Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, welcome to Rose Pricks. It's me. It's Stephanie
Speaker 1: Wilder Taylor. I'm here with Cecily Nobler. I mean, do
Speaker 1: we want to be here? Yes, of course we do.
Speaker 1: We want to talk about we do what we saw
Speaker 1: last night? Did you Okay? We're here to talk about
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise? Is this thing going to be mercifully
Speaker 1: over soon? Like?
Speaker 2: How many kind of don't want that? Because like this
Speaker 2: is what we do. We need as many Bachelor related
Speaker 2: That just gave me an idea. Don't they have Bachelor
Speaker 2: stuff in other countries? Why don't we cover like.
Speaker 1: One of those? I feel like they do?
Speaker 2: We do Bachelor UK. Yeah, maybe that's something to think about. Okay,
Speaker 2: since we're a rose Pricks podcast. But I'm going to
Speaker 2: give you a macro note of all macro notes, and
Speaker 2: you're gonna hate me. You're gonna spit on the microphone.
Speaker 2: And I don't know how to make you not do that,
Speaker 2: oh other than not say what I'm about to say.
Speaker 3: Well, we can't. You can't do it. You can't hold back.
Speaker 3: You got to just say what.
Speaker 1: You're I have to say it now, I know, Please
Speaker 1: forgive me.
Speaker 3: I not not emotionally, not as a person, not person
Speaker 3: I'm finding Brian very physically attractive.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I don't know how to explain it.
Speaker 2: I know we just the heart once would it wants.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's a nice person. I don't want
Speaker 2: to date him. I know, I'm not like although I
Speaker 2: was reading for him in this episode in a weird way,
Speaker 2: in a very villainous, exciting, villainous James Spadery kind of way,
Speaker 2: just bad.
Speaker 1: Dude, but I think he's good looking. What the fuck? Why?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not gonna spit on anything because I'm kind
Speaker 3: of turning around on Brian this episode. And I was
Speaker 3: trying to watch him from your perspective and see what
Speaker 3: you see.
Speaker 1: And I saw it. Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, he was. He was looking cute to me.
Speaker 3: I didn't mind him. I also didn't really mind his personality.
Speaker 3: I'm easily swayed. Probably probably easily well, I mean it was.
Speaker 2: An edit they edited. You know, Jeremy's so much worse now, listen.
Speaker 2: I don't think Brian's a good guy. I think he's
Speaker 2: bullshitting Parisa completely. Now all of a sudden, there's money
Speaker 2: on the line. So he's pretending to like this woman
Speaker 2: that he clearly doesn't like and she is going to
Speaker 2: go insane.
Speaker 3: But which which one is worse? Is it? Is it
Speaker 3: Jeremy or is it Brian? Because if I had to
Speaker 3: choose who, you know, honestly, Jeremy is a hundred times worse,
Speaker 3: I hate him.
Speaker 2: Well, if you had to choose, like who you'd make
Speaker 2: out with, it would definitely be Brian, There's no question there.
Speaker 2: But I just think he's so and I've thought this
Speaker 2: from the beginning of this season, Like I did not
Speaker 2: think he was cute on his season, like you know,
Speaker 2: he he completely did a glow.
Speaker 1: Up you're talking about you love Brian.
Speaker 2: No, and I'm not talking about the body because I
Speaker 2: don't care about like in fact, the less ripped the better.
Speaker 2: But one more macro note before we like really dive in.
Speaker 2: I am and I don't mean this in any way
Speaker 2: of like elder shaming at all, because you know how
Speaker 2: much I love the Goldens. We are closer in age
Speaker 2: to them, like we relate to that.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: But I'm finding Captain Kim's like over sexual alidy and
Speaker 2: not that he can't be sexual. He has a right
Speaker 2: to have all the orgasms.
Speaker 1: That he wants too much. It's it's a lot, right, like.
Speaker 3: What I would think it was too much if it
Speaker 3: was if the one younger one was doing it too,
Speaker 3: I don't think I would find it that sexy. I
Speaker 3: don't want to see any of them like forcefully making
Speaker 3: out with somebody.
Speaker 2: I mean the massage which we'll get to, the like
Speaker 2: ten hour massage that he gave Faith where she was
Speaker 2: like groaning an ecstasy.
Speaker 1: I know she liked it. I wouldn't stop. Did she
Speaker 1: like it? That?
Speaker 2: They were all saying, we don't think she likes it,
Speaker 2: she's faking it. I do not think she's faking it.
Speaker 2: She's super into him.
Speaker 3: She is in him, which was which was kind of bizarre,
Speaker 3: but it what are you going to do? You know?
Speaker 1: No, I think it's awesome.
Speaker 2: And if they walk away out of this and it's
Speaker 2: like really cute couple that actually seems like a real couple,
Speaker 2: like I'm down for it, but can you okay? It's
Speaker 2: like I went on a date one time, this one time,
Speaker 2: just once, one time ever and it was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was went to the movies with a guy. It
Speaker 2: was in college and it was Jacob's Ladder. That was
Speaker 2: the movie, remember that, Yeah, no idea was fucking going on.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't understand what's happening. I'm you know,
Speaker 2: I'm eighteen whatever.
Speaker 3: That was one of my very first experiences feeling completely
Speaker 3: alone in the fact that this was supposed to be
Speaker 3: a really good movie. And I was like, I do
Speaker 3: not I don't get it. I feel angry. You were right,
Speaker 3: it's no me so confusing, so like you need to
Speaker 3: be on asset or whatever.
Speaker 2: And yeah, but he was rubbing my arm, which at
Speaker 2: first was really nice, like the light tickle on the arm,
Speaker 2: but then he didn't stop, so then it's starting to
Speaker 2: like kind of hurt, like it's chafing, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like you can't rub the same spot on
Speaker 2: someone's body for two hours. And so that's my point
Speaker 2: of all that whole story is Captain Kim cannot possibly
Speaker 2: massage someone in the exact same space, like same shoulder
Speaker 2: spot for that long and it still like feels good.
Speaker 1: Did you tell the guy did you go okay? Thank you?
Speaker 1: I think I moved. I think I moved my arm
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 3: I wonder I didn't know how long it would have
Speaker 3: to go on, like would your arm have to be
Speaker 3: bleeding a little bit? Like just a lototle you know
Speaker 3: when you get an Indian burn and it's like a yes,
Speaker 3: and it's just like little little teeny teeny specks of
Speaker 3: blood in all the places.
Speaker 2: Where I call it Indian's almost feel like yeah, what is?
Speaker 2: But like why has that even come from? I assume
Speaker 2: that that's some kind of thing. We probably call it.
Speaker 3: A Brian Brian burn. No, A Captain Kim Byrne A
Speaker 3: Captain Kim? Did I say Captain Lee? I may?
Speaker 1: I mean you did? I think you said Captain Kim?
Speaker 1: You know who?
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Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 2: Let's get into this. Why not, let's get into this insanity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so let me go.
Speaker 3: Let me go to the first page of my notes,
Speaker 3: which the entire note is just going to be oh jeremy, Okay,
Speaker 3: So we get a whole retrospective which which is going
Speaker 3: to tell us what's happening. On today's episode, we get
Speaker 3: the whole retrospective of Jeremy wanting Susie. Uh And I
Speaker 3: was like, Okay, this is all about Jeremy and Susie.
Speaker 3: So this has to be where somebody tells Bailey, right, that's.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, it has to be.
Speaker 2: They've been saying that forever, like they Bryan is been
Speaker 2: saying this for like four episodes that he's going to tell.
Speaker 3: There's one thing that was funny about this though, that
Speaker 3: that popped out to me, which was Bailey's. They they're like,
Speaker 3: it's still in the what you know, what happened over
Speaker 3: the season, But they have Bailey going, I'm so into Jeremy.
Speaker 3: He makes me feel so peaceful. Then they show him
Speaker 3: and his eyes just twitching, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: like like like a cartoon like like like ren and stimpy,
Speaker 3: like like yeah, like a blood vessel. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: it's a little twitchy. So they changed the opening. They
Speaker 3: went back to the old song. They showed all these birds,
Speaker 3: they showed birds together, they showed these animals representing the couples,
Speaker 3: and then they showed faith and it just says faith.
Speaker 3: It's a picture of faith and then the next picture
Speaker 3: is a horse.
Speaker 2: M hm, and that's right. I mean, I don't think
Speaker 2: she would take offense to me. I'd want like an
Speaker 2: eagle or something like, you know, whatever you love.
Speaker 3: But then some of the people were like a couple
Speaker 3: of bugs, like beetles, and then they had cat and
Speaker 3: she was an actual kitty cat. And then the chiron
Speaker 3: where it's like we got lazy here they're.
Speaker 1: Trying to be funny. It was cute. Yeah, they've been cute.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed. That's one of the things I like about it.
Speaker 2: So we Bravo could learn a little something from this.
Speaker 3: Absolutely have a little sense of humor, Bravo, Like, let's
Speaker 3: have fun with these housewives, you know, yeah them, Let's
Speaker 3: change the opening up of the housewives. Instead of like
Speaker 3: a tagline, they're just like an animal or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it's day thirteen of Paradise. And then somehow I
Speaker 3: there's like high jinks going on, like, oh no, somebody
Speaker 3: has a fly in their hair.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, that was so dumb. Did it
Speaker 1: die in there? Did the fly? Yeah?
Speaker 2: We're getting and it's a little bit of just getting
Speaker 2: us in like these people are getting ready, these people
Speaker 2: are coupling up, you know, Andrew and Alex, Brian and Parsa,
Speaker 2: which kind of annoyed me. Even though I think Brian's hot,
Speaker 2: I do think he's bullshitting Paris for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, baking it so full of shit. Also, Brian was like,
Speaker 3: you know, laughing at everything. Parsa is like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I'm say protein cheeks, like protein shakes, and he's.
Speaker 2: Like he's faking it because now there's money online and
Speaker 2: he wants to stay there like he was he was.
Speaker 2: He is absolutely not into her. There's no way that changed.
Speaker 2: You can see it. And now I'm not trying to
Speaker 2: be a dick, but I can see now why he's
Speaker 2: not that into her because, like you said, the push
Speaker 2: pull like that they've the dynamic is off, the attachment
Speaker 2: issues are off, Like she's way too much right now.
Speaker 2: Oh she's into him and yeah, and I mean I
Speaker 2: get that, and I get why she'd but she's not
Speaker 2: playing it cool. And he already had gotten a ick.
Speaker 2: We don't know exactly why or how. He probably does
Speaker 2: it all the time because he's a dick.
Speaker 3: I just I'm not I interrupt to tell you something
Speaker 3: that that I always think of. But you've heard this
Speaker 3: story a million times on Board, so I won't. I
Speaker 3: won't if you're a Board fan, you know, just ignore
Speaker 3: this for a minute. But I dated a guy like
Speaker 3: many years ago, and he was very emotionally distant, let's
Speaker 3: put it that way, which is probably why I chose him.
Speaker 3: You know, not that into me. By the way, you
Speaker 3: dated him too. Anyway, Oh, it's the same guy. It's
Speaker 3: our guy.
Speaker 1: It's our guy. Okay, okay, pense on it. The thing was.
Speaker 3: The thing was is he'd had a crush on me
Speaker 3: for a really long time, like years, So I thought
Speaker 3: I was kind of doing him a favor by you know,
Speaker 3: all right, I'll date you.
Speaker 1: But then I had to kind of do the heavy lifting.
Speaker 1: I did have to push it a little bit.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, once we were kind of dating,
Speaker 3: but but not that far into it. Maybe we've been
Speaker 3: dating for like six weeks. Okay, okay, But I in
Speaker 3: my mind at the time thought I really liked him,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, oh my gosh, like it's
Speaker 3: taken us this many years to get together, but now
Speaker 3: we're together, and I will never forget we'd been like
Speaker 3: making out or something. I think we were in a
Speaker 3: car and we were like making out, and then I looked.
Speaker 3: I looked up at him, and I was like, make
Speaker 3: me so happy. And that was the moment it all turned.
Speaker 3: That was the moment, like could you see it?
Speaker 2: Because you see it like in his thighete the whole vibe.
Speaker 3: I felt the I felt the oh my god, he's
Speaker 3: he lost interest.
Speaker 1: It was and I think of this like in a
Speaker 1: split second, like in a split so I.
Speaker 3: Could just feel that he is one of those guys
Speaker 3: that was like, ugh, now she's too into me, you know.
Speaker 1: And I just I just knew.
Speaker 3: Also, I kind of knew that he did a lot
Speaker 3: of having like he liked having unrequited he liked obsessing
Speaker 3: and pining for people for for a long time, and
Speaker 3: and I knew he had some He was like an
Speaker 3: emotionally distant guy, so I shouldn't have expected any different.
Speaker 3: But I felt that tone change. And every time I
Speaker 3: see not every time, but sometimes when I see the
Speaker 3: Brian and Parsa thing, I'm like, oh, Parsa, don't don't.
Speaker 1: Give him that.
Speaker 3: Don't don't go like, oh my god, We're like because
Speaker 3: there's a moment later in the episode where she's like
Speaker 3: where they're having dra drama with they're talking about Bailey
Speaker 3: and Jeremy and Brian's drama, and she goes, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Isn't this great?
Speaker 3: How this this is bringing us closer together? And I
Speaker 3: was like, you're giving him the gross out feelings.
Speaker 1: He doesn't. But the thing is that's different.
Speaker 2: The thing that's different with Plug, if I may say,
Speaker 2: even though this is not bored and I understand we're
Speaker 2: coming right back to this, but the thing that's different
Speaker 2: is that, like it's not like I mean, he was
Speaker 2: so so so so probably like love b yes, and
Speaker 2: I don't even know that Brian did that. They just
Speaker 2: got together and he really really liked her first, which
Speaker 2: is a thing that an hour and they don't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but like like you felt comfortable saying that because you
Speaker 2: were like, oh my god, I'm finally doing the healthy thing.
Speaker 2: I'm finally like dating someone who's so in to me.
Speaker 2: This is really interesting and different for me.
Speaker 3: Like, and I think you know that when she was like,
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, I'm so into you, Like, isn't this amazing?
Speaker 3: I think she was feeling that too, And then I
Speaker 3: think it switched and now she can't get out of
Speaker 3: that mode. She cannot play hard to get.
Speaker 2: She's just like, right, I'm the same way as PRESI yeah,
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 1: It's well, it's hard to watch. It so hard to watch.
Speaker 2: But anyway, as was as was the next scene, this
Speaker 2: is I bet this is gonna make you so mad,
Speaker 2: because I got really mad. Captain Kim is so fucking dramatic.
Speaker 2: He comes in too, Faith, who's like whatever, just living
Speaker 2: her life. He comes over and he's like, we need
Speaker 2: to talk now. If anybody says that, he will not
Speaker 2: console her in any way, he will not make her
Speaker 2: feel She's like what, Oh my god. She's probably thinking
Speaker 2: like I don't I'm not into this.
Speaker 1: I'm not into you. I'm leaving. Sorry, I gotta leave
Speaker 1: a show.
Speaker 2: She's probably not even thinking about the heart monitor, like
Speaker 2: that's that's yesterday's news.
Speaker 1: He had to go.
Speaker 2: He had a heart aphib or whatever, which is no joke,
Speaker 2: but like, yeah, that's not I don't even think that's
Speaker 2: what she was thinking. And he made it seem like
Speaker 2: he was going to break up with her. I swear
Speaker 2: to god, I swear he was doing that on purpose.
Speaker 1: Why know why? Why? And she's so into him. So
Speaker 1: then he like pulls her aside and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got.
Speaker 2: To get this heart monitor because you know, Like but
Speaker 2: he's like, but I'm doing a lot better now.
Speaker 1: Lead with that. You made her like now she's going
Speaker 1: to have a heart attack. She just starts crying, head
Speaker 1: on his shoulder. She's just like I'm so.
Speaker 2: Scared, and he's like crying because she's heart Yeah, but
Speaker 2: it's not because of the heart. She's crying because she
Speaker 2: thought she it's the relief and the fear of what
Speaker 2: she thought he was going to say. Yes, she it
Speaker 2: was that like like we all have like we need
Speaker 2: to talk, and he's all stern about it. He's being
Speaker 2: all navy about it, you know, like what the fuck
Speaker 2: what I'm okay.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, this is good news. This is good news.
Speaker 1: I know I made it sound like I was abandoning you.
Speaker 2: We need to talk or yeah, like we need to talk.
Speaker 2: This isn't doing it for me, And then like what
Speaker 2: you said that? And then she's like what He goes
Speaker 2: these wires I gotta wear on my chest like everything's
Speaker 2: a misdirect unnecessary Captain cam and listen, I'm on his side.
Speaker 2: I like that he's getting his groove on to some
Speaker 2: degree because like we need to talk.
Speaker 3: I've made a stronger connection to the wires, to.
Speaker 1: The EKG machine. It gave me good news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've made a stronger connection to you, even stronger
Speaker 2: than I thought I had before.
Speaker 1: Just back and forth. So that just that was a track.
Speaker 3: Also right before that, I just the last thing I
Speaker 3: want to say about this Parisa Brian thing just made
Speaker 3: me sad. They do a thing where they show us
Speaker 3: that Parisa is like all she does is apologize to him.
Speaker 3: So the power dynamic has shifted so much that they
Speaker 3: show us a little night vision of her in bed
Speaker 3: with him, like sitting there just going I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 3: sorry for being too much. And he's like, no, it's okay,
Speaker 3: you're not too much, Like I don't want you to change.
Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, oh my god, okay, sorry, I'm
Speaker 3: sorry about changing, like if you didn't want me to change,
Speaker 3: like I'm sorry I did that changing thing. And he's like, no,
Speaker 3: it's okay, Like you really, like, please don't apologize, just
Speaker 3: oh my god, okay, I'm sorry for apologizing so much.
Speaker 1: I was like, saw, Parisa, you're giving me the kind
Speaker 1: of guy that was like this.
Speaker 2: I've had many guys that were like this, and there
Speaker 2: were just but they were so kind of very pug pugg,
Speaker 2: you know, very distant and then like I'd get anxious
Speaker 2: and then one guy was like, you need to chill out,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, you're right.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I did the same thing like I do.
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah. No, you should be able to have
Speaker 1: sex with strippers and stuff. I get it. That's on me.
Speaker 1: That's not me. That's my bad, right.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just ridiculous how they play it, but
Speaker 3: you know they know how to play it though. Okay,
Speaker 3: So so oh Lea, yeah, Leah tells us at the
Speaker 3: cocktail that at the cocktail party, she's like, yeah, so,
Speaker 3: you know, at the cocktail party last night, I found
Speaker 3: out some news, which is that Jonathan us not like
Speaker 3: into me, know.
Speaker 2: Didn't want he just wants to be poor Jonathan, didn't
Speaker 2: you know, as I said, I'd keep taking up for him.
Speaker 2: I don't find him attractive either physically, not that it matters,
Speaker 2: but I hear you on that. But I don't think
Speaker 2: he has to be forced to like have sex with
Speaker 2: people that he doesn't want to have sex with. He's
Speaker 2: just not into them. I think your thing is that
Speaker 2: he should just leave and let the real people be there.
Speaker 1: Is that kind of you? I think think it's.
Speaker 3: That he seems to only like women that don't like
Speaker 3: him back, like he's does he like anyone Cat, he'd
Speaker 3: be all over Cat. But she's clearly like into Dale
Speaker 3: and has been since day one. But right, yeah, I
Speaker 3: just think he wants what he can't have. I think
Speaker 3: he's like a pug, and I think that I think.
Speaker 1: That Leah is a perfectly good choice for him. He
Speaker 1: can't even like make out with her. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like her, but that's just me. She was
Speaker 2: cuter on this, but I she's not my favorite. She's
Speaker 2: one of my least favorite women on the show.
Speaker 1: Expects me. Okay, So Hannah's still there for no reason.
Speaker 2: She and Wells pop up to talk that they're going
Speaker 2: to their relationships going to be put to the test again.
Speaker 1: They've got another little game.
Speaker 3: The games, I'm sorry, are so byzantine and and like
Speaker 3: it's it's like when you're trying to learn a new
Speaker 3: board game and there's constant new instructions. And we've talked
Speaker 3: about this before, but I'm just like, just let it
Speaker 3: play out, don't tell it, just don't have Jesse over
Speaker 3: explain it. Then I get lost. Then he has to
Speaker 3: go back and say okay. So now's the twist part
Speaker 3: where you're.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, I don't want to have to learn it all.
Speaker 1: I same.
Speaker 2: You know, I've told you before, like on games, people
Speaker 2: don't like I like playing board games, but I like
Speaker 2: to make up my own rules. So I'll be like, okay,
Speaker 2: how about like Monopoly, we don't even I do a
Speaker 2: whole different thing.
Speaker 1: There's sex, sexual favors you can do. I really believe
Speaker 1: like you could.
Speaker 2: You don't have to do what Mattel tell I mean
Speaker 2: that was that stuff's been that was written in like
Speaker 2: the four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't need to follow big games, big board
Speaker 3: big board games.
Speaker 2: Exactly, big game take take the power back, you know what.
Speaker 2: I don't go to a lot of like protests, but
Speaker 2: I think I am going to do a like a
Speaker 2: big board Mattel matel protest.
Speaker 1: I think you should. What else? What are you guys protesting?
Speaker 1: I look around, what are you guys up to?
Speaker 2: We don't have to do their rules, right, Mattel is
Speaker 2: what you're talking about now exactly. Okay, So Hannah is annoying.
Speaker 2: She can barely get out one sentence.
Speaker 1: Come with me, Please, come with me. We're going to
Speaker 1: play game.
Speaker 2: Y'all, y'all, and y'all come this way. Now, let's get
Speaker 2: started and go to the Secret Garden. Oh shut up,
Speaker 2: aren't you. Kathy's all hyped.
Speaker 3: Kind of feeling for the prop people that they're out
Speaker 3: there in the heat and they're having to build this
Speaker 3: like a building basically with a hole, with all these doors,
Speaker 3: and it didn't even look that flimsy.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is this, This took forever, and
Speaker 3: you know everybody's it's it's like something from Lost, where
Speaker 3: they they're going to come upon this whole other you know,
Speaker 3: race of people, human race like, but now it's like
Speaker 3: the you know what I mean, I didn't did that
Speaker 3: happen and Lost? I didn't get ever watch an episode
Speaker 3: of it. This is just what I'm assuming, I know.
Speaker 3: But it's like a whole and you know, the people
Speaker 3: have to pretend they haven't seen all the workers.
Speaker 1: Land of the Lost. Are you confusing?
Speaker 3: Low?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: That's this is why this is the podcast to listen to,
Speaker 2: because if you have two people who have known each
Speaker 2: other for over twenty years. This is how that's I
Speaker 2: know Stephanie's brain. So I'm like, I think you're conned.
Speaker 2: There's like you're thinking of this. And although Lost did
Speaker 2: have some weird I was I was actually talking about Lost,
Speaker 2: the show Lost. It had the smoke monster, it had
Speaker 2: some weird I didn't. I never understood it or had
Speaker 2: the patience for it. But I also don't understand or
Speaker 2: have the patience for what they're doing right now. So they're,
Speaker 2: like you said, it's actually much simpler than they're making
Speaker 2: it a be. But they're in like a little circle,
Speaker 2: each with headphones, so they can't hear there can't hear
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: I don'tnder doors.
Speaker 3: There's a whole outside thing of doors, and then if
Speaker 3: you have if the door opens, you can go in,
Speaker 3: and then there's like an inside place for rendezvous. None
Speaker 3: of this makes any sense. And none of these fucking
Speaker 3: people are gonna have a rendezvous. So with spoiler alert,
Speaker 3: if they so, they have to answer these questions to
Speaker 3: see if they're compatible, and if they if another couple
Speaker 3: answers more questions right than they do, then than something.
Speaker 2: Get a chance to have to bang to bang to bowang. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I have a little secret rendezvous. So it's they get it.
Speaker 2: They each get a little chalkboard that they have to
Speaker 2: answer all these dumb questions and they go so fast,
Speaker 2: like it's like the producers didn't even care if we
Speaker 2: saw most of the answers. Some of them they showed us,
Speaker 2: Like at first they showed us some of the questions
Speaker 2: and answers, and then they just kind of went fast
Speaker 2: through it.
Speaker 1: It was like, well, how much time do you have?
Speaker 3: Some of these people though, like okay, So one of
Speaker 3: the first questions is like what's your favorite role playing
Speaker 3: in the bedroom, And some of them are like teacher
Speaker 3: and student Alisha either Alisha or Cat. I think it's
Speaker 3: Alicia says boss and secretary, but she spells secretary cec
Speaker 3: U t a r y like secretary, that q secretary.
Speaker 3: It's not smart, And then she tries to tell the
Speaker 3: camera she thinks she's being cute. She's like yeah, just
Speaker 3: like ignore that, like I don't, like I do know
Speaker 3: how to spell she secretary, but like you know, like.
Speaker 1: What about the next one? Yeah, go sorry, go ahead,
Speaker 1: go ahead?
Speaker 2: Well best sex, best time for sex? Best time of
Speaker 2: the day for sex. Everyone has like morning night. I
Speaker 2: thought they meant like a time exactly like someone said
Speaker 2: ten am or something m roden and I agree with that.
Speaker 1: But then Captain Kim get ready to create anytime right now?
Speaker 3: Fuck me?
Speaker 2: Like what if you just wrote yeah? But can we
Speaker 2: blur that or can we just maybe like do one
Speaker 2: like and one more take where you just don't write
Speaker 2: fucking now Captain Kim please?
Speaker 1: Oh and what does rot in bed mean? Bedrot? You
Speaker 1: haven't heard that?
Speaker 3: No? Oh, that's that's a kid thing. Bedrotting is It's
Speaker 3: like a teenage thing. It just means just you hang
Speaker 3: out in your bed and like watch videos and bed rot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought that was cute. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Well, I like that people. I like that people said
Speaker 2: the same thing. So that was kind of cute. And
Speaker 2: then they went through what was it deal breakers? They
Speaker 2: started going faster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they even bother telling us the answers.
Speaker 1: And you know why, because this game wasn't.
Speaker 3: Thought through that well and nobody gave a fuck because
Speaker 3: it was the people.
Speaker 1: It was so stupid.
Speaker 2: And so the couple that had the most right answers
Speaker 2: were Jonathan and lay, which is hilarious because they don't whatever.
Speaker 3: And Jonathan let every turn has to let us know
Speaker 3: that they're not attracted to each other. He's just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: isn't it funny. It's kind of ironic. We have the
Speaker 3: most matching answers, but we're not romantic.
Speaker 1: We get it. Don't get that, don't get it twisted.
Speaker 2: You know that I wouldn't touch you with a ten
Speaker 2: foot pull, right, It's annoying to me.
Speaker 3: For her, I just feel like she's very pretty, and
Speaker 3: it's you have to be questioning yourself for you're there's
Speaker 3: nobody else for you, Jonathan, and you can't just pretend
Speaker 3: to be a little You have to, like, at every
Speaker 3: opportunity let people know that you're not attracted to me,
Speaker 3: I think. And that's why she was a little bit
Speaker 3: extra upset is And she says, like, you could have
Speaker 3: just told me that, you didn't have to like tell
Speaker 3: all the other people, like, yeah, not attracted to her,
Speaker 3: just friends, Like you know, I think that would hurt.
Speaker 2: My Fat's very true. Yeah, no, you're you're right about that.
Speaker 2: I would be hurt by that too. He's just like,
Speaker 2: doesn't kid, But now she's stuck. Now she understands the assignment.
Speaker 2: That might be a little bit later, but she's down.
Speaker 2: She's down to play back.
Speaker 3: But because Jonathan is he first of all, also Jonathan
Speaker 3: is such a victim. He's like, yeah, like last night
Speaker 3: at the Rose ceremony, like, Lea, really hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1: Oh it hurt your feelings that she was like you're welcome.
Speaker 1: That was funny. You can't let her out right.
Speaker 3: Fucking dignity, Jonathan. You have to just be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that that really bothered me. And I haven't talked him
Speaker 3: like about that yet. Well, you don't need to. You
Speaker 3: don't need to.
Speaker 1: I agree, How did that hurt your feelings? You told her?
Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, I mean maybe I guess it.
Speaker 3: Hurt her feelings that I told her she's just not
Speaker 3: attractive at all, especially to me, but like in general,
Speaker 3: she's just not an attractive Maybe that bothered her, but
Speaker 3: still it didn't warrant like her saying you're welcome to
Speaker 3: me like that was so rude.
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk to her. Fuck off, Jonathan agreed.
Speaker 2: Then, almost every single person matched as a possible rendezvous.
Speaker 2: Somehow it didn't even make sense. I want to give
Speaker 2: a compliment to Andrew. By the way, we don't talk
Speaker 2: about him enough. I thought he looked really good in
Speaker 2: this episode. I don't usually notice him, but I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he looks good. I don't know, that was just something
Speaker 2: I noticed. Yeah, but everybody matches like Dale matches Prisa, everybody, Uh, Kathy,
Speaker 2: Captain Kim. They're like, nope, nope, nope, it's just all
Speaker 2: these no's and nobody cares, like we don't know what
Speaker 2: the questions were that made the match and it didn't matter.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad they skipped all that.
Speaker 3: Who cares, except that they showed that Captain Kim matches
Speaker 3: with Kathy and she's that's why.
Speaker 1: I just yeah.
Speaker 3: And then she but she's she's so like over the
Speaker 3: top about everything she gives them, like she salutes him,
Speaker 3: and then she's like, yeah, I'm sorry. I wouldn't want
Speaker 3: a guy who like, well, now I'm going to do
Speaker 3: Southern I'm trying to do like a little more in
Speaker 3: New York, like a little more Brooklyn. Right, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't want to guy like goes from girl to girl
Speaker 3: like that's not happening, Like he's he's supposed to be
Speaker 3: into faith, like I guess he's into faith but like,
Speaker 3: you know, like he's been with other people, like eugh no,
Speaker 3: it's like girl.
Speaker 2: But instead she has a guy that's not into her
Speaker 2: at all. They're not even they're openly not in our thing.
Speaker 2: So don't worry about Captain Kims. Do I want to
Speaker 2: hook up with you either?
Speaker 1: Don't worry. She's such a little busybody.
Speaker 2: But there's so many of them, like it's Alex and Jonathan,
Speaker 2: Leah and everybody, Spencer and Bailey.
Speaker 1: Oh that's hilarious. Bailey and Bryan.
Speaker 2: Okay, so then it gets the only one that's even
Speaker 2: sort of interesting interesting is Bailey and Brian. And he
Speaker 2: leans over and he's like, that's when he says, like
Speaker 2: you should consider, which is kind of sexy. It was like,
Speaker 2: you should go hook up with him. I know you're
Speaker 2: not gonna do that to Parisa, but like Bailey's vocal
Speaker 2: fry in this whole episode was making my skin crawl.
Speaker 1: It's not good. I don't.
Speaker 3: I mean when.
Speaker 2: Especially when she's crying. I mean, she cries so much
Speaker 2: that and I understand she's upset. I understand crying for
Speaker 2: like a few hours that night, but the next morning
Speaker 2: you're still you're crying so hard that you're snorting snot
Speaker 2: the next morning, the still and these are real tears,
Speaker 2: like this is like you can't fake that, right.
Speaker 1: And it was too much? Why because Jeremy called somebody
Speaker 1: else he'd gone on a date with. He told you like, well, still,
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty bad. I think it's well, we're
Speaker 1: going to get to that.
Speaker 3: But so Brian is basically telling us, you know that, Well, basically,
Speaker 3: there's just I have a bunch of talk about our
Speaker 3: people wondering.
Speaker 1: People are wondering like is my partner going to go
Speaker 1: have a secret rendezvous? What if they do?
Speaker 3: And I was like, this is so stupid. None of
Speaker 3: them are going to Yeah. Uh oh, I wrote to myself,
Speaker 3: I bet you Brian wants to rendezvous with Bailey to
Speaker 3: tell her the truth about Susie. I thought I was
Speaker 3: such a genius. I was like, God, make a prediction.
Speaker 3: Absolutely yeah, And then I wrote I was right. Brian
Speaker 3: sending a message to Bailey that he wants to talk
Speaker 3: to her. So Bailey gets the message from Brian that
Speaker 3: he just wants to talk, and she's she's confused, what's
Speaker 3: going on? Why does he want to meet with me.
Speaker 3: What's happening? What's the conspiracy? So then Alex, Jess and
Speaker 3: Kat are talking about maybe sending Kathy and Keith home. Yes,
Speaker 3: And then they talk about like, you know, some aren't
Speaker 3: here for the right reasons, they're not really here to
Speaker 3: find love. No, okay most of the people. And Jess
Speaker 3: really pats herself on the back for you know, She's like, yeah, like,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm one of the people who is just like,
Speaker 3: money is sad. I'm in love, Like I don't even
Speaker 3: need the money. Kind of these this is so stupid.
Speaker 3: Were you just rolling your eyes at all the times
Speaker 3: they're like, yeah, I don't care about the money.
Speaker 1: A lot of them say it, oh yes, of course. No,
Speaker 1: it's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 2: They're all kind of annoying, except the Goldens, and I
Speaker 2: just I miss Leslie by the way.
Speaker 1: I do want to say that. Wait, did we get
Speaker 1: to the part yet where Jeremy is so dumb and is.
Speaker 2: Like rendezvous French is Rendezvous French And they have to say, yes,
Speaker 2: that's a friend. Spencer has to say to Jeremy like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's friend. She's like, what is up, mon?
Speaker 1: What is up?
Speaker 3: Mom?
Speaker 1: To say rondav and.
Speaker 2: He's like, it means like get together, and he's like,
Speaker 2: oh okay, I mean, isn't he like a fine dance
Speaker 2: bro or something like I forget what Jeremy did, but like,
Speaker 2: how does he not know?
Speaker 1: First of all, why does he? I mean, look, I
Speaker 1: know we can't all know everything.
Speaker 2: He's young, but I mean rendezvous, like I guess maybe
Speaker 2: you wouldn't know it was French, but why even say
Speaker 2: it out?
Speaker 1: Is all of French?
Speaker 2: But like a front working with the imagine having a
Speaker 2: conversation with him. These are people whose main goal is
Speaker 2: to be on a reality show. So I think a
Speaker 2: lot of them are not that smart, right, Uh, I
Speaker 2: have that. So I was way back though, I think
Speaker 2: I just no.
Speaker 3: One can understand why Jonathan is there with no connection.
Speaker 1: You're just like, why is he even here?
Speaker 3: Still, like he doesn't even like anyone? And you know me,
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I agree, get rid of him.
Speaker 3: I agree, I agree. I don't don't know. But then
Speaker 3: this is where Jonathan and Leah talk and Jonathan's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, I don't really like how the other night
Speaker 3: played out, And this is where she says, yeah, I
Speaker 3: wish I didn't hear I have to hear it from
Speaker 3: other people.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: And then they're like, yeah, well, let's just like let's
Speaker 3: just be with each other, even though like we're totally
Speaker 3: wrong for each other. But oh and then she says,
Speaker 3: which I was on her side, She's like, I don't
Speaker 3: know what's wrong with this guy. He's he's emotionally unavailable
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 2: Now I see now I wrote exactly that I wrote.
Speaker 2: He's not emotionally unavailable. He's just not that into you.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like you. It doesn't mean that he's overall
Speaker 2: emotionally on well. I always hate those terms, Like he.
Speaker 1: Hasn't been into any of the girls that were into
Speaker 1: him though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe he's just not into those particular women.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess to be fair, he wasn't really
Speaker 2: into Jen on his season either, right, he never really
Speaker 2: seemed I mean, he made it pretty far, wasn't did
Speaker 2: he make it to like better?
Speaker 3: And then he kind of told her that he wasn't
Speaker 3: that into her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got to find him a they gotta. I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't want to make him the Bachelor,
Speaker 2: definitely not that because I mean, maybe I don't know
Speaker 2: maybe he needs a different show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, find a new show.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, So Brian, Brian goes to the outside and
Speaker 3: he he's going he wants to rendezvous. He's ready, he's
Speaker 3: he's gonna go see if she's gonna meet. Yes, and
Speaker 3: they show like, he opens a bottle of champagne. He
Speaker 3: SIPs champagne. They show the stars, then they keep showing
Speaker 3: the moon, and then he's looking at the fire and
Speaker 3: then the moon, and I was like, is he going
Speaker 3: to turn into a were wolf?
Speaker 1: What if he did?
Speaker 2: That was really funny. He's like, now I'm drinking my champagne. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he turns into a were wolf and then he just
Speaker 2: like thrash like kills everyone on set, including Wells somehow
Speaker 2: for like in the worst way, and then it just
Speaker 2: it just cuts to black, no credits, and then the
Speaker 2: show just never comes back, never explained.
Speaker 1: Oh everyone.
Speaker 3: Reddit would go crazy. Reddit would be like, is this real?
Speaker 3: I heard I know somebody who knows somebody who works
Speaker 3: on Bachelor in Paradise and they said.
Speaker 1: It's a hundred one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: And my guy told me that the network had to
Speaker 3: air it because they didn't have anything for that time slot.
Speaker 2: But it's true, like four people died. Yeah, no, the
Speaker 2: whole everybody died. In fact, it's like Grizzly Grizzly Man.
Speaker 2: The only footage is because they were filming, but they died.
Speaker 2: All the camera people done, and they'd be like and.
Speaker 3: Like a lot of people died and one person like
Speaker 3: unlive themselves for no reason.
Speaker 1: Reddit means just because it's Reddit, they have to say that.
Speaker 2: You know. The reason that they say that isn't because
Speaker 2: they say it because they you can get you can
Speaker 2: get shadow band, so like on Instagram or TikTok whatever.
Speaker 2: They say that because there's certain words that are like
Speaker 2: can get you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's okay.
Speaker 3: So basically she doesn't and then they show Bailey back
Speaker 3: in her room and she's like, God, I really hope
Speaker 3: Jeremy's like not out having a secret rendezvous. Meanwhile, they
Speaker 3: flash over to Jeremy and he's just does not give
Speaker 3: any fs. He's just in bed with like a sleep
Speaker 3: mask on.
Speaker 1: I hate this.
Speaker 2: Guy's like snory, I know, I know, but also don't
Speaker 2: forget the vocal fry. She's like I don't know, like
Speaker 2: I'm like, use your full speak, and Brian passes out
Speaker 2: drinking all the champagne waiting for her.
Speaker 3: Bailey's like, Bailey, who is just really uh dumb, is like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go tell Jeremy, Like I'm gonna I like,
Speaker 3: I have this like note from Brian, like he wants
Speaker 3: me to meet him, so I'm gonna tell Jeremy first.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. But is this one?
Speaker 2: She's telling Parisa somebody gave me and like Parsa figures out, Okay,
Speaker 2: was it Brian. She's like, I'm not gonna say, and
Speaker 2: she's like, but okay, but can you just say that
Speaker 2: it wasn't Brian. I could totally feel that, and Bailey's
Speaker 2: being dicky about it, like fuck you. She's like doing
Speaker 2: her hair, like yeah, I mean, I'm not saying either way.
Speaker 2: Just tell her that's your friend. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: She yeah, nobody's great.
Speaker 3: Well, I have a little I read a thing basically
Speaker 3: on Reddit. Speaking of Reddit, I read a thing. Well,
Speaker 3: I could read it to you later, but I can
Speaker 3: tell you that part of the gist of it is
Speaker 3: that they were like, why didn't you tell Prisa and
Speaker 3: her thing? Where she was like, well, I didn't, like
Speaker 3: I didn't want to make a thing into a bigger thing,
Speaker 3: like and it turned out that he wasn't into me romantically,
Speaker 3: So her, you know what I'm saying, Like she was like,
Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't want to start a bigger problem
Speaker 3: if it wasn't a problem. I think this is I
Speaker 3: genuinely think that she knew that Brian wanted to talk
Speaker 3: to her about Jeremy. That's what I think. I think
Speaker 3: that she did not think that Brian was interested in her.
Speaker 3: He's never given off any signs, So I think that
Speaker 3: she was trying to make it seem more dramatic, like
Speaker 3: what if he is what if he's like ene me.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's that smart. I actually don't wouldn't
Speaker 2: give her that much credit. I think she probably did
Speaker 2: think because I don't think she'd have any reason to
Speaker 2: think that Brian was going to come tell her something
Speaker 2: about you. I don't think so that's like hindsight talking.
Speaker 2: I don't think I think she was like, well.
Speaker 3: So she goes into Jeremy's room, which I'm also wondering.
Speaker 3: I don't think that it seems romantic between They never
Speaker 3: really show Bailey and Jeremy making out or seeming actually
Speaker 3: really attracted to each other. They because did you notice that, Like,
Speaker 3: Jeremy's just in bed and I think at this point
Speaker 3: it's kin really because everybody else is up and around.
Speaker 2: Well, he's been drinking a lot, I think, you know,
Speaker 2: I mean, based on the color of his face. Well
Speaker 2: that's also the sun. I think that there's some sexual
Speaker 2: stuff going on. He's he's pretty touchy with her. I
Speaker 2: don't think she'd be that upset if they weren't doing stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, she goes and sits in bed next to him,
Speaker 3: but she always seems a little bit like Grisa with Brian,
Speaker 3: where she's a little bit like apologetic, like sorry, sorry
Speaker 3: to come in, and like, bother you, Like I know
Speaker 3: you're sleeping, like you're getting your baity slit, but like
Speaker 3: I'm just I got this note from Bren and like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like barely awake. He's like, well so
Speaker 1: he does not care.
Speaker 3: All.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, please go fuck Brian. I don't care.
Speaker 2: And she's like he says that he goes sounds fun
Speaker 2: to have a secret rendezvou sounds fun that I.
Speaker 1: Mean, it's like, god, girl, oh go to sleep with Brian.
Speaker 3: That'd be fun. So then I thought this was kind
Speaker 3: of funny. So because okay, so basically she does tell
Speaker 3: him like, yeah, Brian, Brian wants to like meet me,
Speaker 3: and he doesn't care.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 3: So then Parisa is bugging Brian but like did you ask?
Speaker 1: Did you ask her to rendezvous? And he's got some
Speaker 1: splaining to do, and he goes, let's take a walk.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I wrote that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and weren't you didn't feel bad for Parissa
Speaker 3: in this moment because she now I thought she was
Speaker 3: rightfully like, oh shit, yes, we're going for a walk.
Speaker 3: We're breaking up with me? Like what's going on?
Speaker 1: Same thing? Yes, yes, because of course is it tough?
Speaker 3: Is it because the guys have the power here? Or
Speaker 3: is it because I also I feel like the guys
Speaker 3: are just not that into the girls?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I agree, I mean some of them are. I think
Speaker 2: Spencer is and Captain Kim is into all of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, he recaps, they all seem all the
Speaker 3: guys seem like they have way too much power.
Speaker 1: It bugs me. Yeah, So then Brian tells Parisa like.
Speaker 3: No, it's not that, like it's like Jeremy like called Susie.
Speaker 1: And now Parisa is like oh my god.
Speaker 3: T h m hmmm.
Speaker 2: Well she thinks that brings them closer. She's like, we're
Speaker 2: a team again. Thank you for telling me, like you
Speaker 2: should have told you to begin with. That's insane. Any
Speaker 2: why didn't he tell her also where he's told because
Speaker 2: he's like done, not into her, So he's conniving. Who
Speaker 2: knows what he's up to. I don't think he's a
Speaker 2: good guy. I cannot stress that enough. I just think
Speaker 2: he's cute, that's all. And I don't know why. I
Speaker 2: still can't figure it out because I know he said
Speaker 2: he does what like eighty units of bota.
Speaker 1: So I'm just attracted to straight up botox.
Speaker 3: I guess so because yeah, shine or head as an
Speaker 3: ice skating rink for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I would like that myself. Oh I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean i'd like that for myself. I'm not saying
Speaker 2: I want that on me. I'm not sure what I'm
Speaker 2: trying to say. I just still, like I said, he
Speaker 2: reminds me of like a Boston dude, like a Boston
Speaker 2: frat guy. Was just like very confident and cute, that's all. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: So basically, before before we break, Ryan is now just
Speaker 3: like Okay, I feel like Bailey deserves to know and
Speaker 3: she's like my friend. She's like a really good girl,
Speaker 3: you know, she's like a good girl, Like she she
Speaker 3: were really good friends, like me and Bailey were so close.
Speaker 1: Like when did that happen?
Speaker 2: They keep saying that, but like I don't remember that
Speaker 2: happening at all exactly.
Speaker 3: But also Brian thinks that he might be able to
Speaker 3: get rid of Jeremy, which would be helpful because Brian
Speaker 3: knows that Jeremy kind of has it out for him,
Speaker 3: which he does. The thing is that what I'm setting
Speaker 3: up here before we go into part two is that
Speaker 3: I am completely on Brian's side on this whole thing.
Speaker 3: I don't understand how things went so negatively for him,
Speaker 3: because this is this is happens on every incarnation of
Speaker 3: this show. It happens on Survivor, it happens on all
Speaker 3: these kinds of shows. Like he's he's actually being a.
Speaker 1: Good friend to Bailey here it's.
Speaker 2: Which spoiler Wells makes that point better think he's like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is happening here?
Speaker 1: This is mass I.
Speaker 2: Turned on everybody for Wells. Yeah, yeah, okay, all right,
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Speaker 3: us about Laura.
Speaker 1: Laura Stewart.
Speaker 2: Our friend Laura Stewart has Aspire Counseling. They work they
Speaker 2: do these really cool brain mapping things. They work with
Speaker 2: like trauma specialists and everything, and they do these brain
Speaker 2: mapping things where you can like map your brain. I
Speaker 2: mean it's really truly like the coolest thing ever. You
Speaker 2: want to go to Denver brainspotting dot com. But you
Speaker 2: do not need to live in Denver or Colorado or
Speaker 2: anything to use this. But that's where you find her
Speaker 2: and find out more at denverbrainspotting dot com. She has
Speaker 2: a team of therapists and it's really it's just a
Speaker 2: cool new thing.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, everybody, We love you guys, and we'll
Speaker 3: see you on part two in two minutes.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,