Speaker 1: The summer heats up the pace here at the TLFX Games,
Speaker 1: as the tournament to determine the greatest character in the
Speaker 1: history of the Lapsed Fan podcast takes out a life
Speaker 1: of its own, with each and every matchup an arrival
Speaker 1: of promos here to our event center on who's most
Speaker 1: likely to prevail. Hello, I'm Sean Monning and this time
Speaker 1: brought to you, of course, by Garage Beer. Our friends
Speaker 1: over garage beer, the small batch light beer. The garage
Speaker 1: is always open. It's a clash in every conceivable manner.
Speaker 1: In this encounter, the matriarch of the Mighty Heart Wrestling Clan,
Speaker 1: Helen Hard herself from what I understand, a late addition
Speaker 1: to the tournament by popular demand, faces off against perhaps
Speaker 1: the hungriest participant in the entire tournament, of course, Lapsed
Speaker 1: Vaders who we're talking about, and the Mastodon goes up
Speaker 1: against the matriarch this week on the feed. Remember it'll
Speaker 1: be over at the TLFX account at the Lapsed Fan
Speaker 1: that you will get your chance to vote on who
Speaker 1: advances at each round of the TLFX Games, all towards
Speaker 1: crowning the King of the cast. Let's hear first up,
Speaker 1: in Calgary, Alberta, Canada from Helen Hart.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, all right, fuck all of you. The last
Speaker 2: thing I want to do is being a fucking tournament
Speaker 2: with all these fucking ass clowns. And you know what,
Speaker 2: if it comes down to it, I'll fucking slaughter my husband.
Speaker 2: I don't fucking care. And this fucking fat ass Vader,
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, what a fucking joke. You know what. I
Speaker 2: watched him. I've seen him before. I saw him face
Speaker 2: the fucking idiot son of mine, Brett, that fucking other
Speaker 2: son of mine Owen. I've seen him face both of them.
Speaker 2: And you know what, this guy is a fucking fat ass.
Speaker 2: If this guy gets the option, all right, to have
Speaker 2: a fucking burger king whopper, he said, a coming to
Speaker 2: the ring, I know exactly where he'll be, and I'll
Speaker 2: kick him in the balls. It's Helen time and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna kill all of you.
Speaker 1: Well, the table is set and lapse hell and heart
Speaker 1: certainly sounds hungry, but you have to think beating her
Speaker 1: in that category, and perhaps every other one is lapsed Vader,
Speaker 1: who will hear from now?
Speaker 3: Hell Hot, I'm coming after you. I wanna fucking take
Speaker 3: it down. Because it's Vada time, all right. This is
Speaker 3: my kind of party, and I wanna calm and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna eat you. I don't mind taking you down, I
Speaker 3: don't mind hitting you in my potatoes. And then I
Speaker 3: wanna send me on the mat and give you a
Speaker 3: fucking VDA bomb. I'm gonna take you out, Helen Odd,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat you alive, and I wanna be the
Speaker 3: fucking King of the Cast.
Speaker 1: Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,
Speaker 1: August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed fans X
Speaker 1: account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote
Speaker 1: on who advances to the King of the Cast.
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