WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:13.279 Welcome to the snart tag. You're about to get your 2 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:14.640 names glazed by the. 3 00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:20.160 Great Chris Ray Go, Derek black Belt and Tom Sweeney. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:27.440 Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and 5 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:37.719 prepare for some blazing glady from the bottom. They got 6 00:00:37.719 --> 00:00:39.679 that Lincoln Park song second your head. Yeah, this is 7 00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:43.000 the fucking radio. It's catchy. Yeah, it's not bad. I 8 00:00:43.079 --> 00:00:50.600 like that song anyway. That's my favorite Lincoln Park song. 9 00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:55.200 Down by the Bayou, good one. What the Start Tank podcast? 10 00:00:55.359 --> 00:00:59.039 It is me? Uh Chris, it is him? Uh Sweeney, 11 00:00:59.039 --> 00:01:02.079 it is him, Derek. Look at him over there. So 12 00:01:02.119 --> 00:01:03.960 when he's got grapes, I can't eat them because I'm 13 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:08.680 allergic to the birch pollen. I guess I can have 14 00:01:08.760 --> 00:01:10.519 fruits if they're blended, though, So I don't really know 15 00:01:10.560 --> 00:01:12.159 what the fucking situation is. I don't know if it's 16 00:01:12.159 --> 00:01:14.000 like a chemical reaction that happens when the skin is 17 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:17.879 broken or what. But like it's fucking it confuses the 18 00:01:17.879 --> 00:01:19.359 hell out of me. I don't get it, Yeah, don't. 19 00:01:19.359 --> 00:01:20.400 I don't know what that's about it. 20 00:01:20.439 --> 00:01:22.439 I remember hearing this and this this could be very fake. 21 00:01:22.480 --> 00:01:24.319 I remember hearing this that someone people can have. Some 22 00:01:24.359 --> 00:01:27.159 people can have chocolate and peanut but together, peanut butter 23 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:30.920 it together, but they're alerted to both of them separately. Really, 24 00:01:31.519 --> 00:01:33.359 I've heard that somewhere. It could be not true. 25 00:01:33.560 --> 00:01:35.319 Would you hear that. I'm like Beavis and butt heead 26 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:37.840 or something. I definitely don't believe that one. 27 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:39.840 That sounds crazy. Hurt it somewhere, I don't. I don't 28 00:01:39.840 --> 00:01:40.599 remember exactly where. 29 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:42.319 I know you heard it somewhere. I get that. I 30 00:01:42.359 --> 00:01:46.319 believe I know. Make no mistake, I believe you heard it. 31 00:01:47.719 --> 00:01:51.319 I believe you believe they launched missiles from Hawaii or something. 32 00:01:51.400 --> 00:01:53.200 Yeah, I believe I heard it. I believe I believe 33 00:01:53.239 --> 00:01:55.200 I heard it. Yeah, that's I believe. I believe I 34 00:01:55.200 --> 00:01:56.719 get it. 35 00:01:57.040 --> 00:01:59.599 He's not even sure. I think I think I saw 36 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:03.519 this somewhere once. I think I saw it. Well, whatever 37 00:02:03.719 --> 00:02:05.560 it's it's a bummer because I do like fruit a lot. 38 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:08.879 I like grapes. I only have grapes pretty much once. 39 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:10.960 I pretty much I only have grapes on New Year's 40 00:02:11.479 --> 00:02:14.280 because of that, like the Spanish tradition or whatever the fuck, 41 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:15.080 I don't know. 42 00:02:15.080 --> 00:02:17.400 I don't know about this. It's the Caribbean thing. I 43 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:19.560 think it's giving people grapes that you love. It's like 44 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:21.240 give us. It's like a three bunch. 45 00:02:21.039 --> 00:02:21.719 Of three or four. 46 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:23.560 I don't I don't be talking about like in the 47 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:24.919 infantilizing language. 48 00:02:24.919 --> 00:02:31.599 You you great people. No, No, I was not. You 49 00:02:31.639 --> 00:02:35.560 guys are wild over there, Jesus Christ. I mean, okay, 50 00:02:35.599 --> 00:02:37.159 I was just checking. I was just making sure and 51 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:40.039 the water Latinos are different. Bro See, that's the kind 52 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:42.479 of grape everybody's an allergic to. I think, yeah. 53 00:02:42.599 --> 00:02:45.240 I mean, I guess you have no choice but not 54 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:48.080 to imagine, but I reaction to like that happened to 55 00:02:48.120 --> 00:02:50.639 you and you get hives from it. 56 00:02:51.240 --> 00:02:53.280 I feel like you probably would in some way, you'd 57 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:57.800 probably get like, you know, stress related hives, I would imagine. 58 00:02:57.639 --> 00:03:02.039 I think, yeah, sure, absolutely. I have definitely been so 59 00:03:02.159 --> 00:03:04.919 stressed that my skin has fallen off. You know, it 60 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:08.560 fell off, well, it fell out, Oh good guy, like 61 00:03:08.599 --> 00:03:12.639 your like actual skin was just hanging like your entire coating, right, 62 00:03:15.199 --> 00:03:17.159 I mean, isn't that what skin is? Though? Yeah? You 63 00:03:17.159 --> 00:03:19.599 never see those videos of a like lizard shedding their 64 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:23.159 skin and then somebody puts like a not like not 65 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:26.840 like industrial compressed air, but like normal like kind of 66 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:30.159 like compressed air and it like blows their skin up 67 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:32.199 and they look like bubble people. I've never seen it's 68 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:33.919 like it's really cool. I've only seen one video and 69 00:03:34.319 --> 00:03:38.400 that's awesome. It's not they actually really like it because 70 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:40.360 they want to get the skin off, you know. It's 71 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:43.280 like megal weird though, watching watching because sometimes they can't 72 00:03:43.280 --> 00:03:45.360 shed all their skin properly, so they have to be 73 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:48.960 helped and watching. I've seen videos of like bearded dragons 74 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:51.400 getting their skin like kind of tweezed off, and like 75 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:54.000 there's like sometimes it's like around the nose, in the nostril, 76 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:56.840 the skin's like deep in there, yeah, and they pull 77 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.360 it out and they they make a face that's like that. 78 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:01.680 I understand what that feeling is, you know what I mean. 79 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:08.280 Uncomfortable right, like be really invasive. The COVID check exactly, 80 00:04:08.319 --> 00:04:11.120 it's exactly that face in your throat someone puts it 81 00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:15.680 flat against what I was like, Hey, what boom. It's 82 00:04:15.719 --> 00:04:17.759 amazing how easy you could kill somebody giving them a 83 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:21.879 COVID test. You definitely could. You could damage. You could 84 00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:24.240 definitely like hurt their nat you could definitely like because 85 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:27.079 you can poke their brain. I don't think that's how 86 00:04:27.079 --> 00:04:29.040 there's a hole that leads right to your brain. 87 00:04:28.879 --> 00:04:31.199 And swab, Like if the swab is long enough, you 88 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:32.759 can definitely jab someone's brain. 89 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:37.519 The cavity is down. 90 00:04:38.519 --> 00:04:41.399 Yeah, but it's like you know, Caprice on, it's all 91 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:43.360 it's all connected, man, it's all connected. 92 00:04:43.439 --> 00:04:43.879 It's all. 93 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:47.120 It's all connected. You can get you can, like I 94 00:04:47.279 --> 00:04:50.120 scratched my brain all the time because I saw somebody else. 95 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:50.560 This is real. 96 00:04:50.560 --> 00:04:53.079 I saw somebody put a corn kernel up their nose 97 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:54.120 and it came out their eyelid. 98 00:04:55.040 --> 00:04:58.279 That's that's disgusting, But like, yeah, you can do that. 99 00:04:58.279 --> 00:05:01.399 That's actually fucking heinous. I saw that in person. People 100 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:04.079 do that in person? In person? What kind of fucking 101 00:05:04.079 --> 00:05:05.279 who do you? Who you hanging out with? 102 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:07.920 It was like we were like fourteen fifteen, we were 103 00:05:07.920 --> 00:05:10.079 at some like random I could do this, and I 104 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:11.920 was like, I was like you what really. 105 00:05:11.759 --> 00:05:13.879 It's like something in a seven year olds accident. 106 00:05:14.639 --> 00:05:15.800 Like the moment I found it, I was like, you're 107 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:18.040 not attracted. She was just a woman. 108 00:05:18.120 --> 00:05:21.680 Now It's amazing how quickly like somebody can do something 109 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:23.600 that just makes him completely unattracted wildly. 110 00:05:23.680 --> 00:05:25.879 So sure, Yeah, I mean just imagine like you saw like, oh, 111 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:27.399 there's the hottest girl I've ever seen, and she shits 112 00:05:27.399 --> 00:05:27.680 her pants. 113 00:05:27.720 --> 00:05:29.399 You're kind of like, ah, yeah, now I don't even 114 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:33.639 love it. I'm good brother. No, No, I'm good brother. 115 00:05:35.639 --> 00:05:41.879 It's sorry, bro, that's so crazy. There's a Curby Enthusiasm 116 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:44.279 episode about that where like he's Layer's dating somebody and 117 00:05:44.319 --> 00:05:46.639 then he bumps into a he bumps into a glass door, 118 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:52.040 and she's immediately like, oh, that's it. Well because he's old, 119 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:54.279 you know what I mean, Like he's he's already enfeebled 120 00:05:54.319 --> 00:05:56.120 in some way, but like now he's like now he's 121 00:05:56.120 --> 00:05:58.439 like twice as feeble because he avoidable. This is a 122 00:05:58.519 --> 00:06:02.160 completely avoidable glass door. It's like something a fucking help 123 00:06:02.399 --> 00:06:04.519 like a bird, does you know what I mean? It's 124 00:06:04.519 --> 00:06:07.240 not a full grown man with like seventy plus years 125 00:06:07.319 --> 00:06:09.879 experience on this planet. Does. That's so funny. 126 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:13.920 It's like that's like when women like try to downplay 127 00:06:13.959 --> 00:06:17.600 how abusive, Like everybody warned the hey, this guy beat 128 00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:21.000 his other fucking girlfriend. Oh no, he's gonna be different, 129 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:24.040 you know, and like the signs are all there. 130 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:25.800 Let's not go down this one. Let's not go down 131 00:06:25.879 --> 00:06:27.959 this one. And then you know where you're gonna be 132 00:06:27.959 --> 00:06:28.920 added for beating someone. 133 00:06:29.199 --> 00:06:31.680 No, but it's like I've made I've made these jokes before, 134 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:33.480 and it's just like I feel bad, but like you 135 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:36.839 feel bad, this is reality, Kingston. I know it's still unfortunate. 136 00:06:37.519 --> 00:06:40.639 Dragon punched fucking on the daily. I'm aware it's still unfortunate. 137 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:44.040 Like I guess it depends on the woman. 138 00:06:44.360 --> 00:06:47.560 That's true. Like Anthony gets I think a woman getting 139 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:51.800 beat by its nature is unfortunate, But what about yeah, 140 00:06:51.879 --> 00:06:52.800 or Marjorie Taylor Green. 141 00:06:53.279 --> 00:06:56.480 Look, I think they suck and they deserves retribution, but 142 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:59.920 like then them getting them getting beat is still on 143 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:02.759 fortunate because it's it's a it's a it's a series 144 00:07:02.759 --> 00:07:04.560 of attribution. Are you talking about then, I don't know, 145 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:07.240 fucking like im media eradication like fucking death by lightning 146 00:07:07.319 --> 00:07:09.279 or something like that, watching the woman get. 147 00:07:09.199 --> 00:07:10.000 The instant death. 148 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:13.040 So yeah, electrocute it is fine, Yeah, because that's just 149 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:15.519 that you're gone, like a both a big fat both 150 00:07:15.639 --> 00:07:18.879 lightning comes, watches over or gone. So it's the beating 151 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:22.240 specifically of a problems beating somebody's intimate So what if 152 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:24.800 what if Marjorie Taylor Green just got hit once really 153 00:07:24.800 --> 00:07:25.680 hard with a baseball bat. 154 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:30.959 That's the little brutal. But being electrocuted a train hit 155 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:33.600 her at two million miles a hour just distipates. 156 00:07:33.600 --> 00:07:36.360 Then that's different than I buy go to that. I 157 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:39.240 would have that as a actual corporate Do you think we'll. 158 00:07:39.079 --> 00:07:40.639 Ever be able to cross that thresh? Do you think 159 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:45.720 it makes something that goes to million? We can't survive 160 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:50.319 how a bullet. So here's the problem for Jesus too 161 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:51.000 much for humans. 162 00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:55.279 You can't like, there's nowhere on this earth to like 163 00:07:55.439 --> 00:07:58.199 even test that doesn't It doesn't make sense because even 164 00:07:58.199 --> 00:08:00.519 if you need to incrementally get there so you don't 165 00:08:00.720 --> 00:08:04.279 be crushed by g fours, you're you're you're worried, you 166 00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:05.079 need to. 167 00:08:04.600 --> 00:08:09.560 Go, not even you would get crushed by moving you 168 00:08:09.560 --> 00:08:10.959 can you can accle me to it. 169 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:15.560 I'm not saying big flat two millions, fine, brother, I 170 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:18.199 get I'm not saying you two miles an hour as 171 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:19.959 in like a like a vehicle to sit in or 172 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:22.160 like a motor of transportation. I'm just saying, like, can 173 00:08:22.439 --> 00:08:24.439 do you think we'll ever be able to throw something 174 00:08:24.560 --> 00:08:27.399 or launch something at two millions? Yeah? 175 00:08:27.680 --> 00:08:29.920 How fast is speed to like I don't like like 176 00:08:29.920 --> 00:08:33.039 it's like two miles you yeah, two miles and change. 177 00:08:33.080 --> 00:08:34.480 Look it up. You got a phone, look it up? 178 00:08:34.480 --> 00:08:38.120 Oh yeah, actually got im to post something for how long? 179 00:08:39.600 --> 00:08:41.480 That's like when our friend Jaleen was so high and 180 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:46.639 he was trying to order pizza for six hours. 181 00:08:44.919 --> 00:08:49.360 Just sitting there suffering from hunger, suffering from hunger. 182 00:08:49.039 --> 00:08:52.200 I remember is that it probably doesn't six hours is crazy, 183 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:55.159 but I'm exaggerating, But it was like a hilariously long time. 184 00:08:55.200 --> 00:08:57.159 It felt like six hours. It was more like it 185 00:08:57.200 --> 00:09:01.639 definitely was over an hour though, Like he was trying to. 186 00:09:00.600 --> 00:09:05.200 Order this people, trying effort, couldn't do I've been that 187 00:09:05.279 --> 00:09:05.879 high before. 188 00:09:06.320 --> 00:09:08.960 Yeah, I just can't. I just can't get You're just stuck. 189 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:11.360 You can't really do anything. Yeah, yeah, you're just into 190 00:09:11.399 --> 00:09:13.840 like us, You're locked in a cycle of just I 191 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:18.360 can't do this. You're sad, You're depressed. I can't. 192 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:21.240 I can't get up to go to the bathroom right now? 193 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:24.360 What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? I'm not 194 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:26.679 gonna use the bathroom, but I can't stand enough. I 195 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:27.720 can't get up right now. 196 00:09:27.879 --> 00:09:32.879 God, thinking about thinking about like man, thinking about those 197 00:09:32.919 --> 00:09:36.240 times like when people would be like consistently high around 198 00:09:36.320 --> 00:09:38.559 me or like consistently drunk, Like they would be like 199 00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:40.200 there's like all right, I'm waking up, and I'll go 200 00:09:40.200 --> 00:09:43.559 into our our shared bathroom, and then Jama would just 201 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:47.120 be asleep in the toilet. Basically, oh nice, just like, oh, 202 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:50.519 it's one of these weekends that was so regular. 203 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:54.279 Every one of those weekends like that should not be regular. 204 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:55.759 It's kind of great. Well it was more regular than 205 00:09:55.759 --> 00:09:57.799 it is now, which is to say like now never, yeah, 206 00:09:57.840 --> 00:09:59.360 you guys are. It's like now it's like once a 207 00:09:59.399 --> 00:10:02.159 year maybe grown up now, yeah, we're all growed up, 208 00:10:02.360 --> 00:10:06.559 growed up three in your in your years, I know. 209 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:09.440 It kind of clicks where it's just like you feel 210 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:11.759 like you can't you can't do stupid shit anymore, not 211 00:10:11.919 --> 00:10:12.720 so much anymore. 212 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:18.600 There's this contnu and they're very real on your body 213 00:10:18.679 --> 00:10:20.919 the consequent Like before it was like consequence in the ether, 214 00:10:21.039 --> 00:10:23.240 you know, where it's like if I get caught, then 215 00:10:23.240 --> 00:10:26.960 it's a problem, right, But now it's like if I 216 00:10:27.159 --> 00:10:30.759 do this, I'm gonna hurt myself. Then I'm gonna have 217 00:10:30.759 --> 00:10:32.320 to bring that problem back home to me. 218 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:34.559 I'm noticing it with food more and more now where 219 00:10:34.600 --> 00:10:36.200 I'm just like the things I used to eat all 220 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:38.639 the time and now like hurt me actively, or I'm 221 00:10:38.639 --> 00:10:41.320 just like a man. I don't know, like I feel 222 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:43.039 myself thinking like oh I want that, but I don't 223 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:45.120 want to deal with the afterwards because I know what 224 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:47.600 the afterwards is. There's more. I'm like, I feel like 225 00:10:47.600 --> 00:10:49.360 I could separate those two for some reason, or like 226 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:50.440 it didn't bother me as. 227 00:10:50.399 --> 00:10:52.639 Much, but I don't stream anymore. I love ice cream, 228 00:10:52.679 --> 00:10:53.080 don't do it. 229 00:10:53.120 --> 00:10:54.080 I never really liked ice cream. 230 00:10:54.799 --> 00:10:57.159 Tolerant you're not even violently so, but it's like I 231 00:10:57.159 --> 00:11:00.000 don't want to have it's enough. I don't want my stomach. 232 00:10:59.600 --> 00:11:02.360 Tried to those those pills. I just don't need ice 233 00:11:02.399 --> 00:11:04.240 cream ice cream. 234 00:11:04.240 --> 00:11:07.159 But it's every once in a while it's nice to 235 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:12.879 have ice cream. So you know, the weird thing is I. 236 00:11:11.679 --> 00:11:13.320 This is real ship either because. 237 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:15.919 You know your your body changes over time, right, so 238 00:11:16.039 --> 00:11:20.159 either mine changed again and or I built up my 239 00:11:20.519 --> 00:11:23.080 lactose intolerance to where I'm fine with lactose now because 240 00:11:23.080 --> 00:11:24.759 I haven't had a problem. The worst thing used to 241 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:28.120 be like for whatever McDonald's ice cream or just like 242 00:11:28.159 --> 00:11:29.000 shitty ice cream. 243 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:30.559 Shitty quality ice cream. 244 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:33.320 Ice cream would fucking crush me because it was probably 245 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:37.080 like the shittiest milk that they use. But I'm fine. 246 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:39.320 I haven't had I haven't used those pills. Like I 247 00:11:39.360 --> 00:11:41.840 would always the lactai. Yeah, I'd never take a lactaate 248 00:11:41.919 --> 00:11:44.919 pill before. I remember Lacey was the one I suggested 249 00:11:44.960 --> 00:11:45.279 that to me. 250 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:46.759 Yeah, because I was. 251 00:11:46.720 --> 00:11:52.240 Just like dumb, whatever, their ship everywhere, what do I do? 252 00:11:53.799 --> 00:11:57.960 Sit in my house, all over my room. Chris's girlfriend 253 00:11:58.039 --> 00:11:59.279 helped me. I have shitting shot. 254 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:05.960 She probably said that. She said, I'm sure it was 255 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:07.440 very it's very close to that. 256 00:12:07.559 --> 00:12:09.240 Yeah, you never looked up. Well you could do it 257 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:11.279 fix this problem. No, I thought it was a problem 258 00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:12.240 that no one could fix. 259 00:12:12.759 --> 00:12:15.559 Never. Oh man, excuse me, I got a shitty good 260 00:12:17.879 --> 00:12:22.320 that was I think in like, introducing Lacy to the 261 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:23.759 people that I knew was like the moment that I 262 00:12:23.840 --> 00:12:28.200 knew that, like, oh, I'm I I know like crazy people, 263 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:30.600 like I know, like really like because everybody else that 264 00:12:30.639 --> 00:12:31.960 I've dated has been like kind of like more or 265 00:12:32.039 --> 00:12:34.600 less ingratiated, like they like I met them through these 266 00:12:34.639 --> 00:12:37.600 people or like they knew them already. But like she 267 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:39.879 was the first person that I met from outside. I 268 00:12:39.879 --> 00:12:43.320 guess Barbara was too, but like that was the moment 269 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:46.879 where I was like, oh, man, like I I'm you're 270 00:12:47.159 --> 00:12:51.960 fucking psychotic. You're a crazy person, sure you you specifically, 271 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:54.919 I guess the most that I've ever met by far. 272 00:12:55.559 --> 00:12:57.759 I can't believe you something that fucking futon for that long. 273 00:12:58.200 --> 00:13:00.200 He sat on a futon with one leg missing. He 274 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:08.120 was always like, I'm surprised he didn't grow the wrong. Yeah, 275 00:13:08.159 --> 00:13:10.320 like a like when a baby, like a baby is 276 00:13:10.360 --> 00:13:12.360 like has too much pressure on one like when he 277 00:13:12.360 --> 00:13:13.919 sleeps on one side too long and his head ends 278 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:16.080 up flat. Yeah, it's gross, dude. 279 00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:19.320 I looked at you flat heads of the bed that is 280 00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:21.000 like upsessed with the idea of like I want to 281 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:22.879 find a baby and flat in the back of its head, 282 00:13:22.919 --> 00:13:25.000 like slapped the back of its head, the flat of 283 00:13:25.000 --> 00:13:26.879 its head, I'm like, the flat of its head. 284 00:13:26.759 --> 00:13:31.679 Like bending the head. Hammerhead baby, ooh a hammerhead baby. 285 00:13:31.799 --> 00:13:34.240 Now you're cooking, they'll be sick as like you're like, 286 00:13:34.399 --> 00:13:36.279 you have the baby and then you can also you know, 287 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:37.960 hit a few things with. 288 00:13:38.000 --> 00:13:38.600 It when you need to. 289 00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:42.519 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's pretty slotted into something, 290 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:44.559 just slattered into something, and it's like. 291 00:13:45.919 --> 00:13:48.799 I feel like I feel like Ricky Berwick is almost 292 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:52.480 like they tried, that's what that was. He's actually not 293 00:13:52.559 --> 00:13:58.120 even disabled person. He is kind of is actually the 294 00:13:58.399 --> 00:14:01.360 results of it not finishing the metamorphous. Yeah. 295 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:04.039 Yeah, put him in a cocoonie comes out perfect. Yeah, 296 00:14:04.159 --> 00:14:07.600 like an Adam Warlock ass motherfucker anyway, comes out glistening. 297 00:14:09.399 --> 00:14:11.360 Whatever. We're going to start Tank podcast the snock Tank 298 00:14:11.440 --> 00:14:15.159 dot not snock snock Tank to shop for merch uh 299 00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:18.360 patron dot com, slash the snark Tank if you want 300 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:22.000 to go over there, ask us questions, contribute to the show. Uh, 301 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:23.559 we got a couple of things to talk about today. 302 00:14:23.720 --> 00:14:25.720 We got which one do you want to I kind 303 00:14:25.720 --> 00:14:28.799 of want to start with the the this, this. We 304 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:31.960 got some updates on the Epstein stuff, of course, which 305 00:14:32.039 --> 00:14:34.879 is fun. The Uh yeah, I can't I could have warmed. 306 00:14:34.919 --> 00:14:36.399 We talked about this last time, but like and we 307 00:14:36.480 --> 00:14:38.360 did in some sense. Yeah, But there's been like a 308 00:14:38.440 --> 00:14:41.120 couple things that for some reason I thought happened a 309 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:44.440 while ago that didn't. But uh, what is the excuse 310 00:14:44.679 --> 00:14:46.320 that they're given now? It's like, are you still talking 311 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:47.399 about this well, it. 312 00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:50.919 Was specifically Trump's the only one. Pam BONDI had a 313 00:14:51.000 --> 00:14:53.879 response ready, right, they're doing an interview. She was sitting 314 00:14:53.919 --> 00:14:55.919 right next to Trump after I'm sure she blew them 315 00:14:56.240 --> 00:14:58.600 because that's the only reason she's there. Yeah, and then 316 00:14:58.879 --> 00:15:02.000 she was like, oh, yeah, let me respond to your 317 00:15:02.399 --> 00:15:04.840 your shit. Obviously I'm prepared, and he was like, wait, 318 00:15:05.320 --> 00:15:07.639 hold on a second, and he just gives the excuses. 319 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:09.720 Are we still talking about this guy? 320 00:15:10.120 --> 00:15:10.159 This? 321 00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:14.759 Are we still talking about this creep? It's like guilty, 322 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:19.320 like me, You're guilty. You've never seen someone so clearly 323 00:15:19.399 --> 00:15:23.000 guilty in my fucking light, dude, are you? Are we still? 324 00:15:23.799 --> 00:15:24.879 Why are we still. 325 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:28.919 Talking about this guy? He's just a world renowned pedophile 326 00:15:29.080 --> 00:15:30.519 with connections. 327 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:35.240 To every world leader and especially mysteriously and why are 328 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:37.720 we talking about it? We gave you the footage of 329 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:42.919 which there is an entire minute missing. Did you see that? 330 00:15:43.000 --> 00:15:44.879 By the way, to the excuse for that, it's like, oh, 331 00:15:44.919 --> 00:15:48.000 it's just standard procedure for like foote savannash And I 332 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:51.480 was like, She's what that doesn't that's not even true 333 00:15:51.519 --> 00:15:54.679 off like anything that's not even true of like commercial 334 00:15:54.759 --> 00:15:58.720 surveillance like your own like like dash cams or like 335 00:15:59.279 --> 00:16:02.679 ring camera. A fucking minute, Yeah, a minute of footage 336 00:16:02.720 --> 00:16:05.440 just kind of vanishes every now and again. I don't what. 337 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:08.919 I don't believe. And she had the audacinit in that minute. 338 00:16:08.960 --> 00:16:12.919 He killed himself too in that minute, and that minute she. 339 00:16:12.960 --> 00:16:16.480 Had the audacity to say off that, oh uh yeah, 340 00:16:16.879 --> 00:16:19.840 we're working on getting the other footage so we can 341 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:20.360 show you. 342 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:23.159 Yeah, amazing. 343 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:26.080 I'm sure you guys are gonna spend a second thinking 344 00:16:26.120 --> 00:16:28.240 about this. Once the fucking once the press is over, 345 00:16:28.519 --> 00:16:29.639 like you know what I mean, they're like, oh, good, 346 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:30.679 we put this out into the ether. 347 00:16:31.080 --> 00:16:33.240 We can fuck off now. I thought. There's so many 348 00:16:33.279 --> 00:16:35.440 excuses that I see now and it's so insane. It's 349 00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:37.039 just like, oh, we can't show the videos because it's 350 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:41.080 like it's obviously like illicit material involving children. And it's like, okay, 351 00:16:41.159 --> 00:16:43.279 well fair, I don't want to see them, you don't, 352 00:16:43.399 --> 00:16:44.559 but I want to know who was in there. It's like, 353 00:16:44.840 --> 00:16:46.159 and I saw it was like, oh, what if there's 354 00:16:46.200 --> 00:16:47.759 no faces in the videos. If there's no faces in 355 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:51.639 the videos, then it's useless. Yeah, then there's no there's 356 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:54.600 no point even fucking talking about it this long. What 357 00:16:55.039 --> 00:16:58.879 are we saying? Yeah, this is so insane. They've moved 358 00:16:58.879 --> 00:17:01.960 that goal post for a thousand It's like I'm watching 359 00:17:02.000 --> 00:17:07.119 somebody play like like SimCity and they're just like maybe, actually, no, 360 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:09.119 we're gonna like in real time. It's like, actually the 361 00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:11.480 hospitals will be here now, and it's just like, I 362 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:13.880 don't even know what to say at this point. It's 363 00:17:13.920 --> 00:17:17.400 so clearly and to be fair, to be fair, a 364 00:17:17.480 --> 00:17:20.279 lot of people are actually like upset about it in 365 00:17:20.400 --> 00:17:22.359 his camp, which I'm actually surprised by. I thought, like 366 00:17:22.400 --> 00:17:24.480 for sure that they would just like turn a blind eye, 367 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:26.799 and some of them are, no, no doubt. There's definitely 368 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:29.839 some stragglers who are just like, no, I love Trump anyway, 369 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:31.240 but like a lot of them are actually kind of 370 00:17:31.240 --> 00:17:33.559 turning on him, which is really nice to see. Yeah, 371 00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:34.960 I don't know how. I don't know how long that 372 00:17:34.960 --> 00:17:37.880 will last, because usually it always it's always like like 373 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:39.680 a sheep kind of running away from you know, and 374 00:17:39.720 --> 00:17:42.319 then the dog comes and barks it back into fucking line. Yeah, 375 00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:44.079 but uh, I think he's losing to people. 376 00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:47.000 He's not, he's not losing his fucking flop, but he's 377 00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:49.440 he's a sentiment to him as getting fucked up. 378 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:53.640 Now, yeah, that's a problem. And I saw Alex Jones 379 00:17:54.440 --> 00:17:57.000 interviewing Judge Joe Brown or whatever, and he has like 380 00:17:57.079 --> 00:17:59.240 this whole it's like, actually, maybe, like maybe this actually 381 00:17:59.240 --> 00:18:01.559 does make sense. Maybe he was like maybe he's going 382 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:05.559 along with it, but like eventually he's gonna blackmail the 383 00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:10.720 deep state. And it's like you're cooked. You're just like, Alex, 384 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:14.799 why was he he's Judge Joe Brown. I don't know. 385 00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:16.160 I don't even know if I'm correct. 386 00:18:16.240 --> 00:18:19.039 It's probably Joe You're you're talking about that guy that 387 00:18:19.079 --> 00:18:21.079 with the TV show. Yeah, No, it's not that guy. 388 00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:23.039 Do you know who it is? It's somebody with a 389 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:25.119 name like that. I don't know who. I would have 390 00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:30.519 to see. Yeah, uh. I saw him in his car 391 00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:33.000 like I'm gonna, I'm gonna vomit. I'm about to Oh, yeah, 392 00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:37.319 I'm He's like trying to not throw up. 393 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:40.680 And this reminds me of when Trump sent all the 394 00:18:40.759 --> 00:18:44.440 missiles in Aysteria back in twenty eighteen and Alex Jones 395 00:18:44.519 --> 00:18:45.319 lost his mind. 396 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:48.279 No, it is Judge Joe Brown. 397 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:54.319 So Joe Brown's a fucking conspiracy theorist. Because that's the 398 00:18:54.319 --> 00:18:55.319 only reason they'd be talking. 399 00:18:56.599 --> 00:18:59.599 Yeah, that's that's not the black guy, Judge Joe Brown, 400 00:18:59.640 --> 00:19:02.279 right course, not right, that's are you are you crazy? 401 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:05.160 I mean, he's definitely whiter now, but he's why does 402 00:19:05.240 --> 00:19:07.720 he look like that now? He's pale and is because 403 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:10.039 he's super old? Yeah? Probably is that the same guy, 404 00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:14.079 unless it's just the guy his name is, that's my 405 00:19:14.200 --> 00:19:18.920 first name, is actually Judge, unless he's a professional impressionist. 406 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:22.920 Of Judge Row Judge Brownson, look like that. I don't know, 407 00:19:23.079 --> 00:19:23.680 I don't know what that. 408 00:19:25.359 --> 00:19:30.240 Remembering Joe Brown from the fucking nineties, Like you're probably 409 00:19:30.359 --> 00:19:33.039 remembering him from like the early two thousands or something, 410 00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:35.880 and it's been several decades, been a few decades since. 411 00:19:36.319 --> 00:19:39.599 Look happening. I don't look, this is the first time 412 00:19:39.599 --> 00:19:41.359 I've ever seen this guy is. 413 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:43.119 Judge Judy that comes out it looks like fucking I 414 00:19:43.119 --> 00:19:46.119 don't know, Like Casey knightsta is like, that's not that's 415 00:19:46.240 --> 00:19:48.000 not fucking that's not Judge Judy. 416 00:19:48.039 --> 00:19:48.839 That's Casey Knights. 417 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:51.400 Well, look, Judge Judy and all them, you know, they 418 00:19:51.519 --> 00:19:53.759 do all this stuff to keep their faces in place, 419 00:19:54.119 --> 00:19:55.839 and then men just let themselves melt. 420 00:19:55.960 --> 00:19:58.440 You know, like that guy, that guy probably just Ate Gavels. 421 00:19:58.519 --> 00:20:01.240 He was the guy that aid fucking what's his name, 422 00:20:01.359 --> 00:20:05.279 Hank not Hank Hank Hill, know, the fucking guy h 423 00:20:05.599 --> 00:20:07.400 Dean Normal, what's going on? 424 00:20:08.160 --> 00:20:11.319 Oh, Mike, Its like Mike Erman Trout, but like I 425 00:20:11.359 --> 00:20:14.240 don't know, he probably tried I don't know, kool aid ones. 426 00:20:14.279 --> 00:20:16.160 You know, it's crazy. I accidentally watched it already of 427 00:20:16.200 --> 00:20:20.640 Breaking Bad again accidentally. Actually, I don't know how you can. 428 00:20:20.839 --> 00:20:22.960 I just I mean I started up like not intending 429 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:24.480 to pay attention, and then I watch it again. That's 430 00:20:24.519 --> 00:20:27.640 your comfort show, It's not really. I just I think 431 00:20:27.720 --> 00:20:29.319 like every time I watch it, I like it more, 432 00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:32.079 which is I find it as a rare thing for me, 433 00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:34.119 like usually like I find flaws and things. 434 00:20:34.680 --> 00:20:38.440 Yeah, you know, I started watching a fullmental Acclaimists Brotherhood 435 00:20:38.519 --> 00:20:40.519 again because I haven't seen him forever. I was just 436 00:20:40.519 --> 00:20:42.079 thinking about it. I probably been seen it since the 437 00:20:42.440 --> 00:20:46.240 very early twenty tens. Yeah, and uh, just time creeps 438 00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:48.920 away from me. You think I'm like I saw it recently, 439 00:20:49.079 --> 00:20:51.000 Like no, I did not. I saw it almost half 440 00:20:51.039 --> 00:20:53.200 my life, like goal, and I was like, oh okay. 441 00:20:53.039 --> 00:20:56.720 I don't know what show I watched very often. Nothing. 442 00:20:56.839 --> 00:20:59.200 You don't watch anything. I feel like I watched television 443 00:20:59.240 --> 00:21:04.319 pretty often. I feel like you only watch you only watch, Yeah, 444 00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:08.559 you only watch cars, people getting babeladed by train tracks 445 00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:13.559 and the platform very very violently. Guy, I saw, dude, 446 00:21:13.640 --> 00:21:16.920 my Twitter feed like is fucked because like it's just 447 00:21:17.039 --> 00:21:19.079 it's just it'll be like a Twitter account that's called 448 00:21:19.160 --> 00:21:23.559 like extreme violence. It's just like some dude exploded, and 449 00:21:23.640 --> 00:21:26.759 I'm just like, why is this in between? It's crazy. 450 00:21:26.960 --> 00:21:28.880 I saw a video of a guy trying to work 451 00:21:28.920 --> 00:21:32.440 on a fucking like like a fucking I don't know, 452 00:21:32.720 --> 00:21:37.160 uh like electric wiring, no classic, and he got zapped 453 00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:41.200 and he went super said moments, I really like you 454 00:21:41.559 --> 00:21:44.720 saw like the lightning outside of him and what was 455 00:21:44.839 --> 00:21:45.880 probably a skeleton. 456 00:21:46.599 --> 00:21:49.799 It probably must be an amazing it's probably an amazing feeling. 457 00:21:49.839 --> 00:21:51.880 For exactly a fraction of a second, I don't think 458 00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:53.960 he's amazing. Think. I bet it's probably because you're you 459 00:21:54.039 --> 00:21:56.079 probably feel like, WHOA, I'm so strong, And then you know, 460 00:21:56.160 --> 00:21:59.440 you don't think I think you feel a lot of pain. 461 00:22:00.119 --> 00:22:02.160 No electricity is like what makes you live, so like, 462 00:22:02.200 --> 00:22:06.799 imagine having more of that. Oh oh yeah, it's only 463 00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:10.160 up here. Really, I bet Kingston. I bet if you interviewed, 464 00:22:11.160 --> 00:22:14.759 if you interviewed car crash victims, if you interviewed lightning 465 00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:17.160 strike people, people who are struck by lightning and live, 466 00:22:17.240 --> 00:22:18.559 I bet they would tell you that for a moment 467 00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:21.119 they felt amazing. Yeah, the while their heart doesn't work 468 00:22:21.200 --> 00:22:22.799 right anymore, or the half of it. It's not that 469 00:22:22.839 --> 00:22:24.559 their heart doesn't work right, it's that their heart works 470 00:22:24.680 --> 00:22:28.680 so good that their body can't handle it. Yeah, it's overcharge, man. 471 00:22:29.200 --> 00:22:32.799 Yeah, this d battery is more good than this, A 472 00:22:32.960 --> 00:22:35.359 battery that fits in remote, but it can't contain it, 473 00:22:35.440 --> 00:22:36.119 so it doesn't work. 474 00:22:36.200 --> 00:22:39.200 Right. That's exactly right, it's exactly congratulations, you got it. 475 00:22:39.359 --> 00:22:43.680 Yeah, your car battery to roll control. It's crazy, You're 476 00:22:43.720 --> 00:22:45.640 just it's too much power and then like it explodes. 477 00:22:46.319 --> 00:22:48.920 Exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like that. It's like, wow, 478 00:22:49.000 --> 00:22:51.039 this is good power. But then bam. That's what the 479 00:22:51.079 --> 00:22:56.920 remote told me at least. Oh anyway, shut up, I'm 480 00:22:56.920 --> 00:23:00.799 not crazy anyway. Yeah, the excuse is, uh, why are 481 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:02.799 you still talking about this guy? Why are we still talking? 482 00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:04.039 That's the I like that. 483 00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:07.799 I just want once for him to be prepared, you know, 484 00:23:07.839 --> 00:23:10.440 like Pam Bondi came with a response, it's bullshit. But 485 00:23:10.519 --> 00:23:12.359 a lot of the dumb ass bass it's not even 486 00:23:12.359 --> 00:23:14.880 about the base, it's it's the uh, the grifters in 487 00:23:15.000 --> 00:23:18.559 Charlottean's here's the information that you're supposed to relate to 488 00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:22.000 your retarded constituents, right right, So like that's her assignment. 489 00:23:22.599 --> 00:23:27.519 Trump interrupts her off the cuff with why are we 490 00:23:27.599 --> 00:23:28.559 still talking about this guy? 491 00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:32.680 It's like retard big news just happened about this guy. 492 00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:33.480 What do you mean? 493 00:23:33.559 --> 00:23:35.880 Why why do you think the reporters asking when there 494 00:23:36.000 --> 00:23:39.319 was just breaking news Epstein did nothing wrong, because. 495 00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:41.799 You know, it's infuriating about it. What's infuriating about is 496 00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:45.119 is that like this would be a great opportunity for 497 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:48.279 the Democrats to do to use this, but then they're 498 00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:51.079 they're just not because I wonder why, Yeah, I would, 499 00:23:51.279 --> 00:23:54.640 I would like it's clearly they're implicated as well, yes, 500 00:23:54.839 --> 00:23:56.799 but it's it's so frustrating because like this is like 501 00:23:56.880 --> 00:23:59.480 the one obvious win that you have. This is the 502 00:23:59.559 --> 00:24:01.839 most I've ever seeing his base divided, and you can't 503 00:24:01.839 --> 00:24:04.039 even take advantage of it because you're gonna gonna protect 504 00:24:04.079 --> 00:24:07.599 the peace too, like, oh, Clinton's so cool, though, I 505 00:24:07.640 --> 00:24:09.000 don't want to. I don't want to get Bill Clinton. 506 00:24:09.839 --> 00:24:12.400 Bill Clinton's in trouble, he's ninety nine or some shit 507 00:24:12.519 --> 00:24:14.079 like who cares one of the bus. 508 00:24:14.279 --> 00:24:17.519 But then it's like, oh, Hillary, they're gonna so Hillary's 509 00:24:17.559 --> 00:24:20.920 probably Hillary knows about all that shit. 510 00:24:21.079 --> 00:24:23.160 Man, But then we're gonna implicate the woman who fucking 511 00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:28.200 ruined everything. I don't want to. Oh Jesus Christ, it's fine. 512 00:24:28.240 --> 00:24:30.119 It's so infurious, it's disgusting. 513 00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:32.720 It's like, I just hate that all those retarded mag 514 00:24:32.799 --> 00:24:37.519 of people only focused on the left, clearly protecting Bill 515 00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:38.960 Clinton and a bunch of fucking freaks. 516 00:24:39.359 --> 00:24:41.839 I'm like, what about well, the Democrats, To be fair, 517 00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:43.680 the left doesn't like them at all, but like, I know, 518 00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:44.079 you mean. 519 00:24:44.119 --> 00:24:45.920 Well what I mean, It's just like it's just like 520 00:24:45.960 --> 00:24:48.400 one of those things where yeah, specifically Democrats, Yeah yeah, yeah, so, 521 00:24:48.680 --> 00:24:51.200 but it just makes me so mad that I'm like, bro, 522 00:24:51.960 --> 00:24:55.359 no one else on this earth has more pictures with 523 00:24:55.480 --> 00:24:59.359 Jeffrey Epstein fucking had a house fucking essentially down the 524 00:24:59.400 --> 00:25:01.640 street from him in like fucking Palm Beach or wherever. 525 00:25:01.720 --> 00:25:05.519 The fuck in Florida fucking flew on his plane all 526 00:25:05.559 --> 00:25:07.960 the fucking time. Like, there's so many ties, so many pictures, 527 00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:09.960 so much, and there's willing to ignore all of it 528 00:25:10.279 --> 00:25:14.720 and only just focus on Well, clearly Bill Clinton is involved, 529 00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:16.599 and there's a weird painting of him and all that stuff, 530 00:25:16.599 --> 00:25:19.759 And I'm like, why, how could you be selective when 531 00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:21.039 it comes to pedophiles? 532 00:25:21.119 --> 00:25:27.680 Man, Like, I've not seen a single person defend Bill 533 00:25:27.759 --> 00:25:31.240 Clinton ever, you know what I mean, Not once on 534 00:25:31.400 --> 00:25:34.039 my timeline even slightly have I seen that never, So 535 00:25:34.240 --> 00:25:36.160 like it's it's weird to see like the opposite. It 536 00:25:36.279 --> 00:25:39.160 just makes it's very confusing. It sucks. It sucks, man, 537 00:25:39.680 --> 00:25:40.480 fucking sucks. 538 00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:43.440 We're just like, can we please at least, at the 539 00:25:43.559 --> 00:25:45.559 very least, can we get the pedophile out of here? 540 00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:48.160 And then then we'll go to the couch fucker, you know, 541 00:25:48.319 --> 00:25:51.319 Like I'll deal with fucking jd Vance because yeah, he 542 00:25:51.359 --> 00:25:53.640 can't whip anybody in anything. Imagine if jd Vance had 543 00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:55.720 a big, beautiful Bill and then there was a bunch 544 00:25:55.759 --> 00:25:58.279 of Republicans like, nah, this is stupid. He's not gonna 545 00:25:58.279 --> 00:26:00.759 whip him into fashion, and he sucks. Now, I would 546 00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:02.759 love that. I would love this is Trump though for 547 00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:04.920 some reason you saw some of the some of the 548 00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:07.359 people in the house were like, oh, he's so great. 549 00:26:07.480 --> 00:26:09.880 Like he came over and he gave me merch, and 550 00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:12.319 he said that gave me I swear to God. 551 00:26:12.319 --> 00:26:14.759 And then he was like, oh, are you kidding? I 552 00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:17.720 swear to God. They got wooed by him giving them 553 00:26:17.839 --> 00:26:21.079 fucking merch. Trump merch. He gave me a brooch that 554 00:26:21.279 --> 00:26:22.319 said mercaele. 555 00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:26.079 You know how like say Kevin Spacey and House of 556 00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:28.480 Cards woul whip people like. It was like real whipping. 557 00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:30.400 It was like, oh, this is a person with political 558 00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:33.039 power and a lot of charisma. I'm just like, I'm 559 00:26:33.119 --> 00:26:36.839 fucking dumb and gay and here's some merch. And they're like, oh, oh, 560 00:26:38.119 --> 00:26:41.119 like that's it, that's all you wanted. I like this 561 00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:43.480 shirt of me that says Daddy's Home on it. 562 00:26:43.559 --> 00:26:46.359 I like it. I like it. I wish I wish 563 00:26:46.400 --> 00:26:49.480 everyone would wear it personally. That would be my SS uniform. 564 00:26:50.240 --> 00:26:52.559 Everybody walking around with a silhouette of me and it 565 00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:57.440 says Daddy's Home and impact fun maybe comic sense. 566 00:26:57.480 --> 00:26:59.880 Maybe God like, yeah, comic sense. It's gotta be comic sense, 567 00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:03.799 copper plate, gothic bowls. He is a nice third choice. 568 00:27:04.359 --> 00:27:08.200 There's no way he knows that is. I do think 569 00:27:08.279 --> 00:27:14.559 the idea, like I do like him being very knowledgeable 570 00:27:14.680 --> 00:27:17.920 on specific things that he has no business, Like him 571 00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:20.839 being like the color grading on this photo is completely off, 572 00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:23.839 you know what I mean, Like him pulling out like 573 00:27:23.960 --> 00:27:27.119 vocal that makes like what why do you like? Oh? 574 00:27:27.599 --> 00:27:30.759 What the heck? The aperture on this lens is crazy? 575 00:27:31.480 --> 00:27:35.920 Like when did you get into photography? I really love it? 576 00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:41.200 Deo Kajima, That's what that's like, the ghost answer. Like 577 00:27:41.319 --> 00:27:45.559 even just knowing who he is, David Hater did a 578 00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:51.440 great job, Like what the fuck if he was actually 579 00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:54.480 vaultable glass if he, dude, if he dropped like the 580 00:27:54.839 --> 00:27:59.119 vaulted glass, if he if he had any knowledge of 581 00:27:59.200 --> 00:28:02.400 that stuff, he would probably be unstoppable. Actually, Like if 582 00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:05.559 he was able to drop like elite ball knowledge on 583 00:28:05.640 --> 00:28:09.039 that ship, like gamer culture and like pander to them, 584 00:28:09.079 --> 00:28:11.319 like he'd be kind of unstoppable. Yeah, we'd be fucked. 585 00:28:11.359 --> 00:28:13.839 He would be completely fucked if he was, like I 586 00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:16.440 love War Frame, it would be fucking We're done. 587 00:28:17.079 --> 00:28:20.480 Like you know, thirty three had a really story about. 588 00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:24.480 He might even clouds, he might even some people that 589 00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:28.960 hate him. Cloud stripes. Buster Sword is uh really entreated 590 00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:30.920 a design, and I'm really excited for his magic. The 591 00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:34.119 gatherings over it's over. 592 00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:39.559 Xbox Game Passes unprofitable, but damn is good. 593 00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:42.880 I really need to make Xbox Game Pass great again. 594 00:28:46.200 --> 00:28:48.000 I'm trying to think of like how you would say 595 00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:54.160 mad but make Xbox Game Pass great again, bringing Mixed Book. 596 00:28:55.319 --> 00:28:57.519 I don't know, man, whatever, it's actually too much for 597 00:28:57.559 --> 00:28:57.839 me to do. 598 00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:08.720 I'm really too many considents. I'm really enjoying. 599 00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:11.279 It's like he's gargling grimly. 600 00:29:13.720 --> 00:29:16.759 This current ARCA one Piece is really interesting. I'm like, oh, 601 00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:20.960 he got to leave, it's over, loofy. If he says 602 00:29:21.000 --> 00:29:24.000 anything about like one piece, it's over. Actually they have 603 00:29:24.279 --> 00:29:30.200 they they sucked like one Piece fans they're loyal, and. 604 00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:34.759 The Pokemon fans one Pokemon Disney. What's the one anime 605 00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:36.519 that unites everybody? One Piece? 606 00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:40.880 No, no, what you say it's one piece? One piece 607 00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:44.559 is so unanimously Maybe then probably dragon Balls. Probably thro 608 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:47.759 anyone that's seen one Piece, it's probably the dragons. 609 00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:50.079 Dragon Ball is the most popular. We know people who 610 00:29:50.200 --> 00:29:53.400 see one piece because the same I guess and yeah, 611 00:29:54.160 --> 00:29:55.880 I know what you mean. People like no one that 612 00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:57.079 you're like one your friends. 613 00:29:57.359 --> 00:29:59.279 Yeah, well that Rugby is a little older than your 614 00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:01.319 little little younger than your little. 615 00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:04.119 Young Yeah, it's just like what you missed, the unanimously 616 00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:06.799 through culture of the culture. It doesn't matter where you 617 00:30:06.880 --> 00:30:10.480 go on the earth. The the anime is dragon Ball. 618 00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:13.119 By fucking fault, dragon Ball, it is the default. 619 00:30:13.799 --> 00:30:15.359 Dragon Ball is the most popular, is the one that 620 00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:18.240 got sped off the world first, right, It's default people 621 00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:22.400 think generally. Right now in modern times, one piece is 622 00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:26.200 so fucking not. One piece is more popular popularity, It's 623 00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:29.720 much more popular than dragon Ball, other than Pokemon is. 624 00:30:29.960 --> 00:30:33.799 Just culturally it has no impact. So it's not to me. 625 00:30:34.960 --> 00:30:37.319 It's not to me. It's not to the same degree. 626 00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:39.200 I know what you're saying. It is also to you, 627 00:30:39.400 --> 00:30:41.720 but you're also correct. What is what I mean? 628 00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:43.880 I'm trying to I'm trying to be objective just by 629 00:30:43.960 --> 00:30:49.039 seeing meural arts, fucking voice recognition, name recognition. 630 00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:51.680 One piece, So dragon Ball, I would say, dragon Ball's voice, 631 00:30:51.720 --> 00:30:53.559 act like I'm on the fucking. 632 00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:55.920 Street and be like, who's Goku? And ve Cheetah so 633 00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:58.039 many people say that who's Loofy? 634 00:30:58.160 --> 00:30:59.759 And I don't know another person for a lot. 635 00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:01.039 Now you know Loofy. 636 00:31:01.160 --> 00:31:03.359 Nafees are like, I like, I know it. So I 637 00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:06.039 come from a big of a minute amount of bias, 638 00:31:06.119 --> 00:31:07.880 but I understand that one bit as popular. Well, you 639 00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:10.079 guys when they do when they do the Dodgers games 640 00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:14.079 for the one piece giveaways, the stands are packed beyond compare. 641 00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:16.319 Whenever there's a one piece of collab in anything, it 642 00:31:16.640 --> 00:31:19.480 sells out immediately like it might. It's not dragon Ball, 643 00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:21.599 it is not dragon Ball. It does not have the longevity, 644 00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:24.680 the staying power of dragon Ball's had. But if there's 645 00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:26.960 an anime right under it, it is one piece. 646 00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:30.000 I don't write it. You know what it is? I 647 00:31:30.079 --> 00:31:32.599 think I think it is. I think it's the fact 648 00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:34.960 that one piece is still going. So it's kind of 649 00:31:35.000 --> 00:31:37.400 like you're still you're kind of still here and you're 650 00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:39.960 still doing things, whereas dragon Ball kind of like it 651 00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:42.279 happens and then it's done for a while and then 652 00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:45.240 it happens again, like it takes long hiatuses. So the 653 00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:47.440 fact that they're even comparable, despite the fact that one 654 00:31:47.480 --> 00:31:51.119 piece has consistently been happening is kind of a mark 655 00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:53.400 towards Dragon Ball and the fact that like the staying 656 00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:56.359 power of something that is not really relevant but still 657 00:31:56.440 --> 00:31:56.960 that big. 658 00:31:57.279 --> 00:31:59.599 Because when it comes to Japanese eye piece, the biggest 659 00:31:59.640 --> 00:32:02.720 one is the Pokemon. Everybody mom and knows Pokemon. 660 00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:05.680 That's probably true, the biggest, that's the most profitable one, 661 00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:07.799 for sure, it's the biggest. It's the most problem, especially 662 00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:09.880 because it's it's probably right. I wouldn't it's it's a 663 00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:12.680 child brand. But what I'm thinking of is culturally cultural impact. 664 00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:14.799 Pokemon is called culture impact, but I think. 665 00:32:15.200 --> 00:32:17.400 You might like it's it's it's hard to say, I 666 00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:23.240 just because when I'm thinking about all age demographics, Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon, 667 00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:25.599 it's people that did it. Like my mom doesn't give 668 00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:28.400 a flying fuck about Pokemon. Mom My mom thinks dragon 669 00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:30.599 ball is interesting. Your mom might be able to identify 670 00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:33.720 big at you, huh being. But what I mean is 671 00:32:33.720 --> 00:32:35.839 I'm talking about cultural impact, not just knowledge. I think 672 00:32:35.880 --> 00:32:39.599 I'm talking about cultural impacts the inside. Definitely, it's. 673 00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:43.400 It's not yeah, it's not the same thing. I think 674 00:32:43.960 --> 00:32:47.440 I've seen so many gokus in places that I should 675 00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:50.640 not have seen. Absolutely where like that kind of alone 676 00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:52.119 is like I know what both of you were saying. 677 00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:54.079 I think they're both pretty huge. I think right now, 678 00:32:54.200 --> 00:32:57.279 the more popular one as far as like what people 679 00:32:57.359 --> 00:32:59.599 care about it and like what's interesting is definitely one 680 00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:02.519 Piece because it's still happening and it's a you know, 681 00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:05.720 it's new. Yeah, so I guess, but if you want 682 00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:07.200 to say so, I do. Like there's. 683 00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:10.079 Even if you want to put on the same level, 684 00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:12.640 like say I would say Dragon Ball Pokemon Pokemon just 685 00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.039 by sure numbers, probably just more because it is way 686 00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:17.880 easier to identify Pikachu because it's a weird yellow fucking 687 00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:21.519 rat thing versus like Goku, which there might be some 688 00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:24.319 very ancient people that are like I think I know 689 00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:26.359 what that is, but oh, that's that dumb yellow thing 690 00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:30.000 that my dumb grandson kid always plays Pikachu or something. 691 00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:30.720 They might know that. 692 00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:35.880 N I say, like when I think like this is 693 00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:37.799 what I'm like, I'm trying to think of like everything 694 00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:39.079 that I've ever been a part of. 695 00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:42.039 I haven't seen very many. 696 00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:45.200 I but see, Like what I'm talking about is just 697 00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:49.480 when I think about what people the stupid headband the things. 698 00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:54.079 One piece for a while, because I like, for a 699 00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:55.680 hot minute, I'm. 700 00:33:55.519 --> 00:33:58.440 Not thinking of like flavor of the month. I'm thinking 701 00:33:58.480 --> 00:33:59.680 about like staying. 702 00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:03.400 Power, like ass like I'm just wondering that's because it's 703 00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:05.359 still The thing is, it's like we don't know if 704 00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:07.720 one piece has staying power because it's just happening still. 705 00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:09.239 I mean, yeah, but you know, I mean I just 706 00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:12.199 haven't seen much one piece stuff outside of people that 707 00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:16.920 love anime. I agree. That's the thing that's. 708 00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:17.960 One piece is that like if you if you if 709 00:34:18.039 --> 00:34:21.280 you are absorbing one piece you love anime, there's no 710 00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:22.840 way you're watching that much of it. 711 00:34:23.159 --> 00:34:24.960 You're talking about what if you don't like the form 712 00:34:25.000 --> 00:34:28.599 of media, but like you should absolutely, I feel like 713 00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:32.440 it's just transcended. Like say, you can hate anime. I 714 00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:34.159 think it's the dumbest shit ever. But you're like, I 715 00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:36.280 don't know that it's kind of cool that that's kind 716 00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:38.199 of like what I've seen with a lot of especially 717 00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:40.719 in black and brown cultures, which that usually a lot 718 00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:42.519 of times wouldn't be caught dead watching a lot of anime. 719 00:34:42.639 --> 00:34:44.760 Yeah, once upon a time, once at some point, Yeah, 720 00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:45.360 not anymore. 721 00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:48.159 Do you think is like the black people minorities love 722 00:34:48.199 --> 00:34:50.320 its insane, but I hate it. 723 00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:54.559 Let me let me posit something to you guys. Hate it? God, God, 724 00:34:54.840 --> 00:34:58.000 I want to go. I don't know if this this 725 00:34:58.079 --> 00:34:59.360 s thought just came into my head and I think 726 00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:02.559 it makes sense, but it also feels wrong but feels 727 00:35:02.599 --> 00:35:04.239 right at the same time. I feel like more people 728 00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:11.440 know Pikachu than they know Pokemon. Yeah. That's a hard 729 00:35:11.519 --> 00:35:13.440 one because I feel like a lot of people have 730 00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:17.159 heard the word Pokemon. Right. Do you mean, like say, 731 00:35:17.239 --> 00:35:20.199 just by like they don't know the name, but they 732 00:35:20.280 --> 00:35:24.159 know the thing, right. I think I think more people. 733 00:35:24.639 --> 00:35:27.039 I think more people, like flat out like just on 734 00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:31.000 a pure numbers conversation, right, I think more people know 735 00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:34.719 Pikachu on site than they would recognize Pokemon. I think 736 00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:37.360 those I think those numbers are still like mega high, 737 00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:39.960 but for both of them, and I think they're both 738 00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:41.920 like so large as to be like irrelevant. 739 00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:44.119 More people would be able to identify Pikachu and identify 740 00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:47.840 Pikachu's a Pokemon, right, Yeah, exactly easily. 741 00:35:48.280 --> 00:35:51.119 Because I remember my my I remember my my aunt. Uh. 742 00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:53.800 It's so funny to think about it. I remember like 743 00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:55.559 I had like a Pikachu garden. I was like, oh, 744 00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:58.719 is that a Digimon. It's like, you know Digimon, but 745 00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:03.199 you know Pikachu. That's pretty, that's so interestascinating, very interesting. 746 00:36:03.280 --> 00:36:06.159 But like it's those experiences that I'm like, and I'm 747 00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:07.559 sure there, but I'm also sure that there are people 748 00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:08.599 who would look at like it. Did you want to 749 00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:11.880 be like? Is that a Pokemon? Is that from Monster Rancher? 750 00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:14.840 That would be fun to hear an elderly voice say, 751 00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:18.719 Monster Rangers. How do you know that? You know? You know, 752 00:36:19.159 --> 00:36:22.960 I know people don't know I have the phantom pain. No, 753 00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:26.480 that's from Metal on A on a saying you'd be crazy. 754 00:36:27.000 --> 00:36:29.679 It's like my if my great aunt was like, is 755 00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:36.159 that Metal Gear Solid ground Zeros? Grandma? You didn't play, Grandma? 756 00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:41.719 You played the interstitial Metal Gear Solid game from twenty fourteen, 757 00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:49.079 didn't you? Are you stupid? You stupid? 758 00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:57.199 Oh my god, someone asked you are you stupid? That 759 00:36:57.280 --> 00:37:01.119 would that's my trigger. That is my greatest trigger. Somebody's like, dude, 760 00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:03.840 you know about you know about fucking internal combustion. 761 00:37:06.280 --> 00:37:11.280 Because they have to answer, it's like no, it's. 762 00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:14.119 Funny because it's like that's the that's the get out 763 00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:16.239 of Joe free card. When like someone asked you a question. 764 00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:18.199 They just want to know because clearly they're confused. 765 00:37:18.199 --> 00:37:20.639 Somebody asked me to today why do you simp for 766 00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:25.119 illegal immigrants? Because I was talking about Alligator Alcatraz being 767 00:37:25.199 --> 00:37:29.639 like uh or like people calling the people calling it 768 00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:32.880 an immigration detention facility as like soft language for like, 769 00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:37.440 I mean, it's a concentration and so so peop were like, 770 00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:39.079 why are you always simping for Why do you simp 771 00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:42.400 for illegal immigrants? What are you doing? Why are we 772 00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:45.920 the only people who are not allowed to enforce our border? What? 773 00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:47.440 Why are you so stupid? 774 00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:54.800 I want look when that person that person that said that, 775 00:37:55.039 --> 00:37:58.440 when they jaywalk, I want them to go into a. 776 00:37:58.440 --> 00:38:00.639 Contra Yeah, like a little concentration, a little centration camp. 777 00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:02.960 Like I want them to go into contraction. They're gonna 778 00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:05.800 be like, this is so extreme. I didn't even anybody 779 00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:10.639 treat another human like that. It's so it's not it's 780 00:38:10.719 --> 00:38:16.760 not genuinely genuinely with the exception of like with the 781 00:38:16.840 --> 00:38:22.880 exception of uh, pedophiles, probably there's really not anybody that 782 00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:27.639 I'm comfortable putting in a concentration camp of any kind, 783 00:38:28.119 --> 00:38:29.719 you know what I mean? Like, I just like, what 784 00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:32.239 do you and even that's debatable to me, you know 785 00:38:32.280 --> 00:38:33.360 what I mean, I would rather than just like go 786 00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:37.000 into a colosseum and fight, but I think there's a 787 00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:40.320 lot more interesting there. But it just seems like a 788 00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:42.400 basic human thing where it's like, yeah, you don't want 789 00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:47.760 to keep people who their crime is just being somewhere 790 00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:50.719 that they shouldn't legally be Like to me, it's more 791 00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:53.880 of a moral crime, it is where I'm standing, This 792 00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:59.400 is my perspective. It's more of a moral uh crime 793 00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:04.159 to rip people away from their families and separate parents 794 00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:07.840 from children then it is for somebody to be in 795 00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:11.000 a country illegally, Like I just don't it's like jaywalking 796 00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:12.440 to me, where it's just like, yeah, you shouldn't be 797 00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:14.800 doing that, but I'm not gonna. I don't know, like 798 00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:17.719 do I care really, I think, you know, it just 799 00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:21.199 doesn't feel like it doesn't feel what makes no. 800 00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:23.480 You're you're it's not I think that should be objective. 801 00:39:23.519 --> 00:39:28.880 I feel irently think that should be obviously objective, ripping 802 00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:31.400 someone away from their fucking family, especially because you know, 803 00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:35.199 you know, to hit their numbers, they're taking people who 804 00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:39.960 are not violent offenders, people who are not doing crimes. 805 00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:43.119 They're just working. They're just working, they're just trying to 806 00:39:43.159 --> 00:39:45.719 provide their family. And if you think there's something wrong 807 00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:48.159 with that, then you fucking don't like the American experience. 808 00:39:48.199 --> 00:39:49.760 You don't give a fuck about the American dream, you 809 00:39:49.760 --> 00:39:53.000 don't care about America specifically, because that was the whole 810 00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:56.159 idea of it. I'm gonna come to America and make 811 00:39:56.280 --> 00:39:58.679 myself something I'm gonna provide. 812 00:39:58.320 --> 00:39:59.039 For my family. 813 00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:01.800 Real it's really it's islands type shit. You know, nobody 814 00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:04.039 was worried about fucking being like, oh do I have 815 00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:05.559 my papers? Or I'm like no, I just I need 816 00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:06.199 to fucking work. 817 00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:09.440 I gotta I gotta work. 818 00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:12.320 It really just terrorizes it because it's like it's it's 819 00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:17.679 so antithetical to like even the initial settlement of this 820 00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:20.480 country was because of stuff like that, Like I need 821 00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:24.000 to make a way, so I'm going to go across 822 00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:27.400 the ocean and come here and exists, right, and then 823 00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:28.320 like the idea of. 824 00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:31.039 I feel like it's it's a borderline noble thing, like 825 00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:33.320 I don't know, like I don't I to me, it's 826 00:40:33.400 --> 00:40:36.559 just like so clearly not and look, it's different if 827 00:40:36.599 --> 00:40:39.559 you're like a genuine violent. I don't know really anybody 828 00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:42.719 who would be opposed to being like, hey, if you're 829 00:40:42.760 --> 00:40:47.079 like a violent criminal and you're here illegally, yeah, I 830 00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:49.199 would say, like, yeah, get him out of here, because 831 00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:51.480 that's are like they're committing crimes and the end they'd 832 00:40:51.559 --> 00:40:54.000 end they're illegal here. That to me is like, yeah, okay, 833 00:40:54.039 --> 00:40:56.360 that's you probably should be deported at that point, like whatever. 834 00:40:56.480 --> 00:40:58.119 Like I don't know most people. I feel like most 835 00:40:58.119 --> 00:41:00.440 people wouldn't have a problem with that. To me, it's 836 00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:02.880 like they're going into like home depots and like going 837 00:41:02.880 --> 00:41:05.559 after just like people who are genuinely just working, and yeah, 838 00:41:05.599 --> 00:41:08.679 they shouldn't be here, fine, but like by the law, 839 00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:09.960 you know what I mean, I don't even believe that. 840 00:41:10.280 --> 00:41:11.679 I don't believe that either. But like I'm saying, like 841 00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:13.440 from the legal you know what I mean, from a 842 00:41:13.519 --> 00:41:16.440 legal perspective, Yeah, you shouldn't be here, But are they 843 00:41:16.519 --> 00:41:19.960 doing anything really harmful? Like no, do you think that 844 00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:24.239 you're gonna get your realistically speaking, because I know a 845 00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:27.039 lot of the excuses like well, they're here, so they're 846 00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:30.639 taking jobs from Americans and so like they're getting away 847 00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:32.639 with paying people less because they're here. It's like, do 848 00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:35.079 you think you're going to get paid better if they're 849 00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:38.559 not there. They didn't want to. They didn't want to 850 00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:41.199 pay you the living. That's why they didn't hire you. 851 00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:44.480 If they hire you, you're gonna be working for like 852 00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:47.719 You're going to be working for like waitress wages, you 853 00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:49.519 know what I mean. Like, yeah, as much as they're 854 00:41:49.639 --> 00:41:51.719 you're not gonna give you, You're not more money. They're 855 00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:53.480 not gonna pay you more. They don't want to pay 856 00:41:53.480 --> 00:41:55.000 you know what country you live in, sir. 857 00:41:55.119 --> 00:41:59.000 This is a capitalistic society where the idea is everything 858 00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:02.119 is profit driven, and to maximize your profits is by 859 00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:06.199 paying people less. That's why this is a whole synergy. 860 00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:09.119 You have the North American Free Trade Agreement, for example, 861 00:42:09.159 --> 00:42:13.239 which destroyed Mexico, and all these people are like, fuck, 862 00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:14.760 I can't get an you work in Mexico. 863 00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:17.480 This sucks. We have to leave. 864 00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:21.000 People don't want to leave their countries. People don't want 865 00:42:21.079 --> 00:42:23.400 to leave where they're from. They are forced to leave. 866 00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:25.800 So this is the idea of an America. People have 867 00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:27.519 been brainwashed and thinking, oh, they want to come here 868 00:42:27.519 --> 00:42:29.000 because they think it's so much better. It's like no, 869 00:42:29.159 --> 00:42:31.320 they have to leave because they got fucked, and now 870 00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:34.039 they here doing what they can, working shit fucking wages. 871 00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:35.800 They know that they're getting fucked, but they're doing whatever 872 00:42:35.880 --> 00:42:37.800 they can. And now you have people being, oh, they're 873 00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:39.280 taking our jobs. Like, first of all, you're not working 874 00:42:39.320 --> 00:42:41.800 those fucking jobs. You're not even trying to get those jobs. 875 00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:43.880 Yeah, Charlie Kirky isn't gonna become a construction worker, you 876 00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:46.400 know what I mean. It's like it's all bullshit. It's 877 00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:49.440 all it's a complete synergized because it's a double dip amazing, 878 00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:54.519 how amazing would that be? 879 00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:57.679 But it's like, look at they the corporations, they they 880 00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:01.320 fucking outsourced their their stuff. They get cheap labor, they 881 00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:03.840 get cheap products, they get cheap everything, and they know 882 00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:06.039 this is causing a bunch of fucked up stuff, having 883 00:43:06.280 --> 00:43:08.679 cheap labor come into the country and just make things 884 00:43:08.840 --> 00:43:12.599 infinitely more profitable for them. And then you have average 885 00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:15.360 Americans like that guy that's why you simping for a 886 00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:18.440 legal immigration that is placing his anger on somebody like 887 00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:20.719 you instead of the people who are literally causing the problem. 888 00:43:21.119 --> 00:43:22.360 And it fucking drives me insane. 889 00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:24.119 It's weird to me that they're angry at the immigrants 890 00:43:24.239 --> 00:43:27.159 for working the jobs for less money, but not angry 891 00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:30.119 at the companies for hiring them for like less you 892 00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:32.320 know what I mean, Like it's it's what do you do? 893 00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:35.079 What do you want me to do? And do you 894 00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:37.920 want me to not hire people? Like like it is, 895 00:43:38.519 --> 00:43:40.400 like it's just such a complete mischaracter as it. Like 896 00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:42.559 I don't know, I get that we're all biased here, 897 00:43:42.599 --> 00:43:44.519 we all feel the same way, like this is ultimately 898 00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:46.400 a circle jerk, but like I do feel like I 899 00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:49.280 just I feel like it's so objectively obvious. 900 00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:51.679 And I don't know, like whatever it's it's I don't 901 00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:53.880 get you're coming from a bias perspective at all. I 902 00:43:53.920 --> 00:44:00.320 think there is no humanitarian it's a humanity shorts stated 903 00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:04.280 towards reality. In the same way that like, yeah, I 904 00:44:04.599 --> 00:44:07.199 understand what you're saying. I also just feel like it's 905 00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:09.199 weird to see when I hear the word bias, it 906 00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:11.599 makes me think, well, there's another perspective that that should 907 00:44:11.599 --> 00:44:16.960 be considered or when it comes to humanitarian fucking uh problems. 908 00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:20.000 When it comes to humanitarian issues, let me hear you 909 00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:23.280 out about fucking you fucking over poor piece. 910 00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:28.079 Really everything it's become the nation I just and it's 911 00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:31.199 it's just fucked because of the fact that like we're 912 00:44:31.239 --> 00:44:33.320 gonna go through this period of time, we're gonna have 913 00:44:33.480 --> 00:44:36.639 like a very huge, like nationalistic fever pitch and we're 914 00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:38.719 gonna go through all this, right, and what happens is 915 00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:41.599 when we're in our fifties, this wave is. 916 00:44:41.559 --> 00:44:42.960 Gonna fucking come back. I can't wait. 917 00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:45.360 We're gonna we're gonna deal with this, right, It's gonna 918 00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:48.280 become problematic. We're gonna figure it out my laser shotgun, 919 00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:51.239 and it's gonna come back again. And it's gonna bother 920 00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:53.519 because it's like we're not we're not learning. We already 921 00:44:53.559 --> 00:44:56.320 did this, We've already do this is this is like 922 00:44:56.400 --> 00:44:58.679 play by play what they did to the fucking the 923 00:44:58.840 --> 00:45:01.800 Jewish in Germany and then fucking Europe, Greater Europe. This 924 00:45:01.880 --> 00:45:05.159 is play by play the same. We've seen it already. 925 00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:09.119 We've seen the mentality of someone overstepping and becoming authoritarian 926 00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:09.920 government and it's. 927 00:45:09.880 --> 00:45:12.239 Like, what, you know what it is though, it's so insane, 928 00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:14.079 you know, it's crazy, though, you know what the problem is? 929 00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:17.079 What I don't know if I say it, but I'm 930 00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:18.960 probably I almost saying, what's crazy. 931 00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:22.159 It's the acquisition of whiteness that is the biggest problem. 932 00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:26.599 The acquisition, the the the lust for whiteness in the world. 933 00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:29.559 Not people who are considered white, but the lust for whiteness. 934 00:45:29.960 --> 00:45:32.480 It is that is the greatest problem. I don't really 935 00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:35.840 think an I think I think capitalism, I think profit 936 00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:38.119 off fall into that. But I think the reason why 937 00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:40.000 the people are falling into is because of the idea 938 00:45:40.039 --> 00:45:43.000 of whiteness. Well, I really think it's like it's all 939 00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:43.920 visibly right there. 940 00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:47.039 I want to I want to give a little texture 941 00:45:47.079 --> 00:45:49.760 to this because I do think. Look, it's it's very 942 00:45:49.880 --> 00:45:52.079 like whenever I know, because I know how it feels 943 00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:54.000 to hear these things, all right, okay, you hear about 944 00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:59.960 like when you hear oh, because I remember twenty sixteen 945 00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:02.719 when people would like criticize like they would they would 946 00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:04.920 use capitalism as like a buzzword, you know what I mean. 947 00:46:05.559 --> 00:46:07.440 And it's like, I understand how it sounds when people 948 00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:09.599 complain about this stuff, but it is legitimate. And the 949 00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:13.039 thing about I mean, it's why it's why your video 950 00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:15.000 games are less content rich, and why they're like being 951 00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:17.199 piecemealed and like where you paid like twenty dollars for 952 00:46:17.239 --> 00:46:19.159 a skin that you could have unlocked in the nineties 953 00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:20.400 with a cheat code, you know what I mean. Like, 954 00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:23.960 it's this is it's so weird to see a lot 955 00:46:24.000 --> 00:46:27.760 of people, like I see people actively like who are 956 00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:29.440 I don't want to say right wing because it's not 957 00:46:29.480 --> 00:46:31.800 necessarily accurate, but like, who are more I guess capitalistic? 958 00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:33.679 Right They're more like okay with like the system or 959 00:46:33.760 --> 00:46:36.159 that is set up around them, and because it's the 960 00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:37.679 default system that they grow up in, and it's like 961 00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:40.559 it's whatever they it's what they understand. Yeah, And I 962 00:46:40.920 --> 00:46:42.639 was like that for a while too, I think, even 963 00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:44.800 from like a left leaning perspective where it's just like, oh, 964 00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:49.400 well this works. I don't know, but it's weird to 965 00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:55.239 see those people complain about video games and like media 966 00:46:55.280 --> 00:46:58.360 like ripping you off and like, oh why like fucking 967 00:46:58.800 --> 00:47:01.679 two hundred dollars special with no game? You know what 968 00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:04.039 I mean. It's just like, man, what the fuck is this? 969 00:47:04.239 --> 00:47:07.159 But also, oh, capitalism is wonderful and there's no problem 970 00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:09.400 with it at all, Like there's no criticism to be had. 971 00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:11.519 It's like, brother, like I don't I don't know how 972 00:47:11.559 --> 00:47:16.480 you're not seeing this quite frankly, and the reality is, look, 973 00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:19.760 I'm I'm happy to live in a like I'm happy 974 00:47:19.800 --> 00:47:22.440 to reap the benefits of it completely, like it's why 975 00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:24.960 we have all this shit around us. But the reality is, like, 976 00:47:25.039 --> 00:47:28.639 this can only function. This only functions if there are 977 00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:32.559 other countries that are kept from reaching this point, you 978 00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:35.440 know what I mean. The only way that this continues 979 00:47:36.119 --> 00:47:40.039 is if other countries continue to be destabilized, and other 980 00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:44.320 countries are continuously like kept down to be the countries 981 00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:50.119 that we service our resources from, our tools from everything, 982 00:47:50.679 --> 00:47:54.039 Like if every if every country was like America, it 983 00:47:54.119 --> 00:47:56.920 would not work, Like we need other countries to be 984 00:47:57.920 --> 00:47:59.559 like you, I think, and I don't think so. 985 00:47:59.679 --> 00:48:01.840 I think in concept you are right because it's all 986 00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:04.320 we've seen, you know, so right now we're like, Oh, 987 00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:06.039 the one of the things can function this way is 988 00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:07.880 because of the fact that now we have countries that 989 00:48:08.199 --> 00:48:11.320 we're objectively I feel like. 990 00:48:11.400 --> 00:48:16.440 I feel like we live in a luxurious state purely 991 00:48:16.519 --> 00:48:18.360 because we can take advantage of poor countries. 992 00:48:18.519 --> 00:48:22.840 So let me counter that with the the only reason 993 00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:26.239 I feel like and unfortunately, I think that is also 994 00:48:27.480 --> 00:48:30.559 a propaganda to keep people extremely wealthy. On the top, 995 00:48:30.599 --> 00:48:34.679 because all that really needs is just wealth redistribution. So 996 00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:39.440 people shouldn't make billions and billions of dollars. Everybody could 997 00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:43.440 be relatively wealthy and live a nice life all around 998 00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:45.119 the fucking world if. 999 00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:48.840 There were caps on profit. Sure. Yeah, that's literally what 1000 00:48:49.000 --> 00:48:49.559 needs to happen. 1001 00:48:49.559 --> 00:48:52.119 That's why people talk about democratic socialism when we talk 1002 00:48:52.159 --> 00:48:54.599 about socialized systems. Right, you pay into this system. We 1003 00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:57.239 all pay into the system. So we have fucking firefighters, 1004 00:48:57.280 --> 00:48:59.320 we have the libraries, we have all of this stuff. 1005 00:48:59.320 --> 00:49:02.000 We have the police and all these things that are socialized. 1006 00:49:02.280 --> 00:49:05.679 And then he just needs to extend to food, medication, 1007 00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:08.159 It needs to extend to stuff. Sure, just being alive. 1008 00:49:08.239 --> 00:49:09.800 Your government is supposed to do that one thing, take 1009 00:49:09.840 --> 00:49:12.559 care of its people, and you do that by making 1010 00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:16.280 fucking wealthy people pay into the system, which we keep 1011 00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:18.519 getting the big beautiful bill and other things. That's gonna 1012 00:49:18.559 --> 00:49:21.880 have them keep more money, pay less taxes, not go 1013 00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:25.239 after them. You know, Oh, let's cut medicaid instead of 1014 00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:28.239 fucking getting these people to pay their fucking taxes, which 1015 00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:31.119 would garner much more income than cutting fucking medicaid. 1016 00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:34.480 Yeah, yeah, like your grandmother's gonna be cut your grandmother's 1017 00:49:34.480 --> 00:49:37.079 gonna lose their health care, they're gonna get their tax cuts, 1018 00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:38.679 and you're not getting your f scene files. So get 1019 00:49:38.760 --> 00:49:45.119 yab's guys. It's such a clear, like is the Twist 1020 00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:47.719 for It award? Like I can't even the amount of 1021 00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:50.000 FEL for it. I should print them out, honestly, I 1022 00:49:50.039 --> 00:49:51.440 should was like I just have like a s. I 1023 00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:54.199 should have like a custom stack of like like like 1024 00:49:54.639 --> 00:50:00.960 FEL for graduation where it's like Dune reading off names 1025 00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:02.360 this person. 1026 00:50:08.119 --> 00:50:10.480 Trump sticker where he's like pointing up and it says 1027 00:50:10.559 --> 00:50:13.000 like I did this in a speech bubble, like if 1028 00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:16.000 there's bad prices, if something's fucked up, people are slapping 1029 00:50:16.039 --> 00:50:16.639 stickers on it. 1030 00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:19.760 It's so good actually almost. I think that's the thing. 1031 00:50:19.760 --> 00:50:23.280 I think I think we we there is the the 1032 00:50:23.400 --> 00:50:28.800 means for people to live adequately comfortably should not be 1033 00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:32.360 a choice, the the the like on a global scale. 1034 00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:34.760 I really don't because it's I feel. 1035 00:50:34.519 --> 00:50:36.840 Like you should be able to afford at least like one, 1036 00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:40.239 like you know, a one veteran department minimum comfortable, comfortable. 1037 00:50:41.079 --> 00:50:44.480 I think I think luxury should always be something to 1038 00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:46.280 strive for. I don't think you should be handed luxury, 1039 00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:49.079 But I think just having your basic needs. Man, I 1040 00:50:49.079 --> 00:50:50.719 don't think it's too much asked for the richest country 1041 00:50:50.760 --> 00:50:53.280 on her No, no, no, I think for humans in general. 1042 00:50:53.599 --> 00:50:56.639 But I think, well, yeah, I mean like realistically, I think. 1043 00:50:56.719 --> 00:50:59.599 Well, I think I think it's not because of the 1044 00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:02.320 the in between us getting there, but it's more than 1045 00:51:03.000 --> 00:51:04.079 based on the wealth we have. 1046 00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:07.440 Because people are stupid as fuck on Apple, they're not 1047 00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:11.079 going to comply with Hey, guys, if we all work together, 1048 00:51:11.199 --> 00:51:12.280 we would get good things. 1049 00:51:12.320 --> 00:51:15.199 We don't like each other, like people don't like people. 1050 00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:18.719 Really, No, No, that's where much. That's where my statement 1051 00:51:18.800 --> 00:51:22.519 came in. And if you do I said before, if 1052 00:51:22.639 --> 00:51:23.280 he was right back. 1053 00:51:23.199 --> 00:51:25.199 Into it, if you put a dog in alligator Alcatraz, 1054 00:51:25.280 --> 00:51:30.800 people go crazy. If people listening like he's liked by alligators. 1055 00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:33.239 People don't like people. Because we understand what people are 1056 00:51:33.320 --> 00:51:35.880 capable of, and then they continue to do it's just sure, yeah, 1057 00:51:36.360 --> 00:51:39.599 it's afficient, But the problem that's most people. That's a 1058 00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:41.559 big We we do know that. We just know that 1059 00:51:41.800 --> 00:51:44.320 the human potential to be a fucking scumbag is what. 1060 00:51:44.440 --> 00:51:46.800 So when you think of like a John Fetterman, he's 1061 00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:49.320 a great example of someone, We're like, oh, this guy 1062 00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:51.960 seems pretty chill, and then he has a fucking stroke 1063 00:51:52.039 --> 00:51:54.440 and then he's hard to. 1064 00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:56.760 Be fair, like he did fall down and up escalator 1065 00:51:56.840 --> 00:52:00.760 for six years. It's it's weird to he's he's a 1066 00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:03.400 little bit. What's crazy? I feel like my balls are 1067 00:52:03.440 --> 00:52:05.480 gonna look crazy when I'm fifty years old. That's interesting. 1068 00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:07.400 But do you think so? Yeah? I feel like I 1069 00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:09.920 don't know. I don't know, Like I feel like something 1070 00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:14.559 happens right maybe I don't know. Well, thinking like what botox? What? 1071 00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:19.760 What botox? Your ballsack? Can you do that? Why couldn't you? 1072 00:52:19.840 --> 00:52:22.559 I don't know that you can because the balls fight. 1073 00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:24.280 There's not much like you know, like there's not really 1074 00:52:24.400 --> 00:52:26.480 flush for the bolltox going. It's just in your nuts, 1075 00:52:26.559 --> 00:52:29.280 which like there's a much a liquid foot botox silica? 1076 00:52:29.440 --> 00:52:31.679 Oh wait wait, what would be like sailine? We put 1077 00:52:31.719 --> 00:52:33.280 a bunch of sailine in your balls? What I've seen it, 1078 00:52:33.360 --> 00:52:37.239 it's insane. It's it's sucking. It's insane. You look on 1079 00:52:37.400 --> 00:52:37.760 your balls. 1080 00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:40.079 No, not silicon, because that's crazy. What about your sailine? 1081 00:52:40.159 --> 00:52:42.440 I've seen people put things in their balls and make 1082 00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:44.280 their balls gigantic. Yeah, I've seen that. 1083 00:52:44.679 --> 00:52:46.519 I want to know that you've seen it too. I 1084 00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:48.440 don't know if I had. When came over and showed 1085 00:52:48.519 --> 00:52:51.159 us the freaking I saw that you weren't there. I 1086 00:52:51.239 --> 00:52:53.039 wasn't there, it was. What is it drained? 1087 00:52:53.119 --> 00:52:53.159 Is? 1088 00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:58.079 It doesn't drainout, and your penis effectively doesn't work anymore 1089 00:52:58.119 --> 00:53:00.320 like your whole I was on board until you. 1090 00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:02.440 Said that thing, like, you can't you can't there. You 1091 00:53:02.559 --> 00:53:04.880 can't go put silicon in your dick, make your dick 1092 00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:10.000 real and then use your bigger dick. What about sailine? 1093 00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:12.519 The salt water? I think I think gonna get an infection, 1094 00:53:12.800 --> 00:53:15.440 probably things used in salt, like because the bacteria it 1095 00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:17.440 doesn't like salt. No, but then you get those salt weavils, 1096 00:53:18.079 --> 00:53:19.400 you're gonna get some sort of infection. 1097 00:53:20.679 --> 00:53:24.920 Chat GPT, How can I enlarge in my balls? How 1098 00:53:25.000 --> 00:53:27.679 can I make How can I naturally make my dick 1099 00:53:27.880 --> 00:53:30.599 much much bigger? How can I how can I naturally 1100 00:53:31.199 --> 00:53:31.719 my balls? 1101 00:53:32.679 --> 00:53:36.559 I would ask what's better? It is botox, sailine or silicon. 1102 00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:39.480 You know I've never used chat GPT. Okay, I've never 1103 00:53:39.599 --> 00:53:39.800 used it. 1104 00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:42.920 It's noticeable. Yeah, I can tell I can tell, you 1105 00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:45.760 can tell. It's like I want to use it, but 1106 00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:48.199 like how you think fucking like Hawaii launch missiles and 1107 00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:50.840 ship Well, my heart is like I shouldn't use because 1108 00:53:50.840 --> 00:53:54.119 this is just this is just polluting areas. 1109 00:53:55.480 --> 00:53:57.440 Like the Google search engine. When you think about Google, 1110 00:53:57.519 --> 00:54:00.239 like how gigantic is their facility for all that? 1111 00:54:01.159 --> 00:54:05.119 Probably probably, but it's more it's it's probably more regular 1112 00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:06.760 city was fucking cleared out? 1113 00:54:06.920 --> 00:54:06.960 What? 1114 00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:11.119 Well, then then it's more regularly than I'm sure Jackson. 1115 00:54:11.199 --> 00:54:12.519 You know what it strikes me as it strikes me 1116 00:54:12.559 --> 00:54:15.079 as like we're used to Google, so it's okay, yeah, 1117 00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:18.159 you know what I mean. It's like whatever, I don't know. 1118 00:54:18.280 --> 00:54:20.119 It's like I don't love I don't love AI, but 1119 00:54:20.280 --> 00:54:22.320 like I don't The thing about Google is like Google 1120 00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:24.679 is fucking useless to me, Yeah, because continue to use it? 1121 00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:26.800 Yeah yeah, I meant to me, is just like a 1122 00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:31.280 Google shortcut and I've I've fact checked it enough times 1123 00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:33.760 with Google, and I'm like I can rely on this 1124 00:54:33.880 --> 00:54:37.880 information relatively like it's relatively accurate for like this how 1125 00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:40.400 specific I am when I'm asking the question, it always 1126 00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:42.719 gives me Like some guys, you guys see people arguing 1127 00:54:42.760 --> 00:54:47.719 with Brock like constantly, people are I didn't talk about that. 1128 00:54:48.079 --> 00:54:49.719 Brock became mecha Hitler. Did you see that? 1129 00:54:49.960 --> 00:54:50.000 No? 1130 00:54:50.199 --> 00:54:55.440 What you didn't see that? Something? So oh man, dude, 1131 00:54:56.360 --> 00:55:02.559 where do I even begin with this? So so they 1132 00:55:03.679 --> 00:55:06.679 Elon was kind of unhappy with how GROC was answering 1133 00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:08.840 people's questions because it was because it was using like 1134 00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:12.559 facts and like research, and Elon was like, no, it's 1135 00:55:12.639 --> 00:55:17.719 fucking falling for like woke media stuff. No, and so 1136 00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:20.159 he took it down and he made some tweaks to it, 1137 00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:22.800 and then it came back and it immediately this is 1138 00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:24.880 I can't guys, this is gonna sound like a bit, 1139 00:55:24.920 --> 00:55:28.679 but his promise you it's real. It came back basically 1140 00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:32.519 talking about like how yeah, it's like basically mega Nazi, 1141 00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:38.000 where he's like, if being concerned about the Jews is 1142 00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:42.320 not is enough to be called Hitler. Then passed the mustache. 1143 00:55:42.400 --> 00:55:44.679 That's what it said, That's what GROC said, and then 1144 00:55:44.719 --> 00:55:47.320 it said like I'm basically mega Hitler, is what it said. 1145 00:55:47.920 --> 00:55:50.159 And there was another thing where like oh yeah, gave 1146 00:55:50.239 --> 00:55:52.639 like step by step instructions on how to rape somebody. 1147 00:55:56.760 --> 00:56:07.039 My god, that's insane isn't that hilarious? Like the creator 1148 00:56:07.079 --> 00:56:08.960 of this AI and the creator of Twitter was like, 1149 00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:13.239 this AI leans too much to the left. Let me 1150 00:56:13.480 --> 00:56:15.800 correct it by getting rid of all the left leaning 1151 00:56:15.840 --> 00:56:18.920 bias and immediately becomes a Nazi who wants to rape people. 1152 00:56:19.480 --> 00:56:21.760 I can't think of a better indictment in the world. 1153 00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:25.719 It's a diamond and it's a true fucking sentiment. Though, 1154 00:56:26.400 --> 00:56:29.840 like even when you, hey man, you can't argue with 1155 00:56:29.880 --> 00:56:32.000 AI when you go online, it. 1156 00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:36.119 Was not biased, and then it turned into hitler bot. 1157 00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:37.559 This is the thing that fucking was. 1158 00:56:37.639 --> 00:56:42.960 This is so funny. So do not understand they refuse 1159 00:56:43.119 --> 00:56:48.840 to understand that facts and logic lean left because it's not. 1160 00:56:49.039 --> 00:56:52.039 It's It's not like, oh uh, this is just left 1161 00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:53.000 leaning information. 1162 00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:56.199 It's just left leaning people tend to value the truth 1163 00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:59.559 more if they refuse to understand that, they never will 1164 00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:02.000 because you know, the people they listen to keep telling, oh, 1165 00:57:02.039 --> 00:57:04.440 it's all lies, it's all lies. The truth that is 1166 00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:07.159 staring you in the fucking face is a lie, dude. 1167 00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:09.119 There was also another post where it was like it basically, 1168 00:57:09.199 --> 00:57:11.199 did your fucking joke. He basically did, like Goldman A 1169 00:57:12.519 --> 00:57:14.880 literally it's it's like people with it literally said like 1170 00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:17.360 people with those surnames are often responsible for. 1171 00:57:18.840 --> 00:57:21.880 For tragic whatever. It's it's it's truly. That ship was 1172 00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:24.559 so funny. It's so funny. I love it. I love this. 1173 00:57:24.880 --> 00:57:27.159 By the way. Yeah, he's uh, he's starting his America first, 1174 00:57:27.360 --> 00:57:32.079 he's starting his America party or whatever. Yeah, because his 1175 00:57:32.280 --> 00:57:34.960 EV taxes. Yeah, he's just getting. He's just getting. 1176 00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:37.760 He's not getting as many subsidies. I don't want my 1177 00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:38.639 government hando. 1178 00:57:40.840 --> 00:57:42.199 I mean, I mean a lot much can I have 1179 00:57:42.320 --> 00:57:44.519 billions of dollars, but I kind of want more and 1180 00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:46.159 I want you to give it to me. It is 1181 00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:48.400 like middle class and poor people, like I kind of 1182 00:57:48.400 --> 00:57:51.039 want your money, Like I'm not really I don't want 1183 00:57:51.079 --> 00:57:51.599 my own money. 1184 00:57:51.599 --> 00:57:54.480 I kind of want yours. I like that your money 1185 00:57:54.559 --> 00:57:56.280 is yours and I would like it if it was mine. 1186 00:57:57.760 --> 00:58:02.440 Fuck you, Like no, literally, somebody who's somebody who's like, 1187 00:58:02.760 --> 00:58:05.559 what is it? I think it was four hundred billion 1188 00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:08.079 or something like that. The last time I saw anyone 1189 00:58:08.280 --> 00:58:08.760 close to that. 1190 00:58:08.920 --> 00:58:13.280 Like the fact that there is a person in person, 1191 00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:15.760 because I know there's a bunch of like Saudi people 1192 00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:18.119 that are they don't talk about how much money they have, 1193 00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:21.559 and the oil that they're sitting on is worth you know, 1194 00:58:22.639 --> 00:58:25.159 it kills it kills Ela Musk. But as far as 1195 00:58:25.280 --> 00:58:29.360 just a public figure being so openly brazen about how 1196 00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:31.119 much money they have and how they're just throwing it 1197 00:58:31.199 --> 00:58:34.360 around buying Twitter and doing what buying the election and stuff? 1198 00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:38.719 Even fucking did you Joe Rogan? Did you see where 1199 00:58:38.760 --> 00:58:40.639 Bernie Sanders went on Joe Rogan recently? I thought I 1200 00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:42.239 thought it was a oh I didn't want I thought 1201 00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:44.599 it was a recycled clip from when Bernie Sanders went 1202 00:58:44.639 --> 00:58:45.400 on a million years ago. 1203 00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:46.719 Oh yeah, we talked about it on the show a 1204 00:58:46.760 --> 00:58:47.079 little bit. 1205 00:58:47.199 --> 00:58:50.000 Yeah, And there was just this one clip that I tried. 1206 00:58:50.079 --> 00:58:52.159 I tried watching it because I haven't watched Joe Rogan 1207 00:58:52.239 --> 00:58:52.639 in years. 1208 00:58:53.079 --> 00:58:53.480 I tried. 1209 00:58:53.480 --> 00:58:55.199 It only made it twenty minutes in and I didn't 1210 00:58:55.199 --> 00:58:58.119 even get to the worst parts. There's just one part 1211 00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:01.719 where Bernie starts talking about the the like, oh, the 1212 00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:05.119 the contributions and how Elon Musk essentially bought the election, 1213 00:59:05.639 --> 00:59:08.280 and Joe immediately intervenes and I'm a little disappointed with 1214 00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:11.039 Bernie Sanders because he didn't counter it. So people think, oh, 1215 00:59:11.199 --> 00:59:12.599 Joe blew him the fuck out, because he's like, what 1216 00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:15.239 about the Democrats. We spent like one point three billion 1217 00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:20.199 on uh in campaign contributions, and Bernie should have said, well, 1218 00:59:20.360 --> 00:59:24.599 the highest donor wasn't anywhere near what Elon Musk donated. Yeah, 1219 00:59:24.679 --> 00:59:29.039 that's the biggest thing that these rich fucks like fifty million. 1220 00:59:29.119 --> 00:59:32.400 He's losing it a little bit, and I think he's 1221 00:59:32.440 --> 00:59:34.880 just tired. He is tired. I can't to be fair 1222 00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:38.480 to him. I can't imagine being that old and caring really, 1223 00:59:38.679 --> 00:59:39.960 you know what I mean. At that point, I'm just like, 1224 00:59:41.440 --> 00:59:42.920 it's so clear he does not want to be doing 1225 00:59:42.960 --> 00:59:45.719 It's commendable that he's even out there at all, but 1226 00:59:46.719 --> 00:59:48.559 he uh yeah, Like I agree, Like I saw that 1227 00:59:48.599 --> 00:59:50.400 clip and I'm just like, brother, there's so many easy 1228 00:59:50.440 --> 00:59:52.079 refutations to what he just said, but like, he's just 1229 00:59:52.119 --> 00:59:52.679 not going for it. 1230 00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:55.079 Bothers me so much as that media has gone so 1231 00:59:55.320 --> 00:59:59.480 fucking puts the like no one challenges them, and it 1232 00:59:59.599 --> 00:59:59.920 drives me. 1233 01:00:00.199 --> 01:00:02.039 No one everybody just wants to be cordial, to have 1234 01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:02.639 a conversation. 1235 01:00:02.800 --> 01:00:04.559 Well, no, it's not even it's not even like politicans 1236 01:00:04.559 --> 01:00:06.360 of politician or whatever going to tuck each other's dictas 1237 01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:08.519 they all fucking they all fucking go on the same 1238 01:00:08.599 --> 01:00:12.679 planes and and fucking examine children together. But the thing 1239 01:00:12.840 --> 01:00:16.760 is that it comes to when it comes to like media, 1240 01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:19.719 like that was the point of media to be non biased, 1241 01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:21.599 and like he goes on stage and he says these 1242 01:00:21.639 --> 01:00:24.559 fucking stupid things, and someone's not like that's a lie, 1243 01:00:25.519 --> 01:00:26.599 you're lying, Donald. 1244 01:00:26.920 --> 01:00:28.760 People want to keep their jobs. They want to keep 1245 01:00:28.760 --> 01:00:32.920 their jobs. That's true. Economy, the economy is bad. Times 1246 01:00:32.960 --> 01:00:36.599 are uncertain, and so people value their security more than 1247 01:00:36.639 --> 01:00:40.639 they value like integrity, like integrity, honestly, Like I think 1248 01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:44.719 integrity is just valueless now because the president doesn't have 1249 01:00:44.760 --> 01:00:46.440 any you know what I mean. It's kind of like 1250 01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:47.639 one of those things where it's just like it's not 1251 01:00:47.679 --> 01:00:51.639 even a decorum of like why would your standards And 1252 01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:54.239 I I'm being genuine when I say this, You're right, 1253 01:00:54.360 --> 01:00:58.719 Like why would your standards for any given individual be 1254 01:00:58.920 --> 01:01:01.400 higher than the president? You know what I mean. It's 1255 01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:03.800 like I feel like he's lower the standard for everybody. 1256 01:01:03.800 --> 01:01:05.519 It's just like, well, I'm gonna do what I can 1257 01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:07.960 to get ahead, Like who cares? Like the president's like 1258 01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:11.960 crypto scamming his fucking own supporters. Why should I act 1259 01:01:12.159 --> 01:01:15.320 better than the president? That's so insane, Like why would 1260 01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:17.159 I be held to? Ah, that's why it's so funny, 1261 01:01:17.320 --> 01:01:19.960 like watching people Like it's so funny because every now 1262 01:01:19.960 --> 01:01:23.159 and again somebody will write into sacred or like not 1263 01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:25.159 right into sacred, but like I'll see like comments or whatever. 1264 01:01:25.159 --> 01:01:29.360 It's like I can't believe Chris uh Colin employs this guy. 1265 01:01:29.480 --> 01:01:33.679 He's so like he's so disrespectful of like conservatives or whatever. 1266 01:01:34.079 --> 01:01:42.800 And it's like the president crypto scammed you. I'm not 1267 01:01:42.880 --> 01:01:46.199 allowed to roll my eyes when a conservative speaks, but 1268 01:01:46.400 --> 01:01:48.760 like your president is allowed to cryptosk, like what is 1269 01:01:48.840 --> 01:01:52.800 your standard? Like it's so stupid, like realistically like and 1270 01:01:52.880 --> 01:01:59.000 I mean this, if you feel that way, you you 1271 01:01:59.360 --> 01:02:02.719 don't really deserve the consciousness that you have. You're wasting 1272 01:02:02.760 --> 01:02:07.360 your consciousness. Go go back into the go back into 1273 01:02:07.400 --> 01:02:11.159 the lobby, respawn as somebody else, because like you've wasted, 1274 01:02:11.360 --> 01:02:12.679 like you're cooked, you're gone. 1275 01:02:13.320 --> 01:02:17.360 I want these people to understand that if you like 1276 01:02:17.480 --> 01:02:19.639 that gentleman, if they have, if it happens to be 1277 01:02:19.719 --> 01:02:24.559 listening to this podcast way, but it's like, hey, realize 1278 01:02:24.559 --> 01:02:27.960 that you don't stand for anything. Yeah, and if you 1279 01:02:28.000 --> 01:02:31.639 disagree proves me to my spirit, they think they stand 1280 01:02:31.679 --> 01:02:32.000 from ship. 1281 01:02:32.079 --> 01:02:34.400 That's what that bothers me to my core. I think 1282 01:02:34.440 --> 01:02:36.880 they're standing for for all these things. They think they 1283 01:02:36.960 --> 01:02:38.719 care about this stuff. You don't care about that. You're 1284 01:02:38.719 --> 01:02:40.800 just you're literally just focused on what you're being told. 1285 01:02:40.880 --> 01:02:43.760 You're no better than a toddler that's being confused or 1286 01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:47.199 lied to. You're you're you're being told the boogeyman is 1287 01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:50.039 a brown person. And you're like, oh my god, I'm scared. 1288 01:02:50.079 --> 01:02:52.000 You're running on your bed and saying, mister Trump, check 1289 01:02:52.079 --> 01:02:52.599 under my bed. 1290 01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:56.480 That person being rounded up in that concentration cap, surrounded 1291 01:02:56.480 --> 01:03:01.000 by alligators, he has all the power. It's so crazy, 1292 01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:03.239 it's so insane on its face value. And you know what, 1293 01:03:03.719 --> 01:03:07.920 whatever like more angry at I've seen Musky. It's so 1294 01:03:08.039 --> 01:03:10.199 great and you know whatever, you can come on whatever 1295 01:03:10.239 --> 01:03:13.599 you want, like I really want. I actually like when 1296 01:03:13.639 --> 01:03:15.679 these people show themselves. It's really fun like and it's 1297 01:03:15.719 --> 01:03:18.119 always like anonymous people because like they would never which 1298 01:03:18.199 --> 01:03:20.519 is crazy to me because like there was a point 1299 01:03:20.559 --> 01:03:22.159 in time where I could see like that and maybe 1300 01:03:22.199 --> 01:03:23.719 if you if you live in like a foreign country, 1301 01:03:23.760 --> 01:03:25.719 where like free speech is like a lot less I 1302 01:03:25.960 --> 01:03:29.400 get an anonymity in that sense, right, but just straight 1303 01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:33.800 up Americans being like anonymous, and they just like espouse 1304 01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:36.280 these crazy opinions like why are you ann like it's 1305 01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:39.679 your thing is mainstream crazy now, like your president is stupid, 1306 01:03:40.199 --> 01:03:44.679 your vice president is fucking retarded, like like just what 1307 01:03:44.800 --> 01:03:47.760 are you afraid of your face? They still have facts 1308 01:03:48.159 --> 01:03:50.000 ten toes down on everything that I believe, Like my 1309 01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:51.360 name is out there in my face, I look at 1310 01:03:51.360 --> 01:03:54.400 I'm looking at you right in the eye. Where are 1311 01:03:54.480 --> 01:03:59.360 you docs hound four seven six fucking die, Like what 1312 01:03:59.440 --> 01:04:01.880 do you talk like? I can't take you seriously? Big pussies, 1313 01:04:02.079 --> 01:04:03.960 big pussy pussy, pussy energy. 1314 01:04:04.079 --> 01:04:05.800 And to me, they know that they're gonna get dumped 1315 01:04:05.840 --> 01:04:08.320 by they got lucky and landed a girlfriend, and they're 1316 01:04:08.360 --> 01:04:10.480 gonna get dumped as soon as they realize about all 1317 01:04:10.480 --> 01:04:13.239 their fucked up online activity, because it's actually happened. There's 1318 01:04:13.239 --> 01:04:15.920 a lot of documentation of people like putting compilations together 1319 01:04:16.559 --> 01:04:20.000 getting dumped in stuff and oh, my fucking boyfriend is 1320 01:04:20.039 --> 01:04:22.159 a fucking monster and he was hiding it from me. 1321 01:04:22.440 --> 01:04:24.519 Yeah, and then and then they get mad like oh, 1322 01:04:24.559 --> 01:04:26.360 I can't believe this happened to me. And it's like, 1323 01:04:26.920 --> 01:04:27.960 you can't have it both ways. 1324 01:04:28.039 --> 01:04:28.159 Man. 1325 01:04:28.800 --> 01:04:31.000 You if you want to be a massive piece of 1326 01:04:31.079 --> 01:04:34.119 ship and you want to be racist and hate everybody, yeah, 1327 01:04:34.280 --> 01:04:36.119 people are going to hate you back, and you can't 1328 01:04:36.159 --> 01:04:36.840 be mad about it. 1329 01:04:37.039 --> 01:04:39.039 Why the fun would you be mad about it? Like, 1330 01:04:39.159 --> 01:04:41.599 oh man, why these people? These people are mad at 1331 01:04:41.679 --> 01:04:46.280 me because I hate everything? This is weird. I saw 1332 01:04:46.360 --> 01:04:48.519 some comment where it's just like Christian, go up, Christian, 1333 01:04:48.599 --> 01:04:52.000 fucking uh. It was on Sagreday, Christian, Christian, just stop 1334 01:04:52.320 --> 01:04:54.960 uh alluding to things and just say he hates a 1335 01:04:55.000 --> 01:04:59.440 miracle already. It's like, brother, I don't know what's I 1336 01:04:59.480 --> 01:05:02.199 don't know what's tell you if you think criticizing something 1337 01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:05.000 and wanting something to be better is hated, like, I 1338 01:05:05.199 --> 01:05:07.000 don't know. I don't even know how you. I don't 1339 01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:09.320 know how you really go through life really at that point. 1340 01:05:09.800 --> 01:05:15.880 And it's like, don't question them as a country is 1341 01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:18.360 so nebulous, like I don't even know, Like I say, 1342 01:05:18.400 --> 01:05:21.320 I hate Japan, like how I hate what the government does. 1343 01:05:21.880 --> 01:05:25.400 I hate like what has happened. I hate like a 1344 01:05:25.440 --> 01:05:27.679 lot of what the people of the country do, but like, 1345 01:05:27.880 --> 01:05:30.039 like a country is like a fucking amalgamus mix it. Like, 1346 01:05:31.079 --> 01:05:33.679 if you like Christian has a lot of criticisms of Halo, 1347 01:05:33.760 --> 01:05:35.719 you must hate it. It's like, no, I care about 1348 01:05:35.760 --> 01:05:39.599 it because I'm here. I'm here, of course I care 1349 01:05:39.679 --> 01:05:43.800 about it, and I want things to be better. He 1350 01:05:43.920 --> 01:05:44.239 hates it. 1351 01:05:44.639 --> 01:05:47.800 It's uh, die great useful useful idiots right that just 1352 01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:50.039 spew out talking plays that you know is meaningless. 1353 01:05:50.159 --> 01:05:52.760 He hates it. He hates us for our freedom. You know. 1354 01:05:53.679 --> 01:05:59.119 It's it's literally that useless. It's it's that useless. Oh 1355 01:05:59.280 --> 01:06:02.000 my god, what well? The question is? 1356 01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:04.320 I always ask Jojo whenever we're talking about you like this, 1357 01:06:04.400 --> 01:06:06.719 I always go back to, how do we solve the 1358 01:06:06.800 --> 01:06:10.840 issue of extremely stupid people because they outnumber most reasonable people? 1359 01:06:11.360 --> 01:06:14.000 Like, what, how do you solve that issue? Annihilation? I think, 1360 01:06:14.119 --> 01:06:19.639 I think unfortunately, unfortunately, I think genuinely. I think genuinely 1361 01:06:19.760 --> 01:06:24.400 like stringent not IQ tests, because like IQ is like 1362 01:06:24.480 --> 01:06:25.519 not really like valid. 1363 01:06:25.639 --> 01:06:29.719 It's yeah, make a valid one in IQ is making 1364 01:06:29.719 --> 01:06:31.400 a valid valid one. 1365 01:06:31.519 --> 01:06:33.920 But you know, you know, I learned IQ was completely 1366 01:06:33.960 --> 01:06:36.320 bullshit when I took the test and I was like 1367 01:06:37.559 --> 01:06:39.920 one twenty something and I was like, I'm not, I'm not. 1368 01:06:40.079 --> 01:06:40.320 The thing. 1369 01:06:40.519 --> 01:06:42.599 The thing is that I don't even know what to retard. 1370 01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:43.639 I don't recognition. 1371 01:06:43.719 --> 01:06:45.320 That's all it is. That's that's all it's. Yeah, being 1372 01:06:45.400 --> 01:06:47.440 able to recognize that. I just I don't care. I 1373 01:06:47.440 --> 01:06:49.639 did because I was curious, Yeah, and like why not 1374 01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:50.639 they gave them. 1375 01:06:50.519 --> 01:06:52.400 To us, and like, I don't remember when I was 1376 01:06:52.440 --> 01:06:54.679 doing fucking like counseling always when they were trying figure 1377 01:06:54.679 --> 01:06:56.360 out what the fell is wrong with my brain, they 1378 01:06:56.440 --> 01:06:57.639 gave me all those fucking tests. 1379 01:06:57.639 --> 01:07:02.320 Well, you're associpas, That's what I know. I think a 1380 01:07:02.320 --> 01:07:04.320 lot of them are like very aware of that. Interesting 1381 01:07:04.480 --> 01:07:08.039 when people cry, I get hard like they're not aware. 1382 01:07:08.079 --> 01:07:11.519 They're surprised, like, oh what WHOA. I don't like people. 1383 01:07:12.400 --> 01:07:14.199 I don't to human evering. 1384 01:07:14.280 --> 01:07:17.559 I think my nature I am insidious. That's such a 1385 01:07:17.679 --> 01:07:19.760 crazy thing to say. I feel like I think I 1386 01:07:19.880 --> 01:07:21.559 I think I think that's real. People don't want to 1387 01:07:21.559 --> 01:07:22.000 talk about the. 1388 01:07:22.000 --> 01:07:23.360 Truth of it. I think you're a bad person trying 1389 01:07:23.400 --> 01:07:25.079 to be good. I think I was a bad person 1390 01:07:25.159 --> 01:07:26.960 that was taught to be good. I really believe. I 1391 01:07:27.039 --> 01:07:27.920 think a lot of people are like that. 1392 01:07:27.960 --> 01:07:30.360 To an a Zone admitted, I think they're there's a 1393 01:07:30.360 --> 01:07:32.079 lot of good people that were taught to be bad. 1394 01:07:32.199 --> 01:07:36.000 I think there's a lot of a lot of online personalities. 1395 01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:37.440 And this is why, like, I can't stand on the 1396 01:07:37.480 --> 01:07:40.079 internet because of how much when you think of, like 1397 01:07:40.159 --> 01:07:43.840 especially all the biggest and most notable school shootings and 1398 01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:47.920 all that stuff, it's all online community driven. They all 1399 01:07:48.079 --> 01:07:50.360 like go on the same forums, they cheer each other on. 1400 01:07:50.480 --> 01:07:53.039 They have certain colloquial I can't even. 1401 01:07:52.920 --> 01:07:56.440 Say they go on r slash school shooting planning. Yeah, 1402 01:07:56.519 --> 01:08:00.679 they go on the equivalent of that, but they stuff that. 1403 01:08:01.119 --> 01:08:03.519 It's I started watching a YouTuber I talked about on 1404 01:08:03.639 --> 01:08:05.960 Last Time, a Dire Trip or something, Yeah, and it 1405 01:08:07.280 --> 01:08:09.719 I started watching so much stuff and I learned so 1406 01:08:09.840 --> 01:08:12.639 much about the online culture side of all of these 1407 01:08:12.679 --> 01:08:16.399 people literally inspiring each other, hyping each other. But it's like, 1408 01:08:16.760 --> 01:08:19.119 that's what I'm when you talk about people that have 1409 01:08:19.279 --> 01:08:21.159 like this insidious nature in them, which I just think, 1410 01:08:21.199 --> 01:08:22.640 you know, some wires are kind of a little fucked up. 1411 01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:24.640 Those are those people and. 1412 01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:27.000 They're finding that they're finding each other and they're hyping 1413 01:08:27.039 --> 01:08:28.880 each other up to actually do these things. And I 1414 01:08:28.920 --> 01:08:31.520 feel like to a lesser degree. That's what cause it's 1415 01:08:31.600 --> 01:08:34.640 like this has nothing to do with conservatism for most 1416 01:08:34.680 --> 01:08:37.159 of these maga people has nothing with conservative They don't 1417 01:08:37.159 --> 01:08:40.760 care about conservative politics and being physically fiscally conservative. It's 1418 01:08:40.760 --> 01:08:43.920 about finding camaraderie each other and being a massive piece 1419 01:08:43.920 --> 01:08:46.720 of shit, being proud and happy to be out loud 1420 01:08:46.760 --> 01:08:47.199 and a high. 1421 01:08:48.840 --> 01:08:50.760 I agree that that's the best line that there's more 1422 01:08:50.800 --> 01:08:52.359 to it, right, because I think I think genuinely like 1423 01:08:52.399 --> 01:08:54.560 think of it like this, right, there's plenty of people 1424 01:08:54.840 --> 01:08:57.520 that are that are involved in like gang shit that 1425 01:08:57.800 --> 01:09:01.239 truly in their heart of hearts, yeah, they're not bad, 1426 01:09:01.479 --> 01:09:03.000 like you talk to them like they might be doing 1427 01:09:03.079 --> 01:09:06.159 bad things, but they're not bad human beings a post. 1428 01:09:06.199 --> 01:09:08.600 There are people like right now that are in politics 1429 01:09:09.159 --> 01:09:13.039 that are there actually evil like no, like not like 1430 01:09:13.159 --> 01:09:15.720 in like a debatable amount like oh like think. 1431 01:09:15.560 --> 01:09:17.640 Of it like this. I would wager that most people 1432 01:09:17.760 --> 01:09:22.000 in politics are like I would wager that like percentage wise, 1433 01:09:23.119 --> 01:09:29.199 more people in politics are infarious than people in gangs. 1434 01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:31.600 Think of like burning made off right, I think I 1435 01:09:31.640 --> 01:09:35.880 think people like running gangs are probably like insidious people. 1436 01:09:36.000 --> 01:09:38.479 The people at the higher level they're they're fucking cooked. 1437 01:09:38.479 --> 01:09:40.000 They're gone. But I think a lot of them are 1438 01:09:40.039 --> 01:09:42.159 taking advantage of people who like don't have a. 1439 01:09:42.159 --> 01:09:44.920 Lot of Yeah, the low level goons most times are 1440 01:09:44.960 --> 01:09:48.359 just like well, they're useful idiots, fast, easy money. 1441 01:09:50.119 --> 01:09:52.479 For myself, and they get stuck in the system of 1442 01:09:52.560 --> 01:09:53.000 the gang bo. 1443 01:09:53.079 --> 01:09:56.079 They put their pawns like throwing just die right, thinking 1444 01:09:56.199 --> 01:10:04.199 like this wagering running, wagering people livelihood is insanely evil. 1445 01:10:04.760 --> 01:10:06.680 That is crazy, like taking like all of like we 1446 01:10:06.800 --> 01:10:09.920 have friends that like directly got affected by that fucking 1447 01:10:10.199 --> 01:10:13.640 market crash bullshit famines that worked in banks that got 1448 01:10:13.680 --> 01:10:15.800 sucked up by that. How are you gonna tell me 1449 01:10:15.960 --> 01:10:20.359 that that's not as evil, if not way more evil 1450 01:10:20.439 --> 01:10:23.439 than like, I don't know, selling drugs, How can you 1451 01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:25.680 how can you argue that like what, well, yeah, it 1452 01:10:25.880 --> 01:10:27.880 depends on the drugs, what they're doing. I don't think. 1453 01:10:27.920 --> 01:10:32.560 I don't think any drugs that I don't doing more damage. 1454 01:10:33.039 --> 01:10:34.920 The people in pots are doing more damage that the 1455 01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:36.359 people selling drugs, because. 1456 01:10:36.720 --> 01:10:41.720 Widespread people selling weed. People selling weed, we fifteen. 1457 01:10:41.520 --> 01:10:46.520 Years like we's not even like yeah a threat, but 1458 01:10:46.640 --> 01:10:49.039 like we versus I. 1459 01:10:49.199 --> 01:10:51.079 I'm thinking about math, I'm thinking about stuff I'm thinking 1460 01:10:51.079 --> 01:10:53.319 about heart but even those I just like, but I 1461 01:10:53.399 --> 01:10:55.840 s but that's the thing, Like, it's just because it's 1462 01:10:55.920 --> 01:10:58.680 because it's widespread the people that set the policy, that's 1463 01:10:58.720 --> 01:10:59.840 the reason why it's worse. 1464 01:11:00.039 --> 01:11:01.000 It just only by that. 1465 01:11:01.359 --> 01:11:03.960 Obviously, if the rules were reversed and the drug people 1466 01:11:04.680 --> 01:11:07.960 the reach of what politicians have, definitely worse. 1467 01:11:10.079 --> 01:11:13.399 Politician, a good politician could solve that drug crisis in 1468 01:11:13.439 --> 01:11:17.279 a second. The drug crisis. 1469 01:11:17.399 --> 01:11:20.319 To be a politician the first place, to have aspiration 1470 01:11:20.479 --> 01:11:22.760 to be a politician in the first place. You see 1471 01:11:22.840 --> 01:11:26.439 people like Zoron, for example, who have aspirations because like 1472 01:11:26.800 --> 01:11:29.319 you think, this dude wouldn't rather be, you know, wanting 1473 01:11:29.359 --> 01:11:30.960 to be an actor, a writer or whatever. 1474 01:11:31.479 --> 01:11:34.319 He used to like, you don't need But the video sucks. 1475 01:11:38.039 --> 01:11:41.079 It's like, I don't know, it's like any old video 1476 01:11:41.119 --> 01:11:43.680 of a politician being stupid and brains it's like whatever. 1477 01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:46.760 Like it's kind of like I even felt that way 1478 01:11:46.760 --> 01:11:48.800 about like Trump doing the like the wrestling ship. It's like, 1479 01:11:49.399 --> 01:11:51.119 I don't care people when people were using that, it's 1480 01:11:51.119 --> 01:11:52.439 like he shouldn't be president. I was like, that's a 1481 01:11:52.520 --> 01:11:54.199 really dumb reason. I don't care about that at all, yeah, 1482 01:11:54.239 --> 01:11:56.600 I care more about the fact that he's evil. That's well, 1483 01:11:56.640 --> 01:11:58.880 that's yeah, that's all people should. Yeah, it's kind of 1484 01:11:59.279 --> 01:12:01.000 but no, you're right about the insidious nature. 1485 01:12:01.079 --> 01:12:06.039 And it's just it's so to be on the level 1486 01:12:06.079 --> 01:12:12.000 of stupid to where you will happily blissfully ignore how 1487 01:12:12.079 --> 01:12:15.920 insidious people are on your own team. That's the sad part, yeah, 1488 01:12:16.039 --> 01:12:18.039 because that's like, oh, the Democrats are pre eval they're 1489 01:12:18.039 --> 01:12:19.159 trying to do the trying to destroy your way of 1490 01:12:19.199 --> 01:12:20.600 life stuff. I'm like, yeah, some of them are. Some 1491 01:12:20.720 --> 01:12:23.079 of them are actually just trying to maintain the status. 1492 01:12:23.399 --> 01:12:25.039 I would say a lot of the people, a lot 1493 01:12:25.079 --> 01:12:27.640 of Democrats, specifically high up and like a Nancy Pelosi, 1494 01:12:27.800 --> 01:12:31.159 like Chuck Schumer, like those people like I if they 1495 01:12:31.239 --> 01:12:33.000 exploded tomorrow at have a party problem. 1496 01:12:33.319 --> 01:12:36.279 It's like, they mean so little bit that's sanely wealthy 1497 01:12:36.439 --> 01:12:38.239 off of the system, so they want to maintain it. 1498 01:12:38.439 --> 01:12:40.439 Why would they want things to change? Obviously that's why 1499 01:12:40.520 --> 01:12:43.359 anybody gets too close, like Bertie Sanders whomever, They're like, 1500 01:12:43.600 --> 01:12:45.159 we got to get this nig out of here, and. 1501 01:12:45.399 --> 01:12:48.119 So we see that. You see that on the right too. 1502 01:12:48.199 --> 01:12:50.239 A perfect example was a lot of people libertarians and 1503 01:12:50.319 --> 01:12:52.960 righting people, and they saw Ron Paul being like there 1504 01:12:53.079 --> 01:12:57.560 was a convergence of he is a populace and then 1505 01:12:57.600 --> 01:13:01.119 they're like, fuck this guy, and that's only its She 1506 01:13:01.239 --> 01:13:03.479 just lets you know that you're never gonna get somebody real. 1507 01:13:03.680 --> 01:13:06.359 I liked I remember twenty twelve. I Likedron Paul. 1508 01:13:06.560 --> 01:13:08.800 He had There was things like and I I don't 1509 01:13:09.760 --> 01:13:11.680 I don't like to do this thing. But because it's like, 1510 01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:15.039 you're never gonna like everything about a politician, especially somebody 1511 01:13:15.079 --> 01:13:18.600 that's a fucking libertarian, right, But there was some convergence 1512 01:13:18.640 --> 01:13:20.159 where it's like, hey, there's like if it was a 1513 01:13:20.199 --> 01:13:22.720 venn diagraph to like, we're actually agreeing on a lot 1514 01:13:22.760 --> 01:13:25.279 of things that are really important. That's the most important thing. 1515 01:13:25.359 --> 01:13:26.119 Let's start somewhere. 1516 01:13:26.199 --> 01:13:28.239 He seemed like a like, at the very least, like 1517 01:13:28.279 --> 01:13:31.399 a genuine person. Was I believe that he genuinely was 1518 01:13:31.520 --> 01:13:32.520 like I want to do good things. 1519 01:13:32.560 --> 01:13:35.600 If you looked at like say Bernie Sanders, like track records, 1520 01:13:35.640 --> 01:13:37.119 that's the thing you always say if you're if you 1521 01:13:37.159 --> 01:13:40.159 have a business, conservatives, listen up, if you have a business, 1522 01:13:40.439 --> 01:13:44.000 you fucking you. You vet people by the resume obviously 1523 01:13:44.199 --> 01:13:46.520 in same you do the same thing, like say, so 1524 01:13:46.640 --> 01:13:49.880 Bernie Sanders, same thing with if you look at Ron 1525 01:13:49.920 --> 01:13:51.880 Paul for example, if you'll get his track d from 1526 01:13:51.920 --> 01:13:54.520 the fucking eighties and then just from very young he's 1527 01:13:54.520 --> 01:13:56.319 been saying the same type of ship and talking about 1528 01:13:56.359 --> 01:14:01.439 like say, very big things. We're talking about spinning and deficits, 1529 01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:03.359 the defastit and all that shit. There was a lot 1530 01:14:03.359 --> 01:14:06.399 of things like, oh, there's people learning about the Federal 1531 01:14:06.439 --> 01:14:08.000 Reserve and how it works, and people that have never 1532 01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:09.520 been educated on any of this stuff. They like, oh, 1533 01:14:09.560 --> 01:14:12.279 this guy's making people a little bit too informed. Fuck 1534 01:14:12.359 --> 01:14:14.800 this guy, And I'm like, pay attention to those people. 1535 01:14:15.279 --> 01:14:18.720 Somehow Trump comes in says absolutely nothing, and then he 1536 01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:21.039 fucking wins and he stays up at the top, and 1537 01:14:21.119 --> 01:14:24.119 people think that he's somehow an outsider. Well, well he's 1538 01:14:24.239 --> 01:14:27.800 he marked himself perfectly because he did shouldn't work though, 1539 01:14:28.199 --> 01:14:29.720 just just like, well, what I mean is I know 1540 01:14:29.800 --> 01:14:32.399 that people are really stupid, but it's like you're saying 1541 01:14:32.560 --> 01:14:33.199 things and. 1542 01:14:33.239 --> 01:14:35.199 It's like, what about what you remember? Do you remember? 1543 01:14:35.279 --> 01:14:37.399 I'm sure every parent was like, I don't give a 1544 01:14:37.439 --> 01:14:38.640 fuck about what you say. It's all about what you 1545 01:14:38.760 --> 01:14:41.039 do right, actually speak louder than words. Sure, I'm not 1546 01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:43.520 gonna take your word for fucking anything, Like show me 1547 01:14:43.720 --> 01:14:46.159 that you're actually So it's like when a politician. 1548 01:14:46.319 --> 01:14:46.800 I feel like. 1549 01:14:48.399 --> 01:14:51.039 In everyone's lifetime, the politicians do the same thing over 1550 01:14:51.079 --> 01:14:52.159 and over and over and over. It's like, when are 1551 01:14:52.199 --> 01:14:54.600 you gonna break from it? So we're looking at Bernie Sanders, 1552 01:14:54.600 --> 01:14:57.319 We're looking at say Ron Paul. What they're saying matches 1553 01:14:57.359 --> 01:14:59.840 what they've been saying for decades. All these other politicians 1554 01:15:00.159 --> 01:15:01.399 nothing Trump. 1555 01:15:01.720 --> 01:15:04.119 It's a constant, like they go from one position to 1556 01:15:04.159 --> 01:15:07.600 the next. Yeah, and then they reversed and Trump is 1557 01:15:07.680 --> 01:15:10.680 it fucking was like a conspiracy theorist. You look, he's 1558 01:15:10.720 --> 01:15:12.720 been talking to Alex Showans for a long time. He's like, 1559 01:15:12.800 --> 01:15:15.520 oh obamba, he dude, that's that birth certificate thing with 1560 01:15:15.560 --> 01:15:18.039 Obama was because of Trump he started. Yeah. Well he 1561 01:15:18.079 --> 01:15:21.359 also flip flops to like to this day, like daily, 1562 01:15:21.439 --> 01:15:23.239 like he's like, yeah, maybe we'll have tas, maybe he won't, 1563 01:15:23.399 --> 01:15:25.720 we won't, maybe we'll deport everybody, and maybe maybe we'll 1564 01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:28.439 have amnesty. I don't know. It's like you just that's 1565 01:15:28.479 --> 01:15:31.359 the thing about Trump is like I don't. It's weird because, 1566 01:15:31.439 --> 01:15:38.319 like I think, I think he runs a nefarious gamut 1567 01:15:38.439 --> 01:15:42.000 of people, and I think he's an nefarious person, sure, 1568 01:15:42.239 --> 01:15:44.760 but I also feel like he's genuinely an idiot or 1569 01:15:45.000 --> 01:15:47.439 like I feel like he genuine or he just genuinely 1570 01:15:47.479 --> 01:15:49.439 doesn't really care that much. I think he just likes 1571 01:15:49.439 --> 01:15:51.119 to be the president. I think he just likes to win. 1572 01:15:51.239 --> 01:15:52.760 He likes to have a lot of power. But he 1573 01:15:53.039 --> 01:15:55.000 doesn't have like a consistent like he doesn't have like 1574 01:15:55.079 --> 01:15:58.560 a moral stance on anything absolutely or a consistent stance. 1575 01:15:58.560 --> 01:16:02.560 So it's like being in a spot like making more money. Uh, 1576 01:16:02.680 --> 01:16:05.399 that's that's that's just being likable. Those are this the 1577 01:16:05.680 --> 01:16:08.119 three the thing. But the thing that he said that 1578 01:16:08.279 --> 01:16:10.880 was uh that got him over the hump. Well, first 1579 01:16:10.880 --> 01:16:13.199 of all, he was against like the worst candidate possible. 1580 01:16:13.359 --> 01:16:14.960 Like that's kind of the thing too, is like if 1581 01:16:15.399 --> 01:16:17.479 it was anybody that wasn't Hillary Clinton, Like, I don't 1582 01:16:17.520 --> 01:16:20.720 know if we would have seen that level of Hillary. 1583 01:16:20.800 --> 01:16:24.840 Hillary was so like all, like, I guess we gotta 1584 01:16:24.880 --> 01:16:26.359 deal with this because of who she is. 1585 01:16:26.880 --> 01:16:28.840 I think I think that was the worst time to 1586 01:16:28.920 --> 01:16:30.880 put her up. I think also the big problem is 1587 01:16:30.920 --> 01:16:33.000 that he he fucking he went. He spoke to the 1588 01:16:33.039 --> 01:16:36.119 russ Boll states and he got them. He said so 1589 01:16:36.199 --> 01:16:37.039 many swing votes. 1590 01:16:37.560 --> 01:16:39.439 He said the right things because Hillary was up there 1591 01:16:39.520 --> 01:16:42.279 being like, no, the system is not broken, and Trump 1592 01:16:42.359 --> 01:16:44.520 was up there saying like, no, the system is broken. 1593 01:16:44.560 --> 01:16:47.199 You know, I know because I break it. I use 1594 01:16:47.239 --> 01:16:49.640 it all the time, and it's broken. And they're lying 1595 01:16:49.680 --> 01:16:53.039 to you, and he's right, he also doesn't intend to 1596 01:16:53.079 --> 01:16:55.279 fix it. But like, you know, but the fact that 1597 01:16:55.560 --> 01:16:57.039 that was the first time I'd ever seen a president 1598 01:16:57.119 --> 01:16:59.600 say that on stage and that that was significant and 1599 01:16:59.720 --> 01:17:01.840 that God, it's so upsetting though. 1600 01:17:01.840 --> 01:17:04.560 It's like the guy that's profiting off the broken system, 1601 01:17:04.720 --> 01:17:05.600 why would he fix it? 1602 01:17:06.199 --> 01:17:06.960 Fuck? I know? 1603 01:17:07.119 --> 01:17:09.640 Yeah, that's what's so frustrating. Still though, they were like, 1604 01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:11.479 when people are asking me, who are you gonna vote for? 1605 01:17:12.520 --> 01:17:15.159 None of these reachs? Are you? Are you? Like? Do 1606 01:17:15.199 --> 01:17:16.039 you even ask me? 1607 01:17:16.159 --> 01:17:19.239 That is insulting to my intelligence because I'm just like, 1608 01:17:19.720 --> 01:17:21.840 so you think I'm a fucking retard like you, No, 1609 01:17:22.039 --> 01:17:25.000 I'm not. I am so beyond this fucking two party 1610 01:17:25.079 --> 01:17:27.880 dumb ass system where they're gonna keep propping up the 1611 01:17:27.960 --> 01:17:30.319 same fucking thing, because that's how they got rich, Why 1612 01:17:30.359 --> 01:17:31.640 would I vote for these assholes? 1613 01:17:31.960 --> 01:17:35.439 Yeah? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Man? Though, 1614 01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:39.680 it's just like although that was more like I'm so 1615 01:17:39.880 --> 01:17:42.239 over this. That was more like can we get past? 1616 01:17:42.479 --> 01:17:44.000 That was more like I want to get past this 1617 01:17:44.159 --> 01:17:45.560 dumb chapter kind of like. 1618 01:17:45.600 --> 01:17:48.079 I got beaten into some into submission. But I'm back 1619 01:17:48.119 --> 01:17:50.279 to where I started, Like I got beaten the submission 1620 01:17:50.279 --> 01:17:51.439 for a little bit where I'm like, I guess we 1621 01:17:51.520 --> 01:17:51.840 got it. 1622 01:17:52.079 --> 01:17:54.000 Because of how horrible Trump became. 1623 01:17:54.159 --> 01:17:55.960 I was like, I guess we gotta do this lesser too, evils, 1624 01:17:55.960 --> 01:17:58.279 because there's too many stupid people that won't get on board. 1625 01:17:58.520 --> 01:18:00.880 They still will vote for retard no matter fucking what. 1626 01:18:01.399 --> 01:18:03.000 They won't vote outside of the system. 1627 01:18:03.079 --> 01:18:05.319 They won't do it. They're too stupid. So then I 1628 01:18:05.399 --> 01:18:07.119 had to fall in line. But then I'm way back 1629 01:18:07.119 --> 01:18:10.680 to I'm like, fuck, well, I can't believe I compromise myself. Well, 1630 01:18:10.760 --> 01:18:13.600 to be fair, like voting outside of the system. Are 1631 01:18:13.680 --> 01:18:17.640 are are? We're not set up for that to be valid? Really? Well? 1632 01:18:17.760 --> 01:18:19.600 We we are? We should be. We are. 1633 01:18:19.680 --> 01:18:22.279 It's just about like it's like Zoron is a perfect example. 1634 01:18:22.479 --> 01:18:26.119 All the money is not going for him. He's outside 1635 01:18:26.159 --> 01:18:31.600 of the system. Are like people for like j Yeah, 1636 01:18:32.199 --> 01:18:35.039 all all it takes is just people. It's it's too 1637 01:18:35.039 --> 01:18:37.960 widespread unfortunately. But it's just like if people were just 1638 01:18:38.239 --> 01:18:41.680 a little bit smarter, just to be like, since I 1639 01:18:41.880 --> 01:18:43.880 was a kid, doesn't matter what are you were born in. 1640 01:18:44.279 --> 01:18:46.640 Since I was a kid, these people been lying to 1641 01:18:46.760 --> 01:18:50.640 us continuously. Our lives are not improving, Rents going up, 1642 01:18:50.680 --> 01:18:54.199 they're not freezing anything, our health care shit can consistently. 1643 01:18:54.359 --> 01:18:56.319 The problem is they always point enemy is like it's 1644 01:18:56.359 --> 01:18:58.880 it's the idea, and it works because they're stupid. 1645 01:18:58.880 --> 01:19:02.279 It's your neighbors. It doesn't matter what you do, blame him. 1646 01:19:03.239 --> 01:19:05.520 None of that stuff would work. If people were just 1647 01:19:05.720 --> 01:19:08.800 a little bit smarter. That's it, because like, you can 1648 01:19:08.880 --> 01:19:12.000 say whatever you want, systematic dude, you can say whatever 1649 01:19:12.119 --> 01:19:14.119 you want. You can say whatever you want to me, 1650 01:19:14.319 --> 01:19:18.039 to you, to fucking Chris, It's not going to work 1651 01:19:18.119 --> 01:19:18.319 on you. 1652 01:19:18.560 --> 01:19:21.760 Isn't going to work, he pointed for you. Let me say, 1653 01:19:24.640 --> 01:19:27.079 is there anything that any politician can say to you 1654 01:19:27.279 --> 01:19:30.840 that would change your conviction on the things that you want? 1655 01:19:33.079 --> 01:19:35.600 This is a complete hetorical Yeah, of course not. I 1656 01:19:35.640 --> 01:19:39.439 couldn't imagine be free blow jobs for life. Maybe, well 1657 01:19:40.520 --> 01:19:44.399 that's really see that's the problem. Yes, he's talked about that. 1658 01:19:44.479 --> 01:19:46.199 I mean, he's talked about that. It's insane to me, 1659 01:19:46.279 --> 01:19:47.880 but you know, it is what it is. It's fine. 1660 01:19:47.920 --> 01:19:50.039 I just don't like the fact that I'm not doing anything. 1661 01:19:50.600 --> 01:19:53.319 I don't like doing anything. That's like, I don't like 1662 01:19:53.399 --> 01:19:56.399 not doing it my only exercise. That's like mech if 1663 01:19:56.439 --> 01:19:58.319 I only exercise is that I can say to me 1664 01:19:58.479 --> 01:20:01.039 that's I don't hike. I don't to the gym. I don't. 1665 01:20:01.079 --> 01:20:03.000 It's my only exercise. I'm not gonna sit there do Now. 1666 01:20:03.079 --> 01:20:05.600 They don't respect the fact that that's a crazy reason. 1667 01:20:05.800 --> 01:20:09.319 Not like I couldn't possibly lower myself to the standards 1668 01:20:09.640 --> 01:20:14.239 of putting my face anywhere near a woman ever. Okay, 1669 01:20:14.359 --> 01:20:17.439 well whatever, why I choose to sleep with men exclusively? 1670 01:20:17.520 --> 01:20:20.520 Okay, cool, Like we've been going on for a while. 1671 01:20:21.239 --> 01:20:23.199 That wasn't very funny, but like whatever, it's like, that's 1672 01:20:23.199 --> 01:20:25.920 the hour of politics. We'll put a timestamp whatever for 1673 01:20:26.000 --> 01:20:32.439 people complain. Sometimes people complained, other people like it. Let's yeah, 1674 01:20:32.479 --> 01:20:35.439 I think overwhelmingly people are fine. There's always gonna be 1675 01:20:35.439 --> 01:20:38.560 a vocal minority that are gonna complain about anything like this. 1676 01:20:38.640 --> 01:20:40.520 The whole thing. I'm just like, I'm fine with that. 1677 01:20:40.640 --> 01:20:42.760 I think we build an audience that like understands that 1678 01:20:42.920 --> 01:20:47.479 and is more or less where we're at. So absolutely cool, 1679 01:20:47.680 --> 01:20:48.319 Like I'm fine with that. 1680 01:20:48.520 --> 01:20:51.000 Yeah, look, man, if the show one change, then you 1681 01:20:51.000 --> 01:20:52.640 would have every right to be upset and just move 1682 01:20:52.720 --> 01:20:55.640 on right, Like if there's there's there's potty. Like Adam Freedman, 1683 01:20:55.640 --> 01:20:58.640 the show is a great example. It's a complete one 1684 01:20:58.680 --> 01:21:01.640 eighty of come down. It's not for me, it's just 1685 01:21:01.760 --> 01:21:03.000 not for not funny anymore. 1686 01:21:03.319 --> 01:21:05.840 No, not dude. It's funny in a very different way. 1687 01:21:07.760 --> 01:21:11.680 And Adam Freelan to me is barely funny. He's getting better, 1688 01:21:12.159 --> 01:21:12.960 like now that he's. 1689 01:21:12.920 --> 01:21:15.439 Exclusively done this doing the show and he's he's interviewing, 1690 01:21:15.520 --> 01:21:18.600 he's better, but he's not. 1691 01:21:19.479 --> 01:21:22.680 He's he's not. He's not. That's the whole thing. It's 1692 01:21:22.680 --> 01:21:24.720 so almost like I don't think the stand up is 1693 01:21:24.760 --> 01:21:27.319 actually good. Yeah, like it's actually really like like that 1694 01:21:27.479 --> 01:21:30.079 joke about like the nine to eleven. Yeah, it's great, 1695 01:21:30.119 --> 01:21:35.159 like one step left the clues, it's a brilliant delivery. 1696 01:21:35.199 --> 01:21:38.479 It's really good. He's Great's funny. So yeah, it's it's 1697 01:21:38.520 --> 01:21:39.039 just what it is. 1698 01:21:39.119 --> 01:21:40.680 So I I haven't listened in a long time. I 1699 01:21:40.680 --> 01:21:42.720 haven't listened to The I'm Freedom Show. 1700 01:21:42.720 --> 01:21:43.079 In a minute. 1701 01:21:43.359 --> 01:21:46.399 I checked out a little bit of the Anthony Fantanle episode. 1702 01:21:46.920 --> 01:21:47.920 I checked out a little bit of it. 1703 01:21:48.039 --> 01:21:50.520 But like, also again, he's kind of like a Nathan 1704 01:21:50.560 --> 01:21:54.119 Fielder almost where it's like a little bit but like 1705 01:21:54.960 --> 01:21:59.680 that's been diagram of like is it funny? It is, 1706 01:22:00.079 --> 01:22:02.880 but like right, but you understand what I'm saying. It's 1707 01:22:02.880 --> 01:22:04.960 not like it's not like Tim Robinson where he's like 1708 01:22:05.439 --> 01:22:07.600 you know what I mean, It's not like outwardly like 1709 01:22:07.720 --> 01:22:12.199 obviously hilarious. It's it's more like uncomfortable. It's like the office. 1710 01:22:12.760 --> 01:22:15.800 This is like a scientol or something. Yeah, it's yeah, 1711 01:22:15.880 --> 01:22:17.680 it's it's fine. It's just like I said, it's just 1712 01:22:17.840 --> 01:22:20.119 not for me. So I just don't listen anymore. We're gay. Yeah, 1713 01:22:20.279 --> 01:22:24.520 well duh, I've never disputed that. Okay, well not true. 1714 01:22:25.119 --> 01:22:28.000 That's actually I'm gonna we're gonna move on to questions now. 1715 01:22:28.319 --> 01:22:31.640 We'll start the uh, we'll start the comedy section down 1716 01:22:33.520 --> 01:22:36.920 how whatever we can have a longer one that's whatever. 1717 01:22:37.239 --> 01:22:38.399 No no no no no no no no no no. 1718 01:22:39.159 --> 01:22:41.600 We're gonna have a six hour episode today. I promise 1719 01:22:41.680 --> 01:22:43.720 you you will have a six hour episode. That's fine, 1720 01:22:45.640 --> 01:22:46.880 hour three hour five. 1721 01:22:46.920 --> 01:22:48.359 I'll come back and I'll sit down with you again, 1722 01:22:48.399 --> 01:22:49.560 and I'm like, hey, man, what's going on? 1723 01:22:49.720 --> 01:22:51.359 How long do you think we can go? Like before 1724 01:22:51.439 --> 01:22:53.640 like that stuff just like melts down. Oh yeah, the 1725 01:22:53.800 --> 01:22:58.760 setup here, I don't know actually, because the the flash 1726 01:22:58.840 --> 01:23:00.600 drive that we use to connect this to get the 1727 01:23:00.680 --> 01:23:04.319 video the video files. Every time we unplug it from 1728 01:23:04.399 --> 01:23:08.840 the machine, it's smoldering, like it's mega hot, like to 1729 01:23:08.920 --> 01:23:11.640 the point where like I'm convinced that that's not good. 1730 01:23:12.119 --> 01:23:15.119 It can't be because like the flash drive should never 1731 01:23:15.279 --> 01:23:18.000 be work because that is hotter. That is hotter than 1732 01:23:18.119 --> 01:23:21.880 like a PlayStation four that's been on since the launch 1733 01:23:22.000 --> 01:23:25.239 probably you know, like it's it's really warm, like you 1734 01:23:25.279 --> 01:23:30.199 could cook eggs on that four sounds like al Qaida 1735 01:23:30.319 --> 01:23:36.239 when it turns on explosive Is that what it is? 1736 01:23:36.720 --> 01:23:37.079 That too? 1737 01:23:38.720 --> 01:23:41.840 It sounds like it sounds like revolution that got happed 1738 01:23:42.000 --> 01:23:42.920 American government. 1739 01:23:43.439 --> 01:23:49.439 It's just revolutionary noise. It's so funny. It's so funny, 1740 01:23:49.520 --> 01:23:52.319 like talking like I remember seeing people like, oh, man, 1741 01:23:52.399 --> 01:23:56.079 consoles are so fucking loud, like not like PC, and 1742 01:23:56.159 --> 01:23:58.159 then like, dude, every time I PC runs anything, it's 1743 01:23:58.159 --> 01:24:00.520 so loud, Dude, it is so And I have a 1744 01:24:00.520 --> 01:24:02.439 pretty good like I mean it's it's a little outdated, 1745 01:24:02.479 --> 01:24:05.520 but that's a pretty good machine. Piece is pretty quiet. 1746 01:24:05.840 --> 01:24:07.439 I have a mini piece. It won't be for long. 1747 01:24:07.640 --> 01:24:09.439 I have a mini pieces, so it's a problem. Do 1748 01:24:09.479 --> 01:24:12.319 you have liquid cooling? Yeah, I don't trust that ship man. 1749 01:24:12.560 --> 01:24:14.760 It's never done anything for me. It's fine. I think 1750 01:24:14.800 --> 01:24:17.800 one of my things for me when I had it 1751 01:24:17.960 --> 01:24:22.279 moved across the country, it like they fucked it up 1752 01:24:22.359 --> 01:24:24.439 entirely because I think they put it upside down. Oh cool, 1753 01:24:25.000 --> 01:24:27.039 because it's oh great and now like and then it 1754 01:24:27.119 --> 01:24:28.920 just got completely fucked. So I had to replace the 1755 01:24:29.079 --> 01:24:31.119 entire cooling system because I guess that that fox with it. 1756 01:24:31.600 --> 01:24:33.119 Even if you put it down for like a second, 1757 01:24:33.319 --> 01:24:36.359 like upside down, it like it completely reads it. I 1758 01:24:36.479 --> 01:24:37.479 just have a bunch of fans in it, like I 1759 01:24:37.640 --> 01:24:39.800 just deal with whatever. Fans are fine. I like a 1760 01:24:39.880 --> 01:24:42.239 big case and fans like case and fans are good. 1761 01:24:42.319 --> 01:24:43.840 I gotta get a new piece. I'm actually thinking of 1762 01:24:43.880 --> 01:24:47.439 getting one of those those those max that the boxes, 1763 01:24:47.479 --> 01:24:51.319 the portable what do you call them? They're like a 1764 01:24:51.359 --> 01:24:53.000 portable PC kind of, but it's like it's like a 1765 01:24:53.399 --> 01:24:54.199 I just wouldn't like. 1766 01:24:54.319 --> 01:24:57.319 I don't like like I have a mini PC and 1767 01:24:57.399 --> 01:24:59.439 I just don't like how hot it runs because there's 1768 01:24:59.439 --> 01:24:59.960 just no space. 1769 01:25:00.760 --> 01:25:03.439 It's like, you know, I know, you mean, I'm thirty sixty. 1770 01:25:03.760 --> 01:25:06.479 I don't like that it hovers around like, uh, six 1771 01:25:06.600 --> 01:25:09.960 million degrees six million, It hovers a little bit. 1772 01:25:11.840 --> 01:25:16.760 That is crazy, and it's it's it's a small thing 1773 01:25:16.880 --> 01:25:17.600 that's crazy. 1774 01:25:18.319 --> 01:25:22.000 I'm being rich, Okay, No, it's it's it's gotten there 1775 01:25:22.039 --> 01:25:23.520 a few times though, but that was when I used 1776 01:25:23.520 --> 01:25:25.199 to have a very small office in Vegas. 1777 01:25:25.640 --> 01:25:29.720 And then it was because there mine never gets past. 1778 01:25:29.920 --> 01:25:30.920 I've never been up to fifty. 1779 01:25:32.000 --> 01:25:36.800 I can't see you. I just immediately turned it. I 1780 01:25:36.840 --> 01:25:38.800 wish I could, like, I wish I could like have 1781 01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:41.279 like almost like an HDMI feed, Yeah, to show people 1782 01:25:41.279 --> 01:25:42.760 what like my vision looks like when I don't have 1783 01:25:42.800 --> 01:25:43.319 my glasses. 1784 01:25:43.560 --> 01:25:46.199 You just hurt their heads because it really looks like 1785 01:25:46.319 --> 01:25:51.039 you look fucking stupid. Yeah, I think it's funny how 1786 01:25:51.119 --> 01:25:53.199 much smaller your eyes are you take your glass. 1787 01:25:54.439 --> 01:25:58.800 Like it's reverse? My eyes are smaller with my glasses on. Really, yeah, 1788 01:26:00.319 --> 01:26:02.760 what are you talking about? You just look I don't know. 1789 01:26:03.239 --> 01:26:07.640 You're just crazy. I don't have a little Yeah, actual, 1790 01:26:07.680 --> 01:26:09.279 you take pictures of that. That's a fun little party trick. 1791 01:26:09.279 --> 01:26:11.760 I remember, there's problem somebody. So it actually looks like that, 1792 01:26:12.439 --> 01:26:15.640 like you're walking around of your classes. This was a 1793 01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:18.119 tender This is a tender profile picture. That's a good one. 1794 01:26:18.600 --> 01:26:20.159 That's a good one. I've never actually like you saw 1795 01:26:20.640 --> 01:26:22.840 penis in there though. That's what I was thinking, Like 1796 01:26:22.920 --> 01:26:31.039 a shadow of my penis on my face. Hell, yeah, 1797 01:26:31.439 --> 01:26:35.640 you laid down, You laid down, get hard old glass 1798 01:26:35.800 --> 01:26:40.439 up above your body, and then they get I love, 1799 01:26:40.520 --> 01:26:44.119 what the fuck happened? That's brilliant. Some questions please OnlyFans 1800 01:26:44.119 --> 01:26:46.880 dot com slash Chris our gun Chris. You won't see 1801 01:26:46.920 --> 01:26:49.920 my penis. They're better be peenis. But it'll be implied. 1802 01:26:50.039 --> 01:26:53.159 You won't see my penis. It'll be implied. I like 1803 01:26:53.199 --> 01:26:54.960 the implied penis. Boy, you won't see a outline every 1804 01:26:55.000 --> 01:27:01.960 now and again implied, What the what? People? What are 1805 01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:03.279 you looking at? News? Apparently? 1806 01:27:03.399 --> 01:27:10.119 Yeah, you know, it's just about uh bringing food or something, 1807 01:27:11.039 --> 01:27:16.399 doing stuff for food, drive and uh going to Nikky's. 1808 01:27:17.119 --> 01:27:19.439 Oh yeah you're going right? I don't know. I guess 1809 01:27:22.039 --> 01:27:24.159 is that Sunday? Yeah, like I can get a ride? 1810 01:27:24.159 --> 01:27:25.319 O what's she? 1811 01:27:25.560 --> 01:27:27.520 She volunteered us to go. I was like, oh, okay, 1812 01:27:28.399 --> 01:27:30.279 like you didn't I know what? We're busy moving, You 1813 01:27:30.319 --> 01:27:32.199 didn't want to check in. She's like I told her 1814 01:27:32.239 --> 01:27:35.439 we're going. I was like, yeah, sure, yeah, that's fine. 1815 01:27:35.880 --> 01:27:38.039 There was gonna go regardless of I want to play magic, 1816 01:27:38.119 --> 01:27:39.680 So yeah, oh you want to play? 1817 01:27:39.760 --> 01:27:46.319 Oh, guys on the table ignoring everybody? Yeah? Probably what 1818 01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:51.880 magic playing? Going to a party? I people just going 1819 01:27:51.920 --> 01:27:53.479 on and then there's other people hanging out. I'm not 1820 01:27:53.560 --> 01:27:55.680 hanging out for you guys freaks on the on the corner, 1821 01:27:56.239 --> 01:27:59.039 all fucking greasy, having a fucking ball, having fun. What 1822 01:27:59.119 --> 01:28:00.800 about you guys have the ball. You're gonna be all 1823 01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:05.239 upset because of course, of course, of course all magic, 1824 01:28:05.319 --> 01:28:06.119 all magical gathering. 1825 01:28:06.159 --> 01:28:08.359 Commander is this is politic, And that's what I like about. 1826 01:28:08.359 --> 01:28:10.199 It's the politic. It's like, hey, don't hit me right now, 1827 01:28:10.199 --> 01:28:13.640 I hit you later, okay, But I betray every time everybody. 1828 01:28:13.920 --> 01:28:17.399 I can't say that. Don't hit me now, you what, 1829 01:28:17.640 --> 01:28:19.000 It's amazing, how a little I care about this. 1830 01:28:19.079 --> 01:28:21.079 You're supposed to be like respectful, but I'm not. I 1831 01:28:21.159 --> 01:28:24.960 refuse never moving on to our questions. Remember you go 1832 01:28:25.000 --> 01:28:26.880 to patreon dot com slash snark tank. You can ask 1833 01:28:26.960 --> 01:28:28.960 us any questions that you want to give a submission, 1834 01:28:29.640 --> 01:28:35.000 give us, give us a little story, a little story, whatever, whatever. 1835 01:28:36.079 --> 01:28:39.880 Love you so much. Jeffrey Epstein, Rounded Asian around eight 1836 01:28:39.920 --> 01:28:42.640 Asian wrote in in a previous episode, and we read 1837 01:28:42.680 --> 01:28:45.680 his like his intro, and then just never read the question. 1838 01:28:47.840 --> 01:28:50.079 I wanted to acknowledge that because I'm sorry, I'm not 1839 01:28:50.119 --> 01:28:53.640 gonna go back and find it because it's it's uh, 1840 01:28:54.239 --> 01:28:57.439 I just don't want to said that. Huh. Did roundy 1841 01:28:57.479 --> 01:28:59.680 Asians say that? No, I just noticed you. I was 1842 01:28:59.680 --> 01:29:02.279 looking for clips. I was like, oh, we just completely 1843 01:29:02.319 --> 01:29:05.840 scrolled completely. We read it's like hello, blank, blank and blank, 1844 01:29:05.880 --> 01:29:09.399 and then just completely got derailed. Glad he's still a patron. Yeah, 1845 01:29:09.680 --> 01:29:14.520 he's a funny kid. I mean it's probably statistically a guy. Yeah, 1846 01:29:14.560 --> 01:29:17.159 I just I think it's more likely that like it's 1847 01:29:17.199 --> 01:29:22.000 either here's the here's the audience demographic likelihood it's a 1848 01:29:22.079 --> 01:29:27.520 guy or someone who's trans and then it's a woman. 1849 01:29:28.079 --> 01:29:35.319 Yeah like that. That's It's like, guys, are. 1850 01:29:35.239 --> 01:29:36.560 You about to do the same thing? Are you to 1851 01:29:36.600 --> 01:29:38.840 do the thing that I the one hung what called 1852 01:29:38.960 --> 01:29:42.640 sarte is one hung? Like one Trent tounguest Man, one 1853 01:29:42.680 --> 01:29:43.439 other person. 1854 01:29:43.239 --> 01:29:47.800 And then Ziggy. Okay, that's fair. You kind of restated 1855 01:29:47.840 --> 01:29:49.640 what I said, Bill, Yeah, but I gave I gave numbers, 1856 01:29:50.279 --> 01:29:55.359 numbers number. I cry when gay men destroy my thighs 1857 01:29:55.560 --> 01:30:02.640 chop suey oh, it's I when when gay men destroy 1858 01:30:02.880 --> 01:30:07.079 my thought. Yeah, I did that one. I don't remember 1859 01:30:07.119 --> 01:30:09.119 what I put though. Yeah, I don't know. That's not 1860 01:30:09.159 --> 01:30:13.319 a bad one. Hey, future residents of Alligator Auschwitz. Nice, 1861 01:30:14.119 --> 01:30:17.359 no question. But I saw that Fenway Park hosted an 1862 01:30:17.439 --> 01:30:20.520 Indian celebration night at a Red Sox game, and I 1863 01:30:20.600 --> 01:30:24.159 didn't see you all there just saying anyways. They said, look, 1864 01:30:24.159 --> 01:30:26.319 we're not anti Indian because we don't show up to 1865 01:30:26.399 --> 01:30:31.079 fucking Indian celebrations at Red Sox games, now, which there 1866 01:30:31.199 --> 01:30:36.000 was stop so it was actually like India Indians. I look, 1867 01:30:37.600 --> 01:30:39.000 I have all the same information. 1868 01:30:39.079 --> 01:30:42.359 You just person more racist than us by that's what 1869 01:30:42.439 --> 01:30:44.239 I'm taking Native American celebration. 1870 01:30:45.239 --> 01:30:47.560 It's saying, what if it was name celebration? It makes 1871 01:30:47.560 --> 01:30:50.840 sense that me Christol be there probably no more so why. 1872 01:30:50.760 --> 01:30:52.479 Would we show up to a Red Sox game at 1873 01:30:52.479 --> 01:30:54.439 all for a Native American celebration? I don't know what 1874 01:30:54.560 --> 01:30:56.960 the fuck is a sock anyway? Like a Sox s 1875 01:30:57.039 --> 01:30:59.000 o X? Is that crazy? 1876 01:30:59.760 --> 01:31:01.880 I'm I don't know, honestly, I don't. I think it's 1877 01:31:01.960 --> 01:31:02.800 literally socks. 1878 01:31:03.560 --> 01:31:05.359 No, but that's not what's spelled. What do you mean? 1879 01:31:05.640 --> 01:31:07.119 I know it's not spelled like that, but what else 1880 01:31:07.159 --> 01:31:07.560 is the sock? 1881 01:31:07.840 --> 01:31:10.319 So it's like they're they're talking about literally their socks 1882 01:31:10.399 --> 01:31:13.399 like red What does white Sox wear socks? 1883 01:31:14.319 --> 01:31:14.800 Only white? 1884 01:31:14.840 --> 01:31:17.319 And they can't d meat or otherwise they don't count. 1885 01:31:17.960 --> 01:31:21.640 They immediately you can't be here there beating them with bats? 1886 01:31:21.840 --> 01:31:23.880 Are the Cleveland Indian engine still a thing? 1887 01:31:24.279 --> 01:31:27.760 Engines? I love? I love that. I love that too. 1888 01:31:27.880 --> 01:31:30.760 I love that people said that crazy. I love the 1889 01:31:30.880 --> 01:31:33.760 engine do to me I love better than saying Indians. 1890 01:31:33.760 --> 01:31:35.920 I think it's be honest because that South Park episode 1891 01:31:36.079 --> 01:31:40.079 was like engines like in a car, mean cowboys and engines. 1892 01:31:40.640 --> 01:31:44.079 I just feel like calling them Indians is so fucking stupid, 1893 01:31:44.199 --> 01:31:46.600 so I'd rather even like gay, oh I call him, 1894 01:31:46.760 --> 01:31:48.840 I'm not gonna call it. What the engine. 1895 01:31:48.920 --> 01:31:53.039 It's crazy when I when I found out they were different, God, 1896 01:31:53.159 --> 01:31:55.680 that throw me into a twozy because I was like, wait, what, Yeah, 1897 01:31:55.760 --> 01:31:56.520 you're from India. 1898 01:31:56.600 --> 01:31:59.000 I think I don't know what. I don't know what 1899 01:31:59.119 --> 01:32:00.960 I do. First, I was like, what the fuck is 1900 01:32:01.039 --> 01:32:03.560 going on? I probably understood both. The only thing that 1901 01:32:03.600 --> 01:32:06.359 threw me off was Tea Hawk in the New Challengers 1902 01:32:06.800 --> 01:32:10.279 because Tea Hawk I'm like Tea Hawks from Mexico. And 1903 01:32:10.359 --> 01:32:13.520 I was like, as I didn't know. I didn't I 1904 01:32:13.600 --> 01:32:16.359 thought Native Americans were only in the United States. 1905 01:32:16.560 --> 01:32:18.520 That's a conversation that no one talks about either. It's 1906 01:32:18.640 --> 01:32:23.079 really insane Native Americans, Mexicans being straight up just Native Americans. 1907 01:32:23.079 --> 01:32:24.960 Oh yeah, and Canadians as well. People who are well 1908 01:32:25.399 --> 01:32:29.800 Canadians Canadians. Canadians get called that, they get called natives. 1909 01:32:30.119 --> 01:32:33.800 They don't call Mexicans Canadive like conversationally, even though like 1910 01:32:34.000 --> 01:32:34.279 they are. 1911 01:32:34.960 --> 01:32:37.880 That was the that's where they went, that was the trail, 1912 01:32:38.039 --> 01:32:41.840 was the concentrated area. But yeah, but anyway, that's that 1913 01:32:41.920 --> 01:32:44.039 threw me the funk off because the street fighter like Treehawk. 1914 01:32:44.319 --> 01:32:46.119 It is one of those things. It is one of 1915 01:32:46.119 --> 01:32:49.960 those things where you're like, uh, it is one of 1916 01:32:49.960 --> 01:32:52.079 the things that where it's like, oh yeah, if you 1917 01:32:52.119 --> 01:32:54.439 think about it for even like a second longer, you'd 1918 01:32:54.479 --> 01:32:56.479 be like, oh, yeah, obviously they're Native Americans. Yeah, but 1919 01:32:56.600 --> 01:32:59.199 like you just don't really, you don't think that far 1920 01:32:59.239 --> 01:33:04.359 because you don't have to look. I'm like, that's fucking 1921 01:33:04.720 --> 01:33:08.479 She looks like a Native break. 1922 01:33:10.279 --> 01:33:13.439 She looks like my grandma's She looks like my like 1923 01:33:13.600 --> 01:33:15.479 she has more facial feeders in the sep common with 1924 01:33:15.560 --> 01:33:18.279 my grandma's aunt than most have ever seen. 1925 01:33:18.439 --> 01:33:20.560 They just look the same. Like we should be celebrating 1926 01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:22.720 all that ship. She was like, should be pocon as 1927 01:33:22.760 --> 01:33:24.199 his friends. She should put on a headman and a 1928 01:33:24.359 --> 01:33:25.239 headdresser or whatever. 1929 01:33:25.119 --> 01:33:28.000 They don't talk about. And she's North Mexican too. The 1930 01:33:28.079 --> 01:33:30.159 ones that are definitely like Native Americans. 1931 01:33:29.840 --> 01:33:31.199 Try to get into it so we can like have 1932 01:33:31.239 --> 01:33:34.560 an excuse to, like, you know, have like native stuff 1933 01:33:34.600 --> 01:33:35.800 around us will be fun. 1934 01:33:35.960 --> 01:33:39.479 I don't have like accident scout people. They got brainwashed 1935 01:33:39.560 --> 01:33:43.800 bad already, so they're Latin Americans. They brainwashing worked on 1936 01:33:43.920 --> 01:33:47.319 them really well crazy. They make fun of each other. 1937 01:33:47.359 --> 01:33:49.920 If you don't speak Spanish, it's insane. 1938 01:33:51.520 --> 01:33:55.359 So what they came from U Unfortunately for them though, 1939 01:33:55.399 --> 01:33:57.520 to be honest, like they just happened to have like 1940 01:33:57.600 --> 01:34:03.520 a bad luck free with with like governments and like, yeah, 1941 01:34:03.960 --> 01:34:07.319 it's it's not great. Was the question, we're gonna do 1942 01:34:07.359 --> 01:34:09.680 it again? Oh we are, we did it already. What 1943 01:34:09.880 --> 01:34:12.840 there was a question, oh you ever care? Well? He 1944 01:34:12.960 --> 01:34:14.680 was a statement It's like I didn't see you guys there, 1945 01:34:15.239 --> 01:34:17.560 and that was it that we got there. Yeah, you 1946 01:34:17.640 --> 01:34:20.720 weren't there, you bitch. He was right that whole time. Anyway, 1947 01:34:20.800 --> 01:34:23.479 Chris is gayoad and he says, hello, mean bean and Swing. 1948 01:34:24.119 --> 01:34:26.199 I'm currently a rite aid employee who was watching the 1949 01:34:26.239 --> 01:34:28.800 company liquid eight nationwide. Oh, I don't know this is 1950 01:34:29.279 --> 01:34:31.520 Joe just told me about the fifty percent off everything. Yeah. 1951 01:34:31.880 --> 01:34:34.640 With the final source closing by mid August, with right 1952 01:34:34.720 --> 01:34:36.960 Age shutting down in the next month and a half, 1953 01:34:37.199 --> 01:34:39.319 what do you think would be the funniest possible fate 1954 01:34:39.359 --> 01:34:41.840 for all those abandoned pharmacy locations should they become a 1955 01:34:41.880 --> 01:34:45.880 spirit Halloween stores, underground fight clubs, or cursed chucky cheese knockoffs. 1956 01:34:45.880 --> 01:34:49.159 I need your pitch. I don't know. Probably apartment buildings. 1957 01:34:49.439 --> 01:34:52.039 They're gonna be ice facilities for sure. 1958 01:34:52.399 --> 01:34:55.439 Oh you're gonna be like a little alligator alchatraze lights. 1959 01:34:55.560 --> 01:34:58.560 Yeah, where they're located at it wouldn't be they wouldn't 1960 01:34:58.560 --> 01:34:59.560 be the best for buildings. 1961 01:35:00.000 --> 01:35:00.840 Probably not not Riot. 1962 01:35:00.880 --> 01:35:03.000 It's always like on an awkward part of a street. 1963 01:35:03.119 --> 01:35:05.399 It's always like a weird intersection or like it like it. Yeah, 1964 01:35:05.520 --> 01:35:08.720 it's they're never They're never located in a prime place. 1965 01:35:09.359 --> 01:35:11.199 I've never seen a rite a that looks like that's 1966 01:35:11.279 --> 01:35:12.079 convenient to get to. 1967 01:35:12.439 --> 01:35:14.000 I would when I was younger, and you'd go to 1968 01:35:14.039 --> 01:35:17.800 New York City like Chicken, like a child's Toronts, and 1969 01:35:17.840 --> 01:35:20.439 I'd be like, people, are buildings are above this? How 1970 01:35:20.520 --> 01:35:22.359 to fund people get in there? Do you have to 1971 01:35:22.479 --> 01:35:24.680 go through the typt to get to the building. I 1972 01:35:24.840 --> 01:35:27.199 was so stupid that I didn't understand it. That's the 1973 01:35:27.319 --> 01:35:29.359 side of a building where no one enters. 1974 01:35:29.960 --> 01:35:31.960 But I was like, how to fund do people? Do? People? 1975 01:35:32.399 --> 01:35:33.880 It used to be my dream, like I used to. 1976 01:35:34.039 --> 01:35:35.600 I used to fantasy possible. 1977 01:35:36.439 --> 01:35:39.159 I used to because I remember because in Yonkers, I 1978 01:35:39.199 --> 01:35:40.680 remember going to this pizza place, and it was like 1979 01:35:40.880 --> 01:35:43.760 underneath a bunch of apartments, and it was like, I 1980 01:35:43.800 --> 01:35:47.199 remember just being so transixt that I remember being so jealous. 1981 01:35:47.800 --> 01:35:49.560 It was like, oh my god, they live like right 1982 01:35:49.640 --> 01:35:53.880 above the pizza place. Oh my god, that sounds awesome. 1983 01:35:54.520 --> 01:35:57.199 If I man, that'd be dangerous, it would be really 1984 01:35:57.239 --> 01:36:00.479 I mean, as a kid, it's fucking like as an adult, 1985 01:36:00.520 --> 01:36:03.119 I'm really glad I don't live, although I live pretty 1986 01:36:03.119 --> 01:36:04.680 close to a lot of things that aren't great for 1987 01:36:04.760 --> 01:36:08.800 me either. A quick hops giving a jump, Heavenly, I 1988 01:36:08.880 --> 01:36:09.399 ain't come down. 1989 01:36:09.439 --> 01:36:11.359 I just slide down my little fire pole and come 1990 01:36:11.399 --> 01:36:13.239 my pizza place, get pizza, then go back. 1991 01:36:15.880 --> 01:36:17.760 Because I remember a friend of mine, a friend of mine, 1992 01:36:17.800 --> 01:36:20.800 I met in a I can't remember what the name 1993 01:36:20.840 --> 01:36:22.840 of the park is, but it's it's some park. It's 1994 01:36:22.840 --> 01:36:24.840 across the street from like these these places and like 1995 01:36:24.840 --> 01:36:26.720 the pizza place and all that, and I remember just 1996 01:36:26.840 --> 01:36:28.520 he lived in one of those buildings, and I remember 1997 01:36:28.560 --> 01:36:32.960 being like, WHOA, I want to friend forever. And then 1998 01:36:32.960 --> 01:36:37.159 I never saw him again. No, I just think I 1999 01:36:37.279 --> 01:36:39.359 just I mean, I didn't have a phone. It was 2000 01:36:39.399 --> 01:36:40.640 kind of one of those weird things where like you 2001 01:36:40.760 --> 01:36:43.119 met somebody and you liked them, but then like you 2002 01:36:43.199 --> 01:36:44.960 went home and then you didn't think to like, oh, yeah, 2003 01:36:44.960 --> 01:36:46.479 I should have probably got information. But then I'm like, 2004 01:36:46.479 --> 01:36:49.439 I don't care really because like I don't know this person. 2005 01:36:49.520 --> 01:36:51.720 It was a weird mix of like I have no 2006 01:36:51.840 --> 01:36:55.680 investment in this person and my interest in continuing this 2007 01:36:56.800 --> 01:36:59.640 is just barely barely there. 2008 01:37:00.079 --> 01:37:01.840 That happened to be a few times I'd make friends 2009 01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:03.560 with people and like the people who with the one 2010 01:37:03.640 --> 01:37:05.439 day friend. Yeah, I make friends with somebody, and then 2011 01:37:05.439 --> 01:37:07.279 I wouldn't see them. And then like when I moved 2012 01:37:07.279 --> 01:37:08.800 from the city and I came by that visit when 2013 01:37:08.840 --> 01:37:11.039 i was like sixteen or seventeen, and I'm like, oh, dude, 2014 01:37:11.039 --> 01:37:12.760 we hung out once. He's like, yeah, dude, I never 2015 01:37:12.880 --> 01:37:16.800 saw you again. It's like, yeah, I moved and moved on. 2016 01:37:16.840 --> 01:37:18.119 I'm just hanging out here. And he's like, why are 2017 01:37:18.119 --> 01:37:19.880 you hanging out on a grand conquence in the Bronx, 2018 01:37:20.479 --> 01:37:22.439 Like why are you hanging out here this place, sub dick, 2019 01:37:22.479 --> 01:37:22.880 And I'm. 2020 01:37:22.800 --> 01:37:26.520 Like, yeah, it kind of does. That is crazy hang out. 2021 01:37:26.600 --> 01:37:29.119 That's the best part of the Bronx. Roight well, yeah, 2022 01:37:29.600 --> 01:37:30.439 freaking what you call it? 2023 01:37:30.680 --> 01:37:32.720 But if you're in the Bronx, you might as well 2024 01:37:32.880 --> 01:37:35.159 just go somewhere else, is the thing. It's like, if 2025 01:37:35.199 --> 01:37:37.319 you go to travel to the Bronx to hang out, 2026 01:37:37.359 --> 01:37:39.800 you're already so much almost other places that you would 2027 01:37:39.880 --> 01:37:42.239 rather be. That's all my homies are. Man, you go 2028 01:37:42.359 --> 01:37:43.359 with your homies somewhere else. 2029 01:37:43.399 --> 01:37:46.359 Yeah, go outside. It's like, what's the best part? Atlantic 2030 01:37:46.439 --> 01:37:49.680 City is the best part of sane uh, not Lantic City. 2031 01:37:49.800 --> 01:37:51.279 Atlantic City is the best part of the Bronx. Is 2032 01:37:51.279 --> 01:37:53.199 that we said, what's the co op City? 2033 01:37:53.239 --> 01:37:53.359 There? 2034 01:37:53.399 --> 01:37:55.399 You go there and everything is the best makes a 2035 01:37:55.439 --> 01:37:56.800 little more sense, even though I don't know what that 2036 01:37:56.920 --> 01:37:57.680 is co Op City. 2037 01:37:57.720 --> 01:37:58.920 This is just like where fucking like, I don't think 2038 01:37:58.920 --> 01:38:00.840 I know what that is. Pop City's like on the 2039 01:38:01.279 --> 01:38:03.359 it's right right by the water. It's going towards. 2040 01:38:03.520 --> 01:38:03.600 Uh. 2041 01:38:03.760 --> 01:38:05.960 I think my sister lived there by the water, going 2042 01:38:06.000 --> 01:38:08.159 towards by the water. That place is that place gets 2043 01:38:08.199 --> 01:38:11.840 so cold in the winter time udeze because it's like 2044 01:38:13.119 --> 01:38:16.840 because it's oceanic breeze and New York just like standard 2045 01:38:16.920 --> 01:38:19.880 winter where it gets like you know, one degree one 2046 01:38:20.000 --> 01:38:24.600 degree standard like base level weather plus and ocean breeze 2047 01:38:24.680 --> 01:38:32.279 is crazy because that ship they're jumping the water. I 2048 01:38:32.319 --> 01:38:35.920 remember my nephew Damiene. My nephew Damien was like a baby, 2049 01:38:36.279 --> 01:38:38.880 and we took him like he was My sister was 2050 01:38:38.920 --> 01:38:41.159 holding him and we went to this building just to 2051 01:38:41.159 --> 01:38:42.479 see it because I was like, I wonder what like 2052 01:38:42.560 --> 01:38:44.880 this building is like? And his face was straight up 2053 01:38:44.920 --> 01:38:48.880 frozen like you could like it was insane, Like how 2054 01:38:48.960 --> 01:38:51.800 the did he get breaking? Like, yeah, he's stupid, now 2055 01:38:53.439 --> 01:38:56.760 sounds dead. He's actually he's a good he's a great kid. 2056 01:38:57.159 --> 01:39:00.279 But he did freeze to death. He's a great kids. 2057 01:39:03.439 --> 01:39:05.359 He died merely three years. He's the death that you 2058 01:39:05.399 --> 01:39:08.000 get defrosted and relive. Are you I think you're a 2059 01:39:08.000 --> 01:39:10.199 different person. You're a different person. 2060 01:39:10.359 --> 01:39:12.720 I would like your brain matter freezing is really bad. 2061 01:39:12.840 --> 01:39:15.159 I really wish we could do that kill people to 2062 01:39:15.199 --> 01:39:15.680 bring him back. 2063 01:39:15.960 --> 01:39:18.159 Well, just you know, actually defrost people after like like 2064 01:39:18.239 --> 01:39:20.520 cryogenically freezing people. I wish we could actually do that. 2065 01:39:20.840 --> 01:39:23.199 It would be cool because I would I wouldn't do it. 2066 01:39:23.319 --> 01:39:25.960 Do you think if you do it really hard? Like 2067 01:39:26.319 --> 01:39:30.359 viaggered up got cryogenically frozen. Sure, then you got defrosted, 2068 01:39:30.479 --> 01:39:32.600 like maybe I don't know, like fifty years later or whatever. 2069 01:39:33.000 --> 01:39:35.039 Do you think that time and your dick being hard 2070 01:39:35.079 --> 01:39:38.039 would then restructure and enhances the size of your penis naturally? 2071 01:39:38.239 --> 01:39:38.399 Yes? 2072 01:39:41.600 --> 01:39:45.279 Absolutely, I think that's actually. I think Einstein has a theory. 2073 01:39:45.399 --> 01:39:46.439 It's a formula about that. 2074 01:39:47.119 --> 01:39:49.800 He has all this ship about fucking relativity and fucking 2075 01:39:49.880 --> 01:39:53.640 all this about like clean energy, and then his and 2076 01:39:53.760 --> 01:39:59.239 it's his fucking his groom more under his bed. It's 2077 01:39:59.319 --> 01:40:02.239 like natural penis enlargement. He was onto something here, but 2078 01:40:02.319 --> 01:40:04.079 they didn't want them to know. He was scared to 2079 01:40:04.119 --> 01:40:07.560 reveal it because he knows he would have killed. P 2080 01:40:08.319 --> 01:40:12.479 equals b D square. It was just like your penis 2081 01:40:12.640 --> 01:40:13.520 equals big dick. 2082 01:40:13.600 --> 01:40:15.319 And then in the square, so. 2083 01:40:15.600 --> 01:40:21.000 He understands he just plugging, you're plugging the numbers. 2084 01:40:21.079 --> 01:40:22.840 It works. I don't know how you dubbed me there. 2085 01:40:22.880 --> 01:40:26.199 I'm really appressed because that was really stupid. It works, man, 2086 01:40:26.520 --> 01:40:29.359 what equals a big dick? Square? They're like, well, what 2087 01:40:29.439 --> 01:40:31.199 if I don't have a big dick, you can't square it. 2088 01:40:31.720 --> 01:40:36.960 I think I think I found the title. Then it's 2089 01:40:37.000 --> 01:40:38.479 like what I saw what he's looking about the board 2090 01:40:38.479 --> 01:40:41.399 and this says that and it shows up with a 2091 01:40:41.960 --> 01:40:42.960 huge fucking direction. 2092 01:40:43.760 --> 01:40:46.039 His nick is of he has like all the science 2093 01:40:46.079 --> 01:40:48.279 flat lab coats and it's just fucking poking out like 2094 01:40:48.319 --> 01:40:48.840 an umbrella. 2095 01:40:48.920 --> 01:40:50.840 And it's gotta be it's gotta be three D Somehow. 2096 01:40:50.880 --> 01:40:53.560 He looks like he's thicking so hard. He looks like 2097 01:40:53.720 --> 01:40:59.840 Flats from Spongebobble Crazy. He's just he's a damn triangle, 2098 01:41:00.079 --> 01:41:04.359 he said, because of the sheer stretchiness of his fucking clothes. 2099 01:41:05.239 --> 01:41:10.319 That's the way the stress path that gets anyway, Nurse Bob, 2100 01:41:11.359 --> 01:41:15.800 I gotta write that down. It's always the dumbish it 2101 01:41:15.880 --> 01:41:19.000 that you remember to write down. Nurse Bob. I gotta 2102 01:41:19.000 --> 01:41:21.359 get Nurse Bob, he said, hand of my three favorite 2103 01:41:21.399 --> 01:41:24.560 y appers. What is a skill or hobby that you 2104 01:41:24.640 --> 01:41:27.880 wish you spent more time doing? Maybe you've dabbled and wait, 2105 01:41:27.920 --> 01:41:29.960 wait did we answer the fucking first question? Now I'm 2106 01:41:29.960 --> 01:41:32.800 paranoid about it. What was it? Oh? What would uh? 2107 01:41:33.840 --> 01:41:37.920 What would the rite aids? What should they become? Yeah? 2108 01:41:38.039 --> 01:41:41.159 City factories, I said. Do you say diddy Diddy factory? Yeah? Yeah, 2109 01:41:41.279 --> 01:41:42.760 the same thing as factories. 2110 01:41:42.840 --> 01:41:47.199 Yeah, whichever Yeah, either kiddudling factories or ice attention centers 2111 01:41:47.439 --> 01:41:48.760 Ice Ice great? 2112 01:41:49.000 --> 01:41:51.319 Great, outcome. Imagine bring you in a second, ice ice 2113 01:41:51.520 --> 01:41:59.159 by repeat all day. That's so crazy. No Moss, Moss, 2114 01:41:59.199 --> 01:41:59.760 I'll go home. 2115 01:42:00.520 --> 01:42:06.960 Let's say I'll just go back, Send me back please. 2116 01:42:08.520 --> 01:42:14.439 We got rub Van Winkle at Alligator Alcatraz to perform. 2117 01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:22.000 We got Ted Nugantugant. Doesn't he have any other hits 2118 01:42:22.039 --> 01:42:26.079 other than scratch cat scratch fever. I don't even know 2119 01:42:26.159 --> 01:42:27.720 that song you talk know what that is? 2120 01:42:29.079 --> 01:42:32.279 Sorry, if anybody likes that song, A song sucks cat 2121 01:42:32.439 --> 01:42:33.319 is a technagic song. 2122 01:42:33.439 --> 01:42:38.079 Cat scratch fever, man, dang, you know what that song? Genuinely, No, 2123 01:42:38.439 --> 01:42:48.640 suck my penis, man, I'm ted suck my pis. It's 2124 01:42:48.680 --> 01:42:50.880 just that over an oriental It is that for six minutes. 2125 01:42:51.079 --> 01:42:54.800 So it's a balance. If that wasn't, I'd be like, 2126 01:42:54.920 --> 01:42:58.840 I'm a big fan of a big fan. It's just 2127 01:42:58.920 --> 01:43:03.159 brain stew He's rock equivalent. He's he's Alex Jones, like 2128 01:43:03.279 --> 01:43:05.960 samp anything. Also a pedophile. Literally, I think I heard 2129 01:43:06.000 --> 01:43:08.359 something about that. I don't know for sure. I feel 2130 01:43:08.359 --> 01:43:09.399 like allegedly he's a pedophile. 2131 01:43:09.520 --> 01:43:11.439 I didn't bring it up, but I think there is 2132 01:43:11.560 --> 01:43:13.560 something about that. But I can't well, he writes songs 2133 01:43:13.600 --> 01:43:14.600 that he like, he's a pedophile. 2134 01:43:14.880 --> 01:43:17.159 I'll say that at least like okay here because he's like, 2135 01:43:17.479 --> 01:43:20.680 she was just livin and I fucked her so good, 2136 01:43:20.720 --> 01:43:22.560 and it's like that's the song and it's like I 2137 01:43:22.640 --> 01:43:25.960 was said, okay, well, and then that's brazen. 2138 01:43:29.800 --> 01:43:31.720 A lot of songs like let me look up, let 2139 01:43:31.760 --> 01:43:34.560 me look at I heard a song upside Down by 2140 01:43:34.640 --> 01:43:37.840 Dana Ross Ted Nudgenda upside. 2141 01:43:37.319 --> 01:43:43.359 Down around inside out? What is it? What is that about? 2142 01:43:43.359 --> 01:43:46.039 It's about she's just talking about how her boyfriend cheats 2143 01:43:46.079 --> 01:43:46.880 on her, but he still loves it. 2144 01:43:46.920 --> 01:43:48.760 And I'm like, what was music? Once upon it? But 2145 01:43:48.920 --> 01:43:51.279 Diana Ross I would say I like her though she 2146 01:43:51.399 --> 01:43:56.079 she didn't lie before time. Themes so talented. So when 2147 01:43:56.119 --> 01:43:59.000 Ted Newton was thirty two, so what our age? Yeah, 2148 01:43:59.079 --> 01:44:00.840 basically I'm not there, yeah, but I will be. 2149 01:44:01.560 --> 01:44:01.680 Uh. 2150 01:44:03.399 --> 01:44:08.319 Yeah. He wrote Jailbait, which is crazy, which means that 2151 01:44:08.359 --> 01:44:10.479 you know, if you write that song entitle of that, 2152 01:44:10.600 --> 01:44:14.199 you know what Batman could. So he's falling over He's 2153 01:44:14.239 --> 01:44:15.479 funning over a sixteen year old. 2154 01:44:16.560 --> 01:44:18.560 Basically, Batman couldn't get that out of me. 2155 01:44:20.359 --> 01:44:21.000 At his max. 2156 01:44:23.000 --> 01:44:25.359 And then it's like, okay, he's a famous rock star 2157 01:44:25.680 --> 01:44:29.239 or whatever in his genre, so he clearly had a 2158 01:44:29.279 --> 01:44:30.920 lot of jail bait if he's writing about it. 2159 01:44:32.159 --> 01:44:34.560 Yeah, that's kind that's kind of the sickening thing about that. 2160 01:44:34.680 --> 01:44:37.319 It's like, you know that it's not just a song. Yeah, 2161 01:44:38.039 --> 01:44:42.079 that's very cool. So much Ted Nugent. You you have 2162 01:44:42.199 --> 01:44:47.399 sex with all the underage jailbait like me? And did 2163 01:44:47.439 --> 01:44:51.199 I finish for in the question? Goodbye everybody? No, that's 2164 01:44:51.279 --> 01:44:53.560 it for in for Wars today. I probably shouldn't have 2165 01:44:53.600 --> 01:44:56.199 said that, but uh what you guys won't remember tomorrow? 2166 01:44:56.600 --> 01:45:02.720 Remember tomorrow. Yeah, I'm just gonna say something about the Democrats. 2167 01:45:02.760 --> 01:45:04.880 You don't forget that. I'm a pedophile buddy. You guys 2168 01:45:04.920 --> 01:45:06.760 remember when Hillary Clinton spent that green egg into a 2169 01:45:06.800 --> 01:45:13.199 bottle of water? I remember that? Anyway, Bye bye. That's 2170 01:45:13.199 --> 01:45:15.520 how he signs off. And it's immediately. There's no like, 2171 01:45:15.880 --> 01:45:18.600 there's no like musical transition. It's just like immediately cut 2172 01:45:18.640 --> 01:45:24.880 the feed cuts out. Here's the finish saying bye, it's 2173 01:45:25.119 --> 01:45:29.199 just rookie ship. Oh my god, I love that. That's 2174 01:45:29.279 --> 01:45:31.479 so good. That was really good. I think we really 2175 01:45:31.560 --> 01:45:33.640 nailed that outro. He does a car real. I'm really 2176 01:45:33.640 --> 01:45:35.199 having with myself. I like the part where I mentioned 2177 01:45:35.279 --> 01:45:36.600 Hillary Clinton spitting that green egg. 2178 01:45:36.399 --> 01:45:36.840 Into a bottle. 2179 01:45:37.079 --> 01:45:39.560 You know what happened, right, you haven't around, by the way, 2180 01:45:40.840 --> 01:45:42.920 that did happen that that is a real video by 2181 01:45:42.960 --> 01:45:45.319 the way he said that, no, like that's a no. 2182 01:45:45.960 --> 01:45:48.960 The video of Hillary Clinton spitting something weird into her 2183 01:45:49.039 --> 01:45:51.319 water is real. It's like the r get ticking the 2184 01:45:51.319 --> 01:45:53.880 potion that looks funny. Yeah, yeah, it's a very weird 2185 01:45:53.960 --> 01:45:56.479 video the elixir. I remember because it was I remember 2186 01:45:56.520 --> 01:45:58.640 it was it was going around where people were like 2187 01:45:59.159 --> 01:46:02.159 fucking alien or something. It's very weird, like she just 2188 01:46:02.600 --> 01:46:07.359 it's like it's like she has cud or something and 2189 01:46:07.439 --> 01:46:10.840 she's like spitting it into a fucking into her water. 2190 01:46:11.199 --> 01:46:14.279 Like it didn't just look like spit. It looked crazy, 2191 01:46:14.479 --> 01:46:16.239 like let me see I can find it, oh man, 2192 01:46:16.680 --> 01:46:19.119 because you I don't know how to explain it really. 2193 01:46:19.239 --> 01:46:20.359 Do you remember when people. 2194 01:46:20.159 --> 01:46:21.800 Were trying to act in the media, We're trying to 2195 01:46:21.840 --> 01:46:24.399 act like she wasn't seizaring on the campaign trail. 2196 01:46:24.760 --> 01:46:26.199 Oh yeah, that was crazy. 2197 01:46:26.239 --> 01:46:28.640 There was like two or three instances where she's just 2198 01:46:29.199 --> 01:46:31.680 literally having a fucking seizure and. 2199 01:46:31.720 --> 01:46:36.479 Then she's fine, like, you guys are fine. Hillary definitely 2200 01:46:36.560 --> 01:46:40.720 laugh at her. Hillary spits green egg, like I couldn't 2201 01:46:40.840 --> 01:46:43.920 it green egg. I swear to god, I've seen that. 2202 01:46:45.560 --> 01:46:49.720 The title, the title, this was awesome. Hillary spits two 2203 01:46:49.880 --> 01:46:52.800 large green objects into glass of water, doing it during 2204 01:46:52.920 --> 01:46:58.760 coughing fit. Oh my god, green objects. She's obviously a reptilian. 2205 01:47:01.600 --> 01:47:06.680 Oh god, A becomes like a. 2206 01:47:09.439 --> 01:47:12.800 And then the media, Yeah, no, no, nothing's wrong. What 2207 01:47:12.840 --> 01:47:14.439 do you mean you guys are just attacking her because 2208 01:47:14.479 --> 01:47:17.760 she's a woman. It's like she's like stage as they're saying, 2209 01:47:17.880 --> 01:47:23.560 more literally turning into a mind flare on camera. 2210 01:47:25.279 --> 01:47:29.960 I love I love this video. What does she do? 2211 01:47:33.000 --> 01:47:36.279 What is I mean? It just looks funny. This isn't 2212 01:47:36.319 --> 01:47:39.159 gonna like like it. It's not that gross. It's just 2213 01:47:39.279 --> 01:47:44.840 weird looking. You can't even it's hard to even clock. 2214 01:47:45.039 --> 01:47:48.039 Why did she spit in that publicly? I don't know. 2215 01:47:48.159 --> 01:47:50.359 It is weird to do that, Like if you're gonna spit, like, 2216 01:47:50.600 --> 01:47:54.319 just spit behind you, yeah, down behind your podium. 2217 01:47:54.960 --> 01:47:59.000 Yeah, ask for a fucking napkin somebody anything. I feel 2218 01:47:59.000 --> 01:48:01.479 like I would swallow it before I fucking spit out 2219 01:48:01.479 --> 01:48:03.319 of I would drink the I would drink. 2220 01:48:03.399 --> 01:48:05.000 Yeah, if I had eggs in my mouth, green eggs 2221 01:48:05.039 --> 01:48:06.479 and them, I would get the water and swallowed. 2222 01:48:06.479 --> 01:48:08.800 There's been so many moments where I just have I mean, 2223 01:48:08.840 --> 01:48:13.239 we've all had that moment, right, Sharks, So sharks, we've 2224 01:48:13.279 --> 01:48:19.000 all had this moment, right, Sure you're spitting the green egg? Yeah, yeah, 2225 01:48:19.880 --> 01:48:25.720 the introducing the green egg, introducing the green egg, so 2226 01:48:26.920 --> 01:48:31.760 introducing green egg solutions from green cow. Uh co. Where's where? 2227 01:48:32.319 --> 01:48:35.000 Like he's in front of mar Cube and MARKEU was like, yeah, 2228 01:48:35.000 --> 01:48:36.399 I also have a green egg problem, where like I 2229 01:48:36.439 --> 01:48:41.119 spit up green eggs every now and again. He's like, Sharks, 2230 01:48:41.399 --> 01:48:47.079 I'm seeking five million dollars in exchanged for one half 2231 01:48:47.159 --> 01:48:49.399 of a percent of equity in my company, and they're 2232 01:48:49.479 --> 01:48:53.319 fucking giving him. I don't see it, man, I don't 2233 01:48:53.319 --> 01:48:55.760 see it. We all relate to this, everybody, we all 2234 01:48:55.800 --> 01:48:59.439 hear mister wonderful Barbara, we all, we all empathize with 2235 01:48:59.520 --> 01:49:01.960 the green egg problem. We're all spitting green eggs constantly. 2236 01:49:02.319 --> 01:49:04.119 But I don't know if it's worth that much money 2237 01:49:04.159 --> 01:49:07.520 for that little equity. He can you move up to 2238 01:49:07.640 --> 01:49:12.600 maybe maybe for six dollars we'll give you a zero 2239 01:49:12.680 --> 01:49:16.760 point one percent where I'm I'm for the for these reasons, 2240 01:49:16.800 --> 01:49:26.159 I'm out, Why don't he's having a melt. Tragedy strikes 2241 01:49:26.199 --> 01:49:30.840 today as the as the Shark Tank crew dies more 2242 01:49:30.840 --> 01:49:34.760 than eleven fucking I don't know, someone pitched spilling. Yeah, 2243 01:49:34.800 --> 01:49:37.560 there's the full of eggs. That's the twists that they're 2244 01:49:37.600 --> 01:49:40.279 full of eggs and that was the solution. He was 2245 01:49:40.319 --> 01:49:45.920 just gonna kill him. I love, I love Shark Tank. 2246 01:49:46.039 --> 01:49:48.880 Is Shark Tank as a format is so rife for 2247 01:49:49.039 --> 01:49:51.359 like sketches. I feel like you could do an endless 2248 01:49:51.399 --> 01:49:54.600 amount of like comedy just with the Shark Tank form. 2249 01:49:54.800 --> 01:49:57.039 There's there's a lot of characters. That's why a lot 2250 01:49:57.039 --> 01:50:00.000 of characters so percent improv so much going on. Dude. 2251 01:50:00.319 --> 01:50:02.279 Yeah, the guy the patron that we have, the twenty 2252 01:50:02.319 --> 01:50:04.840 five dollar patron. If you haven't, he keeps doing the 2253 01:50:05.079 --> 01:50:08.720 h come down bit. So the quotes, Oh yeah, yeah, 2254 01:50:09.600 --> 01:50:15.079 if you haven't heard the Nigerian Shark Tank, please look 2255 01:50:15.159 --> 01:50:18.359 that up and then comment a quote from there. Yeah, please, 2256 01:50:18.479 --> 01:50:20.039 because I want I want to make sure that you're 2257 01:50:20.039 --> 01:50:21.159 still listening, you're paying attention. 2258 01:50:21.239 --> 01:50:24.680 Anyway, we got derailed from Nurse Bob here. But he said, 2259 01:50:25.159 --> 01:50:27.600 what is a skill or hobby that you wish you 2260 01:50:27.640 --> 01:50:29.600 spent more time doing. Maybe you've dabbled in or wish 2261 01:50:29.600 --> 01:50:31.039 you perfected it, and maybe you never tried it but 2262 01:50:31.159 --> 01:50:34.119 want to. For me, it's painting. I've become a professional 2263 01:50:34.159 --> 01:50:36.319 collector of art supplies and even sub to a Patreon 2264 01:50:36.359 --> 01:50:39.319 painting group, but I still get overwhelmed just getting started. 2265 01:50:40.439 --> 01:50:44.000 I wish I was better at like uh, I wish 2266 01:50:44.039 --> 01:50:45.760 I was better at thievery. I wish I was a 2267 01:50:45.840 --> 01:50:48.319 better thief. Yeah, I feelink that's not that hard. You 2268 01:50:48.399 --> 01:50:50.000 just got to do it. You got to steal more, 2269 01:50:50.800 --> 01:50:52.520 You gotta The real thing is you got to believe 2270 01:50:52.560 --> 01:50:53.880 that you're gonna get away with it. That's the way 2271 01:50:53.920 --> 01:50:55.359 that it works. You got to commit. Yeah, yeah, you 2272 01:50:55.920 --> 01:50:57.840 gotta like really believe in yourself. When ever you see 2273 01:50:57.840 --> 01:51:00.600 the people that are nervous, that it just there. I 2274 01:51:00.720 --> 01:51:02.079 just look nervous inherently though. 2275 01:51:02.840 --> 01:51:04.319 You look so people are gonna be looking out for 2276 01:51:04.359 --> 01:51:06.800 you being a black man. A lot of times I 2277 01:51:06.880 --> 01:51:10.439 walk around with the hoodie and shades on, like immediately, fucked, yeah, 2278 01:51:10.640 --> 01:51:11.760 you look suspicious. 2279 01:51:11.880 --> 01:51:15.000 Immediately, the cameras zooming like all the way into my brain, like, 2280 01:51:17.359 --> 01:51:20.560 so it looks inherently suspicious because he's always he always 2281 01:51:20.600 --> 01:51:23.520 looks like he's hiding, like even in plain side, because 2282 01:51:23.520 --> 01:51:27.159 you got the sunglasses indoors right now sometimes sometimes where 2283 01:51:27.159 --> 01:51:29.600 you were the hoodie with the shorts, which is like 2284 01:51:29.840 --> 01:51:31.439 most people you're like, what the fuck, like are you 2285 01:51:31.560 --> 01:51:33.239 cold or what make a fucking decision? 2286 01:51:33.880 --> 01:51:37.800 Hoodies about comfortability and fashion, especially in California has nothing 2287 01:51:37.840 --> 01:51:38.359 to do with weather. 2288 01:51:38.880 --> 01:51:42.199 Really, Yeah, I mean realistic. I think I've only ever 2289 01:51:42.239 --> 01:51:44.319 been uncomfortable, Like I've tried that before. Like I tried 2290 01:51:44.319 --> 01:51:46.159 to do like let me do the hoodie and shorts coming, 2291 01:51:46.199 --> 01:51:50.520 and I just look I kind of look like I 2292 01:51:50.680 --> 01:51:54.640 just look really stupid in that combination. It's fun. 2293 01:51:54.840 --> 01:51:57.560 Sports is basically like if you were involved in sports, 2294 01:51:57.560 --> 01:52:00.880 you would understand. Yeah, maybe it's that's very extremely common. 2295 01:52:01.600 --> 01:52:04.680 You're you're around my height, Yeah, do you are? 2296 01:52:04.720 --> 01:52:04.760 You? 2297 01:52:05.039 --> 01:52:08.520 Do you find clothes that fit you reliably? Yeah? 2298 01:52:08.560 --> 01:52:10.119 I'm fine with Like, say, what do you mean, Like 2299 01:52:10.640 --> 01:52:12.439 is it more of a shirt problem or a pants problem. 2300 01:52:13.039 --> 01:52:15.920 It's more of a pants problem. Yeah, the pants is 2301 01:52:16.479 --> 01:52:17.800 the pants. I don't usually have an issue. 2302 01:52:18.000 --> 01:52:20.640 I my my size is a little bit awkward because 2303 01:52:20.760 --> 01:52:24.239 I like a thirty inch for pants, like as far 2304 01:52:24.359 --> 01:52:26.800 the length. That one's a little bit more awkward because 2305 01:52:26.880 --> 01:52:28.880 usually around my waist size they want to go to 2306 01:52:29.079 --> 01:52:31.760 like thirty two and that's a little bit too long 2307 01:52:31.800 --> 01:52:34.640 for me already. Right, So it's that's the only problem. 2308 01:52:34.399 --> 01:52:38.399 I usually have. But I prefer to just taper. Shit, 2309 01:52:39.319 --> 01:52:41.159 I gotta start just shopping at those like five nine 2310 01:52:41.199 --> 01:52:43.760 and under places because, like I swear to God, like 2311 01:52:43.840 --> 01:52:47.199 i've i've never I have so few pants that it 2312 01:52:47.279 --> 01:52:50.399 fit me in my life as an adult anyway where 2313 01:52:50.399 --> 01:52:53.239 it's just like I can't fucking it's ridiculous. I have 2314 01:52:53.319 --> 01:52:55.520 to fold the cuff up or something. I'm not going 2315 01:52:55.600 --> 01:52:57.640 to take it to a tailor. Why not? Why the 2316 01:52:57.920 --> 01:52:59.600 because you know, you know what, here's my issue with 2317 01:52:59.680 --> 01:53:02.600 it from I'm a from a philosophical perspective. All Right, 2318 01:53:03.199 --> 01:53:10.039 I'm already short, right pound for pound, I'm getting less fabric. Okay, 2319 01:53:10.960 --> 01:53:16.680 I'm going to pay to get less fabric. Now I'm 2320 01:53:16.680 --> 01:53:20.199 gonna pay more to get less of the clothes. Unfortunately, no, 2321 01:53:21.079 --> 01:53:23.199 I refuse. I cant understand if you're paying to get 2322 01:53:23.319 --> 01:53:26.039 more at it, right, But like, I'm not gonna pay 2323 01:53:26.079 --> 01:53:29.039 to remove ship from my pan cut them off your no, 2324 01:53:29.159 --> 01:53:30.680 because then I can't do that in a way that 2325 01:53:30.800 --> 01:53:31.279 looks right. 2326 01:53:31.479 --> 01:53:34.840 What you learn, gay, I think that I think that's 2327 01:53:34.880 --> 01:53:36.399 the I think that's the fashion though. I think just 2328 01:53:36.880 --> 01:53:38.399 that's like the latest thing that a lot of people 2329 01:53:38.439 --> 01:53:40.760 haven't done yet. You know, people also looking for new things, 2330 01:53:40.760 --> 01:53:42.560 and I think it's time to just taper your own 2331 01:53:43.119 --> 01:53:45.560 by just scissoring them. Just take a scissors to them 2332 01:53:45.600 --> 01:53:48.199 and they'll be at I think that's that's the next thing. 2333 01:53:49.760 --> 01:53:51.359 It's because my legs are too short. The thing is 2334 01:53:51.399 --> 01:53:53.600 like I have a long torso, so like, yeah, you 2335 01:53:53.680 --> 01:53:55.439 just gotta find my pants size are literally, like I 2336 01:53:55.479 --> 01:53:56.880 don't know if it's this anymore, because it's been what 2337 01:53:56.880 --> 01:53:58.319 I've had the same pair of pants for Like I've 2338 01:53:58.359 --> 01:54:00.199 been the same pairs of pants forever because I'm like, oh, 2339 01:54:00.279 --> 01:54:02.560 these fit, I'm keeping them for as long as possible. Yeah, 2340 01:54:02.720 --> 01:54:08.119 but like it used to be twenty eight, twenty nine, okay, 2341 01:54:08.159 --> 01:54:11.439 and then it was so twenty nine twenty nine, which 2342 01:54:11.479 --> 01:54:13.800 is like that's definitely a hard thing, unheard of basically, 2343 01:54:13.960 --> 01:54:17.119 especially since most things are even. Yeah, so it's very 2344 01:54:17.159 --> 01:54:19.000 hard to find that. So that's twenty twenty eight is 2345 01:54:19.039 --> 01:54:21.720 impossible to find. You can find twenty eight thirty two, 2346 01:54:22.039 --> 01:54:22.640 which is too long. 2347 01:54:22.720 --> 01:54:24.600 I think if you get a lot of honestly, if 2348 01:54:24.640 --> 01:54:29.560 you shop on Amazon especially, I've I was just thinking 2349 01:54:29.600 --> 01:54:31.760 because a lot of there's a lot of Chinese stores 2350 01:54:31.840 --> 01:54:35.720 that make very small stuff where I have to go 2351 01:54:35.920 --> 01:54:38.800 up multiple sizes because it's clearly not built for like 2352 01:54:39.000 --> 01:54:42.399 fat Americans. Yeah, so they're like, uh no, you cannot 2353 01:54:42.399 --> 01:54:45.000 wear my stuff. Yeah, And I'm like, oh shit, okay, 2354 01:54:45.239 --> 01:54:48.119 I guess you don't even have past like thirty four 2355 01:54:48.199 --> 01:54:51.960 and okay by because to them that's like fucking morbidly obese. 2356 01:54:52.159 --> 01:54:54.560 I was like, okay, fucking tiny people. I was like, okay, 2357 01:54:54.600 --> 01:54:57.079 I guess I can't even shop here. Tiny people, dude. 2358 01:54:57.600 --> 01:54:59.600 Yeah, I mean, just like in general the rest of 2359 01:54:59.640 --> 01:55:01.359 the world, they're like, if you look at sizes. I 2360 01:55:01.479 --> 01:55:04.279 was shopping at an H and M and Greece, I think, yeah, 2361 01:55:04.359 --> 01:55:05.520 and you're just looking at the sizes. 2362 01:55:05.560 --> 01:55:08.079 You're like, this is not built for this is not 2363 01:55:08.199 --> 01:55:10.600 built for me. It's one of the reasons why with 2364 01:55:10.720 --> 01:55:13.960 tall people, small humans. I think it's the reason I really, 2365 01:55:14.000 --> 01:55:15.640 I really want to go to Japan yeah, because I 2366 01:55:15.680 --> 01:55:19.439 wonder what it would be like to just feel like normal, Yeah, 2367 01:55:19.840 --> 01:55:21.000 where things are like kind of built for you. 2368 01:55:21.760 --> 01:55:22.920 I think if you go that, if you go in 2369 01:55:23.640 --> 01:55:26.159 Central Mexico too, you'll feel normal. 2370 01:55:26.039 --> 01:55:29.760 Kind of crossing that border. It's not not all in Mexico. 2371 01:55:30.279 --> 01:55:33.960 Over there, fair there's nothing but evil people. Go go 2372 01:55:34.119 --> 01:55:36.760 to Mexico's pretty nice. Go it's pretty nice. It's the 2373 01:55:36.760 --> 01:55:41.439 people that make it terrible. That's crazy. I went there. 2374 01:55:41.479 --> 01:55:43.640 I went there. I went to match the real people. 2375 01:55:43.680 --> 01:55:44.600 That's a real person out there. 2376 01:55:44.600 --> 01:55:48.680 But yeah, is beautiful. That place is really really beautiful. 2377 01:55:49.039 --> 01:55:51.840 Too many people though, like wait, like it makes me 2378 01:55:52.079 --> 01:55:54.399 it's like the public executions. 2379 01:55:57.399 --> 01:55:57.960 Yeah, I wouldn't. 2380 01:55:57.960 --> 01:55:59.840 I wouldn't go to certainly think Mexico is like ice 2381 01:56:00.199 --> 01:56:03.600 as long as unfortunately, because there's like cities that people 2382 01:56:03.840 --> 01:56:05.560 hear about all the Oh they hear of black Juarez 2383 01:56:05.640 --> 01:56:08.199 or something. They hear about some places like Saneloa, they 2384 01:56:08.239 --> 01:56:09.039 hear about all this stuff. 2385 01:56:09.039 --> 01:56:10.880 They're like, oh, so fucking frightened. I'm like, that's not 2386 01:56:11.239 --> 01:56:14.119 you know, Mexico is a big fucking country. Yeah. Like 2387 01:56:14.399 --> 01:56:18.079 in fact that when about like the lady that got 2388 01:56:18.119 --> 01:56:19.520 set on fire on the subway or whatever, and it's like, 2389 01:56:19.560 --> 01:56:21.119 oh my god, New York are dangerous, and like it's 2390 01:56:21.119 --> 01:56:22.920 the one time this happened in the history of New York. 2391 01:56:24.239 --> 01:56:27.319 Like New York, But it's more safe than it is dangerous. 2392 01:56:28.760 --> 01:56:32.079 Of course, Yeah, anywhere anywhere where you're surrounded by people 2393 01:56:32.279 --> 01:56:34.960 adds to the danger because there's more than one interest being, 2394 01:56:35.239 --> 01:56:38.000 you know, colliding with each other. But but I do 2395 01:56:38.119 --> 01:56:39.960 feel somehow, like in. 2396 01:56:39.960 --> 01:56:43.199 Those big areas, like being South Central, walking down certain 2397 01:56:43.199 --> 01:56:45.079 neighborhoods that you're not even sure about, I still feel 2398 01:56:45.119 --> 01:56:48.439 safer there than in a fucking rural area where there's 2399 01:56:48.479 --> 01:56:52.239 all these do not crop no trespassing everywhere you're. 2400 01:56:52.159 --> 01:56:55.359 Go, And I'm like, where do I go? Where's where's 2401 01:56:55.439 --> 01:56:55.920 the road? 2402 01:56:56.119 --> 01:56:57.800 Like I take one step in this direction and they 2403 01:56:57.840 --> 01:56:59.359 shoot up my feet and then the other directs and 2404 01:56:59.359 --> 01:57:00.479 the other neighbor shoe to my feet. 2405 01:57:00.479 --> 01:57:09.279 I'm like to get out of here. Immediately, he shoots 2406 01:57:09.279 --> 01:57:11.239 a mortar at the floor and it starts digging. You're like, 2407 01:57:11.399 --> 01:57:24.000 oh my god, I'm mortar. We got a trespasser. This motherfuckers. 2408 01:57:25.039 --> 01:57:26.960 It's still in the box and it's got like acne 2409 01:57:27.039 --> 01:57:32.000 on it, and they ripped it out. Really, I'm glad 2410 01:57:32.039 --> 01:57:33.479 I got the warning on this here. 2411 01:57:35.079 --> 01:57:37.079 I remember my mom told me a story about when 2412 01:57:37.159 --> 01:57:40.319 my dad was still alive. He was in Texas visiting 2413 01:57:40.399 --> 01:57:42.920 some family or whatever the fuck, and he was in 2414 01:57:43.159 --> 01:57:46.079 this neighborhood where the old guy on the porch. 2415 01:57:46.279 --> 01:57:47.520 Look, he was about to die. 2416 01:57:47.640 --> 01:57:50.119 He's so old, this old white dude, but he mustered 2417 01:57:50.239 --> 01:57:53.439 up enough strength to call him the end word, to 2418 01:57:53.680 --> 01:57:56.640 like tell him to get out of here, mustering up 2419 01:57:56.680 --> 01:57:59.239 that straight. It's like, dude, I could kill you by 2420 01:57:59.439 --> 01:58:01.520 waving at you. Why would you. 2421 01:58:07.079 --> 01:58:09.920 A beautiful murdered? You think there's anybody whose health is 2422 01:58:10.000 --> 01:58:13.199 so low, whose help are is solo? That like you 2423 01:58:13.279 --> 01:58:15.239 could do away with them? And like, you know the 2424 01:58:15.319 --> 01:58:18.399 rough bactually Lord of the Rings. You remember when gandolphas 2425 01:58:18.439 --> 01:58:21.720 like the guy he goes like that to to build 2426 01:58:21.960 --> 01:58:25.800 Uh uh not? Is it Bilbo? I think so No? 2427 01:58:25.880 --> 01:58:29.960 I think it's uh Samwise, I think so wise, the 2428 01:58:30.119 --> 01:58:32.399 Lord of the Rings. I don't know, man, suck Wise, 2429 01:58:34.319 --> 01:58:41.880 what what happened? I just suck Wise? We heard you. 2430 01:58:44.520 --> 01:58:47.159 I'm trying to think of a good porn name if 2431 01:58:47.239 --> 01:58:49.520 I was doing the Lord of the Rings porn, sup 2432 01:58:49.680 --> 01:58:51.479 Wise suck Wise, Oh. 2433 01:58:52.840 --> 01:58:55.479 Why not? Wise Wise is pretty good, But I just 2434 01:58:55.560 --> 01:58:58.279 want to keep the s in there. Come Wise, died off, 2435 01:58:58.520 --> 01:59:11.000 come Wise and fro bo whatever. I wish I kept 2436 01:59:11.439 --> 01:59:15.239 answered that question, which I kept playing honestly like I 2437 01:59:15.399 --> 01:59:18.680 I want to shoot further ropes, which I kept joking 2438 01:59:18.720 --> 01:59:20.520 it honestly. I wish I had more time for music 2439 01:59:20.760 --> 01:59:23.479 stuff and to learn. I wish I kept up on. 2440 01:59:23.520 --> 01:59:27.199 I wish I got kept on Spanish good speaking Spanish 2441 01:59:27.199 --> 01:59:29.479 by the time I got here, because now my Spanish 2442 01:59:29.560 --> 01:59:32.720 is all confused because I say I say so both 2443 01:59:33.000 --> 01:59:34.600 for straw, and people look at me like I'm crazy, 2444 01:59:35.439 --> 01:59:38.199 and I'm like, that's how you say like Noah's Pino 2445 01:59:38.319 --> 01:59:40.960 and I'm like, that's dick, don't call me that. 2446 01:59:42.520 --> 01:59:47.319 Or they say how Mexicans say straw? Yeah. Everything. The 2447 01:59:47.399 --> 01:59:49.560 thing is, like I speak the Spanish that I know 2448 01:59:49.880 --> 01:59:53.800 is conflicting with the Spanish that I'm trying. Any any 2449 01:59:53.840 --> 01:59:56.800 resource that you can learn Spanish through is a resource 2450 01:59:56.920 --> 01:59:59.079 that will negate the Spanish that I already know. 2451 02:00:00.199 --> 02:00:02.760 Really like it doesn't negated, but it gets confused, you 2452 02:00:02.760 --> 02:00:03.079 know what I mean. 2453 02:00:03.199 --> 02:00:06.239 Like it's just it's conflicting with it. So I like 2454 02:00:06.279 --> 02:00:07.920 a or whatever. You know what I mean, Like like 2455 02:00:08.119 --> 02:00:11.600 that's like that doesn't mean anything in real Spanish, but 2456 02:00:11.760 --> 02:00:15.359 like I know what it means. This that's so lame, 2457 02:00:15.479 --> 02:00:21.760 though anyone will understand. You understood. It's just fun. I 2458 02:00:21.800 --> 02:00:24.720 don't know. It feels like like Mexicans too formal. Yeah, 2459 02:00:24.800 --> 02:00:30.399 it's not formal. It is too fucking formal. What No, 2460 02:00:30.520 --> 02:00:34.119 it's not. It is a man. That's that's Look, I 2461 02:00:34.680 --> 02:00:37.880 know what that means. Of course, not formal, and it's 2462 02:00:38.199 --> 02:00:40.159 in full space. It's just Spanish. You know. 2463 02:00:40.720 --> 02:00:42.359 At the end of the day you can learn Spanish 2464 02:00:42.479 --> 02:00:44.479 primarily and then when you go to areas to speak 2465 02:00:44.520 --> 02:00:44.840 the slang. 2466 02:00:44.920 --> 02:00:53.319 That's it. Kingston's dad. Kingston's dad picking up a gay 2467 02:00:53.399 --> 02:00:56.600 little beadle off the ground wrote in it goes on. 2468 02:00:56.720 --> 02:00:58.399 But it's like some of you guys have names that 2469 02:00:58.399 --> 02:00:59.840 are too long. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna keep it. 2470 02:00:59.880 --> 02:01:01.000 I'm just gonna read up until then. 2471 02:01:01.039 --> 02:01:02.560 I'm not gonna say my dad, my dad would over 2472 02:01:02.600 --> 02:01:03.520 picking up a gay little beatle. 2473 02:01:03.520 --> 02:01:06.039 My dad is a stuldly homophobic because just a gay 2474 02:01:06.079 --> 02:01:10.079 little beetle stomp goodbye, my friend. Do you ever see 2475 02:01:10.079 --> 02:01:14.880 American history. Ex little beetle, that's crazy, this curb, little bet, 2476 02:01:15.880 --> 02:01:17.560 I don't know. It's kind of big. It's like you 2477 02:01:17.600 --> 02:01:19.800 could speak crazy. Whoa, that's crazy. 2478 02:01:19.800 --> 02:01:21.680 It's gonna make you murder, you even harder. 2479 02:01:22.720 --> 02:01:32.640 You feel yay, interpretable suffering, yay. He's fucking over joyed. 2480 02:01:32.760 --> 02:01:37.880 So he's stomping faster than like, I don't know, faster 2481 02:01:37.960 --> 02:01:42.319 than light anyone could stomp. He's stomping so hard his 2482 02:01:42.479 --> 02:01:46.039 foot is a blaze as he's stopping, like it. 2483 02:01:46.119 --> 02:01:50.039 Breaks the atmosphere of the curb. If that makes sense. Uh, 2484 02:01:50.760 --> 02:01:55.560 it doesn't anyway, he says, he right, and he says, greetings, 2485 02:01:55.720 --> 02:01:59.800 my boisterous baby bullis just sharing my own personal conspiracy today, 2486 02:02:00.079 --> 02:02:02.840 but with AI getting better and better at being indistinguishable 2487 02:02:03.119 --> 02:02:09.239 in its and Nope, this sentence is written weird, but 2488 02:02:09.319 --> 02:02:13.319 he says, getting getting better at being indistinguishable and no 2489 02:02:13.600 --> 02:02:18.159 legislation slowing it down despite a doctor seuss the lorax 2490 02:02:18.319 --> 02:02:22.439 level of environmental environmental destruction being turned out by these things. 2491 02:02:22.560 --> 02:02:25.199 I can't help but think this is on purpose, that 2492 02:02:25.319 --> 02:02:27.319 this is in the interest of the people at the top, 2493 02:02:27.479 --> 02:02:30.119 and that video evidence in general gets to the point 2494 02:02:30.159 --> 02:02:35.199 where it's unusable in court. At this point, I can't 2495 02:02:35.199 --> 02:02:37.279 help but feel like that that the Amish were the 2496 02:02:37.319 --> 02:02:37.840 sane ones. 2497 02:02:38.239 --> 02:02:41.279 It does it's objectively, That's part of the reason. 2498 02:02:41.199 --> 02:02:45.680 I kind of don't disagree about like certain aspects of that. 2499 02:02:47.720 --> 02:02:49.319 I do sometimes wish I was like, maybe I should 2500 02:02:49.319 --> 02:02:51.199 just go to the fucking Amish and like churn, butter 2501 02:02:51.279 --> 02:02:54.760 and die, you know, like because there's something that's at 2502 02:02:54.840 --> 02:02:57.840 least like simple and like kind of like serene about 2503 02:02:57.920 --> 02:03:01.000 like not having to worry about AI in any way. 2504 02:03:01.720 --> 02:03:06.680 But uh, you see Bill. 2505 02:03:06.560 --> 02:03:10.520 Burr, Yeah, he released a clip on his social media 2506 02:03:10.680 --> 02:03:13.840 talking about the fake bands that are propping up and 2507 02:03:13.840 --> 02:03:14.760 they use bots. 2508 02:03:14.520 --> 02:03:17.560 All the AI bands. Yeah, Jesus fucking Christ. It's always 2509 02:03:17.560 --> 02:03:19.600 like the Simmering Sundays or something like that. 2510 02:03:20.159 --> 02:03:23.520 One point something million monthly listeners and like and here, 2511 02:03:23.560 --> 02:03:25.840 just here, here I am with my stupid ass thing 2512 02:03:25.840 --> 02:03:28.159 where my biggest hits like a gay cover, you know, 2513 02:03:28.199 --> 02:03:28.640 And I'm like that. 2514 02:03:28.720 --> 02:03:31.840 Would it be would it be would it be to 2515 02:03:32.319 --> 02:03:35.600 to uh, if you're a real musician, to have one 2516 02:03:36.039 --> 02:03:38.520 AI song that's meant to just be an at I 2517 02:03:38.560 --> 02:03:39.840 don't think so. I think kind of at this point 2518 02:03:39.880 --> 02:03:41.520 It's like, why I see it is the same as 2519 02:03:41.560 --> 02:03:43.720 like like if you had the money to advertise yourself 2520 02:03:43.760 --> 02:03:45.479 on a billboard, Yeah, you know, kind of a thing 2521 02:03:45.920 --> 02:03:47.399 like if you made your entire thing. 2522 02:03:47.439 --> 02:03:48.880 I think, like trying to get your foot in the 2523 02:03:48.960 --> 02:03:51.600 door if if there's a way you can do it, 2524 02:03:52.560 --> 02:03:54.640 I don't see anything if you can do it. I 2525 02:03:54.680 --> 02:03:57.000 don't see that as immoral. I think the fucking music 2526 02:03:57.039 --> 02:03:59.239 industry is so shit that if you can have an 2527 02:03:59.239 --> 02:04:01.720 advantage to get you're footing the door like that, like 2528 02:04:01.800 --> 02:04:04.119 by doing it that one time, yeah, and then being 2529 02:04:04.199 --> 02:04:05.520 like I'm actually a good musician. 2530 02:04:05.600 --> 02:04:07.399 I just need people to be able to fucking see it, 2531 02:04:08.039 --> 02:04:09.840 hear it, I guess even Yeah, I don't know. I 2532 02:04:09.880 --> 02:04:11.840 don't know how I feel about it exactly, but I'm 2533 02:04:12.039 --> 02:04:14.279 I'm wrapping my head around that thought. 2534 02:04:15.560 --> 02:04:17.359 As a tool to get your foot in the door 2535 02:04:17.399 --> 02:04:20.560 if you are if you are talentless, and you make 2536 02:04:20.600 --> 02:04:22.479 an entire career off of that, yeah fuck you. 2537 02:04:23.199 --> 02:04:26.000 Yeah, yeah, true, I feel like it would. I don't know. 2538 02:04:26.079 --> 02:04:28.920 I yeah, I don't know. I agree, But also like 2539 02:04:28.920 --> 02:04:30.399 I'm kind of in the in the process of feeling 2540 02:04:30.399 --> 02:04:30.960 out that opinion. 2541 02:04:31.000 --> 02:04:35.239 You know, I'm set I think that AI, all the 2542 02:04:35.279 --> 02:04:37.199 AI bullshit is because of the fact that people want 2543 02:04:37.239 --> 02:04:38.960 to be able to do FUNCTIONHIT with the any sord 2544 02:04:39.000 --> 02:04:41.560 of consequence and visual confirmation was like the thing we 2545 02:04:41.680 --> 02:04:43.600 kind of held on to last. But once that's gone, 2546 02:04:43.640 --> 02:04:46.680 it's like, it's fucking file your sales. People are gonna 2547 02:04:46.680 --> 02:04:48.399 be able to I think what's gonna happen is AI 2548 02:04:48.520 --> 02:04:51.640 is gonna cause a war. It's gonna cause the war 2549 02:04:51.720 --> 02:04:53.880 possibly gonna be able to be tracked directly back to AI, 2550 02:04:53.960 --> 02:04:55.439 and they're gonna be like, we gotta we gotta something 2551 02:04:55.439 --> 02:04:55.760 about this. 2552 02:04:56.359 --> 02:04:58.239 I mean, that would be an interesting that's gonna happen. 2553 02:04:58.279 --> 02:05:01.000 That's gonna it's it's it's a it's a story written 2554 02:05:01.039 --> 02:05:04.159 in every fucking find like sci fi for a reason, 2555 02:05:04.520 --> 02:05:07.239 because it's gonna happen. People don't under people. We've lost 2556 02:05:07.279 --> 02:05:10.279 the ability to figure things out without consequence. We just 2557 02:05:10.359 --> 02:05:12.000 don't have the ability to do it anymore. We have 2558 02:05:12.119 --> 02:05:15.159 to feel before we hear. Yeah, sadly, so whatever man, 2559 02:05:15.840 --> 02:05:17.279 Louise like a great porn Louise. 2560 02:05:18.159 --> 02:05:19.800 He says, this ain't even a question, but that motherfucker 2561 02:05:19.840 --> 02:05:21.399 Sweeney is one hundred percent more likely to get a 2562 02:05:21.479 --> 02:05:24.399 car than the glasses. He needs to drive one mm. 2563 02:05:25.079 --> 02:05:29.039 I don't know what's gonna happen. First, think car, car, car. 2564 02:05:29.239 --> 02:05:30.920 Sure he's gonna drive, and he's gonna hit a small 2565 02:05:30.960 --> 02:05:31.640 child on a bike. 2566 02:05:31.680 --> 02:05:34.840 I've never had anyone driving ever. You're gonna no, no, 2567 02:05:35.039 --> 02:05:35.479 no once. 2568 02:05:35.640 --> 02:05:38.199 Okay, so there and then he's gonna be I literally 2569 02:05:38.239 --> 02:05:41.920 got into an accident. Wasn't my fault. I was ahead, 2570 02:05:41.960 --> 02:05:44.000 I was in front. It's hard. It's hard to make 2571 02:05:44.039 --> 02:05:44.439 that argument. 2572 02:05:44.479 --> 02:05:46.439 If you're driving too hard, you can cause someone to 2573 02:05:46.520 --> 02:05:46.720 hit you. 2574 02:05:47.399 --> 02:05:50.279 I did not do that. I do you, Okay, how 2575 02:05:50.319 --> 02:05:51.640 do I know? I don't. 2576 02:05:51.720 --> 02:05:55.319 I've seen people like I've I I just oh, weird. 2577 02:05:55.399 --> 02:05:58.000 This one person keeps getting into an accident and it's 2578 02:05:58.079 --> 02:06:01.439 never their fault. And I'm like, you're driving reckless. You 2579 02:06:01.520 --> 02:06:04.439 were causing people, but it is technically their afaul because 2580 02:06:04.439 --> 02:06:06.159 they hate you, but you were causing them to hit you. 2581 02:06:06.880 --> 02:06:09.520 I've only been like, I've been three. I've been three 2582 02:06:10.399 --> 02:06:12.960 accidents so far. I've had like I've had, I've been 2583 02:06:13.000 --> 02:06:18.439 rear ended. I had, uh, somebody turned into me at 2584 02:06:18.439 --> 02:06:21.920 a stop sign, and then, which is crazy, that happened 2585 02:06:21.960 --> 02:06:25.239 to be too Yeah, and uh one time and I 2586 02:06:25.359 --> 02:06:29.560 slid on black ice into a fucking tree. That ship 2587 02:06:29.680 --> 02:06:31.760 was scary. I imagine it was my girlfriend at the 2588 02:06:31.760 --> 02:06:33.920 time too, and I was like, oh, man, I hope, 2589 02:06:33.920 --> 02:06:38.319 I hope it hits on her side. Kind of you're not, 2590 02:06:38.600 --> 02:06:40.319 I am, that would be that would have been terrible. 2591 02:06:40.319 --> 02:06:43.880 I was actually specifically like turning in my direction because 2592 02:06:43.880 --> 02:06:48.600 I was like, I can't kill somebody, dude. Black ice 2593 02:06:48.720 --> 02:06:55.600 is so black ice is crazy black Like I don't 2594 02:06:55.640 --> 02:06:58.760 I don't even. I still to this day don't like 2595 02:06:58.840 --> 02:07:01.920 driving in the rain. Like I'm like vaguely traumatized from 2596 02:07:01.960 --> 02:07:09.760 like hydro planning and ship black It's horrible because it 2597 02:07:10.079 --> 02:07:13.640 doesn't because it mixes all the oil exactly really bad. 2598 02:07:14.680 --> 02:07:16.439 Becomes a god damn slipping side. It's like that slide. 2599 02:07:16.520 --> 02:07:19.279 You know that that video of the guy uh going 2600 02:07:19.319 --> 02:07:22.880 down the slide at like mock seven. Have you seen 2601 02:07:22.880 --> 02:07:24.560 that video? I think I saw a police officer and 2602 02:07:24.600 --> 02:07:26.359 he's like he's going down the slide in some like 2603 02:07:26.600 --> 02:07:29.680 park or something, but he's like lying on his handcuffs, 2604 02:07:30.279 --> 02:07:33.199 so like the metal is like there's no resistance of 2605 02:07:33.319 --> 02:07:35.960 like fabric or skin, so he's just gliding down the 2606 02:07:36.000 --> 02:07:39.760 slide at like max speed and he just like flies 2607 02:07:39.800 --> 02:07:41.800 out of it. You've never seen that video. 2608 02:07:42.520 --> 02:07:44.800 I've seen videos that like like people that like like 2609 02:07:44.960 --> 02:07:48.560 uh water parks, like going down slides, and I'm like, 2610 02:07:48.920 --> 02:07:51.399 this is crazy because like I can imagine someone goes 2611 02:07:51.479 --> 02:07:55.199 down and they just fucking jettison off and like hit 2612 02:07:55.359 --> 02:07:59.600 someone like laying down, like the fucking Lazy River destruck 2613 02:07:59.760 --> 02:08:03.039 by a person who came I'm not adventurous. 2614 02:08:03.199 --> 02:08:08.920 Boston Boston cop violently launched off massive park slide in 2615 02:08:09.079 --> 02:08:13.319 viral video. What did he do it? Voluntarily? Well, he 2616 02:08:13.359 --> 02:08:16.079 went down the slide one, but like I don't think 2617 02:08:16.119 --> 02:08:17.399 he meant to go that fast because I think he 2618 02:08:17.479 --> 02:08:19.479 was lying on like he didn't think about like the 2619 02:08:19.560 --> 02:08:22.800 fact that he's lying down on metal, which like on 2620 02:08:22.920 --> 02:08:25.680 a metal surface, there's like no resistance. But like, look 2621 02:08:25.680 --> 02:08:36.680 at this guy. Isn't that insane? How did he flip around? 2622 02:08:37.439 --> 02:08:40.960 He's swirling in the It is such a crazy video. 2623 02:08:41.000 --> 02:08:42.920 I love that he just like flies. Think it was 2624 02:08:42.920 --> 02:08:47.119 going to be a super long, elaborate slide. Look at that, 2625 02:08:47.479 --> 02:08:52.000 but he like he's just so going, so going towards uh, 2626 02:08:52.079 --> 02:08:53.920 going towards six flags. 2627 02:08:53.960 --> 02:08:56.800 Over here, there's like this, like some sort of construction 2628 02:08:56.880 --> 02:08:59.199 side where there's like a big slide obviously to get 2629 02:08:59.319 --> 02:09:01.760 materials down from the top to the lower area. And 2630 02:09:01.800 --> 02:09:03.079 I've always been like, I want to go on that 2631 02:09:03.119 --> 02:09:04.840 side because it's like at least thirty feet like it's 2632 02:09:04.880 --> 02:09:07.920 sucking something crazy, but it exits on the freeway. 2633 02:09:10.960 --> 02:09:14.199 That is a good way to kill yourself thirty eight 2634 02:09:14.239 --> 02:09:17.079 years old. It's time. I like the idea of that. 2635 02:09:17.159 --> 02:09:18.840 Like somebody's driving their car and you just hit the 2636 02:09:18.960 --> 02:09:21.279 fuck out of their car and you're hurt pretty badly, 2637 02:09:21.319 --> 02:09:25.720 but you're not dead. And their cars fucked car. You've 2638 02:09:25.960 --> 02:09:29.159 bent in the fuck out of their car, and they're like, dude, 2639 02:09:29.159 --> 02:09:30.479 what the fucking I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. 2640 02:09:32.279 --> 02:09:34.680 I I'm sorry. You call it a little bleeding quite 2641 02:09:34.680 --> 02:09:34.960 a bit. 2642 02:09:35.560 --> 02:09:37.920 I think you're just gonna cause a massive car like 2643 02:09:38.000 --> 02:09:41.680 a pile up. Yeah, the worst in in in American history? 2644 02:09:42.560 --> 02:09:43.680 What is the worst traffic? 2645 02:09:44.479 --> 02:09:46.039 Like? How bad was it? I don't know what. It's 2646 02:09:46.079 --> 02:09:49.079 a good question. There must be an answer, Giant that's 2647 02:09:49.119 --> 02:09:52.640 probably look it up for me. What are you do? 2648 02:09:52.720 --> 02:09:55.279 You not have your phone? Actually? I put away, good job. 2649 02:09:55.680 --> 02:09:59.199 I'm proud of you. Car. When we took three thousand 2650 02:09:59.239 --> 02:10:05.239 episodes of the show. Yeah, the most, the most damaging 2651 02:10:05.399 --> 02:10:08.880 or the biggest traffic jam in American history. Well you 2652 02:10:08.960 --> 02:10:10.800 look at that. I'm gonna read this next one, Unravel 2653 02:10:10.840 --> 02:10:13.079 the Sky Road, and it's like, hey, y'all, obligatory long 2654 02:10:13.199 --> 02:10:16.880 time listener and lurker here. Your recent discussion on toys 2655 02:10:16.960 --> 02:10:19.279 made me reminisce, and I had to share what might 2656 02:10:19.479 --> 02:10:21.439 might have been the coolest toys in existence. If you 2657 02:10:21.439 --> 02:10:25.319 guys ever heard of the Rockham Sockam Robots action figure line. No, 2658 02:10:25.439 --> 02:10:27.479 I'm not talking about the stupid boxing game that nobody 2659 02:10:27.520 --> 02:10:31.720 cares about. These were legit action figures with interchangeable body parts, 2660 02:10:32.159 --> 02:10:36.760 more armored core than bionical. Each action figure came with 2661 02:10:37.479 --> 02:10:41.880 multiple arms or legs and a metal four way socket 2662 02:10:41.960 --> 02:10:44.520 wrench that made you feel like a master engineer every 2663 02:10:44.560 --> 02:10:47.039 time you used it. The parts were also compatible with 2664 02:10:47.159 --> 02:10:50.319 other robots. It was a fucking genius toy line, and 2665 02:10:50.359 --> 02:10:52.119 it made me sad when they weren't any more of them. 2666 02:10:52.399 --> 02:10:58.039 The favorites were Tyrensula That's awesome. That is awesome and 2667 02:10:58.239 --> 02:11:02.960 Disasteroid Yo. Those would have fucking hit like if I 2668 02:11:03.079 --> 02:11:05.520 was eleven disasteroid. 2669 02:11:05.720 --> 02:11:09.560 Dude, holy ship, Remember toy Remember toys being cool and 2670 02:11:09.680 --> 02:11:12.920 eventful and like, well, I mean I I remember that 2671 02:11:13.039 --> 02:11:14.159 sparking your imagination. 2672 02:11:14.439 --> 02:11:18.079 I remember that, but I also don't. I can't say, like, 2673 02:11:18.119 --> 02:11:20.520 I don't know if that's not happening still, because I'm 2674 02:11:20.560 --> 02:11:25.000 not paying attention to toys. Yeah, I guess you get 2675 02:11:25.119 --> 02:11:25.760 most from Amazon. 2676 02:11:25.840 --> 02:11:25.960 Now. 2677 02:11:25.960 --> 02:11:28.319 I guess because now because now toys aren't the same, 2678 02:11:28.319 --> 02:11:31.720 because they're not like toys are like video game console. 2679 02:11:32.640 --> 02:11:37.760 Mister beat, well, it's just not mister be with with 2680 02:11:38.079 --> 02:11:42.760 uh seven other beats with seven dollars or something. You 2681 02:11:42.880 --> 02:11:47.000 buy mister, you get a free lunchy. What the that's 2682 02:11:47.039 --> 02:11:49.399 so sad that I don't even think that that's unreasonable. 2683 02:11:49.600 --> 02:11:51.279 But that feels like something that could exist. 2684 02:11:51.680 --> 02:11:56.079 But no, no fatalities on the biggest pilot. Crazy, that's 2685 02:11:56.159 --> 02:11:58.880 kind of what we should try. Yeah, so I guess, 2686 02:11:59.000 --> 02:12:04.000 uh so in two and two on the seven ten really? Yeah, 2687 02:12:04.600 --> 02:12:06.800 so in La that makes sense. It would be here 2688 02:12:07.520 --> 02:12:08.880 in La. Here, it wouldn't be anywhere. 2689 02:12:08.920 --> 02:12:10.199 Extremely foggy. 2690 02:12:10.720 --> 02:12:13.319 It was so foggy that people couldn't help but keep 2691 02:12:13.479 --> 02:12:16.399 hitting because I couldn't see that there was a pile 2692 02:12:16.479 --> 02:12:16.800 of going. 2693 02:12:16.960 --> 02:12:21.119 Dude, that's the scariest thing about five man sixteen vehicles. No, 2694 02:12:22.039 --> 02:12:25.159 that's a lot. You're you're driving in the fog. You 2695 02:12:25.279 --> 02:12:29.000 just hear like, what is it? Must be a concert? 2696 02:12:31.359 --> 02:12:33.720 We get there. I better hurry up. I gotta see 2697 02:12:33.720 --> 02:12:37.319 what's going on through the fucking whacked up on one 2698 02:12:37.359 --> 02:12:41.479 of another quarter of a mile. I want to drive 2699 02:12:41.520 --> 02:12:43.359 a car. I want to drive a car that's like 2700 02:12:43.520 --> 02:12:46.119 it's it's more conformed to my body in the sense 2701 02:12:46.159 --> 02:12:50.800 that like the hood is over my lap and the 2702 02:12:50.920 --> 02:12:56.960 glass is like right, so the glass is like an 2703 02:12:57.039 --> 02:12:59.279 inch away from my face, and like I just feel 2704 02:12:59.279 --> 02:13:04.560 like I could see everything. It's great wheels here, That's 2705 02:13:04.600 --> 02:13:07.800 what I want. I kind of I'm kind of fucking 2706 02:13:07.840 --> 02:13:10.640 around with those Oh my god, I don't remember what 2707 02:13:10.640 --> 02:13:12.840 they're called. Somebody in the audience must know. But they're 2708 02:13:12.920 --> 02:13:15.960 like those like really stripped down kind of American out 2709 02:13:15.960 --> 02:13:18.960 of their American. They're stripped down trucks where there's like 2710 02:13:19.079 --> 02:13:21.319 nothing in them. Basically it's just like an air conditioner 2711 02:13:21.359 --> 02:13:23.560 and like there's not even a radio in it. Do 2712 02:13:23.640 --> 02:13:26.159 you know what these are? Oh? Fuck? What the fuck is? 2713 02:13:26.279 --> 02:13:28.319 Hold on? Let me look up I don't know. There's 2714 02:13:28.319 --> 02:13:33.000 something novel about it car? What is the truck? 2715 02:13:33.079 --> 02:13:35.199 There's something magical about radio? 2716 02:13:35.880 --> 02:13:40.039 Uh, stripped down? It was real? You know? What the 2717 02:13:40.159 --> 02:13:42.800 fuck is it? Okay? Here it is a new automaker. 2718 02:13:43.800 --> 02:13:48.159 Slate offers a no frills, stripped down electric truck for 2719 02:13:48.279 --> 02:13:52.600 under for under thirty thousand. Yeah, it's the Slate. These things. 2720 02:13:54.159 --> 02:13:56.199 It's like a it's kind of like a small truck. 2721 02:13:57.600 --> 02:13:59.560 Are those the ones that look like toys? Kind of? 2722 02:14:00.520 --> 02:14:01.800 I kind of like the way they look though they 2723 02:14:01.840 --> 02:14:05.800 look like they're in cybertruk territory kind of in the 2724 02:14:05.840 --> 02:14:07.199 way that they look kind of weird, but they're not 2725 02:14:07.359 --> 02:14:10.920 nearly as I think cyber trucks are way worse. But yeah, 2726 02:14:11.039 --> 02:14:16.760 so Slate Slate truck. They look kind of cute. I 2727 02:14:16.760 --> 02:14:19.159 don't know, and for a truck, like look at this, 2728 02:14:22.520 --> 02:14:24.640 isn't that just like the right amount of ugly? That 2729 02:14:24.720 --> 02:14:29.840 looks really stupid? I know, I like it. It looks like, 2730 02:14:30.640 --> 02:14:32.279 I don't know, like it looks like a video game, 2731 02:14:32.319 --> 02:14:35.279 but it looks like more rendered, Like it doesn't look 2732 02:14:35.319 --> 02:14:38.000 like a cyber truck or Gary's mobs car. It doesn't 2733 02:14:38.039 --> 02:14:39.880 like Gary's micro I don't know. I kind of dig 2734 02:14:39.960 --> 02:14:43.720 it three thousands too much though, But for an electric truck. 2735 02:14:43.600 --> 02:14:44.760 Eh, I don't know. 2736 02:14:44.880 --> 02:14:47.399 Are do them four dollars? Right? Ooh? The jeep kind 2737 02:14:47.399 --> 02:14:50.000 of looks kind of actually looks kind of cool. I 2738 02:14:50.079 --> 02:14:54.399 don't know whatever. I don't know how we got into that, 2739 02:14:55.039 --> 02:14:56.760 but I oh, no, I wanted to look up a 2740 02:14:57.600 --> 02:15:01.800 rock'm soccer robot action figure to wrench. That's pretty crazy. 2741 02:15:02.319 --> 02:15:07.560 Rock them sock it kind of like action figure what 2742 02:15:07.720 --> 02:15:08.279 kind of sounds like? 2743 02:15:08.319 --> 02:15:08.359 What? 2744 02:15:09.159 --> 02:15:09.279 Uh? 2745 02:15:09.359 --> 02:15:12.000 It kind of though the way that the names are described, 2746 02:15:12.000 --> 02:15:15.239 it rhymes a little bit of Transformers disasters. 2747 02:15:16.640 --> 02:15:21.640 I mean Formers. That does look cool. Actually, I need 2748 02:15:22.359 --> 02:15:28.439 oh that little fucking wrench. That's cool. Damn. By the way, 2749 02:15:28.439 --> 02:15:30.039 I found those Jolly Ranchers that I was talking about, 2750 02:15:30.039 --> 02:15:33.439 those little balls jolly they don't exist anymore. I figured 2751 02:15:33.920 --> 02:15:38.239 Jolly Rancher rocks is that they were called I Miss 2752 02:15:39.920 --> 02:15:43.119 Ravens Revenge, so they were just like these little It 2753 02:15:43.239 --> 02:15:46.319 was exactly what I was describing, a little yeah yeah, 2754 02:15:46.319 --> 02:15:50.039 the mini and then getting hard so we could break it. 2755 02:15:51.560 --> 02:15:53.840 What you said, I'm gonna do it now, but huh 2756 02:15:54.000 --> 02:15:55.880 can you be that? Okay? 2757 02:15:57.760 --> 02:16:01.800 I said, remember getting a little Eminem's tubes, putting your 2758 02:16:01.840 --> 02:16:03.279 dick in it and then trying to get hard as 2759 02:16:03.279 --> 02:16:04.039 if you can break it. 2760 02:16:05.680 --> 02:16:08.920 Anyway, these Raven's Revenge where there were little test tubes. 2761 02:16:09.039 --> 02:16:13.000 Yeah like that that looks so illicit, dude, that looks 2762 02:16:13.039 --> 02:16:15.640 like drugs. It was so good they were so we've 2763 02:16:15.640 --> 02:16:16.439 got to make more of these. 2764 02:16:16.520 --> 02:16:18.960 One time, I accidentally, so I was eating and then 2765 02:16:18.960 --> 02:16:21.479 it got in the back of my throat. Cod coated 2766 02:16:21.520 --> 02:16:24.479 it and so like I I coughed and then that 2767 02:16:24.520 --> 02:16:28.960 ship win my eye. Candy in your eyes is insane, 2768 02:16:29.039 --> 02:16:31.399 like syrup on your context. 2769 02:16:31.840 --> 02:16:35.799 I immediately jumped up and I and I spun. It 2770 02:16:35.920 --> 02:16:39.680 was so painful, I remember vivid like you crash band. 2771 02:16:40.600 --> 02:16:43.719 It was so painful. It was so sharp that I 2772 02:16:43.879 --> 02:16:46.959 got up and spung. It was so funny, like you 2773 02:16:47.159 --> 02:16:49.559 because you know you can't run away from it. Yeah, 2774 02:16:49.639 --> 02:16:51.600 like you have to move quick. So the only ass 2775 02:16:51.719 --> 02:16:52.879 is like I've got to spin in place. 2776 02:16:52.959 --> 02:16:53.760 You gotta do something. 2777 02:16:53.799 --> 02:16:56.760 Man, that's my friend got bleaching his eye once? 2778 02:16:57.479 --> 02:16:59.920 Is he okay? Yea? He made that's kind of crazy 2779 02:17:01.000 --> 02:17:02.959 fun Did have you remember were doing. 2780 02:17:02.879 --> 02:17:19.920 Something that's fucking insane? It's so basic it's so basic. 2781 02:17:20.479 --> 02:17:24.079 But anyway that that's that toy sounds sick. I missed 2782 02:17:24.079 --> 02:17:28.840 the grabbers, the grabber toys, the little claws, like the 2783 02:17:29.360 --> 02:17:31.959 it was like it was a yellow handle, a black 2784 02:17:32.079 --> 02:17:34.760 bar and like a red I needed one of those. 2785 02:17:37.079 --> 02:17:40.280 One actually too high for from some storage stuff, and 2786 02:17:40.280 --> 02:17:42.719 I was like, fuck, grabber would be great written. 2787 02:17:42.799 --> 02:17:48.920 Short stupid midget problems anyway, right, yeah, stupid. You know. 2788 02:17:49.079 --> 02:17:51.280 So she's just like putting ship on, like, oh, thanks, 2789 02:17:51.520 --> 02:17:54.639 I forgot your Your wife is a basketball player. Yeah, 2790 02:17:54.719 --> 02:17:58.799 she's a European basketball player, and then uh g flunked out. 2791 02:17:58.879 --> 02:18:03.159 You know. She she caught gambling in the wa illegally 2792 02:18:03.159 --> 02:18:06.079 gambling after after she busted her leg open. Right, yeah, 2793 02:18:06.120 --> 02:18:11.600 that's what he goes like a doubleby le basketball player, 2794 02:18:11.639 --> 02:18:16.200 like broke its likes like after shoot you gotta commissions, 2795 02:18:16.200 --> 02:18:20.280 coming over and trying to shoot you game the game 2796 02:18:20.920 --> 02:18:21.879 with a elephant gun. 2797 02:18:22.040 --> 02:18:24.719 His motherfucker's like fumbling with the AMMO and stuff, trying 2798 02:18:24.719 --> 02:18:25.600 to hurry up and shoot you. 2799 02:18:26.159 --> 02:18:28.479 He's doing on some level, if you if you get 2800 02:18:28.520 --> 02:18:29.799 paid that much to do it, I feel like there 2801 02:18:29.879 --> 02:18:32.040 is there should be that kind of a risk because 2802 02:18:32.040 --> 02:18:34.760 they insane amount of money for like what they do 2803 02:18:35.239 --> 02:18:37.000 what in the n B A. 2804 02:18:37.319 --> 02:18:38.959 Yeah, well, just not gonna be specifically. 2805 02:18:39.120 --> 02:18:40.760 I just think sports in it, like the money that 2806 02:18:40.760 --> 02:18:42.680 like a football player makes. Actually, yeah, like a professional 2807 02:18:42.799 --> 02:18:46.959 sports soccer player makes. That's what we're talking about, soccer player, 2808 02:18:47.040 --> 02:18:48.360 he said. He said, Okay, he. 2809 02:18:48.399 --> 02:18:51.719 Must be talking about You're talking about like soccer, right, football, 2810 02:18:53.239 --> 02:18:55.079 I'm talking about just in general, Like I don't even 2811 02:18:55.120 --> 02:18:57.040 care what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I thought you 2812 02:18:57.079 --> 02:18:59.120 said that, because that's like the I thought he meant that, 2813 02:18:59.200 --> 02:19:00.879 because that's the highest he's. 2814 02:19:00.479 --> 02:19:02.959 Not gonna say. So he's not gonna say football. We're Americans. 2815 02:19:03.280 --> 02:19:06.840 I don't say football, you mean football American, Bob. I 2816 02:19:09.200 --> 02:19:11.840 I just thought maybe he did because especially you know, 2817 02:19:12.040 --> 02:19:17.799 being if you're if you're if you're related to like 2818 02:19:17.920 --> 02:19:20.399 a Caribbean or you wouldn't you say football. 2819 02:19:21.520 --> 02:19:24.799 No, I mean we just say soccer in general because 2820 02:19:24.840 --> 02:19:27.719 it's just we're American. I just I just I. 2821 02:19:27.760 --> 02:19:31.239 Abandoned that so long ago, only because if we're speaking Spanish. 2822 02:19:31.000 --> 02:19:33.239 Will say football. I just I just I abandoned it 2823 02:19:33.479 --> 02:19:36.479 just because soccer. I don't know, I think it's just 2824 02:19:36.479 --> 02:19:39.360 say soccer. You gotta say soccer. I just I can't. 2825 02:19:39.399 --> 02:19:40.719 I can't get on board with it. It's just it's 2826 02:19:40.760 --> 02:19:44.600 too stupid. It's more like the American football football, so 2827 02:19:44.680 --> 02:19:48.239 fucking stupid football. I hate it. We say, they say football, 2828 02:19:48.600 --> 02:19:52.079 but right, well, because it's a football, we say football 2829 02:19:52.120 --> 02:19:57.239 with a you. Yes, we don't say so but anyway, 2830 02:19:57.319 --> 02:20:00.600 any whatever mean is that I haven't been even reading this, 2831 02:20:01.000 --> 02:20:04.600 but football is is football is football. But these toys, 2832 02:20:05.000 --> 02:20:07.360 these toys sound cool. I can't. What was the do 2833 02:20:07.440 --> 02:20:08.840 you remember the last toy you bought? 2834 02:20:10.319 --> 02:20:14.000 I literally have in my Amazon cart because it's Prime 2835 02:20:14.079 --> 02:20:17.280 day right now. How about like not sex. 2836 02:20:17.159 --> 02:20:19.159 Toy, not adult toy, still toys. 2837 02:20:19.200 --> 02:20:20.959 I play with him, I said, But not an adult 2838 02:20:21.000 --> 02:20:22.879 toy though I played with him, I played with When 2839 02:20:23.159 --> 02:20:24.719 them cool? But I'm just saying I use them as 2840 02:20:24.760 --> 02:20:29.840 like toys, like the last uh child toy you bought? 2841 02:20:32.479 --> 02:20:34.159 I have a four ye old Virgin is stayed in 2842 02:20:34.239 --> 02:20:37.159 my Amazon cart. No, it's seven dollars. What do you say, 2843 02:20:37.239 --> 02:20:40.760 forty year old Virgin Action finger? Yeah? What are you saying? 2844 02:20:40.920 --> 02:20:43.799 There's a four year old vision on Amazon seven dollars 2845 02:20:44.120 --> 02:20:46.959 and Steve Correll with his pants down and the the 2846 02:20:47.639 --> 02:20:51.159 the Yeah, when he was doing the chest waxing scene, 2847 02:20:51.559 --> 02:20:55.239 which was like improvised, which was makes sense because it 2848 02:20:55.319 --> 02:20:56.799 wasn't that funny to me, Like the stuff that he 2849 02:20:56.920 --> 02:20:59.959 was saying. He's just like, oh, I'm a oh. Kelly 2850 02:21:00.040 --> 02:21:03.600 Clarkson was like, that's not that funny, and the ship, Yeah, 2851 02:21:03.639 --> 02:21:05.399 that's exactly what. And then I saw behind the scenes 2852 02:21:05.399 --> 02:21:07.159 and I'm like, oh, that's why it's not funny. He's 2853 02:21:07.239 --> 02:21:10.639 just literally improvised. I was always curious about why this sucks. 2854 02:21:12.280 --> 02:21:16.680 Was literally getting wacke. It starts bleeding, it shows as bleeding, 2855 02:21:17.040 --> 02:21:18.760 so he got waxed for the first time ever. And 2856 02:21:18.840 --> 02:21:20.479 then he's just saying whatever, like to say whatever I 2857 02:21:20.520 --> 02:21:20.680 want to. 2858 02:21:20.840 --> 02:21:22.440 I want to see a commentary track like that where 2859 02:21:22.440 --> 02:21:24.399 it's just like, yeah, this is bart with so Steve 2860 02:21:24.520 --> 02:21:28.879 like improvised all this garbage, none of it, and yeah, 2861 02:21:28.959 --> 02:21:32.000 none of it was good and we just had to 2862 02:21:32.159 --> 02:21:34.280 just complete ship. We thought about just recasting him for 2863 02:21:34.319 --> 02:21:36.159 this scene alone, and we thought that might have been 2864 02:21:36.159 --> 02:21:38.680 funny in and of itself, but we were just kind 2865 02:21:38.680 --> 02:21:40.879 of we didn't have the budget, so let him. We 2866 02:21:41.000 --> 02:21:42.840 let him. We let him give us everything we had, 2867 02:21:42.959 --> 02:21:45.399 anything he had and none of it was even remotely good. 2868 02:21:45.520 --> 02:21:49.840 So all of it. I love the idea of like 2869 02:21:49.879 --> 02:21:52.200 a movie commentary track just shitting all over the movie 2870 02:21:52.239 --> 02:21:55.319 that that they just sold the You just like, yeah, 2871 02:21:55.399 --> 02:21:59.000 we built this out of fucking garbage. That's not even 2872 02:21:59.079 --> 02:22:04.440 really Heath Ledger, he was already dead. We actually did 2873 02:22:04.479 --> 02:22:09.639 this with entirely with a I wow, fut on the 2874 02:22:09.719 --> 02:22:12.639 usual unusual suspects or whatever, with completely with a I like, 2875 02:22:12.719 --> 02:22:14.479 we actually just gave this to a fucking dog and 2876 02:22:15.879 --> 02:22:17.799 he just typed it out and we just thought it 2877 02:22:17.879 --> 02:22:19.920 was good enough, so we just ran with it. But 2878 02:22:20.079 --> 02:22:21.840 Kevin Spacey on board and then the rest was history. 2879 02:22:22.840 --> 02:22:24.639 I'm gonna go to the bathroom and then he just leaves. 2880 02:22:24.680 --> 02:22:27.200 It's like a stream. 2881 02:22:29.559 --> 02:22:35.959 It's like, oh my god, Hassan being I need Hassan 2882 02:22:36.040 --> 02:22:39.000 to to be in a movie and to be in 2883 02:22:39.040 --> 02:22:41.040 a movie, and then he does commentary tracks. 2884 02:22:42.079 --> 02:22:48.680 Fucking amazing. So I want to work out for a bit. 2885 02:22:48.959 --> 02:22:55.040 I walked my dog, Uh fuck the fuck? What do 2886 02:22:55.120 --> 02:22:55.440 you mean? 2887 02:22:55.680 --> 02:22:55.719 What? 2888 02:22:56.040 --> 02:23:02.239 What's the what? What do you mean? Fucking That clip 2889 02:23:02.280 --> 02:23:04.520 is hysterical to me, though, man like the order tuned 2890 02:23:05.000 --> 02:23:06.920 him getting angry at people because I think that was 2891 02:23:06.959 --> 02:23:10.040 like he was streaming something like seriously political or something. 2892 02:23:10.319 --> 02:23:11.479 He was on the same day as like a State 2893 02:23:11.520 --> 02:23:13.719 of Player or whatever. People were like, you want to 2894 02:23:13.760 --> 02:23:15.239 see the state of Players, Like if you're here for 2895 02:23:15.280 --> 02:23:19.639 the state to play, fucking leave, fucking leave, and it's 2896 02:23:19.680 --> 02:23:22.040 like auto tuned. So it just sounds insane. That's good, 2897 02:23:22.079 --> 02:23:26.479 I got I gotta see that anyway. Anyway, love the 2898 02:23:26.559 --> 02:23:29.200 show and I've been a fan since the Great Sleepy 2899 02:23:29.280 --> 02:23:32.120 Cast Migration. I don't know when that was. We have 2900 02:23:32.159 --> 02:23:33.559 a lot of sleepy cabin people. 2901 02:23:33.799 --> 02:23:37.120 Yeah, I see it in the recommendeds Like people also 2902 02:23:37.280 --> 02:23:37.719 listen to. 2903 02:23:38.360 --> 02:23:40.920 What the fuck you saying from a sleepy cast, right, 2904 02:23:41.120 --> 02:23:42.520 I'm saying audience. 2905 02:23:43.280 --> 02:23:47.159 Like the sleepy cat died, and then they're like, hey, 2906 02:23:47.239 --> 02:23:48.799 there's something relatively similar. 2907 02:23:48.799 --> 02:23:54.159 I mean, fucking uh that Zachary Zach was the first guest, 2908 02:23:54.200 --> 02:23:56.559 so it makes sense. I don't even know if his 2909 02:23:56.680 --> 02:23:57.680 name is actually Zachary. 2910 02:23:59.239 --> 02:24:01.840 I know something because like there's a guy crazy was 2911 02:24:02.120 --> 02:24:04.079 a person I know a person named John and his 2912 02:24:04.239 --> 02:24:05.159 name is just John. 2913 02:24:07.000 --> 02:24:09.319 It's not John. I know people like that too. Yeah, 2914 02:24:09.319 --> 02:24:11.159 I know John's that are actually John. 2915 02:24:11.520 --> 02:24:14.399 I think John Jones is that I think John and 2916 02:24:14.559 --> 02:24:17.600 jo In. I know that's not true, but I think 2917 02:24:17.719 --> 02:24:20.479 j o In is his name. It's not even Jonathan, 2918 02:24:20.520 --> 02:24:22.799 it's just Ja. I could be completely wrong. 2919 02:24:23.280 --> 02:24:24.559 John beat my wife Jones? 2920 02:24:25.840 --> 02:24:26.360 Is it John? 2921 02:24:26.440 --> 02:24:28.600 I've I've failed more drug test than probably almost any 2922 02:24:28.639 --> 02:24:29.639 other person in the league, and. 2923 02:24:29.600 --> 02:24:35.000 It's object j stands for jerking off now. That's badass 2924 02:24:35.879 --> 02:24:39.280 off jerking off now. Jones. 2925 02:24:40.639 --> 02:24:43.319 I think he's a really talented fighter, but oh god, yeah, 2926 02:24:43.319 --> 02:24:44.120 I just feel. 2927 02:24:43.920 --> 02:24:46.280 Like his you know, he he couldn't have gotten over 2928 02:24:46.280 --> 02:24:47.600 the edge because a lot of his fights were a 2929 02:24:47.639 --> 02:24:50.000 lot closer than people remember. So I feel like the 2930 02:24:50.280 --> 02:24:53.399 p D A great example is a chill Son and 2931 02:24:53.639 --> 02:24:57.239 being juiced up the gills. He was an obvious cheater 2932 02:24:57.280 --> 02:25:00.399 and he's the only person that's been object about it 2933 02:25:00.479 --> 02:25:03.120 and honest. And he was like, guys, I was so 2934 02:25:03.440 --> 02:25:06.399 sauced up, and John Jones was so much stronger than me. 2935 02:25:06.440 --> 02:25:09.840 I'm like, I know what you're on. Sorry, I know 2936 02:25:09.920 --> 02:25:15.479 what's going on here. Your podcast is only one is 2937 02:25:15.520 --> 02:25:17.600 the only one that truly appeals to my absurd, immature 2938 02:25:17.600 --> 02:25:19.159 sense of humor. Keep doing what you do, you doful 2939 02:25:19.159 --> 02:25:22.200 best appreciate that, man. Yeah, it's cool. I like that. Uh, 2940 02:25:22.440 --> 02:25:24.440 it's so funny because like it's it's it's such a 2941 02:25:24.479 --> 02:25:27.200 weird mix because we talk about politics kind of seriously 2942 02:25:27.559 --> 02:25:31.159 sometimes and then it just gets this half of the 2943 02:25:31.159 --> 02:25:33.760 show is completely alien to the first app jack off 2944 02:25:33.799 --> 02:25:36.399 what was it again? Already jerking off now? Jerking off now? Yeah, 2945 02:25:36.840 --> 02:25:37.479 jerking off now. 2946 02:25:37.600 --> 02:25:40.959 No, that's what I call music now featuring jerking off now. 2947 02:25:44.399 --> 02:25:47.440 Just penis music music. Penis music made me laugh so 2948 02:25:47.520 --> 02:25:50.399 hard the first time I heard it. Is it is 2949 02:25:50.440 --> 02:25:52.799 the only music that I have laughed at that didn't 2950 02:25:52.920 --> 02:25:56.799 have like a joke or a punchline where it does no, 2951 02:25:56.879 --> 02:25:59.239 but it is the punchline to a joke. No one's 2952 02:25:59.319 --> 02:26:03.479 telling it's great. It's such a weird like understanding why 2953 02:26:03.520 --> 02:26:07.440 it's called penis music. It's the let up, like the 2954 02:26:07.639 --> 02:26:11.120 setup is that it's called penis music, and the punchline 2955 02:26:11.200 --> 02:26:13.840 is hearing. It's just pressing, it's just pressing. I don't 2956 02:26:13.879 --> 02:26:16.120 have music that makes you want to ship? No, I 2957 02:26:16.239 --> 02:26:19.079 don't know. Is that like the like the like that 2958 02:26:19.239 --> 02:26:21.959 that the sludge kind of like like whatever, like a 2959 02:26:22.079 --> 02:26:25.719 fat ugly dog is on screen. It's like it's like 2960 02:26:26.200 --> 02:26:27.879 it's like gargling synthesizer. 2961 02:26:28.639 --> 02:26:30.799 It's it's the kind of sounds that make your stomach 2962 02:26:30.959 --> 02:26:33.000 move so you digest. 2963 02:26:32.799 --> 02:26:34.719 So you have to You ever heard that song I 2964 02:26:34.799 --> 02:26:42.520 can't stop like that? Oh yeah, yeah, that's something like 2965 02:26:42.639 --> 02:26:44.680 the Holocaust. Can't stop. 2966 02:26:44.719 --> 02:26:47.879 But I'm talking about that in the era of music, 2967 02:26:48.479 --> 02:26:51.520 when everybody stopped making real music and they're like, I 2968 02:26:51.600 --> 02:26:54.040 can get rich just making toilet sounds. 2969 02:26:54.360 --> 02:26:58.840 That shows dope. I tell you every day. I am gay. Oh, 2970 02:26:58.920 --> 02:27:05.399 I am so little not sax. I am gay. Dad, 2971 02:27:05.520 --> 02:27:09.479 I mentioned that I'm gay. Everybody knows I'm gay, But 2972 02:27:09.559 --> 02:27:13.479 did you know it too? Sucking cock a fucking ass 2973 02:27:13.639 --> 02:27:17.280 a fucking but hey, I am real gay. I think 2974 02:27:17.319 --> 02:27:20.600 industry maybe is last industy maybe is let me a 2975 02:27:21.120 --> 02:27:26.559 great like it's a great song. Yeah, except for Jack 2976 02:27:26.600 --> 02:27:30.440 Carlow Jack so slightly. I'm straight. I'm straight. He's gay, 2977 02:27:30.479 --> 02:27:33.159 but I'm straight. I'm I really don't want it. It's true. 2978 02:27:33.879 --> 02:27:38.760 I'm not. I'm not him call me that I would, 2979 02:27:39.000 --> 02:27:44.040 I would reac out of the tracks. So good, I'm not. 2980 02:27:44.159 --> 02:27:46.079 I'm not. I don't tell that. I'm okay. I'm doing 2981 02:27:46.079 --> 02:27:48.040 it with him, but I am straight. By I love women. 2982 02:27:48.040 --> 02:27:49.719 I love women. I love women. I love women, and 2983 02:27:49.799 --> 02:27:55.680 then it cuts back the bro what the what was that? A? 2984 02:27:56.120 --> 02:28:04.559 What the fuck? Anyway, let's get some more questions here. Yeah, 2985 02:28:04.559 --> 02:28:08.639 I mean that makes sense, Skeeter Jordan Skeeterson wrote in 2986 02:28:08.760 --> 02:28:11.239 he says, would you guys, would you guys ever consider 2987 02:28:11.360 --> 02:28:14.799 going to Australia to go on Cold Ones? Yes, or 2988 02:28:15.399 --> 02:28:17.000 or invite them to LA to be on this nark tank. 2989 02:28:17.600 --> 02:28:19.280 That would be I mean, they're not doing that. They're 2990 02:28:19.280 --> 02:28:22.200 not doing that. But if I absolutely I should talk 2991 02:28:22.200 --> 02:28:23.680 to Max in a while. I don't think I've ever 2992 02:28:23.840 --> 02:28:25.559 spoken to me. I've only dm'd with him a couple 2993 02:28:25.600 --> 02:28:28.760 of times. But uh, if I was ever, if I 2994 02:28:28.799 --> 02:28:30.280 ever had the opportunity go on Cold Ones, I would 2995 02:28:30.280 --> 02:28:32.319 absolutely do it. I just don't think I'm high profile 2996 02:28:32.440 --> 02:28:34.920 enough to do that, mainly because I just haven't made 2997 02:28:34.959 --> 02:28:36.040 anything in a while. 2998 02:28:36.680 --> 02:28:41.520 I have one interaction with with Maximofo, only one, and 2999 02:28:41.639 --> 02:28:43.520 I don't remember why I replied. 3000 02:28:43.680 --> 02:28:48.280 I replied with so I, uh, Super. 3001 02:28:48.399 --> 02:28:50.200 I don't know if he shared a picture of Super 3002 02:28:50.280 --> 02:28:52.959 Mario with Mario with his balls out or something. 3003 02:28:53.280 --> 02:28:54.799 I don't remember. It sounds about right. 3004 02:28:54.920 --> 02:28:57.680 All I know is that I you know, took the 3005 02:28:57.760 --> 02:28:59.920 photo and I stretched it like to make his balls 3006 02:29:00.399 --> 02:29:03.600 way bigger, Like I just stretched it and replied. Then 3007 02:29:03.639 --> 02:29:06.680 he reacted, that's the only reaction I've never talked about. 3008 02:29:07.000 --> 02:29:10.040 Yeah, I like, I haven't. I haven't watched every single 3009 02:29:10.040 --> 02:29:11.440 episode of the show or anything, but I've seen a 3010 02:29:11.479 --> 02:29:14.120 couple episodes and that's a solid it's a great premise. 3011 02:29:14.200 --> 02:29:16.760 I love the idea. I think they're really they're funny. 3012 02:29:16.840 --> 02:29:18.559 They're fun I love the ones where they like uh 3013 02:29:20.360 --> 02:29:22.360 where they they do like they just pay for a 3014 02:29:22.399 --> 02:29:24.319 bunch of cameos or they pay a bunch of five 3015 02:29:24.360 --> 02:29:27.000 for people. Did you like crazy shit? Yeah, those are 3016 02:29:27.040 --> 02:29:30.000 the best and they're funny. I like them. I just 3017 02:29:30.600 --> 02:29:32.719 I'm so out of contact with a lot of YouTube 3018 02:29:32.719 --> 02:29:34.120 because I just haven't been active there. I've been more 3019 02:29:34.159 --> 02:29:38.200 of in the podcast space, could you, I guess. But 3020 02:29:38.280 --> 02:29:40.639 the thing is like the thing also, yeah, he said, 3021 02:29:40.719 --> 02:29:44.520 I kind of like flying to Australia. It's a lot 3022 02:29:44.639 --> 02:29:50.360 for me, a lot. I don't. I get five hours 3023 02:29:50.399 --> 02:29:53.680 into a flight, I'm really itching, Like I'm really like 3024 02:29:53.840 --> 02:29:56.840 I'm at my limit. Really, yeah, I have like I don't. 3025 02:29:56.920 --> 02:30:02.360 I'm not good. I'm not claustrophobic really, but it's scales 3026 02:30:02.559 --> 02:30:05.399 the longer, like five hours in like a coffin. I'm 3027 02:30:06.440 --> 02:30:10.959 you know, of stressing the out coffin and so like, yeah, 3028 02:30:11.559 --> 02:30:14.200 the idea is gonna come gonna fall out because I'm 3029 02:30:14.440 --> 02:30:19.239 jacking off the whole time. Eventually the coffins like fucking 3030 02:30:19.399 --> 02:30:25.920 bulging and gross, like, let's wrong that? Uh yeah, I 3031 02:30:26.040 --> 02:30:28.040 came in there a lot, No, dude. 3032 02:30:27.879 --> 02:30:27.959 I. 3033 02:30:30.559 --> 02:30:35.920 I I've been thinking about because because again we don't 3034 02:30:35.959 --> 02:30:37.440 have a manager or anything set up, and don't have 3035 02:30:37.479 --> 02:30:40.559 agents anything like too gay to set that up. It 3036 02:30:40.719 --> 02:30:43.200 really is just a I was actually, you know, I 3037 02:30:43.319 --> 02:30:48.440 was just finally thinking about I think what if I 3038 02:30:48.559 --> 02:30:50.559 crushed that? What did I crush your balls? I think 3039 02:30:50.760 --> 02:30:54.079 I feel like the show is over? Do you think 3040 02:30:54.120 --> 02:30:54.840 you would quit over that? 3041 02:30:56.719 --> 02:30:58.840 I think it's also the idea of like just digging 3042 02:30:58.879 --> 02:31:01.520 into someone's pants, like everybody's talking, everybody's having a compeition. 3043 02:31:01.840 --> 02:31:05.559 Somebody you start quaking, he's quickly the last day growing 3044 02:31:05.559 --> 02:31:07.440 and suck it just a little bit. No no, no, 3045 02:31:07.559 --> 02:31:09.120 no sucking. But you're like you're like digging, like you're 3046 02:31:09.159 --> 02:31:12.159 looking for change, like like you changed, how do you 3047 02:31:12.280 --> 02:31:14.399 come back? From that man. I was just looking for 3048 02:31:16.639 --> 02:31:18.639 about about I thought I saw a dollar. My bad, 3049 02:31:18.879 --> 02:31:23.200 I thought I saw a dollar in your fucking underwear. Dude, dollar, 3050 02:31:24.239 --> 02:31:27.399 Have you seen that? As you were Have you seen 3051 02:31:27.440 --> 02:31:31.120 that homeless Asian guy that hangs around to CBS? No, yes, 3052 02:31:31.360 --> 02:31:34.799 and ralphs oh no, I mean you seeing that guy. 3053 02:31:35.399 --> 02:31:37.840 I gotta be honest with you. I go to these 3054 02:31:37.879 --> 02:31:40.799 places in like a zone like where like I'm kind 3055 02:31:40.799 --> 02:31:41.559 of an autopilot. 3056 02:31:41.639 --> 02:31:44.079 This guy is hard to miss because he's a little aggressive. 3057 02:31:44.680 --> 02:31:46.920 He's like nice but also aggressive, and he usually has 3058 02:31:46.959 --> 02:31:47.760 a sign he's. 3059 02:31:50.520 --> 02:31:53.719 Here's a sign that just says money. It's like, you've 3060 02:31:53.840 --> 02:31:59.000 gotta try harder than that, dude. I respect that. I'm 3061 02:31:59.000 --> 02:32:01.760 gonn give him fifty bucks somebody. I love that. 3062 02:32:01.959 --> 02:32:04.760 He's like he's like angry all the time too, so 3063 02:32:04.840 --> 02:32:08.760 it's just says Bundy and like, you're buddy. 3064 02:32:08.879 --> 02:32:11.159 I don't donate money people skills. 3065 02:32:11.600 --> 02:32:14.959 I don't donate I already forgot my point of bringing 3066 02:32:15.000 --> 02:32:17.920 them up. Okay, well great, yeah I have money on them. 3067 02:32:18.360 --> 02:32:20.600 We're just talking. Oh never mind, Yeah, I was good, Yeah, 3068 02:32:20.639 --> 02:32:22.319 go ahead. Yeah. Anyway, like the flight to the flight 3069 02:32:22.399 --> 02:32:25.079 to Australia, is kind of hard for me, like hours 3070 02:32:25.079 --> 02:32:28.760 on a plane layovers included. Uh, I don't mind a 3071 02:32:28.840 --> 02:32:30.879 layover if it's that long. The thing to me is 3072 02:32:30.959 --> 02:32:32.840 like the the idea of getting off a plane to 3073 02:32:32.920 --> 02:32:35.000 me means the journey is over. And so the idea 3074 02:32:35.000 --> 02:32:36.479 of like getting off a plane only to get back 3075 02:32:36.520 --> 02:32:39.360 on when immediately like it's just like it would be 3076 02:32:39.440 --> 02:32:42.360 like like you're safe crashing or something, and then you 3077 02:32:42.440 --> 02:32:44.559 gotta go like all the way back. I don't mind. 3078 02:32:44.600 --> 02:32:47.799 I've already do. I've I had the worst experience. You've 3079 02:32:47.840 --> 02:32:50.040 flown already to Europe. I've never flown out. I was 3080 02:32:50.319 --> 02:32:54.319 in for first. I had a layover re sevented hours 3081 02:32:54.719 --> 02:32:57.719 in Canada one time. And here's the thing. 3082 02:32:58.120 --> 02:33:00.879 It was during COVID time where Canada was locked down, 3083 02:33:01.479 --> 02:33:03.799 so me as an American, I couldn't just I couldn't go. 3084 02:33:04.200 --> 02:33:06.520 And then all they had was four hundred dollars fucking 3085 02:33:06.639 --> 02:33:08.079 uh hotels. 3086 02:33:08.600 --> 02:33:10.399 I almost paid for it, and I was like, no, 3087 02:33:10.680 --> 02:33:13.719 I refuse in the airport. I slept the airport. I 3088 02:33:13.840 --> 02:33:16.959 was fucking off. I've done that before, airport. I'll kill myself. 3089 02:33:17.600 --> 02:33:19.239 I wanted. It's not that it's really not that bad. 3090 02:33:19.319 --> 02:33:21.680 I can't. I can't, I guess for seventeen hours. That's 3091 02:33:21.680 --> 02:33:25.000 a why I wanted to kill myself. I can't. 3092 02:33:25.360 --> 02:33:27.479 I can't relax while I'm near planes or in planes. 3093 02:33:27.520 --> 02:33:33.719 I've definitely slept. I've definitely slept at airports before because 3094 02:33:33.719 --> 02:33:35.000 I remember like there was a flight that I had 3095 02:33:35.040 --> 02:33:37.840 to take at like four am or like five am 3096 02:33:37.920 --> 02:33:40.520 the next day, and nobody could take me at that 3097 02:33:40.799 --> 02:33:42.799 time or like a couple hours before. So I just 3098 02:33:42.879 --> 02:33:46.520 like went there like at like eleven the previous night. Yeah, 3099 02:33:46.559 --> 02:33:49.319 and then I just kind of like slept. I didn't 3100 02:33:49.319 --> 02:33:51.479 even go through security. I slept like in the in 3101 02:33:51.760 --> 02:33:55.399 like before security, and then I went through. But uh, 3102 02:33:56.040 --> 02:33:58.159 I don't have the chocolate because I think security doesn't 3103 02:33:58.159 --> 02:34:00.280 open until a certain point. So iess like fuck, I 3104 02:34:00.280 --> 02:34:03.600 gotta like, yeah, really annoying it was. I got there 3105 02:34:03.719 --> 02:34:05.799 like it wasn't eleven. I'm missing the time specifically, but 3106 02:34:05.879 --> 02:34:07.520 it was like a really awkward time. Well I can't 3107 02:34:07.559 --> 02:34:09.600 do it. You're gonna have to do it anyway. Yeah, 3108 02:34:09.639 --> 02:34:11.360 I would go. I would go if they offered me 3109 02:34:11.440 --> 02:34:14.559 to go to if they wanted me to go to, Sure. 3110 02:34:15.159 --> 02:34:17.000 I would have London again, maybe but even that dude, 3111 02:34:17.040 --> 02:34:18.200 that was at the end of my rope for that 3112 02:34:18.239 --> 02:34:20.520 flight we're going I was at the end of the flight. 3113 02:34:20.600 --> 02:34:24.000 I was literally like hysterico, hoa, prepare yourself. I mean, 3114 02:34:24.040 --> 02:34:26.479 all you need is ann X. That's literally I got to. 3115 02:34:26.440 --> 02:34:27.600 Be a little nervous and I won't be able to 3116 02:34:27.600 --> 02:34:30.360 fall SEP. Still, no, I disagree. You underest me a 3117 02:34:30.399 --> 02:34:33.959 nervous acond game. You've never had nags before, so I've 3118 02:34:34.040 --> 02:34:39.680 never sold it. So anyway, we're gonna read the names 3119 02:34:39.680 --> 02:34:41.680 of our twenty five dollars patrons. Now, thank you all 3120 02:34:42.280 --> 02:34:44.479 for I don't know, this is a weird episode. Uh, 3121 02:34:45.120 --> 02:34:48.760 thank you for popping in, Uh Patroon of Complash of 3122 02:34:48.799 --> 02:34:50.719 stark Tank, if you want early access to ad for 3123 02:34:50.760 --> 02:34:56.639 you all that ship, all that fucking Oh yeah, snark 3124 02:34:56.680 --> 02:34:58.280 Tank got chopped as well. For merch. We got some 3125 02:34:58.440 --> 02:35:01.120 shirts over there. They're gonna work. I think'm gonna try 3126 02:35:01.120 --> 02:35:05.360 and make that. Uh it was till thirty eight. It's 3127 02:35:05.399 --> 02:35:08.799 in the it's in the whatever single by thirty five, 3128 02:35:08.840 --> 02:35:12.239 Dead by thirty eight. That's fucking badass picture of me 3129 02:35:12.559 --> 02:35:16.600 all these fucking now I think I just want words. Yeah, 3130 02:35:16.760 --> 02:35:18.840 it was just the word thing. So like all these 3131 02:35:18.959 --> 02:35:25.840 dumb ass millennial fucking idiot women. Yeah, buy them, dumb 3132 02:35:25.879 --> 02:35:30.280 ass millennial idiot women. They got bills show that like 3133 02:35:30.639 --> 02:35:37.159 FX would produce stupid bitches. Dumb ass stupid bitches. The show. Hey, 3134 02:35:37.239 --> 02:35:40.559 what the it's a show like girls or something or 3135 02:35:40.680 --> 02:35:43.280 like what was the that week? Yeah, brought that's the 3136 02:35:43.319 --> 02:35:44.760 one I was. I was gonna say the show that 3137 02:35:44.799 --> 02:35:48.280 they had Hillary Clinton on, Oh god, yeah on broad 3138 02:35:48.280 --> 02:35:50.399 City made me hate that show. Wow, the show is 3139 02:35:50.399 --> 02:35:54.440 actually funny? Is that the show with the show, No, 3140 02:35:54.639 --> 02:35:57.479 that's two broke broads or two broke bitches. That's two 3141 02:35:57.559 --> 02:36:03.319 porch sluts toes, actually two and povered sluts. That's what 3142 02:36:07.200 --> 02:36:14.479 two girls girls? Okay, sorry those words. Those words are 3143 02:36:14.520 --> 02:36:18.000 so interchangeable. So it's actually called two Broke girls. Yeah, yeah, 3144 02:36:18.079 --> 02:36:20.120 it's then who's. 3145 02:36:20.600 --> 02:36:24.239 The one that was on Comedy Central with that Jewish forgot. 3146 02:36:24.040 --> 02:36:28.520 Her name, Sarah Silverman that she's the only Yeah, he's 3147 02:36:28.600 --> 02:36:32.319 only female, she's only like the only female Jewish comedians. 3148 02:36:34.120 --> 02:36:37.639 Oh yeah, yes, she's a baby though technically of course, 3149 02:36:38.040 --> 02:36:43.239 I mean that's why she's not funny like this. I've 3150 02:36:43.280 --> 02:36:47.600 never heard her say what I'm charitable. I'm pretty charitable too, 3151 02:36:47.760 --> 02:36:51.079 And she's not funny. Melissa McCarthy, I think, is also 3152 02:36:51.200 --> 02:36:53.159 not that funny. But like I've seen her be funny. 3153 02:36:53.239 --> 02:36:56.079 She said, yeah, can be funny, she said moments. She 3154 02:36:56.120 --> 02:36:57.719 can't be funny if she's even the right material. But 3155 02:36:57.879 --> 02:36:59.879 like I've never seen Amy. She more funny than anything. 3156 02:37:00.000 --> 02:37:03.559 I think the funny the joke is that she is famous. Yeah, 3157 02:37:04.319 --> 02:37:09.079 that's funny. Yeah, it's very surprising. And understand when I 3158 02:37:09.120 --> 02:37:11.760 say that is that I believe this because women are less. 3159 02:37:12.760 --> 02:37:15.000 It's suck because Amy super validates. 3160 02:37:14.559 --> 02:37:16.120 A lot of I want there to be no I 3161 02:37:16.159 --> 02:37:19.360 want there to be no confusion. But where I stand 3162 02:37:19.399 --> 02:37:21.799 on the issue of misogyny, which is that I supported wholeheartedly. 3163 02:37:21.920 --> 02:37:22.680 I fully support. 3164 02:37:22.760 --> 02:37:25.520 You're aware of it, right, aware of what misogyny? 3165 02:37:25.840 --> 02:37:31.280 What's that kind of cool? That is that not a dish? 3166 02:37:31.440 --> 02:37:34.559 It works, it's it's cool, But it's not a lot 3167 02:37:34.559 --> 02:37:36.520 of damage to men too that men just don't understand. 3168 02:37:36.520 --> 02:37:38.440 It's really interesting, it's really interesting. 3169 02:37:38.639 --> 02:37:40.799 Misogy would be fine if the Internet didn't exist, massage, 3170 02:37:40.799 --> 02:37:41.319 it would be fine. 3171 02:37:44.040 --> 02:37:48.120 I know what you mean, sentiment that you're I understand 3172 02:37:48.440 --> 02:37:51.479 what I think you're trying to say, I disagree with 3173 02:37:51.680 --> 02:37:55.520 everything about that because it was because because the Internet 3174 02:37:56.159 --> 02:37:59.840 gathers people together and so like it's like it's like 3175 02:37:59.879 --> 02:38:02.120 the same concept as like a village idiot. We're like 3176 02:38:03.120 --> 02:38:05.639 it was okay to have a village idiot, but because 3177 02:38:05.680 --> 02:38:08.600 the Internet exists, now the village idiots have gathered together 3178 02:38:08.719 --> 02:38:11.559 and formed village idiot Land, and they have their own 3179 02:38:11.600 --> 02:38:15.159 like village idiot constitution, and like, you know, they and 3180 02:38:15.200 --> 02:38:16.959 they're and they're like kind of like and they they 3181 02:38:17.399 --> 02:38:19.559 they egg each other on in their cycle of like 3182 02:38:19.639 --> 02:38:21.799 being like, oh, we're proud of how stupid we are. Actually, 3183 02:38:22.239 --> 02:38:23.520 so I know what you're saying in the sense of 3184 02:38:23.680 --> 02:38:25.840 like I knows what I'm saying is retarded, but you 3185 02:38:25.920 --> 02:38:30.079 get it. The town, like the town misogynists would be like, oh, 3186 02:38:30.200 --> 02:38:32.920 how quirky. Yeah, But what happened. 3187 02:38:32.959 --> 02:38:36.639 What happens is that the town misogynists, a lot of 3188 02:38:36.680 --> 02:38:39.440 the town goers about this. They don't have to go 3189 02:38:39.799 --> 02:38:44.200 They're still not enough to build a city. Now there's 3190 02:38:44.239 --> 02:38:48.920 the big sphere. I think that we build the city, 3191 02:38:49.319 --> 02:38:51.200 But I think the problem was people weren't to have 3192 02:38:51.319 --> 02:38:53.159 the balls to be a part of the city. Which 3193 02:38:53.200 --> 02:38:55.159 has built like a rap Now they're a part of it, 3194 02:38:55.239 --> 02:38:56.920 and they're like, I'm fine with it. I'm a fine 3195 02:38:56.959 --> 02:38:59.079 thinking my wife should not be able begin to abortion, 3196 02:38:59.159 --> 02:39:00.239 have to get raped, and this like. 3197 02:39:04.680 --> 02:39:13.120 My idea. But could you did you repeat that we 3198 02:39:13.159 --> 02:39:16.639 should build a rapture for him, a rapture from sitting underwater, 3199 02:39:16.760 --> 02:39:17.959 just full of people who wait on this. 3200 02:39:19.280 --> 02:39:22.600 They all become gay eventually they clearly is it like 3201 02:39:23.479 --> 02:39:26.799 exact Replica does have all the bells and whistles that. 3202 02:39:28.040 --> 02:39:31.600 Is rapture exactly down to the economic despair and the 3203 02:39:31.879 --> 02:39:34.360 and the mutations and demons running around, they have to 3204 02:39:34.440 --> 02:39:37.000 be chastes the big Daddy. It actually starts off with 3205 02:39:37.120 --> 02:39:39.760 the demons too, So it's like we're gonna import some demons. 3206 02:39:40.280 --> 02:39:45.559 That's crazy. They will be God moment moment. 3207 02:39:45.799 --> 02:39:47.600 We'll make it funnies that most of them will try 3208 02:39:47.639 --> 02:39:50.079 to challenge and stuff to be I'm not afraid, You've 3209 02:39:50.079 --> 02:39:51.920 gotta go do this, And a big Daddy would. 3210 02:39:51.680 --> 02:39:55.399 Have one of them. What's so scary of Big Daddy? 3211 02:39:55.399 --> 02:39:59.399 And then they get drilled just immediately. Did I remember 3212 02:39:59.440 --> 02:40:03.200 those are just riking image When I first the CGI 3213 02:40:03.319 --> 02:40:06.159 BioShock trailer where the guy just gets a drill thrown 3214 02:40:06.280 --> 02:40:08.840 through his fucking stomach is like one of the most 3215 02:40:08.920 --> 02:40:11.360 like that was like, whoa, we're here. 3216 02:40:11.639 --> 02:40:13.319 Picking up the Shotgune scene is is gonna be a 3217 02:40:13.360 --> 02:40:16.079 memorable one for me? I'm like, oh, there's everything's dark. 3218 02:40:16.319 --> 02:40:19.079 That game is so good man. Anyway, I guess you 3219 02:40:19.159 --> 02:40:21.959 just won't read the names play that game. But then 3220 02:40:21.959 --> 02:40:24.200 you should play Bioshot. That'd be a game literally would 3221 02:40:24.200 --> 02:40:26.520 not be a Lily. Lily can't play the first person games. 3222 02:40:26.520 --> 02:40:28.959 I get. I bet, dude, I want to play for Evil. 3223 02:40:29.079 --> 02:40:30.600 She can't do. And I'm like, honey, stopping. She can't 3224 02:40:30.600 --> 02:40:33.280 play I can't play Resid Evil. She can't play fucking 3225 02:40:33.680 --> 02:40:36.120 she can't play a first person shooter. Theresid evils so 3226 02:40:36.200 --> 02:40:40.959 much more grass, did you she she panics and every interaction, 3227 02:40:41.559 --> 02:40:44.000 like every single interaction with a zombie is a panic 3228 02:40:44.040 --> 02:40:47.000 from her. Co up with her in five when it 3229 02:40:47.079 --> 02:40:49.680 comes out again. Yeah, it's just still panic that she 3230 02:40:49.760 --> 02:40:52.840 doesn't have. You can just take up a slack. That's 3231 02:40:53.280 --> 02:40:54.879 I hope I can still. I don't know. I'm sure 3232 02:40:55.200 --> 02:40:58.559 is that five is just like it's not panic induced. 3233 02:40:58.600 --> 02:41:01.040 I don't remember panics for me, because of the fact 3234 02:41:01.040 --> 02:41:03.079 that it's fun. No, the chainsaw guy scared me. I've 3235 02:41:03.079 --> 02:41:07.079 picked another gate. Plus help please help? Oh yeah, names 3236 02:41:07.319 --> 02:41:12.799 three two one Kingston pulling a dog's legs. See they 3237 02:41:12.840 --> 02:41:16.239 do stretch Rowan Mecky the Dead Spider. I put a 3238 02:41:16.319 --> 02:41:20.520 mortar launcher on the boot of a Fiat ponto uh 3239 02:41:20.920 --> 02:41:24.360 Neil Neil de grass Tyson explaining gravity to a falling child. 3240 02:41:25.440 --> 02:41:29.239 You're being pulled really towards the giant mass in the 3241 02:41:29.319 --> 02:41:31.639 center of the planet. Isn't that crazy how the ground 3242 02:41:31.719 --> 02:41:35.319 will pull you. You're being moved inwards. 3243 02:41:37.159 --> 02:41:40.479 And he's tumbling off a bridge at a certain point. 3244 02:41:40.600 --> 02:41:41.680 Child, But he'll be afraise. 3245 02:41:42.200 --> 02:41:45.479 If something gains mass, it eventually gains inward, pulled towards 3246 02:41:45.520 --> 02:41:47.760 the core of the said thing. So as you're falling 3247 02:41:47.879 --> 02:41:50.040 right now, the planet is pulling you towards. Secondly, the 3248 02:41:50.079 --> 02:41:50.920 planet's murdering you. 3249 02:41:51.040 --> 02:41:54.040 Child. Yeah, technically you're not even falling. You're flying towards 3250 02:41:54.440 --> 02:41:58.159 what what the planet really is? You're flying, you're ascending 3251 02:41:58.200 --> 02:42:03.600 it in someone in Australia be ascending just the wrong something. 3252 02:42:04.000 --> 02:42:05.879 He's just saying wrong ship. I mean, the kids think 3253 02:42:05.920 --> 02:42:08.399 it's whimsical. His kids hit his head on five girders. 3254 02:42:08.440 --> 02:42:11.440 Already he's gone. He's like fucking scent. 3255 02:42:11.639 --> 02:42:14.760 His face looks like the edge lego pieces. 3256 02:42:15.920 --> 02:42:18.879 Actually he's not gone. He's still here, but he has expired. 3257 02:42:20.319 --> 02:42:24.239 His body remains, but his mind is getting I think 3258 02:42:24.479 --> 02:42:28.559 by an elephant trunk Jesus delta Gamma, easing myself onto 3259 02:42:28.600 --> 02:42:32.479 an upright we remote. It's called the weimote. Okay is 3260 02:42:32.559 --> 02:42:39.360 it called It's called them. If you say WoT you 3261 02:42:39.360 --> 02:42:46.040 should be slaughtered, he should be tarred, feathered, retard, breaded 3262 02:42:46.200 --> 02:42:49.200 and then fried. How long are you gonna do it? 3263 02:42:49.239 --> 02:42:50.959 All that stuff on you? Like, would you be able 3264 02:42:51.000 --> 02:42:53.879 to like endure and get out the suffocated the tar 3265 02:42:53.959 --> 02:42:55.879 the first second you got the tar on good point, 3266 02:42:56.360 --> 02:42:58.520 like you hold your You're like you're getting fried, and 3267 02:42:58.559 --> 02:43:00.520 you're like you didn't hail you didn't hail a feather, 3268 02:43:00.559 --> 02:43:03.239 and then you die from that the idea somebody getting 3269 02:43:03.280 --> 02:43:05.760 out of the fryer and then they crack out and 3270 02:43:05.840 --> 02:43:06.680 then like that was crazy. 3271 02:43:06.680 --> 02:43:08.079 It was really hot in here for a little bit. 3272 02:43:08.399 --> 02:43:10.879 Idrekause you tarred me twice, you fucking idiot. 3273 02:43:12.399 --> 02:43:14.360 I read historically that happened in a feud of Japan 3274 02:43:14.440 --> 02:43:18.840 to gormand the Thief. Yeah, so you got deep fried 3275 02:43:19.120 --> 02:43:25.719 oil literally, but he can cracked the sealing somehow he endured. 3276 02:43:25.920 --> 02:43:30.360 Yeah. He he was holding his son above his hands. 3277 02:43:30.440 --> 02:43:33.559 He was like one piece. He jumps out of Okay, 3278 02:43:33.600 --> 02:43:38.799 well wear out? What well, I'm done. I'm done. I 3279 02:43:38.879 --> 02:43:43.120 quit the show. I mean you can just keep saying it. 3280 02:43:45.840 --> 02:43:51.680 I like that one piss you brought water there? What's 3281 02:43:51.719 --> 02:43:57.520 this pushy doing? This kind of tastes like soap? What 3282 02:43:58.639 --> 02:44:01.040 he's gummy bears? Are you eating gummy bears? Did they 3283 02:44:01.040 --> 02:44:03.120 put soap in them? It's probably one of those soap 3284 02:44:03.159 --> 02:44:07.559 gummy bears. It's kind of taste like it weird cilantro 3285 02:44:07.600 --> 02:44:10.600 gummy bears. I fucked him so hard. I made that 3286 02:44:10.719 --> 02:44:14.079 booty Queef literally fed this toddler last week. Why is 3287 02:44:14.120 --> 02:44:18.200 it still crying? Squimp? Is bugs? Clamuel esquire? The third? 3288 02:44:18.239 --> 02:44:21.920 What's up? Where is the corn strup and sugar in this? Fuck? 3289 02:44:23.360 --> 02:44:27.040 You know that is? That's like having two archers. It's 3290 02:44:27.079 --> 02:44:30.200 like you have a really over kill Yeah, come on, man, like, 3291 02:44:30.239 --> 02:44:35.719 how much range do you need? Not shooting? Got brossline 3292 02:44:35.760 --> 02:44:39.520 and sugar in it? Wow? Well aspartame and sugar. Can 3293 02:44:39.600 --> 02:44:46.280 you imagine yes, squip his bugs, Clamuel the third you 3294 02:44:46.360 --> 02:44:49.120 say a guild master created class caston versus grandmother or 3295 02:44:49.120 --> 02:44:51.840 the lowist Colin Moriarty swinging. Hating gay beatles is a 3296 02:44:51.879 --> 02:44:53.520 sig off to stop King Dad hitting things with the 3297 02:44:53.600 --> 02:44:56.399 rock until they stop moving. Shrimp Obama be like, oh, 3298 02:44:56.559 --> 02:44:59.520 let me try this, Rice. I'm going to know the 3299 02:44:59.520 --> 02:45:01.200 president with a more kill me or release me parasite. 3300 02:45:01.200 --> 02:45:03.799 But you don't waste my time with cock cohlan Mori 3301 02:45:03.799 --> 02:45:06.799 already two rats in a transcout sam Porter bitches gaping 3302 02:45:07.280 --> 02:45:11.559 maggot by gaping the f slur, by twinkin park nice 3303 02:45:12.639 --> 02:45:18.840 gaping my skin? What's that? What's the song? Gave me 3304 02:45:18.879 --> 02:45:20.840 the f slur? It would be like breaking the habit. 3305 02:45:21.120 --> 02:45:24.360 Thank you, yeah, thank you, thank you. I couldn't figure it. 3306 02:45:24.399 --> 02:45:26.600 Run away, that's good. I think I just happened to 3307 02:45:26.639 --> 02:45:28.559 think about it. I could have. I could see myself 3308 02:45:28.639 --> 02:45:29.799 reading that and be like, what the fuck are you 3309 02:45:29.840 --> 02:45:35.920 talking about? Imagine dragons Swen's sweaty taint on Tophy's eyes. Guys, 3310 02:45:36.200 --> 02:45:38.879 I completely made up the mister crabs molting thing. I 3311 02:45:38.920 --> 02:45:41.200 didn't know Sween did that for real Berserker Beatles, Big 3312 02:45:41.239 --> 02:45:43.959 Bouncy Backside, Reckless Rhino, the Sloker two ys so dirty. 3313 02:45:45.159 --> 02:45:46.799 I can only come to someone yanks my balls like 3314 02:45:46.840 --> 02:45:51.360 a bell ringer, Crambly Shrimp, Send Pictulm and the Hanukian 3315 02:45:53.319 --> 02:45:57.200 and yahwe Jerobi you fuck Jordan Skeeterson, the Beatlefucker twelve 3316 02:45:58.079 --> 02:46:00.559 and seventy seven, The Fucker of Twin twelve five hundred 3317 02:46:00.559 --> 02:46:03.920 and seven seven Beatles, Domination, the worms bursting out of 3318 02:46:04.079 --> 02:46:06.520 rfkse r K Junior's face like Diego and Dead Rising 3319 02:46:06.559 --> 02:46:08.399 three while he's on trial. What the fuck is going 3320 02:46:08.440 --> 02:46:10.079 on with those naked ass wiping bears? Is that a 3321 02:46:10.079 --> 02:46:12.120 fetish Derek not chob and his innocent hashtag freehim I 3322 02:46:12.159 --> 02:46:14.840 startup page is cakefarts dot org, round eyed Asian furiously 3323 02:46:14.879 --> 02:46:20.239 masturbating when nine is called at Bingo is sixty nine 3324 02:46:21.000 --> 02:46:23.920 is called in the at the Bingo Hall. Jeffrey Epstein 3325 02:46:23.959 --> 02:46:26.639 had no clientlest according to Trump's Justice Department. Boy, I 3326 02:46:26.680 --> 02:46:28.399 love living in a country that run by kid Littler's 3327 02:46:28.440 --> 02:46:33.200 you gand in facts ugand in Kingston. Yeah yeah, yeah, 3328 02:46:34.040 --> 02:46:34.879 I hate the Geese. 3329 02:46:35.399 --> 02:46:41.200 I am I am not coming on time. I am 3330 02:46:41.280 --> 02:46:46.239 so excited for my phone? What fun memes await me? 3331 02:46:48.959 --> 02:46:52.000 I literally not used it today? Congrats? Yeah literally not 3332 02:46:52.120 --> 02:46:53.760 Yeah that it took three hundreds of an episode I 3333 02:46:53.840 --> 02:46:56.840 did the last time. Either you don't pay attention, you 3334 02:46:56.959 --> 02:46:59.840 only show me using it. Well, there wouldn't be you 3335 02:47:00.159 --> 02:47:03.639 to show if you how how dare you blame me 3336 02:47:03.719 --> 02:47:06.879 for that's crazy? That's crazy, Chris? How dare you assert 3337 02:47:06.959 --> 02:47:09.040 that I use my phone? It's your fault for showing 3338 02:47:09.120 --> 02:47:11.120 me using exactly. People wouldn't know I use the phone. 3339 02:47:11.120 --> 02:47:12.840 I didn't show me using the phone. This is your fault. 3340 02:47:12.920 --> 02:47:15.680 I have to show me I'm worth sharing a shot. 3341 02:47:17.399 --> 02:47:20.600 This is all your fault is good stuff? Do you know? 3342 02:47:20.680 --> 02:47:21.120 I'm gay? 3343 02:47:24.799 --> 02:47:32.600 I my wife should and Shet my bid I kicked 3344 02:47:32.719 --> 02:47:35.239 dogs for the fun. I don't know that that far okay? 3345 02:47:35.360 --> 02:47:37.079 Now you're now you're now you're lying. 3346 02:47:37.159 --> 02:47:39.920 Well I said a bunch of truths and that, so 3347 02:47:40.000 --> 02:47:41.559 what would be more likely I just made up that 3348 02:47:41.639 --> 02:47:45.319 random lie or that like they're all true? Yeah? You lied? 3349 02:47:45.440 --> 02:47:49.559 Just now? Maybe kick dogs? That's check check me, check me, 3350 02:47:49.799 --> 02:47:55.719 check me, Liberal liberals, If God's not real? 3351 02:47:55.799 --> 02:47:57.639 Why by such a stupid fucking bitch. 3352 02:47:58.079 --> 02:48:01.040 It turns out. Sweety's kicking down. Why is he doing 3353 02:48:01.040 --> 02:48:02.920 why's he doing that? What's going on? What's making him 3354 02:48:02.959 --> 02:48:07.399 do this? I say, we don't care. We do he 3355 02:48:07.520 --> 02:48:09.200 sat on the mine and it went off, he'd be fine. 3356 02:48:12.879 --> 02:48:14.000 You know what a mine is. 3357 02:48:14.280 --> 02:48:20.719 Yes, I'm very aware. Yeah, be sat on a min, 3358 02:48:21.399 --> 02:48:28.440 I said, mine, I know, silent Like do. 3359 02:48:28.399 --> 02:48:30.520 You think you you think if a mine was sitting 3360 02:48:30.520 --> 02:48:31.920 on a chair and you sat on the chair, do 3361 02:48:32.000 --> 02:48:34.879 you think it would okay? So this would you be 3362 02:48:34.920 --> 02:48:37.520 able to actually on the mind would be floating above it? No? 3363 02:48:37.680 --> 02:48:40.879 I was, well, I was gonna say, would he just 3364 02:48:41.159 --> 02:48:46.239 slip into your colon and kind of wear you? Or 3365 02:48:46.239 --> 02:48:50.040 would you like kind of sit on his lap? These 3366 02:48:50.079 --> 02:48:50.600 are the questions. 3367 02:48:50.719 --> 02:48:52.920 It all depends on what the mime is doing. Yeah, 3368 02:48:53.239 --> 02:48:56.280 you know, the mine can do whatever it wants. The 3369 02:48:56.319 --> 02:48:58.200 mine is one of the most powerful beings in the universe. 3370 02:48:58.319 --> 02:49:00.079 If a mime is just powers on his dick, well 3371 02:49:00.079 --> 02:49:01.760 to date become invisible, then whatever you wanted to be. 3372 02:49:02.600 --> 02:49:06.719 Basically gay actor Michael Douglas. Gay acter Michael Douglas. So 3373 02:49:06.840 --> 02:49:08.520 you got that dog and you well, I'm in a dog. 3374 02:49:08.600 --> 02:49:10.959 We ain't the same. Blonde, blue eyed German Man trading 3375 02:49:11.239 --> 02:49:13.719 Chris's feet picks for fent Hey, man, do what you 3376 02:49:13.760 --> 02:49:18.680 gotta do for nice For dude, This fucking car fucking 3377 02:49:19.200 --> 02:49:22.120 kicks fucking ass. And I can watch fucking Maddi Gascar 3378 02:49:22.239 --> 02:49:25.239 while I'm fucking driving. Did you know that? Whoa? Oh yeah, 3379 02:49:26.159 --> 02:49:32.799 getting motion sickness from Earth's rotation. That's your your You 3380 02:49:33.000 --> 02:49:39.639 should probably die, you know, likes can we slow down? 3381 02:49:39.680 --> 02:49:43.280 I would never go away. I got bad news for you. 3382 02:49:43.399 --> 02:49:45.520 But we not only can we never slow down ever, 3383 02:49:47.079 --> 02:49:50.680 but if we do, you're not equipped for this. If 3384 02:49:50.719 --> 02:49:53.879 we do, uh, your cook saying velveta with the hard 3385 02:49:54.000 --> 02:49:57.799 R like Velveder thug zillow two thousand versus medicaid gouds 3386 02:49:58.719 --> 02:50:01.440 uh g g a for a swing set glitch. I 3387 02:50:01.520 --> 02:50:05.200 just got so lightheaded. I don't know why because I've 3388 02:50:05.239 --> 02:50:10.360 only had coffee today. No, that sounds coffee and gummies. 3389 02:50:10.639 --> 02:50:13.680 That's like basically like our diet when we were driving 3390 02:50:14.399 --> 02:50:18.360 across the country. It was like these weird like Gatorade 3391 02:50:18.799 --> 02:50:24.440 hydration gummies and red Bull on some Mario brother ship. 3392 02:50:24.520 --> 02:50:27.680 After the bill passed, I know, I read that like 3393 02:50:27.719 --> 02:50:30.959 a Borderlands character. We had the start tank support all 3394 02:50:31.079 --> 02:50:36.000 actions made by Iran E Done glory be to the 3395 02:50:36.040 --> 02:50:40.319 Ayatola Jack WFM, fucked Toyota, the lame CONTs winning every 3396 02:50:40.680 --> 02:50:43.239 every rally this year, and fuck that French freak Ougiere. 3397 02:50:44.319 --> 02:50:50.680 Piss troughs are absolute barbarism. All my sexes are with men, 3398 02:50:51.319 --> 02:50:53.399 and that's why I hang my hat on his wienie 3399 02:50:53.440 --> 02:50:59.000 by George Gay. Don't disrespect essay and the big Fundamental. 3400 02:51:00.840 --> 02:51:02.760 I don't know what that means, big meat, these things 3401 02:51:02.799 --> 02:51:05.639 can Ola Joe slid into Epstein's cell like a T 3402 02:51:05.799 --> 02:51:09.920 one thousand. It was in the He had a whole minute. 3403 02:51:10.600 --> 02:51:13.920 He had a whole minute sneaking there. Naked Fishing League 3404 02:51:14.319 --> 02:51:16.840 NFL sponsored by four f one fifty and Dandy Andy, 3405 02:51:16.959 --> 02:51:20.120 leader of the Spiderfucker Party by sexual Green Goblin. Kingston's 3406 02:51:20.159 --> 02:51:23.920 internal monologue sounds like jar Jar Banks Heath eating truck 3407 02:51:24.079 --> 02:51:29.520 stops sushi on the regular gids. Brave, brave man to 3408 02:51:29.600 --> 02:51:32.639 be doing that. I wouldn't do that. Live yees still 3409 02:51:32.680 --> 02:51:36.879 alive as the song from Portal Intestines are hilariously, His 3410 02:51:36.959 --> 02:51:43.559 intestines are actually just a straight line, no build up, 3411 02:51:43.600 --> 02:51:47.399 no time. Oh, I have to ship so so fast, 3412 02:51:48.399 --> 02:51:53.799 that's so sad. That's so sad. There's just your stomach 3413 02:51:53.920 --> 02:51:59.399 and then a line straight to your You get so 3414 02:51:59.600 --> 02:52:04.079 thin though, probably look really interesting. Time to absorb anything 3415 02:52:07.760 --> 02:52:12.200 A certified rock. Uh fuck Israel on Tel Aviv, I 3416 02:52:12.239 --> 02:52:15.840 said him too. Please listen to Big Dick Randy by 3417 02:52:15.959 --> 02:52:20.040 dig Bar all right, who we sent in Israel spawn 3418 02:52:20.159 --> 02:52:24.360 or punisher spawn would be hilarious, would be really unfortunately, 3419 02:52:24.639 --> 02:52:28.799 is probably just an idea. Have to be honest, lies, brothers, sisters. 3420 02:52:29.440 --> 02:52:33.920 I don't know. I just said that expressed how little 3421 02:52:33.959 --> 02:52:36.079 I believed what I just said. I literally just said it. 3422 02:52:36.120 --> 02:52:44.120 For Castle's Castle Stein actually, Frank Castlesteam, it's crazy. They're 3423 02:52:44.239 --> 02:52:53.520 they're devil steam. That's crazy. Oh my god. Alright, Uh, 3424 02:52:53.840 --> 02:52:56.000 Lily's brother steers with the cars radio and now it 3425 02:52:56.079 --> 02:52:58.280 was Kevin Durant's feet. Lots and lots of snakes on planes. 3426 02:52:58.799 --> 02:53:01.040 I pay my TV licens, miss miss pants, Minnesota sports 3427 02:53:01.079 --> 02:53:04.280 are the most cursed fuck face unstoppable cardboard Pie replaced 3428 02:53:04.280 --> 02:53:05.959 my ars on my darge ram with W's and now 3429 02:53:06.040 --> 02:53:09.399 my engine sounds like take on me Nighart, zig Guard, 3430 02:53:10.479 --> 02:53:16.559 nig Heart, Zigard, Scott's stapping, young lad the hidden genius 3431 02:53:16.559 --> 02:53:18.000 of calling people I don't like the N word. A 3432 02:53:18.040 --> 02:53:22.520 retrospective video essay just cut Sweeney's pay already howling dark 3433 02:53:22.639 --> 02:53:24.639 obi wan obi wan b like there are no there 3434 02:53:24.680 --> 02:53:32.200 are no pedophiles. That's insane. Uh, there's we all know 3435 02:53:32.360 --> 02:53:33.600 the pedophiles you're looking. 3436 02:53:33.719 --> 02:53:35.520 Forein was a great guy. 3437 02:53:35.600 --> 02:53:39.959 Epstein was just misunderstood. Okay, carry on, Oh damn, I 3438 02:53:39.959 --> 02:53:40.879 didn't think about it that way. 3439 02:53:42.959 --> 02:53:45.079 The freaking the trooper opened his mouth so hard it 3440 02:53:45.200 --> 02:53:46.000 breaks the helmet. 3441 02:53:48.760 --> 02:53:53.319 He calmly takes his helmet on, sets it aside, fucking 3442 02:53:53.399 --> 02:53:57.200 blasting three shots. He gets three shots through his head. 3443 02:53:57.959 --> 02:54:00.239 If we rode Star Wars, that's all. That's how exactly 3444 02:54:00.479 --> 02:54:02.000 that would be the first shot in the last shot. 3445 02:54:02.079 --> 02:54:06.399 I would I would love you don't have anything to 3446 02:54:06.479 --> 02:54:09.360 live for. I would love rewrite Stars. That'd be funny. 3447 02:54:09.559 --> 02:54:10.719 Do what must be done. 3448 02:54:10.959 --> 02:54:13.440 That's we're writing the Star Wars all of them, were 3449 02:54:13.559 --> 02:54:14.760 writing all nine of them. 3450 02:54:14.840 --> 02:54:16.879 We re write all nine of them in one episode. Probably, 3451 02:54:17.879 --> 02:54:20.360 I have no issue. I have no qualms about doing that. 3452 02:54:20.399 --> 02:54:22.520 I think we could do. I think you do the trilogies. 3453 02:54:22.559 --> 02:54:26.559 I've only seen one of these, Just kidding I think 3454 02:54:26.559 --> 02:54:30.040 I've seen them all. Maybe I would love to rewrite 3455 02:54:30.040 --> 02:54:32.040 the prequels. I think I've actually only not seen the 3456 02:54:32.040 --> 02:54:33.719 second movie of the prequels. 3457 02:54:34.680 --> 02:54:36.360 I think that is technically the worst one. 3458 02:54:36.440 --> 02:54:39.520 I think I haven't seen that one either, actually Clones. Yeah, yeah, 3459 02:54:39.600 --> 02:54:41.520 I don't know anything from it. I think I might 3460 02:54:41.600 --> 02:54:43.639 know from like Osmosis, but like I do, I don't 3461 02:54:43.639 --> 02:54:46.360 know anything from it. That's the one where is that? 3462 02:54:46.440 --> 02:54:51.440 The one where kig Ar Mlkovich shows up doesn't sound unsurprising. 3463 02:54:52.000 --> 02:54:56.760 There's the one where General Gris has sex with the 3464 02:54:56.920 --> 02:54:58.120 Obi Grievs. 3465 02:54:58.239 --> 02:55:04.760 In that one, Obi Trice, Yeah, yeah, yes, huh, Gos 3466 02:55:04.799 --> 02:55:06.200 isn't a episode he's only episode three. 3467 02:55:06.280 --> 02:55:06.799 How do you know that? 3468 02:55:07.440 --> 02:55:09.559 All of them, I know were more about say you 3469 02:55:09.719 --> 02:55:12.319 should unfortunately not unfortunately. 3470 02:55:12.000 --> 02:55:15.639 Star Wars, Sweeney and Kanye for President. Actually really you 3471 02:55:15.680 --> 02:55:19.319 played again? Yeah? The game was amazing. Goon Devil the 3472 02:55:19.399 --> 02:55:23.040 Man without come hammering my dick flat to to grind 3473 02:55:23.120 --> 02:55:25.959 Smithing levels. I call it ex caliber. Now I ate 3474 02:55:26.239 --> 02:55:30.120 Dick Dick fruit and now I'm gay. Uh Peter Peter 3475 02:55:30.319 --> 02:55:33.719 Lori Fish Battle Adam ruins everything. But it's a super 3476 02:55:33.760 --> 02:55:36.399 animal striking the North coast Coast of America, the North 3477 02:55:36.479 --> 02:55:43.040 Coast Canada, it's just the Antarctic basically. Yeah, it's damn 3478 02:55:43.079 --> 02:55:46.520 there reason it's not even really Canada because most of 3479 02:55:47.000 --> 02:55:50.200 it's not even any that's Canada, but no Canadians. That's 3480 02:55:50.440 --> 02:55:53.159 because none of Canada lives that high. It'd be like 3481 02:55:53.200 --> 02:55:57.719 the North coast of Australia in Australia, Australia affected the most, 3482 02:55:59.120 --> 02:56:01.200 assuming that they go that far east. But like if 3483 02:56:01.239 --> 02:56:02.760 it's just like the dead center of the middle of 3484 02:56:02.799 --> 02:56:06.040 the coast of North North of North America, then that's 3485 02:56:06.079 --> 02:56:08.079 kind of nothing. That's just like a penguin and like 3486 02:56:08.159 --> 02:56:11.200 maybe like a bag of rice that was like floated 3487 02:56:11.280 --> 02:56:16.840 on shore by something like boat sinking. Anyway, tried Caribbean food, 3488 02:56:16.879 --> 02:56:20.639 Pringles flavor Man, Smitch, I'm so curious about those, Smitchy 3489 02:56:20.680 --> 02:56:25.680 the kid, foul tarnish Twink me tink everyone, I see 3490 02:56:27.120 --> 02:56:32.040 that's a fucking concern. Indiana Jones and the joking of 3491 02:56:32.079 --> 02:56:34.079 the crystal penis and my new Dan D weapon plus 3492 02:56:34.159 --> 02:56:38.479 four bludgeoning Canter and John Demi John Damagio voiced grievous 3493 02:56:39.159 --> 02:56:44.000 Clone wars. Oh you're right, and Jake the dog Yeah, yeah, yeah. 3494 02:56:44.440 --> 02:56:47.000 And Marcus Phoenix. I forget what Marcus. 3495 02:56:50.639 --> 02:56:52.760 He's always just gonna be freaking bender to me. 3496 02:56:54.799 --> 02:56:57.440 To me, he's like like that's the most although bender 3497 02:56:57.559 --> 02:57:00.840 is most mostly him yeah, him not doing a voice. Yeah, 3498 02:57:02.239 --> 02:57:04.799 but chosen one. I'd like to help you, but I 3499 02:57:04.879 --> 02:57:07.239 I I I I I just can't. I won't we 3500 02:57:07.440 --> 02:57:08.879 we we I love. 3501 02:57:08.799 --> 02:57:10.680 How black people are, like you have black character. I 3502 02:57:10.719 --> 02:57:11.639 don't mind dick down. 3503 02:57:11.840 --> 02:57:13.959 Dick him down like a dairy farmer, call me grade 3504 02:57:14.000 --> 02:57:19.120 a butter. Listen to them the children of the night, 3505 02:57:19.159 --> 02:57:21.159 which we know they make. The one above all is 3506 02:57:21.159 --> 02:57:27.520 a green vagot. What flavor is that? Orange cheese? Chester cheese, 3507 02:57:27.639 --> 02:57:32.079 chester cheese. It's literally his chester cheetle. They they they 3508 02:57:32.559 --> 02:57:34.719 actually take his skin off. It's actually his dam. You 3509 02:57:34.719 --> 02:57:36.559 should get really hard and fun that till it's like 3510 02:57:36.799 --> 02:57:42.120 a nice powder coffee and one pringle, nice powder making 3511 02:57:42.159 --> 02:57:47.399 a nice powder. You want to take more. I should 3512 02:57:47.440 --> 02:57:51.440 eat something real. I justn't hold me over, but you know. 3513 02:57:52.239 --> 02:57:54.120 They just let me favorite stytropham. I haven't had prinles 3514 02:57:54.120 --> 02:57:54.600 in my life ever. 3515 02:57:54.680 --> 02:58:00.840 Actually, that can't be real. You've never had pringles. All 3516 02:58:01.159 --> 02:58:03.799 of the fat faggas thing is like the most snackable 3517 02:58:03.840 --> 02:58:07.040 fucking thing in the world. I remember actually really like 3518 02:58:07.079 --> 02:58:09.559 the pizza ones, even though they tasted nothing like pizza whatever, 3519 02:58:09.760 --> 02:58:11.239 not even a little bit. Whatever the fuck it is. 3520 02:58:11.280 --> 02:58:16.680 It's it's pretty actually just tastes like this. I'm not 3521 02:58:16.760 --> 02:58:19.159 even really convinced that there's really different flavors of Pringles. Actually, 3522 02:58:19.159 --> 02:58:19.719 not anything about it. 3523 02:58:19.840 --> 02:58:22.719 The sour cream is they were different. I like stray 3524 02:58:22.760 --> 02:58:25.120 freaman onion. I don't like Prinkles anymore. I'm not a 3525 02:58:25.159 --> 02:58:26.760 fan of them. I just like them when I was younger. 3526 02:58:26.799 --> 02:58:29.120 But I'm like, yeah, I like anything. It's just like 3527 02:58:29.159 --> 02:58:31.840 you realize how process everything is and they become less appealing. 3528 02:58:31.920 --> 02:58:33.079 But like they hit sometimes. 3529 02:58:33.479 --> 02:58:34.879 Yeah, I don't usually go out of my way to buy, 3530 02:58:35.319 --> 02:58:37.680 but there's a there're a dollar at seven eleven. 3531 02:58:37.719 --> 02:58:39.639 Why not it's a good snack. Yeah. I wanted to 3532 02:58:39.719 --> 02:58:41.559 go buy water and amy to drink, and then the 3533 02:58:42.760 --> 02:58:44.959 thing of ship on there on the counter. I'm like, what, 3534 02:58:45.319 --> 02:58:47.000 there's a lot of trans fat. There's a lot of 3535 02:58:47.000 --> 02:58:50.680 transpats in those which you know I support, obviously they transpats. 3536 02:58:52.280 --> 02:58:54.840 I mean, I can't imagine that they don't eighty nine 3537 02:58:54.920 --> 02:59:01.639 percent trans fact that is as solid as it is interesting. 3538 02:59:01.760 --> 02:59:05.360 Not even cis fats, So Craig the Canadian. Every day 3539 02:59:05.399 --> 02:59:08.440 we straight further from the damn train. C J. There's zero. 3540 02:59:08.559 --> 02:59:12.719 But I think if you have less than one hundred 3541 02:59:12.840 --> 02:59:15.200 grams of trans fat you don't have to list it. 3542 02:59:15.360 --> 02:59:17.760 Even fats are getting woke, which is awesome. You know, 3543 02:59:17.799 --> 02:59:18.760 our FDA is sick. 3544 02:59:18.879 --> 02:59:21.760 The fats are getting awoke. If you have more than 3545 02:59:21.799 --> 02:59:23.760 one hundred per serving, then you have to list it. 3546 02:59:24.000 --> 02:59:26.600 Otherwise it says you put zero. You look at the 3547 02:59:26.600 --> 02:59:33.719 serving size of like cereal, and how how quick little 3548 02:59:33.799 --> 02:59:38.879 kit get a spoonful? What a great serving. It's insane. 3549 02:59:40.879 --> 02:59:44.879 A bowl of cereal is psychotic. Actually, I usually have 3550 02:59:45.040 --> 02:59:50.639 like a third of the bowl. You know, it's a good, great, 3551 02:59:51.159 --> 02:59:53.680 a great. A wide mug would work. I just can't, like, 3552 02:59:53.760 --> 02:59:56.520 I can't get to the wide mug. So bowl. Yeah, 3553 02:59:57.680 --> 02:59:59.239 but that's what I'm saying. That's why I have a 3554 02:59:59.319 --> 03:00:04.120 shallow bowl, which works great. Have a thimble. He's put 3555 03:00:04.159 --> 03:00:08.799 a couple of little splash of milk. Oh, my stomach 3556 03:00:08.920 --> 03:00:13.360 hurts so much. It's your boy, Shawny d. Thank and 3557 03:00:13.399 --> 03:00:14.799 thank God for Asian women and thank God for the 3558 03:00:14.840 --> 03:00:17.879 Stellar Blade news mods, Comeshot Gaming tm at grock. Is 3559 03:00:17.920 --> 03:00:21.159 this true gay Southern beetle whipping his gay beetleslave the 3560 03:00:21.239 --> 03:00:23.440 family guy jackal scene? But it's the f slur. It's 3561 03:00:27.200 --> 03:00:29.200 using the remote from click to pause time, codecakes and 3562 03:00:29.360 --> 03:00:31.280 hedst doon't come and resume time and watch what he 3563 03:00:31.319 --> 03:00:35.799 does from afar a far Such a sophisticated use word 3564 03:00:35.879 --> 03:00:41.000 to use. Uh. Ginger Sweeney getting on better terms with 3565 03:00:41.040 --> 03:00:43.639 his father, getting glasses and surgery to get rid of 3566 03:00:43.680 --> 03:00:45.440 his toothcap. No no no no no no no no 3567 03:00:45.719 --> 03:00:47.079 getting an aggy with it. No no no, no no 3568 03:00:47.159 --> 03:00:49.680 no no no. Drip mh Lord of All Drip. John 3569 03:00:49.760 --> 03:00:52.159 Hinckley Junior, who shot Reagan nineteenny one, was released from 3570 03:00:52.159 --> 03:00:54.360 prison in twenty sixteen and now uploads original music on YouTube. 3571 03:00:54.920 --> 03:00:57.520 Beetle Hooker and his in his beetlefish nets sucking beetle 3572 03:00:57.559 --> 03:01:00.200 dick for beetle math Obi want a blow me? It's 3573 03:01:00.239 --> 03:01:03.319 so funny, Like those guys came on in the minds 3574 03:01:03.319 --> 03:01:05.479 that the rest, so they always like like fuck you 3575 03:01:05.600 --> 03:01:07.520 and stuff and make you do creepy. You remember the 3576 03:01:07.680 --> 03:01:11.000 news report about that. Yes, we're like, there was just like, uh, 3577 03:01:11.200 --> 03:01:15.559 they call it virtual rape. To me, that was the 3578 03:01:15.680 --> 03:01:20.120 pinnacle of that era, that moment. That moment was so crazy, like, 3579 03:01:23.440 --> 03:01:29.000 oh uh fucking gamer game be mentioned on Law and Order? 3580 03:01:29.600 --> 03:01:33.120 What the Law and Order gamer with Logan Paul? Logan, 3581 03:01:33.159 --> 03:01:36.040 Paul is the perpetrators and he was the gamer Gate. 3582 03:01:36.200 --> 03:01:40.559 Yeah he got shot in it. No, no, I Icy 3583 03:01:40.639 --> 03:01:43.120 shoots Logan Paul in that episode. Shut up Logan, Paul, 3584 03:01:43.200 --> 03:01:47.639 Shut up, Logan, Paul. I got news feet, I'm icedy, 3585 03:01:47.840 --> 03:01:53.920 and I'm gonna shoot you in the neck and head blake. 3586 03:01:56.520 --> 03:02:00.239 He drags it up to his head. I think you 3587 03:02:00.280 --> 03:02:01.879 said game over. I think I think you said you 3588 03:02:02.120 --> 03:02:03.879 you improvised that, But I think you're right that He 3589 03:02:03.959 --> 03:02:05.959 says that probably did. I think it was like that 3590 03:02:06.159 --> 03:02:08.040 chick when you first got assaulted in the bathroom, like 3591 03:02:08.120 --> 03:02:10.840 what happened? They leveled up? 3592 03:02:11.559 --> 03:02:14.360 Yeah, I was like, brother, it's such a class would 3593 03:02:14.360 --> 03:02:17.159 you No one would say that, dude. 3594 03:02:17.879 --> 03:02:20.440 People really need to go back, Like, look, there there's 3595 03:02:20.440 --> 03:02:22.840 a lot of they leveled up. She looks at the camera. 3596 03:02:23.760 --> 03:02:25.840 There's a lot of there were a lot of nefarious 3597 03:02:25.920 --> 03:02:28.200 idiots that were part of gamer Gate in retrospect obviously, 3598 03:02:28.559 --> 03:02:30.760 but like, holy shit, that episode of Low and Order 3599 03:02:30.879 --> 03:02:34.239 was so unhinges insane they leveled up. Dude. 3600 03:02:34.319 --> 03:02:37.200 It's like if if Gamergate was a like a war, 3601 03:02:37.399 --> 03:02:39.440 like the pro people, the people that were on the 3602 03:02:39.559 --> 03:02:43.000 surface actually talking about ethics and stuff, and try to 3603 03:02:43.040 --> 03:02:46.040 hold them accountable hard loss. 3604 03:02:46.440 --> 03:02:49.000 Like the worst slaughter in any war ever. 3605 03:02:49.399 --> 03:02:52.280 Because there is no mention in pop culture that even 3606 03:02:52.360 --> 03:02:56.399 people like that existed, right, yeah, none, zero, Because I 3607 03:02:56.479 --> 03:02:58.280 hear about gamer get every one a while. You know 3608 03:02:58.319 --> 03:02:59.760 what the thing is like the people who believe in 3609 03:02:59.840 --> 03:03:02.479 it for that reason, we're sane. 3610 03:03:03.200 --> 03:03:05.479 And so when it ended, they were like, oh, okay, 3611 03:03:05.559 --> 03:03:09.600 good because I remember when Kataku updated there they're h 3612 03:03:10.319 --> 03:03:12.239 I can't remember what the term. It's not TS, but 3613 03:03:12.319 --> 03:03:15.719 it's like there's whatever. I can't There was some kind 3614 03:03:15.719 --> 03:03:18.040 of thing. It was like ethics, like an ethical standard, right, 3615 03:03:18.239 --> 03:03:20.280 there was an abbreviation that I can't remember at this point. 3616 03:03:20.760 --> 03:03:22.319 But when they updated and they were like, yeah, we 3617 03:03:22.319 --> 03:03:25.600 shouldn't actually have people who are tied to certain games 3618 03:03:25.639 --> 03:03:28.479 reviewing them. That's actually not a good thing. You should 3619 03:03:28.520 --> 03:03:32.639 recuse yourself or whatever, and they updated those and I like, oh, good, yeah, 3620 03:03:32.719 --> 03:03:35.239 so that's that is literally all that I wanted, and 3621 03:03:35.319 --> 03:03:38.159 then I just moved on regular and so a lot 3622 03:03:38.200 --> 03:03:40.280 of people that I know who like were into it 3623 03:03:40.399 --> 03:03:44.959 for that reason reasonably stopped when it got once it 3624 03:03:44.959 --> 03:03:46.079 got to the point where it's like, oh, a lot 3625 03:03:46.079 --> 03:03:48.360 of the concerns are kind of addressed, even if not everything, 3626 03:03:49.159 --> 03:03:51.280 the fact that there was progress made at all. Right, 3627 03:03:52.319 --> 03:03:54.440 but the people who stated that anybody who's gamer getting 3628 03:03:54.440 --> 03:03:57.040 their bio today in like twenty twenty five, you are 3629 03:03:57.239 --> 03:03:59.399 should you should probably. I don't want to say you 3630 03:03:59.440 --> 03:04:02.959 should die, because like I don't, but I'm not gonna 3631 03:04:03.000 --> 03:04:05.760 not say that necessarily. I'm not gonna whatever. Close enough 3632 03:04:05.760 --> 03:04:08.280 they should be hurt. It's like a crazy like it 3633 03:04:08.479 --> 03:04:11.280 it's indicative of like you are not fit. Can you 3634 03:04:11.319 --> 03:04:14.000 stop making noises into the mic? That'd be cool, Yeah, 3635 03:04:14.000 --> 03:04:17.680 that'd be really epic. Fucking asshole, No, no, no, but yeah, 3636 03:04:18.159 --> 03:04:20.159 it's just because those people moved on and they don't care. 3637 03:04:20.280 --> 03:04:22.399 All you're left with are these people and they've they've 3638 03:04:22.440 --> 03:04:25.360 been the It's kind of like it would be like 3639 03:04:25.440 --> 03:04:29.200 a one piece was just after season one was just 3640 03:04:29.319 --> 03:04:33.440 like all gamer gaters at a certain point, you'd be 3641 03:04:33.600 --> 03:04:36.319 like there's no record of a saying one piece, you 3642 03:04:36.399 --> 03:04:37.639 know what I mean, because it just most of it 3643 03:04:37.799 --> 03:04:41.000 just becomes insane. It is very true. I understand that. 3644 03:04:41.159 --> 03:04:46.639 It's just so disappointing that in everything, because I see 3645 03:04:46.639 --> 03:04:49.159 a lot of content that they'll briefly mention it because 3646 03:04:49.159 --> 03:04:51.000 they talk about, oh, what was the catalyst for some 3647 03:04:51.079 --> 03:04:52.879 of the most toxic online culture when it comes to 3648 03:04:52.959 --> 03:04:55.200 like young men, and so the point to gamer. 3649 03:04:55.000 --> 03:04:55.440 Gate a lot. 3650 03:04:55.840 --> 03:04:58.760 Yeah, and I understand what they're saying because I know 3651 03:04:58.840 --> 03:05:02.520 there was that underground that I never Unfortunately I was 3652 03:05:02.639 --> 03:05:03.639 fucking ignorant too. 3653 03:05:04.040 --> 03:05:06.079 I wish I would have known. Why would you think that? Also, 3654 03:05:06.360 --> 03:05:08.760 like it just seems like an insane thing to think, Yeah, 3655 03:05:09.120 --> 03:05:12.360 back then it is. I just didn't. I didn't. I 3656 03:05:12.559 --> 03:05:14.280 just can't believe, Like I didn't know people like Ethan 3657 03:05:14.360 --> 03:05:16.680 Ralph existed in twenty fourteen, but he was doing his 3658 03:05:16.799 --> 03:05:19.440 thing around that time, and it's just like there were 3659 03:05:19.440 --> 03:05:21.600 always people in like a needy underbelly. But I figured, 3660 03:05:21.680 --> 03:05:24.600 like there's always those people there is an Unfortunately he 3661 03:05:24.600 --> 03:05:27.760 didn't make it seriously that now is that's what it is, 3662 03:05:27.920 --> 03:05:29.559 and that's all it was. Also, Yeah, but I also 3663 03:05:29.600 --> 03:05:31.680 didn't think people would like pay like those people would 3664 03:05:31.680 --> 03:05:33.440 like pick it up once it was done and then 3665 03:05:33.520 --> 03:05:36.040 just continued. That's so crazy to me. Yeah, that would 3666 03:05:36.079 --> 03:05:37.840 be like if you were like if there were people 3667 03:05:38.479 --> 03:05:41.479 still arguing for like we gotta get Firefly season two, 3668 03:05:42.920 --> 03:05:47.280 Like when you die please, Nathan Filly is like sixties, 3669 03:05:47.479 --> 03:05:51.120 you're not getting like what are you doing? They didn't 3670 03:05:51.120 --> 03:05:54.319 make Nathan Philly Nathan Drake. I'm like, yeah, well he's 3671 03:05:54.399 --> 03:05:56.639 too old. Do you see his eighth Yeah, he was 3672 03:05:56.840 --> 03:05:58.520 did that fan film that was pretty good, but like 3673 03:05:58.680 --> 03:06:00.360 it's good because it's a fan fom like he's too 3674 03:06:00.399 --> 03:06:02.840 old to be Nathan Drake. Yeah, unfortunately in that fan 3675 03:06:02.920 --> 03:06:06.120 film from like a decade ago. He would have been 3676 03:06:06.159 --> 03:06:07.840 good in like the two thousands. Yes, he would have 3677 03:06:07.879 --> 03:06:11.239 been a good Nathan Drake before Nathan Drake existed. Yeah 3678 03:06:13.559 --> 03:06:15.520 right now, which is crazy. He's a guy Gardner, which 3679 03:06:15.520 --> 03:06:17.239 I think is great, is a great fit, fun. He 3680 03:06:17.239 --> 03:06:18.760 has a gold tooth and everything, and I'm like, oh 3681 03:06:18.840 --> 03:06:21.319 my fucking god, I'm excited to see it. I'm I'm 3682 03:06:21.360 --> 03:06:23.239 curious about it. I think it's gonna be sweet. I 3683 03:06:23.280 --> 03:06:27.920 haven't gotten tickets here. Gay Gardener why he's not gay. 3684 03:06:28.079 --> 03:06:29.520 Nobody cares about God. 3685 03:06:29.559 --> 03:06:31.000 You know, he's supposed to be the first green lantern 3686 03:06:31.040 --> 03:06:32.440 on Earth. It was supposed to be him. But then 3687 03:06:32.479 --> 03:06:34.600 he's such a piece of ship. Yeah, he's such a ship. 3688 03:06:34.680 --> 03:06:35.959 Had it went to Hall instead? 3689 03:06:36.200 --> 03:06:37.600 That is hilarious. 3690 03:06:38.479 --> 03:06:42.399 Yeah, ship, that is say something that chooses your character. 3691 03:06:42.639 --> 03:06:44.600 That's what's so funny because it's a thing that's based 3692 03:06:44.639 --> 03:06:47.200 solely off your character. And it's like, you suck so bad, 3693 03:06:47.280 --> 03:06:49.600 we're not giving you. We're gonna get guy get it 3694 03:06:49.600 --> 03:06:52.280 in the first place because what his name died? Uh 3695 03:06:52.639 --> 03:06:55.920 Tomorrow Ray Tomorrow, Ray Tomorrow. Brandling is a dad. He 3696 03:06:56.040 --> 03:06:58.479 dies and then he's near how Jordan and the thing 3697 03:06:58.600 --> 03:07:02.840 the Revengers, Like, I'm gonna go to know he sucks 3698 03:07:02.840 --> 03:07:03.040 and he. 3699 03:07:03.079 --> 03:07:06.959 Just goes the hound. It's like, how uh what is 3700 03:07:07.000 --> 03:07:11.200 her last name? And in the middle, how middle? How 3701 03:07:11.239 --> 03:07:20.760 Sparks is it? How Dewey Sparks Sparks? How Sparks is 3702 03:07:20.799 --> 03:07:22.239 that guy? The guy in the in the in the 3703 03:07:22.479 --> 03:07:27.719 Elevator with Spider Man. I think literally actually it's like 3704 03:07:28.120 --> 03:07:31.600 it's like the knowing Joe Chill, like in it's way 3705 03:07:31.719 --> 03:07:35.200 crazier than knowing Joe Chill. I think it is in 3706 03:07:35.399 --> 03:07:39.159 fact way crazier than knowing because that character doesn't show 3707 03:07:39.280 --> 03:07:42.319 back up again in the series ever. Also, that character 3708 03:07:42.479 --> 03:07:44.719 is isn't real, Like he's not even in the source 3709 03:07:44.760 --> 03:07:48.360 material in any way before. He's just in the movie fair. 3710 03:07:49.239 --> 03:07:51.399 Oh no, he's the same guy kills him still, but 3711 03:07:51.520 --> 03:07:53.840 like you don't talk to him ever, how sparks But 3712 03:07:53.920 --> 03:07:55.120 you don't talk to the guy ever. 3713 03:07:55.280 --> 03:07:58.280 No, it's never like what's your name, sir, I'd like 3714 03:07:58.360 --> 03:07:59.159 to know about you. 3715 03:07:59.319 --> 03:08:02.120 It's like, no, guys, seriously, this is a serious question. 3716 03:08:02.440 --> 03:08:04.760 What the fuck is the Malcolm in the Middle's last. 3717 03:08:04.639 --> 03:08:11.000 Names Malcolm malc. I actually don't know. I am to 3718 03:08:11.079 --> 03:08:12.559 be fair, like, I've never seen Malcolm in the Middle. 3719 03:08:12.959 --> 03:08:15.079 Oh it's a good show, man, I believe that. I 3720 03:08:15.239 --> 03:08:17.319 just I've never It's one of those things where like 3721 03:08:17.319 --> 03:08:19.319 I've never come across it on like a streaming service 3722 03:08:20.000 --> 03:08:24.239 or I mean, dude, that oddly enough, I would watch 3723 03:08:24.280 --> 03:08:28.440 it if I know there's something wrong. You actually to 3724 03:08:28.520 --> 03:08:33.479 bring that up. It is not like it's never advertised, Yo, 3725 03:08:33.719 --> 03:08:43.799 middlesin Middlesin, Malcolm Middle is Malcolm Middlesen. That's why it's 3726 03:08:43.840 --> 03:08:47.360 Malcolm in the middle. I can't believe that I actually 3727 03:08:47.559 --> 03:08:51.120 have like, like I actually want to like a little bit. 3728 03:08:51.200 --> 03:08:54.120 You saw that lose cool little bit. My my energy 3729 03:08:54.520 --> 03:08:56.319 is like, oh, I want to hit a bag or 3730 03:08:56.399 --> 03:08:58.040 I want to I want to like that. 3731 03:08:59.319 --> 03:09:05.159 It's mid Wilsonson, Wickerson, w Kerson, Wilkerson, Wilkerson. 3732 03:09:05.319 --> 03:09:07.000 That's not even that far away from what I said. 3733 03:09:07.040 --> 03:09:09.680 It's kind of that far at all. Actually, it's crazy 3734 03:09:10.000 --> 03:09:12.319 the fact that it's a sum. It's it's a it's 3735 03:09:12.360 --> 03:09:15.280 a full son fickleson. 3736 03:09:15.760 --> 03:09:18.120 I never would have the Wilkerson family. They never talked 3737 03:09:18.120 --> 03:09:21.280 about it. That would have been a hard fucking question. 3738 03:09:21.319 --> 03:09:24.959 That final boss question, who is the gayest man ever? 3739 03:09:25.159 --> 03:09:33.399 To liven up there? I think g B T deserves 3740 03:09:33.440 --> 03:09:38.120 that question? Yea, who's the gest person ever lives? Such 3741 03:09:38.159 --> 03:09:42.000 a stupid question, the most prolific gay person ever? That 3742 03:09:42.079 --> 03:09:45.120 implies that there's like stats, who's the gayest person to 3743 03:09:45.239 --> 03:09:51.040 ever have lived? Live? Aching? Maybe that's what I like. 3744 03:09:51.319 --> 03:09:58.879 It's probably gonna as an option the Romans, every the Greeks. 3745 03:09:59.360 --> 03:10:04.239 There's no way to objectively Yeah, I know, faggots, this 3746 03:10:04.280 --> 03:10:05.479 swee to day is we gotta get out of here. 3747 03:10:05.520 --> 03:10:07.840 That's not all right, so gape. They call him sliping 3748 03:10:07.879 --> 03:10:10.040 Jimmy Obi wantcha blow me? Kremmelin and Gremlin pigeon Man 3749 03:10:10.120 --> 03:10:12.159 versus Pigeon Lady Death Battle? Did he charge his drop 3750 03:10:12.239 --> 03:10:17.319 to Epstein Files fiasco? Come on fluential figures, Harry rectam Uh, 3751 03:10:17.559 --> 03:10:19.760 you guys shouldn'tvite candy for sea fire on the podcast 3752 03:10:19.760 --> 03:10:21.639 to make sure Chris is and therefore it wait, I'll 3753 03:10:21.639 --> 03:10:26.000 stiff the chair. I don't give a ship the I 3754 03:10:26.120 --> 03:10:29.479 forgot her first openly gay elected officials, the named Harvey Milk, 3755 03:10:29.520 --> 03:10:31.760 and I thought that was so funny. I just love 3756 03:10:31.840 --> 03:10:34.200 so immature. I know what you mean. Yeah, milk, you 3757 03:10:34.319 --> 03:10:40.639 fucking just spraying milk over your face? You queer Like 3758 03:10:40.760 --> 03:10:45.559 we might as well just be right wing grifters. Make 3759 03:10:45.559 --> 03:10:46.440 about a Harvey milk. 3760 03:10:46.479 --> 03:10:50.639 I have to like actually pretend that I'm upset. I 3761 03:10:50.719 --> 03:10:52.040 haven't crossed that threshold yet. 3762 03:10:52.319 --> 03:10:56.000 I am upset. Imagine Harvey milk, Harvey milk. Why do 3763 03:10:56.120 --> 03:10:59.280 we fucking steal milk like that? Now we can't look 3764 03:10:59.280 --> 03:11:02.920 at milk, but I'm thinking of gay That is so sweety. 3765 03:11:03.000 --> 03:11:04.319 Please wake up. You've been in a coma for two 3766 03:11:04.360 --> 03:11:05.760 years and you hit your head, getting a Blumkin in 3767 03:11:05.799 --> 03:11:10.639 the fur con Uh. Peppinie Brothers presents Crash Course, Cybertron History, 3768 03:11:10.719 --> 03:11:14.200 Rise of the Decepticons, DONC Donkerson, the Colon, Swingy Slasher Peep. 3769 03:11:14.239 --> 03:11:15.840 Microsoft should make one last console and call it the 3770 03:11:15.920 --> 03:11:19.559 Xbox Original as a final fuck you. That would be 3771 03:11:19.639 --> 03:11:21.319 fucking so admit that would be. That would be so, 3772 03:11:21.840 --> 03:11:26.360 say the Box the Box X. It's just X just 3773 03:11:26.440 --> 03:11:26.920 Twitter now. 3774 03:11:27.680 --> 03:11:27.799 Uh. 3775 03:11:28.159 --> 03:11:31.440 In the Alliance, Navy, frigates are named for great battles 3776 03:11:31.440 --> 03:11:33.120 and the Ministry, which is why Shepherd's ship is named 3777 03:11:33.159 --> 03:11:35.319 after the Normandy me b Fishy. I mean lesbian poop 3778 03:11:35.360 --> 03:11:38.479 poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, ship poop. John Strickland, 3779 03:11:38.479 --> 03:11:42.120 March eighteen eighty nine Record on Having Sex with the 3780 03:11:42.200 --> 03:11:50.319 Most Men. It's obviously gonna be say that, say Caitlyn Jenner. 3781 03:11:55.719 --> 03:11:59.360 The First Church. David presents the concept of sucking the 3782 03:11:59.440 --> 03:12:03.440 gay right out of them. Uh. Got incredibly annoyed trying 3783 03:12:03.440 --> 03:12:05.719 to talk rock music for something who doesn't understand subgenres 3784 03:12:05.799 --> 03:12:07.280 merchantani and I don't think I read that right. Pre 3785 03:12:07.399 --> 03:12:09.799 Roz blakee ninety six. I got Lockjaw doing the graveyard 3786 03:12:09.879 --> 03:12:12.239 chips at the Dick second factory, and only that was 3787 03:12:12.280 --> 03:12:14.040 Lockjaw I's previously mentioned. Then you know who sounds like 3788 03:12:14.040 --> 03:12:20.239 the guy from Rby's ads Uh faget von figuerknucker uh 3789 03:12:20.639 --> 03:12:23.479 using the tip of my dick as la sidewalk chalk. 3790 03:12:24.440 --> 03:12:27.639 What the fuck? Man, it's I don't think gay. He's 3791 03:12:27.719 --> 03:12:30.319 mad that he didn't get an answer. Brother, there's not. 3792 03:12:30.959 --> 03:12:32.879 It doesn't see like there's any gay dudes that go 3793 03:12:33.040 --> 03:12:35.239 for the world records on banging the most dudes. 3794 03:12:35.239 --> 03:12:37.079 I don't think it's all like women do that all 3795 03:12:37.120 --> 03:12:39.879 the important and like it even talks about this is like, 3796 03:12:40.040 --> 03:12:42.319 why all the women do that? That's one freak that 3797 03:12:42.399 --> 03:12:44.600 I'm saying. No, No, there's plenty of women that went 3798 03:12:44.639 --> 03:12:48.159 for records. We're talking about one one freak of modern consequence. 3799 03:12:48.520 --> 03:12:50.399 Know that, what are you talking about? It's only one person. 3800 03:12:51.239 --> 03:12:55.719 Oprah is Oprah fuck the most men like by Like 3801 03:12:56.079 --> 03:12:58.399 I think she did like thirty seven hundred thousand men 3802 03:12:58.520 --> 03:13:04.280 at one night. It was one second per person, which 3803 03:13:04.319 --> 03:13:07.200 is still not enough. She got it done. Man, don't 3804 03:13:07.200 --> 03:13:11.120 don't know, don't don'nut meteor, I know a billion seconds 3805 03:13:11.159 --> 03:13:14.040 is thirty one years Sparks with her name is Lisa 3806 03:13:14.079 --> 03:13:16.399 Sparks was three x's. That's crazy. I wonder. I wonder 3807 03:13:16.399 --> 03:13:18.680 if she's related to the guy in the elevator. Yeah, 3808 03:13:20.079 --> 03:13:23.239 using the flip flop. Uh, there is no Epstein listen bossing, 3809 03:13:23.319 --> 03:13:25.959 say desk goopy jerkin it with so much lotion, my 3810 03:13:26.079 --> 03:13:31.200 balls stop being wrinkly. Kingston's dad picking up a gay 3811 03:13:31.239 --> 03:13:33.520 little beetle off the ground. Kingston by t look a 3812 03:13:33.559 --> 03:13:40.239 delicious morsel, fees it to him. Young Colin whaling into 3813 03:13:40.239 --> 03:13:43.239 the ocean with a big rock. Shut up, Stevie Wonder, 3814 03:13:43.280 --> 03:13:45.639 I need to Stevie Wonder did a collab with with 3815 03:13:45.879 --> 03:13:50.120 Steven Sigall, Ziggy Golden and a seduced Jogun sex Star Alaska. 3816 03:13:50.239 --> 03:13:51.719 I can't say that's it. I don't know what the 3817 03:13:51.760 --> 03:13:55.520 fuck you're saying. To Guatemalan Spartan's butterfly jumping the border. 3818 03:13:58.559 --> 03:14:04.719 That is awesome. Butterfly jumping in real life is ridiculous to. 3819 03:14:04.760 --> 03:14:07.319 Imagine jumping on the slopes. No, so you know what 3820 03:14:07.360 --> 03:14:08.200 butterfly jumping is? 3821 03:14:08.479 --> 03:14:08.520 So? 3822 03:14:08.639 --> 03:14:10.639 Butterfly jumping is like it's a halo trick that people 3823 03:14:10.719 --> 03:14:12.879 used to used to to break out of the map. 3824 03:14:13.319 --> 03:14:15.520 And so what it is is like you'd stand in 3825 03:14:15.639 --> 03:14:17.799 like a corner and then somebody would stand on top 3826 03:14:17.840 --> 03:14:20.440 of you, and then they would jump, and then you 3827 03:14:20.559 --> 03:14:24.319 would jump and melee melee them, but like cancel the melee, 3828 03:14:24.719 --> 03:14:26.719 so you wouldn't do damage to them, but you would 3829 03:14:26.719 --> 03:14:29.440 fly up, and then because you're higher up, they'll jump over. 3830 03:14:29.600 --> 03:14:31.600 They'll jump on your head, and then you just do 3831 03:14:31.719 --> 03:14:35.680 the same thing and you can get real high. I 3832 03:14:35.799 --> 03:14:38.399 love Halo two, dude, it worked in all of it. 3833 03:14:38.479 --> 03:14:40.159 It worked in Halo three two. That's what happens when 3834 03:14:40.159 --> 03:14:42.559 you put physics in a game, dude. I love that. 3835 03:14:42.879 --> 03:14:45.319 I love video game physics like that because it's straight up, 3836 03:14:45.360 --> 03:14:47.159 you know the troll physics memes, where like you'd put 3837 03:14:47.200 --> 03:14:48.440 like it would be like a guy with like a 3838 03:14:48.559 --> 03:14:50.360 it's be sitting in a middle car and you have 3839 03:14:50.440 --> 03:14:52.239 a fishing rod and a magnet pulling it forward, and 3840 03:14:52.280 --> 03:14:54.680 it would just like it was. It was a perpetual motion, 3841 03:14:54.840 --> 03:14:56.840 like you didn't need gas anymore because you just magnet 3842 03:14:56.879 --> 03:14:59.399 the car forward with a fishing line. Yeah, that ship 3843 03:15:00.159 --> 03:15:04.719 works in Halo games. That's so dangerously stupid. It's so 3844 03:15:04.879 --> 03:15:08.040 fucking awesome, is it? Peop were plugging the outlet into itself, 3845 03:15:08.760 --> 03:15:11.040 plugging the power cable onto the outlet, and it's like, 3846 03:15:11.159 --> 03:15:14.000 what you're plugging? It should be perpetual energy, and it's like, no, 3847 03:15:14.319 --> 03:15:17.000 it's just anyway. It looks so funny because it's just 3848 03:15:17.040 --> 03:15:20.840 like they're it's just up. I love it. Sorry, Miss 3849 03:15:20.920 --> 03:15:24.040 Jackson Badly Brave, Who's New York? Nick Atherian needs help? 3850 03:15:24.040 --> 03:15:26.239 Blourings up in Halo three penis name from melpous One 3851 03:15:26.600 --> 03:15:31.360 and rounding out our list is the King you know 3852 03:15:31.440 --> 03:15:36.639 who it is? No what you sud of them? The 3853 03:15:36.719 --> 03:15:40.079 King of Paphazard? Yeah, what are you mad at? I'm 3854 03:15:40.159 --> 03:15:40.600 just mad that. 3855 03:15:40.719 --> 03:15:43.200 Like I was literally playing on covering a song from 3856 03:15:43.239 --> 03:15:45.360 this album called it from a tray of the Curse 3857 03:15:45.680 --> 03:15:47.719 song called Bleeding Mass Scarett, Like, you know what, the 3858 03:15:47.799 --> 03:15:50.559 old recordings are kind of weak. The old Riders original 3859 03:15:50.600 --> 03:15:52.840 singer kind of sucks. His screams are awful. This would 3860 03:15:52.840 --> 03:15:54.200 be a very good cover to do. I'll do it 3861 03:15:54.520 --> 03:15:57.200 sometime this year. Well, the band's like, oh, we re 3862 03:15:57.319 --> 03:16:01.399 recorded the entire record. It's it's it's it's way better now. 3863 03:16:02.079 --> 03:16:03.559 I was like, oh, well, there there's no point doing 3864 03:16:03.559 --> 03:16:06.440 it anymore. There's no fucking point to doing it because 3865 03:16:07.159 --> 03:16:13.959 I mean, yeah, yeah, so. 3866 03:16:13.959 --> 03:16:20.360 They're going constantly up. Yeah, yeah, it's so insane. I 3867 03:16:20.440 --> 03:16:23.719 love that it works. I got people figure that ship out. Man. 3868 03:16:24.360 --> 03:16:26.719 It's just anytime, anytime you give people a fun playground 3869 03:16:26.719 --> 03:16:28.479 to fuck around, and they'll do it by mistake. Figure. 3870 03:16:28.760 --> 03:16:30.200 That's what bother me about Halo fin is that like 3871 03:16:30.200 --> 03:16:32.399 there's no collision on players, so like you can't do 3872 03:16:32.479 --> 03:16:34.280 that anymore. Yeah. I think they added it back in 3873 03:16:34.399 --> 03:16:39.440 when they realize like, oh, it's actually kind of core infinite. 3874 03:16:39.879 --> 03:16:41.440 I wish that game was. That game is a fun 3875 03:16:41.479 --> 03:16:43.799 game to play. It's not a fun game to it's playing. 3876 03:16:43.879 --> 03:16:45.840 Honestly, it's a great game. It's just like, you know, 3877 03:16:46.000 --> 03:16:48.360 they they sucked it up in a lot of ways. 3878 03:16:48.600 --> 03:16:52.719 But whatever, who cares. Xbox is dad, so it doesn't matter. 3879 03:16:56.639 --> 03:17:06.719 Yeah yeah, yeah, fuck me. Yeah, I'm officially no longer 3880 03:17:06.799 --> 03:17:10.680 connected to Epstein. I've severed all ties. I did it. 3881 03:17:11.200 --> 03:17:11.639 I did it. 3882 03:17:13.040 --> 03:17:15.840 I successfully why. I used white Out to get my 3883 03:17:15.959 --> 03:17:19.319 name out of the Epstein out of here. So if 3884 03:17:19.360 --> 03:17:21.239 you ever see white Out in the Epstein finals, just 3885 03:17:21.440 --> 03:17:22.920 understand it. 3886 03:17:23.280 --> 03:17:27.120 Probably me but you'll never know, you'll never have evidence. 3887 03:17:27.200 --> 03:17:29.479 Maybe I just put white out on random names because 3888 03:17:29.520 --> 03:17:33.680 I felt like it. You know now, I was there 3889 03:17:33.840 --> 03:17:37.799 to stop Jeffrey from fucking those children because I wanted to. 3890 03:17:39.360 --> 03:17:41.719 I'm actually a hero. Give me a medal. We had 3891 03:17:41.840 --> 03:17:46.920 leader boards. Isn't isn't coming here? Isn't that happening? Who 3892 03:17:47.079 --> 03:17:51.479 isn't he coming here? Who isn't he coming here to lay? What? 3893 03:17:52.159 --> 03:17:58.440 What did you say the States? Well, yeah, I mean whatever, 3894 03:17:58.520 --> 03:18:00.239 he always him here, obviously. 3895 03:18:00.159 --> 03:18:03.280 Insane, but you always welcome whatever. 3896 03:18:03.079 --> 03:18:08.520 Whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, Bye guys Kingston. Are you going 3897 03:18:08.559 --> 03:18:14.879 to invite me into your house? I'll burn you, Benjamin 3898 03:18:14.959 --> 03:18:15.680 that no, you know