Speaker 1: All right, coming up at five o'clock, a little bit
Speaker 1: of clarity perhaps on the Rangers TV situation or not.
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Speaker 1: this welcome to the.
Speaker 2: Love Shack day ladies talking love life and the white mess.
Speaker 2: Sad Baby, let us be nice to you. You to
Speaker 2: the love Shack Lady life you gets crazy?
Speaker 3: You need two sex persts, roadhouse sweeze it. Let me
Speaker 3: handle the man problems for you.
Speaker 4: So you guys never use this. I I mean, we're
Speaker 4: going on about a decade of not using it. Top
Speaker 4: ten tender or dating app turnoffs for women? Come on, ladies,
Speaker 4: can we.
Speaker 1: Get before you get into them? Christina, do you have
Speaker 1: any that come to mind? Back in your tender days?
Speaker 5: Didn't use tender ever? Bumble yes, So comparing it to
Speaker 5: just the turnoffs, okay, any guy with his shirt.
Speaker 6: Off immediate, Oh yeah, no, get out of here.
Speaker 3: Man. What about shirt off but or shirt on but
Speaker 3: dong out?
Speaker 4: Oh Winnie the Pooh, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: What about a guy that says, what are his shirts on?
Speaker 1: But he's like, do you mind if I pop this
Speaker 1: shirt off? You mind if I pop this dong out?
Speaker 1: It's a little aggressive, I know if you can say
Speaker 1: that while staring at her I was staring at Katie's
Speaker 1: mouth on an app, so you're not really Yeah, that's fair,
Speaker 1: but you have to put in quotes so they know.
Speaker 3: What about a guy who right.
Speaker 1: Up front admits that he's real party but he's a
Speaker 1: great looking guy and real charming.
Speaker 6: Okay, so humor is a turn on, not a turn off.
Speaker 3: Okay, So are funny?
Speaker 6: I would think it's funny.
Speaker 5: But if it is a serious issue to where he's like, no,
Speaker 5: actually it's it's a big it's a big deal and.
Speaker 1: Turn off, you'd never be able to pick up our
Speaker 1: old program director that way. What about a few I know,
Speaker 1: I mean what about uh, what about coming through with
Speaker 1: some real strong sports opinions?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I like that some gals might be into that, as
Speaker 4: he really feel about the cowboys. Yeah, you know, this
Speaker 4: is interesting because I would like to see a similar
Speaker 4: article that showed what guys are turned off by women,
Speaker 4: you know, on their photos. But we can save that
Speaker 4: for another day.
Speaker 1: Imagine what if a girl posts a picture and she's real,
Speaker 1: real sweaty.
Speaker 4: Oh she's riding like a lamb or something. That would
Speaker 4: be terrrible. I would not be in I don't know,
Speaker 4: really any type of farm animal. I'm pretty out number one,
Speaker 4: and I don't know if these are in any order.
Speaker 4: Men not having enough photos, he says, some women are like, hey,
Speaker 4: if you if you only put two or three up there. Look,
Speaker 4: it's a carousel for a reason. Yeah, why don't you
Speaker 4: show us who you are, that you're a real give
Speaker 4: me five, six, seven picks and they're real old.
Speaker 5: They also make the mistake of like putting up pictures
Speaker 5: with their friends.
Speaker 4: You know that's on there too.
Speaker 6: I like to see. Yeah, it's like I can't.
Speaker 5: Tell who you are, dude, click this for that guy
Speaker 5: and it's not you.
Speaker 4: Dudes had in photos with a bunch of other dudes. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like come on, man, don't.
Speaker 3: Make me guess.
Speaker 1: On a party bus, there's always a real short one
Speaker 1: in the front.
Speaker 4: He's had a jack though. He's like, yeah, I was a.
Speaker 3: Great wrestler in high school.
Speaker 4: It's incredible that always advents. Have you ever watched that?
Speaker 4: It's always the guy in the front, short ben lifting weights,
Speaker 4: always been to an upper body. It's like, whoa uh
Speaker 4: number two? If his bio was too cocky? Yeah, confidence
Speaker 4: and you know, an arrogance, like what's the how do
Speaker 4: you know?
Speaker 3: The lines?
Speaker 4: Women always like I don't want a confident man. But
Speaker 4: then you're being too cocky. It's like, well what am I?
Speaker 5: What am I?
Speaker 3: Supposed to do.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's the difference in confidence and
Speaker 1: cockiness is when you're talking, whether or not.
Speaker 3: Your head is tilted up.
Speaker 1: Wait, you know what I'm saying, Like, if you're confident,
Speaker 1: you're just talking directly. If your cocky kind of tilts
Speaker 1: your head back a little bit and you kind of
Speaker 1: put your chin out a little bit, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, I don't know that.
Speaker 3: Actually I don't understand that.
Speaker 1: Understand Yeah, okay, Well I'm just saying when I'm looking
Speaker 1: for a guy, that's what I look for.
Speaker 3: Strong chin. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want the cocky guy. I want the
Speaker 1: confident guy. Yeah, I want to humble, confident guys.
Speaker 6: But that's the difference.
Speaker 4: Is the humility, right, humility, Yeah, and the humidity. Unclear pictures. Look,
Speaker 4: if you need to go get a new phone to
Speaker 4: do this. I like, if you're posting some photos that
Speaker 4: it's just pixelized, I'm looking.
Speaker 3: For somebody with a little it acumen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 5: Just confident enough to post a picture of yourself that's clear,
Speaker 5: no sense glasses, we.
Speaker 3: Can actually see you.
Speaker 4: Maybe with the dog dogs help, because it's not a
Speaker 4: turn off.
Speaker 6: Huge help.
Speaker 4: Yeah, an animal animal or just a dog.
Speaker 6: Dog for me. Some girls like cats, really I don't.
Speaker 6: I'm not. I don't like guys that like cats.
Speaker 1: And do you know what that tells someone when you
Speaker 1: post a picture of the dog. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be able to do any traveling. In fact, in the
Speaker 1: middle of our date, I'm gonna be like, hey, I
Speaker 1: have to run home right quick so that the dog
Speaker 1: doesn't take a dumb in my apartment living room.
Speaker 6: I travel a lot with two dogs.
Speaker 3: Is that right? You take them on the plane.
Speaker 5: It's called dog sitters. You can dog sitter, you travel
Speaker 5: with the dogs. I get it now, I get what
Speaker 5: you're saying. Yeah, I was like, white, how are you are?
Speaker 5: They like you have the pass like that you served
Speaker 5: and you need that.
Speaker 1: I know what Guys who post pictures with another girl, Oh.
Speaker 4: You know, not on there, but that's pretty good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, not smart, it's my sister.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you need to have some trophies on there,
Speaker 1: just to show them the caliber that you're Yeah.
Speaker 4: I want you.
Speaker 3: I've been measuring stick.
Speaker 1: If you're not as hot as this girl, please don't
Speaker 1: swipe whatever direction right.
Speaker 4: Number four vulgar pickup lines starting a conversation with a
Speaker 4: rude or explicit one liner. I don't know, man one.
Speaker 4: We all know pickup lines are terrible, But.
Speaker 3: Were you eighteen?
Speaker 4: That's a good one. He's showing that he does obey
Speaker 4: the law.
Speaker 3: That's right, making sure it was recently at least.
Speaker 4: He's showing that he at least once, he's gonna find out.
Speaker 4: This guy's not a creepy.
Speaker 3: That qu would you prefer a thick or a thin bitch?
Speaker 1: I imagine both of those being said with a cocktail
Speaker 1: in your hand. That's a question I was asking myself
Speaker 1: looking in the mirror over there. Yeah, this was the
Speaker 1: last time you took a dump with a newspaper?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's a great question.
Speaker 4: You're hot, Hey one a real strange. I know we've
Speaker 4: done many segments on that over the years. I knew
Speaker 4: what I thought of. And this is just free advice
Speaker 4: to all the single men out there, as uh, the
Speaker 4: singlement out there. As I go to a girl and say, hey,
Speaker 4: you smell like free dos, just see what she says.
Speaker 3: What I think.
Speaker 4: It's a good one liner.
Speaker 3: I think we got knocked off the air.
Speaker 6: Did it work for you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I didn't know. I'm not using these was wasted. Now
Speaker 4: for me, if I come up with a good pick
Speaker 4: up on I'm supposed.
Speaker 3: To do with them. Just tell a gal she smells
Speaker 3: like corn chips.
Speaker 4: That so you're getting that hungry stair, all right, Hey
Speaker 4: you get something on your butt?
Speaker 3: My eyes.
Speaker 1: I thought they were gonna say, my hand, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's the salt, brother, Hans, you're culpable.
Speaker 4: This say is a turn off for women. Flauning his wealth.
Speaker 4: He's bragging about money and photos or maybe flashing some cash.
Speaker 1: Bio says, I could buy you. They act like they
Speaker 1: don't like that, but they.
Speaker 6: A certain girl will go for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, smoking hot one, a smoking hot one with no
Speaker 1: life skills, that's what we're looking for.
Speaker 4: Driving a cyber truck and window downysh And.
Speaker 1: She's dumb enough not to know whether you really have
Speaker 1: any money or not. But then I were in our
Speaker 1: early twenties. We had these two friends that would rent
Speaker 1: Lexus luxury cars on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Remember there was that. It was like Buffy and.
Speaker 4: Uh ok, just beating up gals.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, because they didn't have like a dope cars,
Speaker 1: they'd rent Alexas for the weekend and roll around in that.
Speaker 4: It's so dumb. That is not a good investment either.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety two, I was like, these guys are genius,
Speaker 1: just a smart people I've ever met you.
Speaker 4: What a waste of money though, Now they do it.
Speaker 4: Did they get up and get them some masks?
Speaker 1: Yes, but now people do it with Lamborghinis and Ferraris and.
Speaker 3: The weekend car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so stupid.
Speaker 3: I got some piece this weekend.
Speaker 6: Let me go rint a car, rent a card, and
Speaker 6: it's desperate, I am.
Speaker 1: Y'all sound like people that don't get pe on the weekends.
Speaker 1: These guys were swimming in it. Yeah, and then everything
Speaker 1: after that was legal. They weren't paying for it. They
Speaker 1: rented it.
Speaker 4: You guys didn't say that, and you just said they
Speaker 4: rented the car. You didn't tell me they were swimming
Speaker 4: in it.
Speaker 3: No, they Yeah, they were cleaning up right.
Speaker 4: Swimming because that's cool. Yeah, yeah, because that's a that's
Speaker 4: the cool thing to do.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's what I admire.
Speaker 4: Just give me a good game, maybe a bag of popcorn.
Speaker 4: That's a good weekend for me. That's swimming in it.
Speaker 3: That's your bio on a dating site.
Speaker 4: Poor grammar and spelling too, you know, aren't how to
Speaker 4: spell you should spell use.
Speaker 3: But not a real problem. Movie looks like Brad Pitt though, Right,
Speaker 3: that's what really matters. Right, you're not gonna swipe on that?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Oh please, come on? You know what.
Speaker 1: I took a picture the picture from fight Club where
Speaker 1: he's shirtless but he's holding like an English language paper.
Speaker 3: He's got a D plus. You're not swiping on it.
Speaker 6: We'll give him one date.
Speaker 5: But if there if they're using their wrong okay, Mike's Roy,
Speaker 5: you're on a daiy site.
Speaker 3: Mike's Roy uses their wrong, he says.
Speaker 6: Never, he's a genius.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, dude, he'd use chet GPT for all
Speaker 1: of it. Sure that's enough. Oh wow, okay there's the
Speaker 1: other segment. Yes, well we made it. Congratulations everyone on
Speaker 1: making it through that.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Coming up next the weekly weekday Update. Uh, we've got
Speaker 1: news on the Texas Rangers and we might get into
Speaker 1: a story about how whale farts almost started a world war.
Speaker 3: That's potentially next