Speaker 1: Ah, Yes, the night is here. Luca returns to play
Speaker 1: the Mavericks as a laker.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: That pregame show gonna get underway at about six o'clock here
Speaker 1: on the Eagle, And man, I don't know about you, guys,
Speaker 1: but I'm nervous. I'm stressed out, can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it a little more coming up next,
Speaker 1: but right now it's tip for this.
Speaker 3: Oo are you all sticky covered?
Speaker 4: And boom?
Speaker 5: Then you need to soap in an audio bubble bath.
Speaker 4: It's a strange intro, I'll admit, guys.
Speaker 5: The month of March had tons of television news bloopers
Speaker 5: and I've been combing, combing over all of that.
Speaker 4: What were they?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm about to play for Okay, why'd you pronounce
Speaker 1: the bee comb? You guys? Ever seen that whole bit
Speaker 1: with that British comedian on saying the words with all
Speaker 1: the letters we don't pronounce.
Speaker 4: No, it's badass. This kind of Yeah. I like stuff
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 5: It's kind of the Nate Bargatzi, you know, George Washington thing. Yes,
Speaker 5: some words have donut? Yeah, you know, man, that is
Speaker 5: so dumb.
Speaker 1: Sorry, somebody doing the Nate bargatzi thing talking about the
Speaker 1: number eleven? Why is that in its own number? There's
Speaker 1: twenty two, thirty three, forty four, like all the numbers,
Speaker 1: So why isn't it instead of eleven?
Speaker 5: One? Now, George Washington decided, I guess, uh, we will
Speaker 5: get to a female news anchor farting what Christina?
Speaker 3: I didn't know Wendy Williams was a news anger.
Speaker 4: Okay, hey, let's go easy on her.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, you're right.
Speaker 4: Actually not, She's fine.
Speaker 5: She's doing interviews at the breakfast club. And that's probably
Speaker 5: was on with Bobby Bones earlier. Who knows there's a
Speaker 5: town in Wyoming called McNichols, Wyoming. McNichols, Wyoming, coming at
Speaker 5: you fast here, Oh my volume's not up here?
Speaker 3: We go.
Speaker 6: That includes areas around West seven mile mcnipples, Wyoming.
Speaker 1: I would totally move to mcnipples, Wyoming.
Speaker 6: That includes areas around west seven mile mcnipples, Wyoming.
Speaker 4: West seven mile Nipples, Wyoming.
Speaker 1: When that happens, like, was he staring at a coworker
Speaker 1: and a cold studio set?
Speaker 4: Like what what causes that?
Speaker 1: Like Chevy Chase and vacations Nippley in here.
Speaker 5: Nippley looked up at the traffic girl.
Speaker 6: Oh, that includes areas around west seven mile mcnipples, Wyoming.
Speaker 5: I also think that's now a funny name. And I
Speaker 5: am against all forms of bullying, but is calling someone
Speaker 5: mcnipples is kind of funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like mclen.
Speaker 1: I like the idea of a drive through menu and
Speaker 1: McDonald's it offers up nipples as well.
Speaker 6: That includes areas around West seven mile mcnipples, Wyoming.
Speaker 5: Okay, you drive through, you get your breakfast or your
Speaker 5: lunch or your dinner, and it is just a naked chick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you have given you your food.
Speaker 1: Well, if you have a baby, just let her take
Speaker 1: a drag and while you're making your order. Wait, so
Speaker 1: you hold your baby out the power window and attach it. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you hold the baby out and let him suckle and
Speaker 1: get get its fill while you're placing your order, and
Speaker 1: then pull the baby back in and continue through the draft.
Speaker 1: Just throw it in the back and that little baby
Speaker 1: seat and keep driving.
Speaker 5: So now we move on to a weather man who
Speaker 5: is trying to say golf coast. Now I want to
Speaker 5: ask you, ays, is it golf of America or Golf
Speaker 5: of Mexico to you?
Speaker 1: I'm not doing I call it the Gulf of Texas.
Speaker 1: On every map in the world it says Gulf of Mexico,
Speaker 1: and okay.
Speaker 4: Changed it, yea. I think Gulf of Mexico just sounds.
Speaker 4: I think it flows.
Speaker 5: Better, just what we grew up with. So yeah, I
Speaker 5: was like, Golf of America. I don't know, it's so
Speaker 5: unnecessary have a different golf. Yeah, not the point. The
Speaker 5: point is this guy, I think was thinking about that
Speaker 5: change that's happened or is trying to happen, or might not,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: When He's just just just said Gulf Coast.
Speaker 3: For our neighbors there over the Gulf of Golf coast.
Speaker 1: So he was gonna say the Gulf Coast of America. Dude,
Speaker 1: KT that sounded like where you wanted to go, the
Speaker 1: Golf Coast.
Speaker 3: Golf goes for our neighbors there over the Gulf of
Speaker 3: Golf coast.
Speaker 1: So yeah, guy confusing three?
Speaker 4: Is it three or four?
Speaker 3: For our neighbors there over the Gulf of Golf coast?
Speaker 1: So wow, wait, so he went three os and uh
Speaker 1: and then back to the yeah, for.
Speaker 3: Our neighbors there over the Gulf of Golf coast.
Speaker 1: So it was like skipping a rock on the body
Speaker 1: of water across the Gulf.
Speaker 5: Again March news bloopers. This is a guy who's ruining
Speaker 5: a murder story. You know it's a story, but murder.
Speaker 5: We need to take it seriously. And this guy comes
Speaker 5: in and just.
Speaker 1: Now it's six thirty.
Speaker 7: A young woman is shot and seriously heard in Chicago's
Speaker 7: Lawndale neighborhood. What police they led to that gunfire?
Speaker 2: She spoke with new Special Shrif Park about the the
Speaker 2: frightening moments, and the ultimate relief when the victim was safe.
Speaker 4: Okay, he must have just farted, he said, No. I
Speaker 4: think he.
Speaker 1: Knew that the word relief was coming up, Okay, and
Speaker 1: he was thinking about what a great feeling it is
Speaker 1: after you fart and you just feel the relief.
Speaker 4: We got a pro into an amateur though.
Speaker 7: Now it's six thirty. A young woman is shot and
Speaker 7: seriously hurt in Chicago's Lawndale neighborhood. What police they led
Speaker 7: to that gunfire?
Speaker 2: She spoke with new Special Shriff Park about the far
Speaker 2: the frightening moments, and the ultimate relief when the victim
Speaker 2: was safe.
Speaker 1: Man, God, they have a live brass section in the
Speaker 1: studio at the very beginning.
Speaker 4: I forget that.
Speaker 7: Now it's six thirty.
Speaker 4: That's a crappy synth.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Australia, mate, and you've got a guy.
Speaker 5: They're gonna actually check the tape too. So you got
Speaker 5: a guy. And I'll tell you I saw the video.
Speaker 5: It's three hots and it's one kind of forty year
Speaker 5: old guy.
Speaker 4: And uh, here we go Quaynesland to us.
Speaker 3: Still without power this morning banking storm were even more difficult.
Speaker 1: Just once more, just once more, forever.
Speaker 3: Still without power this morning banking storm recovery.
Speaker 4: Of really just tuesday. It's disgusting.
Speaker 7: I just want to apologize to all the people in
Speaker 7: Southeast Queensland without power because.
Speaker 3: I wasn't laughing at you.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: I tell you. Don't have power.
Speaker 4: But she's got.
Speaker 3: Plenty watching newscast.
Speaker 4: They're fun.
Speaker 1: He made that declaration. I've never farted on it. So
Speaker 1: that was a four person newscast with three hot chicks
Speaker 1: and a guy who's saying I'm not the one that farts.
Speaker 1: Oh man, great work, Kevin. It's love to hear the
Speaker 1: love to hear the assies make fun of each other farting,
Speaker 1: all right, we're talking about Luca.
Speaker 4: We're doing it all day.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it next, right after this Lenny Kravitt
Speaker 1: song right here on ninety seven point one d