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Draw a chance card. Well, well, well aren't I doing well?
I just won second place in a beauty contest. Ten
dollars added to my hoard. Now it's your turn, my friend,
and may I remind you you have no properties left
to mortgage, no cash, and an entire side of the
board is owned by yours truly. Oh and it's all hotels.
Roll carefully, this could determine the game. And this is
where all the marbles. Oh my gosh, that's park Place.
You landed on park Place, and as we've already discussed,
there is no way for you to afford to pay
rent on my luxurious hotels. Oh my gosh, it's cute
when you're this optimistic. Wait no, that's that's not the
word delusional. Uh huh, that's the word. It's so so
cute when you're delusional enough to double check your meager
collection of properties and whatnot. But let's be real, you
do not have even close to fifteen hundred bucks. Admit it.
I win. Oh the sting of a defeated man. Sorry,
my dude, but in this particular case, you're a loser. Yeah.
Well we can ignore the fact that you beat me
at almost every other game we played today. Okay, the
last game is the only one that matters. Everyone knows
that it is true. Didn't you hear me before when
I said this is for all the marbles? Listen, I
don't make the rules, I just greatly benefit from them. Bro,
we are not having a rematch. It's late. Besides, why
would I play again when we already proved that I'm
the better player? Hm? I mean I think you might
just have a skill issue. No, it's not all luck.
You literally treated me park plays and gave me the
dark blue set. That's like the worst mistake in all
of Monopoly. Hey, you were the one that couldn't stop
talking about how the railways and utilities were gonna make
the difference. And bro, they're not even that good. Seriously,
they're like a mild bonus at best. But anyway, I won,
so therefore I'm right about everything. But we already knew that,
didn't we. Okay, nope, let's pack it up tomorrow. I'm
honestly so tired right now, let's just head to bed
and tuck in for the night. Huh oh yeah, could
you grab me a glass of water too, please? Thanks tune,
perfect timing. I've just got all nice and cozy, thank you.
Ah man, I am so tired. What's wrong? You look surprised?
I suppose your air mattress is looking quite bare, isn't it. Yeah?
I took your blanket and your pillow too. They were
just looking so irresistibly soft and cozy and fluffy. I
had to bring them to my bed. What you told me,
the same thing you tell me every time I stay
over here. Help yourself to whatever blankets and cushions you need.
So I helped myself. Now I have every pillow and
blanket that you own on my bed, and on a cool,
rainy night like this, it is absolutely splendid. Hey, you're
the one who insists that I take your bed when
I sleep over. It would be rude if I didn't
take full advantage of what I've been given. Right, Hey, relax,
I'm not a monster. Don't be ridiculous. I'm not going
to make you sleep on an air mattress with no
blanket or pillow. You really think I would do that? No,
because I don't just want your pillow in your blankets.
I want you as well. It means that I, monopoly
Master Blair desires more than a mere glass of water
and some bed. I demand cuddles and snuggles from my
bestest friend in the whole wide world, and that's you.
In case you didn't notice, you, oblivious, twarp, I mean it,
Come on, Your BET's big enough for two. Besides, I
always feel a bit guilty when you give up your
bed for me. This way we can both sleep and
comfort dude, Seriously, this is the last night we have together.
Then I just drive home tomorrow and who knows when
we'll be able to hang out like this again. Just
get under the covers and cuddle with me, please. I
just want to enjoy the time we have left to
the fullest. Even if that just means snuggling while we
sleep tonight, it won't be weird. We're best friends. We
can cuddle without it meaning anything. A cuddle can be platonic.
Just trust me, Come in and get cozy, and if
you still feel weird about it, then you can leave
and go back to your dusty air mattress. Yeah no,
I am not giving you back the blanket or the pillow.
It's my way or the highway. You know that. Come on,
and you know your bed is way more comfortable than
the air mattress or the couch for that matter. So
get in here. It'll be warmer with the two of us.
Trust me, I knew that you would cave in eventually.
It's cold enough that a warm bed is way too
tempting to ignore. Huh yeah, So get in here. Come on,
no need to draw this out there you go. See
that wasn't so bad. Just two buddies staying warm. Nothing
to see here, nothing at all. But why you so
far away from me, dork? I'm not contagious. You're the
one making it weird by being a Weirdoh, get over here.
We hug and cuddle all the time standing up. It's
like the same thing when you're laying down under some covers. Now,
come here before I go all wweanya, there we go.
See we're cuddling and the universe has not collapsed into itself.
We're totally fine. You're right, it is really warm. I
mean that was kind of the I mean, on a
cool night like this, when it's raining outside, the sound
of the drops hitting the window, there's just nothing better
than cuddling up under the covers with someone, especially someone
like you. I mean, like someone that's important to you.
You know, of course you're important to me. You're my
best friend, my mad man, the dude to my dudet,
the peanut butter to my jelly, the goat to my
t Rex. Okay, wait, that last one might have been
more of a toxic relationship, if you can even call
it that, But you've got the point. We go together.
We're not the same apart as we are together, and
it's more than that. Our friendship has always been more
than just hanging out and playing games or whatever. You know. Me.
Back when we met freshman year, I was a massive
loner and I was fine with that, you know, sitting
alone in the back of class eating lunch by myself.
But then one day you came and sat with me.
You asked if I was okay, and I was okay,
but I don't know. It was just cute that some
awkward sweetheart like you came up to ask and I
guess it was then that I realized how lonely I was,
And you sat with me every day since, and I
never fell lonely again. I know that probably sounds dramatic,
but I don't really quite have the words to describe
how much you've changed my life. I don't know. I
guess I think it says a lot that the second
I met you, the moment that you spoke to me,
everything just kind of felt right. I instantly knew I
didn't want to sit by myself anymore. I wanted to
sit with you. Yeah, that's right. Then one thing led
to another, and now we message daily, We hang out
all the time on Discord, and we have our sleepovers fortnightly,
well almost fortnightly, and I get to utterly destroy you
and Monopoly. Let's not forget about that. I mean, it's
not so bad for the antisocial goth girl, right, maintaining
one whole relationship. No, I'm a regular extrovert. Now, aren't
you proud of me? Yeah? Well, who knows. Maybe in
a year or two I'll have some acquaintances too, maybe
a chest buddy, or dare I say, a second friend?
H Slow down there, buddy. Of course they would be
a lesser second place friend. No need to be jealous,
and you can only have one bestie and you have
that slot on lockdown. Uh huh, You've got a lifetime
subscription to the Blair best Friend Club. Aren't you so lucky?
You're such a dork. I can't believe you, of all people,
became my best friend. Of course, I don't mean it
in a bad way. Life is just a surprising I guess.
I mean, look at us. We don't exactly scream a
matching pair, do we. But you know what they say,
opposites attract or whatever. I mean, not that we're like
attracted to each other, not like that. It's just a
metaphor for like magnets or something. Yeah, positive and negative
electrons and whatever. Well, I know that it goes out saying,
but I just wanted to make sure that you knew that.
I don't want there to be any misunderstandings. Why are
you looking at me like that? Like that, you dork?
You're looking at me like you like you want to
say something. Bro, we spend so much time together. I
know every express version that you have. You might as
well have a giant neon sign on your face that
tells me exactly what you're thinking. Okay, obviously I don't
know exactly what's on your mind, but I know that
something is on your mind. Hey, Hey, whatever it is,
you can tell me. Okay, I won't like judge you
or whatever. I'm your best friend, so whatever you're thinking,
whatever you want to say, I'll understand. No, don't apologize.
I get it. Some things are hard to say, even
to your closest friend, and I mean really hard to say. Well,
I have something that I want to say too, So
maybe i'll go first, and afterwards you'll feel more comfortable
to say your thing too, and maybe it'll end up
being the same thing. Who knows. But first I want
to say that having this chance to be your friend,
your best friend, and having you in my life so
prominently for these past years has meant a lot to me,
and I guess to spend so much time with you,
I really cherish every moment, even the little stuff like
when we did that road trip and you did a
D and D one shot with me while I drove. Yeah,
my little punk goblin character, that's right. But even the
tiny random things that you probably don't even remember, like
when they didn't have enough cookies and ice cream left
at the parlor, so you walk three blocks to get
some oreos to crush them up and sprinkle on my
vanilla ice cream, so I could have cookies and cream. God,
even just the fact that you send me memes constantly
and they're all so relevant somehow, even when you're not
physically with me or on a call with me, I
just always feel like you're with me. I never feel alone,
not anymore. But despite spending so much time with you,
I I want more. I know that that sounds selfish,
but I don't care. You mean a lot to me,
and I'm dumb pretending that you aren't literally everything to me.
Trust me, considering how antisocial I used to be, I
can't believe I'm feeling any of this either, let alone
admitting it to you or anyone. But dude, I can't
deny it anymore. I I have feelings for you, like
real feelings, like not just best friend feelings. Sh don't
say anything, not yet. I want you to know that
you don't have to feel the same way. You could
say that you don't. We can still be best friends,
nothing will change, But I just could not go another
day without you. Knowing the truth. Okay, now you can
say something, really you do. I mean I knew that obviously.
I totally read you like a book. That is what
you wanted to say, right, Okay, cool, And you're not
just like messing with me or anything. Right? Oh my god,
I've been holding onto that for so long now. I
was so scared to ruin our friendship. Oh. I know
that you must have been scared too, my sweetie. But
let's not focus on the what ifs. We're into each
other for real, and that's all that matters. However, you
made a huge mistake by admitting that you like me back.
You want to know why, because I'm gonna cuddle you
super super tight, and I'm never gonna let go. Nope,
I don't care. We're gonna use up all of our
work leave and sick days, and then we're gonna lose
our jobs. But I don't care because you're not leaving
my arms, and we are not leaving this bed. Okay,
I don't care if the place gets repossessed. I don't
care if they take apart the whole building around us.
I'll never let you go. I can't. No. If I
let you go, then things might change and then you
won't feel the same about me. I can't take that risk.
You promise, you know I don't believe in pinky promises,
but I'll accept it if only because we're cuddling with
our pinkies too. Shut up. I guess I am a
bit of a dork, but don't tell anyone. Okay, Honestly,
the me from years ago probably would have bullied who
I am today. But you know what, I don't care.
I like who I am now because I'm the woman
that you care about, the girl that you're into, and
I can't think of a better person to vouch for
me than you. Okay, fine, I'll let you go and
we won't stay in bed until we decay. But not tonight.
Tonight we're cuddling like the world of my dad, and
even when I go home tomorrow, I'll still feel like
you're with me, no matter how far away we are
from each other. Now, close your eyes and get some sleep,
and don't even think about moving even one inch away
from me. I want you close to me until the
moment I wake up tomorrow. Okay, good night,