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Speaker 2: To night.
Speaker 3: It's time straight from the.
Speaker 2: Dota, cause you'll find be survive side cost Hey, everybody,
and welcome to the interlude the episodes we do when
we're not doing the episodes we do for which the
podcast is named. And yes, I'm bringing back the convoluted
intro for side quests because I'm here, as is Emily Kaplan, Ritgell,
Terry MK Gibson and Steve weatherall you all want to
say hi, hello, All right, these are a little bit
lucy goosey or so I'll just ask anybody have anything
they want to plug?
Speaker 4: Your mom?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, oh no, Bevan's not here, who's going
to say your mom? Well done? Rack, thank you. Jesus
was a close.
Speaker 2: Backup Bevan in many ways. Uh, Gibby, I heard and
I do from you, so yes I do.
Speaker 5: My My latest book in the shadow Master series, Villain's Academy,
shadow Master Book six, is out on ebook and on paperback.
Audio is to be recorded, and I want to say
twenty April approximately maybe may I gotta go back and
look what the narrators said, but definitely like late April
is a recording starts, and he's pretty gooz he knocked
on a couple of days. I briefly, ever so briefly,
had a number one slot in parodies. I was the
number one e book of of like ebook parodies for
like an hour and it was great. I took a screenshot,
so I got my little number one or like best whatever,
and then it's done. Then it's dropped down to the
top ten or top twenty. But you know what, I
had it for half hot for a hot second, so
I'm happy about that.
Speaker 4: It counts.
Speaker 5: H goddamn right, it does.
Speaker 2: I took the picture and everything. Yes, if we're plugging stuff,
we're finally close enough that I'll start plugging this one
Chilling Reflections audiobook coming June twenty fourth. Hill's code number three.
Speaker 1: Has plenty of notice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: No excuses to miss that.
Speaker 4: All we're plugging audio books. I have the audio book
of bor War, which I believe is coming out on
March twenty fifth, and the audiobook of Time Chaser, which
I am currently proofing and will come out as as
soon as I'm done proofing it.
Speaker 1: You know, when Ghibby said it was top of like
parody ebooks for a moment now I thought he just
wrote a parody of any book, like just one hundred
thousand words of one zero one one zero.
Speaker 5: There was a hot second I was above like go
the fuck to sleep, and like take that, you know,
go the fuck to sleep.
Speaker 4: We got something in the chat here from Quasi Evil
Boo who audio books? Would audiobooks make you cry? Or something?
Speaker 2: All right with that, we will progress past the intro
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What does our sound taste like? That's a tagline.
Speaker 2: And rather than answer those questions, I'm gonna throw it
over to give me rally questions from the listeners that
we are now. Obviously I have.
Speaker 5: Been all right, so I'm like the first question that
the saw pop up was from Queen Crush when these
characters died. Because Gibbee is finally breaks and has done
with your shit? What backup character ideas do you all have?
Speaker 1: We gotta be careful about this. Last time someone gave
this question, we invented Jos for a saucer. Luckily, Bubb's
no here.
Speaker 2: So I've got one. I was sort of wavering between
two options when I was building Cabert One was super
combat focused, and then there's Cobert, who is basically not
combat focused. He's utility focused. And I went with Cobert
because it seemed like a funnier option and I've never
really done a utility focused character on here before. But
if he dies and I need a quick backup, I'll
probably go with I don't have a name for them,
but their concept name is Drone Warfare, which is basically
going to be a pixie with the smell, with the
spell sniper feet, and either a sorcerer or a warlock.
But basically the Pixie is going to be flying like
a thousand feet in the air, and then every time
we encounter a problem, it's just gonna get speared with
eldritch blasts. Yeah, so high off that nothing can get it.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good. We've I played this one campaign where
the dmuld like basically just got sick of that shit
because someone would do exactly that. They because they had
the spell sniper and they also had the eldritch feet,
would basically doubles out, so you had six hundred feet
of eldritch blast.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, so he'll just just be like a
goggle wearing, violence loving murder machine.
Speaker 5: I just look like like those old War War two
like one, like the biplane leather helmet with the goggle
kind of thing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, absolutely, yeah, very Red Baron esque.
Speaker 3: I have a couple of older characters.
Speaker 5: That's such a goddamn older they went new character. What
you got a dick. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: They're both gnomes and they're both clerics. One of them
is would I'd resurrect from my ever Quest days back
in the nineteen nineties, and her day was uh Tesber
And I still occasionally accidentally call like my dog or
you know, my kid Tesber when I'm really tired. But
her last name was Treynolds, like Tusbert, tes Bert Reynolds,
Tuesber Trynolds.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I like the fact that you would quate your children
and your dog. I'd probably on the same level of
love with a character you built an EQ. So when
you were speaking of something, you love your kids and
your dog goes secondary to your first love, which was
ever Quest.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I also call them house demons, So there's that.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I've heard of my son as the spawn of
my balls.
Speaker 1: So he God, well, thank you. I guess he's thirteen.
Speaker 5: He's like, well, my first home was your touch was?
I said, thank you. I appreciate that you like, So
we have a good relationship, my son and I.
Speaker 1: So I forget your mom, who carried you for nine
months at least mites.
Speaker 5: Well, you have a delicious cake. You don't thank the oven.
You thank the chef that whipped up the batter. Okay,
that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Oh God, anyway, happy birthday son.
Speaker 4: No wonder your cake suck. I would say that's that's
another nickname right there, crutch batter.
Speaker 1: Lovely God damn it.
Speaker 5: I U, Steve. What's your backup character in case the
dicey leader dies and I'm like, yeah, I'm your crap.
Speaker 1: I am already very exhausted trying to fulfill a non
combat leadership role. Diplomacy is apparently none of us strong suits.
I think I'm just going to go for the fucking dwarf,
just like a Dwarf squared. Yeah, just like ultimate fighter. Nothing,
no kind of personality ranks at all, the personality. It
will just be dwarf. Alternatively, I want to go uh
as a tobeccy, but it's not really a tebexy. It's
just a chubby, middle aged man in a cat suit
who says he's as so.
Speaker 5: If I'm like that in that situation where you guys
build all these extra like shooters, these drones and fighters,
and I just put you all on nothing but like
diplomacy settings, its just everything turns everything into a fight.
Speaker 4: I'm assuming.
Speaker 2: I mean as as a guy who has had a
group of players role entirely barbarians. I'm gonna tell you,
give me every problem can become a violence. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh I love that. It's like quick going to the
go into the library, destroy the books, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, that would probably be a pretty fun game
for us to play one.
Speaker 5: Dayban just embrace the murder hobo aspect of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like every every problem is a is
an axe problem.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're just like being it's kind
of like, oh no, it's sort of a situation with
cunning diplomacy. It's like what will the physically superior violent
force possibly do? But being out diplomatized by this smart talking,
you know what's going to happen. Yeah, same thing that's
happened throughout the entirety of human history.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that party rolls into town, and town rolls the
fuck away.
Speaker 5: It just rolls over.
Speaker 1: Great time to release my really cunning bodic poet against
dishohood of savages. Yeah, say goodbye to your town.
Speaker 5: Like the dread lichlord comes down with his like he's
all smarty and English for whatever, reason and like and
trying to like talk to them like Nope, we're just
fight that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just probably get their ass kicks by Magic User,
but by god, it'll be fun until then.
Speaker 5: I also like that idea, like maybe we learned a lesson,
Maybe we need a multi class. No, just punch harder,
like a good Superman or anime we learned, just punch harder.
Speaker 2: That's where we are, prestige class at It's like everybody
doubles down.
Speaker 1: So I'm either going to go like I say, Dwarf Squared.
You can just be slotted into that situation, or a
character that nobody actually wants to touch, that's my that's how.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But imagine jaw sir. But he's in that like Super
Mario cat suit. That's character.
Speaker 5: It's like a furry slash Zentti suit of just you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not even sure if I'm going to give
him a class or any abilities. That's just.
Speaker 5: So he's like pulp fiction gam who's just there watching,
you know. Yeah, Okay, what about you, ridd you have
a backup character, a backup to you.
Speaker 4: I had. I had this character concept I was thinking
of when I was making Moog of basically this character
who's like a fifth or sixth generation of some like
you know, of some notoriously evil family, except he's so
incompetent that every time he tries to do evil he
ends up doing good instead. Right, And that's three And
he's now a hero adventurer because he just sucks so
badly at doing terrible things.
Speaker 1: Nice. Oh, I mean, it's kind of the opposite from
your usual stick.
Speaker 4: I gotta switch things up every once in a while.
Speaker 5: So from our friend Kyle, he wants to know, how
would your current characters? So how would the dicey bastards
interact with previous characters you're playing? For example, Stan and
Brandon move and Silas Claudia scare Cloak scare Crow Claudia
it's hard to say, and the original Lady of Layers?
So how would how would your current characters react to
previous characters you've played?
Speaker 1: I think Brandon is generally a pretty easy guy to
get on with, providing you know, you have the patience
to listen to him talk about himself, which I think
you know. Stan is also kind of like that. They'd
just be getting along really well, just talking and not
listening to each other, which is you know, most people
really mm hmm.
Speaker 4: I don't think Moog would care about Silas because Silas
is not an elf mm hmm. But Silas would, of course,
you know, do his damnedest to uh to convert Moog,
which would eventually push Pish piss mug off.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, what Silas is eventually going to paste somebody off.
I don't care if you rolled up Gandy. Eventually, silence
is going to pass.
Speaker 5: Now, now, piece is the way I would just kill
this motherfucker. Just god, it's like, this guy's a bitch.
I'm done. How would Cobert and a Metallica ZAM get along?
Speaker 2: I'd say like a horse and a robot? Ye, walk
you will that old saying getting along like a horse
and a robots.
Speaker 5: Old that as an expression as.
Speaker 2: I'm honestly I'm gonna start using that now. I think
they'd probably get along. Fine. Cobert is danger averse enough
to take one look at Metallica's am. Probably horse run
the other away.
Speaker 1: So nature is cruel, but robots are cruel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nature is cruel. I don't know what the fuck
that thing is.
Speaker 5: See, I would like to see the situation where like
for old x Men fans who understand who Douglocke is
when like Cipher and Warlock refuse into one character. I
would love to see Cobert and Metallica's am become like
this anime style, like like like centaur horse thing.
Speaker 2: So, oh, I can a thousand percent already tell you
what that looks like. If anybody played Overwatch Bastion, the
turret robot mixed with Ariza, the one that's like a
horse bottom, So just put a giant turret on a
horse body spinning around, firing.
Speaker 5: I don't want to see that. In fact, I might
just steal it for this game because that's just too cool.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. We've just sold some action figures.
Speaker 2: Right there, toy of Christmas, And.
Speaker 5: How would we respect him since he's not here, because
like you, tray, you stab your true friends in the front.
How would Jorserer and uh uh uh god damn rogue
Klaus thank you?
Speaker 4: How do you think they would get along very stickily?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I assume Klaus would rob everything off of Jorcerer,
who is generally unaware. Yeah, that feels feels the truest
to everybody. And then uh I I feel like Jorser
would rejoice at his own nudity. Is that does that
capture both pretty well?
Speaker 5: He's glad to be robbed. He's like, he's not even
angry that he's like robless now, he's just he's just
embracing born freness.
Speaker 4: I was only realized he was like a rogue in
pretty much the last game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it happened to be like we'd spent three episodes
without going to a bar.
Speaker 4: All the rest of the time, it was like, okay,
you're you're up an initiative. What do you do? I
start jacking off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Georgi has this weird purity, like a
naivete that they kind of like orbit each other in
weird you know, separate circles orbits.
Speaker 1: Two sides of the same horrible coin.
Speaker 5: Well, there are two balls dialing from the same deck.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a coin at the bottom of a
urin ul trough.
Speaker 4: They're both they're both on the same watch list.
Speaker 1: I've got the same caseworker.
Speaker 2: I honestly don't know if they would be on the
same watch list different like really thinking, I was like, oh,
they're both banned from schools, but for different reasons.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, all right, our friend Condra wants to know.
There's a lot of gimmick social activities like escape rooms
and acts throwing out there. What's the next sort of
social activity that we would like to see you get popular?
Speaker 3: Let's shoot more people into space, just like Katy Perry Bye.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard about that. She's part of an all
feel like league to go into space or something.
Speaker 1: It's not a social for you. Just invite your least
popular friend. Yeah, we're all going out. We're doing in activity.
What kind of activity?
Speaker 4: Shut up?
Speaker 1: See you hit the activity space boy?
Speaker 2: Oh Bob's not here, so I'll throw out bring back
the communal jerking at a porno theater. Fred Willard did
nothing wrong, pe Herman. They jerked off at a porno theater.
That's like pissing at a urinal. All right, what is what.
Speaker 1: Is it for? What did he build this porno theater for? Huh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well the asshole in that situation.
Speaker 5: That was answered by Field of James. If you build it,
they will so.
Speaker 1: Imagine going to the like Council planets. I'm going to
build a exclusively a fear of pornography and be like,
oh for people to jerk off in right, No, of course.
Speaker 2: Not certainly, not to appreciate the art form.
Speaker 5: Day you sat what in my this was for just
a viewing of artistically?
Speaker 1: For you? You've put micro doodles in the cup holders. Now, well,
that's just because sometimes people like to cry while watching
fine arts.
Speaker 2: Who here's a better question. Who was snitching at the
porno theater?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Fuck that person?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What a person you had to is? Well, well,
I've just come trying to Now I'm depressed. Time to
everyone else's day?
Speaker 5: Eye contact? No way not.
Speaker 4: It's like, okay, there there's a four waight analystene going
on the screen. But this is where I draw the line.
Speaker 5: It's a situation where it was like, what's what's the female?
Like can I be per Jordan? But like, what's the male? Kevin?
Or mean Karen? Is that a Kevin? One of those guys?
Like I'm not hey, mister, mister porno theater. I don't
mean to, like, you know, throw my weight around, but
I am the hoa president around her and that guy
in this theater is whacking off and I will not
have it.
Speaker 3: So and what are they doing looking around making eye contacts?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Again, you're an a rules are in play, like
eyes forward on your own business.
Speaker 1: How did that guy do while I was doing two
minutes ago?
Speaker 5: Well, maybe it's a situation where it's like, you know,
I think in any kind of standard porno theater, you know,
you've got you space yourself out. So it's like if
you show up to the movies early in a real
movie theater and you sit down right in the middle
of that, someone shows up and they sit like a
space right next to because they two went the very middle,
they made it awkward.
Speaker 4: So what are that person who pisses in the ur
right next to you? Even though.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's justconcerting when that happens in irregular theater,
I imagine in a poema theater, it's like you cannot
you cannot help be interpret that some kind of fret.
Speaker 5: Right or an invitation? Do you put his popcorn between
the two of you you want to share.
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Or was it the guy with the mop?
Speaker 2: All right, all right, we've we've lost a lot of
time on Bob's suggestion.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm in a porno fits. Do you
really think I'm going to fool for the popcorn?
Speaker 4: Tas hey neighbor would you like a bite of my
big sausage pizza.
Speaker 5: What if that high end porno theater, like one of
those like one of those like what's the the brew
houses that will bring you food if hit a little
button like you know, like uh like an Alamo draft house. Yeah,
so like like but so like you're watching your thing
of choice and be like, I would like some pizza
poppers right now, so.
Speaker 2: You could not hate me enough to walk through those eyes.
Speaker 1: An Alamo ass house, that's what neat.
Speaker 3: This is not as bad as after the Taylor Swift showing.
Speaker 4: I didn't I didn't order my my nachos with the
extra salty sauce on it. Well that's good for sitting
up front.
Speaker 2: Victims. Motherfucker, you knew what you were doing.
Speaker 5: What if there's like a one of us on of
those four D things that you like, It's like you're
just sitting in a splash zone, so they spray you
will you know?
Speaker 2: So yeah again Patreon dot com slash author, all right.
Speaker 5: Don't also have any other besides jerking off in the
theater with.
Speaker 2: I have an actual, actual one I could throw out.
When I was in high school, there was a coffee
shop that had like a TV or a couple of
TVs with like a nine and sixty four set up
with like Mario Kart and Smash Brothers kind of running
at all times. And it was like a hangout for
a bunch of us. And that just seems like a
rat idea for like a coffee shop or a bar
is a place where there's just casual co op games
where you can go with friends and hang out and
like you know, do some Mario Kart while you drink
a Starbucks. Right, I'd be fucking down for that.
Speaker 5: There's a place in the fred New Frederick, Maryland when
you're like town over where I live, and they have
something like that. It's kind of a retro arcade, but
it's also they got food and snacks, so it's kind
of like an actual like Good Dave and Busters, but
like in a way that's like fun. You know, it's
like a barcade. Yeah, yeah, it's basically like a barcade.
So I like see like more of those become like
less niche and more popular because like again, but they
would what the fun part was me and my son
and my friend and took his boys. We all went
to there and we had a great time. But like
they're sitting there like what is this game? What is
this street fighter game? And these boys are playing and
like I don't know, and I said, down next, Tim,
like the one kid, like I don't know whose Chung
Lee is. I can just do these kicks all day
long and beat any of you, Like, oh well, let
me let me try playing you son, like I'm crushing
with m Bison or like everything re you like, oh
it's not a drag and punch like it was fun
to crush you know, these these tweens.
Speaker 4: And there's a place here in New Jersey called Yestercades
where you go in it's you paid by the hour
and play as many games as you want. And yeah,
it's it's that it's retro game. It's retro like you
know arcade games. But they also have retro consoles there
and big screen TV's.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's that's I think a good way to
say it is I do want like the coffee equivalent
of a barcade, but like with that sort of that
retro more laid back aste out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and these places didn't cost any money. You just
pay to go in there and play like everything you're.
Speaker 2: Paying for the products. Yes, Yeah, we got a cidercade
in Dallas that by the way, if anybody's local around,
it's run by Bishop Arts, who do like really good
fucking ciders. Very very good spot to check out.
Speaker 3: I do have one more suggestion, and it's it's more
geared toward introverts, and it's a hangout where you get
together in your jammi's and you just read a book
and you eat snacks.
Speaker 1: Is that hanging up by yourself with people. Yeah, I
don't know if that's very I'd feel quite vulnerable in
that situation exactly.
Speaker 5: That's going to turn to spooning very soon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't. I think I'd rather serve snacks at
the point of theater.
Speaker 2: It's a very it's a very fun idea. The unfortunate
counterpoint I feel compelled to make is perverts. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean that that guy I was talking about is
just basically wearing a cat suit. He's gonna he's gotta
be drawn to that like a fly to ship, Like
like there's.
Speaker 5: Like there's a certain vulnerability laying around in my pajamas
that like, you know, like at least I'm like I
feel like, at least if we are wearing jeans or
equivalent thereof everything's locked away behind thicker denim. Now it
feels like I'm just I'm asking you know, I don't
like that.
Speaker 1: And also I'm like, I'm a forty three year old man.
If I feel like I've crashed a slumber by, somebody
needs to arrest me. I don't care what the context is.
Speaker 4: And there's always gonna be that one sweaty guy who
shows up who's like, what, I sleep in.
Speaker 2: The nude again?
Speaker 3: Here I am thinking about flannel.
Speaker 5: Well, it's like any other ideas like here, I'm sure
the people who came with the Internet, but they're trying
to exchange the old DARPAET and the old medical net.
They're like, we're gonna exchange ideas. And one guys like
we also look at titties. They'll find a way to
make They'll find a way to ruin any good ideas.
Speaker 2: So I think a lot of us also just have
a history of customer service. So we're just like, all right,
how are they gonna fuck this up?
Speaker 1: You know you can't. I'm sorry to beat a bearer
of bad news, Emily, but you can't beat guys on
PERV and shit up. Every woman thinks like, oh, how
could you possibly find this attractive? My makeup smudge, I'm
wearing my pajamas. But that is like most of the time,
that is what dudes are like, Oh man, i've hit
the jackpu look at this mess.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 5: See, I've always That's what I've always said. Every first
date should be like a standard first date. You go
out your first day, you dress up, you nice, you
smell nice, you look nice, hair all done nice, and
then you immediately after the date days over, you come
the next morning and meet at nine o'clock for breakfast.
The only thing you're allowed to do is go to
the bathroom. You can't brush your teeth, you can just
you come in your pajama. So this you see me
my best, you see me my worse life somewhere gonna
be somewhere in that middle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta wait for like third or fourth day.
It's like, okay, we're not leaving the house. I'm gonna
smell too good. And ye you know my pajamas they're
probably like ten years olf.
Speaker 5: Holes and they've could washed twice. Yeah, this is going.
Speaker 1: To be great. It's intimate. It's not for introvets.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm not sure this is a direct question for
the group. It did show up as a question. I'm
just gonna ask away from our friend Zach. Can we
just show up to Rick's house if we have an issue? No, well,
that's the rest of us to the group.
Speaker 1: You know you're not the only guy in this group exactly.
Then I'm going to fly to England like this.
Speaker 5: You might have been a situation where we're asking about
the Patreon or the spot of fires like that. But
you know what, can we just show the Rixs house
we have an issue? You know what I'm going to say, Yeah,
go for it.
Speaker 1: You know, bonus points if you turn up in your pajamas.
Speaker 2: That Rick does canonically live at dinosaur Land though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, and those things do come to life
once the sun goes down.
Speaker 2: So they wait until the sun goes down. Those sun
the bitches do not run on time.
Speaker 3: I would show up to dinosaur Land in my jammy's
That actually sounds like kind of fun, a fun trip.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine anybody shows up to fully dressed.
Speaker 2: At some point, I feel like we do need to
put together kickstart figure out a way to do a
group trip to Dinosaur.
Speaker 4: Le that needs to be a social activity, like you know,
like after dark instead of escape room, escape from Dinosaur Lane.
Speaker 5: Like I've had this idea, like I would love for
an ad convention Steid about a hotel. But like it said,
we like we rent one of those like cheap like
four h camps for like the weekend and everyone just
comes in and goes like group camping. You know, you
can still ship a bookstore like that, and it's like
communal eating and everything like that. But like that's what
I want to see. And of course someone's gonna get
who too drunk and walkder into the woods and god
all you know that's gonna happen, and Bevn's gonna put
on a leash and or one of those little those
little like uh those old tether poles. You gotta put
like a harness on Bevin and you can go from
one post to the other one. He's been drinking so.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, the good the good is that they
don't have escalators to fall down on the woods. Is
that they tend to have cliffs.
Speaker 5: They have cliffs they escalator Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, you've convinced this chat. Well, go
fund me a A and D Trip to dinosaur Land.
I can guarantee that you will not be eaten by
weird dinosaurs, but we can guarantee that Rick will do
a forty five minute technical support session for your benefit.
Speaker 2: I tell you what I feel like, if we do
the trip to dinosaur Land, we can collectively write a
book called A and D Escape from Dinosaur Land, in
which we canonize ourselves as characters and get into Shenanigan's
up there there we go. That that'll that'll add something
to it?
Speaker 1: Boss?
Speaker 4: Is that meth mammoth.
Speaker 3: Movie version by Steve Radzinski?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah? Our next question, that actually from Zach comes
if you come home and found your house full of seagulls,
how might what it take for you to start being suspicious?
That's someone I put them there? And who would you
be suspicious of one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What, I don't live near the sea, right If there's
a seagull in my house, shit has already gotten fucked.
Speaker 5: This is a planted seagull, you know exactly.
Speaker 3: I do live nearby the sea, and uh, I'd be
suspicious with one as well because I have a crazy dog.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: So I mean, like, if it's a case of the
seagull has wandered in because I have left the door
open for some reason. Then I am the idiot who's
put a Siegel in my house, and I have every
right to be suspicious of myself.
Speaker 2: I have a follow up for Emily with the context
of the dog. Now, how many live seagulls do you
know that you would have to find? Like, because if
you live by the sea and you have a crazy dog,
I feel like finding a dead seagull not that big
of a shocker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: How many live seagulls would you have to find?
Speaker 3: Oh lord?
Speaker 2: Or how many dead? And how many lives? How many
dead seagulls? You're like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 3: It's like three dead, one live.
Speaker 4: I grew up at the Jersey Shore, and I have
never heard of any of any seagulls getting into anybody's houses.
You know, I don't think they really do that. You know,
under normal circumstances.
Speaker 3: If you put French fries by an open window, I
guarantee this, Yeah, yes.
Speaker 4: Then you are asking for it.
Speaker 2: I live by the ocean for a while. Seagulls will
get into whatever the fuck they want.
Speaker 1: Even in that case, somebody has deliberately coerced that seagull
into the living space, so there's every reason to be suspicious.
So I'm going to say, yeah, one seagull means that
Shenanigans are a foot. This is not a naturally occurring
seagull incident.
Speaker 5: I'm willing because I granted where I live, I'm fairly inland,
and I live in a kind of rural hilly not mountainous,
but like way more like rusticy kind of location. So yeah,
one seagull would raise questions, but I would be willing
to go maybe this guy's off course. But that for
two seagulls now, and then three or more, now it's
all beginning of a horror.
Speaker 4: Movie's Well, here's the thing. There's also the question of
how you left your house. You know, was there a
window open? Okay, you know seagulls getting in accidentally. Sure,
it's in the middle of winter. All my windows are shut,
dogging were closed down, and.
Speaker 5: I walked like maybe it flew in and just saw
the thing and propped right through the dog door. Maybe
came in that way.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, it's like if I leave my
house and I ah, man, I left all my windows
open and my antique French fry collections scattle. Now, who
put these seagulls in here?
Speaker 2: Then? You know I would. I think counterintuitively, the more
seagulls there are, the less likely I am to think
that someone planted them, because every additional seagull represents the
likely out of having to wrangle that many seagulls continuously
into one situation. So you know, if I go in
and there's like forty seagulls in my house, there's no
way I think someone and managed forty seagulls.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, this is kind of like the Mafia horse
head situation all over again.
Speaker 2: Got it? I so want that movie, just waiting for
gooddo of them doing the horse.
Speaker 1: You imagined. The boss was like, Okay, I need you
to decapitate a horse, which is already pretty challenging. I
need you to put in someone's bed and they need
to wake up without realizing you've done it. Okay, It's like, okay,
now I want you to do that six times in
the same bed, six different horses. If you woke up
to six horse heads, I think you'd be I don't know,
I think you'd be less suspicious of the various activity.
What is no fucking way anyone engineered this.
Speaker 3: Versus oh, not this again?
Speaker 4: What the hell was I drinking last night?
Speaker 1: It's clearly there's some sort of aeroplane overhead that was
carrying I don't know, a load of horse heads.
Speaker 2: It's feasible, Yeah, I guess a bunch of horses that
had a horrible accident on the way down. A bunch
of horse heads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there's no way a human managed this.
Speaker 4: It's impossible my snoring somehow summon demons or something.
Speaker 1: Am I horse horse? Oh?
Speaker 3: He was much better looking last night.
Speaker 5: There was a question asking me, specifically me, what if
when the next DM takes over, what am I? What?
What would I play? And I'm like, I'm like, I
I honestly have no idea. I have to wait to
see what the DM wants because I I used to
have like one thousand and one concerts of playing D
and D and I don't. I don't have anything currently
because it's like I I just want to fit in
for the group. I I love how the people come
with these great ideas. I want to be a sniper.
I want to do this when I make a character,
I kind of like want to go in Tabula rossa
and let the game determine how they're going to evolve.
So I it's boring, answered, I don't have a good one,
so sorry about that. Dot dot d d okay. Also
from my friend Kyle. If your current game characters found
themselves in the modern world's a reverse, it's a guy
like Portal opens up and could bear the expedient and
stand Andy, Liver and mood Claudia all end up in
you know, like downtown Charlotte. You know, what, what are
they going to do?
Speaker 1: I can't imagine Stan would do anything different from what
he's currently doing. They'd be like, oh shit, guns are
a thing. But I think he could adapt to that
because he already lives in the world where people have
god like powers. If anything, everyone having a gun is
kind of a step down.
Speaker 5: It's what do you mean I am on go away?
You know, like he's like no constable, you know, like so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just carry on, uh, defrauding officials and being charming.
Speaker 5: Now what would what would Stean Nageler would be like
eventually have to get a job. He's like working out
a Kinko's, you know, Like.
Speaker 1: No, he's just going to be a professional charming con man.
I mean those people exist, it's a viable career.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but they also have like an I understand of technology.
What do you what is this cellular telephone?
Speaker 3: You're like, ah, a tenured professor.
Speaker 1: Then let's just say he'd still be pulling shticks where
he's going to debutante bulls and pretending he's an aristocrat
from afar off Land. Everybody else is like they're thinging,
Oh man, I don't want to send Indian guy locked
in a basement to steal my account details. They ain't
gonna see Stan coming refreshingly old school. They won't be
prepared for a tool all.
Speaker 5: So why is he got points of years? Is he lurping?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 5: Who's this guy?
Speaker 2: So I can't actually see see Stan dandy liver blowing
up on TikTok.
Speaker 5: That you know what? Yeah shit, Stan says on the
old on the old twitters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dandy Liver dudes, dude bye from Blue.
Speaker 5: Stan loves his Casper Mattress.
Speaker 3: I would love to see Claudia as a school resource officer.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you're about to get a lot more budget
with a lot less resource.
Speaker 2: I tell you school for doesn't know what's going to
hit him, literally, very literally.
Speaker 3: The kids love me.
Speaker 2: But they fear and respect you most of all.
Speaker 5: Well, the amount of the amount of children, like, uh, Claudia,
that's like the ninth kid you've whacked this week. Yeah,
we can't keep sweeping this under a rug.
Speaker 2: How well behaved are the rest of them?
Speaker 1: That's how we've actually solved the education system. Well, we
needed somebody to come into one shot the worst kid.
Speaker 5: And skin is space and wear wears the skin of
the last kid she killed as a pilse.
Speaker 3: What happened to little Johnny? He's homeschooled now.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, a moving version of the substitute with Clauda.
Speaker 5: Like I like to think Clauda, because she's also a rogue,
just shows up a little Johnny's house. You do think
you're gonna escape me?
Speaker 2: Did she.
Speaker 5: School?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 5: You think locks are gonna stop me?
Speaker 2: So he shows a little Johnny like going out to
take out the garbage, and then just the light cuts out.
In the next morning, Claudia walks in wearing a new
pal So some of you heard Jonathan speak back to me.
Speaker 5: She pulled his head and this is what he does.
Speaker 4: Oh, the kids crying. They don't want to go. They
don't want to go into miss Claudie's room because she's
putting the scary, the scary bare face on.
Speaker 5: Oh God help you. You fuck up during a spelling
me she has a crossbow out like autodidactic and go like,
oh goddamn.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: I think if if Kabert was suddenly teleported uh to
a whole new world of humans, uh, he would probably
turn into a bird and fuck off for a little
while uh while figuring out what the ship had just
gone down. But in a more long term, sustained capacity,
I am gonna say that he would help horses unionize.
And I know you're thinking, like, how our horse is
going to unionize? They don't have any power. You've never
seen a horse kick?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I hear they've got horsepower.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Basically, once animals understand that they can kill us,
I think they'll have a lot more negotiating power. And
Cobert does too.
Speaker 4: And thus, like you know, the horse version of the
Planet of the Apes begins.
Speaker 2: It's a it's an inverse godfather. It's a cattle rancher
who wakes up and his best ranch hands head is
in his bed. There's two horses plotting along.
Speaker 1: Just figured out a planet of the horse movie, like
there would be the mist on the Brooklyn Bridge. You
had a clop of hoofs and it's a horse riding
another horsem.
Speaker 3: I can just see this plague in the porn theater.
I thought this was the planet of the horse.
Speaker 5: There's one guy. No, I'm glad it's the horse.
Speaker 1: I'm still jacking off.
Speaker 5: Leave you.
Speaker 2: Like the horses are lashed together, back to back, so
they're just in a constant cycle of running, one hitting
the ground, the other in the air, the next hitting
the ground.
Speaker 1: You the wheel of horses.
Speaker 2: Oh ship, they figured out perpetual motion. We're fucked, We're.
Speaker 1: It comes to they speaking of in whispers the carousel.
Speaker 2: Something wicked this way comes indeed, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Nice literary referenced Jerry. Fuck yeah, we bring the class.
Speaker 2: I'm here to elevate this ship a little bit.
Speaker 5: Nice wants to know St. Patrick's whoa whoa?
Speaker 1: Who have fished talk about the horse apocalypse?
Speaker 2: Well, we haven't heard what Moog's going to do in
the world without elves.
Speaker 4: I mean, Moog would be impressed out of work. World
that not only has managed to exterminate elves, but it's
somehow managed to convince the leak history books that elves
never existed to begin with.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, I mean we do that for people.
Speaker 2: I feel like Moog would have a very good run
right up until he got arrested inside of a ren
fair and you know exactly what.
Speaker 5: No see. I guess you just saying, oh, look, no,
there's no Elves. That's fantastic. Hey look and someone walkingsway, Hey,
look on Elf, a freaking Elf boy, and first murder
police come from. Like all I see is like the
little stars on the Grand Theft autometer going up very
quickly within minutes of him showing up. Someone'll look at Elf.
Speaker 1: He's fine until he sees his first K Pop twink
and he's like, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Santa has what at the north pole? That's Moog
dies like the shining.
Speaker 5: All right, So Queen Crush, Saint Patrick's day is coming.
If you caught a leprechaun, what would you wish for?
Selfish answers? Only none of those world peace bullshit?
Speaker 1: Well are these selfish?
Speaker 3: Can we have a magical power or just an item?
Speaker 2: Yeah? My honest answer is infinite power yeah, yeah, if
you're gonna if you're gonna go go for the gold right, uh,
the powers of Superman, if I'm gonna contain it a
little bit.
Speaker 1: See, I don't know if i'd.
Speaker 5: Want that, because that every time I think about because
I love superheroes, when you start applying real world physics
to that, like it starts to scare you, like if
you whom you get the caveats like yeah, but those
caveats are like they're always like so conditional because it's
a comic book. That's a property. Like let's say you
I hit you with the baseball. Bet you don't feel anything,
but if I just touch your army, feel that, like,
you're never gonna have a sensation. It takes a basement
out the field. I have to beat your balls with
a bat for you to feel that. You know what
I mean.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's why I specified of Superman. Superman and Clark
Ken are not known to have any numbing as part
of their condition. Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Well, this is an evil leprechaun. You've never met a good.
Speaker 2: Lepard see, now, it's evil that that.
Speaker 1: Thing they make one movie series about.
Speaker 2: Generally speaking in leprechaun lore, you've stolen the leprechauns goal.
You don't get the feeling. It's the happy wish situation.
Speaker 5: I mean, I've seen Darby O. Gill, you know, like
it's not.
Speaker 2: I got that reference givvy.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Yeah, I do love the Darbi O. Gilly.
Any leprons listening to this podcast, they know which was
a racist Now.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I don't like you because you're ugly.
Speaker 2: Because let's say the leprechaun can only grant material, non
magical goods. You uh to shrink it down a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh you say that night you've got your Superman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want it the rest, you know, I
want krypt that guy.
Speaker 1: Hey, kids like a magical land land Rover?
Speaker 4: Great?
Speaker 1: What did Drew get? Never mind what Drew got?
Speaker 5: I'm just a big hunker Kryptonite, thank you.
Speaker 3: I would like the power to kill Elon Musk's leprechaun
clearly had one.
Speaker 1: You can't send a leprechaun to kill another lepre can you.
Speaker 2: You have to send a leper car to kill another leopard.
It's the demolition man principal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, might as well just like make yourself
rich by being like Okay, I wish to be the
producer of the new hit show Leprechaun Death Fight.
Speaker 1: You have absolutely solved the botched attempt at relaunching the
lemprech On franchise. Said, if the next let PC movie
is classic Leprecaun being sent to kill new Leprecaun, well,
I'm watching that movie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm there the opening night and every
night that follows.
Speaker 5: But who are we sending you to kill? Warwick Davis?
Who's that?
Speaker 4: Now? The new you know.
Speaker 2: Treasure?
Speaker 5: What's that?
Speaker 2: No? God, damn national treasure?
Speaker 5: But he again, But you're sending the new one to
kill the old one. The old one was Warwick Davis,
the evil one.
Speaker 2: Who's the good one to kill the new one?
Speaker 1: Oh, this is where he gets up like in the movie,
or be kind of like, oh, we fucked up to
wish he's actually gone to kill beloved Hector Warwick Davis.
Speaker 2: Not again.
Speaker 5: Is this a situation where we get the Game of
Thrones guy? That's hery Land story. I've got. The actor
is Peter d English. Does Peterlis have to fight because.
Speaker 1: Is stupid and racist against little people? He gets Peter
Dicklich involved, who has to go full Bruce Campbell.
Speaker 2: We we know has a weakness for we for good weed.
Speaker 1: So that's why let's not forget that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he can also come through your TV as
a sex robot in what's supposed to be Vegas.
Speaker 1: This is ironic because my wish for the Leprechon would
be like, give me the premise and breakdown for a
really good Leprechon movie. And that's.
Speaker 4: Two words. Jason Stathum, whether he is the Leprechaun or
he's fighting the leprechauns, just.
Speaker 5: Replace everything in the meg with a leprechat. My god,
it's a lipochon. Just just.
Speaker 1: I'm the lepricunt.
Speaker 5: If you could insult me leprecunt, that's actually that's good.
I like that.
Speaker 2: Yes, here's a question. If you wish for a pot
of gold from a leprechaun, does that just cause a
feedback loop air?
Speaker 1: It just crashes the entire fucking system.
Speaker 2: The leprechaun explodes, rainbow cease to exist.
Speaker 1: There's just like that gray yellow missing element pattern in
the sky where rainbows.
Speaker 2: Used to get It's like giving a robot of logic problem.
Speaker 4: I'd say, fuld these days, you know, give me a
give me a pot of rare earth metals, exactly, give.
Speaker 1: Me your mineral rights left cut.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want the mineral rights of tyrannag like right now, you.
Speaker 2: Know I want to own rainbows.
Speaker 1: Sorry, gaze.
Speaker 5: It feels at that point is the capital is the
guy that owns a rainbow and LEAs it back to
the LGBT.
Speaker 1: You guys are pretty invested in this now, and that's
a pity. It's a subscription model.
Speaker 2: A Rainbow co now, damn.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: But like I wouldn't say, and you can't be gay.
But if you want away your teacher, I'm afraid.
Speaker 2: The good news is we do have we have tiered
pricing at Rainbow plots.
Speaker 1: At also as it's Pride month, it's ten percent off.
Speaker 2: Of the premium.
Speaker 5: I mean, I would rather like it's what was that?
What was the I forget what that was?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 5: The old there's some show probably like books that were
never written kind of things. I would like the stories
that like, oh like like uh a Christmas coonel but
he didn't learn his lesson got even more evil, you know,
he pressed more people. I would like I would like
to see how these other stories went if they went
a different direction. That's one with a library of.
Speaker 1: Just I've got good news for you, Gibby. You're right set.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's work. As you pointed out many occasions, Seef,
you're a great writer. It's like, hey should write these ideas.
Speaker 2: Like I'm lazy, that's work.
Speaker 5: I've got my own ship to do. I'd he just
hates me an AI machine, Like here you go, just
ask questions like god damnit, he's right.
Speaker 2: Oh, Ever, have an idea for a story that's absolutely
too stupid to do, but also too good to completely
throw away, and so you've got to make a fictional
thing in one of your worlds. Yeah, so mine is
the mom from Bewitched gets hit by a truck and
sent into another world where she has to use her
witch powers to try and find her way home. I
call it in Dora the Explorer. Thank you, thank you.
That's a deep cut joke for everybody who knows the
name of the mom from Bewitched. Off the top, I
do like that.
Speaker 1: There's like one listening. I'm just going, yes, that.
Speaker 3: Might have been me.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite kind of joke where it's like, all right,
that one feels like that was just for me, all Right?
Speaker 5: Friend, what three things would you buy together at a
supermarket to make the cash here raise an eyebe al?
What three things would you intentionally buy just as you
get a reaction out of the cashier?
Speaker 1: Children? All of them children?
Speaker 5: What are they on?
Speaker 1: Whatever?
Speaker 5: Just put a barcode just scar run across.
Speaker 1: Oh, look, supervised unsupervised child on. I'll fore yet again
putting a barcode on that fucker. It's my Now, I'm
only I'm only doing this to raise it. I'm gonna
let them go right now.
Speaker 2: This is this. My answer is gonna sound a little
far fetched, but reminder, I do live in Texas, Okay.
So a gun, a single bullet, and a cassette tape
of if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like a cassette tape.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I have a lot of stuff going on.
I'm really angry with that iver.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, condoms, rope and a case of
cat food.
Speaker 1: The things you might feasibly Bye, Oh that's quite nefarious.
Speaker 5: I suppose, huh. I mean like, there's no way like
anything I'm right here would just put me on a
watch list. I'm just gonna step back now and for
a quick seconds.
Speaker 2: So uh uh I oh, I got one, A jar
of pickles, a jar of cucumbers, a blender.
Speaker 5: Ugh, i'd raised an eyebrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the longer you look at, the weirder it gains.
Speaker 5: Yeah. That's a good dead air right there. So moving on.
Speaker 2: That's not the editing.
Speaker 1: No, no, if I'm dding, if I'm leaving that in ihing,
that's a nice retrospective dead head.
Speaker 3: All the things we couldn't say.
Speaker 5: Exactly, like a binoculars lube in a Boy's Life magazine,
you know.
Speaker 4: Uh QB is knowing that list didn't want to be there,
it is.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say the Hollywood stars, you know, like
our friend Zach wants to know. And this one actually
I chuckle on this one because if you had your
own signal, though it's summing you like like the like,
if you had your own bat signal, what's the emblem
that's going to bring you running? What are the shine
of the sky to say we want Emily, we need Drew,
we need Steve, et cetera.
Speaker 1: Oh, mine would just be it would just be a
silo of me, like Alfred h. Coup, except it would
have an erection.
Speaker 2: Something.
Speaker 5: That's what Jorceuer would do, same thing.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: I think it might all be like a dumpling or
a panda bear or something like that.
Speaker 1: How do you It's just like a two D silhouette.
It's like, is that a dumpling? It's like, what the
fun is that?
Speaker 5: What's the silhoutte of a dumpling?
Speaker 4: It's like.
Speaker 2: Some pretty pronounced silhouettes.
Speaker 1: It's like Emily showed up, Michael confused, But we're actually
seeking a testicle checking man.
Speaker 5: Looks like a pillow. That's like the sleeper, you know,
like the Narka loves it.
Speaker 2: You know, I'll go with a pair of sunglasses. That
feels pretty pretty true to my vibe.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 4: I don't think anything's getting me running because you know,
I don't have a billion dollars, I don't have a
Batman out outfit, and I'm not spending my nights looking
out the window, you know, wondering, gee is the Rick
signal flashing?
Speaker 2: No? Okay, so I think it's going to be is
a big sale sign sail arrow pointing down?
Speaker 1: It just said Rick, will we really needed Rick just
looks as when they're gonna have fun.
Speaker 2: You free money.
Speaker 5: Well I was.
Speaker 4: And also they're coming to my house anyway with their issues.
Speaker 5: Home, young or old. I would just say, just put it,
just just silhouet it, just the titties. Just give me
a set of titties and I'll I'll show up. I mean,
I'm not gonna I might at least come a look.
Speaker 1: So a lot of other people is going to show
up to.
Speaker 5: Exactly That's what I'll hide amongst the crowd. That's how
you never know I'm there.
Speaker 1: So it's just like commission to Quarters, Like, what we
really need is six hundred perverts.
Speaker 4: Man, we need you.
Speaker 1: We need six hundred lonely perverts, the kind of people
who will scale a strange buildings roof because of the
promise of tits.
Speaker 2: Is that Creature Commandos spoilers?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it, but I did enjoy.
Speaker 2: That's episode one.
Speaker 5: I enjoyed Creature Commandos.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was really fun. But that is pretty
much the premise of one of the armies from Creature Commando.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wonderful. Once more, beans to the bunch. I still
have my LEPrecon v LEPrecon movie I did. They can't
take that away from me.
Speaker 2: I don't know, have you googled what's in development?
Speaker 1: Ah? No, I need a wind hurt.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 5: The next one from our friend Zach, what is a
super specific topic that you were the only person in
existence who seems to care about.
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Me and my happiness.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna blend this with another other question quausi evil
asks what's your favorite random fact to share when you're drunk?
So I think this might be you can combine these
two questions together. You've had a few beers a you know,
what's the one fact toy that, for whatever reason, you
just always bring up whenever you.
Speaker 1: Can, Oh, my favorite ghost story. Sometimes you'll be talking
to people, you'll be on a date, and you'll be
like eight beers deep, and like you'll start talking about
the universal the mysteries, And I always like cut that
off because I don't like to get too metaphysical about things.
With my favorite ghost story, which is not really a
ghost story at all. Basically, there's a part of your
body that there's a part of your brain that knows
where your body is at all time. So when you
have our body experiences, it's kind of this thing's just
sort of sucking up the same as sleep paralysis. But
apparently there was an experiment to see if they could
stimulate this part of the brain and artificially create there.
And they could, and they got this guy and who's
in the room, and they stimulated this part of the
brain made him really feel like there was a figure
in the room with him standing behind them, and they're like, okay,
well this is working there. And they said something like
could you turn around and describe the figure and he said, no,
it won't let me. Like that is my favorite ghost
story because it's fucking terrifying. But it's not a ghost.
Speaker 4: Story, mind you. I'm Steve's dad. I'm like, you know,
I was going to give you a blowed up note.
I'm just going home because you've depressed me.
Speaker 1: Hey man, I put all my cards up front on Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, some people earned the ghost stories. Man, it's again,
but oh.
Speaker 5: No, their entire pot. I mean you might have actually
gotten laid off of that one.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well I'm a gentle.
Speaker 5: I mean, Rich's not gonna blow you.
Speaker 1: But all I could say is it did not work
on records.
Speaker 2: I tend to vacillate between like whatever thing I have
most recently consumed is the fact that I will continually
keep spreading like I not long ago. Actually I guess
it was a while ago at this point. But did
an audiobook called Last Action Heroes, which is all about
the action movie stars and film market of the eighties
and nineties, and it's full of all sorts of amazing, interesting,
hilarious details, like the fact that John Claude ban Dam
got busted trying to break into Sylvester Stallone's house before
he was famous because he thought they would just get
along really well and wanted to go work out with him.
But my favorite one that I think I was spreading
for a while is is the fact that Sylvester Stallone
loved the idea of an Edgar Allan Poe biopic with
himself as Poe and spent decades burning Hollywood capital trying
to get it made. And I am still furious that
it doesn't exist, because I feel like we as society
really got robbed of Edgar Allan Powell.
Speaker 1: What was that mob movie they gave him? They just
gave him that they gave him Oscar Oscar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean listone if you want to talk about
some wild ship Oscar.
Speaker 1: That's one of the about I'm saying that's that's a
roll of the dice, Like let's put Sylvester Sloane in
this kind of one act, one location theater comedy, okay,
but then give him his Poe fing you Fox Shallow Fox.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then they ended up giving like it was
with John Cusac that Poe movie, or he played Poe instead.
So that but you're saying that like part of me
once he's like, I want to see like the Poe
being like the basically merged Supernatural and Edgar Allan Poe
together words he's fighting the the lovecrafting things at the
time in Baltimore. I would like to watch that movie.
Speaker 4: So that's so.
Speaker 2: There's a play called Nevermore that I I got to
do in high school and that's basically set in the
last few days of Edgar Allan Poe's life, which he
actually went missing for a little bit. I don't know
if that's changed, but at the time, no one really
knew what had happened. And that's basically what you're asking for. Givey,
it's Edgar Allan Poe fighting the devil.
Speaker 1: Allow me to pause and drew that perhaps in those
moments he was fighting the leprecof.
Speaker 2: Edgar Allan Poe played by Sylvester Stallone versus Warwick Davis's leprechaun. Man,
I can't tell you how hard I'm in that fucking seat,
both me hitting the seat in enthusiasm and the firmness
of my cock as I watched in I want to
be there. I'm referring to both both of them, both meeting.
Speaker 5: And I think with Drew's erection, that's going to bring
a close to like this particular.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's be fair, give me, it's gonna bring a climax.
Speaker 5: Well played, sir, uh so, yeah, I think I think
wrap us up there, sir? Were you wrapping wrap up
your erection?
Speaker 1: He just did?
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right then bye, everybody?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you everyone for joining us for
this insert Steve Voy's explanation title, that we all enjoyed
answering your questions. We will see you next time we
do one of these, whatever they are. Until next time.
I have been Drew Hayes, joined by Emily Captain, Richgold,
Terry MK Gibson and Steve Weatherill. We will see you
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