WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.919 --> 00:00:04.440 Leaver Brothers, makers of lux Thought Itself, the screen star's 2 00:00:04.480 --> 00:00:07.280 own beauty, Soult Spry and other fine products. Bring you 3 00:00:07.440 --> 00:00:12.839 a Bob Hope Show. It's the Bob Hope Show with 4 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:15.800 Choris Page, Jack Kirkwood, I Ring Ryan, You're truly high, 5 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:17.679 have a back less brown and the band of an album, 6 00:00:17.879 --> 00:00:20.440 our special guest, Bing Crosby. And here he is the 7 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:23.120 mascot of the Cleveland Indians, the great White Nose. 8 00:00:23.440 --> 00:00:23.920 Bob ho. 9 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:37.000 Very much, Thank you Indians. How do you do it is? Gentlemen, 10 00:00:37.240 --> 00:00:39.000 This is Bob back in Hollywood on the first day 11 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:41.240 of Spring Hope telling you all that the long last 12 00:00:41.280 --> 00:00:43.640 spring is here, the romantic season we all hold there 13 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:46.200 when a young man's fancy turns to what Alvin Barkley 14 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:54.759 has been thinking about all year. Yes, sir, it's great 15 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:56.759 to be back in Los Angeles. Mayor Barne was at 16 00:00:56.759 --> 00:00:58.520 the airport to greet me. He gave me the airwork 17 00:00:58.600 --> 00:01:03.280 to the city at Paramount. Had a bunch of big 18 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:07.159 shots waiting for my plane, but they all missed. When 19 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:09.319 I arrived back, I heard three bands playing and saw 20 00:01:09.439 --> 00:01:12.000 fifteen giant search lights. I said, in my honor, guys 21 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:13.719 that know they just opened a salami counter in the 22 00:01:13.719 --> 00:01:19.439 wrex Saal drug store. I've been playing in Vaunave the 23 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:21.599 last three weeks and the audiences were wonderful. I won't 24 00:01:21.680 --> 00:01:23.359 say how they received me, but after the first show 25 00:01:23.359 --> 00:01:27.000 I took out insurance with Prudential. After the second show, 26 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:32.000 Prudential took out insurance with Metropolitan. But I don't mind traveling. 27 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:33.519 I've done a lot of flying. I don't think there's 28 00:01:33.519 --> 00:01:35.439 a seat on the United Airlines. I haven't been under. 29 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:42.879 When we took off from New York to Steward As 30 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:44.719 bellied me into my seat. I still don't know what 31 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:46.359 it was that I said to her, but it was 32 00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:51.319 a great trip. I sort of sneaks up on you 33 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:56.040 and you hate yourself for staying there. They had a 34 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:58.480 one of a trip. Less Brown's boys really loved to fly. 35 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:00.959 You should have seen him a driving at the airport 36 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:04.159 and climbing to fifteen thousand feet and Less calling him 37 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:06.680 back to wait for the plane. 38 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:07.879 You know, when you. 39 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:13.199 Thank you, we don't work this way for a while. 40 00:02:14.599 --> 00:02:16.280 You know, when you travel with a band, you find 41 00:02:16.319 --> 00:02:18.840 out what a great union the musicians have. Instead of 42 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:21.120 an airline hostess, we had Patrillo in a tight skirt. 43 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:25.639 Wes Brown is looking for a new tuba player. The 44 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:27.280 old one was used to traveling by a bus and 45 00:02:27.319 --> 00:02:33.800 got out to stretch his legs over Syracuse and we 46 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:37.080 almost lost Eddie the sax player. Over Ohio. A flying 47 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:38.840 saucer went by, and he leaned out of the window 48 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:43.080 and tried to drink out of it. It was so 49 00:02:43.159 --> 00:02:45.360 smoky inside the plane. And Negle flew along for three 50 00:02:45.400 --> 00:02:47.680 hundred miles looking in a window. He thought it was television. 51 00:02:55.080 --> 00:03:00.120 He wanted an introduction to Frankie Lane's Wild Goose. It 52 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:02.000 was a real great trip, and the band treated me 53 00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:03.360 like I was one of them. They even let me 54 00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:05.319 play a game with them on the plane. Blind Man's 55 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:10.039 bluff for the door open. You know, the Cleveland Indians 56 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:11.879 are here in the audience the night to see the show, 57 00:03:12.360 --> 00:03:14.199 and it said, we certainly want to welcome them. It's 58 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:15.960 nice to see you boys. You know the boys have 59 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:18.599 been town for spring training. That means no drinking, no smoking, 60 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:21.240 and no girls. Look at their condition. Digger Odell has 61 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:26.759 been founding them with a baskets for three days. The 62 00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:28.639 Indians are a wealthy team. You know, they don't lay 63 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:30.919 off during the winter. They run around the country yelling Pontiac, 64 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:40.159 fine car. But the boys look good to me. These 65 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:42.280 boys are taking off so much weight the spring training. 66 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:45.199 Yesterday Budrow slid in the third and his uniform was 67 00:03:45.280 --> 00:03:50.039 just rounding second. But I love baseball. Where else could 68 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:52.199 you find eighteen men running around in the diamond except 69 00:03:52.199 --> 00:04:01.159 in Olie Kahn's house. I think they'll have a big season, 70 00:04:01.159 --> 00:04:03.080 And this year I had a plan where Cleveland couldn't 71 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:05.560 lose a single ball game. But happy Chandler is that 72 00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:09.360 I couldn't take a gun into the bleachers I heard of. 73 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:20.480 You know, hi. 74 00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:22.360 I think dress up parties are so much fun. 75 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:24.600 Well, there are some men always thinks formal dress is 76 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:26.480 too much trouble, But then it is nice to see 77 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:27.800 the ladies looking they're prettiest. 78 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:29.600 You should have been at the party I went through 79 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:32.879 the other night, So many lovely gowns, most of them. 80 00:04:32.759 --> 00:04:33.439 Off the shoulders. 81 00:04:33.439 --> 00:04:35.040 Well, it's an interested bystander doors. 82 00:04:35.079 --> 00:04:35.839 I'm for that. 83 00:04:35.959 --> 00:04:38.839 Women are dressing up more now for dinner, theater and dancing, 84 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:41.439 So a girl should be extra grateful for the beauty 85 00:04:41.480 --> 00:04:44.319 care that keeps arms and shoulders looking soft and smooth. 86 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:46.879 By that, you mean the so lovely screen stars like 87 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:47.759 yourself depend on. 88 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:51.000 Of course, I'm thinking of that new bath size Lux 89 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:54.040 Tourid itself a lux soap. 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And the grain defishionish. 111 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:02.120 And that was the start of the friscal Quaid. 112 00:06:03.839 --> 00:06:06.240 Life was cheering in the. 113 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:12.519 Goodle day long, ma, do you remember? Do you remember? 114 00:06:13.319 --> 00:06:14.879 Well? Do we young match? 115 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:27.600 Oh? 116 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:30.920 Real, Paul, he said, arcc his wedding anniversary. 117 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:32.079 How are you sing? 118 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:32.360 Oh? 119 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:39.519 I don't know, Ma, I can't kick my age. My 120 00:06:39.600 --> 00:06:40.800 leg's laving to fall off. 121 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:43.959 Well, you ain't as heard as your word back around 122 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:44.600 nineteen ten. 123 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:46.560 You're right, mal. Back in them days, I was a 124 00:06:46.600 --> 00:06:49.600 high flyer, hey, I said, I was a high flyer. 125 00:06:50.040 --> 00:06:52.800 Yes, but about five years ago one of your motors 126 00:06:52.839 --> 00:06:55.000 called out. 127 00:06:56.040 --> 00:06:57.639 Don't forget I've been bucking a headwind. 128 00:07:01.519 --> 00:07:05.399 Oh golly, Moses, Paul. I never thought i'd wind up 129 00:07:05.480 --> 00:07:06.199 marrying you. 130 00:07:06.360 --> 00:07:10.000 Yeah, sure, it was a long time ago, dearie. 131 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:12.759 Do you remember when. 132 00:07:12.759 --> 00:07:20.879 Most gents owned the Paris bats, wing collars and Derby hats. Well, 133 00:07:20.920 --> 00:07:22.639 I'm all set for meating the cutie one of them 134 00:07:22.680 --> 00:07:24.560 all to come buy this corner any minute. I think 135 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:26.480 I'll take off my chicken, inspect your badge and put 136 00:07:26.480 --> 00:07:33.319 on that new one, says squeeze me kid, I'm a lemon. No, 137 00:07:33.480 --> 00:07:35.160 maybe I've better wear the other one as jazzy or 138 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:37.160 it says they call me kid pepper. You can't shake me, 139 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:43.160 I learned putting up the stuff. It comes a little 140 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:46.199 chummy down. Now, Hi, they're chicken. Where'd you get those 141 00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:47.000 goo goo eyes? 142 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:49.879 Go An't you the fresh one? But where have you been? 143 00:07:49.920 --> 00:07:50.480 All my life? 144 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:52.480 Where have I been? I'm like the fat lady who 145 00:07:52.519 --> 00:07:54.279 took off her girdle. I've been all over the place. 146 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:01.959 How much of a dandy from me? Skip the gutter? 147 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:06.000 Kids? Wait a minute, come back, dag nab. But I 148 00:08:06.040 --> 00:08:07.600 sure wish I knew what was wrong with me and 149 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:09.800 the girls? What I needed somebody to talk to, who 150 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:12.040 could give me some advice. Excuse me, boy, my name 151 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:22.759 is Peters Fairfax. What do you want? I noticed that 152 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:24.680 chickens give you the go by, and I'm going to 153 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:27.439 help you. I'm telling a perfume here that really gets 154 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:28.879 the dames? Is it powerful? 155 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:29.519 Horrible? 156 00:08:29.759 --> 00:08:32.000 You've heard of one called conflict, and then there's one 157 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:34.919 name surrender, another one called I Give in. Yes, this 158 00:08:34.960 --> 00:08:40.279 one's called hello operator, Get the police. Will it attract 159 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:43.720 women to me like a bear's attracted to honey, I 160 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:45.720 use it myself. But did you get lots of girls? 161 00:08:45.879 --> 00:08:45.919 No? 162 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:48.240 But I met a beautiful grizzly. 163 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:53.840 That boy. That'll be one dollar. 164 00:08:54.519 --> 00:08:57.000 You got any more money, yep. Then here's something else 165 00:08:57.039 --> 00:08:57.360 you'll need. 166 00:08:57.360 --> 00:08:58.480 It's a book called What. 167 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:01.600 Every young Man Should Know, Every young Man should Know? Yeah, 168 00:09:01.639 --> 00:09:02.720 that would be a dollar and a half. 169 00:09:02.960 --> 00:09:04.320 And here's another book you ought to have. 170 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:07.200 It's called What Every Young Girl You'd Know? Well, why 171 00:09:07.240 --> 00:09:08.759 do I need that? If you're going to ask the 172 00:09:08.799 --> 00:09:25.080 question if you ought to know? All the answers? Well, hi, 173 00:09:25.200 --> 00:09:26.320 you Darry, here I am again. 174 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:29.440 Say your dress pretty snappy? What's that hanging down from 175 00:09:29.480 --> 00:09:30.159 your straw hat? 176 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:32.759 A string so I won't lose it? And I got 177 00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:34.879 another string running down my sleeves to my mittens, and 178 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:37.399 another string running down my pant legs to my shoes. 179 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:39.879 She must make you feel like a jumping chat. 180 00:09:39.759 --> 00:09:41.320 Yeah, yester, Yeah, I took my hat to a lady 181 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:42.720 and shinnied up a telephone program. 182 00:09:47.279 --> 00:09:48.720 Well, Robert, you might as well come in. 183 00:09:49.919 --> 00:09:51.799 You're gonna get toddly to night as your mother home. 184 00:09:51.919 --> 00:09:52.559 She's here, but I. 185 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:55.120 Don't think she'll bother dollar who's that? 186 00:09:55.399 --> 00:09:56.600 Just hang in the front door. 187 00:09:56.759 --> 00:09:57.480 It's Robert. 188 00:09:57.960 --> 00:10:00.159 Did he bring his single in the front room? He 189 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:01.039 did last time. 190 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:03.799 No, he didn't bring his bicycle in the broad room. 191 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:05.960 Hurry up, Dory, give me a kiss before she comes in. 192 00:10:12.120 --> 00:10:12.759 He did too. 193 00:10:12.840 --> 00:10:14.159 I can hear one of the clients. 194 00:10:23.960 --> 00:10:25.879 I gotta come in and see what you're up to. 195 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:29.120 Oh mother, Well I want to talk to Robert. 196 00:10:29.480 --> 00:10:32.279 Now sing here, young man, you've been sparking with my daughter. 197 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:32.840 For two years? 198 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:33.480 Or what about it? 199 00:10:33.759 --> 00:10:37.000 Well, your prospects aren't any too good. Doris could be 200 00:10:37.000 --> 00:10:39.039 going to the banker, and she knows an architect. He 201 00:10:39.159 --> 00:10:41.919 just built a big, expensive building. What kind of a 202 00:10:42.000 --> 00:10:44.879 job is it that you've got in? A basically draining 203 00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:46.440 jelly out of yesterday's donut. 204 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:59.960 I also fan the hot bread. I give loyalty tests 205 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:15.720 for the Russian ride. Yes, well, look I don't I 206 00:11:15.759 --> 00:11:17.799 don't have much time to spend with Dorry, and I just. 207 00:11:17.919 --> 00:11:19.200 Well, don't you bet about me? 208 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:19.639 Robert. 209 00:11:19.960 --> 00:11:22.240 I've decided that you're a boy you can be trusted. 210 00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:24.240 So the night I'm going to let you sit on. 211 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:26.440 The couch with the lights turned down real low. 212 00:11:26.759 --> 00:11:29.159 Gee, that's swell. Do you mean it honest, Yes, And if. 213 00:11:29.080 --> 00:11:31.840 You behave yourself tomorrow night, I'll let Doris stay in 214 00:11:31.879 --> 00:11:45.919 the room with you. 215 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:42.159 While we waltz to the suz event. 216 00:11:42.440 --> 00:11:44.159 My wasn't a music round. 217 00:11:44.639 --> 00:11:47.960 Shout body who sounds by show. 218 00:11:55.360 --> 00:11:57.519 Robert, this is the last time I'm coming to Coneana 219 00:11:57.600 --> 00:11:57.799 with you. 220 00:11:58.080 --> 00:11:59.919 You've just been sitting here in the beach ogling all 221 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:02.720 the girls and babies. Suit, I have not, you have two. 222 00:12:03.240 --> 00:12:05.039 All aften in your eyeballs has been going in and 223 00:12:05.120 --> 00:12:05.879 out with the tide. 224 00:12:08.200 --> 00:12:10.799 Boy, these nineteen fourteen basing suits are pretty saucy. 225 00:12:12.519 --> 00:12:15.879 Men suits are too. Look how daring yours is. The 226 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:19.519 sleeves only come down to your elbows, and I can 227 00:12:19.559 --> 00:12:27.440 see right through those button holes. And in your leather leggings, well. 228 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:29.399 It's pretty handy in the water. The back end opens 229 00:12:29.480 --> 00:12:39.480 up into a lobster track. But you gotta admit you're 230 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:40.960 gonna marry a he man. How do you like your 231 00:12:40.960 --> 00:12:41.600 hair in my chest? 232 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:41.919 Oh? 233 00:12:42.080 --> 00:12:44.080 Gits well, I would have had more than one, but 234 00:12:44.120 --> 00:12:45.200 I ran out of vigaro. 235 00:12:47.759 --> 00:12:50.960 Oh dep wonderful being married, Roberts, And I'm so happy 236 00:12:51.080 --> 00:12:51.879 for our anaversary. 237 00:12:51.919 --> 00:12:53.639 You gave me this model. Keith boys. 238 00:12:53.960 --> 00:12:57.919 Yeah, we like slippingto my racks and coat my beaver tails. 239 00:12:58.000 --> 00:12:59.960 Was like, he hap, and we'll take a joy right 240 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:01.879 over to the dance. First, it'll have to be cranks. 241 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:08.159 It didn't work that time. I have to try it again. 242 00:13:12.759 --> 00:13:13.919 I guess it needs more cranking. 243 00:13:17.279 --> 00:13:19.279 Now, Robert, don't you get all tired out. 244 00:13:19.159 --> 00:13:19.720 For the dance. 245 00:13:19.799 --> 00:13:27.360 I don't worry about me. Just keep cranking. Sure's some 246 00:13:27.600 --> 00:13:34.960 buss Huh. You never did get the sliver started that night? 247 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:36.759 Did we have? Me? Or you a little rashed off? 248 00:13:36.840 --> 00:13:37.480 Give me a kiss? 249 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:37.840 Oh? 250 00:13:38.039 --> 00:13:40.440 Now, so it should be kitten is pap? It's getting 251 00:13:40.480 --> 00:13:42.200 so it doesn't any fun to kiss you anymore. 252 00:13:42.480 --> 00:13:43.159 It ain't no. 253 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:45.960 The last time to clothes didn't fell off in your pucker. 254 00:13:46.080 --> 00:13:57.200 Course, you ain't sorry. 255 00:13:57.000 --> 00:13:58.200 You married me more, are you? 256 00:13:58.759 --> 00:13:58.799 No? 257 00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:01.080 Rob I'm been happy every. 258 00:14:00.960 --> 00:14:01.799 Minute aup of times. 259 00:14:02.200 --> 00:14:03.960 It's just been one long honey. 260 00:14:04.840 --> 00:14:06.279 I was just thinking the other thing. 261 00:14:06.720 --> 00:14:09.240 Here you are seventy eight years old, but you've got 262 00:14:09.320 --> 00:14:11.759 to rip the pep of an eighteen year old song. 263 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:15.320 Ye, you've got the pepper of an eighteen year old boy. Yes, 264 00:14:15.440 --> 00:14:23.840 why I must stout for the Cleveland Indians. Remember remember 265 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:45.480 hearing my job. Ladies and gentlemen, our guest tonight needs 266 00:14:45.519 --> 00:14:47.600 no introduction. When you hear his theme song, you all 267 00:14:47.679 --> 00:14:48.799 know who he is. Theme song. 268 00:14:48.919 --> 00:15:06.679 Please here he is being crossed the lie like a 269 00:15:06.759 --> 00:15:17.200 lovely tu Beware, my foolish heart, how far. 270 00:15:19.039 --> 00:15:21.080 We ever constant. 271 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:26.759 A care, my foolish hart. 272 00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:36.960 There's a line between line and fascination. It's hard to 273 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:44.600 see you on an evening such as it, or they 274 00:15:44.799 --> 00:15:49.399 both give the very same sensation. 275 00:15:51.240 --> 00:15:56.080 When you're low in the magic of the case. 276 00:16:02.360 --> 00:16:04.120 I'm much too close to my. 277 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:10.000 Beware, my FOOLI cat. 278 00:16:12.679 --> 00:16:13.360 Much your. 279 00:16:14.960 --> 00:16:22.759 Or eager lit by than last the fire start. 280 00:16:25.679 --> 00:16:26.879 For this time. 281 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:36.519 It isn't fascination or a dream. Let a pay even 282 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:49.200 the call about it's lies. It's time. It's lie, my wool. 283 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:11.240 I wonder pair. 284 00:17:13.480 --> 00:17:16.359 On the home That was My foolish Heart, sung by 285 00:17:16.400 --> 00:17:18.640 the sound effects man on the Gary Crosby Show. What's 286 00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:24.240 that well? I haven't I haven't seen you lately, Robert? 287 00:17:24.319 --> 00:17:26.279 How come you haven't been on to the house. I've 288 00:17:26.279 --> 00:17:28.160 been on tour. But tell me how are things Obert? 289 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:32.640 Boys down say now that you mentioned that, I do 290 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:35.200 recall reading about you at the New York Paramount. They 291 00:17:35.319 --> 00:17:37.200 tell me that you cut mode and stacked all the 292 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:40.359 happy green stuff on Broadway. No, don't knock my racket, kit. 293 00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:41.400 I have to work for a living. 294 00:17:42.799 --> 00:17:52.240 My family doesn't support me. I must tell you, hydrogen Head, 295 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:57.480 I read about you bad. I'll tell him when he 296 00:17:57.759 --> 00:17:59.920 all those records. You broke up in New York, Paramount, 297 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:02.200 you were a smash. You must come back a loaded 298 00:18:02.240 --> 00:18:02.559 with Luke. 299 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:03.079 How'd you be? 300 00:18:03.400 --> 00:18:05.680 I'm empty after taxes. I didn't even have enough left 301 00:18:05.720 --> 00:18:07.359 to pay my bill at the Waldorf Astoria. 302 00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:08.079 You did well? 303 00:18:08.119 --> 00:18:08.559 What did you do? 304 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:11.640 I'm gonna have to work it off. You mean, yes, 305 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:14.279 you're looking at the head flower girl for Elizabeth Taylor's wedding. 306 00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:20.160 I want to be the page boar the fame. You 307 00:18:20.279 --> 00:18:22.240 must have had a pretty rough time on March fifteenth, 308 00:18:22.279 --> 00:18:24.720 yourself grams. Tell me how'd you feel when you saw 309 00:18:24.759 --> 00:18:27.279 your income tax bill? I felt like President Truman when 310 00:18:27.279 --> 00:18:32.880 that boat started rock. Tell me something, though, FlexAID, where 311 00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:36.839 did you fla said? 312 00:18:36.839 --> 00:18:37.240 I'll be back. 313 00:18:37.279 --> 00:18:40.200 I want to look that up. Go away, we're back here. 314 00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:42.559 Tell me where did you assemble all the energy and 315 00:18:43.119 --> 00:18:45.799 the energy enough to do to six shows a day 316 00:18:45.880 --> 00:18:48.200 for two weeks and then you fly around the company 317 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:49.079 doing one night stands. 318 00:18:49.119 --> 00:18:49.400 After that. 319 00:18:49.559 --> 00:18:51.319 Well, after all, some of us are not quite as 320 00:18:51.359 --> 00:18:54.880 old as some others. I couldn't mention who are much 321 00:18:54.920 --> 00:19:01.440 older than some of us, aren't you? You're falling apart, Dad, 322 00:19:01.559 --> 00:19:04.440 You're going You're going to pot Just look at that stomach? 323 00:19:04.440 --> 00:19:04.720 What do you do? 324 00:19:04.799 --> 00:19:08.359 Buy him? By the carton? I'll think you've turned the 325 00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:12.480 conversation zekee wise. There's something about yours if it puzzles me? 326 00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:13.000 What is it? 327 00:19:13.359 --> 00:19:15.279 Are those your hips? Or are you carrying a lovely 328 00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:23.359 a bunch of coconuts? Xcading product? 329 00:19:23.559 --> 00:19:23.759 You have? 330 00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:26.079 You're getting ready for the pladium? Should we stop these 331 00:19:26.119 --> 00:19:29.240 tiron capers? You know you're pretty uh, you're pretty frisky tonight? 332 00:19:29.319 --> 00:19:29.519 Dad? 333 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:32.240 What happened? Did you stop off a thrifties for a 334 00:19:32.319 --> 00:19:36.480 double lyddy of Pinkham. I'll move on to a customer 335 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:41.519 too strong? Anything exciting happened while I was away? Exciting one. 336 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:43.559 My new picture just came out. I know I saw it. 337 00:19:43.599 --> 00:19:45.000 And there's one thing I'm curious about. 338 00:19:45.039 --> 00:19:45.319 What's that? 339 00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:51.279 Wasn't that an unusual name? They gave you? Francis se 340 00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:56.240 hair see hair sag mob Francis, is that picture about 341 00:19:56.240 --> 00:19:58.559 the talking mule? Oh, I'm sorry, the ears fooled me. 342 00:19:58.640 --> 00:20:03.440 I apologize. I apologize to Francis. Actually, Fred, I haven't 343 00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:05.920 been around Paramount too much myself lately. After I finished 344 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:08.720 Riding High, which incidentally has its world premiere April first, 345 00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:10.880 to Front Royal Virginia at the time, where or we're 346 00:20:10.960 --> 00:20:11.480 not going. 347 00:20:12.799 --> 00:20:13.160 All right? 348 00:20:13.200 --> 00:20:15.440 After I finished that picture, dot Steven's hit me with 349 00:20:15.559 --> 00:20:18.720 that ship, I did really say incidental. He was very 350 00:20:18.759 --> 00:20:19.480 nice for you to pay me. 351 00:20:19.519 --> 00:20:20.519 The visit in the hospital. 352 00:20:20.559 --> 00:20:22.480 I appreciate we had laughs that dated and I'll never 353 00:20:22.559 --> 00:20:24.519 forget it if I live to be one hundred again. 354 00:20:24.880 --> 00:20:30.400 But really, I'm glad your operation went okay and they 355 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:35.079 got through your money belt that I really have seven 356 00:20:35.240 --> 00:20:39.359 Layer Last still has the big bill go ahead. I'm 357 00:20:39.440 --> 00:20:41.400 very much fine, just fine. Of course, I did have 358 00:20:41.480 --> 00:20:43.119 a bit of trouble when they first wheeled me into 359 00:20:43.160 --> 00:20:45.000 the hospital. What do you mean, Well, the nurses saw 360 00:20:45.039 --> 00:20:46.960 the name caused being automatically they rushed me to the 361 00:20:47.039 --> 00:20:54.319 maternity ward. Well, I'll never forget that. Afternoon I came 362 00:20:54.359 --> 00:21:02.519 to visitor, Oh, pardon me, nurse, my name is Bob Hope. 363 00:21:02.839 --> 00:21:05.000 Oh, yes, plastic surgery is right down the hall. 364 00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:15.559 Mean too late. Stop pushing me, nurse, stop pushing. I'm 365 00:21:15.559 --> 00:21:17.599 here on a visit. I'd like to see Bing Crosbie. 366 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:19.440 Crosbie, what does he look like. 367 00:21:19.559 --> 00:21:22.039 Well, he's got a light complexion, blue eyes. What color 368 00:21:22.119 --> 00:21:22.519 is his hair? 369 00:21:22.720 --> 00:21:23.000 Skin? 370 00:21:29.960 --> 00:21:31.519 I'm sure you know he's the crooner. 371 00:21:31.759 --> 00:21:33.960 Do you find him in room seventeen? It's down the hall. 372 00:21:34.039 --> 00:21:39.960 Oh, fans, here's being room. I'll go right in nine 373 00:21:40.400 --> 00:21:44.680 seven hundred one, nine thousand being put away your wallet. 374 00:21:44.759 --> 00:21:48.480 Playtime is over. You've got a visitor. Boy, did I 375 00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:50.839 have a tough time finding you? You you hadn't appened 376 00:21:50.920 --> 00:21:52.839 up to me. Huh, Well, what are you doing here 377 00:21:52.880 --> 00:21:54.720 in the tonsil war? It's very simple. I had my 378 00:21:54.759 --> 00:22:00.319 appendix transcribed to release of a more convenient clay. That's 379 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:04.279 my boy put his honeymoon on tape so it wouldn't 380 00:22:04.319 --> 00:22:05.160 interfere with the fishing. 381 00:22:05.240 --> 00:22:05.480 Sis. 382 00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:12.079 Bing, I never believe you just had an operation. You 383 00:22:12.160 --> 00:22:16.240 look like a million who showed you the bill? Well 384 00:22:16.319 --> 00:22:17.920 you look great, boy. Tell me what did you do 385 00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:20.119 with your appendix? Well, you know Everett had his appendix 386 00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:22.119 taken out at the same time. What does that mean, well, 387 00:22:22.480 --> 00:22:25.000 now you know what you're gonna get next Christmas. You 388 00:22:25.160 --> 00:22:33.440 mean when your cap bucking me with a friendchise, But 389 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:36.519 you brought me a gift, Robert. You shouldn't have dropt 390 00:22:36.559 --> 00:22:40.200 me this. I had to, after all, your such a 391 00:22:40.440 --> 00:22:43.200 big package. Wheel it in. Oh, I can't wait to 392 00:22:43.279 --> 00:22:47.440 open this. I'm gonna unwrap it right now. To sound 393 00:22:47.519 --> 00:22:51.279 like Burl. Yes, it's not like Burl's mother. We let 394 00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:54.200 that word bring in my package for him. You gonna 395 00:22:54.240 --> 00:22:56.599 unwrap it right now, right hold on all your life. 396 00:23:01.319 --> 00:23:02.960 Oh well, just what I needed? 397 00:23:03.000 --> 00:23:09.480 A new golf tea. Well, don't look so disappointed. It's 398 00:23:09.519 --> 00:23:11.319 not just an ordinary tea. It's the one they stand 399 00:23:11.359 --> 00:23:17.359 Mickey Rooney on during his love scene. Wow, you don't 400 00:23:17.359 --> 00:23:19.880 look too comfortable. Plat Can I do anything for you? Oh? Yeah, 401 00:23:19.960 --> 00:23:22.000