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<v Speaker 1>Ah, Yes, the night is here. Luca returns to play

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<v Speaker 1>the Mavericks as a laker.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>That pregame show gonna get underway at about six o'clock here

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<v Speaker 1>on the Eagle, And man, I don't know about you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm nervous. I'm stressed out, can't stop thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about it a little more coming up next,

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<v Speaker 1>but right now it's tip for this.

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<v Speaker 3>Oo are you all sticky covered?

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<v Speaker 4>And boom?

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<v Speaker 5>Then you need to soap in an audio bubble bath.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a strange intro, I'll admit, guys.

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<v Speaker 5>The month of March had tons of television news bloopers

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<v Speaker 5>and I've been combing, combing over all of that.

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<v Speaker 4>What were they?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm about to play for Okay, why'd you pronounce

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<v Speaker 1>the bee comb? You guys? Ever seen that whole bit

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<v Speaker 1>with that British comedian on saying the words with all

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<v Speaker 1>the letters we don't pronounce.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's badass. This kind of Yeah. I like stuff

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<v Speaker 4>like that.

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<v Speaker 5>It's kind of the Nate Bargatzi, you know, George Washington thing. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>some words have donut? Yeah, you know, man, that is

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<v Speaker 5>so dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, somebody doing the Nate bargatzi thing talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>number eleven? Why is that in its own number? There's

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two, thirty three, forty four, like all the numbers,

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<v Speaker 1>So why isn't it instead of eleven?

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<v Speaker 5>One? Now, George Washington decided, I guess, uh, we will

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<v Speaker 5>get to a female news anchor farting what Christina?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know Wendy Williams was a news anger.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hey, let's go easy on her.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, you're right.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually not, She's fine.

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<v Speaker 5>She's doing interviews at the breakfast club. And that's probably

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<v Speaker 5>was on with Bobby Bones earlier. Who knows there's a

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<v Speaker 5>town in Wyoming called McNichols, Wyoming. McNichols, Wyoming, coming at

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<v Speaker 5>you fast here, Oh my volume's not up here?

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<v Speaker 3>We go.

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<v Speaker 6>That includes areas around West seven mile mcnipples, Wyoming.

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<v Speaker 1>I would totally move to mcnipples, Wyoming.

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<v Speaker 6>That includes areas around west seven mile mcnipples, Wyoming.

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<v Speaker 4>West seven mile Nipples, Wyoming.

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<v Speaker 1>When that happens, like, was he staring at a coworker

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<v Speaker 1>and a cold studio set?

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<v Speaker 4>Like what what causes that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like Chevy Chase and vacations Nippley in here.

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<v Speaker 5>Nippley looked up at the traffic girl.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, that includes areas around west seven mile mcnipples, Wyoming.

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<v Speaker 5>I also think that's now a funny name. And I

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<v Speaker 5>am against all forms of bullying, but is calling someone

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<v Speaker 5>mcnipples is kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like mclen.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the idea of a drive through menu and

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<v Speaker 1>McDonald's it offers up nipples as well.

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<v Speaker 6>That includes areas around West seven mile mcnipples, Wyoming.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you drive through, you get your breakfast or your

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<v Speaker 5>lunch or your dinner, and it is just a naked chick.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if you have given you your food.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you have a baby, just let her take

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<v Speaker 1>a drag and while you're making your order. Wait, so

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<v Speaker 1>you hold your baby out the power window and attach it. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you hold the baby out and let him suckle and

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<v Speaker 1>get get its fill while you're placing your order, and

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<v Speaker 1>then pull the baby back in and continue through the draft.

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<v Speaker 1>Just throw it in the back and that little baby

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<v Speaker 1>seat and keep driving.

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<v Speaker 5>So now we move on to a weather man who

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<v Speaker 5>is trying to say golf coast. Now I want to

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<v Speaker 5>ask you, ays, is it golf of America or Golf

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<v Speaker 5>of Mexico to you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing I call it the Gulf of Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>On every map in the world it says Gulf of Mexico,

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<v Speaker 1>and okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Changed it, yea. I think Gulf of Mexico just sounds.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it flows.

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<v Speaker 5>Better, just what we grew up with. So yeah, I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, Golf of America. I don't know, it's so

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<v Speaker 5>unnecessary have a different golf. Yeah, not the point. The

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<v Speaker 5>point is this guy, I think was thinking about that

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<v Speaker 5>change that's happened or is trying to happen, or might not,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>When He's just just just said Gulf Coast.

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<v Speaker 3>For our neighbors there over the Gulf of Golf coast.

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<v Speaker 1>So he was gonna say the Gulf Coast of America. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>KT that sounded like where you wanted to go, the

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<v Speaker 1>Golf Coast.

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<v Speaker 3>Golf goes for our neighbors there over the Gulf of

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<v Speaker 3>Golf coast.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, guy confusing three?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it three or four?

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<v Speaker 3>For our neighbors there over the Gulf of Golf coast?

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<v Speaker 1>So wow, wait, so he went three os and uh

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<v Speaker 1>and then back to the yeah, for.

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<v Speaker 3>Our neighbors there over the Gulf of Golf coast.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was like skipping a rock on the body

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<v Speaker 1>of water across the Gulf.

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<v Speaker 5>Again March news bloopers. This is a guy who's ruining

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<v Speaker 5>a murder story. You know it's a story, but murder.

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<v Speaker 5>We need to take it seriously. And this guy comes

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<v Speaker 5>in and just.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's six thirty.

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<v Speaker 7>A young woman is shot and seriously heard in Chicago's

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<v Speaker 7>Lawndale neighborhood. What police they led to that gunfire?

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<v Speaker 2>She spoke with new Special Shrif Park about the the

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<v Speaker 2>frightening moments, and the ultimate relief when the victim was safe.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, he must have just farted, he said, No. I

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<v Speaker 4>think he.

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<v Speaker 1>Knew that the word relief was coming up, Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was thinking about what a great feeling it is

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<v Speaker 1>after you fart and you just feel the relief.

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<v Speaker 4>We got a pro into an amateur though.

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<v Speaker 7>Now it's six thirty. A young woman is shot and

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<v Speaker 7>seriously hurt in Chicago's Lawndale neighborhood. What police they led

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<v Speaker 7>to that gunfire?

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<v Speaker 2>She spoke with new Special Shriff Park about the far

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<v Speaker 2>the frightening moments, and the ultimate relief when the victim

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<v Speaker 2>was safe.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, God, they have a live brass section in the

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<v Speaker 1>studio at the very beginning.

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<v Speaker 4>I forget that.

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<v Speaker 7>Now it's six thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a crappy synth.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go to Australia, mate, and you've got a guy.

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<v Speaker 5>They're gonna actually check the tape too. So you got

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<v Speaker 5>a guy. And I'll tell you I saw the video.

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<v Speaker 5>It's three hots and it's one kind of forty year

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<v Speaker 5>old guy.

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<v Speaker 4>And uh, here we go Quaynesland to us.

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<v Speaker 3>Still without power this morning banking storm were even more difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>Just once more, just once more, forever.

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<v Speaker 3>Still without power this morning banking storm recovery.

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<v Speaker 4>Of really just tuesday. It's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 7>I just want to apologize to all the people in

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<v Speaker 7>Southeast Queensland without power because.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't laughing at you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you. Don't have power.

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<v Speaker 4>But she's got.

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<v Speaker 3>Plenty watching newscast.

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<v Speaker 4>They're fun.

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<v Speaker 1>He made that declaration. I've never farted on it. So

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<v Speaker 1>that was a four person newscast with three hot chicks

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<v Speaker 1>and a guy who's saying I'm not the one that farts.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, great work, Kevin. It's love to hear the

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<v Speaker 1>love to hear the assies make fun of each other farting,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we're talking about Luca.

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<v Speaker 4>We're doing it all day.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do it next, right after this Lenny Kravitt

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<v Speaker 1>song right here on ninety seven point one d