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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your tako one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots. Hey reminder a little later this hour,

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff Coffin will be here. Coffin and Lynd Partner provides

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<v Speaker 2>free legal advice on Mondays for lawn disorder. If you've

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<v Speaker 2>got something y'all want to get over to us, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>put it in front of Jeff as long as you

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<v Speaker 2>can boil it down to a few sentences.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Personal injury is his specialty, but he can field general

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<v Speaker 2>legal questions as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, that's two two five two six. Please try to

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<v Speaker 1>keep them brief At two two five six.

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<v Speaker 2>How about a uh, it's Monday. Let's start off with

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<v Speaker 2>a first headline of the week contender.

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<v Speaker 3>Good night, all right, hold on, all right, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm right night.

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<v Speaker 2>It's only the first one of the week. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>saying we had a bunch last week. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>make this an ongoing deal here.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it. It was just I wasn't ready to

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<v Speaker 3>jot down the headline. I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you you were able to pivot on a dime there,

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<v Speaker 2>turn on a dime there, taka, you're always.

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<v Speaker 3>Prepared, nimble like a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go international headline. So police confirmed death of

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<v Speaker 2>a seventy four year old man after severed head found

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<v Speaker 2>in Edinburgh street after pedestrian hit by bus in Scottish

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<v Speaker 2>capital's Party district.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell am I supposed to write all that? Can I

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<v Speaker 1>just summarize?

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<v Speaker 2>It's that successive use of too many It's way too

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<v Speaker 2>many words for a headline.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, police confirm death of headless man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's basically the and that's some good investigating there.

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<v Speaker 3>Hit by a bus.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Scottish capital of Edinburgh in the Party district.

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<v Speaker 1>I know this was in Scotland, but man, if if

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<v Speaker 1>you hadn't saved my life in Ireland, yeah, it could

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<v Speaker 1>have been headless.

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<v Speaker 2>We had just arrived in Ireland. This is what ten

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<v Speaker 2>eleven years ago, during Saint Patrick's Day celebrations. We were

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<v Speaker 2>over there for a broadcast, Yeah, with Jamison and uh

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<v Speaker 2>Tacoo Bob. Literally ten minutes after we had walked out

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<v Speaker 2>of our hotel just to kind of look around Dublin

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<v Speaker 2>and check things out, was almost taken out by a

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<v Speaker 2>Dublin city bus. I literally grabbed him by the scruff

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<v Speaker 2>of his neck and pulled him back. Traffic goes to

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<v Speaker 2>the opposite direction, opposite side of the road.

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<v Speaker 1>That you don't think about that being from America, also

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<v Speaker 1>being that you were No, don't pin it on any

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<v Speaker 1>of that, Okay, I just didn't. I totally forgot that

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<v Speaker 1>the traffic moves whatever, you know, different, a different direction

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<v Speaker 1>than we're used to. Hence almost walked out in front

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<v Speaker 1>of a bus. So thanks man, No, you're welcome. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I've saved your life once.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably. I mean we've been we've worked together. How long.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody's asking me, yes, orday, twenty eight years at this

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<v Speaker 1>point was twenty eight, okay? I told him twenty six

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<v Speaker 1>or twenty seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to confirm, though they they did confirm that the

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<v Speaker 2>headless man was indeed dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I caught that part in the head on it thought.

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<v Speaker 3>Said headline headless in the headline.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said, it's pronounced Edinburgh.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you say? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Scotland too well. I guess it was your city.

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<v Speaker 3>You kind of want it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then somebody texted in ten percent cat.

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<v Speaker 3>No, uh no, disrespect to Scotland. I or the pronunciation

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<v Speaker 3>of their city.

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<v Speaker 2>A New York City private school called the Ethical Culture

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<v Speaker 2>Fieldston School.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what what did they do that was unethical? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>No, okay, this is for sensitive children. They have a

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<v Speaker 2>now that students will be able to skip the day

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<v Speaker 2>after the election if they're distressed by the results. What

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<v Speaker 2>grade level is this kindergarten through twelfth grade?

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<v Speaker 1>How are those kids going to be stressed about the

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<v Speaker 1>wet about the election?

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<v Speaker 2>If because it's going to flow downward from their parents. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>The Ethical Culture Fieldston School.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a big title to make a lot more money

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<v Speaker 3>on juition.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder how much it costs to go to the

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<v Speaker 2>Ethical Culture Fieldston School per year.

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<v Speaker 3>If it wasn't such a long title, I'd google it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>you can stay home kids. What's it called ethical? The

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<v Speaker 3>Ethical Culture Fieldston School? Ethical Culture? It's not cultural.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reading these No, I'm just trying to type it

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<v Speaker 1>Fieldston School. Okay, hold on, we're good. Have finished it

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<v Speaker 1>for me now, tuition. This I'm telling you my browser

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<v Speaker 1>has some of the strangest things ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Considering some of the websites you visit doesn't surprise me

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<v Speaker 2>in the least. Well, it's all for this show sure, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>show research. Didn't get that? Learn more details? Try again.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway? Allow this time? All right, I guess they want

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<v Speaker 3>to follow me. See if I'm really.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I talk about Peanut the squirrel, who was a

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<v Speaker 2>Internet sensation up until his demise.

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<v Speaker 1>We have had Peanut the squirrel in idiotology before that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not so sure, I am. I don't forget a

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<v Speaker 2>squirrel named Peanut. What about Fred the raccoon? I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>that one. Did Fred the raccoon eat Peanut the squirrel? No,

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<v Speaker 2>but they're both gone. Mark Longo, who operates a animal

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<v Speaker 2>sanctuary in his rural New York state home, had a

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<v Speaker 2>visit from New York already at the Department of Environmental Conservation,

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<v Speaker 2>and they took both of those animals from his possession

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<v Speaker 2>and euthanized them over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>See now, that's just that's wrong in every sense of

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<v Speaker 1>the word.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Mark, They were living in good life with him

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<v Speaker 2>obviously devastated.

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<v Speaker 1>Pin was the best things that ever happened to us.

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<v Speaker 4>You need that many officers to show up to my house.

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<v Speaker 2>To peanut a bit one of the individuals involved in

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<v Speaker 2>the investigation. So they took him and euthanized him for

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<v Speaker 2>fear of rabies.

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<v Speaker 4>Literally pull my closets apart.

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<v Speaker 3>We were ready to.

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<v Speaker 2>They figured they grabbed Fred the raccoon and have him.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh you know who has a rack combined?

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<v Speaker 3>Ready? It was a rescue taco who has a raccoon

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<v Speaker 3>named Fred? It should be Rocky give the people work.

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<v Speaker 3>We were in the process of doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>We needed a little bit of a guidance from the DEEC.

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<v Speaker 4>To take Peanut away from my family is not only

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<v Speaker 4>you know, heart wrenching, but then you take it away

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<v Speaker 4>from the organization that solely gets its funding from social

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<v Speaker 4>media that requires Peanut to get that funding.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they they're up in arms over on the end

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<v Speaker 2>of So there Peanut. It was an internet sensation and

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<v Speaker 2>quite friendly from what I can tell I. I've shared

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<v Speaker 2>some of peanuts exploits and you know, adventures on our

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page. It looks like, like I said, a very

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<v Speaker 2>friendly squirrel. Somebody's trying to apprehend them. He even puts

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<v Speaker 2>on a little hat at times.

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<v Speaker 3>Does he put it on himself?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, that would really be something if Peanut could

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<v Speaker 2>put his own hat on.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you could do it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you do a little squirrel hands just put down

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<v Speaker 1>the nuts and throwing the top hats. Give them a

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<v Speaker 1>little stick, you know, like an entertainer. Fred could probably

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<v Speaker 1>help them put it on too. You want to another

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<v Speaker 1>squirrel sound? Do you remember the actual squirrels dound? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you do it? Because I do?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what they do to go. You're looking at

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<v Speaker 2>him and the Oh that was pretty strong, right that?

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<v Speaker 2>Really you have to put your teeth together and push

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<v Speaker 2>your uh yeah against your lips and then create a

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<v Speaker 2>tremendous amount of suction.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah suction. I thought you were then closing out now.

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<v Speaker 2>Not to be fused with the original human Beatbox sound effect,

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<v Speaker 2>which of course is I don't even remember any hamster.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the hamster is and because I know the text

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<v Speaker 2>are coming in and there are a few seconds behind

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<v Speaker 2>because of the delay, the most the most requested sound

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<v Speaker 2>effect in our Human Beatbox library.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>This is called heads against shopping carts. When Pat and

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<v Speaker 1>his big meat head buddies in high school used to

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<v Speaker 1>catch a criminal at Osowski's family market.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shoplifters, We were way ahead of this whole Bob

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<v Speaker 2>world Order thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's him and his cronies running the head of the

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<v Speaker 1>thief across.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the I do this a visual of me

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<v Speaker 2>doing like a headlock on the purp as the forehead

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<v Speaker 2>is raked across the tops of the shopping cars.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys get to take turns doing this or

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<v Speaker 1>was it one one person that was normally in charge

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<v Speaker 1>as you what?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, No, I mean we were collective. What we were

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<v Speaker 2>were grocery store vigilantes Bob, like you said, they really

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<v Speaker 2>want to get down to it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like Bwo Bob World Order before it came out.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, uh, boss man ordered more stickers, more

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<v Speaker 1>BWO stickers and other thousands.

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<v Speaker 2>So we ran out of the first batch due to

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<v Speaker 2>high demand.

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<v Speaker 1>We mailed out people mailed in self address stamped envelopes,

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<v Speaker 1>which you can still do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yees will fulfill them. So we should have the new

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<v Speaker 2>stickers this week.

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<v Speaker 1>A thousand people took the time to send self damped tovelopes,

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<v Speaker 1>but we did give away a few at Thursday Night Football.

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<v Speaker 3>He's expanding to coozies as well. I saw that. That's

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<v Speaker 3>awesome coozies as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It says JR R on one side and BWO on

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<v Speaker 1>the other.

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<v Speaker 3>Bwo.

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<v Speaker 2>It's beyond grassroots at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember if you want your BWO sticker, mail in a

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<v Speaker 1>self address stamped envelope to our studios.

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<v Speaker 3>They're in Maitland. Just google the address. Yes, thank you,

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<v Speaker 3>we appreciate it. That'll be all.

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<v Speaker 1>Soock station is w j R R