WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:05.480 Oh, hello, Freddie. Just listening to the latest episode of 2 00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:08.839 Dumb and Jerry Show while the boys talk about the 3 00:00:08.880 --> 00:00:13.160 oil crisis going on at moment. I had a solution 4 00:00:13.320 --> 00:00:13.560 to that. 5 00:00:13.599 --> 00:00:14.160 One time. 6 00:00:14.359 --> 00:00:17.399 A friend of mine used to run his truck on Timber. 7 00:00:17.440 --> 00:00:19.960 Would you believe he'd run it out the back with 8 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:24.800 a little steam puff driving away? Mind you, he never 9 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:27.760 got over a four mile an hour. A great lad, 10 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:31.760 Timmy Timber. We used to call him, always bloody late 11 00:00:31.960 --> 00:00:35.679 but un bloody gray lad. Enjoyed the show. 12 00:00:36.600 --> 00:00:47.359 I'll see they they've. 13 00:00:46.759 --> 00:00:50.799 All fallen out with me, all of them. All of 14 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:54.039 them rised on Christ above. I didn't think I'd be 15 00:00:54.119 --> 00:00:55.840 the bad guy, but if all fallen out with me, this. 16 00:00:55.799 --> 00:00:57.240 Wouldn't want to be the listeners of the Tom and 17 00:00:57.280 --> 00:00:59.399 Jerry Show, Tom, because otherwise I'm fucked. 18 00:00:59.759 --> 00:01:02.399 No, No, they're fine. They're absolutely fine because I didn't 19 00:01:02.439 --> 00:01:04.400 call around to their house and have to dose them 20 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:06.719 in any way as a result of nature. 21 00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:08.200 Oh, be back to the lads. 22 00:01:08.359 --> 00:01:09.959 We're back to the lads I ought to be in 23 00:01:09.959 --> 00:01:13.519 a day. I've been an evening of it. We are 24 00:01:13.879 --> 00:01:16.359 in the countryside. I've talked to you about the deer situation. Here, 25 00:01:16.359 --> 00:01:19.120 the deer infestation that we have here. Will deer bring 26 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:22.920 one thing and with them other than actually looking lovely 27 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:24.840 for city folk when they see them every song, it's 28 00:01:24.840 --> 00:01:30.079 so magical, dear. They're eating apples from Yeah, you have them, 29 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:32.879 and you know what else? They have fucking ticks And 30 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:37.599 I don't I don't mean question, Yeah not question is 31 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:40.959 somebody's intelligence. I'm saying, those little focus that lock on 32 00:01:41.200 --> 00:01:43.840 suck you with blood, walk around the blaze with lyme disease. 33 00:01:44.079 --> 00:01:46.319 Do you know they can go two years with their 34 00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:48.280 arms out waiting for a hug on the end of 35 00:01:48.280 --> 00:01:50.879 a blade of grass, without a bite teat or a 36 00:01:50.879 --> 00:01:53.799 bite to drink? That's how have you ever? You? Yeah? 37 00:01:54.079 --> 00:01:55.560 Have you ever had takes? You have had text time? 38 00:01:55.599 --> 00:01:57.760 I'm sure I've had takes, to be honest with you, 39 00:01:58.519 --> 00:02:02.079 the life I have been through a million a million fields, 40 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:04.439 and I could count on one handy amount of times 41 00:02:04.439 --> 00:02:08.039 I've had tasts. They just whatever, like they just they're 42 00:02:08.080 --> 00:02:11.080 not to get. There's a sourness to me, there always 43 00:02:11.120 --> 00:02:13.680 has been, but with bugs. I don't get riddled by 44 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:16.159 midgie's and stuff like that. I never did. There's a 45 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:18.879 kind of a country thickness to my skin where they 46 00:02:18.919 --> 00:02:20.599 just kind of go, they'd be rotten. Now. 47 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:23.039 I think with me, they just wouldn't come near my 48 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:25.599 skin because they could taste wap of bars coming through. 49 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:30.919 Before we launch into a Tom, we may as well 50 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:33.039 say hello to everybody to the Tom and Jerry show. 51 00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:35.879 As we mentioned, I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom. O'manny. I 52 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:39.199 believe what Tom is talking about is he's about to 53 00:02:39.199 --> 00:02:41.280 get into a story about the gouts. 54 00:02:41.599 --> 00:02:45.439 The goots on August and Madra I went to a 55 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:49.400 local vet who is fantastic. They are the kind of 56 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:52.599 vets that are aren't trying to It's not you know 57 00:02:52.639 --> 00:02:55.120 the vets now in every town, on every corner, and 58 00:02:55.560 --> 00:02:57.759 they look like a Beverly Hills place where you think 59 00:02:57.759 --> 00:02:59.719 your dog's gonna get a new set of fucking denters. 60 00:03:00.479 --> 00:03:04.599 This isn't it's a it's a an old school shop 61 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:08.000 where the primary focus is actually coming out to see 62 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:11.960 your giant fucking agricultural animals or you know that's what 63 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:14.680 they're dealing in. And yet you can still bring your 64 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:16.879 dog and cat and budgy in there all right, and 65 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:19.919 they will treat them like But know that the vet 66 00:03:20.120 --> 00:03:23.000 you're dealing with won't have a Hollywood smile or a 67 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.960 white jacket on or you know, scrubs. They will have 68 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:30.439 a check shirt, weally boots and have just been shouldered 69 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:32.879 deep in a cow or something, do you know what 70 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:34.879 I mean? So that it's that sort of an operation. 71 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:36.919 So I had to go in to get a tablet 72 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:41.280 for the dog for the ticks, and with that brings 73 00:03:41.319 --> 00:03:43.560 side effects up because you can this spot on stuff 74 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:46.199 for the back of their neck and it might kill 75 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:48.319 a flee. It ain't gonna it ain't gonna start out 76 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:53.479 to take situation. You gotta get an expensive tablet that 77 00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:55.960 brings about a bit about a weirdness out of the 78 00:03:56.000 --> 00:04:01.560 dog and the squids. It would seem, yes, the dog's 79 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:04.159 been outside pretty pissed off of me. And then the 80 00:04:04.199 --> 00:04:06.840 only situation for the goats is d ain't gonna eat 81 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:08.879 no tablets. And he was like, I don't know. The 82 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:11.319 only thing you're gonna have to do is inject him. 83 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:15.639 Like fuck, you know, yeah, her man gets kicking the balls. 84 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:20.079 That's oh my god, how I can't even go through 85 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:23.399 the intensity. What It's one thing to have to inject 86 00:04:23.439 --> 00:04:25.720 one goat, but when the other one has just seen 87 00:04:25.720 --> 00:04:28.839 what happened, because the first one was like to fuck yeah, 88 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:31.240 you know. They were in a calm, cool clark then 89 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:32.959 actually got back into their little sheds that I built 90 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:35.199 them in out of the sunshine chill, and they're like, hey, 91 00:04:35.199 --> 00:04:37.959 it's done. He's all right. He brings hay and stuff. 92 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:39.279 What's hey, fuck it? 93 00:04:39.399 --> 00:04:40.399 What do you bring us today? 94 00:04:40.639 --> 00:04:44.360 Yeah? What's the fucking weird guy? Because they don't love 95 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:46.040 me at all, like they hate me in fact, and 96 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:48.240 now they double hate me because I think And it 97 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:51.439 was this look on the goat's face like what the fuck? 98 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:53.600 She barrels out of the shed and then he knocks 99 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:56.279 me upside down. The other one's gone, no, I'm like, 100 00:04:56.319 --> 00:04:59.639 I'm afraid because not me. Yeah, this kid no problem, 101 00:04:59.680 --> 00:05:04.000 not me looking fraid. So you Yeah, there was this 102 00:05:04.079 --> 00:05:07.399 shriek from the goat jar that will be hurt. I 103 00:05:07.439 --> 00:05:10.120 will hear it in my soul. It well into my nineties. 104 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:13.519 And the thing is, I've seen them hurt themselves way worse, 105 00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:18.680 way worse. But it was it was this moment of 106 00:05:18.839 --> 00:05:23.000 disbelief where they're like what and now they've been walking 107 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:26.680 around up in the garden just the younger one when 108 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:29.079 in five minutes didn't give a fuck the older one. 109 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:36.879 Oh Jesus that oh she is just like if she 110 00:05:36.879 --> 00:05:39.199 can get her hands on a weapon between now and tomorrow. 111 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:41.480 We won't have another podcast next week. 112 00:05:41.480 --> 00:05:44.199 I'm telling you that we we better get this one 113 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:46.439 done at least. Folks, how are you keeping? And you're 114 00:05:46.439 --> 00:05:48.319 welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show. You know how 115 00:05:48.360 --> 00:05:49.560 we do it here. We break it up in the 116 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:53.759 three segments and an unofficial like fourth segment at the 117 00:05:53.800 --> 00:05:56.240 start of the show, which is a little bit bonus. 118 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:59.639 You know, here's what happened to us this weekend. It's terrible, 119 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:01.720 earlfe some of some of this week. Some of these weeks, Tom, 120 00:06:01.759 --> 00:06:03.600 you'll find you and me to start chatting about that, 121 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:06.360 dumping our into it and fuck the rest of the show. 122 00:06:06.439 --> 00:06:10.120 But yeah, this week, this week, it ain't this week. Yeah, 123 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:12.160 we got we've got some ship to talk about. In particular, 124 00:06:12.240 --> 00:06:14.439 we've got the big news to talk about of the 125 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:16.480 week time. We've got what we call on the Tom 126 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:20.199 and Jerry Show, the weekly what have you. This is 127 00:06:20.199 --> 00:06:22.199 a very complicated case mod you know, a lot of 128 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:23.920 a lot of outs, a lot of what have you 129 00:06:24.199 --> 00:06:27.120 and uh a lot of scrans to keep in my head. 130 00:06:27.199 --> 00:06:30.000 Man, it's getting serious, Tom, it is getting serious. 131 00:06:30.079 --> 00:06:30.279 Chair. 132 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:33.160 I mean, we we've dand it around it and it 133 00:06:33.199 --> 00:06:35.120 isn't our place to talk politics because we ain't that 134 00:06:35.240 --> 00:06:39.839 fucking smart and we're not heavily opinionated. We're quite insular 135 00:06:39.839 --> 00:06:42.079 blokes where we just talk about what's affecting us three 136 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:45.480 feet in front of our eyes. But it's come to 137 00:06:45.560 --> 00:06:48.240 a point now where it's it's it's this oil crisis 138 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:50.600 carry on. There are starting to affect everybody, it really. 139 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:54.360 Is, and we sincerely hope this oil crisis hasn't escalated 140 00:06:54.439 --> 00:06:55.879 into full blown nuclear war. 141 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:56.639 But yeah, we can do that. 142 00:06:56.720 --> 00:06:59.040 Listen to this show we record on Mondays and drop 143 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:01.800 on towards does anything could drop between them? And then 144 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:04.560 But for the purposes of this bit, the straight Hermons 145 00:07:04.600 --> 00:07:06.319 is still in still. 146 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:09.639 Let's just yeah, let's let's let's assume we all still 147 00:07:09.680 --> 00:07:11.439 have our teeth, you know what I mean, and we 148 00:07:11.480 --> 00:07:13.959 haven't turned into Lasagne like that fella from the Chernobyl 149 00:07:13.959 --> 00:07:14.560 TV show. 150 00:07:14.839 --> 00:07:16.399 Well, I'll tell you here's one thing we might not 151 00:07:16.519 --> 00:07:20.319 have for much longer time, Connies. Yes, indeed, it. 152 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:25.279 Would seem the biggest the biggest productive producer of condoms worldwide, 153 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:27.240 is now in their serious pressure. 154 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:30.199 Yes, indeed to who thought about this when they started? 155 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:33.519 This is the problem. This is the problem because it 156 00:07:33.639 --> 00:07:36.240 was I mean, the thinner, the better, the less of 157 00:07:36.240 --> 00:07:39.879 it they use the better. For this is the thing 158 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:42.199 you were saying, you know what, for the minute like 159 00:07:42.480 --> 00:07:44.319 it is will be the last thing to get affected 160 00:07:44.399 --> 00:07:47.279 because like other products, you're hoping that they get stronger, 161 00:07:47.560 --> 00:07:50.319 they get better, more robust. This is the one product 162 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:52.680 you're going make it less of it. If you can't, 163 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:57.920 please make less, make it? Can you get down to microns? 164 00:07:57.959 --> 00:07:59.759 At this stage we have we have. 165 00:07:59.800 --> 00:08:03.759 Been battle in oil crisses over the last number of 166 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:06.199 weeks there dare I say a month or two since 167 00:08:06.279 --> 00:08:10.959 the United States decided, for reasons that were never fully 168 00:08:10.959 --> 00:08:13.680 explained to the rest of the world, we can take we. 169 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:14.959 Can take a shot at it. I think they need 170 00:08:15.399 --> 00:08:18.920 they need, like a lot of times, they need to 171 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:23.959 help their friends, Yes, and out a good dose of freedom. 172 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:27.360 And should people get distracted from this start or the 173 00:08:27.399 --> 00:08:31.000 other bonus, we knew that it was going to start 174 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:33.799 impacting us at the petrol pumps and the diesel pumps 175 00:08:33.799 --> 00:08:39.240 and we've had tractor whatnot in protest of all this. 176 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:42.399 We know, but there's like a much more insidious thing 177 00:08:42.600 --> 00:08:45.039 that's happening, which is all the oil based products which 178 00:08:45.039 --> 00:08:47.840 do not know or be familiar with or never have 179 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:51.720 considered it, are being impacted, such as fertilizer which will 180 00:08:51.840 --> 00:08:56.559 impact on crops grown and all that. But for all that, Tom, 181 00:08:56.840 --> 00:08:58.799 the other thing that's made out of oil based products 182 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:03.720 is condoms. And I'm about to take a hit. 183 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:05.559 They are, but I mean on the flip side of that. 184 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:08.360 You know, they are saying that, you know, the population 185 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:11.879 is decreasing worldwide, and that's never but it's not. 186 00:09:11.840 --> 00:09:14.399 To dive two footed into the conspiracy of it all. 187 00:09:14.639 --> 00:09:19.639 Do you think that there's some long game conspiracy here 188 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:26.000 to boost the population of the world by purposefully engineering 189 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:29.559 war that would create a shortage of contraceptives or have 190 00:09:29.639 --> 00:09:31.559 I given that way more thought than any of these 191 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:33.120 fucking knuckleheads up top half? 192 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:35.399 I think probably if you wanted to go that way, 193 00:09:35.399 --> 00:09:38.039 you could just hire a couple of really stealthy double 194 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:41.120 sevens to go into this factory with a load of pins, 195 00:09:41.120 --> 00:09:45.159 just poking boxes. Yeah, just tell the quality control guy 196 00:09:45.159 --> 00:09:47.000 and the jur X factory to take the day off. 197 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:49.240 We're not even talking about the gur X factory. We're 198 00:09:49.240 --> 00:09:50.600 talking about the factory that makes. 199 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:54.080 The X makes du X makes Trojan. They're all outsourced 200 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:57.720 to Singapore and they're making five billion of the easy year. 201 00:09:57.879 --> 00:10:01.039 That's how many they're turning out. That's a lot of writing. 202 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:03.480 That is my god, that's a lot of writing. 203 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:05.159 It's a lot of writing if you only use them once. 204 00:10:05.159 --> 00:10:10.000 Buddy, this is it. But he's saying, and it's the 205 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:11.559 only way to do it. He doesn't want to down 206 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:13.399 production or whatever, but it is going to It is 207 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:18.159 going to pair back, unfortunately, and the prices are going 208 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:22.679 to go by thirty percent minimum. Chap Ceo. It came out, 209 00:10:22.759 --> 00:10:27.960 go mackay go my cat toward media outlets to the 210 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:32.720 production costs have risen sharply because of course oil and oil. 211 00:10:32.519 --> 00:10:35.279 Is the less of it there is, the more expensive 212 00:10:35.279 --> 00:10:35.559 it is. 213 00:10:35.679 --> 00:10:39.159 Now. I incorrectly said Singapore. It's actually Malaysian based producer 214 00:10:39.159 --> 00:10:41.399 and he produces it from all the big ones. Right. 215 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:44.720 It doesn't for the NHS, doesn't for all, like if 216 00:10:44.759 --> 00:10:48.320 you're getting them on the medical card anywhere, if. 217 00:10:48.200 --> 00:10:49.840 It's been on the end of your tool has come 218 00:10:49.879 --> 00:10:50.200 out of this. 219 00:10:50.279 --> 00:10:53.279 Plus yeah, yeah, which is a horrific fucking way. It's 220 00:10:53.440 --> 00:10:55.960 to sentence that you've probably must grossest thing you've ever 221 00:10:56.000 --> 00:11:01.639 said her. But it is not looking good because crude oil, 222 00:11:01.679 --> 00:11:03.440 which they would buy it, they would buy and crude 223 00:11:03.440 --> 00:11:06.000 form of course, and they would refine it themselves. They're 224 00:11:06.039 --> 00:11:07.879 going to buy it at the very right out of 225 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:11.279 the ground stage. Even at that, with oil prices going 226 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:14.360 into the two hundred per barrel nearly at this stage, 227 00:11:14.759 --> 00:11:17.799 it's looking like Connie's are going to have to go 228 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:19.919 up in price there, and that is going to spell 229 00:11:20.000 --> 00:11:23.840 a fucking disaster worldwide, especially for what it's done for, 230 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:30.320 like disease epidemics in impoverished countries, just regular diseases for 231 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:32.120 regular countries, you know. 232 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:34.159 And and and this is why we don't really get 233 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:36.399 all that political with the Tom and Jerry show, because 234 00:11:36.399 --> 00:11:38.240 it's all very well and good to start a joke 235 00:11:38.279 --> 00:11:41.159 and have a little condom shortage and then your general 236 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:43.799 but seriously, third world countries are going to see a 237 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:48.039 spike in sexually transmitted diseases and that's like, well, that's 238 00:11:48.080 --> 00:11:49.720 just kind of killed a bit a bit, doesn't it. 239 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:52.639 It does a small. But but look, there's there's where 240 00:11:52.639 --> 00:11:55.759 doesn't there's a silver lining for everything, you know what 241 00:11:55.799 --> 00:11:56.799 I mean, there's there's. 242 00:11:56.840 --> 00:11:59.159 The battleby time was not LATEX one, you know. 243 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:05.600 But there really is like there's there's always you know, 244 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:08.799 there's an ill wind jar that says it doesn't blow 245 00:12:08.840 --> 00:12:10.879 good for somebody at some stage, like and this is 246 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:14.799 always an opportunistic point. I think people jump in and go, 247 00:12:14.879 --> 00:12:18.639 you know what, you know what, let's have a look 248 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:22.919 at this because right if oil prices, because it happens, 249 00:12:23.200 --> 00:12:27.039 it happens when oil products or a product isn't available anymore, 250 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:32.559 somebody crafty somewhere will come up with an alternative. And sometimes, Jared, 251 00:12:32.679 --> 00:12:35.000 you can just it's it was right there in front 252 00:12:35.000 --> 00:12:36.919 of you all along in the history books. You don't 253 00:12:37.000 --> 00:12:39.080 have to go. You don't have to go. They have 254 00:12:39.320 --> 00:12:43.120 like own Johnny's have been around for years, Jared. I mean, 255 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:46.240 they like to tell us that we're the cutting edge. 256 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:49.240 You have everything. They've found stuff dug in the ocean 257 00:12:49.279 --> 00:12:53.200 that really much resembles computers. We I'm not getting heavily 258 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:55.879 into the conspiracy there, but I you know, Ali is 259 00:12:55.919 --> 00:12:59.879 built the pyramids. I'm just saying somebody there's technology from 260 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:03.320 in the day there the padding broke. You know, this 261 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:05.679 oil stuff in its own right is a bit of 262 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:07.960 a bastard. It took over the world when I'd say, 263 00:13:08.000 --> 00:13:11.440 there's alternatives out there, and there's always an alternative when 264 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:13.919 you go looking hard enough, and I reckon if we 265 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:16.759 look back in history, you go back to three thousand 266 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:22.159 BC and who whogier the Egyptians, the fucking egypsums by 267 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:25.679 the Greeks and the Romans, not of other on him. 268 00:13:25.919 --> 00:13:27.879 Didn't want to be getting anybody up the off. We're 269 00:13:27.960 --> 00:13:31.639 riding a flat out, especially the Romans and the Greeks. 270 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:36.080 Very sexy bastards, no underpants anywhere to be seen. They 271 00:13:36.080 --> 00:13:44.519 were using animal intestines and bladders. I needs must but 272 00:13:44.639 --> 00:13:49.120 you know what, it's organic. Yeah, we should be no 273 00:13:49.320 --> 00:13:50.759 argument there, I suppose, do you. 274 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:51.039 Know what I mean? 275 00:13:51.120 --> 00:13:53.360 Let this. I mean we're all trying to get away 276 00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:56.000 from polyester and whatnot, and I mean a good rinse 277 00:13:56.000 --> 00:13:58.559 out you could probably use it again. I'm just saying 278 00:13:59.000 --> 00:14:01.919 there's not more SSS fast fashion jer it's one of 279 00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:03.600 the killers worldwide. That's my beag. 280 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:05.919 Top of Tom and Jerry Show with a pinch of salt, folks. 281 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:07.679 But there it's there for you if you need it. 282 00:14:07.879 --> 00:14:09.320 You can put salt on it if you want to. 283 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:14.240 I suppose, I mean it is a meat product. Sixteenth 284 00:14:14.240 --> 00:14:15.120 century jump. 285 00:14:14.919 --> 00:14:17.200 Forward, we've been Yeah, if I can't lay your hand 286 00:14:17.200 --> 00:14:21.519 on I was going to say, a photo sheepskin sheep 287 00:14:21.559 --> 00:14:22.799 and testing, where the fuck am I going? 288 00:14:22.799 --> 00:14:26.039 Tom Well, if you can't, And it would seem there 289 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:29.879 was like we went backwards technology wise from the lads 290 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:32.039 of the Roman times and the and the Egyptians. We 291 00:14:32.039 --> 00:14:34.279 definitely went backwards. We went eating fucking mud. After the 292 00:14:34.320 --> 00:14:36.279 fall of the Egyptians and then the fall of the Romans, 293 00:14:36.279 --> 00:14:38.559 it turned into a shit show. Do you know what 294 00:14:38.600 --> 00:14:41.679 I mean? They had They actually had, you know, latrines, 295 00:14:41.679 --> 00:14:44.519 they had proper we were throwing buckets of shit out windows. 296 00:14:44.519 --> 00:14:46.879 But you know, in the early but in the sixteen 297 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:50.679 and seventeen hundreds, like so at least somebody took it 298 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:52.480 upon themselves to go, you know what, maybe we need 299 00:14:52.519 --> 00:14:53.559 to upgrade a small bit. 300 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:59.919 And an Italian anatomist waiting to hear this for a name, yeah, 301 00:15:00.519 --> 00:15:04.759 I wonder what he got named after him, Gabrielle Phalloppian. 302 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:09.120 I mean, ye name like that tell I tell you that. 303 00:15:09.200 --> 00:15:13.720 He's a first cousin of Jeremiah Ovaries. He documented was 304 00:15:13.759 --> 00:15:17.679 documented a linen sheet, but a well made linen sheet 305 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:21.960 be fastened with a ribbon specifically designed to protect against syphilis, 306 00:15:22.080 --> 00:15:25.960 which was absolute and the thing itself was treated in chemicals. 307 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:29.799 What chemicals, star, I don't know how comfortable it was. 308 00:15:29.960 --> 00:15:32.039 I don't know. I wasn't around back then, but by 309 00:15:32.080 --> 00:15:36.600 all accounts it worked. Not for everybody, of course, because 310 00:15:36.600 --> 00:15:37.240 we still going to. 311 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:39.679 Say, like, disease can't be working the cure time. I mean, 312 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:43.120 to your point, what chemicals, sir? 313 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:45.639 Yeah, I mean some of this stuff might be just 314 00:15:45.679 --> 00:15:48.120 you know, virtual signaling. You know, I'm a good person. 315 00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:50.440 I'm where I was sheathed one with chemic dipped in 316 00:15:50.519 --> 00:15:54.600 chemicals and a ribbon. You know. Yeah, I don't know. 317 00:15:54.879 --> 00:15:57.080 I never thought i'd hear myself say no, opt for 318 00:15:57.120 --> 00:15:58.320 the guts. But here we are. 319 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:01.039 Well, look just as well, because it didn't stick around 320 00:16:01.039 --> 00:16:04.399 by the eighteenth centuries, connies were back. But we're chemically 321 00:16:04.440 --> 00:16:08.440 treated now, chemically treated, and I you know, like like 322 00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:17.159 you go tanning a height chemically treated high quality intestines, 323 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:19.320 high quality ones. 324 00:16:19.679 --> 00:16:22.480 Okay, okay, so so still intestines, but good ones, no. 325 00:16:22.559 --> 00:16:24.480 Good ones, good ones. Now you you don't want to 326 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:26.159 you don't want to cows in Testine, Jerry, you know 327 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:28.240 what I mean. You want something something slight, you know 328 00:16:28.279 --> 00:16:30.039 what I mean, like a chickens in Testine or something 329 00:16:30.080 --> 00:16:34.120 like that. And even they were so good that they 330 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:36.080 didn't revert to they had the name at the time, 331 00:16:36.120 --> 00:16:38.919 you know, I mean it was French letters and every no, 332 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:45.240 they would just call them skins, skins, skins, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 333 00:16:45.279 --> 00:16:48.519 There were prophylactics and contraceptives. They were they were safe 334 00:16:48.559 --> 00:16:50.799 as houses. Now obviously none of these things were shroowing 335 00:16:50.879 --> 00:16:53.399 up in Ireland, Catholic Ireland at the time because all 336 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:56.039 those other heathenistic going to Hell bastards were using these 337 00:16:56.080 --> 00:16:59.159 I'm just talking as from a historical point of view. 338 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:04.599 By you know, we're all organic and natural up unto 339 00:17:04.640 --> 00:17:09.680 this point, Linen, of course, and body parts of the animals. 340 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:12.759 I'm okay with that. You know, it wasn't until the 341 00:17:12.880 --> 00:17:16.799 nineteenth century, eighteen fifty five, don't you know when who 342 00:17:17.519 --> 00:17:21.640 but Charlie Goodyear. Charlie Goodyear, yep. 343 00:17:21.839 --> 00:17:23.960 Developed was not satisfied with the tire money. 344 00:17:24.079 --> 00:17:28.279 Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, No, he turned around and 345 00:17:28.319 --> 00:17:33.279 developed the first ever Rubbert handy. They did. He is 346 00:17:33.279 --> 00:17:36.839 a fucking bicycle too, by all accounts, not very stretchy. 347 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:42.319 They offered improved protection that all over the other stuff. 348 00:17:43.200 --> 00:17:45.440 But by all accounts it was like putting on a 349 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:46.519 Willy Well. 350 00:17:46.519 --> 00:17:50.839 I mean this is it too? Yeah, yeah, your heart 351 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:54.119 is pure, mister Goodyear Well, I mean really all the 352 00:17:54.160 --> 00:17:56.640 fuckng to it was he'd left over Rubbert, That's all. 353 00:17:56.720 --> 00:17:58.680 This is Triment's is all. He melting down and putting 354 00:17:58.720 --> 00:18:00.000 him over there at the end of a brush handle. 355 00:18:00.240 --> 00:18:02.880 That's an keep. That's what he was doing. 356 00:18:03.079 --> 00:18:09.079 Like here' that's what it is. It's welly for your 357 00:18:09.079 --> 00:18:12.079 mickey as well, it is. So that's genuinely all it is. 358 00:18:12.240 --> 00:18:13.960 I mean, there's some rough patches you can head into, 359 00:18:13.960 --> 00:18:16.559 all right with it, like, but I'm just saying that's 360 00:18:16.559 --> 00:18:20.440 her own business. They really struck popularity because these would 361 00:18:20.440 --> 00:18:23.400 have been only now, Jared, we're talking the upper the 362 00:18:23.480 --> 00:18:25.759 upper Echeland society would add their hands and the likes 363 00:18:25.759 --> 00:18:27.880 of this, like you know what I mean, the you know, 364 00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:29.960 the average grunt in the street was just banging out 365 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:32.759 like fourteen fifteen children. They because they just didn't know 366 00:18:32.759 --> 00:18:36.759 what to do, Like they weren't no rocket surgeons, so 367 00:18:36.799 --> 00:18:38.920 they weren't fully sure how it was even happen for 368 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:40.200 the most part, so. 369 00:18:40.119 --> 00:18:42.000 It was really only that it was free and it 370 00:18:42.039 --> 00:18:44.000 was Moorish, Yeah, very Moorish. 371 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:47.680 So there was an awful realistically, there was an awful 372 00:18:47.680 --> 00:18:50.960 divide between the aristocracy getting their hands on these things. 373 00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:56.200 It wasn't really until the First World War, the First 374 00:18:56.240 --> 00:18:59.440 World War really through to the Second World War, all 375 00:18:59.480 --> 00:19:01.519 the way through it was really documented that they were 376 00:19:01.519 --> 00:19:07.359 given out to gis. Yes, because you know American souldiers 377 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:10.519 coming over you know, over here, overpaid and over sex, 378 00:19:10.640 --> 00:19:12.240 you know, and all that. All the things that they 379 00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:14.559 said about him turning over here with a full mouth 380 00:19:14.599 --> 00:19:19.559 of teeth. There's been a few even, I know one 381 00:19:19.640 --> 00:19:23.039 chapter his great grandfather was a g I and and 382 00:19:23.039 --> 00:19:26.880 and he bounced, He absolutely bounced. But to be fair, 383 00:19:27.039 --> 00:19:29.079 the entire family have had a line of good teeth 384 00:19:29.119 --> 00:19:30.640 ever since then. I will say. 385 00:19:30.440 --> 00:19:32.559 That they have. 386 00:19:32.680 --> 00:19:35.799 They've had good teeth ever since. What can we say, 387 00:19:35.839 --> 00:19:39.359 But they were just giving out along with most like 388 00:19:39.440 --> 00:19:41.200 you know, the same way with v and Amvetz. They 389 00:19:41.200 --> 00:19:43.960 were probably just giving speed as well to stay awake. 390 00:19:44.359 --> 00:19:46.440 It was a lot of trial by r but in fairness, 391 00:19:46.480 --> 00:19:47.960 it was a smart enough thing to give him out 392 00:19:47.960 --> 00:19:50.599 to stop him, and I wasn't really to stop pregnancy. 393 00:19:50.759 --> 00:19:52.680 They just didn't want these lads getting sick with. 394 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:55.960 Syphilis, getting all kinds of stuff and not being able 395 00:19:56.000 --> 00:19:59.599 to to go get garrotted in the some exactly. 396 00:19:59.640 --> 00:20:02.440 And now it was straight up rubber still at the time, 397 00:20:02.680 --> 00:20:05.400 do you know what I mean? It was rubber as 398 00:20:05.480 --> 00:20:11.279 rubber would be known as. But latex to present day 399 00:20:11.480 --> 00:20:14.119 is really what they use. And latex is kind of 400 00:20:14.160 --> 00:20:19.680 a different chemical structure. It is oil based, but it 401 00:20:19.680 --> 00:20:22.640