Speaker 1: You have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one double jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right. Hey, And if you're
Speaker 2: just joining us, or you missed the announcement a few
Speaker 2: minutes ago, major concert event coming to Central Florida June
Speaker 2: sixth and eighth of twenty twenty five, Raymond James Stadium,
Speaker 2: Metallica's seventy two world tour.
Speaker 3: And as you said before, great point you maybe think
Speaker 3: was it going to Tampa. Let's be fair. We had
Speaker 3: Metallica here in Orlando. We had Metallica here over in
Speaker 3: Daytona Beach for Welcome to Rockville.
Speaker 4: You got to share.
Speaker 2: They're making the rounds man and uh, and.
Speaker 3: We'll have tickets to the Tampa show.
Speaker 2: In fact, you can win them this morning.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: What you're listening for is a double dose of Metallica
Speaker 2: sometime before ten o'clock this morning, when we get off
Speaker 2: the air and when the second song starts, will clear
Speaker 2: the lines and let you start calling, and we'll take
Speaker 2: color seventy two. It'll be totally random as an m
Speaker 2: seventy two world tour, all right, so that'll happen sometime
Speaker 2: before the end of the show.
Speaker 3: People very excited on the text line as well.
Speaker 4: In two two five, two six.
Speaker 2: By the way, the opening action of different opening acts
Speaker 2: each night, as has been their tradition on this entire tour.
Speaker 2: The Friday night show will be Limp, Biscuit and Ice
Speaker 2: nine Kills, and then the Sunday will be Pantera and
Speaker 2: suicidal Tendencies.
Speaker 4: Love it, I love it all right. Let's this for.
Speaker 2: All intents and purposes, would be and it happened again
Speaker 2: situation if it was in a restaurant setting, but it
Speaker 2: was in a kitchen setting at a man's home in England.
Speaker 2: He's dead after accidentally stabbing himself while trying to separate
Speaker 2: frozen hamburger patties with a knife.
Speaker 3: Oh we've all been there, I mean, not stabbing ourselves,
Speaker 3: but pat wedging the knife and coming at yourself.
Speaker 4: Adam.
Speaker 2: The police were able to figure out what happened here,
Speaker 2: as you were just visualizing. Had the frozen patties on
Speaker 2: the kitchen counter about waste height, you know, his stomach hite,
Speaker 2: Oh God, had the knife coming at him to try
Speaker 2: to pry the patties apart. They I guess they came
Speaker 2: flying apart, and the inertia continued. His knife thrust right
Speaker 2: into his abdomen and he bleed out.
Speaker 3: He was thrust in hard because he really one of
Speaker 3: them burgers which were thought out by the time police arrived,
Speaker 3: which I don't. I guess they would celebrate it there too.
Speaker 3: National Cheeseburger Day we talked about. It was yesterday. Did
Speaker 3: you get a burger? It was a National Cheeseburger Day?
Speaker 3: Not Internet okay, what should be international? But did you
Speaker 3: get a yesterday?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I went with peanut butter and jelly. After we had
Speaker 2: that peanut butter and jelly conversation early yesterday morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I did the burger, I was gonna do
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 4: I mentioned yesterday? Oh moo y'ah did to buy one?
Speaker 4: Get one? You and I go, do you know Buddy.
Speaker 3: Burger Day or some stupid name I gave her right
Speaker 3: you you remember, Yeah, had listeners texting.
Speaker 4: Going, I'll go with you for a Buddy Burger run.
Speaker 3: But I was gonna do it with my daughter. It
Speaker 3: turns out it was buy one and then get one
Speaker 3: later or something like that. God I swerved you. Huh, crepola.
Speaker 4: Is that? So?
Speaker 3: I my daughter was excited that she wanted to have
Speaker 3: a cheeseburger on Cheeseburger Day with her father. So I
Speaker 3: did an uber eats and spent exorbitanto mounts of money
Speaker 3: on one burger for us to split and fries. There
Speaker 3: was a big ass burger. It was a double cheeseburger.
Speaker 3: It ate something at night, Patty, he's shaking his head
Speaker 3: of me, that's what. But we we just rolled differently, man,
Speaker 3: In what way? I would never uber eat a single
Speaker 3: hamburger in an order of fries?
Speaker 4: I would. I wouldn't do it. I would never either.
Speaker 3: But if your daughter who is almost eighteen years old
Speaker 3: wants to eat a burger with you on Burger Day
Speaker 3: and you don't want to go wait in line, you
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 4: You send your daughter to go get the burger. Yeah
Speaker 4: for it.
Speaker 3: I was excited you wanted to hang with pops and
Speaker 3: have a burger and we burgered out.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: The takeaway here is, please be careful when separating your
Speaker 2: frozen beef patties. We don't want you accidentally offing yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Keeping with the food theme going this morning up and
Speaker 3: never cut towards yourself. Sorry, Pizza Huts got a full
Speaker 3: on gimmick they're pulling in New York City. Only they're
Speaker 3: launching something called resumes. This is a new offering to
Speaker 3: help professionals stand out in today's competitive job market. Let
Speaker 3: me guess they're gonna stuff the crust with resumes.
Speaker 2: Close. They're gonna create that. This is a contest they're doing.
Speaker 2: You can submit if you want to have this done.
Speaker 2: If you're looking for a job in New York City,
Speaker 2: I get the attention of a would be employer where
Speaker 2: you'd like to work, They'll choose some winners. They'll take
Speaker 2: your resume, they will redo it into this one that
Speaker 2: will blend with the famous Pizza Hut boxes that you
Speaker 2: get when they deliver their pie, and the resume will
Speaker 2: be right on top of the pie that's delivered to
Speaker 2: the place where you're hoping to get a gig and
Speaker 2: maybe get in front of the eyeballs of somebody who
Speaker 2: has some juice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what happens when pizza shows up at
Speaker 3: an office. Yeah, but not Pizza Hut in New York.
Speaker 3: I was gonna get to that part.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, what am I getting? Great?
Speaker 3: You think I'm hiring you, You don't come on, you know,
Speaker 3: you gotta know youzza send something over from Antony's.
Speaker 4: You live in New.
Speaker 5: York Antony's or Anthony's too, Anthony's eight thousand?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we have the original Anthony's here in Central Florida.
Speaker 2: Don't say there is no original Anthony's. There are probably
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand pizza places in this country called Anthony.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you something. Do you think I don't
Speaker 3: know this? I'm married to Italian? How many Anthonys you
Speaker 3: have in your family? I can't count him in mine?
Speaker 4: Anthony? You knows? Where's Anthony? I don't know. Could you
Speaker 4: guys just say Anthony anyway? Pizza hut?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I know Anthony's over there in Castlebury. You
Speaker 3: guys are the ladies who represent they're JR Rockers, So yeah, pizza,
Speaker 3: good luck.
Speaker 2: Let's keep it in New York For this one, I
Speaker 2: would note and I shared this twenty seven second news report.
Speaker 2: That's all this managed to get exposure wise on the
Speaker 2: local television news in New York City. I would think
Speaker 2: when you got two people who steal a New York
Speaker 2: City subway training crash, it, what one who was dressed
Speaker 2: in all sorts of well interesting clothing, including a pink
Speaker 2: shower cap. You would get a little more than twenty
Speaker 2: seven seconds of news coverage.
Speaker 3: This is some homeless people, right, They.
Speaker 4: Don't know they're looking for these two characters. Wow.
Speaker 2: Wandered into a subway station and uh, a train that
Speaker 2: wasn't in operation they put into operation. They didn't make
Speaker 2: it very far before crashing it. Luckily no one was killed.
Speaker 2: How do you crash it subway you're on tracks? Well,
Speaker 2: they ran into something another car that was you.
Speaker 3: Know, I thought they did the old trick of when
Speaker 3: you used to drive the Grand Prix cars at Disney
Speaker 3: and try to get them off the track. I thought
Speaker 3: they had the wheel all the way to the left
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 4: All right, all three, we're both gonna go.
Speaker 3: I told you about my days. I was kicked out
Speaker 3: of Grand Prix for life, got that some bitch off
Speaker 3: the tracks and up in the grass. I was a
Speaker 3: hero to many people. It was a zero to the
Speaker 3: people out there. I love you.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if being a you know, the
Speaker 2: draw of running a subway train. I bet that would
Speaker 2: be interesting for about two hours, Oh god, for about
Speaker 2: two hours. It'd be interesting.
Speaker 4: You would dread it after that, and then you go, O,
Speaker 4: can I.
Speaker 2: Get the gist of this? This is kind of cool.
Speaker 2: I'm running this thing underground through all these and bypassing
Speaker 2: all the nonsense. It's going on above the rat rates.
Speaker 3: But I got somebody in the fourth car making love
Speaker 3: to a.
Speaker 5: Couch that I have to go back there. And you know,
Speaker 5: couch plane, well seat, but luxury sweet their couch. Well,
Speaker 5: New York, you never know.
Speaker 3: Orlando's rock station