Speaker 1: Nine news nuggets. These are the stories that fell through.
Speaker 2: Why do you take your shoes off of.
Speaker 1: The proverbial news couch? I think I have your dog
Speaker 1: on my socks today? Is your dog?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Now what kind of dog is this? Is that a burger?
Speaker 4: A dog?
Speaker 2: That's a dog or a lion?
Speaker 1: I wonder what kind of dog it is.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I do have your dog on a set of sheets,
Speaker 4: Christmas sheets that I have.
Speaker 1: There's a little Scottish terrier on there.
Speaker 2: Sure it's a Scottish terrier, some fake Schnauzer or something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's honorable mention.
Speaker 3: Honorable mention serving what you.
Speaker 1: Are great honorable modes.
Speaker 4: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 4: of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1: This is disgusting.
Speaker 4: So if you're eating right now, maybe just turn it down.
Speaker 2: About thirty five seconds, sixty six million years ago, somebody barfed.
Speaker 1: It was a shark chomp, chomp, chomp.
Speaker 2: Very old shark vomit they have found in Denmark in
Speaker 2: the Cliffs of Stevens.
Speaker 4: Is this just Denmark trying to keep us away from Greenland?
Speaker 4: Talking about all the barf on the land.
Speaker 2: They said that the prehistoric patch of puke sat there
Speaker 2: long enough to turn into a fossil, languishing an obscurity
Speaker 2: until an amateur sleuth made the discovery last November. Why
Speaker 2: in the world would you look at that and think
Speaker 2: to yourself, I think that's vomit sixty six million years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's silly.
Speaker 2: Number nine. That guy wants to see your feet.
Speaker 1: I'm still thinking about it. Yes, and I speak nine
Speaker 1: languages night. Basically everybody at table nine.
Speaker 4: It's just the fact that he thinks that they're gross
Speaker 4: and like that. Yeah, like no, that's like there will
Speaker 4: be no shoe show. That's like when you smell something
Speaker 4: and it smells awful and then you turn to your friend,
Speaker 4: You're like, smell this and you're like no, what, friend
Speaker 4: goes Okay.
Speaker 1: I've had friends that wouldn't. Oh.
Speaker 2: A police union, says a man who posted a video
Speaker 2: police doing donuts and the snow was snitching and we
Speaker 2: all know what happens to snitches. You get stitches, Snitches
Speaker 2: get rewards. Oh, Eric Garcetti told us, snitches get rewards.
Speaker 4: Eric Garcetti also referred to himself as the big daddy downtown.
Speaker 2: Where is Eric Garcetti?
Speaker 1: These days you.
Speaker 4: Got kicked out of India, didn't he listen? I like
Speaker 4: Eric Garcetti as a person. I think in a different
Speaker 4: world we would be friends. But I just disagree with
Speaker 4: a lot of things, ninety percent of things that he
Speaker 4: has said out loud in front of microphones.
Speaker 2: Houston police officers caught on video doing donuts during a
Speaker 2: recent snowstorm. They're facing disciplinary action for their for their transgressions,
Speaker 2: I guess might be a word you would use. The
Speaker 2: Houston Police Officers Union went on to call him a snitch.
Speaker 2: He Hammond Brown recorded and posted the video and said,
Speaker 2: now that the union is out to get him, Here's
Speaker 2: number eight. A child is bold every eight second listening
Speaker 2: to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 4: There are certain legal transgressions that I'm willing to look
Speaker 4: the other way for, and this is one of them,
Speaker 4: maybe top five. Because if you've ever had a cinnabon,
Speaker 4: you know, if you just one cinnabon has grazed your lips,
Speaker 4: you know the pull of the cinnabon. You don't need
Speaker 4: to smell it, although when you do smell it, it's.
Speaker 1: Nearly impossible to resist. We can all.
Speaker 4: Smell it, right, now it's just other cinnamon rolls. They
Speaker 4: don't do the same thing as a Cinnabon does. It's
Speaker 4: the beautiful box, it's the pop of the box. It's
Speaker 4: the smell, it's the waft, it's the the shopping mall
Speaker 4: tables of sadness that you sit in often alone, to
Speaker 4: eat your cinnabon.
Speaker 2: Bond Police and Dunwoody, George, I say, said that someone
Speaker 2: broke into the mall, the perimeter mall overnight.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: Only thing they got.
Speaker 1: Cinnabon was a cinnabon. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4: If you are having a craving at like eleven for
Speaker 4: a Cinnabon and not having access to it, I would
Speaker 4: break into a mall.
Speaker 2: My daughter and I made cinnamon rolls over Christmas.
Speaker 1: Delicious, but not the same as the.
Speaker 2: Same, not the same. But I'll tell you what, if
Speaker 2: you challenged me to get type two diabetes, I would
Speaker 2: take the cinnabon train.
Speaker 1: Did you guys make a whole, like a baking tray
Speaker 1: of them?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How much butter was involved? Uh?
Speaker 2: The lot? I mean, how do you judge on such
Speaker 2: a I find adventures. All I need to hear is
Speaker 2: a lot here's the seven the seventh son of the
Speaker 2: seventh son. We're on with seven days with a government, seven.
Speaker 4: Seven eight seven years of college down to drake seven years.
Speaker 4: You better not have any freaking cinnamon rolls at Super
Speaker 4: Bowl or I'm leaving oh.
Speaker 2: With this with the cinmon of us. A guy in
Speaker 2: Orange Mound, Tennessee, is in jail. His name is Rodriquez Wilbourne,
Speaker 2: charged with aggravated burglary, being held on five thousand dollars bond.
Speaker 2: A burglary call came into a homeback on the twenty second.
Speaker 2: Officers said a man later identified as Rodriquez Wilbourne had
Speaker 2: broken into the home and stolen the toilet. There's a
Speaker 2: new toilet still in the box. Of course, he dragged
Speaker 2: the toilet back towards the house, even jumped a fence
Speaker 2: while he was fleeing away from police.
Speaker 1: So also something I'm okay with stealing. So put that
Speaker 1: on my list.
Speaker 4: Cinnamon okay and toilets okay, because when you gotta go,
Speaker 4: you got to go, you need a toilet.
Speaker 1: You need a toilet.
Speaker 2: Number six.
Speaker 1: I got six.
Speaker 2: That's what I learned. Six six. There's six more weeks
Speaker 2: of later. Picture of me a rabbi and six drunk
Speaker 2: and lawn show. I would just dig you in a
Speaker 2: nursing home closer to us. I don't have to guys,
Speaker 2: take that drink another six pack. I'm getting to the
Speaker 2: point where I don't want anybody to have drones.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 4: I totally agree, and I can't believe that there hasn't
Speaker 4: been more regulations or more of these story servicing. This
Speaker 4: is Sweden's first ever charge of drunk driving for piloting
Speaker 4: a drone. Happened last year during a classic car event.
Speaker 4: Police were flying their own drone over the grounds when
Speaker 4: they noticed a private drone in the same area, a
Speaker 4: problem because the airspace was restricted for the event.
Speaker 2: This guy, okay, the blood alcohol content limit in Sweden
Speaker 2: is point two point four.
Speaker 1: You're dead.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that can't be the right point two.
Speaker 2: There's there were we're mixing up our measurements here, maybe,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 4: But if he had a point six ' nine boy,
Speaker 4: they said he did.
Speaker 2: But they said miller leaders per MILLI okay, well, don't
Speaker 2: get the metric system involved here.
Speaker 1: The man was drunk.
Speaker 2: We all know that there's number five five we beg.
Speaker 1: Five little monkeys. This is the year five point five.
Speaker 2: Five, give me a favorite loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 4: Did I ever send me the picture of that little
Speaker 4: boutique that I found when I was somewhere.
Speaker 1: It was called five Little Monkeys?
Speaker 2: No, that's fun.
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 2: Do you know who fu Zai is? No? Fuzai is
Speaker 2: China's first Corgie police dog. Fuzi joined the force a
Speaker 2: little more than a year and a half ago in
Speaker 2: Wi Fang Province.
Speaker 1: He is so adorable.
Speaker 2: He is a reserve explosives detection operative as of a
Speaker 2: year ago. It became a viral sensation because he's, like
Speaker 2: you said, a door. He's adorb whose. The problem is
Speaker 2: he has lost his performance bonus because he sleeps on
Speaker 2: the job and he peas in the sink. So isn't
Speaker 2: that what dogs do? I mean, I don't know about
Speaker 2: peeing in the sink, but he's already received.
Speaker 4: You know we should do is put your dog up
Speaker 4: on the counter in the bathroom and see if he's
Speaker 4: in the sink.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's a great idea. He can't get
Speaker 2: down from there.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: That's why we stand there and we just see what happens,
Speaker 4: and then we put him back on the floor.
Speaker 2: You wait for a couple hours until he's got to
Speaker 2: go and see what happens.
Speaker 4: I just want to see if it's like, you know,
Speaker 4: you don't have pets number four or minute's.
Speaker 1: Probably on his fours tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 2: Comment number four.
Speaker 4: Maybe dogs think like, oh, there's a sink, I got.
Speaker 1: A pee in it. I don't know.
Speaker 2: We've talked about Toco before. Toko is a guy on
Speaker 2: YouTube who has been living out his figer quotes dreams
Speaker 2: of being a dog with the help of this ridiculously
Speaker 2: expensive costume.
Speaker 4: I thought we would have lost him by now because
Speaker 4: of the myriad issues that are clearly going on upstairs.
Speaker 2: He has launched a Toko Toko zoo oh this week.
Speaker 2: It's open to the public a few times each month
Speaker 2: in the morning and afternoon session.
Speaker 4: So it features humans dressed up as animals. What would
Speaker 4: you dress up as?
Speaker 2: I listen. I like his costume as an Alaskan malam.
Speaker 4: I know, but that's already been That box has been checked.
Speaker 4: So what would you do?
Speaker 2: Well, he's got a collie here. You could look like Lassie.
Speaker 4: Pick like a tiger or something, an orangutang. You can
Speaker 4: throw your feces of people.
Speaker 2: Uh, how would I dress as an orangutang with an
Speaker 2: orangutang suit? I know, but they're very similar to my
Speaker 2: body structure. Right now? Did you just look at my
Speaker 2: body structure? How dare you you would.
Speaker 1: Like you after that?
Speaker 2: I think you have a greater teche bonnet structure. I
Speaker 2: don't think I feel like a woman who sent videos
Speaker 2: of herself farting in a series of harassing messages to
Speaker 2: her boyfriend's ex girlfriend has been given a community order
Speaker 2: to stay away. Rhann and Evans pleaded guilty to pursuing
Speaker 2: a course of conduct amounting to their harassment.
Speaker 4: A lot of people have dodged a bullet in this story.
Speaker 4: First of all, the boyfriend, Oh wait, he's still with
Speaker 4: this broad.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, yeah, well yes.
Speaker 1: Well he's got there together. Red flag.
Speaker 2: He she's sending the messages to an ex girlfriend.
Speaker 4: He's with you now, sweetheart. No need to send your
Speaker 4: farts along. Okay, that's all you need. He's with you now.
Speaker 2: She had a difficult upbringing you sent me, and is
Speaker 2: said to have mental health problems.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's time to get out of that relationship. Here's
Speaker 1: number two.
Speaker 2: What's going on? You too, forgot there's two sons and
Speaker 2: no women. Ringing priest in Detroit claims to be an
Speaker 2: exorcist charged in the state of Illinois this week for
Speaker 2: an incident in which he allegedly flost his teeth with
Speaker 2: the hair of a teenage girl.
Speaker 4: Why is this news? It's a priest that used hair
Speaker 4: for flass. We've heard of much worse. Let's move on
Speaker 4: Number one.
Speaker 2: Weird Number one?
Speaker 1: I don't care, I umber one?
Speaker 2: Are you the number one?
Speaker 1: Tuesday?
Speaker 2: I love this story? Written by Joel Grover, our friend
Speaker 2: from Over at NBC four. A night on the near
Speaker 2: the Hollywood Walk of Fame changed a woman's life. As
Speaker 2: she was getting into her car and a homeless man
Speaker 2: sprinted across Hollywood Boulevard toward her and she was having
Speaker 2: a pleasant evening out with an authentic at an authentic
Speaker 2: tie restaurant.
Speaker 4: Why does it matter that it's authentic? Why can't it
Speaker 4: just be a tie restaurant? Why is that relevant?
Speaker 2: Pulled her out of the car, dragged her in the
Speaker 2: middle of the street, and dumped a bucket of hot
Speaker 2: feces on her head.
Speaker 1: All right, why did he choose her?
Speaker 2: Like? What about this?
Speaker 1: Woman? Said?
Speaker 4: I have a bucket of hot crap and I'm gonna
Speaker 4: put it on this one.
Speaker 2: The problem is she has to be tested for infectious
Speaker 2: diseases yeah, and retested every few months. Yeah, because of
Speaker 2: the potential for it to lie dormant until it.
Speaker 1: Gets bucket of feces. Bad memories. It's a perfect description.
Speaker 2: Of this show. Well, John Cobell chose Caught Up next. Whoa, whoa,
Speaker 2: We'll see you tomorrow or maybe Monday. Probably have a
Speaker 2: nice weekend, snitches, snitches get oh
Speaker 4: Week stream on the way out, no way to go rewards,
Speaker 4: all right, just say the thing, yeah, Blessings