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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology with Lynchen Taco one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, This hour of the

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<v Speaker 2>Lynching Taco Show is brought you by Petties meets in Longwood,

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<v Speaker 2>just west of I four.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you Petties, been there for decades because you're awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>From appetizer to dessert.

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<v Speaker 3>They got you covered four thirty four in Longwood right there,

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<v Speaker 3>just all five four.

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<v Speaker 2>Some skincare company called Harley Street Skin Clinic has uh

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<v Speaker 2>put together what they call I guess you would call

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<v Speaker 2>this an ugly calculator. That doesn't sound too nice. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's it's it's here to help you, and it

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<v Speaker 2>tries to tie in to the impact your job may

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<v Speaker 2>have on your physical outward appearance.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, of course, we've seen it with every single president.

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<v Speaker 3>They go in with a full head of normal colored

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<v Speaker 3>hair and they come out looking at twenty years older

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<v Speaker 3>with gray hair just wiped out.

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<v Speaker 2>They base this on how your work day may be

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<v Speaker 2>aging your skin on aspects like shift patterns, regular hours,

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<v Speaker 2>working location, stress levels, and physical activity or lack thereof.

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<v Speaker 2>They based this calculator on other scientific studies. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>actually just a simple questionnaire where you ask stuff like

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<v Speaker 2>how long are you sitting in front of a computer

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<v Speaker 2>and how many hours are you putting in? How often

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<v Speaker 2>are you working outside with the sun beating on your skin?

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<v Speaker 2>And it looks like really just comes out to four

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<v Speaker 2>possible results based on your questions. You either have a

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<v Speaker 2>minor ugliness to deal with because of your job, moderate

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<v Speaker 2>or severe or in some cases extreme. Okay, give it

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<v Speaker 2>to me, quest quizby give me a couple of question.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see how I am I just gave you. Just

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<v Speaker 3>ask you things like, you know, how welcome I'm ready?

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<v Speaker 3>Well I okay. What time do you normally work? Really

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<v Speaker 3>early in the morning? Well, that's bad, but then I

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<v Speaker 3>get a n app later in the afternoon. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 3>makes up for it. Okay, how about where you work?

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<v Speaker 3>You're working location? Is that causing any undue stress in

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<v Speaker 3>your life? No, it's about eleven minutes from my home,

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<v Speaker 3>give or take all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, physical activities a lot of heavy lifting and whatnot

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<v Speaker 2>in your job, sir, No, that's a negatory. All right. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>if you go through the exercise with with our particular job.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really pretty easy, not really even a job.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's it's kind of hanging out on the radio,

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<v Speaker 3>playing music and talking with their buds.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's be honest. We locked into this thing, oh God,

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<v Speaker 2>years ago, and thanks to you all, and we mean this,

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<v Speaker 2>oh God. Yeah, tell you every day you make this

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<v Speaker 2>possible for us. Yeah, and we'll be the first. We

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<v Speaker 2>were ugly when we started this, so we're good, even

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<v Speaker 2>uglier now.

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<v Speaker 3>And I know people are going to face for radio

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<v Speaker 3>and we do. We heard that.

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<v Speaker 2>We know that, but you certainly wouldn't want to wake

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<v Speaker 2>up to us on TV. Tell you that. But thank

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<v Speaker 2>you honestly for supporting it over the years.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, I work at the DMV, and I swear

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<v Speaker 3>everybody looks younger than they are.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh see that. There you go. Okay this, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to need you to take a mature approach to this.

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<v Speaker 2>Next story out of India. Okay, doctors in India New Delhi, India,

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<v Speaker 2>have performed a life changing surgery on a seventeen year

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<v Speaker 2>old boy to remove his parasitic twin that was attached

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<v Speaker 2>to his abdomen. Oh I guess I mean. The parasitic

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<v Speaker 2>twin is an underdeveloped conjoined twin that relies entirely on

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<v Speaker 2>the host twin for survival. The teenager had a fully

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<v Speaker 2>developed extra set of legs, buttocks, and genitalia growing out

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<v Speaker 2>of his chest in addition to his own gear. And

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<v Speaker 2>he was seventeen got to seventeen where he's like, look this, docs,

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<v Speaker 2>can you do something out this? I'm really life has

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<v Speaker 2>not dealt me a.

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<v Speaker 3>Let the abortion people come out and say, what are

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<v Speaker 3>you doing aborting this?

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<v Speaker 2>This? This is an individual has legs. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>that's seventeen. You know, like the you know, the third

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<v Speaker 2>term or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>They sometimes like a it's like a seventeen year term.

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<v Speaker 2>I have served. Did you get a picture? You're taking

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<v Speaker 2>the words out of my mouth. This is where I'm

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<v Speaker 2>turning to our fine listeners, some of which have better

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<v Speaker 2>Internet saluting capabilities. You have to understand that the first

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<v Speaker 2>thing I did was look for pictures of this, and

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't been able to find any that are showing

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<v Speaker 2>the actual extra set of legs, bodocks, and genitalia growing

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<v Speaker 2>from the guy's chest.

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<v Speaker 3>So right up here and it's like a mini me.

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<v Speaker 3>This is like a remorra. One of the things that

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<v Speaker 3>hangs out on the shark. Right, it's it's just sucker fish, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>exactly what, It's just, it's a parasite, just living god

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<v Speaker 3>dating with this.

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<v Speaker 2>What if that little guy starts talking to her? I

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<v Speaker 2>have to ask you. You know I got an extra

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<v Speaker 2>genitalia on your chest? Would you try it on? What

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<v Speaker 2>with a partner?

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<v Speaker 3>Because there's no other parasitic person running around on somebody

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<v Speaker 3>else's chest.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you're understanding what I'm getting at. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>there's legs and genitalia when you're getting into it with

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<v Speaker 2>a partner. Traditional, Hey, you want to you want to

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<v Speaker 2>spice things up a little tonight, slide on up a

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<v Speaker 2>tad threesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Look well all right here, could you do me a

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<v Speaker 3>favorite tick awaye parison?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe give him a kiss? He gets lonely.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes, living off all the trash that I put my body.

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<v Speaker 3>Doctors make me salad now, and he's complaining, shut up,

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<v Speaker 3>you little guy.

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<v Speaker 2>How big are you picturing on this? I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 2>to drag this out. This is why I went looking

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<v Speaker 2>for pictures, just to get a reference. But how big

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<v Speaker 2>are you picturing it yourself? Pure like full legs? No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a full body. It's like a little one.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, dude has chestnuts. Yes, total recall. Oh, bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of people texting it about total recall? What is that out?

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<v Speaker 3>Quatto cattle and total rec call. Well, the good news.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the the surgery was a success.

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<v Speaker 3>Bad news is seventeen year old now has to live

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<v Speaker 3>with that decision of a boarding a full and did.

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<v Speaker 2>His parasitic twins exist?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, didn't think about him.

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<v Speaker 2>The Royal Caribbean Eighties themed cruise that set sail from

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<v Speaker 2>Miami over the weekend got off to a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a horrible start when the fiance of Faster pussy Cat

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<v Speaker 2>singer Tami Down fell overboard to her death. Kimberly Birch

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<v Speaker 2>had apparently got into an argument with the Faster Pussycat

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<v Speaker 2>singer and it was a short time thereafter she went

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<v Speaker 2>off the side of the ship. He toss her. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no camera footage, this guy. This is like saying,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you have this boat full of eighties music

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<v Speaker 2>fans there to see the likes of Faster Pussycat, Warrant

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<v Speaker 2>doc in Firehouse Squeeze, adam Ant meant at work and Tiffany,

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<v Speaker 2>which what a mixed bag of craziness that she.

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<v Speaker 3>Had to handle a few of those. Definitely not at work.

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<v Speaker 3>So you said that this happened right off of Freeport

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<v Speaker 3>of the Bahamas. You said at the beginning that she

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<v Speaker 3>fell off and hasn't been found. Now you're saying dead,

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<v Speaker 3>do we do we? Well, yeah, they searched for two days.

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<v Speaker 2>And I mean yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Usually you go over the side of a ship, you're

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<v Speaker 3>directly sucked under into the Unfortunately for her.

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<v Speaker 2>Her mother said that she did not think her daughter

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<v Speaker 2>would ever commit suicide. She also was not suffering from

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<v Speaker 2>depression or emotional issues, so and she wasn't known to

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<v Speaker 2>be a heavy drinker. I can tell you one thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet that boat sells a hell of a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of hairspray. I mean, rest in peace, faster Pussycad's fiance.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's the business to be on there to help

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<v Speaker 3>with buying the little pictures, you know, when you get

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<v Speaker 3>on and they say, let me take a picture, will

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<v Speaker 3>sell to you at the end of the cruise or

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<v Speaker 3>at dinner or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Aquinetta, Oh yeah, more on this on the JR. Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus talking Beautiful in all like Sandro Florida for over

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five years. This is Orlando's rock station.