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<v Speaker 1>You have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one double jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. Hey, And if you're

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<v Speaker 2>just joining us, or you missed the announcement a few

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<v Speaker 2>minutes ago, major concert event coming to Central Florida June

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<v Speaker 2>sixth and eighth of twenty twenty five, Raymond James Stadium,

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<v Speaker 2>Metallica's seventy two world tour.

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<v Speaker 3>And as you said before, great point you maybe think

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<v Speaker 3>was it going to Tampa. Let's be fair. We had

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<v Speaker 3>Metallica here in Orlando. We had Metallica here over in

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<v Speaker 3>Daytona Beach for Welcome to Rockville.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to share.

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<v Speaker 2>They're making the rounds man and uh, and.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll have tickets to the Tampa show.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, you can win them this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>What you're listening for is a double dose of Metallica

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<v Speaker 2>sometime before ten o'clock this morning, when we get off

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<v Speaker 2>the air and when the second song starts, will clear

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<v Speaker 2>the lines and let you start calling, and we'll take

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<v Speaker 2>color seventy two. It'll be totally random as an m

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<v Speaker 2>seventy two world tour, all right, so that'll happen sometime

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<v Speaker 2>before the end of the show.

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<v Speaker 3>People very excited on the text line as well.

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<v Speaker 4>In two two five, two six.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, the opening action of different opening acts

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<v Speaker 2>each night, as has been their tradition on this entire tour.

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<v Speaker 2>The Friday night show will be Limp, Biscuit and Ice

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<v Speaker 2>nine Kills, and then the Sunday will be Pantera and

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<v Speaker 2>suicidal Tendencies.

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<v Speaker 4>Love it, I love it all right. Let's this for.

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<v Speaker 2>All intents and purposes, would be and it happened again

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<v Speaker 2>situation if it was in a restaurant setting, but it

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<v Speaker 2>was in a kitchen setting at a man's home in England.

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<v Speaker 2>He's dead after accidentally stabbing himself while trying to separate

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<v Speaker 2>frozen hamburger patties with a knife.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we've all been there, I mean, not stabbing ourselves,

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<v Speaker 3>but pat wedging the knife and coming at yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Adam.

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<v Speaker 2>The police were able to figure out what happened here,

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<v Speaker 2>as you were just visualizing. Had the frozen patties on

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen counter about waste height, you know, his stomach hite,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, had the knife coming at him to try

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<v Speaker 2>to pry the patties apart. They I guess they came

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<v Speaker 2>flying apart, and the inertia continued. His knife thrust right

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<v Speaker 2>into his abdomen and he bleed out.

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<v Speaker 3>He was thrust in hard because he really one of

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<v Speaker 3>them burgers which were thought out by the time police arrived,

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<v Speaker 3>which I don't. I guess they would celebrate it there too.

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<v Speaker 3>National Cheeseburger Day we talked about. It was yesterday. Did

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<v Speaker 3>you get a burger? It was a National Cheeseburger Day?

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<v Speaker 3>Not Internet okay, what should be international? But did you

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<v Speaker 3>get a yesterday?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I went with peanut butter and jelly. After we had

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<v Speaker 2>that peanut butter and jelly conversation early yesterday morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, because I did the burger, I was gonna do

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<v Speaker 3>you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>I mentioned yesterday? Oh moo y'ah did to buy one?

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<v Speaker 4>Get one? You and I go, do you know Buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Burger Day or some stupid name I gave her right

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<v Speaker 3>you you remember, Yeah, had listeners texting.

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<v Speaker 4>Going, I'll go with you for a Buddy Burger run.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was gonna do it with my daughter. It

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<v Speaker 3>turns out it was buy one and then get one

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<v Speaker 3>later or something like that. God I swerved you. Huh, crepola.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that? So?

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<v Speaker 3>I my daughter was excited that she wanted to have

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<v Speaker 3>a cheeseburger on Cheeseburger Day with her father. So I

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<v Speaker 3>did an uber eats and spent exorbitanto mounts of money

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<v Speaker 3>on one burger for us to split and fries. There

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<v Speaker 3>was a big ass burger. It was a double cheeseburger.

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<v Speaker 3>It ate something at night, Patty, he's shaking his head

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<v Speaker 3>of me, that's what. But we we just rolled differently, man,

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<v Speaker 3>In what way? I would never uber eat a single

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<v Speaker 3>hamburger in an order of fries?

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<v Speaker 4>I would. I wouldn't do it. I would never either.

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<v Speaker 3>But if your daughter who is almost eighteen years old

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<v Speaker 3>wants to eat a burger with you on Burger Day

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<v Speaker 3>and you don't want to go wait in line, you

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<v Speaker 3>do it.

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<v Speaker 4>You send your daughter to go get the burger. Yeah

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<v Speaker 4>for it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was excited you wanted to hang with pops and

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<v Speaker 3>have a burger and we burgered out.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>The takeaway here is, please be careful when separating your

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<v Speaker 2>frozen beef patties. We don't want you accidentally offing yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Keeping with the food theme going this morning up and

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<v Speaker 3>never cut towards yourself. Sorry, Pizza Huts got a full

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<v Speaker 3>on gimmick they're pulling in New York City. Only they're

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<v Speaker 3>launching something called resumes. This is a new offering to

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<v Speaker 3>help professionals stand out in today's competitive job market. Let

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<v Speaker 3>me guess they're gonna stuff the crust with resumes.

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<v Speaker 2>Close. They're gonna create that. This is a contest they're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>You can submit if you want to have this done.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're looking for a job in New York City,

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<v Speaker 2>I get the attention of a would be employer where

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<v Speaker 2>you'd like to work, They'll choose some winners. They'll take

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<v Speaker 2>your resume, they will redo it into this one that

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<v Speaker 2>will blend with the famous Pizza Hut boxes that you

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<v Speaker 2>get when they deliver their pie, and the resume will

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<v Speaker 2>be right on top of the pie that's delivered to

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<v Speaker 2>the place where you're hoping to get a gig and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe get in front of the eyeballs of somebody who

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<v Speaker 2>has some juice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know what happens when pizza shows up at

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<v Speaker 3>an office. Yeah, but not Pizza Hut in New York.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna get to that part.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, well, what am I getting? Great?

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<v Speaker 3>You think I'm hiring you, You don't come on, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta know youzza send something over from Antony's.

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<v Speaker 4>You live in New.

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<v Speaker 5>York Antony's or Anthony's too, Anthony's eight thousand?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well we have the original Anthony's here in Central Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't say there is no original Anthony's. There are probably

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred thousand pizza places in this country called Anthony.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me ask you something. Do you think I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know this? I'm married to Italian? How many Anthonys you

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<v Speaker 3>have in your family? I can't count him in mine?

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<v Speaker 4>Anthony? You knows? Where's Anthony? I don't know. Could you

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<v Speaker 4>guys just say Anthony anyway? Pizza hut?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well I know Anthony's over there in Castlebury. You

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<v Speaker 3>guys are the ladies who represent they're JR Rockers, So yeah, pizza,

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<v Speaker 3>good luck.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's keep it in New York For this one, I

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<v Speaker 2>would note and I shared this twenty seven second news report.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all this managed to get exposure wise on the

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<v Speaker 2>local television news in New York City. I would think

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<v Speaker 2>when you got two people who steal a New York

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<v Speaker 2>City subway training crash, it, what one who was dressed

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<v Speaker 2>in all sorts of well interesting clothing, including a pink

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<v Speaker 2>shower cap. You would get a little more than twenty

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<v Speaker 2>seven seconds of news coverage.

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<v Speaker 3>This is some homeless people, right, They.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't know they're looking for these two characters. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Wandered into a subway station and uh, a train that

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't in operation they put into operation. They didn't make

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<v Speaker 2>it very far before crashing it. Luckily no one was killed.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you crash it subway you're on tracks? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they ran into something another car that was you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, I thought they did the old trick of when

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<v Speaker 3>you used to drive the Grand Prix cars at Disney

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<v Speaker 3>and try to get them off the track. I thought

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<v Speaker 3>they had the wheel all the way to the left

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<v Speaker 3>to go.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, all three, we're both gonna go.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you about my days. I was kicked out

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<v Speaker 3>of Grand Prix for life, got that some bitch off

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<v Speaker 3>the tracks and up in the grass. I was a

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<v Speaker 3>hero to many people. It was a zero to the

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<v Speaker 3>people out there. I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think if being a you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>draw of running a subway train. I bet that would

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<v Speaker 2>be interesting for about two hours, Oh god, for about

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<v Speaker 2>two hours. It'd be interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>You would dread it after that, and then you go, O,

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<v Speaker 4>can I.

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<v Speaker 2>Get the gist of this? This is kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm running this thing underground through all these and bypassing

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<v Speaker 2>all the nonsense. It's going on above the rat rates.

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<v Speaker 3>But I got somebody in the fourth car making love

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<v Speaker 3>to a.

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<v Speaker 5>Couch that I have to go back there. And you know,

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<v Speaker 5>couch plane, well seat, but luxury sweet their couch. Well,

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<v Speaker 5>New York, you never know.

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