Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart tag. You're about to get your
Speaker 1: names glazed by the.
Speaker 2: Great Chris Ray Go, Derek black Belt and Tom Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and
Speaker 1: prepare for some blazing glady from the bottom. They got
Speaker 1: that Lincoln Park song second your head. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the fucking radio. It's catchy. Yeah, it's not bad. I
Speaker 1: like that song anyway. That's my favorite Lincoln Park song.
Speaker 1: Down by the Bayou, good one. What the Start Tank podcast?
Speaker 1: It is me? Uh Chris, it is him? Uh Sweeney,
Speaker 1: it is him, Derek. Look at him over there. So
Speaker 1: when he's got grapes, I can't eat them because I'm
Speaker 1: allergic to the birch pollen. I guess I can have
Speaker 1: fruits if they're blended, though, So I don't really know
Speaker 1: what the fucking situation is. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: like a chemical reaction that happens when the skin is
Speaker 1: broken or what. But like it's fucking it confuses the
Speaker 1: hell out of me. I don't get it, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about it.
Speaker 3: I remember hearing this and this this could be very fake.
Speaker 3: I remember hearing this that someone people can have. Some
Speaker 3: people can have chocolate and peanut but together, peanut butter
Speaker 3: it together, but they're alerted to both of them separately. Really,
Speaker 3: I've heard that somewhere. It could be not true.
Speaker 1: Would you hear that. I'm like Beavis and butt heead
Speaker 1: or something. I definitely don't believe that one.
Speaker 3: That sounds crazy. Hurt it somewhere, I don't. I don't
Speaker 3: remember exactly where.
Speaker 1: I know you heard it somewhere. I get that. I
Speaker 1: believe I know. Make no mistake, I believe you heard it.
Speaker 1: I believe you believe they launched missiles from Hawaii or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe I heard it. I believe I believe
Speaker 3: I heard it. Yeah, that's I believe. I believe I
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: He's not even sure. I think I think I saw
Speaker 1: this somewhere once. I think I saw it. Well, whatever
Speaker 1: it's it's a bummer because I do like fruit a lot.
Speaker 1: I like grapes. I only have grapes pretty much once.
Speaker 1: I pretty much I only have grapes on New Year's
Speaker 1: because of that, like the Spanish tradition or whatever the fuck,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know about this. It's the Caribbean thing. I
Speaker 3: think it's giving people grapes that you love. It's like
Speaker 3: give us. It's like a three bunch.
Speaker 1: Of three or four.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't be talking about like in the
Speaker 4: infantilizing language.
Speaker 1: You you great people. No, No, I was not. You
Speaker 1: guys are wild over there, Jesus Christ. I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: I was just checking. I was just making sure and
Speaker 1: the water Latinos are different. Bro See, that's the kind
Speaker 1: of grape everybody's an allergic to. I think, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess you have no choice but not
Speaker 3: to imagine, but I reaction to like that happened to
Speaker 3: you and you get hives from it.
Speaker 1: I feel like you probably would in some way, you'd
Speaker 1: probably get like, you know, stress related hives, I would imagine.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, sure, absolutely. I have definitely been so
Speaker 1: stressed that my skin has fallen off. You know, it
Speaker 1: fell off, well, it fell out, Oh good guy, like
Speaker 1: your like actual skin was just hanging like your entire coating, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, isn't that what skin is? Though? Yeah? You
Speaker 1: never see those videos of a like lizard shedding their
Speaker 1: skin and then somebody puts like a not like not
Speaker 1: like industrial compressed air, but like normal like kind of
Speaker 1: like compressed air and it like blows their skin up
Speaker 1: and they look like bubble people. I've never seen it's
Speaker 1: like it's really cool. I've only seen one video and
Speaker 1: that's awesome. It's not they actually really like it because
Speaker 1: they want to get the skin off, you know. It's
Speaker 1: like megal weird though, watching watching because sometimes they can't
Speaker 1: shed all their skin properly, so they have to be
Speaker 1: helped and watching. I've seen videos of like bearded dragons
Speaker 1: getting their skin like kind of tweezed off, and like
Speaker 1: there's like sometimes it's like around the nose, in the nostril,
Speaker 1: the skin's like deep in there, yeah, and they pull
Speaker 1: it out and they they make a face that's like that.
Speaker 1: I understand what that feeling is, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Uncomfortable right, like be really invasive. The COVID check exactly,
Speaker 1: it's exactly that face in your throat someone puts it
Speaker 1: flat against what I was like, Hey, what boom. It's
Speaker 1: amazing how easy you could kill somebody giving them a
Speaker 1: COVID test. You definitely could. You could damage. You could
Speaker 1: definitely like hurt their nat you could definitely like because
Speaker 1: you can poke their brain. I don't think that's how
Speaker 1: there's a hole that leads right to your brain.
Speaker 4: And swab, Like if the swab is long enough, you
Speaker 4: can definitely jab someone's brain.
Speaker 3: The cavity is down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like you know, Caprice on, it's all
Speaker 4: it's all connected, man, it's all connected.
Speaker 1: It's all.
Speaker 3: It's all connected. You can get you can, like I
Speaker 3: scratched my brain all the time because I saw somebody else.
Speaker 1: This is real.
Speaker 3: I saw somebody put a corn kernel up their nose
Speaker 3: and it came out their eyelid.
Speaker 1: That's that's disgusting, But like, yeah, you can do that.
Speaker 1: That's actually fucking heinous. I saw that in person. People
Speaker 1: do that in person? In person? What kind of fucking
Speaker 1: who do you? Who you hanging out with?
Speaker 3: It was like we were like fourteen fifteen, we were
Speaker 3: at some like random I could do this, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I was like you what really.
Speaker 1: It's like something in a seven year olds accident.
Speaker 3: Like the moment I found it, I was like, you're
Speaker 3: not attracted. She was just a woman.
Speaker 1: Now It's amazing how quickly like somebody can do something
Speaker 1: that just makes him completely unattracted wildly.
Speaker 4: So sure, Yeah, I mean just imagine like you saw like, oh,
Speaker 4: there's the hottest girl I've ever seen, and she shits
Speaker 4: her pants.
Speaker 1: You're kind of like, ah, yeah, now I don't even
Speaker 1: love it. I'm good brother. No, No, I'm good brother.
Speaker 1: It's sorry, bro, that's so crazy. There's a Curby Enthusiasm
Speaker 1: episode about that where like he's Layer's dating somebody and
Speaker 1: then he bumps into a he bumps into a glass door,
Speaker 1: and she's immediately like, oh, that's it. Well because he's old,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like he's he's already enfeebled
Speaker 1: in some way, but like now he's like now he's
Speaker 1: like twice as feeble because he avoidable. This is a
Speaker 1: completely avoidable glass door. It's like something a fucking help
Speaker 1: like a bird, does you know what I mean? It's
Speaker 1: not a full grown man with like seventy plus years
Speaker 1: experience on this planet. Does. That's so funny.
Speaker 4: It's like that's like when women like try to downplay
Speaker 4: how abusive, Like everybody warned the hey, this guy beat
Speaker 4: his other fucking girlfriend. Oh no, he's gonna be different,
Speaker 4: you know, and like the signs are all there.
Speaker 1: Let's not go down this one. Let's not go down
Speaker 1: this one. And then you know where you're gonna be
Speaker 1: added for beating someone.
Speaker 3: No, but it's like I've made I've made these jokes before,
Speaker 3: and it's just like I feel bad, but like you
Speaker 3: feel bad, this is reality, Kingston. I know it's still unfortunate.
Speaker 3: Dragon punched fucking on the daily. I'm aware it's still unfortunate.
Speaker 3: Like I guess it depends on the woman.
Speaker 1: That's true. Like Anthony gets I think a woman getting
Speaker 1: beat by its nature is unfortunate, But what about yeah,
Speaker 1: or Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 3: Look, I think they suck and they deserves retribution, but
Speaker 3: like then them getting them getting beat is still on
Speaker 3: fortunate because it's it's a it's a it's a series
Speaker 3: of attribution. Are you talking about then, I don't know,
Speaker 3: fucking like im media eradication like fucking death by lightning
Speaker 3: or something like that, watching the woman get.
Speaker 1: The instant death.
Speaker 4: So yeah, electrocute it is fine, Yeah, because that's just
Speaker 4: that you're gone, like a both a big fat both
Speaker 4: lightning comes, watches over or gone. So it's the beating
Speaker 4: specifically of a problems beating somebody's intimate So what if
Speaker 4: what if Marjorie Taylor Green just got hit once really
Speaker 4: hard with a baseball bat.
Speaker 1: That's the little brutal. But being electrocuted a train hit
Speaker 1: her at two million miles a hour just distipates.
Speaker 3: Then that's different than I buy go to that. I
Speaker 3: would have that as a actual corporate Do you think we'll.
Speaker 1: Ever be able to cross that thresh? Do you think
Speaker 1: it makes something that goes to million? We can't survive
Speaker 1: how a bullet. So here's the problem for Jesus too
Speaker 1: much for humans.
Speaker 4: You can't like, there's nowhere on this earth to like
Speaker 4: even test that doesn't It doesn't make sense because even
Speaker 4: if you need to incrementally get there so you don't
Speaker 4: be crushed by g fours, you're you're you're worried, you
Speaker 4: need to.
Speaker 3: Go, not even you would get crushed by moving you
Speaker 3: can you can accle me to it.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying big flat two millions, fine, brother, I
Speaker 1: get I'm not saying you two miles an hour as
Speaker 1: in like a like a vehicle to sit in or
Speaker 1: like a motor of transportation. I'm just saying, like, can
Speaker 1: do you think we'll ever be able to throw something
Speaker 1: or launch something at two millions? Yeah?
Speaker 3: How fast is speed to like I don't like like
Speaker 3: it's like two miles you yeah, two miles and change.
Speaker 1: Look it up. You got a phone, look it up?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, actually got im to post something for how long?
Speaker 1: That's like when our friend Jaleen was so high and
Speaker 1: he was trying to order pizza for six hours.
Speaker 3: Just sitting there suffering from hunger, suffering from hunger.
Speaker 1: I remember is that it probably doesn't six hours is crazy,
Speaker 1: but I'm exaggerating, But it was like a hilariously long time.
Speaker 1: It felt like six hours. It was more like it
Speaker 1: definitely was over an hour though, Like he was trying to.
Speaker 3: Order this people, trying effort, couldn't do I've been that
Speaker 3: high before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just can't. I just can't get You're just stuck.
Speaker 1: You can't really do anything. Yeah, yeah, you're just into
Speaker 1: like us, You're locked in a cycle of just I
Speaker 1: can't do this. You're sad, You're depressed. I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't get up to go to the bathroom right now?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna use the bathroom, but I can't stand enough. I
Speaker 3: can't get up right now.
Speaker 1: God, thinking about thinking about like man, thinking about those
Speaker 1: times like when people would be like consistently high around
Speaker 1: me or like consistently drunk, Like they would be like
Speaker 1: there's like all right, I'm waking up, and I'll go
Speaker 1: into our our shared bathroom, and then Jama would just
Speaker 1: be asleep in the toilet. Basically, oh nice, just like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's one of these weekends that was so regular.
Speaker 3: Every one of those weekends like that should not be regular.
Speaker 1: It's kind of great. Well it was more regular than
Speaker 1: it is now, which is to say like now never, yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys are. It's like now it's like once a
Speaker 1: year maybe grown up now, yeah, we're all growed up,
Speaker 1: growed up three in your in your years, I know.
Speaker 1: It kind of clicks where it's just like you feel
Speaker 1: like you can't you can't do stupid shit anymore, not
Speaker 1: so much anymore.
Speaker 3: There's this contnu and they're very real on your body
Speaker 3: the consequent Like before it was like consequence in the ether,
Speaker 3: you know, where it's like if I get caught, then
Speaker 3: it's a problem, right, But now it's like if I
Speaker 3: do this, I'm gonna hurt myself. Then I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: to bring that problem back home to me.
Speaker 1: I'm noticing it with food more and more now where
Speaker 1: I'm just like the things I used to eat all
Speaker 1: the time and now like hurt me actively, or I'm
Speaker 1: just like a man. I don't know, like I feel
Speaker 1: myself thinking like oh I want that, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to deal with the afterwards because I know what
Speaker 1: the afterwards is. There's more. I'm like, I feel like
Speaker 1: I could separate those two for some reason, or like
Speaker 1: it didn't bother me as.
Speaker 3: Much, but I don't stream anymore. I love ice cream,
Speaker 3: don't do it.
Speaker 1: I never really liked ice cream.
Speaker 3: Tolerant you're not even violently so, but it's like I
Speaker 3: don't want to have it's enough. I don't want my stomach.
Speaker 1: Tried to those those pills. I just don't need ice
Speaker 1: cream ice cream.
Speaker 4: But it's every once in a while it's nice to
Speaker 4: have ice cream. So you know, the weird thing is I.
Speaker 1: This is real ship either because.
Speaker 4: You know your your body changes over time, right, so
Speaker 4: either mine changed again and or I built up my
Speaker 4: lactose intolerance to where I'm fine with lactose now because
Speaker 4: I haven't had a problem. The worst thing used to
Speaker 4: be like for whatever McDonald's ice cream or just like
Speaker 4: shitty ice cream.
Speaker 1: Shitty quality ice cream.
Speaker 4: Ice cream would fucking crush me because it was probably
Speaker 4: like the shittiest milk that they use. But I'm fine.
Speaker 4: I haven't had I haven't used those pills. Like I
Speaker 4: would always the lactai. Yeah, I'd never take a lactaate
Speaker 4: pill before. I remember Lacey was the one I suggested
Speaker 4: that to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was.
Speaker 2: Just like dumb, whatever, their ship everywhere, what do I do?
Speaker 2: Sit in my house, all over my room. Chris's girlfriend
Speaker 2: helped me. I have shitting shot.
Speaker 1: She probably said that. She said, I'm sure it was
Speaker 1: very it's very close to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you never looked up. Well you could do it
Speaker 3: fix this problem. No, I thought it was a problem
Speaker 3: that no one could fix.
Speaker 1: Never. Oh man, excuse me, I got a shitty good
Speaker 1: that was I think in like, introducing Lacy to the
Speaker 1: people that I knew was like the moment that I
Speaker 1: knew that, like, oh, I'm I I know like crazy people,
Speaker 1: like I know, like really like because everybody else that
Speaker 1: I've dated has been like kind of like more or
Speaker 1: less ingratiated, like they like I met them through these
Speaker 1: people or like they knew them already. But like she
Speaker 1: was the first person that I met from outside. I
Speaker 1: guess Barbara was too, but like that was the moment
Speaker 1: where I was like, oh, man, like I I'm you're
Speaker 1: fucking psychotic. You're a crazy person, sure you you specifically,
Speaker 1: I guess the most that I've ever met by far.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you something that fucking futon for that long.
Speaker 1: He sat on a futon with one leg missing. He
Speaker 1: was always like, I'm surprised he didn't grow the wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a like when a baby, like a baby is
Speaker 1: like has too much pressure on one like when he
Speaker 1: sleeps on one side too long and his head ends
Speaker 1: up flat. Yeah, it's gross, dude.
Speaker 3: I looked at you flat heads of the bed that is
Speaker 3: like upsessed with the idea of like I want to
Speaker 3: find a baby and flat in the back of its head,
Speaker 3: like slapped the back of its head, the flat of
Speaker 3: its head, I'm like, the flat of its head.
Speaker 1: Like bending the head. Hammerhead baby, ooh a hammerhead baby.
Speaker 4: Now you're cooking, they'll be sick as like you're like,
Speaker 4: you have the baby and then you can also you know,
Speaker 4: hit a few things with.
Speaker 1: It when you need to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's pretty slotted into something,
Speaker 3: just slattered into something, and it's like.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like Ricky Berwick is almost
Speaker 1: like they tried, that's what that was. He's actually not
Speaker 1: even disabled person. He is kind of is actually the
Speaker 1: results of it not finishing the metamorphous. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, put him in a cocoonie comes out perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like an Adam Warlock ass motherfucker anyway, comes out glistening.
Speaker 1: Whatever. We're going to start Tank podcast the snock Tank
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Speaker 1: patron dot com, slash the snark Tank if you want
Speaker 1: to go over there, ask us questions, contribute to the show. Uh,
Speaker 1: we got a couple of things to talk about today.
Speaker 1: We got which one do you want to I kind
Speaker 1: of want to start with the the this, this. We
Speaker 1: got some updates on the Epstein stuff, of course, which
Speaker 1: is fun. The Uh yeah, I can't I could have warmed.
Speaker 1: We talked about this last time, but like and we
Speaker 1: did in some sense. Yeah, But there's been like a
Speaker 1: couple things that for some reason I thought happened a
Speaker 1: while ago that didn't. But uh, what is the excuse
Speaker 1: that they're given now? It's like, are you still talking
Speaker 1: about this well, it.
Speaker 4: Was specifically Trump's the only one. Pam BONDI had a
Speaker 4: response ready, right, they're doing an interview. She was sitting
Speaker 4: right next to Trump after I'm sure she blew them
Speaker 4: because that's the only reason she's there. Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: she was like, oh, yeah, let me respond to your
Speaker 4: your shit. Obviously I'm prepared, and he was like, wait,
Speaker 4: hold on a second, and he just gives the excuses.
Speaker 1: Are we still talking about this guy?
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 1: Are we still talking about this creep? It's like guilty,
Speaker 1: like me, You're guilty. You've never seen someone so clearly
Speaker 1: guilty in my fucking light, dude, are you? Are we still?
Speaker 1: Why are we still.
Speaker 6: Talking about this guy? He's just a world renowned pedophile
Speaker 6: with connections.
Speaker 1: To every world leader and especially mysteriously and why are
Speaker 1: we talking about it? We gave you the footage of
Speaker 1: which there is an entire minute missing. Did you see that?
Speaker 1: By the way, to the excuse for that, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's just standard procedure for like foote savannash And I
Speaker 1: was like, She's what that doesn't that's not even true
Speaker 1: off like anything that's not even true of like commercial
Speaker 1: surveillance like your own like like dash cams or like
Speaker 1: ring camera. A fucking minute, Yeah, a minute of footage
Speaker 1: just kind of vanishes every now and again. I don't what.
Speaker 1: I don't believe. And she had the audacinit in that minute.
Speaker 1: He killed himself too in that minute, and that minute she.
Speaker 4: Had the audacity to say off that, oh uh yeah,
Speaker 4: we're working on getting the other footage so we can
Speaker 4: show you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you guys are gonna spend a second thinking
Speaker 4: about this. Once the fucking once the press is over,
Speaker 4: like you know what I mean, they're like, oh, good,
Speaker 4: we put this out into the ether.
Speaker 1: We can fuck off now. I thought. There's so many
Speaker 1: excuses that I see now and it's so insane. It's
Speaker 1: just like, oh, we can't show the videos because it's
Speaker 1: like it's obviously like illicit material involving children. And it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well fair, I don't want to see them, you don't,
Speaker 1: but I want to know who was in there. It's like,
Speaker 1: and I saw it was like, oh, what if there's
Speaker 1: no faces in the videos. If there's no faces in
Speaker 1: the videos, then it's useless. Yeah, then there's no there's
Speaker 1: no point even fucking talking about it this long. What
Speaker 1: are we saying? Yeah, this is so insane. They've moved
Speaker 1: that goal post for a thousand It's like I'm watching
Speaker 1: somebody play like like SimCity and they're just like maybe, actually, no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna like in real time. It's like, actually the
Speaker 1: hospitals will be here now, and it's just like, I
Speaker 1: don't even know what to say at this point. It's
Speaker 1: so clearly and to be fair, to be fair, a
Speaker 1: lot of people are actually like upset about it in
Speaker 1: his camp, which I'm actually surprised by. I thought, like
Speaker 1: for sure that they would just like turn a blind eye,
Speaker 1: and some of them are, no, no doubt. There's definitely
Speaker 1: some stragglers who are just like, no, I love Trump anyway,
Speaker 1: but like a lot of them are actually kind of
Speaker 1: turning on him, which is really nice to see. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how. I don't know how long that
Speaker 1: will last, because usually it always it's always like like
Speaker 1: a sheep kind of running away from you know, and
Speaker 1: then the dog comes and barks it back into fucking line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but uh, I think he's losing to people.
Speaker 3: He's not, he's not losing his fucking flop, but he's
Speaker 3: he's a sentiment to him as getting fucked up.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, that's a problem. And I saw Alex Jones
Speaker 1: interviewing Judge Joe Brown or whatever, and he has like
Speaker 1: this whole it's like, actually, maybe, like maybe this actually
Speaker 1: does make sense. Maybe he was like maybe he's going
Speaker 1: along with it, but like eventually he's gonna blackmail the
Speaker 1: deep state. And it's like you're cooked. You're just like, Alex,
Speaker 1: why was he he's Judge Joe Brown. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'm correct.
Speaker 4: It's probably Joe You're you're talking about that guy that
Speaker 4: with the TV show. Yeah, No, it's not that guy.
Speaker 1: Do you know who it is? It's somebody with a
Speaker 1: name like that. I don't know who. I would have
Speaker 1: to see. Yeah, uh. I saw him in his car
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna, I'm gonna vomit. I'm about to Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm He's like trying to not throw up.
Speaker 4: And this reminds me of when Trump sent all the
Speaker 4: missiles in Aysteria back in twenty eighteen and Alex Jones
Speaker 4: lost his mind.
Speaker 1: No, it is Judge Joe Brown.
Speaker 4: So Joe Brown's a fucking conspiracy theorist. Because that's the
Speaker 4: only reason they'd be talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's not the black guy, Judge Joe Brown,
Speaker 1: right course, not right, that's are you are you crazy?
Speaker 1: I mean, he's definitely whiter now, but he's why does
Speaker 1: he look like that now? He's pale and is because
Speaker 1: he's super old? Yeah? Probably is that the same guy,
Speaker 1: unless it's just the guy his name is, that's my
Speaker 1: first name, is actually Judge, unless he's a professional impressionist.
Speaker 3: Of Judge Row Judge Brownson, look like that. I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know what that.
Speaker 4: Remembering Joe Brown from the fucking nineties, Like you're probably
Speaker 4: remembering him from like the early two thousands or something,
Speaker 4: and it's been several decades, been a few decades since.
Speaker 1: Look happening. I don't look, this is the first time
Speaker 1: I've ever seen this guy is.
Speaker 3: Judge Judy that comes out it looks like fucking I
Speaker 3: don't know, Like Casey knightsta is like, that's not that's
Speaker 3: not fucking that's not Judge Judy.
Speaker 1: That's Casey Knights.
Speaker 4: Well, look, Judge Judy and all them, you know, they
Speaker 4: do all this stuff to keep their faces in place,
Speaker 4: and then men just let themselves melt.
Speaker 1: You know, like that guy, that guy probably just Ate Gavels.
Speaker 1: He was the guy that aid fucking what's his name,
Speaker 1: Hank not Hank Hank Hill, know, the fucking guy h
Speaker 1: Dean Normal, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Oh, Mike, Its like Mike Erman Trout, but like I
Speaker 3: don't know, he probably tried I don't know, kool aid ones.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy. I accidentally watched it already of
Speaker 1: Breaking Bad again accidentally. Actually, I don't know how you can.
Speaker 1: I just I mean I started up like not intending
Speaker 1: to pay attention, and then I watch it again. That's
Speaker 1: your comfort show, It's not really. I just I think
Speaker 1: like every time I watch it, I like it more,
Speaker 1: which is I find it as a rare thing for me,
Speaker 1: like usually like I find flaws and things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I started watching a fullmental Acclaimists Brotherhood
Speaker 4: again because I haven't seen him forever. I was just
Speaker 4: thinking about it. I probably been seen it since the
Speaker 4: very early twenty tens. Yeah, and uh, just time creeps
Speaker 4: away from me. You think I'm like I saw it recently,
Speaker 4: Like no, I did not. I saw it almost half
Speaker 4: my life, like goal, and I was like, oh okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know what show I watched very often. Nothing.
Speaker 1: You don't watch anything. I feel like I watched television
Speaker 1: pretty often. I feel like you only watch you only watch, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you only watch cars, people getting babeladed by train tracks
Speaker 1: and the platform very very violently. Guy, I saw, dude,
Speaker 1: my Twitter feed like is fucked because like it's just
Speaker 1: it's just it'll be like a Twitter account that's called
Speaker 1: like extreme violence. It's just like some dude exploded, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, why is this in between? It's crazy.
Speaker 3: I saw a video of a guy trying to work
Speaker 3: on a fucking like like a fucking I don't know,
Speaker 3: uh like electric wiring, no classic, and he got zapped
Speaker 3: and he went super said moments, I really like you
Speaker 3: saw like the lightning outside of him and what was
Speaker 3: probably a skeleton.
Speaker 1: It probably must be an amazing it's probably an amazing feeling.
Speaker 1: For exactly a fraction of a second, I don't think
Speaker 1: he's amazing. Think. I bet it's probably because you're you
Speaker 1: probably feel like, WHOA, I'm so strong, And then you know,
Speaker 1: you don't think I think you feel a lot of pain.
Speaker 1: No electricity is like what makes you live, so like,
Speaker 1: imagine having more of that. Oh oh yeah, it's only
Speaker 1: up here. Really, I bet Kingston. I bet if you interviewed,
Speaker 1: if you interviewed car crash victims, if you interviewed lightning
Speaker 1: strike people, people who are struck by lightning and live,
Speaker 1: I bet they would tell you that for a moment
Speaker 1: they felt amazing. Yeah, the while their heart doesn't work
Speaker 1: right anymore, or the half of it. It's not that
Speaker 1: their heart doesn't work right, it's that their heart works
Speaker 1: so good that their body can't handle it. Yeah, it's overcharge, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this d battery is more good than this, A
Speaker 3: battery that fits in remote, but it can't contain it,
Speaker 3: so it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Right. That's exactly right, it's exactly congratulations, you got it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your car battery to roll control. It's crazy, You're
Speaker 4: just it's too much power and then like it explodes.
Speaker 1: Exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like that. It's like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is good power. But then bam. That's what the
Speaker 1: remote told me at least. Oh anyway, shut up, I'm
Speaker 1: not crazy anyway. Yeah, the excuse is, uh, why are
Speaker 1: you still talking about this guy? Why are we still talking?
Speaker 1: That's the I like that.
Speaker 4: I just want once for him to be prepared, you know,
Speaker 4: like Pam Bondi came with a response, it's bullshit. But
Speaker 4: a lot of the dumb ass bass it's not even
Speaker 4: about the base, it's it's the uh, the grifters in
Speaker 4: Charlottean's here's the information that you're supposed to relate to
Speaker 4: your retarded constituents, right right, So like that's her assignment.
Speaker 4: Trump interrupts her off the cuff with why are we
Speaker 4: still talking about this guy?
Speaker 1: It's like retard big news just happened about this guy.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Why why do you think the reporters asking when there
Speaker 4: was just breaking news Epstein did nothing wrong, because.
Speaker 1: You know, it's infuriating about it. What's infuriating about is
Speaker 1: is that like this would be a great opportunity for
Speaker 1: the Democrats to do to use this, but then they're
Speaker 1: they're just not because I wonder why, Yeah, I would,
Speaker 1: I would like it's clearly they're implicated as well, yes,
Speaker 1: but it's it's so frustrating because like this is like
Speaker 1: the one obvious win that you have. This is the
Speaker 1: most I've ever seeing his base divided, and you can't
Speaker 1: even take advantage of it because you're gonna gonna protect
Speaker 1: the peace too, like, oh, Clinton's so cool, though, I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to get Bill Clinton.
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton's in trouble, he's ninety nine or some shit
Speaker 1: like who cares one of the bus.
Speaker 4: But then it's like, oh, Hillary, they're gonna so Hillary's
Speaker 4: probably Hillary knows about all that shit.
Speaker 1: Man, But then we're gonna implicate the woman who fucking
Speaker 1: ruined everything. I don't want to. Oh Jesus Christ, it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's so infurious, it's disgusting.
Speaker 4: It's like, I just hate that all those retarded mag
Speaker 4: of people only focused on the left, clearly protecting Bill
Speaker 4: Clinton and a bunch of fucking freaks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what about well, the Democrats, To be fair,
Speaker 1: the left doesn't like them at all, but like, I know,
Speaker 1: you mean.
Speaker 4: Well what I mean, It's just like it's just like
Speaker 4: one of those things where yeah, specifically Democrats, Yeah yeah, yeah, so,
Speaker 4: but it just makes me so mad that I'm like, bro,
Speaker 4: no one else on this earth has more pictures with
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Epstein fucking had a house fucking essentially down the
Speaker 4: street from him in like fucking Palm Beach or wherever.
Speaker 4: The fuck in Florida fucking flew on his plane all
Speaker 4: the fucking time. Like, there's so many ties, so many pictures,
Speaker 4: so much, and there's willing to ignore all of it
Speaker 4: and only just focus on Well, clearly Bill Clinton is involved,
Speaker 4: and there's a weird painting of him and all that stuff,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, why, how could you be selective when
Speaker 4: it comes to pedophiles?
Speaker 1: Man, Like, I've not seen a single person defend Bill
Speaker 1: Clinton ever, you know what I mean, Not once on
Speaker 1: my timeline even slightly have I seen that never, So
Speaker 1: like it's it's weird to see like the opposite. It
Speaker 1: just makes it's very confusing. It sucks. It sucks, man,
Speaker 1: fucking sucks.
Speaker 4: We're just like, can we please at least, at the
Speaker 4: very least, can we get the pedophile out of here?
Speaker 4: And then then we'll go to the couch fucker, you know,
Speaker 4: Like I'll deal with fucking jd Vance because yeah, he
Speaker 4: can't whip anybody in anything. Imagine if jd Vance had
Speaker 4: a big, beautiful Bill and then there was a bunch
Speaker 4: of Republicans like, nah, this is stupid. He's not gonna
Speaker 4: whip him into fashion, and he sucks. Now, I would
Speaker 4: love that. I would love this is Trump though for
Speaker 4: some reason you saw some of the some of the
Speaker 4: people in the house were like, oh, he's so great.
Speaker 4: Like he came over and he gave me merch, and
Speaker 4: he said that gave me I swear to God.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, oh, are you kidding? I
Speaker 1: swear to God. They got wooed by him giving them
Speaker 1: fucking merch. Trump merch. He gave me a brooch that
Speaker 1: said mercaele.
Speaker 4: You know how like say Kevin Spacey and House of
Speaker 4: Cards woul whip people like. It was like real whipping.
Speaker 4: It was like, oh, this is a person with political
Speaker 4: power and a lot of charisma. I'm just like, I'm
Speaker 4: fucking dumb and gay and here's some merch. And they're like, oh, oh,
Speaker 4: like that's it, that's all you wanted. I like this
Speaker 4: shirt of me that says Daddy's Home on it.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. I wish I wish
Speaker 1: everyone would wear it personally. That would be my SS uniform.
Speaker 1: Everybody walking around with a silhouette of me and it
Speaker 1: says Daddy's Home and impact fun maybe comic sense.
Speaker 4: Maybe God like, yeah, comic sense. It's gotta be comic sense,
Speaker 4: copper plate, gothic bowls. He is a nice third choice.
Speaker 1: There's no way he knows that is. I do think
Speaker 1: the idea, like I do like him being very knowledgeable
Speaker 1: on specific things that he has no business, Like him
Speaker 1: being like the color grading on this photo is completely off,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like him pulling out like
Speaker 1: vocal that makes like what why do you like? Oh?
Speaker 1: What the heck? The aperture on this lens is crazy?
Speaker 1: Like when did you get into photography? I really love it?
Speaker 1: Deo Kajima, That's what that's like, the ghost answer. Like
Speaker 1: even just knowing who he is, David Hater did a
Speaker 1: great job, Like what the fuck if he was actually
Speaker 1: vaultable glass if he, dude, if he dropped like the
Speaker 1: vaulted glass, if he if he had any knowledge of
Speaker 1: that stuff, he would probably be unstoppable. Actually, Like if
Speaker 1: he was able to drop like elite ball knowledge on
Speaker 1: that ship, like gamer culture and like pander to them,
Speaker 1: like he'd be kind of unstoppable. Yeah, we'd be fucked.
Speaker 1: He would be completely fucked if he was, like I
Speaker 1: love War Frame, it would be fucking We're done.
Speaker 3: Like you know, thirty three had a really story about.
Speaker 1: He might even clouds, he might even some people that
Speaker 1: hate him. Cloud stripes. Buster Sword is uh really entreated
Speaker 1: a design, and I'm really excited for his magic. The
Speaker 1: gatherings over it's over.
Speaker 6: Xbox Game Passes unprofitable, but damn is good.
Speaker 1: I really need to make Xbox Game Pass great again.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like how you would say
Speaker 1: mad but make Xbox Game Pass great again, bringing Mixed Book.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, whatever, it's actually too much for
Speaker 1: me to do.
Speaker 3: I'm really too many considents. I'm really enjoying.
Speaker 1: It's like he's gargling grimly.
Speaker 3: This current ARCA one Piece is really interesting. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: he got to leave, it's over, loofy. If he says
Speaker 3: anything about like one piece, it's over. Actually they have
Speaker 3: they they sucked like one Piece fans they're loyal, and.
Speaker 1: The Pokemon fans one Pokemon Disney. What's the one anime
Speaker 1: that unites everybody? One Piece?
Speaker 3: No, no, what you say it's one piece? One piece
Speaker 3: is so unanimously Maybe then probably dragon Balls. Probably thro
Speaker 3: anyone that's seen one Piece, it's probably the dragons.
Speaker 1: Dragon Ball is the most popular. We know people who
Speaker 1: see one piece because the same I guess and yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what you mean. People like no one that
Speaker 1: you're like one your friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that Rugby is a little older than your
Speaker 3: little little younger than your little.
Speaker 4: Young Yeah, it's just like what you missed, the unanimously
Speaker 4: through culture of the culture. It doesn't matter where you
Speaker 4: go on the earth. The the anime is dragon Ball.
Speaker 4: By fucking fault, dragon Ball, it is the default.
Speaker 3: Dragon Ball is the most popular, is the one that
Speaker 3: got sped off the world first, right, It's default people
Speaker 3: think generally. Right now in modern times, one piece is
Speaker 3: so fucking not. One piece is more popular popularity, It's
Speaker 3: much more popular than dragon Ball, other than Pokemon is.
Speaker 1: Just culturally it has no impact. So it's not to me.
Speaker 1: It's not to me. It's not to the same degree.
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying. It is also to you,
Speaker 1: but you're also correct. What is what I mean?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to I'm trying to be objective just by
Speaker 4: seeing meural arts, fucking voice recognition, name recognition.
Speaker 3: One piece, So dragon Ball, I would say, dragon Ball's voice,
Speaker 3: act like I'm on the fucking.
Speaker 1: Street and be like, who's Goku? And ve Cheetah so
Speaker 1: many people say that who's Loofy?
Speaker 3: And I don't know another person for a lot.
Speaker 1: Now you know Loofy.
Speaker 3: Nafees are like, I like, I know it. So I
Speaker 3: come from a big of a minute amount of bias,
Speaker 3: but I understand that one bit as popular. Well, you
Speaker 3: guys when they do when they do the Dodgers games
Speaker 3: for the one piece giveaways, the stands are packed beyond compare.
Speaker 3: Whenever there's a one piece of collab in anything, it
Speaker 3: sells out immediately like it might. It's not dragon Ball,
Speaker 3: it is not dragon Ball. It does not have the longevity,
Speaker 3: the staying power of dragon Ball's had. But if there's
Speaker 3: an anime right under it, it is one piece.
Speaker 1: I don't write it. You know what it is? I
Speaker 1: think I think it is. I think it's the fact
Speaker 1: that one piece is still going. So it's kind of
Speaker 1: like you're still you're kind of still here and you're
Speaker 1: still doing things, whereas dragon Ball kind of like it
Speaker 1: happens and then it's done for a while and then
Speaker 1: it happens again, like it takes long hiatuses. So the
Speaker 1: fact that they're even comparable, despite the fact that one
Speaker 1: piece has consistently been happening is kind of a mark
Speaker 1: towards Dragon Ball and the fact that like the staying
Speaker 1: power of something that is not really relevant but still
Speaker 1: that big.
Speaker 3: Because when it comes to Japanese eye piece, the biggest
Speaker 3: one is the Pokemon. Everybody mom and knows Pokemon.
Speaker 1: That's probably true, the biggest, that's the most profitable one,
Speaker 1: for sure, it's the biggest. It's the most problem, especially
Speaker 1: because it's it's probably right. I wouldn't it's it's a
Speaker 1: child brand. But what I'm thinking of is culturally cultural impact.
Speaker 1: Pokemon is called culture impact, but I think.
Speaker 4: You might like it's it's it's hard to say, I
Speaker 4: just because when I'm thinking about all age demographics, Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon,
Speaker 4: it's people that did it. Like my mom doesn't give
Speaker 4: a flying fuck about Pokemon. Mom My mom thinks dragon
Speaker 4: ball is interesting. Your mom might be able to identify
Speaker 4: big at you, huh being. But what I mean is
Speaker 4: I'm talking about cultural impact, not just knowledge. I think
Speaker 4: I'm talking about cultural impacts the inside. Definitely, it's.
Speaker 1: It's not yeah, it's not the same thing. I think
Speaker 1: I've seen so many gokus in places that I should
Speaker 1: not have seen. Absolutely where like that kind of alone
Speaker 1: is like I know what both of you were saying.
Speaker 1: I think they're both pretty huge. I think right now,
Speaker 1: the more popular one as far as like what people
Speaker 1: care about it and like what's interesting is definitely one
Speaker 1: Piece because it's still happening and it's a you know,
Speaker 1: it's new. Yeah, so I guess, but if you want
Speaker 1: to say so, I do. Like there's.
Speaker 4: Even if you want to put on the same level,
Speaker 4: like say I would say Dragon Ball Pokemon Pokemon just
Speaker 4: by sure numbers, probably just more because it is way
Speaker 4: easier to identify Pikachu because it's a weird yellow fucking
Speaker 4: rat thing versus like Goku, which there might be some
Speaker 4: very ancient people that are like I think I know
Speaker 4: what that is, but oh, that's that dumb yellow thing
Speaker 4: that my dumb grandson kid always plays Pikachu or something.
Speaker 1: They might know that.
Speaker 4: N I say, like when I think like this is
Speaker 4: what I'm like, I'm trying to think of like everything
Speaker 4: that I've ever been a part of.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen very many.
Speaker 4: I but see, Like what I'm talking about is just
Speaker 4: when I think about what people the stupid headband the things.
Speaker 1: One piece for a while, because I like, for a
Speaker 1: hot minute, I'm.
Speaker 4: Not thinking of like flavor of the month. I'm thinking
Speaker 4: about like staying.
Speaker 1: Power, like ass like I'm just wondering that's because it's
Speaker 1: still The thing is, it's like we don't know if
Speaker 1: one piece has staying power because it's just happening still.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, but you know, I mean I just
Speaker 1: haven't seen much one piece stuff outside of people that
Speaker 1: love anime. I agree. That's the thing that's.
Speaker 3: One piece is that like if you if you if
Speaker 3: you are absorbing one piece you love anime, there's no
Speaker 3: way you're watching that much of it.
Speaker 4: You're talking about what if you don't like the form
Speaker 4: of media, but like you should absolutely, I feel like
Speaker 4: it's just transcended. Like say, you can hate anime. I
Speaker 4: think it's the dumbest shit ever. But you're like, I
Speaker 4: don't know that it's kind of cool that that's kind
Speaker 4: of like what I've seen with a lot of especially
Speaker 4: in black and brown cultures, which that usually a lot
Speaker 4: of times wouldn't be caught dead watching a lot of anime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, once upon a time, once at some point, Yeah,
Speaker 1: not anymore.
Speaker 3: Do you think is like the black people minorities love
Speaker 3: its insane, but I hate it.
Speaker 1: Let me let me posit something to you guys. Hate it? God, God,
Speaker 1: I want to go. I don't know if this this
Speaker 1: s thought just came into my head and I think
Speaker 1: it makes sense, but it also feels wrong but feels
Speaker 1: right at the same time. I feel like more people
Speaker 1: know Pikachu than they know Pokemon. Yeah. That's a hard
Speaker 1: one because I feel like a lot of people have
Speaker 1: heard the word Pokemon. Right. Do you mean, like say,
Speaker 1: just by like they don't know the name, but they
Speaker 1: know the thing, right. I think I think more people.
Speaker 1: I think more people, like flat out like just on
Speaker 1: a pure numbers conversation, right, I think more people know
Speaker 1: Pikachu on site than they would recognize Pokemon. I think
Speaker 1: those I think those numbers are still like mega high,
Speaker 1: but for both of them, and I think they're both
Speaker 1: like so large as to be like irrelevant.
Speaker 3: More people would be able to identify Pikachu and identify
Speaker 3: Pikachu's a Pokemon, right, Yeah, exactly easily.
Speaker 1: Because I remember my my I remember my my aunt. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's so funny to think about it. I remember like
Speaker 1: I had like a Pikachu garden. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: is that a Digimon. It's like, you know Digimon, but
Speaker 1: you know Pikachu. That's pretty, that's so interestascinating, very interesting.
Speaker 1: But like it's those experiences that I'm like, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure there, but I'm also sure that there are people
Speaker 1: who would look at like it. Did you want to
Speaker 1: be like? Is that a Pokemon? Is that from Monster Rancher?
Speaker 1: That would be fun to hear an elderly voice say,
Speaker 1: Monster Rangers. How do you know that? You know? You know,
Speaker 1: I know people don't know I have the phantom pain. No,
Speaker 1: that's from Metal on A on a saying you'd be crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like my if my great aunt was like, is
Speaker 1: that Metal Gear Solid ground Zeros? Grandma? You didn't play, Grandma?
Speaker 1: You played the interstitial Metal Gear Solid game from twenty fourteen,
Speaker 1: didn't you? Are you stupid? You stupid?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, someone asked you are you stupid? That
Speaker 3: would that's my trigger. That is my greatest trigger. Somebody's like, dude,
Speaker 3: you know about you know about fucking internal combustion.
Speaker 1: Because they have to answer, it's like no, it's.
Speaker 3: Funny because it's like that's the that's the get out
Speaker 3: of Joe free card. When like someone asked you a question.
Speaker 3: They just want to know because clearly they're confused.
Speaker 1: Somebody asked me to today why do you simp for
Speaker 1: illegal immigrants? Because I was talking about Alligator Alcatraz being
Speaker 1: like uh or like people calling the people calling it
Speaker 1: an immigration detention facility as like soft language for like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a concentration and so so peop were like,
Speaker 1: why are you always simping for Why do you simp
Speaker 1: for illegal immigrants? What are you doing? Why are we
Speaker 1: the only people who are not allowed to enforce our border? What?
Speaker 1: Why are you so stupid?
Speaker 4: I want look when that person that person that said that,
Speaker 4: when they jaywalk, I want them to go into a.
Speaker 1: Contra Yeah, like a little concentration, a little centration camp.
Speaker 1: Like I want them to go into contraction. They're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, this is so extreme. I didn't even anybody
Speaker 1: treat another human like that. It's so it's not it's
Speaker 1: not genuinely genuinely with the exception of like with the
Speaker 1: exception of uh, pedophiles, probably there's really not anybody that
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable putting in a concentration camp of any kind,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, I just like, what
Speaker 1: do you and even that's debatable to me, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I would rather than just like go
Speaker 1: into a colosseum and fight, but I think there's a
Speaker 1: lot more interesting there. But it just seems like a
Speaker 1: basic human thing where it's like, yeah, you don't want
Speaker 1: to keep people who their crime is just being somewhere
Speaker 1: that they shouldn't legally be Like to me, it's more
Speaker 1: of a moral crime, it is where I'm standing, This
Speaker 1: is my perspective. It's more of a moral uh crime
Speaker 1: to rip people away from their families and separate parents
Speaker 1: from children then it is for somebody to be in
Speaker 1: a country illegally, Like I just don't it's like jaywalking
Speaker 1: to me, where it's just like, yeah, you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: doing that, but I'm not gonna. I don't know, like
Speaker 1: do I care really, I think, you know, it just
Speaker 1: doesn't feel like it doesn't feel what makes no.
Speaker 4: You're you're it's not I think that should be objective.
Speaker 4: I feel irently think that should be obviously objective, ripping
Speaker 4: someone away from their fucking family, especially because you know,
Speaker 4: you know, to hit their numbers, they're taking people who
Speaker 4: are not violent offenders, people who are not doing crimes.
Speaker 4: They're just working. They're just working, they're just trying to
Speaker 4: provide their family. And if you think there's something wrong
Speaker 4: with that, then you fucking don't like the American experience.
Speaker 4: You don't give a fuck about the American dream, you
Speaker 4: don't care about America specifically, because that was the whole
Speaker 4: idea of it. I'm gonna come to America and make
Speaker 4: myself something I'm gonna provide.
Speaker 1: For my family.
Speaker 4: Real it's really it's islands type shit. You know, nobody
Speaker 4: was worried about fucking being like, oh do I have
Speaker 4: my papers? Or I'm like no, I just I need
Speaker 4: to fucking work.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta work.
Speaker 3: It really just terrorizes it because it's like it's it's
Speaker 3: so antithetical to like even the initial settlement of this
Speaker 3: country was because of stuff like that, Like I need
Speaker 3: to make a way, so I'm going to go across
Speaker 3: the ocean and come here and exists, right, and then
Speaker 3: like the idea of.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's it's a borderline noble thing, like
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I don't I to me, it's
Speaker 1: just like so clearly not and look, it's different if
Speaker 1: you're like a genuine violent. I don't know really anybody
Speaker 1: who would be opposed to being like, hey, if you're
Speaker 1: like a violent criminal and you're here illegally, yeah, I
Speaker 1: would say, like, yeah, get him out of here, because
Speaker 1: that's are like they're committing crimes and the end they'd
Speaker 1: end they're illegal here. That to me is like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's you probably should be deported at that point, like whatever.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know most people. I feel like most
Speaker 1: people wouldn't have a problem with that. To me, it's
Speaker 1: like they're going into like home depots and like going
Speaker 1: after just like people who are genuinely just working, and yeah,
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be here, fine, but like by the law,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I don't even believe that.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that either. But like I'm saying, like
Speaker 1: from the legal you know what I mean, from a
Speaker 1: legal perspective, Yeah, you shouldn't be here, But are they
Speaker 1: doing anything really harmful? Like no, do you think that
Speaker 1: you're gonna get your realistically speaking, because I know a
Speaker 1: lot of the excuses like well, they're here, so they're
Speaker 1: taking jobs from Americans and so like they're getting away
Speaker 1: with paying people less because they're here. It's like, do
Speaker 1: you think you're going to get paid better if they're
Speaker 1: not there. They didn't want to. They didn't want to
Speaker 1: pay you the living. That's why they didn't hire you.
Speaker 1: If they hire you, you're gonna be working for like
Speaker 1: You're going to be working for like waitress wages, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, yeah, as much as they're
Speaker 1: you're not gonna give you, You're not more money. They're
Speaker 1: not gonna pay you more. They don't want to pay
Speaker 1: you know what country you live in, sir.
Speaker 4: This is a capitalistic society where the idea is everything
Speaker 4: is profit driven, and to maximize your profits is by
Speaker 4: paying people less. That's why this is a whole synergy.
Speaker 4: You have the North American Free Trade Agreement, for example,
Speaker 4: which destroyed Mexico, and all these people are like, fuck,
Speaker 4: I can't get an you work in Mexico.
Speaker 1: This sucks. We have to leave.
Speaker 4: People don't want to leave their countries. People don't want
Speaker 4: to leave where they're from. They are forced to leave.
Speaker 4: So this is the idea of an America. People have
Speaker 4: been brainwashed and thinking, oh, they want to come here
Speaker 4: because they think it's so much better. It's like no,
Speaker 4: they have to leave because they got fucked, and now
Speaker 4: they here doing what they can, working shit fucking wages.
Speaker 4: They know that they're getting fucked, but they're doing whatever
Speaker 4: they can. And now you have people being, oh, they're
Speaker 4: taking our jobs. Like, first of all, you're not working
Speaker 4: those fucking jobs. You're not even trying to get those jobs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Charlie Kirky isn't gonna become a construction worker, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's like it's all bullshit. It's
Speaker 1: all it's a complete synergized because it's a double dip amazing,
Speaker 1: how amazing would that be?
Speaker 4: But it's like, look at they the corporations, they they
Speaker 4: fucking outsourced their their stuff. They get cheap labor, they
Speaker 4: get cheap products, they get cheap everything, and they know
Speaker 4: this is causing a bunch of fucked up stuff, having
Speaker 4: cheap labor come into the country and just make things
Speaker 4: infinitely more profitable for them. And then you have average
Speaker 4: Americans like that guy that's why you simping for a
Speaker 4: legal immigration that is placing his anger on somebody like
Speaker 4: you instead of the people who are literally causing the problem.
Speaker 4: And it fucking drives me insane.
Speaker 1: It's weird to me that they're angry at the immigrants
Speaker 1: for working the jobs for less money, but not angry
Speaker 1: at the companies for hiring them for like less you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it's it's what do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? And do you
Speaker 1: want me to not hire people? Like like it is,
Speaker 1: like it's just such a complete mischaracter as it. Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I get that we're all biased here,
Speaker 1: we all feel the same way, like this is ultimately
Speaker 1: a circle jerk, but like I do feel like I
Speaker 1: just I feel like it's so objectively obvious.
Speaker 4: And I don't know, like whatever it's it's I don't
Speaker 4: get you're coming from a bias perspective at all. I
Speaker 4: think there is no humanitarian it's a humanity shorts stated
Speaker 4: towards reality. In the same way that like, yeah, I
Speaker 4: understand what you're saying. I also just feel like it's
Speaker 4: weird to see when I hear the word bias, it
Speaker 4: makes me think, well, there's another perspective that that should
Speaker 4: be considered or when it comes to humanitarian fucking uh problems.
Speaker 4: When it comes to humanitarian issues, let me hear you
Speaker 4: out about fucking you fucking over poor piece.
Speaker 3: Really everything it's become the nation I just and it's
Speaker 3: it's just fucked because of the fact that like we're
Speaker 3: gonna go through this period of time, we're gonna have
Speaker 3: like a very huge, like nationalistic fever pitch and we're
Speaker 3: gonna go through all this, right, and what happens is
Speaker 3: when we're in our fifties, this wave is.
Speaker 1: Gonna fucking come back. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: We're gonna we're gonna deal with this, right, It's gonna
Speaker 3: become problematic. We're gonna figure it out my laser shotgun,
Speaker 3: and it's gonna come back again. And it's gonna bother
Speaker 3: because it's like we're not we're not learning. We already
Speaker 3: did this, We've already do this is this is like
Speaker 3: play by play what they did to the fucking the
Speaker 3: Jewish in Germany and then fucking Europe, Greater Europe. This
Speaker 3: is play by play the same. We've seen it already.
Speaker 3: We've seen the mentality of someone overstepping and becoming authoritarian
Speaker 3: government and it's.
Speaker 1: Like, what, you know what it is though, it's so insane,
Speaker 1: you know, it's crazy, though, you know what the problem is?
Speaker 1: What I don't know if I say it, but I'm
Speaker 1: probably I almost saying, what's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's the acquisition of whiteness that is the biggest problem.
Speaker 3: The acquisition, the the the lust for whiteness in the world.
Speaker 3: Not people who are considered white, but the lust for whiteness.
Speaker 3: It is that is the greatest problem. I don't really
Speaker 3: think an I think I think capitalism, I think profit
Speaker 3: off fall into that. But I think the reason why
Speaker 3: the people are falling into is because of the idea
Speaker 3: of whiteness. Well, I really think it's like it's all
Speaker 3: visibly right there.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to give a little texture
Speaker 1: to this because I do think. Look, it's it's very
Speaker 1: like whenever I know, because I know how it feels
Speaker 1: to hear these things, all right, okay, you hear about
Speaker 1: like when you hear oh, because I remember twenty sixteen
Speaker 1: when people would like criticize like they would they would
Speaker 1: use capitalism as like a buzzword, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I understand how it sounds when people
Speaker 1: complain about this stuff, but it is legitimate. And the
Speaker 1: thing about I mean, it's why it's why your video
Speaker 1: games are less content rich, and why they're like being
Speaker 1: piecemealed and like where you paid like twenty dollars for
Speaker 1: a skin that you could have unlocked in the nineties
Speaker 1: with a cheat code, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: it's this is it's so weird to see a lot
Speaker 1: of people, like I see people actively like who are
Speaker 1: I don't want to say right wing because it's not
Speaker 1: necessarily accurate, but like, who are more I guess capitalistic?
Speaker 1: Right They're more like okay with like the system or
Speaker 1: that is set up around them, and because it's the
Speaker 1: default system that they grow up in, and it's like
Speaker 1: it's whatever they it's what they understand. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: was like that for a while too, I think, even
Speaker 1: from like a left leaning perspective where it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: well this works. I don't know, but it's weird to
Speaker 1: see those people complain about video games and like media
Speaker 1: like ripping you off and like, oh why like fucking
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars special with no game? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's just like, man, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: But also, oh, capitalism is wonderful and there's no problem
Speaker 1: with it at all, Like there's no criticism to be had.
Speaker 1: It's like, brother, like I don't I don't know how
Speaker 1: you're not seeing this quite frankly, and the reality is, look,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm happy to live in a like I'm happy
Speaker 1: to reap the benefits of it completely, like it's why
Speaker 1: we have all this shit around us. But the reality is, like,
Speaker 1: this can only function. This only functions if there are
Speaker 1: other countries that are kept from reaching this point, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. The only way that this continues
Speaker 1: is if other countries continue to be destabilized, and other
Speaker 1: countries are continuously like kept down to be the countries
Speaker 1: that we service our resources from, our tools from everything,
Speaker 1: Like if every if every country was like America, it
Speaker 1: would not work, Like we need other countries to be
Speaker 1: like you, I think, and I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I think in concept you are right because it's all
Speaker 3: we've seen, you know, so right now we're like, Oh,
Speaker 3: the one of the things can function this way is
Speaker 3: because of the fact that now we have countries that
Speaker 3: we're objectively I feel like.
Speaker 1: I feel like we live in a luxurious state purely
Speaker 1: because we can take advantage of poor countries.
Speaker 4: So let me counter that with the the only reason
Speaker 4: I feel like and unfortunately, I think that is also
Speaker 4: a propaganda to keep people extremely wealthy. On the top,
Speaker 4: because all that really needs is just wealth redistribution. So
Speaker 4: people shouldn't make billions and billions of dollars. Everybody could
Speaker 4: be relatively wealthy and live a nice life all around
Speaker 4: the fucking world if.
Speaker 1: There were caps on profit. Sure. Yeah, that's literally what
Speaker 1: needs to happen.
Speaker 4: That's why people talk about democratic socialism when we talk
Speaker 4: about socialized systems. Right, you pay into this system. We
Speaker 4: all pay into the system. So we have fucking firefighters,
Speaker 4: we have the libraries, we have all of this stuff.
Speaker 4: We have the police and all these things that are socialized.
Speaker 4: And then he just needs to extend to food, medication,
Speaker 4: It needs to extend to stuff. Sure, just being alive.
Speaker 4: Your government is supposed to do that one thing, take
Speaker 4: care of its people, and you do that by making
Speaker 4: fucking wealthy people pay into the system, which we keep
Speaker 4: getting the big beautiful bill and other things. That's gonna
Speaker 4: have them keep more money, pay less taxes, not go
Speaker 4: after them. You know, Oh, let's cut medicaid instead of
Speaker 4: fucking getting these people to pay their fucking taxes, which
Speaker 4: would garner much more income than cutting fucking medicaid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like your grandmother's gonna be cut your grandmother's
Speaker 1: gonna lose their health care, they're gonna get their tax cuts,
Speaker 1: and you're not getting your f scene files. So get
Speaker 1: yab's guys. It's such a clear, like is the Twist
Speaker 1: for It award? Like I can't even the amount of
Speaker 1: FEL for it. I should print them out, honestly, I
Speaker 1: should was like I just have like a s. I
Speaker 1: should have like a custom stack of like like like
Speaker 1: FEL for graduation where it's like Dune reading off names
Speaker 1: this person.
Speaker 4: Trump sticker where he's like pointing up and it says
Speaker 4: like I did this in a speech bubble, like if
Speaker 4: there's bad prices, if something's fucked up, people are slapping
Speaker 4: stickers on it.
Speaker 3: It's so good actually almost. I think that's the thing.
Speaker 3: I think I think we we there is the the
Speaker 3: means for people to live adequately comfortably should not be
Speaker 3: a choice, the the the like on a global scale.
Speaker 3: I really don't because it's I feel.
Speaker 1: Like you should be able to afford at least like one,
Speaker 1: like you know, a one veteran department minimum comfortable, comfortable.
Speaker 1: I think I think luxury should always be something to
Speaker 1: strive for. I don't think you should be handed luxury,
Speaker 1: But I think just having your basic needs. Man, I
Speaker 1: don't think it's too much asked for the richest country
Speaker 1: on her No, no, no, I think for humans in general.
Speaker 1: But I think, well, yeah, I mean like realistically, I think.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I think it's not because of the
Speaker 3: the in between us getting there, but it's more than
Speaker 3: based on the wealth we have.
Speaker 4: Because people are stupid as fuck on Apple, they're not
Speaker 4: going to comply with Hey, guys, if we all work together,
Speaker 4: we would get good things.
Speaker 1: We don't like each other, like people don't like people.
Speaker 3: Really, No, No, that's where much. That's where my statement
Speaker 3: came in. And if you do I said before, if
Speaker 3: he was right back.
Speaker 1: Into it, if you put a dog in alligator Alcatraz,
Speaker 1: people go crazy. If people listening like he's liked by alligators.
Speaker 4: People don't like people. Because we understand what people are
Speaker 4: capable of, and then they continue to do it's just sure, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's afficient, But the problem that's most people. That's a
Speaker 4: big We we do know that. We just know that
Speaker 4: the human potential to be a fucking scumbag is what.
Speaker 4: So when you think of like a John Fetterman, he's
Speaker 4: a great example of someone, We're like, oh, this guy
Speaker 4: seems pretty chill, and then he has a fucking stroke
Speaker 4: and then he's hard to.
Speaker 1: Be fair, like he did fall down and up escalator
Speaker 1: for six years. It's it's weird to he's he's a
Speaker 1: little bit. What's crazy? I feel like my balls are
Speaker 1: gonna look crazy when I'm fifty years old. That's interesting.
Speaker 1: But do you think so? Yeah? I feel like I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, Like I feel like something
Speaker 1: happens right maybe I don't know. Well, thinking like what botox? What?
Speaker 1: What botox? Your ballsack? Can you do that? Why couldn't you?
Speaker 3: I don't know that you can because the balls fight.
Speaker 3: There's not much like you know, like there's not really
Speaker 3: flush for the bolltox going. It's just in your nuts,
Speaker 3: which like there's a much a liquid foot botox silica?
Speaker 4: Oh wait wait, what would be like sailine? We put
Speaker 4: a bunch of sailine in your balls? What I've seen it,
Speaker 4: it's insane. It's it's sucking. It's insane. You look on
Speaker 4: your balls.
Speaker 3: No, not silicon, because that's crazy. What about your sailine?
Speaker 3: I've seen people put things in their balls and make
Speaker 3: their balls gigantic. Yeah, I've seen that.
Speaker 1: I want to know that you've seen it too. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I had. When came over and showed
Speaker 1: us the freaking I saw that you weren't there. I
Speaker 1: wasn't there, it was. What is it drained?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 3: It doesn't drainout, and your penis effectively doesn't work anymore
Speaker 3: like your whole I was on board until you.
Speaker 1: Said that thing, like, you can't you can't there. You
Speaker 1: can't go put silicon in your dick, make your dick
Speaker 1: real and then use your bigger dick. What about sailine?
Speaker 1: The salt water? I think I think gonna get an infection,
Speaker 1: probably things used in salt, like because the bacteria it
Speaker 1: doesn't like salt. No, but then you get those salt weavils,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get some sort of infection.
Speaker 7: Chat GPT, How can I enlarge in my balls? How
Speaker 7: can I make How can I naturally make my dick
Speaker 7: much much bigger? How can I how can I naturally
Speaker 7: my balls?
Speaker 1: I would ask what's better? It is botox, sailine or silicon.
Speaker 3: You know I've never used chat GPT. Okay, I've never
Speaker 3: used it.
Speaker 1: It's noticeable. Yeah, I can tell I can tell, you
Speaker 1: can tell. It's like I want to use it, but
Speaker 1: like how you think fucking like Hawaii launch missiles and
Speaker 1: ship Well, my heart is like I shouldn't use because
Speaker 1: this is just this is just polluting areas.
Speaker 4: Like the Google search engine. When you think about Google,
Speaker 4: like how gigantic is their facility for all that?
Speaker 3: Probably probably, but it's more it's it's probably more regular
Speaker 3: city was fucking cleared out?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Well, then then it's more regularly than I'm sure Jackson.
Speaker 1: You know what it strikes me as it strikes me
Speaker 1: as like we're used to Google, so it's okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like whatever, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't love I don't love AI, but
Speaker 1: like I don't The thing about Google is like Google
Speaker 1: is fucking useless to me, Yeah, because continue to use it?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I meant to me, is just like a
Speaker 1: Google shortcut and I've I've fact checked it enough times
Speaker 1: with Google, and I'm like I can rely on this
Speaker 1: information relatively like it's relatively accurate for like this how
Speaker 1: specific I am when I'm asking the question, it always
Speaker 1: gives me Like some guys, you guys see people arguing
Speaker 1: with Brock like constantly, people are I didn't talk about that.
Speaker 1: Brock became mecha Hitler. Did you see that?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: What you didn't see that? Something? So oh man, dude,
Speaker 1: where do I even begin with this? So so they
Speaker 1: Elon was kind of unhappy with how GROC was answering
Speaker 1: people's questions because it was because it was using like
Speaker 1: facts and like research, and Elon was like, no, it's
Speaker 1: fucking falling for like woke media stuff. No, and so
Speaker 1: he took it down and he made some tweaks to it,
Speaker 1: and then it came back and it immediately this is
Speaker 1: I can't guys, this is gonna sound like a bit,
Speaker 1: but his promise you it's real. It came back basically
Speaker 1: talking about like how yeah, it's like basically mega Nazi,
Speaker 1: where he's like, if being concerned about the Jews is
Speaker 1: not is enough to be called Hitler. Then passed the mustache.
Speaker 1: That's what it said, That's what GROC said, and then
Speaker 1: it said like I'm basically mega Hitler, is what it said.
Speaker 1: And there was another thing where like oh yeah, gave
Speaker 1: like step by step instructions on how to rape somebody.
Speaker 1: My god, that's insane isn't that hilarious? Like the creator
Speaker 1: of this AI and the creator of Twitter was like,
Speaker 1: this AI leans too much to the left. Let me
Speaker 1: correct it by getting rid of all the left leaning
Speaker 1: bias and immediately becomes a Nazi who wants to rape people.
Speaker 1: I can't think of a better indictment in the world.
Speaker 1: It's a diamond and it's a true fucking sentiment. Though,
Speaker 1: like even when you, hey man, you can't argue with
Speaker 1: AI when you go online, it.
Speaker 3: Was not biased, and then it turned into hitler bot.
Speaker 3: This is the thing that fucking was.
Speaker 1: This is so funny. So do not understand they refuse
Speaker 1: to understand that facts and logic lean left because it's not.
Speaker 1: It's It's not like, oh uh, this is just left
Speaker 1: leaning information.
Speaker 4: It's just left leaning people tend to value the truth
Speaker 4: more if they refuse to understand that, they never will
Speaker 4: because you know, the people they listen to keep telling, oh,
Speaker 4: it's all lies, it's all lies. The truth that is
Speaker 4: staring you in the fucking face is a lie, dude.
Speaker 4: There was also another post where it was like it basically,
Speaker 4: did your fucking joke. He basically did, like Goldman A
Speaker 4: literally it's it's like people with it literally said like
Speaker 4: people with those surnames are often responsible for.
Speaker 1: For tragic whatever. It's it's it's truly. That ship was
Speaker 1: so funny. It's so funny. I love it. I love this.
Speaker 1: By the way. Yeah, he's uh, he's starting his America first,
Speaker 1: he's starting his America party or whatever. Yeah, because his
Speaker 1: EV taxes. Yeah, he's just getting. He's just getting.
Speaker 4: He's not getting as many subsidies. I don't want my
Speaker 4: government hando.
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean a lot much can I have
Speaker 5: billions of dollars, but I kind of want more and
Speaker 5: I want you to give it to me. It is
Speaker 5: like middle class and poor people, like I kind of
Speaker 5: want your money, Like I'm not really I don't want
Speaker 5: my own money.
Speaker 1: I kind of want yours. I like that your money
Speaker 1: is yours and I would like it if it was mine.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Like no, literally, somebody who's somebody who's like,
Speaker 1: what is it? I think it was four hundred billion
Speaker 1: or something like that. The last time I saw anyone
Speaker 1: close to that.
Speaker 4: Like the fact that there is a person in person,
Speaker 4: because I know there's a bunch of like Saudi people
Speaker 4: that are they don't talk about how much money they have,
Speaker 4: and the oil that they're sitting on is worth you know,
Speaker 4: it kills it kills Ela Musk. But as far as
Speaker 4: just a public figure being so openly brazen about how
Speaker 4: much money they have and how they're just throwing it
Speaker 4: around buying Twitter and doing what buying the election and stuff?
Speaker 4: Even fucking did you Joe Rogan? Did you see where
Speaker 4: Bernie Sanders went on Joe Rogan recently? I thought I
Speaker 4: thought it was a oh I didn't want I thought
Speaker 4: it was a recycled clip from when Bernie Sanders went
Speaker 4: on a million years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we talked about it on the show a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And there was just this one clip that I tried.
Speaker 4: I tried watching it because I haven't watched Joe Rogan
Speaker 4: in years.
Speaker 1: I tried.
Speaker 4: It only made it twenty minutes in and I didn't
Speaker 4: even get to the worst parts. There's just one part
Speaker 4: where Bernie starts talking about the the like, oh, the
Speaker 4: the contributions and how Elon Musk essentially bought the election,
Speaker 4: and Joe immediately intervenes and I'm a little disappointed with
Speaker 4: Bernie Sanders because he didn't counter it. So people think, oh,
Speaker 4: Joe blew him the fuck out, because he's like, what
Speaker 4: about the Democrats. We spent like one point three billion
Speaker 4: on uh in campaign contributions, and Bernie should have said, well,
Speaker 4: the highest donor wasn't anywhere near what Elon Musk donated. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's the biggest thing that these rich fucks like fifty million.
Speaker 1: He's losing it a little bit, and I think he's
Speaker 1: just tired. He is tired. I can't to be fair
Speaker 1: to him. I can't imagine being that old and caring really,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. At that point, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: it's so clear he does not want to be doing
Speaker 1: It's commendable that he's even out there at all, but
Speaker 1: he uh yeah, Like I agree, Like I saw that
Speaker 1: clip and I'm just like, brother, there's so many easy
Speaker 1: refutations to what he just said, but like, he's just
Speaker 1: not going for it.
Speaker 3: Bothers me so much as that media has gone so
Speaker 3: fucking puts the like no one challenges them, and it
Speaker 3: drives me.
Speaker 1: No one everybody just wants to be cordial, to have
Speaker 1: a conversation.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not even it's not even like politicans
Speaker 3: of politician or whatever going to tuck each other's dictas
Speaker 3: they all fucking they all fucking go on the same
Speaker 3: planes and and fucking examine children together. But the thing
Speaker 3: is that it comes to when it comes to like media,
Speaker 3: like that was the point of media to be non biased,
Speaker 3: and like he goes on stage and he says these
Speaker 3: fucking stupid things, and someone's not like that's a lie,
Speaker 3: you're lying, Donald.
Speaker 1: People want to keep their jobs. They want to keep
Speaker 1: their jobs. That's true. Economy, the economy is bad. Times
Speaker 1: are uncertain, and so people value their security more than
Speaker 1: they value like integrity, like integrity, honestly, Like I think
Speaker 1: integrity is just valueless now because the president doesn't have
Speaker 1: any you know what I mean. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: one of those things where it's just like it's not
Speaker 1: even a decorum of like why would your standards And
Speaker 1: I I'm being genuine when I say this, You're right,
Speaker 1: Like why would your standards for any given individual be
Speaker 1: higher than the president? You know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: like I feel like he's lower the standard for everybody.
Speaker 1: It's just like, well, I'm gonna do what I can
Speaker 1: to get ahead, Like who cares? Like the president's like
Speaker 1: crypto scamming his fucking own supporters. Why should I act
Speaker 1: better than the president? That's so insane, Like why would
Speaker 1: I be held to? Ah, that's why it's so funny,
Speaker 1: like watching people Like it's so funny because every now
Speaker 1: and again somebody will write into sacred or like not
Speaker 1: right into sacred, but like I'll see like comments or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like I can't believe Chris uh Colin employs this guy.
Speaker 1: He's so like he's so disrespectful of like conservatives or whatever.
Speaker 1: And it's like the president crypto scammed you. I'm not
Speaker 1: allowed to roll my eyes when a conservative speaks, but
Speaker 1: like your president is allowed to cryptosk, like what is
Speaker 1: your standard? Like it's so stupid, like realistically like and
Speaker 1: I mean this, if you feel that way, you you
Speaker 1: don't really deserve the consciousness that you have. You're wasting
Speaker 1: your consciousness. Go go back into the go back into
Speaker 1: the lobby, respawn as somebody else, because like you've wasted,
Speaker 1: like you're cooked, you're gone.
Speaker 4: I want these people to understand that if you like
Speaker 4: that gentleman, if they have, if it happens to be
Speaker 4: listening to this podcast way, but it's like, hey, realize
Speaker 4: that you don't stand for anything. Yeah, and if you
Speaker 4: disagree proves me to my spirit, they think they stand
Speaker 4: from ship.
Speaker 3: That's what that bothers me to my core. I think
Speaker 3: they're standing for for all these things. They think they
Speaker 3: care about this stuff. You don't care about that. You're
Speaker 3: just you're literally just focused on what you're being told.
Speaker 3: You're no better than a toddler that's being confused or
Speaker 3: lied to. You're you're you're being told the boogeyman is
Speaker 3: a brown person. And you're like, oh my god, I'm scared.
Speaker 3: You're running on your bed and saying, mister Trump, check
Speaker 3: under my bed.
Speaker 1: That person being rounded up in that concentration cap, surrounded
Speaker 1: by alligators, he has all the power. It's so crazy,
Speaker 1: it's so insane on its face value. And you know what,
Speaker 1: whatever like more angry at I've seen Musky. It's so
Speaker 1: great and you know whatever, you can come on whatever
Speaker 1: you want, like I really want. I actually like when
Speaker 1: these people show themselves. It's really fun like and it's
Speaker 1: always like anonymous people because like they would never which
Speaker 1: is crazy to me because like there was a point
Speaker 1: in time where I could see like that and maybe
Speaker 1: if you if you live in like a foreign country,
Speaker 1: where like free speech is like a lot less I
Speaker 1: get an anonymity in that sense, right, but just straight
Speaker 1: up Americans being like anonymous, and they just like espouse
Speaker 1: these crazy opinions like why are you ann like it's
Speaker 1: your thing is mainstream crazy now, like your president is stupid,
Speaker 1: your vice president is fucking retarded, like like just what
Speaker 1: are you afraid of your face? They still have facts
Speaker 1: ten toes down on everything that I believe, Like my
Speaker 1: name is out there in my face, I look at
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you right in the eye. Where are
Speaker 1: you docs hound four seven six fucking die, Like what
Speaker 1: do you talk like? I can't take you seriously? Big pussies,
Speaker 1: big pussy pussy, pussy energy.
Speaker 4: And to me, they know that they're gonna get dumped
Speaker 4: by they got lucky and landed a girlfriend, and they're
Speaker 4: gonna get dumped as soon as they realize about all
Speaker 4: their fucked up online activity, because it's actually happened. There's
Speaker 4: a lot of documentation of people like putting compilations together
Speaker 4: getting dumped in stuff and oh, my fucking boyfriend is
Speaker 4: a fucking monster and he was hiding it from me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then and then they get mad like oh,
Speaker 1: I can't believe this happened to me. And it's like,
Speaker 1: you can't have it both ways.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 4: You if you want to be a massive piece of
Speaker 4: ship and you want to be racist and hate everybody, yeah,
Speaker 4: people are going to hate you back, and you can't
Speaker 4: be mad about it.
Speaker 1: Why the fun would you be mad about it? Like,
Speaker 1: oh man, why these people? These people are mad at
Speaker 1: me because I hate everything? This is weird. I saw
Speaker 1: some comment where it's just like Christian, go up, Christian,
Speaker 1: fucking uh. It was on Sagreday, Christian, Christian, just stop
Speaker 1: uh alluding to things and just say he hates a
Speaker 1: miracle already. It's like, brother, I don't know what's I
Speaker 1: don't know what's tell you if you think criticizing something
Speaker 1: and wanting something to be better is hated, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't even know how you. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you really go through life really at that point.
Speaker 1: And it's like, don't question them as a country is
Speaker 1: so nebulous, like I don't even know, Like I say,
Speaker 1: I hate Japan, like how I hate what the government does.
Speaker 1: I hate like what has happened. I hate like a
Speaker 1: lot of what the people of the country do, but like,
Speaker 1: like a country is like a fucking amalgamus mix it. Like,
Speaker 1: if you like Christian has a lot of criticisms of Halo,
Speaker 1: you must hate it. It's like, no, I care about
Speaker 1: it because I'm here. I'm here, of course I care
Speaker 1: about it, and I want things to be better. He
Speaker 1: hates it.
Speaker 4: It's uh, die great useful useful idiots right that just
Speaker 4: spew out talking plays that you know is meaningless.
Speaker 1: He hates it. He hates us for our freedom. You know.
Speaker 1: It's it's literally that useless. It's it's that useless. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what well? The question is?
Speaker 4: I always ask Jojo whenever we're talking about you like this,
Speaker 4: I always go back to, how do we solve the
Speaker 4: issue of extremely stupid people because they outnumber most reasonable people?
Speaker 1: Like, what, how do you solve that issue? Annihilation? I think,
Speaker 1: I think unfortunately, unfortunately, I think genuinely. I think genuinely
Speaker 1: like stringent not IQ tests, because like IQ is like
Speaker 1: not really like valid.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, make a valid one in IQ is making
Speaker 3: a valid valid one.
Speaker 1: But you know, you know, I learned IQ was completely
Speaker 1: bullshit when I took the test and I was like
Speaker 1: one twenty something and I was like, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 1: The thing.
Speaker 3: The thing is that I don't even know what to retard.
Speaker 3: I don't recognition.
Speaker 1: That's all it is. That's that's all it's. Yeah, being
Speaker 1: able to recognize that. I just I don't care. I
Speaker 1: did because I was curious, Yeah, and like why not
Speaker 1: they gave them.
Speaker 3: To us, and like, I don't remember when I was
Speaker 3: doing fucking like counseling always when they were trying figure
Speaker 3: out what the fell is wrong with my brain, they
Speaker 3: gave me all those fucking tests.
Speaker 1: Well, you're associpas, That's what I know. I think a
Speaker 1: lot of them are like very aware of that. Interesting
Speaker 1: when people cry, I get hard like they're not aware.
Speaker 1: They're surprised, like, oh what WHOA. I don't like people.
Speaker 1: I don't to human evering.
Speaker 3: I think my nature I am insidious. That's such a
Speaker 3: crazy thing to say. I feel like I think I
Speaker 3: I think I think that's real. People don't want to
Speaker 3: talk about the.
Speaker 1: Truth of it. I think you're a bad person trying
Speaker 1: to be good. I think I was a bad person
Speaker 1: that was taught to be good. I really believe. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people are like that.
Speaker 3: To an a Zone admitted, I think they're there's a
Speaker 3: lot of good people that were taught to be bad.
Speaker 4: I think there's a lot of a lot of online personalities.
Speaker 4: And this is why, like, I can't stand on the
Speaker 4: internet because of how much when you think of, like
Speaker 4: especially all the biggest and most notable school shootings and
Speaker 4: all that stuff, it's all online community driven. They all
Speaker 4: like go on the same forums, they cheer each other on.
Speaker 4: They have certain colloquial I can't even.
Speaker 1: Say they go on r slash school shooting planning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they go on the equivalent of that, but they stuff that.
Speaker 4: It's I started watching a YouTuber I talked about on
Speaker 4: Last Time, a Dire Trip or something, Yeah, and it
Speaker 4: I started watching so much stuff and I learned so
Speaker 4: much about the online culture side of all of these
Speaker 4: people literally inspiring each other, hyping each other. But it's like,
Speaker 4: that's what I'm when you talk about people that have
Speaker 4: like this insidious nature in them, which I just think,
Speaker 4: you know, some wires are kind of a little fucked up.
Speaker 1: Those are those people and.
Speaker 4: They're finding that they're finding each other and they're hyping
Speaker 4: each other up to actually do these things. And I
Speaker 4: feel like to a lesser degree. That's what cause it's
Speaker 4: like this has nothing to do with conservatism for most
Speaker 4: of these maga people has nothing with conservative They don't
Speaker 4: care about conservative politics and being physically fiscally conservative. It's
Speaker 4: about finding camaraderie each other and being a massive piece
Speaker 4: of shit, being proud and happy to be out loud
Speaker 4: and a high.
Speaker 3: I agree that that's the best line that there's more
Speaker 3: to it, right, because I think I think genuinely like
Speaker 3: think of it like this, right, there's plenty of people
Speaker 3: that are that are involved in like gang shit that
Speaker 3: truly in their heart of hearts, yeah, they're not bad,
Speaker 3: like you talk to them like they might be doing
Speaker 3: bad things, but they're not bad human beings a post.
Speaker 3: There are people like right now that are in politics
Speaker 3: that are there actually evil like no, like not like
Speaker 3: in like a debatable amount like oh like think.
Speaker 1: Of it like this. I would wager that most people
Speaker 1: in politics are like I would wager that like percentage wise,
Speaker 1: more people in politics are infarious than people in gangs.
Speaker 1: Think of like burning made off right, I think I
Speaker 1: think people like running gangs are probably like insidious people.
Speaker 1: The people at the higher level they're they're fucking cooked.
Speaker 1: They're gone. But I think a lot of them are
Speaker 1: taking advantage of people who like don't have a.
Speaker 4: Lot of Yeah, the low level goons most times are
Speaker 4: just like well, they're useful idiots, fast, easy money.
Speaker 3: For myself, and they get stuck in the system of
Speaker 3: the gang bo.
Speaker 1: They put their pawns like throwing just die right, thinking
Speaker 1: like this wagering running, wagering people livelihood is insanely evil.
Speaker 1: That is crazy, like taking like all of like we
Speaker 1: have friends that like directly got affected by that fucking
Speaker 1: market crash bullshit famines that worked in banks that got
Speaker 1: sucked up by that. How are you gonna tell me
Speaker 1: that that's not as evil, if not way more evil
Speaker 1: than like, I don't know, selling drugs, How can you
Speaker 1: how can you argue that like what, well, yeah, it
Speaker 1: depends on the drugs, what they're doing. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think any drugs that I don't doing more damage.
Speaker 4: The people in pots are doing more damage that the
Speaker 4: people selling drugs, because.
Speaker 3: Widespread people selling weed. People selling weed, we fifteen.
Speaker 1: Years like we's not even like yeah a threat, but
Speaker 1: like we versus I.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about math, I'm thinking about stuff I'm thinking
Speaker 4: about heart but even those I just like, but I
Speaker 4: s but that's the thing, Like, it's just because it's
Speaker 4: because it's widespread the people that set the policy, that's
Speaker 4: the reason why it's worse.
Speaker 1: It just only by that.
Speaker 4: Obviously, if the rules were reversed and the drug people
Speaker 4: the reach of what politicians have, definitely worse.
Speaker 1: Politician, a good politician could solve that drug crisis in
Speaker 1: a second. The drug crisis.
Speaker 4: To be a politician the first place, to have aspiration
Speaker 4: to be a politician in the first place. You see
Speaker 4: people like Zoron, for example, who have aspirations because like
Speaker 4: you think, this dude wouldn't rather be, you know, wanting
Speaker 4: to be an actor, a writer or whatever.
Speaker 1: He used to like, you don't need But the video sucks.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, it's like any old video
Speaker 1: of a politician being stupid and brains it's like whatever.
Speaker 1: Like it's kind of like I even felt that way
Speaker 1: about like Trump doing the like the wrestling ship. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't care people when people were using that, it's
Speaker 1: like he shouldn't be president. I was like, that's a
Speaker 1: really dumb reason. I don't care about that at all, yeah,
Speaker 1: I care more about the fact that he's evil. That's well,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's all people should. Yeah, it's kind of
Speaker 1: but no, you're right about the insidious nature.
Speaker 4: And it's just it's so to be on the level
Speaker 4: of stupid to where you will happily blissfully ignore how
Speaker 4: insidious people are on your own team. That's the sad part, yeah,
Speaker 4: because that's like, oh, the Democrats are pre eval they're
Speaker 4: trying to do the trying to destroy your way of
Speaker 4: life stuff. I'm like, yeah, some of them are. Some
Speaker 4: of them are actually just trying to maintain the status.
Speaker 1: I would say a lot of the people, a lot
Speaker 1: of Democrats, specifically high up and like a Nancy Pelosi,
Speaker 1: like Chuck Schumer, like those people like I if they
Speaker 1: exploded tomorrow at have a party problem.
Speaker 4: It's like, they mean so little bit that's sanely wealthy
Speaker 4: off of the system, so they want to maintain it.
Speaker 4: Why would they want things to change? Obviously that's why
Speaker 4: anybody gets too close, like Bertie Sanders whomever, They're like,
Speaker 4: we got to get this nig out of here, and.
Speaker 1: So we see that. You see that on the right too.
Speaker 4: A perfect example was a lot of people libertarians and
Speaker 4: righting people, and they saw Ron Paul being like there
Speaker 4: was a convergence of he is a populace and then
Speaker 4: they're like, fuck this guy, and that's only its She
Speaker 4: just lets you know that you're never gonna get somebody real.
Speaker 1: I liked I remember twenty twelve. I Likedron Paul.
Speaker 4: He had There was things like and I I don't
Speaker 4: I don't like to do this thing. But because it's like,
Speaker 4: you're never gonna like everything about a politician, especially somebody
Speaker 4: that's a fucking libertarian, right, But there was some convergence
Speaker 4: where it's like, hey, there's like if it was a
Speaker 4: venn diagraph to like, we're actually agreeing on a lot
Speaker 4: of things that are really important. That's the most important thing.
Speaker 4: Let's start somewhere.
Speaker 1: He seemed like a like, at the very least, like
Speaker 1: a genuine person. Was I believe that he genuinely was
Speaker 1: like I want to do good things.
Speaker 4: If you looked at like say Bernie Sanders, like track records,
Speaker 4: that's the thing you always say if you're if you
Speaker 4: have a business, conservatives, listen up, if you have a business,
Speaker 4: you fucking you. You vet people by the resume obviously
Speaker 4: in same you do the same thing, like say, so
Speaker 4: Bernie Sanders, same thing with if you look at Ron
Speaker 4: Paul for example, if you'll get his track d from
Speaker 4: the fucking eighties and then just from very young he's
Speaker 4: been saying the same type of ship and talking about
Speaker 4: like say, very big things. We're talking about spinning and deficits,
Speaker 4: the defastit and all that shit. There was a lot
Speaker 4: of things like, oh, there's people learning about the Federal
Speaker 4: Reserve and how it works, and people that have never
Speaker 4: been educated on any of this stuff. They like, oh,
Speaker 4: this guy's making people a little bit too informed. Fuck
Speaker 4: this guy, And I'm like, pay attention to those people.
Speaker 4: Somehow Trump comes in says absolutely nothing, and then he
Speaker 4: fucking wins and he stays up at the top, and
Speaker 4: people think that he's somehow an outsider. Well, well he's
Speaker 4: he marked himself perfectly because he did shouldn't work though,
Speaker 4: just just like, well, what I mean is I know
Speaker 4: that people are really stupid, but it's like you're saying
Speaker 4: things and.
Speaker 1: It's like, what about what you remember? Do you remember?
Speaker 4: I'm sure every parent was like, I don't give a
Speaker 4: fuck about what you say. It's all about what you
Speaker 4: do right, actually speak louder than words. Sure, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna take your word for fucking anything, Like show me
Speaker 4: that you're actually So it's like when a politician.
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 4: In everyone's lifetime, the politicians do the same thing over
Speaker 4: and over and over and over. It's like, when are
Speaker 4: you gonna break from it? So we're looking at Bernie Sanders,
Speaker 4: We're looking at say Ron Paul. What they're saying matches
Speaker 4: what they've been saying for decades. All these other politicians
Speaker 4: nothing Trump.
Speaker 1: It's a constant, like they go from one position to
Speaker 1: the next. Yeah, and then they reversed and Trump is
Speaker 1: it fucking was like a conspiracy theorist. You look, he's
Speaker 1: been talking to Alex Showans for a long time. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh obamba, he dude, that's that birth certificate thing with
Speaker 1: Obama was because of Trump he started. Yeah. Well he
Speaker 1: also flip flops to like to this day, like daily,
Speaker 1: like he's like, yeah, maybe we'll have tas, maybe he won't,
Speaker 1: we won't, maybe we'll deport everybody, and maybe maybe we'll
Speaker 1: have amnesty. I don't know. It's like you just that's
Speaker 1: the thing about Trump is like I don't. It's weird because,
Speaker 1: like I think, I think he runs a nefarious gamut
Speaker 1: of people, and I think he's an nefarious person, sure,
Speaker 1: but I also feel like he's genuinely an idiot or
Speaker 1: like I feel like he genuine or he just genuinely
Speaker 1: doesn't really care that much. I think he just likes
Speaker 1: to be the president. I think he just likes to win.
Speaker 1: He likes to have a lot of power. But he
Speaker 1: doesn't have like a consistent like he doesn't have like
Speaker 1: a moral stance on anything absolutely or a consistent stance.
Speaker 1: So it's like being in a spot like making more money. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's just being likable. Those are this the
Speaker 1: three the thing. But the thing that he said that
Speaker 1: was uh that got him over the hump. Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, he was against like the worst candidate possible.
Speaker 1: Like that's kind of the thing too, is like if
Speaker 1: it was anybody that wasn't Hillary Clinton, Like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if we would have seen that level of Hillary.
Speaker 1: Hillary was so like all, like, I guess we gotta
Speaker 1: deal with this because of who she is.
Speaker 3: I think I think that was the worst time to
Speaker 3: put her up. I think also the big problem is
Speaker 3: that he he fucking he went. He spoke to the
Speaker 3: russ Boll states and he got them. He said so
Speaker 3: many swing votes.
Speaker 1: He said the right things because Hillary was up there
Speaker 1: being like, no, the system is not broken, and Trump
Speaker 1: was up there saying like, no, the system is broken.
Speaker 1: You know, I know because I break it. I use
Speaker 1: it all the time, and it's broken. And they're lying
Speaker 1: to you, and he's right, he also doesn't intend to
Speaker 1: fix it. But like, you know, but the fact that
Speaker 1: that was the first time I'd ever seen a president
Speaker 1: say that on stage and that that was significant and
Speaker 1: that God, it's so upsetting though.
Speaker 4: It's like the guy that's profiting off the broken system,
Speaker 4: why would he fix it?
Speaker 1: Fuck? I know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what's so frustrating. Still though, they were like,
Speaker 4: when people are asking me, who are you gonna vote for?
Speaker 1: None of these reachs? Are you? Are you? Like? Do
Speaker 1: you even ask me?
Speaker 4: That is insulting to my intelligence because I'm just like,
Speaker 4: so you think I'm a fucking retard like you, No,
Speaker 4: I'm not. I am so beyond this fucking two party
Speaker 4: dumb ass system where they're gonna keep propping up the
Speaker 4: same fucking thing, because that's how they got rich, Why
Speaker 4: would I vote for these assholes?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Man? Though,
Speaker 1: it's just like although that was more like I'm so
Speaker 1: over this. That was more like can we get past?
Speaker 1: That was more like I want to get past this
Speaker 1: dumb chapter kind of like.
Speaker 4: I got beaten into some into submission. But I'm back
Speaker 4: to where I started, Like I got beaten the submission
Speaker 4: for a little bit where I'm like, I guess we
Speaker 4: got it.
Speaker 1: Because of how horrible Trump became.
Speaker 4: I was like, I guess we gotta do this lesser too, evils,
Speaker 4: because there's too many stupid people that won't get on board.
Speaker 4: They still will vote for retard no matter fucking what.
Speaker 4: They won't vote outside of the system.
Speaker 1: They won't do it. They're too stupid. So then I
Speaker 1: had to fall in line. But then I'm way back
Speaker 1: to I'm like, fuck, well, I can't believe I compromise myself. Well,
Speaker 1: to be fair, like voting outside of the system. Are
Speaker 1: are are? We're not set up for that to be valid? Really? Well?
Speaker 1: We we are? We should be. We are.
Speaker 4: It's just about like it's like Zoron is a perfect example.
Speaker 4: All the money is not going for him. He's outside
Speaker 4: of the system. Are like people for like j Yeah,
Speaker 4: all all it takes is just people. It's it's too
Speaker 4: widespread unfortunately. But it's just like if people were just
Speaker 4: a little bit smarter, just to be like, since I
Speaker 4: was a kid, doesn't matter what are you were born in.
Speaker 4: Since I was a kid, these people been lying to
Speaker 4: us continuously. Our lives are not improving, Rents going up,
Speaker 4: they're not freezing anything, our health care shit can consistently.
Speaker 3: The problem is they always point enemy is like it's
Speaker 3: it's the idea, and it works because they're stupid.
Speaker 4: It's your neighbors. It doesn't matter what you do, blame him.
Speaker 4: None of that stuff would work. If people were just
Speaker 4: a little bit smarter. That's it, because like, you can
Speaker 4: say whatever you want, systematic dude, you can say whatever
Speaker 4: you want. You can say whatever you want to me,
Speaker 4: to you, to fucking Chris, It's not going to work
Speaker 4: on you.
Speaker 1: Isn't going to work, he pointed for you. Let me say,
Speaker 1: is there anything that any politician can say to you
Speaker 1: that would change your conviction on the things that you want?
Speaker 1: This is a complete hetorical Yeah, of course not. I
Speaker 1: couldn't imagine be free blow jobs for life. Maybe, well
Speaker 1: that's really see that's the problem. Yes, he's talked about that.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's talked about that. It's insane to me,
Speaker 1: but you know, it is what it is. It's fine.
Speaker 1: I just don't like the fact that I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 1: I don't like doing anything. That's like, I don't like
Speaker 1: not doing it my only exercise. That's like mech if
Speaker 1: I only exercise is that I can say to me
Speaker 1: that's I don't hike. I don't to the gym. I don't.
Speaker 1: It's my only exercise. I'm not gonna sit there do Now.
Speaker 3: They don't respect the fact that that's a crazy reason.
Speaker 3: Not like I couldn't possibly lower myself to the standards
Speaker 3: of putting my face anywhere near a woman ever. Okay,
Speaker 3: well whatever, why I choose to sleep with men exclusively?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Like we've been going on for a while.
Speaker 1: That wasn't very funny, but like whatever, it's like, that's
Speaker 1: the hour of politics. We'll put a timestamp whatever for
Speaker 1: people complain. Sometimes people complained, other people like it. Let's yeah,
Speaker 1: I think overwhelmingly people are fine. There's always gonna be
Speaker 1: a vocal minority that are gonna complain about anything like this.
Speaker 1: The whole thing. I'm just like, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: I think we build an audience that like understands that
Speaker 1: and is more or less where we're at. So absolutely cool,
Speaker 1: Like I'm fine with that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look, man, if the show one change, then you
Speaker 4: would have every right to be upset and just move
Speaker 4: on right, Like if there's there's there's potty. Like Adam Freedman,
Speaker 4: the show is a great example. It's a complete one
Speaker 4: eighty of come down. It's not for me, it's just
Speaker 4: not for not funny anymore.
Speaker 1: No, not dude. It's funny in a very different way.
Speaker 1: And Adam Freelan to me is barely funny. He's getting better,
Speaker 1: like now that he's.
Speaker 4: Exclusively done this doing the show and he's he's interviewing,
Speaker 4: he's better, but he's not.
Speaker 1: He's he's not. He's not. That's the whole thing. It's
Speaker 1: so almost like I don't think the stand up is
Speaker 1: actually good. Yeah, like it's actually really like like that
Speaker 1: joke about like the nine to eleven. Yeah, it's great,
Speaker 1: like one step left the clues, it's a brilliant delivery.
Speaker 1: It's really good. He's Great's funny. So yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: just what it is.
Speaker 4: So I I haven't listened in a long time. I
Speaker 4: haven't listened to The I'm Freedom Show.
Speaker 1: In a minute.
Speaker 4: I checked out a little bit of the Anthony Fantanle episode.
Speaker 4: I checked out a little bit of it.
Speaker 1: But like, also again, he's kind of like a Nathan
Speaker 1: Fielder almost where it's like a little bit but like
Speaker 1: that's been diagram of like is it funny? It is,
Speaker 1: but like right, but you understand what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: not like it's not like Tim Robinson where he's like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, It's not like outwardly like
Speaker 1: obviously hilarious. It's it's more like uncomfortable. It's like the office.
Speaker 1: This is like a scientol or something. Yeah, it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's fine. It's just like I said, it's just
Speaker 1: not for me. So I just don't listen anymore. We're gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well duh, I've never disputed that. Okay, well not true.
Speaker 1: That's actually I'm gonna we're gonna move on to questions now.
Speaker 1: We'll start the uh, we'll start the comedy section down
Speaker 1: how whatever we can have a longer one that's whatever.
Speaker 1: No no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a six hour episode today. I promise
Speaker 1: you you will have a six hour episode. That's fine,
Speaker 1: hour three hour five.
Speaker 3: I'll come back and I'll sit down with you again,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, hey, man, what's going on?
Speaker 1: How long do you think we can go? Like before
Speaker 1: like that stuff just like melts down. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 1: setup here, I don't know actually, because the the flash
Speaker 1: drive that we use to connect this to get the
Speaker 1: video the video files. Every time we unplug it from
Speaker 1: the machine, it's smoldering, like it's mega hot, like to
Speaker 1: the point where like I'm convinced that that's not good.
Speaker 1: It can't be because like the flash drive should never
Speaker 1: be work because that is hotter. That is hotter than
Speaker 1: like a PlayStation four that's been on since the launch
Speaker 1: probably you know, like it's it's really warm, like you
Speaker 1: could cook eggs on that four sounds like al Qaida
Speaker 1: when it turns on explosive Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: That too?
Speaker 3: It sounds like it sounds like revolution that got happed
Speaker 3: American government.
Speaker 1: It's just revolutionary noise. It's so funny. It's so funny,
Speaker 1: like talking like I remember seeing people like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: consoles are so fucking loud, like not like PC, and
Speaker 1: then like, dude, every time I PC runs anything, it's
Speaker 1: so loud, Dude, it is so And I have a
Speaker 1: pretty good like I mean it's it's a little outdated,
Speaker 1: but that's a pretty good machine. Piece is pretty quiet.
Speaker 1: I have a mini piece. It won't be for long.
Speaker 1: I have a mini pieces, so it's a problem. Do
Speaker 1: you have liquid cooling? Yeah, I don't trust that ship man.
Speaker 1: It's never done anything for me. It's fine. I think
Speaker 1: one of my things for me when I had it
Speaker 1: moved across the country, it like they fucked it up
Speaker 1: entirely because I think they put it upside down. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: because it's oh great and now like and then it
Speaker 1: just got completely fucked. So I had to replace the
Speaker 1: entire cooling system because I guess that that fox with it.
Speaker 1: Even if you put it down for like a second,
Speaker 1: like upside down, it like it completely reads it. I
Speaker 1: just have a bunch of fans in it, like I
Speaker 1: just deal with whatever. Fans are fine. I like a
Speaker 1: big case and fans like case and fans are good.
Speaker 1: I gotta get a new piece. I'm actually thinking of
Speaker 1: getting one of those those those max that the boxes,
Speaker 1: the portable what do you call them? They're like a
Speaker 1: portable PC kind of, but it's like it's like a
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't like.
Speaker 4: I don't like like I have a mini PC and
Speaker 4: I just don't like how hot it runs because there's
Speaker 4: just no space.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, I know, you mean, I'm thirty sixty.
Speaker 1: I don't like that it hovers around like, uh, six
Speaker 1: million degrees six million, It hovers a little bit.
Speaker 3: That is crazy, and it's it's it's a small thing
Speaker 3: that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm being rich, Okay, No, it's it's it's gotten there
Speaker 4: a few times though, but that was when I used
Speaker 4: to have a very small office in Vegas.
Speaker 3: And then it was because there mine never gets past.
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Speaker 3: you look fucking stupid. Yeah, I think it's funny how
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's just about uh bringing food or something,
Speaker 4: doing stuff for food, drive and uh going to Nikky's.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah you're going right? I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: is that Sunday? Yeah, like I can get a ride?
Speaker 1: O what's she?
Speaker 4: She volunteered us to go. I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: like you didn't I know what? We're busy moving, You
Speaker 4: didn't want to check in. She's like I told her
Speaker 4: we're going. I was like, yeah, sure, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4: There was gonna go regardless of I want to play magic,
Speaker 4: So yeah, oh you want to play?
Speaker 1: Oh, guys on the table ignoring everybody? Yeah? Probably what
Speaker 1: magic playing? Going to a party? I people just going
Speaker 1: on and then there's other people hanging out. I'm not
Speaker 1: hanging out for you guys freaks on the on the corner,
Speaker 1: all fucking greasy, having a fucking ball, having fun. What
Speaker 1: about you guys have the ball. You're gonna be all
Speaker 1: upset because of course, of course, of course all magic,
Speaker 1: all magical gathering.
Speaker 3: Commander is this is politic, And that's what I like about.
Speaker 3: It's the politic. It's like, hey, don't hit me right now,
Speaker 3: I hit you later, okay, But I betray every time everybody.
Speaker 3: I can't say that. Don't hit me now, you what,
Speaker 3: It's amazing, how a little I care about this.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be like respectful, but I'm not. I
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Speaker 1: his like his intro, and then just never read the question.
Speaker 1: I wanted to acknowledge that because I'm sorry, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna go back and find it because it's it's uh,
Speaker 1: I just don't want to said that. Huh. Did roundy
Speaker 1: Asians say that? No, I just noticed you. I was
Speaker 1: looking for clips. I was like, oh, we just completely
Speaker 1: scrolled completely. We read it's like hello, blank, blank and blank,
Speaker 1: and then just completely got derailed. Glad he's still a patron. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a funny kid. I mean it's probably statistically a guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I think it's more likely that like it's
Speaker 1: either here's the here's the audience demographic likelihood it's a
Speaker 1: guy or someone who's trans and then it's a woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah like that. That's It's like, guys, are.
Speaker 3: You about to do the same thing? Are you to
Speaker 3: do the thing that I the one hung what called
Speaker 3: sarte is one hung? Like one Trent tounguest Man, one
Speaker 3: other person.
Speaker 1: And then Ziggy. Okay, that's fair. You kind of restated
Speaker 1: what I said, Bill, Yeah, but I gave I gave numbers,
Speaker 1: numbers number. I cry when gay men destroy my thighs
Speaker 1: chop suey oh, it's I when when gay men destroy
Speaker 1: my thought. Yeah, I did that one. I don't remember
Speaker 1: what I put though. Yeah, I don't know. That's not
Speaker 1: a bad one. Hey, future residents of Alligator Auschwitz. Nice,
Speaker 1: no question. But I saw that Fenway Park hosted an
Speaker 1: Indian celebration night at a Red Sox game, and I
Speaker 1: didn't see you all there just saying anyways. They said, look,
Speaker 1: we're not anti Indian because we don't show up to
Speaker 1: fucking Indian celebrations at Red Sox games, now, which there
Speaker 1: was stop so it was actually like India Indians. I look,
Speaker 1: I have all the same information.
Speaker 4: You just person more racist than us by that's what
Speaker 4: I'm taking Native American celebration.
Speaker 3: It's saying, what if it was name celebration? It makes
Speaker 3: sense that me Christol be there probably no more so why.
Speaker 1: Would we show up to a Red Sox game at
Speaker 1: all for a Native American celebration? I don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck is a sock anyway? Like a Sox s
Speaker 1: o X? Is that crazy?
Speaker 3: I'm I don't know, honestly, I don't. I think it's
Speaker 3: literally socks.
Speaker 1: No, but that's not what's spelled. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I know it's not spelled like that, but what else
Speaker 1: is the sock?
Speaker 4: So it's like they're they're talking about literally their socks
Speaker 4: like red What does white Sox wear socks?
Speaker 1: Only white?
Speaker 4: And they can't d meat or otherwise they don't count.
Speaker 4: They immediately you can't be here there beating them with bats?
Speaker 4: Are the Cleveland Indian engine still a thing?
Speaker 1: Engines? I love? I love that. I love that too.
Speaker 1: I love that people said that crazy. I love the
Speaker 1: engine do to me I love better than saying Indians.
Speaker 3: I think it's be honest because that South Park episode
Speaker 3: was like engines like in a car, mean cowboys and engines.
Speaker 1: I just feel like calling them Indians is so fucking stupid,
Speaker 1: so I'd rather even like gay, oh I call him,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call it. What the engine.
Speaker 3: It's crazy when I when I found out they were different, God,
Speaker 3: that throw me into a twozy because I was like, wait, what, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're from India.
Speaker 1: I think I don't know what. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I do. First, I was like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: going on? I probably understood both. The only thing that
Speaker 1: threw me off was Tea Hawk in the New Challengers
Speaker 1: because Tea Hawk I'm like Tea Hawks from Mexico. And
Speaker 1: I was like, as I didn't know. I didn't I
Speaker 1: thought Native Americans were only in the United States.
Speaker 3: That's a conversation that no one talks about either. It's
Speaker 3: really insane Native Americans, Mexicans being straight up just Native Americans.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and Canadians as well. People who are well
Speaker 1: Canadians Canadians. Canadians get called that, they get called natives.
Speaker 1: They don't call Mexicans Canadive like conversationally, even though like
Speaker 1: they are.
Speaker 4: That was the that's where they went, that was the trail,
Speaker 4: was the concentrated area. But yeah, but anyway, that's that
Speaker 4: threw me the funk off because the street fighter like Treehawk.
Speaker 1: It is one of those things. It is one of
Speaker 1: those things where you're like, uh, it is one of
Speaker 1: the things that where it's like, oh yeah, if you
Speaker 1: think about it for even like a second longer, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, obviously they're Native Americans. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like you just don't really, you don't think that far
Speaker 1: because you don't have to look. I'm like, that's fucking
Speaker 1: She looks like a Native break.
Speaker 3: She looks like my grandma's She looks like my like
Speaker 3: she has more facial feeders in the sep common with
Speaker 3: my grandma's aunt than most have ever seen.
Speaker 1: They just look the same. Like we should be celebrating
Speaker 1: all that ship. She was like, should be pocon as
Speaker 1: his friends. She should put on a headman and a
Speaker 1: headdresser or whatever.
Speaker 3: They don't talk about. And she's North Mexican too. The
Speaker 3: ones that are definitely like Native Americans.
Speaker 4: Try to get into it so we can like have
Speaker 4: an excuse to, like, you know, have like native stuff
Speaker 4: around us will be fun.
Speaker 3: I don't have like accident scout people. They got brainwashed
Speaker 3: bad already, so they're Latin Americans. They brainwashing worked on
Speaker 3: them really well crazy. They make fun of each other.
Speaker 3: If you don't speak Spanish, it's insane.
Speaker 1: So what they came from U Unfortunately for them though,
Speaker 1: to be honest, like they just happened to have like
Speaker 1: a bad luck free with with like governments and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's not great. Was the question, we're gonna do
Speaker 1: it again? Oh we are, we did it already. What
Speaker 1: there was a question, oh you ever care? Well? He
Speaker 1: was a statement It's like I didn't see you guys there,
Speaker 1: and that was it that we got there. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: weren't there, you bitch. He was right that whole time. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Chris is gayoad and he says, hello, mean bean and Swing.
Speaker 1: I'm currently a rite aid employee who was watching the
Speaker 1: company liquid eight nationwide. Oh, I don't know this is
Speaker 1: Joe just told me about the fifty percent off everything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: With the final source closing by mid August, with right
Speaker 1: Age shutting down in the next month and a half,
Speaker 1: what do you think would be the funniest possible fate
Speaker 1: for all those abandoned pharmacy locations should they become a
Speaker 1: spirit Halloween stores, underground fight clubs, or cursed chucky cheese knockoffs.
Speaker 1: I need your pitch. I don't know. Probably apartment buildings.
Speaker 4: They're gonna be ice facilities for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna be like a little alligator alchatraze lights.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where they're located at it wouldn't be they wouldn't
Speaker 3: be the best for buildings.
Speaker 1: Probably not not Riot.
Speaker 3: It's always like on an awkward part of a street.
Speaker 1: It's always like a weird intersection or like it like it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's they're never They're never located in a prime place.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a rite a that looks like that's
Speaker 1: convenient to get to.
Speaker 3: I would when I was younger, and you'd go to
Speaker 3: New York City like Chicken, like a child's Toronts, and
Speaker 3: I'd be like, people, are buildings are above this? How
Speaker 3: to fund people get in there? Do you have to
Speaker 3: go through the typt to get to the building. I
Speaker 3: was so stupid that I didn't understand it. That's the
Speaker 3: side of a building where no one enters.
Speaker 1: But I was like, how to fund do people? Do? People?
Speaker 1: It used to be my dream, like I used to.
Speaker 3: I used to fantasy possible.
Speaker 1: I used to because I remember because in Yonkers, I
Speaker 1: remember going to this pizza place, and it was like
Speaker 1: underneath a bunch of apartments, and it was like, I
Speaker 1: remember just being so transixt that I remember being so jealous.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh my god, they live like right
Speaker 1: above the pizza place. Oh my god, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 1: If I man, that'd be dangerous, it would be really
Speaker 1: I mean, as a kid, it's fucking like as an adult,
Speaker 1: I'm really glad I don't live, although I live pretty
Speaker 1: close to a lot of things that aren't great for
Speaker 1: me either. A quick hops giving a jump, Heavenly, I
Speaker 1: ain't come down.
Speaker 3: I just slide down my little fire pole and come
Speaker 3: my pizza place, get pizza, then go back.
Speaker 1: Because I remember a friend of mine, a friend of mine,
Speaker 1: I met in a I can't remember what the name
Speaker 1: of the park is, but it's it's some park. It's
Speaker 1: across the street from like these these places and like
Speaker 1: the pizza place and all that, and I remember just
Speaker 1: he lived in one of those buildings, and I remember
Speaker 1: being like, WHOA, I want to friend forever. And then
Speaker 1: I never saw him again. No, I just think I
Speaker 1: just I mean, I didn't have a phone. It was
Speaker 1: kind of one of those weird things where like you
Speaker 1: met somebody and you liked them, but then like you
Speaker 1: went home and then you didn't think to like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I should have probably got information. But then I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't care really because like I don't know this person.
Speaker 1: It was a weird mix of like I have no
Speaker 1: investment in this person and my interest in continuing this
Speaker 1: is just barely barely there.
Speaker 3: That happened to be a few times I'd make friends
Speaker 3: with people and like the people who with the one
Speaker 3: day friend. Yeah, I make friends with somebody, and then
Speaker 3: I wouldn't see them. And then like when I moved
Speaker 3: from the city and I came by that visit when
Speaker 3: i was like sixteen or seventeen, and I'm like, oh, dude,
Speaker 3: we hung out once. He's like, yeah, dude, I never
Speaker 3: saw you again. It's like, yeah, I moved and moved on.
Speaker 3: I'm just hanging out here. And he's like, why are
Speaker 3: you hanging out on a grand conquence in the Bronx,
Speaker 3: Like why are you hanging out here this place, sub dick,
Speaker 3: And I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it kind of does. That is crazy hang out.
Speaker 3: That's the best part of the Bronx. Roight well, yeah,
Speaker 3: freaking what you call it?
Speaker 1: But if you're in the Bronx, you might as well
Speaker 1: just go somewhere else, is the thing. It's like, if
Speaker 1: you go to travel to the Bronx to hang out,
Speaker 1: you're already so much almost other places that you would
Speaker 1: rather be. That's all my homies are. Man, you go
Speaker 1: with your homies somewhere else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go outside. It's like, what's the best part? Atlantic
Speaker 3: City is the best part of sane uh, not Lantic City.
Speaker 1: Atlantic City is the best part of the Bronx. Is
Speaker 1: that we said, what's the co op City?
Speaker 8: There?
Speaker 1: You go there and everything is the best makes a
Speaker 1: little more sense, even though I don't know what that
Speaker 1: is co Op City.
Speaker 3: This is just like where fucking like, I don't think
Speaker 3: I know what that is. Pop City's like on the
Speaker 3: it's right right by the water. It's going towards.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I think my sister lived there by the water, going
Speaker 1: towards by the water. That place is that place gets
Speaker 1: so cold in the winter time udeze because it's like
Speaker 1: because it's oceanic breeze and New York just like standard
Speaker 1: winter where it gets like you know, one degree one
Speaker 1: degree standard like base level weather plus and ocean breeze
Speaker 1: is crazy because that ship they're jumping the water. I
Speaker 1: remember my nephew Damiene. My nephew Damien was like a baby,
Speaker 1: and we took him like he was My sister was
Speaker 1: holding him and we went to this building just to
Speaker 1: see it because I was like, I wonder what like
Speaker 1: this building is like? And his face was straight up
Speaker 1: frozen like you could like it was insane, Like how
Speaker 1: the did he get breaking? Like, yeah, he's stupid, now
Speaker 1: sounds dead. He's actually he's a good he's a great kid.
Speaker 1: But he did freeze to death. He's a great kids.
Speaker 1: He died merely three years. He's the death that you
Speaker 1: get defrosted and relive. Are you I think you're a
Speaker 1: different person. You're a different person.
Speaker 3: I would like your brain matter freezing is really bad.
Speaker 3: I really wish we could do that kill people to
Speaker 3: bring him back.
Speaker 4: Well, just you know, actually defrost people after like like
Speaker 4: cryogenically freezing people. I wish we could actually do that.
Speaker 4: It would be cool because I would I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3: Do you think if you do it really hard? Like
Speaker 3: viaggered up got cryogenically frozen. Sure, then you got defrosted,
Speaker 3: like maybe I don't know, like fifty years later or whatever.
Speaker 3: Do you think that time and your dick being hard
Speaker 3: would then restructure and enhances the size of your penis naturally?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I think that's actually. I think Einstein has a theory.
Speaker 4: It's a formula about that.
Speaker 3: He has all this ship about fucking relativity and fucking
Speaker 3: all this about like clean energy, and then his and
Speaker 3: it's his fucking his groom more under his bed. It's
Speaker 3: like natural penis enlargement. He was onto something here, but
Speaker 3: they didn't want them to know. He was scared to
Speaker 3: reveal it because he knows he would have killed. P
Speaker 3: equals b D square. It was just like your penis
Speaker 3: equals big dick.
Speaker 1: And then in the square, so.
Speaker 4: He understands he just plugging, you're plugging the numbers.
Speaker 1: It works. I don't know how you dubbed me there.
Speaker 1: I'm really appressed because that was really stupid. It works, man,
Speaker 1: what equals a big dick? Square? They're like, well, what
Speaker 1: if I don't have a big dick, you can't square it.
Speaker 1: I think I think I found the title. Then it's
Speaker 1: like what I saw what he's looking about the board
Speaker 1: and this says that and it shows up with a
Speaker 1: huge fucking direction.
Speaker 4: His nick is of he has like all the science
Speaker 4: flat lab coats and it's just fucking poking out like
Speaker 4: an umbrella.
Speaker 1: And it's gotta be it's gotta be three D Somehow.
Speaker 1: He looks like he's thicking so hard. He looks like
Speaker 1: Flats from Spongebobble Crazy. He's just he's a damn triangle,
Speaker 1: he said, because of the sheer stretchiness of his fucking clothes.
Speaker 1: That's the way the stress path that gets anyway, Nurse Bob,
Speaker 1: I gotta write that down. It's always the dumbish it
Speaker 1: that you remember to write down. Nurse Bob. I gotta
Speaker 1: get Nurse Bob, he said, hand of my three favorite
Speaker 1: y appers. What is a skill or hobby that you
Speaker 1: wish you spent more time doing? Maybe you've dabbled and wait,
Speaker 1: wait did we answer the fucking first question? Now I'm
Speaker 1: paranoid about it. What was it? Oh? What would uh?
Speaker 1: What would the rite aids? What should they become? Yeah?
Speaker 1: City factories, I said. Do you say diddy Diddy factory? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the same thing as factories.
Speaker 4: Yeah, whichever Yeah, either kiddudling factories or ice attention centers
Speaker 4: Ice Ice great?
Speaker 1: Great, outcome. Imagine bring you in a second, ice ice
Speaker 1: by repeat all day. That's so crazy. No Moss, Moss,
Speaker 1: I'll go home.
Speaker 9: Let's say I'll just go back, Send me back please.
Speaker 9: We got rub Van Winkle at Alligator Alcatraz to perform.
Speaker 1: We got Ted Nugantugant. Doesn't he have any other hits
Speaker 1: other than scratch cat scratch fever. I don't even know
Speaker 1: that song you talk know what that is?
Speaker 4: Sorry, if anybody likes that song, A song sucks cat
Speaker 4: is a technagic song.
Speaker 1: Cat scratch fever, man, dang, you know what that song? Genuinely, No,
Speaker 1: suck my penis, man, I'm ted suck my pis. It's
Speaker 1: just that over an oriental It is that for six minutes.
Speaker 1: So it's a balance. If that wasn't, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of a big fan. It's just
Speaker 1: brain stew He's rock equivalent. He's he's Alex Jones, like
Speaker 1: samp anything. Also a pedophile. Literally, I think I heard
Speaker 1: something about that. I don't know for sure. I feel
Speaker 1: like allegedly he's a pedophile.
Speaker 4: I didn't bring it up, but I think there is
Speaker 4: something about that. But I can't well, he writes songs
Speaker 4: that he like, he's a pedophile.
Speaker 1: I'll say that at least like okay here because he's like,
Speaker 1: she was just livin and I fucked her so good,
Speaker 1: and it's like that's the song and it's like I
Speaker 1: was said, okay, well, and then that's brazen.
Speaker 3: A lot of songs like let me look up, let
Speaker 3: me look at I heard a song upside Down by
Speaker 3: Dana Ross Ted Nudgenda upside.
Speaker 1: Down around inside out? What is it? What is that about?
Speaker 3: It's about she's just talking about how her boyfriend cheats
Speaker 3: on her, but he still loves it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what was music? Once upon it? But
Speaker 1: Diana Ross I would say I like her though she
Speaker 1: she didn't lie before time. Themes so talented. So when
Speaker 1: Ted Newton was thirty two, so what our age? Yeah,
Speaker 1: basically I'm not there, yeah, but I will be.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He wrote Jailbait, which is crazy, which means that
Speaker 1: you know, if you write that song entitle of that,
Speaker 1: you know what Batman could. So he's falling over He's
Speaker 1: funning over a sixteen year old.
Speaker 3: Basically, Batman couldn't get that out of me.
Speaker 1: At his max.
Speaker 4: And then it's like, okay, he's a famous rock star
Speaker 4: or whatever in his genre, so he clearly had a
Speaker 4: lot of jail bait if he's writing about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind that's kind of the sickening thing about that.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know that it's not just a song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's very cool. So much Ted Nugent. You you have
Speaker 1: sex with all the underage jailbait like me? And did
Speaker 1: I finish for in the question? Goodbye everybody? No, that's
Speaker 1: it for in for Wars today. I probably shouldn't have
Speaker 1: said that, but uh what you guys won't remember tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Remember tomorrow. Yeah, I'm just gonna say something about the Democrats.
Speaker 1: You don't forget that. I'm a pedophile buddy. You guys
Speaker 1: remember when Hillary Clinton spent that green egg into a
Speaker 1: bottle of water? I remember that? Anyway, Bye bye. That's
Speaker 1: how he signs off. And it's immediately. There's no like,
Speaker 1: there's no like musical transition. It's just like immediately cut
Speaker 1: the feed cuts out. Here's the finish saying bye, it's
Speaker 1: just rookie ship. Oh my god, I love that. That's
Speaker 1: so good. That was really good. I think we really
Speaker 1: nailed that outro. He does a car real. I'm really
Speaker 1: having with myself. I like the part where I mentioned
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton spitting that green egg.
Speaker 9: Into a bottle.
Speaker 1: You know what happened, right, you haven't around, by the way,
Speaker 1: that did happen that that is a real video by
Speaker 1: the way he said that, no, like that's a no.
Speaker 1: The video of Hillary Clinton spitting something weird into her
Speaker 1: water is real. It's like the r get ticking the
Speaker 1: potion that looks funny. Yeah, yeah, it's a very weird
Speaker 1: video the elixir. I remember because it was I remember
Speaker 1: it was it was going around where people were like
Speaker 1: fucking alien or something. It's very weird, like she just
Speaker 1: it's like it's like she has cud or something and
Speaker 1: she's like spitting it into a fucking into her water.
Speaker 1: Like it didn't just look like spit. It looked crazy,
Speaker 1: like let me see I can find it, oh man,
Speaker 1: because you I don't know how to explain it really.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when people.
Speaker 4: Were trying to act in the media, We're trying to
Speaker 4: act like she wasn't seizaring on the campaign trail.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 4: There was like two or three instances where she's just
Speaker 4: literally having a fucking seizure and.
Speaker 1: Then she's fine, like, you guys are fine. Hillary definitely
Speaker 1: laugh at her. Hillary spits green egg, like I couldn't
Speaker 1: it green egg. I swear to god, I've seen that.
Speaker 1: The title, the title, this was awesome. Hillary spits two
Speaker 1: large green objects into glass of water, doing it during
Speaker 1: coughing fit. Oh my god, green objects. She's obviously a reptilian.
Speaker 1: Oh god, A becomes like a.
Speaker 4: And then the media, Yeah, no, no, nothing's wrong. What
Speaker 4: do you mean you guys are just attacking her because
Speaker 4: she's a woman. It's like she's like stage as they're saying,
Speaker 4: more literally turning into a mind flare on camera.
Speaker 1: I love I love this video. What does she do?
Speaker 1: What is I mean? It just looks funny. This isn't
Speaker 1: gonna like like it. It's not that gross. It's just
Speaker 1: weird looking. You can't even it's hard to even clock.
Speaker 1: Why did she spit in that publicly? I don't know.
Speaker 4: It is weird to do that, Like if you're gonna spit, like,
Speaker 4: just spit behind you, yeah, down behind your podium.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ask for a fucking napkin somebody anything. I feel
Speaker 1: like I would swallow it before I fucking spit out
Speaker 1: of I would drink the I would drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I had eggs in my mouth, green eggs
Speaker 4: and them, I would get the water and swallowed.
Speaker 1: There's been so many moments where I just have I mean,
Speaker 1: we've all had that moment, right, Sharks, So sharks, we've
Speaker 1: all had this moment, right, Sure you're spitting the green egg? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the introducing the green egg, introducing the green egg, so
Speaker 1: introducing green egg solutions from green cow. Uh co. Where's where?
Speaker 1: Like he's in front of mar Cube and MARKEU was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I also have a green egg problem, where like I
Speaker 1: spit up green eggs every now and again. He's like, Sharks,
Speaker 1: I'm seeking five million dollars in exchanged for one half
Speaker 1: of a percent of equity in my company, and they're
Speaker 1: fucking giving him. I don't see it, man, I don't
Speaker 1: see it. We all relate to this, everybody, we all
Speaker 1: hear mister wonderful Barbara, we all, we all empathize with
Speaker 1: the green egg problem. We're all spitting green eggs constantly.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if it's worth that much money
Speaker 1: for that little equity. He can you move up to
Speaker 1: maybe maybe for six dollars we'll give you a zero
Speaker 1: point one percent where I'm I'm for the for these reasons,
Speaker 1: I'm out, Why don't he's having a melt. Tragedy strikes
Speaker 1: today as the as the Shark Tank crew dies more
Speaker 1: than eleven fucking I don't know, someone pitched spilling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's the full of eggs. That's the twists that they're
Speaker 1: full of eggs and that was the solution. He was
Speaker 1: just gonna kill him. I love, I love Shark Tank.
Speaker 1: Is Shark Tank as a format is so rife for
Speaker 1: like sketches. I feel like you could do an endless
Speaker 1: amount of like comedy just with the Shark Tank form.
Speaker 1: There's there's a lot of characters. That's why a lot
Speaker 1: of characters so percent improv so much going on. Dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the guy the patron that we have, the twenty
Speaker 4: five dollar patron. If you haven't, he keeps doing the
Speaker 4: h come down bit. So the quotes, Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: if you haven't heard the Nigerian Shark Tank, please look
Speaker 4: that up and then comment a quote from there. Yeah, please,
Speaker 4: because I want I want to make sure that you're
Speaker 4: still listening, you're paying attention.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we got derailed from Nurse Bob here. But he said,
Speaker 1: what is a skill or hobby that you wish you
Speaker 1: spent more time doing. Maybe you've dabbled in or wish
Speaker 1: you perfected it, and maybe you never tried it but
Speaker 1: want to. For me, it's painting. I've become a professional
Speaker 1: collector of art supplies and even sub to a Patreon
Speaker 1: painting group, but I still get overwhelmed just getting started.
Speaker 1: I wish I was better at like uh, I wish
Speaker 1: I was better at thievery. I wish I was a
Speaker 1: better thief. Yeah, I feelink that's not that hard. You
Speaker 1: just got to do it. You got to steal more,
Speaker 1: You gotta The real thing is you got to believe
Speaker 1: that you're gonna get away with it. That's the way
Speaker 1: that it works. You got to commit. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta like really believe in yourself. When ever you see
Speaker 1: the people that are nervous, that it just there. I
Speaker 1: just look nervous inherently though.
Speaker 4: You look so people are gonna be looking out for
Speaker 4: you being a black man. A lot of times I
Speaker 4: walk around with the hoodie and shades on, like immediately, fucked, yeah,
Speaker 4: you look suspicious.
Speaker 1: Immediately, the cameras zooming like all the way into my brain, like,
Speaker 1: so it looks inherently suspicious because he's always he always
Speaker 1: looks like he's hiding, like even in plain side, because
Speaker 1: you got the sunglasses indoors right now sometimes sometimes where
Speaker 1: you were the hoodie with the shorts, which is like
Speaker 1: most people you're like, what the fuck, like are you
Speaker 1: cold or what make a fucking decision?
Speaker 4: Hoodies about comfortability and fashion, especially in California has nothing
Speaker 4: to do with weather.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, I mean realistic. I think I've only ever
Speaker 1: been uncomfortable, Like I've tried that before. Like I tried
Speaker 1: to do like let me do the hoodie and shorts coming,
Speaker 1: and I just look I kind of look like I
Speaker 1: just look really stupid in that combination. It's fun.
Speaker 4: Sports is basically like if you were involved in sports,
Speaker 4: you would understand. Yeah, maybe it's that's very extremely common.
Speaker 1: You're you're around my height, Yeah, do you are?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 1: Do you find clothes that fit you reliably? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm fine with Like, say, what do you mean, Like
Speaker 4: is it more of a shirt problem or a pants problem.
Speaker 1: It's more of a pants problem. Yeah, the pants is
Speaker 1: the pants. I don't usually have an issue.
Speaker 4: I my my size is a little bit awkward because
Speaker 4: I like a thirty inch for pants, like as far
Speaker 4: the length. That one's a little bit more awkward because
Speaker 4: usually around my waist size they want to go to
Speaker 4: like thirty two and that's a little bit too long
Speaker 4: for me already. Right, So it's that's the only problem.
Speaker 1: I usually have. But I prefer to just taper. Shit,
Speaker 1: I gotta start just shopping at those like five nine
Speaker 1: and under places because, like I swear to God, like
Speaker 1: i've i've never I have so few pants that it
Speaker 1: fit me in my life as an adult anyway where
Speaker 1: it's just like I can't fucking it's ridiculous. I have
Speaker 1: to fold the cuff up or something. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to take it to a tailor. Why not? Why the
Speaker 1: because you know, you know what, here's my issue with
Speaker 1: it from I'm a from a philosophical perspective. All Right,
Speaker 1: I'm already short, right pound for pound, I'm getting less fabric. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to pay to get less fabric. Now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pay more to get less of the clothes. Unfortunately, no,
Speaker 1: I refuse. I cant understand if you're paying to get
Speaker 1: more at it, right, But like, I'm not gonna pay
Speaker 1: to remove ship from my pan cut them off your no,
Speaker 1: because then I can't do that in a way that
Speaker 1: looks right.
Speaker 4: What you learn, gay, I think that I think that's
Speaker 4: the I think that's the fashion though. I think just
Speaker 4: that's like the latest thing that a lot of people
Speaker 4: haven't done yet. You know, people also looking for new things,
Speaker 4: and I think it's time to just taper your own
Speaker 4: by just scissoring them. Just take a scissors to them
Speaker 4: and they'll be at I think that's that's the next thing.
Speaker 1: It's because my legs are too short. The thing is
Speaker 1: like I have a long torso, so like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: just gotta find my pants size are literally, like I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's this anymore, because it's been what
Speaker 1: I've had the same pair of pants for Like I've
Speaker 1: been the same pairs of pants forever because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: these fit, I'm keeping them for as long as possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like it used to be twenty eight, twenty nine, okay,
Speaker 1: and then it was so twenty nine twenty nine, which
Speaker 1: is like that's definitely a hard thing, unheard of basically,
Speaker 1: especially since most things are even. Yeah, so it's very
Speaker 1: hard to find that. So that's twenty twenty eight is
Speaker 1: impossible to find. You can find twenty eight thirty two,
Speaker 1: which is too long.
Speaker 4: I think if you get a lot of honestly, if
Speaker 4: you shop on Amazon especially, I've I was just thinking
Speaker 4: because a lot of there's a lot of Chinese stores
Speaker 4: that make very small stuff where I have to go
Speaker 4: up multiple sizes because it's clearly not built for like
Speaker 4: fat Americans. Yeah, so they're like, uh no, you cannot
Speaker 4: wear my stuff. Yeah, And I'm like, oh shit, okay,
Speaker 4: I guess you don't even have past like thirty four
Speaker 4: and okay by because to them that's like fucking morbidly obese.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, fucking tiny people. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I can't even shop here. Tiny people, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, just like in general the rest of
Speaker 4: the world, they're like, if you look at sizes. I
Speaker 4: was shopping at an H and M and Greece, I think, yeah,
Speaker 4: and you're just looking at the sizes.
Speaker 1: You're like, this is not built for this is not
Speaker 1: built for me. It's one of the reasons why with
Speaker 1: tall people, small humans. I think it's the reason I really,
Speaker 1: I really want to go to Japan yeah, because I
Speaker 1: wonder what it would be like to just feel like normal, Yeah,
Speaker 1: where things are like kind of built for you.
Speaker 4: I think if you go that, if you go in
Speaker 4: Central Mexico too, you'll feel normal.
Speaker 1: Kind of crossing that border. It's not not all in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Over there, fair there's nothing but evil people. Go go
Speaker 1: to Mexico's pretty nice. Go it's pretty nice. It's the
Speaker 1: people that make it terrible. That's crazy. I went there.
Speaker 1: I went there. I went to match the real people.
Speaker 1: That's a real person out there.
Speaker 3: But yeah, is beautiful. That place is really really beautiful.
Speaker 3: Too many people though, like wait, like it makes me
Speaker 3: it's like the public executions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't go to certainly think Mexico is like ice
Speaker 4: as long as unfortunately, because there's like cities that people
Speaker 4: hear about all the Oh they hear of black Juarez
Speaker 4: or something. They hear about some places like Saneloa, they
Speaker 4: hear about all this stuff.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, so fucking frightened. I'm like, that's not
Speaker 1: you know, Mexico is a big fucking country. Yeah. Like
Speaker 1: in fact that when about like the lady that got
Speaker 1: set on fire on the subway or whatever, and it's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, New York are dangerous, and like it's
Speaker 1: the one time this happened in the history of New York.
Speaker 1: Like New York, But it's more safe than it is dangerous.
Speaker 1: Of course, Yeah, anywhere anywhere where you're surrounded by people
Speaker 1: adds to the danger because there's more than one interest being,
Speaker 1: you know, colliding with each other. But but I do
Speaker 1: feel somehow, like in.
Speaker 4: Those big areas, like being South Central, walking down certain
Speaker 4: neighborhoods that you're not even sure about, I still feel
Speaker 4: safer there than in a fucking rural area where there's
Speaker 4: all these do not crop no trespassing everywhere you're.
Speaker 1: Go, And I'm like, where do I go? Where's where's
Speaker 1: the road?
Speaker 4: Like I take one step in this direction and they
Speaker 4: shoot up my feet and then the other directs and
Speaker 4: the other neighbor shoe to my feet.
Speaker 1: I'm like to get out of here. Immediately, he shoots
Speaker 1: a mortar at the floor and it starts digging. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm mortar. We got a trespasser. This motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: It's still in the box and it's got like acne
Speaker 1: on it, and they ripped it out. Really, I'm glad
Speaker 1: I got the warning on this here.
Speaker 4: I remember my mom told me a story about when
Speaker 4: my dad was still alive. He was in Texas visiting
Speaker 4: some family or whatever the fuck, and he was in
Speaker 4: this neighborhood where the old guy on the porch.
Speaker 1: Look, he was about to die.
Speaker 4: He's so old, this old white dude, but he mustered
Speaker 4: up enough strength to call him the end word, to
Speaker 4: like tell him to get out of here, mustering up
Speaker 4: that straight. It's like, dude, I could kill you by
Speaker 4: waving at you. Why would you.
Speaker 1: A beautiful murdered? You think there's anybody whose health is
Speaker 1: so low, whose help are is solo? That like you
Speaker 1: could do away with them? And like, you know the
Speaker 1: rough bactually Lord of the Rings. You remember when gandolphas
Speaker 1: like the guy he goes like that to to build
Speaker 1: Uh uh not? Is it Bilbo? I think so No?
Speaker 1: I think it's uh Samwise, I think so wise, the
Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings. I don't know, man, suck Wise,
Speaker 1: what what happened? I just suck Wise? We heard you.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of a good porn name if
Speaker 4: I was doing the Lord of the Rings porn, sup
Speaker 4: Wise suck Wise, Oh.
Speaker 1: Why not? Wise Wise is pretty good, But I just
Speaker 1: want to keep the s in there. Come Wise, died off,
Speaker 1: come Wise and fro bo whatever. I wish I kept
Speaker 1: answered that question, which I kept playing honestly like I
Speaker 1: I want to shoot further ropes, which I kept joking
Speaker 1: it honestly. I wish I had more time for music
Speaker 1: stuff and to learn. I wish I kept up on.
Speaker 3: I wish I got kept on Spanish good speaking Spanish
Speaker 3: by the time I got here, because now my Spanish
Speaker 3: is all confused because I say I say so both
Speaker 3: for straw, and people look at me like I'm crazy,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's how you say like Noah's Pino
Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's dick, don't call me that.
Speaker 1: Or they say how Mexicans say straw? Yeah. Everything. The
Speaker 1: thing is, like I speak the Spanish that I know
Speaker 1: is conflicting with the Spanish that I'm trying. Any any
Speaker 1: resource that you can learn Spanish through is a resource
Speaker 1: that will negate the Spanish that I already know.
Speaker 3: Really like it doesn't negated, but it gets confused, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like it's just it's conflicting with it. So I like
Speaker 1: a or whatever. You know what I mean, Like like
Speaker 1: that's like that doesn't mean anything in real Spanish, but
Speaker 1: like I know what it means. This that's so lame,
Speaker 1: though anyone will understand. You understood. It's just fun. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It feels like like Mexicans too formal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not formal. It is too fucking formal. What No,
Speaker 1: it's not. It is a man. That's that's Look, I
Speaker 1: know what that means. Of course, not formal, and it's
Speaker 1: in full space. It's just Spanish. You know.
Speaker 3: At the end of the day you can learn Spanish
Speaker 3: primarily and then when you go to areas to speak
Speaker 3: the slang.
Speaker 1: That's it. Kingston's dad. Kingston's dad picking up a gay
Speaker 1: little beadle off the ground wrote in it goes on.
Speaker 1: But it's like some of you guys have names that
Speaker 1: are too long. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna keep it.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read up until then.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say my dad, my dad would over
Speaker 3: picking up a gay little beatle.
Speaker 1: My dad is a stuldly homophobic because just a gay
Speaker 1: little beetle stomp goodbye, my friend. Do you ever see
Speaker 1: American history. Ex little beetle, that's crazy, this curb, little bet,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's kind of big. It's like you
Speaker 1: could speak crazy. Whoa, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's gonna make you murder, you even harder.
Speaker 1: You feel yay, interpretable suffering, yay. He's fucking over joyed.
Speaker 3: So he's stomping faster than like, I don't know, faster
Speaker 3: than light anyone could stomp. He's stomping so hard his
Speaker 3: foot is a blaze as he's stopping, like it.
Speaker 1: Breaks the atmosphere of the curb. If that makes sense. Uh,
Speaker 1: it doesn't anyway, he says, he right, and he says, greetings,
Speaker 1: my boisterous baby bullis just sharing my own personal conspiracy today,
Speaker 1: but with AI getting better and better at being indistinguishable
Speaker 1: in its and Nope, this sentence is written weird, but
Speaker 1: he says, getting getting better at being indistinguishable and no
Speaker 1: legislation slowing it down despite a doctor seuss the lorax
Speaker 1: level of environmental environmental destruction being turned out by these things.
Speaker 1: I can't help but think this is on purpose, that
Speaker 1: this is in the interest of the people at the top,
Speaker 1: and that video evidence in general gets to the point
Speaker 1: where it's unusable in court. At this point, I can't
Speaker 1: help but feel like that that the Amish were the
Speaker 1: sane ones.
Speaker 3: It does it's objectively, That's part of the reason.
Speaker 1: I kind of don't disagree about like certain aspects of that.
Speaker 1: I do sometimes wish I was like, maybe I should
Speaker 1: just go to the fucking Amish and like churn, butter
Speaker 1: and die, you know, like because there's something that's at
Speaker 1: least like simple and like kind of like serene about
Speaker 1: like not having to worry about AI in any way.
Speaker 1: But uh, you see Bill.
Speaker 4: Burr, Yeah, he released a clip on his social media
Speaker 4: talking about the fake bands that are propping up and
Speaker 4: they use bots.
Speaker 1: All the AI bands. Yeah, Jesus fucking Christ. It's always
Speaker 1: like the Simmering Sundays or something like that.
Speaker 4: One point something million monthly listeners and like and here,
Speaker 4: just here, here I am with my stupid ass thing
Speaker 4: where my biggest hits like a gay cover, you know,
Speaker 4: And I'm like that.
Speaker 1: Would it be would it be would it be to
Speaker 1: to uh, if you're a real musician, to have one
Speaker 1: AI song that's meant to just be an at I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I think kind of at this point
Speaker 1: It's like, why I see it is the same as
Speaker 1: like like if you had the money to advertise yourself
Speaker 1: on a billboard, Yeah, you know, kind of a thing
Speaker 1: like if you made your entire thing.
Speaker 4: I think, like trying to get your foot in the
Speaker 4: door if if there's a way you can do it,
Speaker 4: I don't see anything if you can do it. I
Speaker 4: don't see that as immoral. I think the fucking music
Speaker 4: industry is so shit that if you can have an
Speaker 4: advantage to get you're footing the door like that, like
Speaker 4: by doing it that one time, yeah, and then being
Speaker 4: like I'm actually a good musician.
Speaker 1: I just need people to be able to fucking see it,
Speaker 1: hear it, I guess even Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know how I feel about it exactly, but I'm
Speaker 1: I'm wrapping my head around that thought.
Speaker 4: As a tool to get your foot in the door
Speaker 4: if you are if you are talentless, and you make
Speaker 4: an entire career off of that, yeah fuck you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, true, I feel like it would. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I don't know. I agree, But also like
Speaker 1: I'm kind of in the in the process of feeling
Speaker 1: out that opinion.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm set I think that AI, all the
Speaker 3: AI bullshit is because of the fact that people want
Speaker 3: to be able to do FUNCTIONHIT with the any sord
Speaker 3: of consequence and visual confirmation was like the thing we
Speaker 3: kind of held on to last. But once that's gone,
Speaker 3: it's like, it's fucking file your sales. People are gonna
Speaker 3: be able to I think what's gonna happen is AI
Speaker 3: is gonna cause a war. It's gonna cause the war
Speaker 3: possibly gonna be able to be tracked directly back to AI,
Speaker 3: and they're gonna be like, we gotta we gotta something
Speaker 3: about this.
Speaker 1: I mean, that would be an interesting that's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: That's gonna it's it's it's a it's a story written
Speaker 3: in every fucking find like sci fi for a reason,
Speaker 3: because it's gonna happen. People don't under people. We've lost
Speaker 3: the ability to figure things out without consequence. We just
Speaker 3: don't have the ability to do it anymore. We have
Speaker 3: to feel before we hear. Yeah, sadly, so whatever man,
Speaker 3: Louise like a great porn Louise.
Speaker 1: He says, this ain't even a question, but that motherfucker
Speaker 1: Sweeney is one hundred percent more likely to get a
Speaker 1: car than the glasses. He needs to drive one mm.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's gonna happen. First, think car, car, car.
Speaker 1: Sure he's gonna drive, and he's gonna hit a small
Speaker 1: child on a bike.
Speaker 3: I've never had anyone driving ever. You're gonna no, no,
Speaker 3: no once.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there and then he's gonna be I literally
Speaker 1: got into an accident. Wasn't my fault. I was ahead,
Speaker 1: I was in front. It's hard. It's hard to make
Speaker 1: that argument.
Speaker 4: If you're driving too hard, you can cause someone to
Speaker 4: hit you.
Speaker 1: I did not do that. I do you, Okay, how
Speaker 1: do I know? I don't.
Speaker 4: I've seen people like I've I I just oh, weird.
Speaker 4: This one person keeps getting into an accident and it's
Speaker 4: never their fault. And I'm like, you're driving reckless. You
Speaker 4: were causing people, but it is technically their afaul because
Speaker 4: they hate you, but you were causing them to hit you.
Speaker 1: I've only been like, I've been three. I've been three
Speaker 1: accidents so far. I've had like I've had, I've been
Speaker 1: rear ended. I had, uh, somebody turned into me at
Speaker 1: a stop sign, and then, which is crazy, that happened
Speaker 1: to be too Yeah, and uh one time and I
Speaker 1: slid on black ice into a fucking tree. That ship
Speaker 1: was scary. I imagine it was my girlfriend at the
Speaker 1: time too, and I was like, oh, man, I hope,
Speaker 1: I hope it hits on her side. Kind of you're not,
Speaker 1: I am, that would be that would have been terrible.
Speaker 1: I was actually specifically like turning in my direction because
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't kill somebody, dude. Black ice
Speaker 1: is so black ice is crazy black Like I don't
Speaker 1: I don't even. I still to this day don't like
Speaker 1: driving in the rain. Like I'm like vaguely traumatized from
Speaker 1: like hydro planning and ship black It's horrible because it
Speaker 1: doesn't because it mixes all the oil exactly really bad.
Speaker 1: Becomes a god damn slipping side. It's like that slide.
Speaker 1: You know that that video of the guy uh going
Speaker 1: down the slide at like mock seven. Have you seen
Speaker 1: that video? I think I saw a police officer and
Speaker 1: he's like he's going down the slide in some like
Speaker 1: park or something, but he's like lying on his handcuffs,
Speaker 1: so like the metal is like there's no resistance of
Speaker 1: like fabric or skin, so he's just gliding down the
Speaker 1: slide at like max speed and he just like flies
Speaker 1: out of it. You've never seen that video.
Speaker 3: I've seen videos that like like people that like like
Speaker 3: uh water parks, like going down slides, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is crazy because like I can imagine someone goes
Speaker 3: down and they just fucking jettison off and like hit
Speaker 3: someone like laying down, like the fucking Lazy River destruck
Speaker 3: by a person who came I'm not adventurous.
Speaker 1: Boston Boston cop violently launched off massive park slide in
Speaker 1: viral video. What did he do it? Voluntarily? Well, he
Speaker 1: went down the slide one, but like I don't think
Speaker 1: he meant to go that fast because I think he
Speaker 1: was lying on like he didn't think about like the
Speaker 1: fact that he's lying down on metal, which like on
Speaker 1: a metal surface, there's like no resistance. But like, look
Speaker 1: at this guy. Isn't that insane? How did he flip around?
Speaker 1: He's swirling in the It is such a crazy video.
Speaker 1: I love that he just like flies. Think it was
Speaker 1: going to be a super long, elaborate slide. Look at that,
Speaker 1: but he like he's just so going, so going towards uh,
Speaker 1: going towards six flags.
Speaker 3: Over here, there's like this, like some sort of construction
Speaker 3: side where there's like a big slide obviously to get
Speaker 3: materials down from the top to the lower area. And
Speaker 3: I've always been like, I want to go on that
Speaker 3: side because it's like at least thirty feet like it's
Speaker 3: sucking something crazy, but it exits on the freeway.
Speaker 1: That is a good way to kill yourself thirty eight
Speaker 1: years old. It's time. I like the idea of that.
Speaker 3: Like somebody's driving their car and you just hit the
Speaker 3: fuck out of their car and you're hurt pretty badly,
Speaker 3: but you're not dead. And their cars fucked car. You've
Speaker 3: bent in the fuck out of their car, and they're like, dude,
Speaker 3: what the fucking I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I I'm sorry. You call it a little bleeding quite
Speaker 1: a bit.
Speaker 4: I think you're just gonna cause a massive car like
Speaker 4: a pile up. Yeah, the worst in in in American history?
Speaker 4: What is the worst traffic?
Speaker 1: Like? How bad was it? I don't know what. It's
Speaker 1: a good question. There must be an answer, Giant that's
Speaker 1: probably look it up for me. What are you do?
Speaker 1: You not have your phone? Actually? I put away, good job.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. Car. When we took three thousand
Speaker 1: episodes of the show. Yeah, the most, the most damaging
Speaker 1: or the biggest traffic jam in American history. Well you
Speaker 1: look at that. I'm gonna read this next one, Unravel
Speaker 1: the Sky Road, and it's like, hey, y'all, obligatory long
Speaker 1: time listener and lurker here. Your recent discussion on toys
Speaker 1: made me reminisce, and I had to share what might
Speaker 1: might have been the coolest toys in existence. If you
Speaker 1: guys ever heard of the Rockham Sockam Robots action figure line. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the stupid boxing game that nobody
Speaker 1: cares about. These were legit action figures with interchangeable body parts,
Speaker 1: more armored core than bionical. Each action figure came with
Speaker 1: multiple arms or legs and a metal four way socket
Speaker 1: wrench that made you feel like a master engineer every
Speaker 1: time you used it. The parts were also compatible with
Speaker 1: other robots. It was a fucking genius toy line, and
Speaker 1: it made me sad when they weren't any more of them.
Speaker 1: The favorites were Tyrensula That's awesome. That is awesome and
Speaker 1: Disasteroid Yo. Those would have fucking hit like if I
Speaker 1: was eleven disasteroid.
Speaker 3: Dude, holy ship, Remember toy Remember toys being cool and
Speaker 3: eventful and like, well, I mean I I remember that
Speaker 3: sparking your imagination.
Speaker 1: I remember that, but I also don't. I can't say, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's not happening still, because I'm
Speaker 1: not paying attention to toys. Yeah, I guess you get
Speaker 1: most from Amazon.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I guess because now because now toys aren't the same,
Speaker 3: because they're not like toys are like video game console.
Speaker 1: Mister beat, well, it's just not mister be with with
Speaker 1: uh seven other beats with seven dollars or something. You
Speaker 1: buy mister, you get a free lunchy. What the that's
Speaker 1: so sad that I don't even think that that's unreasonable.
Speaker 1: But that feels like something that could exist.
Speaker 4: But no, no fatalities on the biggest pilot. Crazy, that's
Speaker 4: kind of what we should try. Yeah, so I guess,
Speaker 4: uh so in two and two on the seven ten really? Yeah,
Speaker 4: so in La that makes sense. It would be here
Speaker 4: in La. Here, it wouldn't be anywhere.
Speaker 1: Extremely foggy.
Speaker 4: It was so foggy that people couldn't help but keep
Speaker 4: hitting because I couldn't see that there was a pile
Speaker 4: of going.
Speaker 1: Dude, that's the scariest thing about five man sixteen vehicles. No,
Speaker 1: that's a lot. You're you're driving in the fog. You
Speaker 1: just hear like, what is it? Must be a concert?
Speaker 1: We get there. I better hurry up. I gotta see
Speaker 1: what's going on through the fucking whacked up on one
Speaker 1: of another quarter of a mile. I want to drive
Speaker 1: a car. I want to drive a car that's like
Speaker 1: it's it's more conformed to my body in the sense
Speaker 1: that like the hood is over my lap and the
Speaker 1: glass is like right, so the glass is like an
Speaker 1: inch away from my face, and like I just feel
Speaker 1: like I could see everything. It's great wheels here, That's
Speaker 1: what I want. I kind of I'm kind of fucking
Speaker 1: around with those Oh my god, I don't remember what
Speaker 1: they're called. Somebody in the audience must know. But they're
Speaker 1: like those like really stripped down kind of American out
Speaker 1: of their American. They're stripped down trucks where there's like
Speaker 1: nothing in them. Basically it's just like an air conditioner
Speaker 1: and like there's not even a radio in it. Do
Speaker 1: you know what these are? Oh? Fuck? What the fuck is?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Let me look up I don't know. There's
Speaker 1: something novel about it car? What is the truck?
Speaker 3: There's something magical about radio?
Speaker 1: Uh, stripped down? It was real? You know? What the
Speaker 1: fuck is it? Okay? Here it is a new automaker.
Speaker 1: Slate offers a no frills, stripped down electric truck for
Speaker 1: under for under thirty thousand. Yeah, it's the Slate. These things.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's kind of like a small truck.
Speaker 1: Are those the ones that look like toys? Kind of?
Speaker 1: I kind of like the way they look though they
Speaker 1: look like they're in cybertruk territory kind of in the
Speaker 1: way that they look kind of weird, but they're not
Speaker 1: nearly as I think cyber trucks are way worse. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so Slate Slate truck. They look kind of cute. I
Speaker 1: don't know, and for a truck, like look at this,
Speaker 1: isn't that just like the right amount of ugly? That
Speaker 1: looks really stupid? I know, I like it. It looks like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like it looks like a video game,
Speaker 1: but it looks like more rendered, Like it doesn't look
Speaker 1: like a cyber truck or Gary's mobs car. It doesn't
Speaker 1: like Gary's micro I don't know. I kind of dig
Speaker 1: it three thousands too much though, But for an electric truck.
Speaker 4: Eh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are do them four dollars? Right? Ooh? The jeep kind
Speaker 1: of looks kind of actually looks kind of cool. I
Speaker 1: don't know whatever. I don't know how we got into that,
Speaker 1: but I oh, no, I wanted to look up a
Speaker 1: rock'm soccer robot action figure to wrench. That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: Rock them sock it kind of like action figure what
Speaker 1: kind of sounds like?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: It kind of though the way that the names are described,
Speaker 4: it rhymes a little bit of Transformers disasters.
Speaker 1: I mean Formers. That does look cool. Actually, I need
Speaker 1: oh that little fucking wrench. That's cool. Damn. By the way,
Speaker 1: I found those Jolly Ranchers that I was talking about,
Speaker 1: those little balls jolly they don't exist anymore. I figured
Speaker 1: Jolly Rancher rocks is that they were called I Miss
Speaker 1: Ravens Revenge, so they were just like these little It
Speaker 1: was exactly what I was describing, a little yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: the mini and then getting hard so we could break it.
Speaker 1: What you said, I'm gonna do it now, but huh
Speaker 1: can you be that? Okay?
Speaker 3: I said, remember getting a little Eminem's tubes, putting your
Speaker 3: dick in it and then trying to get hard as
Speaker 3: if you can break it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, these Raven's Revenge where there were little test tubes.
Speaker 1: Yeah like that that looks so illicit, dude, that looks
Speaker 1: like drugs. It was so good they were so we've
Speaker 1: got to make more of these.
Speaker 4: One time, I accidentally, so I was eating and then
Speaker 4: it got in the back of my throat. Cod coated
Speaker 4: it and so like I I coughed and then that
Speaker 4: ship win my eye. Candy in your eyes is insane,
Speaker 4: like syrup on your context.
Speaker 1: I immediately jumped up and I and I spun. It
Speaker 1: was so painful, I remember vivid like you crash band.
Speaker 4: It was so painful. It was so sharp that I
Speaker 4: got up and spung. It was so funny, like you
Speaker 4: because you know you can't run away from it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like you have to move quick. So the only ass
Speaker 4: is like I've got to spin in place.
Speaker 1: You gotta do something.
Speaker 3: Man, that's my friend got bleaching his eye once?
Speaker 1: Is he okay? Yea? He made that's kind of crazy
Speaker 1: fun Did have you remember were doing.
Speaker 8: Something that's fucking insane? It's so basic it's so basic.
Speaker 1: But anyway that that's that toy sounds sick. I missed
Speaker 1: the grabbers, the grabber toys, the little claws, like the
Speaker 1: it was like it was a yellow handle, a black
Speaker 1: bar and like a red I needed one of those.
Speaker 4: One actually too high for from some storage stuff, and
Speaker 4: I was like, fuck, grabber would be great written.
Speaker 1: Short stupid midget problems anyway, right, yeah, stupid. You know.
Speaker 1: So she's just like putting ship on, like, oh, thanks,
Speaker 1: I forgot your Your wife is a basketball player. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a European basketball player, and then uh g flunked out.
Speaker 1: You know. She she caught gambling in the wa illegally
Speaker 1: gambling after after she busted her leg open. Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what he goes like a doubleby le basketball player,
Speaker 1: like broke its likes like after shoot you gotta commissions,
Speaker 1: coming over and trying to shoot you game the game
Speaker 1: with a elephant gun.
Speaker 4: His motherfucker's like fumbling with the AMMO and stuff, trying
Speaker 4: to hurry up and shoot you.
Speaker 1: He's doing on some level, if you if you get
Speaker 1: paid that much to do it, I feel like there
Speaker 1: is there should be that kind of a risk because
Speaker 1: they insane amount of money for like what they do
Speaker 1: what in the n B A.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, just not gonna be specifically.
Speaker 1: I just think sports in it, like the money that
Speaker 1: like a football player makes. Actually, yeah, like a professional
Speaker 1: sports soccer player makes. That's what we're talking about, soccer player,
Speaker 1: he said. He said, Okay, he.
Speaker 4: Must be talking about You're talking about like soccer, right, football,
Speaker 4: I'm talking about just in general, Like I don't even
Speaker 4: care what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I thought you
Speaker 4: said that, because that's like the I thought he meant that,
Speaker 4: because that's the highest he's.
Speaker 3: Not gonna say. So he's not gonna say football. We're Americans.
Speaker 3: I don't say football, you mean football American, Bob. I
Speaker 3: I just thought maybe he did because especially you know,
Speaker 3: being if you're if you're if you're related to like
Speaker 3: a Caribbean or you wouldn't you say football.
Speaker 1: No, I mean we just say soccer in general because
Speaker 1: it's just we're American. I just I just I.
Speaker 4: Abandoned that so long ago, only because if we're speaking Spanish.
Speaker 1: Will say football. I just I just I abandoned it
Speaker 1: just because soccer. I don't know, I think it's just
Speaker 1: say soccer. You gotta say soccer. I just I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't get on board with it. It's just it's
Speaker 1: too stupid. It's more like the American football football, so
Speaker 1: fucking stupid football. I hate it. We say, they say football,
Speaker 1: but right, well, because it's a football, we say football
Speaker 1: with a you. Yes, we don't say so but anyway,
Speaker 1: any whatever mean is that I haven't been even reading this,
Speaker 1: but football is is football is football. But these toys,
Speaker 1: these toys sound cool. I can't. What was the do
Speaker 1: you remember the last toy you bought?
Speaker 4: I literally have in my Amazon cart because it's Prime
Speaker 4: day right now. How about like not sex.
Speaker 1: Toy, not adult toy, still toys.
Speaker 4: I play with him, I said, But not an adult
Speaker 4: toy though I played with him, I played with When
Speaker 4: them cool? But I'm just saying I use them as
Speaker 4: like toys, like the last uh child toy you bought?
Speaker 1: I have a four ye old Virgin is stayed in
Speaker 1: my Amazon cart. No, it's seven dollars. What do you say,
Speaker 1: forty year old Virgin Action finger? Yeah? What are you saying?
Speaker 4: There's a four year old vision on Amazon seven dollars
Speaker 4: and Steve Correll with his pants down and the the
Speaker 4: the Yeah, when he was doing the chest waxing scene,
Speaker 4: which was like improvised, which was makes sense because it
Speaker 4: wasn't that funny to me, Like the stuff that he
Speaker 4: was saying. He's just like, oh, I'm a oh. Kelly
Speaker 4: Clarkson was like, that's not that funny, and the ship, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's exactly what. And then I saw behind the scenes
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, that's why it's not funny. He's
Speaker 4: just literally improvised. I was always curious about why this sucks.
Speaker 4: Was literally getting wacke. It starts bleeding, it shows as bleeding,
Speaker 4: so he got waxed for the first time ever. And
Speaker 4: then he's just saying whatever, like to say whatever I
Speaker 4: want to.
Speaker 1: I want to see a commentary track like that where
Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, this is bart with so Steve
Speaker 1: like improvised all this garbage, none of it, and yeah,
Speaker 1: none of it was good and we just had to
Speaker 1: just complete ship. We thought about just recasting him for
Speaker 1: this scene alone, and we thought that might have been
Speaker 1: funny in and of itself, but we were just kind
Speaker 1: of we didn't have the budget, so let him. We
Speaker 1: let him. We let him give us everything we had,
Speaker 1: anything he had and none of it was even remotely good.
Speaker 1: So all of it. I love the idea of like
Speaker 1: a movie commentary track just shitting all over the movie
Speaker 1: that that they just sold the You just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we built this out of fucking garbage. That's not even
Speaker 1: really Heath Ledger, he was already dead. We actually did
Speaker 1: this with entirely with a I wow, fut on the
Speaker 1: usual unusual suspects or whatever, with completely with a I like,
Speaker 1: we actually just gave this to a fucking dog and
Speaker 1: he just typed it out and we just thought it
Speaker 1: was good enough, so we just ran with it. But
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey on board and then the rest was history.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the bathroom and then he just leaves.
Speaker 1: It's like a stream.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh my god, Hassan being I need Hassan
Speaker 4: to to be in a movie and to be in
Speaker 4: a movie, and then he does commentary tracks.
Speaker 1: Fucking amazing. So I want to work out for a bit.
Speaker 1: I walked my dog, Uh fuck the fuck? What do
Speaker 1: you mean?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: What's the what? What do you mean? Fucking That clip
Speaker 1: is hysterical to me, though, man like the order tuned
Speaker 1: him getting angry at people because I think that was
Speaker 1: like he was streaming something like seriously political or something.
Speaker 1: He was on the same day as like a State
Speaker 1: of Player or whatever. People were like, you want to
Speaker 1: see the state of Players, Like if you're here for
Speaker 1: the state to play, fucking leave, fucking leave, and it's
Speaker 1: like auto tuned. So it just sounds insane. That's good,
Speaker 1: I got I gotta see that anyway. Anyway, love the
Speaker 1: show and I've been a fan since the Great Sleepy
Speaker 1: Cast Migration. I don't know when that was. We have
Speaker 1: a lot of sleepy cabin people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see it in the recommendeds Like people also
Speaker 4: listen to.
Speaker 1: What the fuck you saying from a sleepy cast, right,
Speaker 1: I'm saying audience.
Speaker 4: Like the sleepy cat died, and then they're like, hey,
Speaker 4: there's something relatively similar.
Speaker 1: I mean, fucking uh that Zachary Zach was the first guest,
Speaker 1: so it makes sense. I don't even know if his
Speaker 1: name is actually Zachary.
Speaker 4: I know something because like there's a guy crazy was
Speaker 4: a person I know a person named John and his
Speaker 4: name is just John.
Speaker 1: It's not John. I know people like that too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know John's that are actually John.
Speaker 4: I think John Jones is that I think John and
Speaker 4: jo In. I know that's not true, but I think
Speaker 4: j o In is his name. It's not even Jonathan,
Speaker 4: it's just Ja. I could be completely wrong.
Speaker 1: John beat my wife Jones?
Speaker 8: Is it John?
Speaker 3: I've I've failed more drug test than probably almost any
Speaker 3: other person in the league, and.
Speaker 1: It's object j stands for jerking off now. That's badass
Speaker 1: off jerking off now. Jones.
Speaker 3: I think he's a really talented fighter, but oh god, yeah,
Speaker 3: I just feel.
Speaker 4: Like his you know, he he couldn't have gotten over
Speaker 4: the edge because a lot of his fights were a
Speaker 4: lot closer than people remember. So I feel like the
Speaker 4: p D A great example is a chill Son and
Speaker 4: being juiced up the gills. He was an obvious cheater
Speaker 4: and he's the only person that's been object about it
Speaker 4: and honest. And he was like, guys, I was so
Speaker 4: sauced up, and John Jones was so much stronger than me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know what you're on. Sorry, I know
Speaker 1: what's going on here. Your podcast is only one is
Speaker 1: the only one that truly appeals to my absurd, immature
Speaker 1: sense of humor. Keep doing what you do, you doful
Speaker 1: best appreciate that, man. Yeah, it's cool. I like that. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's so funny because like it's it's it's such a
Speaker 1: weird mix because we talk about politics kind of seriously
Speaker 1: sometimes and then it just gets this half of the
Speaker 1: show is completely alien to the first app jack off
Speaker 1: what was it again? Already jerking off now? Jerking off now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: jerking off now.
Speaker 3: No, that's what I call music now featuring jerking off now.
Speaker 1: Just penis music music. Penis music made me laugh so
Speaker 1: hard the first time I heard it. Is it is
Speaker 1: the only music that I have laughed at that didn't
Speaker 1: have like a joke or a punchline where it does no,
Speaker 1: but it is the punchline to a joke. No one's
Speaker 1: telling it's great. It's such a weird like understanding why
Speaker 1: it's called penis music. It's the let up, like the
Speaker 1: setup is that it's called penis music, and the punchline
Speaker 1: is hearing. It's just pressing, it's just pressing. I don't
Speaker 1: have music that makes you want to ship? No, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Is that like the like the like that
Speaker 1: that the sludge kind of like like whatever, like a
Speaker 1: fat ugly dog is on screen. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: it's like gargling synthesizer.
Speaker 3: It's it's the kind of sounds that make your stomach
Speaker 3: move so you digest.
Speaker 1: So you have to You ever heard that song I
Speaker 1: can't stop like that? Oh yeah, yeah, that's something like
Speaker 1: the Holocaust. Can't stop.
Speaker 4: But I'm talking about that in the era of music,
Speaker 4: when everybody stopped making real music and they're like, I
Speaker 4: can get rich just making toilet sounds.
Speaker 1: That shows dope. I tell you every day. I am gay. Oh,
Speaker 1: I am so little not sax. I am gay. Dad,
Speaker 1: I mentioned that I'm gay. Everybody knows I'm gay, But
Speaker 1: did you know it too? Sucking cock a fucking ass
Speaker 1: a fucking but hey, I am real gay. I think
Speaker 1: industry maybe is last industy maybe is let me a
Speaker 1: great like it's a great song. Yeah, except for Jack
Speaker 1: Carlow Jack so slightly. I'm straight. I'm straight. He's gay,
Speaker 1: but I'm straight. I'm I really don't want it. It's true.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not him call me that I would,
Speaker 1: I would reac out of the tracks. So good, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't tell that. I'm okay. I'm doing
Speaker 1: it with him, but I am straight. By I love women.
Speaker 1: I love women. I love women. I love women, and
Speaker 1: then it cuts back the bro what the what was that? A?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Anyway, let's get some more questions here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that makes sense, Skeeter Jordan Skeeterson wrote in
Speaker 1: he says, would you guys, would you guys ever consider
Speaker 1: going to Australia to go on Cold Ones? Yes, or
Speaker 1: or invite them to LA to be on this nark tank.
Speaker 1: That would be I mean, they're not doing that. They're
Speaker 1: not doing that. But if I absolutely I should talk
Speaker 1: to Max in a while. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: spoken to me. I've only dm'd with him a couple
Speaker 1: of times. But uh, if I was ever, if I
Speaker 1: ever had the opportunity go on Cold Ones, I would
Speaker 1: absolutely do it. I just don't think I'm high profile
Speaker 1: enough to do that, mainly because I just haven't made
Speaker 1: anything in a while.
Speaker 4: I have one interaction with with Maximofo, only one, and
Speaker 4: I don't remember why I replied.
Speaker 1: I replied with so I, uh, Super.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he shared a picture of Super
Speaker 4: Mario with Mario with his balls out or something.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. It sounds about right.
Speaker 4: All I know is that I you know, took the
Speaker 4: photo and I stretched it like to make his balls
Speaker 4: way bigger, Like I just stretched it and replied. Then
Speaker 4: he reacted, that's the only reaction I've never talked about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like, I haven't. I haven't watched every single
Speaker 1: episode of the show or anything, but I've seen a
Speaker 1: couple episodes and that's a solid it's a great premise.
Speaker 1: I love the idea. I think they're really they're funny.
Speaker 1: They're fun I love the ones where they like uh
Speaker 1: where they they do like they just pay for a
Speaker 1: bunch of cameos or they pay a bunch of five
Speaker 1: for people. Did you like crazy shit? Yeah, those are
Speaker 1: the best and they're funny. I like them. I just
Speaker 1: I'm so out of contact with a lot of YouTube
Speaker 1: because I just haven't been active there. I've been more
Speaker 1: of in the podcast space, could you, I guess. But
Speaker 1: the thing is like the thing also, yeah, he said,
Speaker 1: I kind of like flying to Australia. It's a lot
Speaker 1: for me, a lot. I don't. I get five hours
Speaker 1: into a flight, I'm really itching, Like I'm really like
Speaker 1: I'm at my limit. Really, yeah, I have like I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not good. I'm not claustrophobic really, but it's scales
Speaker 1: the longer, like five hours in like a coffin. I'm
Speaker 1: you know, of stressing the out coffin and so like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the idea is gonna come gonna fall out because I'm
Speaker 1: jacking off the whole time. Eventually the coffins like fucking
Speaker 1: bulging and gross, like, let's wrong that? Uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: came in there a lot, No, dude.
Speaker 2: I.
Speaker 4: I I've been thinking about because because again we don't
Speaker 4: have a manager or anything set up, and don't have
Speaker 4: agents anything like too gay to set that up. It
Speaker 4: really is just a I was actually, you know, I
Speaker 4: was just finally thinking about I think what if I
Speaker 4: crushed that? What did I crush your balls? I think
Speaker 4: I feel like the show is over? Do you think
Speaker 4: you would quit over that?
Speaker 3: I think it's also the idea of like just digging
Speaker 3: into someone's pants, like everybody's talking, everybody's having a compeition.
Speaker 1: Somebody you start quaking, he's quickly the last day growing
Speaker 1: and suck it just a little bit. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no sucking. But you're like you're like digging, like you're
Speaker 1: looking for change, like like you changed, how do you
Speaker 1: come back? From that man. I was just looking for
Speaker 1: about about I thought I saw a dollar. My bad,
Speaker 1: I thought I saw a dollar in your fucking underwear. Dude, dollar,
Speaker 1: Have you seen that? As you were Have you seen
Speaker 1: that homeless Asian guy that hangs around to CBS? No, yes,
Speaker 1: and ralphs oh no, I mean you seeing that guy.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. I go to these
Speaker 1: places in like a zone like where like I'm kind
Speaker 1: of an autopilot.
Speaker 4: This guy is hard to miss because he's a little aggressive.
Speaker 4: He's like nice but also aggressive, and he usually has
Speaker 4: a sign he's.
Speaker 1: Here's a sign that just says money. It's like, you've
Speaker 1: gotta try harder than that, dude. I respect that. I'm
Speaker 1: gonn give him fifty bucks somebody. I love that.
Speaker 4: He's like he's like angry all the time too, so
Speaker 4: it's just says Bundy and like, you're buddy.
Speaker 3: I don't donate money people skills.
Speaker 1: I don't donate I already forgot my point of bringing
Speaker 1: them up. Okay, well great, yeah I have money on them.
Speaker 1: We're just talking. Oh never mind, Yeah, I was good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead. Yeah. Anyway, like the flight to the flight
Speaker 1: to Australia, is kind of hard for me, like hours
Speaker 1: on a plane layovers included. Uh, I don't mind a
Speaker 1: layover if it's that long. The thing to me is
Speaker 1: like the the idea of getting off a plane to
Speaker 1: me means the journey is over. And so the idea
Speaker 1: of like getting off a plane only to get back
Speaker 1: on when immediately like it's just like it would be
Speaker 1: like like you're safe crashing or something, and then you
Speaker 1: gotta go like all the way back. I don't mind.
Speaker 1: I've already do. I've I had the worst experience. You've
Speaker 1: flown already to Europe. I've never flown out. I was
Speaker 1: in for first. I had a layover re sevented hours
Speaker 1: in Canada one time. And here's the thing.
Speaker 4: It was during COVID time where Canada was locked down,
Speaker 4: so me as an American, I couldn't just I couldn't go.
Speaker 4: And then all they had was four hundred dollars fucking
Speaker 4: uh hotels.
Speaker 1: I almost paid for it, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I refuse in the airport. I slept the airport. I
Speaker 1: was fucking off. I've done that before, airport. I'll kill myself.
Speaker 1: I wanted. It's not that it's really not that bad.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't, I guess for seventeen hours. That's
Speaker 1: a why I wanted to kill myself. I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't relax while I'm near planes or in planes.
Speaker 1: I've definitely slept. I've definitely slept at airports before because
Speaker 1: I remember like there was a flight that I had
Speaker 1: to take at like four am or like five am
Speaker 1: the next day, and nobody could take me at that
Speaker 1: time or like a couple hours before. So I just
Speaker 1: like went there like at like eleven the previous night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I just kind of like slept. I didn't
Speaker 1: even go through security. I slept like in the in
Speaker 1: like before security, and then I went through. But uh,
Speaker 1: I don't have the chocolate because I think security doesn't
Speaker 1: open until a certain point. So iess like fuck, I
Speaker 1: gotta like, yeah, really annoying it was. I got there
Speaker 1: like it wasn't eleven. I'm missing the time specifically, but
Speaker 1: it was like a really awkward time. Well I can't
Speaker 1: do it. You're gonna have to do it anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would go. I would go if they offered me
Speaker 1: to go to if they wanted me to go to, Sure.
Speaker 3: I would have London again, maybe but even that dude,
Speaker 3: that was at the end of my rope for that
Speaker 3: flight we're going I was at the end of the flight.
Speaker 3: I was literally like hysterico, hoa, prepare yourself. I mean,
Speaker 3: all you need is ann X. That's literally I got to.
Speaker 1: Be a little nervous and I won't be able to
Speaker 1: fall SEP. Still, no, I disagree. You underest me a
Speaker 1: nervous acond game. You've never had nags before, so I've
Speaker 1: never sold it. So anyway, we're gonna read the names
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Speaker 1: for I don't know, this is a weird episode. Uh,
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Speaker 1: in the it's in the whatever single by thirty five,
Speaker 1: Dead by thirty eight. That's fucking badass picture of me
Speaker 1: all these fucking now I think I just want words. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just the word thing. So like all these
Speaker 1: dumb ass millennial fucking idiot women. Yeah, buy them, dumb
Speaker 1: ass millennial idiot women. They got bills show that like
Speaker 1: FX would produce stupid bitches. Dumb ass stupid bitches. The show. Hey,
Speaker 1: what the it's a show like girls or something or
Speaker 1: like what was the that week? Yeah, brought that's the
Speaker 1: one I was. I was gonna say the show that
Speaker 1: they had Hillary Clinton on, Oh god, yeah on broad
Speaker 1: City made me hate that show. Wow, the show is
Speaker 1: actually funny? Is that the show with the show, No,
Speaker 1: that's two broke broads or two broke bitches. That's two
Speaker 1: porch sluts toes, actually two and povered sluts. That's what
Speaker 1: two girls girls? Okay, sorry those words. Those words are
Speaker 1: so interchangeable. So it's actually called two Broke girls. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's then who's.
Speaker 3: The one that was on Comedy Central with that Jewish forgot.
Speaker 4: Her name, Sarah Silverman that she's the only Yeah, he's
Speaker 4: only female, she's only like the only female Jewish comedians.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, she's a baby though technically of course,
Speaker 1: I mean that's why she's not funny like this. I've
Speaker 1: never heard her say what I'm charitable. I'm pretty charitable too,
Speaker 1: And she's not funny. Melissa McCarthy, I think, is also
Speaker 1: not that funny. But like I've seen her be funny.
Speaker 1: She said, yeah, can be funny, she said moments. She
Speaker 1: can't be funny if she's even the right material. But
Speaker 1: like I've never seen Amy. She more funny than anything.
Speaker 1: I think the funny the joke is that she is famous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's funny. Yeah, it's very surprising. And understand when I
Speaker 1: say that is that I believe this because women are less.
Speaker 3: It's suck because Amy super validates.
Speaker 1: A lot of I want there to be no I
Speaker 1: want there to be no confusion. But where I stand
Speaker 1: on the issue of misogyny, which is that I supported wholeheartedly.
Speaker 1: I fully support.
Speaker 3: You're aware of it, right, aware of what misogyny?
Speaker 1: What's that kind of cool? That is that not a dish?
Speaker 3: It works, it's it's cool, But it's not a lot
Speaker 3: of damage to men too that men just don't understand.
Speaker 1: It's really interesting, it's really interesting.
Speaker 4: Misogy would be fine if the Internet didn't exist, massage,
Speaker 4: it would be fine.
Speaker 1: I know what you mean, sentiment that you're I understand
Speaker 1: what I think you're trying to say, I disagree with
Speaker 1: everything about that because it was because because the Internet
Speaker 1: gathers people together and so like it's like it's like
Speaker 1: the same concept as like a village idiot. We're like
Speaker 1: it was okay to have a village idiot, but because
Speaker 1: the Internet exists, now the village idiots have gathered together
Speaker 1: and formed village idiot Land, and they have their own
Speaker 1: like village idiot constitution, and like, you know, they and
Speaker 1: they're and they're like kind of like and they they
Speaker 1: they egg each other on in their cycle of like
Speaker 1: being like, oh, we're proud of how stupid we are. Actually,
Speaker 1: so I know what you're saying in the sense of
Speaker 1: like I knows what I'm saying is retarded, but you
Speaker 1: get it. The town, like the town misogynists would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: how quirky. Yeah, But what happened.
Speaker 3: What happens is that the town misogynists, a lot of
Speaker 3: the town goers about this. They don't have to go
Speaker 3: They're still not enough to build a city. Now there's
Speaker 3: the big sphere. I think that we build the city,
Speaker 3: But I think the problem was people weren't to have
Speaker 3: the balls to be a part of the city. Which
Speaker 3: has built like a rap Now they're a part of it,
Speaker 3: and they're like, I'm fine with it. I'm a fine
Speaker 3: thinking my wife should not be able begin to abortion,
Speaker 3: have to get raped, and this like.
Speaker 1: My idea. But could you did you repeat that we
Speaker 1: should build a rapture for him, a rapture from sitting underwater,
Speaker 1: just full of people who wait on this.
Speaker 4: They all become gay eventually they clearly is it like
Speaker 4: exact Replica does have all the bells and whistles that.
Speaker 1: Is rapture exactly down to the economic despair and the
Speaker 1: and the mutations and demons running around, they have to
Speaker 1: be chastes the big Daddy. It actually starts off with
Speaker 1: the demons too, So it's like we're gonna import some demons.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. They will be God moment moment.
Speaker 3: We'll make it funnies that most of them will try
Speaker 3: to challenge and stuff to be I'm not afraid, You've
Speaker 3: gotta go do this, And a big Daddy would.
Speaker 1: Have one of them. What's so scary of Big Daddy?
Speaker 1: And then they get drilled just immediately. Did I remember
Speaker 1: those are just riking image When I first the CGI
Speaker 1: BioShock trailer where the guy just gets a drill thrown
Speaker 1: through his fucking stomach is like one of the most
Speaker 1: like that was like, whoa, we're here.
Speaker 3: Picking up the Shotgune scene is is gonna be a
Speaker 3: memorable one for me? I'm like, oh, there's everything's dark.
Speaker 1: That game is so good man. Anyway, I guess you
Speaker 1: just won't read the names play that game. But then
Speaker 1: you should play Bioshot. That'd be a game literally would
Speaker 1: not be a Lily. Lily can't play the first person games.
Speaker 1: I get. I bet, dude, I want to play for Evil.
Speaker 1: She can't do. And I'm like, honey, stopping. She can't
Speaker 1: play I can't play Resid Evil. She can't play fucking
Speaker 1: she can't play a first person shooter. Theresid evils so
Speaker 1: much more grass, did you she she panics and every interaction,
Speaker 1: like every single interaction with a zombie is a panic
Speaker 1: from her. Co up with her in five when it
Speaker 1: comes out again. Yeah, it's just still panic that she
Speaker 1: doesn't have. You can just take up a slack. That's
Speaker 1: I hope I can still. I don't know. I'm sure
Speaker 1: is that five is just like it's not panic induced.
Speaker 1: I don't remember panics for me, because of the fact
Speaker 1: that it's fun. No, the chainsaw guy scared me. I've
Speaker 1: picked another gate. Plus help please help? Oh yeah, names
Speaker 1: three two one Kingston pulling a dog's legs. See they
Speaker 1: do stretch Rowan Mecky the Dead Spider. I put a
Speaker 1: mortar launcher on the boot of a Fiat ponto uh
Speaker 1: Neil Neil de grass Tyson explaining gravity to a falling child.
Speaker 1: You're being pulled really towards the giant mass in the
Speaker 1: center of the planet. Isn't that crazy how the ground
Speaker 1: will pull you. You're being moved inwards.
Speaker 3: And he's tumbling off a bridge at a certain point.
Speaker 1: Child, But he'll be afraise.
Speaker 3: If something gains mass, it eventually gains inward, pulled towards
Speaker 3: the core of the said thing. So as you're falling
Speaker 3: right now, the planet is pulling you towards. Secondly, the
Speaker 3: planet's murdering you.
Speaker 1: Child. Yeah, technically you're not even falling. You're flying towards
Speaker 1: what what the planet really is? You're flying, you're ascending
Speaker 1: it in someone in Australia be ascending just the wrong something.
Speaker 1: He's just saying wrong ship. I mean, the kids think
Speaker 1: it's whimsical. His kids hit his head on five girders.
Speaker 1: Already he's gone. He's like fucking scent.
Speaker 3: His face looks like the edge lego pieces.
Speaker 1: Actually he's not gone. He's still here, but he has expired.
Speaker 1: His body remains, but his mind is getting I think
Speaker 1: by an elephant trunk Jesus delta Gamma, easing myself onto
Speaker 1: an upright we remote. It's called the weimote. Okay is
Speaker 1: it called It's called them. If you say WoT you
Speaker 1: should be slaughtered, he should be tarred, feathered, retard, breaded
Speaker 1: and then fried. How long are you gonna do it?
Speaker 1: All that stuff on you? Like, would you be able
Speaker 1: to like endure and get out the suffocated the tar
Speaker 1: the first second you got the tar on good point,
Speaker 1: like you hold your You're like you're getting fried, and
Speaker 1: you're like you didn't hail you didn't hail a feather,
Speaker 1: and then you die from that the idea somebody getting
Speaker 1: out of the fryer and then they crack out and
Speaker 1: then like that was crazy.
Speaker 3: It was really hot in here for a little bit.
Speaker 3: Idrekause you tarred me twice, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: I read historically that happened in a feud of Japan
Speaker 4: to gormand the Thief. Yeah, so you got deep fried
Speaker 4: oil literally, but he can cracked the sealing somehow he endured.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He he was holding his son above his hands.
Speaker 1: He was like one piece. He jumps out of Okay,
Speaker 1: well wear out? What well, I'm done. I'm done. I
Speaker 1: quit the show. I mean you can just keep saying it.
Speaker 1: I like that one piss you brought water there? What's
Speaker 1: this pushy doing? This kind of tastes like soap? What
Speaker 1: he's gummy bears? Are you eating gummy bears? Did they
Speaker 1: put soap in them? It's probably one of those soap
Speaker 1: gummy bears. It's kind of taste like it weird cilantro
Speaker 1: gummy bears. I fucked him so hard. I made that
Speaker 1: booty Queef literally fed this toddler last week. Why is
Speaker 1: it still crying? Squimp? Is bugs? Clamuel esquire? The third?
Speaker 1: What's up? Where is the corn strup and sugar in this? Fuck?
Speaker 1: You know that is? That's like having two archers. It's
Speaker 1: like you have a really over kill Yeah, come on, man, like,
Speaker 1: how much range do you need? Not shooting? Got brossline
Speaker 1: and sugar in it? Wow? Well aspartame and sugar. Can
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Speaker 1: the f slur? It would be like breaking the habit.
Speaker 1: Thank you, yeah, thank you, thank you. I couldn't figure it.
Speaker 1: Run away, that's good. I think I just happened to
Speaker 1: think about it. I could have. I could see myself
Speaker 1: reading that and be like, what the fuck are you
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Speaker 1: didn't know Sween did that for real Berserker Beatles, Big
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Speaker 1: had no clientlest according to Trump's Justice Department. Boy, I
Speaker 1: love living in a country that run by kid Littler's
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Speaker 1: I hate the Geese.
Speaker 10: I am I am not coming on time. I am
Speaker 10: so excited for my phone? What fun memes await me?
Speaker 1: I literally not used it today? Congrats? Yeah literally not
Speaker 1: Yeah that it took three hundreds of an episode I
Speaker 1: did the last time. Either you don't pay attention, you
Speaker 1: only show me using it. Well, there wouldn't be you
Speaker 1: to show if you how how dare you blame me
Speaker 1: for that's crazy? That's crazy, Chris? How dare you assert
Speaker 1: that I use my phone? It's your fault for showing
Speaker 1: me using exactly. People wouldn't know I use the phone.
Speaker 1: I didn't show me using the phone. This is your fault.
Speaker 1: I have to show me I'm worth sharing a shot.
Speaker 1: This is all your fault is good stuff? Do you know?
Speaker 1: I'm gay?
Speaker 11: I my wife should and Shet my bid I kicked
Speaker 11: dogs for the fun. I don't know that that far okay?
Speaker 11: Now you're now you're now you're lying.
Speaker 1: Well I said a bunch of truths and that, so
Speaker 1: what would be more likely I just made up that
Speaker 1: random lie or that like they're all true? Yeah? You lied?
Speaker 1: Just now? Maybe kick dogs? That's check check me, check me,
Speaker 1: check me, Liberal liberals, If God's not real?
Speaker 3: Why by such a stupid fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: It turns out. Sweety's kicking down. Why is he doing
Speaker 1: why's he doing that? What's going on? What's making him
Speaker 1: do this? I say, we don't care. We do he
Speaker 1: sat on the mine and it went off, he'd be fine.
Speaker 1: You know what a mine is.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm very aware. Yeah, be sat on a min,
Speaker 4: I said, mine, I know, silent Like do.
Speaker 1: You think you you think if a mine was sitting
Speaker 1: on a chair and you sat on the chair, do
Speaker 1: you think it would okay? So this would you be
Speaker 1: able to actually on the mind would be floating above it? No?
Speaker 1: I was, well, I was gonna say, would he just
Speaker 1: slip into your colon and kind of wear you? Or
Speaker 1: would you like kind of sit on his lap? These
Speaker 1: are the questions.
Speaker 4: It all depends on what the mime is doing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, the mine can do whatever it wants. The
Speaker 4: mine is one of the most powerful beings in the universe.
Speaker 3: If a mime is just powers on his dick, well
Speaker 3: to date become invisible, then whatever you wanted to be.
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Speaker 1: you got that dog and you well, I'm in a dog.
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Speaker 1: Chris's feet picks for fent Hey, man, do what you
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Speaker 1: kicks fucking ass. And I can watch fucking Maddi Gascar
Speaker 1: while I'm fucking driving. Did you know that? Whoa? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: getting motion sickness from Earth's rotation. That's your your You
Speaker 1: should probably die, you know, likes can we slow down?
Speaker 1: I would never go away. I got bad news for you.
Speaker 1: But we not only can we never slow down ever,
Speaker 1: but if we do, you're not equipped for this. If
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Speaker 1: just got so lightheaded. I don't know why because I've
Speaker 1: only had coffee today. No, that sounds coffee and gummies.
Speaker 1: That's like basically like our diet when we were driving
Speaker 1: across the country. It was like these weird like Gatorade
Speaker 1: hydration gummies and red Bull on some Mario brother ship.
Speaker 1: After the bill passed, I know, I read that like
Speaker 1: a Borderlands character. We had the start tank support all
Speaker 1: actions made by Iran E Done glory be to the
Speaker 1: Ayatola Jack WFM, fucked Toyota, the lame CONTs winning every
Speaker 1: every rally this year, and fuck that French freak Ougiere.
Speaker 1: Piss troughs are absolute barbarism. All my sexes are with men,
Speaker 1: and that's why I hang my hat on his wienie
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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, big meat, these things
Speaker 1: can Ola Joe slid into Epstein's cell like a T
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Speaker 1: He had a whole minute sneaking there. Naked Fishing League
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Speaker 1: internal monologue sounds like jar Jar Banks Heath eating truck
Speaker 1: stops sushi on the regular gids. Brave, brave man to
Speaker 1: be doing that. I wouldn't do that. Live yees still
Speaker 1: alive as the song from Portal Intestines are hilariously, His
Speaker 1: intestines are actually just a straight line, no build up,
Speaker 1: no time. Oh, I have to ship so so fast,
Speaker 1: that's so sad. That's so sad. There's just your stomach
Speaker 1: and then a line straight to your You get so
Speaker 1: thin though, probably look really interesting. Time to absorb anything
Speaker 1: A certified rock. Uh fuck Israel on Tel Aviv, I
Speaker 1: said him too. Please listen to Big Dick Randy by
Speaker 1: dig Bar all right, who we sent in Israel spawn
Speaker 1: or punisher spawn would be hilarious, would be really unfortunately,
Speaker 1: is probably just an idea. Have to be honest, lies, brothers, sisters.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just said that expressed how little
Speaker 1: I believed what I just said. I literally just said it.
Speaker 1: For Castle's Castle Stein actually, Frank Castlesteam, it's crazy. They're
Speaker 1: they're devil steam. That's crazy. Oh my god. Alright, Uh,
Speaker 1: Lily's brother steers with the cars radio and now it
Speaker 1: was Kevin Durant's feet. Lots and lots of snakes on planes.
Speaker 1: I pay my TV licens, miss miss pants, Minnesota sports
Speaker 1: are the most cursed fuck face unstoppable cardboard Pie replaced
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Speaker 1: my engine sounds like take on me Nighart, zig Guard,
Speaker 1: nig Heart, Zigard, Scott's stapping, young lad the hidden genius
Speaker 1: of calling people I don't like the N word. A
Speaker 1: retrospective video essay just cut Sweeney's pay already howling dark
Speaker 1: obi wan obi wan b like there are no there
Speaker 1: are no pedophiles. That's insane. Uh, there's we all know
Speaker 1: the pedophiles you're looking.
Speaker 3: Forein was a great guy.
Speaker 1: Epstein was just misunderstood. Okay, carry on, Oh damn, I
Speaker 1: didn't think about it that way.
Speaker 3: The freaking the trooper opened his mouth so hard it
Speaker 3: breaks the helmet.
Speaker 1: He calmly takes his helmet on, sets it aside, fucking
Speaker 1: blasting three shots. He gets three shots through his head.
Speaker 1: If we rode Star Wars, that's all. That's how exactly
Speaker 1: that would be the first shot in the last shot.
Speaker 1: I would I would love you don't have anything to
Speaker 1: live for. I would love rewrite Stars. That'd be funny.
Speaker 1: Do what must be done.
Speaker 3: That's we're writing the Star Wars all of them, were
Speaker 3: writing all nine of them.
Speaker 1: We re write all nine of them in one episode. Probably,
Speaker 1: I have no issue. I have no qualms about doing that.
Speaker 1: I think we could do. I think you do the trilogies.
Speaker 1: I've only seen one of these, Just kidding I think
Speaker 1: I've seen them all. Maybe I would love to rewrite
Speaker 1: the prequels. I think I've actually only not seen the
Speaker 1: second movie of the prequels.
Speaker 3: I think that is technically the worst one.
Speaker 1: I think I haven't seen that one either, actually Clones. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything from it. I think I might
Speaker 1: know from like Osmosis, but like I do, I don't
Speaker 1: know anything from it. That's the one where is that?
Speaker 1: The one where kig Ar Mlkovich shows up doesn't sound unsurprising.
Speaker 1: There's the one where General Gris has sex with the
Speaker 1: Obi Grievs.
Speaker 3: In that one, Obi Trice, Yeah, yeah, yes, huh, Gos
Speaker 3: isn't a episode he's only episode three.
Speaker 1: How do you know that?
Speaker 3: All of them, I know were more about say you
Speaker 3: should unfortunately not unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Star Wars, Sweeney and Kanye for President. Actually really you
Speaker 1: played again? Yeah? The game was amazing. Goon Devil the
Speaker 1: Man without come hammering my dick flat to to grind
Speaker 1: Smithing levels. I call it ex caliber. Now I ate
Speaker 1: Dick Dick fruit and now I'm gay. Uh Peter Peter
Speaker 1: Lori Fish Battle Adam ruins everything. But it's a super
Speaker 1: animal striking the North coast Coast of America, the North
Speaker 1: Coast Canada, it's just the Antarctic basically. Yeah, it's damn
Speaker 1: there reason it's not even really Canada because most of
Speaker 1: it's not even any that's Canada, but no Canadians. That's
Speaker 1: because none of Canada lives that high. It'd be like
Speaker 1: the North coast of Australia in Australia, Australia affected the most,
Speaker 1: assuming that they go that far east. But like if
Speaker 1: it's just like the dead center of the middle of
Speaker 1: the coast of North North of North America, then that's
Speaker 1: kind of nothing. That's just like a penguin and like
Speaker 1: maybe like a bag of rice that was like floated
Speaker 1: on shore by something like boat sinking. Anyway, tried Caribbean food,
Speaker 1: Pringles flavor Man, Smitch, I'm so curious about those, Smitchy
Speaker 1: the kid, foul tarnish Twink me tink everyone, I see
Speaker 1: that's a fucking concern. Indiana Jones and the joking of
Speaker 1: the crystal penis and my new Dan D weapon plus
Speaker 1: four bludgeoning Canter and John Demi John Damagio voiced grievous
Speaker 1: Clone wars. Oh you're right, and Jake the dog Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And Marcus Phoenix. I forget what Marcus.
Speaker 3: He's always just gonna be freaking bender to me.
Speaker 1: To me, he's like like that's the most although bender
Speaker 1: is most mostly him yeah, him not doing a voice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but chosen one. I'd like to help you, but I
Speaker 1: I I I I I just can't. I won't we
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Speaker 3: How black people are, like you have black character. I
Speaker 3: don't mind dick down.
Speaker 1: Dick him down like a dairy farmer, call me grade
Speaker 1: a butter. Listen to them the children of the night,
Speaker 1: which we know they make. The one above all is
Speaker 1: a green vagot. What flavor is that? Orange cheese? Chester cheese,
Speaker 1: chester cheese. It's literally his chester cheetle. They they they
Speaker 1: actually take his skin off. It's actually his dam. You
Speaker 1: should get really hard and fun that till it's like
Speaker 1: a nice powder coffee and one pringle, nice powder making
Speaker 1: a nice powder. You want to take more. I should
Speaker 1: eat something real. I justn't hold me over, but you know.
Speaker 3: They just let me favorite stytropham. I haven't had prinles
Speaker 3: in my life ever.
Speaker 1: Actually, that can't be real. You've never had pringles. All
Speaker 1: of the fat faggas thing is like the most snackable
Speaker 1: fucking thing in the world. I remember actually really like
Speaker 1: the pizza ones, even though they tasted nothing like pizza whatever,
Speaker 1: not even a little bit. Whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 1: It's it's pretty actually just tastes like this. I'm not
Speaker 1: even really convinced that there's really different flavors of Pringles. Actually,
Speaker 1: not anything about it.
Speaker 3: The sour cream is they were different. I like stray
Speaker 3: freaman onion. I don't like Prinkles anymore. I'm not a
Speaker 3: fan of them. I just like them when I was younger.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, yeah, I like anything. It's just like
Speaker 1: you realize how process everything is and they become less appealing.
Speaker 1: But like they hit sometimes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't usually go out of my way to buy,
Speaker 4: but there's a there're a dollar at seven eleven.
Speaker 1: Why not it's a good snack. Yeah. I wanted to
Speaker 1: go buy water and amy to drink, and then the
Speaker 1: thing of ship on there on the counter. I'm like, what,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of trans fat. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: transpats in those which you know I support, obviously they transpats.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't imagine that they don't eighty nine
Speaker 1: percent trans fact that is as solid as it is interesting.
Speaker 1: Not even cis fats, So Craig the Canadian. Every day
Speaker 1: we straight further from the damn train. C J. There's zero.
Speaker 4: But I think if you have less than one hundred
Speaker 4: grams of trans fat you don't have to list it.
Speaker 4: Even fats are getting woke, which is awesome. You know,
Speaker 4: our FDA is sick.
Speaker 1: The fats are getting awoke. If you have more than
Speaker 1: one hundred per serving, then you have to list it.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it says you put zero. You look at the
Speaker 1: serving size of like cereal, and how how quick little
Speaker 1: kit get a spoonful? What a great serving. It's insane.
Speaker 1: A bowl of cereal is psychotic. Actually, I usually have
Speaker 1: like a third of the bowl. You know, it's a good, great,
Speaker 1: a great. A wide mug would work. I just can't, like,
Speaker 1: I can't get to the wide mug. So bowl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying. That's why I have a
Speaker 1: shallow bowl, which works great. Have a thimble. He's put
Speaker 1: a couple of little splash of milk. Oh, my stomach
Speaker 1: hurts so much. It's your boy, Shawny d. Thank and
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Speaker 1: using the remote from click to pause time, codecakes and
Speaker 1: hedst doon't come and resume time and watch what he
Speaker 1: does from afar a far Such a sophisticated use word
Speaker 1: to use. Uh. Ginger Sweeney getting on better terms with
Speaker 1: his father, getting glasses and surgery to get rid of
Speaker 1: his toothcap. No no no no no no no no
Speaker 1: getting an aggy with it. No no no, no no
Speaker 1: no no no. Drip mh Lord of All Drip. John
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Speaker 1: prison in twenty sixteen and now uploads original music on YouTube.
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Speaker 1: so funny, Like those guys came on in the minds
Speaker 1: that the rest, so they always like like fuck you
Speaker 1: and stuff and make you do creepy. You remember the
Speaker 1: news report about that. Yes, we're like, there was just like, uh,
Speaker 1: they call it virtual rape. To me, that was the
Speaker 1: pinnacle of that era, that moment. That moment was so crazy, like,
Speaker 1: oh uh fucking gamer game be mentioned on Law and Order?
Speaker 1: What the Law and Order gamer with Logan Paul? Logan,
Speaker 1: Paul is the perpetrators and he was the gamer Gate.
Speaker 1: Yeah he got shot in it. No, no, I Icy
Speaker 1: shoots Logan Paul in that episode. Shut up Logan, Paul,
Speaker 1: Shut up, Logan, Paul. I got news feet, I'm icedy,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna shoot you in the neck and head blake.
Speaker 1: He drags it up to his head. I think you
Speaker 1: said game over. I think I think you said you
Speaker 1: you improvised that, But I think you're right that He
Speaker 1: says that probably did. I think it was like that
Speaker 1: chick when you first got assaulted in the bathroom, like
Speaker 1: what happened? They leveled up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, brother, it's such a class would
Speaker 4: you No one would say that, dude.
Speaker 1: People really need to go back, Like, look, there there's
Speaker 1: a lot of they leveled up. She looks at the camera.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of there were a lot of nefarious
Speaker 1: idiots that were part of gamer Gate in retrospect obviously,
Speaker 1: but like, holy shit, that episode of Low and Order
Speaker 1: was so unhinges insane they leveled up. Dude.
Speaker 4: It's like if if Gamergate was a like a war,
Speaker 4: like the pro people, the people that were on the
Speaker 4: surface actually talking about ethics and stuff, and try to
Speaker 4: hold them accountable hard loss.
Speaker 1: Like the worst slaughter in any war ever.
Speaker 4: Because there is no mention in pop culture that even
Speaker 4: people like that existed, right, yeah, none, zero, Because I
Speaker 4: hear about gamer get every one a while. You know
Speaker 4: what the thing is like the people who believe in
Speaker 4: it for that reason, we're sane.
Speaker 1: And so when it ended, they were like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: good because I remember when Kataku updated there they're h
Speaker 1: I can't remember what the term. It's not TS, but
Speaker 1: it's like there's whatever. I can't There was some kind
Speaker 1: of thing. It was like ethics, like an ethical standard, right,
Speaker 1: there was an abbreviation that I can't remember at this point.
Speaker 1: But when they updated and they were like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: shouldn't actually have people who are tied to certain games
Speaker 1: reviewing them. That's actually not a good thing. You should
Speaker 1: recuse yourself or whatever, and they updated those and I like, oh, good, yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's that is literally all that I wanted, and
Speaker 1: then I just moved on regular and so a lot
Speaker 1: of people that I know who like were into it
Speaker 1: for that reason reasonably stopped when it got once it
Speaker 1: got to the point where it's like, oh, a lot
Speaker 1: of the concerns are kind of addressed, even if not everything,
Speaker 1: the fact that there was progress made at all. Right,
Speaker 1: but the people who stated that anybody who's gamer getting
Speaker 1: their bio today in like twenty twenty five, you are
Speaker 1: should you should probably. I don't want to say you
Speaker 1: should die, because like I don't, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: not say that necessarily. I'm not gonna whatever. Close enough
Speaker 1: they should be hurt. It's like a crazy like it
Speaker 1: it's indicative of like you are not fit. Can you
Speaker 1: stop making noises into the mic? That'd be cool, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be really epic. Fucking asshole, No, no, no, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just because those people moved on and they don't care.
Speaker 1: All you're left with are these people and they've they've
Speaker 1: been the It's kind of like it would be like
Speaker 1: a one piece was just after season one was just
Speaker 1: like all gamer gaters at a certain point, you'd be
Speaker 1: like there's no record of a saying one piece, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because it just most of it
Speaker 1: just becomes insane. It is very true. I understand that.
Speaker 4: It's just so disappointing that in everything, because I see
Speaker 4: a lot of content that they'll briefly mention it because
Speaker 4: they talk about, oh, what was the catalyst for some
Speaker 4: of the most toxic online culture when it comes to
Speaker 4: like young men, and so the point to gamer.
Speaker 1: Gate a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I understand what they're saying because I know
Speaker 4: there was that underground that I never Unfortunately I was
Speaker 4: fucking ignorant too.
Speaker 1: I wish I would have known. Why would you think that? Also,
Speaker 1: like it just seems like an insane thing to think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: back then it is. I just didn't. I didn't. I
Speaker 1: just can't believe, Like I didn't know people like Ethan
Speaker 1: Ralph existed in twenty fourteen, but he was doing his
Speaker 1: thing around that time, and it's just like there were
Speaker 1: always people in like a needy underbelly. But I figured,
Speaker 1: like there's always those people there is an Unfortunately he
Speaker 1: didn't make it seriously that now is that's what it is,
Speaker 1: and that's all it was. Also, Yeah, but I also
Speaker 1: didn't think people would like pay like those people would
Speaker 1: like pick it up once it was done and then
Speaker 1: just continued. That's so crazy to me. Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: be like if you were like if there were people
Speaker 1: still arguing for like we gotta get Firefly season two,
Speaker 1: Like when you die please, Nathan Filly is like sixties,
Speaker 1: you're not getting like what are you doing? They didn't
Speaker 1: make Nathan Philly Nathan Drake. I'm like, yeah, well he's
Speaker 1: too old. Do you see his eighth Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: did that fan film that was pretty good, but like
Speaker 1: it's good because it's a fan fom like he's too
Speaker 1: old to be Nathan Drake. Yeah, unfortunately in that fan
Speaker 1: film from like a decade ago. He would have been
Speaker 1: good in like the two thousands. Yes, he would have
Speaker 1: been a good Nathan Drake before Nathan Drake existed. Yeah
Speaker 1: right now, which is crazy. He's a guy Gardner, which
Speaker 1: I think is great, is a great fit, fun. He
Speaker 1: has a gold tooth and everything, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my fucking god, I'm excited to see it. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: curious about it. I think it's gonna be sweet. I
Speaker 1: haven't gotten tickets here. Gay Gardener why he's not gay.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares about God.
Speaker 3: You know, he's supposed to be the first green lantern
Speaker 3: on Earth. It was supposed to be him. But then
Speaker 3: he's such a piece of ship. Yeah, he's such a ship.
Speaker 3: Had it went to Hall instead?
Speaker 1: That is hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ship, that is say something that chooses your character.
Speaker 3: That's what's so funny because it's a thing that's based
Speaker 3: solely off your character. And it's like, you suck so bad,
Speaker 3: we're not giving you. We're gonna get guy get it
Speaker 3: in the first place because what his name died? Uh
Speaker 3: Tomorrow Ray Tomorrow, Ray Tomorrow. Brandling is a dad. He
Speaker 3: dies and then he's near how Jordan and the thing
Speaker 3: the Revengers, Like, I'm gonna go to know he sucks
Speaker 3: and he.
Speaker 1: Just goes the hound. It's like, how uh what is
Speaker 1: her last name? And in the middle, how middle? How
Speaker 1: Sparks is it? How Dewey Sparks Sparks? How Sparks is
Speaker 1: that guy? The guy in the in the in the
Speaker 1: Elevator with Spider Man. I think literally actually it's like
Speaker 1: it's like the knowing Joe Chill, like in it's way
Speaker 1: crazier than knowing Joe Chill. I think it is in
Speaker 1: fact way crazier than knowing because that character doesn't show
Speaker 1: back up again in the series ever. Also, that character
Speaker 1: is isn't real, Like he's not even in the source
Speaker 1: material in any way before. He's just in the movie fair.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he's the same guy kills him still, but
Speaker 3: like you don't talk to him ever, how sparks But
Speaker 3: you don't talk to the guy ever.
Speaker 1: No, it's never like what's your name, sir, I'd like
Speaker 1: to know about you.
Speaker 4: It's like, no, guys, seriously, this is a serious question.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is the Malcolm in the Middle's last.
Speaker 1: Names Malcolm malc. I actually don't know. I am to
Speaker 1: be fair, like, I've never seen Malcolm in the Middle.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a good show, man, I believe that. I
Speaker 1: just I've never It's one of those things where like
Speaker 1: I've never come across it on like a streaming service
Speaker 1: or I mean, dude, that oddly enough, I would watch
Speaker 1: it if I know there's something wrong. You actually to
Speaker 1: bring that up. It is not like it's never advertised, Yo,
Speaker 1: middlesin Middlesin, Malcolm Middle is Malcolm Middlesen. That's why it's
Speaker 1: Malcolm in the middle. I can't believe that I actually
Speaker 1: have like, like I actually want to like a little bit.
Speaker 1: You saw that lose cool little bit. My my energy
Speaker 1: is like, oh, I want to hit a bag or
Speaker 1: I want to I want to like that.
Speaker 3: It's mid Wilsonson, Wickerson, w Kerson, Wilkerson, Wilkerson.
Speaker 1: That's not even that far away from what I said.
Speaker 1: It's kind of that far at all. Actually, it's crazy
Speaker 1: the fact that it's a sum. It's it's a it's
Speaker 1: a full son fickleson.
Speaker 4: I never would have the Wilkerson family. They never talked
Speaker 4: about it. That would have been a hard fucking question.
Speaker 4: That final boss question, who is the gayest man ever?
Speaker 1: To liven up there? I think g B T deserves
Speaker 1: that question? Yea, who's the gest person ever lives? Such
Speaker 1: a stupid question, the most prolific gay person ever? That
Speaker 1: implies that there's like stats, who's the gayest person to
Speaker 1: ever have lived? Live? Aching? Maybe that's what I like.
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Speaker 4: There's no way to objectively Yeah, I know, faggots, this
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Speaker 1: versus Pigeon Lady Death Battle? Did he charge his drop
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Speaker 1: you guys shouldn'tvite candy for sea fire on the podcast
Speaker 1: to make sure Chris is and therefore it wait, I'll
Speaker 1: stiff the chair. I don't give a ship the I
Speaker 1: forgot her first openly gay elected officials, the named Harvey Milk,
Speaker 1: and I thought that was so funny. I just love
Speaker 1: so immature. I know what you mean. Yeah, milk, you
Speaker 1: fucking just spraying milk over your face? You queer Like
Speaker 1: we might as well just be right wing grifters. Make
Speaker 1: about a Harvey milk.
Speaker 4: I have to like actually pretend that I'm upset. I
Speaker 4: haven't crossed that threshold yet.
Speaker 1: I am upset. Imagine Harvey milk, Harvey milk. Why do
Speaker 1: we fucking steal milk like that? Now we can't look
Speaker 1: at milk, but I'm thinking of gay That is so sweety.
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Speaker 1: mad that he didn't get an answer. Brother, there's not.
Speaker 4: It doesn't see like there's any gay dudes that go
Speaker 4: for the world records on banging the most dudes.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's all like women do that all
Speaker 1: the important and like it even talks about this is like,
Speaker 1: why all the women do that? That's one freak that
Speaker 1: I'm saying. No, No, there's plenty of women that went
Speaker 1: for records. We're talking about one one freak of modern consequence.
Speaker 1: Know that, what are you talking about? It's only one person.
Speaker 1: Oprah is Oprah fuck the most men like by Like
Speaker 1: I think she did like thirty seven hundred thousand men
Speaker 1: at one night. It was one second per person, which
Speaker 1: is still not enough. She got it done. Man, don't
Speaker 1: don't know, don't don'nut meteor, I know a billion seconds
Speaker 1: is thirty one years Sparks with her name is Lisa
Speaker 1: Sparks was three x's. That's crazy. I wonder. I wonder
Speaker 1: if she's related to the guy in the elevator. Yeah,
Speaker 1: using the flip flop. Uh, there is no Epstein listen bossing,
Speaker 1: say desk goopy jerkin it with so much lotion, my
Speaker 1: balls stop being wrinkly. Kingston's dad picking up a gay
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Speaker 1: I need to Stevie Wonder did a collab with with
Speaker 1: Steven Sigall, Ziggy Golden and a seduced Jogun sex Star Alaska.
Speaker 1: I can't say that's it. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck you're saying. To Guatemalan Spartan's butterfly jumping the border.
Speaker 1: That is awesome. Butterfly jumping in real life is ridiculous to.
Speaker 3: Imagine jumping on the slopes. No, so you know what
Speaker 3: butterfly jumping is?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: Butterfly jumping is like it's a halo trick that people
Speaker 1: used to used to to break out of the map.
Speaker 1: And so what it is is like you'd stand in
Speaker 1: like a corner and then somebody would stand on top
Speaker 1: of you, and then they would jump, and then you
Speaker 1: would jump and melee melee them, but like cancel the melee,
Speaker 1: so you wouldn't do damage to them, but you would
Speaker 1: fly up, and then because you're higher up, they'll jump over.
Speaker 1: They'll jump on your head, and then you just do
Speaker 1: the same thing and you can get real high. I
Speaker 1: love Halo two, dude, it worked in all of it.
Speaker 1: It worked in Halo three two. That's what happens when
Speaker 1: you put physics in a game, dude. I love that.
Speaker 1: I love video game physics like that because it's straight up,
Speaker 1: you know the troll physics memes, where like you'd put
Speaker 1: like it would be like a guy with like a
Speaker 1: it's be sitting in a middle car and you have
Speaker 1: a fishing rod and a magnet pulling it forward, and
Speaker 1: it would just like it was. It was a perpetual motion,
Speaker 1: like you didn't need gas anymore because you just magnet
Speaker 1: the car forward with a fishing line. Yeah, that ship
Speaker 1: works in Halo games. That's so dangerously stupid. It's so
Speaker 1: fucking awesome, is it? Peop were plugging the outlet into itself,
Speaker 1: plugging the power cable onto the outlet, and it's like,
Speaker 1: what you're plugging? It should be perpetual energy, and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: it's just anyway. It looks so funny because it's just
Speaker 1: like they're it's just up. I love it. Sorry, Miss
Speaker 1: Jackson Badly Brave, Who's New York? Nick Atherian needs help?
Speaker 1: Blourings up in Halo three penis name from melpous One
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Speaker 1: King of Paphazard? Yeah, what are you mad at? I'm
Speaker 1: just mad that.
Speaker 4: Like I was literally playing on covering a song from
Speaker 4: this album called it from a tray of the Curse
Speaker 4: song called Bleeding Mass Scarett, Like, you know what, the
Speaker 4: old recordings are kind of weak. The old Riders original
Speaker 4: singer kind of sucks. His screams are awful. This would
Speaker 4: be a very good cover to do. I'll do it
Speaker 4: sometime this year. Well, the band's like, oh, we re
Speaker 4: recorded the entire record. It's it's it's it's way better now.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, well, there there's no point doing
Speaker 4: it anymore. There's no fucking point to doing it because
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 1: They're going constantly up. Yeah, yeah, it's so insane. I
Speaker 1: love that it works. I got people figure that ship out. Man.
Speaker 1: It's just anytime, anytime you give people a fun playground
Speaker 1: to fuck around, and they'll do it by mistake. Figure.
Speaker 1: That's what bother me about Halo fin is that like
Speaker 1: there's no collision on players, so like you can't do
Speaker 1: that anymore. Yeah. I think they added it back in
Speaker 1: when they realize like, oh, it's actually kind of core infinite.
Speaker 3: I wish that game was. That game is a fun
Speaker 3: game to play. It's not a fun game to it's playing.
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's a great game. It's just like, you know,
Speaker 1: they they sucked it up in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: But whatever, who cares. Xbox is dad, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, fuck me. Yeah, I'm officially no longer
Speaker 1: connected to Epstein. I've severed all ties. I did it.
Speaker 5: I did it.
Speaker 6: I successfully why. I used white Out to get my
Speaker 6: name out of the Epstein out of here. So if
Speaker 6: you ever see white Out in the Epstein finals, just
Speaker 6: understand it.
Speaker 1: Probably me but you'll never know, you'll never have evidence.
Speaker 1: Maybe I just put white out on random names because
Speaker 1: I felt like it. You know now, I was there
Speaker 1: to stop Jeffrey from fucking those children because I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I'm actually a hero. Give me a medal. We had
Speaker 1: leader boards. Isn't isn't coming here? Isn't that happening? Who
Speaker 1: isn't he coming here? Who isn't he coming here to lay? What?
Speaker 1: What did you say the States? Well, yeah, I mean whatever,
Speaker 1: he always him here, obviously.
Speaker 3: Insane, but you always welcome whatever.
Speaker 1: Whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, Bye guys Kingston. Are you going
Speaker 1: to invite me into your house? I'll burn you, Benjamin
Speaker 1: that no, you know