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<v Speaker 1>This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to KFI

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<v Speaker 1>AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand

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<v Speaker 1>on the iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe the worm is turned. No, we know that that's

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<v Speaker 2>not the case.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm hopeful. I like your optimism. So you voted

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<v Speaker 3>today no line, though you said no line.

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<v Speaker 2>When I got there.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a little bit of a line when I

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<v Speaker 1>was leaving, but they were moving people through.

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<v Speaker 2>The machines are.

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<v Speaker 1>Our user friendly, but I can see where they may

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<v Speaker 1>be a little bit confusing for people. You putting in

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<v Speaker 1>the ballot, doing the voting on the video board, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it spits back your ballot, and then you got

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<v Speaker 1>to feed it back in for it to be cast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little bit of a rigamarole.

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<v Speaker 1>I did notice that for president, the list of names,

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<v Speaker 1>there's more people running for president than I knew about.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, we ever, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>And you had to scroll down to get to the

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<v Speaker 1>main candidates, which I thought is interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they come up with a random assignment. They don't

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<v Speaker 3>do them in alphabetical order, because so they come up

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<v Speaker 3>with a random assignment.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why it happens that way.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, the place that we've been rehearsing for upcoming

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<v Speaker 3>theater show opens on Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called The Matchmaker.

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<v Speaker 3>All the information is now up on Instagram and our

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook page as well. The other half of the building

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<v Speaker 3>has been an early voting center, and last night the

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<v Speaker 3>line was out the door really for people to vote early.

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<v Speaker 3>So we'll see how it goes tonight. But polls close

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<v Speaker 3>across the country starting at about four o'clock this afternoon

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<v Speaker 3>our time. That is, in other states, the majority of

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<v Speaker 3>the state's polls will close at either five or six

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<v Speaker 3>or five o'clock or six o'clock. And then obviously on

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<v Speaker 3>the West coast, the California's, Oregon's, Washington's, et cetera, including

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<v Speaker 3>California will close at eight o'clock tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>So the polling means nothing, right, It's just edge caated

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<v Speaker 1>guesses of the people that were asked what they want.

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<v Speaker 1>But I did hear that Nate Silver ran his simulation

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<v Speaker 1>whatever at midnight eighty thousand times. Yeah, and it came

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<v Speaker 1>back forty twelve for Kamala Harris.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I And I don't know how you come.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that is so statistically insignificant, right that. But

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<v Speaker 3>we talked yesterday about the you know, some of these

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<v Speaker 3>people who watch polls and these statisticians who say it's

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<v Speaker 3>it's just as crazy for these to be taught, for

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<v Speaker 3>every single one of these polls to be tied as

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<v Speaker 3>often as they are, as it would be to have

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<v Speaker 3>completely disparate results where Trump's up by ten in one

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<v Speaker 3>poll and then Harris is up by ten in the

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<v Speaker 3>other pole. We did see some of the first person

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<v Speaker 3>in person votes this morning, of course, the old legendary

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<v Speaker 3>Dixville Notch. They all cast their votes at about midnight,

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<v Speaker 3>and there were six total votes, three for Harris, three

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<v Speaker 3>for Trump. First in person voting, and an absolute smashed record.

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<v Speaker 3>Almost eighty million people voted mail in or in person

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<v Speaker 3>early voting almost eighty million. It was seventy nine two

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and seventy thousand. So one of the things that's

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<v Speaker 3>going on throughout the course of the day is people

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<v Speaker 3>have magnifying glasses on some of the otherwise relatively common

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<v Speaker 3>election issues that are going to be coming up, ballot issues.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the issues that has come up is already

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<v Speaker 3>in the swing state of Pennsylvania. That brings with it

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<v Speaker 3>even more attention. They said that there were some ballot

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<v Speaker 3>scanners that were down in two counties. Two counties that,

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<v Speaker 3>if you want to pay attention to this sort of thing,

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<v Speaker 3>voted heavily Republican four years ago Cambria County and Bedford Counties.

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<v Speaker 3>Some voters had posted on social media that they were

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<v Speaker 3>being told to put their completed ballots in a lock box,

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<v Speaker 3>that they would be scanned later, and just came down

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<v Speaker 3>before the show started. A judge they are in Pennsylvania,

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<v Speaker 3>has ruled that the voting time, the poll closing time

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<v Speaker 3>specifically for Cambria County, can be extended till ten pm

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<v Speaker 3>tonight to make sure that everybody has a chance to vote.

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<v Speaker 1>We will have all the information as it rolls in.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll also have tons of ways for you to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of election coverage, different options, and we've got a

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<v Speaker 1>great food poisoning story to get to as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always fun. It's always fun when you do ask

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<v Speaker 2>food poisoning.

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<v Speaker 3>Ass food poisoning. This is like a cruise ship style food.

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<v Speaker 1>But think about how much that would bring us together,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if we all got food poisoning here at work

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm curious as to what that how that plays out

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<v Speaker 3>in your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like trauma bonding. Oh well, I'm running to

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom. You're running to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone's just lining up five gallon buckets in the hallway

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<v Speaker 3>or something.

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<v Speaker 1>We look at each other and we just know what

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<v Speaker 1>each other's going through and there's a shared understanding.

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<v Speaker 2>I know why you're crying. That's kind of thing, Shannon.

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<v Speaker 4>You have got to check out the dog lover's story

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<v Speaker 4>on Elena Tonietti's page on Facebook hashtag hoping for Hope

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<v Speaker 4>is absolutely incredible story. Dog wandered off from the groomer

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<v Speaker 4>over a week and a half ago, was found five

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<v Speaker 4>days later by hunters in the woods, and has spent

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<v Speaker 4>the last three days at the vets. Just came home

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<v Speaker 4>this morning. We'll talk about your feel good story for the.

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<v Speaker 3>Alena TONETI I don't know, I don't know the name beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean he gave way the whole story.

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<v Speaker 2>I want all good stories from you today. OK.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning Fonsie and Shanny. Hey, Happy happy election day

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<v Speaker 5>to you guys. Quick question, what do you think would

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<v Speaker 5>happen or is this a possibility if Kamala loses? Do

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<v Speaker 5>you see the administration pushing out by the rest the

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<v Speaker 5>way so they could still appoint her president and still

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<v Speaker 5>have record breaking history making first black female US president.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>I like the conspiracy theory, I mean sounds like a

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<v Speaker 3>movie plot. But I don't know if anybody would be

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<v Speaker 3>down for that unless, I mean there could be health issues.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, they hit a lot of I wouldn't be down

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<v Speaker 2>for that three weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>When you see Biden and the whole the Biden loyalists

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<v Speaker 1>that say, you know, why wasn't he used more in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the campaign? In the campaign, I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you even talking about? I mean, he gave the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest gaff of her entire run when he called everybody garbage.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was. It would have been a mistake to

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<v Speaker 2>have it exactly. Hey, good morning, Garyan Shannon, it's JP.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you guys have any idea how long or any

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<v Speaker 5>guesses how long the recounts are going to take?

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<v Speaker 2>Haha? Later that's a good question.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I was looking at the twenty twenty results. Many

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<v Speaker 1>of those came in quickly. The AP called twenty six

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<v Speaker 1>states instantly as their polls closed, another five within an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty five states in DC were called within twenty four hours,

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<v Speaker 1>but Biden and Trump remained short of the electoral vote.

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<v Speaker 1>The Pennsylvania call in Biden's favor came in over eighty

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<v Speaker 1>seven hours after the polls closed there, and that decided

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<v Speaker 1>the race. The call for Nevada came about fifteen minutes later.

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<v Speaker 1>The AP called North Carolina for Trump, ten days after

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<v Speaker 1>Georgia for Biden, sixteen days after the hen recounts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, these are now things have changed in some of

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<v Speaker 3>those states. In Georgia specifically, they I've seen them listed

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<v Speaker 3>like this. There's no there's no guarantee to know exactly

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<v Speaker 3>when we're going to see these These seven battleground states

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<v Speaker 3>have their official calls. But we do know that Georgia

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<v Speaker 3>counts relatively fast, depending on the margin between the two candidates,

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<v Speaker 3>because they will have like we saw four years ago,

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<v Speaker 3>they have some automatic recounts depending on the margins. North

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<v Speaker 3>Carolina also counts fast because they have new rules in

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<v Speaker 3>place to prevent that from happening again. Pennsylvania will not

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<v Speaker 3>likely be tonight simply because of how close it is. So,

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<v Speaker 3>but Pennsylvania should come in relatively quickly. It should not

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<v Speaker 3>be four days like it was before. Michigan, faster than

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<v Speaker 3>in the past. Simply because of new rules that have

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<v Speaker 3>been going in Wisconsin likely to finish counting tomorrow, most

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<v Speaker 3>of it by tomorrow. And then the ones that they're

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<v Speaker 3>saying could potentially take days are Arizona and Nevada. Arizona

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<v Speaker 3>it looks like has been pulling positively for Trump lately,

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<v Speaker 3>but listen, I mean we know that that doesn't necessarily

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<v Speaker 3>mean anything. And then Vada as well could take days.

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<v Speaker 3>So those being I don't want to say less important,

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<v Speaker 3>because every one of these battleground states is going to

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<v Speaker 3>be important in terms of their electoral votes, but Pennsylvania

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<v Speaker 3>is the one that they have the candidates have been

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<v Speaker 3>paying the most attention to, simply because it is that

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen electoral votes.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple things that you should know.

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<v Speaker 1>This Friday, we are having our News and Bruise at

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<v Speaker 1>Luchador Brewing and Chino Hills. It's going to be a party.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to have a great time. It's always it's

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<v Speaker 1>always a great time there at Luchador Brewing. And also

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<v Speaker 1>Gary's Adult Theater kicks off Friday night as well for

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<v Speaker 1>two weekends. Do I need to get my tickets early

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<v Speaker 1>or can I just get them at the.

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<v Speaker 2>Door you'd probably want to get them early.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm not saying that they I mean they have

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<v Speaker 3>extra chairs that they could put out if it.

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<v Speaker 2>Gets but you'd want to get them early.

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<v Speaker 3>There is the information about that is up on our

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<v Speaker 3>Gary and Chen Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>What's it called again?

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<v Speaker 3>The Matchmaker? The Matchmaker?

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<v Speaker 2>And you sing and dance in it. No singing and

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<v Speaker 2>very little dancing. So there is dancing. Well I don't

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<v Speaker 2>sing at all.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a tiny amount of singing and there is

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<v Speaker 3>a tiny amount of dancing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's a matinee.

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<v Speaker 3>There is also a matinee on this second week of

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<v Speaker 3>a matinee.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody loves it, Matt. It's just so nice something in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of the day, break up the day a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's take in the theater, to be honest, right

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<v Speaker 3>at naptime.

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<v Speaker 1>It is right at nap time. You're gonna have a

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<v Speaker 1>hard time, you know what. I'm gonna go get a

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<v Speaker 1>diet coke.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds good, grab me, isn't it? Yeah? You want one?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know if I want one, because you

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<v Speaker 3>never finished the whole thing. Maybe you pour some in

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<v Speaker 3>your cup for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you grab me one? Channa sure? Since you're going, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you got it. Since you're down there.

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<v Speaker 1>Kenyan Man is being found guilty of conspiring to steal

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<v Speaker 1>a passenger plane and commit a nine to eleven inspired

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<v Speaker 1>attack under direction of a terrorist organization.

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<v Speaker 2>Toolo Abdi Abdullah.

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<v Speaker 1>Was found guilty of conspiring to murder US nationals and

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<v Speaker 1>providing material support to a terrorist organization.

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<v Speaker 2>He faces life in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>He was working for the Somalian group Al Shabab and

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<v Speaker 1>trained with him for months. Prosecutors say he went to

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<v Speaker 1>the Philippines for flight school from twenty seventeen to twenty nineteen,

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<v Speaker 1>and it researched the tallest buildings in a major in

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<v Speaker 3>I have a domestic terrorist, get it. Twenty four year

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, what a delightful gentleman. Fun How nice that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Is There were reports of vomit streaming down the windows.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the direct quote from students who were at

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<v Speaker 2>Vomit streaming down the windows. It's better than election. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>How awful if you had.

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<v Speaker 1>This line, Oh my god, and students abandoning exams to

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<v Speaker 3>The cause of this has yet to be determined, but

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<v Speaker 3>students at the university hall and the Ilam apartments both

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<v Speaker 3>six Sunday night after they ate the catered chicken suflakia dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds pretty safe.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean chicken kebabs, some Greek chicken, garlic, oregano, some rosemary.

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<v Speaker 3>One student remained anonymous for good reason, told the newspaper

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<v Speaker 3>she had used the toilet more than a dozen times

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<v Speaker 3>Monday morning and then and wasn't through. She soiled herself

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<v Speaker 3>at the university library because the tones were full.

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<v Speaker 2>Has that ever happened to you?

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<v Speaker 1>It was not me, It was not me, But I

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<v Speaker 2>There's only one.

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<v Speaker 1>Reason that you take off that quickly from a dinner

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<v Speaker 1>That's an off. That's got to be an awful feeling,

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<v Speaker 2>That's awful.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the only thing that makes it okay is that

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like you said, that shared trauma right right.

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<v Speaker 1>This is really how food poisoning should go. It should

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<v Speaker 1>or the whole college, or the whole newsroom or what

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<v Speaker 1>have you. Everyone should be afflicted at the same time,

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<v Speaker 3>They have tried, they try to track down, obviously what

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<v Speaker 3>caused this so it doesn't happen again. Students had a

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<v Speaker 3>the students who were sick. Provide, please provide details on

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<v Speaker 3>everything you ate from Friday through Sunday night, down to

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<v Speaker 3>what meals, what breads, what sauces, what meats They selected

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<v Speaker 3>else's diarrha in the week before they became.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, because how often are you in contact with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else's diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah not well, I don't know. But maybe you go

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<v Speaker 2>swimming in a pool.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a sign that right there on the pool says hey,

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<v Speaker 3>don't don't swim right, you wouldn't necessarily.

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<v Speaker 2>Know it exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>If I've been in contact with someone else's diarrhea, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to know it. I'll tell you that, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>How funny is it that I'm like looking through news

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<v Speaker 1>this morning? I was like, oh, this is good. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>ditt food poisoning. Yes, let's put this in the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah teen crap your pants, that's right. It's a new sport.

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<v Speaker 3>There's one there's one link to a story of the

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<v Speaker 3>time that we ran out of Bucatini.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in twenty twenty, we ran out of Bukatini.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh So, there's plenty of options for people to to ignore.

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<v Speaker 2>Or at least take a break from some of the

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<v Speaker 2>election news.

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<v Speaker 1>Videos on a team of amazing specialists who repaired an

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<v Speaker 1>old jukebox one hundred and fifty year old.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the most under publicized policies of US retailers

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<v Speaker 3>is that you can sometimes get a full refund and

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<v Speaker 2>It's just transferring of garbage, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, returnless refunds is what they're called. Some companies, Amazon, Walmart, Target,

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<v Speaker 3>they've decided that some items are simply not worth the

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<v Speaker 3>cost or the hassle excuse me of getting it back.

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<v Speaker 3>So a twenty dollars T shirt sent to you might

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<v Speaker 3>To send it back at that the company would have

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<v Speaker 3>to then eat. And these are single use items, package

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<v Speaker 3>of plastic straws, whatever I mean. In Amazon, you can

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<v Speaker 3>washers or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not going to want those back.

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<v Speaker 3>They'll just send you the either the right package or

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<v Speaker 3>you know, allow you to keep it without any charge.

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<v Speaker 1>What woman said she received a return free refund recently

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<v Speaker 1>after ordering a desk from Amazon. Amazon costs roughly three

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<v Speaker 1>She couldn't request a replacement replacement and have it within

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<v Speaker 2>I did this. I have a particular.

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<v Speaker 3>A shirt company that I like that does those vintage

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<v Speaker 3>baseball jerseys, the Hebbitsfield flannels.

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<v Speaker 2>And this would have been four or five years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I bought a bunch of T shirts for friends, and

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<v Speaker 3>like five or six different T shirts and they were

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<v Speaker 3>I need some of these again, and they said, just

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<v Speaker 3>keep those, we'll send you the replacements.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. So I got five free T shirts. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how I lucked out.

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<v Speaker 3>It was they were all my size, and your wife said, great,

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<v Speaker 3>more T shirts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Amazon announced in August that it's going to extend the

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<v Speaker 3>option to the third party sellers who drive most of

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<v Speaker 3>third party seller who uses the company's fulfillment services in

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<v Speaker 3>the US could choose to either offer customers a traditional

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<v Speaker 3>refund for purchases under seventy five dollars, but there would

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<v Speaker 3>also be no obligation to return what they ordered. They

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<v Speaker 3>have I've pitched their returnless refunds more directly to international

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<v Speaker 3>sellers and those who offer the cheap goods. But for example,

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<v Speaker 3>from China that sounds like fun will also be eligible

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<v Speaker 3>for returnless refunds. And how do you how did they

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<v Speaker 3>determine if you really mean it? That I think is

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<v Speaker 3>order a I don't know, fifty dollars hair dryer.

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<v Speaker 2>How much the hair dryer.

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<v Speaker 3>Costs twenty bucks?

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably the forty bucks. Now you went high end.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's say you paid fifty bucks for a hair

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<v Speaker 3>dryer and you said, but I'm going to get my

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<v Speaker 3>type in that you complain about the thing didn't or

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<v Speaker 3>the cord didn't retract, or the thing wasn't hot. Or whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>and they go, well, there's your fifty bucks back, and

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<v Speaker 3>you lied your way to a free hair dryer. How

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<v Speaker 3>do they prevent that?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you feel good about your self?

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<v Speaker 1>Right free hair dry especially after you lied your way

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<v Speaker 1>into free T shirts.

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<v Speaker 3>I also did not lie, but I did get free

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<v Speaker 3>T shirts, which was nice, nice for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I usually get excited about the twelve o'clock hour,

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<v Speaker 1>but today all my excitement is in the ten o'clock hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is that? Because it's our animal hour? Do we

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<v Speaker 1>have an update on Peanut?

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<v Speaker 2>The squirrel? Still dead, still dead?

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<v Speaker 3>But Elon Musk today tweeted, oh, no vote for peanut,

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<v Speaker 3>vote for freedom. It really is in a computer generated

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<v Speaker 1>It really is an egregious level of bureaucracy that in

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<v Speaker 1>New York State. Because everything else has been solved in

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<v Speaker 1>New York State, right, all the crime has been solved,

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<v Speaker 1>All the heroin addicts and the hoboes are off the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's getting killed on subways. It's a one full

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<v Speaker 1>land of sparkles and rainbows and Graham Cracker streets. So

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<v Speaker 1>we can focus on the one couple that has a

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<v Speaker 1>squirrel and a raccoon that have never bothered anyone, right.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, and kill them.

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<v Speaker 1>And kill them, just take them away, kill them, kill

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<v Speaker 1>them right as so Unamerican.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.

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