Speaker 1: The summer heats up the pace here at the TLFX Games,
as the tournament to determine the greatest character in the
history of the Lapsed Fan podcast takes out a life
of its own, with each and every matchup an arrival
of promos here to our event center on who's most
likely to prevail. Hello, I'm Sean Monning and this time
brought to you, of course, by Garage Beer. Our friends
over garage beer, the small batch light beer. The garage
is always open. It's a clash in every conceivable manner.
In this encounter, the matriarch of the Mighty Heart Wrestling Clan,
Helen Hard herself from what I understand, a late addition
to the tournament by popular demand, faces off against perhaps
the hungriest participant in the entire tournament, of course, Lapsed
Vaders who we're talking about, and the Mastodon goes up
against the matriarch this week on the feed. Remember it'll
be over at the TLFX account at the Lapsed Fan
that you will get your chance to vote on who
advances at each round of the TLFX Games, all towards
crowning the King of the cast. Let's hear first up,
in Calgary, Alberta, Canada from Helen Hart.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, all right, fuck all of you. The last
thing I want to do is being a fucking tournament
with all these fucking ass clowns. And you know what,
if it comes down to it, I'll fucking slaughter my husband.
I don't fucking care. And this fucking fat ass Vader,
Jesus Christ, what a fucking joke. You know what. I
watched him. I've seen him before. I saw him face
the fucking idiot son of mine, Brett, that fucking other
son of mine Owen. I've seen him face both of them.
And you know what, this guy is a fucking fat ass.
If this guy gets the option, all right, to have
a fucking burger king whopper, he said, a coming to
the ring, I know exactly where he'll be, and I'll
kick him in the balls. It's Helen time and I'm
gonna kill all of you.
Speaker 1: Well, the table is set and lapse hell and heart
certainly sounds hungry, but you have to think beating her
in that category, and perhaps every other one is lapsed Vader,
who will hear from now?
Speaker 3: Hell Hot, I'm coming after you. I wanna fucking take
it down. Because it's Vada time, all right. This is
my kind of party, and I wanna calm and I'm
gonna eat you. I don't mind taking you down, I
don't mind hitting you in my potatoes. And then I
wanna send me on the mat and give you a
fucking VDA bomb. I'm gonna take you out, Helen Odd,
I'm gonna eat you alive, and I wanna be the
fucking King of the Cast.
Speaker 1: Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,
August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed fans X
account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote
on who advances to the King of the Cast.
Speaker 3: To