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<v Speaker 1>The summer heats up the pace here at the TLFX Games,

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<v Speaker 1>as the tournament to determine the greatest character in the

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<v Speaker 1>history of the Lapsed Fan podcast takes out a life

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<v Speaker 1>of its own, with each and every matchup an arrival

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<v Speaker 1>of promos here to our event center on who's most

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<v Speaker 1>likely to prevail. Hello, I'm Sean Monning and this time

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<v Speaker 1>brought to you, of course, by Garage Beer. Our friends

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<v Speaker 1>over garage beer, the small batch light beer. The garage

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<v Speaker 1>is always open. It's a clash in every conceivable manner.

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<v Speaker 1>In this encounter, the matriarch of the Mighty Heart Wrestling Clan,

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<v Speaker 1>Helen Hard herself from what I understand, a late addition

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<v Speaker 1>to the tournament by popular demand, faces off against perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>the hungriest participant in the entire tournament, of course, Lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>Vaders who we're talking about, and the Mastodon goes up

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<v Speaker 1>against the matriarch this week on the feed. Remember it'll

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<v Speaker 1>be over at the TLFX account at the Lapsed Fan

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<v Speaker 1>that you will get your chance to vote on who

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<v Speaker 1>advances at each round of the TLFX Games, all towards

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<v Speaker 1>crowning the King of the cast. Let's hear first up,

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<v Speaker 1>in Calgary, Alberta, Canada from Helen Hart.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, all right, fuck all of you. The last

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<v Speaker 2>thing I want to do is being a fucking tournament

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<v Speaker 2>with all these fucking ass clowns. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>if it comes down to it, I'll fucking slaughter my husband.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't fucking care. And this fucking fat ass Vader,

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ, what a fucking joke. You know what. I

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<v Speaker 2>watched him. I've seen him before. I saw him face

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking idiot son of mine, Brett, that fucking other

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<v Speaker 2>son of mine Owen. I've seen him face both of them.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, this guy is a fucking fat ass.

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<v Speaker 2>If this guy gets the option, all right, to have

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking burger king whopper, he said, a coming to

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<v Speaker 2>the ring, I know exactly where he'll be, and I'll

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<v Speaker 2>kick him in the balls. It's Helen time and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna kill all of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the table is set and lapse hell and heart

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<v Speaker 1>certainly sounds hungry, but you have to think beating her

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<v Speaker 1>in that category, and perhaps every other one is lapsed Vader,

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<v Speaker 1>who will hear from now?

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<v Speaker 3>Hell Hot, I'm coming after you. I wanna fucking take

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<v Speaker 3>it down. Because it's Vada time, all right. This is

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<v Speaker 3>my kind of party, and I wanna calm and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna eat you. I don't mind taking you down, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't mind hitting you in my potatoes. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>wanna send me on the mat and give you a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking VDA bomb. I'm gonna take you out, Helen Odd,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna eat you alive, and I wanna be the

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<v Speaker 3>fucking King of the Cast.

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<v Speaker 1>Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed fans X

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<v Speaker 1>account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote

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<v Speaker 1>on who advances to the King of the Cast.

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<v Speaker 3>To