Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your tako one
Speaker 1: on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots. Hey reminder a little later this hour,
Speaker 2: Jeff Coffin will be here. Coffin and Lynd Partner provides
Speaker 2: free legal advice on Mondays for lawn disorder. If you've
Speaker 2: got something y'all want to get over to us, we'll
Speaker 2: put it in front of Jeff as long as you
Speaker 2: can boil it down to a few sentences.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Personal injury is his specialty, but he can field general
Speaker 2: legal questions as well.
Speaker 1: Again, that's two two five two six. Please try to
Speaker 1: keep them brief At two two five six.
Speaker 2: How about a uh, it's Monday. Let's start off with
Speaker 2: a first headline of the week contender.
Speaker 3: Good night, all right, hold on, all right, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: I'm right night.
Speaker 2: It's only the first one of the week. No, I'm
Speaker 2: saying we had a bunch last week. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: make this an ongoing deal here.
Speaker 3: I like it. It was just I wasn't ready to
Speaker 3: jot down the headline. I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Well, you you were able to pivot on a dime there,
Speaker 2: turn on a dime there, taka, you're always.
Speaker 3: Prepared, nimble like a cat.
Speaker 2: Here we go international headline. So police confirmed death of
Speaker 2: a seventy four year old man after severed head found
Speaker 2: in Edinburgh street after pedestrian hit by bus in Scottish
Speaker 2: capital's Party district.
Speaker 1: Hell am I supposed to write all that? Can I
Speaker 1: just summarize?
Speaker 2: It's that successive use of too many It's way too
Speaker 2: many words for a headline.
Speaker 1: Yes, police confirm death of headless man.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's basically the and that's some good investigating there.
Speaker 3: Hit by a bus.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Scottish capital of Edinburgh in the Party district.
Speaker 1: I know this was in Scotland, but man, if if
Speaker 1: you hadn't saved my life in Ireland, yeah, it could
Speaker 1: have been headless.
Speaker 2: We had just arrived in Ireland. This is what ten
Speaker 2: eleven years ago, during Saint Patrick's Day celebrations. We were
Speaker 2: over there for a broadcast, Yeah, with Jamison and uh
Speaker 2: Tacoo Bob. Literally ten minutes after we had walked out
Speaker 2: of our hotel just to kind of look around Dublin
Speaker 2: and check things out, was almost taken out by a
Speaker 2: Dublin city bus. I literally grabbed him by the scruff
Speaker 2: of his neck and pulled him back. Traffic goes to
Speaker 2: the opposite direction, opposite side of the road.
Speaker 1: That you don't think about that being from America, also
Speaker 1: being that you were No, don't pin it on any
Speaker 1: of that, Okay, I just didn't. I totally forgot that
Speaker 1: the traffic moves whatever, you know, different, a different direction
Speaker 1: than we're used to. Hence almost walked out in front
Speaker 1: of a bus. So thanks man, No, you're welcome. I
Speaker 1: think I've saved your life once.
Speaker 3: Probably. I mean we've been we've worked together. How long.
Speaker 1: Somebody's asking me, yes, orday, twenty eight years at this
Speaker 1: point was twenty eight, okay? I told him twenty six
Speaker 1: or twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Just to confirm, though they they did confirm that the
Speaker 2: headless man was indeed dead.
Speaker 1: I caught that part in the head on it thought.
Speaker 3: Said headline headless in the headline.
Speaker 1: Somebody said, it's pronounced Edinburgh.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 3: What did you say? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Scotland too well. I guess it was your city.
Speaker 3: You kind of want it.
Speaker 1: Then somebody texted in ten percent cat.
Speaker 3: No, uh no, disrespect to Scotland. I or the pronunciation
Speaker 3: of their city.
Speaker 2: A New York City private school called the Ethical Culture
Speaker 2: Fieldston School.
Speaker 3: Oh what what did they do that was unethical? Well?
Speaker 2: No, okay, this is for sensitive children. They have a
Speaker 2: now that students will be able to skip the day
Speaker 2: after the election if they're distressed by the results. What
Speaker 2: grade level is this kindergarten through twelfth grade?
Speaker 1: How are those kids going to be stressed about the
Speaker 1: wet about the election?
Speaker 2: If because it's going to flow downward from their parents. Okay,
Speaker 2: The Ethical Culture Fieldston School.
Speaker 3: That's a big title to make a lot more money
Speaker 3: on juition.
Speaker 2: I wonder how much it costs to go to the
Speaker 2: Ethical Culture Fieldston School per year.
Speaker 3: If it wasn't such a long title, I'd google it. Yes,
Speaker 3: you can stay home kids. What's it called ethical? The
Speaker 3: Ethical Culture Fieldston School? Ethical Culture? It's not cultural.
Speaker 1: I'm reading these No, I'm just trying to type it
Speaker 1: Fieldston School. Okay, hold on, we're good. Have finished it
Speaker 1: for me now, tuition. This I'm telling you my browser
Speaker 1: has some of the strangest things ever.
Speaker 2: Considering some of the websites you visit doesn't surprise me
Speaker 2: in the least. Well, it's all for this show sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: show research. Didn't get that? Learn more details? Try again.
Speaker 3: Anyway? Allow this time? All right, I guess they want
Speaker 3: to follow me. See if I'm really.
Speaker 2: Can I talk about Peanut the squirrel, who was a
Speaker 2: Internet sensation up until his demise.
Speaker 1: We have had Peanut the squirrel in idiotology before that.
Speaker 2: I'm not so sure, I am. I don't forget a
Speaker 2: squirrel named Peanut. What about Fred the raccoon? I forgot
Speaker 2: that one. Did Fred the raccoon eat Peanut the squirrel? No,
Speaker 2: but they're both gone. Mark Longo, who operates a animal
Speaker 2: sanctuary in his rural New York state home, had a
Speaker 2: visit from New York already at the Department of Environmental Conservation,
Speaker 2: and they took both of those animals from his possession
Speaker 2: and euthanized them over the weekend.
Speaker 1: See now, that's just that's wrong in every sense of
Speaker 1: the word.
Speaker 2: Uh Mark, They were living in good life with him
Speaker 2: obviously devastated.
Speaker 1: Pin was the best things that ever happened to us.
Speaker 4: You need that many officers to show up to my house.
Speaker 2: To peanut a bit one of the individuals involved in
Speaker 2: the investigation. So they took him and euthanized him for
Speaker 2: fear of rabies.
Speaker 4: Literally pull my closets apart.
Speaker 3: We were ready to.
Speaker 2: They figured they grabbed Fred the raccoon and have him.
Speaker 2: Uh you know who has a rack combined?
Speaker 3: Ready? It was a rescue taco who has a raccoon
Speaker 3: named Fred? It should be Rocky give the people work.
Speaker 3: We were in the process of doing that.
Speaker 1: We needed a little bit of a guidance from the DEEC.
Speaker 4: To take Peanut away from my family is not only
Speaker 4: you know, heart wrenching, but then you take it away
Speaker 4: from the organization that solely gets its funding from social
Speaker 4: media that requires Peanut to get that funding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they they're up in arms over on the end
Speaker 2: of So there Peanut. It was an internet sensation and
Speaker 2: quite friendly from what I can tell I. I've shared
Speaker 2: some of peanuts exploits and you know, adventures on our
Speaker 2: Facebook page. It looks like, like I said, a very
Speaker 2: friendly squirrel. Somebody's trying to apprehend them. He even puts
Speaker 2: on a little hat at times.
Speaker 3: Does he put it on himself?
Speaker 2: Well, no, that would really be something if Peanut could
Speaker 2: put his own hat on.
Speaker 3: I mean, you could do it.
Speaker 1: If you do a little squirrel hands just put down
Speaker 1: the nuts and throwing the top hats. Give them a
Speaker 1: little stick, you know, like an entertainer. Fred could probably
Speaker 1: help them put it on too. You want to another
Speaker 1: squirrel sound? Do you remember the actual squirrels dound? Can
Speaker 1: you do it? Because I do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they do to go. You're looking at
Speaker 2: him and the Oh that was pretty strong, right that?
Speaker 2: Really you have to put your teeth together and push
Speaker 2: your uh yeah against your lips and then create a
Speaker 2: tremendous amount of suction.
Speaker 3: Yeah suction. I thought you were then closing out now.
Speaker 2: Not to be fused with the original human Beatbox sound effect,
Speaker 2: which of course is I don't even remember any hamster.
Speaker 2: Oh the hamster is and because I know the text
Speaker 2: are coming in and there are a few seconds behind
Speaker 2: because of the delay, the most the most requested sound
Speaker 2: effect in our Human Beatbox library.
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: This is called heads against shopping carts. When Pat and
Speaker 1: his big meat head buddies in high school used to
Speaker 1: catch a criminal at Osowski's family market.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shoplifters, We were way ahead of this whole Bob
Speaker 2: world Order thing.
Speaker 1: That's him and his cronies running the head of the
Speaker 1: thief across.
Speaker 2: I have the I do this a visual of me
Speaker 2: doing like a headlock on the purp as the forehead
Speaker 2: is raked across the tops of the shopping cars.
Speaker 1: Did you guys get to take turns doing this or
Speaker 1: was it one one person that was normally in charge
Speaker 1: as you what?
Speaker 2: Well, No, I mean we were collective. What we were
Speaker 2: were grocery store vigilantes Bob, like you said, they really
Speaker 2: want to get down to it.
Speaker 1: It was like Bwo Bob World Order before it came out.
Speaker 1: By the way, uh, boss man ordered more stickers, more
Speaker 1: BWO stickers and other thousands.
Speaker 2: So we ran out of the first batch due to
Speaker 2: high demand.
Speaker 1: We mailed out people mailed in self address stamped envelopes,
Speaker 1: which you can still do.
Speaker 2: Yees will fulfill them. So we should have the new
Speaker 2: stickers this week.
Speaker 1: A thousand people took the time to send self damped tovelopes,
Speaker 1: but we did give away a few at Thursday Night Football.
Speaker 3: He's expanding to coozies as well. I saw that. That's
Speaker 3: awesome coozies as well.
Speaker 1: It says JR R on one side and BWO on
Speaker 1: the other.
Speaker 3: Bwo.
Speaker 2: It's beyond grassroots at this point.
Speaker 1: Remember if you want your BWO sticker, mail in a
Speaker 1: self address stamped envelope to our studios.
Speaker 3: They're in Maitland. Just google the address. Yes, thank you,
Speaker 3: we appreciate it. That'll be all.
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