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<v Speaker 1>Nine news nuggets. These are the stories that fell through.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you take your shoes off of.

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<v Speaker 1>The proverbial news couch? I think I have your dog

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<v Speaker 1>on my socks today? Is your dog?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Now what kind of dog is this? Is that a burger?

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<v Speaker 4>A dog?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a dog or a lion?

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what kind of dog it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I do have your dog on a set of sheets,

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<v Speaker 4>Christmas sheets that I have.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a little Scottish terrier on there.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure it's a Scottish terrier, some fake Schnauzer or something

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's honorable mention.

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<v Speaker 3>Honorable mention serving what you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are great honorable modes.

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<v Speaker 4>So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member

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<v Speaker 4>of Honorable Mention.

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<v Speaker 1>This is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you're eating right now, maybe just turn it down.

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<v Speaker 2>About thirty five seconds, sixty six million years ago, somebody barfed.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a shark chomp, chomp, chomp.

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<v Speaker 2>Very old shark vomit they have found in Denmark in

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<v Speaker 2>the Cliffs of Stevens.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this just Denmark trying to keep us away from Greenland?

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<v Speaker 4>Talking about all the barf on the land.

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<v Speaker 2>They said that the prehistoric patch of puke sat there

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<v Speaker 2>long enough to turn into a fossil, languishing an obscurity

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<v Speaker 2>until an amateur sleuth made the discovery last November. Why

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<v Speaker 2>in the world would you look at that and think

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<v Speaker 2>to yourself, I think that's vomit sixty six million years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's silly.

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<v Speaker 2>Number nine. That guy wants to see your feet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still thinking about it. Yes, and I speak nine

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<v Speaker 1>languages night. Basically everybody at table nine.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just the fact that he thinks that they're gross

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<v Speaker 4>and like that. Yeah, like no, that's like there will

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<v Speaker 4>be no shoe show. That's like when you smell something

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<v Speaker 4>and it smells awful and then you turn to your friend,

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, smell this and you're like no, what, friend

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<v Speaker 4>goes Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had friends that wouldn't. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>A police union, says a man who posted a video

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<v Speaker 2>police doing donuts and the snow was snitching and we

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<v Speaker 2>all know what happens to snitches. You get stitches, Snitches

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<v Speaker 2>get rewards. Oh, Eric Garcetti told us, snitches get rewards.

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<v Speaker 4>Eric Garcetti also referred to himself as the big daddy downtown.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is Eric Garcetti?

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<v Speaker 1>These days you.

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<v Speaker 4>Got kicked out of India, didn't he listen? I like

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<v Speaker 4>Eric Garcetti as a person. I think in a different

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<v Speaker 4>world we would be friends. But I just disagree with

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of things, ninety percent of things that he

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<v Speaker 4>has said out loud in front of microphones.

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<v Speaker 2>Houston police officers caught on video doing donuts during a

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<v Speaker 2>recent snowstorm. They're facing disciplinary action for their for their transgressions,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess might be a word you would use. The

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<v Speaker 2>Houston Police Officers Union went on to call him a snitch.

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<v Speaker 2>He Hammond Brown recorded and posted the video and said,

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<v Speaker 2>now that the union is out to get him, Here's

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<v Speaker 2>number eight. A child is bold every eight second listening

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<v Speaker 2>to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.

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<v Speaker 4>There are certain legal transgressions that I'm willing to look

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<v Speaker 4>the other way for, and this is one of them,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe top five. Because if you've ever had a cinnabon,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, if you just one cinnabon has grazed your lips,

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<v Speaker 4>you know the pull of the cinnabon. You don't need

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<v Speaker 4>to smell it, although when you do smell it, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Nearly impossible to resist. We can all.

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<v Speaker 4>Smell it, right, now it's just other cinnamon rolls. They

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<v Speaker 4>don't do the same thing as a Cinnabon does. It's

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<v Speaker 4>the beautiful box, it's the pop of the box. It's

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<v Speaker 4>the smell, it's the waft, it's the the shopping mall

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<v Speaker 4>tables of sadness that you sit in often alone, to

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<v Speaker 4>eat your cinnabon.

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<v Speaker 2>Bond Police and Dunwoody, George, I say, said that someone

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<v Speaker 2>broke into the mall, the perimeter mall overnight.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Only thing they got.

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<v Speaker 1>Cinnabon was a cinnabon. Yeah, I get it.

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<v Speaker 4>If you are having a craving at like eleven for

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<v Speaker 4>a Cinnabon and not having access to it, I would

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<v Speaker 4>break into a mall.

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<v Speaker 2>My daughter and I made cinnamon rolls over Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Delicious, but not the same as the.

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<v Speaker 2>Same, not the same. But I'll tell you what, if

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<v Speaker 2>you challenged me to get type two diabetes, I would

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<v Speaker 2>take the cinnabon train.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys make a whole, like a baking tray

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<v Speaker 1>of them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? How much butter was involved? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>The lot? I mean, how do you judge on such

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<v Speaker 2>a I find adventures. All I need to hear is

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<v Speaker 2>a lot here's the seven the seventh son of the

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<v Speaker 2>seventh son. We're on with seven days with a government, seven.

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<v Speaker 4>Seven eight seven years of college down to drake seven years.

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<v Speaker 4>You better not have any freaking cinnamon rolls at Super

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<v Speaker 4>Bowl or I'm leaving oh.

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<v Speaker 2>With this with the cinmon of us. A guy in

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<v Speaker 2>Orange Mound, Tennessee, is in jail. His name is Rodriquez Wilbourne,

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<v Speaker 2>charged with aggravated burglary, being held on five thousand dollars bond.

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<v Speaker 2>A burglary call came into a homeback on the twenty second.

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<v Speaker 2>Officers said a man later identified as Rodriquez Wilbourne had

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<v Speaker 2>broken into the home and stolen the toilet. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>new toilet still in the box. Of course, he dragged

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet back towards the house, even jumped a fence

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<v Speaker 2>while he was fleeing away from police.

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<v Speaker 1>So also something I'm okay with stealing. So put that

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<v Speaker 1>on my list.

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<v Speaker 4>Cinnamon okay and toilets okay, because when you gotta go,

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<v Speaker 4>you got to go, you need a toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>You need a toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Number six.

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<v Speaker 1>I got six.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I learned. Six six. There's six more weeks

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<v Speaker 2>of later. Picture of me a rabbi and six drunk

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<v Speaker 2>and lawn show. I would just dig you in a

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<v Speaker 2>nursing home closer to us. I don't have to guys,

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<v Speaker 2>take that drink another six pack. I'm getting to the

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<v Speaker 2>point where I don't want anybody to have drones.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree.

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<v Speaker 4>I totally agree, and I can't believe that there hasn't

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<v Speaker 4>been more regulations or more of these story servicing. This

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<v Speaker 4>is Sweden's first ever charge of drunk driving for piloting

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<v Speaker 4>a drone. Happened last year during a classic car event.

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<v Speaker 4>Police were flying their own drone over the grounds when

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<v Speaker 4>they noticed a private drone in the same area, a

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<v Speaker 4>problem because the airspace was restricted for the event.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy, okay, the blood alcohol content limit in Sweden

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<v Speaker 2>is point two point four.

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<v Speaker 1>You're dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, that can't be the right point two.

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<v Speaker 2>There's there were we're mixing up our measurements here, maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 4>But if he had a point six ' nine boy,

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<v Speaker 4>they said he did.

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<v Speaker 2>But they said miller leaders per MILLI okay, well, don't

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<v Speaker 2>get the metric system involved here.

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<v Speaker 1>The man was drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>We all know that there's number five five we beg.

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<v Speaker 1>Five little monkeys. This is the year five point five.

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<v Speaker 2>Five, give me a favorite loose five pounds immediately.

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<v Speaker 4>Did I ever send me the picture of that little

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<v Speaker 4>boutique that I found when I was somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>It was called five Little Monkeys?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know who fu Zai is? No? Fuzai is

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<v Speaker 2>China's first Corgie police dog. Fuzi joined the force a

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<v Speaker 2>little more than a year and a half ago in

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<v Speaker 2>Wi Fang Province.

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<v Speaker 1>He is so adorable.

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<v Speaker 2>He is a reserve explosives detection operative as of a

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<v Speaker 2>year ago. It became a viral sensation because he's, like

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<v Speaker 2>you said, a door. He's adorb whose. The problem is

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<v Speaker 2>he has lost his performance bonus because he sleeps on

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<v Speaker 2>the job and he peas in the sink. So isn't

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<v Speaker 2>that what dogs do? I mean, I don't know about

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<v Speaker 2>peeing in the sink, but he's already received.

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<v Speaker 4>You know we should do is put your dog up

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<v Speaker 4>on the counter in the bathroom and see if he's

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<v Speaker 4>in the sink.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's a great idea. He can't get

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<v Speaker 2>down from there.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why we stand there and we just see what happens,

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<v Speaker 4>and then we put him back on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>You wait for a couple hours until he's got to

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<v Speaker 2>go and see what happens.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to see if it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't have pets number four or minute's.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably on his fours tranquilizer by now.

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<v Speaker 2>Comment number four.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe dogs think like, oh, there's a sink, I got.

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<v Speaker 1>A pee in it. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>We've talked about Toco before. Toko is a guy on

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube who has been living out his figer quotes dreams

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<v Speaker 2>of being a dog with the help of this ridiculously

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<v Speaker 2>expensive costume.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought we would have lost him by now because

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<v Speaker 4>of the myriad issues that are clearly going on upstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>He has launched a Toko Toko zoo oh this week.

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<v Speaker 2>It's open to the public a few times each month

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning and afternoon session.

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<v Speaker 4>So it features humans dressed up as animals. What would

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<v Speaker 4>you dress up as?

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<v Speaker 2>I listen. I like his costume as an Alaskan malam.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, but that's already been That box has been checked.

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<v Speaker 4>So what would you do?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he's got a collie here. You could look like Lassie.

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<v Speaker 4>Pick like a tiger or something, an orangutang. You can

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<v Speaker 4>throw your feces of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, how would I dress as an orangutang with an

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<v Speaker 2>orangutang suit? I know, but they're very similar to my

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<v Speaker 2>body structure. Right now? Did you just look at my

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<v Speaker 2>body structure? How dare you you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you after that?

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<v Speaker 2>I think you have a greater teche bonnet structure. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I feel like a woman who sent videos

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<v Speaker 2>of herself farting in a series of harassing messages to

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<v Speaker 2>her boyfriend's ex girlfriend has been given a community order

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<v Speaker 2>to stay away. Rhann and Evans pleaded guilty to pursuing

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<v Speaker 2>a course of conduct amounting to their harassment.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of people have dodged a bullet in this story.

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, the boyfriend, Oh wait, he's still with

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<v Speaker 4>this broad.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, yeah, well yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he's got there together. Red flag.

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<v Speaker 2>He she's sending the messages to an ex girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 4>He's with you now, sweetheart. No need to send your

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<v Speaker 4>farts along. Okay, that's all you need. He's with you now.

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<v Speaker 2>She had a difficult upbringing you sent me, and is

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<v Speaker 2>said to have mental health problems.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's time to get out of that relationship. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>number two.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? You too, forgot there's two sons and

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<v Speaker 2>no women. Ringing priest in Detroit claims to be an

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<v Speaker 2>exorcist charged in the state of Illinois this week for

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<v Speaker 2>an incident in which he allegedly flost his teeth with

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<v Speaker 2>the hair of a teenage girl.

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<v Speaker 4>Why is this news? It's a priest that used hair

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<v Speaker 4>for flass. We've heard of much worse. Let's move on

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<v Speaker 4>Number one.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird Number one?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care, I umber one?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you the number one?

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday?

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<v Speaker 2>I love this story? Written by Joel Grover, our friend

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<v Speaker 2>from Over at NBC four. A night on the near

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<v Speaker 2>the Hollywood Walk of Fame changed a woman's life. As

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<v Speaker 2>she was getting into her car and a homeless man

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<v Speaker 2>sprinted across Hollywood Boulevard toward her and she was having

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<v Speaker 2>a pleasant evening out with an authentic at an authentic

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<v Speaker 2>tie restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>Why does it matter that it's authentic? Why can't it

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<v Speaker 4>just be a tie restaurant? Why is that relevant?

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<v Speaker 2>Pulled her out of the car, dragged her in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the street, and dumped a bucket of hot

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<v Speaker 2>feces on her head.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, why did he choose her?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? What about this?

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<v Speaker 1>Woman? Said?

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<v Speaker 4>I have a bucket of hot crap and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>put it on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is she has to be tested for infectious

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<v Speaker 2>diseases yeah, and retested every few months. Yeah, because of

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<v Speaker 2>the potential for it to lie dormant until it.

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<v Speaker 1>Gets bucket of feces. Bad memories. It's a perfect description.

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<v Speaker 2>Of this show. Well, John Cobell chose Caught Up next. Whoa, whoa,

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you tomorrow or maybe Monday. Probably have a

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<v Speaker 2>nice weekend, snitches, snitches get oh

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<v Speaker 4>Week stream on the way out, no way to go rewards,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, just say the thing, yeah, Blessings