WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:05.960 Okay, perfect, perfect, Damn, this is like the latest we 2 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:09.000 have recorded a podcast. We usually record around twelve pm. 3 00:00:09.160 --> 00:00:12.679 I know, it's about like almost six pm, so the 4 00:00:12.720 --> 00:00:14.439 doolulu is kicking in. Yeah. 5 00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:17.120 No, I need a tequila shot right now, you know. 6 00:00:17.519 --> 00:00:19.519 For it to be called sip in tequila. And the 7 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:21.399 fact that we have not been sipping on. 8 00:00:21.600 --> 00:00:25.760 I mean passing over right now. I'm ready, what's up? No, 9 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:28.079 no one can call me fake. We're about to save 10 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:29.280 some tequila right now. 11 00:00:29.519 --> 00:00:32.399 You know what, I forget that we have this shout 12 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:36.119 out torrid that we have right behind my monitor, so 13 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:38.039 I can't I always looking at me. 14 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:43.359 Yeah, the fact that I forget she's there too, then 15 00:00:43.439 --> 00:00:44.320 she's just looking at me. 16 00:00:44.840 --> 00:00:49.560 Did you know that tequila is even though it ends 17 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:53.920 with an A, it's a it's actually masculine. Oh, it's 18 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:57.399 a he. So when they talk aboutla's not la tequila, 19 00:00:57.479 --> 00:00:59.000 it's ta oh. 20 00:00:59.280 --> 00:00:59.880 I mean yeah. 21 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:02.159 There was just like this tequila expert that came into 22 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:04.560 the building one time and he like had this whole 23 00:01:04.640 --> 00:01:07.079 history breakdown for me because he corrected me, and I 24 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:08.959 was like, Okay, I will never fuck that up again 25 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:09.280 for you. 26 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:13.200 Well, literally, just when I thought I knew my feminines 27 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:15.200 and masculines in Spanish, they go and switch it up. 28 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:16.840 How am I ever going to learn? 29 00:01:16.959 --> 00:01:19.239 It's hard. It is not easy to keep up with 30 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:19.640 that shit. 31 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:22.680 Okay, cheers, cheers. 32 00:01:22.879 --> 00:01:25.879 Ah, Oh my god, you were doing it. We're doing 33 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:26.200 the thing. 34 00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:28.560 M mmmm. 35 00:01:29.239 --> 00:01:32.560 It was a little warm, but it's okay. You don't 36 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:36.159 mind warm, dude, A this is gonna mess me up 37 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:38.760 for my new goal in twenty twenty five. 38 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:43.280 Yeah, well, you're always working towards something, so you deserve 39 00:01:43.359 --> 00:01:45.799 grace too. I believe in that for everybody. 40 00:01:45.879 --> 00:01:49.840 That was good. Yep, no excuses exactly. 41 00:01:51.359 --> 00:01:55.640 And you know, everybody's been laughing at me because like 42 00:01:55.760 --> 00:02:00.000 I missed. Oh no, that's always so sad. It's okay, wasted. 43 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:01.799 In the mouth. 44 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:05.799 There you go, that's what he said. 45 00:02:06.159 --> 00:02:07.599 I don't know why I sit in the mouth. 46 00:02:07.640 --> 00:02:10.240 Then what are you thinking about? 47 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:12.960 Oh my gosh, I need I need a chaser. 48 00:02:13.039 --> 00:02:17.240 Oh you're good. I was saying I recently heard was 49 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:19.719 like if an elephant was in this room, right, the 50 00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:22.919 elephant's big, yeah, and how long would it take to 51 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:26.000 eat that elephant one bite at a time. So like 52 00:02:26.080 --> 00:02:28.840 anytime you're trying to quit something, or like start something new. 53 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:30.960 You just got to do it one bite at a time, 54 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:34.080 one bite the elephant at a time. It's the title 55 00:02:34.159 --> 00:02:35.960 of this episode. 56 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:38.879 Me write that ship down. It's always a struggle for me. 57 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:40.120 I'm like, what the hell do I title this? 58 00:02:40.240 --> 00:02:41.919 You know the way people look at me crazy when 59 00:02:41.919 --> 00:02:44.039 I say that. But there was this one time I 60 00:02:44.039 --> 00:02:46.280 heard it twice in a day from two completely different people. 61 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:48.400 I was like, there's no way this is a coincidence. 62 00:02:48.439 --> 00:02:49.319 I needed to hear that. 63 00:02:49.319 --> 00:02:51.520 That was a sign for you for sure, exactly something. 64 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:53.520 Whatever it is that you're trying to do, the universe 65 00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:55.719 is telling you want to bite at a time. 66 00:02:55.919 --> 00:02:57.400 Yeah. 67 00:02:57.400 --> 00:03:00.000 Wow, that is very poetic. Man. This is deep right now, 68 00:03:00.680 --> 00:03:03.879 even deeper ones this thicky lass kicks in which, by 69 00:03:03.919 --> 00:03:07.280 the way, one by at a time, That's what I'm 70 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:10.120 doing now because I am trying to transform my life 71 00:03:10.159 --> 00:03:11.319 and become a runner. 72 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:14.080 Wow, she's a runner, She's a track stuff. 73 00:03:14.159 --> 00:03:17.719 She going away when it is hard. So I have 74 00:03:17.879 --> 00:03:22.960 always hated running with a passion, Like I would have 75 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.919 so much anxiety going to pe class in high school 76 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:28.680 because they always made us run and I was huffing 77 00:03:28.719 --> 00:03:32.120 and puffing. I had asthma when I was asma. I 78 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:33.759 had asthma when I was younger. I don't know if 79 00:03:33.759 --> 00:03:36.159 it like goes away, but I've never had to like 80 00:03:36.159 --> 00:03:39.800 carry in inhaler with me like when I had it. 81 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:43.520 I think the doctor said that I had severe allergies 82 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:46.680 that triggered asthma, and I think that's what the situation 83 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:49.520 was when I was younger. But when I run, I'm 84 00:03:49.560 --> 00:03:54.360 pretty sure I'm yeah, I need an inhaler when I'm running. 85 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:56.879 So I don't know. I just wanted to push myself 86 00:03:56.879 --> 00:03:59.000 to something that I've never been comfortable with, and that's 87 00:03:59.080 --> 00:04:03.960 running morning. I'm running a mile. Yesterday I ran two miles. Wow, 88 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:05.639 and I signed up for a run. 89 00:04:06.039 --> 00:04:06.960 You're crazy for that. 90 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:09.280 Actually paying to run is crazy. 91 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:11.840 Yeah. No, you could do that, what you could run 92 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:14.120 in your neighborhood, but you can't to go do it. 93 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:15.759 You're really out here. 94 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:18.879 Well, you know, I do like that community of like runners. 95 00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:20.079 Like there's a lot of them popping up. Did you 96 00:04:20.160 --> 00:04:20.600 notice that? 97 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:23.279 Yes? I noticed that, And it's I don't know, like 98 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:25.680 I've been to a few walks with like the radio 99 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:28.480 station that we work at, and the environment is dope, 100 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:30.240 you know what I mean? Like being out outdoors, Like 101 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:33.079 you're all doing one thing and it's a healthy thing. Yeah, 102 00:04:33.120 --> 00:04:35.279 you know, not to say I'm gonna leave the party 103 00:04:35.319 --> 00:04:38.879 life behind, but I do want to like put my 104 00:04:38.959 --> 00:04:41.040 time and energy into something that's going to make me 105 00:04:41.279 --> 00:04:44.839 feel good and it's also gonna help me like push 106 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:46.319 my health on a whole other level. 107 00:04:46.360 --> 00:04:48.439 Oh yeah, everyone needs a little more of that. Yeah. 108 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:50.680 So, and I've always been like a weightlifter, Like I 109 00:04:50.759 --> 00:04:54.879 love weightlifting. I could do that easily, like I've I 110 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:58.480 wouldn't say master day because I did, Like I have 111 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:00.959 personal trainers that taught me so much, and I can 112 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:02.920 do that on my own. I don't need a personal trainer. 113 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:05.160 But when it comes to running, that's a different world 114 00:05:05.160 --> 00:05:08.079 that I want to learn everything about. So I've dedicated 115 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:09.360 myself to doing that. 116 00:05:09.800 --> 00:05:11.639 Bro, I love that for you. I love this journey 117 00:05:11.639 --> 00:05:13.560 for you because I was the same way. I never 118 00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:15.920 liked running in school, to be honest, Like anytime they 119 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:19.120 made us run a mile before class started, I was walking. 120 00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:23.879 I never run, And then I actually started getting into 121 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:26.480 running too. I hated it, but then I don't know, 122 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:29.319 I just started liking it the more I ran, And 123 00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:31.800 especially when you find a really nice spot to go. Yes, 124 00:05:32.399 --> 00:05:33.639 it's it's motivating. 125 00:05:33.720 --> 00:05:35.120 I want to get to that part where it's like 126 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:37.480 I enjoy doing it now because right now it's like 127 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:38.439 I'm trying to break you. 128 00:05:38.639 --> 00:05:40.160 You're barely dipping your toes in the water. I was 129 00:05:40.199 --> 00:05:42.439 like that too. You know, I need to get back 130 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:45.040 at it. Yeah, one mine at a time. I'm not 131 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:46.959 going to sign up for any runs, That's what I'm sure. 132 00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:50.279 But well, say the way my brain, I know how 133 00:05:50.319 --> 00:05:54.360 I am. So I need something to look to, like workwards. Yeah, 134 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:56.600 if not, I'm a slack. I totally you know what 135 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:58.439 I mean. And I use my kids as the biggest 136 00:05:58.519 --> 00:06:00.720 damn excuse in the world. It's like, oh, the kids, 137 00:06:00.720 --> 00:06:02.199 don't let me. Oh, I want to spend time with 138 00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:05.360 the kids, you know, Mom, I'm like, no, I already 139 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:08.000 signed up. I don't want to be the very last 140 00:06:08.040 --> 00:06:12.800 person crossing the line at this race. So I'm only 141 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:15.199 doing a five k. It's only three miles. 142 00:06:15.279 --> 00:06:15.839 That's not bad. 143 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:17.279 But one bite at a time. 144 00:06:17.319 --> 00:06:19.000 One by the time and you can even do like 145 00:06:19.079 --> 00:06:21.399 Pats run next year. You know, you never know. There's 146 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:28.480 so many runs, and yeah, I totally totally love this 147 00:06:28.519 --> 00:06:28.800 for you. 148 00:06:28.879 --> 00:06:31.959 Thank you. 149 00:06:29.319 --> 00:06:35.360 I'm not going to do this. But anyways, I was. 150 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:37.079 Like, she about to join me? Right now? 151 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:39.920 I get it. 152 00:06:39.959 --> 00:06:43.079 I get it. Anybody would have told me to join 153 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:45.240 them in a run two weeks ago, I would have 154 00:06:45.240 --> 00:06:46.399 been like, you damn crazy. 155 00:06:46.519 --> 00:06:49.160 Yeah, well me personally, like, I would honestly think about it, 156 00:06:49.199 --> 00:06:52.639 just because I'm easily persuaded. It doesn't take much beer 157 00:06:52.680 --> 00:06:54.600 pressure to get me to do something, It's so true. 158 00:06:55.079 --> 00:06:57.120 And then it would help me kick my ass too 159 00:06:57.199 --> 00:06:59.800 and like get back to running. But I already looked 160 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:01.720 at the day and it's the day before my birthday, 161 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:03.199 and oh, yeah, you got me up. 162 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:04.319 No, yeah, absolutely not. 163 00:07:04.439 --> 00:07:04.839 I would not. 164 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:06.079 I would not do that to you. 165 00:07:06.079 --> 00:07:09.879 No, absolutely not. I wouldn't do it to myself. But 166 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:11.279 I do love the thought of it. And if you 167 00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:13.839 ever want a running buddy, i'd be down to, like 168 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:15.120 go on a little run. 169 00:07:15.279 --> 00:07:16.600 Yeah, I see that. That's the thing. I need to 170 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:18.800 get out and run because right now I'm only running 171 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:21.680 on the treadmill, which is so different than actually going for. 172 00:07:21.720 --> 00:07:24.360 I have an evening run like watching the sunset come down, 173 00:07:25.279 --> 00:07:26.959 and I have a really nice park by my house, 174 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:29.199 so yeah, I know you and the hoods. 175 00:07:29.319 --> 00:07:34.040 Yeah, I'm going outside literally come to my neighborhood. I 176 00:07:34.079 --> 00:07:37.759 have a trademill for I don't have to go to 177 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:38.360 your hood. 178 00:07:39.600 --> 00:07:39.879 I know. 179 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:42.279 I thought about it the other day and I was like, nine, 180 00:07:42.319 --> 00:07:46.839 there ain't nowhere I'm running. Yeah, No, I thought about 181 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:50.040 this weekend, maybe trying to get my husband to drive 182 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:56.240 next to me while I run. That's protection as a cheerleader. 183 00:07:56.279 --> 00:07:58.600 I saw her Homegirl Raquel. She did like a whole 184 00:07:58.639 --> 00:08:00.839 like tutorial and what's a brit with like what she 185 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:03.000 brings with herself on a run and she is stracted, 186 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:05.839 Yeah you got maybe takes some notes, you get block 187 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:06.240 on you. 188 00:08:06.360 --> 00:08:08.079 Oh. I thought about it. I was like, if I'm 189 00:08:08.079 --> 00:08:09.720 going for a run, I'm taking my gun. Yeah you 190 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:11.800 know what I mean, because even even in a nice area, 191 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:12.759 you just don't know. 192 00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:15.439 You never never know. I would personally be scared about 193 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:18.000 ending up cheddar bobbing myself, you know. 194 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:20.120 When you're running, when I'm running. Yeah, well that's why 195 00:08:20.199 --> 00:08:21.879 you have like the work the whole sir, you know 196 00:08:21.920 --> 00:08:25.360 what I mean? That will protect you. I don't know 197 00:08:25.360 --> 00:08:25.879 how it works. 198 00:08:27.120 --> 00:08:28.639 No, I need to go to a gun range to 199 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:29.959 learn how to do that. There's a lot of things 200 00:08:29.959 --> 00:08:30.480 on my list. 201 00:08:30.680 --> 00:08:32.320 Yeah, we got to do that. That's that's one of 202 00:08:32.360 --> 00:08:34.080 my favorite things to do. Let's go shooting. 203 00:08:34.360 --> 00:08:35.639 Oh oh, you're such a baddie. 204 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:39.799 I'm not trying to show off, but I'm actually good 205 00:08:40.000 --> 00:08:43.000 at shooting. Oh my god, like really, my husband and 206 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:44.919 I competed. We went to a shooting range. It's just 207 00:08:44.919 --> 00:08:46.840 the one right here, like in Tempee mm hmm. And 208 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:49.919 he was not happy about my score being a little 209 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:54.679 higher than his. I just think I have high Oh yeah, yeah, dude, 210 00:08:54.840 --> 00:08:57.360 I'm percise. The thing is, I my hands don't shake. 211 00:08:57.440 --> 00:08:59.600 You know, some people's hands shake like I used to 212 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:02.159 draw a lot, and I have a very steady hand, 213 00:09:02.440 --> 00:09:05.960 so when like I shoot that, it goes exactly very 214 00:09:06.080 --> 00:09:06.919 right on the target. 215 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:09.799 Yeah. I love that. I love that you can protect me. 216 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:12.000 Well, that was a long time ago. I will protect you. 217 00:09:12.200 --> 00:09:13.639 It was a lot. I think the last time we 218 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:15.679 went shooting, it was like around the pandemic. I was 219 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:19.480 like twenty twenty, twenty twenty. Yeah, the year of the pandemic, 220 00:09:19.559 --> 00:09:22.519 twenty twenty, and I was good then. It's been five years. 221 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:24.879 Hopefully I'm still good. Do you get like a little 222 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:25.600 rush from it? 223 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:26.120 Oh? 224 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:29.480 Yeah. Oh, I'm like, I'm ready for the Walking Dead 225 00:09:29.559 --> 00:09:30.000 to happen. 226 00:09:30.120 --> 00:09:32.840 Nice. Yeah, oh, I'm not. If the world comes to 227 00:09:32.840 --> 00:09:35.320 a fucking mad mac situation, count me out. 228 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:39.480 I know, having to fight for your life every day, right, dude. 229 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:41.960 I remember being so scared of what like the pandemic 230 00:09:42.039 --> 00:09:43.879 was going to do, you know, like bring out the 231 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:50.159 crazies and whatnot, that I had. I have doomsday buckets O. Nice, Yeah, 232 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:53.200 that will. I think it's like a five year survival kit. 233 00:09:53.519 --> 00:09:55.960 Okay, so maybe we're already at that point where you 234 00:09:55.960 --> 00:09:56.720 got to replace them. 235 00:09:56.919 --> 00:10:01.639 Probably, I don't know, they're expired already. Oh wait years 236 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:03.559 as soon as you open it. I think that's when 237 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:04.559 the five years begin. 238 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:05.519 Okay. 239 00:10:05.559 --> 00:10:09.000 It's like stuff that don't perish, really perishable. 240 00:10:08.639 --> 00:10:10.639 If you don't need like electricity for anything. 241 00:10:10.720 --> 00:10:11.440 Yeah. 242 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:13.320 Well that's good, just to take notes. 243 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:16.799 Paranoid is hell and that's why we were strapped. 244 00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:19.279 Yeah, and now you're gonna be a runner, so you 245 00:10:19.279 --> 00:10:25.600 can run away from anything, any trouble, any anything Helmo already. 246 00:10:25.720 --> 00:10:26.039 Yeah. 247 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:30.240 Honestly, I'm feeling it a little bit too, feeling something 248 00:10:30.759 --> 00:10:38.200 finally that's sad, But I will say back to the 249 00:10:38.279 --> 00:10:41.120 running thing, and the running clubs. A lot of people 250 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:43.519 are using that to find a significant other. 251 00:10:43.600 --> 00:10:46.480 Now, oh okay, I can see that you have that 252 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:47.720 thing in common and you. 253 00:10:47.720 --> 00:10:50.120 Pud over it. We like go on a run and 254 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:52.399 then we can invise some of our homegirls that are 255 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:54.279 single so we can like hook them up. 256 00:10:55.320 --> 00:10:58.519 We should do that, right, I'm thinking of one specifically. 257 00:10:58.600 --> 00:11:01.440 I think, Yeah, I'm thinkingna, yeah, let me let me 258 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:04.360 get let me join this community, right. 259 00:11:04.399 --> 00:11:07.679 We're gonna infiltrate, yes, yeah, And there are these girls 260 00:11:08.399 --> 00:11:10.480 I know, I honestly think a lot of people because 261 00:11:10.480 --> 00:11:14.799 I mean you gotta imagine runners are attractive, and I 262 00:11:14.799 --> 00:11:17.759 mean they're all pretty fit. I mean, even if they 263 00:11:17.799 --> 00:11:20.120 aren't in their most physical fit state, then you know 264 00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:21.240 they're working towards a goal. 265 00:11:21.360 --> 00:11:22.759 Even the self discipline of. 266 00:11:22.840 --> 00:11:27.240 Exactly exactly you have like a high like moral code 267 00:11:27.320 --> 00:11:30.240 to like keep yourself accountable like that. Right. 268 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:30.720 Yeah? 269 00:11:30.799 --> 00:11:38.600 Yeah, anyways, most. 270 00:11:43.879 --> 00:11:48.120 Ship I text my text baby because he called me 271 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:50.399 and I was about to answer but hung up and 272 00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:52.600 he was I was like recording podcasts, what's up? And 273 00:11:52.639 --> 00:11:55.840 he put nothing. Just wanted to talk crap, not about you. Obviously. 274 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:59.519 Obviously the fact that we just called each other to 275 00:11:59.519 --> 00:12:00.879 talk so bad. 276 00:12:01.279 --> 00:12:03.399 He's such as. 277 00:12:04.360 --> 00:12:06.399 It's one of the girls for It was funny because 278 00:12:06.399 --> 00:12:10.120 me and my girlfriend Sam we were we were at 279 00:12:10.559 --> 00:12:13.320 it was at my niece's after party for Hurricane sign 280 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:16.080 and we kind of like separated from everyone, and then 281 00:12:16.120 --> 00:12:18.559 she started like whispering some stuff from me. I swear 282 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:20.679 he sniffed this out from like a mile away, and 283 00:12:20.720 --> 00:12:22.320 he was like, what are you guys talking about? 284 00:12:23.600 --> 00:12:26.320 I always wanted to know. Oh my god, that's so weep, Like. 285 00:12:26.799 --> 00:12:31.519 You weren't even near us. Where'd you come from? 286 00:12:32.559 --> 00:12:32.759 Yeah? 287 00:12:32.759 --> 00:12:33.679 He has to know it all. 288 00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:35.720 He must have like a cent for it, like a 289 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:36.480 spidy sense. 290 00:12:36.639 --> 00:12:38.960 He does, definitely does, because he will call out a 291 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:43.039 divorce before it happens on Instagram. Yep. He'll be like, hey, 292 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:46.480 I don't think this couple's doing well anymore. Two weeks later, 293 00:12:46.840 --> 00:12:50.720 bam separated or you know, divorce broken up. 294 00:12:50.840 --> 00:12:51.240 Yeah. 295 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:53.080 Yeah, he sees all the signs. 296 00:12:53.440 --> 00:12:54.720 O what is his sign again? 297 00:12:55.399 --> 00:12:57.000 He's a Sagittarius. 298 00:12:57.559 --> 00:12:58.240 That's interesting. 299 00:12:58.399 --> 00:12:59.360 You know, that's interesting. 300 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:03.919 I guess Sagittarius do like have that social thing and 301 00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:06.759 so they know that they're very observant of people. 302 00:13:06.919 --> 00:13:10.159 What they do, what they change how they act exactly. 303 00:13:10.360 --> 00:13:13.720 I can see that. Yeah yeah, okay, which, by the way, 304 00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:18.399 off topic, but we got to talk about this. I 305 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:20.399 love seeing this every year. I know it's like a 306 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:24.000 weird thing. But Uber's annual loss and found lists. Oh yeah, 307 00:13:24.039 --> 00:13:26.919 it just came out. So every year the right cheer 308 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:30.120 company like releases the list of like the weirdest, oddest 309 00:13:30.159 --> 00:13:35.039 things people leave in vehicles and the highlights. This year, 310 00:13:35.639 --> 00:13:38.639 this is the first one. Mandeican head with human hair, 311 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:42.759 which I'm like, okay, maybe it's somebody's work. Yeah, maybe 312 00:13:42.799 --> 00:13:46.000 they are like a wig, a hairstylist or something. I'm like, okay, 313 00:13:46.000 --> 00:13:46.399 but weird. 314 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:47.799 Why would you live that in the Uber though? 315 00:13:47.919 --> 00:13:49.840 I know, like, how are you just gonna forget that? 316 00:13:50.159 --> 00:13:52.559 It's not that, it's not that small, it's not no 317 00:13:52.879 --> 00:13:57.679 at all. Live turtle, turtle. 318 00:13:58.000 --> 00:13:59.840 Let's hind. Yeah. 319 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:04.000 Five gallon bucket of beans. That's a whole lot of beans. 320 00:14:04.120 --> 00:14:05.919 That's a whole lot of beans that just went back 321 00:14:06.039 --> 00:14:08.039 leaving your beans in the back of my seat and 322 00:14:08.120 --> 00:14:09.240 that shit is spilled. 323 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:11.440 All over are you kidding? And smell nasty once it 324 00:14:11.480 --> 00:14:15.120 goes bad. Five gallon bucket though, that's a lot How 325 00:14:15.120 --> 00:14:16.759 do you forget that you don't? 326 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:18.759 Like you just obviously like needed to get rid of 327 00:14:18.759 --> 00:14:19.440 those beans, so you. 328 00:14:19.440 --> 00:14:26.879 Left them there exactly a chainsaw. Excuse me, Nobody is 329 00:14:26.879 --> 00:14:29.159 getting in my car with the damn chainsaw. If I 330 00:14:29.159 --> 00:14:31.200 see somebody. If I was driving for Uber and I 331 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:33.039 saw somebody walking in my car with the chainsaw, I'd 332 00:14:33.080 --> 00:14:34.600 be like, lock the doors. Absolutely not. 333 00:14:34.679 --> 00:14:37.320 I've seen too many scary movies to fall for this. 334 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:40.559 Like what your back is to them? Like why I 335 00:14:40.600 --> 00:14:41.360 didn't trust that? 336 00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:41.919 No? 337 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:45.279 The other one is fresh breast milk. 338 00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:49.000 I mean, I guess I get that one. 339 00:14:49.240 --> 00:14:52.720 Mom Braine, mom, brain, it happens, but it's going hungry, 340 00:14:52.919 --> 00:14:56.679 I know. And that's like that's gold. Breast milk is gold. 341 00:14:56.759 --> 00:14:57.360 That's what I hear. 342 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:00.440 Yeah. And then the other the last thing there was 343 00:15:00.519 --> 00:15:04.919 ten ten lobsters like alive lobster, Like. 344 00:15:05.879 --> 00:15:08.440 Bro, who are these people? I don't know why are 345 00:15:08.519 --> 00:15:09.799 they taking ubers in the first place? 346 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:12.879 But it's like ten lobsters, Like were you going to 347 00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:15.039 work at Red Lobster and you forgot them? 348 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:17.879 Like it sounds like maybe someone just had to like 349 00:15:18.039 --> 00:15:20.720 go down the street and get some lobsters because they 350 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:24.799 ran out And then they them. I don't. I don't know, 351 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:25.720 it doesn't make sense to me. 352 00:15:25.960 --> 00:15:28.639 Yeah, it's like in your face, I'm pretty sure. It's 353 00:15:29.320 --> 00:15:31.120 like you cannot get out of the car without moving 354 00:15:31.120 --> 00:15:32.840 a lobster from the back seat, you know what I mean, 355 00:15:32.919 --> 00:15:35.879 unless it's in the trunk, but like you're gonna put 356 00:15:35.919 --> 00:15:36.919 them alive in the trunck. 357 00:15:36.960 --> 00:15:39.240 Oh, I guess that makes sense. Then if you love 358 00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:40.840 something in the trunk, like you put it in the 359 00:15:40.879 --> 00:15:42.919 trunk and then you get out and you're like, oh shit, 360 00:15:43.000 --> 00:15:45.000 and then the uber takes off already, Like that's what 361 00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:49.039 happened to my Pooky Bay Pooky Bay, I don't know 362 00:15:49.039 --> 00:15:52.240 if I call him Pooky Bay on the podcast. Okay, period, 363 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:56.480 So Pooky Bay, he goes in, we're in an uber together, 364 00:15:56.600 --> 00:15:59.120 his phone's on his lap. We get out. At some 365 00:15:59.240 --> 00:16:02.639 point his phone fell on the ground, and then we 366 00:16:02.720 --> 00:16:04.679 have to like go on a whole mission to find 367 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:07.080 this fucking phone because the uber had already taken off, 368 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:10.200 and granted it was like a good fifteen minutes before 369 00:16:10.200 --> 00:16:13.200 he even realized his phone wasn't in his pocket. Yeah, 370 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:15.279 so like the next day he actually did end up 371 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:17.039 going on a mission to go find his phone, like 372 00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:19.879 got the location from like snapchat or whatever or something 373 00:16:20.720 --> 00:16:23.320 like his house, and so yeah, he went to his 374 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:25.879 house and then he like, there are some kids playing 375 00:16:25.879 --> 00:16:28.159 in the neighborhood or whatever, and they're like. He was like, hey, 376 00:16:28.159 --> 00:16:30.240 you've seen like the dude who owns his car, and 377 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:33.440 then the kids are like nah, and he was like, 378 00:16:33.960 --> 00:16:36.480 gonna leave a note or whatever, but then addressed. As 379 00:16:36.519 --> 00:16:38.039 soon as he was writing the note, he like the 380 00:16:38.120 --> 00:16:39.639 dude walked down and the kids were like, hey, there, 381 00:16:39.639 --> 00:16:41.960 he goes right there, and then he jammed him up, like, hey, 382 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:43.840 my phone's in your back seat, and he the Uber 383 00:16:43.919 --> 00:16:46.159 driver was like I don't think so. So he like 384 00:16:46.320 --> 00:16:48.679 moves past him and grabs his phone and dips out. 385 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:51.240 Of there, and he was like on the floor. Yeah, 386 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:53.240 not like thet was trying to steal her or something. 387 00:16:53.279 --> 00:16:54.960 I don't even remember. I think it was on the floor. Yeah, 388 00:16:55.200 --> 00:16:59.120 but like, okay, but you know, how are you saying? 389 00:16:59.279 --> 00:16:59.879 Yeah, I don't know. 390 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:02.399 Interesting, Well, I'm glad he got his phone back because 391 00:17:02.399 --> 00:17:04.279 that is such a bitch. I feel like a lot 392 00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:06.640 of us have left things like that, like our keys 393 00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:09.000 or wallet or our phone back of an Uber car 394 00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:12.039 and just going through like calling the company and trying 395 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:12.799 to get trying to. 396 00:17:13.039 --> 00:17:15.799 That was the pain we had. In the uber that 397 00:17:16.119 --> 00:17:18.599 we ordered was off of his phone, so then like 398 00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:21.680 I didn't have the uber's information, and then I had 399 00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:24.599 to contact uber and he couldn't remember his log in 400 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:25.200 or anything. 401 00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:27.599