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<v Speaker 1>Uh, what's up? Everybody? Welcome to part two. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't want to be an asshole. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to be this person. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be a douche mgoche. But if you pop this on

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<v Speaker 2>and you heard us clearly say that there was a

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<v Speaker 2>part one and you're like, I don't care, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>going to listen to part two, come on, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, may come, mom may. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, because we got all our like little heb

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<v Speaker 2>gibi's out that's not the right word, but you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we get all our little ants what do you call them, shpilcus.

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<v Speaker 2>And we worked hard is what we're trying to say.

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<v Speaker 2>We worked hard, We left it all on the table.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of setup, there's a lot of we,

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<v Speaker 2>we made a lot of accusations right at Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>still I still do feel like there's something a little

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<v Speaker 2>off about wherever whatever treatment he's getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack's, by the way, is he But yeah, go back

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<v Speaker 1>and listen to that because a lot of stuff. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about science, we talk about healing. We'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Five Ways to heal your life, which is not even

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<v Speaker 2>on brand, but like do we do it so you

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<v Speaker 2>want to go back and hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not to.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we just get into the driving a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's going to be kind of a nothing them

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<v Speaker 2>doing that, because I kind of skipped it a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>As as you've said.

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<v Speaker 2>In the past when we talk about like Housewives Orange County,

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<v Speaker 2>I always going like a mud run. My remote just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of goes a little ahead of the mud. I

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<v Speaker 2>just wrote, we have to literally watch them race toy cars. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and we don't all I wrote, and that's the thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and we kind of just don't. No, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we don't nobody, they're not Bravo is not

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<v Speaker 2>the boss of me. No, I do what I want.

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<v Speaker 2>I watch what I want. Yeah, I think I just

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<v Speaker 2>left it on. I just watched it for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>But then we get to a discussion of jack somehow

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<v Speaker 2>Jacks is still starring in the show. Oh for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>he's the main he's main star. Yeah, energy, he's the lead.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But we find out that all every outlet now has

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<v Speaker 2>the story that Jackson is in rehab, so TMZ and

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<v Speaker 2>Brittany is like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you fanned out. How did you

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<v Speaker 1>find out?

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<v Speaker 2>They well, and then Brittany asked herself, who's the other

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<v Speaker 2>villain on the show. Oh, yeah, it's Jesse. Jesse told

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<v Speaker 2>him for some reason, right then, Jess So jess So,

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<v Speaker 2>Douche mcgos is like, I'm sorry, Cecily, but like you

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<v Speaker 2>created the name for him, and then I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>it's your responsibility to lead lead us in Collin that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, I'm sorry, my my dad. Douche mcgoosh tells Jacks.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like Jack should have a different name. But

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<v Speaker 2>then we're just going to confused Jush mac. He tells Jaxon,

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<v Speaker 2>who was also that yeah, and because he's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean we've got to have to care about like

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<v Speaker 2>him too. Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, uh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse says, yeah, I told I told jax because you

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<v Speaker 2>know that we're going to Santa Barbara, because like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's better, like he's gonna have fomo and just rage

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<v Speaker 2>text everybody, So you got to kind of just like

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<v Speaker 2>be honest with him. I just wrote, Jesse is becoming

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest villain on the show. That's so funny that

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<v Speaker 2>you said that, because I wrote, he is Patrick Bateman

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<v Speaker 2>level creep And do you know what I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 2>with Patrick Batemon. Yes, of course, yes, that's that was

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<v Speaker 2>the vibe he was giving me for short in his confessionals.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very very psycho. He's nuts. I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not alone, right, No, we're I can't imagine that

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<v Speaker 2>anyone out there is like, you guys are really too

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<v Speaker 2>hard on Jasi.

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<v Speaker 1>He seems a really nice guy. You guys are like

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<v Speaker 1>such bitches.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do feel and this is this is how

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<v Speaker 2>my brain gets rotted out from reading Reddit. But I

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<v Speaker 2>do feel like a lot of people are like, he's

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<v Speaker 2>not that much worse than Michelle, which I disagree. I

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<v Speaker 2>totally disagree. Don't believe them. Imagine who these people are.

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<v Speaker 2>There's there's probably a million of him out there, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>making notes. Yeah, so like, fuck it whatever, let him,

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<v Speaker 2>let him say. They can say what they want to say.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to say what we want to say. We

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<v Speaker 2>see what we see. He's an asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't love Michelle, Okay, so please don't hear I

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<v Speaker 2>think Michelle she said and done some weird stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>cheating on Jesse is not one of the reasons why

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like her. That is not so if you're thinking, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's a cheater, No, I really don't care about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun Jesse, but douche mcgosh.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's also mad because, like, basically his girlfriend was

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<v Speaker 2>sleeping with the Baywatch guys we discussed earlier, which is hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, are you still together? He's like no.

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<v Speaker 2>His whole thing is being angry that people are making

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<v Speaker 2>him look bad, you know. So I think he's like

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that he found out Michelle was cheating, He

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't at all want to go. He never listens to

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<v Speaker 2>her when she's like, you were literally the worst husband.

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<v Speaker 2>You were mean to me. Do you know the story

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<v Speaker 2>that is true that he told he wouldn't let her

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<v Speaker 2>get they the epidural? Oh no, yeah, because he told

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<v Speaker 2>the doctor He's like, no, she wanted an epidural and

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, no, she I want her to have

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<v Speaker 2>a natural birth.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. He is. He's on another level. He

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<v Speaker 1>is worse than Jack somehow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah what I can't remember the exact story, but the

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<v Speaker 2>doctors he had to he had to relent because somehow

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<v Speaker 2>the doctors were like, this is risking her life, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, and stay out of it. Basically, yeah, she

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<v Speaker 2>has every reason to think that he's just like a

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<v Speaker 2>horrible shit person. Now you might be listening to this

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<v Speaker 2>and going like, yeah, but Stephanie, then she should have

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<v Speaker 2>left him. No, sometimes it gets harder, especially if you

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<v Speaker 2>got a kid and that's your life. And there's probably

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<v Speaker 2>like charming parts of him too that she fell in

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<v Speaker 2>love with, like that shit changes. It's confusing, Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's not confusing to her anymore. But also she did

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<v Speaker 2>leave him pretty early. But you know, it's really hard.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a new mom, you got postpartum. He's refusing to

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<v Speaker 2>help anything. That's also a fact. He told me I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not helping at all with the baby. You know what,

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<v Speaker 2>Women have gone into rages and cheated on men for

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<v Speaker 2>much less than that. So yes, and she didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>go on and rage. She's just like, I gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>out of this. I need comfort, I need love. And

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<v Speaker 2>it was probably in some ways safer for her to

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<v Speaker 2>get out of that marriage with a new boyfriend to

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<v Speaker 2>protect her. Now, you had to have kind of been

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<v Speaker 2>confused by the next moment where so Douche macgosh is

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<v Speaker 2>going on and on and now he starts to fight

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<v Speaker 2>with Janet for some reason, and Janet kind of rises

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<v Speaker 2>up against him, and I was like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how to feel about this because I liked her for it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well do we have to like Janet now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So basically he says, Jesse's like defending himself and he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I would really bother him if, like we didn't tell

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<v Speaker 2>him that we were going on this trip, but like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, he'd find out whatever and something about and

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't tell him.

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<v Speaker 1>So what Yeah. Basically he's like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he needs our support too, Like why should that

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<v Speaker 2>cunt Britney get all the support?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? What about Jabs? What about my bra? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, so Jesse says to Janet and Jason and Britney,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, this is the worst. He's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to talk to you guys. Oh oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>is what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Need to talk to you guys about bullying my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he's talking about his ex girlfriend who cheated on him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, you guys were bullying her. Yeah, I heard,

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<v Speaker 2>I heard you told people to block her. But then,

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<v Speaker 2>so before before, Janet is a little more of a hero,

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<v Speaker 2>a little less of a hero because She's like, what,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't I didn't tell anything to block her.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I just blocked her. I said, I've blocked her, and

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse goes, get your husband told me. She goes, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well yeah, yeah I did do that. But that's not people,

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<v Speaker 2>that's just my husband, right. But she does stand up

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<v Speaker 2>against she does kind of like, well she goes first,

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<v Speaker 2>she goes anyway, I only have wonderful things to say

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<v Speaker 2>about her. She goes, I said, it's better than the

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<v Speaker 2>whoors that Jackson has been dating. And then Brittany says,

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's a wonderful person. I think she was

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<v Speaker 2>a wonderful person. But the fact that she sending messages

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<v Speaker 2>to Michelle is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>And je was she joking about that when she said

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<v Speaker 1>that she really thinks of this rando that Jesse's probably

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get on the show. Yes, you know that's

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<v Speaker 1>some deal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like some friend of his and is like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's say we sup together and we'll get you on

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<v Speaker 2>the show. That's what they're doing. Everything's a fucking joke.

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<v Speaker 2>And then everybody else decided Nope, nope, not doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not letting her on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then so then Jesse goes Michelle said things.

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<v Speaker 2>That are true. She said that my friend. He keeps

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<v Speaker 2>saying my friend instead of the girl he was sleeping exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>He was gonna move to Orange County to live with, right,

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<v Speaker 2>She said, my friend was sleeping with other people. Then

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<v Speaker 2>Brittany goes, are you still sleeping her Jessey, He goes no,

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<v Speaker 2>And then that's when Janet goes, then why are you

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<v Speaker 2>worried about it? And why are you taking her side

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<v Speaker 2>against the mother of your child? Just he goes, don't

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<v Speaker 2>you manipulate me? Mhmm, you bitch that shouldn't even be

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<v Speaker 2>on this show. For that moment, I was sort of

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<v Speaker 2>like opinion that moment. I was like, Oh, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>hate Janet, She's not scared to him. I wish more

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<v Speaker 2>people would stand up to each other. Well, yeah, he's sure,

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't Why is Brittany not going like, I really loved

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<v Speaker 2>that person you were having six with? Even though I'm

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<v Speaker 2>see that comes back to Brittany not liking Michelle. There

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<v Speaker 2>must be some reason because they don't like her, so

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how they can tolerate Jesse. But maybe

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<v Speaker 2>because maybe they do see it like, well they both suck.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe there's a little bit of that. But you know

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<v Speaker 1>what doesn't suck? What Via gummies.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot tell you how much Via gummies do not,

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<v Speaker 2>so we are such fans. It's actually one of my favorites.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're having trouble sleeping or focusing or really kind

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<v Speaker 2>of anything, you can get these CBD gummies, which Stephanie

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<v Speaker 1>So basically no, but here's the part.

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<v Speaker 2>So Janet then says, well, this is where we started

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<v Speaker 2>to like her a little bit. She goes, well, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, your friends shouldn't be threatening legal action against us, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>which is true. And then Jesse goes, well, your friend

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<v Speaker 2>Douche mcgoosh Sorry, Okay, goes well, your friend shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>been sleeping with someone else. Also even saying this person's name,

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<v Speaker 2>she doesn't have a legal stand I mean, there's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>that that makes no sense. Yeah, I'm sure they want

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<v Speaker 2>somebody on the show who's litigious from the start before

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<v Speaker 2>they even like hang out, yes, yes, and luck with that, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like this person. And also the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>Jessin would sleep with Douche magoos, I mean that tells

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<v Speaker 2>us everything we need to know, right, and they watch

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<v Speaker 2>So then Janet says, well, if I was married to you,

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<v Speaker 2>I would have cheated on you toooo go down. We

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<v Speaker 2>just started liking Janet. Yeah we did. I mean, now

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<v Speaker 2>you got to Now you got to take us the

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<v Speaker 2>other way. It's up to you. Well, this does kind

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<v Speaker 2>of bug me. So everyone gets back to the house

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<v Speaker 2>and they start having their drinks and then Zach is

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<v Speaker 2>like he is all of us where He's like, shit,

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of feel like I want to have a

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<v Speaker 2>scene here, like I want to do I want to

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<v Speaker 2>see I want to you know, do something, have some drama,

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<v Speaker 2>but like when is the best time to do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because they're like seasoning the steaks, everyone's making dinner, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, I forgot who he asks, but he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>should I take Janet aside? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and it doesn't matter who we had. They're like yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah. So then so he's like can I talk

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<v Speaker 2>to you or whatever? And then Janet tells the camera

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<v Speaker 2>and this is where I was like, Oh, the Lord giveth,

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<v Speaker 2>the Lord taketh away. She's like, yeah, I like that

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<v Speaker 2>Zac is taking me aside. Like I hope he's really

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<v Speaker 2>taken a long, hard look at himself and all the

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<v Speaker 2>horrible things he said about wishing my baby would die,

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<v Speaker 2>and I hope he realizes that it's like super super serious,

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<v Speaker 2>and like, I think it's actually pretty big of me

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<v Speaker 2>to even sit and listen to him.

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<v Speaker 1>That was amazing that she said that big of me

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to him, which is amazing. He was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>look back at that and go like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>this bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>And I mean I so tried several times, right right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So basically, uh, I just wrote none of us will

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<v Speaker 2>ever see Oh oh, I meant that you and I

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<v Speaker 2>might not see eye to eye on this, I said.

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<v Speaker 2>But Zach tries to apologize once again, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if there's more to this story because he takes

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of ownership. That's what I wrote too, Like

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<v Speaker 2>he's taking in what will she does she ever? No?

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<v Speaker 2>So Janet says, is like, well, look here's the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Britney told me that you said you don't care about

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<v Speaker 2>my pregnancy. And then he's like, well I did. It

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't in the context that you think it was. Basically,

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<v Speaker 2>he's trying to say like, Okay, yeah, I said some stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>but even when they showed they keep showing it back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And basically Michelle is he says something, They're like, she's pregnant,

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<v Speaker 2>and he says, I don't care, and then Michelle goes, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, stress could hurt the pregnancy, but he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>go like, I don't care. I hope she loses the baby.

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<v Speaker 2>And when he said he doesn't care that she's pregnant,

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<v Speaker 2>he says it before it's not like she said, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>she could lose the baby if you stressed her out,

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<v Speaker 2>And then he doesn't say right after that, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>care she loses the baby. Do you know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 2>He says it first like, all right, I'm a gay man.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know all the ins and outs of pregnancy,

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<v Speaker 2>like who cares if she's pregnant? She still has to

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<v Speaker 2>answer for this. Then yeah, says yeah, but stress could

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<v Speaker 2>hurt her pregnancy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe maybe Zach said some more stuff

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<v Speaker 1>in private. I think I.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember it differently because I remember he did say after

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<v Speaker 2>that was said, he still is like, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like he does say that now I understand

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<v Speaker 2>that he's a like he's saying.

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<v Speaker 1>And the weird thing that she keeps bringing up in

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<v Speaker 1>that conversation is like you were so crazy you had

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<v Speaker 1>to be taken out of the bar, like as though

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<v Speaker 1>Zach's the one out of all of them with the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest issues, right, I don't think so, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it was also felt very fake at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>All of it's just so weird. So yeah, so she

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't really own anything. No, and he keeps saying, which

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<v Speaker 2>I you know, again as a recovering person, when he's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was blackout drunk, and he's I'm not saying, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't remember anything. Could have said it?

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<v Speaker 1>Could?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he says, I feel bad, like I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 2>for whatever I said.

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<v Speaker 1>I was blackout drunk, right, Which it's not great.

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<v Speaker 2>I had this blackout drunk as an adult and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not proud of it and it sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>But like let him, like, can you get over it?

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<v Speaker 2>You on it? I have questions, though, I'm so confused

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<v Speaker 2>by that because what happens, like you literally don't have

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<v Speaker 2>control when you're blackout drunk over what you're saying. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you're still sitting upright, so you're still able to like

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<v Speaker 2>because I remember I've told you, like I had a

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<v Speaker 2>relationship with someone and he would get blackout drunk, so

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<v Speaker 2>he said, and just say the most racist, horrible, terrible

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<v Speaker 2>things to like uber drivers. I broke up with him

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<v Speaker 2>for this reason obviously, you know, yeah saying but like

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<v Speaker 2>it just isn't that just in him? Isn't that just

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<v Speaker 2>in him?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's just you have no like filter or impress control.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, you're going to say things that like you might.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of what is the line?

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<v Speaker 2>The line like a drunk person is a drunk person's

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<v Speaker 2>word is a sober person's thoughts? Right, we talked about that,

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<v Speaker 2>so I think so yeah, yeah, like yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know, I don't know, but yes, she

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<v Speaker 2>either has to forgive or not.

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<v Speaker 1>But she did.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, if you're a blackout drunk, right, you might just

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<v Speaker 2>let loose. Yeah, And your point is I don't really

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<v Speaker 2>give a fuck about Janet, And like why is everybody

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<v Speaker 2>babying Janet?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, doesn't mean that your secret thought is I hope

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<v Speaker 2>she loses her baby. That's not That's what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to defend, right, I see, I understand, I understand. I mean, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>like he got drunk and out of control, but also

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<v Speaker 2>Danny does it too. All the time, all seem fine

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<v Speaker 2>with that, right, And also, as has been pointed out,

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<v Speaker 2>Jax has done one hundred fucking times worse, and they're

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<v Speaker 2>all like.

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<v Speaker 1>But what about Jack's feelings? Right? How come nobody's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what about Zach's feelings? Right? No, everything is they don't

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<v Speaker 1>care because they are not really friends exactly. They're not friends.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's just fake.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I mean, we haven't even mentioned Jasmine. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>she is a main character on the show. We are like,

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<v Speaker 2>well into our second episode of this thing, our second recap,

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<v Speaker 2>no mention except to say that she doesn't really pop up.

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<v Speaker 2>So and there will be at the house, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I should just tell you. And her girlfriend

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<v Speaker 2>Melissa also and they hugged and they took a nice room,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's all we got.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's all we got.

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<v Speaker 2>Melissa doesn't even have an under five by the way, right,

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<v Speaker 2>there's one shot of her face and she looks at

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<v Speaker 2>the camera because she's not trained in like being on

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<v Speaker 2>a reality show, and that's it, and maybe that's the

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<v Speaker 2>only one they had. They were like, oh shit, we

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<v Speaker 2>didn't follow Melissa at all. And some camera guys like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>actually I did film them coming into the house, but

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<v Speaker 2>she looked at the camera. They're like, oh, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to do Yeah, and I've done that before too.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done short films where like, it's very hard not

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<v Speaker 2>to look at the camera. Let me just tell you

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<v Speaker 2>that right now. And I'm not even joking right and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll watch the little short films back and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>so I yeah, I'll give her that. I wish they

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<v Speaker 2>would look at the camera more often and be like, hi, hi, Frank,

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<v Speaker 2>you know there's somebody, there's people there in productive. Remember

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<v Speaker 2>all those stories about the real world that they were

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<v Speaker 2>the real world past and sometimes they would end up together.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and producers and stuff. Yeah, it was happening all

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<v Speaker 1>because it was kind of new. Reality TV was sort

418
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<v Speaker 1>of new.

419
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<v Speaker 2>We're talking like early nineties, and yeah, no, it happened

420
00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:32.599
<v Speaker 2>a lot like there was. They finally just started making

421
00:20:32.640 --> 00:20:35.160
<v Speaker 2>storylines around it. One guy was like, well, I'm gonna

422
00:20:35.200 --> 00:20:36.359
<v Speaker 2>leave the show because I want to be with the

423
00:20:36.400 --> 00:20:39.960
<v Speaker 2>couching director. Oh my god, I did just do that more,

424
00:20:40.079 --> 00:20:42.440
<v Speaker 2>just do that address it. They address it sometimes on

425
00:20:42.519 --> 00:20:45.680
<v Speaker 2>below deck, which I love, Like they'll they'll say hi

426
00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:48.440
<v Speaker 2>every now, and I'm like, I read her, it's not often,

427
00:20:48.519 --> 00:20:51.079
<v Speaker 2>but like one time un below deck, somebody was in

428
00:20:51.160 --> 00:20:53.680
<v Speaker 2>trouble and one of the crew, one of the camera people,

429
00:20:53.759 --> 00:20:56.920
<v Speaker 2>put the camera down and went and helped them. Oh,

430
00:20:57.400 --> 00:20:59.799
<v Speaker 2>like I think that they that they've fallen overboard, like

431
00:20:59.839 --> 00:21:01.720
<v Speaker 2>some thing really drastic had happened.

432
00:21:02.599 --> 00:21:04.279
<v Speaker 1>So I'm just saying, let's have more of that.

433
00:21:04.359 --> 00:21:06.920
<v Speaker 2>And if they lay the camera down, yes, and then

434
00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:09.079
<v Speaker 2>you could see they still showed the footage of them

435
00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:12.160
<v Speaker 2>with the cameras laid down. Kind of yes, it's all

436
00:21:12.200 --> 00:21:14.319
<v Speaker 2>cut up, you know, but like it was a real thing,

437
00:21:14.359 --> 00:21:16.559
<v Speaker 2>and in fact, so much so that on the reunion

438
00:21:16.599 --> 00:21:19.720
<v Speaker 2>that season, they had the crew member who was not

439
00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:21.079
<v Speaker 2>supposed to be on camera.

440
00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:23.039
<v Speaker 1>They had that person come out and like, take a.

441
00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:27.039
<v Speaker 2>Bow below deck. Don't sleep you're sleeping on below deck.

442
00:21:27.039 --> 00:21:28.440
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know why we got to get you

443
00:21:28.519 --> 00:21:30.720
<v Speaker 2>on there. I can tell you where to start too,

444
00:21:31.599 --> 00:21:33.480
<v Speaker 2>to think about. Tell me you want you want the

445
00:21:33.519 --> 00:21:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Australia you went down under? Everything else is just nothing, Okay,

446
00:21:36.920 --> 00:21:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm all about the down Under. That's the captain. You

447
00:21:39.039 --> 00:21:42.839
<v Speaker 2>want that's let's just we'll talk about it later, okay.

448
00:21:43.720 --> 00:21:48.039
<v Speaker 2>So Jesse I will watch that, Okay. So they make up.

449
00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:53.079
<v Speaker 2>Zach and Janna decide that for the sake of the show,

450
00:21:53.279 --> 00:21:56.400
<v Speaker 2>they're going to just like make peace right. And now

451
00:21:56.440 --> 00:22:01.440
<v Speaker 2>it is time for my least favorite thing ever, and

452
00:22:01.519 --> 00:22:04.799
<v Speaker 2>that is that Kristen says, Hey, there's been a fraction

453
00:22:04.920 --> 00:22:07.079
<v Speaker 2>in our group, so I brought in a lady to

454
00:22:07.119 --> 00:22:08.119
<v Speaker 2>do a healing circle.

455
00:22:08.319 --> 00:22:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Yep, I knew you'd love it. I knew you'd love it.

456
00:22:12.400 --> 00:22:12.839
<v Speaker 1>I did.

457
00:22:13.079 --> 00:22:15.519
<v Speaker 2>I knew that, okay. But so before that, I just wrote,

458
00:22:15.559 --> 00:22:18.799
<v Speaker 2>shut up, Naya. I don't know why I wrote that, though.

459
00:22:19.599 --> 00:22:21.559
<v Speaker 1>It's like I almost wanted to just skip ahead to

460
00:22:21.559 --> 00:22:23.839
<v Speaker 1>see anything in That doesn't matter. It's probably nothing.

461
00:22:23.880 --> 00:22:25.680
<v Speaker 2>She was saying something that annoyed me, and I just wrote,

462
00:22:25.680 --> 00:22:31.759
<v Speaker 2>shut up, okay, Kristin. Now I didn't really even though

463
00:22:31.960 --> 00:22:36.480
<v Speaker 2>I have three kids, I didn't really quite understand. Okay,

464
00:22:36.519 --> 00:22:39.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to tell you what I think happened. Kristin

465
00:22:39.720 --> 00:22:44.640
<v Speaker 2>was monitoring her body's ovulation and somehow she took her

466
00:22:44.680 --> 00:22:47.720
<v Speaker 2>eyes off the ovulation monitor and when she went back

467
00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:50.480
<v Speaker 2>to check, they were like the thing was like, yeah,

468
00:22:50.519 --> 00:22:53.720
<v Speaker 2>you were ovulating like earlier today, but now you're out

469
00:22:53.759 --> 00:22:54.279
<v Speaker 2>of the window.

470
00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Your numbers are low. I don't know, but she like

471
00:22:57.960 --> 00:23:00.960
<v Speaker 1>loses her mind. Yeah, it's so funny that you write

472
00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:03.599
<v Speaker 1>she loses her mind. I wrote, she's sad about ovulation.

473
00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh but I guess I know Kristin more than you

474
00:23:06.519 --> 00:23:08.839
<v Speaker 1>know Chris. So to me, that's not I've seen her

475
00:23:08.880 --> 00:23:12.519
<v Speaker 1>lose her mind. This is just like way okay. So

476
00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:13.599
<v Speaker 1>she's upset.

477
00:23:13.759 --> 00:23:18.599
<v Speaker 2>And then the ro brigade, Yes, all the douche mcgoshes

478
00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:23.799
<v Speaker 2>sit out on the chairs and they sip some manly beverages.

479
00:23:24.039 --> 00:23:26.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes they do, Yes, they do. Then we come back

480
00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:28.240
<v Speaker 1>in we're cutting around a little bit.

481
00:23:28.279 --> 00:23:30.920
<v Speaker 2>We come back into Kristin and Luke and they have

482
00:23:31.119 --> 00:23:32.799
<v Speaker 2>I just wrote ovulation drama.

483
00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:35.519
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so she's like, I hate.

484
00:23:35.279 --> 00:23:38.640
<v Speaker 3>My body, like I just want to get pregnant, Like

485
00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:41.680
<v Speaker 3>why why was I ovulating like before?

486
00:23:41.799 --> 00:23:45.599
<v Speaker 2>But like no now, and with her head her neck back,

487
00:23:45.680 --> 00:23:47.680
<v Speaker 2>so you get like all the weird necks the check

488
00:23:47.839 --> 00:23:48.359
<v Speaker 2>for herself.

489
00:23:48.519 --> 00:23:50.839
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't have that normally. She just holds her head

490
00:23:50.839 --> 00:23:51.200
<v Speaker 1>that way.

491
00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:54.039
<v Speaker 2>So it just looks like there's seventeen nexts talking to

492
00:23:54.119 --> 00:23:55.920
<v Speaker 2>you about ovulation. It's like, you don't have to hold

493
00:23:55.960 --> 00:23:59.039
<v Speaker 2>your net like that right to your angles. Let's get listen,

494
00:23:59.119 --> 00:24:02.359
<v Speaker 2>let's get tyra bank on there. We all have bad angles.

495
00:24:02.400 --> 00:24:03.759
<v Speaker 2>You got to know your angle. I was turned to

496
00:24:03.799 --> 00:24:06.440
<v Speaker 2>the left, like you gotta you know your angle. So

497
00:24:06.759 --> 00:24:11.079
<v Speaker 2>you know, I can't help but go into this next

498
00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:12.839
<v Speaker 2>girl that I'm going.

499
00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:13.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to call.

500
00:24:13.920 --> 00:24:16.279
<v Speaker 2>I know so many hates so much because she's like,

501
00:24:16.440 --> 00:24:19.000
<v Speaker 2>just call them. You have to say this next person

502
00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:22.839
<v Speaker 2>that I'm going to call now your pictures one second

503
00:24:23.079 --> 00:24:25.359
<v Speaker 2>after Well, it's right, but.

504
00:24:25.319 --> 00:24:28.000
<v Speaker 1>It's after she's already done that. She doesn't. She does

505
00:24:28.039 --> 00:24:30.359
<v Speaker 1>the preamble first. She's right, right.

506
00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:33.319
<v Speaker 2>This is why it bugs me. She'll it's not that

507
00:24:33.400 --> 00:24:37.799
<v Speaker 2>she can't say. She'll say like, Okay, next, I love

508
00:24:37.839 --> 00:24:41.039
<v Speaker 2>your blah blah blah, your pictures, blah blah blah. Okay,

509
00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:45.880
<v Speaker 2>this next name I'm going to call is Sarah. Why

510
00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:49.519
<v Speaker 2>don't I just say, okay, Sarson is Sarah. Yeah.

511
00:24:49.559 --> 00:24:51.519
<v Speaker 1>But also I don't like the preamble. I don't like

512
00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:52.559
<v Speaker 1>the thing before that either.

513
00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:56.240
<v Speaker 2>So like, this person is a paradox because on one

514
00:24:56.279 --> 00:25:00.000
<v Speaker 2>hand their pictures are killing it, but on the other hand,

515
00:25:00.319 --> 00:25:03.519
<v Speaker 2>they look like a slug just slug like a monster

516
00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:06.359
<v Speaker 2>slug slugging on the runway, and they don't know their

517
00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:07.559
<v Speaker 2>angles and their ugliest shit?

518
00:25:08.119 --> 00:25:11.279
<v Speaker 1>So who stays? Oh my god.

519
00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:15.759
<v Speaker 2>The worse two is when they're like this next girl

520
00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:18.759
<v Speaker 2>we we we made her have a have a have

521
00:25:18.799 --> 00:25:21.720
<v Speaker 2>a new haircut, We cut all her hair off, and

522
00:25:21.799 --> 00:25:22.839
<v Speaker 2>it just felt like.

523
00:25:23.079 --> 00:25:25.559
<v Speaker 1>She didn't really accept it and appreciate it. Yeah, and

524
00:25:25.799 --> 00:25:28.599
<v Speaker 1>appreciate it. But this other girl is ugliest shit.

525
00:25:28.680 --> 00:25:31.319
<v Speaker 2>So who stays the person who wants to be here

526
00:25:31.400 --> 00:25:33.920
<v Speaker 2>but his ugliest shit or the person who is really

527
00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:35.759
<v Speaker 2>beautiful and tells someone to be here?

528
00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:44.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, hurts right now? They really like Tyra

529
00:25:45.119 --> 00:25:47.960
<v Speaker 1>in this room. She's so mean. She's like, here's a

530
00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:49.519
<v Speaker 1>couple we have.

531
00:25:50.039 --> 00:25:54.400
<v Speaker 2>I have before me, one girl who's so fat, like

532
00:25:54.519 --> 00:25:56.680
<v Speaker 2>I feel like this week she must have gained like

533
00:25:56.799 --> 00:26:00.880
<v Speaker 2>thirty pounds. She just refuses to watch her caaleries. And

534
00:26:00.920 --> 00:26:03.799
<v Speaker 2>then I have another girl who does not appreciate the

535
00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:06.839
<v Speaker 2>fact that I shaved her head, which was very avant garde.

536
00:26:07.359 --> 00:26:10.559
<v Speaker 1>So who stays the woman who's fat and super fat

537
00:26:10.599 --> 00:26:12.440
<v Speaker 1>but kind of wants to be here, or the bald

538
00:26:12.519 --> 00:26:14.920
<v Speaker 1>lady that we made bald but who does not want

539
00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:17.160
<v Speaker 1>to be here, and then she like and then the

540
00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:19.319
<v Speaker 1>noise of her pulling the head shot out drives me

541
00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:23.559
<v Speaker 1>crazy too. It's like like there's just like a foley

542
00:26:23.680 --> 00:26:29.279
<v Speaker 1>artist that they bring in to make it louder. Michelle,

543
00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:34.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god, he could use a

544
00:26:34.599 --> 00:26:36.839
<v Speaker 1>healing ceremony. Standing before me.

545
00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:40.240
<v Speaker 2>I have one lady who, since she's been here to

546
00:26:40.400 --> 00:26:42.319
<v Speaker 2>not take care of her skin and now she has

547
00:26:42.519 --> 00:26:45.519
<v Speaker 2>full blown acne all over her face and her back.

548
00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:48.319
<v Speaker 1>Under her back, I.

549
00:26:49.960 --> 00:26:52.519
<v Speaker 2>Who refuses to get her gap fixed in her teeth,

550
00:26:53.160 --> 00:26:55.079
<v Speaker 2>even though we told her that in order to then

551
00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:55.759
<v Speaker 2>we put it in.

552
00:26:56.079 --> 00:26:58.119
<v Speaker 1>We put the gap in, and she refuses to make

553
00:26:58.160 --> 00:27:03.880
<v Speaker 1>it to fix it. So who's stays we should do

554
00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:06.119
<v Speaker 1>it with the people on the valley? On one hand,

555
00:27:06.240 --> 00:27:08.640
<v Speaker 1>I have a woman with a personality disorder who always

556
00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:10.759
<v Speaker 1>talks about ovulation and it's like friends with all the

557
00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:13.519
<v Speaker 1>wrong people, but it's kind of cute, but she holds

558
00:27:13.559 --> 00:27:16.519
<v Speaker 1>her neck in a weird way. And then we have

559
00:27:16.559 --> 00:27:19.559
<v Speaker 1>another girl. We have another woman who just brags about

560
00:27:19.559 --> 00:27:22.000
<v Speaker 1>how great her husband is and is not super attractive.

561
00:27:22.319 --> 00:27:23.480
<v Speaker 1>So who stays.

562
00:27:25.319 --> 00:27:28.119
<v Speaker 2>That was Kristin and Janet by Yes, of course, of

563
00:27:28.119 --> 00:27:31.640
<v Speaker 2>course I do. Yeah, that's for our audience, who aren't

564
00:27:31.759 --> 00:27:35.079
<v Speaker 2>like Valley officionados, like we are right right, all right.

565
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:41.240
<v Speaker 2>So basically Zach oh, okay, So there the ovulation drama happens,

566
00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:44.559
<v Speaker 2>and Luke is like, it's gonna be okay, we'll have

567
00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:46.079
<v Speaker 2>our baby maybe.

568
00:27:47.240 --> 00:27:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah sure.

569
00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:52.799
<v Speaker 2>So then for no reason, Zach is crying. Yeah, and

570
00:27:52.839 --> 00:27:56.799
<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, do we like him? He's a lot,

571
00:27:56.920 --> 00:27:59.119
<v Speaker 2>but he's no more a lot than the rest of them.

572
00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:02.039
<v Speaker 2>He's no more a lot, you know what I mean. Yeah,

573
00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:04.279
<v Speaker 2>so tired, But yeah, I don't mind that he's crying.

574
00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:07.000
<v Speaker 2>He's emotional, he feels big, I like Benji.

575
00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:08.240
<v Speaker 1>So he's upset.

576
00:28:08.400 --> 00:28:12.839
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, he's upset at Brittany is what happens.

577
00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:14.359
<v Speaker 1>And he has a right to be. I think she

578
00:28:14.599 --> 00:28:16.160
<v Speaker 1>is not being his friend at all.

579
00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:19.720
<v Speaker 2>No, And remember when they had the pole conversation last week,

580
00:28:19.799 --> 00:28:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Brittany was so checked out.

581
00:28:20.960 --> 00:28:23.480
<v Speaker 1>He was really trying. First of all, he's really good

582
00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:24.079
<v Speaker 1>with cruise.

583
00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:26.519
<v Speaker 2>He was really like trying to have a real conversation

584
00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:28.759
<v Speaker 2>and she was just kind of like and it wasn't

585
00:28:28.799 --> 00:28:30.400
<v Speaker 2>because the cruise, because the nanny was there.

586
00:28:30.519 --> 00:28:32.519
<v Speaker 1>Yes, but she's like, oh, are you crying?

587
00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:35.480
<v Speaker 2>So I think he's very sensitive and they get bugged

588
00:28:35.519 --> 00:28:37.680
<v Speaker 2>by that, I guess, but it's fine when they do it.

589
00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like Zach can't do anything.

590
00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:42.680
<v Speaker 2>But and Brittany is pretending that she doesn't even know

591
00:28:42.759 --> 00:28:46.640
<v Speaker 2>why he's obsessed, because she's yes, why are you crying, Jax?

592
00:28:46.839 --> 00:28:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a good conversation that you had

593
00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:52.559
<v Speaker 1>with Jane it's and he's like, no, it's because you

594
00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:57.960
<v Speaker 1>went to lunch. Apparently you went to lunch with Janets

595
00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:03.960
<v Speaker 1>and told her what I said. And Brittany goes, Woa, yes,

596
00:29:05.240 --> 00:29:06.440
<v Speaker 1>here's it because it.

597
00:29:06.440 --> 00:29:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Was bad, and Zach goes, okay, but if it was bad,

598
00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:13.079
<v Speaker 2>then why the fuck did you tell her?

599
00:29:13.480 --> 00:29:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Right? And Brittany goes, exactly, maybe I shouldn't Maybe I

600
00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:18.160
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have told her, And.

601
00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:20.839
<v Speaker 2>Zach goes, yeah, you shouldn't have fucking told her, and

602
00:29:20.880 --> 00:29:23.279
<v Speaker 2>Brittany goes, but it was cause it was so bad.

603
00:29:23.839 --> 00:29:26.599
<v Speaker 2>But if that happened in the reverse, was true, and

604
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:29.200
<v Speaker 2>you said that about her like black jackniy Lyde.

605
00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:33.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just can't get over Janets with

606
00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:36.279
<v Speaker 1>an ass. We have to we have to call her Janets.

607
00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:38.559
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can't believe that we are just now

608
00:29:38.599 --> 00:29:41.240
<v Speaker 2>said in episode four, we're just now calling her janets.

609
00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:45.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I don't understand my next note, I wrote,

610
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:46.319
<v Speaker 2>like I don't.

611
00:29:46.440 --> 00:29:48.920
<v Speaker 1>It's something mandola and earth magic.

612
00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:52.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, well mean, well yeah, so it's time for

613
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:54.720
<v Speaker 2>the barbecue first, and the men have had some meats,

614
00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:59.680
<v Speaker 2>and then we look outside and Willa the healer is

615
00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:02.200
<v Speaker 2>like art and up the sound bath or whatever. Okay,

616
00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:05.359
<v Speaker 2>that's right, Luke and the guys, all the bros and process,

617
00:30:05.559 --> 00:30:06.000
<v Speaker 2>They're like.

618
00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:08.519
<v Speaker 1>Let's go outside. There's a special lady who's gonna do

619
00:30:08.559 --> 00:30:11.440
<v Speaker 1>some healing. So then we get hello.

620
00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:15.799
<v Speaker 2>My name is Willa, and I am a ceremonialist, an

621
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:22.039
<v Speaker 2>embodiment guide, and sacred photographer of John Goes. She's the

622
00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:23.880
<v Speaker 2>human equivalent of a dream catcher.

623
00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:26.519
<v Speaker 1>Yes, perfect, my god.

624
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:28.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, let me just repeat this for you though. I

625
00:30:28.720 --> 00:30:32.079
<v Speaker 2>am a ceremonialist, which yes, by the way, if you

626
00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:36.000
<v Speaker 2>write that in your document, that is not a real word.

627
00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:38.519
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. It's pretty is going to get mad.

628
00:30:38.880 --> 00:30:40.720
<v Speaker 1>It's very vague.

629
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:44.359
<v Speaker 2>A ceremonialist. I just do ceremonies. It doesn't really matter

630
00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:48.559
<v Speaker 2>what they are, right, whatever, yeah, an embodiment guide and

631
00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:50.319
<v Speaker 2>sacred photographer.

632
00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:54.480
<v Speaker 1>Yes. Yeah, so she says a bunch of.

633
00:30:54.440 --> 00:30:58.839
<v Speaker 2>Like goldiegoog yep, and people are kind of rolling their eyes,

634
00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:01.839
<v Speaker 2>laughing a little bit. But then they have a little

635
00:31:01.839 --> 00:31:05.480
<v Speaker 2>ceremony mm hmm. Yeah, where they're supposed to like release

636
00:31:05.480 --> 00:31:08.359
<v Speaker 2>stuff and then bring us three stuff in calling in

637
00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:12.400
<v Speaker 2>and release something like that. Yeah, totally insanity. I felt

638
00:31:12.440 --> 00:31:15.359
<v Speaker 2>a little bit seen by the fact that these people

639
00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:16.839
<v Speaker 2>were all kind of rolling.

640
00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:17.119
<v Speaker 1>Their eyes a bit.

641
00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:20.799
<v Speaker 2>Yes, right, at least they were like, oh my god,

642
00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:23.559
<v Speaker 2>this is like so cut of corny. But like when

643
00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:25.559
<v Speaker 2>they say things, was it Jesse that was like, I

644
00:31:25.640 --> 00:31:27.960
<v Speaker 2>just want to release animosity?

645
00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:29.119
<v Speaker 1>Is that who said that?

646
00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:32.799
<v Speaker 2>Douche Magooche I think, or Michelle said I want to

647
00:31:32.839 --> 00:31:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was. I got a little confused there because

648
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:37.200
<v Speaker 2>I started like, oh, I don't know about all this.

649
00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:38.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

650
00:31:39.119 --> 00:31:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, Brittany goes first, and she's like, I want to

651
00:31:41.519 --> 00:31:45.279
<v Speaker 2>release my flat checks in my beer cheese and my height.

652
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:48.359
<v Speaker 1>Tret and and I want to bring in some hat

653
00:31:48.519 --> 00:31:51.640
<v Speaker 1>benies and some more flat checks, Like I want to

654
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:54.039
<v Speaker 1>release all that cocaine that we got in the basement

655
00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:55.839
<v Speaker 1>that first jacks we were supposed to sell it. I

656
00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:57.759
<v Speaker 1>was supposed to sell it. That's why he's actually texting me.

657
00:31:57.799 --> 00:31:59.440
<v Speaker 1>He's like, the feds are coming get rid of it,

658
00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Like to release that and bring in some happiness. Yeah.

659
00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:06.960
<v Speaker 2>So then Michelle is like, I want to release like

660
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:12.039
<v Speaker 2>anxiety and stress and accept a new life with happiness

661
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:17.640
<v Speaker 2>and love, right, and Jesse is staring, I'm sorry, douche

662
00:32:17.720 --> 00:32:22.759
<v Speaker 2>mcgoosh is staring daggers. Yes, he's so mad that she

663
00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:26.640
<v Speaker 2>all she did. I'm sorry again not. I don't want

664
00:32:26.640 --> 00:32:28.960
<v Speaker 2>to be a huge Michelle apologist, but she is not

665
00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:31.440
<v Speaker 2>doing anything wrong right here. She's like, I want to

666
00:32:31.480 --> 00:32:33.599
<v Speaker 2>accept a new life with happiness, and he's like, no,

667
00:32:33.839 --> 00:32:36.680
<v Speaker 2>you are not going to right, He's not having it.

668
00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:40.480
<v Speaker 2>So Jesse says, I guess to camera. He's like, yeah,

669
00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:43.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to release my anger towards her because

670
00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:45.400
<v Speaker 2>like I don't want to give her the satisfaction because

671
00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:46.119
<v Speaker 2>she's just.

672
00:32:46.039 --> 00:32:47.519
<v Speaker 1>Sitting there cold as ice.

673
00:32:48.720 --> 00:32:52.559
<v Speaker 2>My god, we've all known this guy. We know this guy.

674
00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:56.799
<v Speaker 2>He's no good, no, no, So then they all do

675
00:32:57.000 --> 00:32:58.759
<v Speaker 2>ceremony stuff. I don't know if you have more notes

676
00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:00.839
<v Speaker 2>about the ceremony. I don't know what this means, but

677
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:04.759
<v Speaker 2>I wrote Cookie Chatty. I was starting to I feel

678
00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:06.559
<v Speaker 2>like I was starting to fade at this point, but

679
00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:08.400
<v Speaker 2>I think that was part of the ceremony. I wrote

680
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:14.160
<v Speaker 2>prayer something, there's a prayers, Jack's prayer, Like, what is

681
00:33:14.200 --> 00:33:17.559
<v Speaker 2>that Jack's pray? No Jackie chatting, No Jack's there's because

682
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:19.720
<v Speaker 2>there's a scene you might you might have been in

683
00:33:19.759 --> 00:33:20.759
<v Speaker 2>a lunista.

684
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:23.400
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't. I wasn't. I was just I he had

685
00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:24.880
<v Speaker 1>checked out a little while. We got Jackson.

686
00:33:25.079 --> 00:33:29.039
<v Speaker 2>We got Jackson, Jackson's video diary, that's what it was.

687
00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:33.079
<v Speaker 2>And he's wearing his stupid, fucking Jack's hat. So this

688
00:33:33.279 --> 00:33:38.599
<v Speaker 2>fucking douche Canoe goes off from his rehab, gets his

689
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:41.799
<v Speaker 2>hat to make his video. He's like, I will never

690
00:33:43.240 --> 00:33:46.319
<v Speaker 2>camera without my Jack's hat, right branding?

691
00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:48.799
<v Speaker 1>Remember how he would always have to put a stupid bar,

692
00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:51.480
<v Speaker 1>the studio City Bar in there all the time, and like,

693
00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:53.319
<v Speaker 1>let's make sure to I mean, he's smart to do it.

694
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:54.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

695
00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:56.279
<v Speaker 2>I can't push back on that, like, you know, why

696
00:33:56.319 --> 00:33:58.480
<v Speaker 2>else are you on the show. But yeah, he thinks

697
00:33:58.480 --> 00:33:59.880
<v Speaker 2>he's such a big brander, like we're all going to

698
00:33:59.920 --> 00:34:02.319
<v Speaker 2>go do that. Yeah, I probably would go at the

699
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:04.920
<v Speaker 2>bar but okay, So he's like he's.

700
00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:08.679
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, it's.

701
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:10.639
<v Speaker 2>Really hard that, like I'm in this place for like

702
00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:13.599
<v Speaker 2>no reason, because like, yeah, I use drugs, but like

703
00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:15.960
<v Speaker 2>completely socially, like thirty times a day, like in a

704
00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:19.519
<v Speaker 2>totally social way, okay, and everybody's fucking up my ass

705
00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:22.280
<v Speaker 2>about it, and like does it make me upset that

706
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:24.400
<v Speaker 2>she's out there like having fun and living her life

707
00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:26.360
<v Speaker 2>because she's like a bitch and she doesn't check on

708
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:29.000
<v Speaker 2>me or even one time like call me or respond

709
00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:31.719
<v Speaker 2>to my like rage texting by saying like how are

710
00:34:31.760 --> 00:34:34.679
<v Speaker 2>you doing, Jax? And I've been here for like sixty

711
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:38.000
<v Speaker 2>seven hours and like nobody cares about me or my feelings,

712
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:40.599
<v Speaker 2>and like, okay, yeah, do I have to take like

713
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:43.800
<v Speaker 2>a tiny bit of responsibility, like get a little tiny part?

714
00:34:44.039 --> 00:34:45.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Maybe?

715
00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:47.960
<v Speaker 2>But like when we got married, it was for fucking

716
00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:50.000
<v Speaker 2>sickness and health and right now I'm sick.

717
00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:53.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm sick. Yeah, And he doesn't.

718
00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:55.519
<v Speaker 2>So he's still in rehab when he's saying this, like

719
00:34:55.559 --> 00:34:58.639
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't seem like this is going well, No, obviously

720
00:34:58.719 --> 00:34:59.079
<v Speaker 2>it's not.

721
00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:03.320
<v Speaker 1>It's just really like nothing, not that he could be

722
00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:06.119
<v Speaker 1>healed or fixed or in any way like that quickly.

723
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:09.400
<v Speaker 1>But that's kind of my issue with this kind of thing, right,

724
00:35:09.400 --> 00:35:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I you know, I'm not and I don't

725
00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:13.199
<v Speaker 1>know what exactly the thing is that he's in and

726
00:35:13.239 --> 00:35:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I can't put down, you know, like, I'm sure they're

727
00:35:15.039 --> 00:35:18.880
<v Speaker 1>all doing their best. Yeah, I mean, seven hours is

728
00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:19.480
<v Speaker 1>a long time.

729
00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:22.039
<v Speaker 2>With therapy straight every day, But like, what the fuck, dude,

730
00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:25.119
<v Speaker 2>if you don't if you don't believe Brittany the mother

731
00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:27.719
<v Speaker 2>of your child, go talk to your other exes. Yeah,

732
00:35:27.880 --> 00:35:30.320
<v Speaker 2>talk to Lisa Vanderpum, Go talk to STOSSI talk talk

733
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:33.320
<v Speaker 2>to the people that you now decide are important in

734
00:35:33.320 --> 00:35:34.599
<v Speaker 2>your life or that they have meaning.

735
00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:37.039
<v Speaker 1>And because Brittany's the bad guy right now, to him,

736
00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:41.119
<v Speaker 1>he's such a okay, all right, So then that happens.

737
00:35:41.639 --> 00:35:48.679
<v Speaker 2>So back with the sacred embodiment coach ceremonialist. Everybody's like

738
00:35:48.840 --> 00:35:54.880
<v Speaker 2>cleaning up the detritus of their ceremonies, but Danny has guys,

739
00:35:55.639 --> 00:35:58.239
<v Speaker 2>I gotta go, I gotta a dish, I gotta do

740
00:35:58.320 --> 00:36:02.199
<v Speaker 2>somethinguff And everyone's like so sad to see him go,

741
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:04.320
<v Speaker 2>but he's like, you guys, guns, like.

742
00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:09.360
<v Speaker 1>You know, three hundred three that's going to get his

743
00:36:09.480 --> 00:36:12.800
<v Speaker 1>he's going to get his So now.

744
00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Is time for another torturous thing, which they're calling like

745
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:18.760
<v Speaker 2>the gratitude ball.

746
00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me ask you this.

747
00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:25.159
<v Speaker 2>You're on the show, Hey, you're on the Valley, you

748
00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:28.039
<v Speaker 2>live in the Valley, or you're in the Hollywood it's

749
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:30.960
<v Speaker 2>the Hollywood Show, and you have to sit through a

750
00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:37.119
<v Speaker 2>whole like embodiment coach healing ceremony. And then after you've

751
00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:39.800
<v Speaker 2>done it all, after you've put aside your cynicism, and

752
00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:42.079
<v Speaker 2>you're like, Okay, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna

753
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:44.559
<v Speaker 2>go with this. No different than if I was offered

754
00:36:44.599 --> 00:36:46.400
<v Speaker 2>an opportunity to do ayeuasca.

755
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:48.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do it. I'm gonna puke, I'm gonna

756
00:36:48.679 --> 00:36:50.199
<v Speaker 1>see my You know you would do it. You would

757
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:52.599
<v Speaker 1>do ayahuasca. Well, did you do it?

758
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:54.679
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I would. No, but I'm just saying,

759
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:57.280
<v Speaker 2>let's just say that you were so open minded. You

760
00:36:57.320 --> 00:37:00.960
<v Speaker 2>were like, I'm gonna put all of my preconceived notions

761
00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:02.880
<v Speaker 2>aside and I'm gonna do all that. And then you're

762
00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:05.079
<v Speaker 2>done and you're on the other side of it, and

763
00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:07.480
<v Speaker 2>then someone's like, Nope, time for the gratitude ball.

764
00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:08.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I don't know.

765
00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:10.519
<v Speaker 2>That's funny you say that because I wrote down how

766
00:37:10.519 --> 00:37:12.280
<v Speaker 2>serious they have to pretend, and then I just said

767
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:13.480
<v Speaker 2>they all hate each other.

768
00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:14.480
<v Speaker 1>You can sense it.

769
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:16.480
<v Speaker 2>They're not, like I said a million times, they're not

770
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:18.199
<v Speaker 2>really friends and you can kind.

771
00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:18.559
<v Speaker 1>Of feel that.

772
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:22.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And it's just such a dumb filler for a

773
00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:25.360
<v Speaker 2>show that should it should work on its own without

774
00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:27.960
<v Speaker 2>this stuff. We don't need it, right, just put them

775
00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:30.519
<v Speaker 2>in the house and let them have conversations. But there's

776
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:33.280
<v Speaker 2>been so much of it in this episode. We got

777
00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:36.320
<v Speaker 2>the fake but we're gonna everybody's gonna dress up in

778
00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:39.639
<v Speaker 2>Nascar here, and we spent way too long on that.

779
00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Then we spent way too long on watching them race

780
00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:47.119
<v Speaker 2>toy cars, right, yeah, exactly. And they're all very proud

781
00:37:47.119 --> 00:37:49.320
<v Speaker 2>of themselves. They think they're so funny. Oh, they're gonna

782
00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:53.159
<v Speaker 2>love this shit, but we don't. Nobody likes no. But

783
00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:56.599
<v Speaker 2>then after all of that, then we have to have

784
00:37:56.639 --> 00:38:00.639
<v Speaker 2>a ceremony. They're que vacation when they do not make

785
00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:03.239
<v Speaker 2>this mistake With the Real Housewives, they make exactly well,

786
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:06.000
<v Speaker 2>sometimes they do with Orange County. There's sometimes they do.

787
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:08.280
<v Speaker 2>It really depends on the because you know, there's different

788
00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:10.480
<v Speaker 2>producers for each thing. Same with like below Deck, you

789
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:12.840
<v Speaker 2>can you get a totally different vibe if you're in Australia,

790
00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:15.559
<v Speaker 2>or if you have Captain Sandy, it's a whole different thing.

791
00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:18.480
<v Speaker 2>They have a different crew. So so that's why some

792
00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:21.119
<v Speaker 2>work and some don't. Right, So this this show is

793
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:22.880
<v Speaker 2>just to produce, that's the problem.

794
00:38:23.000 --> 00:38:25.559
<v Speaker 1>Like, stop it. I'm actually looking up who produces The Valley,

795
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:27.960
<v Speaker 1>like literally, not just Brova.

796
00:38:28.039 --> 00:38:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're right, there's different production companies. Yeah, exactly. So

797
00:38:31.639 --> 00:38:34.559
<v Speaker 2>this one is I went to dinner with I can't

798
00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:37.119
<v Speaker 2>remember the name of the company, but the woman's name

799
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:41.400
<v Speaker 2>was like Kathleen French, I believe, and I had it.

800
00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:44.199
<v Speaker 2>I went to a dinner many years ago, being a

801
00:38:44.199 --> 00:38:47.480
<v Speaker 2>big Real Housewives fan with the but they would not

802
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:54.039
<v Speaker 2>give me any inside scoop. Interesting, that's interesting. Well yeah, okay,

803
00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:56.599
<v Speaker 2>by the way, The Valley, so it's produced by thirty

804
00:38:56.639 --> 00:39:00.239
<v Speaker 2>two Flavors. Okay, Alex Baskin's company. They all so do

805
00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Vander pomp. Oh, but that doesn't mean it's the same

806
00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:06.079
<v Speaker 2>exact team, same editors.

807
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:06.360
<v Speaker 1>You know.

808
00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:10.639
<v Speaker 2>I was hoping there'd be like a crossover with some

809
00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:15.119
<v Speaker 2>dumb like you know, Challenge show and producer doesn't necessarily

810
00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:17.079
<v Speaker 2>mean I think vander Pump is an EP on that

811
00:39:17.199 --> 00:39:19.000
<v Speaker 2>as well, but she's not.

812
00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:21.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean she could be though I could see her.

813
00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:23.480
<v Speaker 2>I could see her coming and going make them have

814
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:26.760
<v Speaker 2>like a racing thing, pops.

815
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:28.280
<v Speaker 1>I could see that.

816
00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:30.679
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I just looked up as of April

817
00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:33.360
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty five, so just a couple of weeks ago,

818
00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:37.039
<v Speaker 2>Jack Scott paid the most for season one of The Valley.

819
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:40.960
<v Speaker 2>He got thirty thousand per episode of season one. Okay,

820
00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:43.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what he's making now because this was

821
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:45.159
<v Speaker 2>from this is just an article that was Maybe they

822
00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:47.920
<v Speaker 2>don't know yet. Brittany and Kristen were just behind him

823
00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:52.199
<v Speaker 2>closer to twenty twenty five thousand per episode, and the

824
00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:55.039
<v Speaker 2>newer full time cast got five to ten thousand per episode,

825
00:39:55.039 --> 00:39:57.960
<v Speaker 2>which I don't know who got five. I'm assuming Jasmine

826
00:39:58.199 --> 00:39:59.119
<v Speaker 2>and that's not a lot.

827
00:39:59.639 --> 00:39:59.880
<v Speaker 1>No.

828
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:01.920
<v Speaker 2>But remember I told you that when I had my

829
00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:05.280
<v Speaker 2>TV show, which was on Nick Junior.

830
00:40:05.000 --> 00:40:06.440
<v Speaker 1>At night, but it was Nickelodeon.

831
00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:09.079
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I was the star of the show. I was

832
00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:10.960
<v Speaker 2>the host of the show. My name was in the

833
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:14.199
<v Speaker 2>title Parental Discretion with Stephanie Wilder Taylor, I got paid

834
00:40:14.239 --> 00:40:17.119
<v Speaker 2>three thousand dollars an episode. That is mind blowing all together.

835
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:20.679
<v Speaker 2>So that's just like, that's not just SAG or Writer's Guild.

836
00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:24.119
<v Speaker 2>That's everything that was what I made for episode. That

837
00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:28.480
<v Speaker 2>included that my shoot days where I came to host

838
00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:31.440
<v Speaker 2>the show, and all of the stuff that I had

839
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:33.960
<v Speaker 2>to do behind like not behind the scenes, but you know,

840
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:38.599
<v Speaker 2>man on the street. And then I argued that, So,

841
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:40.599
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the deal was so bad that I went

842
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:44.280
<v Speaker 2>to the production company and I asked them for money

843
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:49.400
<v Speaker 2>for being a writer. Remember, okay, really quick, and then

844
00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:51.280
<v Speaker 2>we're going to finish the show. We're going to finish

845
00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:53.800
<v Speaker 2>this episode. But remember so Stephanie and I had a

846
00:40:53.800 --> 00:40:56.639
<v Speaker 2>show option together. We created a show idea and we

847
00:40:56.679 --> 00:40:59.239
<v Speaker 2>had it optioned, and then in the contract should the

848
00:40:59.280 --> 00:41:02.519
<v Speaker 2>show have gone, we had like zero point one percent

849
00:41:02.679 --> 00:41:05.280
<v Speaker 2>of the profits, you remember that, and we signed that. Yes,

850
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:08.760
<v Speaker 2>like we were like yeah, sure, because you're like point

851
00:41:08.960 --> 00:41:11.480
<v Speaker 2>zero zero zero one percent is still I guess more

852
00:41:11.519 --> 00:41:12.400
<v Speaker 2>than zero percent.

853
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:14.679
<v Speaker 1>But I'm not even making that up right, That's what

854
00:41:14.719 --> 00:41:15.920
<v Speaker 1>it was. It's insane.

855
00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:22.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Okay, so the Gratitude ball, you know, Luke is

856
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:26.159
<v Speaker 2>in charge of this. Why I should just really not

857
00:41:26.239 --> 00:41:28.199
<v Speaker 2>be on the show. But it's a blue ball and

858
00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:28.880
<v Speaker 2>everyone has to sit.

859
00:41:29.199 --> 00:41:33.159
<v Speaker 1>If Jasmine that, if Jasmine that ye right.

860
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:35.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they have to pass the ball and say

861
00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:38.519
<v Speaker 2>something they're grateful for. And Brittany's like, I'm grateful for

862
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:40.480
<v Speaker 2>Cruise and for bear cheese.

863
00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll love, I'll love. I missed him so much, Cruise,

864
00:41:44.039 --> 00:41:46.960
<v Speaker 1>not beer cheese, but I miss him both. He's the

865
00:41:47.000 --> 00:41:48.559
<v Speaker 1>greatest thing to ever happened to me. I can't wait

866
00:41:48.599 --> 00:41:49.199
<v Speaker 1>to see him again.

867
00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:55.199
<v Speaker 2>So now it's time for Jesse, and he just starts crying.

868
00:41:55.360 --> 00:41:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he's crying. I said, Yeah, he's bawling.

869
00:41:58.000 --> 00:41:59.440
<v Speaker 3>So, like I'm in the middle of it, like a

870
00:41:59.519 --> 00:42:03.079
<v Speaker 3>really talk situation, and the person like I'm in the

871
00:42:03.119 --> 00:42:05.840
<v Speaker 3>toxic situation with is like right here, like I'm not

872
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:09.960
<v Speaker 3>gonna say, but like it rhymes with like Michelle Kell. Yeah,

873
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:12.840
<v Speaker 3>it's like a wonder that like Isabella is like doing

874
00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:15.880
<v Speaker 3>great because like it's really really hard, and Michelle is

875
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:19.480
<v Speaker 3>just staring daggers because fuck you Jesse.

876
00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Off. Jesse. Michelle is just like, are you kidding me

877
00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:26.000
<v Speaker 1>right now? You're such a gas lighter.

878
00:42:26.400 --> 00:42:29.360
<v Speaker 2>So then Jesse is of course like I'm gonna pass

879
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:32.760
<v Speaker 2>the ball to Michelle, knowing that you have.

880
00:42:32.760 --> 00:42:36.159
<v Speaker 1>Some expectations of her. Dude, she has a boyfriend, she's

881
00:42:36.239 --> 00:42:38.920
<v Speaker 1>moved on. Stop right.

882
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:43.880
<v Speaker 2>So Michelle just says to camera, She's like, it's just

883
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:47.000
<v Speaker 2>really hard. This is hard, like when somebody's hurt you

884
00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:51.159
<v Speaker 2>as much as he's hurt me. Like, it's just this

885
00:42:51.199 --> 00:42:54.239
<v Speaker 2>is a tough situation. So she says something right, oh no,

886
00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:57.320
<v Speaker 2>and then Jesse goes, Zach, don't roll your eyes at

887
00:42:57.320 --> 00:43:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Michelle the way you roll them at me. And Zach goes, no,

888
00:43:01.559 --> 00:43:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I just rolled them at you, which was awesome. And

889
00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:06.960
<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm saying. We need more of that now,

890
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:08.840
<v Speaker 2>I wrote, and I don't know what this means. So again,

891
00:43:08.920 --> 00:43:10.639
<v Speaker 2>maybe I had lost my mind trying to have a

892
00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:15.519
<v Speaker 2>child together. Michelle says, gratitude is that the one good

893
00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:18.000
<v Speaker 2>time in their relationship is when they were deciding to

894
00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:21.119
<v Speaker 2>have a child together. Okay, well that was a nice thing, yes,

895
00:43:21.159 --> 00:43:24.159
<v Speaker 2>but then not Michelle's fault. We get a retrospective of

896
00:43:24.239 --> 00:43:28.039
<v Speaker 2>Jesse being a total asshole. Yeah, and Michelle going like, Jesse,

897
00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:30.760
<v Speaker 2>you treat me like shit. You said you don't care

898
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:33.719
<v Speaker 2>that I'm the mother of your child, and what she did.

899
00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:34.679
<v Speaker 1>And just to.

900
00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:37.039
<v Speaker 2>Remind you that I said earlier in the episode, we

901
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:39.039
<v Speaker 2>know Jesse never helped her. He never woke up to

902
00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:41.800
<v Speaker 2>change a diaper. He refused to help it all. So

903
00:43:41.880 --> 00:43:46.000
<v Speaker 2>he brought this all on himself. And Michelle all she

904
00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:49.000
<v Speaker 2>said was like, I don't she didn't say anything bad

905
00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:50.800
<v Speaker 2>in the editor, you know, as far as we could

906
00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:52.800
<v Speaker 2>see in the edit, she was like, yeah, it was

907
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:54.599
<v Speaker 2>nice that we decided to have a child together.

908
00:43:54.840 --> 00:43:59.719
<v Speaker 1>But Jesse storm sorry, Douche mcgoosh storms out.

909
00:43:59.199 --> 00:44:02.400
<v Speaker 2>And then we get it interview from him, He's like, yeah,

910
00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:04.960
<v Speaker 2>I guess things were good at one time, Like shoot,

911
00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:07.000
<v Speaker 2>talked to me like, you know, then we had a baby,

912
00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:08.000
<v Speaker 2>and that she's just a bitch.

913
00:44:08.280 --> 00:44:08.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

914
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:13.119
<v Speaker 2>The responsibility right, nothing, no ownership whatsoever. I don't think

915
00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:15.239
<v Speaker 2>that we're going to see it. There's nothing we're going

916
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:17.239
<v Speaker 2>to see it. Oh, so then this scene is so

917
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:21.679
<v Speaker 2>weird and uncomfortable, right, Jesse goes after him, I mean,

918
00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Jason goes after Jesse in the house, which is Jason's

919
00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:27.280
<v Speaker 2>only role. That's like the only reason he's ever there

920
00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:31.559
<v Speaker 2>to chase these douches. Why is Douche mcgooche always trying

921
00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:32.280
<v Speaker 2>to be naked.

922
00:44:32.519 --> 00:44:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Why because he's on drugs. He's not even griefs.

923
00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:41.440
<v Speaker 2>He's not even wearing like Mark Wahlbergef.

924
00:44:41.559 --> 00:44:43.440
<v Speaker 1>He's wearing like tidy fucking white.

925
00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, but he wants to show up. He

926
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:48.360
<v Speaker 2>thinks he's like really well endowed. And I'm telling you

927
00:44:48.400 --> 00:44:50.639
<v Speaker 2>now this is alleged because we can't. You know, I

928
00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:53.079
<v Speaker 2>don't know. I have not done a drug whatever. But

929
00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:55.679
<v Speaker 2>to me, remember back when we did drugs back in

930
00:44:55.719 --> 00:44:57.760
<v Speaker 2>the day, way back. Yes, you know, like when you

931
00:44:57.760 --> 00:45:00.960
<v Speaker 2>you always take a ship your clothes off. It's just

932
00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:03.880
<v Speaker 2>kind of a thing you do, not you specifically, I've

933
00:45:03.880 --> 00:45:05.000
<v Speaker 2>never done drugs with Stephanie.

934
00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:07.119
<v Speaker 1>For the record, I really have not. Well you've never

935
00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:07.920
<v Speaker 1>even done coke.

936
00:45:08.360 --> 00:45:10.480
<v Speaker 2>I've never done coke, but I've did the Well, I

937
00:45:10.519 --> 00:45:12.360
<v Speaker 2>can't say it on the show because you know, I

938
00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:14.039
<v Speaker 2>guess I don't know what the I don't know how

939
00:45:14.039 --> 00:45:17.719
<v Speaker 2>long you can get in trouble for something, Molly, yeah, yeah,

940
00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:18.159
<v Speaker 2>and that.

941
00:45:18.079 --> 00:45:21.360
<v Speaker 1>You wanted to just shirtless. And I think remember we've

942
00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:23.400
<v Speaker 1>talked about this so many times, vander pumpt like they

943
00:45:23.480 --> 00:45:25.760
<v Speaker 1>later it came out. It wasn't just me.

944
00:45:25.840 --> 00:45:28.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I know when somebody's rolling, they're sweating, they're

945
00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:31.880
<v Speaker 2>touching each other, and they're shirtless. They were all doing it,

946
00:45:32.119 --> 00:45:34.280
<v Speaker 2>right or either on mushrooms or they and then they

947
00:45:34.280 --> 00:45:36.199
<v Speaker 2>finally would say it. They would get la la would

948
00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:38.119
<v Speaker 2>get mad and yell at everyone that they would they

949
00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:41.320
<v Speaker 2>were fucked up, right, So that's that would be my

950
00:45:41.400 --> 00:45:43.639
<v Speaker 2>guess on Jesse, although he doesn't seem like it otherwise,

951
00:45:43.639 --> 00:45:48.519
<v Speaker 2>but I would say probably like cocaine maybe. Yeah, yeah,

952
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, is the answer to your question. Yes, sorry,

953
00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:54.480
<v Speaker 2>I just had to sneeze bless you well for some

954
00:45:54.599 --> 00:45:57.480
<v Speaker 2>reason and well not for some reason what you just said,

955
00:45:57.480 --> 00:46:02.480
<v Speaker 2>because of the drugs, I think alleged allegedly allegedly because

956
00:46:02.519 --> 00:46:05.440
<v Speaker 2>of the drugs, Jesse just turns on Jason. You know

957
00:46:05.480 --> 00:46:08.320
<v Speaker 2>when people are on drugs, which right thing for sure

958
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:11.320
<v Speaker 2>he is one hundred percent, but probably they just get

959
00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:14.599
<v Speaker 2>mad at everybody for just you know, you come in

960
00:46:14.639 --> 00:46:16.639
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, hey, how you doing, buddy, and he's.

961
00:46:16.519 --> 00:46:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Like, get the fuck out of here? Yeah, yeah, right

962
00:46:21.440 --> 00:46:24.039
<v Speaker 1>right yeah, And he's like Jason's always there though, same

963
00:46:24.079 --> 00:46:26.280
<v Speaker 1>thing with Jack's Yeah, he was just there to drive

964
00:46:26.360 --> 00:46:28.000
<v Speaker 1>him to rehab. Like, Jason, do you have anything else?

965
00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:31.039
<v Speaker 1>To do. Aren't you a lawyer? You have some cases

966
00:46:31.079 --> 00:46:33.760
<v Speaker 1>that you have to file, And he's like, I can

967
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:37.039
<v Speaker 1>just drive back to LA right now. You do it.

968
00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh go, I'm sure Michelle would be thrilled. Right, even

969
00:46:41.480 --> 00:46:44.360
<v Speaker 1>though it's his trip, it always makes me laugh. The

970
00:46:44.400 --> 00:46:45.199
<v Speaker 1>whole thing with history.

971
00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:47.760
<v Speaker 2>You kind of defended Douche mcgoosh last week. You're like

972
00:46:47.800 --> 00:46:49.639
<v Speaker 2>to be fair. It is the trip he planned. He

973
00:46:49.679 --> 00:46:52.119
<v Speaker 2>didn't pay for that, not paid for this. In fact,

974
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:54.159
<v Speaker 2>he didn't do shit. They each get a thing that

975
00:46:54.159 --> 00:46:56.639
<v Speaker 2>they're supposed to do, and so productions like how about this.

976
00:46:57.280 --> 00:46:57.480
<v Speaker 1>Right.

977
00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:02.199
<v Speaker 2>None of these people are good people, by the way,

978
00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:03.280
<v Speaker 2>none of them.

979
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Well maybe Zach, maybe Zach, maybe Jasmine, but we just

980
00:47:08.000 --> 00:47:10.840
<v Speaker 1>will never probably know. Well, yeah, I don't even care.

981
00:47:11.000 --> 00:47:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Or I don't even include her in the cast because

982
00:47:12.920 --> 00:47:15.119
<v Speaker 2>they don't give her anything to do, right.

983
00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:19.159
<v Speaker 1>I mean, and I would say, na and nyah. She

984
00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:22.119
<v Speaker 1>isn't terrible, she's just annoying. I mean, I made a

985
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:23.800
<v Speaker 1>note earlier that I forgot to tell you is that

986
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:26.159
<v Speaker 1>she her voice may have said this letter. She sounds

987
00:47:26.199 --> 00:47:32.880
<v Speaker 1>like Raquel. She's good, shaky voice. Yeah, anyway, that's neither

988
00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:33.960
<v Speaker 1>here nor there. I'm there.

989
00:47:34.039 --> 00:47:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's leave it there, just saying Nia is try Oh

990
00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:40.719
<v Speaker 2>that's right, Okay, then yeah, no, then I'm not putting

991
00:47:40.719 --> 00:47:42.119
<v Speaker 2>her on the list. She's not She doesn't even get

992
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:43.920
<v Speaker 2>the Zach list. No, she doesn't get to.

993
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:49.639
<v Speaker 1>Sorry not sorry, Niam.

994
00:47:50.039 --> 00:47:54.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that. That's the valley. I mean, look, you

995
00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:54.840
<v Speaker 2>guys asked for it.

996
00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:55.559
<v Speaker 1>You begged for it.

997
00:47:55.559 --> 00:47:56.960
<v Speaker 2>We were like, we don't think we should cover this,

998
00:47:57.039 --> 00:48:00.000
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, you must. We'll never listen to another part.

999
00:48:00.039 --> 00:48:01.559
<v Speaker 2>Remember I got an email and I was like, not

1000
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:04.400
<v Speaker 2>only will we never listen to your podcast, we'll never

1001
00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:07.000
<v Speaker 2>listen to podcasts in general if you don't cover the valley.

1002
00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:09.400
<v Speaker 2>And we're like, oh my god, what, So for the

1003
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:14.760
<v Speaker 2>sake of all podcasts, here we are. But in case

1004
00:48:14.800 --> 00:48:18.199
<v Speaker 2>you're worried, and just like that is just around the corner.

1005
00:48:18.880 --> 00:48:22.840
<v Speaker 2>We're not covering that. We are. And oh yeah, and

1006
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:25.800
<v Speaker 2>do we make our announcement. Oh no, because it doesn't

1007
00:48:25.840 --> 00:48:28.039
<v Speaker 2>affect it doesn't affect Rose Pricks.

1008
00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:29.079
<v Speaker 1>Don't even worry about it.

1009
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:31.360
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna make We're gonna combine some things, but you guys,

1010
00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:33.719
<v Speaker 2>everything stay in the same here. So yes, we're going

1011
00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:36.639
<v Speaker 2>to add Well, we could tell you guys, we're going

1012
00:48:36.679 --> 00:48:40.320
<v Speaker 2>to add board AF to our rose Pricks feed.

1013
00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Which listen.

1014
00:48:41.440 --> 00:48:43.599
<v Speaker 2>If you like us together on rose Pricks, you'll like

1015
00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:46.880
<v Speaker 2>us together on board AF, where we're trying to think

1016
00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:50.880
<v Speaker 2>telling funny stories and it's just not show dependent, right,

1017
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:55.159
<v Speaker 2>but it we we like, we open it up. It's

1018
00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:57.760
<v Speaker 2>a show about nothing and we've talked about everything. And

1019
00:48:57.800 --> 00:49:00.599
<v Speaker 2>in fact, you know this already. But if we're going

1020
00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:03.639
<v Speaker 2>to keep all our old board afs up on that channel,

1021
00:49:03.719 --> 00:49:05.679
<v Speaker 2>so go back and like listen to this because if

1022
00:49:05.679 --> 00:49:07.559
<v Speaker 2>you want, don't you know what, do what you want?

1023
00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:11.079
<v Speaker 1>My god, what we're going we're going.

1024
00:49:11.039 --> 00:49:13.239
<v Speaker 2>To just combined so that so that if you don't

1025
00:49:13.280 --> 00:49:15.119
<v Speaker 2>want to listen to board AF you just skip it.

1026
00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:17.880
<v Speaker 2>It will be clearly marked, yes, but it will be

1027
00:49:17.960 --> 00:49:21.599
<v Speaker 2>all nice and convenient for our board people. Yes, all right,

1028
00:49:22.079 --> 00:49:24.719
<v Speaker 2>all right, you guys, thank you so much for being here.

1029
00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:27.199
<v Speaker 2>If you have any notes or anything you are just

1030
00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:29.199
<v Speaker 2>dying for us to cover, please let us know on

1031
00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:33.440
<v Speaker 2>rose Pricks, discuss on Facebook and or Instagram, and we

1032
00:49:33.480 --> 00:49:34.280
<v Speaker 2>will talk to you soon.

1033
00:49:34.960 --> 00:49:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, bye bye to soon