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Speaker 2: Well, the Kingfisher's wife, Sapphire has had a job for
Speaker 2: quite some time. She's in charge of over thirty stenographers
Speaker 2: at a large mail order house over on Lenox Avenue.
Speaker 2: Mister Parker, the manager of the mail order house, has
Speaker 2: closed up the place from Friday till Tuesday because of
Speaker 2: the holidays. But this morning, on the first day of
Speaker 2: her vacation, Sapphire came down with a cold.
Speaker 5: I'ma just look at me.
Speaker 3: My eyes is.
Speaker 5: All watering and bloodshot. My lips is chatting, My cheeks
Speaker 5: as all hollered.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, sat Fire, that's a terrible coal you got.
Speaker 4: What's going on in here? George? Just take a look
Speaker 4: at Sapphire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, say a South, I what has you done to yourself?
Speaker 2: I ain't never seed you looking so good? George.
Speaker 3: I got a cold.
Speaker 5: I think I caught a virus when me and Mana
Speaker 5: was out in Lorrain last week.
Speaker 4: And I can't understand why I don't have it.
Speaker 2: Mama, there ain't no virus in the world or could
Speaker 2: get through that blubb of yours. That would be like
Speaker 2: trying to talk Peter the USS Missouri. It was booth
Speaker 2: pretty well pontooned around.
Speaker 4: The water line there. George, I just feel terrible. I'm sick.
Speaker 5: I won't be able to.
Speaker 3: Go down to the office today.
Speaker 2: Oh office, I thought they must have parked your boss
Speaker 2: dad and close the players for three days to give
Speaker 2: everybody a so bisical leo.
Speaker 4: Well, George got.
Speaker 5: Over thirty two typewriters down there, and while we closed up,
Speaker 5: he wants me to send them out and have them
Speaker 5: cleaned and overhauled.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 5: Mister Parker's gonna be mad at me because he's a
Speaker 5: nut on efficiency.
Speaker 4: There's only one thing to do.
Speaker 3: George is gonna have to go down to the mill
Speaker 3: over the house and send out them typewriter's boy.
Speaker 4: Now, wait a minute, I ain't gonna do that.
Speaker 5: George sends him out to the Acne typewriter.
Speaker 4: Sir, I still ain't gonna do it, George.
Speaker 5: Mister Parker gave me the money to pay for him,
Speaker 5: three hundred and twenty.
Speaker 4: Dollars in k I be delighted to take the job.
Speaker 3: That's better, George.
Speaker 5: Now here's the money. Tell the Acne company to have
Speaker 5: them typewriters back the first thing Tuesday moment.
Speaker 4: Three dollars in cash. Look at that money there. There's
Speaker 4: a rule that would chooke a horse, jog a horse.
Speaker 5: Well, watch your step native dancer.
Speaker 4: Nibbling on it.
Speaker 1: Well, Kingfish, we got most of these typewriters out here.
Speaker 3: In the main office.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you for helping me.
Speaker 2: Look them out and there they're getting them all in
Speaker 2: one part here. I ain't been able to help you
Speaker 2: more with the lifting, but I got a little trouble
Speaker 2: with my back, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh you got the back ink?
Speaker 4: Yeah? God, what is nod in medicinal circles? There's no lyft.
Speaker 4: Titus had the cooler.
Speaker 2: And I can't pick up nothing heavy in a steagull.
Speaker 1: But this is the last of the typewriters, Kingfish, put
Speaker 1: it right down there. I don't mind helping you because
Speaker 1: I ain't seen much of you lately, you know, yea, well, I.
Speaker 4: Can splain that to the end. You see, you were
Speaker 4: on different social levels. Now where is.
Speaker 2: It? Don't behooves a man with a steady working way
Speaker 2: to mingle with the soup kitchen and the flophouse set.
Speaker 4: I gotta hoove myself in the upper brackets like I heard.
Speaker 1: Well, now that we got all the typewriters out here,
Speaker 1: who is this company you gotta call up to have
Speaker 1: them cleaned and overhaul?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: They actme a typewriter service, and they're kind of expensive.
Speaker 4: Or they choice ten dollars the typewriter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, say that's three hundred and twenty dollars. Show is
Speaker 1: a pile of money here, do man? I ain't see
Speaker 1: that much green stuff since the night my gal gotten
Speaker 1: mad at me and hit me in the face with
Speaker 1: a Caesar salad.
Speaker 4: Well, I better call up to act men, have him
Speaker 4: come over here.
Speaker 3: And get Hey, wait a minute, somebody at the door.
Speaker 3: I thought the office was closed up here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder who they could be. Not let them men? Uh? Yeah, sir,
Speaker 4: Can I help you? How do you do? How do
Speaker 4: you do?
Speaker 6: I'm a representative of the Jim Dandy Typewriter Service. Now
Speaker 6: I hear on the grape vine that you have some
Speaker 6: typewriters to be clean.
Speaker 4: They're going out to the Acme Company. They're gonna clean
Speaker 4: the moverhoul.
Speaker 6: Well, it's a fine company, neighbor. Nothing wrong with the
Speaker 6: Acme Company.
Speaker 4: I like the way they get back on their feet.
Speaker 3: Every time they go bankrupt. How much they charging.
Speaker 2: You, Well, they only gonna charge ten dollars a typewriter.
Speaker 3: Ten dollars, say, oh that is high.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what my friend. You know, I like you.
Speaker 6: I think I think I could shave our prince to
Speaker 6: seven dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I don't have nothing to do with it. I
Speaker 4: could shave it to five.
Speaker 2: Well, like I said my wife, uh five, excuse me,
Speaker 2: a minie, I want to talk to my friend your
Speaker 2: my business mess because now I'll come over here in
Speaker 2: my office when you step.
Speaker 4: Out over here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the matter?
Speaker 4: In vision?
Speaker 3: Looking at your forehead? There you done broke out in
Speaker 3: one of them monetary sweats.
Speaker 2: And the uh Southhire said that they act may are
Speaker 2: gonna charge ten.
Speaker 4: Dollars, and this fellow would do it for five. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I hear that.
Speaker 2: I don't know the exact figure on thirty two typewriters
Speaker 2: because I ain't got time to pro ride the thing.
Speaker 2: But my instinct tells me that this kind of rat
Speaker 2: and gonna make it most itself into a nice piece
Speaker 2: of cheese.
Speaker 4: Yeh yeah, come on, come on, uh mother, you said
Speaker 4: that Carl you'd like me.
Speaker 2: You're gonna shave the price down to five dollars the typewriter,
Speaker 2: that is right. Well, as long as he's all not enough, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wonder if you could you let the thing down
Speaker 2: to three.
Speaker 4: Dollars, three dollars.
Speaker 6: It's a deal, my friend.
Speaker 2: Well fine, now, the only thing is they want to
Speaker 2: typewriters back tuesday morning.
Speaker 4: Can you pick them up today today?
Speaker 6: If there's no moon, I'll have the boys back the
Speaker 6: truck up in the alley about nine o'clock tonight.
Speaker 1: Excuse me for protruding there, mister, but you is gonna
Speaker 1: pick up the typewriters at night.
Speaker 4: That is right, my friend.
Speaker 6: That's the way we are for a you'd be surprised
Speaker 6: how sunlight can kill our business.
Speaker 2: We got three dollars apiece. Now I'll see you three
Speaker 2: times thirty two.
Speaker 6: I figured to make it easy, and you're my friend.
Speaker 6: I'll make it one hundred and fifty dollars even.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, thank you, sir.
Speaker 2: Well there you let's do yeah, yeah, one one hundred,
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 6: There you, thank you, Thank you, my friend, thank you.
Speaker 6: We'll pick him up later.
Speaker 2: We does a minute, nine kiss. I one't get in
Speaker 2: touch with you. Where can I reach?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 6: Want to get in touch with me? When I just
Speaker 6: write my number here on this slip of paper. He there,
Speaker 6: you are. Just call any time after ten and ask
Speaker 6: for Sam.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, mister Sam, thank you very much. Pleasure
Speaker 2: to do with your business, with your good day, good day,
Speaker 2: nice fuller.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder how come he wiped off the doughnut
Speaker 1: with his handkerchief on the way out.
Speaker 2: The world is just father the superstitious And there, oh boy,
Speaker 2: look at the Sapphire. Give me three hundred and twenty
Speaker 2: bucks to get to take you by the clee and
Speaker 2: I getting it done for one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, that's some saving. Sapphire is going to be
Speaker 1: proud of you. That's going to be a nice packet
Speaker 1: for her boss.
Speaker 3: The pocket of pocket.
Speaker 2: Man, he says, somebody pocket in the packet.
Speaker 3: Oh, mister Parker.
Speaker 2: Well there's gonna be some pocketing around here, but pocket
Speaker 2: to packet is going to be pocketed at the same
Speaker 2: pocket that I think the packet is.
Speaker 4: Going to be pocketed in the first For what you get, mad,
Speaker 4: we got to thumb it up.
Speaker 2: And when this whole mess is over, the only thing
Speaker 2: mister Parker's gonna have.
Speaker 4: In his pocket is lint. That's what he.
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Speaker 2: Yes, and now made one hundred and seventy dollars poment
Speaker 2: on that typewritter deal. Pull a smartwin and the boy
Speaker 2: how far I'll never beat a wiser?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I want to upset you, non kingfish.
Speaker 1: But that full of sam that picked up the typewriters
Speaker 1: with as truck, little respicious of him. That suit he
Speaker 1: was wearing that looked like he got it along with
Speaker 1: five dollars on a handshake from the warden. Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: that was a Sam Quentin heron bone ifever I see one.
Speaker 4: Now as you mentioned it, and I didn't know it.
Speaker 2: That Sam and Per carried them typewriters out and sort
Speaker 2: of a lock stepped in there. Where's the phone? You're
Speaker 2: gonna call the police? It's not and you're just gonna
Speaker 2: put in a call for Sam and inquire what time Tuesday?
Speaker 2: He plans to deliver the typewriter's back here? Phone call
Speaker 2: like that, you know, put our minds at the ears?
Speaker 3: Yeah, mind of these, that's what we need.
Speaker 2: Yes, you make the call and there, oh let's talk
Speaker 2: about typewriters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, give me the underwood twitch here. Look at that.
Speaker 3: You won't meet to call Sam?
Speaker 4: Huh? Yeah he has number that yah on a slip
Speaker 4: of paper he give us. I keep it in my pocket. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: there a little phone called put our minds at Ears,
Speaker 4: you know?
Speaker 3: And sure, well wait a minute, there's answered. Hello, I'd
Speaker 3: like to speak to Sam.
Speaker 4: Was that.
Speaker 3: All the phone?
Speaker 4: It was not? Ane?
Speaker 3: He said, ain't no Sam, there and to tell him.
Speaker 3: You want Sam to typewriter man. Oh yeah, yeah, Hello,
Speaker 3: Hey mister, I want to speak to Sam the typewriter man.
Speaker 4: It was that.
Speaker 3: All the phone anything listen, this is Sheltz's delicatessen store.
Speaker 3: The man say he got ham, spam, jam and lamb,
Speaker 3: but he ain't got no Sam.
Speaker 4: Await with you? Was nothing this thing up? Let me
Speaker 4: have the tele Everyone there, okay? Here you is? Hello?
Speaker 8: He is?
Speaker 4: Does that water? Foods?
Speaker 2: That move one?
Speaker 4: Good? Now?
Speaker 2: Why are you telling my friend that you was shot
Speaker 2: the delicatessen when you knew that you was the Jim
Speaker 2: Dan the typewriter company.
Speaker 4: H h hold of phone. The man done swore at
Speaker 4: me in German.
Speaker 3: Hes. When did this phone call start putting our minds
Speaker 3: at ease? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 4: Hello, mister Schols, did you there? Uh?
Speaker 2: Mister Schuls, is you sure that among the salami and
Speaker 2: the past dram and the smoke here and you ain't
Speaker 2: got no Sam around somewhere? He's a shorts fellaw with
Speaker 2: a scar on his face. It was that, Well, did
Speaker 2: he come around there or he just comes down and
Speaker 2: use the phone? He left yesterday?
Speaker 4: What then took a quick trip to Mexico with a
Speaker 4: truck full of typewriters. Thank you, miss Show, thank you, sir. Yes, sir,
Speaker 4: if I was ever in the market for some sore
Speaker 4: brought and our call on you.
Speaker 2: And that Jim Dandy Man is a crook, oh me,
Speaker 2: and you know what the fella done went off with
Speaker 2: thirty two typewriters from the.
Speaker 4: Mail or the house.
Speaker 3: You know, Well, what are you gonna do, Kingfish?
Speaker 4: Handed, That's only one thing I can do.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go home and get that one hundred and
Speaker 2: seventy dollars and I gonna get out of town before
Speaker 2: Sapphire and Mama find out what had have done done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the stuff. Where has the money now?
Speaker 2: Well, I got it here in uh my super secret
Speaker 2: hiding place in the back bedroom up at the apartment.
Speaker 2: So long, boy, I'll write it from California. It's either
Speaker 2: this a jail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, be careful, Kingfish, because if Sapphire, that bulldog
Speaker 1: Mama has ever find out what you done, by the
Speaker 1: time that gets through it is the police is gonna
Speaker 1: be able to book you in four different precincts.
Speaker 2: Lucky for me that nobody's home now they get that
Speaker 2: one hundred and seventy dollars for my secret hiding places.
Speaker 2: Sa fire see me in this back room though? Is
Speaker 2: he gonna get respicious? Well, first I'll moved the dress
Speaker 2: out of the way. Now pull up this carpet where
Speaker 2: it's tacked down.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Then I'll pull up this board in the
Speaker 4: floor here.
Speaker 2: Now I get my hand right under the pipe there
Speaker 2: and get out the coffee can there.
Speaker 4: Will Now I'll take the lid off. Hmm.
Speaker 2: No money here, nothing but this piece of paper. Let
Speaker 2: me see what they say. I say, don't tear up
Speaker 2: the floor. We found it signed mama. Oh that horrible woman.
Speaker 2: She got a nose for money like a hoghas for swell.
Speaker 4: Well, I can't even know.
Speaker 3: We don't cock the weasel red handed?
Speaker 4: All right? George?
Speaker 5: Why'd you get that hundred and seventy dollars?
Speaker 4: Well? I uh, the thing is, I know you are.
Speaker 4: Would you believe me if I said what not? George Stevens?
Speaker 4: Where did that money come from? Right now?
Speaker 2: You see U, I'm saving it out of my lunch money,
Speaker 2: and I wanted to buy you a nice Christmas present.
Speaker 4: It's a little left egg that I've been sitting on
Speaker 4: where you can get off the nest your old rooster.
Speaker 4: Please use that money to pay the rent this afternoon.
Speaker 5: Did you say them typewriters out to the Acme Typewriter.
Speaker 4: Place like I told you to do? Well, No, I've
Speaker 4: been build there, Honey. I gonna do it the first
Speaker 4: thing in the morning. That's what I gonna do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you better you want me to lose my job, safire.
Speaker 4: I tell you he's up to something. I don't know
Speaker 4: what it is, but watch your step.
Speaker 2: Bolder, And there's only one thing to do. Call to
Speaker 2: Martu and have him come up and fit me for
Speaker 2: that naughty pine top coat.
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Speaker 2: have thirty two type brothers down at the mail lord
Speaker 2: the house one of the open's Tuesday morning. There's only
Speaker 2: one person left for me to turn to, and that's
Speaker 2: my lawyer, conquin Jay Calhoun.
Speaker 4: And here's his office. Say Calhoun, can I see you
Speaker 4: for something? Well, Kingfish, come on in, Calhoun.
Speaker 2: I tried to call you on the phone last night,
Speaker 2: but you wasn't in.
Speaker 4: Where was you? I was up to my new Gale's house.
Speaker 9: Yes, it's quite a girl, Kingfish.
Speaker 3: Yes, she got a hobby raising dog.
Speaker 9: Was I have twelve or fourteen dogs running around the
Speaker 9: plate and to do huh? Yeah, last night we were
Speaker 9: sitting close together on the sofa.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I reached over and turned out the light and then
Speaker 4: reached out for her.
Speaker 3: Give a great big kiss, man, What a nice wall
Speaker 3: kiss that was.
Speaker 9: But she turned the lights on, and there I was
Speaker 9: kissing the French koodle.
Speaker 4: French voodle. Yeah, but that didn't stop me.
Speaker 9: I reached o't one, turned out the lights again, then
Speaker 9: read for her again.
Speaker 4: You read this time I got a real sweet one.
Speaker 4: But she turned the lights on, and there I was
Speaker 4: kissling an Irish center.
Speaker 2: Went on and off.
Speaker 9: Cell man, how much it turned them lights on and
Speaker 9: off about five times before I got around her. Give
Speaker 9: the night king fit you is?
Speaker 5: Huh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, A lot of good smooching up there. I
Speaker 4: was who in a What I want to tell you
Speaker 4: last night is that I was in trouble.
Speaker 2: You see how I got mixed up in a crooked
Speaker 2: deal and I got to have thirty two typewriters by
Speaker 2: Tuesday the morning.
Speaker 4: Well, now let me see here.
Speaker 9: You know, when my brother was in school, he once
Speaker 9: got a typewriter free free.
Speaker 4: How to do that? Well, he only needed it for
Speaker 4: a month, and so.
Speaker 9: He got a typewriter on a Saturday free trial and
Speaker 9: then took it back.
Speaker 4: You know that the way the sales typewriters, you read
Speaker 4: the ads, You.
Speaker 2: Know, thirty dad free tr well, I couldn't that, Uh,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't uh uh uh Calhoun.
Speaker 4: I think I got a hold of something here. I
Speaker 4: can't wait a minute.
Speaker 9: Ain't nobody gonna give you thirty two typewriters on no
Speaker 9: free trust to on the.
Speaker 4: Chance I got.
Speaker 2: There's a big typewriter store over on the boulevard. But
Speaker 2: I don't need some help. Could you come over there
Speaker 2: with the Calhoun?
Speaker 4: Not right now? King, that's something important to do? Well,
Speaker 4: what you gotta do? Uh? I get handy to go
Speaker 4: with me. I guess what's so important you can't go?
Speaker 3: I gotta go see my cousin Murgatroit.
Speaker 4: Murgatroyd be Bob Hipster. How is that boy?
Speaker 9: Or he fined he's playing with a band o when
Speaker 9: the Green Hornet Night.
Speaker 4: Club over the Green Hornets.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and man, this something exciting happened up to the
Speaker 9: last night there's old Murgatroyd hooked up his elect to
Speaker 9: get taught to to win them high attention wives by mistake.
Speaker 4: High attention wise And.
Speaker 9: He didn't even know about it till he started the
Speaker 9: play the leader give the down beating Margotard hit one
Speaker 9: of them hot lips and that high voltage knocking twenty feet.
Speaker 4: In the air obacco once say hurt knocked Margaret trod.
Speaker 9: He come down off the ceiling, turned to the trombone
Speaker 9: play and said, man who makes these crazy range.
Speaker 1: Boy king fish? They got a lot of typewriters in
Speaker 1: this door, an't they look at her?
Speaker 4: And now remember mother backed me up and the other thing?
Speaker 4: Sa here come the man the wait on now?
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like his looks. He looked like a
Speaker 3: fellow that once repossessed an Essex car on me?
Speaker 4: May I help him?
Speaker 2: Well, we were just fooling buy and we have to
Speaker 2: notice your son in the window there the one that
Speaker 2: say thirty day free trial on any typewriter, or that's
Speaker 2: the deal on buying a typewriter here in it.
Speaker 3: That's right, All our typewriters are sold on that basis. Fine,
Speaker 3: we'll take thirty two of them. Thirty two, Yes, he
Speaker 3: writes a lot of letters. Well, that free trial has
Speaker 3: always applied on just one typewriter. I'm afraid we couldn't
Speaker 3: do it on thirty two.
Speaker 4: Well why not?
Speaker 2: What is the difference if one person gets thirty two
Speaker 2: typewriters or if thirty two people's each gets one typewriter.
Speaker 4: Well, it's just.
Speaker 10: Actually there's no difference, but I just don't like it.
Speaker 10: It's a good deal for you, mosteur of all the
Speaker 10: bookkeeping you'll save.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not only that.
Speaker 3: If something goes wrong, you only got one's fellow to
Speaker 3: throw on the clink to see you ain't gotta jam
Speaker 3: up the jail house with thirty two people. For you're right,
Speaker 3: I'll get the typewriter.
Speaker 4: Who what happened here? Now?
Speaker 2: Look, mother, say on the window. Thirty day a free
Speaker 2: trial on any typewriter. Now we want thirty two typewriters.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess if that's our offer, we'll have to
Speaker 3: stick to it. Naturally, we require a fifty dollars deposit
Speaker 3: on each machine.
Speaker 2: Well, now there, it's a minute here, Mosella. How can
Speaker 2: it be a free trialer? We gonna pay you fifty.
Speaker 3: Dollars, But you don't understand that's just a deposit. At
Speaker 3: the end of thirty days, if you're dissatisfied with the machines,
Speaker 3: we'll cheerfully refund draw money.
Speaker 4: Well, if that's all that is bothering you, you got
Speaker 4: nothing to worry about. We are dissatisfied right now. That's right.
Speaker 3: We hate everything to joint. Look, you can't take the
Speaker 3: typewriters without the deposit. That way you'd have the typewriters
Speaker 3: and we'd have nothing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but at the end of.
Speaker 2: Thirty days, when we are dissatisfied, we're gonna bring the
Speaker 2: typewriters back, and you're gonna have the typewriters and were
Speaker 2: gonna have nothing.
Speaker 4: Ain't that right?
Speaker 3: Well, yes, there you are, turn about us. Fair play
Speaker 3: and another thing. You'll get your nothing. Now we gotta
Speaker 3: wait thirty days. For hours, you're gonna be happy with
Speaker 3: nothing in the end. You might as be happy with
Speaker 3: it with nothing.
Speaker 4: Now, of course your right. Well, I'll get the typewriters out.
Speaker 9: Look, you've gonna true me again, coming wrong, mosle.
Speaker 3: I'll wait a minute, I'll look before you, fellows go on.
Speaker 3: I'd like to tell you something. A few years ago,
Speaker 3: I worked too hard. I had a nervous breakdown. I
Speaker 3: just want all the pieces. My nerves were so bad,
Speaker 3: I had the delusion. I was a parrot. I had
Speaker 3: to see a psychiatrist every day for six months, but
Speaker 3: he finally cured me. But if you too, don't get
Speaker 3: out of here. Do you know where I'm going to
Speaker 3: be at six o'clock tonight, knows where perched on the
Speaker 3: psychiatrist's count asking for cracker. Come on, come on, we
Speaker 3: got enough trouble out getting messed up with no parrots.
Speaker 11: Come on, well, any you say the Kingfish done got
Speaker 11: out of that tape by the message?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, as the Kingfish done sold his car, cashed
Speaker 3: in his insurance policies, and hopped everything he owns, and
Speaker 3: they got enough money to buy thirty two second hand typewriters.
Speaker 4: Oh me tell me this. Why did he go to
Speaker 4: the police and report the robbery?
Speaker 3: He knows the man hangs out around that Schultz's delicatessen.
Speaker 4: Maybe he got back from Mexico.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he mister Kingfish can't go to the police
Speaker 1: because them Sapphire had found out that they didn't send
Speaker 1: them to the acting company like it was a booster.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: And of course you had done what he was supposed
Speaker 2: to do in the first place, this would have never happened.
Speaker 4: Where at the king fees now.
Speaker 3: All they went on home.
Speaker 1: It costs him a lot of money, but at least
Speaker 1: the typewriters is up there now. And when the mail
Speaker 1: order house opens Tuesday, half fire.
Speaker 3: I'll never know what happened.
Speaker 5: The dear wom you come in here, George Stevens, Me
Speaker 5: and Mama wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you trying to do? Your for them?
Speaker 4: Get my daughter find what do you mean?
Speaker 5: We think it something was that when we found that
Speaker 5: money you was hiding. So I got out of bed
Speaker 5: and we went down to the mail order house an
Speaker 5: hour ago.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and our.
Speaker 3: Suspicions were right, Well no, weit a minute.
Speaker 5: Yes, you never did send them typewriters out to be clean,
Speaker 5: so Mama and me had to send them out ourselves.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think it was something else that you sent
Speaker 4: them out to the ACME company.
Speaker 5: Huh, No, they couldn't take them, George. But I happen
Speaker 5: to find this name and phone number in your coat pocket.
Speaker 5: A man named Sam answering the Jim Dan Typewriter Service
Speaker 5: picked up the thirty two typewriters half an hour ago.
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