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Speaker 1: Well, good evening, everyone, and welcome to Mac Maloney's Most
Trek's Now show here on the Just a Thunder Video
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Speaker 4: This is Mac Maloney.
Speaker 1: Want what the show we have for you tonight, broadcasting
live from the Stovit Galley, fifty five Water Street in
New Report. Great Seafood, Great Hamburg is great steak and cheese,
Sammy a favorite place. Anyway, We have quite a show
for you tonight. But very quickly, let me introduce the
members of the Polosy Girls. You know he's here, You
feel his vibe, You feel something, not sure what it is.
Get your big box of clarinationship, big box of whey,
sit yourself down, fan yourself, get your squeeze in, you
lou because he's here. From across the puddle, the ray
Fans one one mony.
Speaker 4: Hello Macaroni, Hello girls, Hello everybody, Welcome to the show.
Let's see if my vibe carries me through across the
pond to all our guests over there and the Starbard Gallery. Oh,
by the way, they still have that two lobster deal
going on. Yes, two lobs is for twenty nine bikes.
It's no bad places around here will sell you one
lobster for twenty nine bikes.
Speaker 1: You get a lobster roll for twenty five yeah. Yeah,
so it's questionable how long it's been there, so, you know, really.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't like cracking open lobsters. That's my problem.
I get kind of the IX when I do it.
Speaker 1: Well, you get a lazy man's lobster there, dude, you
know they do it.
Speaker 4: I do that.
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to the lobster luckily enough, so I never
hate those things. I mean, look at them. Who would
the prisoners back in sixteen hundred of the Pilgrims they
protested because they would see them as ship and look
at the thing. Who would eat one of those things? Yeah?
Speaker 6: People very closely related to insects.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeahs.
Speaker 6: You're more likely to be allergic to certain bugs.
Speaker 1: Really yeah yeah yeah yeah. There's a lot of iodine
in them, and they're like certain people, mems of my
extended family who you.
Speaker 4: Know, just the whole exoskeleton thing that gets me.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's creepy.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, you can get two of them for twenty
nine bugs down here on Tuesday nights.
Speaker 4: Okay, what's that Woody Allen movie where he's he's making
an attempt to put the lobsters in the part. Was
it any Hall? Yeah?
Speaker 1: About five other movies that's maybe all right?
Speaker 4: I love that guy.
Speaker 7: Yeah a couple of times, great lines and any Hole.
Speaker 8: That was the.
Speaker 1: Al says the T word. But any Hall is a
great movie. Any Hall changed the way movie He's a maid,
believe it or not. Doesn't see it now, but but
it did. But after that man down the drain, he
made any Hall like five different times afterwards. You know
he couldn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was That's true. A lot of the movies
are like Andy Hall, Let's spin off. He's a smug
and they'd have Diane Keaton in it too. Yeah, always
with her, and you know she's kind of every time
I see Diane Keaton, I think of Andy Hall. Do
you really I see that one does? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But yes, right awesome with us? Also with us. Should
we do a two hour show some night on Andy Hall?
I would do that.
Speaker 4: Well, we can do an hour show and Andy Hall
and another one on the play it against Sam.
Speaker 1: That's another one. Andy has a not Andy what are
you Allen? He has certain social issues should he should
deal with? Yeah, anyway, like say it proclivities, that's a
nice way of putting it.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Wanting also with us is down there. Wow, I feel
like I just did this. Our senior international correspondent down there,
my sister's tang top West Virginia switch Plade, Steve Ward Switchy.
Speaker 7: Great to be here tonight. It just seems like we
just did this.
Speaker 1: This does well stay vu all over again.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And by the way, I have a truck ReVibe.
Speaker 4: You had what?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I don't know where it's located.
Speaker 1: But does anyone know what he just said?
Speaker 9: What are you taking for it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's a bismo wowwitch, So switch you got your plumbing
all caught out?
Speaker 4: As the case, I think so.
Speaker 7: It's a long story and a lot of money and
many visits over the last couple of years. But at
the moment I think it's I think it's under.
Speaker 1: Control, under control.
Speaker 7: Think I can wash clothes again.
Speaker 1: Okay, really, so what do you what are you flushing
down the tour there?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 7: Okay, hey, listen, nothing nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 7: And I took Club's advice. He says he always flushed
twice and always on that second flush. I think of
club Club.
Speaker 4: Okay, second flush for good luck. We do get that.
It's a courtesy flush.
Speaker 1: Flush they call it.
Speaker 7: There you go.
Speaker 1: Also speaking of club is our international senior security chief
Willie Clout w C.
Speaker 9: It's great to be here, Mac, you see everyone.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 9: I've been thinking a lot about these problems that you know,
the switch has been happening with IS and I think
I figured it out if I recall switch. You live
near the cemetery, don't you.
Speaker 7: There is a cemetery in close proximity in which some
tombstones go all the way back to the Revolutionary War.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know if you know that, but I've
done some reading about that, and there are problems. People
have lived near cemeteries. They found out over the years
that some of the remains as they integratee or not,
you know, they get and they get end up going
into the septic and the source systems and also the water.
And I got a feeling that you know, when you
are there, you've probably been drinking and eating some some
things that you know well preserved. But anyways, think about
that the next time you talk to the town of
the city. You know, when they come out there to
dig out one of the arms or whatever gets stuck
inside you.
Speaker 7: I will definitely mention that when.
Speaker 4: The Bones in the Pipe.
Speaker 9: I've been reading about that, and I always concerned myself
because I have a relative that lives really close to
the cemetery.
Speaker 4: Because a kid, we used.
Speaker 9: To go right next door. It would flood and we
would skate there. But but I know that he ended
up getting a lot of digestive issues over the years.
And someone said that, you know, it's probably because of
the way that waste comes. You want to check the flow.
If that area is higher than your house, for sure,
that's the that's the problem.
Speaker 4: Hey, listen, switch Bones in the Pipe.
Speaker 1: I saw that movie as a kid, So anyway, also Switchy,
thank you for updating us on MoMA. Also with us
oh is al Ron Nowd the uphol mechanic engineer, producer
get Away Driver be keeping.
Speaker 4: Hey Machelo, everybody.
Speaker 1: All I can say is, man, if you want to
talk about shore systems that are a problem, you should
see where we live.
Speaker 4: What what what?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they forced us to. I thought the town fixed
all that the world. Yeah, it will never be fixed.
The installed put everybody on town Store. Instead, every clapped
their hands and said that'll take care of it.
Speaker 1: Really, probably too long this story here, but they didn't
did the best job quick. They forced everyone into it
under threat of lawsuit. And then they installed the system
that wasn't designed to function under freezing temperatures.
Speaker 4: Imagine that it's meant for Florida. It wasn't fit for purpose.
Speaker 1: And there in their in their headquarters in the Cayman Islands,
and so they installed it, went bankrupt and left everybody,
and now it just messes up every time. There can
every once in a while. Luckily there's a global warming
and we know get winters anymore. Also joining us down there,
and excuse me Connecticut as a good friend, Susie Besteele, Susie,
how are you well?
Speaker 6: I don't have any sewage stories to share, but when
I was a kid, we did have a neighbor who
had a cow fall into their septic tank.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, how how did that happen?
Speaker 6: An old septic tank on their property? It is no
longer in use, yes, and you know over time, I
guess it collapsed, sure, and then when the cow walked
over it, the ground sank and the cow fell in.
Speaker 1: So is that Hamburg run stale? Probably a week landa maybe.
Speaker 9: I know a person that fell in the same thing.
Oh no, but you know it was only about four
foot deep.
Speaker 4: Oh that's all. Okay, Well they.
Speaker 9: Couldn't get him out because he was slashing in there
and he was getting stuck in it like it looked
like mud.
Speaker 1: But you know it wasn't. Oh my god, pipes. Okay,
all of a sudden, that bull of clam shot.
Speaker 4: It doesn't look that good anymore.
Speaker 1: Anyway. So all right, first too, so we've welcomed everybody,
thank you for joining us tonight, gang, and you know,
just to start the show off in a rip roaring way,
we have a top ten Top ten. Raven is not here.
She's on her a three week wedding anniversary celebration. Susan
Kaye had to work. Usually Switch you would read the
top ten. But you know, frankly, Switch, you've got a
butchered anytime you've done it. Sorry, So, so Susie bar
Steele is going to give it a shot tonight. SUSI
you ready, how about back? Ready? Are you pumped?
Speaker 4: Congratulations? Susie think you can handle it.
Speaker 1: Well, let's get a lot of pressure. Well, okay, don't
let it get to you. So what's tonight's if you
get it already, what's.
Speaker 7: Just don't screw up her? Mac will rip on you next.
Speaker 4: Right, we'll see.
Speaker 1: Well the INCA comes out on switching very unusual times, Susie,
So what's the name of the top ten tonight place.
Speaker 6: Top ten reasons why the Aliens are going to miss
Christmas this year?
Speaker 1: Top ten reasons why the Alien's going to miss Christmas
this year. So, club, if you want to go get
a beer now, this is going to take about three
minutes and thirty seconds.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll be back in about two holes.
Speaker 7: Okay, Club, this may not be one of the best ones.
Speaker 1: Wait hey, switchy, okay, ay to switch all right, let's
let's let's people judge that from themselves. I'm switch them
drinking that gets coffee. So Susie, please we'll start the music.
Top ten reasons why the Aliens are going to miss
Christmas this year? Number ten, please, Susie.
Speaker 6: Number ten, they just can't listen to Police Navidad one
more time.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't plase.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, the people in the bar are laughing, so
must be good. Okay.
Speaker 6: Number nine please, after that horrific midair crash with Santa Claus.
Last year, their attorneys advised them to lay low.
Speaker 1: Wow, where's the cricket?
Speaker 4: There you go?
Speaker 6: Is there a UFO insurance?
Speaker 4: You're good?
Speaker 1: Hang on number eight please.
Speaker 6: Last year, his Highness the Emperor of the Universe got
sick on ram and eggnog and was bombing for weeks.
Speaker 1: Wow, backup nine, sh please, Susie. Now at this point
we went to fifty. Please good.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 6: Number seven. It just isn't the same without their buddy
Mothman pulling quarters out of his ass on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 4: It's just isn't the saying you're right?
Speaker 1: Switch?
Speaker 4: Where are you? Man?
Speaker 7: That's my retire thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, next, please.
Speaker 4: Sus.
Speaker 6: Number six. They discovered the three Kings were really the
three Queens. Think about it?
Speaker 1: Oh all right, all right, hey, is Cindy still up there?
Maybe we bring Cindy back? Next? Please.
Speaker 6: Number five. They all converted to Judaism and now think
that the whole thing is musuga.
Speaker 1: Thank you one one. I appreciate that lap. Next, please, Susie.
Speaker 6: Number four. Anytime they even fly near Bethlehem these days,
their saucers are shot full of holes.
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, defense, can't take it.
Speaker 6: Buy that one next, please, sus number three. Come on,
Virgin Mary, really.
Speaker 9: I didn't take you about two minutes to put this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all going to go to hell for that
one them with a break. He please, Susan, where are
we number two?
Speaker 6: There's a much better party on Mars.
Speaker 4: Okay, I believe it.
Speaker 1: Even the crickets are in Paris. They went to Mars
for the party. Now all right, Susan, I'm sorry this
is your debut.
Speaker 4: Where are the spiders? You know?
Speaker 1: Can they dance.
Speaker 9: The soundtrack? You know, like they do on the TV shows,
get a soundtrack.
Speaker 1: A laugh a laugh track? Well we put that in
every week there, brother, you know the line that's a
cross money.
Speaker 7: Where are the spiders David song?
Speaker 4: Yeah, spiders from Mars, Siggy start us and the Spiders
from Mars. Yeah, excellent record.
Speaker 1: I was saying before we on Leash number one, I
was talking to Spitch earlier on Spengli. It's Bengoli, which
is a you know, everyone knows Fingogli right on Friday
Saurday nights he plays a hard's horror movie.
Speaker 7: But now it's like he's like, like you know international, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's local horror host.
Speaker 7: We all grew up with.
Speaker 4: In Detroit at some place.
Speaker 1: And but now it's this Bengooli hour, right, Sengouli World
or something.
Speaker 7: They expanded well, they expanded his by a half hour
from what it used to be.
Speaker 1: He's not in it.
Speaker 7: He's not in it. There's a couple of people that
are showing two different movies.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe, okay, Well, anyway, they showed he has a
bunch of minions now, so he doesn't have to show
up anymore. That and it's all license to him. Wow,
I'll he's probably the Calvira any day. He was probably
one of p Diddy's potties right as it turns home.
But the the the movie was labyrin Who in nineteen eighties.
David Bowie is in it and Jennifer Conley as a
young team. As we'd say, Jennifer, you can't watch it.
It's extremely hot to watch. It's very eighties and so on,
and it's very kind of a fairy tillish. But anytime
you see David Bowie, it's David Bowie, do you know
what I mean? You know it's not it's not a
character acting. It's David Bowie jumping around with the muppets. Okay,
you know I'm billy mitted in twenty minutes since.
Speaker 4: But what did you expect? That's true. I think it
delivered what most people expected.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing stupidness. So listen, all right, we tap dance
for two minutes. So number one please? So's number one
reason why the aliens are passing on Christmas this year?
Speaker 6: Too many fruitcakes. I'm glad that's done.
Speaker 1: We all Why don't we just dance? Try to get
over it?
Speaker 3: Big?
Speaker 4: Do you have a big sigh? Sounds?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a sigh, we have a gasp, don't worry. Wow? Okay, well,
why don't we do this? Why don't we just pack.
Speaker 4: Up and go home?
Speaker 1: At this point, there's any reason to go on? Still open?
Speaker 4: Oh you really?
Speaker 9: Did you put these top down on? You have put
that on the last part of the show. Thank you
for the last segment.
Speaker 4: Put that on.
Speaker 9: This way people are either already off yep, they've zoned out.
Speaker 4: We don't offend them.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, well you know we already hit the iceberg
and there's not enough boats.
Speaker 4: Wow that bad? Huh?
Speaker 1: Okay, I think we are dorew the show up at
kittens every now and there kittens.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I might come up if you actually did.
Speaker 4: That, Oh, you might want to know the kittens. Okay,
what kitten? I would wear a hash matt suit if
I was going.
Speaker 1: Yeah me too, Yeah yeah, Well you know my niece
asked me to bring her there once and I did. Okay, Well,
what another show? Why when dot we do this? When
don't we take a break to do that? What's the
story behind that? Why don't we take a break and
regroup and rethink what we're doing here? Okay, and we'll
be right back after this. You're listening to Macaloney's mil
Treks show here in the distant thunder video. And I'm
sorry Susie that you had to take one for the team.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't get judged for that, right, you don't
get one.
Speaker 1: Judge will So probably you didn't write it. Probably don't
shoot the messenger. Well that's that's usually the most convenient way,
as it turns out. Listen, when do we do this?
Speaker 9: You know the problem is, Susie, you speak too well normally.
To make that thing work, you gotta mumble and do all.
Speaker 6: This doesn't sound dominopeah.
Speaker 1: No, you're not drunk enough.
Speaker 4: That's all this is. It's like you're doing an audition
for the crown more or less?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, why don't we do this? Why don't
we take a commercial break now, and we'll be right
back after this. You're listen to mac maloney's milit track
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Speaker 1: Welcome back everyone to mc commoney's molt Tracks show here
in the distant ton of radio Network. This is macnaloney.
What a show we have for you tonight. But first
quickly I'll introduce the members of the Posse Girls. You
know he's here across the puddle, the very famous one
one Money.
Speaker 4: Hello, MACLo girls, Hello, everybody, Welcome back to the show.
It's been fun so far, kind of fun anyway, it's
a kind of fun. Okay, it's kind of fun. It's
rolling along.
Speaker 1: It's okay, good.
Speaker 4: It's rolling along and we need to like so well,
give it a goose.
Speaker 1: Marijuana is still illegal over there, correct, Oh yeah, can't
speak the word.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think they should legalize it over there, and that
it wouldn't be such a boring place, right, would you agree?
Speaker 4: Some questions about it. It's just it's such a weird.
It's such a backward country in that regard. Yes, it
sounds like Hampshire. Well yeah, more or less. Well, we
sent you a couple of pounds of the mail. Okay,
if it makes it through customs.
Speaker 1: Have buddy.
Speaker 4: Tell you what if you pay the custom fee for that? Yes,
it happened, as they may hold on to it and
say you've got to pay the customers fee before we
can deliver it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a half a bag.
Speaker 1: Thank you one want for being here also with us
as our international senior international correspondence switch late Steve Ward switch.
Speaker 7: It's great to be here tonight.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, can you I'm always mystified with your background.
What is what does that mean?
Speaker 7: Yes, that's the moth well, that's okay, all right, yeah,
let's think that's part of my expensive mouse. Okay, it's
actually a shower curtain.
Speaker 4: We'll see.
Speaker 1: When you sit like that, it makes you look like
you your bunny is something. It's a month man shower curtain.
Really is a month man shower? Now does he get
a royalty on that? Every shower curtain sold?
Speaker 4: You should?
Speaker 7: It's it's just a picture mac okay, all right.
Speaker 1: All right, hey, that's I'm sorry. Just one get a
moth man all of a sudden, switch hands it too.
It also with US is a senior.
Speaker 4: Wild party going on there day. It's just at mac
maloney Central.
Speaker 1: Guilty. Also with US is our senior International security chief,
Willie Club W. C.
Speaker 9: Fields Hey, mac Hey, everyone, great to be here. I
always like, you know, being after a switch because I
always learned something. You know, I wanted to tell you
what you were talking about. The Mothman thing? There I saw?
Speaker 4: Where was it?
Speaker 9: At Amazon? You can get the Mothman toilet see oh,
in its self cleaning.
Speaker 1: Self cleaning? Yeah? Is that because he's having plumbing problems?
Well it'd be a nice gift.
Speaker 9: I don't know. I don't have one, but I sorry.
On Amazon, I got this and maybe get it for
him for Christmas, but now that I've let it out
in the bag, I probably won't.
Speaker 7: The surprise you understand, the big foot one doesn't clean itself.
Speaker 1: Oh that's all like either the bear. That's all I
can do, folks. Also with us as a good friend
down there in Connecticut, Susie best you know, Susie.
Speaker 6: So I have an announcement. Well, I neveryone likes to
talk about my spiders, but I actually just got some
new pets.
Speaker 1: Let's oh, let's hear it.
Speaker 6: Sea monkeys.
Speaker 1: Oh, sea monkeys, what a very strange Yeah, out of
the back of the old comic book. Yeah, yeah, ten
cents of the right.
Speaker 6: They lie to us about sea monkeys when we were kids,
and that's why they died after two weeks, it turns out,
or just like how to kill sea monkeys, so you
have to buy more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure, that's the scam.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm determined to raise these two adulthood and have
sea monkey babies and a sea monkey army.
Speaker 1: A sea monkey army or a navy up. So are
they a someone that they can the male or the
female can get pregnant or am I thinking of a
seahorse that's a seahaws?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Their their fairy shrimp can literally itself, as it turns out,
right was below the seat.
Speaker 6: Monkeys are a like a hybrid Brian shrimp that were
like bread so you could like dehydrate the eggs and
rehydrate them, and they.
Speaker 1: Just Brian shrimp did Brian shrimp? That's it. Ah, they
were lying to us. Okay, I thought they swung from
trees and stuff. No, no, and they fish love them.
You can feed them to fish.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, fish love to eat them. So Where did
you have a sea monkey?
Speaker 1: Roll? It's sea monkey rol, try it off. Where did
you get the sea monkeys?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 1: Susie?
Speaker 6: Amazon?
Speaker 1: Amazon of course? Right, yeah, can you get anything?
Speaker 4: You know? Amazon or Satan? Right, But that's remember Amazon
was just the kindle.
Speaker 1: They just destroyed my fence like last week. I've got
I've got to I've got to send them all the
paperwork so I can file a claim. Right, and the
local police are like involved in It's uh getting real.
It's getting real.
Speaker 4: He's getting real. Baby.
Speaker 1: That's all we knew is cops in our neighborhood. So anyway,
so what's the longevity of a sea monkey. I'm gonna
guess it's more than two weeks. We know that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I mean hypothetically, if they are breeding, you
could have a tank going forever.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, breeding, that's good.
Speaker 6: Like as if they're happy.
Speaker 1: If they're happy, they have to be happy. That's okay.
So anyway.
Speaker 4: We were talking. Second, where do they get the name
sea monkey?
Speaker 1: I don't know, promotional? I don't what else you want
to call them? See hedgehogs? Yeah, maybe just as appropriate.
Where's these names come from? Did you see from nas?
We're not going to call them Brian shrimp last Brian
shrimp too. So Susan, we were talking about this place
off here. Last we were talking about this place in
Turkey called the Blackie TEPPI is that it I never
get it right, go Bleckley, Go Bleckley Teppy and just
this huge city up in high up in the Turkish
mountains where it was built. They think sometime around twenty
thousand years ago enormous granite stones that were moved into
place that you you just the the architecture of them
and the engineering is like beyond anything that we would
have thought cave men would be able to do back
then twenty thousand years go. But it turns out ands
no secret. There are these megaliths around the world. A
lot of them are hidden in the jungles and stuff
where they see these same things, these exact same things
where you have somehow these people had the ability to
move one piece block of stone that's nine hundred tons,
nine hundred tons. They the example on YouTube is that
they had to put twenty cranes around nine hundred tons
to pick up and they still couldn't do it. How
did these people do in twenty eight thousand years ago.
So it turns out there's another place in Lebanon, right, Susie.
Speaker 6: It's called Ballbeck. It is the city's named Ballbeck, and
there's actually three temples in the city. And I just
want to say that I think you are going to
hate what I have to say about this. So I
actually took notes and cited my sources, which is way
more work than I usually do for a show.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm strapped in go ahead.
Speaker 6: So the the kind of controversy on this site is
the size of the stones. Especially it's called the Temple
of Jupiter, and there is a it's called a trilithon,
which is these three huge, massive stones that are built
into one of the sides of the temple, and they're
about thirty feet off the ground. They weigh about eight.
Speaker 9: Hundred tons eight hundred.
Speaker 6: The question is how they got there. Also, there a
lot of speculation about how old this site is.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, that's the controversy.
Speaker 6: So I have an answer on that, and I have
listed out my evidence.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we should just say that this place in
Lebanon is the Temple of Satin. I think the Romans.
This is when the Romans were in control of that
part of the world way back when they built this
temple on top of a foundation. You can tell. I mean,
there were people who have doctrines in Roman architecture and engineering.
They know, once the Romans built something two thousand years ago,
they know, but it's on this foundation of that. It's
a completely different kind of architecture, the way they shaped
the stones, the size of the stones, and so many
people think that this thing was already there and when
the Romans came along, they built the temple on top
of it, right, says.
Speaker 6: Well, yes, that is what people say. So they it's
actually built on top of a Neolithic site. Okay, so
there's actually a tunnel underneath. But they've found artifacts from
the Neolithic age and they actually think there was a
Phoenician site, and then, you know, a Syrian site, so
they've you know, this happens all around the world.
Speaker 1: They build on top of each other.
Speaker 4: Sure, so this is called the Temple of Jupiter.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the big one that has the three controversial stones
in it?
Speaker 4: Sky Max, what do you think of this? Indiana Jones
and the Temple of Jupiter, oh And writes itself, starring
Susie Bastille. She's she's hired by Indiana at the university
to run around, but especially skilled. She has special skills
that Indiana Jones is kind of lacking these days because
he's getting at a long in the two.
Speaker 7: No, she would be like a redheaded tomb raider.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, So let's think of that idea of Susie.
Speaker 6: I think I need to work on like my up skills.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't need you need the hat for that, right, So,
so Sushi tell me how I'm going to start to
hate this why?
Speaker 6: So here's why. I think it is just a Roman temple,
and we also know how the stones got there, and
it's not that exciting.
Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead. Wow.
Speaker 6: So Stonemasons are kind of infamous for leaving graffiti on
things that they built, and there is one on top
of one of the columns of the Temple of Jupiter
that actually has a date on it of August second,
sixty CE. So that would make about two thousand years old. Okay,
So because on top of one of the columns, that
would have been when they were finishing it, right sure,
But there's also on one of the trilithon stones, a
Roman engraving of the construction plan.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so that's.
Speaker 6: You know, slightly damning there. There are also drill holes
in the stones, consistent with other Roman buildings.
Speaker 1: Not the big stones, though, The little stones have the
hole in it, so you could they could lift it
with a crane. The Romans. We should have put a
little fight music in this. The Romans were able to
lift sixty tons. Okay, their biggest cranes could lift sixty tons.
And the way they did it was they drilled a
hole through it and hooked it on and moved it. Okay,
they knew how to do it. These things weighed eight
to nine hundred tons tons and there's no holes in them.
How do you move them? Susan boats clift trucks go
black and decade, and they put together so carefully and
so christinely. You can't put a sheet of paper in
between the crevices. Susie, Please tell us why are.
Speaker 6: You familiar with something called the thunderstone?
Speaker 1: The thunderstone ned a b I Kidd's Yeah, Nextica, No,
please tell us right?
Speaker 6: So the thunderstone is the largest stone ever known to
be moved by humans. It's heavier than the Trilla Thustones.
It was moving from Finland to Russia from the seventeen
seventies using just capstans and rollers, no modern technology, no
heavy machinery, nothing.
Speaker 1: Okay, unrollers they did this. Unrollers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and uh capstans are like you see him on
boats now, it's like a spool where they roll up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: The Russians also transported a six hundred ton column without
using heavy machinery. So there have been humans moving stones
close to this size, if not heavier, throughout history, so
it's not it's a feat. It's not really unheard of though, except.
Speaker 1: The mountains, though, you know they're way up in the mountains.
Some of these quarry.
Speaker 6: Is on top of the hill. So that's the thing
about this site is we know where the quarry they
got these stones from. Right now, there's actually stones there
that are way bigger, like they were already quarried and
cut out. One of them. It's called I think it's
called the pregnant Woman's stone. Yes, it's about a thousand tons.
So there's one I think that's like one hundred or
one thousand and sixty four times bigger. They're almost twice
as big as the trail of Thunstones. Okay, and the
theory is that the local people in Lebanon are known
for their stone work, quarrying, masonry building. At the time,
the Romans had a lot of money. Yes, so they
were trying to build something spectacular, and the temples are spectacular.
They're way bigger than you see anywhere else. But what
it looks like had happened is they were trying to
save time, worrying, and they tried to move these huge
stones so they didn't have to you know, cut them,
because that's very time consuming. They accomplished it, They did it.
They had plans to do even bigger ones, but they
realized that it was not saving them time and gave
up and just did it the old way. And that's
all the rest of it there.
Speaker 1: Interesting. So let me just did this and take a
pulse of the show. We had Cyndy Bailey dove in
that we might not use. We had a really bad
top ten and this place isn't as mystical as we
thought it was. Let's just go home. Were you really
you're really throwing the the fire. Listen to the party
they have it out there. We should just go with that. Yeah,
well there's a problem with that. Okay, Well, let's let's
interview a cup. Bring let's bring a microphone over there.
You got to there's a problem. It's a little problem.
Speaker 7: There's a huge flow so far. And what what Susan's
been talking about. She has not told us where the
aliens come in? Well, about what the aliens? The aliens
moved the stone.
Speaker 1: No, I just want to say, I will like to
say something. Okay, and this is it. So maybe I'm
watching the wrong YouTube or whatever. But the way that
the people explain this is that these stones were not
only are they enormous, but once again, the the the design,
the engineering is of the you know, of the you know,
the seams and stuff like that, and they had these
different openings and everything is just so unbelievably precise. And
there's no written documents about how they did this. Okay, Nowmber,
Romans were famous for writing down everything. And once I said,
once again, we say that you know there are people
who have doctorates just on the study in Roman engineering
and design and stuff like that. Right, yeah, are the
people trying to pay off their college, but you know,
they know what they did and they left documentation. Well,
there's no documentation about how these enormous stones got into place.
It's up a hill, it's three thousand feet up on
the hill. But here's the other way of thing too.
On these stones, not on the temple stones, but not
on the temple stones, but on the foundation which is
in question. There are marks on it. They're like scrape
max if you can imagine like a fingernail mix almost
and they're almost exactly to what a modern day drew
would be going through rock. You know, they leave like
the straation on it. And and they said, well, you know,
as you said, maybe they were able to move it,
cut that out and everything. But what are these what
are these mocks about?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 1: Why would why would if if that wasn't the way
they would cut the storm, why would those macs be
on there?
Speaker 6: So what if if I can, you know, try to
make this more interesting in any way?
Speaker 1: Please don't please.
Speaker 4: That science is very interesting. You just talk about the
way it is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, These these shows and you know YouTube videos always
focus on the how being the strange part, right, I
think the why is the strange part because that's the
part that we can't figure out and we don't know why.
Speaker 4: They did it why they built the temples, I mean,
why is it there? Why do they build it?
Speaker 1: They wanted to there was their way of worshiping, you know,
they had temples to the gods all over the place,
all over the Roman Empire.
Speaker 4: Yes, in strange places, and they always ended up moving
things from a faraway place, you know, through through multi
mode transport to get to these places.
Speaker 6: And in religions throughout time and history, deities have been
in the sky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, always, yeah, yeah, funny why.
Speaker 6: Are they in the sky? So maybe that's where we
find Steve's aliens is the why and not the how.
Speaker 1: So the why they went through the went through the
rigormarole of like, you know, constructing these huge temples. I mean,
these temples are incredible and they're just basically open, just open,
you know, you know, open stretches with the statue of
the god that you want to worship, and they were
used at the end and hang out.
Speaker 6: Happy birthday?
Speaker 4: Is that we're hearing Happy birthday?
Speaker 1: We're going to pay licensing on that, Slyne.
Speaker 4: Now, I thought that was it's not public domain?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: Happy Birthday?
Speaker 1: Is it? So? So I understand them, you know, why
why do you I mean, you know, why do they
worship things from the sky. It seems like everyone religions
all through history. You know, it's something in the sky,
right right.
Speaker 6: Steve and I a while back interviewed Reverend Michael Carter,
and he made a real strong argument that you know,
certain periods of times from what you see going on
with you know, who and what and how people were
worshiping religious wise, it if you look at it objectively,
it sounds like there was actually an alien invasion.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: You know, if if you look at you know, the
way the Old Testament talks about God versus the New Testament,
that is a different thing. And it was not a
nice entity whatever it was, right, Why so I think
there is evidence culturally of not necessarily being from another planet,
but you know, some kind of entity involving itself with
humans and not a nice way.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, there's definitely stories in the Bible that if
you read them, you know, with a not a grain
of shell. But if you read them almost literally, you say, well,
what's going on here? Read the story of Sodom and Gomorah,
and and if at the end of that you don't
decide that there was some kind of like a nuclear
weapon or some kind of you know, huge you know,
bomb or something. I mean, it's it's it's it's unknown,
that's the thing, you know. And how we're ever going
to know it? How are we will will never really know?
You know, you know, they never dig up. Hey, here's
the answer. You know, it's always like just little fragments.
And well, listen, why don't we clap to Susie because
that took a lot. You're put up with all.
Speaker 4: I think Susie's well, her stuff is well researched and
well documented, and you know, it's like you know, a
Wikipedia footnotes, it's all these more or less sources that
she uses.
Speaker 6: When you're talking about archaeology. It's important to not listen
to what people that work in the entertainment business are saying.
Speaker 1: Well, that's true, that's that's absolutely true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 7: You're saying nothing to do with a Native American curse.
Speaker 1: Probably not, but you're an inside joke. Absolutely listen.
Speaker 6: I'm not getting in anymore fight today, look right, all.
Speaker 1: Right, come on, please we get the forty minutes. So,
but you're right, because Graham Hancockers is someone who goes
around on a lot of shows, and he's preaching this
thing that there was something happening on this earth twenty
thousand years ago, and there's a lot of evidence that
it seems that way. But if you go if he
goes on these shows that are really kind of you know,
they're also looking for Bigfoot, putting up Big Max and stuff.
You know, his the credibility goes right down the drain.
The guy with the hair, the guy with the hair.
Who's gonna believe the guy with the hair? Yeah, look
at that? Come on really, you know, and they send
out like remember National Geographic Channel actually had like a
UFO type show on which and it's like in one
of the shows was the Two Blue they're in a
they're in a cow. They're in a pastor with cows
when aliens come down and you'll get those cows. I mean,
it's stupid. It's stupid. You take that money, time effort
and put into scientific research, scientific pay reviewed research on
what's going on. Pick a place, you know, and just
look at it scientifically. And as said, don't go for
the entertainment value, go for the scientific the why. The
why is actually you know, as important as you have.
Speaker 6: To consider the source. Graham Hancock as a journalist, he
is he's going to get insto what archaeologists say. But
I don't feel like that's necessarily wrong to question things.
But you can't distort evidence to fit your narrative when
you don't have the background and understanding of it. But
where I do take issue is he is speaking over
indigenous people or people of the culture that built these sites,
who know how they were built, who built them, why
they were built, and he's saying something else and speaking
over them, And that when places like a serpent mound
won't work with him because he does things like that,
he screams, I'm being censored. I'm being censored. No, you're not.
You're on TV right listening to You're not being censored.
Somebody wouldn't called you out on your crap and you
don't like it. That's what happened.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know how much a guy like that makes
a year, you know what I mean. I mean, it's
it's gonna be substantial. He's everywhere. He's got a lot
of books, he does a lot of lectures, on a
lot of TV. He he comes across as authoritative. He
has a British accent that sounds like he knows everything
and and a lot of the stuff I've saw in
his early days. I said, man, this guy, he's onto something.
But then as you say, you know he's you know,
he's on ghost Hunt this next week, and know all
that type of stuff. So he's cashing in, cashing in
a little bit. M Again, I'm not familiar with the guy.
Go ahead, Handcock, Graham, Hancock. He's British in case he.
Speaker 4: Didn't know that, so I have.
Speaker 6: But I don't think I can go ahead.
Speaker 1: That's all right, we'll kind of out. It's not funny.
Speaker 6: I mean, if it's dirty, it's Graham bag of decks.
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that are still awake. Let's say, girls, maybe you can
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Speaker 4: You want me hello mac colverybuddy, you get my vibe
cranked up to eleven. I don't know. You tell me
if it's if it's yeah, it's fit for purpose, if
it's penetrating the walls of bricks A lot of bricks
in the UK.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, huh yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, and you know why you go out to the countryside,
you say, don't see a lot of trees? Go ahead,
I wonder you don't see a lot of wooden houses? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A lot of bricks? Yeah over there anyway. Also with
us is our international is a senior international correspondent. Switch
plays Steve Wood down there and my sister's you know,
underwear West Virginia.
Speaker 7: Switch, my sister's anywhere out of us.
Speaker 1: You have everything, okay, we do.
Speaker 7: Everything is beyond one of them.
Speaker 1: How many animals you have running around your house right
now quick, just for at least for cole h. Thank you. Switch.
I'll be right back to you on your what you
have for breakfast?
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, I get to see a stink bug, I
don't think a.
Speaker 1: Stink cus for half.
Speaker 4: I hate those things.
Speaker 1: Also with US is International Senior Security Chief. I'm sorry.
I'll do it over against when he doesn't get upset,
is uh Senior International Security Chief Willie Club w C.
That's a mouthful, isn't it. Well, you know the.
Speaker 9: Show tonight, you know, is there something in the ear
that's that's impacting us?
Speaker 4: All? Could be?
Speaker 9: You know that, Like the alarm hasn't gone off from
my place. You know we have any kind of gas
or anything in.
Speaker 1: Here, but well we know it in here too, So.
Speaker 9: I don't know. It's very disturbing tonight. Maybe it's the
whole world tonight is just in a funk. Maybe it's
just a top ten, just finally.
Speaker 1: Top ten and then yeah, you can't pull out of
the dive around here.
Speaker 4: We always blame things on the weather.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there you go, or whatever it is, you know,
And I've been trying to shake it off here okay,
and I haven't been able to do it yet, but
I'm well going to hang in.
Speaker 4: I don't give up, Okay, don't give up.
Speaker 1: What is know what happened?
Speaker 4: We've got a couple of crows that owned the whole
property around this apartment complex. These two crows, No other crows,
just these two crows. Yes, And I feed them hazelnuts
and animal grade peanuts, not planters peanuts, but animal grade
not suitable for human These crows, you can tell there's
something coming on, like bad weather. They eat like crazy,
and they cash all this stuff. They got cash. They
got three or four caches in the ground around here,
and then they got across the across the road besides
this parking lot, there's a lot of grassy areas winter.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If they do that, yeah, you know it's gonna be bad. Right, yeah,
we get ready over there. Crows are incredibly smart. Crow
have do stuff that kind of boggles the human mind.
Speaker 4: That a those are amazing. I joined a couple of
Facebook clubs called We Love Crows or something like that.
Y you down there, It's just amazing some of the
crows that that blatched onto people.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, yes, yes, yeah, And they'll bring you a
little like little shiny objects and stuff. It's it's it's
a very strange. And the crow culture is weird because
you know, they have the male's son will take off,
but it'll come back in ten years. The females hang
around and help raise the kids. But then they move.
But it's only like a mile away. I mean, it's
it's very complex, you know. And they've cut crows, like
in Hollywood Boulevard. The crows are going there would pick
up like acorns or something something needed to shelby crack,
and they would like drop them on pedestrian walkways and
then wait for the cass to run over them. And
then that's how they would crack them. I mean, it's
a bird and he sits up there looking at them,
you know. I mean that's very intelligent.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Anyway, talk about intelligence is a good friend. Susie best
deals with us. Susie, how are you good?
Speaker 6: You have to be careful feeding crows because that there
is a park by my office where before we were remote,
before COVID, I used to take my lunch break there
and I'd bring peanuts to feed the crows. And this
was years ago, but I had arranged to meet someone
for coffee at that park because it was convenient. It
was right there. It's like a first date type of scenario.
And we are sitting on a bench drinking coffee and
one of my crow friends that I had been feeding
hops up, has something in its mouth. They used to
bring me like little twigs. I never got anything, you know,
it wasn't like stealing gold the blues to bring to me.
But this particular time it came up and it dropped
what it had in its mouth on the guy's foot. Guy,
it happened to be probably a possum foot, like said,
it got off roadkill or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, with love.
Speaker 6: Yes, So I never heard from that guy.
Speaker 1: He didn't why though he's not a romantic, don't worry didn't.
Speaker 7: Is that the guy that had a name for you?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he called me the bird witch, called the bird
witch because well, some other weird things had also happened
that I left out. But like I said, this was
a park that I used to go to all the time,
and there happens to be a bald eagle nest on
the pond there. There would be a certain time every
evening that you would see the bald eagle. It would
come home and we're walking down the path and I said, oh,
if we sit at this bench, we're going to see
a bald eagle, just because I knew it came at
that time every day. But I failed to explain that.
It's like minutes after we sat down, a bald eagle
swoops in, so retrospect from his point of view, I
like summoned.
Speaker 1: A bald eagle to secure him whatever.
Speaker 6: And then later was when the crow dropped the possum
foot on him.
Speaker 1: Now I could see why he maybe didn't cry back.
Speaker 6: I guess on the way home, I had never known
about this because we didn't talk again. The way I
know is because my friend ran into this guy at
a bar years later who was telling him the story
about a bird which and he figured out it was me.
So what happened was on his way home he got
an accidents, a little cinder bender, not bad, and then
he got home in his ATVs had been stolen. So
I like summoned these birds and then the crow dropping
the foot on him with some kind of.
Speaker 1: Curtise to some of the birds to steal the ATVs.
Is that I'm not sure you're the harbinger of bad news.
So he called you the bird witch, yes, which is
better than the word Yeah. Okay, all right, that's wow.
What a interesting story.
Speaker 4: Why is a bunch of crows called a murder of
because they're always up to no good?
Speaker 1: I think Shakespeare actually is the one who classified them.
Speaker 4: Really now, I haven't googled that reason.
Speaker 1: But normally when we see crows, there's an odd number.
Very rarely do we see two crows. I'll see three, five, seven,
and they are all hanging together and they're yeah, pretty interesting.
I mean some of the stuff they do, even like
there's been if you watch the documentary things of when
one of them would die, they actually would walk around it, right, yes,
almost like they were in mourning, right, and have like
their own version of a ceremony. So it's you know,
you got to wonder if there's not a lot going on.
They haven't got a lot of brain pan, but they're
pretty bright.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they straight.
Speaker 1: So So just to continue our crows or where he
used to live was next to this construction site and
there's a dumpster there and there were a lot of
construction guys around. So they would have their coffee break
and they would throw Dunkin Donuts bags and coffee cups
into the dumpster. Right, so then you know, like clockwork,
ten after they cleared out, ten minutes later, these crows
would show up and they would have one or two
crows as lookouts, and one would go into the literally
you dive into the dumpster, and of all the crap
in there, he comes out with the Dunkin Donuts bags
because sometimes there's a little bit of you know, crumbs
on the bottom or whatever. And they'd eat out of
the Dunkin Donuts bags and of all the stuff in there,
they know to get the Dunkin Donuts and no winter
come ten minutes after the coffee break. I mean, it's
it's it was strange, but it happened. It was this
smart animals, so what they have to do. They're extremely smart,
you know, like some dumb pigeon or something.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: Well, I actually saw a documentary where they had a
they knew they were breeding groups of crows in a
around a college campus, and they would have this guy
put on a mask.
Speaker 4: Princeton.
Speaker 1: This did happen that the guy put on this really
weird mask and go over and go up near the
nests and kind of harass the parents, and then they
would wait until the young chicks grew up and were
ready to leave the nest, and this guy would walk
by the nest without the mask and they didn't have
any concern for him. But as soon as he put
the mask back on, the baby crows knew he was
a problem, and they all started making noises. And it's
like they didn't know it for them selves. They were
toadded by their parents. Yeah, the facial just literally the
face was just just crazy masking.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think they went up and stole some of the
eggs or something.
Speaker 4: They bothered them somehow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, crows good thing they're not bigger. So anyway,
I don't think.
Speaker 7: It was Shakespeare. I think it was ELFD. Hitchcock.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go ahead, Yes, The Birds, Yep, the Murder
of Crows. Great movie. I saw it maybe about a
year ago, and I know that all that went on
during the making and that movie. The Birds, it's just
a creepy, creepy friggin movie. You know, it's sixties. But
she whizz when she's in the room and they have
the real birds pecking at her and hitchcocks hitch I
said they'd be puppets and they were really birds and stuff.
I mean, yeah, terrifying. Anyway, talk about terrifying. We're going
to go to switching, and before you start your reporting,
the space brother switch. Yes, America wants to know the
world wants to know. What did you have for breakfast?
I'll say it better be good for this show you
This morning.
Speaker 7: I was pressed for time because I had a plumber
coming over early and also the dude with the digger
to dig another hole. Okay, so I had a heaping
bowl of sugar Froster's flake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1: You haven't had that for a while now, it's been
a while. Did you put milk on them?
Speaker 7: Two percent milk? Black coffee? But I still haven't got
an official coffee maker, so it was it was uh,
Folder's crystals.
Speaker 4: Here. You're still live in the same town as Kellogg's.
Speaker 7: Didn't you very close?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 7: Near Battle Creek?
Speaker 1: They asked them to leave. So, uh, did did you
put any fruit or anything on there? Putting bananas on
those bad boys?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, I don't. I don't do bananas.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 7: I did banana cake maybe, but not.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, you know what I'm eating. I'm eating
fruit and fiber. That's what I'm eating. Are you really
bull of that? Not? That's not the only thing I
have for breakfast, but I like it as a snack
right after breakfast. Testing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, baby fiber, Okay, go.
Speaker 4: A lot of stuff in it. I look at the
ingredients and I go, Okay, it's not too bad. Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I have for breakfast, same thing
every morning for like ten freaking years.
Speaker 4: The toast.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So listen now that we're all hungry again, switch,
let's throw to you. Every once in a while, we
hear the term the Space Brothers brought up in count
of nineteen fifties UFO law and someone asked, you know,
could you tell us exactly who the Sprite Space Brothers were?
Speaker 7: Well, they use the term the contact ease to state
from an abductee. The basic difference is abductees, you know,
they get the unscheduled medical exam. That it's not not
you know, that's it's not a request. The contact these
are more of a something that people want to have happened.
But the contact these are very controversial. A lot of
people think that there were a lot of Charlatans back then.
Actually John Keele I never mentioned him, but he actually
would use the term contact d is kind of a
blanket term back when he was writing, and in some
cases I'm not going to get too much into Indrid Cold,
but he was a strange character that showed up around
the time of the Mothman. Edred Cold was almost in between.
He was sort of a between the classic modern day
alien and the contact e. So it was a very
very strange situation, one might say. The one of the
original contact ees was a Manual Swedenberg. Back in the
seventeen hundreds. He wrote a book called Earth's in the
Solar System and he covered he'd be supposedly contacted entities
from different planets in the Solar System. Interestingly enough, the
ones he never contacted were from planets that we didn't
know over the time. But he supposedly had conversations with
moon men, people from Mercury and so forth. Also doctor
John Dee from the seventeenth century, and Elizabeth elizabethan magician
of Inachian magic. He would supposedly summon fallen angels and
have contacts with them, but also he's supposed to have
had encounters with little men in a fiery cloud. That's
all I know about that. But in the more modern
day times, just a few years after the infamous Kenneth
Arnold sighting in nineteen forty seven, when the modern day
flying saucer era took place, and November, allegedly on November
twenty fifth, nineteen fifty two, Georgia Damski had an encounter
with a Venusian in the California Desert. A Danski his family.
He was born in eighteen ninety one. They migrated to
the US with his family when he was two years old,
to New York City. In nineteen thirty four, he started
the Royal Order of Tibet in Laguna Beach, California, the
Temple of Scientific Philosophy. Some think that the main reason
he did it was to he got a license to
produce wine. This is during prohibition, so they think that
maybe there was kind of a that was his main goal.
And eventually he ends up working in a restaurant on
the slopes of Mount Palomar north of San Diego City.
Now he set up two telescopes there to make kind
of to make people think that perhaps he had some
connection with Mount Palomar. And he even they would even
call him professor or Danski when he didn't really have
that title at all. In nineteen forty nine, he started
lecturing on the photographs he had taken through his telescopes,
and he even wrote up the article in magazine the
next year talking about how he photographed the Sauceress. So
what uh, what it happened was the way the story
goes is that he had a group of people with
him that and they went out. He had this this
sort of inkling that he was going to meet a
man from from from elsewhere, and so they go out
to uh this to at every new desert center, California.
And one of the alleged witnesses was George Hunt Williamson,
another sort of a contact e. Later on, George Hunt
Williamson would go on to write a book called The
Saucerers Speak, And that's they did a lot of uh
uh sort of supposed contact with the Space Brothers through
radio Telegraphrey Morre's code, but it turns on it was
really more channeling Ouiji board and automatic writing. But he
is supposed to be one of the witnesses or there
about six people out there, uh, And so they went
out there with Professor A. Dempsky. He had this this
inkling that uh that if he were to move away
from them to go to this one spot, he might
hit Pedrin. So he goes about a mile and a
half away. They could see him through binoculars and A
Dempsey claims that he saw this this Venusian scout ship
land and this man steps out that they call Orthon,
and uh Orthon is kind of the classic uh Nordic
h long blonde hair coveralls. And they communicated through telepathy
and hand gestures, and the main thrust of the conversation
was that he had come to Earth to warn us
about our atomic testing and so anyway, that was supposed
to be his uh, his first contact. Now the others
claim that they did see him talking to somebody off
in the desert, but it's kind of it gets kind
of vague to what what they actually did see. Supposedly
they saw a shiny cigar shaped object pass overhead originally,
and according to Ray Stanford, Ray Stanford was a He
and his brother Rex at the time, they were kind
of starry eyed teenagers. They were reading GEORGEA. Damski's books
and so forth, and bought it hook line and sinker,
and so they went out there to see him, and
Stampsky turns around and shows him how he faked some
of his photographs. But that's another story. But anyway, this
was kind of ushering in that era of contact ease.
There was Orpheo ANGELUSI nineteen fifty two. A Ufo was
supposed to come down to Orbes, were supposed to have
a separator from him, and he got some kind of
a message from them. Trumhim Berthrom he's the one in
nineteen fifty two near Nevada, the Nevada border Mormon Mesa
is where a craft landed and a bonafid space babe
stepped out our rains. She was quite shapely, very attractive.
Were a tam was from the planet Clarion, and it
seems that there were two. Originally Clarion was behind our moon,
but then I think the story changed where it was
actually opposite the Earth on the other side of the Sun,
and he's supposed to have had several contacts with her.
Now this was actually there were at this time these
a lot of these claims erupted and it was really
a great time to be alive. The mid fifties, there
was a group in Detroit that formed a Flying Saucer
Club and they got all excited about this guy, Georgia Damski,
and because his book had come out, he wrote a
book with Desmond Leslie. Desmond Leslie was actually a spitfire
pilot during World War Two, a brit and he had
written a book kind of chronicling the uh uh you
know UFOs through the ages. They were calling him flying
Saucers at the time. And then he hears about this
guy that he had contacted, this Venusian in the desert.
So they put these two different parts of the book
together and they come up with a book called Flying
Saucers Have Landed. And uh so that was that really made.
That was kind of a big sensation. And so the
Detroit Flying Saucer Club, headed by Helen and Bryant Reeves.
Uh they they talked to uh uh Truman Berthram, uh
George Hunt Williamson, Desmond Leslie and also uh George van Tassel.
Eventually they contact what they there was this fascinating book.
One of my favorite books is called The Flying Saucer Pilgrimage.
It was actually published by Ray Palmer Palmer Publications, and
they go off on this, uh, this great journey across
the US and talked to all these uh, these fascinating
contact deeds. George van Tassel out in California near not
too far from where Danski had his encounter. He lived
under what they call Giant Rock, and he would have
these huge contact EA conventions all the way up to
about nineteen seventy, the mid seventies anyway, and he would
channel underneath Giant Rock. He's the first guy to channel Ashtar.
Now everybody has channeled Ashtar. I think even Susie has
channeled Ashtar a couple of times. I know Club has,
but he wasn't sober. George Hunt Williamson met a guy
named Sulganda. So he says, in the desert. Everybody's meeting
these guys in the California desert, and Selganda told him
to build the integratron. Now you can see photographs of
the integratron. It was supposed to be this device that
would ensure longevity. Unfortunately, George van Tassel died of a
heart attack before he could finish it. So anyways, a
lot of very interesting colorful characters. I wish I could
have gone to some of these conventions and just walked around.
It's very There's also some really bizarre characters. Lee Childers,
now he's a guy from the Detroit area. His first
encounter was only several miles south of where I was born,
and supposedly he was in contact with these aliens and
he found out he's actually two hundred and fifty years old,
that this is Lee Childers. His real name is Prince Nielsen.
And he was on you know, we hear a lot
about Long john Neville. Where you are you can find
some of these great recordings of a dam Skian and
George van Tassel and many of these other people. On
his show. He actually had Lee Childers on and he
Lee Childers is claimed for so outrageous that that Long
john Nevill actually threw him off. The show would tolerate
all kinds of people. The men in Black had killed
him several times, but he had been he had been resurrected.
So I guess I can understand why.
Speaker 1: That's excellent. But let me ask this the switch, Okay,
So so why I'm just gonna think, why is the
like the Psyche of America in the late forties and
fifties that they would think that the people who came
down from space were literally like these you know, not
a god, God's okay, like peace, were almost like hippies
in a way, you know, hippies some of the And
then I remember reading this you article that made this
kind of you know, a substantial argument where in nineteen
fifty three fifty four, there's this pilot named Mantle, Charles Mantle,
and he was in a flight of four P fifty
one Mustangs. They the tower, they were over Fort Knox
and there was an unidentified flying object and he two
of them turned up to go chase this thing to
identify it. One of the guys turned back, and this guy,
Charles Mintel, who was a very you know, veteran kind
of fight a pilot, kept climbing and climbing beyond the
serviceable altitude of this Fife Mustang, which is a propeller
driven inmplane, and then they lost touch with them. The
last thing he said is it's like, you know, I
can't believe how big this is or something like that,
whether you joke, that's what date said. Cut that up.
So and then they then they lose touch with him,
and his plane crashes. He's horribly disfigured, and all of
a sudden, aliens the enemy, do you know what I mean,
Like the public attitude switched, the public opinion switch, and
all of a sudden, now there are adversaries, and they're
not the Space Brothers anymore.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 7: Well, it's interesting because they George and Dampski's Orthon and
some of the other Space Brothers talk about that incident.
They claimed that he actually did get close to one
of their craft, but he accidentally got too close to
their electromagnetic propulsions whatever, and so it was an accident
that what they regret deeply. So you know, it's it
all kind of ties in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, funny. It's just funny the flip flop of
public opinion just over one incident or the press that
happens from that incident. Actually, But you know.
Speaker 7: Originally, I think I think people, you know, it was
the uh they were the A bomb was a big scare.
People wanted the modern day gods to save them. There's
something comforting about the Space Brothers having the ability and
technology to protect us and to save us from ourselves
or whatever where we need them. But there are some
you know I used to watch as a kid. I
used to We used to get these UHEF stations and
so you get the great syndicated talk shows from New
York City and they would have it wasn't just long
John nevil Man. You'd have a parade of you had
uh it was an Alan Burke less crane. There were
there as several guys who would have uh you know,
the odd pulse on. And did you ever hear of
the mystic barber Addie Sinatra. He was a contact team.
He would he would come on these shows. He would
have uh, he'd be dressed up in in like a
litutlemanum foil. He had like a lulumfoil head dressed with
a tube on it or whatever and a kind of
a ray gun made out of a lamp shade and
aluminum foil. And he would tell you how uh uh
Christ use electrics to heal people. And uh. There's this
great series of photographs of him by the u N
in Saucer News where he's got one of these contraptions
on and he's saying there's a bunch of invisible Martians
there that he's protecting us from anyway that there was
a Dana Howard. Her first contact with Diana from Venus
was through a seance and then later on she claimed
to actually be in uh the spaceship. And then my favorite,
my favorite of all time, Trevor James Constable. Back in
those days, he called himself T James because he didn't
want to be identified. He was a part time actor.
He had his own business. But he wrote a book
called his first book, They Live in the Sky, and
he's the guy that was uh. He learned how to
channel from George van Tassel and he was also channeling Ashtar.
Like I said, everybody has right and he's He was
the one that was took back in the Mohabi Desert.
He would take these infrared photographs of what he called
sky critters and they're pretty spectacular photographs that I used
to think this guy was just nuts, and then I
heard several interviews with him over the years and I thought,
well no, And he was also an a war I
would work one in two aviation historian, A very interesting guy.
So uh and he uh. He wrote another book, follow
up book called The Cost mcfalls of Life and got
into Wilhelm Reich stuff and Oregon Energy and all that stuff.
So this stuff just me andrews all over the place.
But you're right, there was became a point in time
when the Grays took over, right uh, and it just
for me. The the markers are close encounters of the
third kind yep. And then and Whitley Strieber's book Communion
once again.
Speaker 1: So so stop right there if you don't mind, okay,
because we have to tap dance here for about forty minutes.
Whitley Streeber is like the biggest con man in the world. Well,
let's say the second biggest. Okay. He was a guy
who wrote a couple of books kind of like parallel.
He wrote something about a wolf wolfing or something like that. Yeah,
he made he had two kind of best sellers, paperback bestsellers.
And then somewhere someone in the line the way said, well, listen,
you gotta you have to, you know, do something else,
change up, write about something else. You see successful, So
see if you can make the switch. So he comes
up with this this story where he goes up to
this cabin in upstate New York and aliens visit him
and tell him all this stuff, and then he writes
a bunch of books about it, and it is hugely successful,
hugely successful because he was like the first guy who
kind of became his own brand in a way. Now,
this is a guy who also claimed that he was
at the I think in nineteen sixty six some guy
got up on top of the tower at Texas University
and shot and killed about forty people sixty six at
soa club would say, sixty five somewhere around there. He
claimed he was at that. He also claimed that he
shielded someone with his body and that he saw three
women shot in front of him, and a kid on
a bike was shot. Never was near the place, never
wasn't even in the same state. Okay, his mother testified
he was at home when that happened. So if someone
would make up a story like that for who knows, why,
what are you gonna believe anything? He writes?
Speaker 4: Right? Am?
Speaker 1: I right?
Speaker 9: I enjoyed his book Communion.
Speaker 7: You know what a fascinating book is?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 7: He and his wife got thousands and thousands of letters
from people about their abduction experience.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sir.
Speaker 7: When John Keel wrote one of the first books about
he wrote an article in True magazine called never Mind,
never Mind The Saucer did you see the guys who
were driving The editor of True brought him into his
office once and he said, look at that. They're like
six giant postal bags of letters or people talking about
their citing or experience. So anyway, the Communion letters are
fascinating and you know, people talking about their experiences and
they're just uh, the short of it is, they're not
just going to be nuts and bolts et stuff. Even
make some achell stuff. Look, look, you know normally you know.
Speaker 9: The thing about Whitley in the Communion is, you know
what really ruined him. He lost a lot of beans
and everything, and he was ridiculed. Was when he was
abducted and he ran into a proctologist up there.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
Speaker 9: Well he did didn't Yeah, he didn't hear they did
an exploratory on him.
Speaker 7: Up there, and he wasn't licensed.
Speaker 4: License.
Speaker 9: He lost a lot of credibility. People started making fun
of him, you know, making jokes about that. But he
claims that when he was on the table up there,
that this person used their finger and she had a
lot of probing of him.
Speaker 1: Well he might have been, just said, a buyer in
the back room. You don't know, but listen.
Speaker 9: Well, whatever it was, but boy, instead of making him
famous at that point, a lot of people sort of
backed off, and.
Speaker 1: So he came you mean later on he claimed he
was abducted by aliens or that was the beginning of
his story.
Speaker 7: No, that was that was under hypnosis.
Speaker 1: It came out, you know, they convenient what do you
call it when they bring you back, regressive hypnosis.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he went through that and he claimed he couldn't
sit down for a week.
Speaker 4: Oh wait a second, So he became infamous instead of famous.
Speaker 9: I'm glad I use that at least once to show
that he claims, you know, that he was abducted and
that they performed these things on him while he was
up there.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the voice of reason here,
Susie Bastill. What are the chances? Why why would aliens
abduct people and do these probing things that they talk
about when they must have they must be so advanced.
Why would they get into the nitty gritty or something
like that. Why would they Why would they have open cattle?
You know, if this if they can traverse the universe
of the galaxy like nothing, why why do they get it?
Why do they get their hands, diready Susie.
Speaker 6: So that's always the interesting part is why I think
it's hard, Like we're really crappy at even telling the
motives of another human, let alone a non human entity, right,
Like we try to put human characteristics on non human
things all the time. You see people do it with
the cats, cats. I see people do it with spiders
all times. They're not Yeah, they're not humans. They don't
think like us, they don't have human emotions. We don't know.
But when you're talking about like these abduction scenarios, maybe
it's something that our own fears are manifesting. Maybe, and
it's you know, taking on the form that we are
expecting it too, because that's now in pop culture that
you know, aliens abduct you and you get a free
colon exam. Well, so I mean it could be that
as well.
Speaker 1: So, but and I agree with you. But here's the
thing that it's always stuck in my head and talked
about it before. In the show he had these two guys,
doctor John Mack I think his name was Huston Hovey,
and had Bud Hopkins, who separately, you know, in agreement,
but separately did studies a regressive hypnosis for people who
said that they had been abducted and there was no
cross pollination, let's say. And the thing that it got
have said this so many times the show. The thing
that came out from both of them was that they
said that the aliens the grays had tattoos on their arms.
And that is so weird. How do you make you know,
how do two separate entities make that up?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Do you ever think that Elizabeth of tattoos got They
had people from two independent groups saying I was abducted,
they did this to me, and yeah, they had tattoos.
Speaker 6: What are the tattoos of do you know mom?
Speaker 1: Mom's mom? Yeah, I don't know that that's that's funny.
Mom with a hot so yeah, so that that's kind
of strange. But but I think you're right. I think
it's like, you know, there's there's this shreading part of
the you know, population who these kind of things I
don't know are not implanted in their heads, but they
they feel better if they go and report things like
this to other people. I think is make them a
little bit more out of the order or something like that.
Speaker 7: Wow, it could be these things where are you know, uh,
change their shape? The experience has changed over time. You know,
when you look back back in the old days, you
couldn't You could find something like a gray once in
a while. But back in the sixties, seventies, even eighties,
you had things like the Kelly Hoppinsville Goblins, you had
the flat Woods Monster, you had the Cisco Grove Aliens,
you know, on and on, and you had things that
were nothing like a gray. So that does seem like
these things have changed over time. And perhaps you know,
some people might say, well, you know, the grays came
in and pushed the other guys out. Others might say, well,
these things just like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, he wrote
a book called The Coming of the Fairies. He wasn't
just a Sherlock Holmes guy. He's a paranormal investigator. And
while he firmly believed in these elementals and the fairies
and so forth, he said that their appearance is largely
dependent on the individual viewing them. What if the appearance,
the appearance and the experience on some of these objections
or just encounters are dependent on the person viewing them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right right, in a way, I mean it's it's
like taking to the tenth degree. We see what we
want to see, right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 9: But what happened? I mean, thirty forty years ago, this
was the ravee, you know, the rage. Everyone was talking
about abductions and the gras it's gone. Did all of
these you know, beings or whatever they.
Speaker 1: Are just said, had I took off? That was it?
Speaker 9: Get the hell out of here?
Speaker 4: I mean yeah.
Speaker 9: So you know, a lot of these writers made tons
of money on this stuff, some of them don't. And
now there's nothing. It's just disappeared. That's the only bizarre
thing about it. Maybe we can tie it here in it.
Speaker 7: But look at Elbert Rosales's database. It goes back to
one A. D and all the way up to twenty
fifteen in his series of what fifteen or sixteen books,
and he talks about the other is amongst us, and
some of them are like classic alien types, some are
like there's so much that is is individual and different.
And he keep chronicle stuff from all over the world.
And when you read this stuff, you think, my god,
some of it would fit the uh the John Keel template.
I think others would not. Some of it seems to
be very very physical and very nuts and bulls. But
it's it's it's just, uh, it is. It's an endless
variety of allegedly any way of entities that we have encountered.
And then there's that the guy the uh some when
I don't a little, very little about He used to
write for Flying Saucer Review, a mod John Alutin, for
a book called set Us suppressed sixty years of suppressed
evidence about the humanoid experience, And he took Rosales's database
and he crunched the numbers and figures and found out
that actually they a a humanoid encounter. Would they happen
more so at certain times of the day, I mean,
if they're happening at all, not that they happen everywhere
all over the time. But like the worst time you
haven't experience is noon. The best time is between ten
pm and two am. But the thing is when you're drunk.
That holds true in every single time zone. If that's
regesting that the point of benifestation or entry is fixed,
the one thing that would tell us is that this
is not imagination. There's something really going on. And one
other thing he found that he calls some humanoid migrations.
He said that you will find that if you again,
if you take that database, you'll find that there's somewhere
in South America at one point you'd have some kind
of an outbreak or experiences, and then it would move
up to North America, somewhere US or Canada, over to
Europe the continent or UK and an onto Malaysia, Asia
and then around again. And these were happening in about
eight to ten year cycles, about over four or five
times over the years.
Speaker 4: That's wild, it's bizarre. Yeah, yeah, and I know I
know that the.
Speaker 7: You know a lady we had on the show, Barbara Fisher,
she is in contact with some people that are also
crunching the same numbers and seem to be, from what
I understand, seem to be coming up with some of
the same data. So again, whatever the heck is going on,
we may not be dealing with actually aliens or whatever,
but whatever is going on, it seems to be something
that is beyond simply beyond imagination or delusion.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole idea that this is almost I don't
want to say a timetable, but in a way it's
a timetable. It's like something is pointing at the earth.
We should happened in the earth turns, we should happens here.
Speaker 7: I mean, these these entities have been with us forever.
You know, from the Jacques valai'se uh uh study A
Passport to Magonia of Elements of folklore. You know a
lot of the what we call the fairies or eleprechauns
or elementals is very similar in some ways to some
something modernda UFO experiences.
Speaker 6: Yeah when looking at them through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, strange. Why don't we do this talk about strange?
Why don't we take a quick break in another round
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And I hope you're still staying with us.
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I think for a second there switch Blade, Steve Wood,
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what do you say?
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Speaker 9: Well, I got to say things improved as the show
went on. Really seems like, oh yeah, I definitely felt
that we got our second win, you know, and so
so I'm feeling better now?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it because you also watched them raise the banner
at Boston goten?
Speaker 4: Is that what's going on there?
Speaker 9: We're winning by twenty Yeah, maybe that's it. I'm watching
the Celtics along with the made happy. That's one thing
about me. We were watching you watch. Yeah, we're watching
you watch. Uh anyway, I think so I stayed in you.
Speaker 1: Yes, your eyes were off off the off you're looking
up over the corner.
Speaker 9: The show isn't a boat eyes.
Speaker 1: It's about that's right, very good off the TV, just
so you know.
Speaker 4: That's the new motto.
Speaker 1: Also with us as UFO mechanical all now though, ol, Hey, yeah,
glad to be here, guys. It's loud in here to
it's unbelievable here tonight. It's it's really good.
Speaker 4: We interrupted a birthday party a while ago, I mean.
Speaker 1: And there's no cake left. Also with the cake is
my good friend Susie. But Steele Susie.
Speaker 6: Maybe the vibes are off tonight because of that birthday party,
because it can't possibly be us because we're all one.
Speaker 1: We're wrong, yeah, right, nothing wrong with us. So I
kind of want to join the birthday party. See what's
going on. We'll take pictures. So Susie I was there,
I'd be like, yeah, you'd be dancing on the bar
at this point. Whose birthday is it? Who knows, We'll
find out, Susie. So you've joined us for the first
time tonight as part of the regular crew. Keviny, I
had something loaded up, but I can't do it now.
Speaker 7: I have a question. You know, it's it's personal. You
don't have to answer it. But Susie negotiated for a contract.
Speaker 4: Yet relaxed we switch it.
Speaker 7: Hey, that's what I know.
Speaker 6: I don't even have a title or nickname or.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I was going to say.
Speaker 1: You volunteered to go through some kind of a initiation, right,
the blood initiation, right the hangar.
Speaker 6: Wow hand ritual or something?
Speaker 1: Yes? And no, what kind of a what if if
we had an initiation in mind? What I mean?
Speaker 4: I got it?
Speaker 7: I got it. Okay, she has to watch a movie
shows and by club.
Speaker 1: The violent violent ship, you know that would be then
you'd really be into the thing when they'll see her again.
We're probably from a returney. No, what the greasy strangler? No, no, no, no, sorry, Susie. Sorry,
hang it, let's think of something. We'll think of something.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll watch a Crentin Tarantino movie.
Speaker 1: Now, don't that's torture. That's not an initiation. That's there's
a difference the crack spider something like that.
Speaker 7: Versus the spider.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you this, how much is it a
regular tarantula cost?
Speaker 6: There's a range. It depends on how old they are
in the species. By a baby, it's cheaper than to
buy an adult. The reason you would want to buy
an adult is because you would know the sex of
it already.
Speaker 1: Okay, they do they have sex?
Speaker 9: Like, do you see them? If you had like a
male and female together, did they go out?
Speaker 1: You know you would know because then she rips his
head off after they're done, right, drinks and dead first?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 7: Even hang around with spider bars.
Speaker 6: There's a whole process to get them to mate, so
like you have to replicate their mating season. So if
you have a braid of spider that mates after the
rainy season, you have to make their enclosure really wet.
For like a month.
Speaker 1: Before they'll be most to get them in the moon.
I didn't want to say the word, but you have to.
Speaker 6: You have to make sure the female has been fed recently,
where she will.
Speaker 4: Dinner and drinks go ahead, and what.
Speaker 6: When they're about to meet, how they kind of like communicate,
that is by tapping, So they'll they'll tap And I
have had to move one of my male spiders enclosures
to a different room because they were all in my office.
But then when he preached maturity, he started tapping on
the glass of his tank all day long. And it's
having me not when I was telling you, I caught
self pleasuring that.
Speaker 1: Oh how does that go, Steve? It's a violation or what?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not going to say anything.
Speaker 1: I don't say it. Flee Yes, Wow, this is spider
here on Maclahoney's military. So how how much does one
tarantula costs?
Speaker 6: So the cheapest you're gonna get a baby, if it's
like a really common species is like thirty bucks. If
you get like an adult of one of those same
common species is going to be like three to five
hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: Because it's already sex. You know, what are you getting? Right?
Speaker 6: Right, and they some of them take so long to mature.
They're very slow growing, some of them, not all of them,
the nerds, but yeah, it could be like ten years
before they're mature.
Speaker 1: Really, how long do they live for?
Speaker 6: So females always live longer, but a lot of species
females will live for up to thirty years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, Okay, not that. So it's a long term
relations thing. You're not you know, you're not buying it's
going to die in three weeks. If you take care
of it, it's gonna last. Yeah, you know, there's quite
a lifespan, and that's.
Speaker 6: It's you know, more like eight years on averaged finance
species or you know, if you meet them, the male
is probably not going to survive through that, and they
even if they do, they usually die pretty quickly after
they meet.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 9: Is that like a bee if they have like sex
and then they die?
Speaker 1: Yeah, certain bees because they rip out their insides, which
stays with the females in humans too.
Speaker 6: About bees mating a couple of days ago where they
can't like the females can store sperm just like spiders,
but the males will rip out sperm left by.
Speaker 1: They'll try to dig out one they're there, yeah, you know,
to pass on their genetics. Yes, but normally when it
when a male like a honeybe when a male honeybee mates,
he he loses his genitalia and he gets ripped out
of when he dies.
Speaker 4: So it's you know, to them, it's a one and done,
one and done.
Speaker 9: It doesn't grow back.
Speaker 4: It doesn't grow back you.
Speaker 1: But by the same token, if they don't mate, they
get thrown out of the hive, like right now, Wow,
I walk over by my hives and I see the
females dragging the males out of the hive and throwing
them on the ground lose, and they won't let them
back in, Like, no, they we're not going to feed
you always. They're useless weight, you know, and they consume
a lot of stores, so they figure they don't need
a bunch of them for the winter.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: So they throw them out. They just drag them out
and throw them on the ground. And maybe that's what's
in store for us, you know, him and race. Anyway,
anything would be a got welcome change. Thank you, Susie.
We appreciate it. And let's give her a round of
applause for her first night. You know, maybe her last night.
We'll find out. Thanks. Also, thank you, thank you well,
thank you Elver now though you go for mechanic. Thanks
for having me right, thank you from getting the drinks
and and navigating our way through that drama outside.
Speaker 4: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: Also well, thank you club, Thank you club.
Speaker 9: Well you're quite welcome.
Speaker 1: Well they playing the Knicks, right, they playing the nixt
in the Knicks.
Speaker 9: We're up by twenty one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, next terrible?
Speaker 1: How was the how was the un the Celtics trade
the banners?
Speaker 9: I was concentrating on the show, but then the show
we then we had to drop down.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 1: Your attention drifted. Okay, bank the club for joining us today.
We appreciate it was left Switchy okay, switch Yes, I
had a speech. We paid, but I left it at home.
So thank you Switchy for joining us. That's all right
that your plumbing problems are all taken care of, I think.
Speaker 7: So it's been.
Speaker 1: When you're gonna know when next time you flush the toilet?
Speaker 7: Well, if I keep uh uh, that toilet is fine,
and so let's kick it around. It's the washing clothes, okay,
and it's it's it's a long story and it's not
very interesting.
Speaker 1: So why don't you bring him down the creek like
everyone else does, buying him against the rocks.
Speaker 7: Well, and it's just that the I have you get
him over the flood.
Speaker 1: Wall, okay, and that would be a little okay, plus
you know you got to worry about this.
Speaker 9: Good mocks.
Speaker 1: Listen, thank you Switchy for joining us. Appreciate it, and
thank you one one, thank you one one.
Speaker 4: You're welcome. This should be here as always.
Speaker 1: Well, this is one of those nights you've been rough
in England. Okay, why what do you mean? Well, you know,
kind of a flat tire. You're not here, you know,
it's huh.
Speaker 4: I'd rather be down there because it's it seems to
be more exciting right right now. It's like the boring
part of the season. Okay, it's it's wet, it's rainy.
The crows places the history. There's female spiders around here
in luck. The crows. That's what's going on in my life.
I really crows.
Speaker 1: Halloween one do they do much for is the Halloween
in England?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they do have a big Halloween. Right now, we're
preparing for Bonfire Day, saying, what the hell's bonfire Day?
It's a guy flocks. Oh yeah, the guy. Yeah, November fifth,
and the big concern is people making barnfires out of
piles of wooden stuff where hedgehogs may be already hibernating
on the hedgehogs. Again, I belong to this hedgehog society,
which is very cool.
Speaker 1: Did you also say earlier in the show that hedgehogs
date themselves?
Speaker 4: Yep, they do, they do. Yeah, delicacy don't have hedgehogs
as a pet, they really, you know, I don't recommend
that at all.
Speaker 1: You know, we're the name of those monkeys, the cobol
old monkeys. I've heard them cobol old monkeys. No, Susie,
you know what I'm talking about. What I'm black here
is so cob No. I can't say, I'm sorry. Just
just the google them and see what they're up to.
They're very sex craze chimpanzees. They live both of sex
than food, as it turns out. Yeah, that's what I'm
talking about. What was it the monocos? Okay, yeah, yeah,
they have they have a different view of sex than
the rest of the animal kingdom, correct Susie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so what I know about them is the again
we're talking about self pleasure, and the females will put
on a show for the males to get them to
give them oranges.
Speaker 1: That's all it takes. They should go up to kittens
with a bag of oranges.
Speaker 4: How do you know all this stuff about animals? What
is what's going on there with your life?
Speaker 6: I'm a nerd.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Did you go to college for this or what? Do
you have a master's in monkey sex monkey? I have.
Speaker 6: I have bachelors in studio art and psychology, and I
went back and got a masters in finance later.
Speaker 4: It's a stepping stone to riches being an expert on spiders.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is the finance the fire interesting career path.
All right, well, thank you Susie for joining us, and
thank you one one for joining us, and so I
think that's it, right, welcome. So he just wanted we'll
probably at the end of the show, we're going to
play a few songs from the band Sky Club that
I was involved with. And the reason is that the
saxophone player, who is great anytime you listen to these songs,
he's the best thing on the record. Omni Casting, a
good friend of ours passed away. He was seventy four
years old from New Orleans, came up to New England
and just played on a lot of records, played with
Elvis Constello, the Eagles, Paul McCartney, Fats Domino. I mean,
the list of people that this guy played with is
just really long, and you know, all the names except
Sky Club, which no one knew of. But we just
happened to, you know, become friends with him, and he
played on our songs just great, just super dupa saxophone players.
So we're going to play a few songs tonight just
in his memory. Omni casting a great guy and a
great musician. And so let's get to the plugs. Home
Star Troops Homestar Troops is a organization that raises money
for our troops that were hurt in hurt in combat
after nine to eleven.
Speaker 4: That is.
Speaker 1: Hurt in combat after nine to eleven, that's the Iraqi War,
in the Afghan War. And these folks came home maybe
missing an arm or a leg, and Home Star Troops
builds them houses that are suited to their needs, not
a lot of stairs, lo a counter space. You've heard
us talking about a for years. Ninety cents on your
charity dollar goes right to our veterans homestar troops. Please
google them see what they're about. Else we're the end
of the show by saying John McKenny was not a loser.
He's a war hero, a disabled veteran. You don't make
fun of people like that. You honor them, and if
you make fun of them, you should be ashamed of yourself. Frankly,
so this is MAC for the entire gang, saying see
you here us next time, live from the snob and
yelling mhm, please be safe, be happy and bye bye.
Speaker 11: In this place where.
Speaker 12: Time is time, but give it's a devil time in
times of.
Speaker 7: Move in things don't buy.
Speaker 4: If I could catch a b B by be it
was on no way.
Speaker 6: On the road to tre in.
Speaker 12: Now house tree place is coming the streets of God.
The story stum the top has one on the south.
Speaker 8: Si sa n catch your stuff, you the feeling, watch
your gon the want some bad.
Speaker 12: On the road country now strong dos tree don't want
this dark place, you know. So it's back.
Speaker 6: And when the light is coming in.
Speaker 1: The back of this dark place, it's going inside the
stormy tree up time.
Speaker 12: That's time. It wills God. I don't go wrong.
Speaker 6: The trainer.
Speaker 12: Now my stronger. No, no, I'm strong. I don't know
how strangers.
Speaker 11: Stop come the wind shout at you.
Speaker 12: I'll step up where my friend has come.
Speaker 6: A show.
Speaker 12: Stop right, not being out strong, no wrong, start down
stream getting enough struck struck.
Speaker 11: Me right, he ring on my face.
Speaker 4: It has to stop ringing for days.
Speaker 12: My w is a con.
Speaker 8: So did I become one with the p farty five can.
Speaker 12: Slim after part these days in my mind that got
five o' crack his way and let me up so.
Speaker 13: High stand and our fall and me let me up
when my fall, and let me up. You give on, John,
get he let me up, get.
Speaker 12: You the food to be here, and me up. You
hear some drowns and get.
Speaker 4: Down.
Speaker 7: Pouring my soul.
Speaker 4: Fashing in the ocean.
Speaker 8: I'm losing control, dark sky all around. I can't feel
my feet.
Speaker 11: Touching the ground.
Speaker 8: Fifi can swim at the parties days and my mind
as rushing by.
Speaker 12: The crashing ways, let me out so and I fall, and.
Speaker 8: All these things in my mind, the fash away, the
meet up, so.
Speaker 12: Get out, the ball at the s up when the
moon and then.
Speaker 13: Up weekending up done and the up.
Speaker 12: And then be upple home in the Union, and up
when out far, and me up. I'm pet up dig
the home day