WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.839 --> 00:00:08.919 And you know what that music see, Yes, sir Amos 2 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:12.039 that music say good health to all from rex All. 3 00:00:12.480 --> 00:00:14.560 The stores were the orange and blue sign. 4 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:28.839 Yes, ten thousand independent rex All Druggists at the stores 5 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:31.440 with the orange and blue sign bring you Transcribe. The 6 00:00:31.480 --> 00:00:34.880 amoson Andy Show, written by Joe Connley and Bob Moser, 7 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:39.560 featuring Ernestine Wade, Johnny Lee, Amanda Randolph, hel March, Joe Urns, 8 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:44.320 Jeff Alexander's Music Yours Truly, Hallow Wilcox, and starring radio's 9 00:00:44.359 --> 00:00:49.079 all time favorites Freemon Gosden and Charles corral amoson Andy. 10 00:00:59.079 --> 00:01:02.280 Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, I am Charles Carell. You know 11 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:04.000 I've had a lot of fun this week planning my 12 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:07.519 Christmas shopping right in my own easy chair. I did 13 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:10.799 it with the rex All Christmas color ad. And believe me, 14 00:01:10.879 --> 00:01:13.879 those sponsors of ours not only save you money, they 15 00:01:13.959 --> 00:01:17.879 save you shopping time with wonderful ads like this. Be 16 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:20.040 sure to see it in the current issues of Life, 17 00:01:20.439 --> 00:01:24.200 Look Collier's Saturday Evening Post and Country. 18 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:24.599 Gentlemen. 19 00:01:35.159 --> 00:01:38.319 Well, the Kingfisher's wife, Sapphire has had a job for 20 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:42.280 quite some time. She's in charge of over thirty stenographers 21 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:45.079 at a large mail order house over on Lenox Avenue. 22 00:01:45.560 --> 00:01:48.400 Mister Parker, the manager of the mail order house, has 23 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:51.400 closed up the place from Friday till Tuesday because of 24 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:55.000 the holidays. But this morning, on the first day of 25 00:01:55.040 --> 00:01:58.280 her vacation, Sapphire came down with a cold. 26 00:02:00.079 --> 00:02:01.959 I'ma just look at me. 27 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:03.000 My eyes is. 28 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:07.040 All watering and bloodshot. My lips is chatting, My cheeks 29 00:02:07.040 --> 00:02:07.799 as all hollered. 30 00:02:08.199 --> 00:02:11.400 Oh yes, sat Fire, that's a terrible coal you got. 31 00:02:12.759 --> 00:02:15.240 What's going on in here? George? Just take a look 32 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:15.960 at Sapphire. 33 00:02:16.639 --> 00:02:19.879 Yeah, say a South, I what has you done to yourself? 34 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:26.280 I ain't never seed you looking so good? George. 35 00:02:26.319 --> 00:02:27.280 I got a cold. 36 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:29.879 I think I caught a virus when me and Mana 37 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:31.360 was out in Lorrain last week. 38 00:02:31.599 --> 00:02:33.879 And I can't understand why I don't have it. 39 00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:36.159 Mama, there ain't no virus in the world or could 40 00:02:36.159 --> 00:02:42.120 get through that blubb of yours. That would be like 41 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:46.800 trying to talk Peter the USS Missouri. It was booth 42 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:48.639 pretty well pontooned around. 43 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:54.319 The water line there. George, I just feel terrible. I'm sick. 44 00:02:54.919 --> 00:02:55.719 I won't be able to. 45 00:02:55.719 --> 00:02:56.919 Go down to the office today. 46 00:02:57.039 --> 00:02:59.280 Oh office, I thought they must have parked your boss 47 00:02:59.319 --> 00:03:01.639 dad and close the players for three days to give 48 00:03:01.680 --> 00:03:03.759 everybody a so bisical leo. 49 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:07.240 Well, George got. 50 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:09.919 Over thirty two typewriters down there, and while we closed up, 51 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:11.560 he wants me to send them out and have them 52 00:03:11.560 --> 00:03:12.560 cleaned and overhauled. 53 00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:14.520 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 54 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:16.800 Mister Parker's gonna be mad at me because he's a 55 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:17.960 nut on efficiency. 56 00:03:18.159 --> 00:03:19.719 There's only one thing to do. 57 00:03:20.479 --> 00:03:22.560 George is gonna have to go down to the mill 58 00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:24.919 over the house and send out them typewriter's boy. 59 00:03:25.039 --> 00:03:26.479 Now, wait a minute, I ain't gonna do that. 60 00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:29.719 George sends him out to the Acne typewriter. 61 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:31.719 Sir, I still ain't gonna do it, George. 62 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:34.000 Mister Parker gave me the money to pay for him, 63 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:35.360 three hundred and twenty. 64 00:03:35.159 --> 00:03:37.520 Dollars in k I be delighted to take the job. 65 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:42.000 That's better, George. 66 00:03:42.439 --> 00:03:45.199 Now here's the money. Tell the Acne company to have 67 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:48.000 them typewriters back the first thing Tuesday moment. 68 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:52.759 Three dollars in cash. Look at that money there. There's 69 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:56.360 a rule that would chooke a horse, jog a horse. 70 00:03:56.919 --> 00:03:59.560 Well, watch your step native dancer. 71 00:04:00.280 --> 00:04:00.960 Nibbling on it. 72 00:04:11.719 --> 00:04:14.840 Well, Kingfish, we got most of these typewriters out here. 73 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:15.639 In the main office. 74 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:17.319 Yeah, thank you for helping me. 75 00:04:17.360 --> 00:04:20.040 Look them out and there they're getting them all in 76 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:22.600 one part here. I ain't been able to help you 77 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:25.000 more with the lifting, but I got a little trouble 78 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:25.839 with my back, you know. 79 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:27.480 Oh you got the back ink? 80 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:31.199 Yeah? God, what is nod in medicinal circles? There's no lyft. 81 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:35.680 Titus had the cooler. 82 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:37.600 And I can't pick up nothing heavy in a steagull. 83 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:43.360 But this is the last of the typewriters, Kingfish, put 84 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:45.879 it right down there. I don't mind helping you because 85 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:48.319 I ain't seen much of you lately, you know, yea, well, I. 86 00:04:48.240 --> 00:04:49.920 Can splain that to the end. You see, you were 87 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:52.120 on different social levels. Now where is. 88 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:56.920 It? Don't behooves a man with a steady working way 89 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:59.800 to mingle with the soup kitchen and the flophouse set. 90 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:03.759 I gotta hoove myself in the upper brackets like I heard. 91 00:05:05.199 --> 00:05:07.360 Well, now that we got all the typewriters out here, 92 00:05:07.839 --> 00:05:09.720 who is this company you gotta call up to have 93 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:10.800 them cleaned and overhaul? 94 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:11.160 Uh? 95 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:14.360 They actme a typewriter service, and they're kind of expensive. 96 00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:16.120 Or they choice ten dollars the typewriter. 97 00:05:16.480 --> 00:05:19.399 Yeah, say that's three hundred and twenty dollars. Show is 98 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:22.439 a pile of money here, do man? I ain't see 99 00:05:22.439 --> 00:05:24.800 that much green stuff since the night my gal gotten 100 00:05:24.800 --> 00:05:26.040 mad at me and hit me in the face with 101 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:26.920 a Caesar salad. 102 00:05:28.680 --> 00:05:30.600 Well, I better call up to act men, have him 103 00:05:30.639 --> 00:05:31.319 come over here. 104 00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:34.279 And get Hey, wait a minute, somebody at the door. 105 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:36.240 I thought the office was closed up here. 106 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:41.319 Yeah, I wonder who they could be. Not let them men? Uh? Yeah, sir, 107 00:05:41.399 --> 00:05:43.759 Can I help you? How do you do? How do 108 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:44.560 you do? 109 00:05:45.439 --> 00:05:48.959 I'm a representative of the Jim Dandy Typewriter Service. Now 110 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:50.879 I hear on the grape vine that you have some 111 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:52.240 typewriters to be clean. 112 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:55.439 They're going out to the Acme Company. They're gonna clean 113 00:05:55.480 --> 00:05:55.959 the moverhoul. 114 00:05:56.279 --> 00:05:59.240 Well, it's a fine company, neighbor. Nothing wrong with the 115 00:05:59.319 --> 00:06:00.160 Acme Company. 116 00:06:00.439 --> 00:06:02.920 I like the way they get back on their feet. 117 00:06:02.759 --> 00:06:07.079 Every time they go bankrupt. How much they charging. 118 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:10.959 You, Well, they only gonna charge ten dollars a typewriter. 119 00:06:11.399 --> 00:06:14.519 Ten dollars, say, oh that is high. 120 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:18.720 I'll tell you what my friend. You know, I like you. 121 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:22.399 I think I think I could shave our prince to 122 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:24.319 seven dollars. 123 00:06:24.720 --> 00:06:26.639 Yeah, well, I don't have nothing to do with it. I 124 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:27.920 could shave it to five. 125 00:06:29.680 --> 00:06:35.040 Well, like I said my wife, uh five, excuse me, 126 00:06:35.040 --> 00:06:36.720 a minie, I want to talk to my friend your 127 00:06:37.439 --> 00:06:39.759 my business mess because now I'll come over here in 128 00:06:39.759 --> 00:06:40.680 my office when you step. 129 00:06:40.519 --> 00:06:40.959 Out over here. 130 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:43.600 Yeah, what's the matter? 131 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:44.160 In vision? 132 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:46.759 Looking at your forehead? There you done broke out in 133 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:48.319 one of them monetary sweats. 134 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:51.720 And the uh Southhire said that they act may are 135 00:06:51.720 --> 00:06:52.600 gonna charge ten. 136 00:06:52.480 --> 00:06:54.639 Dollars, and this fellow would do it for five. Yeah, 137 00:06:54.639 --> 00:06:55.000 I hear that. 138 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:57.759 I don't know the exact figure on thirty two typewriters 139 00:06:57.800 --> 00:06:59.720 because I ain't got time to pro ride the thing. 140 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:03.720 But my instinct tells me that this kind of rat 141 00:07:03.759 --> 00:07:05.519 and gonna make it most itself into a nice piece 142 00:07:05.519 --> 00:07:11.399 of cheese. 143 00:07:05.959 --> 00:07:14.399 Yeh yeah, come on, come on, uh mother, you said 144 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:15.399 that Carl you'd like me. 145 00:07:15.560 --> 00:07:18.199 You're gonna shave the price down to five dollars the typewriter, 146 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:21.480 that is right. Well, as long as he's all not enough, Yeah, 147 00:07:21.480 --> 00:07:22.879 I wonder if you could you let the thing down 148 00:07:22.920 --> 00:07:23.439 to three. 149 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:26.600 Dollars, three dollars. 150 00:07:26.639 --> 00:07:27.800 It's a deal, my friend. 151 00:07:27.839 --> 00:07:29.759 Well fine, now, the only thing is they want to 152 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:31.160 typewriters back tuesday morning. 153 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:33.079 Can you pick them up today today? 154 00:07:33.680 --> 00:07:35.879 If there's no moon, I'll have the boys back the 155 00:07:35.879 --> 00:07:38.079 truck up in the alley about nine o'clock tonight. 156 00:07:42.160 --> 00:07:45.879 Excuse me for protruding there, mister, but you is gonna 157 00:07:45.920 --> 00:07:47.800 pick up the typewriters at night. 158 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:49.600 That is right, my friend. 159 00:07:49.680 --> 00:07:52.839 That's the way we are for a you'd be surprised 160 00:07:52.879 --> 00:07:58.759 how sunlight can kill our business. 161 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:02.120 We got three dollars apiece. Now I'll see you three 162 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:02.879 times thirty two. 163 00:08:02.920 --> 00:08:04.639 I figured to make it easy, and you're my friend. 164 00:08:04.639 --> 00:08:06.680 I'll make it one hundred and fifty dollars even. 165 00:08:06.800 --> 00:08:08.199 Oh, thank you, thank you, sir. 166 00:08:08.959 --> 00:08:11.600 Well there you let's do yeah, yeah, one one hundred, 167 00:08:12.319 --> 00:08:13.399 one hundred and fifty dollars. 168 00:08:13.439 --> 00:08:15.959 There you, thank you, Thank you, my friend, thank you. 169 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:16.959 We'll pick him up later. 170 00:08:17.279 --> 00:08:19.079 We does a minute, nine kiss. I one't get in 171 00:08:19.079 --> 00:08:20.279 touch with you. Where can I reach? 172 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:20.360 You? 173 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:21.920 Want to get in touch with me? When I just 174 00:08:21.920 --> 00:08:25.839 write my number here on this slip of paper. He there, 175 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:28.319 you are. Just call any time after ten and ask 176 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:28.959 for Sam. 177 00:08:29.040 --> 00:08:31.879 Oh, thank you, mister Sam, thank you very much. Pleasure 178 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:34.279 to do with your business, with your good day, good day, 179 00:08:36.559 --> 00:08:37.120 nice fuller. 180 00:08:37.559 --> 00:08:40.559 Yeah, I wonder how come he wiped off the doughnut 181 00:08:40.639 --> 00:08:41.840 with his handkerchief on the way out. 182 00:08:45.159 --> 00:08:48.480 The world is just father the superstitious And there, oh boy, 183 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:50.360 look at the Sapphire. Give me three hundred and twenty 184 00:08:50.399 --> 00:08:52.120 bucks to get to take you by the clee and 185 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:53.639 I getting it done for one hundred and fifty. 186 00:08:53.799 --> 00:08:56.559 Yeah, boy, that's some saving. Sapphire is going to be 187 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:59.120 proud of you. That's going to be a nice packet 188 00:08:59.159 --> 00:09:00.159 for her boss. 189 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:01.600 The pocket of pocket. 190 00:09:02.120 --> 00:09:04.600 Man, he says, somebody pocket in the packet. 191 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:07.360 Oh, mister Parker. 192 00:09:08.080 --> 00:09:11.960 Well there's gonna be some pocketing around here, but pocket 193 00:09:12.000 --> 00:09:14.039 to packet is going to be pocketed at the same 194 00:09:14.120 --> 00:09:15.480 pocket that I think the packet is. 195 00:09:15.440 --> 00:09:20.679 Going to be pocketed in the first For what you get, mad, 196 00:09:20.919 --> 00:09:21.840 we got to thumb it up. 197 00:09:21.879 --> 00:09:24.399 And when this whole mess is over, the only thing 198 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:25.399 mister Parker's gonna have. 199 00:09:25.440 --> 00:09:27.159 In his pocket is lint. That's what he. 200 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:39.879 Good evening. 201 00:09:40.159 --> 00:09:42.240 This is your rex Al Family Druggist, one of the 202 00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:45.039 ten thousand independent druggists. Who have made the word rex 203 00:09:45.120 --> 00:09:48.279 Al part of our own store names. We've done that 204 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:52.399 because we recommend and sell rex All drug products. One 205 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:55.679 guaranteed rex Al product long a favorite with my customers 206 00:09:55.759 --> 00:09:57.080 is Cherisot cough syrup. 207 00:09:58.159 --> 00:10:00.559 This balanced formula combines not. 208 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:04.600 Just one or two, but twelve active ingredients to help 209 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:09.480 quiet coughs and relieve throat irritation caused by coals. Cherisote 210 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:12.799 helps loosen and raise secretions in the throat. Then the 211 00:10:12.879 --> 00:10:16.600 local anesthetic action of a cherosote ingredient relieves the so 212 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:20.679 called tickling of the throat. So for those irritating spells 213 00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:24.120 of coughing caused by simple coals, have a bottle of 214 00:10:24.159 --> 00:10:28.039 rex All cherosote on hand. That's spelled c h E 215 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:32.480 r r O s O t E Cherosote cough Syrup, 216 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:36.480 available at rex Al drug stores everywhere. 217 00:10:46.519 --> 00:10:48.919 Yes, and now made one hundred and seventy dollars poment 218 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:51.120 on that typewritter deal. Pull a smartwin and the boy 219 00:10:51.799 --> 00:10:53.159 how far I'll never beat a wiser? 220 00:10:53.399 --> 00:10:56.279 Yeah, well, I want to upset you, non kingfish. 221 00:10:56.320 --> 00:10:58.519 But that full of sam that picked up the typewriters 222 00:10:58.559 --> 00:11:02.120 with as truck, little respicious of him. That suit he 223 00:11:02.279 --> 00:11:04.679 was wearing that looked like he got it along with 224 00:11:04.840 --> 00:11:10.639 five dollars on a handshake from the warden. Yes, sir, 225 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:14.039 that was a Sam Quentin heron bone ifever I see one. 226 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:19.279 Now as you mentioned it, and I didn't know it. 227 00:11:19.360 --> 00:11:22.279 That Sam and Per carried them typewriters out and sort 228 00:11:22.279 --> 00:11:27.080 of a lock stepped in there. Where's the phone? You're 229 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:30.080 gonna call the police? It's not and you're just gonna 230 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:32.799 put in a call for Sam and inquire what time Tuesday? 231 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:35.919 He plans to deliver the typewriter's back here? Phone call 232 00:11:36.080 --> 00:11:37.720 like that, you know, put our minds at the ears? 233 00:11:38.120 --> 00:11:40.200 Yeah, mind of these, that's what we need. 234 00:11:40.360 --> 00:11:42.840 Yes, you make the call and there, oh let's talk 235 00:11:42.840 --> 00:11:43.639 about typewriters. 236 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:46.360 Yeah, give me the underwood twitch here. Look at that. 237 00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:48.440 You won't meet to call Sam? 238 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:51.200 Huh? Yeah he has number that yah on a slip 239 00:11:51.240 --> 00:11:54.240 of paper he give us. I keep it in my pocket. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, 240 00:11:56.720 --> 00:11:59.320 there a little phone called put our minds at Ears, 241 00:11:59.360 --> 00:11:59.519 you know? 242 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:03.799 And sure, well wait a minute, there's answered. Hello, I'd 243 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:04.840 like to speak to Sam. 244 00:12:06.399 --> 00:12:06.559 Was that. 245 00:12:08.279 --> 00:12:09.279 All the phone? 246 00:12:10.559 --> 00:12:11.399 It was not? Ane? 247 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:15.080 He said, ain't no Sam, there and to tell him. 248 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:18.000 You want Sam to typewriter man. Oh yeah, yeah, Hello, 249 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:21.080 Hey mister, I want to speak to Sam the typewriter man. 250 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:22.639 It was that. 251 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:31.200 All the phone anything listen, this is Sheltz's delicatessen store. 252 00:12:33.039 --> 00:12:35.559 The man say he got ham, spam, jam and lamb, 253 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:36.600 but he ain't got no Sam. 254 00:12:42.639 --> 00:12:44.960 Await with you? Was nothing this thing up? Let me 255 00:12:45.039 --> 00:12:47.600 have the tele Everyone there, okay? Here you is? Hello? 256 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:48.720 He is? 257 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:49.720 Does that water? Foods? 258 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:50.240 That move one? 259 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:51.879 Good? Now? 260 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:54.000 Why are you telling my friend that you was shot 261 00:12:54.039 --> 00:12:56.759 the delicatessen when you knew that you was the Jim 262 00:12:56.919 --> 00:12:58.279 Dan the typewriter company. 263 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:04.399 H h hold of phone. The man done swore at 264 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:05.240 me in German. 265 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:10.399 Hes. When did this phone call start putting our minds 266 00:13:10.440 --> 00:13:11.519 at ease? That's what I want to know. 267 00:13:12.519 --> 00:13:15.279 Hello, mister Schols, did you there? Uh? 268 00:13:15.399 --> 00:13:18.799 Mister Schuls, is you sure that among the salami and 269 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:20.720 the past dram and the smoke here and you ain't 270 00:13:20.759 --> 00:13:24.440 got no Sam around somewhere? He's a shorts fellaw with 271 00:13:24.519 --> 00:13:28.759 a scar on his face. It was that, Well, did 272 00:13:28.799 --> 00:13:31.080 he come around there or he just comes down and 273 00:13:31.320 --> 00:13:33.759 use the phone? He left yesterday? 274 00:13:34.759 --> 00:13:37.960 What then took a quick trip to Mexico with a 275 00:13:38.000 --> 00:13:45.440 truck full of typewriters. Thank you, miss Show, thank you, sir. Yes, sir, 276 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:48.159 if I was ever in the market for some sore 277 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:49.279 brought and our call on you. 278 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:54.720 And that Jim Dandy Man is a crook, oh me, 279 00:13:54.840 --> 00:13:57.159 and you know what the fella done went off with 280 00:13:57.240 --> 00:13:58.480 thirty two typewriters from the. 281 00:13:58.480 --> 00:13:59.120 Mail or the house. 282 00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:00.600 You know, Well, what are you gonna do, Kingfish? 283 00:14:00.799 --> 00:14:02.360 Handed, That's only one thing I can do. 284 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:04.759 I'm gonna go home and get that one hundred and 285 00:14:04.799 --> 00:14:06.559 seventy dollars and I gonna get out of town before 286 00:14:06.600 --> 00:14:08.360 Sapphire and Mama find out what had have done done. 287 00:14:08.440 --> 00:14:10.080 Yeah, that's the stuff. Where has the money now? 288 00:14:10.279 --> 00:14:12.960 Well, I got it here in uh my super secret 289 00:14:13.039 --> 00:14:15.279 hiding place in the back bedroom up at the apartment. 290 00:14:16.039 --> 00:14:18.559 So long, boy, I'll write it from California. It's either 291 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:19.159 this a jail. 292 00:14:19.279 --> 00:14:22.960 Yeah, Well, be careful, Kingfish, because if Sapphire, that bulldog 293 00:14:23.080 --> 00:14:25.159 Mama has ever find out what you done, by the 294 00:14:25.279 --> 00:14:27.039 time that gets through it is the police is gonna 295 00:14:27.039 --> 00:14:29.320 be able to book you in four different precincts. 296 00:14:39.559 --> 00:14:43.639 Lucky for me that nobody's home now they get that 297 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:46.360 one hundred and seventy dollars for my secret hiding places. 298 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:50.240 Sa fire see me in this back room though? Is 299 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:54.399 he gonna get respicious? Well, first I'll moved the dress 300 00:14:54.440 --> 00:15:00.639 out of the way. Now pull up this carpet where 301 00:15:00.639 --> 00:15:01.360 it's tacked down. 302 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:06.840 Mm hmm. Then I'll pull up this board in the 303 00:15:06.879 --> 00:15:07.440 floor here. 304 00:15:11.759 --> 00:15:14.120 Now I get my hand right under the pipe there 305 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:17.440 and get out the coffee can there. 306 00:15:17.519 --> 00:15:22.919 Will Now I'll take the lid off. Hmm. 307 00:15:24.320 --> 00:15:30.279 No money here, nothing but this piece of paper. Let 308 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:33.720 me see what they say. I say, don't tear up 309 00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:40.679 the floor. We found it signed mama. Oh that horrible woman. 310 00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:43.960 She got a nose for money like a hoghas for swell. 311 00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:46.759 Well, I can't even know. 312 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:50.440 We don't cock the weasel red handed? 313 00:15:50.600 --> 00:15:51.360 All right? George? 314 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:53.240 Why'd you get that hundred and seventy dollars? 315 00:15:53.360 --> 00:15:57.399 Well? I uh, the thing is, I know you are. 316 00:15:58.039 --> 00:16:01.799 Would you believe me if I said what not? George Stevens? 317 00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:03.840 Where did that money come from? Right now? 318 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:09.679 You see U, I'm saving it out of my lunch money, 319 00:16:09.759 --> 00:16:12.159 and I wanted to buy you a nice Christmas present. 320 00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:14.360 It's a little left egg that I've been sitting on 321 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:17.000 where you can get off the nest your old rooster. 322 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:21.000 Please use that money to pay the rent this afternoon. 323 00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:23.759 Did you say them typewriters out to the Acme Typewriter. 324 00:16:23.559 --> 00:16:26.440 Place like I told you to do? Well, No, I've 325 00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:28.480 been build there, Honey. I gonna do it the first 326 00:16:28.519 --> 00:16:29.879 thing in the morning. That's what I gonna do. 327 00:16:30.039 --> 00:16:33.879 Yeah, well, you better you want me to lose my job, safire. 328 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:37.240 I tell you he's up to something. I don't know 329 00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:40.039 what it is, but watch your step. 330 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:47.799 Bolder, And there's only one thing to do. Call to 331 00:16:47.879 --> 00:16:49.759 Martu and have him come up and fit me for 332 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:51.200 that naughty pine top coat. 333 00:16:51.320 --> 00:17:06.119 That's I know where You can find more than seventy 334 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:09.680 Christmas gift ideas all in one big beautiful ad. 335 00:17:09.920 --> 00:17:12.519 That's the rex Al Christmas color Ad in the Current 336 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:15.839 Life Look Colliers, Saturday Evening Posts and Country Gentlemen. 337 00:17:16.000 --> 00:17:19.400 That's right. The rex All Christmas Ad gives two full 338 00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:22.880 pages of ideas for everybody on your list. For men, 339 00:17:23.240 --> 00:17:27.640 you'll find stagg toiletries and travel kits, fine leather billfolds, 340 00:17:27.759 --> 00:17:31.640 brush and comb sets. And for children, fascinating toys and 341 00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:34.359 lifelike dolls and furry animals. 342 00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:37.759 And for Lovely Ladies, dresser sets and jewelry boxes, Spun 343 00:17:37.839 --> 00:17:41.720 Text Nylon hosiery and Delafield and Karenome cologne sets. 344 00:17:41.960 --> 00:17:44.920 You can plan your entire Christmas shopping trip before you 345 00:17:45.079 --> 00:17:48.119 take a step with the rex All Christmas color ad 346 00:17:48.519 --> 00:17:52.960 in the Current Life Look Colliers Saturday Evening Post and 347 00:17:53.240 --> 00:17:54.400 Country Gentlemen. 348 00:17:54.200 --> 00:17:57.359 Shop first, and the rex All Christmas Ad and save 349 00:17:57.759 --> 00:18:11.759 at rex All drug stores everywhere. Mean somehow I gotta 350 00:18:11.799 --> 00:18:14.039 have thirty two type brothers down at the mail lord 351 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:17.200 the house one of the open's Tuesday morning. There's only 352 00:18:17.240 --> 00:18:19.039 one person left for me to turn to, and that's 353 00:18:19.119 --> 00:18:20.839 my lawyer, conquin Jay Calhoun. 354 00:18:21.720 --> 00:18:25.640 And here's his office. Say Calhoun, can I see you 355 00:18:25.720 --> 00:18:28.960 for something? Well, Kingfish, come on in, Calhoun. 356 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:30.680 I tried to call you on the phone last night, 357 00:18:30.720 --> 00:18:31.319 but you wasn't in. 358 00:18:31.440 --> 00:18:37.119 Where was you? I was up to my new Gale's house. 359 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:40.039 Yes, it's quite a girl, Kingfish. 360 00:18:40.680 --> 00:18:42.880 Yes, she got a hobby raising dog. 361 00:18:43.559 --> 00:18:45.759 Was I have twelve or fourteen dogs running around the 362 00:18:45.799 --> 00:18:50.039 plate and to do huh? Yeah, last night we were 363 00:18:50.119 --> 00:18:51.880 sitting close together on the sofa. 364 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:52.400 Yeah. 365 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:57.319 I reached over and turned out the light and then 366 00:18:57.880 --> 00:18:58.839 reached out for her. 367 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:04.599 Give a great big kiss, man, What a nice wall 368 00:19:05.119 --> 00:19:05.960 kiss that was. 369 00:19:08.079 --> 00:19:10.680 But she turned the lights on, and there I was 370 00:19:10.839 --> 00:19:12.319 kissing the French koodle. 371 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:17.039 French voodle. Yeah, but that didn't stop me. 372 00:19:17.680 --> 00:19:21.440 I reached o't one, turned out the lights again, then 373 00:19:21.640 --> 00:19:22.720 read for her again. 374 00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:27.039 You read this time I got a real sweet one. 375 00:19:28.240 --> 00:19:30.319 But she turned the lights on, and there I was 376 00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:31.880 kissling an Irish center. 377 00:19:34.000 --> 00:19:34.880 Went on and off. 378 00:19:35.119 --> 00:19:37.079 Cell man, how much it turned them lights on and 379 00:19:37.160 --> 00:19:42.279 off about five times before I got around her. Give 380 00:19:42.359 --> 00:19:43.640 the night king fit you is? 381 00:19:43.799 --> 00:19:43.960 Huh? 382 00:19:44.319 --> 00:19:52.119 Yeah, man, A lot of good smooching up there. I 383 00:19:52.319 --> 00:19:54.559 was who in a What I want to tell you 384 00:19:54.759 --> 00:19:57.200 last night is that I was in trouble. 385 00:19:57.680 --> 00:19:59.920 You see how I got mixed up in a crooked 386 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:02.480 deal and I got to have thirty two typewriters by 387 00:20:02.519 --> 00:20:03.160 Tuesday the morning. 388 00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:05.119 Well, now let me see here. 389 00:20:06.119 --> 00:20:08.960 You know, when my brother was in school, he once 390 00:20:09.079 --> 00:20:10.759 got a typewriter free free. 391 00:20:10.839 --> 00:20:13.039 How to do that? Well, he only needed it for 392 00:20:13.160 --> 00:20:13.880 a month, and so. 393 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:16.559 He got a typewriter on a Saturday free trial and 394 00:20:16.640 --> 00:20:17.400 then took it back. 395 00:20:17.680 --> 00:20:19.799 You know that the way the sales typewriters, you read 396 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:20.359 the ads, You. 397 00:20:20.400 --> 00:20:23.759 Know, thirty dad free tr well, I couldn't that, Uh, 398 00:20:24.240 --> 00:20:27.400 it wouldn't uh uh uh Calhoun. 399 00:20:27.480 --> 00:20:31.279 I think I got a hold of something here. I 400 00:20:31.359 --> 00:20:32.559 can't wait a minute. 401 00:20:32.599 --> 00:20:35.000