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<v Speaker 1>You're watching you in the cud. We missed Kinsman, and

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<v Speaker 1>like Benue.

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<v Speaker 2>Roe, you will remember the experience and you'll remember the

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<v Speaker 2>name Bert hur Fling and oh hi, you're watching you

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<v Speaker 2>in the cud your lighthearted weekly look at the world

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<v Speaker 2>through a very rainbow lens. I'm Mike ben In Rowe

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<v Speaker 2>and with me today is our S and M Master. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>dnm D and D Master. I don't know why I

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<v Speaker 2>can't say that, miss Kinsman, Hello, missed Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? I'm not DT Badley? Is there a

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<v Speaker 1>reason why?

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<v Speaker 2>We are channeling Anastasia from the nineties, from the early

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<v Speaker 2>two thousands.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called are You out of Love? A very came

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing you a story about something getting a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a refresh that's not just blue, it's not turquoise,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not lapis, it's actually well, we'll tell you more

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<v Speaker 1>about that later. But we will also get slap happy

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<v Speaker 1>in Crafty Queens.

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<v Speaker 2>And we even have a game you can play along

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<v Speaker 2>with two but on screen now you can see how

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<v Speaker 2>contact details It is at the culd TV on social media,

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<v Speaker 2>and if you want to catch up with previous episodes,

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<v Speaker 2>you can binge on us YouTube. Look for chewing the cud.

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<v Speaker 1>You can see the names of people who've reached out

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<v Speaker 1>and touched our souls go along the bottom of the

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<v Speaker 1>screen as Mike gets ready to bring us up to

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<v Speaker 1>date on things you may have missed from the news

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<v Speaker 1>in the buzz.

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<v Speaker 2>Aw.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a strong swimmer, fair to middling. It's been a

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<v Speaker 1>while though, to be fair swimming quite often. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>a scare people, doggy paddle, I can believe you scaring people.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a story about a dog who has worried

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<v Speaker 2>the world. A world worrying dog with its with its

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<v Speaker 2>water antics. Okay, and this is Pancake the puppy. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's a cute name for a dog. Yeah, Pancake a

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<v Speaker 2>golden retrie everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, golden retrievers are always cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it could be something else.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that big shaggy dog.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, has worried the world as people could see

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<v Speaker 2>it basically drowning at the bottom of a pool. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>but quite happily doing so. There is the puppy at

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom of the pool, wearing crocs. Wearing crocs and

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<v Speaker 2>a fin.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the more troubling thing. Save it drowning. It's wearing crocs.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a crime against fashioncy you can it, says you.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So you can see pancake at the bottom of the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Another angle puppy there concerning no, yeah, very much. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually a fake pool. Okay, so the top is

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<v Speaker 2>a very thin layer of water on glass. Oh, it

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<v Speaker 2>was an art installation, it is. Yeah, so it looks

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<v Speaker 2>like the puppy. Another dog is sat there underwater, but

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<v Speaker 2>it isn't well technically is but not surrounded by water.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, all right, I feel I feel relieved now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was quite concerned then for a moment. But it

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<v Speaker 1>still doesn't explain those crocs.

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<v Speaker 2>Also wearing fins. You can't see it in this picture,

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<v Speaker 2>but has a fin on the back, just like a shark.

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<v Speaker 2>They are a puppy shark. Do do do Do do.

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<v Speaker 1>Do, puppy shark, do do do do to do. You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to be in my head for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>We least something is moving on. She's gagging on it.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't even exist, right, our newest prime minister.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, one that we've actually voted for. Rather yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're excited. I'm in two minds.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do worse.

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<v Speaker 1>That is, that's the overriding thing. Cannot do worse.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you ever hear about Dishy rishy early on

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<v Speaker 2>in his career, when he was still before he showed

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<v Speaker 2>out to be an absolute in my opinion.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, considering most prime ministers, I've noticed this with all

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<v Speaker 1>prime ministers at the beginning, relatively colored hair, at the

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<v Speaker 1>end distinct gray.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a high stress job.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a high stress job.

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<v Speaker 2>Tony Blair, right, was quite a handsome man when he

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<v Speaker 2>first started being a Prime minister.

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<v Speaker 1>Relatively speaking for ugly old white man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he was one of the youngest prime ministers we had,

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<v Speaker 2>and he was he wasn't an non attractive.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy, it's right. Yeah, Well, well, people.

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<v Speaker 2>Are flooding their basements over gearce Armer, the stunner Starma,

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<v Speaker 2>as has also been known. They're saying, with his high

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<v Speaker 2>cheek bones and perfectly coft hair, he is definitely the

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<v Speaker 2>dad at the playground you'll want to street daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>So for that style of person, middle aged white guy,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like well that time has been kind to

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<v Speaker 1>Time has been kind. I get it, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's your thing, it's not everybody's cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but yeah, apparently he is is causing housewives up

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<v Speaker 2>and down the nation to straddle and flicker bean m hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the problem with that, the straddling or the flicking,

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<v Speaker 2>just the idea that they're doing it? Primate Wednesday, Primis's

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<v Speaker 2>question time. As a surge in the national grid.

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<v Speaker 1>You're kidding me just from plugging in all the vibe

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<v Speaker 1>people don't plug the vibrators into the mains. Amateur. You

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<v Speaker 1>called me an amateur. You should see mine change. It's

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<v Speaker 1>made an awful mess down there.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you find something that's as totally serious as

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<v Speaker 2>news that you want to share with us, please do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is at the could TV on social media. And that

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<v Speaker 2>brings us nicely to our story of the week, and

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<v Speaker 2>this is a story.

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<v Speaker 1>About self confessed girl mom kitty girl mom kitt is

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<v Speaker 1>are we talking to somebody who considers themselves a mother

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<v Speaker 1>because they have a pet?

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<v Speaker 2>No, they're a girl mom, cat mum or a dogmam.

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<v Speaker 2>They have a human being that's popped out of their flute.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically kitty walls, which I think is a brilliant name

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<v Speaker 2>for your stripper. It is it is a strip of

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<v Speaker 2>egg yeah, or it gave me Victoria Wood flashbacks. She

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<v Speaker 2>dressed up as a cow on a night out and

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<v Speaker 2>basically served the gentleman her her lactations. So she's shaving

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<v Speaker 2>serving shots of breast milk. Two gentlemen in the bar.

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<v Speaker 2>What's with the face?

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<v Speaker 1>It's milk? No I get that, but apparently it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>and there's it's all of lean natural. But Kitty Walls,

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<v Speaker 1>now it's just a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot more more because when she said, these blokes

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<v Speaker 2>go wild for the stuff, right, one person they they

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't have to spend any money. She takes a breast

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<v Speaker 2>pump on a night out, and she has bought drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>But it just as far as I'm aware, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>takes for her. You can one as an adult.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, people kept coming back from what one man, that

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<v Speaker 2>guy in orange actually came back twice, right, and he's going, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I love the stuff. I was breast fed cel seven.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense, right, okay, one of the one of

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<v Speaker 2>the people they're saying, not the guy in the orange

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<v Speaker 2>doing it twice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Once said, come on go home, kitty, it's past

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<v Speaker 2>your bedtime, past you because cowsuit.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think I have the crap gags you doo.

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<v Speaker 2>One said that they were utterly impressed. Oh no, and

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<v Speaker 2>he said them acting like it's worse than liquor that

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<v Speaker 2>they're drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's awful doing shots lots and.

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<v Speaker 2>Lots of positive reaction and people geming up to do

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<v Speaker 2>shots of her boob extraction.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know my usual. As long as it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>harm anyone and everybody's happy, fine, it's just it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's a little shot glasses, not a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I mean a lot going on this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>this is a very mad, crazy thing. But if people

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<v Speaker 1>are happy, let them, no problem with that.

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<v Speaker 2>What I love is people have got so so far

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<v Speaker 2>into the algorithm. Look, you can't even put the word

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<v Speaker 2>breast milk without putting a three instead of any.

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<v Speaker 1>Why it's so wrong with saying that? There's nothing breast

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<v Speaker 1>is not a rude word. It's a perfectly natural thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Allowed to say that on TV? Swear words are one thing,

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<v Speaker 1>even if they are describing something completely natural and there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing wrong with it. What about a pregnant fish? You

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<v Speaker 1>can search that, you can google that. And that's the

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<v Speaker 1>argument that we always used in primary school. We still

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<v Speaker 1>never got away rough fast, rough ast primary school. Were

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<v Speaker 1>you going to It's a very rough primary school. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>let this voice confuse you. I'm not that posh. No

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<v Speaker 1>one thought you were posh.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, is out of love you would like to

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<v Speaker 2>be set free? Oh oh yeah, anyway, I've got into

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<v Speaker 2>the Anastasia loop again.

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<v Speaker 1>You really have because you're also wearing flares, which is

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<v Speaker 1>I am wearing flares, but and and formal shoes. Flares

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<v Speaker 1>and formal shoes. I'm going for a very sexy look.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a a shame you missed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all the boss this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I rely on you for advice

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<v Speaker 1>about fashion.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't and that's why you're wear an outfit. You're

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<v Speaker 2>welcome stay right there. As coming up after this short break,

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<v Speaker 2>Miss brings up to date with the celebrity news in showbiz.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, welcome back.

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<v Speaker 2>You're watching you in the CUD and this is the

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<v Speaker 2>part of the show where we look into the what's,

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<v Speaker 2>who's and who's what's in the world of celebrity and

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<v Speaker 2>media in the showbiz we missed.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people are easily amused, aren't they. We've got a

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<v Speaker 1>little witch as a switch. We've got more important things

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<v Speaker 1>to be focusing on, like what like the show is news?

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<v Speaker 1>So are you ready for my first story? So our

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<v Speaker 1>first story kesher she's back? Did she woke up this

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<v Speaker 1>morning feeling like p Diddy?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe your teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd us a tooth.

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<v Speaker 1>He knows all the lyrics, don't he know? She's been

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<v Speaker 1>away for what. She's not released any songs for for

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<v Speaker 1>a while because there was this whole issue with the

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<v Speaker 1>producer that she was working for, and nothing was actually

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<v Speaker 1>confirmed or anything. But it's been settled out of court,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe, and she can get back to doing things,

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<v Speaker 1>which is great and glad to have her back. She

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<v Speaker 1>also had a bit of an injury. She damaged her

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<v Speaker 1>a c L and I've I've had similar problems myself,

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<v Speaker 1>so I know how terrible that injury is.

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<v Speaker 2>Just sit on an inflatable ring for a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weeks if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Brew no, no, I had my acl my set well,

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<v Speaker 1>she's tore her as I severed myne. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>al it's the little ligament that runs through your knee,

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<v Speaker 1>so if you damage that really badly.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like that, yes, right, is that why you fall

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<v Speaker 2>off stages?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No, no jokes. It is really a very very

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<v Speaker 1>painful thing. I didn't walk for about a year altogether

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<v Speaker 1>because of surgery and all that kind so I understand

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't walk for about a year. There was a newer.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a personal he's making light of my trauma.

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<v Speaker 1>Not trauma.

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<v Speaker 1>This is fashion anyway. Kesha. She's really when you look

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<v Speaker 1>look at her. She's absolutely stunning and an amazing artist.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Oh, are you enjoying it?

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<v Speaker 1>It keeps cutting it. No, they're swear words.

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<v Speaker 2>Because not on the whole thing where they play it

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<v Speaker 1>Kesha's songs for me are always growers, Like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>they're built. Kesha songs always builders for me. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been ten years. She's she's grown, she's she's changed,

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<v Speaker 1>change over that over at that time appear. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>now people have come out on the internet, as they

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<v Speaker 1>will do, trolling her, saying, oh you're all fat now

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<v Speaker 1>you don't look that good as you used to. Exactly

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<v Speaker 1>look at her. She is hot, absol bloody lately, she's stunning.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry if I was, If that's fat, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>a really good comeback to and really good attitude to have. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty four people still body shamed. I am

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<v Speaker 1>way of thinking about your own body. And then she

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<v Speaker 1>followed that up to those who think of shaming me,

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<v Speaker 1>who actually make me feel very, very powerful. So to you,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope one day you feel whole enough to not

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<v Speaker 1>bitch beautiful comeback. So yeah, I hats off to the

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<v Speaker 1>lady and glad to have you back. Kesha. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>image of Hunter Shaffer and Emma Darcy. Okay, two wonderful actors,

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<v Speaker 1>and all it is is that there is a post

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<v Speaker 1>and underneath it it reads Hunter Shaffer and Emma Darsie

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<v Speaker 1>Hunter Shaffer has responded to this tweet, which has made

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<v Speaker 1>it go viral, and they've even been questioned about it

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<v Speaker 1>during an interview. But there's nothing to it that there's

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<v Speaker 1>no vampire rom com There's no, it's just it's just

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<v Speaker 2>And they should be That's that's what the appeal is really,

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<v Speaker 2>and Hunter schaff is all all up for it.

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<v Speaker 1>They've absolutely gone for it. So Hunter said yes, but

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<v Speaker 1>based on absolutely nothing. It's just a tweet from a fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Hunter said, no.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the other person saying, I've forgotten what has

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely nothing because there's nothing to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you see, there is there's the art of saying

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<v Speaker 2>no about things. No, that's not true. It's nice, but no,

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I could say I'm having a torrid affair with Michael Keaton. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why Michael ket No, it's no.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's Patrick Swayzy. So yeah, there's an exclusive for

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<v Speaker 2>this episode. If you're in the cud mist is apparently

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<v Speaker 2>having an affair with Michael Keane. Well apparently he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>say no, so therefore it must be true. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>say it must be true. I said it leads a

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<v Speaker 2>possibility that could be true. There's no possibility that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because Michael Keaton is heterosexual and has eyes, it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be the first heterosexual that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did. We hear the penny drop for everybody else?

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<v Speaker 2>Got another story for us they missed.

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't know why I do this show. I

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<v Speaker 1>really don't. Moving on to the third thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a fan of the film The Devil Worst

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit? I mean I've started a new diet

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<v Speaker 2>and every time I start to feel little bit faint,

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<v Speaker 2>I eat a cub of cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a quote from the film. Yes, I'm aware. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been a long time since I watched it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>am aware. Anyway, recently, the three main actresses they were

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<v Speaker 1>at the SAG SAG Awards. Do we just say SAG?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the ESSAGY Awards are Screen Actors

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<v Speaker 2>guilds Okay, so I'm not going So you have the

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<v Speaker 1>They're at the Screen Actors again, and it's a very

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<v Speaker 1>big thing having the three of them together presenting and

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<v Speaker 1>presenting awards. They were presenting what was It Again? And

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<v Speaker 1>Hathaway Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep and Emily Brunt and the

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<v Speaker 1>main headliners of The Devil Wears Prada. They're at the

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<v Speaker 1>Saga Awards presenting the award for the Best Comedy Series,

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<v Speaker 1>and they had a bit of to and fro and

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<v Speaker 1>a little references to the film. That's where they are,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was very fun, very lighthearted. But of course

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<v Speaker 1>there's always speculation is there going to be another one? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>good news, apparently there is. It's in the works, not

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<v Speaker 1>fully gone through, it's still in developments, but there's a

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing about Apparently. The plot is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>Miranda Priestley. She is to the end of her career

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<v Speaker 1>and the magazine medium is dying out in favor of

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<v Speaker 1>things for the Internet, etc. And her old assistant comes

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<v Speaker 1>to her aid and helps it helps solve the issue,

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<v Speaker 1>save the magazine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh call me Natalie Umbrullia, I'm torn. I love The

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<v Speaker 2>Devil Wes Prada. It is such a brilliant film.

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<v Speaker 1>It is iconic. It's it's a classic, epically.

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<v Speaker 2>Acted, funny as shit, right, brilliant story up and at

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<v Speaker 2>a great happy ending for right. It's complete, it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's seminal to say, I think they should just leave

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<v Speaker 2>it alone.

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<v Speaker 1>There are Yeah, there are some times where leaving it

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<v Speaker 1>alone like people might be wanting more, but leave them

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<v Speaker 1>wanting more, and I get that. I think the big

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<v Speaker 1>key issue is that it's still in development, so that

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<v Speaker 1>plot idea may not be the final plot idea. It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that the original was based on a book

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<v Speaker 1>of the same name, so, but I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>that book has a sequel that they could base a

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<v Speaker 1>second movie on.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that book was based on can I say Anna

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<v Speaker 2>Winter that working for an a Winter who had a

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<v Speaker 2>vogue and there was head of a worldwide publishing house,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was very much that that was her stick.

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<v Speaker 2>She was hard to work for. What you say, I

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<v Speaker 2>was a Winter's assistant and you could walk into any job.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was based on that kind of character. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's still a fictional story. Yeah, but based I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if there is a follow up fictionalized story

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<v Speaker 2>that they could base a second film over. But the

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<v Speaker 2>clinture is we don't know where Anne Hathaway is in this.

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<v Speaker 2>We know that Emily Blunt and Meryl Streep are up

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<v Speaker 2>for it, and that they're developing something around those two characters,

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<v Speaker 2>but the protagonist of the first movie is Andy, and

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<v Speaker 2>if they maybe have his new protagonist, that might bring

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<v Speaker 2>it new, fresh look and fresh. I always get very

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<v Speaker 2>worried when they bring everybody back for a sequel. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like the stories will complete. But I think it's quite

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<v Speaker 2>an exciting prospect. And if it's going to get through

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<v Speaker 2>development and be good, let it go through development and

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<v Speaker 2>be good.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's all I have for you in the show

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<v Speaker 1>Buz News this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for that, missed, I should say that's all well,

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<v Speaker 2>stay tuned. Apparently it's the nineteen nineties, because coming up

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<v Speaker 2>we have a game to play in our Game of

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<v Speaker 2>the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you just do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, welcome back to you in the cud Are you

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<v Speaker 2>with me? Mike benin Roe and then miss Kinsman. This

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<v Speaker 2>part of the show is where we play a little game.

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<v Speaker 2>But before I dismiss you, off to your enchanted grotto? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>broom cub. This weekend it was Sparkle, which is the

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<v Speaker 2>trans non binary event that happens in Manchester. We have

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<v Speaker 2>a clip of some of the fun and frivility.

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<v Speaker 1>I get my Heart again.

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<v Speaker 2>A Bally Believe, Let's them my Heart again. My cat Bety.

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<v Speaker 1>Roman here alone makes me think of to such a cause.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to jog at last like a coin and

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<v Speaker 1>bok get.

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<v Speaker 2>Tossed roll the coin to.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Jona from mere Sparkle weekends.

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<v Speaker 3>And we are obviously hugely relieved that we're not going

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<v Speaker 3>to Tory government anymore. But we have to push labor

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<v Speaker 3>to properly to support our trans siblings. We got to

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<v Speaker 3>write to them and protest and tell where street to

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<v Speaker 3>get a silly boy, silly silly, silly boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Looks like a lot of people had a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>H it's a good event.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, lots of people celebrating their trans and non binary selves.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have a good time?

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<v Speaker 2>I had a great time because my partner is non binary.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, going along and celebrating themselves and sharing

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<v Speaker 2>their experiences and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great. Was that a good space for them? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's because it's a safe space and you get

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<v Speaker 2>to be all with your siblings and it's trans and

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<v Speaker 2>non binary joy is probably my favorite kind of queer joy.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forget that it's trans pride in Brighton on the twentieth.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you haven't made plans to go yet get

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<v Speaker 1>them sorted. Yes, and of course it is Leads Pride

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<v Speaker 1>on the twenty first. But now to our game, and

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<v Speaker 1>this one is for the man who once used an

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<v Speaker 1>appendage of a partner to well. I can't really say

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<v Speaker 1>what it was going to do, but it involves a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of loup off your pop missed in your own time,

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<v Speaker 1>day of the week. So this week we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>play a game of myth or no myth. And this

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<v Speaker 1>one is for myth that's weird to say. It's got

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<v Speaker 1>a selection of cards and basically going to ask me

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<v Speaker 1>a question.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to work out whether it's true or a

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<v Speaker 2>dirty lie.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an exciting game. I don't know if you're ready

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Anyway, I would like to pick the letter

424
00:24:31.480 --> 00:24:35.839
<v Speaker 1>M M Mike and then M for Mike. Okay, but

425
00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:42.000
<v Speaker 1>here we go. So athletics in the ancient Olympics used

426
00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:46.079
<v Speaker 1>to be executed as punishment for making a false Oh

427
00:24:46.440 --> 00:24:49.559
<v Speaker 1>hang on, Sorr, I've read that wrong. To apologize, it's

428
00:24:49.559 --> 00:24:51.839
<v Speaker 1>because I've not got my actual glasses on. I'm wearing

429
00:24:51.880 --> 00:24:54.759
<v Speaker 1>my sunglasses, which don't allow me to read things promptly.

430
00:25:01.119 --> 00:25:04.839
<v Speaker 1>It's going well, isn't it right? Myth or no myth.

431
00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:09.519
<v Speaker 1>Athletes in ancient in the ancient Olympics used to be

432
00:25:09.640 --> 00:25:13.200
<v Speaker 1>executed as a punishment for making a false start myth

433
00:25:13.440 --> 00:25:19.039
<v Speaker 1>or no myth. That's true? Are you sure? I ain't

434
00:25:19.079 --> 00:25:24.200
<v Speaker 1>saying it's true. It's it's it's a myth. Eat lies. No,

435
00:25:24.279 --> 00:25:26.599
<v Speaker 1>it didn't happen. Well, as far as we know. It

436
00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:31.480
<v Speaker 1>was an ancient Olympics, so they did used.

437
00:25:31.319 --> 00:25:34.920
<v Speaker 2>To be completely naked. And also at the time, small

438
00:25:35.000 --> 00:25:36.200
<v Speaker 2>penises were attractive.

439
00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I know people have always told me I'm ugly. Would

440
00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:45.200
<v Speaker 1>you like another letter? You know that that changed, right?

441
00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:49.599
<v Speaker 1>Would you like another letter? Yeah?

442
00:25:49.599 --> 00:25:52.880
<v Speaker 2>I would like I'd like it a why for Yankee? Oh,

443
00:25:52.960 --> 00:25:56.119
<v Speaker 2>you're working away along the list very much in order.

444
00:25:56.400 --> 00:26:02.039
<v Speaker 1>I like this. It's efficient, okay, in proportion to its size,

445
00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:05.039
<v Speaker 1>the height of a flea jump is equivalent to a

446
00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:11.599
<v Speaker 1>human jumping over the Empire State Building. That's true. It

447
00:26:11.839 --> 00:26:16.200
<v Speaker 1>is true. It's true. I remember that from a Scouting

448
00:26:16.519 --> 00:26:18.319
<v Speaker 1>for Boys Book of Facts.

449
00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:21.319
<v Speaker 2>And I know that to be true Scouting for Boys

450
00:26:21.559 --> 00:26:22.400
<v Speaker 2>Book of Facts.

451
00:26:22.799 --> 00:26:24.559
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I used to be a scout. I was a

452
00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:27.880
<v Speaker 1>cub and then I was a scout. Uh huh. I

453
00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:30.200
<v Speaker 1>know how to whittlewood and make a fire. Would you

454
00:26:30.319 --> 00:26:33.039
<v Speaker 1>like another letter? And how do you make this fire?

455
00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:36.160
<v Speaker 2>From whittling the wood and then rubbing it together? You

456
00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:38.440
<v Speaker 2>rub your wood together with other boys, and it got

457
00:26:38.480 --> 00:26:41.680
<v Speaker 2>your hot. I like the letter tea for tangle please.

458
00:26:42.920 --> 00:26:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, I've got three te's because myth has a tea

459
00:26:45.759 --> 00:26:50.559
<v Speaker 1>and truth has two teas? Which which two teas? Which tea?

460
00:26:50.759 --> 00:26:52.240
<v Speaker 2>I like? All the tea's no shape?

461
00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:57.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll go for a triple. Then how is that

462
00:26:57.319 --> 00:27:00.440
<v Speaker 1>actually going to work? Well, I'll read all three of them,

463
00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:03.400
<v Speaker 1>and you have to go in order which one is right,

464
00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:05.599
<v Speaker 1>and remember which one they came in. Okay, we'll do

465
00:27:05.640 --> 00:27:10.559
<v Speaker 1>it that way because it sounds complicated and dramatic. Identical

466
00:27:10.680 --> 00:27:16.160
<v Speaker 1>twins have identical fingerprints. Now after the Soviet news prey

467
00:27:16.839 --> 00:27:20.920
<v Speaker 1>newspaper for Vada, I think that's how it's pronounced. Complained

468
00:27:21.039 --> 00:27:23.960
<v Speaker 1>that there were no Russians on the USS Enterprise and

469
00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:27.680
<v Speaker 1>the TV series Star Trek the character that instant Chekhov

470
00:27:28.039 --> 00:27:33.079
<v Speaker 1>was introduced. Now and elephants can remain standing after death.

471
00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:36.599
<v Speaker 2>True, So it's lie lie true.

472
00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Bang on, You're you're quite good at that. We tried

473
00:27:42.039 --> 00:27:43.279
<v Speaker 1>to test the Trekking.

474
00:27:44.480 --> 00:27:49.519
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, Chekhov was put in by so it's Daisilu Productions, right,

475
00:27:50.200 --> 00:27:52.440
<v Speaker 2>and they wanted to have a diverse cast. And because

476
00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:53.759
<v Speaker 2>it's the height of the Cold War, what they were

477
00:27:53.759 --> 00:27:56.759
<v Speaker 2>saying was that in this in this era, all of

478
00:27:56.880 --> 00:28:00.440
<v Speaker 2>that idea has disappeared, right, and that you know, Rhians

479
00:28:00.519 --> 00:28:06.000
<v Speaker 2>and Americans can work together quite happily. And that's because

480
00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Lucille Ball was continually accused of being a Communist because

481
00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:11.000
<v Speaker 2>her stepfather was a member of the Communist Party, even

482
00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:13.359
<v Speaker 2>though she was technically because she signed the paper that

483
00:28:13.400 --> 00:28:15.720
<v Speaker 2>he told her to sign, but didn't actually want to

484
00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:17.039
<v Speaker 2>be a Communist and didn't go twenty.

485
00:28:16.839 --> 00:28:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Hours or anything.

486
00:28:19.440 --> 00:28:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Next week on NERD Corner, just before she died, she

487
00:28:24.240 --> 00:28:28.680
<v Speaker 2>was offered not on poppers. Once she started trekking off.

488
00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:29.440
<v Speaker 2>They can't stop.

489
00:28:29.759 --> 00:28:31.319
<v Speaker 1>This is a Lucille Ball thing.

490
00:28:31.799 --> 00:28:34.359
<v Speaker 2>Really, there's a reason why Mi carl Is called Lucille.

491
00:28:39.400 --> 00:28:43.119
<v Speaker 2>What letter would you like next, Mike, I'd like one tea.

492
00:28:43.440 --> 00:28:47.480
<v Speaker 1>You'd like one tea. We'll go to the first tea, Okay,

493
00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:52.599
<v Speaker 1>one in the pack. America's suicide rate went up during

494
00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:57.960
<v Speaker 1>the Great Depression of the nineteen thirties was very depressed,

495
00:28:59.039 --> 00:28:59.559
<v Speaker 1>you're correct.

496
00:28:59.839 --> 00:29:02.880
<v Speaker 2>It was the stock market that was depressed, not the people. Yes,

497
00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:05.480
<v Speaker 2>some people committed suicide quite spectacularly by jumping off the

498
00:29:05.519 --> 00:29:07.799
<v Speaker 2>top of the tall buildings, but that was quite rare.

499
00:29:08.359 --> 00:29:10.680
<v Speaker 1>You know a lot of useless trivia, don't ye.

500
00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:15.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm useful in a pub quiz if I'm sober, which doesn't.

501
00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Happen in pub quizz? Is that often?

502
00:29:16.759 --> 00:29:19.559
<v Speaker 2>You're one of those children that just had books of facts,

503
00:29:19.640 --> 00:29:20.000
<v Speaker 2>weren't you?

504
00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Now? But your favorite thing at Christmas was to get

505
00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>the Guinness Booker records.

506
00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Well I never had a copy.

507
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Who missed out? Next letter?

508
00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:30.519
<v Speaker 2>And polymth I learned this next letter?

509
00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I want a h well to hate. You really

510
00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:37.759
<v Speaker 1>are going along in order, aren't you. Actress Jane Mansfield

511
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:43.400
<v Speaker 1>was decapitated in a car crash that claimed her life. False.

512
00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:47.160
<v Speaker 1>It's not true. No, it's not true. I can't remember.

513
00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:52.519
<v Speaker 1>There was an actress who did get her scarf trapped

514
00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:55.160
<v Speaker 1>around the back wheel of the car and it knocked

515
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:56.680
<v Speaker 1>her red off, But I can't remember the name of

516
00:29:56.680 --> 00:29:58.720
<v Speaker 1>the actress. It wasn't James James Mansfield.

517
00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Lumber called that in a boat.

518
00:30:04.440 --> 00:30:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Lovely celebrity death. Well everything to reflect on. Ummm so

519
00:30:08.519 --> 00:30:09.279
<v Speaker 1>next letter.

520
00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:14.720
<v Speaker 2>H H. I'd take you the back end h of

521
00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:17.079
<v Speaker 2>the last word the first h.

522
00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:25.519
<v Speaker 1>First nature, lightning starts more forest fires than people do.

523
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:30.319
<v Speaker 2>Now, it's not true, he's true, not true, he's true.

524
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:34.240
<v Speaker 2>Lightning happens, right, thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening.

525
00:30:34.319 --> 00:30:36.359
<v Speaker 1>Bee her galileo, galileo.

526
00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:41.960
<v Speaker 2>No, it happens because of a scary beef. Right, because

527
00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:44.599
<v Speaker 2>they're fluffy, they're rubed together, very very frightening. That right,

528
00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:50.839
<v Speaker 2>happens when it rains and wet wood doesn't catch fire.

529
00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:54.720
<v Speaker 1>That well, well, what can I tell you? There are

530
00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:58.680
<v Speaker 1>the facts according to you, and there's the facts according

531
00:30:58.720 --> 00:30:59.559
<v Speaker 1>to these cards.

532
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:03.279
<v Speaker 2>I'd like to go for a tea, please, bob another tea?

533
00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Ooh, Princess Anne was once arrested for riding a

534
00:31:12.119 --> 00:31:17.480
<v Speaker 1>horse on the hard shoulder of the truth. Truth. You

535
00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:20.200
<v Speaker 1>said that as soon as I said Princess.

536
00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Ann, Princess Anne got arrested.

537
00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:25.599
<v Speaker 1>It's true. She did get arrested. She did, yes, but

538
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:28.440
<v Speaker 1>not for riding a horse on the hard shoulder of

539
00:31:28.480 --> 00:31:36.880
<v Speaker 1>the m one. It's a myth that refume going to

540
00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:39.680
<v Speaker 1>a Did she get arrested for them? I know that

541
00:31:39.759 --> 00:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>she did get arrested at some point for something. I'm

542
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:43.039
<v Speaker 1>not sure she did, you know.

543
00:31:43.480 --> 00:31:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, guilty to one charge of having a dog

544
00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:47.839
<v Speaker 2>dangerously out of control.

545
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's that's I thought it was. I thought it

546
00:31:50.759 --> 00:31:55.480
<v Speaker 1>was a vehicular crime. So I was I was wrong,

547
00:31:57.119 --> 00:32:00.079
<v Speaker 1>and you were wrong too. We're both wrong together, and

548
00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:02.480
<v Speaker 1>I think there's a learning experience there for all of us.

549
00:32:03.559 --> 00:32:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Another letter, Yes, I want to teeth.

550
00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:08.720
<v Speaker 1>Got another tea? When running out of tea, you keep

551
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:14.519
<v Speaker 1>drinking this much tea. The seventeenth century composer Jean Baptiste

552
00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:18.519
<v Speaker 1>Lully died after striking himself in the foot with a

553
00:32:18.599 --> 00:32:24.880
<v Speaker 1>baton whilst conducting. Were you there, I'm not that old,

554
00:32:25.720 --> 00:32:28.160
<v Speaker 1>all that cultured. I don't really go to concerts anymore.

555
00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:31.599
<v Speaker 2>Believe it striking himself in the foot with a baton?

556
00:32:31.799 --> 00:32:32.160
<v Speaker 1>M hm?

557
00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Was it a chocolate baton?

558
00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:37.519
<v Speaker 1>No? I think it was one of the little sticks

559
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:39.400
<v Speaker 1>that he was conducting with, and you might have dropped

560
00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:40.000
<v Speaker 1>it on his foot.

561
00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:43.759
<v Speaker 2>Dropped or struck, because they're different actions. Because dropped on

562
00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:45.240
<v Speaker 2>the card it says striking.

563
00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:49.119
<v Speaker 1>So maybe he was just conducting very vigorous And it's

564
00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:52.799
<v Speaker 1>true because they theyple with a thwack. Yeah, it is

565
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:56.759
<v Speaker 1>true me if I did I clever that you do

566
00:32:56.920 --> 00:32:58.720
<v Speaker 1>know a lot of stuff, or you're just being very

567
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:00.839
<v Speaker 1>lucky with your guess is and being good, or.

568
00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:03.039
<v Speaker 2>I've read the answer to the questions already. That's enough

569
00:33:03.079 --> 00:33:05.880
<v Speaker 2>for now. Coming up after this shortbreak, miss brings us

570
00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:08.200
<v Speaker 2>a look into the more creative side of his mind

571
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:20.119
<v Speaker 2>as we go into crafty Queens. You're watching Mister and

572
00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:22.599
<v Speaker 2>Mike and chewing they cud. This is the time when

573
00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:24.559
<v Speaker 2>we take a moment to relax and do something a

574
00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:26.759
<v Speaker 2>little more sedate in Crafty Queens.

575
00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:40.279
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to show you some lovely ingredients here

576
00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:42.839
<v Speaker 1>and little items and bits and bobs and see what

577
00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:45.839
<v Speaker 1>we can make with it. You should have in front

578
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:50.000
<v Speaker 1>of your some vinegar. I have some vinegar. Mm hm.

579
00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:53.480
<v Speaker 1>So you should also have two piles of powder on

580
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:56.599
<v Speaker 1>you and no credit card. No, no, not, it's it's

581
00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:59.960
<v Speaker 1>not these are these are not that kind of stuff

582
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:04.920
<v Speaker 1>since no, we have bicarbony soda which is a crystally

583
00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:09.039
<v Speaker 1>one I believe, and baking powder which is the non

584
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:14.079
<v Speaker 1>crystally one. Okay, you'll also have a little plastic glove

585
00:34:14.280 --> 00:34:18.280
<v Speaker 1>and some balloons. Yes, I don't have all other things.

586
00:34:18.880 --> 00:34:22.400
<v Speaker 1>So how would you like to make a puffer fish?

587
00:34:24.280 --> 00:34:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Are we making it so that we can eat it? No,

588
00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:29.719
<v Speaker 1>it's not to eat, it's just to look pretty and

589
00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:34.239
<v Speaker 1>are kind of fun. Okay, basically you've got some. You'll

590
00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:36.920
<v Speaker 1>probably want to decorate it first. So if you want

591
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:39.280
<v Speaker 1>to take one of your balloons, and you should have

592
00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:42.280
<v Speaker 1>a little felt tip. I do have a tip, yes,

593
00:34:42.519 --> 00:34:44.639
<v Speaker 1>And if you just want to take your balloon and

594
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:48.000
<v Speaker 1>somewhere on the on the round bit of it for

595
00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:50.719
<v Speaker 1>a little smiley face, and that be your puffer fish,

596
00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:58.280
<v Speaker 1>couple of eyes and a little smile. They've got a

597
00:34:58.360 --> 00:35:00.880
<v Speaker 1>few balloons here, so you can a couple of times

598
00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:03.559
<v Speaker 1>just in case, just in case the first one doesn't work.

599
00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:05.880
<v Speaker 1>Is that because you expect you to do them wrong?

600
00:35:06.440 --> 00:35:10.039
<v Speaker 1>I expect you to do it wrong. I'm just being

601
00:35:10.119 --> 00:35:12.639
<v Speaker 1>prepared and efficient change.

602
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.440
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, given me a faulty felt tip.

603
00:35:19.079 --> 00:35:21.519
<v Speaker 1>Well, a poor workman blames their tools.

604
00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:28.119
<v Speaker 2>There, says someone that's given them work on poor tools. Okay,

605
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:29.880
<v Speaker 2>that's some sort of faces on them.

606
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:32.639
<v Speaker 1>You've got, you've got some, leave those to drive, put

607
00:35:32.679 --> 00:35:35.400
<v Speaker 1>them aside for the moment, and then I want you

608
00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:39.519
<v Speaker 1>to get your gloves into this.

609
00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:43.239
<v Speaker 2>We puffed her hand and say, prepare yourself.

610
00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:49.519
<v Speaker 1>You have a very filthy mind. It's probably a good

611
00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:52.159
<v Speaker 1>idea to give it a bit of a blow, just

612
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:53.159
<v Speaker 1>to open it up wide.

613
00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:56.599
<v Speaker 2>I've already opened it up wide with my fists, because

614
00:35:56.639 --> 00:35:57.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm a gentle lover.

615
00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm more delicate than that by just blowing a light

616
00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:05.760
<v Speaker 1>lease across it with my lips. Anyway, if you want

617
00:36:05.800 --> 00:36:07.639
<v Speaker 1>to take your vinegar, I've got mine in a mug

618
00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:11.079
<v Speaker 1>here and pour that in through the glove, okay, nice

619
00:36:11.119 --> 00:36:12.639
<v Speaker 1>and delicately. I don't want you to look am I

620
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:15.800
<v Speaker 1>aiming for a finger? Well? We want to do too

621
00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:19.760
<v Speaker 1>of these, so try to get in two fingers. Mine's

622
00:36:19.800 --> 00:36:21.679
<v Speaker 1>gone a little bit floppy all over the place. I've

623
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:26.599
<v Speaker 1>got three fingers, and I've got three balloons. Go three fingers, okay,

624
00:36:26.840 --> 00:36:30.440
<v Speaker 1>And you'll want to tie these off with some elastic bands,

625
00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:33.320
<v Speaker 1>which you should have. Let's turn them off elastic back.

626
00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:35.159
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm going to go slightly different to w how

627
00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:37.320
<v Speaker 2>you're doing it. Then I'm going to do one one

628
00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:39.800
<v Speaker 2>at a time so I don't have the potential of

629
00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:42.519
<v Speaker 2>leaky vinegar flying everywhere.

630
00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:46.679
<v Speaker 1>I am having leaky vinegar but yes, you want to

631
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:51.119
<v Speaker 1>just capture all that vinegar into some of the fingers

632
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:58.760
<v Speaker 1>and just take that loss ah, and try not to

633
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<v Speaker 1>spill any more of it. And I already have. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a very big elastic band that for time this are

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear, let's see.

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<v Speaker 2>I have had a slight spillage of vinegar.

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<v Speaker 1>There is quite a strong smell. I'm gonna have fish

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<v Speaker 1>and chips later on tonight. Now I don't know why

639
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<v Speaker 1>I'm inspired to do that, but we'll do. But yes,

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<v Speaker 1>if you just use the elastic band to tie that

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<v Speaker 1>off and trap the vinegar a finger, that becomes a

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<v Speaker 1>nice little, nice little pocket, a pocket, a pocket of vinegar,

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00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:45.320
<v Speaker 1>pockets vinegar, polly, pocket of vinegar, poofed. Okay, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing over there?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm okay, I'm almost completely Does it need to be

646
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<v Speaker 2>quite taught or quite loose?

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<v Speaker 1>It needs to be quite full A nice full followup

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<v Speaker 1>of vinegar and a finger so really puffed up like that. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that'll do it. Oh oh, I can taste it through

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<v Speaker 1>me nose. That's not good? Is it? We have to

651
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<v Speaker 1>do to um just in case the first one doesn't work? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but yes, I'm struggling with the second finger before. So

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<v Speaker 1>you should have these two little separate droplets now, but

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<v Speaker 1>vinegar a little plastic bag. I do, indeed lovely. Right now,

655
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<v Speaker 1>you want to take your powders. We've got two different

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<v Speaker 1>powders here because we're going to test a little bit

657
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<v Speaker 1>of science, see which one works better. And I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to take your little balloons from earlier, the ones

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<v Speaker 1>with little faces on it, and fill one with one

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<v Speaker 1>powder baking powder, and fill the other one with the

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<v Speaker 1>bi carb zoder you say the word film, getting as

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<v Speaker 1>much as you can get a heft in there, a

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<v Speaker 1>hefty dose. Okay, it's going to be a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>difficult because we're having to do this by.

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<v Speaker 2>The pinch backup. That's a baking powder.

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<v Speaker 1>Either or just you know, sugar the rim a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit and try and get as much as you can

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<v Speaker 1>in the hole. But you don't you want me to

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<v Speaker 1>go and dry surely? Well, well you definitely do if

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<v Speaker 1>you can tease the hole a little bit wider before

671
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<v Speaker 1>you start trying to shove it all in. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>sufficient quantities in both there. Okay, Well I've only just

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<v Speaker 1>done the one. Might I get the other? And then

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<v Speaker 1>what do we do. Well, Once you've got your powder

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<v Speaker 1>in position, I want you to take your balloon, probably

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<v Speaker 1>give it a little bit of a blow first, just

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<v Speaker 1>to widen up the entrance. And then I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to take one of your little droplets from your finger

679
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<v Speaker 1>fingered gloves and pop it inside.

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<v Speaker 2>So one second, so you want me to blow air

681
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<v Speaker 2>into something with a powder in it, Well, stretch.

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<v Speaker 1>It open, then it, you know, because you need to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to get the finger in. Okay, Well I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just going you're not going to get the finger in

685
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<v Speaker 1>without you know, manipulating it a little bit. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you'll find it. Will It's a bit of brute force,

687
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<v Speaker 1>that's all you need. How have you managed to maintain

688
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<v Speaker 1>a partner?

689
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<v Speaker 2>Huh?

690
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:39.639
<v Speaker 1>How have you managed to manage to maintain a partner?

691
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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm the very dirty lead. Right once I've about

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<v Speaker 2>the lipid filled vessel inside to a tie off? Or do? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>If you will tie it off? Yes? Oh you're going

694
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<v Speaker 1>you're rushing ahead here.

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<v Speaker 2>You've asked me to insert something into a tight aperture.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, basically, how did you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's will powers away?

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<v Speaker 1>This is very successful? I am very successful. I keep

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<v Speaker 1>it up over with two fingers and shove it in. Oh, well,

702
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<v Speaker 1>I'm struggling to do the action.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just I just forced it open my fingers

704
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<v Speaker 2>like this, right, I just pop it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm trying to do that. You can see why

706
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<v Speaker 1>I'm single.

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<v Speaker 2>There's many reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, you want to get it in there delicately. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been a bit rough and I've got it in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's so tight, I know, but that's not nage

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<v Speaker 2>to get it in.

712
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<v Speaker 1>And I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>I have fully inserted into two.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you fully inserted? Okay? So oh gold? Right there

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Well, I've at least got one pufferfish sorted. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember remember what if you can't find any peen, vigime

717
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<v Speaker 1>or anything in between, be a crafty queen. So you

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<v Speaker 1>should have a little balloon with a little smiley face

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<v Speaker 1>on it. My looking pain, But I was not gentle,

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<v Speaker 1>No you weren't. So the trick is if you just

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<v Speaker 1>pop it on the table. I think mine's set off already.

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<v Speaker 1>Just give it a little whack, lock puffa fish ah proper,

723
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<v Speaker 1>blowing it up, hopefully not too much. Otherwise all the

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<v Speaker 1>electronics are going to go abroad. But yeah, look that's

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<v Speaker 1>a puffer fish.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's got very excited. Clever did Clever is a

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<v Speaker 2>strong word, clever and artistic, both words that I would

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<v Speaker 2>not use for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you've seen how to Do It, you can

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<v Speaker 1>try it at home. That's almost the end of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>but for now on screen you can see our contact details.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for watching, and we'll see you all next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye. Don't you dare No no, no no, get no