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Speaker 3: air in October in a decade. Correct in the real world,
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Speaker 1: important question in Treehouse Horror episodes. Is Matt Groening always
Speaker 1: back graining? No, not always? Not always feels like he's
Speaker 1: always bat graining.
Speaker 3: I'm going to check now because now that you've said that,
Speaker 3: maybe you're going to make me out to be a liar,
Speaker 3: because I can't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to do that. But you know, it
Speaker 1: feels like there are always variations on various names. But
Speaker 1: I feel like I've always seen it be bad graining.
Speaker 3: Matt Groaning, Treeouse of Horror names. I just assumed there
Speaker 3: would be a website though, just the Simpson's everything.
Speaker 1: Well there's yeah, the Intern's got everything on it. I'll
Speaker 1: type tree House Horror speaky names. Maybe you know we're
Speaker 1: talking about all this preparation, everything's falling into place for us,
Speaker 1: and here I am just sort of throwing a monkey
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Speaker 1: I've really ground the podcast to a holt.
Speaker 3: I think bad graining may I don't know. I don't
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Speaker 3: Are limited here limited, but we're here to talk about
Speaker 3: Treehouse of Horror twenty, which aired in season twenty one.
Speaker 3: Of course, as we're doing these reviews, I thought this
Speaker 3: is one that had the Charlie Brown reference. That's what
Speaker 3: I said to you off the air last week. I
Speaker 3: was incorrect. I had a Sweny Todd parody instead. What
Speaker 3: do you think of a season of Treous twenty? I
Speaker 3: liked to find I thought the first one was the best.
Speaker 1: But I'm a bit of a film nerd, so I
Speaker 1: like anything that's going to pay tribute to my man,
Speaker 1: Alfred Hitchcock. I'll like the second one the best. That
Speaker 1: was my favorite. I'm also a sucker for zombie and
Speaker 1: post apocalyptic movies, so that was also a good one.
Speaker 1: I liked how it started. I thought it did well
Speaker 1: for the first two thirds of it, and then it
Speaker 1: sort of petered out at the safe zone ending, and yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no business like mo business. The whole Sweeny Todd
Speaker 1: thing and sort of show within the show meta aspect.
Speaker 1: I was like an interesting experiment that didn't quite pay off.
Speaker 1: I get the feeling. I don't know the writers were
Speaker 1: either pushing themselves. It's like, wouldn't it be interesting if
Speaker 1: we did this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't quite get what they were
Speaker 3: going for here. Actually, so I've never seen Sweeny Todd,
Speaker 3: the film or the stage show. I've read about what
Speaker 3: Sweeny Todd's about. Is it actually a parody of the
Speaker 3: story or is.
Speaker 1: It just inspired? I think very it's a barber, very loosely, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the demon barber of Fleet Street. And yeah, essentially he
Speaker 1: cuts the throats of people who are in his barber's chair,
Speaker 1: gets sent down the chute and Johnny dan Tayer that
Speaker 1: guy should have been cancer for that.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Actually, Sweeny Tod's a pretty good movie, one of the
Speaker 1: few good late Tim Burton movies. But yeah, the bodies
Speaker 1: of these of Sweeny Todd's victims get turned into lovely
Speaker 1: pies that everyone enjoys even they're eating people. They're eating
Speaker 1: the people, so they might make cafeteria where they're eating
Speaker 1: the school kids. Correct. Yeah, I think there's no business
Speaker 1: like business. Probably would have been better if they'd just
Speaker 1: done a straight up Sweeny Todd parody as opposed to
Speaker 1: a show within a show, But then you wouldn't have
Speaker 1: had that title. There's no business like my business. I
Speaker 1: just people love wordplay about.
Speaker 3: I just couldn't work out what they were going for here,
Speaker 3: because at one minute they've got some pretty good special
Speaker 3: effects of Homer falling through the pipes and.
Speaker 1: Blood's coming out, yeah kind of thing.
Speaker 3: The next minute they're throwing a really poorly designed Mo
Speaker 3: doll to end it, which is I was like, wait
Speaker 3: a minute.
Speaker 1: What is what actually is this? Yeah, it's a stage show.
Speaker 3: People are watching it, but but it's like it's meta
Speaker 3: because the story they're telling it is actually like actually
Speaker 3: does love Marge?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was so confused because because margin Homer and Mo
Speaker 3: are playing themselves in this play.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was so bizarre. It was confusing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think they just because they went playing the Sweeny
Speaker 3: Todd Carriacs. They'll play much and Mow and Homer, Yeah
Speaker 3: they should. I think they were putting a hat on
Speaker 3: a hat on a hat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they little bit too clever for me, and
Speaker 1: for me not a clever person, nor am I and
Speaker 1: they Yeah, they sort of went a bit too overboard
Speaker 1: with this one. So unfortunately, having that is the third
Speaker 1: one kind of like you didn't stick the landing guards unfortunately,
Speaker 1: and even having like the gags of the audience and
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, and Kang and Kodos who weren't funny.
Speaker 3: No, he said, it's about light speed or something that's
Speaker 3: that's a measure of distance, not speed, or something that
Speaker 3: measures it through through distance not time. And he's like,
Speaker 3: you know what I meant, And that was it.
Speaker 1: That's what really. Yeah, but hey, we got We've got
Speaker 1: two other good segments out of there.
Speaker 3: I think dialog for murder or press hash to return
Speaker 3: to main menu. So you said that's your favorite. I
Speaker 3: enjoyed them. What was the second one called? It was
Speaker 3: don't have a cow mankind a zombie pocoast. They've done
Speaker 3: zombie ones before. I just like the premise of it
Speaker 3: being a tainted burger.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, and also, well they've done zombie ones in
Speaker 1: the past year, right, And this is more sort of
Speaker 1: when what was the air dated this one again? This
Speaker 1: one originally we always say it when we're talking about
Speaker 1: the October eighteen, twenty oh nine, two thousand and nine. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm wondering when the sort of we had that
Speaker 1: resurgence of zombie movies, because it's got a Zombie Lands
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven wasn't it. I think, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is definitely got twenty eight days later because it
Speaker 1: talks about twenty eight days. It's got it on the
Speaker 1: screen and all that. But it's also it was the
Speaker 1: Last of Us as well a bit. But also you
Speaker 1: know the remake of Dawn of the Dead and at
Speaker 1: the start when you know they first take the bite
Speaker 1: of the burger squared and it's like, ah, we're all
Speaker 1: getting zombified and it gets all sort of documentary style,
Speaker 1: which is very much, you know, like Zack Snyder's Down
Speaker 1: of the Dead and Dead.
Speaker 3: The series launched in twenty ten, so wow, I thought
Speaker 3: it was was like two thousand and six, and walking
Speaker 3: Down it feels it just has been gone forever. And
Speaker 3: I looked like it's like another spinoff, another spit of way,
Speaker 3: Darryl's got his own show.
Speaker 1: What is Happens? Like four or five spinoffs walking Dead,
Speaker 1: none of which I've watched.
Speaker 3: I gave up after Glenn got it that was it.
Speaker 3: I was like, ah, because what is in it isn't
Speaker 3: fun anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's Walking Dead, Dead City, There's and that's the
Speaker 1: one with Megan's one with Jeffy didn more. What was
Speaker 1: the first one though, it was like not returning to
Speaker 1: the Walking Dead, it was it was fear the walking Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now they're just called walking Dead, walking Dead, Dead City,
Speaker 1: walking Dead. Just Daryl Dixon one. They called The Book
Speaker 1: of Carol. That might be a spin off of the
Speaker 1: Darryl Dixon one. And there's at least one other one.
Speaker 1: There must be an audience. Okay, so people love zombie. Well,
Speaker 1: there's the thing.
Speaker 3: Zombie is just one of those forever we call it
Speaker 3: forever license in the pop culture field of toys, like
Speaker 3: a forever license, like a Star Wars or whatever. Like zombies
Speaker 3: is just the theme that will always be popular. I
Speaker 3: think if if a horror movie came out, like it's
Speaker 3: a new zombie movie, I'm like, I'll probably go say it.
Speaker 3: I've seen it a million times, feel different ways, but
Speaker 3: I'm still gonna I'm still intrigued by the idea of
Speaker 3: zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 1: It's very ebbs and flows. I mean, I think they'll
Speaker 1: always be there, like there will always be sort of
Speaker 1: low budget shitty ones being short of the dead as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Yeah, yeah, but something will come up
Speaker 1: and it's like and there'll be maybe three or four
Speaker 1: of them, and they'll be like good quality ones like
Speaker 1: yeah around the time, like I say of the Dawn
Speaker 1: of the Dead remake in twenty eight Days Later and
Speaker 1: Shawan of the Dead and all that, like, yeah, zombies
Speaker 1: are back. And then we'll sort of get a bit
Speaker 1: of overkill and then there'll be maybe ten or so
Speaker 1: years and there's like, yeah, zombies are back. This had
Speaker 1: an iron legend vibe to it as well. It did
Speaker 1: add the very end certainly. I mean, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's the end of I can't remember the end of
Speaker 1: the original version of the director's cut.
Speaker 3: Because there's sort of an alternate ending of the director's
Speaker 3: cut is where he walks with her body into the room, okay,
Speaker 3: as opposed to sacrificing himself. In the theatrical release, will
Speaker 3: Smith sacrificehim spoiler all that sacrifices himself right for the
Speaker 3: good of.
Speaker 1: The world and they end up at the safe zone
Speaker 1: at the end.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But in the in the director's cut, in the
Speaker 3: ultimate ending, which I think is pretty cool, he walks
Speaker 3: in with her body and turns out there it's the
Speaker 3: body of the zombie and he was angry because he
Speaker 3: had her body captive that the zombie was angry that
Speaker 3: will Smith had her body.
Speaker 1: He just wanted his wife back. Well, yeah, that's when
Speaker 1: they learned to exist. Yeah, that's the thing. And then
Speaker 1: in the in the novel that's based on that's a
Speaker 1: really sort of a but one of a better term
Speaker 1: Patients zero for a lot of zombie movies and things
Speaker 1: like that, I think Will Smith's character realizes I'm the
Speaker 1: last of my kind and this is really the next
Speaker 1: stage of human evolution, you know, and that's I'm not
Speaker 1: really a person anymore. I'm legend, you know that they
Speaker 1: sort of talk about, Oh, remember the way things used
Speaker 1: to be. Oh, yeah, there was this guy named Robert Neville.
Speaker 1: You don't really talk about him one much because he
Speaker 1: was the he was the last phase of humanity, and
Speaker 1: now we're into something new. Yeah, plastic world. Plastic world.
Speaker 1: That's it's been like plastic World.
Speaker 3: What was the Children of Men parody here? Because it
Speaker 3: mentions on Wikipedia that's also Children of Men reference here.
Speaker 1: I get the feeling that was more in the like
Speaker 1: the car chase or the thing with our Pooh driving.
Speaker 3: Okay, could be so it's children are in apocalypse, and
Speaker 3: I don't think it was an apocalypse.
Speaker 1: Sort of a slow motion apocalypse, Is it really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because well, you know, people can't have children anymore, so
Speaker 1: that's kind of the end of the human race.
Speaker 3: Okay, I own it, but I've never watched it. Chouldren
Speaker 3: have been dude, Yeah worth watching.
Speaker 1: Get on it? Yeah, Oh fucking dope movie. One of
Speaker 1: the best of the twenty first entry. Oh yeah, children
Speaker 1: Man's rad Oh shit, Okay, yeah, man, get on it.
Speaker 1: I will get on it. It's tough, but it's a
Speaker 1: It's a good movie, all.
Speaker 3: Right then, so well I enjoy it. Will make me sad,
Speaker 3: angry and also satisfied. You'll get all the feelings as
Speaker 3: long as I'm satisfied with That doesn't gives me a resolution,
Speaker 3: That's all I wanta. Take me on a journey and
Speaker 3: give me some sort of ending. You'll get some kind
Speaker 3: of resolution, yes, okay, yeah, But overall I thought this
Speaker 3: was yeah, a fine storm. I remember mostly the second
Speaker 3: segment because I'm a big zombie fan. I when I
Speaker 3: first watched this many years ago, didn't realize that this
Speaker 3: was all Hitchcock references, Like, so the actual stories are
Speaker 3: based on which one?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's the thing is. It's called dial m
Speaker 1: for murder, which is a Hitchcock title and actual movie,
Speaker 1: but then watching it the whole plot or protash tag
Speaker 1: that's the Simpsons. Oh yeah, yeah, I've got dial em.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna write down the whole title. Ye, but
Speaker 1: when they get into the hole, Oh, you don't like
Speaker 1: this person and I don't like this person. But if
Speaker 1: I murder your person and you kill my person, no
Speaker 1: one's going to assume that's the plot of Strangers on
Speaker 1: a Train. Yeah, fifty one, I think so. Yeah, fifty Yeah,
Speaker 1: good ones, good one, he's got good Ones. Remade for
Speaker 1: Netflix recently as Do Revenge Okay with Ethan Hawk's daughter
Speaker 1: Maya Hawk and as one of the leads worth watching.
Speaker 3: No, maybe if you're that's what shit's been about streaming films.
Speaker 3: It feels like there's just not enough what's the term,
Speaker 3: there's no there's no filter there. It's just like they're
Speaker 3: throwing out all this content where you feel like this
Speaker 3: was twenty years ago. Apparently a remake like that it
Speaker 3: would be treated with the there'd be someone. They're saying, No,
Speaker 3: this has to be done better, this needs to be improved. Yeah,
Speaker 3: content streaming services just like, just give us something starring
Speaker 3: this person will put it out there, we'll move on
Speaker 3: to the next one.
Speaker 1: It is unfortunately a lot of people entertainment adjacent will
Speaker 1: be saying, you hear bad things about Oh, the studio
Speaker 1: gave us notes about doing this and to make this
Speaker 1: character more like when was that? Honestly, they might have
Speaker 1: had a point, but a lot of it. You know,
Speaker 1: you'll have people even Tarantino said, yeah, I got notes.
Speaker 1: Some of them were ship some of them worked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need some people are creative geniuses, right, but
Speaker 3: they're greater coming of ideas. I need that one person
Speaker 3: above them to go get rid of that one, tweak
Speaker 3: this one slightly, and then we've got a really good product.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you will have very creative people, very yeah,
Speaker 1: ingenious people will say no, sometimes I need the brakes
Speaker 1: put on it. Sometimes I need something to pull back
Speaker 1: on the reins a bit. Yeah, absolutely, but no, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's strangers on the train. But you've got a visual reference.
Speaker 1: So psycho, Yeah, that's the that's the music that you do.
Speaker 1: Do do do? What else is north by northwest by
Speaker 1: northwest which oh that's sorry, that's confused. Is that the
Speaker 1: psycho music? I do the psycho music? But no, that
Speaker 1: does just sound weird. But yeah, you got bits from
Speaker 1: Verdio in there, bits from Spellbound, little bits.
Speaker 3: Of Yeah, when we're going through it, you tell you,
Speaker 3: you yell out, that's this reference that.
Speaker 1: Sure. I obviously had their film The Hats on as
Speaker 1: they were making this though. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And but it's one of those segments where as a kid,
Speaker 3: I had no idea that it was referencing anything. And
Speaker 3: I think the beauty of these segments is they work
Speaker 3: not knowing that anyway.
Speaker 1: Sure, it's just a fun.
Speaker 3: Treus of horrors, like you know, it's it feels weird
Speaker 3: like but it's so weird that obviously parroting something we
Speaker 3: said it all the time, but as you get older
Speaker 3: you to start to appreciate it. So is introducing you.
Speaker 3: That's what the Trust off I do so well. They
Speaker 3: introduce you to classic horror and classic stories. Absolutely, the
Speaker 3: shitting is a big one. Who are introduced to the
Speaker 3: Shining where this one here you fall in love with
Speaker 3: from Hitchcock as a result.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Yeah. And the other good thing is, I mean
Speaker 1: you always had rock solid plots and things like that,
Speaker 1: so you're working from a really strong foundation. If you've
Speaker 1: got the story of like, oh, you don't like that
Speaker 1: teacher and I don't like that teacher. But you know,
Speaker 1: neither result suspective we kill the other one, like cool
Speaker 1: plot that works, Yeah, and then you know you put
Speaker 1: your shovel a bunch of jokes on top of it.
Speaker 1: I'm glad they didn't just go through the clarche shower
Speaker 1: scene for Psychodo.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they were doing it for a hitchcock. We
Speaker 3: don't need to do the classic one, the obvious one.
Speaker 3: We don't have to play the hits exactly, Yeah, because
Speaker 3: they're doing ones here that you wouldn't normally see parody.
Speaker 3: It's always it's always Psycho a mother in the chair,
Speaker 3: that kind of thing, isn't it, Yeah, dressed up with
Speaker 3: his mum.
Speaker 1: Psycho. What a movie have you seen that? Maybe already
Speaker 1: discussed this with you.
Speaker 3: Someone put a tweet out many six months ago, twelve
Speaker 3: months ago saying this is the problem of streaming when
Speaker 3: the movies and it cuts to a like continue watching
Speaker 3: on over the corner, and then you may also like
Speaker 3: this kind of thing fills the screen and it's the
Speaker 3: end of Psycho and he's staring at the camera. It's
Speaker 3: like it's in the bottom corner, so he's staring at
Speaker 3: the screen.
Speaker 1: It's like, look, yeah, even it's the bottom Also like
Speaker 1: this film and the last thing you see. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: the very last thing you see, but yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: only for like a split second or so, as they
Speaker 1: slightly superimpose the skeleton face over over normal ass face, like.
Speaker 3: Ah fuck yeah, but it's in the bottom corner of
Speaker 3: the screen. You may also like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You may also like monsterly against Doory or you know,
Speaker 1: the Meninda something like that, and it's like, can we
Speaker 1: just leave shit alone? Man Got Hell on Netflix? Actually
Speaker 1: my favorite did you have any favorite moments from this episode?
Speaker 1: As someone who half passes things quite often, I Miss
Speaker 1: Hoover say, don't take this person, and Lisa I barely
Speaker 1: spend any time. It's not like does a teacher life,
Speaker 1: wasn't it?
Speaker 3: I feel like I'd love to speak to a teacher
Speaker 3: and say, what's your thoughts in Miss Hoover because I
Speaker 3: feel like she'd be so relatable.
Speaker 1: Like spirit animals.
Speaker 3: Everything she says is probably how teachers feel, but they
Speaker 3: actually say it to the kids. It's like, I care,
Speaker 3: this is the you're grade too, No one cares.
Speaker 1: Another line that I really enjoyed was from Don't Have
Speaker 1: a cow man Kind. They're on the phone with doctor here.
Speaker 1: But if you see my wife, tell her I love
Speaker 1: her me and I love her or me meaning you.
Speaker 3: I start giving a high five. That was really good.
Speaker 3: I'll love the spin of a poo. They were that
Speaker 3: nicely sacrificed himself.
Speaker 1: This spakes the way for me to come back. Oh.
Speaker 1: The other thing, sorry, from that one at the very
Speaker 1: end end, when it's like what kind of savages would
Speaker 1: you eat the flesh and drink the blood of someone?
Speaker 1: Collar tug from Reverend Love. That is like if this
Speaker 1: was a movie, that that would be in the trailer.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, those are comeing my framese. What did
Speaker 1: you enjoy? Oh you've already covered three of mine, but
Speaker 1: I like to pu as well. By the way, I
Speaker 1: did have one more favorite moment. Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is aged badly or not. I actually think
Speaker 1: it was. I thought it was so clever that I
Speaker 1: probably has an age badly. But Homer's song about being gay.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about that, because I'm watching this going this
Speaker 3: feels really just out there. He's talking about just genuinely
Speaker 3: just being homosexual. Yeah, I think he says to not
Speaker 3: be queer. It makes me want to puke or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: It watches going.
Speaker 3: Is this them trying to say we promise when not
Speaker 3: all those all those homophobic gags, We're.
Speaker 1: Sorry, We're really pro gay whoever, road this was very
Speaker 1: program Yes, it was a pretty neat song. It was
Speaker 1: a good song. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually I'm listening to this going. There was like another
Speaker 3: Simpsons c D of all the songs on one this
Speaker 3: will be I'd probably would really enjoy it. That's one
Speaker 3: thing the Simpsons always do.
Speaker 1: Well. That was the musicals. Yeah, and actually the bit
Speaker 1: before that as well. When I think it's Mos reading
Speaker 1: the letter, well it sounds pretty gay. Well read that
Speaker 1: it gets gay the song.
Speaker 3: I actually it also did in mind when he starts
Speaker 3: that reading the letter, how he says is going to
Speaker 3: be his idioms and DiMAGE.
Speaker 1: The kids and the other word. Next question, you there
Speaker 1: eating the beast?
Speaker 3: All right, it is time now for some trivia. My
Speaker 3: first question for you is I can't tell you what
Speaker 3: segment this was in, but my question is what film
Speaker 3: was playing at the cinema?
Speaker 1: Oh, it was Madeia Goes to Hell. Yeah, was that
Speaker 1: in the second one? I think it was. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: getting out of Springfield. Yeah. My first question to you
Speaker 1: is this is from the opening. This is from the
Speaker 1: pre pre oh yeah yeah yeah. The Halloween Store was formerly.
Speaker 3: What oh it was ah something headquarters, wasn't it?
Speaker 1: It's Halloween HQ. Now this is a seat Columbus Day,
Speaker 1: Columbus Day. Yes, all right.
Speaker 3: My next question for you is what were their costumes
Speaker 3: once they came out?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't write this down, but I think actually
Speaker 1: I didn't mind the introy for this. By the way,
Speaker 1: this is all right, that's pretty good, Okay, iron Man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Harry Potter. Recular wolf Man was Harry Potter. Yeah, someone
Speaker 1: was SpongeBob, Yeah, Franking Stein. And it actually ties into
Speaker 1: the last segment. No, no, the Mummy was someone is
Speaker 1: in the film from the parody of the Last One
Speaker 1: parading one of his iconic other characters from that era,
Speaker 1: Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow. Yes, how then we go fun
Speaker 1: fat Nicholas never seen the parts of the Caribbean film
Speaker 1: for one of them? Really how she just goes no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't never interested me. I was like, the first
Speaker 1: one's pretty good. Well, the first one's good.
Speaker 3: I liked the second one a lot. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: because the movie watches the family.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't remember. It's too scary for
Speaker 1: kids on that I think.
Speaker 3: Yea, his name isn't Gregory really scary, isn't it. Who's
Speaker 3: the bad guy in the first one Jeffrey R.
Speaker 1: Jeffy Rush, not Gregor Jeffrey Rush. Yeah, he's a been scared.
Speaker 1: You might want to Yeah, you might want to give
Speaker 1: it a couple of years, okay, because I mean especially Holly,
Speaker 1: because especially Elliot. Elliot would be Elliott might be fine
Speaker 1: with it. Okay. The second Yeah, the second gets a
Speaker 1: bit little bit grim. That's the one. Yeah, what's his name? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But yeah, the ones I wish I liked a little
Speaker 1: bit more. But they're not bad.
Speaker 3: I think the fact that they overstayed there welcome makes
Speaker 3: you look back poorly on the originals that we were.
Speaker 1: Could well be Yeah, I mean you can you can
Speaker 1: stop at the three. You don't need the other ones.
Speaker 3: I don't ways say the Terminator franchise is almost suffered
Speaker 3: as a result of that. Definitely, like they've overstaid it's
Speaker 3: work Predators as well. I'm just like the first one
Speaker 3: is so good, though, and there's the second. Yeah, first
Speaker 3: time andute second to it was so good. The first
Speaker 3: Predator is so good, and it's like if the rest
Speaker 3: of them no good, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, it doesn't matter. The first ones were great. I've
Speaker 1: got a lot of time for most of the Predators.
Speaker 1: I like, I love Predator one. Predator is pretty good.
Speaker 1: The way I always describe it used to always be
Speaker 1: on TV. I always love it. It's gonna be so
Speaker 1: good because Predator is a Predator is really good, Like
Speaker 1: it's really well, it's like legitimately good. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I've got to actually pay attention to show this proper respect.
Speaker 1: But now he's in the city. Predator is a relationship.
Speaker 1: Predator is a one night stand. Yeah, because like you're
Speaker 1: kind of cheap and nasty, but you're pretty good at
Speaker 1: what you doing. Is that an alien skull? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's that. Predators is not bad. I don't mind the
Speaker 1: first alien versus Predator. The second one is garbage.
Speaker 3: I would be so excited for alien Predators that seeing
Speaker 3: the alien skull Predator two when I was about know ten,
Speaker 3: it was one of my first.
Speaker 1: Like the lego point the game. I was like, it's
Speaker 1: the Skull. The Predator is not very good.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was disappointing. That was very disappointing. I'm looking
Speaker 1: forward to the bad Lands, which I'm seeing, I think
Speaker 1: not next week or the week after that, a genuine
Speaker 1: theatrical film. Yeah, I thought it was just like a
Speaker 1: TV special from the director of pre which was also
Speaker 1: not a bad Predator movie. And then pas all right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's this guy named Dan Tracktenberg who he made ten
Speaker 1: Cloverfield Lane and now he's in the predator business because
Speaker 1: he made Prey. He made Predator, Killer of Killers, which
Speaker 1: is on Netflix.
Speaker 3: That's when you say bad Lands. I thought you were
Speaker 3: referencing the animated thing. No Ah, that's different.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's on Disney Plus not Netflix. Yeah yeahah, that
Speaker 1: guy who won Stalking Me on Twitter. Yeah, excuse me,
Speaker 1: it's a niche.
Speaker 3: He's a Stalker fan from the movie Guide.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But Killer Killers that's animated and that's on Disney
Speaker 1: Plus at the moment. And Predator bad Lands, which is
Speaker 1: live action starting in cinemas soon. Predator bad Lands, I
Speaker 1: want to read it. Just before we get into our
Speaker 1: full in depth review of Treo, I could tell you
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go, I'm going to read it here. Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll go a bit of out. It says, before you listening,
Speaker 3: cast out from its clan in alien hunter and an
Speaker 3: unlikely ally bark on a treacherous journey in search of
Speaker 3: the ultimate adversary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's bad. He's basically this young, young predator dude
Speaker 1: who's kind of like, all right, you don't think I'm
Speaker 1: good enough to be a predator? Well, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go to the meanest planet in the universe and find
Speaker 1: the meanest adversary ever and take it down, and then
Speaker 1: you're going to show me my respect. So he's just
Speaker 1: walking up too a masco on, okay. And he's not
Speaker 1: going to talk, though, is he? I think if he talks,
Speaker 1: he talks in predire language and he get subtitled. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, hopefully he's not just like,
Speaker 1: I am here to something. How you doing? I am
Speaker 1: here to be a predator? Oh? Really great? So what
Speaker 1: do we get to talking about those Terminator sequels? Sequels
Speaker 1: and how I think part of the Caribbean oversay it's
Speaker 1: WelCom Johnny Depp correct, Yeah, yes, there we are. We
Speaker 1: got there in the end, we straight far away from
Speaker 1: God's Light, but we got back in the end.
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Speaker 3: Treos of Horror twenty, which originally ed as I mentioned
Speaker 3: earlier on October eighteenth, two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1: Did we've done our trivia right? Yeah? We did?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I had one or two more questions. I actually I
Speaker 1: had one more question. Okay for it. He's so sad
Speaker 1: I went to all this trouble. I mean we we
Speaker 1: folks were recorded going down to South Park earlier today
Speaker 1: and we land credit Christmas we Lann Credit Christmas, which
Speaker 1: it turns out we liked more than we thought. Well,
Speaker 1: I liked more than I thought. I found it really
Speaker 1: difficult to do trivia questions for it, and I felt
Speaker 1: so guilty, so I thought I'd better do a few
Speaker 1: more for this episode. But here's one in dial and
Speaker 1: for murder and the other stuff in the title. What
Speaker 1: does t P stand for?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, it's not toilet paper, man, I should know
Speaker 3: this torture and something torture and pulver.
Speaker 1: I yes, that's all. That's all the trivia. I just
Speaker 1: it was just I wasn't going to hit you with
Speaker 1: a bunch of another one. I don't have anymore. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: then what if I asked you another one just up
Speaker 1: the ante I could probably answer it.
Speaker 3: I was getting the let's getting the review production code
Speaker 3: and l a B F one four written by Daniel Chun,
Speaker 3: directed by Mark might b Anderson and our man Matthew Schofield.
Speaker 3: Maddie Yes, the Aussie who went over to Marco who
Speaker 3: work on the Simpsons, and now he's one of the
Speaker 3: producers even the Dream. Indeed, he also has a comic
Speaker 3: app called Steamroller.
Speaker 1: Man. I thought you were about to say he's got
Speaker 1: a podcast. Another guy I saw Nancy Carter I started
Speaker 1: her own podcasts. I think I remember you saying something
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, okay, that's great. We're happy to be
Speaker 1: on it, Nancy. Oh, we're happy to have you as
Speaker 1: a guest onto Tour podcast. Yes, yes, across promough. So
Speaker 1: the episode kicks off with like a cold open kind
Speaker 1: of deal with the Universal Monsters all waking up in
Speaker 1: the boys Who's house castle some kind it's spooky Castle,
Speaker 1: Spooky Castle, Yes.
Speaker 3: Waking up to go trick or treaty on Halloween. The
Speaker 3: bullies taught them though Turner classic movies called and what
Speaker 3: their costume is back. I feel like Lendon Moulton will
Speaker 3: take this personally because he loves the University. He watched this,
Speaker 3: and they head to the costume store because everyone's making
Speaker 3: fun of their old costumes because they're and this is
Speaker 3: at a time two thousand and nine where dare I say,
Speaker 3: even still Universal Monsters just feels.
Speaker 1: Old hat a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And they've just done the theme park in in
Speaker 3: the States, like an extension of Universal Studios called what
Speaker 3: it's called, but it's it's Universal Monster's Area basically apparently
Speaker 3: some really good rides there, but they just never seem
Speaker 3: to be able to sort of bring those characters back
Speaker 3: to life of the big screen, have they not?
Speaker 1: I mean cool way. There was the bid to do
Speaker 1: the whole Dark Universe thing starting with the Tom Cruise
Speaker 1: movie The Mummy. That's what it's called something universe at
Speaker 1: that's the theme park. Yeah, but that was such a
Speaker 1: dud that it was because they had like a promo
Speaker 1: poster and yeah, I think it was going to be
Speaker 1: Russell Crowe was in it as Jekyll and Hyde. I
Speaker 1: think Johnny Depp was going to be the Invisible Man.
Speaker 1: Have you a bad damn? I think was it? There's
Speaker 1: maybe as Doctor Frankenstein or something, But it was like
Speaker 1: canceled you to complete lack of interest. You know, we
Speaker 1: don't need more of universes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not. I think I'm just dombe with it
Speaker 3: all man. I think I just want give me an
Speaker 3: Invisible Man movie. I just watch and enjoy.
Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon in there floor you can the Hollow Man.
Speaker 1: What he called that was Hollowman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a spin on the Invisible Man though, was
Speaker 3: well he was invisible, wasn't Is that what he walked
Speaker 3: in his desk flapping around, but it's like invisible something
Speaker 3: like that. Yeah, they're going really kept making.
Speaker 1: Keip got his weighing out for he got his bacon
Speaker 1: out for a few from one or two things, wild things.
Speaker 1: I think you get us. Yeah, he's looking at other stuff.
Speaker 1: There's an added TV ad for Phanta out of the moment,
Speaker 1: whether because they've got these new Phantom variants that have
Speaker 1: got like limited limited modern monsters on the on the
Speaker 1: cans what it's like, and it's like, you know Meghan
Speaker 1: the Killer Doll and yeah, no, no, you know you
Speaker 1: know Meghan the movie. It's like the AI doll or
Speaker 1: whatever doesn't dance and stuff. Chuck, He's in there. He's modern,
Speaker 1: is he? I guess compared to the university. Well there's
Speaker 1: the new TV series Jackie and all that. But you
Speaker 1: know one of the like Freddie Fazbear from Five Nights
Speaker 1: at Freddy's or something big that's huge. Well, yeah, they've
Speaker 1: already well the movie was very big. Yeah, and sequels
Speaker 1: coming out later this year. But I was looking none
Speaker 1: of these months is really sticking with me, not in
Speaker 1: the way that you know, the Universal Monsters were all
Speaker 1: the eighties legends like Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees and
Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger and all that one was the grabber from
Speaker 1: the Black Phone movies. Do you know, no black Phone,
Speaker 1: it's called the black Phone. No, it's a series of them.
Speaker 1: There's there have been two the black Phone. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is that about?
Speaker 4: Um?
Speaker 1: I think there's a child kidnapper slash murderer. This is
Speaker 1: a person who murders an Ethan Hawk. Yeah, Ethan Hawk
Speaker 1: is the grabber.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's a shy c a thirteen year old
Speaker 3: boy who's being held in a soundproof basement by a
Speaker 3: sadistic mass killer. When a disconnected phone on the war
Speaker 3: starts to ring. He soon discovers that he can hear
Speaker 3: the voices of the murderer's previous victims, and they are
Speaker 3: dead set on making sure that what happened to them
Speaker 3: doesn't happen too finny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it was rid
Speaker 1: It's okay, okay, Yeah, I'm pretty sure. It's based on
Speaker 1: a story by Joe Hill. It was the son of
Speaker 1: Stephen King. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: The more you know Blackphone and Black Phone two? Yeah,
Speaker 3: right then they came out this year blackphone too.
Speaker 1: Did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good post. Have you seen the post
Speaker 3: of a blackphone too. That's the kind of post that
Speaker 3: like a video cover in the videos in the nineties.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, look you look at that and you go,
Speaker 3: I want to see what this is about. I was
Speaker 3: telling to Nicola the other day, we'll flicker through Netflix,
Speaker 3: and I was like, when that guy passed away, they
Speaker 3: want did all the posters?
Speaker 1: What's his name, Drew Streusan.
Speaker 3: I was like, posters are a lost art now, Oh god,
Speaker 3: they just through you. Now it's just replaceable. Yeah, in
Speaker 3: the streaming ser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the replacement that is like Mondo or or You've
Speaker 1: got a whole bunch of tum and going. Here's here's
Speaker 1: my interpretation of what a poster call this modern movie
Speaker 1: would look like. That that guy was basically the John
Speaker 1: Williams of movie. Yes.
Speaker 3: I was like, he did all the ets, the various
Speaker 3: Stay to the Future, all that. Didn't you just spar
Speaker 3: you did Indiana Jones, Harry Potters. I believe, like, holy moly,
Speaker 3: we had.
Speaker 1: A double a double whammy loss because we lost that guy,
Speaker 1: Drew Strewsan And then a couple of weeks beforehand, there
Speaker 1: was an Italian guy. I can't remember his name for
Speaker 1: laughing me, but he did a lot of really iconic
Speaker 1: posts as well from the sixties through the eighties. He
Speaker 1: did like the Cone and the Barbarian Pes. You mentioned him, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to say Ricardo Castro or something like that,
Speaker 1: but I'm I'll be completely wrong. My sincere apologies to
Speaker 1: that man and his legacy, because he did some dope artwork.
Speaker 1: Venito Casaro I was very close, is that the one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Renato Casaro, good name, good name, good good artist.
Speaker 3: Unius the monsters, Yes, So they realized that they're outdated
Speaker 3: and not cool, so they go to get some more
Speaker 3: modern outfits.
Speaker 1: So you've returned us to Treehouse of Horror twenty already
Speaker 1: already in progress.
Speaker 3: Already in progress. They arrive at a party. It's almost
Speaker 3: like a swingers party at the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: It's looking a bit that way. Well, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: Marge's a bit clearly bit lick it up. Yeah she is.
Speaker 3: She's down for it, yeah, as she always is. But
Speaker 3: he says they're not my friends. But they brought a
Speaker 3: bottle of boozy lets them in. Yes, and missus k
Speaker 3: Salma Nelson's mum. I think Luan van Houten are all
Speaker 3: flirting with the various monsters getting it on, and then
Speaker 3: the wives of the monsters arrive and catch them. And
Speaker 3: as Homer says, going, what does he say, what happens
Speaker 3: in costume stage when you're a costume it's not cheating
Speaker 3: or something that's right? Yes, And they don't take that
Speaker 3: very well, do they.
Speaker 1: No? No, he gets his head ripped off and it
Speaker 1: ends up in the punch cold.
Speaker 3: I will say Hank is doing his he's the voice
Speaker 3: of the Mummy here, hankers Ariah, God love him, but
Speaker 3: he has like one accent for all his movie roles,
Speaker 3: and he's doing it like it's his voice for the
Speaker 3: guy from Mystery Men and the voice of the each
Speaker 3: Egyptian guy in Night the Museum. He just talks like
Speaker 3: this a bit of an can be accent, like you're
Speaker 3: the one I'm talking about, and I watching it, I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is just the same voice.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well he's not the man of a thousand voice.
Speaker 1: He's a man of characters, nine hundred and ninety two voices.
Speaker 3: I don't know, incredibly talented manded. Simpsons wouldn't exist without him.
Speaker 3: But we watched the Night at the Museum films wy
Speaker 3: I've told you.
Speaker 1: And kids loved them. So yeah, that's that's speed for
Speaker 1: the kids. I mean, not speed for the kids. That's
Speaker 1: the kid's speed. I reckon. Yeah, something like that would
Speaker 1: be a good family viewing, as opposed to say, Partisal
Speaker 1: the Caribbean. Wait, a couple years before parts of the.
Speaker 3: End of India Jones wouldn't go down too well. It
Speaker 3: doesn't go down too well for me. Now after the
Speaker 3: first watch it, I was like, whatever, But yes, they
Speaker 3: get kicked the That is the end because they kill
Speaker 3: home for saying that, and that's the beginning of Far twenty.
Speaker 3: We get dial m for murder or press hashtag for what.
Speaker 3: So Miss Hoover has chosen Hubert Wog no reference to
Speaker 3: this afterwards. It's just I think it's like a spelling
Speaker 3: bee or some spelling championship, was a reading or some
Speaker 3: sort of ye thing to represent the class, represent the school.
Speaker 3: At least I think she's going to be selected, But no,
Speaker 3: she chooses Hubert Wong, who I never heard of before.
Speaker 3: And Lisa is really really pissed off by this. She says,
Speaker 3: don't worry, I didn't really put much I.
Speaker 1: Barely spent any time on this decision.
Speaker 5: Congratulations, Hubert, Why should I congratulate your tutor Amelia at
Speaker 5: the homework factory? Your victory is tainted aster risk.
Speaker 1: Aster esk Lisa, don't take it personally. I barely spent
Speaker 1: any time on this decision. Asterisk Lisa. She's a bit
Speaker 1: of a bitch. Yeah, if you get on her corner.
Speaker 1: She's very jealous, doesn't she. Yeah, she's not the center
Speaker 1: of attention. So she arrives in detention skinners. They're surprised
Speaker 1: that she's there because even though his horoscope said that
Speaker 1: he'd sees something interesting, but he thought it was just
Speaker 1: gonna be his horoscope. He's reading Confirmed Bachelor magazine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what confirmed bachelor means? You
Speaker 1: know what? That was always code for no, it's code
Speaker 1: for being gay. Confirmed bachelor. Like if you were talking
Speaker 1: about say in the forties or fifties, like such such
Speaker 1: and such actor, you know there's a confirmed bachelor, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh that's cover. Yeah. People doesn't like like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's going to like if you know, you know kind
Speaker 1: of confirmed bachelor. Yeah, does it mean bachelor for life essentially? Yeah? Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: it was. It is so bad. So ever you're ever
Speaker 1: gonna settle down with the right lady? Oh, I think
Speaker 1: I'm a confirmed bachelor. Say no more. We'll be seeing
Speaker 1: a song about you. In the third seg can we
Speaker 1: one TV?
Speaker 3: But Bart says he has an idea, and it's the
Speaker 3: plot of train Yeah, where he says, I will murder
Speaker 3: your teacher for you, and you murder my teacher for me,
Speaker 3: missus kay, and they'll never there'll be nonetherwise. Yes, they
Speaker 3: keep saying criss cross, yes, cross cross, criss cross.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: There's no obvious motive here. Then Lisa follows missus k home.
Speaker 3: Bart's establishing his alibi at the tennis by mooning the audience.
Speaker 3: I didn't mind them looking sideways.
Speaker 1: That's that's a famous shop from Strangers on the Trainers case.
Speaker 3: Thank you're gonna kick ruinding of all this, I had
Speaker 3: no idea. So the more you know, the better these get.
Speaker 3: You can enjoy these fow the face value, but the
Speaker 3: more you know, it's obviously much better. Then she knocks
Speaker 3: on the door, hides under the chairs under the stairs,
Speaker 3: I should say, and she thinks that's all.
Speaker 1: She's like, that's it.
Speaker 3: I've done it ditch thing. Don't ditch we call it?
Speaker 3: No we what do you call is it? Nick knocking?
Speaker 3: Nick knocking on the doors?
Speaker 1: I've never done it. I'm just a good boy. What's
Speaker 1: what's one of your rock roofs as well? Roof rocket?
Speaker 1: That's roof rocking rocket.
Speaker 3: Nick knocking, we said all the time, all the time.
Speaker 3: Another thing now, and I think if some ship had
Speaker 3: just kept knocking on my door, I'd be so angry.
Speaker 1: You know, you had a kid karate chop your or
Speaker 1: karate kick your door. That's different.
Speaker 3: Just the thing is, if it is nick knocking right
Speaker 3: knock on the door and running, they're not wrecking anything.
Speaker 1: In the backside as children are allowed to do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'd always let him go like twice, but they
Speaker 1: made me get up a third time. Like guys, just
Speaker 1: that's when you become old men dander. Yeah, i'd be
Speaker 1: old man Danna the first time. Now, I reckon. Just
Speaker 1: you made me push pause for this. You made me
Speaker 1: get out of my chat.
Speaker 3: This is where Bart says, I'll show you the look
Speaker 3: on missus Hoover's face, and he actually holds up her
Speaker 3: actual head. He has killed her. I'm glad we didn't
Speaker 3: have to see him kill her, just him having the
Speaker 3: heads enough. Oh yeah, that's suit of belevidence.
Speaker 1: How do you think he killed her? Oh gosh, Well,
Speaker 1: it seems like there was a lot of head stabbings
Speaker 1: in this episode. Beheadings mean well, no, because it seems
Speaker 1: like a lot of people ended up with knives in
Speaker 1: their heads. Bart did at the end, and I got
Speaker 1: the feeling, did he oh the end of this one?
Speaker 1: He did it? Yeah, yeah, but it felt like more
Speaker 1: than one person got stabbed in the head. You can't
Speaker 1: call on the others. Or maybe it was just having
Speaker 1: knives in the head. Oh gosh, how do you think
Speaker 1: it would have killed her? He seems kind of hands on.
Speaker 1: I think the beheading happened post murder. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So he says that, you know she can't believe it.
Speaker 3: He says, well, she said you didn't say kill you.
Speaker 3: I said prank. Prank his code for killing.
Speaker 1: That's what we do. Like Mum and dad, when they
Speaker 1: say snuggle, they mean were gonna lock the door and hug.
Speaker 5: Ding dong ditch means you kill her, then you throw
Speaker 5: that ding dong into a ditch. Geez, pick up a book.
Speaker 1: You're a monster.
Speaker 5: A Deal's a deal little sister. Tomorrow after school, go
Speaker 5: to her house and tepe here. That's it, just tpe her. Yeah,
Speaker 5: torture and plolverarizer, then ding dong ditch the boddy and
Speaker 5: we're even I think I'm going to be sick.
Speaker 1: Lisa then sees the Missus case in the room and
Speaker 1: you're in the arts room his art room is it room?
Speaker 1: The art room would usually have those kind of things.
Speaker 3: Big blade things that are cutting the paper, and she
Speaker 3: sort of was leaning under it. I think she dropped something.
Speaker 3: She has to pick it up, and she tries a
Speaker 3: light something was line. She says, come hold this bloy
Speaker 3: from me so and it sliced through my neck and
Speaker 3: butts at the windows, saying do it dude.
Speaker 1: He says, slice like a bagel. But no, she doesn't.
Speaker 1: She can't do it. She said, thank god I didn't
Speaker 1: didn't sleep with my neck like a bagel. I don't
Speaker 1: want to want that to happen, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And now she goes to the toilet Lisa, and Barty's
Speaker 3: in there. He's been I didn't mind this. Were winning
Speaker 3: around in here and also wondering how girls peek because
Speaker 3: when you're like your ten.
Speaker 1: You're like, how does that works? Where's you or not?
Speaker 1: We all sit down to pee what like?
Speaker 3: Girls, Yes, listen office look, rather than kill missus K,
Speaker 3: but I just do all your homework for him. And
Speaker 3: Bart say's note that's not I'm not going to accept
Speaker 3: that at all.
Speaker 1: I like to be orty Lisa about it as well,
Speaker 1: saying I won't I won't give you the answers, but
Speaker 1: I'll give you the tools to get there.
Speaker 3: Yes, but he says, you don't kill missus K. Willie
Speaker 3: will blab on you because he owes me one one?
Speaker 3: Does he owe bart one?
Speaker 1: Well? Who did he kill? He killed Skinner? That's right, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: And look at the Philly skinnerhead like a knife in
Speaker 1: the head or something that maybe that's it. Maybe that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, chriss crossed like the Platinumus kilts, and he's not
Speaker 3: running a kilt. He runs away. Listener says, well, I've
Speaker 3: got no choice. I'm gonna have to do it. Kill you, yeah,
Speaker 3: and she goes to kill Bart. I like the shot
Speaker 3: here of them running up the ladder and it's just
Speaker 3: the slide in the playground. Then they knocked Hitchcock down
Speaker 3: the Washington Monument. What was the Washington Monument.
Speaker 1: That's in that's the climax of north by Northwest and
Speaker 1: someone's dangling off vant rushmooh we're there, we go. And
Speaker 1: Hitchcock famously had a cameo in all of his movies,
Speaker 1: Oh to stand lead it.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and then he they've only threugh like his
Speaker 3: various paintings.
Speaker 1: That's from Spellbound, which is Gregory Peck and Ingrid Bergman
Speaker 1: his better known movies. But what they did was higher
Speaker 1: legendary Sourrilla's artist Salvadore Daly to sort of provide the
Speaker 1: artwork for the for the dream sequences, because like, some
Speaker 1: guy goes on him under hypnosis because he's got some
Speaker 1: sort of repressed trauma or whatever, and he's having all
Speaker 1: these sort of weird dream visions and yeah, Dahli, the
Speaker 1: legendary surrealist supplied all the weirdness and we see it here. Cool.
Speaker 1: So it's just pretty much a not spot for spot,
Speaker 1: but it's an homage. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Then they jump on shows on the spin You I
Speaker 3: never know what these things are called the Merry go
Speaker 3: Around spinny.
Speaker 1: Called Merry Go Around in the U S No No
Speaker 1: in the in the subtitles. Do they on Disney plas?
Speaker 1: And I was like, there's no horses. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: really a marrying around. But yeah, I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: you call it either. I was never merry on those things.
Speaker 1: I was always sick. I always found them a great fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's always one kid that goes flying off, though
Speaker 3: there's always better we nega go fas.
Speaker 1: And there, you know, you sort of defy the lords
Speaker 1: of gravity and yeah, they becomes the Gravitron. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: iniably get a part broken.
Speaker 3: The ice cream truck arrives, makes all the other kids
Speaker 3: run away, and Bart's left there by himself. She tries
Speaker 3: to stab him, and he says, look, we're made for
Speaker 3: the same dinner. No DNA, you idiot, and then she
Speaker 3: throws the knife in the ashes. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: kill you. I'm that's beneath me. Throws a knife from
Speaker 3: the air, lands on his head and kills him, and
Speaker 3: then missus Kate and her laugh and walk off.
Speaker 1: So that was the plan. Maybe yeh, there was like
Speaker 1: a criss cross the secret. Yeah, so a double cross.
Speaker 1: How I don't understand it. I don't understand it. I
Speaker 1: freely admit like, okay, so this is.
Speaker 3: A twiz twist. I guess you didn't see that coming.
Speaker 3: Next segment is Cold, Don't Have a Cow Mankind, and
Speaker 3: it starts with Kent Brockman at the launch of the
Speaker 3: new Burger Square at the Krusty Burger. Krusty says, they
Speaker 3: start with Grade A beef. They feed that to cows
Speaker 3: and they kill them and serve this unholy results on
Speaker 3: a seven grain bun.
Speaker 1: A count advisor on the Math checks.
Speaker 3: Out watching this the news broadcast on the TV. Lisa says,
Speaker 3: cow and cows. It's an abomination. Like, Lisen, you're a vegetarian,
Speaker 3: but these cows have made a different choice.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: Then Brockman's first is the first human ever to taste
Speaker 3: this crime against nature, and he immediately turns into a
Speaker 3: zombie and bites Krusty's arm and they all start eating
Speaker 3: each other, and we get the intro Don't have a
Speaker 3: cow Mankind and zombie Apocalypse has started, even with the
Speaker 3: visuals changed. Now there's one element about this entire segment
Speaker 3: that is different from any other segment of Treos of Horror.
Speaker 1: What is it up to date? What is it's no music?
Speaker 3: Oh well, which I thought was a really nice touch. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's the tone and the vibe of you know, the
Speaker 3: zombie popelits. No one's gonna be playing fucking music. Is
Speaker 3: there no score? Because you watch zombie films and there's
Speaker 3: always scored to make it eeries like silence is sometimes
Speaker 3: even scarier. Oh yeah, yeah, but they only use music
Speaker 3: in this one at the very end, when the world
Speaker 3: is better and at least it's like the world's turned
Speaker 3: better again after Bude this.
Speaker 1: That might be the Children of Men reference, because I
Speaker 1: don't think there's a lot of music and Children of
Speaker 1: Men because they want to sort of emphasize the desolate
Speaker 1: nature of a world without children, because it's been like
Speaker 1: eighteen years since anyone gave birth to a child in
Speaker 1: Children of Men.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'll tye Children of Men's Simpsons and see
Speaker 3: if anything comes up, or it'll be that guy was
Speaker 3: the nine or two and it wasn't that that was
Speaker 3: no country for old men, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I can't even see any direct reference here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe that's it. Yeah, okay, but anyway, but as you
Speaker 1: want it out, and I think I mentioned it earlier,
Speaker 1: Yeah that, yeah, you see it sort of starts to
Speaker 1: go documentary styles like, oh, I'm the news cameraman filming.
Speaker 1: There's ah no, this is on me. You're taking me
Speaker 1: in the camera goes sure. Yeah, guys, there's like twenty
Speaker 1: eight days later kind of thing. Yeah, I'm very much
Speaker 1: an opening credits of Dawn of the Dead kind of
Speaker 1: thing as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember in twenty eight days. That's the first one,
Speaker 3: twenty weeks, twenty days. There's twenty eight days, twenty eight weeks,
Speaker 3: and now there's twenty eight years later.
Speaker 1: Second one, Third one? Any good? Third one's great? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: third one came out earlier this year. Yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 3: I remember when the when the first one came out,
Speaker 3: I was like, well, that guy's Wang's out and it's
Speaker 3: just out there, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well there's there's more wangan twenty eight years later?
Speaker 1: Is that? Oh yeah, it's really good. Definitely worth checking out,
Speaker 1: not just for the Wang.
Speaker 3: So basically it says here twenty eight days later actually says,
Speaker 3: as obviously can be, we're parodying this one. Guys and
Speaker 3: the bar Flyers have got Mo. They're taken to eating
Speaker 3: take him to each because he's not a zombie yes,
Speaker 3: you may want to watched it before eating, like, well,
Speaker 3: thanks for the advice.
Speaker 1: That's good. The man's got mo.
Speaker 2: Well, we're not going out to help him. We have
Speaker 2: no idea what hideous creatures might be out there.
Speaker 1: Please let mean, how do I know you're not? I'm
Speaker 1: your father and I need your help. I can't make
Speaker 1: sense of that much you're talk.
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Speaker 3: slash four finger Discount. Bart is now starving and doesn't
Speaker 3: want to eat any of the fruit and vegetat and
Speaker 3: there in front of him, so he sees Ralph eating
Speaker 3: himself looking through the telescope, and then he sees a hamburger,
Speaker 3: one of those burgs attained to once at Krustyburger over
Speaker 3: in the distance. Margin walks in and catches him eating it.
Speaker 3: And Homer tries bashing him with the last book in
Speaker 3: the world. This is like, don't do it as the
Speaker 3: last book, and then she reads it's.
Speaker 1: What it's our SiO. I think it's the our Seneo autobiography.
Speaker 1: Didn't he have Ed's on TV show? Right?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Here, the ar Sennor Hall Show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very popular, popular for a brief time. That's the Yeah,
Speaker 3: didn't he have somebody? Didn't he respond to racism on
Speaker 3: that show?
Speaker 1: Once? Was an iconic moment? Yeah? I think it was
Speaker 1: on around the time of the Rodney King beating Okay
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety two, which was very much a flashpoint.
Speaker 1: You know that sort of sparked the la riots as well,
Speaker 1: but it hasn't changed.
Speaker 3: Bart is where they realized that you know, oh wait,
Speaker 3: he's the young he's the savior. He's got he's going
Speaker 3: to be a cure for the He's going to help
Speaker 3: them make a vaccine to cure everybody which is on
Speaker 3: watching his going is this last of us? It's obviously
Speaker 3: a last of us because it wasn't was when the
Speaker 3: last of Us come out the game.
Speaker 1: This is this is more I am legend. That's kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh yeah, he's immune. We can use his
Speaker 1: we can use his blood as like a I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people have used this or a lot
Speaker 1: of movies abuses, like he's patient zero, we can use
Speaker 1: their blood as a as a vaccine. Yeah.
Speaker 3: One of the first game, Last of Us, came out
Speaker 3: twenty thirteen. Yeah, remember the Last of Us was a.
Speaker 1: Hit TV show for one season. Absolutely that me was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be your daddy. I'm like, that's the
Speaker 1: end of that show. There was another zombie TV show
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's on Netflix at the moment,
Speaker 1: called z Nation. It was kind of like the the
Speaker 1: yanky n QR version of Walking Dead because z Nation
Speaker 1: sounds like a teen drama, but it was. But that's
Speaker 1: a big plot point of z Nation is like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's this one guy who was in jail and they
Speaker 1: were running experiments to try and find a vaccine for
Speaker 1: the zombie outbreak. Oh, and this guy got bitten by
Speaker 1: a zombies. But he's not dead. Clearly he's the guy
Speaker 1: or we can we can turn his blood into a vaccine,
Speaker 1: but we have to get him across country through a
Speaker 1: z nation through you know, the United Nates, the United
Speaker 1: States of Zombie. It's no good, but it's great if
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like, oh, this show
Speaker 1: is terrible, but I'm really enjoying watching it. Guilty pleasure.
Speaker 1: Guilty pleasure. Absolutely So sometimes when they're shit and they
Speaker 1: know they're shit, that makes them good. But one other thing. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Then they made like a spin off of that called
Speaker 1: Black Summer because they elude in z nation, they've learned
Speaker 1: to Oh shit, Black Summer. That was bad. That was
Speaker 1: you know, when the zombie outbreak happened. They made a
Speaker 1: show call Black Some that they went for two seasons
Speaker 1: and it was fucking yeah. It was. I mean, it
Speaker 1: made the Walking Dead just look like what was according it?
Speaker 1: Black Summer? Black Summer, Okay, yeah, really nasty, just brutal,
Speaker 1: but so good. Yeah. So if someone what's that on?
Speaker 1: It's on Netflix? Okay, So if listeners view was if
Speaker 1: you like a good zombie movie, like one that just
Speaker 1: doesn't take any prisoners, yeah, Black Summer, check it out.
Speaker 3: But Homer says, we need to protect a Bart at
Speaker 3: all costs as he's choking him and Hibbitt with his head.
Speaker 3: They get through to Hibbitt. Hibbitt's basically saying he's fighting
Speaker 3: off zombies at the same time, saying, what wouldn't it
Speaker 3: was a really badass moves. Yeah, he said, his blood
Speaker 3: is the key to saving humanity. I mean to get
Speaker 3: into it, to the safe space. There's a safe space
Speaker 3: out there somewhere. And he says, tell my wife that
Speaker 3: I love her. Misunderstands you're saying. He just understands him.
Speaker 1: You mean I love her. I'm meaning you as he has.
Speaker 3: Eaten by zombies. Omer and Butt then leave no loud noises.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that breeze feels good. All the zombies come
Speaker 3: out of everywhere, they burst into the house, and how
Speaker 3: much is going If you're I'm a kid watching this,
Speaker 3: I'd be genuinely scared at this point.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. There's an ad a series of ads currently
Speaker 1: on television for the Kia automobile range, but they're set
Speaker 1: in the zombie apocalypse. I've ever seen those. No, I
Speaker 1: don't know how they came up with. I mean, clearly
Speaker 1: the ad agents just kind of like it, wouldn't it
Speaker 1: be fun to be a zombie movie? Except we're in advertising,
Speaker 1: so you know, let's picture it the key. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: these cars are really silent, so they won't disturb in
Speaker 1: his zombies. That's our new range of electric bells or whatever.
Speaker 1: So they've got all these, you know. Uh, it's day
Speaker 1: three hundred the zombie Apocalypse and I'm out of coffee.
Speaker 1: Time to go to the supermarket. They're driving along in
Speaker 1: this silent car and not bothering any zombies. But it's
Speaker 1: got pretty high production values.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's another going around. It always seems to pop
Speaker 3: up when we watch free to air TV. It's people
Speaker 3: stuck in like this quicksand yeah, and someone goes it's
Speaker 3: almost like being stuck in to mergage or something. Nicole
Speaker 3: always watch like that is just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That's a stretch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you guys stuck in now. Yeah, Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: like being stuck with the mortgage or something like that.
Speaker 1: Nicola.
Speaker 3: Can't happen, slav everytomic comes on. But so they've been
Speaker 3: chased out through the house. I didn't mind this. It's
Speaker 3: to the panic room. We don't have one, to the
Speaker 3: panic room store. Yeah, and Bain tries to save them,
Speaker 3: another politician who can't keep his promises. Then a poo
Speaker 3: gets his time to shine here. He arrives and he's
Speaker 3: going to help them leads into his car. He's going
Speaker 3: to drive barred to the safe space to save humanity.
Speaker 3: It was really gruesome be here when he runs over
Speaker 3: Molman's head his brain Like, yeah, for a funny visual,
Speaker 3: but it's just brain's coming out, like even I think
Speaker 3: it's tres of horror too, where they're making Frankenstein, but
Speaker 3: it's Homer and Burns rips the brain out of his body,
Speaker 3: makes a snapping sound. I'm like, yeah, so there's always
Speaker 3: like stem parts. Yeah, just gross.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So they're driving around who said that he survived because
Speaker 3: he didn't eat a burger because he's a vegetarian, and
Speaker 3: plus he's a convenience store workers armed to the team
Speaker 3: as well. And then he smashes through the glass and
Speaker 3: the zombies are annoyed. We need windows too, And then
Speaker 3: he gets marched because Helen Lovejoy has now jumped on
Speaker 3: zombie Lovejoy has jumped onto the front windscreen. He gets
Speaker 3: marched to shoot her. She can apologize in hallevern know
Speaker 3: she's the godmother. Then they crash the car.
Speaker 1: We'll get out on push matter what, but must make
Speaker 1: it through this safe zone.
Speaker 4: I was so noble of a pull to give us
Speaker 4: life for us, where are you going?
Speaker 1: You're supposed to stop put the bottom.
Speaker 5: Right for me.
Speaker 3: Then the car just just randomly runs out of petrol,
Speaker 3: and no one says anything, just like pulls over, and
Speaker 3: I was like, why she pulled over a petrol's jokes?
Speaker 3: Yeh okay, they're dight a petrol. Oh bit fine that.
Speaker 3: Then Bart jumps on Lisa's shoulders and she hits him
Speaker 3: in the head with the tree the branch because he's
Speaker 3: on his shoulders annoying her. Then then Homer sees mister
Speaker 3: Burns and Spiders who have clearly had a car accident
Speaker 3: and they're dead. Homer mocks him, who's unproductive? Who's an
Speaker 3: unproductive worker? Now rips off his nose and then Burns
Speaker 3: bites Homer and he's now turned into a muncha. So
Speaker 3: he turns into a different kind of muncha because every
Speaker 3: other moncha, and this becomes a vicious.
Speaker 1: Kind of million yes, a little bit of astraint due.
Speaker 3: So he's just this random, typical zombie. He's not actually
Speaker 3: eating anybody. So they're walking around saying, Dad, do you
Speaker 3: get bitten by?
Speaker 1: Zombie?
Speaker 3: Blobs on about brains, and then Bart grabs the gun
Speaker 3: and says, you want in the mouth of the eyes,
Speaker 3: the mountain eye as it is. But then they are
Speaker 3: crazy guy arrived. Much as we'll get you to the
Speaker 3: safe space because if we get there, we can cure
Speaker 3: you can cure a Homer. There are crazy guys there
Speaker 3: saying you think there's a safe space.
Speaker 1: Do you think there is? It's right over there. They enter.
Speaker 1: Hold it right there, Bob.
Speaker 6: What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood
Speaker 6: of their savior?
Speaker 3: Then by it comes up with an idea and we
Speaker 3: cut to the first bit of music in the segment.
Speaker 3: Everyone's at peace, it's all great, everyone's happy, and all
Speaker 3: they had to do was that bad take a bath
Speaker 3: in their food. I mean, look, if this prevents the
Speaker 3: zombie apocalypse, I'm going to be eating food that someone's bathing.
Speaker 1: I guess. So, yeah, it's worth it. I would hope
Speaker 1: that they would maybe have a bath themselves before that.
Speaker 1: I go find a nice river or something, and you know,
Speaker 1: maybe give the give the problem areas a bit of
Speaker 1: a rinse. Yeah, the problem. Now it's time for the
Speaker 1: final segment, which was yeah, pretty lackluster. Really, there's no
Speaker 1: business like my business. All right, we're going we'd run
Speaker 1: this one. Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 3: The stage show, said at Moe's at the top of
Speaker 3: the bottom like sweeny to so the meat the meat
Speaker 3: pile places underneath or whatever. Yes, yeah, so he it's
Speaker 3: just it's where he bruises beer. Down below, Moe is
Speaker 3: sad because no one finds him attractive. He offers Barney
Speaker 3: a micro brew, but the tap seems to be blocked,
Speaker 3: so he sends down like a vipero.
Speaker 1: Python was like, you think they right in there? Better
Speaker 1: send down this cobra cobra, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: Yet he realized it's not working, so he goes downstairs
Speaker 3: to try and fix it as well, and Homer takes
Speaker 3: this moment to grab the unattended tap, which is like
Speaker 3: taking beer from a baby.
Speaker 1: I do like the song that he's singing though, because
Speaker 1: he's one of the lyrics that Moe was singing is
Speaker 1: like shoot me a qut whose standards are low? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who among us we can relate?
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: Homan then accidentally falls onto the spikes and the poles below. However,
Speaker 3: Relax slides down Relax door, Relax, and he can't bring
Speaker 3: himself to talemage.
Speaker 1: Moe can't.
Speaker 3: Ah, it will break her heart. So she says she's
Speaker 3: so beautiful, she gives me wings. He flies up, hits
Speaker 3: his head and the light and whatnot. Then he says
Speaker 3: that Homer left her and he never loved her anyway,
Speaker 3: and then they he homost help.
Speaker 1: Me or at least kill me. Is this where most
Speaker 1: says in unrelated news, I just put on cologne? I
Speaker 1: think it was.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, this is also studying to be a ventriloquius,
Speaker 3: which is what the voice is downstairs. Then blood drops
Speaker 3: into the beer.
Speaker 6: There's something not about this beer. It tastes like codling.
Speaker 6: It tastes like clean clothes. It tastes like hot, steaming
Speaker 6: cocoa mixed with rainbows.
Speaker 1: It was for bodied, full blooded. It's such a lovely plant.
Speaker 4: It's jelly.
Speaker 5: It's loyal, like drinking your best friend.
Speaker 1: I stop my crying.
Speaker 4: Why I don't know, but this rosy, cozy bubbles in
Speaker 4: my nosy makes me wanna have.
Speaker 3: Moll So is that the is there a some sweny
Speaker 3: Tod where it's like the pies taste so good because
Speaker 3: there's blood in it.
Speaker 1: Look, I wouldn't call myself a Swingy Todd super fan,
Speaker 1: but I just recall that everybody likes the pies because
Speaker 1: it's like, what's this magic ingredient, human pies? Human flesh?
Speaker 1: Who doesn't like pies? Right? I know you have to
Speaker 1: be some kind of monster. Yeah, except the Australian version
Speaker 1: of a pie. Well you're talking about we didn't have.
Speaker 1: I didn't have like a cherry pies in America, you didn't.
Speaker 1: I never had one of those. I don't have beef
Speaker 1: pies there, do they? You know have them in England?
Speaker 1: Not really? No? Yeah, I used not mind a pork
Speaker 1: pie when I was in England. Loves port pies. Yeah, pie,
Speaker 1: pork pie just sounds funny. Pie. Yeah, but that's the
Speaker 1: thing people, so I'm going for In America, you're usually
Speaker 1: getting some sweet pat what's pot pie? Not kidding, map Yeah,
Speaker 1: chicken pot pie? Yeah, like yeah, little little pies because
Speaker 1: pork pie is quite small. Yeah yeah, but I think
Speaker 1: they call it a pot pies. But you wouldn't. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't say I'm going for a pie. I'm going to
Speaker 1: get a pie.
Speaker 3: But she says she's no longer crying. Marg just this
Speaker 3: this beer has made her feel so much better. But
Speaker 3: it makes her want to have mo which I thought
Speaker 3: was a nice play on that's there because in the
Speaker 3: means more and in general correct. Then the aliens are
Speaker 3: in the crowd, and he says he's the best play
Speaker 3: in light years and that's.
Speaker 1: Just not funny. They've been at all not funny.
Speaker 3: More then flirts with Marge and he reads out the
Speaker 3: Homer that the letter that Homer wrote, sorry, I should
Speaker 3: say on most paper in his handwriting using his idioms
Speaker 3: and speech pans d image. And he doesn't know the
Speaker 3: kids names as you're saying, that does sound like home,
Speaker 3: and they do not know the kids' names. And he says,
Speaker 3: I'm gay. Keep winning it gets him in gay. Homer
Speaker 3: then sings about being gay, which is like the song
Speaker 3: is quite funny.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well turning gay.
Speaker 2: The other day a thought occurred to me, I'd like
Speaker 2: to try most every guy from here to jimbutie, oh,
Speaker 2: there's so many men around the world of appreciate bend side.
Speaker 2: I want the nearby lunch and making jerks Terry are
Speaker 2: good dies. I want a French kiss as a Frenchman.
Speaker 1: And spoon in English duke cost frankly dear to not
Speaker 1: bequere just makes me.
Speaker 2: Want a puke. So find yourself a mare, and who
Speaker 2: want you win?
Speaker 1: No Sacks.
Speaker 2: I recommend doctor old friend.
Speaker 1: My tender Moses.
Speaker 3: Then he asked Marge if she's keen, and she says, ah, maybe.
Speaker 3: He says, I'll get you a little bit more of
Speaker 3: the milk of amnesia. Then he goes downstairs and it's
Speaker 3: Moros confused. I was like, wait a minute, so, so
Speaker 3: who's not there? Yeah, home's nice because he looked dead
Speaker 3: to me. And then Homer's still getting changed in his costumes.
Speaker 3: Moe has to improvise here, which I thought was actually
Speaker 3: quite a funny day joke, so he says it ran
Speaker 3: to an Irish man really rally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good joke. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Then Homy gets into position, they get back on with
Speaker 3: the play. He squeezes more blood into the beer. Then
Speaker 3: Agnes gets a phone call in the audience and she's like,
Speaker 3: I'm watching a play. Wait, Radiator, it's a new or
Speaker 3: rebuilt And I was like, there's no gag here.
Speaker 1: This is really weird.
Speaker 3: So Margen drinks it and she says she's never felt
Speaker 3: so uncreeped by Mo and she admits it's time to
Speaker 3: move on, and she cries, but her tears wake up
Speaker 3: Homer who was downstairs. So I'm just lost.
Speaker 1: It's not very well thought out. Yeah, it's pretty weird segment.
Speaker 3: Mo then sings about how he's creepy when he has sex,
Speaker 3: So you can only have sex in the back of
Speaker 3: the purse, dresses a Civil War nurse go through her purse,
Speaker 3: that kind of thing. But you could do worse, and
Speaker 3: bar Flights say, we have proof that you could do worse.
Speaker 3: And he's about to say She's about to say I
Speaker 3: could do worse, and I was like, no, you can't
Speaker 3: do worse. He interrupts and he throws my away and
Speaker 3: then throws away the fake dummy Mo. Then he asks
Speaker 3: if she could ever love a man who was half
Speaker 3: beer half man. She says, well, I always have, and
Speaker 3: then the car say hope you enjoy this. She's Halloween
Speaker 3: show and the alien is asleep, and that's the end
Speaker 3: of the segment, and that's the end of the show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: really weird ending. Yeah, yeah, funny, it wasn't. If you
Speaker 3: don't know sow any Todd, you like, what the hell.
Speaker 1: Is going on? Correct? Yeah, I'm wondering how if it
Speaker 1: would have worked better if they'd rearrange the segments at all,
Speaker 1: if they maybe had I don't have a cow mankind
Speaker 1: at the very end.
Speaker 3: I just need to end with this one because the
Speaker 3: way it was set up, I feel like it would
Speaker 3: have lost me as a viewer if I was watching
Speaker 3: on TV. That was the second scene.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true. That's a good point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's the first two were strong. Absolutely, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I at least appreciate they went. They tried something different.
Speaker 3: They had a swing, bit of a miss.
Speaker 1: You move on. That's very charited. Pencils have a ratis
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 3: So that is Trios of Horror twenty Another fine installment.
Speaker 3: Not my favorite, but I did enjoy the second one
Speaker 3: the most. You enjoyed the first one of the most because
Speaker 3: you're a be Kitchok fan.
Speaker 1: Correct? Yes, what do we learn, Bomber? What you learn
Speaker 1: from the episode that one should not eat a cow
Speaker 1: that has already eaten another cow? Although I think we
Speaker 1: probably already have done that.
Speaker 3: I mean, Parker of Stone have fed bacon to picks,
Speaker 3: haven't they.
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 3: Yes, I learned, just don't trust any debt being a
Speaker 3: proven innocent in the end. What happened with all that?
Speaker 1: Well, he's been signed to play the lead in a
Speaker 1: new version of a Christmas Carol. Okay, it's coming up
Speaker 1: pretty soon, so another one. Keep it.
Speaker 3: Can't come up with an original Christmas story, I keep telling
Speaker 3: the same one. Yeah, it's like, if you're going to
Speaker 3: do Scrooge again, maybe do screw. You're always coming up
Speaker 3: with movie ideas, right, you need to come up with
Speaker 3: an ozsy Christmas comedy. There is none I already have.
Speaker 1: Oh have I? No, what's the what's gonna be a
Speaker 1: brief snopsters? Then? Hm, I haven't copyrighted this or anything.
Speaker 3: So well, now this is this is going to be officially,
Speaker 3: this is this becoming as a people No, God, David
Speaker 3: said this then, so it's officially yours.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're time stamping this. Yeah, today is the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty ninth, as we recall this twenty ninth of October
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. I am. I've written a treatment for
Speaker 1: something called to All, a good heist set in like
Speaker 1: a little seaside town, like Sea Change kind of town
Speaker 1: in Australia. Yes, you've got like a twelve year old
Speaker 1: boy and his struggling single mum. Their dad was a
Speaker 1: footy legend who has recently passed away at local footy legend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: still working that out. No maybe the say local footy
Speaker 1: legend Yeah oh no, no sorry, he was like an
Speaker 1: AFL legend. And the little boy's prize possession is a
Speaker 1: Grand Final ball that's signed by his late and all
Speaker 1: his teammates who won the Grandfi who won the Grandfather,
Speaker 1: which is the super Bowl of Australian football. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: One day he takes at to school for show and
Speaker 1: tales like this is the footy that my dad when
Speaker 1: we want the Grandfather and all that, and evil punk
Speaker 1: kid son of the town's richest man, steals it to
Speaker 1: sort of win his dad's approval. It's like, my dad
Speaker 1: loves footy. I'm gonna give this to my dad because
Speaker 1: the old because that dude runs the town. The cops
Speaker 1: can't do anything, even the young rookie constable who's the
Speaker 1: boyfriend of the single mum. So what can the mum do.
Speaker 1: She has to call on her near do well younger
Speaker 1: brother who's fresh out of the slammer because he's a
Speaker 1: cat burglar. We have to do a heist before Christmas.
Speaker 1: He has to break into the big sort of Hemsworth
Speaker 1: style of state and get it back and yeah, Shenanigans
Speaker 1: in's you have everyone learns a nice lesson about Christmas,
Speaker 1: about redemption, about giving and receiving.
Speaker 3: So where's the Christmas. It's just set at Christmas time.
Speaker 3: Just sat a Chrismas time. Okay, so it's not a
Speaker 3: Christmas movie. It's just set at Christmas time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you won from me?
Speaker 3: Maybe they and be like not being able to get
Speaker 3: it vost or hope and then he bows in the sky.
Speaker 1: Could it be? Could it be bad? But anyway, let
Speaker 1: us know what you think of that idea and if
Speaker 1: you know anyone at Netflix or stand who wants to
Speaker 1: bankroll it, have you pitches the people? No?
Speaker 3: Okay, so to all the good highs and it's it's
Speaker 3: worth it just in the name, absolutely to all the
Speaker 3: good heist?
Speaker 1: Yeah did you do? Start at titles and then work
Speaker 1: back from oh absolutely, fuck Flott and characters and does
Speaker 1: it look good? And Opposter? Who?
Speaker 3: So who are you envisioning to be there? Who would
Speaker 3: be your ideal person to be the consortable or the
Speaker 3: deputy or whatever the guy doing the heist?
Speaker 1: I was gonna I was thinking my man Charlie Clawson
Speaker 1: could be in there somewhere. It's got to be younger though,
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, Charlie, like all of us, is getting
Speaker 1: on on your ears. I'm still looking incredibly handsome straight
Speaker 1: as Colin Farrell on that man, I did write in
Speaker 1: the notes that I was taken down as like a
Speaker 1: nice cameo over Aiman Harryman, who you know who he is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He is in He played Charles Manson not once but
Speaker 1: twice twice. Is Manson in Once upon a Time in Hollywood? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And also in the TV series mind Hunter, What's upon
Speaker 1: a Time? Yeah? Good actor? All right? Do you have
Speaker 1: a child actor in mind? Probably he's doing the heighst though?
Speaker 1: Is it just a cousin? Was it is?
Speaker 3: The twelve year old tagging along you stay home and
Speaker 3: then he gets and he's like, I told you, yeah,
Speaker 3: you've got You've.
Speaker 1: Got this rag tag little sort of piss weeek Ocean's
Speaker 1: eleven team of like you know, the cat Burglar brother
Speaker 1: and the kid gets in there somehow, the best mate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's always in love with it. He's too scared to
Speaker 1: tell that, right, Yeah, and the cat Burglar brother, you know,
Speaker 1: he eventually forms a relationship with like some either surf
Speaker 1: shop owner or marine biologist. He brings a cat, brings
Speaker 1: a cat. Yeah, everyone's playing their part, even the trophy
Speaker 1: wife of the of the big bad guy, and even
Speaker 1: and then and the kid learns a little something too.
Speaker 1: He learns that he did the wrong thing. Okay. Co
Speaker 1: written by Guy Davis and Chat GIPT to all the
Speaker 1: good heist I have. I'm not ashamed to admit I've
Speaker 1: done that more than once I've had like, look, I've
Speaker 1: got this kind of idea. Help me flesh this out, GPT.
Speaker 1: Sure thing, guy, what a great idea, by the way,
Speaker 1: and all sort of throw a bunch of cliches stubbers like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that bit sucks. But maybe to all the good heighst
Speaker 1: coming to a theater near you, Probably not, but maybe
Speaker 1: to a streaming service. Maybe make me a radio play.
Speaker 1: Possibly anyway we make a podcast, FFD, you should sort
Speaker 1: of you know, branch.
Speaker 3: Out, Yeah, to all good heights. I think a crime,
Speaker 3: true crime. It's a comedy, a true kin comedy that's fictional.
Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 1: From miss day forward. Your names will be all right.
Speaker 1: So let's get into the Guy devis Nion Championship, shall
Speaker 1: we please? We should be cutting all that out anyway.
Speaker 1: We've got it on the record now, so that's good,
Speaker 1: we do.
Speaker 3: Indeed, yes, So the current leaderboard stands at this in
Speaker 3: first position, we have Carl Muldoon on six points. Now,
Speaker 3: there was a mistake I need to apologize to one.
Speaker 1: Justin Williams.
Speaker 3: You've got three points one week and only gave him
Speaker 3: one point, so apologies.
Speaker 1: Justin Williams.
Speaker 3: You are now in second position, tied with Nathan Briggs
Speaker 3: and Phil Hawkins on three points. Wow, and in third
Speaker 3: position both on one point. We have Jack McFadden and
Speaker 3: Dave McNally.
Speaker 1: Take it away. Let's see what happened. Maybe Princell will
Speaker 1: get some points this time. Who knows? Maybe? Yes? All right,
Speaker 1: one point goes too and because of the Treehouse of Horror.
Speaker 1: It's not triple word score or something like that, but
Speaker 1: you do have to give us new names for each segment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do. Yeah, and guess what everyone get came through?
Speaker 1: Everyone just knows. Now everyone did well, but these people
Speaker 1: did better than those people. So one point goes to Hitchcockup,
Speaker 1: dead End drive Through and Secret of the Booze. That
Speaker 1: would be Clever Carver. Car climbs even further away. Now
Speaker 1: on seven points, he is now winning by four? What on, Kyle, Well,
Speaker 1: let's see what happens when someone gets two points for
Speaker 1: these following titles. Chris Cross will make You Kill Kill.
Speaker 1: That's a bit of a shout out to some nineties
Speaker 1: hip hop you're aware of the song jump Jump by
Speaker 1: the band Chris Cross. I'm assuming yes. If you're not,
Speaker 1: get on Spotify and check it out Absolute hip hop jam.
Speaker 1: Those kids will clothes backwards, that was their gimmick. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I hardly has a friend at daycare who only wears
Speaker 3: her shirts backwards. She will not weark it the right
Speaker 3: way around. I was like, okay, I was like, do
Speaker 3: you shirts back? Your dad's Like she had like a
Speaker 3: that like an open night last night He's like she
Speaker 3: wrote wear a shirtless is on backwards.
Speaker 1: I was like, cool, jump jump, real bang, twenty eight
Speaker 1: calories later, twenty sorry, twenty eight hundred calories later and
Speaker 1: no better booze. That is Adam Woolhouse with his first
Speaker 1: points of the season. What on Adam, Welcome to the
Speaker 1: wood House? Two points yes, and three points goes to
Speaker 1: murder She won't the Burgers are dead at yes. I'm
Speaker 1: guessing this person might be Australia. Uh and Homer Brew.
Speaker 3: Homer Brew, I'm going to say it. Three points goes
Speaker 3: to Philip J. Hawkins. If he gets three points, he
Speaker 3: gets the full Phillip Jay Hawkins. Unfortunately he's still only
Speaker 3: in second position though, that puts him on six points.
Speaker 3: So in first position clever Kyle on seven, in second
Speaker 3: Phil Hawkins on six.
Speaker 1: But we gave you the day for a minute there,
Speaker 1: so that's a preview of coming attractions, Philip, Jamie.
Speaker 3: Keep going, Yeah, you're only one point behind Kyle. Now
Speaker 3: and third position, we have a three way tie. It
Speaker 3: is Nathan Briggs. No, it's a two way tigers. Phil's
Speaker 3: moved up, so it's Nathan Briggs and Justin Williams, both
Speaker 3: on three points.
Speaker 1: Phil. That was by the way, you shout out for
Speaker 1: your doing the the Australian slogan for hungry jacks. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they have that elsewhere, but your beggars
Speaker 1: are the Bergs are better at hungry jacks slogan though,
Speaker 1: But you can't unprove it. No, I mean you can
Speaker 1: have your own opinion. You can have your own opinion bad.
Speaker 1: You can go and have a whopper and go. I
Speaker 1: think I prefer a quarter pounder. But yeah, you could
Speaker 1: easily that the burger is a better hungry Jack. What
Speaker 1: are you who you gonna ask?
Speaker 3: And it's to me, it's better than saying we're the
Speaker 3: world's greatest burger. It's likes are better. Well, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: you can get there, but the BG's a better here.
Speaker 3: Otherwise you end up like Will Ferrell and elphants like.
Speaker 1: I gave that the world's best cup of coffee. If
Speaker 1: you if you're walking through all the slogans, it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, what do you we having with it tonight?
Speaker 1: Mac is I'm loving it? Yeah, it's not bad, KFC,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I love it. Yeah, I think, Well
Speaker 1: they got rid of that now I know it's a shame,
Speaker 1: but now it's now it's Genesis. Yeah, but it's like
Speaker 1: looking good. That sounds pretty yummy. But the burgers are better,
Speaker 1: And you're like, well, you know what, I better find
Speaker 1: out if the burgers are Yeah, I mean you're telling
Speaker 1: me this, but better find out for myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going for the burgers are better, Ellie. If
Speaker 3: I've never tried any of them, I'm gone for burgers
Speaker 3: are better first, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you hear that, you're curiously, Ah, they don't, couldn't.
Speaker 1: They must be They've got the balls to say that.
Speaker 1: They must be good. You got to back that ship up. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: That is a review of Trios of Horror twenty The
Speaker 3: next episode any other Things season twenty one that we
Speaker 3: shall be revealing. It's called The Devil wes Nada, where
Speaker 3: apparently Marge posters for a calendard damn hod damn.
Speaker 1: I always thought that was just like a porno parody title,
Speaker 1: and I'd heard that it was. Yeah, there was a
Speaker 1: porno good nime. Yeah, the Devil's nat.
Speaker 3: If you start with that Toie and you work back
Speaker 3: like all good creative artists do, let's look up the
Speaker 3: Devil wes Nada? And see there's actually a porn film
Speaker 3: called that. There's got to be, right, there has to be.
Speaker 1: There would have to be The Devil Where's Nada? I'll
Speaker 1: just type porn? See what happens? Devil porn two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine. TEENA flicks The Devil Wears Nada. Let's click
Speaker 1: on it. See what happens? What was it?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 1: Teen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like it's a feature length A look
Speaker 3: at this? Hang on, I click on this one as well, Porner, Holy.
Speaker 1: Who's in there? Hang on? Let me see some names.
Speaker 1: Here are some of the tags?
Speaker 3: Where are the tags? Holy Jesus bridget B? Is there
Speaker 3: like an IMDb for this? The Devil Wasn't as a
Speaker 3: TV emails.
Speaker 1: Have to click on you, jiz to find actual actual title.
Speaker 1: But if you go back to what we were first
Speaker 1: looking at, they've got tags, I do they? Okay? Where
Speaker 1: are the tags?
Speaker 4: He?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Okay, you've got lesbian threesome, Asian outdoor housewives.
Speaker 1: I won't say that big T's Big T's and also
Speaker 1: big ass and there are more tags, but we're clicked off,
Speaker 1: goes down. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 3: The Devil was Becker has a new position at Lacy
Speaker 3: Lady Magazine, but she has a week to find a
Speaker 3: train and replacement, to find and train a replacement for
Speaker 3: the difficult editor in chief, Miss Julia Crimson, while keeping
Speaker 3: the models in line for the photoshit. So it's go
Speaker 3: to the Let me see the cast is actually a
Speaker 3: porn film, it says TV film. It's TVMA though stars
Speaker 3: Christine Frankie Cullen, Beverly Lynn. These guys don't look like
Speaker 3: this will be.
Speaker 1: Soft core porn because this is Oh, it may be
Speaker 1: very happy. This is written a director by my man,
Speaker 1: Jim Woenorski. He's made. He has been described as the
Speaker 1: Martin scorsesea B movies. There is Yeah, my friend Sammie
Speaker 1: Steve is like Facebook friends with him. There is a
Speaker 1: terrific documentary about him called Popatopoulos where he tries to
Speaker 1: make a soft cool porn slash horror movie in like
Speaker 1: three days. And he's just kind of a bearish individual.
Speaker 1: But oh wow, they tried to be a package.
Speaker 3: Oh no, they're taken to a nearby facility. Dad, Oh no,
Speaker 3: even it happens talking about fucking Simpsons?
Speaker 1: Is he talking about all? Will let you know when
Speaker 1: and where?
Speaker 3: To collect it. Hopefully there's a view of the tracking.
Speaker 3: Hopefully there's a a note to that I can go
Speaker 3: pick it up a wedding collection. What so that there's
Speaker 3: taken back. It's Alix Christmas present. We've got in one
Speaker 3: of those machines that shoots out pickerballs so you can.
Speaker 1: Played by Oh wow, yeah nice. Yeah. Anyway, that is
Speaker 1: the end of our review The Devil Wears Nata.
Speaker 3: Coming up in the next episode, well that next episode,
Speaker 3: but the next season twenty one coming episodes of this
Speaker 3: podcast where we have got Reyo Learvy where we review
Speaker 3: the Cartridge Family.
Speaker 1: That was a good interview. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We just had Daniel Canell on the show where we
Speaker 3: talked about having the Smithers and so many more exciting guests.
Speaker 3: I just confirmed yesterday Al Jean's coming on the podcast. Wow, Yes,
Speaker 3: Josh Weinstein's coming on the podcast. Litt Oakley's r and
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Speaker 3: Hope you all have a fantastic Halloween woo speaky season
Speaker 3: tricks and treats. But for now, mister Davis, I believe
Speaker 3: you might have some final words for all those incredible
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Speaker 1: Indeed, don't take the quality of this podcast personally. I
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