Speaker 1: Uh, what's up? Everybody? Welcome to part two. Listen.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to be an asshole. I
Speaker 2: don't want to be this person. I don't want to
Speaker 2: be a douche mgoche. But if you pop this on
Speaker 2: and you heard us clearly say that there was a
Speaker 2: part one and you're like, I don't care, I'm just
Speaker 2: going to listen to part two, come on, man.
Speaker 1: Come on, may come, mom may. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, because we got all our like little heb
Speaker 2: gibi's out that's not the right word, but you know,
Speaker 2: we get all our little ants what do you call them, shpilcus.
Speaker 2: And we worked hard is what we're trying to say.
Speaker 2: We worked hard, We left it all on the table.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of setup, there's a lot of we,
Speaker 2: we made a lot of accusations right at Yeah, I
Speaker 2: still I still do feel like there's something a little
Speaker 2: off about wherever whatever treatment he's getting.
Speaker 1: Jack's, by the way, is he But yeah, go back
Speaker 1: and listen to that because a lot of stuff. Also,
Speaker 1: we talk about science, we talk about healing. We'll give
Speaker 1: you like the.
Speaker 2: Five Ways to heal your life, which is not even
Speaker 2: on brand, but like do we do it so you
Speaker 2: want to go back and hear that.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not to.
Speaker 2: Can we just get into the driving a little bit,
Speaker 2: because that's going to be kind of a nothing them
Speaker 2: doing that, because I kind of skipped it a little bit.
Speaker 1: As as you've said.
Speaker 2: In the past when we talk about like Housewives Orange County,
Speaker 2: I always going like a mud run. My remote just
Speaker 2: kind of goes a little ahead of the mud. I
Speaker 2: just wrote, we have to literally watch them race toy cars. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and we don't all I wrote, and that's the thing,
Speaker 2: and we kind of just don't. No, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, we don't nobody, they're not Bravo is not
Speaker 2: the boss of me. No, I do what I want.
Speaker 2: I watch what I want. Yeah, I think I just
Speaker 2: left it on. I just watched it for a second.
Speaker 2: But then we get to a discussion of jack somehow
Speaker 2: Jacks is still starring in the show. Oh for sure,
Speaker 2: he's the main he's main star. Yeah, energy, he's the lead.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But we find out that all every outlet now has
Speaker 2: the story that Jackson is in rehab, so TMZ and
Speaker 2: Brittany is like.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you fanned out. How did you
Speaker 1: find out?
Speaker 2: They well, and then Brittany asked herself, who's the other
Speaker 2: villain on the show. Oh, yeah, it's Jesse. Jesse told
Speaker 2: him for some reason, right then, Jess So jess So,
Speaker 2: Douche mcgos is like, I'm sorry, Cecily, but like you
Speaker 2: created the name for him, and then I feel like
Speaker 2: it's your responsibility to lead lead us in Collin that.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, I'm sorry, my my dad. Douche mcgoosh tells Jacks.
Speaker 2: I feel like Jack should have a different name. But
Speaker 2: then we're just going to confused Jush mac. He tells Jaxon,
Speaker 2: who was also that yeah, and because he's like, well,
Speaker 2: I mean we've got to have to care about like
Speaker 2: him too. Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, uh yeah.
Speaker 2: Jesse says, yeah, I told I told jax because you
Speaker 2: know that we're going to Santa Barbara, because like you know,
Speaker 2: it's better, like he's gonna have fomo and just rage
Speaker 2: text everybody, So you got to kind of just like
Speaker 2: be honest with him. I just wrote, Jesse is becoming
Speaker 2: the biggest villain on the show. That's so funny that
Speaker 2: you said that, because I wrote, he is Patrick Bateman
Speaker 2: level creep And do you know what I'm talking about
Speaker 2: with Patrick Batemon. Yes, of course, yes, that's that was
Speaker 2: the vibe he was giving me for short in his confessionals.
Speaker 1: It's very very psycho. He's nuts. I agree with you.
Speaker 2: We're not alone, right, No, we're I can't imagine that
Speaker 2: anyone out there is like, you guys are really too
Speaker 2: hard on Jasi.
Speaker 1: He seems a really nice guy. You guys are like
Speaker 1: such bitches.
Speaker 2: But I do feel and this is this is how
Speaker 2: my brain gets rotted out from reading Reddit. But I
Speaker 2: do feel like a lot of people are like, he's
Speaker 2: not that much worse than Michelle, which I disagree. I
Speaker 2: totally disagree. Don't believe them. Imagine who these people are.
Speaker 2: There's there's probably a million of him out there, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: making notes. Yeah, so like, fuck it whatever, let him,
Speaker 2: let him say. They can say what they want to say.
Speaker 2: We're going to say what we want to say. We
Speaker 2: see what we see. He's an asshole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't love Michelle, Okay, so please don't hear I
Speaker 2: think Michelle she said and done some weird stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: cheating on Jesse is not one of the reasons why
Speaker 2: I don't like her. That is not so if you're thinking, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's a cheater, No, I really don't care about that.
Speaker 1: Fun Jesse, but douche mcgosh.
Speaker 2: But he's also mad because, like, basically his girlfriend was
Speaker 2: sleeping with the Baywatch guys we discussed earlier, which is hilarious.
Speaker 1: They're like, are you still together? He's like no.
Speaker 2: His whole thing is being angry that people are making
Speaker 2: him look bad, you know. So I think he's like
Speaker 2: the fact that he found out Michelle was cheating, He
Speaker 2: doesn't at all want to go. He never listens to
Speaker 2: her when she's like, you were literally the worst husband.
Speaker 2: You were mean to me. Do you know the story
Speaker 2: that is true that he told he wouldn't let her
Speaker 2: get they the epidural? Oh no, yeah, because he told
Speaker 2: the doctor He's like, no, she wanted an epidural and
Speaker 2: he was like, no, she I want her to have
Speaker 2: a natural birth.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He is. He's on another level. He
Speaker 1: is worse than Jack somehow.
Speaker 2: Yeah what I can't remember the exact story, but the
Speaker 2: doctors he had to he had to relent because somehow
Speaker 2: the doctors were like, this is risking her life, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, and stay out of it. Basically, yeah, she
Speaker 2: has every reason to think that he's just like a
Speaker 2: horrible shit person. Now you might be listening to this
Speaker 2: and going like, yeah, but Stephanie, then she should have
Speaker 2: left him. No, sometimes it gets harder, especially if you
Speaker 2: got a kid and that's your life. And there's probably
Speaker 2: like charming parts of him too that she fell in
Speaker 2: love with, like that shit changes. It's confusing, Yeah, but
Speaker 2: it's not confusing to her anymore. But also she did
Speaker 2: leave him pretty early. But you know, it's really hard.
Speaker 2: You're a new mom, you got postpartum. He's refusing to
Speaker 2: help anything. That's also a fact. He told me I'm
Speaker 2: not helping at all with the baby. You know what,
Speaker 2: Women have gone into rages and cheated on men for
Speaker 2: much less than that. So yes, and she didn't even
Speaker 2: go on and rage. She's just like, I gotta get
Speaker 2: out of this. I need comfort, I need love. And
Speaker 2: it was probably in some ways safer for her to
Speaker 2: get out of that marriage with a new boyfriend to
Speaker 2: protect her. Now, you had to have kind of been
Speaker 2: confused by the next moment where so Douche macgosh is
Speaker 2: going on and on and now he starts to fight
Speaker 2: with Janet for some reason, and Janet kind of rises
Speaker 2: up against him, and I was like, I don't know
Speaker 2: how to feel about this because I liked her for it. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm like, well do we have to like Janet now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So basically he says, Jesse's like defending himself and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would really bother him if, like we didn't tell
Speaker 2: him that we were going on this trip, but like
Speaker 2: you know, he'd find out whatever and something about and
Speaker 2: I didn't tell him.
Speaker 1: So what Yeah. Basically he's like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he needs our support too, Like why should that
Speaker 2: cunt Britney get all the support?
Speaker 1: Right? What about Jabs? What about my bra? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So yeah, so Jesse says to Janet and Jason and Britney,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is the worst. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to talk to you guys. Oh oh, this
Speaker 2: is what it was.
Speaker 1: He's like, I.
Speaker 2: Need to talk to you guys about bullying my friend.
Speaker 2: Because he's talking about his ex girlfriend who cheated on him.
Speaker 2: He's like, you guys were bullying her. Yeah, I heard,
Speaker 2: I heard you told people to block her. But then,
Speaker 2: so before before, Janet is a little more of a hero,
Speaker 2: a little less of a hero because She's like, what,
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't tell anything to block her.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I just blocked her. I said, I've blocked her, and
Speaker 2: Jesse goes, get your husband told me. She goes, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: well yeah, yeah I did do that. But that's not people,
Speaker 2: that's just my husband, right. But she does stand up
Speaker 2: against she does kind of like, well she goes first,
Speaker 2: she goes anyway, I only have wonderful things to say
Speaker 2: about her. She goes, I said, it's better than the
Speaker 2: whoors that Jackson has been dating. And then Brittany says,
Speaker 2: I think she's a wonderful person. I think she was
Speaker 2: a wonderful person. But the fact that she sending messages
Speaker 2: to Michelle is disgusting.
Speaker 1: And je was she joking about that when she said
Speaker 1: that she really thinks of this rando that Jesse's probably
Speaker 1: trying to get on the show. Yes, you know that's
Speaker 1: some deal.
Speaker 2: It's like some friend of his and is like, okay,
Speaker 2: let's say we sup together and we'll get you on
Speaker 2: the show. That's what they're doing. Everything's a fucking joke.
Speaker 2: And then everybody else decided Nope, nope, not doing that.
Speaker 2: We're not letting her on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then so then Jesse goes Michelle said things.
Speaker 2: That are true. She said that my friend. He keeps
Speaker 2: saying my friend instead of the girl he was sleeping exactly.
Speaker 2: He was gonna move to Orange County to live with, right,
Speaker 2: She said, my friend was sleeping with other people. Then
Speaker 2: Brittany goes, are you still sleeping her Jessey, He goes no,
Speaker 2: And then that's when Janet goes, then why are you
Speaker 2: worried about it? And why are you taking her side
Speaker 2: against the mother of your child? Just he goes, don't
Speaker 2: you manipulate me? Mhmm, you bitch that shouldn't even be
Speaker 2: on this show. For that moment, I was sort of
Speaker 2: like opinion that moment. I was like, Oh, I didn't
Speaker 2: hate Janet, She's not scared to him. I wish more
Speaker 2: people would stand up to each other. Well, yeah, he's sure,
Speaker 2: wasn't Why is Brittany not going like, I really loved
Speaker 2: that person you were having six with? Even though I'm
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Speaker 2: must be some reason because they don't like her, so
Speaker 2: I don't know how they can tolerate Jesse. But maybe
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Speaker 1: So basically no, but here's the part.
Speaker 2: So Janet then says, well, this is where we started
Speaker 2: to like her a little bit. She goes, well, you
Speaker 2: know what, your friends shouldn't be threatening legal action against us, Yeah,
Speaker 2: which is true. And then Jesse goes, well, your friend
Speaker 2: Douche mcgoosh Sorry, Okay, goes well, your friend shouldn't have
Speaker 2: been sleeping with someone else. Also even saying this person's name,
Speaker 2: she doesn't have a legal stand I mean, there's nothing
Speaker 2: that that makes no sense. Yeah, I'm sure they want
Speaker 2: somebody on the show who's litigious from the start before
Speaker 2: they even like hang out, yes, yes, and luck with that, like, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't like this person. And also the fact that
Speaker 2: Jessin would sleep with Douche magoos, I mean that tells
Speaker 2: us everything we need to know, right, and they watch
Speaker 2: So then Janet says, well, if I was married to you,
Speaker 2: I would have cheated on you toooo go down. We
Speaker 2: just started liking Janet. Yeah we did. I mean, now
Speaker 2: you got to Now you got to take us the
Speaker 2: other way. It's up to you. Well, this does kind
Speaker 2: of bug me. So everyone gets back to the house
Speaker 2: and they start having their drinks and then Zach is
Speaker 2: like he is all of us where He's like, shit,
Speaker 2: I kind of feel like I want to have a
Speaker 2: scene here, like I want to do I want to
Speaker 2: see I want to you know, do something, have some drama,
Speaker 2: but like when is the best time to do it?
Speaker 2: Because they're like seasoning the steaks, everyone's making dinner, and
Speaker 2: he's like, I forgot who he asks, but he's like,
Speaker 2: should I take Janet aside? Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, and it doesn't matter who we had. They're like yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah. So then so he's like can I talk
Speaker 2: to you or whatever? And then Janet tells the camera
Speaker 2: and this is where I was like, Oh, the Lord giveth,
Speaker 2: the Lord taketh away. She's like, yeah, I like that
Speaker 2: Zac is taking me aside. Like I hope he's really
Speaker 2: taken a long, hard look at himself and all the
Speaker 2: horrible things he said about wishing my baby would die,
Speaker 2: and I hope he realizes that it's like super super serious,
Speaker 2: and like, I think it's actually pretty big of me
Speaker 2: to even sit and listen to him.
Speaker 1: That was amazing that she said that big of me
Speaker 1: to listen to him, which is amazing. He was gonna
Speaker 1: look back at that and go like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this bitch.
Speaker 2: And I mean I so tried several times, right right, yeah,
Speaker 2: So basically, uh, I just wrote none of us will
Speaker 2: ever see Oh oh, I meant that you and I
Speaker 2: might not see eye to eye on this, I said.
Speaker 2: But Zach tries to apologize once again, and I don't
Speaker 2: know if there's more to this story because he takes
Speaker 2: a lot of ownership. That's what I wrote too, Like
Speaker 2: he's taking in what will she does she ever? No?
Speaker 2: So Janet says, is like, well, look here's the problem.
Speaker 2: Britney told me that you said you don't care about
Speaker 2: my pregnancy. And then he's like, well I did. It
Speaker 2: wasn't in the context that you think it was. Basically,
Speaker 2: he's trying to say like, Okay, yeah, I said some stuff,
Speaker 2: but even when they showed they keep showing it back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And basically Michelle is he says something, They're like, she's pregnant,
Speaker 2: and he says, I don't care, and then Michelle goes, well,
Speaker 2: you know, stress could hurt the pregnancy, but he doesn't
Speaker 2: go like, I don't care. I hope she loses the baby.
Speaker 2: And when he said he doesn't care that she's pregnant,
Speaker 2: he says it before it's not like she said, you know,
Speaker 2: she could lose the baby if you stressed her out,
Speaker 2: And then he doesn't say right after that, I don't
Speaker 2: care she loses the baby. Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: He says it first like, all right, I'm a gay man.
Speaker 2: I don't know all the ins and outs of pregnancy,
Speaker 2: like who cares if she's pregnant? She still has to
Speaker 2: answer for this. Then yeah, says yeah, but stress could
Speaker 2: hurt her pregnancy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe maybe Zach said some more stuff
Speaker 1: in private. I think I.
Speaker 2: Remember it differently because I remember he did say after
Speaker 2: that was said, he still is like, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: I feel like he does say that now I understand
Speaker 2: that he's a like he's saying.
Speaker 1: And the weird thing that she keeps bringing up in
Speaker 1: that conversation is like you were so crazy you had
Speaker 1: to be taken out of the bar, like as though
Speaker 1: Zach's the one out of all of them with the
Speaker 1: biggest issues, right, I don't think so, right.
Speaker 2: I mean it was also felt very fake at the time.
Speaker 2: All of it's just so weird. So yeah, so she
Speaker 2: doesn't really own anything. No, and he keeps saying, which
Speaker 2: I you know, again as a recovering person, when he's like, okay,
Speaker 2: but I was blackout drunk, and he's I'm not saying, like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't remember anything. Could have said it?
Speaker 1: Could?
Speaker 2: I mean, he says, I feel bad, like I'm sorry
Speaker 2: for whatever I said.
Speaker 1: I was blackout drunk, right, Which it's not great.
Speaker 2: I had this blackout drunk as an adult and I'm
Speaker 2: not proud of it and it sucks.
Speaker 1: But like let him, like, can you get over it?
Speaker 2: You on it? I have questions, though, I'm so confused
Speaker 2: by that because what happens, like you literally don't have
Speaker 2: control when you're blackout drunk over what you're saying. I mean,
Speaker 2: you're still sitting upright, so you're still able to like
Speaker 2: because I remember I've told you, like I had a
Speaker 2: relationship with someone and he would get blackout drunk, so
Speaker 2: he said, and just say the most racist, horrible, terrible
Speaker 2: things to like uber drivers. I broke up with him
Speaker 2: for this reason obviously, you know, yeah saying but like
Speaker 2: it just isn't that just in him? Isn't that just
Speaker 2: in him?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's just you have no like filter or impress control.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you're going to say things that like you might.
Speaker 1: Kind of what is the line?
Speaker 2: The line like a drunk person is a drunk person's
Speaker 2: word is a sober person's thoughts? Right, we talked about that,
Speaker 2: so I think so yeah, yeah, like yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, I don't know, but yes, she
Speaker 2: either has to forgive or not.
Speaker 1: But she did.
Speaker 2: Basically, if you're a blackout drunk, right, you might just
Speaker 2: let loose. Yeah, And your point is I don't really
Speaker 2: give a fuck about Janet, And like why is everybody
Speaker 2: babying Janet?
Speaker 1: Like what that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, doesn't mean that your secret thought is I hope
Speaker 2: she loses her baby. That's not That's what I'm trying
Speaker 2: to defend, right, I see, I understand, I understand. I mean, okay,
Speaker 2: like he got drunk and out of control, but also
Speaker 2: Danny does it too. All the time, all seem fine
Speaker 2: with that, right, And also, as has been pointed out,
Speaker 2: Jax has done one hundred fucking times worse, and they're
Speaker 2: all like.
Speaker 1: But what about Jack's feelings? Right? How come nobody's like,
Speaker 1: what about Zach's feelings? Right? No, everything is they don't
Speaker 1: care because they are not really friends exactly. They're not friends.
Speaker 1: So it's just fake.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, we haven't even mentioned Jasmine. By the way,
Speaker 2: she is a main character on the show. We are like,
Speaker 2: well into our second episode of this thing, our second recap,
Speaker 2: no mention except to say that she doesn't really pop up.
Speaker 2: So and there will be at the house, by the way,
Speaker 2: I guess I should just tell you. And her girlfriend
Speaker 2: Melissa also and they hugged and they took a nice room,
Speaker 2: and that's all we got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all we got.
Speaker 2: Melissa doesn't even have an under five by the way, right,
Speaker 2: there's one shot of her face and she looks at
Speaker 2: the camera because she's not trained in like being on
Speaker 2: a reality show, and that's it, and maybe that's the
Speaker 2: only one they had. They were like, oh shit, we
Speaker 2: didn't follow Melissa at all. And some camera guys like, uh,
Speaker 2: actually I did film them coming into the house, but
Speaker 2: she looked at the camera. They're like, oh, I don't
Speaker 2: have to do Yeah, and I've done that before too.
Speaker 2: I've done short films where like, it's very hard not
Speaker 2: to look at the camera. Let me just tell you
Speaker 2: that right now. And I'm not even joking right and
Speaker 2: I'll watch the little short films back and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh god, they had one job, right, I had one job,
Speaker 2: so I yeah, I'll give her that. I wish they
Speaker 2: would look at the camera more often and be like, hi, hi, Frank,
Speaker 2: you know there's somebody, there's people there in productive. Remember
Speaker 2: all those stories about the real world that they were
Speaker 2: getting in trouble because the camera people were sleeping with
Speaker 2: the real world past and sometimes they would end up together.
Speaker 1: Oh and producers and stuff. Yeah, it was happening all
Speaker 1: because it was kind of new. Reality TV was sort
Speaker 1: of new.
Speaker 2: We're talking like early nineties, and yeah, no, it happened
Speaker 2: a lot like there was. They finally just started making
Speaker 2: storylines around it. One guy was like, well, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: leave the show because I want to be with the
Speaker 2: couching director. Oh my god, I did just do that more,
Speaker 2: just do that address it. They address it sometimes on
Speaker 2: below deck, which I love, Like they'll they'll say hi
Speaker 2: every now, and I'm like, I read her, it's not often,
Speaker 2: but like one time un below deck, somebody was in
Speaker 2: trouble and one of the crew, one of the camera people,
Speaker 2: put the camera down and went and helped them. Oh,
Speaker 2: like I think that they that they've fallen overboard, like
Speaker 2: some thing really drastic had happened.
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, let's have more of that.
Speaker 2: And if they lay the camera down, yes, and then
Speaker 2: you could see they still showed the footage of them
Speaker 2: with the cameras laid down. Kind of yes, it's all
Speaker 2: cut up, you know, but like it was a real thing,
Speaker 2: and in fact, so much so that on the reunion
Speaker 2: that season, they had the crew member who was not
Speaker 2: supposed to be on camera.
Speaker 1: They had that person come out and like, take a.
Speaker 2: Bow below deck. Don't sleep you're sleeping on below deck.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why we got to get you
Speaker 2: on there. I can tell you where to start too,
Speaker 2: to think about. Tell me you want you want the
Speaker 2: Australia you went down under? Everything else is just nothing, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm all about the down Under. That's the captain. You
Speaker 2: want that's let's just we'll talk about it later, okay.
Speaker 2: So Jesse I will watch that, Okay. So they make up.
Speaker 2: Zach and Janna decide that for the sake of the show,
Speaker 2: they're going to just like make peace right. And now
Speaker 2: it is time for my least favorite thing ever, and
Speaker 2: that is that Kristen says, Hey, there's been a fraction
Speaker 2: in our group, so I brought in a lady to
Speaker 2: do a healing circle.
Speaker 1: Yep, I knew you'd love it. I knew you'd love it.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I knew that, okay. But so before that, I just wrote,
Speaker 2: shut up, Naya. I don't know why I wrote that, though.
Speaker 1: It's like I almost wanted to just skip ahead to
Speaker 1: see anything in That doesn't matter. It's probably nothing.
Speaker 2: She was saying something that annoyed me, and I just wrote,
Speaker 2: shut up, okay, Kristin. Now I didn't really even though
Speaker 2: I have three kids, I didn't really quite understand. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you what I think happened. Kristin
Speaker 2: was monitoring her body's ovulation and somehow she took her
Speaker 2: eyes off the ovulation monitor and when she went back
Speaker 2: to check, they were like the thing was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you were ovulating like earlier today, but now you're out
Speaker 2: of the window.
Speaker 1: Your numbers are low. I don't know, but she like
Speaker 1: loses her mind. Yeah, it's so funny that you write
Speaker 1: she loses her mind. I wrote, she's sad about ovulation.
Speaker 1: Oh but I guess I know Kristin more than you
Speaker 1: know Chris. So to me, that's not I've seen her
Speaker 1: lose her mind. This is just like way okay. So
Speaker 1: she's upset.
Speaker 2: And then the ro brigade, Yes, all the douche mcgoshes
Speaker 2: sit out on the chairs and they sip some manly beverages.
Speaker 1: Yes they do, Yes, they do. Then we come back
Speaker 1: in we're cutting around a little bit.
Speaker 2: We come back into Kristin and Luke and they have
Speaker 2: I just wrote ovulation drama.
Speaker 1: Yes, so she's like, I hate.
Speaker 3: My body, like I just want to get pregnant, Like
Speaker 3: why why was I ovulating like before?
Speaker 2: But like no now, and with her head her neck back,
Speaker 2: so you get like all the weird necks the check
Speaker 2: for herself.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have that normally. She just holds her head
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 2: So it just looks like there's seventeen nexts talking to
Speaker 2: you about ovulation. It's like, you don't have to hold
Speaker 2: your net like that right to your angles. Let's get listen,
Speaker 2: let's get tyra bank on there. We all have bad angles.
Speaker 2: You got to know your angle. I was turned to
Speaker 2: the left, like you gotta you know your angle. So
Speaker 2: you know, I can't help but go into this next
Speaker 2: girl that I'm going.
Speaker 1: I'm going to call.
Speaker 2: I know so many hates so much because she's like,
Speaker 2: just call them. You have to say this next person
Speaker 2: that I'm going to call now your pictures one second
Speaker 2: after Well, it's right, but.
Speaker 1: It's after she's already done that. She doesn't. She does
Speaker 1: the preamble first. She's right, right.
Speaker 2: This is why it bugs me. She'll it's not that
Speaker 2: she can't say. She'll say like, Okay, next, I love
Speaker 2: your blah blah blah, your pictures, blah blah blah. Okay,
Speaker 2: this next name I'm going to call is Sarah. Why
Speaker 2: don't I just say, okay, Sarson is Sarah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But also I don't like the preamble. I don't like
Speaker 1: the thing before that either.
Speaker 2: So like, this person is a paradox because on one
Speaker 2: hand their pictures are killing it, but on the other hand,
Speaker 2: they look like a slug just slug like a monster
Speaker 2: slug slugging on the runway, and they don't know their
Speaker 2: angles and their ugliest shit?
Speaker 1: So who stays? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: The worse two is when they're like this next girl
Speaker 2: we we we made her have a have a have
Speaker 2: a new haircut, We cut all her hair off, and
Speaker 2: it just felt like.
Speaker 1: She didn't really accept it and appreciate it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: appreciate it. But this other girl is ugliest shit.
Speaker 2: So who stays the person who wants to be here
Speaker 2: but his ugliest shit or the person who is really
Speaker 2: beautiful and tells someone to be here?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hurts right now? They really like Tyra
Speaker 1: in this room. She's so mean. She's like, here's a
Speaker 1: couple we have.
Speaker 2: I have before me, one girl who's so fat, like
Speaker 2: I feel like this week she must have gained like
Speaker 2: thirty pounds. She just refuses to watch her caaleries. And
Speaker 2: then I have another girl who does not appreciate the
Speaker 2: fact that I shaved her head, which was very avant garde.
Speaker 1: So who stays the woman who's fat and super fat
Speaker 1: but kind of wants to be here, or the bald
Speaker 1: lady that we made bald but who does not want
Speaker 1: to be here, and then she like and then the
Speaker 1: noise of her pulling the head shot out drives me
Speaker 1: crazy too. It's like like there's just like a foley
Speaker 1: artist that they bring in to make it louder. Michelle,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, he could use a
Speaker 1: healing ceremony. Standing before me.
Speaker 2: I have one lady who, since she's been here to
Speaker 2: not take care of her skin and now she has
Speaker 2: full blown acne all over her face and her back.
Speaker 1: Under her back, I.
Speaker 2: Who refuses to get her gap fixed in her teeth,
Speaker 2: even though we told her that in order to then
Speaker 2: we put it in.
Speaker 1: We put the gap in, and she refuses to make
Speaker 1: it to fix it. So who's stays we should do
Speaker 1: it with the people on the valley? On one hand,
Speaker 1: I have a woman with a personality disorder who always
Speaker 1: talks about ovulation and it's like friends with all the
Speaker 1: wrong people, but it's kind of cute, but she holds
Speaker 1: her neck in a weird way. And then we have
Speaker 1: another girl. We have another woman who just brags about
Speaker 1: how great her husband is and is not super attractive.
Speaker 1: So who stays.
Speaker 2: That was Kristin and Janet by Yes, of course, of
Speaker 2: course I do. Yeah, that's for our audience, who aren't
Speaker 2: like Valley officionados, like we are right right, all right.
Speaker 2: So basically Zach oh, okay, So there the ovulation drama happens,
Speaker 2: and Luke is like, it's gonna be okay, we'll have
Speaker 2: our baby maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah sure.
Speaker 2: So then for no reason, Zach is crying. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, do we like him? He's a lot,
Speaker 2: but he's no more a lot than the rest of them.
Speaker 2: He's no more a lot, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so tired, But yeah, I don't mind that he's crying.
Speaker 2: He's emotional, he feels big, I like Benji.
Speaker 1: So he's upset.
Speaker 2: Well, no, he's upset at Brittany is what happens.
Speaker 1: And he has a right to be. I think she
Speaker 1: is not being his friend at all.
Speaker 2: No, And remember when they had the pole conversation last week,
Speaker 2: Brittany was so checked out.
Speaker 1: He was really trying. First of all, he's really good
Speaker 1: with cruise.
Speaker 2: He was really like trying to have a real conversation
Speaker 2: and she was just kind of like and it wasn't
Speaker 2: because the cruise, because the nanny was there.
Speaker 1: Yes, but she's like, oh, are you crying?
Speaker 2: So I think he's very sensitive and they get bugged
Speaker 2: by that, I guess, but it's fine when they do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Zach can't do anything.
Speaker 2: But and Brittany is pretending that she doesn't even know
Speaker 2: why he's obsessed, because she's yes, why are you crying, Jax?
Speaker 1: I thought it was a good conversation that you had
Speaker 1: with Jane it's and he's like, no, it's because you
Speaker 1: went to lunch. Apparently you went to lunch with Janets
Speaker 1: and told her what I said. And Brittany goes, Woa, yes,
Speaker 1: here's it because it.
Speaker 2: Was bad, and Zach goes, okay, but if it was bad,
Speaker 2: then why the fuck did you tell her?
Speaker 1: Right? And Brittany goes, exactly, maybe I shouldn't Maybe I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have told her, And.
Speaker 2: Zach goes, yeah, you shouldn't have fucking told her, and
Speaker 2: Brittany goes, but it was cause it was so bad.
Speaker 2: But if that happened in the reverse, was true, and
Speaker 2: you said that about her like black jackniy Lyde.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just can't get over Janets with
Speaker 1: an ass. We have to we have to call her Janets.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't believe that we are just now
Speaker 2: said in episode four, we're just now calling her janets.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't understand my next note, I wrote,
Speaker 2: like I don't.
Speaker 1: It's something mandola and earth magic.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well mean, well yeah, so it's time for
Speaker 2: the barbecue first, and the men have had some meats,
Speaker 2: and then we look outside and Willa the healer is
Speaker 2: like art and up the sound bath or whatever. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's right, Luke and the guys, all the bros and process,
Speaker 2: They're like.
Speaker 1: Let's go outside. There's a special lady who's gonna do
Speaker 1: some healing. So then we get hello.
Speaker 2: My name is Willa, and I am a ceremonialist, an
Speaker 2: embodiment guide, and sacred photographer of John Goes. She's the
Speaker 2: human equivalent of a dream catcher.
Speaker 1: Yes, perfect, my god.
Speaker 2: Yes, let me just repeat this for you though. I
Speaker 2: am a ceremonialist, which yes, by the way, if you
Speaker 2: write that in your document, that is not a real word.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's pretty is going to get mad.
Speaker 1: It's very vague.
Speaker 2: A ceremonialist. I just do ceremonies. It doesn't really matter
Speaker 2: what they are, right, whatever, yeah, an embodiment guide and
Speaker 2: sacred photographer.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, so she says a bunch of.
Speaker 2: Like goldiegoog yep, and people are kind of rolling their eyes,
Speaker 2: laughing a little bit. But then they have a little
Speaker 2: ceremony mm hmm. Yeah, where they're supposed to like release
Speaker 2: stuff and then bring us three stuff in calling in
Speaker 2: and release something like that. Yeah, totally insanity. I felt
Speaker 2: a little bit seen by the fact that these people
Speaker 2: were all kind of rolling.
Speaker 1: Their eyes a bit.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, at least they were like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is like so cut of corny. But like when
Speaker 2: they say things, was it Jesse that was like, I
Speaker 2: just want to release animosity?
Speaker 1: Is that who said that?
Speaker 2: Douche Magooche I think, or Michelle said I want to
Speaker 2: Maybe it was. I got a little confused there because
Speaker 2: I started like, oh, I don't know about all this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, Brittany goes first, and she's like, I want to
Speaker 2: release my flat checks in my beer cheese and my height.
Speaker 1: Tret and and I want to bring in some hat
Speaker 1: benies and some more flat checks, Like I want to
Speaker 1: release all that cocaine that we got in the basement
Speaker 1: that first jacks we were supposed to sell it. I
Speaker 1: was supposed to sell it. That's why he's actually texting me.
Speaker 1: He's like, the feds are coming get rid of it,
Speaker 1: Like to release that and bring in some happiness. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then Michelle is like, I want to release like
Speaker 2: anxiety and stress and accept a new life with happiness
Speaker 2: and love, right, and Jesse is staring, I'm sorry, douche
Speaker 2: mcgoosh is staring daggers. Yes, he's so mad that she
Speaker 2: all she did. I'm sorry again not. I don't want
Speaker 2: to be a huge Michelle apologist, but she is not
Speaker 2: doing anything wrong right here. She's like, I want to
Speaker 2: accept a new life with happiness, and he's like, no,
Speaker 2: you are not going to right, He's not having it.
Speaker 2: So Jesse says, I guess to camera. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want to release my anger towards her because
Speaker 2: like I don't want to give her the satisfaction because
Speaker 2: she's just.
Speaker 1: Sitting there cold as ice.
Speaker 2: My god, we've all known this guy. We know this guy.
Speaker 2: He's no good, no, no, So then they all do
Speaker 2: ceremony stuff. I don't know if you have more notes
Speaker 2: about the ceremony. I don't know what this means, but
Speaker 2: I wrote Cookie Chatty. I was starting to I feel
Speaker 2: like I was starting to fade at this point, but
Speaker 2: I think that was part of the ceremony. I wrote
Speaker 2: prayer something, there's a prayers, Jack's prayer, Like, what is
Speaker 2: that Jack's pray? No Jackie chatting, No Jack's there's because
Speaker 2: there's a scene you might you might have been in
Speaker 2: a lunista.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. I wasn't. I was just I he had
Speaker 1: checked out a little while. We got Jackson.
Speaker 2: We got Jackson, Jackson's video diary, that's what it was.
Speaker 2: And he's wearing his stupid, fucking Jack's hat. So this
Speaker 2: fucking douche Canoe goes off from his rehab, gets his
Speaker 2: hat to make his video. He's like, I will never
Speaker 2: camera without my Jack's hat, right branding?
Speaker 1: Remember how he would always have to put a stupid bar,
Speaker 1: the studio City Bar in there all the time, and like,
Speaker 1: let's make sure to I mean, he's smart to do it.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I can't push back on that, like, you know, why
Speaker 2: else are you on the show. But yeah, he thinks
Speaker 2: he's such a big brander, like we're all going to
Speaker 2: go do that. Yeah, I probably would go at the
Speaker 2: bar but okay, So he's like he's.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Really hard that, like I'm in this place for like
Speaker 2: no reason, because like, yeah, I use drugs, but like
Speaker 2: completely socially, like thirty times a day, like in a
Speaker 2: totally social way, okay, and everybody's fucking up my ass
Speaker 2: about it, and like does it make me upset that
Speaker 2: she's out there like having fun and living her life
Speaker 2: because she's like a bitch and she doesn't check on
Speaker 2: me or even one time like call me or respond
Speaker 2: to my like rage texting by saying like how are
Speaker 2: you doing, Jax? And I've been here for like sixty
Speaker 2: seven hours and like nobody cares about me or my feelings,
Speaker 2: and like, okay, yeah, do I have to take like
Speaker 2: a tiny bit of responsibility, like get a little tiny part?
Speaker 1: Okay? Maybe?
Speaker 2: But like when we got married, it was for fucking
Speaker 2: sickness and health and right now I'm sick.
Speaker 1: I'm sick. Yeah, And he doesn't.
Speaker 2: So he's still in rehab when he's saying this, like
Speaker 2: it doesn't seem like this is going well, No, obviously
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: It's just really like nothing, not that he could be
Speaker 1: healed or fixed or in any way like that quickly.
Speaker 1: But that's kind of my issue with this kind of thing, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I you know, I'm not and I don't
Speaker 1: know what exactly the thing is that he's in and
Speaker 1: I can't put down, you know, like, I'm sure they're
Speaker 1: all doing their best. Yeah, I mean, seven hours is
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 2: With therapy straight every day, But like, what the fuck, dude,
Speaker 2: if you don't if you don't believe Brittany the mother
Speaker 2: of your child, go talk to your other exes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: talk to Lisa Vanderpum, Go talk to STOSSI talk talk
Speaker 2: to the people that you now decide are important in
Speaker 2: your life or that they have meaning.
Speaker 1: And because Brittany's the bad guy right now, to him,
Speaker 1: he's such a okay, all right, So then that happens.
Speaker 2: So back with the sacred embodiment coach ceremonialist. Everybody's like
Speaker 2: cleaning up the detritus of their ceremonies, but Danny has guys,
Speaker 2: I gotta go, I gotta a dish, I gotta do
Speaker 2: somethinguff And everyone's like so sad to see him go,
Speaker 2: but he's like, you guys, guns, like.
Speaker 1: You know, three hundred three that's going to get his
Speaker 1: he's going to get his So now.
Speaker 2: Is time for another torturous thing, which they're calling like
Speaker 2: the gratitude ball.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you this.
Speaker 2: You're on the show, Hey, you're on the Valley, you
Speaker 2: live in the Valley, or you're in the Hollywood it's
Speaker 2: the Hollywood Show, and you have to sit through a
Speaker 2: whole like embodiment coach healing ceremony. And then after you've
Speaker 2: done it all, after you've put aside your cynicism, and
Speaker 2: you're like, Okay, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go with this. No different than if I was offered
Speaker 2: an opportunity to do ayeuasca.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it. I'm gonna puke, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see my You know you would do it. You would
Speaker 1: do ayahuasca. Well, did you do it?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would. No, but I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: let's just say that you were so open minded. You
Speaker 2: were like, I'm gonna put all of my preconceived notions
Speaker 2: aside and I'm gonna do all that. And then you're
Speaker 2: done and you're on the other side of it, and
Speaker 2: then someone's like, Nope, time for the gratitude ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's funny you say that because I wrote down how
Speaker 2: serious they have to pretend, and then I just said
Speaker 2: they all hate each other.
Speaker 1: You can sense it.
Speaker 2: They're not, like I said a million times, they're not
Speaker 2: really friends and you can kind.
Speaker 1: Of feel that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's just such a dumb filler for a
Speaker 2: show that should it should work on its own without
Speaker 2: this stuff. We don't need it, right, just put them
Speaker 2: in the house and let them have conversations. But there's
Speaker 2: been so much of it in this episode. We got
Speaker 2: the fake but we're gonna everybody's gonna dress up in
Speaker 2: Nascar here, and we spent way too long on that.
Speaker 2: Then we spent way too long on watching them race
Speaker 2: toy cars, right, yeah, exactly. And they're all very proud
Speaker 2: of themselves. They think they're so funny. Oh, they're gonna
Speaker 2: love this shit, but we don't. Nobody likes no. But
Speaker 2: then after all of that, then we have to have
Speaker 2: a ceremony. They're que vacation when they do not make
Speaker 2: this mistake With the Real Housewives, they make exactly well,
Speaker 2: sometimes they do with Orange County. There's sometimes they do.
Speaker 2: It really depends on the because you know, there's different
Speaker 2: producers for each thing. Same with like below Deck, you
Speaker 2: can you get a totally different vibe if you're in Australia,
Speaker 2: or if you have Captain Sandy, it's a whole different thing.
Speaker 2: They have a different crew. So so that's why some
Speaker 2: work and some don't. Right, So this this show is
Speaker 2: just to produce, that's the problem.
Speaker 1: Like, stop it. I'm actually looking up who produces The Valley,
Speaker 1: like literally, not just Brova.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, there's different production companies. Yeah, exactly. So
Speaker 2: this one is I went to dinner with I can't
Speaker 2: remember the name of the company, but the woman's name
Speaker 2: was like Kathleen French, I believe, and I had it.
Speaker 2: I went to a dinner many years ago, being a
Speaker 2: big Real Housewives fan with the but they would not
Speaker 2: give me any inside scoop. Interesting, that's interesting. Well yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: by the way, The Valley, so it's produced by thirty
Speaker 2: two Flavors. Okay, Alex Baskin's company. They all so do
Speaker 2: Vander pomp. Oh, but that doesn't mean it's the same
Speaker 2: exact team, same editors.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I was hoping there'd be like a crossover with some
Speaker 2: dumb like you know, Challenge show and producer doesn't necessarily
Speaker 2: mean I think vander Pump is an EP on that
Speaker 2: as well, but she's not.
Speaker 1: I mean she could be though I could see her.
Speaker 2: I could see her coming and going make them have
Speaker 2: like a racing thing, pops.
Speaker 1: I could see that.
Speaker 2: By the way, I just looked up as of April
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five, so just a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 2: Jack Scott paid the most for season one of The Valley.
Speaker 2: He got thirty thousand per episode of season one. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know what he's making now because this was
Speaker 2: from this is just an article that was Maybe they
Speaker 2: don't know yet. Brittany and Kristen were just behind him
Speaker 2: closer to twenty twenty five thousand per episode, and the
Speaker 2: newer full time cast got five to ten thousand per episode,
Speaker 2: which I don't know who got five. I'm assuming Jasmine
Speaker 2: and that's not a lot.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: But remember I told you that when I had my
Speaker 2: TV show, which was on Nick Junior.
Speaker 1: At night, but it was Nickelodeon.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was the star of the show. I was
Speaker 2: the host of the show. My name was in the
Speaker 2: title Parental Discretion with Stephanie Wilder Taylor, I got paid
Speaker 2: three thousand dollars an episode. That is mind blowing all together.
Speaker 2: So that's just like, that's not just SAG or Writer's Guild.
Speaker 2: That's everything that was what I made for episode. That
Speaker 2: included that my shoot days where I came to host
Speaker 2: the show, and all of the stuff that I had
Speaker 2: to do behind like not behind the scenes, but you know,
Speaker 2: man on the street. And then I argued that, So,
Speaker 2: I mean, the deal was so bad that I went
Speaker 2: to the production company and I asked them for money
Speaker 2: for being a writer. Remember, okay, really quick, and then
Speaker 2: we're going to finish the show. We're going to finish
Speaker 2: this episode. But remember so Stephanie and I had a
Speaker 2: show option together. We created a show idea and we
Speaker 2: had it optioned, and then in the contract should the
Speaker 2: show have gone, we had like zero point one percent
Speaker 2: of the profits, you remember that, and we signed that. Yes,
Speaker 2: like we were like yeah, sure, because you're like point
Speaker 2: zero zero zero one percent is still I guess more
Speaker 2: than zero percent.
Speaker 1: But I'm not even making that up right, That's what
Speaker 1: it was. It's insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, so the Gratitude ball, you know, Luke is
Speaker 2: in charge of this. Why I should just really not
Speaker 2: be on the show. But it's a blue ball and
Speaker 2: everyone has to sit.
Speaker 1: If Jasmine that, if Jasmine that ye right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they have to pass the ball and say
Speaker 2: something they're grateful for. And Brittany's like, I'm grateful for
Speaker 2: Cruise and for bear cheese.
Speaker 1: I'll love, I'll love. I missed him so much, Cruise,
Speaker 1: not beer cheese, but I miss him both. He's the
Speaker 1: greatest thing to ever happened to me. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see him again.
Speaker 2: So now it's time for Jesse, and he just starts crying.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's crying. I said, Yeah, he's bawling.
Speaker 3: So, like I'm in the middle of it, like a
Speaker 3: really talk situation, and the person like I'm in the
Speaker 3: toxic situation with is like right here, like I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna say, but like it rhymes with like Michelle Kell. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like a wonder that like Isabella is like doing
Speaker 3: great because like it's really really hard, and Michelle is
Speaker 3: just staring daggers because fuck you Jesse.
Speaker 1: Off. Jesse. Michelle is just like, are you kidding me
Speaker 1: right now? You're such a gas lighter.
Speaker 2: So then Jesse is of course like I'm gonna pass
Speaker 2: the ball to Michelle, knowing that you have.
Speaker 1: Some expectations of her. Dude, she has a boyfriend, she's
Speaker 1: moved on. Stop right.
Speaker 2: So Michelle just says to camera, She's like, it's just
Speaker 2: really hard. This is hard, like when somebody's hurt you
Speaker 2: as much as he's hurt me. Like, it's just this
Speaker 2: is a tough situation. So she says something right, oh no,
Speaker 2: and then Jesse goes, Zach, don't roll your eyes at
Speaker 2: Michelle the way you roll them at me. And Zach goes, no,
Speaker 2: I just rolled them at you, which was awesome. And
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. We need more of that now,
Speaker 2: I wrote, and I don't know what this means. So again,
Speaker 2: maybe I had lost my mind trying to have a
Speaker 2: child together. Michelle says, gratitude is that the one good
Speaker 2: time in their relationship is when they were deciding to
Speaker 2: have a child together. Okay, well that was a nice thing, yes,
Speaker 2: but then not Michelle's fault. We get a retrospective of
Speaker 2: Jesse being a total asshole. Yeah, and Michelle going like, Jesse,
Speaker 2: you treat me like shit. You said you don't care
Speaker 2: that I'm the mother of your child, and what she did.
Speaker 1: And just to.
Speaker 2: Remind you that I said earlier in the episode, we
Speaker 2: know Jesse never helped her. He never woke up to
Speaker 2: change a diaper. He refused to help it all. So
Speaker 2: he brought this all on himself. And Michelle all she
Speaker 2: said was like, I don't she didn't say anything bad
Speaker 2: in the editor, you know, as far as we could
Speaker 2: see in the edit, she was like, yeah, it was
Speaker 2: nice that we decided to have a child together.
Speaker 1: But Jesse storm sorry, Douche mcgoosh storms out.
Speaker 2: And then we get it interview from him, He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess things were good at one time, Like shoot,
Speaker 2: talked to me like, you know, then we had a baby,
Speaker 2: and that she's just a bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The responsibility right, nothing, no ownership whatsoever. I don't think
Speaker 2: that we're going to see it. There's nothing we're going
Speaker 2: to see it. Oh, so then this scene is so
Speaker 2: weird and uncomfortable, right, Jesse goes after him, I mean,
Speaker 2: Jason goes after Jesse in the house, which is Jason's
Speaker 2: only role. That's like the only reason he's ever there
Speaker 2: to chase these douches. Why is Douche mcgooche always trying
Speaker 2: to be naked.
Speaker 1: Why because he's on drugs. He's not even griefs.
Speaker 2: He's not even wearing like Mark Wahlbergef.
Speaker 1: He's wearing like tidy fucking white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but he wants to show up. He
Speaker 2: thinks he's like really well endowed. And I'm telling you
Speaker 2: now this is alleged because we can't. You know, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I have not done a drug whatever. But
Speaker 2: to me, remember back when we did drugs back in
Speaker 2: the day, way back. Yes, you know, like when you
Speaker 2: you always take a ship your clothes off. It's just
Speaker 2: kind of a thing you do, not you specifically, I've
Speaker 2: never done drugs with Stephanie.
Speaker 1: For the record, I really have not. Well you've never
Speaker 1: even done coke.
Speaker 2: I've never done coke, but I've did the Well, I
Speaker 2: can't say it on the show because you know, I
Speaker 2: guess I don't know what the I don't know how
Speaker 2: long you can get in trouble for something, Molly, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and that.
Speaker 1: You wanted to just shirtless. And I think remember we've
Speaker 1: talked about this so many times, vander pumpt like they
Speaker 1: later it came out. It wasn't just me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know when somebody's rolling, they're sweating, they're
Speaker 2: touching each other, and they're shirtless. They were all doing it,
Speaker 2: right or either on mushrooms or they and then they
Speaker 2: finally would say it. They would get la la would
Speaker 2: get mad and yell at everyone that they would they
Speaker 2: were fucked up, right, So that's that would be my
Speaker 2: guess on Jesse, although he doesn't seem like it otherwise,
Speaker 2: but I would say probably like cocaine maybe. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, is the answer to your question. Yes, sorry,
Speaker 2: I just had to sneeze bless you well for some
Speaker 2: reason and well not for some reason what you just said,
Speaker 2: because of the drugs, I think alleged allegedly allegedly because
Speaker 2: of the drugs, Jesse just turns on Jason. You know
Speaker 2: when people are on drugs, which right thing for sure
Speaker 2: he is one hundred percent, but probably they just get
Speaker 2: mad at everybody for just you know, you come in
Speaker 2: and you're like, hey, how you doing, buddy, and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, get the fuck out of here? Yeah, yeah, right
Speaker 1: right yeah, And he's like Jason's always there though, same
Speaker 1: thing with Jack's Yeah, he was just there to drive
Speaker 1: him to rehab. Like, Jason, do you have anything else?
Speaker 1: To do. Aren't you a lawyer? You have some cases
Speaker 1: that you have to file, And he's like, I can
Speaker 1: just drive back to LA right now. You do it.
Speaker 1: Oh go, I'm sure Michelle would be thrilled. Right, even
Speaker 1: though it's his trip, it always makes me laugh. The
Speaker 1: whole thing with history.
Speaker 2: You kind of defended Douche mcgoosh last week. You're like
Speaker 2: to be fair. It is the trip he planned. He
Speaker 2: didn't pay for that, not paid for this. In fact,
Speaker 2: he didn't do shit. They each get a thing that
Speaker 2: they're supposed to do, and so productions like how about this.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: None of these people are good people, by the way,
Speaker 2: none of them.
Speaker 1: Well maybe Zach, maybe Zach, maybe Jasmine, but we just
Speaker 1: will never probably know. Well, yeah, I don't even care.
Speaker 2: Or I don't even include her in the cast because
Speaker 2: they don't give her anything to do, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I would say, na and nyah. She
Speaker 1: isn't terrible, she's just annoying. I mean, I made a
Speaker 1: note earlier that I forgot to tell you is that
Speaker 1: she her voice may have said this letter. She sounds
Speaker 1: like Raquel. She's good, shaky voice. Yeah, anyway, that's neither
Speaker 1: here nor there. I'm there.
Speaker 2: Let's leave it there, just saying Nia is try Oh
Speaker 2: that's right, Okay, then yeah, no, then I'm not putting
Speaker 2: her on the list. She's not She doesn't even get
Speaker 2: the Zach list. No, she doesn't get to.
Speaker 1: Sorry not sorry, Niam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that. That's the valley. I mean, look, you
Speaker 2: guys asked for it.
Speaker 1: You begged for it.
Speaker 2: We were like, we don't think we should cover this,
Speaker 2: and you're like, you must. We'll never listen to another part.
Speaker 2: Remember I got an email and I was like, not
Speaker 2: only will we never listen to your podcast, we'll never
Speaker 2: listen to podcasts in general if you don't cover the valley.
Speaker 2: And we're like, oh my god, what, So for the
Speaker 2: sake of all podcasts, here we are. But in case
Speaker 2: you're worried, and just like that is just around the corner.
Speaker 2: We're not covering that. We are. And oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: do we make our announcement. Oh no, because it doesn't
Speaker 2: affect it doesn't affect Rose Pricks.
Speaker 1: Don't even worry about it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna make We're gonna combine some things, but you guys,
Speaker 2: everything stay in the same here. So yes, we're going
Speaker 2: to add Well, we could tell you guys, we're going
Speaker 2: to add board AF to our rose Pricks feed.
Speaker 1: Which listen.
Speaker 2: If you like us together on rose Pricks, you'll like
Speaker 2: us together on board AF, where we're trying to think
Speaker 2: telling funny stories and it's just not show dependent, right,
Speaker 2: but it we we like, we open it up. It's
Speaker 2: a show about nothing and we've talked about everything. And
Speaker 2: in fact, you know this already. But if we're going
Speaker 2: to keep all our old board afs up on that channel,
Speaker 2: so go back and like listen to this because if
Speaker 2: you want, don't you know what, do what you want?
Speaker 1: My god, what we're going we're going.
Speaker 2: To just combined so that so that if you don't
Speaker 2: want to listen to board AF you just skip it.
Speaker 2: It will be clearly marked, yes, but it will be
Speaker 2: all nice and convenient for our board people. Yes, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, you guys, thank you so much for being here.
Speaker 2: If you have any notes or anything you are just
Speaker 2: dying for us to cover, please let us know on
Speaker 2: rose Pricks, discuss on Facebook and or Instagram, and we
Speaker 2: will talk to you soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, bye bye to soon