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Speaker 1: Now we have a new little segment we're gonna roll
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Speaker 1: and Skin's Wayback Machine. So don't miss that, because there's
Speaker 1: always good fun when we start doing stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 2: And now it's time for bases.
Speaker 3: Sweet Day Up Day, featuring veteran news anchor kt fon tweets.
Speaker 3: Here are the important stories he's currently tracking from.
Speaker 4: Around the world.
Speaker 3: Yesterday morning, just after eight am, a train collided with
Speaker 3: a semi just north of Saginaw, out there in Tarren County.
Speaker 3: No injuries reported. There's good news. One wentness said, quote
Speaker 3: the tracks crossing arms were going down and ding ding ding.
Speaker 3: I saw the train coming from right over here. Let
Speaker 3: me tell you it was coming and all I saw
Speaker 3: was bam. Collision sent the cargo of hundreds of cans
Speaker 3: of beer everywhere on National Beer Day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Video from WFA showed officers and crews on the scene
Speaker 3: drinking their day away. They did not officers just pulling
Speaker 3: up pert to the job took hours to clean up
Speaker 3: all the beer. I did not realize that yesterday was
Speaker 3: National Beer Day, although we did. We discuss that on
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 3: You know, you forget what happens sometimes, you know, you
Speaker 3: live your life, and I'm a big move forward guy, so.
Speaker 5: I realized that, you know, don't forget what Jelly Roll said, Kevin,
Speaker 5: your guy, what what do he say? He said, there's
Speaker 5: a reason that the windshield is bigger than the rearview mirror.
Speaker 2: Thank you Jesus. That's incredible, man, I'm so glad I
Speaker 2: heard that.
Speaker 5: So Jesus, so you can look forward. That's more important
Speaker 5: than looking back. That's incredible.
Speaker 4: Add that to the end of show.
Speaker 3: That's the tramontage, because I mean, Ben's that is well, that's.
Speaker 2: The greatest thing I've ever heard. That's your guy. It's
Speaker 2: important for you to know what he's doing.
Speaker 3: If the audience could see my head right now, you
Speaker 3: would just see flames everywhere, like that chef at that redheaded.
Speaker 4: Chef shot off.
Speaker 2: Dude. They just showed something on TV. That's crazy. What
Speaker 2: are you watching on TV? It's just whatever the local
Speaker 2: news is.
Speaker 1: A person was waiting at a stoplight and a giant
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's a pine tree just fell
Speaker 1: to the ground and smashed their car and have and
Speaker 1: miss them by a foot.
Speaker 2: They were just sitting there. That's your Rick Flair moment.
Speaker 5: I was TV you guys following this falling tree story.
Speaker 3: I have another shady baseball story here. This is a
Speaker 3: member of the JV at La Cueva High School out
Speaker 3: there in Rio Rancho, New Mexico. A member of that
Speaker 3: JV squad who's unnamed right now because he's under eighteen,
Speaker 3: is now facing fifteen counts of battery. Any guesses fifteen
Speaker 3: battery counts? But what are we supposed to be guessing?
Speaker 3: What his average is against the district?
Speaker 4: Yes? On base percentage?
Speaker 3: Is he?
Speaker 4: Is he hitting in the three hole?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: What? What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: What get your fifteen counts of battery?
Speaker 2: What salt? Assault? Assaulting someone? Tango guesses? Would you say,
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what else?
Speaker 4: Reports?
Speaker 2: Go ahead?
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, I just I don't.
Speaker 2: Know unsolicited d picts.
Speaker 4: Reports say that he.
Speaker 3: Took a Wi wi and the water cooler belonging to
Speaker 3: the other team.
Speaker 2: Man, Now, what a hillbilly move?
Speaker 3: When this is what's wrong with reporting these days? Because
Speaker 3: the story said, when the incident became known to officials, umpires, Oh,
Speaker 3: the empires like the.
Speaker 2: What's like the hip gesture? Like the physicality? How do
Speaker 2: you call that?
Speaker 3: We just let it go with officials sometimes that they're important,
Speaker 3: But what do are they like?
Speaker 4: School officials? Yeah, the umpire I need to know. But
Speaker 4: here's what's wrong about this.
Speaker 3: The incident became known to officials, the entire team was suspended.
Speaker 2: They were all in on it.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think they were.
Speaker 3: It sounds like just that one because only one player
Speaker 3: is getting the fifteen counts of battery.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: One of my old teammates took a whiz and the
Speaker 3: opposing team's cooler and they shut down my season because
Speaker 3: of that. Would have had hell to pay because I was
Speaker 3: pretty good at baseball. When those games were fleeting, they
Speaker 3: were you don't.
Speaker 2: Have them any more. Nobody was looking at you know, colleges.
Speaker 3: If all my guys on the team, Cooter, Willie Jones,
Speaker 3: Jeff t Chuck Bucket, oh my god, a buckethead jack rabbit,
Speaker 3: of all my guys, if you know, if one of
Speaker 3: them would have done it, well, you could just suspend
Speaker 3: him for the game.
Speaker 4: The whole team doesn't have to pay.
Speaker 3: Like I remember one time, some guys were dipping on
Speaker 3: the bus, throwing out the window. There's tobacco now on
Speaker 3: the bus. Why is the whole team in trouble? They weren't.
Speaker 4: It was the three people who were dipping who got
Speaker 4: in trouble.
Speaker 1: All I can think about is when Napoleon Dynamite looks
Speaker 1: around and then throws that action figure on a string
Speaker 1: out the back of the bus. But he looks around
Speaker 1: first to make sure he doesn't get caught doing it,
Speaker 1: and he's just dragging that action figure behind the bus.
Speaker 2: Pretty great. So all right, there you have it. There's
Speaker 2: the Weekly Weekly Girl.
Speaker 5: One story, Skin was looking over KT's head watch TV.
Speaker 5: Another story, he was just thinking about movies that he liked.
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