WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:04.080 Balky. What a terrible first movie to see with perfect eyesights, 2 00:00:04.240 --> 00:00:06.679 you know, Like I was so excited to see my 3 00:00:06.759 --> 00:00:10.359 first movie without glasses at the theaters. And it's going 4 00:00:10.439 --> 00:00:12.960 to be forever. I'll never have a first movie without 5 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:16.480 glasses again. Forever. It's going to be five nights at 6 00:00:16.519 --> 00:00:17.160 Freddy's two. 7 00:00:17.399 --> 00:00:21.079 Now I have to ask you, Ben, where is the 8 00:00:21.160 --> 00:00:23.600 gym theorem on this? Did you go to the gym? 9 00:00:23.960 --> 00:00:26.239 I'm not allowed to exercise. I haven't been to the 10 00:00:26.320 --> 00:00:27.640 gym since, so don't you. 11 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:29.440 Think you would have enjoyed it more? 12 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:33.560 Maybe it may there's a chance I got that euphoria feeling. 13 00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:37.960 I suppose that's a possibility, But no, I I have 14 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:40.439 been told I'm not allowed to lift more than forty pounds, 15 00:00:40.479 --> 00:00:42.320 and I was like, jokes on you, that's a struggle. 16 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:47.520 But no, I'm not allowed to go because fun fact, 17 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:51.119 when you get lasik, they they open your corneas and 18 00:00:51.159 --> 00:00:52.679 then they do what they need to do and then 19 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:54.520 they kind of put them back together. And if I 20 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:56.960 lean forward and strained to hard, I could pop my 21 00:00:57.039 --> 00:00:59.679 cornera oh my god, so that they just be flapping 22 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:02.520 in the in there. And you know, I enjoy the gym, 23 00:01:02.560 --> 00:01:05.200 and I like that I'm getting healthier again. I could 24 00:01:05.200 --> 00:01:07.519 wait the week, you know, like that's kind of how 25 00:01:07.599 --> 00:01:10.519 I look at it here, But that's that's where I'm 26 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:12.959 at with that here. But no, no gym time. And 27 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:15.120 I went in much like how you go in with 28 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:17.439 positive attitudes, Like I went in, I'm like, this is 29 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:20.359 gonna suck, Like why why. 30 00:01:20.159 --> 00:01:22.400 Did you think it was gonna suck? Because I think 31 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:24.879 you know, if you make up your mind that it's 32 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:26.959 it's not gonna be good, then you're not gonna enjoy it. 33 00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:27.719 Yeah what what? 34 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:32.280 What? Led? So obviously we chose this yes, because you 35 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:35.680 had seen the first one sure and clearly enjoyed it. 36 00:01:35.719 --> 00:01:36.599 Otherwise we wouldn't be. 37 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:39.480 Watching no no, no, no, no, don't don't don't put words don't. 38 00:01:39.439 --> 00:01:41.799 Why would Why would we watch a sequel to a 39 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:43.400 movie that you did not enjoy? 40 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:48.200 I didn't say it makes sense, okay, all right? Uh? 41 00:01:48.519 --> 00:01:50.920 I knew that it was a horror movie that was out. 42 00:01:50.920 --> 00:01:53.319 It was a recognizable property, and as I was talking 43 00:01:53.319 --> 00:01:55.200 about with you off the air, he's doing well in 44 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:59.680 the box office exclusively based on name recognition. The first 45 00:01:59.760 --> 00:02:05.840 one is universally panned, even by five Nights at Freddy Fans. Yeah, 46 00:02:05.879 --> 00:02:08.280 this one looked like a different take on it, Like 47 00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:10.800 if I could compare it to something, there's like six 48 00:02:10.919 --> 00:02:14.000 or seven Meala jojovis six seven six, I gotta do 49 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:17.800 it six seven Yeah, six or seven Meala Jojovic Resident 50 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:20.599 Evil movies and they're nothing like the games. And then 51 00:02:20.639 --> 00:02:24.960 one day Netflix decided let's make an actual resident Evil 52 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:28.479 movie that doesn't have yeah, and that somehow sucked even 53 00:02:28.520 --> 00:02:30.120 more than the Meala Jojovic one. 54 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:32.680 But which is why they do that, which is why 55 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:35.560 they listen. We can't just make it all about the game, right, 56 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:38.680 Like there has to be some other element in this. 57 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:41.400 This seemed like five nights effort to be like, look, 58 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:43.879 the first one was really not like the game in 59 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:45.879 any kind of way, and this one, based on the 60 00:02:45.879 --> 00:02:48.599 trailers and the marketing for it, was like, what if 61 00:02:49.159 --> 00:02:50.919 we did the game and movie for him? And I 62 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:54.280 was like, Okay, maybe there's a chance that they could 63 00:02:54.280 --> 00:02:57.199 rectify this. But I always go into video game movies 64 00:02:57.240 --> 00:02:59.560 assuming they are gonna suck. Even though there have been 65 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:02.560 some good ones, the rule of thumb is it's a 66 00:03:02.599 --> 00:03:03.159 bad what what. 67 00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:07.360 Are the good ones? Mortal Kombat oh yeah, both of them, all. 68 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:09.319 Three of them. I'd give all three three. Yeah, there's 69 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:11.199 a newer one that came out in like twenty twenty one. 70 00:03:11.280 --> 00:03:13.240 Yeah, and I thought they're making another one after that. 71 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:14.879 Oh they are. Yeah. And then so there's the one 72 00:03:14.879 --> 00:03:17.360 from nineteen ninety seven. Ye that love was Mortal Kombat 73 00:03:17.360 --> 00:03:21.560 Annihilation that came out to later same cast, very very bad. 74 00:03:21.840 --> 00:03:23.800 At one point, Sonya Blade gets like in a mud 75 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:27.159 wrestling contest. Yeah, another girl. But when you're twelve years old, 76 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:28.759 you're like, no, this is a good movie. This is 77 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:30.280 this is exactly what I sawn it for. 78 00:03:30.919 --> 00:03:34.280 Uh, the first one I remember liking. I saw it 79 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:37.000 in theaters. Yeah, and I didn't play the game. Sure, 80 00:03:37.039 --> 00:03:39.599 this is just awesome. Throw it on right now. The CGI. 81 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:41.520 I'm not going to pretend it's good CGI, but for 82 00:03:41.599 --> 00:03:44.439 nineteen ninety seven in a in a in a video 83 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:45.319 game movie. 84 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:47.960 That's what the CGI look like like. It's very impressive 85 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:51.000 for the day with Prince s Goron or whatever. Yeah, 86 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:53.759 and uh and uh falling off the cliff that was like, okay. 87 00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:56.439 It's fantastic. Like the lizard be in a camo like 88 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:59.240 thing and it becomes a statue like there's moments in 89 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:02.319 that freaking throwing the water and it becomes an icicle. Yeah, 90 00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:04.599 Like there's stuff happening in that movie in nineteen ninety 91 00:04:04.639 --> 00:04:07.280 seven that like, yes it is nostalgia, and yes it 92 00:04:07.319 --> 00:04:09.400 is being a kid, but I can see why everyone 93 00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:13.199 thinks it's awesome. Right, More contemporary examples until Dawn, which 94 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:15.319 I've pitched you. It's on Netflix right now. I loved 95 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:18.879 that one. The Sonic movies, like they're for kids. I 96 00:04:18.879 --> 00:04:21.199 haven't seen them, but they're doing a billion dollars. Yeah, 97 00:04:21.240 --> 00:04:22.839 my kids come out. I haven't seen them, but my 98 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:25.519 kids love them. Yeah the list. Jim Carrey's in it, 99 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:26.360 so it's probably good. 100 00:04:26.439 --> 00:04:26.800 Right. 101 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:30.240 Yeah, But so like but by and large, all the 102 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:33.519 resident Evil movies, the Street Fighter can be the original 103 00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:36.759 Super Mario Brothers. It's kind of a crap fest. Like 104 00:04:36.759 --> 00:04:40.360 it's very difficult to make a video game into a 105 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:42.279 movie in a way that people like. 106 00:04:42.399 --> 00:04:48.240 Do you think that this one? So I'm kind of curious, like, 107 00:04:48.399 --> 00:04:50.120 do you think after they made the first one they 108 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:51.959 realized that we kind of miss because the people who 109 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:54.720 want to see this movie want to see it because 110 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:56.879 of the game, and it wasn't really all about the game, 111 00:04:57.279 --> 00:04:59.839 you know, in the first one. So then so then 112 00:04:59.839 --> 00:05:02.519 they make the second one, and I'm wondering if, like 113 00:05:03.160 --> 00:05:06.600 it still was not enough of a ref because when 114 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:08.360 you make when you make references of the game, that 115 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:10.879 can work both ways where people get annoyed like oh god, 116 00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:13.399 that's so cookie cutter, like you know, I'm too cool 117 00:05:13.439 --> 00:05:15.240 for this, but then at the same time, you you 118 00:05:15.279 --> 00:05:17.079 want to make it obvious enough we're like, oh, yeah, 119 00:05:17.079 --> 00:05:19.160 that's cool that like how they did how they how 120 00:05:19.199 --> 00:05:19.959 they do it in the game. 121 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:23.120 Apparently there's a ton of easter eggs that you and 122 00:05:23.160 --> 00:05:24.199 I clearly because. 123 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:26.759 We don't play the game, right, yeah, yeah, and and 124 00:05:26.759 --> 00:05:29.920 and so somebody else who would have was it the 125 00:05:29.959 --> 00:05:31.920 same director for both movies. I didn't even look. 126 00:05:32.079 --> 00:05:33.000 I can figure that out. 127 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:34.560 I don't know, because I wonder if they're like they 128 00:05:34.639 --> 00:05:36.879 kind of scrap and they're like, Okay, we'll bring Hutcherson back. 129 00:05:37.160 --> 00:05:39.720 We'll bring I can't remember the woman's name back, she 130 00:05:39.720 --> 00:05:43.160 plays Vanessa in the movie. We'll bring these characters back. 131 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:45.279 But we want to change the theme, we want to 132 00:05:45.319 --> 00:05:48.560 change the tone, we want to change the and you know, honestly, 133 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:51.079 what it kind of reminded me of Ben the the 134 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:52.839 second one, the plot line. 135 00:05:53.319 --> 00:05:54.759 With it, what hit me with it? 136 00:05:54.920 --> 00:05:59.319 Mithrigan? Oh Yeahgan two point zero. Yeah, there's there's a 137 00:05:59.319 --> 00:06:01.600 lot of elements to that, I mean, especially with the 138 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:02.759 robot aspect of it. 139 00:06:02.920 --> 00:06:06.120 Yeah. Wrong, Emma Tammy for both one and two. 140 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:08.079 Okay, so she directed both of them. 141 00:06:07.959 --> 00:06:12.160 And Kevin Lewis for the far superior Willy's Wonderland. Oh yeah, 142 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:15.040 you'll get into that. 143 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:17.680 I was talking with commission at work and I was 144 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:19.720 talking about Five Nights at Freddy's, Like, Hey, do you 145 00:06:19.720 --> 00:06:22.000 know what the better five Nights of Freddy's movie is? 146 00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:23.959 I'm like, does it have Nicholas Cage And he's like yes, 147 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:26.519 And we couldn't remember the name of it, obviously, but 148 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:28.079 he was referring to that one. And I saw that 149 00:06:28.120 --> 00:06:29.839 one before I saw it either either of these. 150 00:06:29.920 --> 00:06:33.800 Yeah, and it's fantastic comparatively, and again rated are much 151 00:06:33.839 --> 00:06:37.120 more adult themed, even though it still is silly and goofy, 152 00:06:37.680 --> 00:06:40.000 it is definitely a little more I know they were 153 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:41.879 parts of this that kind of messed with stuff that 154 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:44.160 you don't like, but I'd argue. 155 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:46.360 The first one was definitely more unsettling than the second. 156 00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:48.399 One you think, So I. 157 00:06:48.319 --> 00:06:51.079 Don't like, you know, it was creepy. I don't like, 158 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:53.199 you know, things, because you know, I went to Chuck 159 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:55.800 E Cheese when I was in Showbiz Pizza, which was 160 00:06:56.439 --> 00:06:57.959 like the forerunner to Chuck E. 161 00:06:58.040 --> 00:07:00.839 Cheese, and there was always a creepiness to those. There 162 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:03.040 was even when they weren't. 163 00:07:02.759 --> 00:07:05.600 But for the most part, it was like it was 164 00:07:05.639 --> 00:07:08.439 a positive you know. It was a nostalgia where it's like, Okay, 165 00:07:08.439 --> 00:07:10.360 I worked really hard in school, I got all these 166 00:07:10.439 --> 00:07:12.360 good grades. Now I get to go and spend it 167 00:07:12.399 --> 00:07:17.319 on tokens and eat pizza and like the the furry characters. 168 00:07:17.519 --> 00:07:19.560 I maybe I was a little bit too old for 169 00:07:19.639 --> 00:07:21.079 that at that point when I was going, but that 170 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:24.079 didn't do it for me. But then to see, like, 171 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:26.360 you know, just thinking back to my own childhood and 172 00:07:26.399 --> 00:07:29.360 seeing these creatures come to life and kill people and 173 00:07:29.399 --> 00:07:32.800 then you have dead kids being kidnapped and murdered, and 174 00:07:32.839 --> 00:07:37.920 it's like this is like I never saw Black Phone, right, Yeah, 175 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:40.839 I don't think I would enjoy that. Yeah, Love Lovely 176 00:07:40.879 --> 00:07:44.160 Bones with Mark Wahlberg. Sure hated that great movie and 177 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:47.879 I hated it. I couldn't even enjoy it. Yeah, Well, 178 00:07:47.920 --> 00:07:49.399 I mean I watched that when I was a kid, 179 00:07:49.480 --> 00:07:52.600 so it's it hit differently. Okay, but I think maybe 180 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:56.040 now that I have kids, maybe it's not to sound pretentious, 181 00:07:56.120 --> 00:07:57.600 but but like too late. 182 00:07:57.720 --> 00:08:01.600 So exactly what a what A about twenty eight years later? 183 00:08:01.720 --> 00:08:04.680 That movie started with a bunch of kids in a room. 184 00:08:04.720 --> 00:08:06.959 They don't show you anything, but it's heavily in blood. 185 00:08:06.959 --> 00:08:08.959 Obviously one of them survived, as we learned at the 186 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:09.240 end of that. 187 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:12.360 I think that with that, it's it's zombies. Okay, so 188 00:08:12.439 --> 00:08:14.959 it's a lot less real for me. Okay, whereas I 189 00:08:15.040 --> 00:08:17.600 know pedophiles, sure, I don't even know if they're pedophile 190 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:21.600 matth Yeah, I can spoil the first one at least. Yeah, 191 00:08:21.759 --> 00:08:24.360 I don't know if Matthew Lillard is is like you know, 192 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:27.800 actually grati Yeah, he's. 193 00:08:27.639 --> 00:08:30.680 Just murdering children. Yeah, now I hear that, and I get. 194 00:08:30.560 --> 00:08:32.559 But even the opening scene of the second one, I'm like, 195 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:33.320 I didn't like that. 196 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:35.360 Yeah. See, I think I'm just a siding and like 197 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:38.799 this is gonna sound left up, but like it's also real. 198 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:41.840 Like the We'll use the Thomas Jane Punisher movie because 199 00:08:41.840 --> 00:08:46.000 it always goes back to Marvel when they're killing his 200 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:49.759 entire family, and the hit man like is looking and 201 00:08:49.919 --> 00:08:52.159 all the kids are hiding under the table, and you 202 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:54.360 think they're gonna get away, and then he like backtracks 203 00:08:54.360 --> 00:08:56.120 and looks under and he like sees all the kids, 204 00:08:56.159 --> 00:08:58.200 and then you just see the machine gun light up. 205 00:08:58.320 --> 00:09:00.600 I remember being sixteen years old being like, oh, so 206 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:03.279 this is going to be a good movie. Like I didn't. 207 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:05.519 Realize the stuff that, like, they don't normally do that, 208 00:09:05.799 --> 00:09:09.039 But to me, the idea of killing pets or killing 209 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:12.039 children in a action or horror movie says to me, 210 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:14.039 nothing is off limits. 211 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:18.039 Exactly. Pet cemetery gauge runs. 212 00:09:17.759 --> 00:09:20.440 In front of that super creepy right, and you're like, okay, 213 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:22.600 so clearly they're going to do some really messed up 214 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:23.840 stuff for the rest of this movie. 215 00:09:23.879 --> 00:09:26.720 And they absolutely did, and for me, that is a 216 00:09:26.759 --> 00:09:27.759 sign of something fun. 217 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:30.960 One of the greatest, most talked about episodes of The 218 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:34.919 Walking Dead was when Carol had to murder that that 219 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:38.360 girl that you know, after she had murdered her sister, 220 00:09:38.960 --> 00:09:40.919 and you're like, it was kind of like, I don't 221 00:09:40.919 --> 00:09:43.519 want to say Walking Dead reinventing itself, but going somewhere 222 00:09:43.519 --> 00:09:45.320 it hadn't gone before, and there was a lot of 223 00:09:45.360 --> 00:09:47.559 people upset about it, of course that you know it 224 00:09:47.799 --> 00:09:50.559 just but again it's now one of the most talked 225 00:09:50.559 --> 00:09:53.639 about episodes probably in television history too. I would think, 226 00:09:53.679 --> 00:09:56.519 like when you talk about killing kids like that, Now, 227 00:09:56.799 --> 00:09:58.840 I did notice in this one, and it wasn't just 228 00:09:58.919 --> 00:10:04.440 all kids. The violence. The gore was off screen. Yeah, 229 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:07.399 it's because it's PG thirteen, right, so they're not going 230 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:10.039 to show it. It's implied, but you don't actually see it, 231 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:12.679 which probably irritated you a little bit so much. 232 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:15.320 I didn't realize it was PG thirteen. It makes sense. 233 00:10:15.399 --> 00:10:18.279 I should have known that it was PG thirteen, But. 234 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:22.559 They wanted they want to maximize their return exactly, and 235 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:24.799 they want to appeal to this type of audience where 236 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:28.039 you know, if five Nights at Freddy's two is rated R, well, 237 00:10:28.279 --> 00:10:31.759 parents are going to let their kids see that PG thirteen. Okay, 238 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:32.919 maybe I can see that. 239 00:10:32.879 --> 00:10:34.840 But I'm now going to provide you with the entire 240 00:10:34.960 --> 00:10:40.759 comprehensive list of well made PG thirteen horror movies fourteen eight. Yeah, 241 00:10:40.879 --> 00:10:43.039 the ring that ends the list. 242 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:46.480 The ring was PG thirteen, Yeah, right, exactly. It's well 243 00:10:47.120 --> 00:10:49.559 is that the John qusay, yeah, I love that movie. Yeah, 244 00:10:49.639 --> 00:10:52.039 and then The Ring and that's it. That's the entire 245 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:53.879 list of well made Beach. The Shining R. 246 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:56.759 Yeah, oh, I didn't realize that it was The Shining R. 247 00:10:56.919 --> 00:11:00.000 I don't know. The ratings were different back then. 248 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:02.039 Yeah, but see and also you've probably seen it on 249 00:11:02.120 --> 00:11:04.320 TV more than you've seen because I owned it, probably, 250 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:06.440 And like, there's a woman who boobs are hanging out. 251 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:08.639 Then it turns out that she's a she's like a 252 00:11:08.759 --> 00:11:10.600 you know, she's a dead person, you know, you know, 253 00:11:10.679 --> 00:11:11.159 see them talk. 254 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:15.159 Yeah, you're right, you're a right, Yeah, Yeah, it's just weird. 255 00:11:15.440 --> 00:11:19.159 Yeah. The original Planet of the Apes or no, the 256 00:11:19.200 --> 00:11:22.519 second one, Charlton Heston gets shot in the forehead. They 257 00:11:22.559 --> 00:11:24.600 show him with the bullet in his head and blood 258 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:31.000 trickling down g G wild Man. 259 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:33.360 Yeah no, So what was going on in the world 260 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:35.120 at that time, right? You know that that this is 261 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:39.120 rated Vietnam? Yeah, so there you go. That explains like 262 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:43.000 the stuff you're seeing on TV, you know, with with 263 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:45.279 with everything going on there in Southeast Asia was probably 264 00:11:45.360 --> 00:11:48.559 a lot more unsettling. This guy is taking a fake 265 00:11:48.600 --> 00:11:50.559 bullet to the head, he's got blood. Yeah, yeah, this 266 00:11:50.720 --> 00:11:53.879 is fine. I always bring this up to with how 267 00:11:54.399 --> 00:11:57.879 these ratings are a farce. They're an absolute farce. South Park, 268 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:01.120 I told you the story, right, Oh oh wait, tell 269 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:03.919 me again south Park bigger, longer, and uncut. Yes, I 270 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:07.720 think I know this south Park movie only south Park movie. 271 00:12:07.799 --> 00:12:08.759 Yeah, ridiculous. 272 00:12:09.080 --> 00:12:10.919 They decide they're going to make a movie, they make 273 00:12:10.960 --> 00:12:13.279 it really raunchy. They send it in the ratings board. 274 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:16.240 They wanted an R rating, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Yeah, 275 00:12:16.279 --> 00:12:18.399 the ratings board said, if you want an R rating, 276 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:20.120 you have to take this out, this out, this out 277 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:22.879 as it stands. The best we can do is NC seventeen. 278 00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:27.639 Yeah right, And that infuriated Trey Parker Mattstone. So they 279 00:12:27.679 --> 00:12:30.559 went back. They made it worse, They made it like 280 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:33.080 they added all this extra stuff just as a big 281 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:34.960 few to them, and they sent it back to the 282 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:37.840 ratings board. And then the ratings board sends it back 283 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:39.480 to them, like, okay, now we can give you the 284 00:12:39.559 --> 00:12:42.759 R rating. Yes it's a joke. I mean, it's like 285 00:12:42.960 --> 00:12:45.600 not to bring up the college football playoff thing, but like, 286 00:12:45.759 --> 00:12:47.000 have you been talking about this? 287 00:12:47.159 --> 00:12:48.519 I'm not talking about it, but like. 288 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:51.200 The Notre Dame aspect of where they're in the top ten, 289 00:12:51.279 --> 00:12:53.519 like literally every single week and then the last week 290 00:12:55.120 --> 00:12:58.159 and nothing happened, yeah to the team that moved in 291 00:12:58.200 --> 00:13:02.080 front of him or not, Like it's it's a farce, 292 00:13:02.399 --> 00:13:04.519 and it is. And I think the ratings board is 293 00:13:04.519 --> 00:13:06.600 a farce too. I don't even know how much, like 294 00:13:07.000 --> 00:13:09.120 I don't. I mean, I feel like there's a lot 295 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:12.039 less emphasis on that nowadays too, Like people don't necessarily 296 00:13:12.080 --> 00:13:14.120 care as much as they used to about. 297 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:17.720 Ratings because we're the generation that like kind of was 298 00:13:17.919 --> 00:13:19.799 by five, Like we were the ones that had to 299 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:22.879 sneak the movies. We had to sneak Grand Theft Auto, 300 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:25.480 we had to sneak the South Park movie. And then 301 00:13:25.480 --> 00:13:27.519 when we grew up on it. The joke I tell 302 00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:29.320 on the show all the time is show me a 303 00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:32.000 boomer watching Fox News, and show me a millennial that 304 00:13:32.039 --> 00:13:34.639 grew up playing GTA, and one of those people was 305 00:13:34.679 --> 00:13:36.639 way more violent than the other. And it's not the 306 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:38.720 one you think it is. And so we're like kind 307 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:41.159 of grow we're now having our own kids, and it's like, 308 00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:42.840 well I still wanna. 309 00:13:42.840 --> 00:13:45.000 You know the thing, the thing that you always rip 310 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:47.240 on me for this for not letting my kids watch stuff. 311 00:13:47.960 --> 00:13:51.720 And I think for me, I was really sheltered as 312 00:13:51.799 --> 00:13:53.639 a kid as far as what I was able to 313 00:13:53.679 --> 00:13:55.679 watch on television and movies. And it was a different 314 00:13:55.679 --> 00:13:57.679 era back then, Like there wasn't all this on demand 315 00:13:57.720 --> 00:13:59.639 stuff on the internet where I could just watch it whenever. 316 00:14:00.159 --> 00:14:02.879 And I enjoyed that part of my childhood where I 317 00:14:02.879 --> 00:14:07.240 feel like I watched my first PG thirteen, my first 318 00:14:07.399 --> 00:14:09.559 R movie, I watched them at the right times, like 319 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:13.000 there is there's something I was happy I was not 320 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:16.080 exposing My parents did not expose me to that. Yeah, 321 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:19.799 right's co and Okay, well maybe maybe, But now I 322 00:14:19.840 --> 00:14:22.000 want to do the same thing for my kids. You 323 00:14:22.000 --> 00:14:24.600 know why I was telling you. We're watching Stranger Things 324 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:27.480 and there's a scene and I wasn't the first episode 325 00:14:27.559 --> 00:14:32.080 of season one where Nancy and Steve are like having 326 00:14:32.120 --> 00:14:34.879 sex and my twelve year old son is watching this 327 00:14:34.960 --> 00:14:36.480 with me. I'm like, I don't know if I wanted 328 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:39.600 he's twelve. I mean, I don't think it's like you 329 00:14:39.600 --> 00:14:41.639 should probably know about this kind of stuff. But at 330 00:14:41.639 --> 00:14:44.120 the same time, I want to keep I would I 331 00:14:44.240 --> 00:14:46.639 liked I liked being sheltered from that kind of stuff. 332 00:14:46.759 --> 00:14:48.960 When I was at age, and I want to pass 333 00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:50.600 that on to my kids too. But I get it, 334 00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:54.120 I mean, and I am a staunch believer in what 335 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:58.120 you see, what kids see in video games, television, movies. 336 00:14:58.679 --> 00:15:01.279 There there's just been there's been tons of research done 337 00:15:01.320 --> 00:15:06.120 on this, and there's just no correlation between you watch this, 338 00:15:06.200 --> 00:15:07.840 watch this on TV, then you're gonna be violent in 339 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:09.279 real life or dull. You know what I mean. There's 340 00:15:09.360 --> 00:15:12.919 just there has no there's been no significant correlation. So 341 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:13.600 that doesn't bother. 342 00:15:13.639 --> 00:15:15.879 It's not like it was the Wild West in the 343 00:15:15.919 --> 00:15:18.759 common Hoers House. What I always find interesting is I 344 00:15:18.799 --> 00:15:23.679 could watch as a child. Leprechawn three right. Warwick Davi 345 00:15:23.759 --> 00:15:26.440 is at one point a woman from Actually she was 346 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:31.000 an upstart actress in the Texas Chainsaw movies. I don't 347 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:32.840 know what her name is in real life, but she 348 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:35.279 plays like someone in her forties clinging to her youth. 349 00:15:35.759 --> 00:15:38.039 She ends up wishing to be young again. And of course, 350 00:15:38.080 --> 00:15:39.600 and I'll be careful what you wish for a movie, 351 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:42.159 all of her body parts start exploding, and I'm sitting 352 00:15:42.159 --> 00:15:44.200 there as a nine year old. Her lips get big 353 00:15:44.240 --> 00:15:46.440 and explode off her face, her boobs get big, her 354 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:49.159 ass gets big, and she ends up exploding. Mom's like, 355 00:15:49.200 --> 00:15:53.679 no issue whatsoever. The classic Christopher Nolan movie Memento, I 356 00:15:53.679 --> 00:15:57.279 am watching as a teenager and at one point Trinity 357 00:15:57.320 --> 00:15:58.840 whatever her name is in real life. 358 00:15:58.720 --> 00:16:02.399 Oh ah yeah Trace the say Tracy ls Ross. 359 00:16:02.399 --> 00:16:05.399 It's not that it's a three names Ann Moss or something. 360 00:16:05.399 --> 00:16:09.240 Carry carry on Moss. Yeah. She calls the main actors, 361 00:16:09.279 --> 00:16:12.679 Guy Pierce's wife the sea word. My mom went turn 362 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:15.840 it off. And it's just like the so, like I get, 363 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:18.399 there are certain things you try and keep away from 364 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:19.759 people and then other stuff. 365 00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:24.600 It's funny because my mom didn't really monitor what CDs 366 00:16:24.639 --> 00:16:26.679 I was buying, but then she heard me listening to 367 00:16:26.679 --> 00:16:29.519 Adam sand like an Adam Sander CD, and she made 368 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:32.240 me get rid of it, you know. And at that 369 00:16:32.279 --> 00:16:34.759 point I was like sixteen or seventeen, and I was like, no, 370 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:37.440 I'm old enough to be here this kind of stuff, 371 00:16:37.639 --> 00:16:39.360 like I and I don't think I ever sold it. 372 00:16:39.440 --> 00:16:40.879 Quite frankly, I think I told her I did. 373 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:43.639 And further, I hope this isn't TMI, but you told 374 00:16:43.720 --> 00:16:46.200 me off the air that there was a nightmare as 375 00:16:46.200 --> 00:16:48.840 a result of stranger thing my son. Yeah, did he 376 00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:51.120 come clean about that with you? Did? He'd say, well, 377 00:16:51.159 --> 00:16:53.159 I did have a nightmare last night as a result 378 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:53.960 of what we want. 379 00:16:54.039 --> 00:16:57.720 Yeah, because he he crawled into bed, like because he 380 00:16:57.799 --> 00:17:00.840 is so freaked out about him he so so. Then 381 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:04.799 I was trying to get him to watch more uh 382 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:07.480 Saturday night, uh huh, and he wouldn't do it because 383 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:09.640 he knew he was going to bet right. Okay, But 384 00:17:09.759 --> 00:17:11.319 now when he gets home from school and I get 385 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:13.400 home from work, he's like, hey, can we watch an episode? 386 00:17:13.640 --> 00:17:15.880 Like he still wants to watch it, but he doesn't 387 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:17.480 want to put it that close to bed, And I 388 00:17:17.480 --> 00:17:20.400 think stranger things, like he's more understanding, like this is 389 00:17:20.480 --> 00:17:22.440 kind of a mystery and we don't exactly know what's 390 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:24.799 going on, rather than just like a slasher like a 391 00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:26.440 five Nights at Freddy's Wich, it's just like it's all 392 00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:29.079 about like the murder and the gore or whatever. You know. 393 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:30.920 Well, the reason I asked because my brother and I 394 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:34.200 will talk as mid thirty somethings now, because the rule 395 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:36.440 was you can watch this as long as you can 396 00:17:36.480 --> 00:17:38.480 handle it. The second you can't handle it, you can't 397 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:41.119 watch this anymore. And I look at him as an 398 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:44.200 adult and I'm like, so, my night my dreams were 399 00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:46.000 really messed up as a kid. He's like, oh, yeah, 400 00:17:46.079 --> 00:17:48.680 mine too, because I never told mom and dad because 401 00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:50.920