Speaker 1: You're watching you in the cud. We missed Kinsman, and
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Speaker 2: Roe, you will remember the experience and you'll remember the
Speaker 2: name Bert hur Fling and oh hi, you're watching you
Speaker 2: in the cud your lighthearted weekly look at the world
Speaker 2: through a very rainbow lens. I'm Mike ben In Rowe
Speaker 2: and with me today is our S and M Master. Sorry,
Speaker 2: dnm D and D Master. I don't know why I
Speaker 2: can't say that, miss Kinsman, Hello, missed Hello?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm not DT Badley? Is there a
Speaker 1: reason why?
Speaker 2: We are channeling Anastasia from the nineties, from the early
Speaker 2: two thousands.
Speaker 1: It's called are You out of Love? A very came
Speaker 1: I'm bringing you a story about something getting a bit
Speaker 1: of a refresh that's not just blue, it's not turquoise,
Speaker 1: it's not lapis, it's actually well, we'll tell you more
Speaker 1: about that later. But we will also get slap happy
Speaker 1: in Crafty Queens.
Speaker 2: And we even have a game you can play along
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Speaker 1: You can see the names of people who've reached out
Speaker 1: and touched our souls go along the bottom of the
Speaker 1: screen as Mike gets ready to bring us up to
Speaker 1: date on things you may have missed from the news
Speaker 1: in the buzz.
Speaker 2: Aw.
Speaker 1: You're a strong swimmer, fair to middling. It's been a
Speaker 1: while though, to be fair swimming quite often. No, No,
Speaker 1: a scare people, doggy paddle, I can believe you scaring people.
Speaker 2: This is a story about a dog who has worried
Speaker 2: the world. A world worrying dog with its with its
Speaker 2: water antics. Okay, and this is Pancake the puppy. Oh
Speaker 2: that's a cute name for a dog. Yeah, Pancake a
Speaker 2: golden retrie everything.
Speaker 1: Oh, golden retrievers are always cute.
Speaker 2: Okay, it could be something else.
Speaker 1: It's that big shaggy dog.
Speaker 2: But yeah, has worried the world as people could see
Speaker 2: it basically drowning at the bottom of a pool. Oh no,
Speaker 2: but quite happily doing so. There is the puppy at
Speaker 2: the bottom of the pool, wearing crocs. Wearing crocs and
Speaker 2: a fin.
Speaker 1: That's the more troubling thing. Save it drowning. It's wearing crocs.
Speaker 1: It's a crime against fashioncy you can it, says you.
Speaker 2: Right, So you can see pancake at the bottom of the pool.
Speaker 1: Another angle puppy there concerning no, yeah, very much. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: It's actually a fake pool. Okay, so the top is
Speaker 2: a very thin layer of water on glass. Oh, it
Speaker 2: was an art installation, it is. Yeah, so it looks
Speaker 2: like the puppy. Another dog is sat there underwater, but
Speaker 2: it isn't well technically is but not surrounded by water.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, I feel I feel relieved now.
Speaker 1: I was quite concerned then for a moment. But it
Speaker 1: still doesn't explain those crocs.
Speaker 2: Also wearing fins. You can't see it in this picture,
Speaker 2: but has a fin on the back, just like a shark.
Speaker 2: They are a puppy shark. Do do do Do do.
Speaker 1: Do, puppy shark, do do do do to do. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: That's going to be in my head for the rest
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 2: We least something is moving on. She's gagging on it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't even exist, right, our newest prime minister.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one that we've actually voted for. Rather yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're excited. I'm in two minds.
Speaker 2: I can't do worse.
Speaker 1: That is, that's the overriding thing. Cannot do worse.
Speaker 2: So did you ever hear about Dishy rishy early on
Speaker 2: in his career, when he was still before he showed
Speaker 2: out to be an absolute in my opinion.
Speaker 1: Well, considering most prime ministers, I've noticed this with all
Speaker 1: prime ministers at the beginning, relatively colored hair, at the
Speaker 1: end distinct gray.
Speaker 2: It's a high stress job.
Speaker 1: It is a high stress job.
Speaker 2: Tony Blair, right, was quite a handsome man when he
Speaker 2: first started being a Prime minister.
Speaker 1: Relatively speaking for ugly old white man.
Speaker 2: Yes, he was one of the youngest prime ministers we had,
Speaker 2: and he was he wasn't an non attractive.
Speaker 1: Guy, it's right. Yeah, Well, well, people.
Speaker 2: Are flooding their basements over gearce Armer, the stunner Starma,
Speaker 2: as has also been known. They're saying, with his high
Speaker 2: cheek bones and perfectly coft hair, he is definitely the
Speaker 2: dad at the playground you'll want to street daddy.
Speaker 1: So for that style of person, middle aged white guy,
Speaker 1: kind of like well that time has been kind to
Speaker 1: Time has been kind. I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1: If that's your thing, it's not everybody's cup of tea.
Speaker 2: No, but yeah, apparently he is is causing housewives up
Speaker 2: and down the nation to straddle and flicker bean m hmm.
Speaker 2: What was the problem with that, the straddling or the flicking,
Speaker 2: just the idea that they're doing it? Primate Wednesday, Primis's
Speaker 2: question time. As a surge in the national grid.
Speaker 1: You're kidding me just from plugging in all the vibe
Speaker 1: people don't plug the vibrators into the mains. Amateur. You
Speaker 1: called me an amateur. You should see mine change. It's
Speaker 1: made an awful mess down there.
Speaker 2: And if you find something that's as totally serious as
Speaker 2: news that you want to share with us, please do it.
Speaker 2: Is at the could TV on social media. And that
Speaker 2: brings us nicely to our story of the week, and
Speaker 2: this is a story.
Speaker 1: About self confessed girl mom kitty girl mom kitt is
Speaker 1: are we talking to somebody who considers themselves a mother
Speaker 1: because they have a pet?
Speaker 2: No, they're a girl mom, cat mum or a dogmam.
Speaker 2: They have a human being that's popped out of their flute.
Speaker 2: Basically kitty walls, which I think is a brilliant name
Speaker 2: for your stripper. It is it is a strip of
Speaker 2: egg yeah, or it gave me Victoria Wood flashbacks. She
Speaker 2: dressed up as a cow on a night out and
Speaker 2: basically served the gentleman her her lactations. So she's shaving
Speaker 2: serving shots of breast milk. Two gentlemen in the bar.
Speaker 2: What's with the face?
Speaker 1: It's milk? No I get that, but apparently it's it's
Speaker 1: and there's it's all of lean natural. But Kitty Walls,
Speaker 1: now it's just a lot going on.
Speaker 2: A lot more more because when she said, these blokes
Speaker 2: go wild for the stuff, right, one person they they
Speaker 2: doesn't have to spend any money. She takes a breast
Speaker 2: pump on a night out, and she has bought drinks.
Speaker 1: But it just as far as I'm aware, it doesn't
Speaker 1: takes for her. You can one as an adult.
Speaker 2: Well, people kept coming back from what one man, that
Speaker 2: guy in orange actually came back twice, right, and he's going, no,
Speaker 2: I love the stuff. I was breast fed cel seven.
Speaker 2: That makes sense, right, okay, one of the one of
Speaker 2: the people they're saying, not the guy in the orange
Speaker 2: doing it twice.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Once said, come on go home, kitty, it's past
Speaker 2: your bedtime, past you because cowsuit.
Speaker 1: And I think I have the crap gags you doo.
Speaker 2: One said that they were utterly impressed. Oh no, and
Speaker 2: he said them acting like it's worse than liquor that
Speaker 2: they're drinking.
Speaker 1: So it's awful doing shots lots and.
Speaker 2: Lots of positive reaction and people geming up to do
Speaker 2: shots of her boob extraction.
Speaker 1: Well, you know my usual. As long as it doesn't
Speaker 1: harm anyone and everybody's happy, fine, it's just it's just
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Well it's a little shot glasses, not a lot.
Speaker 1: No, I mean a lot going on this. This is
Speaker 1: this is a very mad, crazy thing. But if people
Speaker 1: are happy, let them, no problem with that.
Speaker 2: What I love is people have got so so far
Speaker 2: into the algorithm. Look, you can't even put the word
Speaker 2: breast milk without putting a three instead of any.
Speaker 1: Why it's so wrong with saying that? There's nothing breast
Speaker 1: is not a rude word. It's a perfectly natural thing.
Speaker 1: Allowed to say that on TV? Swear words are one thing,
Speaker 1: even if they are describing something completely natural and there's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with it. What about a pregnant fish? You
Speaker 1: can search that, you can google that. And that's the
Speaker 1: argument that we always used in primary school. We still
Speaker 1: never got away rough fast, rough ast primary school. Were
Speaker 1: you going to It's a very rough primary school. Don't
Speaker 1: let this voice confuse you. I'm not that posh. No
Speaker 1: one thought you were posh.
Speaker 2: Of course, is out of love you would like to
Speaker 2: be set free? Oh oh yeah, anyway, I've got into
Speaker 2: the Anastasia loop again.
Speaker 1: You really have because you're also wearing flares, which is
Speaker 1: I am wearing flares, but and and formal shoes. Flares
Speaker 1: and formal shoes. I'm going for a very sexy look.
Speaker 2: It's such a a shame you missed.
Speaker 1: That's all the boss this week.
Speaker 2: Thanks Mike.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I rely on you for advice
Speaker 1: about fashion.
Speaker 2: You don't and that's why you're wear an outfit. You're
Speaker 2: welcome stay right there. As coming up after this short break,
Speaker 2: Miss brings up to date with the celebrity news in showbiz.
Speaker 1: Oh, welcome back.
Speaker 2: You're watching you in the CUD and this is the
Speaker 2: part of the show where we look into the what's,
Speaker 2: who's and who's what's in the world of celebrity and
Speaker 2: media in the showbiz we missed.
Speaker 1: Some people are easily amused, aren't they. We've got a
Speaker 1: little witch as a switch. We've got more important things
Speaker 1: to be focusing on, like what like the show is news?
Speaker 1: So are you ready for my first story? So our
Speaker 1: first story kesher she's back? Did she woke up this
Speaker 1: morning feeling like p Diddy?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe your teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels,
Speaker 2: I'd us a tooth.
Speaker 1: He knows all the lyrics, don't he know? She's been
Speaker 1: away for what. She's not released any songs for for
Speaker 1: a while because there was this whole issue with the
Speaker 1: producer that she was working for, and nothing was actually
Speaker 1: confirmed or anything. But it's been settled out of court,
Speaker 1: I believe, and she can get back to doing things,
Speaker 1: which is great and glad to have her back. She
Speaker 1: also had a bit of an injury. She damaged her
Speaker 1: a c L and I've I've had similar problems myself,
Speaker 1: so I know how terrible that injury is.
Speaker 2: Just sit on an inflatable ring for a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks if you.
Speaker 1: Brew no, no, I had my acl my set well,
Speaker 1: she's tore her as I severed myne. I don't know
Speaker 1: al it's the little ligament that runs through your knee,
Speaker 1: so if you damage that really badly.
Speaker 2: You're like that, yes, right, is that why you fall
Speaker 2: off stages?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no jokes. It is really a very very
Speaker 1: painful thing. I didn't walk for about a year altogether
Speaker 1: because of surgery and all that kind so I understand
Speaker 1: her pain.
Speaker 2: I didn't walk for about a year. There was a newer.
Speaker 1: This is a personal he's making light of my trauma.
Speaker 1: Not trauma.
Speaker 2: You have to look at your outfit.
Speaker 1: This is fashion anyway. Kesha. She's really when you look
Speaker 1: at it. Been out of the game, prop fully for
Speaker 1: about ten years, right, so now she's come back and
Speaker 1: look at her. She's absolutely stunning and an amazing artist.
Speaker 1: That's a comic. I believe you can tell how what
Speaker 1: what gave it away? The big San Diego. She looks
Speaker 1: great and she started to release new songs. The new
Speaker 1: song which released is called joy Ride, which is quite good.
Speaker 1: I love it. Oh, are you enjoying it?
Speaker 2: I enjoy the song. I listened to it on the
Speaker 2: radio and they have to beap and that many different words.
Speaker 2: It's I thought that there's a problem with my car
Speaker 2: crib alonggoing Oh, there's a problem with that audio.
Speaker 1: It keeps cutting it. No, they're swear words.
Speaker 2: Because not on the whole thing where they play it
Speaker 2: backwards and masket, they've just cut the noise.
Speaker 1: Kesha's songs for me are always growers, Like I don't
Speaker 1: tend to like them the first couple of hearings, but
Speaker 1: then when it ends up in play and it just
Speaker 1: kept coming back, it's like, oh, I get it now,
Speaker 1: they're built. Kesha songs always builders for me. But anyway,
Speaker 1: it's been ten years. She's she's grown, she's she's changed,
Speaker 1: she's womaned, she's she's a womaned, she's womaned. But you
Speaker 1: change over that over at that time appear. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: now people have come out on the internet, as they
Speaker 1: will do, trolling her, saying, oh you're all fat now
Speaker 1: you don't look that good as you used to. Exactly
Speaker 1: look at her. She is hot, absol bloody lately, she's stunning.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry if I was, If that's fat, I wish
Speaker 2: I was that fat, not this fat.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the whole body shaming thing, and she had
Speaker 1: a really good comeback to and really good attitude to have. Okay,
Speaker 1: what she said to it was this, I didn't think
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four people still body shamed. I am
Speaker 1: so proud of my body. She's been through a lot,
Speaker 1: She's torn her acl on stage, but still finished the show.
Speaker 1: She held my looking broken heart together. She's a beautiful
Speaker 1: way of thinking about your own body. And then she
Speaker 1: followed that up to those who think of shaming me,
Speaker 1: who actually make me feel very, very powerful. So to you,
Speaker 1: I hope one day you feel whole enough to not
Speaker 1: tear another woman down in the meantime, hates me harder,
Speaker 1: bitch beautiful comeback. So yeah, I hats off to the
Speaker 1: lady and glad to have you back. Kesha. There's a
Speaker 1: tweet that's gone out that shows a side by side
Speaker 1: image of Hunter Shaffer and Emma Darcy. Okay, two wonderful actors,
Speaker 1: and all it is is that there is a post
Speaker 1: and underneath it it reads Hunter Shaffer and Emma Darsie
Speaker 1: of Vampire rom Com When question mark because in this
Speaker 1: tweet you see these two actors in quite sexy leather
Speaker 1: gear and they do look do look good, and they
Speaker 1: do look like they could be in a vampire rom com.
Speaker 1: Hunter Shaffer has responded to this tweet, which has made
Speaker 1: it go viral, and they've even been questioned about it
Speaker 1: during an interview. But there's nothing to it that there's
Speaker 1: no vampire rom com There's no, it's just it's just
Speaker 1: a couple of pictures. Why is there no vampire romecome?
Speaker 2: And they should be That's that's what the appeal is really,
Speaker 2: and Hunter schaff is all all up for it.
Speaker 1: They've absolutely gone for it. So Hunter said yes, but
Speaker 1: based on absolutely nothing. It's just a tweet from a fan.
Speaker 1: Hunter said, no.
Speaker 2: What was the other person saying, I've forgotten what has
Speaker 2: em said about this?
Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing because there's nothing to say.
Speaker 2: Well, you see, there is there's the art of saying
Speaker 2: no about things. No, that's not true. It's nice, but no,
Speaker 2: not saying no. I'm not saying it's not saying it's
Speaker 2: not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I could say I'm having a torrid affair with Michael Keaton. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know why Michael ket No, it's no.
Speaker 2: No, that's Patrick Swayzy. So yeah, there's an exclusive for
Speaker 2: this episode. If you're in the cud mist is apparently
Speaker 2: having an affair with Michael Keane. Well apparently he didn't
Speaker 2: say no, so therefore it must be true. I didn't
Speaker 2: say it must be true. I said it leads a
Speaker 2: possibility that could be true. There's no possibility that's true.
Speaker 1: Do you know why?
Speaker 2: Because Michael Keaton is heterosexual and has eyes, it wouldn't
Speaker 2: be the first heterosexual that.
Speaker 1: Did. We hear the penny drop for everybody else?
Speaker 2: Got another story for us they missed.
Speaker 1: I really don't know why I do this show. I
Speaker 1: really don't. Moving on to the third thing.
Speaker 2: Are you a fan of the film The Devil Worst
Speaker 2: A little bit? I mean I've started a new diet
Speaker 2: and every time I start to feel little bit faint,
Speaker 2: I eat a cub of cheese.
Speaker 1: That's a quote from the film. Yes, I'm aware. It's
Speaker 1: been a long time since I watched it, but I
Speaker 1: am aware. Anyway, recently, the three main actresses they were
Speaker 1: at the SAG SAG Awards. Do we just say SAG?
Speaker 2: I don't know what the ESSAGY Awards are Screen Actors
Speaker 2: guilds Okay, so I'm not going So you have the
Speaker 2: biggest prolapse congratulations.
Speaker 1: They're at the Screen Actors again, and it's a very
Speaker 1: big thing having the three of them together presenting and
Speaker 1: presenting awards. They were presenting what was It Again? And
Speaker 1: Hathaway Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep and Emily Brunt and the
Speaker 1: main headliners of The Devil Wears Prada. They're at the
Speaker 1: Saga Awards presenting the award for the Best Comedy Series,
Speaker 1: and they had a bit of to and fro and
Speaker 1: a little references to the film. That's where they are,
Speaker 1: and it was very fun, very lighthearted. But of course
Speaker 1: there's always speculation is there going to be another one? Well,
Speaker 1: good news, apparently there is. It's in the works, not
Speaker 1: fully gone through, it's still in developments, but there's a
Speaker 1: whole thing about Apparently. The plot is going to be
Speaker 1: Miranda Priestley. She is to the end of her career
Speaker 1: and the magazine medium is dying out in favor of
Speaker 1: things for the Internet, etc. And her old assistant comes
Speaker 1: to her aid and helps it helps solve the issue,
Speaker 1: save the magazine.
Speaker 2: Oh call me Natalie Umbrullia, I'm torn. I love The
Speaker 2: Devil Wes Prada. It is such a brilliant film.
Speaker 1: It is iconic. It's it's a classic, epically.
Speaker 2: Acted, funny as shit, right, brilliant story up and at
Speaker 2: a great happy ending for right. It's complete, it's it's
Speaker 2: it's seminal to say, I think they should just leave
Speaker 2: it alone.
Speaker 1: There are Yeah, there are some times where leaving it
Speaker 1: alone like people might be wanting more, but leave them
Speaker 1: wanting more, and I get that. I think the big
Speaker 1: key issue is that it's still in development, so that
Speaker 1: plot idea may not be the final plot idea. It's not.
Speaker 1: I know that the original was based on a book
Speaker 1: of the same name, so, but I don't know if
Speaker 1: that book has a sequel that they could base a
Speaker 1: second movie on.
Speaker 2: Because that book was based on can I say Anna
Speaker 2: Winter that working for an a Winter who had a
Speaker 2: vogue and there was head of a worldwide publishing house,
Speaker 2: and it was very much that that was her stick.
Speaker 2: She was hard to work for. What you say, I
Speaker 2: was a Winter's assistant and you could walk into any job.
Speaker 2: So it was based on that kind of character. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's still a fictional story. Yeah, but based I
Speaker 2: don't know if there is a follow up fictionalized story
Speaker 2: that they could base a second film over. But the
Speaker 2: clinture is we don't know where Anne Hathaway is in this.
Speaker 2: We know that Emily Blunt and Meryl Streep are up
Speaker 2: for it, and that they're developing something around those two characters,
Speaker 2: but the protagonist of the first movie is Andy, and
Speaker 2: if they maybe have his new protagonist, that might bring
Speaker 2: it new, fresh look and fresh. I always get very
Speaker 2: worried when they bring everybody back for a sequel. It's
Speaker 2: like the stories will complete. But I think it's quite
Speaker 2: an exciting prospect. And if it's going to get through
Speaker 2: development and be good, let it go through development and
Speaker 2: be good.
Speaker 1: But that's all I have for you in the show
Speaker 1: Buz News this week.
Speaker 2: Thanks for that, missed, I should say that's all well,
Speaker 2: stay tuned. Apparently it's the nineteen nineties, because coming up
Speaker 2: we have a game to play in our Game of
Speaker 2: the week.
Speaker 1: Why did you just do that?
Speaker 2: Anyway, welcome back to you in the cud Are you
Speaker 2: with me? Mike benin Roe and then miss Kinsman. This
Speaker 2: part of the show is where we play a little game.
Speaker 2: But before I dismiss you, off to your enchanted grotto? Okay,
Speaker 2: broom cub. This weekend it was Sparkle, which is the
Speaker 2: trans non binary event that happens in Manchester. We have
Speaker 2: a clip of some of the fun and frivility.
Speaker 1: I get my Heart again.
Speaker 2: A Bally Believe, Let's them my Heart again. My cat Bety.
Speaker 1: Roman here alone makes me think of to such a cause.
Speaker 1: I've been to jog at last like a coin and
Speaker 1: bok get.
Speaker 2: Tossed roll the coin to.
Speaker 1: Hello Jona from mere Sparkle weekends.
Speaker 3: And we are obviously hugely relieved that we're not going
Speaker 3: to Tory government anymore. But we have to push labor
Speaker 3: to properly to support our trans siblings. We got to
Speaker 3: write to them and protest and tell where street to
Speaker 3: get a silly boy, silly silly, silly boy.
Speaker 2: Looks like a lot of people had a great time.
Speaker 1: H it's a good event.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of people celebrating their trans and non binary selves.
Speaker 1: Did you have a good time?
Speaker 2: I had a great time because my partner is non binary.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: So you know, going along and celebrating themselves and sharing
Speaker 2: their experiences and stuff.
Speaker 1: It was great. Was that a good space for them? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because it's a safe space and you get
Speaker 2: to be all with your siblings and it's trans and
Speaker 2: non binary joy is probably my favorite kind of queer joy.
Speaker 1: Don't forget that it's trans pride in Brighton on the twentieth.
Speaker 1: So if you haven't made plans to go yet get
Speaker 1: them sorted. Yes, and of course it is Leads Pride
Speaker 1: on the twenty first. But now to our game, and
Speaker 1: this one is for the man who once used an
Speaker 1: appendage of a partner to well. I can't really say
Speaker 1: what it was going to do, but it involves a
Speaker 1: lot of loup off your pop missed in your own time,
Speaker 1: day of the week. So this week we're going to
Speaker 1: play a game of myth or no myth. And this
Speaker 1: one is for myth that's weird to say. It's got
Speaker 1: a selection of cards and basically going to ask me
Speaker 1: a question.
Speaker 2: I have to work out whether it's true or a
Speaker 2: dirty lie.
Speaker 1: It's an exciting game. I don't know if you're ready
Speaker 1: for it. Anyway, I would like to pick the letter
Speaker 1: M M Mike and then M for Mike. Okay, but
Speaker 1: here we go. So athletics in the ancient Olympics used
Speaker 1: to be executed as punishment for making a false Oh
Speaker 1: hang on, Sorr, I've read that wrong. To apologize, it's
Speaker 1: because I've not got my actual glasses on. I'm wearing
Speaker 1: my sunglasses, which don't allow me to read things promptly.
Speaker 1: It's going well, isn't it right? Myth or no myth.
Speaker 1: Athletes in ancient in the ancient Olympics used to be
Speaker 1: executed as a punishment for making a false start myth
Speaker 1: or no myth. That's true? Are you sure? I ain't
Speaker 1: saying it's true. It's it's it's a myth. Eat lies. No,
Speaker 1: it didn't happen. Well, as far as we know. It
Speaker 1: was an ancient Olympics, so they did used.
Speaker 2: To be completely naked. And also at the time, small
Speaker 2: penises were attractive.
Speaker 1: I know people have always told me I'm ugly. Would
Speaker 1: you like another letter? You know that that changed, right?
Speaker 1: Would you like another letter? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I would like I'd like it a why for Yankee? Oh,
Speaker 2: you're working away along the list very much in order.
Speaker 1: I like this. It's efficient, okay, in proportion to its size,
Speaker 1: the height of a flea jump is equivalent to a
Speaker 1: human jumping over the Empire State Building. That's true. It
Speaker 1: is true. It's true. I remember that from a Scouting
Speaker 1: for Boys Book of Facts.
Speaker 2: And I know that to be true Scouting for Boys
Speaker 2: Book of Facts.
Speaker 1: Yes, I used to be a scout. I was a
Speaker 1: cub and then I was a scout. Uh huh. I
Speaker 1: know how to whittlewood and make a fire. Would you
Speaker 1: like another letter? And how do you make this fire?
Speaker 2: From whittling the wood and then rubbing it together? You
Speaker 2: rub your wood together with other boys, and it got
Speaker 2: your hot. I like the letter tea for tangle please.
Speaker 1: Well, I've got three te's because myth has a tea
Speaker 1: and truth has two teas? Which which two teas? Which tea?
Speaker 2: I like? All the tea's no shape?
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll go for a triple. Then how is that
Speaker 1: actually going to work? Well, I'll read all three of them,
Speaker 1: and you have to go in order which one is right,
Speaker 1: and remember which one they came in. Okay, we'll do
Speaker 1: it that way because it sounds complicated and dramatic. Identical
Speaker 1: twins have identical fingerprints. Now after the Soviet news prey
Speaker 1: newspaper for Vada, I think that's how it's pronounced. Complained
Speaker 1: that there were no Russians on the USS Enterprise and
Speaker 1: the TV series Star Trek the character that instant Chekhov
Speaker 1: was introduced. Now and elephants can remain standing after death.
Speaker 2: True, So it's lie lie true.
Speaker 1: Bang on, You're you're quite good at that. We tried
Speaker 1: to test the Trekking.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Chekhov was put in by so it's Daisilu Productions, right,
Speaker 2: and they wanted to have a diverse cast. And because
Speaker 2: it's the height of the Cold War, what they were
Speaker 2: saying was that in this in this era, all of
Speaker 2: that idea has disappeared, right, and that you know, Rhians
Speaker 2: and Americans can work together quite happily. And that's because
Speaker 2: Lucille Ball was continually accused of being a Communist because
Speaker 2: her stepfather was a member of the Communist Party, even
Speaker 2: though she was technically because she signed the paper that
Speaker 2: he told her to sign, but didn't actually want to
Speaker 2: be a Communist and didn't go twenty.
Speaker 1: Hours or anything.
Speaker 2: Next week on NERD Corner, just before she died, she
Speaker 2: was offered not on poppers. Once she started trekking off.
Speaker 2: They can't stop.
Speaker 1: This is a Lucille Ball thing.
Speaker 2: Really, there's a reason why Mi carl Is called Lucille.
Speaker 2: What letter would you like next, Mike, I'd like one tea.
Speaker 1: You'd like one tea. We'll go to the first tea, Okay,
Speaker 1: one in the pack. America's suicide rate went up during
Speaker 1: the Great Depression of the nineteen thirties was very depressed,
Speaker 1: you're correct.
Speaker 2: It was the stock market that was depressed, not the people. Yes,
Speaker 2: some people committed suicide quite spectacularly by jumping off the
Speaker 2: top of the tall buildings, but that was quite rare.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of useless trivia, don't ye.
Speaker 2: I'm useful in a pub quiz if I'm sober, which doesn't.
Speaker 1: Happen in pub quizz? Is that often?
Speaker 2: You're one of those children that just had books of facts,
Speaker 2: weren't you?
Speaker 1: Now? But your favorite thing at Christmas was to get
Speaker 1: the Guinness Booker records.
Speaker 2: Well I never had a copy.
Speaker 1: Who missed out? Next letter?
Speaker 2: And polymth I learned this next letter?
Speaker 1: Yes, I want a h well to hate. You really
Speaker 1: are going along in order, aren't you. Actress Jane Mansfield
Speaker 1: was decapitated in a car crash that claimed her life. False.
Speaker 1: It's not true. No, it's not true. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: There was an actress who did get her scarf trapped
Speaker 1: around the back wheel of the car and it knocked
Speaker 1: her red off, But I can't remember the name of
Speaker 1: the actress. It wasn't James James Mansfield.
Speaker 2: Lumber called that in a boat.
Speaker 1: Lovely celebrity death. Well everything to reflect on. Ummm so
Speaker 1: next letter.
Speaker 2: H H. I'd take you the back end h of
Speaker 2: the last word the first h.
Speaker 1: First nature, lightning starts more forest fires than people do.
Speaker 2: Now, it's not true, he's true, not true, he's true.
Speaker 2: Lightning happens, right, thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening.
Speaker 1: Bee her galileo, galileo.
Speaker 2: No, it happens because of a scary beef. Right, because
Speaker 2: they're fluffy, they're rubed together, very very frightening. That right,
Speaker 2: happens when it rains and wet wood doesn't catch fire.
Speaker 1: That well, well, what can I tell you? There are
Speaker 1: the facts according to you, and there's the facts according
Speaker 1: to these cards.
Speaker 2: I'd like to go for a tea, please, bob another tea?
Speaker 1: Okay? Ooh, Princess Anne was once arrested for riding a
Speaker 1: horse on the hard shoulder of the truth. Truth. You
Speaker 1: said that as soon as I said Princess.
Speaker 2: Ann, Princess Anne got arrested.
Speaker 1: It's true. She did get arrested. She did, yes, but
Speaker 1: not for riding a horse on the hard shoulder of
Speaker 1: the m one. It's a myth that refume going to
Speaker 1: a Did she get arrested for them? I know that
Speaker 1: she did get arrested at some point for something. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure she did, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, guilty to one charge of having a dog
Speaker 2: dangerously out of control.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's I thought it was. I thought it
Speaker 1: was a vehicular crime. So I was I was wrong,
Speaker 1: and you were wrong too. We're both wrong together, and
Speaker 1: I think there's a learning experience there for all of us.
Speaker 2: Another letter, Yes, I want to teeth.
Speaker 1: Got another tea? When running out of tea, you keep
Speaker 1: drinking this much tea. The seventeenth century composer Jean Baptiste
Speaker 1: Lully died after striking himself in the foot with a
Speaker 1: baton whilst conducting. Were you there, I'm not that old,
Speaker 1: all that cultured. I don't really go to concerts anymore.
Speaker 2: Believe it striking himself in the foot with a baton?
Speaker 1: M hm?
Speaker 2: Was it a chocolate baton?
Speaker 1: No? I think it was one of the little sticks
Speaker 1: that he was conducting with, and you might have dropped
Speaker 1: it on his foot.
Speaker 2: Dropped or struck, because they're different actions. Because dropped on
Speaker 2: the card it says striking.
Speaker 1: So maybe he was just conducting very vigorous And it's
Speaker 1: true because they theyple with a thwack. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: true me if I did I clever that you do
Speaker 1: know a lot of stuff, or you're just being very
Speaker 1: lucky with your guess is and being good, or.
Speaker 2: I've read the answer to the questions already. That's enough
Speaker 2: for now. Coming up after this shortbreak, miss brings us
Speaker 2: a look into the more creative side of his mind
Speaker 2: as we go into crafty Queens. You're watching Mister and
Speaker 2: Mike and chewing they cud. This is the time when
Speaker 2: we take a moment to relax and do something a
Speaker 2: little more sedate in Crafty Queens.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to show you some lovely ingredients here
Speaker 1: and little items and bits and bobs and see what
Speaker 1: we can make with it. You should have in front
Speaker 1: of your some vinegar. I have some vinegar. Mm hm.
Speaker 1: So you should also have two piles of powder on
Speaker 1: you and no credit card. No, no, not, it's it's
Speaker 1: not these are these are not that kind of stuff
Speaker 1: since no, we have bicarbony soda which is a crystally
Speaker 1: one I believe, and baking powder which is the non
Speaker 1: crystally one. Okay, you'll also have a little plastic glove
Speaker 1: and some balloons. Yes, I don't have all other things.
Speaker 1: So how would you like to make a puffer fish?
Speaker 1: Are we making it so that we can eat it? No,
Speaker 1: it's not to eat, it's just to look pretty and
Speaker 1: are kind of fun. Okay, basically you've got some. You'll
Speaker 1: probably want to decorate it first. So if you want
Speaker 1: to take one of your balloons, and you should have
Speaker 1: a little felt tip. I do have a tip, yes,
Speaker 1: And if you just want to take your balloon and
Speaker 1: somewhere on the on the round bit of it for
Speaker 1: a little smiley face, and that be your puffer fish,
Speaker 1: couple of eyes and a little smile. They've got a
Speaker 1: few balloons here, so you can a couple of times
Speaker 1: just in case, just in case the first one doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Is that because you expect you to do them wrong?
Speaker 1: I expect you to do it wrong. I'm just being
Speaker 1: prepared and efficient change.
Speaker 2: So yeah, given me a faulty felt tip.
Speaker 1: Well, a poor workman blames their tools.
Speaker 2: There, says someone that's given them work on poor tools. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's some sort of faces on them.
Speaker 1: You've got, you've got some, leave those to drive, put
Speaker 1: them aside for the moment, and then I want you
Speaker 1: to get your gloves into this.
Speaker 2: We puffed her hand and say, prepare yourself.
Speaker 1: You have a very filthy mind. It's probably a good
Speaker 1: idea to give it a bit of a blow, just
Speaker 1: to open it up wide.
Speaker 2: I've already opened it up wide with my fists, because
Speaker 2: I'm a gentle lover.
Speaker 1: I'm more delicate than that by just blowing a light
Speaker 1: lease across it with my lips. Anyway, if you want
Speaker 1: to take your vinegar, I've got mine in a mug
Speaker 1: here and pour that in through the glove, okay, nice
Speaker 1: and delicately. I don't want you to look am I
Speaker 1: aiming for a finger? Well? We want to do too
Speaker 1: of these, so try to get in two fingers. Mine's
Speaker 1: gone a little bit floppy all over the place. I've
Speaker 1: got three fingers, and I've got three balloons. Go three fingers, okay,
Speaker 1: And you'll want to tie these off with some elastic bands,
Speaker 1: which you should have. Let's turn them off elastic back.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to go slightly different to w how
Speaker 2: you're doing it. Then I'm going to do one one
Speaker 2: at a time so I don't have the potential of
Speaker 2: leaky vinegar flying everywhere.
Speaker 1: I am having leaky vinegar but yes, you want to
Speaker 1: just capture all that vinegar into some of the fingers
Speaker 1: and just take that loss ah, and try not to
Speaker 1: spill any more of it. And I already have. It's
Speaker 1: a very big elastic band that for time this are
Speaker 1: Oh dear, let's see.
Speaker 2: I have had a slight spillage of vinegar.
Speaker 1: There is quite a strong smell. I'm gonna have fish
Speaker 1: and chips later on tonight. Now I don't know why
Speaker 1: I'm inspired to do that, but we'll do. But yes,
Speaker 1: if you just use the elastic band to tie that
Speaker 1: off and trap the vinegar a finger, that becomes a
Speaker 1: nice little, nice little pocket, a pocket, a pocket of vinegar,
Speaker 1: pockets vinegar, polly, pocket of vinegar, poofed. Okay, how are
Speaker 1: you doing over there?
Speaker 2: I'm okay, I'm almost completely Does it need to be
Speaker 2: quite taught or quite loose?
Speaker 1: It needs to be quite full A nice full followup
Speaker 1: of vinegar and a finger so really puffed up like that. Yes,
Speaker 1: that'll do it. Oh oh, I can taste it through
Speaker 1: me nose. That's not good? Is it? We have to
Speaker 1: do to um just in case the first one doesn't work? Okay,
Speaker 1: but yes, I'm struggling with the second finger before. So
Speaker 1: you should have these two little separate droplets now, but
Speaker 1: vinegar a little plastic bag. I do, indeed lovely. Right now,
Speaker 1: you want to take your powders. We've got two different
Speaker 1: powders here because we're going to test a little bit
Speaker 1: of science, see which one works better. And I want
Speaker 1: you to take your little balloons from earlier, the ones
Speaker 1: with little faces on it, and fill one with one
Speaker 1: powder baking powder, and fill the other one with the
Speaker 1: bi carb zoder you say the word film, getting as
Speaker 1: much as you can get a heft in there, a
Speaker 1: hefty dose. Okay, it's going to be a little bit
Speaker 1: difficult because we're having to do this by.
Speaker 2: The pinch backup. That's a baking powder.
Speaker 1: Either or just you know, sugar the rim a little
Speaker 1: bit and try and get as much as you can
Speaker 1: in the hole. But you don't you want me to
Speaker 1: go and dry surely? Well, well you definitely do if
Speaker 1: you can tease the hole a little bit wider before
Speaker 1: you start trying to shove it all in. I've got
Speaker 1: sufficient quantities in both there. Okay, Well I've only just
Speaker 1: done the one. Might I get the other? And then
Speaker 1: what do we do. Well, Once you've got your powder
Speaker 1: in position, I want you to take your balloon, probably
Speaker 1: give it a little bit of a blow first, just
Speaker 1: to widen up the entrance. And then I want you
Speaker 1: to take one of your little droplets from your finger
Speaker 1: fingered gloves and pop it inside.
Speaker 2: So one second, so you want me to blow air
Speaker 2: into something with a powder in it, Well, stretch.
Speaker 1: It open, then it, you know, because you need to
Speaker 1: be able to get the finger in. Okay, Well I'm
Speaker 1: just going you're not going to get the finger in
Speaker 1: without you know, manipulating it a little bit. I think
Speaker 1: you'll find it. Will It's a bit of brute force,
Speaker 1: that's all you need. How have you managed to maintain
Speaker 1: a partner?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: How have you managed to manage to maintain a partner?
Speaker 2: Because I'm the very dirty lead. Right once I've about
Speaker 2: the lipid filled vessel inside to a tie off? Or do? Yes?
Speaker 1: If you will tie it off? Yes? Oh you're going
Speaker 1: you're rushing ahead here.
Speaker 2: You've asked me to insert something into a tight aperture.
Speaker 1: Yes, basically, how did you do that?
Speaker 2: I do that?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Where's will powers away?
Speaker 1: This is very successful? I am very successful. I keep
Speaker 1: it up over with two fingers and shove it in. Oh, well,
Speaker 1: I'm struggling to do the action.
Speaker 2: So I just I just forced it open my fingers
Speaker 2: like this, right, I just pop it in.
Speaker 1: Well I'm trying to do that. You can see why
Speaker 1: I'm single.
Speaker 2: There's many reasons.
Speaker 1: But yes, you want to get it in there delicately. No,
Speaker 1: I've been a bit rough and I've got it in.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so tight, I know, but that's not nage
Speaker 2: to get it in.
Speaker 1: And I'm done.
Speaker 2: I have fully inserted into two.
Speaker 1: Were you fully inserted? Okay? So oh gold? Right there
Speaker 1: we go. Well, I've at least got one pufferfish sorted. Now.
Speaker 1: Remember remember what if you can't find any peen, vigime
Speaker 1: or anything in between, be a crafty queen. So you
Speaker 1: should have a little balloon with a little smiley face
Speaker 1: on it. My looking pain, But I was not gentle,
Speaker 1: No you weren't. So the trick is if you just
Speaker 1: pop it on the table. I think mine's set off already.
Speaker 1: Just give it a little whack, lock puffa fish ah proper,
Speaker 1: blowing it up, hopefully not too much. Otherwise all the
Speaker 1: electronics are going to go abroad. But yeah, look that's
Speaker 1: a puffer fish.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's got very excited. Clever did Clever is a
Speaker 2: strong word, clever and artistic, both words that I would
Speaker 2: not use for that.
Speaker 1: Well, if you've seen how to Do It, you can
Speaker 1: try it at home. That's almost the end of the show,
Speaker 1: but for now on screen you can see our contact details.
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Speaker 2: Thank you for watching, and we'll see you all next week.
Speaker 1: Bye. Don't you dare No no, no no, get no