know
Speaker 1: that I can listen to him again. I think after
Speaker 1: what that caller pointed out that the song brown Sugar,
Speaker 1: and now we're looking at the lyrics, it's not only
Speaker 1: horrifically racist, it is satanic. It is satanic. It is
Speaker 1: celebrating the sexual torture of slave women, and and then
Speaker 1: it's talking about this this woman in the most abusive
Speaker 1: sexual terms. My question is, how did that song last
Speaker 1: a day on air? Right? Where was the left? You know,
Speaker 1: where were the interest groups? How come? How are they
Speaker 1: allowed to keep playing this? I mean, is it a
Speaker 1: simple as nobody understood the lyrics? That's I know. I
Speaker 1: never understood the lyrics. I never even listened to him,
Speaker 1: but but I mean, the lyrics had to be printed somewhere.
Speaker 6: Well, you were thirteen when that song came out, I
Speaker 6: believe in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was saying I was in college when
Speaker 1: the Stones came to uh to folsome Yeah, but it
Speaker 1: was never even on my radar that that that's what
Speaker 1: that song was about. Sonyway, Let's go to our jam Lions.
Speaker 1: They are in Fuego. We'll start with Joe in Arvada.
Speaker 1: You're on the Dan Kaplas show. Welcome, Hey guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, first to Ryan, how about those Lions? Yeah, goodness,
Speaker 4: go on, It's only been sixty seventy years since they
Speaker 4: were relevant. But I got well.
Speaker 1: And you know they're they're my second favorite team in
Speaker 1: the postseason. I really want you to get a Super Bowl, Ryan,
Speaker 1: but I'm a you know, Josh Allen, you'd love to
Speaker 1: see him get his ring.
Speaker 4: Josh Allen, I know you're a big fan of Elway.
Speaker 4: He is a lot like Elway. He's big, strong, fast,
Speaker 4: with a.
Speaker 1: That's why he's not the Denver Bronco quarterback. John Alway
Speaker 1: wants that John Alway's ego. Well, he's not because of
Speaker 1: John Alway's egoing. Listen, I'm the biggest Alway fan in
Speaker 1: the world as a quarterback because he's he's one of
Speaker 1: the top two or three to ever play. I'm grateful
Speaker 1: to him for all his years in Denver. But as
Speaker 1: a GM, we had two great quarterbacks he ran off
Speaker 1: because of his ego. One was Tim Tebow, one was
Speaker 1: Josh Allen. And that's not cool.
Speaker 4: Not cool anyways, Dan, how dare are you blasphemy? The
Speaker 4: Rolling Stones the greatest rock and roll band of all time? However,
Speaker 4: you know that song, even if people understood the lyrics,
Speaker 4: that was a different time, that was long before PC
Speaker 4: culture and all that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I mean, my goodness, there.
Speaker 1: Is this has nothing to do with PC. This has
Speaker 1: to do with basic basic human dignity, basic morals. I mean,
Speaker 1: this song is satanic. Let me just read and if
Speaker 1: their kids in the car cover their ears. No, this
Speaker 1: is not rock and roll? Are you saying that just
Speaker 1: because you put something to music, you can say anything,
Speaker 1: no matter how horrific. You can glorify slavery, you can
Speaker 1: glorify the sexual torture of women.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying that, but.
Speaker 1: But that's what this song does, right.
Speaker 4: Can I can I make a quick comparison. It's just
Speaker 4: like some people take every word that Donald Trump says. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: I mean it's it's like, never said anything like this,
Speaker 4: he has not. But what I'm saying is he says
Speaker 4: some things. And but anyways, if I can real quick,
Speaker 4: you know who is the heart and soul behind the
Speaker 4: Rolling Stones. It's not Mick Jagger. It's Keith Richards. I
Speaker 4: saw him live, I have all his music.
Speaker 9: He is.
Speaker 4: He is the music behind the Stone.
Speaker 1: Listen. I'm not doubting musical talent ability or whatever, but
Speaker 1: if you take those skills and use them to glorify evil,
Speaker 1: then that's just evil, That's just it. And listen, you
Speaker 1: know This is just not some spur of the moment.
Speaker 1: Somebody just had some crazy idea. They were on drugs,
Speaker 1: they blurted out something crazy. They sat down, they wrote
Speaker 1: this song, they recorded it, they refined it, they played
Speaker 1: it thousands of times. And let me just for those
Speaker 1: wondering and a listener turned us onto this a few
Speaker 1: minutes ago, let me, let me just give you a
Speaker 1: couple of the lyrics. It starts with, Yeah, gold Coast
Speaker 1: slave ship bound for cotton fields, sold in a market
Speaker 1: down in New Orleans, scarred old slaver. No, he's doing
Speaker 1: all right. Hear him whip the women just around midnight,
Speaker 1: and they're glorifying this. How does that song ever get
Speaker 1: on air? How does it stay on air? Then it
Speaker 1: goes on brown sugar, referring to one of these women
Speaker 1: who's being kidnapped, tortured, sexually raped, brown sugar? How come
Speaker 1: you taste so good brown sugar, just like a young
Speaker 1: girl should. And then it goes on and glory all
Speaker 1: different forms of sexual abuse. It's it's just sick. And
Speaker 1: for them to choose to do this and play it
Speaker 1: over and over again, you know they're super super demented
Speaker 1: stuff there. Paul and Denver. You're on the Dan Kapla Show.
Speaker 4: Welcome Dan.
Speaker 8: I was going to recommend, and I'm kind of conflicted.
Speaker 3: Peter Boulevart is kind of the gateway to Denver, so
Speaker 3: I was thinking mile high Highway, but I'm tired.
Speaker 4: Of everything in them being mile high.
Speaker 7: But it was a thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now appreciate the calling that, Paul. And as we
Speaker 1: talk about what else should be renamed, let's start with
Speaker 1: Paya Boulevard for the reasons Paul mentioned, oh gateway thing,
Speaker 1: it's a big deal. The name's used off and because
Speaker 1: it is da what should that be renamed too? Payia Boulevard?
Speaker 1: And while we're at it, what type of art you
Speaker 1: should replace Old Meth out there, which I think we
Speaker 1: all agree needs to go. Even Jagger would agree that
Speaker 1: needs to go. Mike and Lakewood, you're on the Dan
Speaker 1: KAPLI Show.
Speaker 4: Welcome Dan. Since we already have Pinion Boulevard, I'm thinking
Speaker 4: the terminal at Deia needs to be renamed.
Speaker 1: What would you name it? The whole opinion, Holiday's never
Speaker 1: en For some people, that's a beautiful things. Seeh I
Speaker 1: love that. I haven't fun right? If you laugh, you're rich.
Speaker 1: If you're grateful, you're wealthy. No, I love that, But
Speaker 1: what would you what would you rename pain? You see,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking in terms and I appreciate everybody who's talking
Speaker 1: about something commemorating our natural beauty, et cetera. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: in terms of a person, because I really do think
Speaker 1: and we should be naming more stuff after people. But
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be after politicians, right, because that sends the
Speaker 1: wrong message. That sends a me message said that hey, kids, yeah,
Speaker 1: get into governments so you can get the power to
Speaker 1: have the taxpayers paid for stuff named after you. That's
Speaker 1: the opposite message. We need to be naming stuff after
Speaker 1: people who exemplify the virtues we want our kids to
Speaker 1: have and we want them to grow up with and
Speaker 1: we want them to admire. We need to be naming
Speaker 1: our stuff after those kind of role models. So if
Speaker 1: you accept this category for a second page of the
Speaker 1: boulevard's going to be an individual, who should it be
Speaker 1: named after? And what else would you rename? And the
Speaker 1: reason we're on this naming stuff kick today, and I've
Speaker 1: talked about it many times on air in the past,
Speaker 1: is President Trump's suggestion today that and he's not a suggestion.
Speaker 1: He says, it's happening that we're going to rename the
Speaker 1: Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. I think that's
Speaker 1: a great idea, and that's no slight on Mexico. It's
Speaker 1: just say, you look at all the shoreline, link the shoreline,
Speaker 1: economic influence, world in fluids, et cetera. It should be
Speaker 1: the Gulf of America. But what else should be renamed? Here?
Speaker 1: Eight five zero five two five five text d A
Speaker 1: N five seven seven through nine. Dan, if you want
Speaker 1: to feel better, play the song Shattered by the Rolling Stones.
Speaker 1: I did that, Archie just did. Yes, you did, and
Speaker 1: thank you. Another Texter saying the same thing, Dan, we
Speaker 1: should rename Paena Boulevard the marijuana Mile. And that's one
Speaker 1: problem with naming stuff now mile high, et cetera. Since
Speaker 1: since the Left and a few others sold this state
Speaker 1: out with this whole legalized drug thing. Now what used
Speaker 1: to be known as the State of health is now
Speaker 1: known as the state of drugs. So anything with mile
Speaker 1: high and it has that double meaning. Dan, I'm neutral
Speaker 1: on the statue. How could anybody be neutral on old meth?
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't believe it as one fan out there.
Speaker 1: It killed, It killed its creator. I think it's cool,
Speaker 1: says the Texter. His name is Blucifer. What why can't
Speaker 1: it represent our amazing football team. It doesn't have to
Speaker 1: represent the devil? Okay, then then why does it? Dan?
Speaker 1: I knew there was a reason I didn't like the
Speaker 1: Rolling Stones, Dan h d I A should be a
Speaker 1: statue of very Mike. Oh no, I rest you were
Speaker 1: gonna let me read that through that? It was they
Speaker 1: were describing eerie Mike engaged in some sex act with
Speaker 1: whom are you gonna go? No, I wouldn't have gone
Speaker 1: that far if you stopped him.
Speaker 6: Believe you what that far you just did?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, how about this one, Dan, Dan? Didn't you ever
Speaker 5: hear Sympathy for the Devil? That's a great Stone song?
Speaker 5: Pleased to meet you thought?
Speaker 1: You know my name? Yeah, but I don't listen to
Speaker 1: the lyrics.
Speaker 6: What but it seems like once you do, you're you're
Speaker 6: not a big fan.
Speaker 1: No. No, I just sat there kind of, you know,
Speaker 1: like a rock and roll party.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know they weren't great role models or
Speaker 1: anything like that, but I didn't realize this satanic stuff.
Speaker 5: Can you believe King Richards, he is, he's pickled, but
Speaker 5: he's alive.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, they just did a story of
Speaker 1: Ted Turner in the hospital or something. I thought he
Speaker 1: died years ago, and Gladdy's alive.
Speaker 5: Dennis Miller Dan in the late eighties on weekend updates
Speaker 5: Saturday Night Live was making jokes about why Keith Richards
Speaker 5: was still alive in the late eighties.
Speaker 1: And I know, we have to hit this break. But
Speaker 1: looking at now these lyrics sympathy for the devil the Stones,
Speaker 1: are they satanic? I mean when you go back to
Speaker 1: the lyrics for brown Sugar and then you look at this,
Speaker 1: are they satanic?
Speaker 5: Remember there was that big movement, like late seventies, early eighties,
Speaker 5: whether it was kiss ac DC and maybe the Stones
Speaker 5: were lumped in. There were a lot of kind of
Speaker 5: you know, holy roller preachers, fundamentalist evangelicals that were really
Speaker 5: against just rock music in general.
Speaker 1: They thought Elvis Presley even was these lyrics this satanic
Speaker 1: stuff got to hit the break. What would you name
Speaker 1: who would you name painya Boulevard? After? Rename it? After
Speaker 1: You're on the Dan Capla Show.
Speaker 6: And now back to the Dan Kaplass Show podcast.
Speaker 1: That's the last time we'd ever heard this song on
Speaker 1: this show. I mean, it's amazing how life works, right,
Speaker 1: because I always kind of enjoyed the Stones. Just okay,
Speaker 1: rock and roll band bendis the shows, and you know that.
Speaker 1: But well, I mean very talented. But now this caller,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's fascinating how you have these epiphanies in life.
Speaker 1: This caller calls and says, wait a second, Brown Sugar
Speaker 1: is glorifying slavery, and I said, Nah, couldn't be. And
Speaker 1: then you play the song. I listened to it, kind
Speaker 1: of hard to understand the lyrics, but then I'm reading
Speaker 1: the lyrics. It is not only glorifying the consummate evil
Speaker 1: of slavery, it's glorifying sexual torture of female slaves. I mean,
Speaker 1: it is truly satanic. This is the kind of song
Speaker 1: Satan would write. And then they played it over and
Speaker 1: over again all those years, and where are the interestcripts?
Speaker 1: How come people weren't rising up against this? And then
Speaker 1: that song you just played, Ryan, I mean, how do
Speaker 1: you listen to that song and and think anything other
Speaker 1: than their glorifying Satan? I mean, so that becomes the question,
Speaker 1: is it you know? They are they satanic. Well, the
Speaker 1: song is literally called sympathy. Yeah, that's right, right, And
Speaker 1: so that I think becomes a very fair question. So
Speaker 1: it's kind of sad because I'd always enjoyed their music,
Speaker 1: but now I can't listen to their stuff again. That's
Speaker 1: just that is horrific, that this is the kind of
Speaker 1: stuff Satan would write. And I've never ever, I've been
Speaker 1: the opposite. Obviously, anybody knows me. One of those people say, oh,
Speaker 1: rock and roll, it's from the do not nonsense, rock
Speaker 1: and roll is awesome and all that stuff, and and
Speaker 1: you know they no. But but when people choose to
Speaker 1: use their talent to literally glorify Satan, glorify slavely slavery,
Speaker 1: glorify sexual torture, that is satanic stuff. Ronda and Lakewoods
Speaker 1: are on the dan Kaplish welcome, Hey, Ronda. Oh now,
Speaker 1: how many great songs have been written about a Rhonda
Speaker 1: helped me Rando. Course, she's heard that a million times.
Speaker 1: Nothing's satanic about that.
Speaker 10: Well, actually, I'm quite elderly and I have hardly ever even.
Speaker 4: Heard of Mick Jagger.
Speaker 1: How old are you.
Speaker 10: Ninety three?
Speaker 1: Well, you look younger than Mick Jagger. I guarantee that
Speaker 1: Mick Jagger looked ninety three when he was twenty.
Speaker 9: That's no compliment to me.
Speaker 1: That good point is.
Speaker 10: That's not calling about your remaining. Yes, and this is
Speaker 10: something I've thought so often when I get out go
Speaker 10: back and forth from the report. It could be Veterans
Speaker 10: Boulevard because we need to honor our veterans reme that
Speaker 10: and it's so inclusive and isn't this oh political about it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: And it's an inspiration. Yes, And we can rename something
Speaker 9: for mister Penya.
Speaker 10: He was honorable, he deserves something, No, he doesn't.
Speaker 9: Something more more in the middle of the city. Yeah,
Speaker 9: something a little more specific, meeting with Ginver. Yeah, it's
Speaker 9: really international airport, right, So I think it's I think
Speaker 9: be Bulevart is what I would like to suggest.
Speaker 1: Randa, what a brilliant calling. You have just triggered something.
Speaker 1: I think we have now solved it, both for renaming
Speaker 1: Penya Boulevard and replacing Old Matt, that hideous statue that
Speaker 1: stands in the most prominent public arts space in Colorado.
Speaker 1: You know what we do? You know what we do.
Speaker 1: In this spins off of Ronda's good point, we renamed
Speaker 1: Pena Heroes Parkway Heroes Boulevard, but we rename it after
Speaker 1: heroes and heroes would apply to military, fire, police heroes.
Speaker 1: And then we we take down that hideous old mess
Speaker 1: statue and we replace it with some statue that pays
Speaker 1: tributes to a tribute to our heroes, you know, to
Speaker 1: just something glorious and inspiring. And you could have different
Speaker 1: ways to get there, right, but that's the perfect tie in.
Speaker 1: You get Heroes Boulevard and then you arrive at that
Speaker 1: statue that pays tribute to our heroes in Colorado all times,
Speaker 1: all races, all sexes, well, all two sexes. Right, that
Speaker 1: that is the perfect combination. Thank you, Ronda. She let
Speaker 1: us down that right path, literally and figuratively. Kevin, who
Speaker 1: triggered all this from Boulder, has one more common. Kevin
Speaker 1: was the color who pointed out how hideous and satanic
Speaker 1: Brown Sugar lyrics are.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Kevin, Well, I just wanted to add that any
Speaker 8: kind of music that has lyrics is often metaphorical and literal,
Speaker 8: and Edgar Allan Paul could be considered satanic as well.
Speaker 8: So if you want to find out the true meaning
Speaker 8: of lyrics to a song of any kind of measure, Yeah,
Speaker 8: go to Wikipedia and type in the title of the
Speaker 8: song and connect it with the group and it'll have
Speaker 8: the author's lips or the author's words right there.
Speaker 1: Kevin got a bell now. Sorry, didn't mean to cut
Speaker 1: you off, particularly after you educated us on brown sugar.
Speaker 1: I'll never look at the stones the same way again.
Speaker 1: And we were having a lot of fun up till then. Ryan,
Speaker 1: tremendous job, Thank you, my friend, and Deck Kelly as
Speaker 1: always human sunshine. Hey be careful out there tonight. Please
Speaker 1: join us tomorrow on The Dan Kapla Show.