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Speaker 1: Hello, my cute perps. Before we get into the video,

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Draw a chance card. Well, well, well aren't I doing well?

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I just won second place in a beauty contest. Ten

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dollars added to my hoard. Now it's your turn, my friend,

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and may I remind you you have no properties left

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to mortgage, no cash, and an entire side of the

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board is owned by yours truly. Oh and it's all hotels.

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Roll carefully, this could determine the game. And this is

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where all the marbles. Oh my gosh, that's park Place.

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You landed on park Place, and as we've already discussed,

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there is no way for you to afford to pay

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rent on my luxurious hotels. Oh my gosh, it's cute

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when you're this optimistic. Wait no, that's that's not the

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word delusional. Uh huh, that's the word. It's so so

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cute when you're delusional enough to double check your meager

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collection of properties and whatnot. But let's be real, you

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do not have even close to fifteen hundred bucks. Admit it.

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I win. Oh the sting of a defeated man. Sorry,

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my dude, but in this particular case, you're a loser. Yeah.

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Well we can ignore the fact that you beat me

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at almost every other game we played today. Okay, the

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last game is the only one that matters. Everyone knows

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that it is true. Didn't you hear me before when

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I said this is for all the marbles? Listen, I

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don't make the rules, I just greatly benefit from them. Bro,

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we are not having a rematch. It's late. Besides, why

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would I play again when we already proved that I'm

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the better player? Hm? I mean I think you might

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just have a skill issue. No, it's not all luck.

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You literally treated me park plays and gave me the

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dark blue set. That's like the worst mistake in all

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of Monopoly. Hey, you were the one that couldn't stop

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talking about how the railways and utilities were gonna make

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the difference. And bro, they're not even that good. Seriously,

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they're like a mild bonus at best. But anyway, I won,

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so therefore I'm right about everything. But we already knew that,

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didn't we. Okay, nope, let's pack it up tomorrow. I'm

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honestly so tired right now, let's just head to bed

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and tuck in for the night. Huh oh yeah, could

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you grab me a glass of water too, please? Thanks tune,

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perfect timing. I've just got all nice and cozy, thank you.

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Ah man, I am so tired. What's wrong? You look surprised?

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I suppose your air mattress is looking quite bare, isn't it. Yeah?

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I took your blanket and your pillow too. They were

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just looking so irresistibly soft and cozy and fluffy. I

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had to bring them to my bed. What you told me,

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the same thing you tell me every time I stay

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over here. Help yourself to whatever blankets and cushions you need.

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So I helped myself. Now I have every pillow and

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blanket that you own on my bed, and on a cool,

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rainy night like this, it is absolutely splendid. Hey, you're

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the one who insists that I take your bed when

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I sleep over. It would be rude if I didn't

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take full advantage of what I've been given. Right, Hey, relax,

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I'm not a monster. Don't be ridiculous. I'm not going

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to make you sleep on an air mattress with no

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blanket or pillow. You really think I would do that? No,

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because I don't just want your pillow in your blankets.

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I want you as well. It means that I, monopoly

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Master Blair desires more than a mere glass of water

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and some bed. I demand cuddles and snuggles from my

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bestest friend in the whole wide world, and that's you.

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In case you didn't notice, you, oblivious, twarp, I mean it,

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Come on, Your BET's big enough for two. Besides, I

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always feel a bit guilty when you give up your

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bed for me. This way we can both sleep and

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comfort dude, Seriously, this is the last night we have together.

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Then I just drive home tomorrow and who knows when

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we'll be able to hang out like this again. Just

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get under the covers and cuddle with me, please. I

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just want to enjoy the time we have left to

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the fullest. Even if that just means snuggling while we

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sleep tonight, it won't be weird. We're best friends. We

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can cuddle without it meaning anything. A cuddle can be platonic.

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Just trust me, Come in and get cozy, and if

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you still feel weird about it, then you can leave

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and go back to your dusty air mattress. Yeah no,

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I am not giving you back the blanket or the pillow.

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It's my way or the highway. You know that. Come on,

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and you know your bed is way more comfortable than

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the air mattress or the couch for that matter. So

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get in here. It'll be warmer with the two of us.

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Trust me, I knew that you would cave in eventually.

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It's cold enough that a warm bed is way too

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tempting to ignore. Huh yeah, So get in here. Come on,

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no need to draw this out there you go. See

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that wasn't so bad. Just two buddies staying warm. Nothing

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to see here, nothing at all. But why you so

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far away from me, dork? I'm not contagious. You're the

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one making it weird by being a Weirdoh, get over here.

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We hug and cuddle all the time standing up. It's

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like the same thing when you're laying down under some covers. Now,

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come here before I go all wweanya, there we go.

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See we're cuddling and the universe has not collapsed into itself.

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We're totally fine. You're right, it is really warm. I

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mean that was kind of the I mean, on a

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cool night like this, when it's raining outside, the sound

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of the drops hitting the window, there's just nothing better

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than cuddling up under the covers with someone, especially someone

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like you. I mean, like someone that's important to you.

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You know, of course you're important to me. You're my

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best friend, my mad man, the dude to my dudet,

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the peanut butter to my jelly, the goat to my

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t Rex. Okay, wait, that last one might have been

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more of a toxic relationship, if you can even call

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it that, But you've got the point. We go together.

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We're not the same apart as we are together, and

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it's more than that. Our friendship has always been more

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than just hanging out and playing games or whatever. You know. Me.

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Back when we met freshman year, I was a massive

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loner and I was fine with that, you know, sitting

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alone in the back of class eating lunch by myself.

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But then one day you came and sat with me.

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You asked if I was okay, and I was okay,

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but I don't know. It was just cute that some

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awkward sweetheart like you came up to ask and I

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guess it was then that I realized how lonely I was,

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And you sat with me every day since, and I

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never fell lonely again. I know that probably sounds dramatic,

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but I don't really quite have the words to describe

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how much you've changed my life. I don't know. I

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guess I think it says a lot that the second

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I met you, the moment that you spoke to me,

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everything just kind of felt right. I instantly knew I

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didn't want to sit by myself anymore. I wanted to

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sit with you. Yeah, that's right. Then one thing led

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to another, and now we message daily, We hang out

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all the time on Discord, and we have our sleepovers fortnightly,

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well almost fortnightly, and I get to utterly destroy you

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and Monopoly. Let's not forget about that. I mean, it's

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not so bad for the antisocial goth girl, right, maintaining

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one whole relationship. No, I'm a regular extrovert. Now, aren't

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you proud of me? Yeah? Well, who knows. Maybe in

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a year or two I'll have some acquaintances too, maybe

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a chest buddy, or dare I say, a second friend?

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H Slow down there, buddy. Of course they would be

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a lesser second place friend. No need to be jealous,

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and you can only have one bestie and you have

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that slot on lockdown. Uh huh, You've got a lifetime

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subscription to the Blair best Friend Club. Aren't you so lucky?

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You're such a dork. I can't believe you, of all people,

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became my best friend. Of course, I don't mean it

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in a bad way. Life is just a surprising I guess.

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I mean, look at us. We don't exactly scream a

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matching pair, do we. But you know what they say,

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opposites attract or whatever. I mean, not that we're like

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attracted to each other, not like that. It's just a

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metaphor for like magnets or something. Yeah, positive and negative

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electrons and whatever. Well, I know that it goes out saying,

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but I just wanted to make sure that you knew that.

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I don't want there to be any misunderstandings. Why are

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you looking at me like that? Like that, you dork?

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You're looking at me like you like you want to

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say something. Bro, we spend so much time together. I

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know every express version that you have. You might as

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well have a giant neon sign on your face that

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tells me exactly what you're thinking. Okay, obviously I don't

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know exactly what's on your mind, but I know that

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something is on your mind. Hey, Hey, whatever it is,

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you can tell me. Okay, I won't like judge you

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or whatever. I'm your best friend, so whatever you're thinking,

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whatever you want to say, I'll understand. No, don't apologize.

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I get it. Some things are hard to say, even

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to your closest friend, and I mean really hard to say. Well,

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I have something that I want to say too, So

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maybe i'll go first, and afterwards you'll feel more comfortable

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to say your thing too, and maybe it'll end up

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being the same thing. Who knows. But first I want

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to say that having this chance to be your friend,

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your best friend, and having you in my life so

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prominently for these past years has meant a lot to me,

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and I guess to spend so much time with you,

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I really cherish every moment, even the little stuff like

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when we did that road trip and you did a

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D and D one shot with me while I drove. Yeah,

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my little punk goblin character, that's right. But even the

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tiny random things that you probably don't even remember, like

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when they didn't have enough cookies and ice cream left

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at the parlor, so you walk three blocks to get

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some oreos to crush them up and sprinkle on my

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vanilla ice cream, so I could have cookies and cream. God,

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even just the fact that you send me memes constantly

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and they're all so relevant somehow, even when you're not

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physically with me or on a call with me, I

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just always feel like you're with me. I never feel alone,

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not anymore. But despite spending so much time with you,

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I I want more. I know that that sounds selfish,

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but I don't care. You mean a lot to me,

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and I'm dumb pretending that you aren't literally everything to me.

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Trust me, considering how antisocial I used to be, I

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can't believe I'm feeling any of this either, let alone

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admitting it to you or anyone. But dude, I can't

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deny it anymore. I I have feelings for you, like

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real feelings, like not just best friend feelings. Sh don't

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say anything, not yet. I want you to know that

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you don't have to feel the same way. You could

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say that you don't. We can still be best friends,

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nothing will change, But I just could not go another

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day without you. Knowing the truth. Okay, now you can

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say something, really you do. I mean I knew that obviously.

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I totally read you like a book. That is what

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you wanted to say, right, Okay, cool, And you're not

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just like messing with me or anything. Right? Oh my god,

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I've been holding onto that for so long now. I

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was so scared to ruin our friendship. Oh. I know

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that you must have been scared too, my sweetie. But

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let's not focus on the what ifs. We're into each

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other for real, and that's all that matters. However, you

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made a huge mistake by admitting that you like me back.

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You want to know why, because I'm gonna cuddle you

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super super tight, and I'm never gonna let go. Nope,

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I don't care. We're gonna use up all of our

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work leave and sick days, and then we're gonna lose

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our jobs. But I don't care because you're not leaving

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my arms, and we are not leaving this bed. Okay,

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I don't care if the place gets repossessed. I don't

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care if they take apart the whole building around us.

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I'll never let you go. I can't. No. If I

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let you go, then things might change and then you

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won't feel the same about me. I can't take that risk.

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You promise, you know I don't believe in pinky promises,

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but I'll accept it if only because we're cuddling with

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our pinkies too. Shut up. I guess I am a

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bit of a dork, but don't tell anyone. Okay, Honestly,

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the me from years ago probably would have bullied who

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I am today. But you know what, I don't care.

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I like who I am now because I'm the woman

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that you care about, the girl that you're into, and

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I can't think of a better person to vouch for

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me than you. Okay, fine, I'll let you go and

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we won't stay in bed until we decay. But not tonight.

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Tonight we're cuddling like the world of my dad, and

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even when I go home tomorrow, I'll still feel like

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you're with me, no matter how far away we are

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from each other. Now, close your eyes and get some sleep,

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and don't even think about moving even one inch away

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from me. I want you close to me until the

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moment I wake up tomorrow. Okay, good night,