Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology with Lynchen Taco one on one
Speaker 1: one w JR R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, This hour of the
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Speaker 2: Some skincare company called Harley Street Skin Clinic has uh
Speaker 2: put together what they call I guess you would call
Speaker 2: this an ugly calculator. That doesn't sound too nice. Well,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's it's here to help you, and it
Speaker 2: tries to tie in to the impact your job may
Speaker 2: have on your physical outward appearance.
Speaker 3: Oh, of course, we've seen it with every single president.
Speaker 3: They go in with a full head of normal colored
Speaker 3: hair and they come out looking at twenty years older
Speaker 3: with gray hair just wiped out.
Speaker 2: They base this on how your work day may be
Speaker 2: aging your skin on aspects like shift patterns, regular hours,
Speaker 2: working location, stress levels, and physical activity or lack thereof.
Speaker 2: They based this calculator on other scientific studies. But it's
Speaker 2: actually just a simple questionnaire where you ask stuff like
Speaker 2: how long are you sitting in front of a computer
Speaker 2: and how many hours are you putting in? How often
Speaker 2: are you working outside with the sun beating on your skin?
Speaker 2: And it looks like really just comes out to four
Speaker 2: possible results based on your questions. You either have a
Speaker 2: minor ugliness to deal with because of your job, moderate
Speaker 2: or severe or in some cases extreme. Okay, give it
Speaker 2: to me, quest quizby give me a couple of question.
Speaker 3: Let's see how I am I just gave you. Just
Speaker 3: ask you things like, you know, how welcome I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Well I okay. What time do you normally work? Really
Speaker 3: early in the morning? Well, that's bad, but then I
Speaker 3: get a n app later in the afternoon. Okay, that
Speaker 3: makes up for it. Okay, how about where you work?
Speaker 3: You're working location? Is that causing any undue stress in
Speaker 3: your life? No, it's about eleven minutes from my home,
Speaker 3: give or take all.
Speaker 2: Right, physical activities a lot of heavy lifting and whatnot
Speaker 2: in your job, sir, No, that's a negatory. All right. Really,
Speaker 2: if you go through the exercise with with our particular job.
Speaker 2: It's really pretty easy, not really even a job.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's kind of hanging out on the radio,
Speaker 3: playing music and talking with their buds.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest. We locked into this thing, oh God,
Speaker 2: years ago, and thanks to you all, and we mean this,
Speaker 2: oh God. Yeah, tell you every day you make this
Speaker 2: possible for us. Yeah, and we'll be the first. We
Speaker 2: were ugly when we started this, so we're good, even
Speaker 2: uglier now.
Speaker 3: And I know people are going to face for radio
Speaker 3: and we do. We heard that.
Speaker 2: We know that, but you certainly wouldn't want to wake
Speaker 2: up to us on TV. Tell you that. But thank
Speaker 2: you honestly for supporting it over the years.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, I work at the DMV, and I swear
Speaker 3: everybody looks younger than they are.
Speaker 2: Oh see that. There you go. Okay this, I'm going
Speaker 2: to need you to take a mature approach to this.
Speaker 2: Next story out of India. Okay, doctors in India New Delhi, India,
Speaker 2: have performed a life changing surgery on a seventeen year
Speaker 2: old boy to remove his parasitic twin that was attached
Speaker 2: to his abdomen. Oh I guess I mean. The parasitic
Speaker 2: twin is an underdeveloped conjoined twin that relies entirely on
Speaker 2: the host twin for survival. The teenager had a fully
Speaker 2: developed extra set of legs, buttocks, and genitalia growing out
Speaker 2: of his chest in addition to his own gear. And
Speaker 2: he was seventeen got to seventeen where he's like, look this, docs,
Speaker 2: can you do something out this? I'm really life has
Speaker 2: not dealt me a.
Speaker 3: Let the abortion people come out and say, what are
Speaker 3: you doing aborting this?
Speaker 2: This? This is an individual has legs. I don't know,
Speaker 2: that's seventeen. You know, like the you know, the third
Speaker 2: term or whatever.
Speaker 3: They sometimes like a it's like a seventeen year term.
Speaker 2: I have served. Did you get a picture? You're taking
Speaker 2: the words out of my mouth. This is where I'm
Speaker 2: turning to our fine listeners, some of which have better
Speaker 2: Internet saluting capabilities. You have to understand that the first
Speaker 2: thing I did was look for pictures of this, and
Speaker 2: I haven't been able to find any that are showing
Speaker 2: the actual extra set of legs, bodocks, and genitalia growing
Speaker 2: from the guy's chest.
Speaker 3: So right up here and it's like a mini me.
Speaker 3: This is like a remorra. One of the things that
Speaker 3: hangs out on the shark. Right, it's it's just sucker fish, Yeah,
Speaker 3: exactly what, It's just, it's a parasite, just living god
Speaker 3: dating with this.
Speaker 2: What if that little guy starts talking to her? I
Speaker 2: have to ask you. You know I got an extra
Speaker 2: genitalia on your chest? Would you try it on? What
Speaker 2: with a partner?
Speaker 3: Because there's no other parasitic person running around on somebody
Speaker 3: else's chest.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're understanding what I'm getting at. Well,
Speaker 2: there's legs and genitalia when you're getting into it with
Speaker 2: a partner. Traditional, Hey, you want to you want to
Speaker 2: spice things up a little tonight, slide on up a
Speaker 2: tad threesome.
Speaker 3: Look well all right here, could you do me a
Speaker 3: favorite tick awaye parison?
Speaker 2: Maybe give him a kiss? He gets lonely.
Speaker 3: Sometimes, living off all the trash that I put my body.
Speaker 3: Doctors make me salad now, and he's complaining, shut up,
Speaker 3: you little guy.
Speaker 2: How big are you picturing on this? I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to drag this out. This is why I went looking
Speaker 2: for pictures, just to get a reference. But how big
Speaker 2: are you picturing it yourself? Pure like full legs? No,
Speaker 2: it's not a full body. It's like a little one.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, dude has chestnuts. Yes, total recall. Oh, bunch
Speaker 3: of people texting it about total recall? What is that out?
Speaker 3: Quatto cattle and total rec call. Well, the good news.
Speaker 2: Is the the surgery was a success.
Speaker 3: Bad news is seventeen year old now has to live
Speaker 3: with that decision of a boarding a full and did.
Speaker 2: His parasitic twins exist?
Speaker 3: Uh huh, didn't think about him.
Speaker 2: The Royal Caribbean Eighties themed cruise that set sail from
Speaker 2: Miami over the weekend got off to a bit of
Speaker 2: a horrible start when the fiance of Faster pussy Cat
Speaker 2: singer Tami Down fell overboard to her death. Kimberly Birch
Speaker 2: had apparently got into an argument with the Faster Pussycat
Speaker 2: singer and it was a short time thereafter she went
Speaker 2: off the side of the ship. He toss her. Well,
Speaker 2: there's no camera footage, this guy. This is like saying,
Speaker 2: I mean, you have this boat full of eighties music
Speaker 2: fans there to see the likes of Faster Pussycat, Warrant
Speaker 2: doc in Firehouse Squeeze, adam Ant meant at work and Tiffany,
Speaker 2: which what a mixed bag of craziness that she.
Speaker 3: Had to handle a few of those. Definitely not at work.
Speaker 3: So you said that this happened right off of Freeport
Speaker 3: of the Bahamas. You said at the beginning that she
Speaker 3: fell off and hasn't been found. Now you're saying dead,
Speaker 3: do we do we? Well, yeah, they searched for two days.
Speaker 2: And I mean yeah.
Speaker 3: Usually you go over the side of a ship, you're
Speaker 3: directly sucked under into the Unfortunately for her.
Speaker 2: Her mother said that she did not think her daughter
Speaker 2: would ever commit suicide. She also was not suffering from
Speaker 2: depression or emotional issues, so and she wasn't known to
Speaker 2: be a heavy drinker. I can tell you one thing.
Speaker 3: I bet that boat sells a hell of a lot
Speaker 3: of hairspray. I mean, rest in peace, faster Pussycad's fiance.
Speaker 3: But that's the business to be on there to help
Speaker 3: with buying the little pictures, you know, when you get
Speaker 3: on and they say, let me take a picture, will
Speaker 3: sell to you at the end of the cruise or
Speaker 3: at dinner or something.
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